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As We Go.............................................................................................................................................................1
Charles Dudley Warner ............................................................................................................................1
OUR PRESIDENT..................................................................................................................................1
THE NEWSPAPERMADE MAN .........................................................................................................3
INTERESTING GIRLS ...........................................................................................................................4
GIVE THE MEN A CHANCE ................................................................................................................5
THE ADVENT OF CANDOR................................................................................................................6
THE AMERICAN MAN.........................................................................................................................7
THE ELECTRIC WAY...........................................................................................................................8
CAN A HUSBAND OPEN HIS WIFE'S LETTERS?............................................................................9
A LEISURE CLASS ..............................................................................................................................10
WEATHER AND CHARACTER.........................................................................................................12
BORN WITH AN "EGO" ......................................................................................................................13
JUVENTUS MUNDI .............................................................................................................................14
A BEAUTIFUL OLD AGE ...................................................................................................................15
THE ATTRACTION OF THE REPULSIVE ........................................................................................16
GIVING AS A LUXURY ......................................................................................................................18
CLIMATE AND HAPPINESS ..............................................................................................................19
THE NEW FEMININE RESERVE .......................................................................................................21
REPOSE IN ACTIVITY ........................................................................................................................22
WOMENIDEAL AND REAL..........................................................................................................23
THE ART OF IDLENESS .....................................................................................................................24
IS THERE ANY CONVERSATION....................................................................................................26
THE TALL GIRL..................................................................................................................................27
THE DEADLY DIARY .........................................................................................................................28
THE WHISTLING GIRL......................................................................................................................29
BORN OLD AND RICH .......................................................................................................................30
THE "OLD SOLDIER".........................................................................................................................32
THE ISLAND OF BIMINI ....................................................................................................................33
JUNE ......................................................................................................................................................34
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As We Go
Charles Dudley Warner
OUR PRESIDENT
THE NEWSPAPERMADE MAN
INTERESTING GIRLS
GIVE THE MEN A CHANCE
THE ADVENT OF CANDOR
THE AMERICAN MAN
THE ELECTRIC WAY
CAN A HUSBAND OPEN HIS WIFE'S LETTERS?
A LEISURE CLASS
WEATHER AND CHARACTER
BORN WITH AN "EGO"
JUVENTUS MUNDI
A BEAUTIFUL OLD AGE
THE ATTRACTION OF THE REPULSIVE
GIVING AS A LUXURY
CLIMATE AND HAPPINESS
THE NEW FEMININE RESERVE
REPOSE IN ACTIVITY
WOMENIDEAL AND REAL
THE ART OF IDLENESS
IS THERE ANY CONVERSATION
THE TALL GIRL
THE DEADLY DIARY
THE WHISTLING GIRL
BORN OLD AND RICH
THE "OLD SOLDIER"
THE ISLAND OF BIMINI
JUNE
OUR PRESIDENT
We are so much accustomed to kings and queens and other privileged persons of that sort in this world that it
is only on reflection that we wonder how they became so. The mystery is not their continuance, but how did
they get a start? We take little help from studying the bees originally no one could have been born a queen.
There must have been not only a selection, but an election, not by ballot, but by consent some way expressed,
and the privileged persons got their positions because they were the strongest, or the wisest, or the most
cunning. But the descendants of these privileged persons hold the same positions when they are neither
strong, nor wise, nor very cunning. This also is a mystery. The persistence of privilege is an unexplained
thing in human affairs, and the consent of mankind to be led in government and in fashion by those to whom
none of the original conditions of leadership attach is a philosophical anomaly. How many of the living
occupants of thrones, dukedoms, earldoms, and such high places are in position on their own merits, or would
be put there by common consent? Referring their origin to some sort of an election, their continuance seems
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to rest simply on forbearance. Here in America we are trying a new experiment; we have adopted the
principle of election, but we have supplemented it with the equally authoritative right of deposition. And it is
interesting to see how it has worked for a hundred years, for it is human nature to like to be set up, but not to
like to be set down. If in our elections we do not always get the bestperhaps few elections ever didwe at
least do not perpetuate forever in privilege our mistakes or our good hits.
The celebration in New York, in 1889, of the inauguration of Washington was an instructive spectacle. How
much of privilege had been gathered and perpetuated in a century? Was it not an occasion that emphasized
our republican democracy? Two things were conspicuous. One was that we did not honor a family, or a
dynasty, or a title, but a character; and the other was that we did not exalt any living man, but simply the
office of President. It was a demonstration of the power of the people to create their own royalty, and then to
put it aside when they have done with it. It was difficult to see how greater honors could have been paid to
any man than were given to the President when he embarked at Elizabethport and advanced, through a harbor
crowded with decorated vessels, to the great city, the wharves and roofs of which were black with human
beings a holiday city which shook with the tumult of the popular welcome. Wherever he went he drew the
swarms in the streets as the moon draws the tide. Republican simplicity need not fear comparison with any
royal pageant when the President was received at the Metropolitan, and, in a scene of beauty and opulence
that might be the flowering of a thousand years instead of a century, stood upon the steps of the "dais" to
greet the devoted Centennial Quadrille, which passed before him with the courageous five, 'Imperator,
morituri te salutamus'. We had done itwe, the people; that was our royalty. Nobody had imposed it on us.
It was not even selected out of four hundred. We had taken one of the common people and set him up there,
creating for the moment also a sort of royal family and a court for a background, in a splendor just as
imposing for the passing hour as an imperial spectacle. We like to show that we can do it, and we like to
show also that we can undo it. For at the banquet, where the Elected ate his dinner, not only in the presence
of, but with, representatives of all the people of all the States, looked down on by the acknowledged higher
power in American life, there sat also with him two men who had lately been in his great position, the centre
only a little while ago, as he was at the moment, of every eye in the republic, now only common citizens
without a title, without any insignia of rank, able to transmit to posterity no family privilege. If our hearts
swelled with pride that we could create something just as good as royalty, that the republic had as many men
of distinguished appearance, as much beauty, and as much brilliance of display as any traditional
government, we also felicitated ourselves that we could sweep it all away by a vote and reproduce it with new
actors next day.
It must be confessed that it was a people's affair. If at any time there was any idea that it could be controlled
only by those who represented names honored for a hundred years, or conspicuous by any social privilege,
the idea was swamped in popular feeling. The names that had been elected a hundred years ago did not stay
elected unless the present owners were able to distinguish themselves. There is nothing so to be coveted in a
country as the perpetuity of honorable names, and the "centennial" showed that we are rich in those that have
been honorably borne, but it also showed that the century has gathered no privilege that can count upon
permanence.
But there is another aspect of the situation that is quite as serious and satisfactory. Now that the ladies of the
present are coming to dress as ladies dressed a hundred years ago, we can make an adequate comparison of
beauty. Heaven forbid that we should disparage the women of the Revolutionary period! They looked as well
as they could under all the circumstances of a new country and the hardships of an early settlement. Some of
them looked exceedingly wellthere were beauties in those days as there were giants in Old Testament
times. The portraits that have come down to us of some of them excite our admiration, and indeed we have a
sort of tradition of the loveliness of the women of that remote period. The gallant men of the time exalted
them. Yet it must be admitted by any one who witnessed the public and private gatherings of April, 1889, in
New York, contributed to as they were by women from every State, and who is unprejudiced by family
associations, that the women of America seem vastly improved in personal appearance since the days when
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George Washington was a lover: that is to say, the number of beautiful women is greater in proportion to the
population, and their beauty and charm are not inferior to those which have been so much extolled in the
Revolutionary time. There is no doubt that if George Washington could have been at the Metropolitan ball he
would have acknowledged this, and that while he might have had misgivings about some of our political
methods, he would have been more proud than ever to be still acknowledged the Father of his Country.
THE NEWSPAPERMADE MAN
A fair correspondenthas the phrase an oldtime sound?thinks we should pay more attention to men. In a
revolutionary time, when great questions are in issue, minor matters, which may nevertheless be very
important, are apt to escape the consideration they deserve. We share our correspondent's interest in men, but
must plead the pressure of circumstances. When there are so many Woman's Journals devoted to the wants
and aspirations of women alone, it is perhaps time to think of having a Man's journal, which should try to
keep his head abovewater in the struggle for social supremacy. When almost every number of the leading
periodicals has a paper about Womanwritten probably by a woman Woman Today, Woman Yesterday,
Woman Tomorrow; when the inquiry is daily made in the press as to what is expected of woman, and the new
requirements laid upon her by reason of her opportunities, her entrance into various occupations, her
educationthe impartial observer is likely to be confused, if he is not swept away by the rising tide of
femininity in modern life.
But this very superiority of interest in the future of women is a warning to man to look about him, and see
where in this tide he is going to land, if he will float or go ashore, and what will be his character and his
position in the new social order. It will not do for him to sit on the stump of one of his prerogatives that
woman has felled, and say with Brahma, "They reckon ill who leave me out," for in the day of the Subjection
of Man it may be little consolation that he is left in.
It must be confessed that man has had a long inning. Perhaps it is true that he owed this to his physical
strength, and that he will only keep it hereafter by intellectual superiority, by the dominance of mind. And
how in this generation is he equipping himself for the future? He is the moneymaking animal. That is
beyond dispute. Never before were there such business men as this generation can showNapoleons of
finance, Alexanders of adventure, Shakespeares of speculation, Porsons of accumulation. He is great in his
field, but is he leaving the intellectual province to woman? Does he read as much as she does? Is he
becoming anything but a newspapermade person? Is his mind getting to be like the newspaper? Speaking
generally of the mass of business menand the mass are business men in this countryhave they any habit
of reading books? They have clubs, to be sure, but of what sort? With the exception of a conversation club
here and there, and a literary club, more or less perfunctory, are they not mostly social clubs for comfort and
idle lounging, many of them known, as other workmen are, by their "chips"? What sort of a book would a
member make out of "Chips from my Workshop"? Do the young men, to any extent, join in Browning clubs
and Shakespeare clubs and Dante clubs? Do they meet for the study of history, of authors, of literary periods,
for reading, and discussing what they read? Do they in concert dig in the encyclopaedias, and write papers
about the correlation of forces, and about Savonarola, and about the Three Kings? In fact, what sort of a hand
would the Three Kings suggest to them? In the large cities the women's clubs, pursuing literature, art,
languages, botany, history, geography, geology, mythology, are innumerable. And there is hardly a village in
the land that has not from one to six clubs of young girls who meet once a week for some intellectual
purpose. What are the young men of the villages and the cities doing meantime? How are they preparing to
meet socially these young ladies who are cultivating their minds? Are they adapting themselves to the new
conditions? Or are they counting, as they always have done, on the adaptability of women, on the facility
with which the members of the bright sex can interest themselves in baseball and the speed of horses and
the chances of the "street"? Is it comfortable for the young man, when the talk is about the last notable book,
or the philosophy of the popular poet or novelist, to feel that laughing eyes are sounding his ignorance?
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Man is a noble creation, and he has fine and sturdy qualities which command the admiration of the other sex,
but how will it be when that sex, by reason of superior acquirements, is able to look down on him
intellectually? It used to be said that women are what men wish to have them, that they endeavored to be the
kind of women who would win masculine admiration. How will it be if women have determined to make
themselves what it pleases them to be, and to cultivate their powers in the expectation of pleasing men, if they
indulge any such expectation, by their higher qualities only? This is not a fanciful possibility. It is one that
young men will do well to ponder. It is easy to ridicule the literary and economic and historical societies, and
the naive courage with which young women in them attack the gravest problems, and to say that they are only
a passing fashion, like decorative art and a mode of dress. But a fashion is not to be underestimated; and
when a fashion continues and spreads like this one, it is significant of a great change going on in society. And
it is to be noticed that this fashion is accompanied by other phenomena as interesting. There is scarcely an
occupation, once confined almost exclusively to men, in which women are not now conspicuous. Never
before were there so many women who are superior musicians, performers themselves and organizers of
musical societies; never before so many women who can draw well; never so many who are successful in
literature, who write stories, translate, compile, and are acceptable workers in magazines and in publishing
houses; and never before were so many women reading good books, and thinking about them, and talking
about them, and trying to apply the lessons in them to the problems of their own lives, which are seen not to
end with marriage. A great deal of this activity, crude much of it, is on the intellectual side, and must tell
strongly byandby in the position of women. And the young men will take notice that it is the intellectual
force that must dominate in life.
INTERESTING GIRLS
It seems hardly worth while to say that this would be a more interesting country if there were more interesting
people in it. But the remark is worth consideration in a land where things are so much estimated by what they
cost. It is a very expensive country, especially so in the matter of education, and one cannot but reflect
whether the result is in proportion to the outlay. It costs a great many thousands of dollars and over four years
of time to produce a really good baseball player, and the time and money invested in the production of a
society young woman are not less. No complaint is made of the cost of these schools of the higher education;
the point is whether they produce interesting people. Of course all women are interesting. It has got pretty
well noised about the world that American women are, on the whole, more interesting than any others. This
statement is not made boastfully, but simply as a market quotation, as one might say. They are sought for;
they rule high. They have a "way"; they know how to be fascinating, to be agreeable; they unite freedom of
manner with modesty of behavior; they are apt to have beauty, and if they have not, they know how to make
others think they have. Probably the Greek girls in their highest development under Phidias were never so
attractive as the American girls of this period; and if we had a Phidias who could put their charms in marble,
all the antique galleries would close up and go out of business.
But it must be understood that in regard to them, as to the dictionaries, it is necessary to "get the best." Not all
women are equally interesting, and some of those on whom most educational money is lavished are the least
so. It can be said broadly that everybody is interesting up to a certain point. There is no human being from
whom the inquiring mind cannot learn something. It is so with women. Some are interesting for five minutes,
some for ten, some for an hour; some are not exhausted in a whole day; and some (and this shows the signal
leniency of Providence) are perennially entertaining, even in the presence of masculine stupidity. Of course
the radical trouble of this world is that there are not more people who are interesting comrades, day in and
day out, for a lifetime. It is greatly to the credit of American women that so many of them have this quality,
and have developed it, unprotected, in free competition with all countries which have been pouring in women
without the least duty laid upon their grace or beauty. We, have a tariff upon knowledgewe try to shut out
all of that by a duty on books; we have a tariff on piety and intelligence in a duty on clergymen; we try to
exclude art by a levy on it; but we have never excluded the raw material of beauty, and the result is that we
can successfully compete in the markets of the world.
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This, however, is a digression. The reader wants to know what this quality of being interesting has to do with
girls' schools. It is admitted that if one goes into a new place he estimates the agreeableness of it according to
the number of people it contains with whom it is a pleasure to converse, who have either the ability to talk
well or the intelligence to listen appreciatingly even if deceivingly, whose society has the beguiling charm
that makes even natural scenery satisfactory. It is admitted also that in our day the burden of this end of life,
making it agreeable, is mainly thrown upon women. Men make their business an excuse for not being
entertaining, or the few who cultivate the mind (aside from the politicians, who always try to be winning)
scarcely think it worth while to contribute anything to make society bright and engaging. Now if the girls'
schools and colleges, technical and other, merely add to the number of people who have practical training and
knowledge without personal charm, what becomes of social life? We are impressed with the excellence of the
schools and colleges for women impressed also with the coeducating institutions. There is no sight more
inspiring than an assemblage of four or five hundred young women attacking literature, science, and all the
arts. The grace and courage of the attack alone are worth all it costs. All the arts and science and literature are
benefited, but one of the chief purposes that should be in view is unattained if the young women are not made
more interesting, both to themselves and to others. Ability to earn an independent living may be conceded to
be important, health is indispensable, and beauty of face and form are desirable; knowledge is priceless, and
unselfish amiability is above the price of rubies; but how shall we set a value, so far as the pleasure of living
is concerned, upon the power to be interesting? We hear a good deal about the highly educated young woman
with reverence, about the emancipated young woman with fear and trembling, but what can take the place of
the interesting woman? Anxiety is this moment agitating the minds of tens of thousands of mothers about the
education of their daughters. Suppose their education should be directed to the purpose of making them
interesting women, what a fascinating country this would be about the year 1900.
GIVE THE MEN A CHANCE
Give the men a chance. Upon the young women of America lies a great responsibility. The next generation
will be pretty much what they choose to make it; and what are they doing for the elevation of young men? It
is true that there are the colleges for men, which still perform a good workthough some of them run a good
deal more to a topdressing of accomplishments than to a subsoiling of disciplinebut these colleges reach
comparatively few. There remain the great mass who are devoted to business and pleasure, and only get such
intellectual cultivation as society gives them or they chance to pick up in current publications. The young
women are the leisure class, consequentlyso we hearthe cultivated class. Taking a certain large
proportion of our society, the women in it toil not, neither do they spin; they do little or no domestic work;
they engage in no productive occupation. They are set apart for a high and ennobling servicethe cultivation
of the mind and the rescue of society from materialism. They are the influence that keeps life elevated and
sweetare they not? For what other purpose are they set apart in elegant leisure? And nobly do they climb
up to the duties of their position. They associate together in esoteric, intellectual societies. Every one is a part
of many clubs, the object of which is knowledge and the broadening of the intellectual horizon. Science,
languages, literature, are their daily food. They can speak in tongues; they can talk about the solar spectrum;
they can interpret Chaucer, criticise Shakespeare, understand Browning. There is no literature, ancient or
modern, that they do not dig up by the roots and turn over, no history that they do not drag before the club for
final judgment. In every little village there is this intellectual stir and excitement; why, even in New York,
readings interfere with the german; ['Dances', likely referring to the productions of the Straus family in
Vienna. D.W.]and Boston! Boston is no longer divided into wards, but into Browning "sections."
All this is mainly the work of women. The men are sometimes admitted, are even hired to perform and be
encouraged and criticised; that is, men who are already highly cultivated, or who are in sympathy with the
noble feminization of the age. It is a glorious movement. Its professed object is to give an intellectual lift to
society. And no doubt, unless all reports are exaggerated, it is making our great leisure class of women highly
intellectual beings. But, encouraging as this prospect is, it gives us pause. Who are these young women to
associate with? with whom are they to hold high converse? For life is a twofold affair. And meantime what
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is being done for the young men who are expected to share in the high society of the future? Will not the
young women byandby find themselves in a lonesome place, cultivated away beyond their natural
comrades? Where will they spend their evenings? This sobering thought suggests a duty that the young
women are neglecting. We refer to the education of the young men. It is all very well for them to form clubs
for their own advancement, and they ought not to incur the charge of selfishness in so doing; but how much
better would they fulfill their mission if they would form special societies for the cultivation of young
men!sort of intellectual mission bands. Bring them into the literary circle. Make it attractive for them.
Women with their attractions, not to speak of their wiles, can do anything they set out to do. They can elevate
the entire present generation of young men, if they give their minds to it, to care for the intellectual pursuits
they care for. Give the men a chance, and
Musing along in this way we are suddenly pulled up by the reflection that it is impossible to make an
unqualified statement that is wholly true about anything. What chance have I, anyway? inquires the young
man who thinks sometimes and occasionally wants to read. What sort of leading strings are these that I am
getting into? Look at the drift of things. Is the feminization of the world a desirable thing for a vigorous
future? Are the women, or are they not, taking all the virility out of literature? Answer me that. All the novels
are written by, for, or about womenbrought to their standard. Even Henry James, who studies the sex
untiringly, speaks about the "feminization of literature." They write most of the newspaper
correspondenceand write it for women. They are even trying to feminize the colleges. Granted that woman
is the superior being; all the more, what chance is there for man if this sort of thing goes on? Are you going to
make a race of men on feminine fodder? And here is the still more perplexing part of it. Unless all analysis of
the female heart is a delusion, and all history false, what women like most of all things in this world is a Man,
virile, forceful, compelling, a solid rock of dependence, a substantial unfeminine being, whom it is some
satisfaction and glory and interest to govern and rule in the right way, and twist round the feminine finger. If
women should succeed in reducing or raisingof course raisingmen to the feminine standard, by
feminizing society, literature, the colleges, and all that, would they not turn on their creationsfor even the
Bible intimates that women are uncertain and go in search of a Man? It is this sort of blind instinct of the
young man for preserving himself in the world that makes him so inaccessible to the good he might get from
the prevailing culture of the leisure class.
THE ADVENT OF CANDOR
Those who are anxious about the fate of Christmas, whether it is not becoming too worldly and too expensive
a holiday to be indulged in except by the very poor, mark with pleasure any indications that the true spirit of
the daybrotherhood and selfabnegation and charityis infusing itself into modern society. The
sentimental Christmas of thirty years ago could not last; in time the manufactured jollity got to be more
tedious and a greater strain on the feelings than any misfortune happening to one's neighbor. Even for a day it
was very difficult to buzz about in the cheery manner prescribed, and the reaction put human nature in a bad
light. Nor was it much better when gradually the day became one of Great Expectations, and the sweet spirit
of it was quenched in worry or soured in disappointment. It began to take on the aspect of a great lottery, in
which one class expected to draw in reverse proportion to what it put in, and another class knew that it would
only reap as it had sowed. The day, blessed in its origin, and meaningless if there is a grain of selfishness in
it, was thus likely to become a sort of Clearinghouse of all obligations and assume a commercial aspect that
took the heart out of itlike the enormous receptions for paying social debts which take the place of the
oldfashioned hospitality. Everybody knew, meantime, that the spirit of goodwill, the grace of universal
sympathy, was really growing in the world, and that it was only our awkwardness that, by striving to cram it
all for a year into twentyfour hours, made it seem a little farcical. And everybody knows that when
goodness becomes fashionable, goodness is likely to suffer a little. A virtue overdone falls on t'other side.
And a holiday that takes on such proportions that the Express companies and the Postoffice cannot handle it
is in danger of a collapse. In consideration of these things, and because, as has been pointed out year after
year, Christmas is becoming a burden, the load of which is looked forward to with apprehensionand back
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on with nervous prostrationfear has been expressed that the dearest of all holidays in Christian lands would
have to go again under a sort of Puritan protest, or into a retreat for rest and purification. We are enabled to
announce for the encouragement of the singleminded in this best of all days, at the close of a year which it is
best not to characterize, that those who stand upon the social watchtowers in Europe and America begin to
see a lightor, it would be better to say, to perceive a spiritin society which is likely to change many
things, and; among others, to work a return of Christian simplicity. As might be expected in these days, the
spirit is exhibited in the sex which is first at the wedding and last in the hospital ward. And as might have
been expected, also, this spirit is shown by the young woman of the period, in whose hands are the issues of
the future. If she preserve her present mind long enough, Christmas will become a day that will satisfy every
human being, for the purpose of the young woman will pervade it. The tendency of the young woman
generally to simplicity, of the American young woman to a certain restraint (at least when abroad), to a
deference to her elders, and to tradition, has been noted. The present phenomenon is quite beyond this, and
more radical. It is, one may venture to say, an attempt to conform the inner being to the outward simplicity. If
one could suspect the young woman of taking up any line not original, it might be guessed that the present
fashion (which is bewildering the most worldly men with a new and irresistible fascination) was set by the
self revelations of Marie Bashkirtseff. Very likely, however, it was a new spirit in the world, of which Marie
was the first publishing example. Its note is selfanalysis, searching, unsparing, leaving no room for the
deception of self or of the world. Its leading feature is extreme candor. It is not enough to tell the truth (that
has been told before); but one must act and tell the whole truth. One does not put on the shirt front and the
standing collar and the knotted cravat of the other sex as a mere form; it is an act of consecration, of rigid,
simple comeoutness into the light of truth. This noble candor will suffer no concealments. She would not
have her lover even, still more the general world of men, think she is better, or rather other, than she is. Not
that she would like to appear a man among men, far from that; but she wishes to talk with candor and be
talked to candidly, without taking advantage of that false shelter of sex behind which women have been
accused of dodging. If she is nothing else, she is sincere, one might say wantonly sincere. And this lucid,
candid inner life is reflected in her dress. This is not only simple in its form, in its lines; it is severe. To go
into the shop of a European modiste is almost to put one's self into a truthful and candid frame of mind.
Those leave frivolous ideas behind who enter here. The 'modiste' will tell the philosopher that it is now the
fashion to be severe; in a word, it is 'fesch'. Nothing can go beyond that. And it symbolizes the whole life, its
selfexamination, earnestness, utmost candor in speech and conduct.
The statesman who is busy about his tariff and his reciprocity, and his endeavor to raise money like potatoes,
may little heed and much undervalue this advent of candor into the world as a social force. But the
philosopher will make no such mistake. He knows that they who build without woman build in vain, and that
she is the great regenerator, as she is the great destroyer. He knows too much to disregard the gravity of any
fashionable movement. He knows that there is no power on earth that can prevent the return of the long skirt.
And that if the young woman has decided to be severe and candid and frank with herself and in her
intercourse with others, we must submit and thank God.
And what a gift to the world is this for the Christmas season! The cleareyed young woman of the future,
always dear and often an anxiety, will this year be an object of enthusiasm.
THE AMERICAN MAN
The American man only develops himself and spreads himself and grows "for all he is worth" in the Great
West. He is more free and limber there, and unfolds those generous peculiarities and largenesses of humanity
which never blossomed before. The "environment" has much to do with it. The great spaces over which he
roams contribute to the enlargement of his mental horizon. There have been races before who roamed the
illimitable desert, but they traveled on foot or on camelback, and were limited in their range. There was
nothing continental about them, as there is about our railway desert travelers, who swing along through
thousands of miles of sand and sagebush with a growing contempt for time and space. But expansive and
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great as these people have become under the new conditions, we have a fancy that the development of the
race has only just begun, and that the future will show us in perfection a kind of man new to the world. Out
somewhere on the Santa Fe route, where the desert of one day was like the desert of the day before, and the
Pullman car rolls and swings over the wide waste beneath the blue sky day after day, under its black flag of
smoke, in the early gray of morning, when the men were waiting their turns at the ablution bowls, a slip of a
boy, perhaps aged seven, stood balancing himself on his little legs, clad in knicker bockers, biding his time,
with all the nonchalance of an old campaigner. "How did you sleep, cap?" asked a wellmeaning elderly
gentleman." Well, thank you," was the dignified response; "as I always do on a sleeping car." Always does?
Great horrors! Hardly out of his swaddlingclothes, and yet he always sleeps well in a sleeper! Was he born
on the wheels? was he cradled in a Pullman? He has always been in motion, probably; he was started at thirty
miles an hour, no doubt, this marvelous boy of our new era. He was not born in a house at rest, but the
locomotive snatched him along with a shriek and a roar before his eyes were fairly open, and he was rocked
in a "section," and his first sensation of life was that of moving rapidly over vast arid spaces, through cattle
ranges and along canons. The effect of quick and easy locomotion on character may have been noted before,
but it seems that here is the production of a new sort of man, the direct product of our railway era. It is not
simply that this boy is mature, but he must be a different and a nobler sort of boy than one born, say, at home
or on a canalboat; for, whether he was born on the rail or not, he belongs to the railway system of
civilization. Before he gets into trousers he is old in experience, and he has discounted many of the novelties
that usually break gradually on the pilgrim in this world. He belongs to the new expansive race that must live
in motion, whose proper home is the Pullman (which will probably be improved in time into a dustless,
sweetsmelling, wellaired bedroom), and whose domestic life will be on the wing, so to speak. The Inter
State Commerce Bill will pass him along without friction from end to end of the Union, and perhaps a
uniform divorce law will enable him to change his marital relations at any place where he happens to dine.
This promising lad is only a faint intimation of what we are all coming to when we fully acquire the freedom
of the continent, and come into that expansiveness of feeling and of language which characterizes the Great
West. It is a burst of joyous exuberance that comes from the sense of an illimitable horizon. It shows itself in
the tender words of a local newspaper at Bowie, Arizona, on the death of a beloved citizen: "'Death loves a
shining mark,' and she hit a dandy when she turned loose on Jim." And also in the closing words of a New
Mexico obituary, which the Kansas Magazine quotes: "Her tired spirit was released from the painracking
body and soared aloft to eternal glory at 4.30 Denver time." We die, as it were, in motion, as we sleep, and
there is nowhere any boundary to our expansion. Perhaps we shall never again know any rest as we now
understand the termrest being only change of motionand we shall not be able to sleep except on the
cars, and whether we die by Denver time or by the 90th meridian, we shall only change our time. Blessed be
this slip of a boy who is a man before he is an infant, and teaches us what rapid transit can do for our race!
The only thing that can possibly hinder us in our progress will be second childhood; we have abolished first.
THE ELECTRIC WAY
We are quite in the electric way. We boast that we have made electricity our slave, but the slave whom we do
not understand is our master. And before we know him we shall be transformed. Mr. Edison proposes to send
us over the country at the rate of one hundred miles an hour. This pleases us, because we fancy we shall save
time, and because we are taught that the chief object in life is to "get there" quickly. We really have an idea
that it is a gain to annihilate distance, forgetting that as a matter of personal experience we are already too
near most people. But this speed by rail will enable us to live in Philadelphia and do business in New York. It
will make the city of Chicago two hundred miles square. And the bigger Chicago is, the more important this
world becomes. This pleasing anticipationthat of traveling by lightning, and all being huddled togetheris
nothing to the promised universal illumination by a diffused light that shall make midnight as bright as
noonday. We shall then save all the time there is, and at the age of thirtyfive have lived the allotted seventy
years, and long, if not for 'Gotterdammerung', at least for some world where, by touching a button, we can
discharge our limbs of electricity and take a little repose. The most restless and ambitious of us can hardly
conceive of Chicago as a desirable future state of existence.
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This, however, is only the external or superficial view of the subject; at the best it is only symbolical. Mr.
Edison is wasting his time in objective experiments, while we are in the deepest ignorance as to our electric
personality or our personal electricity. We begin to apprehend that we are electric beings, that these outward
manifestations of a subtile form are only hints of our internal state. Mr. Edison should turn his attention from
physics to humanity electrically considered in its social condition. We have heard a great deal about
affinities. We are told that one person is positive and another negative, and that representing socially opposite
poles they should come together and make an electric harmony, that two positives or two negatives repel each
other, and if conventionally united end in divorce, and so on. We read that such a man is magnetic, meaning
that he can poll a great many votes; or that such a woman thrilled her audience, meaning probably that they
were in an electric condition to be shocked by her. Now this is what we want to find outto know if persons
are really magnetic or sympathetic, and how to tell whether a person is positive or negative. In politics we are
quite at sea. What is the good of sending a man to Washington at the rate of a hundred miles an hour if we are
uncertain of his electric state? The ideal House of Representatives ought to be pretty nearly balancedhalf
positive, half negative. Some Congresses seem to be made up pretty much of negatives. The time for the
electrician to test the candidate is before he is put in nomination, not dump him into Congress as we do now,
utterly ignorant of whether his currents run from his heels to his head or from his head to his heels, uncertain,
indeed, as to whether he has magnetism to run in at all. Nothing could be more unscientific than the process
and the result.
In social life it is infinitely worse. You, an electric unmarried man, enter a room full of attractive women.
How are you to know who is positive and who is negative, or who is a maiden lady in equilibrium, if it be
true, as scientists affirm, that the genus old maid is one in whom the positive currents neutralize the negative
currents? Your affinity is perhaps the plainest woman in the room. But beauty is a juggling sprite, entirely
uncontrolled by electricity, and you are quite likely to make a mistake. It is absurd the way we blunder on in a
scientific age. We touch a button, and are married. The judge touches another button, and we are divorced. If
when we touched the first button it revealed us both negatives, we should start back in horror, for it is only
before engagement that two negatives make an affirmative. That is the reason that some clergymen refuse to
marry a divorced woman; they see that she has made one electric mistake, and fear she will make another. It
is all very well for the officiating clergyman to ask the two intending to commit matrimony if they have a
license from the town clerk, if they are of age or have the consent of parents, and have a million; but the vital
point is omitted. Are they electric affinities? It should be the duty of the townclerk, by a battery, or by some
means to be discovered by electricians, to find out the galvanic habit of the parties, their prevailing electric
condition. Temporarily they may seem to be in harmony, and may deceive themselves into the belief that they
are at opposite poles equidistant from the equator, and certain to meet on that imaginary line in matrimonial
bliss. Dreadful will be the awakening to an insipid life, if they find they both have the same sort of currents. It
is said that women change their minds and their dispositions, that men are fickle, and that both give way after
marriage to natural inclinations that were suppressed while they were on the good behavior that the supposed
necessity of getting married imposes. This is so notoriously true that it ought to create a public panic. But
there is hope in the new light. If we understand it, persons are born in a certain electrical condition, and
substantially continue in it, however much they may apparently wobble about under the influence of infirm
minds and acquired wickedness. There are, of course, variations of the compass to be reckoned with, and the
magnet may occasionally be bewitched by near and powerful attracting objects. But, on the whole, the
magnet remains the same, and it is probable that a person's normal electric condition is the thing in him least
liable to dangerous variation. If this be true, the best basis for matrimony is the electric, and our social life
would have fewer disappointments if men and women went about labeled with their scientifically ascertained
electric qualities.
CAN A HUSBAND OPEN HIS WIFE'S LETTERS?
Can a husband open his wife's letters? That would depend, many would say, upon what kind of a husband he
is. But it cannot be put aside in that flippant manner, for it is a legal right that is in question, and it has
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recently been decided in a Paris tribunal that the husband has the, right to open the letters addressed to his
wife. Of course in America an appeal would instantly be taken from this decision, and perhaps by husbands
themselves; for in this world rights are becoming so impartially distributed that this privilege granted to the
husband might at once be extended to the wife, and she would read all his business correspondence, and his
business is sometimes various and complicated. The Paris decision must be based upon the familiar formula
that man and wife are one, and that that one is the husband. If a man has the right to read all the letters written
to his wife, being his property by reason of his ownership of her, why may he not have a legal right to know
all that is said to her? The question is not whether a wife ought to receive letters that her husband may not
read, or listen to talk that he may not hear, but whether he has a sort of lordship that gives him privileges
which she does not enjoy. In our modern notion of marriage, which is getting itself expressed in statute law,
marriage is supposed to rest on mutual trust and mutual rights. In theory the husband and wife are still one,
and there can nothing come into the life of one that is not shared by the other; in fact, if the marriage is
perfect and the trust absolute, the personality of each is respected by the other, and each is freely the judge of
what shall be contributed to the common confidence; and if there are any concealments, it is well believed
that they are for the mutual good. If every one were as perfect in the marriage relation as those who are
reading these lines, the question of the wife's letters would never arise. The man, trusting his wife, would not
care to pry into any little secrets his wife might have, or bother himself about her correspondence; he would
know, indeed, that if he had lost her real affection, a surveillance of her letters could not restore it.
Perhaps it is a modern notion that marriage is a union of trust and not of suspicion, of expectation of
faithfulness the more there is freedom. At any rate, the tendency, notwithstanding the French decision, is
away from the commonlaw suspicion and tyranny towards a higher trust in an enlarged freedom. And it is
certain that the rights cannot all be on one side and the duties on the other. If the husband legally may compel
his wife to show him her letters, the courts will before long grant the same privilege to the wife. But, without
pressing this point, we hold strongly to the sacredness of correspondence. The letters one receives are in one
sense not his own. They contain the confessions of another soul, the confidences of another mind, that would
be rudely treated if given any sort of publicity. And while husband and wife are one to each other, they are
two in the eyes of other people, and it may well happen that a friend will desire to impart something to a
discreet woman which she would not intrust to the babbling husband of that woman. Every life must have its
own privacy and its own place of retirement. The letter is of all things the most personal and intimate thing.
Its bloom is gone when another eye sees it before the one for which it was intended. Its aroma all escapes
when it is first opened by another person. One might as well wear secondhand clothing as get a
secondhand letter. Here, then, is a sacred right that ought to be respected, and can be respected without any
injury to domestic life. The habit in some families for the members of it to show each other's letters is a most
disenchanting one. It is just in the family, between persons most intimate, that these delicacies of
consideration for the privacy of each ought to be most respected. No one can estimate probably how much of
the refinement, of the delicacy of feeling, has been lost to the world by the introduction of the postalcard.
Anything written on a postalcard has no personality; it is banal, and has as little power of charming any one
who receives it as an advertisement in the newspaper. It is not simply the cheapness of the communication
that is vulgar, but the publicity of it. One may have perhaps only a cent's worth of affection to send, but it
seems worth much more when enclosed in an envelope. We have no doubt, then, that on general principles
the French decision is a mistake, and that it tends rather to vulgarize than to retain the purity and delicacy of
the marriage relation. And the judges, so long even as men only occupy the bench, will no doubt reverse it
when the logical march of events forces upon them the question whether the wife may open her husband's
letters.
A LEISURE CLASS
Foreign critics have apologized for real or imagined social and literary shortcomings in this country on the
ground that the American people have little leisure. It is supposed that when we have a leisure class we shall
not only make a better showing in these respects, but we shall be as agreeablehaving time to devote to the
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art of being agreeableas the English are. But we already have a considerable and increasing number of
people who can command their own time if we have not a leisure class, and the sociologist might begin to
study the effect of this leisureliness upon society. Are the people who, by reason of a competence or other
accidents of goodfortune, have most leisure, becoming more agreeable? and are they devoting themselves to
the elevation of the social tone, or to the improvement of our literature? However this question is answered, a
strong appeal might be made to the people of leisure to do not only what is expected of them by foreign
observers, but to take advantage of their immense opportunities. In a republic there is no room for a leisure
class that is not useful. Those who use their time merely to kill it, in imitation of those born to idleness and to
no necessity of making an exertion, may be ornamental, but having no root in any established privilege to
sustain them, they will soon wither away in this atmosphere, as a flower would which should set up to be an
orchid when it does not belong to the orchid family. It is required here that those who are emancipated from
the daily grind should vindicate their right to their position not only by setting an example of selfculture, but
by contributing something to the general welfare. It is thought by many that if society here were established
and settled as it is elsewhere, the rich would be less dominated by their money and less conscious of it, and
having leisure, could devote themselves even more than they do now to intellectual and spiritual pursuits.
Whether these anticipations will ever be realized, and whether increased leisure will make us all happy, is a
subject of importance; but it is secondary, and in a manner incidental, to another and deeper matter, which
may be defined as the responsibility of attractiveness. And this responsibility takes two forms the duty of
every one to be attractive, and the danger of being too attractive. To be winning and agreeable is sometimes
reckoned a gift, but it is a disposition that can be cultivated; and, in a world so given to grippe and
misapprehension as this is, personal attractiveness becomes a duty, if it is not an art, that might be taught in
the public schools. It used to be charged against New Englanders that they regarded this gift as of little value,
and were inclined to hide it under a bushel, and it was said of some of their neighbors in the Union that they
exaggerated its importance, and neglected the weightier things of the law. Indeed, disputes have arisen as to
what attractiveness consisted insome holding that beauty or charm of manner (which is almost as good)
and sweetness and gayety were sufficient, while others held that a little intelligence sprinkled in was
essential. But one thing is clear, that while women were held to strict responsibility in this matter, not stress
enough was laid upon the equal duty of men to be attractive in order to make the world agreeable. Hence it is,
probably, that while no question has been raised as to the effect of the higher education upon the
attractiveness of men, the colleges for girls have been jealously watched as to the effect they were likely to
have upon the attractiveness of women. Whether the college years of a young man, during which he knows
more than he will ever know again, are his most attractive period is not considered, for he is expected to
develop what is in him later on; but it is gravely questioned whether girls who give their minds to the highest
studies are not dropping those graces of personal attractiveness which they will find it difficult to pick up
again. Of course such a question as this could never arise except in just such a world as this is. For in an ideal
world it could be shown that the highest intelligence and the highest personal charm are twins. If, therefore, it
should turn out, which seems absurd, that collegeeducated girls are not as attractive as other women with
less advantages, it will have to be admitted that something is the matter with the young ladies, which is
preposterous, or that the system is still defective. For the postulate that everybody ought to be attractive
cannot be abandoned for the sake of any system. Decision on this system cannot be reached without long
experience, for it is always to be remembered that the man's point of view of attractiveness may shift, and he
may come to regard the intellectual graces as supremely attractive; while, on the other hand, the woman
student may find that a winning smile is just as effective in bringing a man to her feet, where he belongs, as a
logarithm.
The danger of being too attractive, though it has historic illustration, is thought by many to be more apparent
than real. Merely being too attractive has often been confounded with a love of flirtation and conquest,
unbecoming always in a man, and excused in a woman on the ground of her helplessness. It could easily be
shown that to use personal attractiveness recklessly to the extent of hopeless beguilement is cruel, and it may
be admitted that woman ought to be held to strict responsibility for her attractiveness. The lines are indeed
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hard for her. The duty is upon her in this poor world of being as attractive as she can, and yet she is held
responsible for all the mischief her attractiveness produces. As if the blazing sun should be called to account
by people with weak eyes.
WEATHER AND CHARACTER
The month of February in all latitudes in the United States is uncertain. The birth of George Washington in it
has not raised it in public esteem. In the North, it is a month to flee from; in the South, at best it is a waiting
montha month of rain and fickle skies. A good deal has been done for it. It is the month of St. Valentine, it
is distinguished by the leapyear addition of a day, and ought to be a favorite of the gentle sex; but it remains
a sort of off period in the year. Its brevity recommends it, but no one would take any notice of it were it not
for its effect upon character. A month of rigid weather is supposed to brace up the moral nature, and a month
of gentleness is supposed to soften the asperities of the disposition, but February contributes to neither of
these ends. It is neither a tonic nor a soother; that is, in most parts of our inexplicable land. We make no
complaint of this. It is probably well to have a period in the year that tests character to the utmost, and the
person who can enter spring through the gate of February a better man or woman is likely to adorn society the
rest of the year.
February, however, is merely an illustration of the effect of weather upon the disposition. Persons differ in
regard to their sensitiveness to cloudy, rainy, and gloomy days. We recognize this in a general way, but the
relation of temper and disposition to the weather has never been scientifically studied. Our observation of the
influence of climate is mostly with regard to physical infirmities. We know the effect of damp weather upon
rheumatics, and of the east wind upon gouty subjects, but too little allowance is made for the influence of
weather upon the spirits and the conduct of men. We know that a long period of gloomy weather leads to
suicides, and we observe that longcontinued clouds and rain beget "crossness" and illtemper, and we are
all familiar with the universal exhilaration of sunshine and clear air upon any company of men and women.
But the point we wish to make is that neither society nor the law makes any allowance for the aberrations of
human nature caused by dull and unpleasant weather. And this is very singular in this humanitarian age, when
excuse is found for nearly every moral delinquency in heredity or environment, that the greatest factor of
discontent and crookedness, the weather, should be left out of consideration altogether. The relation of crime
to the temperature and the humidity of the atmosphere is not taken into account. Yet crime and eccentricity of
conduct are very much the result of atmospheric conditions, since they depend upon the temper and the spirit
of the community. Many people are habitually blue and downhearted in sour weather; a long spell of
cloudy, damp, cold weather depresses everybody, lowers hope, tends to melancholy; and people when they
are not cheerful are more apt to fall into evil ways, as a rule, than when they are in a normal state of
goodhumor. And aside from crimes, the vexation, the friction, the domestic discontent in life, are provoked
by bad weather. We should like to have some statistics as to incompatibility between married couples
produced by damp and raw days, and to know whether divorces are more numerous in the States that suffer
from a fickle climate than in those where the climate is more equable. It is true that in the Sandwich Islands
and in Egypt there is greater mental serenity, less perturbation of spirit, less worry, than in the changeable
United States. Something of this placidity and resignation to the ills inevitable in human life is due to an even
climate, to the constant sun and the dry air. We cannot hope to prevent crime and suffering by statistics, any
more than we have been able to improve our climate (which is rather worse now than before the scientists
took it in charge) by observations and telegraphic reports; but we can, by careful tabulation of the effects of
bad weather upon the spirits of a community, learn what places in the Union are favorable to the production
of cheerfulness and an equal mind. And we should lift a load of reprobation from some places which now
have a reputation for surliness and unamiability. We find the people of one place hospitable, lighthearted, and
agreeable; the people of another place cold, and morose, and unpleasant. It would be a satisfaction to know
that the weather is responsible for the difference. Observation of this sort would also teach us doubtless what
places are most conducive to literary production, what to happy homes and agreeing wives and husbands. All
our territory is mapped out as to its sanitary conditions; why not have it colored as to its effect upon the
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spirits and the enjoyment of life? The suggestion opens a vast field of investigation.
BORN WITH AN "EGO"
There used to be a notion going round that it would be a good thing for people if they were more
"selfcentred." Perhaps there was talk of adding a course to the college curriculum, in addition to that for
training the allcompetent "journalist," for the selfcentring of the young. To apply the term to a man or
woman was considered highly complimentary. The advisers of this state of mind probably meant to suggest a
desirable equilibrium and mental balance; but the actual effect of the selfcentred training is illustrated by a
story told of Thomas H. Benton, who had been described as an egotist by some of the newspapers. Meeting
Colonel Frank Blair one day, he said: "Colonel Blair, I see that the newspapers call me an egotist. I wish you
would tell me frankly, as a friend, if you think the charge is true." "It is a very direct question, Mr. Benton,"
replied Colonel Blair, "but if you want my honest opinion, I am compelled to say that I think there is some
foundation for the charge." "Well, sir," said Mr. Benton, throwing his head back and his chest forward, "the
difference between me and these little fellows is that I have an EGO!" Mr. Benton was an interesting man,
and it is a fair consideration if a certain amount of egotism does not add to the interest of any character, but at
the same time the selfcentred conditions shut a person off from one of the chief enjoyments to be got out of
this world, namely, a recognition of what is admirable in others in a toleration of peculiarities. It is odd,
almost amusing, to note how in this country people of one section apply their local standards to the judgment
of people in other sections, very much as an Englishman uses his insular yardstick to measure all the rest of
the world. It never seems to occur to people in one locality that the manners and speech of those of another
may be just as admirable as their own, and they get a good deal of discomfort out of their intercourse with
strangers by reason of their inability to adapt themselves to any ways not their own. It helps greatly to make
this country interesting that nearly every State has its peculiarities, and that the inhabitants of different
sections differ in manner and speech. But next to an interesting person in social value, is an agreeable one,
and it would add vastly to the agreeableness of life if our widely spread provinces were not so selfcentred in
their notion that their own way is the best, to the degree that they criticise any deviation from it as an
eccentricity. It would be a very nice world in these United States if we could all devote ourselves to finding
out in communities what is likable rather than what is opposed to our experience; that is, in trying to adapt
ourselves to others rather than insisting that our own standard should measure our opinion and our enjoyment
of them.
When the Kentuckian describes a man as a "hightoned gentleman" he means exactly the same that a
Bostonian means when, he says that a man is a "very good fellow," only the men described have a different
culture, a different personal flavor; and it is fortunate that the Kentuckian is not like the Bostonian, for each
has a quality that makes intercourse with him pleasant. In the South many people think they have said a
severe thing when they say that a person or manner is thoroughly Yankee; and many New Englanders intend
to express a considerable lack in what is essential when they say of men and women that they are very
Southern. When the Yankee is produced he may turn out a cosmopolitan person of the most interesting and
agreeable sort; and the Southerner may have traits and peculiarities, growing out of climate and social life
unlike the New England, which are altogether charming. We talked once with a Western man of considerable
age and experience who had the placid mind that is sometimes, and may more and more become, the
characteristic of those who live in flat countries of illimitable horizons, who said that New Yorkers, State and
city, all had an assertive sort of smartness that was very disagreeable to him. And a lady of New York (a city
whose dialect the novelists are beginning to satirize) was much disturbed by the flatness of speech prevailing
in Chicago, and thought something should be done in the public schools to correct the pronunciation of
English. There doubtless should be a common standard of distinct, rounded, melodious pronunciation, as
there is of good breeding, and it is quite as important to cultivate the voice in speaking as in singing, but the
people of the United States let themselves be immensely irritated by local differences and want of toleration
of sectional peculiarities. The truth is that the agreeable people are pretty evenly distributed over the country,
and one's enjoyment of them is heightened not only by their differences of manner, but by the different, ways
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in which they look at life, unless he insists upon applying everywhere the yardstick of his own locality. If the
Boston woman sets her eyeglasses at a critical angle towards the 'laisser faire' flow of social amenity in New
Orleans, and the New Orleans woman seeks out only the prim and conventional in Boston, each may miss the
opportunity to supplement her life by something wanting and desirable in it, to be gained by the exercise of
more openness of mind and toleration. To some people Yankee thrift is disagreeable; to others, Southern
shiftlessness is intolerable. To some travelers the negro of the South, with his tropical nature, his capacity for
picturesque attitudes, his abundant trust in Providence, is an element of restfulness; and if the chief object of
life is happiness, the traveler may take a useful hint from the race whose utmost desire, in a fit climate, would
be fully satisfied by a shirt and a bananatree. But to another traveler the dusky, careless race is a continual
affront.
If a person is born with an "Ego," and gets the most enjoyment out of the world by trying to make it revolve
about himself, and cannot make allowances for differences, we have nothing to say except to express pity
for such a selfcentred condition; which shuts him out of the never failing pleasure there is in entering into
and understanding with sympathy the almost infinite variety in American life.
JUVENTUS MUNDI
Sometimes the world seems very old. It appeared so to Bernard of Cluny in the twelfth century, when he
wrote:
"The world is very evil,
The times are waning late."
There was a general impression among the Christians of the first century of our era that the end was near. The
world must have seemed very ancient to the Egyptians fifteen hundred years before Christ, when the Pyramid
of Cheops was a relic of antiquity, when almost the whole circle of arts, sciences, and literature had been run
through, when every nation within reach had been conquered, when woman had been developed into one of
the most fascinating of beings, and even reigned more absolutely than Elizabeth or Victoria has reigned since:
it was a pretty tired old world at that time. One might almost say that the further we go back the older and
more "played out" the world appears, notwithstanding that the poets, who were generally pessimists of the
present, kept harping about the youth of the world and the joyous spontaneity of human life in some golden
age before their time. In fact, the world is old in spotsin Memphis and Boston and Damascus and Salem
and Ephesus. Some of these places are venerable in traditions, and some of them are actually worn out and
taking a rest from too much civilizationlying fallow, as the saying is. But age is so entirely relative that to
many persons the landing of the Mayflower seems more remote than the voyage of Jason, and a Mayflower
chest a more antique piece of furniture than the timbers of the Ark, which some believe can still be seen on
top of Mount Ararat. But, speaking generally, the world is still young and growing, and a considerable
portion of it unfinished. The oldest part, indeed, the Laurentian Hills, which were first out of water, is still
only sparsely settled; and no one pretends that Florida is anything like finished, or that the delta of the
Mississippi is in anything more than the process of formation. Men are so young and lively in these days that
they cannot wait for the slow processes of nature, but they fill up and bank up places, like Holland, where
they can live; and they keep on exploring and discovering incongruous regions, like Alaska, where they can
go and exercise their juvenile exuberance.
In many respects the world has been growing younger ever since the Christian era. A new spirit came into it
then which makes youth perpetual, a spirit of living in others, which got the name of universal brotherhood, a
spirit that has had a good many discouragements and set backs, but which, on the whole, gains ground, and
generally works in harmony with the scientific spirit, breaking down the exclusive character of the conquests
of nature. What used to be the mystery and occultism of the few is now general knowledge, so that all the
playing at occultism by conceited people now seems jejune and foolish. A little machine called the
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instantaneous photograph takes pictures as quickly and accurately as the human eye does, and besides makes
them permanent. Instead of fooling credulous multitudes with responses from Delphi, we have a Congress
which can enact tariff regulations susceptible of interpretations enough to satisfy the love of mystery of the
entire nation. Instead of loafing round Memnon at sunrise to catch some supernatural tones, we talk words
into a little contrivance which will repeat our words and tones to the remotest generation of those who shall
be curious to know whether we said those words in jest or earnest. All these mysteries made common and
diffused certainly increase the feeling of the equality of opportunity in the world. And day by day such
wonderful things are discovered and scattered abroad that we are warranted in believing that we are only on
the threshold of turning to account the hidden forces of nature. There would be great danger of human
presumption and conceit in this progress if the conceit were not so widely diffused, and where we are all
conceited there is no one to whom it will appear unpleasant. If there was only one person who knew about the
telephone he would be unbearable. Probably the Eiffel Tower would be stricken down as a monumental
presumption, like that of Babel, if it had not been raised with the full knowledge and consent of all the world.
This new spirit, with its multiform manifestations, which came into the world nearly nineteen hundred years
ago, is sometimes called the spirit of Christmas. And good reasons can be given for supposing that it is. At
any rate, those nations that have the most of it are the most prosperous, and those people who have the most
of it are the most agreeable to associate with. Know all men by these Presents, is an old legal form which has
come to have a new meaning in this dispensation. It is by the spirit of brotherhood exhibited in giving
presents that we know the Christmas proper, only we are apt to take it in too narrow a way. The real spirit of
Christmas is the general diffusion of helpfulness and goodwill. If somebody were to discover an elixir
which would make every one truthful, he would not, in this age of the world, patent it. Indeed, the Patent
Office would not let him make a corner on virtue as he does in wheat; and it is not respectable any more
among the real children of Christmas to make a corner in wheat. The world, to be sure, tolerates still a great
many things that it does not approve of, and, on the whole, Christmas, as an ameliorating and
goodfellowship institution, gains a little year by year. There is still one hitch about it, and a bad one just
now, namely, that many people think they can buy its spirit by jerks of liberality, by costly gifts. Whereas the
fact is that a great many of the costliest gifts in this season do not count at all. Crumbs from the rich man's
table don't avail any more to open the pearly gates even of popular esteem in this world. Let us say, in fine,
that a loving, sympathetic heart is better than a nickelplated service in this world, which is surely growing
young and sympathetic.
A BEAUTIFUL OLD AGE
In Autumn the thoughts lightly turn to Age. If the writer has seemed to be interested, sometimes to the
neglect of other topics, in the American young woman, it was not because she is interested in herself, but
because she is on the way to be one of the most agreeable objects in this lovely world. She may struggle
against it; she may resist it by all the legitimate arts of the coquette and the chemist; she may be convinced
that youth and beauty are inseparable allies; but she would have more patience if she reflected that the sunset
is often finer than the sunrise, commonly finer than noon, especially after a stormy day. The secret of a
beautiful old age is as well worth seeking as that of a charming young maidenhood. For it is one of the
compensations for the rest of us, in the decay of this mortal life, that women, whose mission it is to allure in
youth and to tinge the beginning of the world with romance, also make the end of the world more serenely
satisfactory and beautiful than the outset. And this has been done without any amendment to the Constitution
of the United States; in fact, it is possible that the Sixteenth Amendment would rather hinder than help this
gracious process. We are not speaking now of what is called growing old gracefully and regretfully, as
something to be endured, but as a season to be desired for itself, at least by those whose privilege it is to be
ennobled and cheered by it. And we are not speaking of wicked old women. There is a unique
fascinationall the novelists recognize itin a wicked old woman; not very wicked, but a woman of
abundant experience, who is perfectly frank and a little cynical, and delights in probing human nature and
flashing her wit on its weaknesses, and who knows as much about life as a club man is credited with
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knowing. She may not be a good comrade for the young, but she is immensely more fascinating than a
semiwicked old man. Why, we do not know; that is one of the unfathomable mysteries of womanhood. No;
we have in mind quite another sort of woman, of which America has so many that they are a very noticeable
element in all cultivated society. And the world has nothing more lovely. For there is a loveliness or
fascination sometimes in women between the ages of sixty and eighty that is unlike any othera charm that
woos us to regard autumn as beautiful as spring.
Perhaps these women were great beauties in their day, but scarcely so serenely beautiful as now when age has
refined all that was most attractive. Perhaps they were plain; but it does not matter, for the subtle influence of
spiritualizedintelligence has the power of transforming plainness into the beauty of old age. Physical beauty
is doubtless a great advantage, and it is never lost if mind shines through it (there is nothing so unlovely as a
frivolous old woman fighting to keep the skindeep beauty of her youth); the eyes, if the life has not been
one of physical suffering, usually retain their power of moving appeal; the lines of the face, if changed, may
be refined by a certain spirituality; the gray hair gives dignity and softness and the charm of contrast; the low
sweet voice vibrates to the same note of femininity, and the graceful and gracious are graceful and gracious
still. Even into the face and bearing of the plain woman whose mind has grown, whose thoughts have been
pure, whose heart has been expanded by good deeds or by constant affection, comes a beauty winning and
satisfactory in the highest degree.
It is not that the charm of the women of whom we speak is mainly this physical beauty; that is only
incidental, as it were. The delight in their society has a variety of sources. Their interest in life is broader than
it once was, more sympathetically unselfish; they have a certain philosophical serenity that is not inconsistent
with great liveliness of mind; they have got rid of so much nonsense; they can afford to be truthfuland how
much there is to be learned from a woman who is truthful! they have a most delicious courage of opinion,
about men, say, and in politics, and social topics, and creeds even. They have very little any longer to
conceal; that is, in regard to things that should be thought about and talked about at all. They are not afraid to
be gay, and to have enthusiasms. At sixty and eighty a refined and well bred woman is emancipated in the
best way, and in the enjoyment of the full play of the richest qualities of her womanhood. She is as far from
prudery as from the least note of vulgarity. Passion, perhaps, is replaced by a great capacity for friendliness,
and she was never more a real woman than in these mellow and reflective days. And how interesting she
isadding so much knowledge of life to the complex interest that inheres in her sex! Knowledge of life, yes,
and of affairs; for it must be said of these ladies we have in mind that they keep up with the current thought,
that they are readers of books, even of newspapersfor even the newspaper can be helpful and not harmful
in the alembic of their minds.
Let not the purpose of this paper be misunderstood. It is not to urge young women to become old or to act
like old women. The independence and frankness of age might not be becoming to them. They must stumble
along as best they can, alternately attracting and repelling, until by right of years they join that serene
company which is altogether beautiful. There is a natural unfolding and maturing to the beauty of old age.
The mission of woman, about which we are pretty weary of hearing, is not accomplished by any means in her
years of vernal bloom and loveliness; she has equal power to bless and sweeten life in the autumn of her
pilgrimage. But here is an apologue: The peach, from blossom to maturity, is the most attractive of fruits. Yet
the demands of the market, competition, and fashion often cause it to be plucked and shipped while green. It
never matures, though it may take a deceptive richness of color; it decays without ripening. And the last end
of that peach is worse than the first.
THE ATTRACTION OF THE REPULSIVE
On one of the most charming of the many wonderfully picturesque little beaches on the Pacific coast, near
Monterey, is the idlest if not the most disagreeable social group in the world. Just off the shore, farther than a
stone'sthrow, lies a mass of broken rocks. The surf comes leaping and laughing in, sending up, above the
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curving green breakers and crests of foam, jets and spirals of water which flash like silver fountains in the
sunlight. These islets of rocks are the homes of the sealion. This loafer of the coast congregates here by the
thousand. Sometimes the rocks are quite covered, the smooth rounded surface of the larger one presenting the
appearance at a distance of a knoll dotted with dirty sheep. There is generally a select knot of a dozen floating
about in the still water under the lee of the rock, bobbing up their tails and flippers very much as black
driftwood might heave about in the tide. During certain parts of the day members of this community are off
fishing in deep water; but what they like best to do is to crawl up on the rocks and grunt and bellow, or go to
sleep in the sun. Some of them lie half in water, their tails floating and their ungainly heads wagging. These
uneasy ones are always wriggling out or plunging in. Some crawl to the tops of the rocks and lie like gunny
bags stuffed with meal, or they repose on the broken surfaces like masses of jelly. When they are all at home
the rocks have not room for them, and they crawl on and over each other, and lie like piles of undressed pork.
In the water they are black, but when they are dry in the sun the skin becomes a dirty light brown. Many of
them are huge fellows, with a body as big as an ox. In the water they are repulsively graceful; on the rocks
they are as ungainly as boneless cows, or hogs that have lost their shape in prosperity. Summer and winter
(and it is almost always summer on this coast) these beasts, which are well fitted neither for land nor water,
spend their time in absolute indolence, except when they are compelled to cruise around in the deep water for
food. They are of no use to anybody, either for their skin or their flesh. Nothing could be more thoroughly
disgusting and uncanny than they are, and yet nothing more fascinating. One can watch themthe
irresponsible, formless lumps of intelligent fleshfor hours without tiring. I scarcely know what the
fascination is. A small seal playing by himself near the shore, floating on and diving under the breakers, is
not so very disagreeable, especially if he comes so near that you can see his pathetic eyes; but these brutes in
this perpetual summer resort are disgustingly attractive. Nearly everything about them, including their voice,
is repulsive. Perhaps it is the absolute idleness of the community that makes it so interesting. To fish, to
swim, to snooze on the rocks, that is all, for ever and ever. No past, no future. A society that lives for the
laziest sort of pleasure. If they were rich, what more could they have? Is not this the ideal of a wateringplace
life?
The spectacle of this happy community ought to teach us humility and charity in judgment. Perhaps the
philosophy of its attractiveness lies deeper than its 'dolce far niente' existence. We may never have considered
the attraction for us of the disagreeable, the positive fascination of the uncommonly ugly. The repulsive
fascination of the loathly serpent or dragon for women can hardly be explained on theological grounds. Some
cranks have maintained that the theory of gravitation alone does not explain the universe, that repulsion is as
necessary as attraction in our economy. This may apply to society. We are all charmed with the luxuriance of
a semitropical landscape, so violently charmed that we become in time tired of its overpowering bloom and
color. But what is the charm of the wide, treeless desert, the leagues of sand and burntup chaparral, the
distant savage, fantastic mountains, the dry desolation as of a world burnt out? It is not contrast altogether.
For this illimitable waste has its own charm; and again and again, when we come to a world of vegetation,
where the vision is shut in by beauty, we shall have an irrepressible longing for these windswept plains as
wide as the sea, with the ashy and pink horizons. We shall long to be weary of it all againits vast
nakedness, its shimmering heat, its cold, starstudded nights. It seems paradoxical, but it is probably true,
that a society composed altogether of agreeable people would become a terrible bore. We are a "kittle" lot,
and hard to please for long. We know how it is in the matter of climate. Why is it that the masses of the
human race live in the most disagreeable climates to be found on the globe, subject to extremes of heat and
cold, sudden and unprovoked changes, frosts, fogs, malarias? In such regions they congregate, and seem to
like the vicissitudes, to like the excitement of the struggle with the weather and the patent medicines to keep
alive. They hate the agreeable monotony of one genial day following another the year through. They praise
this monotony, all literature is full of it; people always say they are in search of the equable climate; but they
continue to live, nevertheless, or try to live, in the least equable; and if they can find one spot more
disagreeable than another there they build a big city. If man could make his ideal climate he would probably
be dissatisfied with it in a month. The effect of climate upon disposition and upon manners needs to be
considered some day; but we are now only trying to understand the attractiveness of the disagreeable. There
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must be some reason for it; and that would explain a social phenomenon, why there are so many unattractive
people, and why the attractive readers of these essays could not get on without them.
The writer of this once traveled for days with an intelligent curmudgeon, who made himself at all points as
prickly as the porcupine. There was no getting on with him. And yet when he dropped out of the party he was
sorely missed. He was more attractively repulsive than the sealion. It was such a luxury to hate him. He was
such a counterirritant, such a stimulant; such a flavor he gave to life. We are always on the lookout for the
odd, the eccentric, the whimsical. We pretend that we like the orderly, the beautiful, the pleasant. We can find
them anywherethe little bits of scenery that please the eye, the pleasant households, the group of delightful
people. Why travel, then? We want the abnormal, the strong, the ugly, the unusual at least. We wish to be
startled and stirred up and repelled. And we ought to be more thankful than we are that there are so many
desolate and wearisome and fantastic places, and so many tiresome and unattractive people in this lovely
world.
GIVING AS A LUXURY
There must be something very good in human nature, or people would not experience so much pleasure in
giving; there must be something very bad in human nature, or more people would try the experiment of
giving. Those who do try it become enamored of it, and get their chief pleasure in life out of it; and so evident
is this that there is some basis for the idea that it is ignorance rather than badness which keeps so many
people from being generous. Of course it may become a sort of dissipation, or more than that, a devastation,
as many men who have what are called "good wives" have reason to know, in the gradual disappearance of
their wardrobe if they chance to lay aside any of it temporarily. The amount that a good woman can give
away is only measured by her opportunity. Her mind becomes so trained in the mystery of this pleasure that
she experiences no thrill of delight in giving away only the things her husband does not want. Her office in
life is to teach him the joy of selfsacrifice. She and all other habitual and irreclaimable givers soon find out
that there is next to no pleasure in a gift unless it involves some selfdenial.
Let one consider seriously whether he ever gets as much satisfaction out of a gift received as out of one
given. It pleases him for the moment, and if it is useful, for a long time; he turns it over, and admires it; he
may value it as a token of affection, and it flatters his selfesteem that he is the object of it. But it is a
transient feeling compared with that he has when he has made a gift. That substantially ministers to his
selfesteem. He follows the gift; he dwells upon the delight of the receiver; his imagination plays about it; it
will never wear out or become stale; having parted with it, it is for him a lasting possession. It is an
investment as lasting as that in the debt of England. Like a good deed, it grows, and is continually
satisfactory. It is something to think of when he first wakes in the morninga time when most people are
badly put to it for want of something pleasant to think of. This fact about giving is so incontestably true that it
is a wonder that enlightened people do not more freely indulge in giving for their own comfort. It is, above all
else, amazing that so many imagine they are going to get any satisfaction out of what they leave by will. They
may be in a state where they will enjoy it, if the will is not fought over; but it is shocking how little gratitude
there is accorded to a departed giver compared to a living giver. He couldn't take the property with him, it is
said; he was obliged to leave it to somebody. By this thought his generosity is always reduced to a minimum.
He may build a monument to himself in some institution, but we do not know enough of the world to which
he has gone to know whether a tiny monument on this earth is any satisfaction to a person who is free of the
universe. Whereas every giving or deed of real humanity done while he was living would have entered into
his character, and would be of lasting service to himthat is, in any future which we can conceive.
Of course we are not confining our remarks to what are called Christmas giftscommercially so callednor
would we undertake to estimate the pleasure there is in either receiving or giving these. The shrewd
manufacturers of the world have taken notice of the periodic generosity of the race, and ingeniously produce
articles to serve it, that is, to anticipate the taste and to thwart all individuality or spontaneity in it. There is, in
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short, what is called a "line of holiday goods," fitting, it may be supposed, the periodic line of charity. When
a person receives some of these things in the blessed season of such, he is apt to be puzzled. He wants to
know what they are for, what he is to do with them. If there are no "directions" on the articles, his gratitude is
somewhat tempered. He has seen these nondescripts of ingenuity and expense in the shop windows, but he
never expected to come into personal relations to them. He is puzzled, and he cannot escape the unpleasant
feeling that commerce has put its profitmaking fingers into Christmas. Such a lot of things seem to be
manufactured on purpose that people may perform a duty that is expected of them in the holidays. The house
is full of these impossible things; they occupy the mantelpieces, they stand about on the tottering little tables,
they are ingenious, they are made for wants yet undiscovered, they tarnish, they break, they will not "work,"
and pretty soon they look "secondhand." Yet there must be more satisfaction in giving these articles than in
receiving them, and maybe a spice of malicenot that of course, for in the holidays nearly every gift
expresses at least kindly remembrancebut if you give them you do not have to live with them. But consider
how full the world is of holiday goodscostly goods toothat are of no earthly use, and are not even
artistic, and how short life is, and how many people actually need books and other indispensable articles, and
how starved are many fine drawingrooms, not for holiday goods, but for objects of beauty.
Christmas stands for much, and for more and more in a world that is breaking down its barriers of race and
religious intolerance, and one of its chief offices has been supposed to be the teaching of men the pleasure
there is in getting rid of some of their possessions for the benefit of others. But this frittering away a good
instinct and tendency in conventional giving of manufactures made to suit an artificial condition is hardly in
the line of developing the spirit that shares the last crust or gives to the thirsty companion in the desert the
first pull at the canteen. Of course Christmas feeling is the life of trade and all that, and we will be the last to
discourage any sort of giving, for one can scarcely disencumber himself of anything in his passage through
this world and not be benefited; but the hint may not be thrown away that one will personally get more
satisfaction out of his periodic or continual benevolence if he gives during his life the things which he wants
and other people need, and reserves for a fine show in his will a collected but not selected mass of holiday
goods.
CLIMATE AND HAPPINESS
The idea of the relation of climate to happiness is modern. It is probably born of the telegraph and of the
possibility of rapid travel, and it is more disturbing to serenity of mind than any other. Providence had so
ordered it that if we sat still in almost any region of the globe except the tropics we would have, in course of
the year, almost all the kinds of climate that exist. The ancient societies did not trouble themselves about the
matter; they froze or thawed, were hot or cold, as it pleased the gods. They did not think of fleeing from
winter any more than from the summer solstice, and consequently they enjoyed a certain contentment of mind
that is absent from modern life. We are more intelligent, and therefore more discontented and unhappy. We
are always trying to escape winter when we are not trying to escape summer. We are half the time 'in
transitu', flying hither and thither, craving that exact adaptation of the weather to our whimsical bodies
promised only to the saints who seek a "better country." There are places, to be sure, where nature is in a sort
of equilibrium, but usually those are places where we can neither make money nor spend it to our
satisfaction. They lack either any stimulus to ambition or a historic association, and we soon find that the
mind insists upon being cared for quite as much as the body.
How many wanderers in the past winter left comfortable homes in the United States to seek a mild climate!
Did they find it in the sleet and bonepiercing cold of Paris, or anywhere in France, where the wolves were
forced to come into the villages in the hope of picking up a tender child? If they traveled farther, were the
railway carriages anything but refrigerators tempered by cans of cooling water? Was there a place in Europe
from Spain to Greece, where the American could once be warm really warm without effortin or out of
doors? Was it any better in divine Florence than on the chill Riviera? Northern Italy was blanketed with
snow, the Apennines were white, and through the clean streets of the beautiful town a raw wind searched
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every nook and corner, penetrating through the thickest of English wraps, and harder to endure than
ingratitude, while a frosty mist enveloped all. The traveler forgot to bring with him the contented mind of the
Italian. Could he go about in a long cloak and a slouch hat, curl up in doorways out of the blast, and be
content in a feeling of his own picturesqueness? Could he sit all day on the stone pavement and hold out his
chilblained hand for soldi? Could he even deceive himself, in a palatial apartment with a frescoed ceiling, by
an appearance of warmth in two sticks ignited by a pine cone set in an aperture in one end of the vast room,
and giving out scarcely heat enough to drive the swallows from the chimney? One must be born to this sort of
thing in order to enjoy it. He needs the poetic temperament which can feel in January the breath of June. The
pampered American is not adapted to this kind of pleasure. He is very crude, not to say barbarous, yet in
many of his tastes, but he has reached one of the desirable things in civilization, and that is a thorough
appreciation of physical comfort. He has had the ingenuity to protect himself in his own climate, but when he
travels he is at the mercy of customs and traditions in which the idea of physical comfort is still rudimentary.
He cannot warm himself before a group of statuary, or extract heat from a canvas by Raphael, nor keep his
teeth from chattering by the exquisite view from the Boboli Gardens. The cold American is insensible to art,
and shivers in the presence of the warmest historical associations. It is doubtful if there is a spot in Europe
where he can be ordinarily warm in winter. The world, indeed, does not care whether he is warm or not, but it
is a matter of great importance to him. As he wanders from palace to palaceand he cannot escape the
impression that nothing is good enough for him except a palacehe cannot think of any cottage in any
hamlet in America that is not more comfortable in winter than any palace he can find. And so he is driven on
in cold and weary stretches of travel to dwell among the French in Algeria, or with the Jews in Tunis, or the
Moslems in Cairo. He longs for warmth as the Crusader longed for Jerusalem, but not short of Africa shall he
find it. The glacial period is coming back on Europe.
The citizens of the great republic have a reputation for inordinate self appreciation, but we are thinking that
they undervalue many of the advantages their ingenuity has won. It is admitted that they are restless, and
must always be seeking something that they have not at home. But aside from their ability to be warm in any
part of their own country at any time of the year, where else can they travel three thousand miles on a stretch
in a wellheatedtoo much heatedcar, without change of car, without revision of tickets, without
encountering a customhouse, without the necessity of stepping outdoors either for food or drink, for a library,
for a bathfor any item, in short, that goes to the comfort of a civilized being? And yet we are always
prating of the superior civilization of Europe. Nay, more, the traveler steps into a carwhich is as
comfortable as a housein Boston, and alights from it only in the City of Mexico. In what other part of the
world can that achievement in comfort and convenience be approached?
But this is not all as to climate and comfort. We have climates of all sorts within easy reach, and in quantity,
both good and bad, enough to export more in fact than we need of all sorts. If heat is all we want, there are
only three or four days between the zero of Maine and the 80 deg. of Florida. If New England is inhospitable
and New York freezing, it is only a matter of four days to the sun and the exhilarating air of New Mexico and
Arizona, and only five to the oranges and roses of that semitropical kingdom by the sea, Southern
California. And if this does not content us, a day or two more lands us, without sea sickness, in the land of
the Aztecs, where we can live in the temperate or the tropic zone, eat strange fruits, and be reminded of Egypt
and Spain and Italy, and see all the colors that the ingenuity of man has been able to give his skin. Fruits and
flowers and sun in the winter time, a climate to lounge and be happy inall this is within easy reach, with
the minimum of disturbance to our daily habits. We started out, when we turned our backs on the Old World,
with the declaration that all men are free, and entitled to life, liberty, and the pursuit of an agreeable climate.
We have yet to learn, it seems, that we can indulge in that pursuit best on our own continent. There is no
winter climate elsewhere to compare with that found in our extreme Southwest or in Mexico, and the sooner
we put this fact into poetry and literature, and begin to make a tradition of it, the better will it be for our peace
of mind and for our children. And if the continent does not satisfy us, there lie the West Indies within a few
hours' sail, with all the luxuriance and geniality of the tropics. We are only half emancipated yet. We are still
apt to see the world through the imagination of England, whose literature we adopted, or of Germany. To
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these bleak lands Italy was a paradise, and was so sung by poets who had no conception of a winter without
frost. We have a winter climate of another sort from any in Europe; we have easy and comfortable access to
it. The only thing we need to do now is to correct our imagination, which has been led astray. Our poets can
at least do this for us by the help of a quasiinternational copyright.
THE NEW FEMININE RESERVE
In times past there have been expressed desire and fear that there should be an American aristocracy, and the
materials for its formation have been a good deal canvassed. In a political point of view it is of course
impossible, but it has been hoped by many, and feared by more, that a social state might be created
conforming somewhat to the social order in European countries. The problem has been exceedingly difficult.
An aristocracy of derived rank and inherited privilege being out of the question, and an aristocracy of talent
never having succeeded anywhere, because enlightenment of mind tends to liberalism and democracy, there
was only left the experiment of an aristocracy of wealth. This does very well for a time, but it tends always to
disintegration, and it is impossible to keep it exclusive. It was found, to use the slang of the drygoods shops,
that it would not wash, for there were liable to crowd into it at any moment those who had in fact washed for
a living. An aristocracy has a slim tenure that cannot protect itself from this sort of intrusion. We have to
contrive, therefore, another basis for a class (to use an unAmerican expression), in a sort of culture or
training, which can be perpetual, and which cannot be ordered for money, like a ball costume or a livery.
Perhaps the "American Girl " may be the agency to bring this about. This charming product of the Western
world has come into great prominence of late years in literature and in foreign life, and has attained a
notoriety flattering or otherwise to the national pride. No institution has been better known or more marked
on the Continent and in England, not excepting the tramway and the Pullman cars. Her enterprise, her daring,
her freedom from conventionality, have been the theme of the novelists and the horror of the dowagers
having marriageable daughters. Considered as "stock," the American Girl has been quoted high, and the
alliances that she has formed with families impecunious but noble have given her eclat as belonging to a new
and conquering race in the world. But the American Girl has not simply a slender figure and a fine eye and a
ready tongue, she is not simply an engaging and companionable person, she has excellent commonsense,
tact, and adaptability. She has at length seen in her varied European experience that it is more profitable to
have social good form according to local standards than a reputation for dash and brilliancy. Consequently
the American Girl of a decade ago has effaced herself. She is no longer the dazzling courageous figure. In
England, in France, in Germany, in Italy, she takes, as one may say, the color of the land. She has retired
behind her mother. She who formerly marched in the van of the family procession, leading themincluding
the panting mothera whimsical dance, is now the timid and retiring girl, needing the protection of a
chaperon on every occasion. The satirist will find no more abroad the American Girl of the old type whom he
continues to describe. The knowing and fascinating creature has changed her tactics altogether. And the
change has reacted on American society. The mother has come once more to the front, and even if she is
obliged to own to fortyfive years to the censustaker, she has again the position and the privileges of the
blooming woman of thirty. Her daughters walk meekly and with downcast (if still expectant) eyes, and wait
for a sign.
That this change is the deliberate work of the American Girl, no one who knows her grace and talent will
deny. In foreign travel and residence she has been quick to learn her lesson. Dazzled at first by her own
capacity and the opportunities of the foreign field, she took the situation by storm. But she found too often
that she had a barren conquest, and that the social traditions survived her success and became a lifelong
annoyance; that is to say, it was possible to subdue foreign men, but the foreign women were impregnable in
their social order. The American Girl abroad is now, therefore, with rare exceptions, as carefully chaperoned
and secluded as her foreign sisters.
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It is not necessary to lay too much stress upon this phase of American life abroad, but the careful observer
must notice its reflex action at home. The American freedom and unconventionality in the intercourse of the
young of both sexes, which has been so much commented on as characteristic of American life, may not
disappear, but that small section which calls itself "society" may attain a sort of aristocratic distinction by the
adoption of this foreign conventionality. It is sufficient now to note this tendency, and to claim the credit of it
for the wise and intelligent American Girl. It would be a pity if it were to become nationally universal, for
then it would not be the aristocratic distinction of a few, and the American woman who longs for some sort of
caste would be driven to some other device.
It is impossible to tell yet what form this feminine reserve and retirement will take. It is not at all likely to go
so far as the Oriental seclusion of women. The American Girl would never even seemingly give up her right
of initiative. If she is to stay in the background and pretend to surrender her choice to her parents, and with it
all the delights of a matrimonial campaign, she will still maintain a position of observation. If she seems to be
influenced at present by the French and Italian examples, we may be sure that she is too intelligent and too
fond of freedom to long tolerate any system of chaperonage that she cannot control. She will find a way to
modify the traditional conventionalities so as not to fetter her own free spirit. It may be her mission to show
the world a social order free from the forward independence and smartness of which she has been accused,
and yet relieved of the dull stiffness of the older forms. It is enough now to notice that a change is going on,
due to the effect of foreign society upon American women, and to express the patriotic belief that whatever
forms of etiquette she may bow to, the American Girl will still be on earth the last and best gift of God to
man.
REPOSE IN ACTIVITY
What we want is repose. We take infinite trouble and go to the ends of the world to get it. That is what makes
us all so restless. If we could only find a spot where we could sit down, content to let the world go by, away
from the Sunday newspapers and the chronicles of an uneasy society, we think we should be happy. Perhaps
such a place is Coronado Beach that semitropical flowergarden by the sea. Perhaps another is the Timeo
Terrace at Taormina. There, without moving, one has the most exquisite sea and shore far below him, so far
that he has the feeling of domination without effort; the most picturesque crags and castle peaks; he has all
classic legend under his eye without the trouble of reading, and mediaeval romance as well; ruins from the
time of Theocritus to Freeman, with no responsibility of describing them; and one of the loveliest and most
majestic of snow mountains, never twice the same in light and shade, entirely revealed and satisfactory from
base to summit, with no self or otherwise imposed duty of climbing it. Here are most of the elements of peace
and calm spirit. And the town itself is quite dead, utterly exhausted after a turbulent struggle of twentyfive
hundred years, its poor inhabitants living along only from habit. The only new things in itthe two
caravansaries of the travelerare a hotel and a cemetery. One might end his days here in serene
retrospection, and more cheaply than in other places of fewer attractions, for it is all Past and no Future.
Probably, therefore, it would not suit the American, whose imagination does not work so easily backward as
forward, and who prefers to build his own nest rather than settle in anybody else's rookery. Perhaps the
American deceives himself when he says he wants repose; what he wants is perpetual activity and change; his
peace of mind is postponed until he can get it in his own way. It is in feeling that he is a part of growth and
not of decay. Foreigners are fond of writing essays upon American traits and characteristics. They touch
mostly on surface indications. What really distinguishes the American from all othersfor all peoples like
more or less to roam, and the English of all others are globetrottersis not so much his restlessness as his
entire accord with the spirit of "goahead," the result of his absolute breaking with the Past. He can repose
only in the midst of intense activity. He can sit down quietly in a town that is growing rapidly; but if it stands
still, he is impelled to move his rockingchair to one more lively. He wants the world to move, and to move
unencumbered; and Europe seems to him to carry too much baggage. The American is simply the most
modern of men, one who has thrown away the impedimenta of tradition. The world never saw such a
spectacle before, so vast a territory informed with one uniform spirit of energy and progress, and people
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tumbling into it from all the world, eager for the fair field and free opportunity. The American delights in it;
in Europe he misses the swing and "go" of the new life.
This large explanation may not account for the summer restlessness that overtakes nearly everybody. We are
the annual victims of the delusion that there exists somewhere the ideal spot where manners are simple, and
milk is pure, and lodging is cheap, where we shall fall at once into content. We never do. For content consists
not in having all we want, nor, in not wanting everything, nor in being unable to get what we want, but in not
wanting that we can get. In our summer flittings we carry our wants with us to places where they cannot be
gratified. A few people have discovered that repose can be had at home, but this discovery is too
unfashionable to find favor; we have no rest except in moving about. Looked at superficially, it seems curious
that the American is, as a rule, the only person who does not emigrate. The fact is that he can go nowhere else
where life is so uneasy, and where, consequently, he would have so little of his sort of repose. To put him in
another country would be like putting a nineteenthcentury man back into the eighteenth century. The
American wants to be at the head of the procession (as he fancies he is), where he can hear the band play, and
be the first to see the fireworks of the new era. He thinks that he occupies an advanced station of observation,
from which his telescope can sweep the horizon for anything new. And with some reason he thinks so; for not
seldom he takes up a foreign idea and tires of it before it is current elsewhere. More than one great writer of
England had his first popular recognition in America. Even this season the Saturday Review is struggling
with Ibsen, while Boston, having had that disease, has probably gone on to some other fad.
Far be it from us to praise the American for his lack of repose; it is enough to attempt to account for it. But
from the social, or rather society, point of view, the subject has a disquieting aspect. If the American young
man and young woman get it into their heads that repose, especially of manner, is the correct thing, they will
go in for it in a way to astonish the world. The late cultivation of idiocy by the American dude was unique.
He carried it to an extreme impossible to the youth of any nation less "gifted." And if the American girl goes
in seriously for "repose," she will be able to give odds to any modern languidity or to any ancient marble. If
what is wanted in society is cold hauteur and languid superciliousness or lofty immobility, we are confident
that with a little practice she can sit stiller, and look more impassive, and move with less motion, than any
other created woman. We have that confidence in her ability and adaptability. It is a question whether it is
worth while to do this; to sacrifice the vivacity and charm native to her, and the natural impulsiveness and
generous gift of herself which belong to a new race in a new land, which is walking always towards the
sunrise.
In fine, although so much is said of the American lack of repose, is it not best for the American to be content
to be himself, and let the critics adapt themselves or not, as they choose, to a new phenomenon?
Let us stick a philosophic name to it, and call it repose in activity. The American might take the candid
advice given by one friend to another, who complained that it was so difficult to get into the right frame of
mind. "The best thing you can do," he said, "is to frame your mind and hang it up."
WOMENIDEAL AND REAL
We have not by any means got to the bottom of Realism. It matters very little what the novelists and critics
say about itwhat it is and what it is not; the attitude of society towards it is the important thing. Even if the
critic could prove that nature and art are the same thing, and that the fiction which is Real is only a copy of
nature, or if another should prove that Reality is only to be found in the Ideal, little would be gained.
Literature is well enough in its place, art is an agreeable pastime, and it is right that society should take up
either in seasons when lawntennis and polo are impracticable and afternoon teas become flavorless; but the
question that society is or should be interested in is whether the young woman of the futureupon whose
formation all our social hopes dependis going to shape herself by a Realistic or an Ideal standard. It should
be said in parenthesis that the young woman of the passing period has inclined towards Realism in manner
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and speech, if not in dress, affecting a sort of frank return to the easygoing ways of nature itself, even to the
adoption of the language of the stock exchange, the racecourse, and the clubsan offering of herself on the
altar of goodfellowship, with the view, no doubt, of making life more agreeable to the opposite sex,
forgetting the fact that men fall in love always, or used to in the days when they could afford that luxury, with
an ideal woman, or if not with an ideal woman, with one whom they idealize. And at this same time the world
is full of doubts and questionings as to whether marriage is a failure. Have these questionings anything to do
with the increasing Realism of women, and a consequent loss of ideals?
Of course the reader sees that the difficulty in considering this subject is whether woman is to be estimated as
a work of nature or of art. And here comes in the everlasting question of what is the highest beauty, and what
is most to be desired. The Greek artists, it seems to be well established, never used a model, as our artists
almost invariably do, in their plastic and pictorial creations. The antique Greek statues, or their copies, which
give us the highest conceptions of feminine charm and manly beauty, were made after no woman, or man
born of woman, but were creations of the ideal raised to the highest conception by the passionate love and
long study of nature, but never by faithful copying of it. The Romans copied the Greek art. The Greek in his
best days created the ideal figure, which we love to accept as nature. Generation after generation the Greek
learned to draw and learned to observe, until he was able to transmute his knowledge into the forms of grace
and beauty which satisfy us as nature at her best; just as the novelist trains all his powers by the observation
of life until he is able to transmute all the raw material into a creation of fiction which satisfies us. We may be
sure that if the Greek artist had employed the service of models in his studio, his art would have been merely
a passing phase in human history. But as it is, the world has ever since been in love with his ideal woman,
and still believes in her possibility.
Now the young woman of today should not be deceived into the notion of a preferable Realistic development
because the novelist of today gets her to sit to him as his model. This may be no certain indication that she is
either good art or good nature. Indeed she may be quite drifting away from the ideal that a woman ought to
aim at if we are to have a society that is not always tending into a realistic vulgarity and commonplace. It is
perfectly true that a woman is her own excuse for being, and in a way she is doing enough for the world by
simply being a woman. It is difficult to rouse her to any sense of her duty as a standard of aspiration. And it is
difficult to explain exactly what it is that she is to do. If she asks if she is expected to be a model woman, the
reply must be that the world does not much hanker after whatis called the "model woman." It seems to be
more a matter of tendency than anything else. Is she sagging towards Realism or rising towards Idealism? Is
she content to be the woman that some of the novelists, and some of the painters also, say she is, or would
she prefer to approach that ideal which all the world loves? It is a question of standards.
It is natural that in these days, when the approved gospel is that it is better to be dead than not to be Real,
society should try to approach nature by the way of the materialistically ignoble, and even go such a pace of
Realism as literature finds it difficult to keep up with; but it is doubtful if the young woman will get around to
any desirable state of nature by this route. We may not be able to explain why servile imitation of nature
degrades art and degrades woman, but both deteriorate without an ideal so high that there is no earthly model
for it. Would you like to marry, perhaps, a Greek statue? says the justly contemptuous critic.
Not at all, at least not a Roman copy of one. But it would be better to marry a woman who would rather be
like a Greek statue than like some of these figures, without even an idea for clothing, which are lying about
on green banks in our spring exhibitions.
THE ART OF IDLENESS
Idleness seems to be the last accomplishment of civilization. To be idle gracefully and contentedly and
picturesquely is an art. It is one in which the Americans, who do so many things well, do not excel. They
have made the excuse that they have not time, or, if they have leisure, that their temperament and nervous
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organization do not permit it. This excuse will pass for a while, for we are a new people, and probably we are
more highly and sensitively organized than any other nationat least the physiologists say so; but the excuse
seems more and more inadequate as we accumulate wealth, and consequently have leisure. We shall not
criticise the American colonies in Paris and Rome and Florence, and in other Continental places where they
congregate. They know whether they are restless or contented, and what examples they set to the peoples who
get their ideas of republican simplicity and virtue from the Americans who sojourn among them. They know
whether with all their leisure they get placidity of mind and the real rest which the older nations have learned
to enjoy. It may not be the most desirable thing for a human being to be idle, but if he will be, he should be so
in a creditable manner, and with some enjoyment to himself. It is no slander to say that we in America have
not yet found out the secret of this. Perhaps we shall not until our energies are spent and we are in a state of
decay. At present we put as much energy into our pleasure as into our work, for it is inbred in us that laziness
is a sin. This is the Puritan idea, and it must be said for it that in our experience virtue and idleness are not
commonly companions. But this does not go to the bottom of the matter.
The Italians are industrious; they are compelled to be in order to pay their taxes for the army and navy and get
macaroni enough to live on. But see what a long civilization has done for them. They have the manner of
laziness, they have the air of leisure, they have worn off the angular corners of existence, and unconsciously
their life is picturesque and enjoyable. Those among them who have money take their pleasure simply and
with the least expense of physical energy. Those who have not money do the same thing. This basis of
existence is calm and unexaggerated; life is reckoned by centimes, not by dollars. What an ideal place is
Venice! It is not only the most picturesque city in the world, rich in all that art can invent to please the eye,
but how calm it is! The vivacity which entertains the traveler is all on the surface. The nobleman in his palace
if there be any palace that is not turned into a hotel, or a magazine of curiosities, or a municipal officecan
live on a diet that would make an American workman strike, simply because he has learned to float through
life; and the laborer is equally happy on little because he has learned to wait without much labor. The gliding,
easy motion of the gondola expresses the whole situation; and the gondolier who with consummate skill
urges his dreamy bark amid the throng and in the tortuous canals for an hour or two, and then sleeps in the
sun, is a type of that rest in labor which we do not attain. What happiness there is in a dish of polenta, or of a
few fried fish, in a cup of coffee, and in one of those apologies for cigars which the government furnishes,
dear at a centthe cigar with a straw in it, as if it were a julep, which it needs five minutes to ignite, and then
will furnish occupation for a whole evening! Is it a hard lot, that of the fishermen and the mariners of the
Adriatic? The lights are burning all night long in a caf‚ on the Riva del Schiavoni, and the sailors and idlers
of the shore sit there jabbering and singing. and trying their voices in lusty hallooing till the morning light
begins to make the lagoon opalescent. The traveler who lodges near cannot sleep, but no more can the sailors,
who steal away in the dawn, wafted by painted sails. In the heat of the day, when the fish will not bite, comes
the siesta. Why should the royal night be wasted in slumber? The shore of the Riva, the Grand Canal, the
islands, gleam with twinkling lamps; the dark boats glide along with a star in the prow, bearing youth and
beauty and sin and ugliness, all alike softened by the shadows; the electric lights from the shores and the huge
steamers shoot gleams on towers and facades; the moon wades among the fleecy clouds; here and there a
barge with colored globes of light carries a band of singing men and women and players on the mandolin and
the fiddle, and from every side the songs of Italy, pathetic in their worn gayety, float to the entranced ears of
those who lean from balconies, or lounge in gondolas and listen with hearts made a little heavy and wistful
with so much beauty.
Can any one float in such scenes and be so contentedly idle anywhere in our happy land? Have we learned
yet the simple art of easy enjoyment? Can we buy it with money quickly, or is it a grace that comes only with
long civilization? Italy, for instance, is full of accumulated wealth, of art, even of ostentation and display, and
the new generation probably have lost the power to conceive, if not the skill to execute, the great works
which excite our admiration. Nothing can be much more meretricious than its modern art, when anything is
produced that is not an exact copy of something created when there was genius there. But in one respect the
Italians have entered into the fruits of the ages of trial and of failure, and that, is the capacity of being idle
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with much money or with none, and getting day by day their pay for the bother of living in this world. It
seems a difficult lesson for us to learn in country or city. Alas! when we have learned it shall we not want to
emigrate, as so many of the Italians do? Some philosophers say that men were not created to be happy.
Perhaps they were not intended to be idle.
IS THERE ANY CONVERSATION
Is there any such thing as conversation? It is a delicate subject to touch, because many people understand
conversation to be talk; not the exchange of ideas, but of words; and we would not like to say anything to
increase the flow of the latter. We read of times and salons in which real conversation existed, held by men
and women. Are they altogether in the past? We believe that men do sometimes converse. Do women ever?
Perhaps so. In those hours sacred to the relaxation of undress and the back hair, in the upper penetralia of the
household, where two or three or six are gathered together on and about the cushioned frame intended for
repose, do they converse, or indulge in that sort of chat from which not one idea is carried away? No one
reports, fortunately, and we do not know. But do all the women like this method of spending hour after hour,
day after dayindeed, a lifetime? Is it invigorating, even restful? Think of the talk this past summer, the rivers
and oceans of it, on piazzas and galleries in the warm evenings or the fresher mornings, in private houses, on
hotel verandas, in the shade of thousands of cottages by the sea and in the hills! As you recall it, what was it
all about? Was the mind in a vapid condition after an evening of it? And there is so much to read, and so
much to think about, and the world is so interesting, if you do think about it, and nearly every person has
some peculiarity of mind that would be worth study if you could only get at it! It is really, we repeat, such an
interesting world, and most people get so little out of it. Now there is the conversation of hens, when the hens
are busy and not selfconscious; there is something fascinating about it, because the imagination may invest
it with a recondite and spicy meaning; but the common talk of people! We infer sometimes that the hens are
not saying anything, because they do not read, and consequently their minds are empty. And perhaps we are
right. As to conversation, there is no use in sending the bucket into the well when the well is dryit only
makes a rattling of windlass and chain. We do not wish to be understood to be an enemy of the light traffic of
human speech. Deliver us from the didactic and the everlastingly improving style of thing! Conversation, in
order to be good, and intellectually inspiring, and spiritually restful, need not always be serious. It must be
alert and intelligent, and mean more by its suggestions and allusions than is said. There is the light
touchandgo play about topics more or less profound that is as agreeable as heat lightning in a sultry
evening. Why may not a person express the whims and vagaries of a lambent mind (if he can get a lambent
mind) without being hauled up short for it, and plunged into a heated dispute? In the freedom of real
conversation the mind throws out halfthoughts, paradoxes, for which a man is not to be held strictly
responsible to the very roots of his being, and which need to be caught up and played with in the same
tentative spirit. The dispute and the hot argument are usually the bane of conversation and the death of
originality. We like to express a notion, a fancy, without being called upon to defend it, then and there, in all
its possible consequences, as if it were to be an article in a creed or a plank in a platform. Must we be always
either vapid or serious?
We have been obliged to take notice of the extraordinary tendency of American women to cultivation, to the
improvement of the mind, by means of reading, clubs, and other intellectual exercises, and to acknowledge
that they are leaving the men behind; that is, the men not in the so called professions. Is this
intellectualization beginning to show in the conversation of women when they are together, say in the hours
of relaxation in the penetralia spoken of, or in general society? Is there less talk about the fashion of dress,
and the dearness or cheapness of materials, and about servants, and the ways of the inchoate citizen called the
baby, and the infinitely little details of the private life of other people? Is it true that if a group of men are
talking, say about politics, or robust business, or literature, and they are joined by women (whose company is
always welcome), the conversation is pretty sure to take a lower mental plane, to become more personal,
more frivolous, accommodating itself to quite a different range? Do the wellread, thoughtful women,
however beautiful and brilliant and capable of the gayest persiflage, prefer to talk with men, to listen to the
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conversation of men, rather than to converse with or listen to their own sex? If this is true, why is it? Women,
as a rule, in "society" at any rate, have more leisure than men. In the facilities and felicities of speech they
commonly excel men, and usually they have more of that vivacious dramatic power which is called "setting
out a thing to the life." With all these advantages, and all the world open to them in newspapers and in books,
they ought to be the leaders and stimulators of the best conversation. With them it should never drop down to
the toocommon flatness and banality. Women have made this world one of the most beautiful places of
residence to be conceived. They might make it one of the most interesting.
THE TALL GIRL
It is the fashion for girls to be tall. This is much more than saying that tall girls are the fashion. It means not
only that the tall girl has come in, but that girls are tall, and are becoming tall, because it is the fashion, and
because there is a demand for that sort of girl. There is no hint of stoutness, indeed the willowy pattern is
preferred, but neither is leanness suggested; the women of the period have got hold of the poet's idea, "tall
and most divinely fair," and are living up to it. Perhaps this change in fashion is more noticeable in England
and on the Continent than in America, but that may be because there is less room for change in America, our
girls being always of an aspiring turn. Very marked the phenomenon is in England; on the street, at any
concert or reception, the number of tall girls is so large as to occasion remark, especially among the young
girls just coming into the conspicuousness of womanhood. The tendency of the new generation is towards
unusual height and gracious slimness. The situation would be embarrassing to thousands of men who have
been too busy to think about growing upward, were it not for the fact that the tall girl, who must be looked up
to, is almost invariably benignant, and bears her height with a sweet timidity that disarms fear. Besides, the
tall girl has now come on in such force that confidence is infused into the growing army, and there is a sense
of support in this survival of the tallest that is very encouraging to the young.
Many theories have been put forward to account for this phenomenon. It is known that delicate plants in dark
places struggle up towards the light in a frail slenderness, and it is said that in England, which seems to have
increasing cloudiness, and in the capital more and more months of deeper darkness and blackness, it is natural
that the British girl should grow towards the light. But this is a fanciful view of the case, for it cannot be
proved that English men have proportionally increased their stature. The English man has always seemed big
to the Continental peoples, partly because objects generally take on gigantic dimensions when seen through a
fog. Another theory, which has much more to commend it, is that the increased height of women is due to the
aesthetic movement, which has now spent its force, but has left certain results, especially in the change of the
taste in colors. The woman of the aesthetic artist was nearly always tall, usually willowy, not to say
undulating and serpentine. These forms of feminine loveliness and commanding height have been for many
years before the eyes of the women of England in paintings and drawings, and it is unavoidable that this
pattern should not have its effect upon the new and plastic generation. Never has there been another
generation so open to new ideas; and if the ideal of womanhood held up was that of length and gracious
slenderness, it would be very odd if women should not aspire to it. We know very well the influence that the
heroines of the novelists have had from time to time upon the women of a given period. The heroine of Scott
was, no doubt, once common in societythe delicate creature who promptly fainted on the reminiscence of
the scent of a rose, but could stand any amount of dragging by the hair through underground passages, and
midnight rides on lonely moors behind mailed and blackmantled knights, and a run or two of hairremoving
typhoid fever, and come out at the end of the story as fresh as a daisy. She could not be found now, so
changed are the requirements of fiction. We may assume, too, that the fullblown aesthetic girl of that recent
periodthe girl all soul and faded harmonieswould be hard to find, but the fascination of the height and
slenderness of that girl remains something more than a tradition, and is, no doubt, to some extent copied by
the maiden just coming into her kingdom.
Those who would belittle this matter may say that the appearance of which we speak is due largely to the
fashion of dressthe long unbroken lines which add to the height and encourage the appearance of
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slenderness. But this argument gives away the case. Why do women wear the present fascinating gowns, in
which the lithe figure is suggested in all its womanly dignity? In order that they may appear to be tall. That is
to say, because it is the fashion to be tall; women born in the mode are tall, and those caught in a hereditary
shortness endeavor to conform to the stature of the come and coming woman.
There is another theory, that must be put forward with some hesitation, for the socalled emancipation of
woman is a delicate subject to deal with, for while all the sex doubtless feel the impulse of the new time,
there are still many who indignantly reject the implication in the struggle for the rights of women. To say,
therefore, that women are becoming tall as a part of their outfit for taking the place of men in this world
would be to many an affront, so that this theory can only be suggested. Yet probably physiology would bear
us out in saying that the truly emancipated woman, taking at last the place in affairs which men have flown in
the face of Providence by denying her, would be likely to expand physically as well as mentally, and that as
she is beginning to look down upon man intellectually, she is likely to have a corresponding physical
standard.
Seriously, however, none of these theories are altogether satisfactory, and we are inclined to seek, as is best
in all cases, the simplest explanation. Women are tall and becoming tall simply because it is the fashion, and
that statement never needs nor is capable of any explanation. Awhile ago it was the fashion to be petite and
arch; it is now the fashion to be tall and gracious, and nothing more can be said about it. Of course the reader,
who is usually inclined to find the facetious side of any grave topic, has already thought of the application of
the selfdenying hymn, that man wants but little here below, and wants that little long; but this may be only a
passing sigh of the period. We are far from expressing any preference for tall women over short women.
There are creative moods of the fancy when each seems the better. We can only chronicle, but never create.
THE DEADLY DIARY
Many people regard the keeping of a diary as a meritorious occupation. The young are urged to take up this
cross; it is supposed to benefit girls especially. Whether women should do it is to some minds not an open
question, although there is on record the case of the Frenchman who tried to shoot himself when he heard that
his wife was keeping a diary. This intention of suicide may have arisen from the fear that his wife was
keeping a record of his own peccadilloes rather than of her own thoughts and emotions. Or it may have been
from the fear that she was putting down those little conjugal remarks which the husband always dislikes to
have thrown up to him, and which a woman can usually quote accurately, it may be for years, it may be
forever, without the help of a diary. So we can appreciate without approving the terror of the Frenchman at
living on and on in the same house with a growing diary. For it is not simply that this little book of judgment
is there in black and white, but that the maker of it is increasing her power of minute observation and analytic
expression. In discussing the question whether a woman should keep a diary it is understood that it is not a
mere memorandum of events and engagements, such as both men and women of business and affairs
necessarily keep, but the daily record which sets down feelings, emotions, and impressions, and criticises
people and records opinions. But this is a question that applies to men as well as to women.
It has been assumed that the diary serves two good purposes: it is a disciplinary exercise for the keeper of it,
and perhaps a moral guide; and it has great historical value. As to the first, it may be helpful to order, method,
discipline, and it may be an indulgence of spleen, whims, and unwholesome criticism and conceit. The habit
of saying right out what you think of everybody is not a good one, and the record of such opinions and
impressions, while it is not so mischievous to the public as talking may be, is harmful to the recorder. And
when we come to the historical value of the diary, we confess to a growing suspicion of it. It is such a deadly
weapon when it comes to light after the passage of years. It has an authority which the spoken words of its
keeper never had. It is 'ex parte', and it cannot be crossexamined. The supposition is that being
contemporaneous with the events spoken of, it must be true, and that it is an honest record. Now, as a matter
of fact, we doubt if people are any more honest as to themselves or others in a diary than out of it; and
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rumors, reported facts, and impressions set down daily in the heat and haste of the prejudicial hour are about
as likely to be wrong as right. Two diaries of the same events rarely agree. And in turning over an old diary
we never know what to allow for the personal equation. The diary is greatly relied on by the writers of
history, but it is doubtful if there is any such liar in the world, even when the keeper of it is honest. It is
certain to be partisan, and more liable to be misinformed than a newspaper, which exercises some care in
view of immediate publicity. The writer happens to know of two diaries which record, on the testimony of
eyewitnesses, the circumstances of the last hours of Garfield, and they differ utterly in essential particulars.
One of these may turn up fifty years from now, and be accepted as true. An infinite amount of gossip goes
into diaries about men and women that would not stand the test of a moment's contemporary publication. But
byandby it may all be used to smirch or brighten unjustly some one's character. Suppose a man in the
Army of the Potomac had recorded daily all his opinions of men and events. Reading it over now, with more
light and a juster knowledge of character and of measures, is it not probable that he would find it a tissue of
misconceptions? Few things are actually what they seem today; they are colored both by misapprehensions
and by moods. If a man writes a letter or makes report of an occurrence for immediate publication, subject to
universal criticism, there is some restraint on him. In his private letter, or diary especially, he is apt to set
down what comes into his head at the moment, often without much effort at verification.
We have been led to this disquisition into the fundamental nature of this private record by the question put to
us, whether it is a good plan for a woman to keep a diary. Speaking generally, the diary has become a sort of
fetich, the authority of which ought to be overthrown. It is fearful to think how our characters are probably
being lied away by innumerable pen scratches in secret repositories, which may some day come to light as
unimpeachable witnesses. The reader knows that he is not the sort of man which the diarist jotted him down
to be in a single interview. The diary may be a good thing for selfeducation, if the keeper could insure its
destruction. The mental habit of diarizing may have some value, even when it sets undue importance upon
trifles. We confess that, never having seen a woman's private diary (except those that have been published),
we do not share the popular impression as to their tenuity implied in the question put to us. Taking it for
granted that they are full of noble thoughts and beautiful imaginings, we doubt whether the time spent on
them could not be better employed in acquiring knowledge or taking exercise. For the diary forgotten and left
to the next generation may be as dangerous as dynamite.
THE WHISTLING GIRL
The wisdom of our ancestors packed away in proverbial sayings may always be a little suspected. We have a
vague respect for a popular proverb, as embodying folkexperience, and expressing not the wit of one, but
the common thought of a race. We accept the saying unquestioning, as a sort of inspiration out of the air, true
because nobody has challenged it for ages, and probably for the same reason that we try to see the new moon
over our left shoulder. Very likely the musty saying was the product of the average ignorance of an
unenlightened time, and ought not to have the respect of a scientific and traveled people. In fact it will be
found that a large proportion of the proverbial sayings which we glibly use are fallacies based on a very
limited experience of the world, and probably were set afloat by the idiocy or prejudice of one person. To
examine one of them is enough for our present purpose.
"Whistling girls and crowing hens Always come to some bad ends."
It would be interesting to know the origin of this proverb, because it is still much relied on as evincing a deep
knowledge of human nature, and as an argument against change, that is to say, in this case, against progress.
It would seem to have been made by a man, conservative, perhaps malevolent, who had no appreciation of a
hen, and a conservatively poor opinion of woman. His idea was to keep woman in her placea good idea
when not carried too farbut he did not know what her place is, and he wanted to put a sort of restraint upon
her emancipation by coupling her with an emancipated hen. He therefore launched this shaft of ridicule, and
got it to pass as an arrow of wisdom shot out of a popular experience in remote ages.
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In the first place, it is not true, and probably never was true even when hens were at their lowest. We doubts
its Sanscrit antiquity. It is perhaps of Puritan origin, and rhymed in New England. It is false as to the hen. A
crowing hen was always an object of interest and distinction; she was pointed out to visitors; the owner was
proud of her accomplishment, he was naturally likely to preserve her life, and especially if she could lay. A
hen that can lay and crow is a 'rara avis'. And it should be parenthetically said here that the hen who can crow
and cannot lay is not a good example for woman. The crowing hen was of more value than the silent hen,
provided she crowed with discretion; and she was likely to be a favorite, and not at all to come to some bad
end. Except, indeed, where the proverb tended to work its own fulfillment. And this is the regrettable side of
most proverbs of an illnature, that they do help to work the evil they predict. Some foolish boy, who had
heard this proverb, and was sent out to the hencoop in the evening to slay for the Thanksgiving feast,
thought he was a justifiable little providence in wringing the neck of the crowing hen, because it was proper
(according to the saying) that she should come to some bad end. And as years went on, and that kind of boy
increased and got to be a man, it became a fixed idea to kill the amusing, interesting, spirited, emancipated
hen, and naturally the barnyard became tamer and tamer, the production of crowing hens was discouraged
(the wise old hens laid no eggs with a crow in them, according to the wellknown principle of heredity), and
the man who had in his youth exterminated the hen of progress actually went about quoting that false couplet
as an argument against the higher education of woman.
As a matter of fact, also, the couplet is not true about woman; whether it ought to be true is an ethical
question that will not be considered here. The whistling girl does not commonly come to a bad end. Quite as
often as any other girl she learns to whistle a cradle song, low and sweet and charming, to the young voter in
the cradle. She is a girl of spirit, of independence of character, of dash and flavor; and as to lips, why, you
must have some sort of presentable lips to whistle; thin ones will not. The whistling girl does not come to a
bad end at all (if marriage is still considered a good occupation), except a cloud may be thrown upon her
exuberant young life by this rascally proverb. Even if she walks the lonely road of life, she has this
advantage, that she can whistle to keep her courage up. But in a larger sense, one that this practical age can
understand, it is not true that the whistling girl comes to a bad end. Whistling pays. It has brought her money;
it has blown her name about the listening world. Scarcely has a nonwhistling woman been more famous.
She has set aside the adage. She has done so much towards the emancipation of her sex from the prejudice
created by an illnatured proverb which never had root in fact.
But has the whistling woman come to stay? Is it well for woman to whistle? Are the majority of women
likely to be whistlers? These are serious questions, not to be taken up in a light manner at the end of a grave
paper. Will woman ever learn to throw a stone? There it is. The future is inscrutable. We only know that
whereas they did not whistle with approval, now they do; the prejudice of generations gradually melts away.
And woman's destiny is not linked with that of the hen, nor to be controlled by a proverbperhaps not by
anything.
BORN OLD AND RICH
We have been remiss in not proposing a remedy for our present social and economic condition. Looking
backward, we see this. The scheme may not be practical, any more than the Utopian plans that have been put
forward, but it is radical and interesting, and requires, as the other schemes do, a total change in human nature
(which may be a good thing to bring about), and a general recasting of the conditions of life. This is and
should be no objection to a socialistic scheme. Surface measures will not avail. The suggestion for a minor
alleviation of inequality, which seems to have been acted on, namely, that women should propose, has not
had the desired effect if it is true, as reported, that the eligible young men are taking to the woods. The
workings of such a measure are as impossible to predict in advance as the operation of the McKinley tariff. It
might be well to legislate that people should be born equal (including equal privileges of the sexes), but the
practical difficulty is to keep them equal. Life is wrong somehow. Some are born rich and some are born
poor, and this inequality makes misery, and then some lose their possessions, which others get hold of, and
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that makes more misery. We can put our fingers on the two great evils of life as it now is: the first is poverty;
and the second is infirmity, which is the accompaniment of increasing years. Poverty, which is only the
unequal distribution of things desired, makes strife, and is the opportunity of lawyers; and infirmity is the
excuse for doctors. Think what the world would be without lawyers and doctors!
We are all born young, and most of us are born poor. Youth is delightful, but we are always getting away
from it. How different it would be if we were always going towards it! Poverty is unpleasant, and the great
struggle of life is to get rid of it; but it is the common fortune that in proportion as wealth is attained the
capacity of enjoying it departs. It seems, therefore, that our life is wrong end first. The remedy suggested is
that men should be born rich and old. Instead of the necessity of making a fortune, which is of less and less
value as death approaches, we should have only the privilege of spending it, and it would have its natural end
in the cradle, in which we should be rocked into eternal sleep. Born old, one would, of course, inherit
experience, so that wealth could be made to contribute to happiness, and each day, instead of lessening the
natural powers and increasing infirmities, would bring new vigor and capacity of enjoyment. It would be
going from winter to autumn, from autumn to summer, from summer to spring. The joy of a life without care
as to ways and means, and every morning refitted with the pulsations of increasing youth, it is almost
impossible to imagine. Of course this scheme has difficulties on the face of it. The allotting of the measure of
wealth would not be difficult to the socialists, because they would insist that every person should be born
with an equal amount of property. What this should be would depend upon the length of life; and how should
this be arrived at? The insurance companies might agree, but no one else would admit that he belongs in the
average. Naturally the Biblical limit of threescore and ten suggests itself; but human nature is very queer.
With the plain fact before them that the average life of man is less than thirtyfour years, few would be
willing, if the choice were offered, to compromise on seventy. Everybody has a hope of going beyond that, so
that if seventy were proposed as the year at birth, there would no doubt be as much dissatisfaction as there is
at the present loose arrangement. Science would step in, and demonstrate that there is no reason why, with
proper care of the system, it should not run a hundred years. It is improbable, then, that the majority could be
induced to vote for the limit of seventy years, or to exchange the exciting uncertainty of adding a little to the
period which must be accompanied by the weight of the grasshopper, for the certainty of only seventy years
in this muchabused world.
But suppose a limit to be agreed on, and the rich old man and the rich old woman (never now too old to
marry) to start on their career towards youth and poverty. The imagination kindles at the idea. The money
would hold out just as long as life lasted, and though it would all be going downhill, as it were, what a
charming descent, without struggle, and with only the lessening infirmities that belong to decreasing age!
There would be no second childhood, only the innocence and elasticity of the first. It all seems very fair, but
we must not forget that this is a mortal world, and that it is liable to various accidents. Who, for instance,
could be sure that he would grow young gracefully? There would be the constant need of fighting the hot
tempers and impulses of youth, growing more and more instead of less and less unreasonable. And then, how
many would reach youth? More than half, of course, would be cut off in their prime, and be more and more
liable to go as they fell back into the pitfalls and errors of childhood. Would people grow young together
even as harmoniously as they grow old together? It would be a pretty sight, that of the few who descended
into the cradle together, but this inversion of life would not escape the woes of mortality. And there are other
considerations, unless it should turn out that a universal tax on land should absolutely change human nature.
There are some who would be as idle and spendthrift going towards youth as they now are going away from
it, and perhaps more, so that half the race on coming to immaturity would be in child asylums. And then
others who would be stingy and greedy and avaricious, and not properly spend their allotted fortune. And we
should have the anomaly, which is so distasteful to the reformer now, of rich babies. A few babies
inordinately rich, and the rest in asylums.
Still, the plan has more to recommend it than most others for removing poverty and equalizing conditions.
We should all start rich, and the dying off of those who would never attain youth would amply provide
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fortunes for those born old. Crime would be less also; for while there would, doubtless, be some old sinners,
the criminal class, which is very largely under thirty, would be much smaller than it is now. Juvenile
depravity would proportionally disappear, as not more people would reach nonage than now reach
overage. And the great advantage of the scheme, one that would indeed transform the world, is that women
would always be growing younger.
THE "OLD SOLDIER"
The "old soldier" is beginning to outline himself upon the public mind as a distant character in American life.
Literature has not yet got hold of him, and perhaps his evolution is not far enough advanced to make him as
serviceable as the soldier of the Republic and the Empire, the relic of the Old Guard, was to Hugo and
Balzac, the trooper of Italy and Egypt, the maimed hero of Borodino and Waterloo, who expected again the
coming of the Little Corporal. It takes time to develop a character, and to throw the glamour of romance over
what may be essentially commonplace. A quarter of a century has not sufficed to separate the great body of
the surviving volunteers in the war for the Union from the body of American citizens, notwithstanding the
organization of the Grand Army of the Republic, the encampments, the annual reunions, and the distinction
of pensions, and the segregation in Soldiers' Homes. The "old soldier" slowly eliminates himself from the
mass, and begins to take, and to make us take, a romantic view of his career. There was one event in his life,
and his personality in it looms larger and larger as he recedes from it. The heroic sacrifice of it does not
diminish, as it should not, in our estimation, and he helps us to keep glowing a lively sense of it. The past
centres about him and his great achievement, and the whole of life is seen in the light of it. In his retreat in the
Home, and in his wandering from one Home to another, he ruminates on it, he talks of it; he separates himself
from the rest of mankind by a broad distinction, and his point of view of life becomes as original as it is
interesting. In the Homes the battered veterans speak mainly of one thing; and in the monotony of their spent
lives develop whimseys and rights and wrongs, patriotic ardors and criticisms on their singular fate, which
are original in their character in our society. It is in human nature to like rest but not restriction, bounty but
not charity, and the tired heroes of the war grow restless, though every physical want is supplied. They have a
fancy that they would like to see again the homes of their youth, the farmhouse in the hills, the cottage in the
river valley, the lonesome house on the wide prairie, the street that ran down to the wharf where the
fishingsmacks lay, to see again the friends whom they left there, and perhaps to take up the occupations that
were laid down when they seized the musket in 1861. Alas! it is not their home anymore; the friends are no
longer there; and what chance is there of occupation for a man who is now feeble in body and who has the
habit of campaigning? This generation has passed on to other things. It looks upon the hero as an illustration
in the story of the war, which it reads like history. The veteran starts out from the shelter of the Home. One
evening, towards sunset, the comfortable citizen, taking the mild air on his piazza, sees an interesting figure
approach. Its dress is half military, half that of the wanderer whose attention to his personal appearance is
only spasmodic.
The veteran gives the military salute, he holds himself erect, almost too erect, and his speech is voluble and
florid. It is a delightful evening; it seems to be a good growingtime; the country looks prosperous. He is
sorry to be any trouble or interruption, but the fact isyes, he is on his way to his old home in Vermont; it
seems like he would like to taste some home cooking again, and sit in the old orchard, and perhaps lay his
bones, what is left of them, in the buryingground on the hill. He pulls out his wellworn papers as he talks;
there is the honorable discharge, the permit of the Home, and the pension. Yes, Uncle Sam is generous; it is
the most generous government God ever made, and he would willingly fight for it again. Thirty dollars a
month, that is what he has; he is not a beggar; he wants for nothing. But the pension is not payable till the end
of the month. It is entirely his own obligation, his own fault; he can fight, but he cannot lie, and nobody is to
blame but himself; but last night he fell in with some old comrades at Southdown, and, well, you know how it
is. He had plenty of money when he left the Home, and he is not asking for anything now, but if he had a few
dollars for his railroad fare to the next city, he could walk the rest of the way. Wounded? Well, if I stood out
here against the light you could just see through me, that's all. Bullets? It's no use to try to get 'em out. But,
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sir, I'm not complaining. It had to be done; the country had to be saved; and I'd do it again if it were
necessary. Had any hot fights? Sir, I was at Gettysburg! The veteran straightens up, and his eyes flash as if he
saw again that sanguinary field. Off goes the citizen's hat. Children, come out here; here is one of the soldiers
of Gettysburg! Yes, sir; and this kneeyou see I can't bend it muchgot stiffened at Chickamauga; and this
scratch here in the neck was from a bullet at Gaines Mill; and this here, sirthumping his chestyou notice
I don't dare to cough much after the explosion of a shell at Petersburg I found myself lying on myback,
and the only one of my squad who was not killed outright. Was it the imagination of the citizen or of the
soldier that gave the impression that the hero had been in the forefront of every important action of the war?
Well, it doesn't matter much. The citizen was sitting there under his own vine, the comfortable citizen of a
free republic, because of the wounds in this cheerful and imaginative old wanderer. There, that is enough, sir,
quite enough. I am no beggar. I thought perhaps you had heard of the Ninth Vermont. Woods is my name
Sergeant Woods. I trust some time, sir, I shall be in a position to return the compliment. Goodevening,
sir; God bless your honor! and accept the blessing of an old soldier. And the dear old hero goes down the
darkening avenue, not so steady of bearing as when he withstood the charge of Pickett on Cemetery Hill, and
with the independence of the American citizen who deserves well of his country, makes his way to the
nearest hospitable tavern.
THE ISLAND OF BIMINI
To the northward of Hispaniola lies the island of Bimini. It may not be one of the spice islands, but it grows
the best ginger to be found in the world. In it is a fair city, and beside the city a lofty mountain, at the foot of
which is a noble spring called the 'Fons Juventutis'. This fountain has a sweet savor, as of all manner of
spicery, and every hour of the day the water changes its savor and its smell. Whoever drinks of this well will
be healed of whatever malady he has, and will seem always young. It is not reported that women and men
who drink of this fountain will be always young, but that they will seem so, and probably to themselves,
which simply means, in our modern accuracy of language, that they will feel young. This island has never
been found. Many voyages have been made in search of it in ships and in the imagination, and Liars have
said they have landed on it and drunk of the water, but they never could guide any one else thither. In the
credulous centuries when these voyages were made, other islands were discovered, and a continent much
more important than Bimini; but these discoveries were a disappointment, because they were not what the
adventurers wanted. They did not understand that they had found a new land in which the world should renew
its youth and begin a new career. In time the quest was given up, and men regarded it as one of the delusions
which came to an end in the sixteenth century. In our day no one has tried to reach Bimini except Heine. Our
scientific period has a proper contempt for all such superstitions. We now know that the 'Fons Juventutis' is in
every man, and that if actually juvenility cannot be renewed, the advance of age can be arrested and the waste
of tissues be prevented, and an uncalculated length of earthly existence be secured, by the injection of some
sort of fluid into the system. The right fluid has not yet been discovered by science, but millions of people
thought that it had the other day, and now confidently expect it. This credulity has a scientific basis, and has
no relation to the old absurd belief in Bimini. We thank goodness that we do not live in a credulous age.
The world would be in a poor case indeed if it had not always before it some ideal or millennial condition,
some panacea, some transmutation of base metals into gold, some philosopher's stone, some fountain of
youth, some process of turning charcoal into diamonds, some scheme for eliminating evil. But it is worth
mentioning that in the historical evolution we have always got better things than we sought or imagined,
developments on a much grander scale. History is strewn with the wreck of popular delusions, but always in
place of them have come realizations more astonishing than the wildest fancies of the dreamers. Florida was a
disappointment as a Bimini, so were the land of the Ohio, the land of the Mississippi, the Dorado of the
Pacific coast. But as the illusions, pushed always westward, vanished in the light of common day, lo! a
continent gradually emerged, with millions of people animated by conquering ambition of progress in
freedom; an industrial continent, covered with a network of steel, heated by steam, and lighted by electricity.
What a spectacle of youth on a grand scale is this! Christopher Columbus had not the slightest conception of
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what he was doing when he touched the button. But we are not satisfied. Quite as far from being so as ever.
The popular imagination runs a hard race with any possible natural development. Being in possession of so
much, we now expect to travel in the air, to read news in the sending mind before it is sent, to create force
without cost, to be transported without time, and to make everybody equal in fortune and happiness to
everybody else by act of Congress. Such confidence have we in the power of a "resolution" of the people and
by the people that it seems feasible to make women into men, oblivious of the more important and imperative
task that will then arise of making men into women. Some of these expectations are only Biminis of the
present, but when they have vanished there will be a social and industrial world quite beyond our present
conceptions, no doubt. In the article of woman, for instance, she may not become the being that the
convention expects, but there may appear a Woman of whom all the Aspasias and Helens were only the
faintest types. And although no progress will take the conceit out of men, there may appear a Man so
amenable to ordinary reason that he will give up the notion that he can lift himself up by his bootstraps, or
make one grain of wheat two by calling it two.
One of the Biminis that have always been looked for is an American Literature. There was an impression that
there must be such a thing somewhere on a continent that has everything else. We gave the world tobacco and
the potato, perhaps the most important contributions to the content and the fatness of the world made by any
new country, and it was a noble ambition to give it new styles of art and literature also. There seems to have
been an impression that a literature was something indigenous or readymade, like any other purely native
product, not needing any special period of cultivation or development, and that a nation would be in a
mortifying position without one, even before it staked out its cities or built any roads. Captain John Smith, if
he had ever settled here and spread himself over the continent, as he was capable of doing, might have taken
the contract to furnish one, and we may be sure that he would have left us nothing to desire in that direction.
But the vein of romance he opened was not followed up. Other prospectings were made. Holes, so to speak,
were dug in New England, and in the middle South, and along the frontier, and such leads were found that
again and again the certainty arose that at last the real American ore had been discovered. Meantime a certain
process called civilization went on, and certain ideas of breadth entered into our conceptions, and ideas also
of the historical development of the expression of thought in the world, and with these a comprehension of
what American really is, and the difficulty of putting the contents of a bushel measure into a pint cup. So,
while we have been expecting the American Literature to come out from some locality, neat and clean, like a
nugget, or, to change the figure, to bloom any day like a centuryplant, in one striking, fragrant expression of
American life, behold something else has been preparing and maturing, larger and more promising than our
early anticipations. In history, in biography, in science, in the essay, in the novel and story, there are coming
forth a hundred expressions of the hundred aspects of American life; and they are also sung by the poets in
notes as varied as the migrating birds. The birds perhaps have the best of it thus far, but the bird is limited to
a small range of performances while he shifts his singingboughs through the climates of the continent,
whereas the poet, though a little inclined to mistake aspiration for inspiration, and vagueness of longing for
subtlety, is experimenting in a most hopeful manner. And all these writers, while perhaps not consciously
American or consciously seeking to do more than their best in their several ways, are animated by the free
spirit of inquiry and expression that belongs to an independent nation, and so our literature is coming to have
a stamp of its own that is unlike any other national stamp. And it will have this stamp more authentically and
be clearer and stronger as we drop the self consciousness of the necessity of being American.
JUNE
Here is June again! It never was more welcome in these Northern latitudes. It seems a pity that such a month
cannot be twice as long. It has been the pet of the poets, but it is not spoiled, and is just as full of enchantment
as ever. The secret of this is that it is the month of both hope and fruition. It is the girl of eighteen, standing
with all her charms on the eve of womanhood, in the dress and temperament of spring. And the beauty of it is
that almost every woman is young, if ever she were young, in June. For her the roses bloom, and the red
clover. It is a pity the month is so short. It is as full of vigor as of beauty. The energy of the year is not yet
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spent; indeed, the world is opening on all sides; the schoolgirl is about to graduate into liberty; and the
young man is panting to kick or row his way into female adoration and general notoriety. The young men
have made no mistake about the kind of education that is popular with women. The women like prowess and
the manly virtues of pluck and endurance. The world has not changed in this respect. It was so with the
Greeks; it was so when youth rode in tournaments and unhorsed each other for the love of a lady. June is the
knightly month. On many a field of gold and green the heroes will kick their way into fame; and bands of
young women, in white, with their diplomas in their hands, stareyed mathematicians and linguists, will
come out to smile upon the victors in that exhibition of strength that women most admire. No, the world is
not decaying or losing its juvenility. The motto still is, "Love, and may the best man win!" How jocund and
immortal is woman! Now, in a hundred schools and colleges, will stand up the solemn, wellintentioned man
before a row of pretty girls, and tell them about Womanhood and its Duties, and they will listen just as shyly
as if they were getting news, and needed to be instructed by a man on a subject which has engaged their
entire attention since they were five years old. In the light of science and experience the conceit of men is
something curious. And in June! the most blossoming, riant, feminine time of the year. The month itself is a
liberal education to him who is not insensible to beauty and the strong sweet promise of life. The streams run
clear then, as they do not in April; the sky is high and transparent; the world seems so large and fresh and
inviting. Our houses, which six months in the year in these latitudes are fortifications of defense, are open
now, and the breath of life flows through them. Even over the city the sky is benign, and all the country is a
heavenly exhibition. May was sweet and capricious. This is the maidenhood deliciousness of the year. If you
were to bisect the heart of a true poet, you would find written therein JUNE.
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12. A LEISURE CLASS, page = 13
13. WEATHER AND CHARACTER, page = 15
14. BORN WITH AN "EGO", page = 16
15. JUVENTUS MUNDI, page = 17
16. A BEAUTIFUL OLD AGE, page = 18
17. THE ATTRACTION OF THE REPULSIVE, page = 19
18. GIVING AS A LUXURY, page = 21
19. CLIMATE AND HAPPINESS, page = 22
20. THE NEW FEMININE RESERVE, page = 24
21. REPOSE IN ACTIVITY, page = 25
22. WOMEN--IDEAL AND REAL, page = 26
23. THE ART OF IDLENESS, page = 27
24. IS THERE ANY CONVERSATION, page = 29
25. THE TALL GIRL, page = 30
26. THE DEADLY DIARY, page = 31
27. THE WHISTLING GIRL, page = 32
28. BORN OLD AND RICH, page = 33
29. THE "OLD SOLDIER", page = 35
30. THE ISLAND OF BIMINI, page = 36
31. JUNE, page = 37