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1.) Get a check, preferably not yours
(if it was yours that would totally defeat the purpose). Steal it, find
it, pull it out your grandmothers ass, etc..
2.) Go to a bookstore (B. Dalton, Crown,
and Walden are the best cause they NEVER check I.D.)
3.) Say, "Can I get a fifty dollar
gift certificate?"
4.) Take that gift certificate to another
store
5.) Buy a .50 bookmark with it. Keep
the change. The best way to do this is to get a whole checkbook and spend
the day driving about from store to store buying and cashing. The above
bookstores are not the only ones where you can do this. MANY establishments
have real loose check I.D. policies. If you have trouble finding a checkbook
go to a parking garage and look for one in an unlocked car. If the store
does ask for I.D. then calmly say you have none, the check is your moms,
you boyfriends, you holy guardian angels, etc.. Get the check back and
leave. Do NOT rip off the same place twice. Many chains after they discover
they have been ripped off will try to send a description around to their
other stores and then you will be fucked. Have Fun and if anyone asks just
tell 'em some guy told you how to do this. If you have any questions you
can NOT locate me on the following bbs's. (I was a former employee at a
store I rip off in this way and do not want to be busted.) Jackass--Home
of Phucked Phreak Prod. 708-808-7629 Ripco----Lame now that its been busted
312-528-5020 Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be the Whole of The Law. Nothing is
True. Everything is permitted. some guy... signing off...