1.Get a syringe or some other device and fill it with epoxy(glue,bonehead).= You now have 30 minutes to squirt this into locks on lockers and all other= sorts of things. Anotehr idea to do this is act like you are shooting up i= n front of a teacher. When he/she/it asks you about it,say you have to beca= use school sucks so much.
2.Call the school and leave the phone off the hook. The way some schools us= e their phone systems (like WMJH) is when you call them,no matter how long = you leave it off the hook,and they hang up,its on one of the many lines. So= ooooooo,that line stays busy!! Great when you are pissed at a teacher.
3. Go pro-ecology. Destroy as many cans of bug spray the school uses,steal = cheerleaders hair-spray and bust it up. A good tactic to do is dig a ditch = on the front lawn and throw all the cans there,then get the ecology nuts on= the phone,and tell them you are having a rally. Tell them to get as many f= riends and big shovels. You take it from there!!
4.Draw anti-good guy signs or other obscenities on those big-ass white shee= ts teachers use to show projections on. My favorite is to draw a big anarch= y symbol on it,so the teacher gets nuts!
5.Get a bunch of friends toghther and make a newsletter for all the kids th= at are first coming in to the school. Like tell about the dick teachers and= such. Tell about how to cause carnage. Example:Get an eighth grade group a= nd write one of the 7th graders.
7.Bad food? A good old riot does the trick!
8.Im gym class,conduct massive searches for 'lost' contacts and rings,glass= es,etc. Anything small as hell! A good one for contacts in to start yelling= all of a sudden while the halls are full. Scream "Dont move!! I lost my co= ntact!!" Get EVERYBODY to look for it. I like this one.
9.If your school has a dress code,which most do,do something that doesnt vi= olate it,but pisses of teachers. Like,i found a looophole. You cannot color= your hair with wash-off color,but you can permanantly!! Just get a dark co= lor and when the teacher starts bitching,say its permanant,and the teacher = cant do anything!! They wont very-well kick you out for hair color!!
10.Free all the animals in biology!!
11.Write a 'consumer report' on all the useless crap you are learning. Then= hand them out at faculty and parent/teacher associations!
12.Start BIG rumors about teachers.
13.Get students and/or parents to go to the school trying to get these rumo= rs confirmed!! This causes chaos in the office while you can roam around,or= do other things listed here!!
14.Rip off dishes,silverware,tools,lots of pencils,TP,etc from the school,t= hen donate it to your local anarchists group.
15.You can make a very effective fuse out of a cigarette and a match book. = Just fold the cig under the flap of the matches,leaving the fire about half= an inch from the matches. Toss it into a trashcan and then get out of that= area. =
16.Have giant coughing or sneezing epidemcis in study hall.
17. Rub lipstick,glue,vasoline,shit,etc on doorknobs.
18.Swallow some snake-bite antidote (most is harmless,get that!) and go int= o the principals office. After a few seconds,its puke time!! It usually mak= es you up-chuck about 90% of the contents of your stomach. Vomit all over e= veryuthing,and then apoligize a lot. =
19.Get your local co-horts toghther and do this one:Buy a lot of the snake-= bite stuff. Wait until after lunch angd get about 30 kids to swallow it. WH= OA!! Infected lunch!! Seriuos lawsuit!
20.Get some dog-training liquid from the store. It smells like concentrated= cat piss. If you dont know what to do with it,you shouldnt be reading this= =2E
21.Raid the teachers mailboxes. Get all your hated teachers suff,and make c= opies of all of the juicy-stuff. The spread it out.
22.Leave notes around the school saying things like "Tuesday's the day!" or= "Do you have the gas yet???!?" The latter works best and causes wide-panic= among teachers. Be orginal!!
23.Impersonate parents voices and make irate(pissed-off) calls the the scho= ol board.
24.Make a super-stink bomb out of hydrogen sulfide and put it in the ventil= ation system. This one has cleared schools for days!
25.If your school has tiled celings try this. Tiled celings are the kind th= at have squares for ceiling that can be pushed up. Take a dead fish or such= and lift uf the panel,put the dead animail there and shut the panel again.= If not,put it into a locker and glue the locker shut.
26.Put signs on lockers saying "This locker will self-destruct if opened fo= r inspection."
27.Give your school a subscription to every magazine you can think of. Just= get those Buisiness Reply Mail cards,fill them out,and send them in!! Pret= ty soon,when schools dont pay up,the magazine will bombard their mailbox wi= th bills!! =
28.Print up some false notices and put them in teachers mailboxes. Make the= m look real,like steal some paper that says:From the desk of "your principa= ls name here"
30.Make your own passes,forms,test,or lift them out of techers desks.
31.Teacher being a dick? Print up a rat-sheet. Put their phone number,addre= ss,social security number(for the hackers) and them spread them out. Put in= stuctions to call them....late......very late. Order stuff to their house. = Pizzes,plumbers...think big!
32.Break into your school at night and burn it down. Yes,this is serious. B= ut,its the biggest thing you can do. To do this,you have to be inside,becau= se it will burn a long time before anybody notices. This is easy to do. Wai= t until the janitors have left,then go into the janitors closet, Hang out t= here until you know EVERYBODY is gone. Then come out,and do you as you wis= h. Another trick to get in is to bust out a window about 3 days before you = do it. Like smash a window on Thursday and go in on Saturday,when nobody is= there. =
33.Get ahold of a filmstrip about to be shown to a class. Most of them are = in the library. Get one,then take it home. Splice parts from other movies i= nto it. About 10 second intervals. Things like XXX movies,safe sex films,th= ings like that. Another good one is to find out what thename of the filmstr= ip is and tear it up. Not total destruction,just enough to piss off a teach= er and make it longer than it is supposed to be. Wastes class time.
34.Clog up the drains with clay and then turn on the water when everybody h= as left.
35.Make C4. Or fake anyway. Get some thick,grey clay. Make sure it is thick= ,and semi-pliable. Stick a clock and some wires to it. Put it in a open,yet= hard to see place. Like a windows frame or a locker. A good trick is to pu= t it in a random locker. THen call the school,tell them they have 2 hours t= o find it. If they dont,they can kiss the hall goodbye. TOTAL panic. I mean= ,cops,media,teachers,and everything!!
36.Teachers often leave gradebooks,report cards,etc...unguarded. Take one a= nd have fun.
37.Put up permanant posters. Works best during elections of prom king and q= ueen. Just put somebody you hates name on it and use industrial glue or Eva= porated Pet-Milk
38.Ice-pick tires as a warning. Put sugar in the gas tank only for really,r= eally hated teachers.
39.Start wailing in the halls.
40.Create a 'Web Of Thread' in your classrooms. Get everybody to bring spoo= ls of thread to class,plus extra for the dopes who forget. Then,when the te= acher is gone,string it all around the room. THen,when the teacher go bonke= rs,say you did it in the name of art. Best to you a dim-witted teacher for = this one.
41.Get some oregano. Roll it up and sell it. Also,get some aspirin or other= medication and file off the name. =
42.Put Calcium Carbide in a dissolving capsule and drop it in a toilet.Flus= h the toilet and leg it!! In case you were wondering,calcium carbide can be= obtained from most joke shops and other stores, Science labs and etc. What= it does is,is reacts VIOLENTLY with water. Busting pipes,etc. Great fun. P= ut it in like a Benadryl capsule.
43.Ride a bicyclye down a busy hall.
44.Save old book reports and essays. Give them to younger kids or use them = for other teachers.
45.Fool around with the climate control and microphone stuff during rallies= and assemblies. =
46.Flush stuff down the toilet. Things like spoons,huge wads of TP,etc. Pre= ferably faculty johns. =
47.Tap intro the schools intercom. This is not easy. First you must find th= e main box or whatever. Should be outside. Open 'er up. Look for intresting= wires and splice,then,hook up a mic,radio,etc.. Now you have your own guer= illa radio station!! Play on!!
48.Get some eyedrops and put it in the milk. About four drops of Visine in = somebodys milk should do the trick well. All this does is some serious shit= ting!
49.Laxatives. Just the word strikes fear in teachers hearts! There are many= ways to use it,but here are some good ones:Take a lax pill and grind it up= ,sprinkle it on a burger and walk around,give it to a random person. Take s= ome ex-Lax and run the name off. Put it in a wrapper made for one of the li= ttle Hershey bars. Spread out. WARNING:Too many ex-Lax can make you V-E-R-Y= sick. Death. Get the picture?
50.Get all your friends to bring screwdrivers to school and take the school= apart,piece by piece.
51.Let loose certain farm animals in the school. My favorite is chickens be= cause,once a chicken is pissed off,you better leave it alone!! Other choice= s are pigeons,skunks,ferrets,etc.
53.Start a campaign to have the letter Z appear everywhere as the mark of a= ngry students. Then go buy some black markers and play Zorro!
54.Set up a fake school and hire away the lousy teachers. This takes some w= ork. Set up flyers abotu having a going-away party for a teacher who really= isnt leaving. Lots of fun!
55.Get a copy of the school budget. Copy it and highlight the stupid expend= itures and give to parents,
56.Take booze to lunch in a thermos and pass it around.
57.During some important test,(SAT,CAT,etc) have a smart student stand up a= nd give out answers to a part of the test. Then have him sit down and get a= nother student to stand u and give answers to another part of the test. Thi= s will make the test useless,making the school do it over,at a great expens= e.
58.Lower the American flag in front of the school and put up one of your ow= n.Some choices are the POW/MIA flag and a KKK flag. =
59.Put alarm clocks in random lockers and set them on LOUDEST. Make them go= off every 10 minutes or so. Then close and lock the lockers.
60.Parade around outside te school with an American flag singing the "Star = Spangled Banner". If and when the school trys to stop you,call your local p= atriotic group and tell them your school is run by pinkos.
61.Get everyone to chew gum one day. Then at a certain time,you should ALL = blow a bubble and pop it. At the same time.
62.Many schools have automatic sprinkler systems. They go off when too much= heat is applied to them. Find the sensors and hold a loghter to them.
63.Persuede the graduating class to give their gift money to something usef= ul or destructive.
64.Have a student lie on the ground. Crowd around him. When a teacher comes= to investigate,yell "He jumped!!!" Then get students to mumble things like= "Maybe it was LSD."or"Fred dared him."
65.Have a friend and you act like you are fighting. Then,when the principal= calls you down,act like you are gonna work it out. You will miss at least = thirty minutes of class!
66.Get the address of disliked teachers. Then answer sex adds in their name= s. Order some perverted items to their house. (COD of course)
67.Toss handfuls of marbles on the floor in the hallways.
68.Steal cafeteria plates and cups,then burn large holes in them. Pu tthem = in your bookbag. At lunch,transfer your food to the burnt plate. Turn it in= ,saying the food did it.
69.Leave phony letters of resignation from teachers on the principals desk.=
70.For the ELiTE out there,who know how to block Caller-ID,here is the grea= test of pranks. Call the school,and give them a bomb threat. A good idea is= not to use your phone,even with the Caller-ID method. Phreak someones hous= e,then do this one.
71.Photgraph teachers and administartors constantly. Even without film.
72.If you have the nerve,piss in your pants while giving an oral report
73.Drop large bottles of ether in science class.
74.Hang your teacher! Make a dummy and make it look like a teacher. Pin not= es on it stating the teachers name. To add realism,put holes in it,then let= diluted ketchup trickle down.
75.Put a rotten apple or stale sandwhich on your teachers desk.
76.Take the hinges off the principals door,but leave it hanging there so wh= en he opens it,it will have a slightly crushing effect.
77.Go in the library and when the worker isnt looking,destroy books. Set th= em on fire,rip them up,etc.
78.Crash your schools LAN. This can usually be done by turning off the powe= r of the server and then turning it on and off REALLY fast. =
79.While in the computer lab at the school,try to logon under a teacher.Usu= ally this can be done by getting a teachers login and password.
80.Install a worm on the schools LAN.
81.Take pictures of teachers on embarrising situations. Sell the pics.
82.Break into a teachers house and steal something of value. The next day,l= eave that item on the teachers desk with a note saying-"You've been warned"=
83.Get the combination of a row of lockers. Then,open all the lockers. Get = at one end of the row and hold your hand out. Run forward,slamming each of = the lockers. Makes a helluva noise!!
84.Get a bunch of boys to wear earrings. When the school trys to make you t= ake them out,tell them that under federal law,the public school system CAN = NOT make you take them out,for that is what we call DISCRIMINATION. Say if = guys cant wear them,neither can girls.
85.Bring boxes of cereal or dried mashed potatoes to school. Open the boxes= and start shaking the contents all around the halls,gym floor,etc.
86.Pull out one of your own hairs and put it on your lunch,saying it wasnt = yours.
87.Drop things sown the school air conditioning system. You know,the big he= at pump things.
88. While at a A/C unit,look for a little box that it is connected to. Open= it up,and flip the switch inside to "Off"
89.Leave a dirty magazine(Penthouse,Playboy,etc) in a teachers desk. Report= the teacher to the principal.
90.Start giant spitball wars during a movie in class.
91.Start a HUGE fight between different groups ar school. Usually,there are= three groups.They are as follows: Preps:Rich,puusy,football plying,mama's boys who get everythign they want. Hoods:The kewl people. Grungy,mean,badasses. Nerds:Do I have to tell you??!? Just go up to a prep and say some hood said shit about him. Do it again and= again. Pretty soon,you should have the whole school campus in warfare!!
92.Claim you got bit by a spider or some other posionous bug at school. Fil= e a lawsuit against the school.
93.Get a blank check form a teacher. Get the account number and transit num= ber. Any cardist should be able to cause some hell with that!!
94. Same as above,except get the teachers Credit Card information!! =
95.Get a few thousand plastic forks. This takes a while,but worth it. Once = you have the forks,go to a teachers house. Stick the forks in their yard. A= ll thousnads of them!! This is hell to pick up and funny as hell to watch!!=
95.Get some laxitives. Crush them up as in step 49. Go into the teachers lo= unge,and put the coated hamburger or drink or whatever. Some teacher is bou= nd to pick up and eat the coated food!
96. Go to your local hardware store. Look around for a brand of Fire Ant Ki= ller caled "Orthene". This stuff STINKS!! Sprinkle some of the white powder= wherever you wanna cause disruption. =
97.Have everyoen bring their pets to school to show the teacher.
98.Make a citizens arrest on your worse teacher. Drag him in front of the s= chool and put him/her on trial for skrewing with the minds of youth.
99.Go on strike. Sa school is 12 years of brainwashing without pay. Parade = around for a week or so,until you get your demands.
100.The greatest thing you can do to a school is:Go! Think about it. How ca= n you do these things if you dont go? Hell,it costs the school money when y= ou go! So,break out your books,and at least ACT like you care! = This has been a WIE pirates production. From a file origianlly typed by Mon= ty Python,then updated by Exodus. Please E-mail the WIE Pirates at the foll= owing: Diademz@aol.com Xanthic1@aol.com Xanthic@internetMCI.com We are working on getting a web page and a BBS. E-mail us with ANY comments= ,suggestions,ideas or just anythign you have to say. We wanna hear from you= ! Always remember our Number ONE rule:Shit Happens REALLY fast. = 79.While in the computer lab at the school, Just go up to a prep and say some hood said shit about him. Do it again and= again. Pretty ---------------------------------31838450218316--