The Emerald City of Oz.....................................................................................................................................1

L. Frank Baum.........................................................................................................................................1

Author's Note...........................................................................................................................................1

1. How the Nome King Became Angry ..................................................................................................2

2. How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble...................................................................................................5

3. How Ozma Granted Dorothy's Request ..............................................................................................8

4. How The Nome King Planned Revenge ...........................................................................................12

5. How Dorothy Became a Princess.....................................................................................................15

6. How Guph Visited the Whimsies.....................................................................................................19

7. How Aunt Em Conquered the Lion..................................................................................................21

8. How the Grand Gallipoot Joined The Nomes ...................................................................................25

9. How the Wogglebug Taught Athletics.............................................................................................28

10. How the Cuttenclips Lived.............................................................................................................32

11. How the General Met the First and Foremost .................................................................................37

12. How they Matched the Fuddles......................................................................................................42

13. How the General Talked to the King..............................................................................................48

14. How the Wizard Practiced Sorcery .................................................................................................50

15. How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost..............................................................................................54

16. How Dorothy Visited Utensia .........................................................................................................59

17. How They Came to Bunbury..........................................................................................................63

18. How Ozma Looked into the Magic Picture....................................................................................68

19. How Bunnybury Welcomed the Strangers.....................................................................................69

20. How Dorothy Lunched With a King ...............................................................................................73

21. How the King Changed His Mind..................................................................................................77

22. How the Wizard Found Dorothy .....................................................................................................80

23. How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets....................................................................................84

24. How the Tin Woodman Told the Sad News...................................................................................88

25. How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom ...................................................................................92

26. How Ozma Refused to Fight for Her Kingdom ..............................................................................94

27. How the Fierce Warriors Invaded Oz.............................................................................................99

28. How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain................................................................................100

29. How Glinda Worked a Magic Spell ..............................................................................................103

30. How the Story of Oz Came to an End ...........................................................................................106

Perhaps I should admit on the title page that this book is "By L. Frank Baum and his correspondents," for I

have used many suggestions conveyed to me in letters from children. Once on a time I really imagined myself

"an author of fairy tales," but now I am merely an editor or private secretary for a host of youngsters whose

These ideas are often clever. They are also logical and interesting. So I have used them whenever I could find

an opportunity, and it is but just that I acknowledge my indebtedness to my little friends.

My, what imaginations these children have developed! Sometimes I am fairly astounded by their daring and

genius. There will be no lack of fairytale authors in the future, I am sure. My readers have told me what to

do with Dorothy, and Aunt Em and Uncle Henry, and I have obeyed their mandates. They have also given me

a variety of subjects to write about in the future: enough, in fact, to keep me busy for some time. I am very

proud of this alliance. Children love these stories because children have helped to create them. My readers

know what they want and realize that I try to please them. The result is very satisfactory to the publishers, to

I hope, my dears, it will be a long time before we are obliged to dissolve partnership.

The Nome King was in an angry mood, and at such times he was very disagreeable. Every one kept away

Therefore the King stormed and raved all by himself, walking up and down in his jewelstudded cavern and

getting angrier all the time. Then he remembered that it was no fun being angry unless he had some one to

frighten and make miserable, and he rushed to his big gong and made it clatter as loud as he could.

In came the Chief Steward, trying not to show the Nome King how frightened he was.

Kaliko ran out as fast as his spindle legs could carry his fat, round body, and soon the Chief Counselor

"I'm in great trouble over the loss of my Magic Belt. Every little while I want to do something magical, and

find I can't because the Belt is gone. That makes me angry, and when I'm angry I can't have a good time.

"But not all the time," declared the King. "To be angry once in a while is really good fun, because it makes

others so miserable. But to be angry morning, noon and night, as I am, grows monotonous and prevents my

"Why, if you are angry because you want to do magical things and can't, and if you don't want to get angry at

Hearing this, the King glared at his Counselor with a furious expression and tugged at his own long white

"Ho, there, my guards!" he cried. "Ho" is a royal way of saying, "Come here." So, when the guards had hoed,

Then the guards took the Chief Counselor, and bound him with chains to prevent his struggling, and threw

Finally he rushed to his big gong and made it clatter like a fire alarm. Kaliko appeared again, trembling and

"The tobacco is lighted, and your Majesty is already smoking your pipe," answered the Steward.

"Why, so I am!" said the King, who had forgotten this fact; "but you are very rude to remind me of it."

The Nome King could think of nothing to say next, so he puffed away at his pipe and paced up and down the

"I've lost my Magic Belt. A little girl named Dorothy, who was here with Ozma of Oz, stole my Belt and

"But I want it! I must have it! Half my power is gone with that Belt!" roared the King.

"You will have to go to the Land of Oz to recover it, and your Majesty can't get to the Land of Oz in any

possible way," said the Steward, yawning because he had been on duty ninetysix hours, and was sleepy.

"Because there is a deadly desert all around that fairy country, which no one is able to cross. You know that

fact as well as I do, your Majesty. Never mind the lost Belt. You have plenty of power left, for you rule this

underground kingdom like a tyrant, and thousands of Nomes obey your commands. I advise you to drink a

The King grabbed a big ruby and threw it at Kaliko's head. The Steward ducked to escape the heavy jewel,

"Get out of my sight! Vanish! Go awayand send General Blug here," screamed the Nome King.

Kaliko hastily withdrew, and the Nome King stamped up and down until the General of his armies appeared.

This Nome was known far and wide as a terrible fighter and a cruel, desperate commander. He had fifty

thousand Nome soldiers, all well drilled, who feared nothing but their stern master. Yet General Blug was a

"March your army at once to the Land of Oz, capture and destroy the Emerald City, and bring back to me my

"What's that? What's that? What's that?" And the Nome King danced around on his pointed toes, he was so

"You don't know what you're talking about," continued the General, seating himself upon a large cut

diamond. "I advise you to stand in a corner and count sixty before you speak again. By that time you may be

The King looked around for something to throw at General Blug, but as nothing was handy he began to

consider that perhaps the man was right and he had been talking foolishly. So he merely threw himself into

his glittering throne and tipped his crown over his ear and curled his feet up under him and glared wickedly at

"In the first place," said the General, "we cannot march across the deadly desert to the Land of Oz. And if we

could, the Ruler of that country, Princess Ozma, has certain fairy powers that would render my army helpless.

Had you not lost your Magic Belt we might have some chance of defeating Ozma; but the Belt is gone."

"Well, then, let us try in a sensible way to get it," replied the General. "The Belt was captured by a little girl

"One of my spies, who is a Blackbird, flew over the desert to the Land of Oz, and saw the Magic Belt in

"Now that gives me an idea," said General Blug, thoughtfully. "There are two ways to get to the Land of Oz

"One way is OVER the desert, through the air; and the other way is UNDER the desert, through the earth."

Hearing this the Nome King uttered a yell of joy and leaped from his throne, to resume his wild walk up and

"That's it, Blug!" he shouted. "That's the idea, General! I'm King of the Under World, and my subjects are all

miners. I'll make a secret tunnel under the desert to the Land of Ozyes! right up to the Emerald Cityand

"Softly, softly, your Majesty. Don't go too fast," warned the General. "My Nomes are good fighters, but they

"Give up the idea and mind your own business," advised the General. "You have plenty to do trying to rule

The King was by this time so exasperated that he picked up his scepter, which had a heavy ball, made from a

sapphire, at the end of it, and threw it with all his force at General Blug. The sapphire hit the General upon

his forehead and knocked him flat upon the ground, where he lay motionless. Then the King rang his gong

This Nome King was named Roquat the Red, and no one loved him. He was a bad man and a powerful

monarch, and he had resolved to destroy the Land of Oz and its magnificent Emerald City, to enslave

Princess Ozma and little Dorothy and all the Oz people, and recover his Magic Belt. This same Belt had once

enabled Roquat the Red to carry out many wicked plans; but that was before Ozma and her people marched

to the underground cavern and captured it. The Nome King could not forgive Dorothy or Princess Ozma, and

But they, for their part, did not know they had so dangerous an enemy. Indeed, Ozma and Dorothy had both

almost forgotten that such a person as the Nome King yet lived under the mountains of the Land of

Dorothy Gale lived on a farm in Kansas, with her Aunt Em and her Uncle Henry. It was not a big farm, nor a

very good one, because sometimes the rain did not come when the crops needed it, and then everything

withered and dried up. Once a cyclone had carried away Uncle Henry's house, so that he was obliged to build

another; and as he was a poor man he had to mortgage his farm to get the money to pay for the new house.

Then his health became bad and he was too feeble to work. The doctor ordered him to take a sea voyage and

Uncle Henry grew poorer every year, and the crops raised on the farm only bought food for the family.

Therefore the mortgage could not be paid. At last the banker who had loaned him the money said that if he

This worried Uncle Henry a good deal, for without the farm he would have no way to earn a living. He was a

good man, and worked in the field as hard as he could; and Aunt Em did all the housework, with Dorothy's

This little girl, Dorothy, was like dozens of little girls you know. She was loving and usually

sweettempered, and had a round rosy face and earnest eyes. Life was a serious thing to Dorothy, and a

wonderful thing, too, for she had encountered more strange adventures in her short life than many other girls

Aunt Em once said she thought the fairies must have marked Dorothy at her birth, because she had wandered

into strange places and had always been protected by some unseen power. As for Uncle Henry, he thought his

little niece merely a dreamer, as her dead mother had been, for he could not quite believe all the curious

stories Dorothy told them of the Land of Oz, which she had several times visited. He did not think that she

tried to deceive her uncle and aunt, but he imagined that she had dreamed all of those astonishing adventures,

and that the dreams had been so real to her that she had come to believe them true.

Whatever the explanation might be, it was certain that Dorothy had been absent from her Kansas home for

several long periods, always disappearing unexpectedly, yet always coming back safe and sound, with

amazing tales of where she had been and the unusual people she had met. Her uncle and aunt listened to her

stories eagerly and in spite of their doubts began to feel that the little girl had gained a lot of experience and

wisdom that were unaccountable in this age, when fairies are supposed no longer to exist.

Most of Dorothy's stories were about the Land of Oz, with its beautiful Emerald City and a lovely girl Ruler

named Ozma, who was the most faithful friend of the little Kansas girl. When Dorothy told about the riches

of this fairy country Uncle Henry would sigh, for he knew that a single one of the great emeralds that were so

common there would pay all his debts and leave his farm free. But Dorothy never brought any jewels home

When the banker told Uncle Henry that he must pay the money in thirty days or leave the farm, the poor man

was in despair, as he knew he could not possibly get the money. So he told his wife, Aunt Em, of his trouble,

and she first cried a little and then said that they must be brave and do the best they could, and go away

somewhere and try to earn an honest living. But they were getting old and feeble and she feared that they

could not take care of Dorothy as well as they had formerly done. Probably the little girl would also be

They did not tell their niece the sad news for several days, not wishing to make her unhappy; but one morning

the little girl found Aunt Em softly crying while Uncle Henry tried to comfort her. Then Dorothy asked them

"We must give up the farm, my dear," replied her uncle sadly, "and wander away into the world to work for

The girl listened quite seriously, for she had not known before how desperately poor they were.

"We don't mind for ourselves," said her aunt, stroking the little girl's head tenderly; "but we love you as if

you were our own child, and we are heartbroken to think that you must also endure poverty, and work for a

"You might do housework for some one, dear, you are so handy; or perhaps you could be a nursemaid to

little children. I'm sure I don't know exactly what you CAN do to earn money, but if your uncle and I are able

to support you we will do it willingly, and send you to school. We fear, though, that we shall have much

trouble in earning a living for ourselves. No one wants to employ old people who are broken down in health,

"Wouldn't it be funny," she said, "for me to do housework in Kansas, when I'm a Princess in the Land of

"Yes; Ozma made me a Princess some time ago, and she has often begged me to come and live always in the

"Ozma sees me every day at four o'clock, in her Magic Picture. She can see me wherever I am, no matter

what I am doing. And at that time, if I make a certain secret sign, she will send for me by means of the Magic

Belt, which I once captured from the Nome King. Then, in the wink of an eye, I shall be with Ozma in her

The elder people remained silent for some time after Dorothy had spoken. Finally, Aunt Em said, with

"If that is the case, Dorothy, perhaps you'd better go and live in the Emerald City. It will break our hearts to

lose you from our lives, but you will be so much better off with your fairy friends that it seems wisest and

"I'm not so sure about that," remarked Uncle Henry, shaking his gray head doubtfully. "These things all seem

real to Dorothy, I know; but I'm afraid our little girl won't find her fairyland just what she had dreamed it to

be. It would make me very unhappy to think that she was wandering among strangers who might be unkind to

Dorothy laughed merrily at this speech, and then she became very sober again, for she could see how all this

trouble was worrying her aunt and uncle, and knew that unless she found a way to help them their future lives

would be quite miserable and unhappy. She knew that she COULD help them. She had thought of a way

already. Yet she did not tell them at once what it was, because she must ask Ozma's consent before she would

"If you will promise not to worry a bit about me, I'll go to the Land of Oz this very afternoon. And I'll make a

promise, too; that you shall both see me again before the day comes when you must leave this farm."

"The day isn't far away, now," her uncle sadly replied. "I did not tell you of our trouble until I was obliged to,

dear Dorothy, so the evil time is near at hand. But if you are quite sure your fairy friends will give you a

That was why Dorothy went to her little room in the attic that afternoon, taking with her a small dog named

Toto. The dog had curly black hair and big brown eyes and loved Dorothy very dearly.

The child had kissed her uncle and aunt affectionately before she went upstairs, and now she looked around

her little room rather wistfully, gazing at the simple trinkets and worn calico and gingham dresses, as if they

were old friends. She was tempted at first to make a bundle of them, yet she knew very well that they would

She sat down upon a brokenbacked chairthe only one the room containedand holding Toto in her arms

Uncle Henry and Aunt Em waited downstairs. They were uneasy and a good deal excited, for this is a

practical humdrum world, and it seemed to them quite impossible that their little niece could vanish from her

So they watched the stairs, which seemed to be the only way that Dorothy could get out of the farmhouse,

and they watched them a long time. They heard the clock strike four but there was no sound from above.

Halfpast four came, and now they were too impatient to wait any longer. Softly, they crept up the stairs to

I suppose you have read so much about the magnificent Emerald City that there is little need for me to

describe it here. It is the Capital City of the Land of Oz, which is justly considered the most attractive and

The Emerald City is built all of beautiful marbles in which are set a profusion of emeralds, every one

exquisitely cut and of very great size. There are other jewels used in the decorations inside the houses and

palaces, such as rubies, diamonds, sapphires, amethysts and turquoises. But in the streets and upon the

outside of the buildings only emeralds appear, from which circumstance the place is named the Emerald City

of Oz. It has nine thousand, six hundred and fiftyfour buildings, in which lived fiftyseven thousand three

All the surrounding country, extending to the borders of the desert which enclosed it upon every side, was

full of pretty and comfortable farmhouses, in which resided those inhabitants of Oz who preferred country to

Altogether there were more than half a million people in the Land of Ozalthough some of them, as you

will soon learn, were not made of flesh and blood as we areand every inhabitant of that favored country

No disease of any sort was ever known among the Ozites, and so no one ever died unless he met with an

accident that prevented him from living. This happened very seldom, indeed. There were no poor people in

the Land of Oz, because there was no such thing as money, and all property of every sort belonged to the

Ruler. The people were her children, and she cared for them. Each person was given freely by his neighbors

whatever he required for his use, which is as much as any one may reasonably desire. Some tilled the lands

and raised great crops of grain, which was divided equally among the entire population, so that all had

enough. There were many tailors and dressmakers and shoemakers and the like, who made things that any

who desired them might wear. Likewise there were jewelers who made ornaments for the person, which

pleased and beautified the people, and these ornaments also were free to those who asked for them. Each man

and woman, no matter what he or she produced for the good of the community, was supplied by the

neighbors with food and clothing and a house and furniture and ornaments and games. If by chance the

supply ever ran short, more was taken from the great storehouses of the Ruler, which were afterward filled up

Every one worked half the time and played half the time, and the people enjoyed the work as much as they

did the play, because it is good to be occupied and to have something to do. There were no cruel overseers set

to watch them, and no one to rebuke them or to find fault with them. So each one was proud to do all he

could for his friends and neighbors, and was glad when they would accept the things he produced.

You will know by what I have here told you, that the Land of Oz was a remarkable country. I do not suppose

such an arrangement would be practical with us, but Dorothy assures me that it works finely with the Oz

Oz being a fairy country, the people were, of course, fairy people; but that does not mean that all of them

were very unlike the people of our own world. There were all sorts of queer characters among them, but not a

single one who was evil, or who possessed a selfish or violent nature. They were peaceful, kind hearted,

loving and merry, and every inhabitant adored the beautiful girl who ruled them and delighted to obey her

In spite of all I have said in a general way, there were some parts of the Land of Oz not quite so pleasant as

the farming country and the Emerald City which was its center. Far away in the South Country there lived in

the mountains a band of strange people called HammerHeads, because they had no arms and used their flat

heads to pound any one who came near them. Their necks were like rubber, so that they could shoot out their

heads to quite a distance, and afterward draw them back again to their shoulders. The HammerHeads were

called the "Wild People," but never harmed any but those who disturbed them in the mountains where they

In some of the dense forests there lived great beasts of every sort; yet these were for the most part harmless

and even sociable, and conversed agreeably with those who visited their haunts. The Kalidahsbeasts with

bodies like bears and heads like tigershad once been fierce and bloodthirsty, but even they were now

nearly all tamed, although at times one or another of them would get cross and disagreeable.

Not so tame were the Fighting Trees, which had a forest of their own. If any one approached them these

curious trees would bend down their branches, twine them around the intruders, and hurl them away.

But these unpleasant things existed only in a few remote parts of the Land of Oz. I suppose every country has

some drawbacks, so even this almost perfect fairyland could not be quite perfect. Once there had been wicked

witches in the land, too; but now these had all been destroyed; so, as I said, only peace and happiness reigned

For some time Ozma had ruled over this fair country, and never was Ruler more popular or beloved. She is

said to be the most beautiful girl the world has ever known, and her heart and mind are as lovely as her

Dorothy Gale had several times visited the Emerald City and experienced adventures in the Land of Oz, so

that she and Ozma had now become firm friends. The girl Ruler had even made Dorothy a Princess of Oz,

and had often implored her to come to Ozma's stately palace and live there always; but Dorothy had been

loyal to her Aunt Em and Uncle Henry, who had cared for her since she was a baby, and she had refused to

However, Dorothy now realized that things were going to be different with her uncle and aunt from this time

forth, so after giving the matter deep thought she decided to ask Ozma to grant her a very great favor.

A few seconds after she had made the secret signal in her little bedchamber, the Kansas girl was seated in a

lovely room in Ozma's palace in the Emerald City of Oz. When the first loving kisses and embraces had been

"What is the matter, dear? I know something unpleasant has happened to you, for your face was very sober

when I saw it in my Magic Picture. And whenever you signal me to transport you to this safe place, where

"This time, Ozma, it isn't I," she replied. "But it's worse, I guess, for Uncle Henry and Aunt Em are in a heap

of trouble, and there seems no way for them to get out of itanyhow, not while they live in Kansas."

"Why, you see Uncle Henry is poor; for the farm in Kansas doesn't 'mount to much, as farms go. So one day

Uncle Henry borrowed some money, and wrote a letter saying that if he didn't pay the money back they could

take his farm for pay. Course he 'spected to pay by making money from the farm; but he just couldn't. An' so

they're going to take the farm, and Uncle Henry and Aunt Em won't have any place to live. They're pretty old

Ozma had been thoughtful during the story, but now she smiled and pressed her little friend's hand.

"Well," said she, "I'd like to live here in the Land of Oz, where you've often 'vited me to live. But I can't, you

"Of course not," exclaimed the Ruler of Oz, laughing gaily. "So, in order to get you, little friend, we must

"Oh, will you, Ozma?" cried Dorothy, clasping her chubby little hands eagerly. "Will you bring them here

with the Magic Belt, and give them a nice little farm in the Munchkin Country, or the Winkie Countryor

"To be sure," answered Ozma, full of joy at the chance to please her little friend. "I have long been thinking

of this very thing, Dorothy dear, and often I have had it in my mind to propose it to you. I am sure your uncle

and aunt must be good and worthy people, or you would not love them so much; and for YOUR friends,

Dorothy was delighted, yet not altogether surprised, for she had clung to the hope that Ozma would be kind

enough to grant her request. When, indeed, had her powerful and faithful friend refused her anything?

"But you must not call me 'Princess'," she said; "for after this I shall live on the little farm with Uncle Henry

"Princess Dorothy will not," replied Ozma with her sweet smile. "You are going to live in your own rooms in

"Oh, he is old, and has worked enough in his lifetime," interrupted the girl Ruler; "so we must find a place for

your uncle and aunt where they will be comfortable and happy and need not work more than they care to.

"I promised to go and see them again before they were turned out of the farmhouse," answered Dorothy;

"But why wait so long?" asked Ozma. "And why make the journey back to Kansas again? Let us surprise

"I'm not sure that they believe in the Land of Oz," said Dorothy, "though I've told 'em 'bout it lots of times."

"They'll believe when they see it," declared Ozma; "and if they are told they are to make a magical journey to

our fairyland, it may make them nervous. I think the best way will be to use the Magic Belt without warning

them, and when they have arrived you can explain to them whatever they do not understand."

"Perhaps that's best," decided Dorothy. "There isn't much use in their staying at the farm until they are put

"Then tomorrow morning they shall come here," said Princess Ozma. "I will order Jellia Jamb, who is the

palace housekeeper, to have rooms all prepared for them, and after breakfast we will get the Magic Belt and

"And now," Ozma proposed, "let us take a walk in the gardens before we dress for dinner. Come, Dorothy

The reason most people are bad is because they do not try to be good. Now, the Nome King had never tried to

be good, so he was very bad indeed. Having decided to conquer the Land of Oz and to destroy the Emerald

City and enslave all its people, King Roquat the Red kept planning ways to do this dreadful thing, and the

About the time Dorothy went to Ozma the Nome King called his Chief Steward to him and said:

"Because I'm your Chief Steward and know nothing of warfare," said Kaliko, preparing to dodge if anything

were thrown at him. "I manage all the affairs of your kingdom better than you could yourself, and you'll

never find another Steward as good as I am. But there are a hundred Nomes better fitted to command your

army, and your Generals get thrown away so often that I have no desire to be one of them."

"Ah, there is some truth in your remarks, Kaliko," remarked the King, deciding not to throw the scepter.

Kaliko bowed and retired, and in a few minutes returned to say that the army was assembled. So the King

went out upon a balcony that overlooked the Great Cavern, where fifty thousand Nomes, all armed with

When they were not required as soldiers all these Nomes were metal workers and miners, and they had

hammered so much at the forges and dug so hard with pick and shovel that they had acquired great muscular

strength. They were strangely formed creatures, rather round and not very tall. Their toes were curly and their

In time of war every Nome left his forge or mine and became part of the great army of King Roquat. The

The King looked upon this tremendous army, which stood silently arrayed before him, and a cruel smile

curled the corners of his mouth, for he saw that his legions were very powerful. Then he addressed them from

"I have thrown away General Blug, because he did not please me. So I want another General to command this

"I am," replied Colonel Crinkle, a dapperlooking Nome, as he stepped forward to salute his monarch.

"I want you to march this army through an underground tunnel, which I am going to bore, to the Emerald

City of Oz. When you get there I want you to conquer the Oz people, destroy them and their city, and bring

all their gold and silver and precious stones back to my cavern. Also you are to recapture my Magic Belt and

"Oh indeed!" exclaimed the King. Then he turned to his servants and said: "Please take General Crinkle to the

torture chamber. There you will kindly slice him into thin slices. Afterward you may feed him to the

"Anything to oblige your Majesty," replied the servants, politely, and led the condemned man away.

"Listen!" said he. "The General who is to command my armies must promise to carry out my orders. If he

fails he will share the fate of poor Crinkle. Now, then, who will volunteer to lead my hosts to the Emerald

For a time no one moved and all were silent. Then an old Nome with white whiskers so long that they were

tied around his waist to prevent their tripping him up, stepped out of the ranks and saluted the King.

"Well, your Majesty," remarked he of the white whiskers, "I think I should like to undertake the job, so I'll be

your General. I hate good people; I detest happy people; I'm opposed to any one who is contented and

prosperous. That is why I am so fond of your Majesty. Make me your General and I'll promise to conquer and

destroy the Oz people. If I fail I'm ready to be sliced thin and fed to the sevenheaded dogs."

"Very good! Very good, indeed! That's the way to talk!" cried Roquat the Red, who was greatly pleased.

"Well, Guph, come with me to my private cave, and we'll talk it over." Then he turned to the army. "Nomes

and soldiers," said he, "you are to obey the commands of General Guph until he becomes dogfeed. Any man

who fails to obey his new General will be promptly thrown away. You are now dismissed."

Guph went to the King's private cave and sat down upon an amethyst chair and put his feet on the arm of the

King's ruby throne. Then he lighted his pipe and threw the live coal he had taken from his pocket upon the

King's left foot and puffed the smoke into the King's eyes and made himself comfortable. For he was a wise

old Nome, and he knew that the best way to get along with Roquat the Red was to show that he was not

"Oh no," replied Guph, calmly, and he blew a wreath of smoke that curled around the King's nose and made

him sneeze. "You want to conquer the Emerald City, and I'm the only Nome in all your dominions who can

conquer it. So you will be very careful not to hurt me until I have carried out your wishes. After that"

"Then you will be so grateful to me that you won't care to hurt me," replied the General.

"Then it's the slicing machine. I agree to that," announced Guph. "But if you do as I tell you there will be no

failure. The trouble with you, Roquat, is that you don't think carefully enough. I do. You would go ahead and

march through your tunnel into Oz, and get defeated and driven back. I won't. And the reason I won't is

because when I march I'll have all my plans made, and a host of allies to assist my Nomes."

"I'll explain, King Roquat. You're going to attack a fairy country, and a mighty fairy country, too. They

haven't much of an army in Oz, but the Princess who ruled them has a fairy wand; and the little girl Dorothy

has your Magic Belt; and at the North of the Emerald City lives a clever sorceress called Glinda the Good,

who commands the spirits of the air. Also I have heard that there is a wonderful Wizard in Ozma's palace,

who is so skillful that people used to pay him money in America to see him perform. So you see it will be no

"Yes; but they are Nomes," remarked Guph, taking a silk handkerchief from the King's pocket and wiping his

own pointed shoes with it. "Nomes are immortals, but they are not strong on magic. When you lost your

famous Belt the greater part of your own power was gone from you. Against Ozma you and your Nomes

"Not yet," said the General, filling his pipe from the King's private tobacco pouch.

"I propose to obtain the power we need," answered Guph. "There are a good many evil creatures who have

magic powers sufficient to destroy and conquer the Land of Oz. We will get them on our side, band them all

together, and then take Ozma and her people by surprise. It's all very simple and easy when you know how.

Alone, we should be helpless to injure the Ruler of Oz, but with the aid of the evil powers we can summon

"Surely, Guph, you are the greatest General I have ever had!" he exclaimed, his eyes sparkling with joy. "You

must go at once and make arrangements with the evil powers to assist us, and meantime I'll begin to dig the

"I thought you'd agree with me, Roquat," replied the new General. "I'll start this very afternoon to visit the

When the people of the Emerald City heard that Dorothy had returned to them every one was eager to see her,

for the little girl was a general favorite in the Land of Oz. From time to time some of the folk from the great

outside world had found their way into this fairyland, but all except one had been companions of Dorothy and

had turned out to be very agreeable people. The exception I speak of was the wonderful Wizard of Oz, a

sleightofhand performer from Omaha who went up in a balloon and was carried by a current of air to the

Emerald City. His queer and puzzling tricks made the people of Oz believe him a great wizard for a time, and

he ruled over them until Dorothy arrived on her first visit and showed the Wizard to be a mere humbug. He

was a gentle, kindhearted little man, and Dorothy grew to like him afterward. When, after an absence, the

Wizard returned to the Land of Oz, Ozma received him graciously and gave him a home in a part of the

In addition to the Wizard two other personages from the outside world had been allowed to make their home

in the Emerald City. The first was a quaint Shaggy Man, whom Ozma had made the Governor of the Royal

Storehouses, and the second a Yellow Hen named Billina, who had a fine house in the gardens back of the

palace, where she looked after a large family. Both these had been old comrades of Dorothy, so you see the

little girl was quite an important personage in Oz, and the people thought she had brought them good luck,

and loved her next best to Ozma. During her several visits this little girl had been the means of destroying

two wicked witches who oppressed the people, and she had discovered a live scarecrow who was now one of

the most popular personages in all the fairy country. With the Scarecrow's help she had rescued Nick

Chopper, a Tin Woodman, who had rusted in a lonely forest, and the tin man was now the Emperor of the

Country of the Winkies and much beloved because of his kind heart. No wonder the people thought Dorothy

had brought them good luck! Yet, strange as it may seem, she had accomplished all these wonders not

because she was a fairy or had any magical powers whatever, but because she was a simple, sweet and true

little girl who was honest to herself and to all whom she met. In this world in which we live simplicity and

kindness are the only magic wands that work wonders, and in the Land of Oz Dorothy found these same

qualities had won for her the love and admiration of the people. Indeed, the little girl had made many warm

friends in the fairy country, and the only real grief the Ozites had ever experienced was when Dorothy left

Now she received a joyful welcome, although no one except Ozma knew at first that she had finally come to

That evening Dorothy had many callers, and among them were such important people as Tiktok, a machine

man who thought and spoke and moved by clockwork; her old companion the genial Shaggy Man; Jack

Pumpkinhead, whose body was brushwood and whose head was a ripe pumpkin with a face carved upon it;

the Cowardly Lion and the Hungry Tiger, two great beasts from the forest, who served Princess Ozma, and

Professor H. M. Wogglebug, T.E. This wogglebug was a remarkable creature. He had once been a tiny little

bug, crawling around in a schoolroom, but he was discovered and highly magnified so that he could be seen

more plainly, and while in this magnified condition he had escaped. He had always remained big, and he

dressed like a dandy and was so full of knowledge and information (which are distinct acquirements) that he

Dorothy had a nice visit with these old friends, and also talked a long time with the Wizard, who was little

and old and withered and dried up, but as merry and active as a child. Afterward, she went to see Billina's

Toto, Dorothy's little black dog, also met with a cordial reception. Toto was an especial friend of the Shaggy

Man, and he knew every one else. Being the only dog in the Land of Oz, he was highly respected by the

people, who believed animals entitled to every consideration if they behaved themselves properly.

Dorothy had four lovely rooms in the palace, which were always reserved for her use and were called

"Dorothy's rooms." These consisted of a beautiful sitting room, a dressing room, a dainty bedchamber and a

big marble bathroom. And in these rooms were everything that heart could desire, placed there with loving

thoughtfulness by Ozma for her little friend's use. The royal dressmakers had the little girl's measure, so they

kept the closets in her dressing room filled with lovely dresses of every description and suitable for every

occasion. No wonder Dorothy had refrained from bringing with her her old calico and gingham dresses! Here

everything that was dear to a little girl's heart was supplied in profusion, and nothing so rich and beautiful

could ever have been found in the biggest department stores in America. Of course Dorothy enjoyed all these

luxuries, and the only reason she had heretofore preferred to live in Kansas was because her uncle and aunt

Now, however, all was to be changed, and Dorothy was really more delighted to know that her dear relatives

were to share in her good fortune and enjoy the delights of the Land of Oz, than she was to possess such

Next morning, at Ozma's request, Dorothy dressed herself in a pretty skyblue gown of rich silk, trimmed

with real pearls. The buckles of her shoes were set with pearls, too, and more of these priceless gems were on

a lovely coronet which she wore upon her forehead. "For," said her friend Ozma, "from this time forth, my

dear, you must assume your rightful rank as a Princess of Oz, and being my chosen companion you must

Dorothy agreed to this, although she knew that neither gowns nor jewels could make her anything else than

As soon as they had breakfastedthe girls eating together in Ozma's pretty boudoirthe Ruler of Oz said:

"Now, dear friend, we will use the Magic Belt to transport your uncle and aunt from Kansas to the Emerald

City. But I think it would be fitting, in receiving such distinguished guests, for us to sit in my Throne Room."

"Oh, they're not very 'stinguished, Ozma," said Dorothy. "They're just plain people, like me."

"Being your friends and relatives, Princess Dorothy, they are certainly distinguished," replied the Ruler, with

"Theythey won't hardly know what to make of all your splendid furniture and things," protested Dorothy,

gravely. "It may scare 'em to see your grand Throne Room, an' p'raps we'd better go into the back yard,

Ozma, where the cabbages grow an' the chickens are playing. Then it would seem more natural to Uncle

"No; they shall first see me in my Throne Room," replied Ozma, decidedly; and when she spoke in that tone

Dorothy knew it was not wise to oppose her, for Ozma was accustomed to having her own way.

So together they went to the Throne Room, an immense domed chamber in the center of the palace. Here

stood the royal throne, made of solid gold and encrusted with enough precious stones to stock a dozen

Ozma, who was wearing the Magic Belt, seated herself in the throne, and Dorothy sat at her feet. In the room

were assembled many ladies and gentlemen of the court, clothed in rich apparel and wearing fine jewelry.

Two immense animals squatted, one on each side of the thronethe Cowardly Lion and the Hungry Tiger.

In a balcony high up in the dome an orchestra played sweet music, and beneath the dome two electric

fountains sent sprays of colored perfumed water shooting up nearly as high as the arched ceiling.

"I am," replied Dorothy; "but I don't know whether Aunt Em and Uncle Henry are ready."

"That won't matter," declared Ozma. "The old life can have very little to interest them, and the sooner they

As she spoke, there before the throne appeared Uncle Henry and Aunt Em, who for a moment stood

motionless, glaring with white and startled faces at the scene that confronted them. If the ladies and

gentlemen present had not been so polite I am sure they would have laughed at the two strangers.

Aunt Em had her calico dress skirt "tucked up," and she wore a faded, bluechecked apron. Her hair was

rather straggly and she had on a pair of Uncle Henry's old slippers. In one hand she held a dishtowel and in

the other a cracked earthenware plate, which she had been engaged in wiping when so suddenly transported

Uncle Henry, when the summons came, had been out in the barn "doin' chores." He wore a ragged and much

soiled straw hat, a checked shirt without any collar and blue overalls tucked into the tops of his old cowhide

"Well, I swan!" gurgled Aunt Em in a hoarse, frightened voice. Then her eyes fell upon Dorothy, and she

"Hi, therelook out, Em!" exclaimed the old man, as Aunt Em advanced a step; "take care o' the wild

But now Dorothy sprang forward and embraced and kissed her aunt and uncle affectionately, afterward

"Don't be afraid," she said to them. "You are now in the Land of Oz, where you are to live always, and be

comfer'ble an' happy. You'll never have to worry over anything again, 'cause there won't be anything to worry

"Your Highness, this is Uncle Henry. And this is Aunt Em. They want to thank you for bringing them here

Aunt Em tried to "slick" her hair, and she hid the dishtowel and dish under her apron while she bowed to the

lovely Ozma. Uncle Henry took off his straw hat and held it awkwardly in his hands.

But the Ruler of Oz rose and came from her throne to greet her newly arrived guests, and she smiled as

"You are very welcome here, where I have brought you for Princess Dorothy's sake," she said, graciously,

"and I hope you will be quite happy in your new home." Then she turned to her courtiers, who were silently

and gravely regarding the scene, and added: "I present to my people our Princess Dorothy's beloved Uncle

Henry and Aunt Em, who will hereafter be subjects of our kingdom. It will please me to have you show them

every kindness and honor in your power, and to join me in making them happy and contented."

Hearing this, all those assembled bowed low and respectfully to the old farmer and his wife, who bobbed

"And now," said Ozma to them, "Dorothy will show you the rooms prepared for you. I hope you will like

So Dorothy led her relatives away, and as soon as they were out of the Throne Room and alone in the

"Child, child! How in the world did we ever get here so quick? And is it all real? And are we to stay here, as

"Why didn't you tell us what you were goin' to do?" inquired Uncle Henry, reproachfully. "If I'd known about

"I'll 'splain ever'thing as soon as we get to your rooms," promised Dorothy. "You're in great luck, Uncle

Henry and Aunt Em; an' so am I! And oh! I'm so happy to have got you here, at last!"

As he walked by the little girl's side, Uncle Henry stroked his whiskers thoughtfully. "'Pears to me, Dorothy,

"Never mind," returned the little girl, reassuringly. "You won't have anything to do now but to look pretty,

Aunt Em; an' Uncle Henry won't have to work till his back aches, that's certain."

"Course I'm sure," said Dorothy. "You're in the Fairyland of Oz, now; an' what's more, you belong to it!"

The new General of the Nome King's army knew perfectly well that to fail in his plans meant death for him.

Yet he was not at all anxious or worried. He hated every one who was good and longed to make all who were

happy unhappy. Therefore he had accepted this dangerous position as General quite willingly, feeling sure in

his evil mind that he would be able to do a lot of mischief and finally conquer the Land of Oz.

Yet Guph determined to be careful, and to lay his plans well, so as not to fail. He argued that only careless

The mountains underneath which the Nome King's extensive caverns were located lay grouped just north of

the Land of Ev, which lay directly across the deadly desert to the east of the Land of Oz. As the mountains

were also on the edge of the desert the Nome King found that he had only to tunnel underneath the desert to

reach Ozma's dominions. He did not wish his armies to appear above ground in the Country of the Winkies,

which was the part of the Land of Oz nearest to King Roquat's own country, as then the people would give

the alarm and enable Ozma to fortify the Emerald City and assemble an army. He wanted to take all the Oz

people by surprise; so he decided to run the tunnel clear through to the Emerald City, where he and his hosts

could break through the ground without warning and conquer the people before they had time to defend

Roquat the Red began work at once upon his tunnel, setting a thousand miners at the task and building it high

and broad enough for his armies to march through it with ease. The Nomes were used to making tunnels, as

all the kingdom in which they lived was under ground; so they made rapid progress.

While this work was going on General Guph started out alone to visit the Chief of the Whimsies.

These Whimsies were curious people who lived in a retired country of their own. They had large, strong

bodies, but heads so small that they were no bigger than doorknobs. Of course, such tiny heads could not

contain any great amount of brains, and the Whimsies were so ashamed of their personal appearance and lack

of commonsense that they wore big heads made of pasteboard, which they fastened over their own little

heads. On these pasteboard heads they sewed sheep's wool for hair, and the wool was colored many

tintspink, green and lavender being the favorite colors. The faces of these false heads were painted in

many ridiculous ways, according to the whims of the owners, and these big, burly creatures looked so

whimsical and absurd in their queer masks that they were called "Whimsies." They foolishly imagined that no

one would suspect the little heads that were inside the imitation ones, not knowing that it is folly to try to

The Chief of the Whimsies had as little wisdom as the others, and had been chosen chief merely because

none among them was any wiser or more capable of ruling. The Whimsies were evil spirits and could not be

killed. They were hated and feared by every one and were known as terrible fighters because they were so

General Guph thought the Whimsies would be a great help to the Nomes in the conquest of Oz, for under his

leadership they could be induced to fight as long so they could stand up. So he traveled to their country and

asked to see the Chief, who lived in a house that had a picture of his grotesque false head painted over the

The Chief's false head had blue hair, a turnedup nose, and a mouth that stretched half across the face. Big

green eyes had been painted upon it, but in the center of the chin were two small holes made in the

pasteboard, so that the Chief could see through them with his own tiny eyes; for when the big head was

fastened upon his shoulders the eyes in his own natural head were on a level with the false chin.

"We Nomes are going to conquer the Land of Oz and capture our King's Magic Belt, which the Oz people

stole from him. Then we are going to plunder and destroy the whole country. And we want the Whimsies to

That must have pleased the Chief, for he got up and danced around the room three times. Then he seated

"But you Whimsies love to fight, and here is a splendid chance to do so," urged Guph.

"Wait till I sing a song," said the Chief. Then he lay back in his chair and sang a foolish song that did not

seem to the General to mean anything, although he listened carefully. When he had finished, the Chief

The General was prepared for this question, for he had been thinking the matter over on his journey. People

often do a good deed without hope of reward, but for an evil deed they always demand payment.

"When we get our Magic Belt," he made reply, "our King, Roquat the Red, will use its power to give every

Whimsie a natural head as big and fine as the false head he now wears. Then you will no longer be ashamed

So he called a meeting of all the Whimsies and told them of the offer made by the Nomes. The creatures were

delighted with the bargain, and at once agreed to fight for the Nome King and help him to conquer Oz.

"Suppose we fail to capture the Magic Belt? What will happen then, and what good will all our fighting do?"

But they threw him into the river for asking foolish questions, and laughed when the water ruined his

So the compact was made and General Guph was delighted with his success in gaining such powerful allies.

But there were other people, too, just as important as the Whimsies, whom the clever old Nome had

"You will soon change your slippers for new shoes," replied Dorothy. "Don't be afraid, Aunt Em. Here is

"It beats the Topeka Hotel!" she cried admiringly. "But this place is too grand for us, child. Can't we have

"No," said Dorothy. "You've got to live here, 'cause Ozma says so. And all the rooms in this palace are just as

fine as these, and some are better. It won't do any good to fuss, Aunt Em. You've got to be swell and

hightoned in the Land of Oz, whether you want to or not; so you may as well make up your mind to it."

"It's hard luck," replied her aunt, looking around with an awed expression; "but folks can get used to

"Why, as to that," said Uncle Henry, slowly, "I b'lieve in takin' what's pervided us, an' askin' no questions.

I've traveled some, Em, in my time, and you hain't; an' that makes a difference atween us."

Then Dorothy showed them through the rooms. The first was a handsome sittingroom, with windows

opening upon the rose gardens. Then came separate bedrooms for Aunt Em and Uncle Henry, with a fine

bathroom between them. Aunt Em had a pretty dressing room, besides, and Dorothy opened the closets and

showed several exquisite costumes that had been provided for her aunt by the royal dressmakers, who had

worked all night to get them ready. Everything that Aunt Em could possibly need was in the drawers and

Uncle Henry had nine suits of clothes, cut in the popular Munchkin fashion, with kneebreeches, silk

stockings, and low shoes with jeweled buckles. The hats to match these costumes had pointed tops and wide

brims with small gold bells around the edges. His shirts were of fine linen with frilled bosoms, and his vests

Uncle Henry decided that he would first take a bath and then dress himself in a blue satin suit that had caught

his fancy. He accepted his good fortune with calm composure and refused to have a servant to assist him. But

Aunt Em was "all of a flutter," as she said, and it took Dorothy and Jellia Jamb, the housekeeper, and two

maids a long time to dress her and do up her hair and get her "rigged like a popinjay," as she quaintly

expressed it. She wanted to stop and admire everything that caught her eye, and she sighed continually and

declared that such finery was too good for an old country woman, and that she never thought she would have

Finally she was dressed, and when she went into the sittingroom there was Uncle Henry in his blue satin,

walking gravely up and down the room. He had trimmed his beard and mustache and looked very dignified

"Yes," she replied; "all 'cept the Scarecrow and the Shaggy Manand of course the Tin Woodman and

Tiktok, who are made of metal. You'll find all the men at Ozma's court dressed just as you areonly perhaps

"Henry, you look like a playactor," announced Aunt Em, looking at her husband critically.

"I guess you're right," she said regretfully; "but we're helpless victims of hightoned royalty."

She took them through the beautiful rooms and introduced them to all the people they chanced to meet. Also

"So it's all true," said Aunt Em, wideeyed with amazement, "and what Dorothy told us of this fairy country

was plain facts instead of dreams! But where are all the strange creatures you used to know here?"

"Why, he's just now away on a visit to the Tin Woodman, who is Emp'ror of the Winkie Country," answered

the little girl. "You'll see him when he comes back, and you're sure to like him."

"You'll see him at Ozma's luncheon, for he lives here in this palace," was the reply.

"Oh, he lives a little way out of town, in his own pumpkin field. We'll go there some time and see him, and

we'll call on Professor Wogglebug, too. The Shaggy Man will be at the luncheon, I guess, and Tiktok. And

So they went into the back yard, and after walking along winding paths some distance through the beautiful

gardens they came to an attractive little house where the Yellow Hen sat on the front porch sunning herself.

"Good morning, my dear Mistress," called Billina, fluttering down to meet them. "I was expecting you to call,

"We're here for good and all, this time, Billina," cried Dorothy, joyfully. "Uncle Henry and Aunt Em belong

"Then they are very lucky people," declared Billina; "for there couldn't be a nicer place to live. But come, my

dear; I must show you all my Dorothys. Nine are living and have grown up to be very respectable hens; but

one took cold at Ozma's birthday party and died of the pip, and the other two turned out to be horrid roosters,

so I had to change their names from Dorothy to Daniel. They all had the letter 'D' engraved upon their gold

lockets, you remember, with your picture inside, and 'D' stands for Daniel as well as for Dorothy."

"Yes, indeed. I've nine Dorothys and two Daniels; and the nine Dorothys have eightysix sons and daughters

"Oh, they are all Dorothys and Daniels, some being Juniors and some DoubleJuniors. Dorothy and Daniel

are two good names, and I see no object in hunting for others," declared the Yellow Hen. "But just think,

Dorothy, what a big chicken family we've grown to be, and our numbers increase nearly every day! Ozma

doesn't know what to do with all the eggs we lay, and we are never eaten or harmed in any way, as chickens

are in your country. They give us everything to make us contented and happy, and I, my dear, am the

acknowledged Queen and Governor of every chicken in Oz, because I'm the eldest and started the whole

"You ought to be very proud, ma'am," said Uncle Henry, who was astonished to hear a hen talk so sensibly.

"Oh, I am," she replied. "I've the loveliest pearl necklace you ever saw. Come in the house and I'll show it to

you. And I've nine leg bracelets and a diamond pin for each wing. But I only wear them on state occasions."

They followed the Yellow Hen into the house, which Aunt Em declared was neat as a pin. They could not sit

down, because all Billina's chairs were roostingpoles made of silver; so they had to stand while the hen

Then they had to go into the back rooms occupied by Billina's nine Dorothys and two Daniels, who were all

plump yellow chickens and greeted the visitors very politely. It was easy to see that they were well bred and

In the yards were all the children and grandchildren of these eleven elders and they were of all sizes, from

wellgrown hens to tiny chickens just out of the shell. About fifty fluffy yellow youngsters were at school,

being taught good manners and good grammar by a young hen who wore spectacles. They sang in chorus a

patriotic song of the Land of Oz, in honor of their visitors, and Aunt Em was much impressed by these

Dorothy wanted to stay and play with the young chickens for awhile, but Uncle Henry and Aunt Em had not

seen the palace grounds and gardens yet and were eager to get better acquainted with the marvelous and

"I'll stay here, and you can go for a walk," said Dorothy. "You'll be perfec'ly safe anywhere, and may do

whatever you want to. When you get tired, go back to the palace and find your rooms, and I'll come to you

So Uncle Henry and Aunt Em started out alone to explore the grounds, and Dorothy knew that they couldn't

get lost, because all the palace grounds were enclosed by a high wall of green marble set with emeralds.

It was a rare treat to these simple folk, who had lived in the country all their lives and known little enjoyment

of any sort, to wear beautiful clothes and live in a palace and be treated with respect and consideration by all

around them. They were very happy indeed as they strolled up the shady walks and looked upon the gorgeous

flowers and shrubs, feeling that their new home was more beautiful than any tongue could describe.

Suddenly, as they turned a corner and walked through a gap in a high hedge, they came face to face with an

enormous Lion, which crouched upon the green lawn and seemed surprised by their appearance.

They stopped short, Uncle Henry trembling with horror and Aunt Em too terrified to scream. Next moment

"Can't even save myself, Em," he returned, in a husky voice, "for the animile looks as if it could eat both of

"Nary gun, Em. So let's die as brave an' graceful as we can. I knew our luck couldn't last!"

"I won't die. I won't be eaten by a lion!" wailed Aunt Em, glaring upon the huge beast. Then a thought struck

her, and she whispered, "Henry, I've heard as savage beastses can be conquered by the human eye. I'll eye

"Try it, Em," he returned, also in a whisper. "Look at him as you do at me when I'm late to dinner."

Aunt Em turned upon the Lion a determined countenance and a wild dilated eye. She glared at the immense

beast steadily, and the Lion, who had been quietly blinking at them, began to appear uneasy and disturbed.

At this speech from the terrible beast Aunt Em and Uncle Henry both were startled, and then Uncle Henry

"Hold on, Em!" he exclaimed. "Quit the eagle eye conquest an' take courage. I guess this is the same

"When he spoke, I got the idea; and when he looked so 'shamed like, I was sure of it," Uncle Henry

"Yes'm," answered the Lion, meekly. "Dorothy and I are old chums and are very fond of each other. I'm the

King of Beasts, you know, and the Hungry Tiger and I serve Princess Ozma as her body guards."

"To be sure," said Aunt Em, nodding. "But the King of Beasts shouldn't be cowardly."

"I've heard that said before," remarked the Lion, yawning till he showed two great rows of sharp white teeth;

"No; that would be foolish, for the enemy would run after me," declared the Lion. "So I tremble with fear and

"Terribly scared, madam," answered the Lion, "for at first I thought you were going to have a fit. Then I

noticed you were trying to overcome me by the power of your eye, and your glance was so fierce and

"Well, I won't hurt you, so don't be scared any more. I just wanted to see what the human eye was good for."

"The human eye is a fearful weapon," remarked the Lion, scratching his nose softly with his paw to hide a

smile. "Had I not known you were Dorothy's friends I might have torn you both into shreds in order to escape

"I'm glad you knew us. Good morning, Mr. Lion; we'll hope to see you againby and bysome time in the

"Good morning," replied the Lion, squatting down upon the lawn again. "You are likely to see a good deal of

After leaving the Whimsies, Guph continued on his journey and penetrated far into the Northwest. He wanted

to get to the Country of the Growleywogs, and in order to do that he must cross the Ripple Land, which was a

hard thing to do. For the Ripple Land was a succession of hills and valleys, all very steep and rocky, and they

changed places constantly by rippling. While Guph was climbing a hill it sank down under him and became a

valley, and while he was descending into a valley it rose up and carried him to the top of a hill. This was very

perplexing to the traveler, and a stranger might have thought he could never cross the Ripple Land at all. But

Guph knew that if he kept steadily on he would get to the end at last; so he paid no attention to the changing

hills and valleys and plodded along as calmly as if walking upon the level ground.

The result of this wise persistence was that the General finally reached firmer soil and, after penetrating a

No sooner had he crossed the border of this domain when two guards seized him and carried him before the

Grand Gallipoot of the Growleywogs, who scowled upon him ferociously and asked him why he dared

"I'm the Lord High General of the Invincible Army of the Nomes, and my name is Guph," was the reply. "All

The Growleywogs gave a shout of jeering laughter at this, and one of them caught the Nome in his strong

arms and tossed him high into the air. Guph was considerably shaken when he fell upon the hard ground, but

he appeared to take no notice of the impertinence and composed himself to speak again to the Grand

"My master, King Roquat the Red, has sent me here to confer with you. He wishes your assistance to conquer

Here the General paused, and the Grand Gallipoot scowled upon him more terribly than ever and said:

The voice of the Grand Gallipoot was partly a roar and partly a growl. He mumbled his words badly and

These Growleywogs were certainly remarkable creatures. They were of gigantic size, yet were all bone and

skin and muscle, there being no meat or fat upon their bodies at all. Their powerful muscles lay just

underneath their skins, like bunches of tough rope, and the weakest Growleywog was so strong that he could

It seems unfortunate that strong people are usually so disagreeable and overbearing that no one cares for

them. In fact, to be different from your fellow creatures is always a misfortune. The Growleywogs knew that

they were disliked and avoided by every one, so they had become surly and unsociable even among

themselves. Guph knew that they hated all people, including the Nomes; but he hoped to win them over,

nevertheless, and knew that if he succeeded they would afford him very powerful assistance.

"The Land of Oz is ruled by a nambypamby girl who is disgustingly kind and good," he continued. "Her

"Once the Nome King enslaved the Royal Family of Evanother goodygoody lot that we detest," said the

General. "But Ozma interfered, although it was none of her business, and marched her army against us. With

her was a Kansas girl named Dorothy, and a Yellow Hen, and they marched directly into the Nome King's

cavern. There they liberated our slaves from Ev and stole King Roquat's Magic Belt, which they carried away

with them. So now our King is making a tunnel under the deadly desert, so we can march through it to the

Emerald City. When we get there we mean to conquer and destroy all the land and recapture the Magic Belt."

"We want you to help us in this conquest," he announced, "for we need the mighty aid of the Growleywogs in

order to make sure that we shall not be defeated. You are the strongest people in all the world, and you hate

good and happy creatures as much as we Nomes do. I am sure it will be a real pleasure to you to tear down

the beautiful Emerald City, and in return for your valuable assistance we will allow you to bring back to your

The Gallipoot made a signal and at once his attendants picked up General Guph and carried him away to a

prison, where the jailer amused himself by sticking pins in the round fat body of the old Nome, to see him

But while this was going on the Grand Gallipoot was talking with his counselors, who were the most

important officials of the Growleywogs. When he had stated to them the proposition of the Nome King, he

"My advice is to offer to help them. Then, when we have conquered the Land of Oz, we will take not only

"That is a good idea," declared the Grand Gallipoot. "I'd like King Roquat for my own slave. He could black

"There is a famous Scarecrow in Oz. I'll take him for my slave," said a counselor.

They went on for some time, dividing up the people and the treasure of Oz in advance of the conquest. For

they had no doubt at all that they would be able to destroy Ozma's domain. Were they not the strongest

"The deadly desert has kept us out of Oz before," remarked the Grand Gallipoot, "but now that the Nome

King is building a tunnel we shall get into the Emerald City very easily. So let us send the little fat General

back to his King with our promise to assist him. We will not say that we intend to conquer the Nomes after

This plan being agreed upon, they all went home to dinner, leaving General Guph still in prison. The Nome

had no idea that he had succeeded in his mission, for finding himself in prison he feared the Growleywogs

By this time the jailer had tired of sticking pins in the General, and was amusing himself by carefully pulling

the Nome's whiskers out by the roots, one at a time. This enjoyment was interrupted by the Grand Gallipoot

"Wait a few hours," begged the jailer. "I haven't pulled out a quarter of his whiskers yet."

"If you keep the Grand Gallipoot waiting, he'll break your back," declared the messenger.

"Perhaps you're right," sighed the jailer. "Take the prisoner away, if you will, but I advise you to kick him at

So Guph was led away to the royal castle, where the Grand Gallipoot told him that the Growleywogs had

"Whenever you are ready," he added, "send me word and I will march with eighteen thousand of my most

Guph was so delighted that he forgot all the smarting caused by the pins and the pulling of whiskers. He did

not even complain of the treatment he had received, but thanked the Grand Gallipoot and hurried away upon

He had now secured the assistance of the Whimsies and the Growleywogs; but his success made him long for

still more allies. His own life depended upon his conquering Oz, and he said to himself:

"I'll take no chances. I'll be certain of success. Then, when Oz is destroyed, perhaps I shall be a greater man

than old Roquat, and I can throw him away and be King of the Nomes myself. Why not? The Whimsies are

stronger than the Nomes, and they also are my friends. There are some people still stronger than the

Growleywogs, and if I can but induce them to aid me I shall have nothing more to fear."

It did not take Dorothy long to establish herself in her new home, for she knew the people and the manners

But Uncle Henry and Aunt Em had some trouble in getting used to the finery and pomp and ceremony of

Ozma's palace, and felt uneasy because they were obliged to be "dressed up" all the time. Yet every one was

very courteous and kind to them and endeavored to make them happy. Ozma, especially, made much of

Dorothy's relatives, for her little friend's sake, and she well knew that the awkwardness and strangeness of

The old people were chiefly troubled by the fact that there was no work for them to do.

"Ev'ry day is like Sunday, now," declared Aunt Em, solemnly, "and I can't say I like it. If they'd only let me

do up the dishes after meals, or even sweep an' dust my own rooms, I'd be a deal happier. Henry don't know

what to do with himself either, and once when he stole out an' fed the chickens Billina scolded him for letting

'em eat between meals. I never knew before what a hardship it is to be rich and have everything you want."

These complaints began to worry Dorothy; so she had a long talk with Ozma upon the subject.

"I see I must find them something to do," said the girlish Ruler of Oz, seriously. "I have been watching your

uncle and aunt, and I believe they will be more contented if occupied with some light tasks. While I am

considering this matter, Dorothy, you might make a trip with them through the Land of Oz, visiting some of

"I will give you an escort befitting your rank as a Princess," continued Ozma; "and you may go to some of the

places you have not yet visited yourself, as well as some others that you know. I will mark out a plan of the

trip for you and have everything in readiness for you to start tomorrow morning. Take your time, dear, and

be gone as long as you wish. By the time you return I shall have found some occupation for Uncle Henry and

Dorothy thanked her good friend and kissed the lovely Ruler gratefully. Then she ran to tell the joyful news

The escort included Omby Amby, the Captain General of Ozma's army, which consisted merely of

twentyseven officers besides the Captain General. Once Omby Amby had been a private soldierthe only

private in the armybut as there was never any fighting to do Ozma saw no need of a private, so she made

Omby Amby the highest officer of them all. He was very tall and slim and wore a gay uniform and a fierce

mustache. Yet the mustache was the only fierce thing about Omby Amby, whose nature was as gentle as that

The wonderful Wizard had asked to join the party, and with him came his friend the Shaggy Man, who was

shaggy but not ragged, being dressed in fine silks with satin shags and bobtails. The Shaggy Man had shaggy

There was an open wagon, with three seats for the passengers, and the wagon was drawn by the famous

wooden Sawhorse which had once been brought to life by Ozma by means of a magic powder. The Sawhorse

wore wooden shoes to keep his wooden legs from wearing away, and he was strong and swift. As this curious

creature was Ozma's own favorite steed, and very popular with all the people of the Emerald City, Dorothy

knew that she had been highly favored by being permitted to use the Sawhorse on her journey.

In the front seat of the wagon sat Dorothy and the Wizard. Uncle Henry and Aunt Em sat in the next seat and

the Shaggy Man and Omby Amby in the third seat. Of course Toto was with the party, curled up at Dorothy's

feet, and just as they were about to start, Billina came fluttering along the path and begged to be taken with

them. Dorothy readily agreed, so the Yellow Hen flew up and perched herself upon the dashboard. She wore

Dorothy kissed Ozma goodbye, and all the people standing around waved their handkerchiefs, and the band

in an upper balcony struck up a military march. Then the Wizard clucked to the Sawhorse and said:

"Giddap!" and the wooden animal pranced away and drew behind him the big red wagon and all the

passengers, without any effort at all. A servant threw open a gate of the palace enclosure, that they might pass

"It's almost like a circus," said Aunt Em, proudly. "I can't help feelin' high an' mighty in this kind of a

Indeed, as they passed down the street, all the people cheered them lustily, and the Shaggy Man and the

Wizard and the Captain General all took off their hats and bowed politely in acknowledgment.

When they came to the great wall of the Emerald City, the gates were opened by the Guardian who always

tended them. Over the gateway hung a dullcolored metal magnet shaped like a horseshoe, placed against a

"That," said the Shaggy Man, impressively, "is the wonderful Love Magnet. I brought it to the Emerald City

"It's a fine thing," declared Aunt Em, admiringly. "If we'd had it in Kansas I guess the man who held a

"Then I'm glad we didn't have it," returned Uncle Henry. "I like Oz better than Kansas, even; an' this little

wood Sawhorse beats all the critters I ever saw. He don't have to be curried, or fed, or watered, an' he's strong

"Yes, Uncle," replied the child. "But the Sawhorse never says much. He told me once that he can't talk and

"Which is very sensible," declared the Wizard, nodding approvingly. "Which way do we go, Dorothy?"

"Straight ahead into the Quadling Country," she answered. "I've got a letter of interduction to Miss

"Oh!" exclaimed the Wizard, much interested. "Are we going there? Then I'm glad I came, for I've always

"Wait till we get there," replied Dorothy, with a laugh; "then you'll see for yourself. I've never seen the

Once free of the Emerald City the Sawhorse dashed away at tremendous speed. Indeed, he went so fast that

Aunt Em had hard work to catch her breath, and Uncle Henry held fast to the seat of the red wagon.

"Gentlygently, my boy!" called the Wizard, and at this the Sawhorse slackened his speed.

"What's wrong?" asked the animal, slightly turning his wooden head to look at the party with one eye, which

"Some of your passengers," added the Shaggy Man, "have never been out of the Emerald City before, and the

"If you go too fast you'll spoil all the fun," said Dorothy. "There's no hurry."

"Very well; it is all the same to me," observed the Sawhorse; and after that he went at a more moderate pace.

"Why, I gave him some sawdust brains the last time I fitted his head with new ears," explained the Wizard.

"The sawdust was made from hard knots, and now the Sawhorse is able to think out any knotty problem he

Before long they came to a stately building that stood upon a green plain with handsome shade trees grouped

"That," replied the Wizard, "is the Royal Athletic College of Oz, which is directed by Professor H. M.

So the Sawhorse drew up in front of the great building and they were met at the door by the learned

Wogglebug himself. He seemed fully as tall as the Wizard, and was dressed in a red and white checked vest

and a blue swallowtailed coat, and had yellow knee breeches and purple silk stockings upon his slender

legs. A tall hat was jauntily set upon his head and he wore spectacles over his big bright eyes.

"Welcome, Dorothy," said the Wogglebug; "and welcome to all your friends. We are indeed pleased to

"It is, my dear sir," answered the Wogglebug, proudly. "Here it is that we teach the youth of our great land

"Don't you teach them anything else?" asked Dorothy. "Don't they get any reading, writing and 'rithmetic?"

"Oh, yes; of course. They get all those, and more," returned the Professor. "But such things occupy little of

their time. Please follow me and I will show you how my scholars are usually occupied. This is a class hour

They followed him to a big field back of the college building, where several hundred young Ozites were at

their classes. In one place they played football, in another baseball. Some played tennis, some golf; some

were swimming in a big pool. Upon a river which wound through the grounds several crews in racing boats

were rowing with great enthusiasm. Other groups of students played basketball and cricket, while in one

place a ring was roped in to permit boxing and wrestling by the energetic youths. All the collegians seemed

"This college," said Professor Wogglebug, complacently, "is a great success. Its educational value is

undisputed, and we are turning out many great and valuable citizens every year."

"Why, we use the newly invented School Pills, made by your friend the Wizard. These pills we have found to

be very effective, and they save a lot of time. Please step this way and I will show you our Laboratory of

He led them to a room in the building where many large bottles were standing in rows upon shelves.

"These are the Algebra Pills," said the Professor, taking down one of the bottles. "One at night, on retiring, is

equal to four hours of study. Here are the Geography Pillsone at night and one in the morning. In this next

bottle are the Latin Pillsone three times a day. Then we have the Grammar Pillsone before each

"Your scholars must have to take a lot of pills," remarked Dorothy, thoughtfully. "How do they take 'em, in

"No, my dear. They are sugarcoated and are quickly and easily swallowed. I believe the students would

rather take the pills than study, and certainly the pills are a more effective method. You see, until these

School Pills were invented we wasted a lot of time in study that may now be better employed in practicing

"Seems to me the pills are a good thing," said Omby Amby, who remembered how it used to make his head

"They are, sir," declared the Wogglebug, earnestly. "They give us an advantage over all other colleges,

because at no loss of time our boys become thoroughly conversant with Greek and Latin, Mathematics and

Geography, Grammar and Literature. You see they are never obliged to interrupt their games to acquire the

"It's a great invention, I'm sure," said Dorothy, looking admiringly at the Wizard, who blushed modestly at

"We live in an age of progress," announced Professor Wogglebug, pompously. "It is easier to swallow

"Some folks can swallow anything," said Aunt Em, "but to me this seems too much like taking medicine."

"Young men in college always have to take their medicine, one way or another," observed the Wizard, with a

smile; "and, as our Professor says, these School Pills have proved to be a great success. One day while I was

making them I happened to drop one of them, and one of Billina's chickens gobbled it up. A few minutes

afterward this chick got upon a roost and recited 'The Boy Stood on the Burning Deck' without making a

single mistake. Then it recited 'The Charge of the Light Brigade' and afterwards 'Excelsior.' You see, the

They now bade goodbye to the Professor, and thanking him for his kind reception mounted again into the

The travelers had taken no provisions with them because they knew that they would be welcomed wherever

they might go in the Land of Oz, and that the people would feed and lodge them with genuine hospitality. So

about noon they stopped at a farmhouse and were given a delicious luncheon of bread and milk, fruits and

wheat cakes with maple syrup. After resting a while and strolling through the orchards with their hosta

round, jolly farmerthey got into the wagon and again started the Sawhorse along the pretty, winding road.

There were signposts at all the corners, and finally they came to one which read:

There was also a hand pointing in the right direction, so they turned the Sawhorse that way and found it a

"I've hardly been out of the Emerald City since I arrived in this country," added the Shaggy Man.

"Why, none of us has been there, then," exclaimed the little girl. "I wonder what the Cuttenclips are like."

"We shall soon find out," said the Wizard, with a sly laugh. "I've heard they are rather flimsy things."

The farmhouses became fewer as they proceeded, and the path was at times so faint that the Sawhorse had

hard work to keep in the road. The wagon began to jounce, too; so they were obliged to go slowly.

After a somewhat wearisome journey they came in sight of a high wall, painted blue with pink ornaments.

This wall was circular, and seemed to enclose a large space. It was so high that only the tops of the trees

The path led up to a small door in the wall, which was closed and latched. Upon the door was a sign in gold

VISITORS are requested to MOVE SLOWLY and CAREFULLY, and to avoid COUGHING or making any

"That's strange," said the Shaggy Man, reading the sign aloud. "Who ARE the Cuttenclips, anyhow?"

"Paper dolls! Then let's go somewhere else," said Uncle Henry. "We're all too old to play with dolls,

So they all got out of the wagon, since the door in the wall was not big enough for them to drive the

"You stay here, Toto!" commanded Dorothy, shaking her finger at the little dog. "You're so careless that you

Toto wagged his tail as if disappointed at being left behind; but he made no effort to follow them. The Wizard

Just before the entrance was drawn up a line of tiny soldiers, with uniforms brightly painted and paper guns

upon their shoulders. They were exactly alike, from one end of the line to the other, and all were cut out of

As the visitors entered the enclosure the Wizard let the door swing back into place, and at once the line of

soldiers tumbled over, fell flat upon their backs, and lay fluttering upon the ground.

"Hi there!" called one of them; "what do you mean by slamming the door and blowing us over?"

"I beg your pardon, I'm sure," said the Wizard, regretfully. "I didn't know you were so delicate."

"We're not delicate!" retorted another soldier, raising his head from the ground. "We are strong and healthy;

Dorothy carefully stood up the line of soldiers, who first dusted their painted clothes and then saluted the

visitors with their paper muskets. From the end it was easy to see that the entire line had been cut out of

"I've a letter of introduction from Princess Ozma to Miss Cuttenclip," announced Dorothy.

"Very well," said the end soldier, and blew upon a paper whistle that hung around his neck. At once a paper

soldier in a Captain's uniform came out of a paper house near by and approached the group at the entrance.

He was not very big, and he walked rather stiffly and uncertainly on his paper legs; but he had a pleasant

face, with very red cheeks and very blue eyes, and he bowed so low to the strangers that Dorothy laughed,

and the breeze from her mouth nearly blew the Captain over. He wavered and struggled and finally managed

"Take care, Miss!" he said, warningly. "You're breaking the rules, you know, by laughing."

"To laugh in this place is nearly as dangerous as to cough," said the Captain. "You'll have to breathe very

"You may," promptly returned the Captain. "This is one of her reception days. Be good enough to follow

He turned and led the way up a path, and as they followed slowly, because the paper Captain did not move

very swiftly, they took the opportunity to gaze around them at this strange paper country.

Beside the path were paper trees, all cut out very neatly and painted a brilliant green color. And back of the

trees were rows of cardboard houses, painted in various colors but most of them having green blinds. Some

were large and some small, and in the front yards were beds of paper flowers quite natural in appearance.

Over some of the porches paper vines were twined, giving them a cozy and shady look.

As the visitors passed along the street a good many paper dolls came to the doors and windows of their

houses to look at them curiously. These dolls were nearly all the same height, but were cut into various

shapes, some being fat and some lean. The girl dolls wore many beautiful costumes of tissue paper, making

them quite fluffy; but their heads and hands were no thicker than the paper of which they were made.

Some of the paper people were on the street, walking along or congregated in groups and talking together; but

as soon as they saw the strangers they all fluttered into the houses as fast as they could go, so as to be out of

"Excuse me if I go edgewise," remarked the Captain as they came to a slight hill. "I can get along faster that

At one side of the street was a paper pump, and a paper boy was pumping paper water into a paper pail. The

Yellow Hen happened to brush against this boy with her wing, and he flew into the air and fell into a paper

tree, where he stuck until the Wizard gently pulled him out. At the same time, the pail went into the air,

"Goodness me!" said the Hen. "If I should flop my wings I believe I'd knock over the whole village!"

"Then don't flop themplease don't!" entreated the Captain. "Miss Cuttenclip would be very much distressed

"Are not all these paper girls and women named Miss Cuttenclips?" inquired Omby Amby.

"No indeed," answered the Captain, who was walking better since he began to move edgewise. "There is but

one Miss Cuttenclip, who is our Queen, because she made us all. These girls are Cuttenclips, to be sure, but

their names are Emily and Polly and Sue and Betty and such things. Only the Queen is called Miss

"I must say that this place beats anything I ever heard of," observed Aunt Em. "I used to play with paper dolls

"I don't see as it's any more curious than hearing hens talk," returned Uncle Henry.

"You're likely to see many queer things in the Land of Oz, sir," said the Wizard. "But a fairy country is

This house was made of wood, and was remarkably pretty in design. In the Emerald City it would have been

considered a tiny dwelling, indeed; but in the midst of this paper village it seemed immense. Real flowers

were in the garden and real trees grew beside it. Upon the front door was a sign reading:

Just as they reached the porch the front door opened and a little girl stood before them. She appeared to be

All the party seemed relieved to find that here was a real girl, of flesh and blood. She was very dainty and

pretty as she stood there welcoming them. Her hair was a golden blonde and her eyes turquoise blue. She had

rosy cheeks and lovely white teeth. Over her simple white lawn dress she wore an apron with pink and white

She held the door open while they all entered a pretty sittingroom that was littered with all sorts of

papersome stiff, some thin, and some tissue. The sheets and scraps were of all colors. Upon a table were

paints and brushes, while several pair of scissors, of different sizes, were lying about.

"Sit down, please," said Miss Cuttenclip, clearing the paper scraps off some of the chairs. "It is so long since I

have had any visitors that I am not properly prepared to receive them. But I'm sure you will pardon my untidy

"Yes; I cut them out with my scissors, and paint the faces and some of the costumes. It is very pleasant work,

"The first dolls I made were not alive," said Miss Cuttenclip. "I used to live near the castle of a great

Sorceress named Glinda the Good, and she saw my dolls and said they were very pretty. I told her I thought I

would like them better if they were alive, and the next day the Sorceress brought me a lot of magic paper.

'This is live paper,' she said, 'and all the dolls you cut out of it will be alive, and able to think and to talk.

"Of course I was delighted with this present," continued Miss Cuttenclip, "and at once set to work and made

several paper dolls, which, as soon as they were cut out, began to walk around and talk to me. But they were

so thin that I found that any breeze would blow them over and scatter them dreadfully; so Glinda found this

lonely place for me, where few people ever come. She built the wall to keep any wind from blowing away my

people, and told me I could build a paper village here and be its Queen. That is why I came here and settled

down to work and started the village you now see. It was many years ago that I built the first houses, and I've

kept pretty busy and made my village grow finely; and I need not tell you that I am very happy in my work."

"I never keep track of the years," said Miss Cuttenclip, laughing. "You see, I don't grow up at all, but stay just

the same as I was when first I came here. Perhaps I'm older even than you are, madam; but I couldn't say for

"It does not rain here," replied Miss Cuttenclip. "Glinda keeps all the rain storms away; so I never worry

about my dolls getting wet. But now, if you will come with me, it will give me pleasure to show you over my

paper kingdom. Of course you must go slowly and carefully, and avoid making any breeze."

They left the cottage and followed their guide through the various streets of the village. It was indeed an

amazing place, when one considered that it was all made with scissors, and the visitors were not only greatly

In one place a large group of especially nice paper dolls assembled to greet their Queen, whom it was easy to

see they loved early. These dolls marched and danced before the visitors, and then they all waved their paper

handkerchiefs and sang in a sweet chorus a song called "The Flag of Our Native Land."

At the conclusion of the song they ran up a handsome paper flag on a tall flagpole, and all of the people of the

village gathered around to cheer as loudly as they couldalthough, of course, their voices were not

Miss Cuttenclip was about to make her subjects a speech in reply to this patriotic song, when the Shaggy Man

He was a very loud and powerful sneezer at any time, and he had tried so hard to hold in this sneeze that

The paper dolls were mowed down by dozens, and flew and fluttered in wild confusion in every direction,

A wail of terror and grief came from the scattered throng, and Miss Cuttenclip exclaimed:

"I couldn't help itreally I couldn't," protested the Shaggy Man, looking quite ashamed. "And I had no idea

"So little!" said Dorothy. "Why, it was 'most as bad as a Kansas cyclone." And then she helped Miss

Cuttenclip rescue the paper folk and stand them on their feet again. Two of the cardboard houses had also

tumbled over, and the little Queen said she would have to repair them and paste them together before they

And now, fearing they might do more damage to the flimsy paper people, they decided to go away. But first

"Any friend of Princess Ozma is always welcome hereunless he sneezes," said the Queen with a rather

severe look at the Shaggy Man, who hung his head. "I like to have visitors admire my wonderful village, and

Miss Cuttenclip herself led them to the door in the wall, and as they passed along the street the paper dolls

peeped at them half fearfully from the doors and windows. Perhaps they will never forget the Shaggy Man's

On leaving the Growleywogs General Guph had to recross the Ripple Lands, and he did not find it a pleasant

thing to do. Perhaps having his whiskers pulled out one by one and being used as a pincushion for the

innocent amusement of a good natured jailer had not improved the quality of Guph's temper, for the old

Nome raved and raged at the recollection of the wrongs he had suffered, and vowed to take vengeance upon

the Growleywogs after he had used them for his purposes and Oz had been conquered. He went on in this

furious way until he was half across the Ripple Land. Then he became seasick, and the rest of the way this

But when he reached the plains again and the ground was firm under his feet he began to feel better, and

instead of going back home he turned directly west. A squirrel, perched in a tree, saw him take this road and

called to him warningly: "Look out!" But he paid no attention. An eagle paused in its flight through the air to

No one can say that Guph was not brave, for he had determined to visit those dangerous creatures the

Phanfasms, who resided upon the very top of the dread Mountain of Phantastico. The Phanfasms were Erbs,

and so dreaded by mortals and immortals alike that no one had been near their mountain home for several

thousand years. Yet General Guph hoped to induce them to join in his proposed warfare against the good and

Guph knew very well that the Phanfasms would be almost as dangerous to the Nomes as they would to the

Ozites, but he thought himself so clever that he believed he could manage these strange creatures and make

them obey him. And there was no doubt at all that if he could enlist the services of the Phanfasms, their

tremendous power, united to the strength of the Growleywogs and the cunning of the Whimsies would doom

So the old Nome climbed the foothills and trudged along the wild mountain paths until he came to a big gully

that encircled the Mountain of Phantastico and marked the boundary line of the dominion of the Phanfasms.

This gully was about a third of the way up the mountain, and it was filled to the brim with redhot molten

lava in which swam fireserpents and poisonous salamanders. The heat from this mass and its poisonous

smell were both so unbearable that even birds hesitated to fly over the gully, but circled around it. All living

Now Guph had heard, during his long lifetime, many tales of these dreaded Phanfasms; so he had heard of

this barrier of melted lava, and also he had been told that there was a narrow bridge that spanned it in one

place. So he walked along the edge until he found the bridge. It was a single arch of gray stone, and lying flat

When Guph stumbled over the rocks in approaching the bridge the creature opened its eyes, from which tiny

flames shot in all directions, and after looking at the intruder very wickedly the scarlet alligator closed its

Guph saw there was no room for him to pass the alligator on the narrow bridge, so he called out to it:

"Good morning, friend. I don't wish to hurry you, but please tell me if you are coming down, or going up?"

"Do you know whether the First and Foremost Phanfasm of Phantastico is at home or not?" he presently

The alligator turned to look over its shoulder, and at once Guph ran to the bridge and leaped over the

sentinel's back before it could turn back again. The scarlet monster made a snap at the Nome's left foot, but

"Ah ha!" laughed the General, who was now on the mountain path. "I fooled you that time."

"So you did; and perhaps you fooled yourself," retorted the alligator. "Go up the mountain, if you dare, and

At first the scene was wild enough, but gradually it grew more and more awful in appearance. All the rocks

had the shapes of frightful beings and even the tree trunks were gnarled and twisted like serpents.

Suddenly there appeared before the Nome a man with the head of an owl. His body was hairy like that of an

ape, and his only clothing was a scarlet scarf twisted around his waist. He bore a huge club in his hand and

"I've come to see the First and Foremost Phanfasm of Phantastico," replied the General, who did not like the

"Ah; you shall see him!" the man said, with a sneering laugh. "The First and Foremost shall decide upon the

"He will not punish me," returned Guph, calmly, "for I have come here to do him and his people a rare favor.

"Spare your threats," said he, "and do not be impertinent, or I will have you severely punished. Lead on, and

This Guph was really a clever rascal, and it seems a pity he was so bad, for in a good cause he might have

accomplished much. He realized that he had put himself into a dangerous position by coming to this dreadful

mountain, but he also knew that if he showed fear he was lost. So he adopted a bold manner as his best

defense. The wisdom of this plan was soon evident, for the Phanfasm with the owl's head turned and led the

At the very top was a level plain upon which were heaps of rock that at first glance seemed solid. But on

looking closer Guph discovered that these rock heaps were dwellings, for each had an opening.

The owlman led the way among the groups of dwellings to one standing in the center. It seemed no better

and no worse than any of the others. Outside the entrance to this rock heap the guide gave a low wail that

Suddenly there bounded from the opening another hairy man. This one wore the head of a bear. In his hand

"Why have you captured this foolish wanderer and brought him here?" he demanded, addressing the

"I did not capture him," was the answer. "He passed the scarlet alligator and came here of his own free will

"No indeed," answered Guph. "I am a Nome, and the Chief General of King Roquat the Red's great army of

Nomes. I come of a longlived race, and I may say that I expect to live a long time yet. Sit down, you

Phanfasmsif you can find a seat in this wild hauntand listen to what I have to say."

With all his knowledge and bravery General Guph did not know that the steady glare from the bear eyes was

reading his inmost thoughts as surely as if they had been put into words. He did not know that these despised

rock heaps of the Phanfasms were merely deceptions to his own eyes, nor could he guess that he was standing

in the midst of one of the most splendid and luxurious cities ever built by magic power. All that he saw was a

barren waste of rock heaps, a hairy man with an owl's head and another with a bear's head. The sorcery of the

Suddenly the First and Foremost swung his brass hoop and caught Guph around the neck with it. The next

instant, before the General could think what had happened to him, he was dragged inside the rock hut. Here,

his eyes still blinded to realities, he perceived only a dim light, by which the hut seemed as rough and rude

inside as it was outside. Yet he had a strange feeling that many bright eyes were fastened upon him and that

"If you have anything to say that is interesting," he remarked, "speak out ,before I strangle you."

So Guph spoke out. He tried not to pay any attention to a strange rustling sound that he heard, as of an unseen

multitude drawing near to listen to his words. His eyes could see only the fierce bearman, and to him he

addressed his speech. First he told of his plan to conquer the Land of Oz and plunder the country of its riches

and enslave its people, who, being fairies, could not be killed. After relating all this, and telling of the tunnel

the Nome King was building, he said he had come to ask the First and Foremost to join the Nomes, with his

The General spoke very earnestly and impressively, but when he had finished the bearman began to laugh as

if much amused, and his laughter seemed to be echoed by a chorus of merriment from an unseen multitude.

At this the Phanfasm set up a roar of laughter, which had its echo in the unseen chorus, and the bearman

seemed so amused that he actually rolled upon the ground and shouted with merriment.

"Oh, these blind and foolish Nomes!" he said. "How big they seem to themselves and how small they really

Suddenly he arose and seized Guph's neck with one hairy paw, dragging him out of the hut into the open.

Here he gave a curious wailing cry, and, as if in answer, from all the rocky huts on the mountaintop came

flocking a horde of Phanfasms, all with hairy bodies, but wearing heads of various animals, birds and reptiles.

All were ferocious and repulsivelooking to the deceived eyes of the Nome, and Guph could not repress a

The First and Foremost slowly raised his arms, and in a twinkling his hairy skin fell from him and he

appeared before the astonished Nome as a beautiful woman, clothed in a flowing gown of pink gauze. In her

At the same instant the entire band of Phanfasms was transformed into a pack of howling wolves, running

The woman now raised her arms, even as the manbear had done, and in a twinkling the wolves became

Guph had only time to cry out in fear and take a step backward to avoid the lizards when another

transformation occurred, and all returned instantly to the forms they had originally worn.

Then the First and Foremost, who had resumed his hairy body and bear head, turned to the Nome and asked

"Then tell me: what can you offer the Phanfasms that they have not already?" inquired the First and

Guph hesitated. He really did not know what to say. The Nome King's vaunted Magic Belt seemed a poor

thing compared to the astonishing magical powers of these people. Gold, jewels and slaves they might secure

in any quantity without especial effort. He felt that he was dealing with powers greatly beyond him. There

was but one argument that might influence the Phanfasms, who were creatures of evil.

"Permit me to call your attention to the exquisite joy of making the happy unhappy," said he at last.

"Ah! you have answered me," cried the First and Foremost. "For that reason alone we will aid you. Go home,

and tell your bandylegged king that as soon as his tunnel is finished the Phanfasms will be with him and

lead his legions to the conquest of Oz. The deadly desert alone has kept us from destroying Oz long ago, and

your underground tunnel is a clever thought. Go home, and prepare for our coming!"

Guph was very glad to be permitted to go with this promise. The owlman led him back down the mountain

path and ordered the scarlet alligator to crawl away and allow the Nome to cross the bridge in safety.

After the visitor had gone a brilliant and gorgeous city appeared upon the mountain top, clearly visible to the

eyes of the gaily dressed multitude of Phanfasms that lived there. And the First and Foremost, beautifully

"It is time we went into the world and brought sorrow and dismay to its people. Too long have we remained

for ourselves upon this mountain top, for while we are thus secluded many nations have grown happy and

prosperous, and the chief joy of the race of Phanfasms is to destroy happiness. So I think it is lucky that this

messenger from the Nomes arrived among us just now, to remind us that the opportunity has come for us to

make trouble. We will use King Roquat's tunnel to conquer the Land of Oz. Then we will destroy the

Whimsies, the Growleywogs and the Nomes, and afterward go out to ravage and annoy and grieve the whole

The multitude of evil Phanfasms eagerly applauded this plan, which they fully approved.

I am told that the Erbs are the most powerful and merciless of all the evil spirits, and the Phanfasms of

Dorothy and her fellow travelers rode away from the Cuttenclip village and followed the indistinct path as far

as the signpost. Here they took the main road again and proceeded pleasantly through the pretty farming

country. When evening came they stopped at a dwelling and were joyfully welcomed and given plenty to eat

Early next morning, however, they were up and eager to start, and after a good breakfast they bade their host

goodbye and climbed into the red wagon, to which the Sawhorse had been hitched all night. Being made of

wood, this horse never got tired nor cared to lie down. Dorothy was not quite sure whether he ever slept or

The weather is always beautiful in Oz, and this morning the air was cool and refreshing and the sunshine

In about an hour they came to a place where another road branched off. There was a signpost here which

"Yes; Ozma thought we might enjoy the Fuddles. They are said to be very interesting," she replied.

"No one would suspect it from their name," said Aunt Em. "Who are they, anyhow? More paper things?"

"I think not," answered Dorothy, laughing; "but I can't say 'zactly, Aunt Em, what they are. We'll find out

"No; I've never been there before," said the Wizard. "But I've often heard of Fuddlecumjig and the Fuddles,

Just then, as they rode along the pretty green lane toward Fuddlecumjig, they espied a kangaroo sitting by the

roadside. The poor animal had its face covered with both its front paws and was crying so bitterly that the

tears coursed down its cheeks in two tiny streams and trickled across the road, where they formed a pool in a

The Sawhorse stopped short at this pitiful sight, and Dorothy cried out, with ready sympathy:

"Poor thing," said the Wizard, "she's lost her mister. It's probably her husband, and he's dead."

"No, no, no!" sobbed the kangaroo. "Itit isn't that. I've lost my mimiOh, boo, boohoo!"

"No; it's my mimimiBoohoo! My miOh, Boohoo!" and the kangaroo cried harder than ever.

"Oh!" cried the Yellow Hen, with a cackle of relief. "Why didn't you say so before?"

"Yes, indeed I do," replied the animal, stopping her sobs and removing her paws from her face to look at the

little girl reproachfully. "My hands will get all sunburned and tanned without my mittens, and I've worn them

"Never!" repeated the girl. "And you'll probably make yourself sick if you don't stop crying. Where do you

"About two miles beyond Fuddlecumjig," was the answer. "Grandmother Gnit made me the mittens, and she's

"Well, you'd better go home now, and perhaps the old lady will make you another pair," suggested Dorothy.

So they rode on, and the kangaroo hopped beside the red wagon and seemed quickly to have forgotten her

"Oh, very nice," answered the kangaroo; "that is, when they're properly put together. But they get dreadfully

"Why, they're made in a good many small pieces," explained the kangaroo; "and whenever any stranger

comes near them they have a habit of falling apart and scattering themselves around. That's when they get so

"Any one who is able to match the pieces. I sometimes put Grandmother Gnit together myself, because I

know her so well I can tell every piece that belongs to her. Then, when she's all matched, she knits for me,

and that's how she made my mittens. But it took a good many days hard knitting, and I had to put

Grandmother together a good many times, because every time I came near, she'd scatter herself."

"I should think she would get used to your coming, and not be afraid," said Dorothy.

"It isn't that," replied the kangaroo. "They're not a bit afraid, when they're put together, and usually they're

very jolly and pleasant. It's just a habit they have, to scatter themselves, and if they didn't do it they wouldn't

The travelers thought upon this quite seriously for a time, while the Sawhorse continued to carry them rapidly

"I don't see much use our visitin' these Fuddles. If we find them scattered, all we can do is to sweep 'em up,

"Oh, I b'lieve we'd better go on," replied Dorothy. "I'm getting hungry, and we must try to get some luncheon

"You'll find plenty to eat there," declared the kangaroo, hopping along in big bounds because the Sawhorse

was going so fast; "and they have a fine cook, too, if you can manage to put him together. There's the town

They looked ahead and saw a group of very pretty houses standing in a green field a little apart from the main

"Some Munchkins came here a few days ago and matched a lot of people together," said the kangaroo. "I

think they are together yet, and if you go softly, without making any noise, perhaps they won't scatter."

So they stopped the Sawhorse and got out of the wagon, and, after bidding good bye to the kangaroo, who

hopped away home, they entered the field and very cautiously approached the group of houses.

So silently did they move that soon they saw through the windows of the houses, people moving around,

while others were passing to and fro in the yards between the buildings. They seemed much like other people

from a distance, and apparently they did not notice the little party so quietly approaching.

They had almost reached the nearest house when Toto saw a large beetle crossing the path and barked loudly

at it. Instantly a wild clatter was heard from the houses and yards. Dorothy thought it sounded like a sudden

hailstorm, and the visitors, knowing that caution was no longer necessary, hurried forward to see what had

After the clatter an intense stillness reigned in the town. The strangers entered the first house they came to,

which was also the largest, and found the floor strewn with pieces of the people who lived there. They looked

much like fragments of wood neatly painted, and were of all sorts of curious and fantastic shapes, no two

They picked up some of these pieces and looked at them carefully. On one which Dorothy held was an eye,

which looked at her pleasantly but with an interested expression, as if it wondered what she was going to do

with it. Quite near by she discovered and picked up a nose, and by matching the two pieces together found

"If I could find the mouth," she said, "this Fuddle might be able to talk, and tell us what to do next."

"Then let us find it," replied the Wizard, and so all got down on their hands and knees and began examining

"I've found it!" cried the Shaggy Man, and ran to Dorothy with a queershaped piece that had a mouth on it.

But when they tried to fit it to the eye and nose they found the parts wouldn't match together.

"That mouth belongs to some other person," said Dorothy. "You see we need a curve here and a point there,

"Well, it must be here some place," declared the Wizard; "so if we search long enough we shall find it."

Dorothy fitted an ear on next, and the ear had a little patch of red hair above it. So while the others were

searching for the mouth she hunted for pieces with red hair, and found several of them which, when matched

to the other pieces, formed the top of a man's head. She had also found the other eye and the ear by the time

Omby Amby in a far corner discovered the mouth. When the face was thus completed, all the parts joined

"Why, it's like a picture puzzle!" exclaimed the little girl. "Let's find the rest of him, and get him all together."

"What's the rest of him like?" asked the Wizard. "Here are some pieces of blue legs and green arms, but I

"Look for a white shirt and a white apron," said the head which had been put together, speaking in a rather

"Oh, thank you," said Dorothy. "It's lucky we started you first, for I'm hungry, and you can be cooking

It was not so very difficult, now that they had a hint as to how the man was dressed, to find the other pieces

belonging to him, and as all of them now worked on the cook, trying piece after piece to see if it would fit,

"I will go at once to the kitchen to prepare your dinner. You will find it something of a job to get all the

Fuddles together, so I advise you to begin on the Lord High Chigglewitz, whose first name is Larry. He's a

baldheaded fat man and is dressed in a blue coat with brass buttons, a pink vest and drab breeches. A piece

of his left knee is missing, having been lost years ago when he scattered himself too carelessly. That makes

him limp a little, but he gets along very well with half a knee. As he is the chief personage in this town of

Fuddlecumjig, he will be able to welcome you and assist you with the others. So it will be best to work on

"We will," said the Wizard; "and thank you very much, Cook, for the suggestion."

"It seems to me like a fool business, this matching folks together," she remarked; "but as we haven't anything

to do till dinner's ready, we may as well get rid of some of this rubbish. Here, Henry, get busy and look for

They worked with eager interest, and Billina proved a great help to them. The Yellow Hen had sharp eyes

and could put her head close to the various pieces that lay scattered around. She would examine the Lord

High Chigglewitz and see which piece of him was next needed, and then hunt around until she found it. So

"I congratulate you, my friends," he said, speaking in a cheerful voice. "You are certainly the cleverest people

who ever visited us. I was never matched together so quickly in my life. I'm considered a great puzzle,

"Well," said Dorothy, "there used to be a picture puzzle craze in Kansas, and so I've had some 'sperience

matching puzzles. But the pictures were flat, while you are round, and that makes you harder to figure out."

"Thank you, my dear," replied old Larry, greatly pleased. "I feel highly complimented. Were I not a really

"Why do you do it?" asked Aunt Em, severely. "Why don't you behave yourself, and stay put together?"

The Lord High Chigglewitz seemed annoyed by this speech; but he replied, politely:

"Madam, you have perhaps noticed that every person has some peculiarity. Mine is to scatter myself. What

your own peculiarity is I will not venture to say; but I shall never find fault with you, whatever you do."

"Now you've got your diploma, Em," said Uncle Henry, with a laugh, "and I'm glad of it. This is a queer

"If we did, we'd leave these folks scattered," she returned, and this retort made everybody laugh

Just then Omby Amby found a hand with a knitting needle in it, and they decided to put Grandmother Gnit

together. She proved an easier puzzle than old Larry, and when she was completed they found her a pleasant

old lady who welcomed them cordially. Dorothy told her how the kangaroo had lost her mittens, and

Grandmother Gnit promised to set to work at once and make the poor animal another pair.

Then the cook came to call them to dinner, and they found an inviting meal prepared for them. The Lord

High Chigglewitz sat at the head of the table and Grandmother Gnit at the foot, and the guests had a merry

After dinner they went out into the yard and matched several other people together, and this work was so

interesting that they might have spent the entire day at Fuddlecumjig had not the Wizard suggested that they

"But I don't like to leave all these poor people scattered," said Dorothy, undecided what to do.

"Oh, don't mind us, my dear," returned old Larry. "Every day or so some of the Gillikins, or Munchkins, or

Winkies come here to amuse themselves by matching us together, so there will be no harm in leaving these

pieces where they are for a time. But I hope you will visit us again, and if you do you will always be

"Never; for we are no puzzles to ourselves, and so there wouldn't be any fun in it."

They now said goodbye to the queer Fuddles and got into their wagon to continue their journey.

"Those are certainly strange people," remarked Aunt Em, thoughtfully, as they drove away from

"Why, they amused us all for several hours," replied the Wizard. "That is being of use to us, I'm sure."

"I think they're more fun than playing solitaire or mumbletypeg," declared Uncle Henry, soberly. "For my

"They will," answered the General. "They will fight for us with all their strength and cunning."

"Your Majesty is to use the Magic Belt to give each Whimsie a large, fine head, in place of the small one he

"I agree to that," said the King. "This is good news, Guph, and it makes me feel more certain of the conquest

"But what reward do they demand?" inquired the King, suspiciously, for he knew how greedy the

"They are to take a few of the Oz people for their slaves," replied Guph. He did not think it necessary to tell

Roquat that the Growleywogs demanded twenty thousand slaves. It would be time enough for that when Oz

"A very reasonable request, I'm sure," remarked the King. "I must congratulate you, Guph, upon the

"I have seen the First and Foremost Phanfasm of the Mountain of Phantastico, and he will bring his people to

"I'm afraid, Guph," he said rather anxiously, "that the First and Foremost may prove as dangerous to us as to

the Oz people. If he and his terrible band come down from the mountain they may take the notion to conquer

"Pah! That is a foolish idea," retorted Guph, irritably, but he knew in his heart that the King was right. "The

First and Foremost is a particular friend of mine, and will do us no harm. Why, when I was there, he even

The General neglected to tell the King how he had been jerked into the hut of the First and Foremost by

means of the brass hoop. So Roquat the Red looked at his General admiringly and said:

"You are a wonderful Nome, Guph. I'm sorry I did not make you my General before. But what reward did the

"Nothing at all," answered Guph. "Even the Magic Belt itself could not add to his powers of sorcery. All the

Phanfasms wish is to destroy the Oz people, who are good and happy. This pleasure will amply repay them

"We are nearly halfway under the desert now," announced the King; "and that is fast work, because the tunnel

has to be drilled through solid rock. But after we have passed the desert it will not take us long to extend the

"Well, whenever you are ready, we shall be joined by the Whimsies, the Growleywogs and the Phanfasms,"

"I'm almost sorry we did not undertake the conquest alone," said he. "All of these allies are dangerous people,

and they may demand more than you have promised them. It might have been better to have conquered Oz

"You know very well. You have had one experience with the Oz people, and they defeated you."

"That was because they rolled eggs at us," replied the King, with a shudder. "My Nomes cannot stand eggs,

"But we might have taken the Oz people by surprise, and conquered them before they had a chance to get any

eggs. Our former defeat was due to the fact that the girl Dorothy had a Yellow Hen with her. I do not know

what ever became of that hen, but I believe there are no hens at all in the Land of Oz, and so there could be

"On the contrary," said Guph, "there are now hundreds of chickens in Oz, and they lay heaps of those

dangerous eggs. I met a goshawk on my way home, and the bird informed me that he had lately been to Oz to

capture and devour some of the young chickens. But they are protected by magic, so the hawk did not get a

"That is a very bad report," said the King, nervously. "Very bad, indeed. My Nomes are willing to fight, but

"They won't need to face them," replied Guph. "I'm afraid of eggs myself, and don't propose to take any

chances of being poisoned by them. My plan is to send the Whimsies through the tunnel first, and then the

Growleywogs and the Phanfasms. By the time we Nomes get there the eggs will all be used up, and we may

"Perhaps you are right," returned the King, with a dismal sigh. "But I want it distinctly understood that I

claim Ozma and Dorothy as my own prisoners. They are rather nice girls, and I do not intend to let any of

those dreadful creatures hurt them, or make them their slaves. When I have captured them I will bring them

here and transform them into china ornaments to stand on my mantle. They will look very prettyDorothy

on one end of the mantle and Ozma on the otherand I shall take great care to see they are not broken when

"Very well, your Majesty. Do what you will with the girls for all I care. Now that our plans are arranged, and

we have the three most powerful bands of evil spirits in the world to assist us, let us make haste to get the

"It will be ready in three days," promised the King, and hurried away to inspect the work and see that the

"Where next?" asked the Wizard when they had left the town of Fuddlecumjig and the Sawhorse had started

"Why, Ozma laid out this trip," replied Dorothy, "and she 'vised us to see the Rigmaroles next, and then visit

"That sounds good," said the Wizard. "But what road do we take to get to the Rigmaroles?"

"I don't know, 'zactly," returned the little girl; "but it must be somewhere just southwest from here."

"Then why need we go way back to the crossroads?" asked the Shaggy Man. "We might save a lot of time by

"Then we'd better go back to the signposts, and make sure of our way," decided Dorothy.

But after they had gone a short distance farther the Sawhorse, who had overheard their conversation, stopped

Sure enough, a dim path seemed to branch off from the road they were on, and it led across pretty green

"All right," answered Dorothy. "I'm anxious to see what the Rigmaroles are like, and this path ought to take

No one made any objection to this plan, so the Sawhorse turned into the path, which proved to be nearly as

good as the one they had taken to get to the Fuddles. As first they passed a few retired farm houses, but soon

these scattered dwellings were left behind and only the meadows and the trees were before them. But they

rode along in cheerful contentment, and Aunt Em got into an argument with Billina about the proper way to

"I do not care to contradict you," said the Yellow Hen, with dignity, "but I have an idea I know more about

"Pshaw!" replied Aunt Em. "I've raised chickens for nearly forty years, Billina, and I know you've got to

starve 'em to make 'em lay lots of eggs, and stuff 'em if you want good broilers."

"No, Aunt, not in Oz," said Dorothy. "People do not eat chickens here. You see, Billina was the first hen that

was ever seen in this country, and I brought her here myself. Everybody liked her an' respected her, so the Oz

"Oh, if we have more eggs than we want to hatch, we allow people to eat them," said Billina. "Indeed, I am

"Excuse me," called the Sawhorse, "the path has ended and I'd like to know which way to go."

"Well," said Dorothy, "we're going southwest, and it seems just as easy to follow that direction without a path

"Certainly," answered the Sawhorse. "It is not hard to draw the wagon over the meadow. I only want to know

"There's a forest over there across the prairie," said the Wizard, "and it lies in the direction we are going.

So the wooden animal trotted on again and the meadow grass was so soft under the wheels that it made easy

riding. But Dorothy was a little uneasy at losing the path, because now there was nothing to guide them.

No houses were to be seen at all, so they could not ask their way of any farmer; and although the Land of Oz

was always beautiful, wherever one might go, this part of the country was strange to all the party.

"Perhaps we're lost," suggested Aunt Em, after they had proceeded quite a way in silence.

"Never mind," said the Shaggy Man; "I've been lost many a timeand so has Dorothyand we've always

"But we may get hungry," remarked Omby Amby. "That is the worst of getting lost in a place where there are

"We had a good dinner at the Fuddle town," said Uncle Henry, "and that will keep us from starving to death

"No one ever starved to death in Oz," declared Dorothy, positively; "but people may get pretty hungry

The Wizard said nothing, and he did not seem especially anxious. The Sawhorse was trotting along briskly,

yet the forest seemed farther away than they had thought when they first saw it. So it was nearly sundown

when they finally came to the trees; but now they found themselves in a most beautiful spot, the

widespreading trees being covered with flowering vines and having soft mosses underneath them. "This will

be a good place to camp," said the Wizard, as the Sawhorse stopped for further instructions.

"Certainly," asserted the Wizard. "It will be dark before very long and we cannot travel through this forest at

night. So let us make a camp here, and have some supper, and sleep until daylight comes again."

They all looked at the little man in astonishment, and Aunt Em said, with a sniff:

"A pretty camp we'll have, I must say! I suppose you intend us to sleep under the wagon."

"It's lucky we have the wonderful Wizard with us," she said; "because he can do 'most anything he wants to."

"Oh, yes; I forgot we had a Wizard," said Uncle Henry, looking at the little man curiously.

The Wizard smiled and climbed out of the wagon, and all the others followed him.

"In order to camp," said he, "the first thing we need is tents. Will some one please lend me a handkerchief?"

The Shaggy Man offered him one, and Aunt Em another. He took them both and laid them carefully upon the

grass near to the edge of the forest. Then he laid his own handkerchief down, too, and standing a little back

Then, lo and behold! the handkerchiefs became tiny tents, and as the travelers looked at them the tents grew

bigger and bigger until in a few minutes each one was large enough to contain the entire party.

"This," said the Wizard, pointing to the first tent, "is for the accommodation of the ladies. Dorothy, you and

Every one ran to look inside the tent, and they saw two pretty white beds, all ready for Dorothy and Aunt Em,

and a silver roost for Billina. Rugs were spread upon the grassy floor and some camp chairs and a table

"Well, well, well! This beats anything I ever saw or heard of!" exclaimed Aunt Em, and she glanced at the

Wizard almost fearfully, as if he might be dangerous because of his great powers.

"It's a trick Glinda the Sorceress taught me, and it is much better magic than I used to practice in Omaha, or

when I first came to Oz," he answered. "When the good Glinda found I was to live in the Emerald City

always, she promised to help me, because she said the Wizard of Oz ought really to be a clever Wizard, and

not a humbug. So we have been much together and I am learning so fast that I expect to be able to accomplish

"But come and see the men's tent," said the Wizard. So they went to the second tent, which had shaggy edges

because it has been made from the Shaggy Man's handkerchief, and found that completely furnished also. It

contained four neat beds for Uncle Henry, Omby Amby, the Shaggy Man and the Wizard. Also there was a

They visited that next, and found a table and dishes in the dining tent, with plenty of those things necessary to

use in cooking. The Wizard carried out a big kettle and set it swinging on a crossbar before the tent. While he

was doing this Omby Amby and the Shaggy Man brought a supply of twigs from the forest and then they

"I didn't see anything put in, and I'm almost sure it was empty when you brought it out," she replied.

"Nevertheless," said the little man, winking slyly at Uncle Henry, "you will do well to watch our supper, my

Then the men took some pails and went into the forest to search for a spring of water, and while they were

"I believe the Wizard is fooling us. I saw the kettle myself, and when he hung it over the fire there wasn't a

"Don't worry," remarked Billina, confidently, as she nestled in the grass before the fire. "You'll find

something in the kettle when it's taken offand it won't be poor, innocent chickens, either."

"Your hen has very bad manners, Dorothy," said Aunt Em, looking somewhat disdainfully at Billina. "It

There might have been another unpleasant quarrel between Aunt Em and Billina had not the men returned

just then with their pails filled with clear, sparkling water. The Wizard told Dorothy that she was a good cook

So Uncle Henry lifted the kettle from the fire and poured its contents into a big platter which the Wizard held

for him. The platter was fairly heaped with a fine stew, smoking hot, with many kinds of vegetables and

The Wizard triumphantly placed the platter upon the table in the dining tent and then they all sat down in

There were several other dishes on the table, all carefully covered, and when the time came to remove these

covers they found bread and butter, cakes, cheese, pickles and fruitsincluding some of the luscious

No one ventured to ask a question as to how these things came there. They contented themselves by eating

heartily the good things provided, and Toto and Billina had their full share, you may be sure. After the meal

"That may have been magic food, my dear, and for that reason perhaps it won't be very nourishing; but I'm

willing to say it tasted as good as anything I ever et." Then she added, in a louder voice: "Who's going to do

"La sakes!" ejaculated the good lady, holding up her hands in amazement. For, sure enough, when she looked

at the dishes they had a moment before left upon the table, she found them all washed and dried and piled up

It was a beautiful evening, so they drew their camp chairs in a circle before one of the tents and began to tell

Pretty soon a zebra was seen coming out of the forest, and he trotted straight up to them and said politely:

The zebra was a sleek little animal and had a slender head, a stubby mane and a paintbrush tailvery like a

donkey's. His neatly shaped white body was covered with regular bars of dark brown, and his hoofs were

"Good evening, friend Zebra," said Omby Amby, in reply to the creature's greeting. "Can we do anything for

"Yes," answered the zebra. "I should like you to settle a dispute that has long been a bother to me, as to

"With a softshell crab," said the zebra. "He lives in a pool where I go to drink every day, and he is a very

impertinent crab, I assure you. I have told him many times that the land is much greater in extent than the

water, but he will not be convinced. Even this very evening, when I told him he was an insignificant creature

who lived in a small pool, he asserted that the water was greater and more important than the land. So, seeing

your camp, I decided to ask you to settle the dispute for once and all, that I may not be further annoyed by

"Not far away," replied the zebra. "If you will agree to judge between us I will run and get him."

So the animal pranced into the forest and soon came trotting back to them. When he drew near they found a

softshell crab clinging fast to the stiff hair of the zebra's head, where it held on by one claw.

"Now then, Mr. Crab," said the zebra, "here are the people I told you about; and they know more than you do,

who lives in a pool, and more than I do, who lives in a forest. For they have been travelers all over the world,

"That is true," said Dorothy; "but I used to live in Kansas, in the United States, and I've been to California

"For my part," added the Shaggy Man, "I've been to Mexico and Boston and many other foreign countries."

"So you see," continued the zebra, addressing the crab, "here are people of real consequence, who know what

"Then they know there's more water in the world than there is land," asserted the crab, in a shrill, petulant

"They know you are wrong to make such an absurd statement, and they will probably think you are a lobster

At this taunt the crab reached out its other claw and seized the zebra's ear, and the creature gave a cry of pain

"Stop pinching!" cried the zebra. "You promised not to pinch if I would carry you here!"

"Ladies and gentlemen," continued the zebra, "please pardon my poor friend, because he is ignorant and

stupid, and does not understand. Also the pinch of his claw is very annoying. So pray tell him that the world

contains more land than water, and when he has heard your judgment I will carry him back and dump him

"But we cannot tell him that," said Dorothy, gravely, "because it would not be true."

"The softshell crab is correct," declared the Wizard. "There is considerably more water than there is land in

"Impossible!" protested the zebra. "Why, I can run for days upon the land, and find but little water."

"Never," admitted the zebra. "There is no such thing as an ocean in the Land of Oz."

"Well, there are several oceans in the world," said Dorothy, "and people sail in ships upon these oceans for

weeks and weeks, and never see a bit of land at all. And the joggerfys will tell you that all the oceans put

At this the crab began laughing in queer chuckles that reminded Dorothy of the way Billina sometimes

"You could take one of the Wizard's School Pills," suggested Billina, "and that would make you learned and

The crab began laughing again, which so provoked the zebra that he tried to shake the little creature off. This

resulted in more earpinching, and finally Dorothy told them that if they could not behave they must go back

"I'm sorry I asked you to decide this question," said the zebra, crossly. "So long as neither of us could prove

we were right we quite enjoyed the dispute; but now I can never drink at that pool again without the

"Do! Do, you ignoramus!" shouted the crab, as loudly as his little voice would carry. "Rile some other pool

Then the zebra trotted back to the forest, bearing the crab with him, and disappeared amid the gloom of the

trees. And as it was now getting dark the travelers said good night to one another and went to bed.

Dorothy awoke just as the light was beginning to get strong next morning, and not caring to sleep any later

she quietly got out of bed, dressed herself, and left the tent where Aunt Em was yet peacefully slumbering.

Outside she noticed Billina busily pecking around to secure bugs or other food for breakfast, but none of the

men in the other tent seemed awake. So the little girl decided to take a walk in the woods and try to discover

some path or road that they might follow when they again started upon their journey.

She had reached the edge of the forest when the Yellow Hen came fluttering along and asked where she was

"Then I'll go along," decided Billina, and scarcely had she spoken when Toto ran up and joined them.

Toto and the Yellow Hen had become quite friendly by this time, although at first they did not get along well

together. Billina had been rather suspicious of dogs, and Toto had had an idea that it was every dog's duty to

chase a hen on sight. But Dorothy had talked to them and scolded them for not being agreeable to one another

I won't say they loved each other dearly, but at least they had stopped quarreling and now managed to get on

The day was growing lighter every minute and driving the black shadows out of the forest; so Dorothy found

it very pleasant walking under the trees. She went some distance in one direction, but not finding a path,

presently turned in a different direction. There was no path here, either, although she advanced quite a way

into the forest, winding here and there among the trees and peering through the bushes in an endeavor to find

"I think we'd better go back," suggested the Yellow Hen, after a time. "The people will all be up by this time

She had probably made a mistake about that, for after they had gone far enough to have reached the camp

they still found themselves in the thick of the woods. So the little girl stopped short and looked around her,

and Toto glanced up into her face with his bright little eyes and wagged his tail as if he knew something was

wrong. He couldn't tell much about direction himself, because he had spent his time prowling among the

bushes and running here and there; nor had Billina paid much attention to where they were going, being

interested in picking bugs from the moss as they passed along. The Yellow Hen now turned one eye up

"I didn't try to remember," returned Billina. "I'd no idea you would get lost, Dorothy."

"It's the thing we don't expect, Billina, that usually happens," observed the girl, thoughtfully. "But it's no use

standing here. Let's go in that direction," pointing a finger at random. "It may be we'll get out of the forest

So on they went again, but this way the trees were closer together, and the vines were so tangled that often

At first, Dorothy could see nothing, although she looked around very carefully. But Billina exclaimed:

"What is it?" asked the little girl: for Toto began barking at something, and following his gaze she discovered

A row of spoons had surrounded the three, and these spoons stood straight up on their handles and carried

swords and muskets. Their faces were outlined in the polished bowls and they looked very stern and severe.

Dorothy sat down on an old stump and looked at them, her eyes twinkling with amusement.

"He would die," replied one of the spoons, sharply. "One shot from our deadly muskets would kill him, big as

"Don't risk it, Dorothy," advised the Yellow Hen. "Remember this is a fairy country, yet none of us three

"P'raps you're right, Billina," she answered. "But how funny it is, to be captured by a lot of spoons!"

"I do not see anything very funny about it," declared a spoon. "We're the regular military brigade of the

"I never heard of it before," asserted Dorothy. Then she added thoughtfully, "I don't believe Ozma ever heard

"We have never heard of her," retorted a spoon. "We are subjects of King Kleaver, and obey only his orders,

which are to bring all prisoners to him as soon as they are captured. So step lively, my girl, and march with

This threat made Dorothy laugh again. She did not believe she was in any danger; but here was a new and

interesting adventure, so she was willing to be taken to Utensia that she might see what King Kleaver's

There must have been from six to eight dozen spoons in the Brigade, and they marched away in the shape of

a hollow square, with Dorothy, Billina and Toto in the center of the square. Before they had gone very far

Toto knocked over one of the spoons by wagging his tail, and then the Captain of the Spoons told the little

dog to be more careful, or he would be punished. So Toto was careful, and the Spoon Brigade moved along

with astonishing swiftness, while Dorothy really had to walk fast to keep up with it.

By and by they left the woods and entered a big clearing, in which was the Kingdom of Utensia.

Standing all around the clearing were a good many cookstoves, ranges and grills, of all sizes and shapes, and

besides these there were several kitchen cabinets and cupboards and a few kitchen tables. These things were

crowded with utensils of all sorts: frying pans, sauce pans, kettles, forks, knives, basting and soup spoons,

nutmeg graters, sifters, colanders, meat saws, flat irons, rolling pins and many other things of a like nature.

When the Spoon Brigade appeared with the prisoners a wild shout arose and many of the utensils hopped off

their stoves or their benches and ran crowding around Dorothy and the hen and the dog.

"Stand back!" cried the Captain, sternly, and he led his captives through the curious throng until they came

before a big range that stood in the center of the clearing. Beside this range was a butcher block upon which

lay a great cleaver with a keen edge. It rested upon the flat of its back, its legs were crossed and it was

"I found her in the forest and brought her here a prisoner," replied the Captain.

"To create some excitement," the Captain answered. "It is so quiet here that we are all getting rusty for want

"Naturally," returned the cleaver, with a nod. "I have always said, Captain, without a bit of irony, that you are

a sterling officer and a solid citizen, bowled and polished to a degree. But what do you expect me to do with

"To be sure; to be sure," muttered the cleaver, musingly. "As you say, we have had dull times since the steel

and grindstone eloped and left us. Command my Counselors and the Royal Courtiers to attend me, as well as

The Captain saluted and retired and Dorothy sat down on an overturned kettle and asked:

"Here! Get up! Get off from me!" cried a faint voice, at which his Majesty the cleaver said:

Dorothy at once arose, and the kettle turned right side up and looked at her reproachfully.

So Dorothy sat on the hearthshelf of the big range, and the subjects of Utensia began to gather around in a

large and inquisitive throng. Toto lay at Dorothy's feet and Billina flew upon the range, which had no fire in

When all the Counselors and Courtiers had assembledand these seemed to include most of the inhabitants

"Friends and Fellow Utensils! Our worthy Commander of the Spoon Brigade, Captain Dipp, has captured the

three prisoners you see before you and brought them here forforI don't know what for. So I ask your

advice how to act in this matter, and what fate I should mete out to these captives. Judge Sifter, stand on my

right. It is your business to sift this affair to the bottom. High Priest Colender, stand on my left and see that

"What we need," remarked the King, rebukingly, "is a wireless sieve. I must speak to Marconi about it. These

oldfashioned sieves talk too much. Now, it is the duty of the King's Counselors to counsel the King at all

times of emergency, so I beg you to speak out and advise me what to do with these prisoners."

"I demand that they be killed several times, until they are dead!" shouted a pepperbox, hopping around very

"Compose yourself, Mr. Paprica," advised the King. "Your remarks are piquant and highlyseasoned, but you

need a scattering of commonsense. It is only necessary to kill a person once to make him dead; but I do not

"Pardon me, but you are not expected to advise me in this matter," replied King Kleaver.

"You might be prejudiced in your own favor, and so mislead us," he said. "Now then, good subjects, who

"I'd like to smooth this thing over, in some way," said a flatiron, earnestly. "We are supposed to be useful to

"I'm a lawyer," said the corkscrew, proudly. "I am accustomed to appear at the bar."

"But you're crooked," retorted the King, "and that debars you. You may be a corking good lawyer, Mr. Popp,

"Very well," said the corkscrew, sadly; "I see I haven't any pull at this court."

"Permit me," continued the flatiron, "to press my suit, your Majesty. I do not wish to gloss over any fault the

prisoner may have committed, if such a fault exists; but we owe her some consideration, and that's flat!"

"The Captain was wrong to bring this girl here, and she was wrong to come," he said. "But now that the

foolish deed is done let us all prove our mettle and have a slashing good time."

"That's it! that's it!" screamed a fat choppingknife. "We'll make mincemeat of the girl and hash of the chicken

"Gentlemen, gentlemen!" he said, "your remarks are somewhat cutting and rather disjointed, as might be

expected from such acute intellects. But you give me no reasons for your demands."

"See here, Kleaver; you make me tired," said a saucepan, strutting before the King very impudently. "You're

about the worst King that ever reigned in Utensia, and that's saying a good deal. Why don't you run things

yourself, instead of asking everybody's advice, like the big, clumsy idiot you are?"

"I wish there wasn't a saucepan in my kingdom," he said. "You fellows are always stewing, over something,

and every once in a while you slop over and make a mess of it. Go hang yourself, sirby the handleand

Dorothy was much shocked by the dreadful language the utensils employed, and she thought that they must

have had very little proper training. So she said, addressing the King, who seemed very unfit to rule his

"I wish you'd decide my fate right away. I can't stay here all day, trying to find out what you're going to do

"This thing is becoming a regular broil, and it's time I took part in it," observed a big gridiron, coming

"What I'd like to know," said a canopener, in a shrill voice, "is why the little girl came to our forest anyhow

and why she intruded upon Captain Dippwho ought to be called Dippyand who she is, and where she

came from, and where she is going, and why and wherefore and therefore and when."

"I'm sorry to see, Sir Jabber," remarked the King to the canopener, "that you have such a prying disposition.

"Tell me, please, what IS our business?" inquired a potatomasher, winking at Dorothy somewhat

impertinently. "I'm fond of little girls, myself, and it seems to me she has as much right to wander in the

"Who accuses the little girl, anyway?" inquired a rollingpin. "What has she done?"

"That's the trouble, your Majesty. She hasn't done anything," replied the Captain.

This question seemed to puzzle them all. Finally, a chafingdish, exclaimed irritably:

"We have nothing against the girl except the stovehearth upon which she sits. Therefore I order her instantly

"Discharged!" cried Dorothy. "Why, I never was discharged in my life, and I don't intend to be. If it's all the

"It's all the same," declared the King. "You are freeyou and your companionsand may go wherever you

"Thank you," said the little girl. "But haven't you anything to eat in your kingdom? I'm hungry."

"Go into the woods and pick blackberries," advised the King, lying down upon his back again and preparing

"Come on, Toto and Billina. If we can't find the camp, we may find some blackberries."

The utensils drew back and allowed them to pass without protest, although Captain Dipp marched the Spoon

Brigade in close order after them until they had reached the edge of the clearing.

There the spoons halted; but Dorothy and her companions entered the forest again and began searching

Wandering through the woods, without knowing where you are going or what adventure you are about to

meet next, is not as pleasant as one might think. The woods are always beautiful and impressive, and if you

are not worried or hungry you may enjoy them immensely; but Dorothy was worried and hungry that

morning, so she paid little attention to the beauties of the forest, and hurried along as fast as she could go. She

tried to keep in one direction and not circle around, but she was not at all sure that the direction she had

By and by, to her great joy, she came upon a path. It ran to the right and to the left, being lost in the trees in

both directions, and just before her, upon a big oak, were fastened two signs, with arms pointing both ways.

"Well!" exclaimed Billina, eyeing the signs, "this looks as if we were getting back to civilization again."

"I'm not sure about the civil'zation, dear," replied the little girl; "but it looks as if we might get

"It's all the same to me," replied Billina. She had picked up enough bugs and insects from the moss as she

went along to satisfy her own hunger, but the hen knew Dorothy could not eat bugs; nor could Toto.

The path to Bunbury seemed little traveled, but it was distinct enough and ran through the trees in a zigzag

course until it finally led them to an open space filled with the queerest houses Dorothy had ever seen. They

were all made of crackers laid out in tiny squares, and were of many pretty and ornamental shapes, having

balconies and porches with posts of breadsticks and roofs shingled with wafercrackers.

There were walks of breadcrusts leading from house to house and forming streets, and the place seemed to

When Dorothy, followed by Billina and Toto, entered the place, they found people walking the streets or

assembled in groups talking together, or sitting upon the porches and balconies.

Men, women and children were all made of buns and bread. Some were thin and others fat; some were white,

some light brown and some very dark of complexion. A few of the buns, which seemed to form the more

important class of the people, were neatly frosted. Some had raisins for eyes and currant buttons on their

clothes; others had eyes of cloves and legs of stick cinnamon, and many wore hats and bonnets frosted pink

There was something of a commotion in Bunbury when the strangers suddenly appeared among them.

Women caught up their children and hurried into their houses, shutting the cracker doors carefully behind

them. Some men ran so hastily that they tumbled over one another, while others, more brave, assembled in a

Dorothy at once realized that she must act with caution in order not to frighten these shy people, who were

evidently unused to the presence of strangers. There was a delightful fragrant odor of fresh bread in the town,

and this made the little girl more hungry than ever. She told Toto and Billina to stay back while she slowly

"You must 'scuse me for coming unexpected," she said, softly, "but I really didn't know I was coming here

until I arrived. I was lost in the woods, you know, and I'm as hungry as anything."

"Yes; I haven't had anything to eat since last night's supper," she exclaimed. "Are there any eatables in

They looked at one another undecidedly, and then one portly bun man, who seemed a person of consequence,

"Little girl, to be frank with you, we are all eatables. Everything in Bunbury is eatable to ravenous human

creatures like you. But it is to escape being eaten and destroyed that we have secluded ourselves in this

outoftheway place, and there is neither right nor justice in your coming here to feed upon us."

"Yes; bread and butter. The butter is inside me, so it won't melt and run. I do the running myself."

At this joke all the others burst into a chorus of laughter, and Dorothy thought they couldn't be much afraid if

"Couldn't I eat something besides people?" she asked. "Couldn't I eat just one house, or a sidewalk or

"This is not a public bakery, child," replied the man, sternly. "It's private property."

"My name is C. Bunn, Esquire," said the man. "'C' stands for Cinnamon, and this place is called after my

"Oh, I don't know about that," objected another of the queer people. "The Grahams and the Browns and

Whites are all excellent families, and there is none better of their kind. I'm a Boston Brown, myself."

"I admit you are all desirable citizens," said Mr. Bunn rather stiffly; "but the fact remains that our town is

"'Scuse me," interrupted Dorothy; "but I'm getting hungrier every minute. Now, if you're polite and kind, as

I'm sure you ought to be, you'll let me eat SOMETHING. There's so much to eat here that you will never miss

"I think it would be a shame to send this child away hungry, especially as she agrees to eat whatever we can

"Why, I'll let her eat my back fence, if she wants to. It's made of waffles, and they're very crisp and nice."

"She may also eat my wheelbarrow," added a pleasant looking Muffin. "It's made of nabiscos with a zuzu

"Very good; very good," remarked Mr. Bunn. "That is certainly very kind of you. Go with Pop Over and Mr.

"Thank you very much," said Dorothy, gratefully. "May I bring my dog Toto, and the Yellow Hen? They're

So Dorothy and Billina and Toto walked up the street and the people seemed no longer to be at all afraid of

them. Mr. Muffin's house came first, and as his wheelbarrow stood in the front yard the little girl ate that first.

It didn't seem very fresh, but she was so hungry that she was not particular. Toto ate some, too, while Billina

While the strangers were engaged in eating, many of the people came and stood in the street curiously

watching them. Dorothy noticed six roguish looking brown children standing all in a row, and she asked:

"I wonder if your mother could spare one or two of you?" asked Billina, who decided that they were fresh

baked; but at this dangerous question the six little gems ran away as fast as they could go.

"You musn't say such things, Billina," said Dorothy, reprovingly. "Now let's go into Pop Over's back yard

"I sort of hate to let that fence go," remarked Mr. Over, nervously, as they walked toward his house. "The

"I've got a shortcake piano, but none of my family can play on it," he said, reflectively. "Suppose you eat

So Mr. Over led her into the house, where she ate the piano, which was of an excellent flavor.

So Mr. Over called to his wife, who brought into the yard a pail made of some kind of baked dough, and

"No indeed," answered the woman. "I'm neither overdone nor done over; I'm just Mrs. Over, and I'm the

Dorothy thanked them for their hospitality and went away. At the gate Mr. Cinnamon Bunn met her and said

he would show her around the town. "We have some very interesting inhabitants," he remarked, walking

stiffly beside her on his stickcinnamon legs; "and all of us who are in good health are well bred. If you are

Toto and Billina followed behind them, behaving very well, and a little way down the street they came to a

handsome residence where Aunt Sally Lunn lived. The old lady was glad to meet the little girl and gave her a

slice of white bread and butter which had been used as a doormat. It was almost fresh and tasted better than

"We dig it out of the ground, which, as you may have observed, is all flour and meal," replied Mr. Bunn.

"There is a butter mine just at the opposite side of the village. The trees which you see here are all

doughleanders and doughderas, and in the season we get quite a crop of doughnuts off them."

"I should think the flour would blow around and get into your eyes," said Dorothy.

"No," said he; "we are bothered with cracker dust sometimes, but never with flour."

Then he took her to see Johnny Cake, a cheerful old gentleman who lived near by.

"I suppose you've heard of me," said old Johnny, with an air of pride. "I'm a great favorite all over the world."

"Maybe, child. But don't think I'm bilious, for I was never in better health in my life," replied the old

"Johnny's a trifle stale," said Mr. Bunn, as they went away; "but he's a good mixer and never gets

crossgrained. I will now take you to call upon some of my own relatives." They visited the Sugar Bunns, the

Currant Bunns and the Spanish Bunns, the latter having a decidedly foreign appearance. Then they saw the

French Rolls, who were very polite to them, and made a brief call upon the Parker H. Rolls, who seemed a bit

"But they're not as stuck up as the Frosted Jumbles," declared Mr. Bunn, "who are people I really can't abide.

I don't like to be suspicious or talk scandal, but sometimes I think the Jumbles have too much baking powder

Just then a dreadful scream was heard, and Dorothy turned hastily around to find a scene of great excitement

a little way down the street. The people were crowding around Toto and throwing at him everything they

could find at hand. They pelted the little dog with hardtack, crackers, and even articles of furniture which

Toto howeled a little as the assortment of bake stuff struck him; but he stood still, with head bowed and tail

"Matter!" cried a rye loafer, indignantly, "why the horrid beast has eaten three of our dear Crumpets, and is

Toto's mouth was full of his saltrising victim; so he only whined and wagged his tail. But Billina, who had

"Yes, and you pecked out the eyes of a Raisin Bunnone of our best citizens!" shouted a bread pudding,

"What's that! What's that?" wailed Mr. Cinnamon Bunn, who had now joined them. "Oh, what a

"See here," said Dorothy, determined to defend her pets, "I think we've treated you all pretty well, seeing

you're eatables an' reg'lar food for us. I've been kind to you and eaten your old wheelbarrows and pianos and

rubbish, an' not said a word. But Toto and Billina can't be 'spected to go hungry when the town's full of good

things they like to eat, 'cause they can't understand your stingy ways as I do."

"Then," said he, "we will put you into the great ovens where we are made, and bake you."

Dorothy gazed around and saw threatening looks upon the faces of all. She had not noticed any ovens in the

town, but they might be there, nevertheless, for some of the inhabitants seemed very fresh. So she decided to

go, and calling to Toto and Billina to follow her she marched up the street with as much dignity as possible,

considering that she was followed by the hoots and cries of the buns and biscuits and other bake stuff.

Princess Ozma was a very busy little ruler, for she looked carefully after the comfort and welfare of her

people and tried to make them happy. If any quarrels arose she decided them justly; if any one needed

For a day or two after Dorothy and her companions had started on their trip, Ozma was occupied with the

affairs of her kingdom. Then she began to think of some manner of occupation for Uncle Henry and Aunt Em

She soon decided to make Uncle Henry the Keeper of the Jewels, for some one really was needed to count

and look after the bins and barrels of emeralds, diamonds, rubies and other precious stones that were in the

Royal Storehouses. That would keep Uncle Henry busy enough, but it was harder to find something for Aunt

Em to do. The palace was full of servants, so there was no detail of housework that Aunt Em could look after.

While Ozma sat in her pretty room engaged in thought she happened to glance at her Magic Picture.

This was one of the most important treasures in all the Land of Oz. It was a large picture, set in a beautiful

gold frame, and it hung in a prominent place upon a wall of Ozma's private room.

Usually this picture seemed merely a country scene, but whenever Ozma looked at it and wished to know

what any of her friends or acquaintances were doing, the magic of this wonderful picture was straightway

disclosed. For the country scene would gradually fade away and in its place would appear the likeness of the

person or persons Ozma might wish to see, surrounded by the actual scenes in which they were then placed.

In this way the Princess could view any part of the world she wished, and watch the actions of any one in

Ozma had often seen Dorothy in her Kansas home by this means, and now, having a little leisure, she

expressed a desire to see her little friend again. It was while the travelers were at Fuddlecumjig, and Ozma

laughed merrily as she watched in the picture her friends trying to match the pieces of Grandmother Gnit.

"They seem happy and are doubtless having a good time," the girl Ruler said to herself; and then she began to

The image of her friends now faded from the Magic Picture and the old landscape slowly reappeared.

Ozma was thinking of the time when with Dorothy and her army she marched to the Nome King's

underground cavern, beyond the Land of Ev, and forced the old monarch to liberate his captives, who

belonged to the Royal Family of Ev. That was the time when the Scarecrow nearly frightened the Nome King

into fits by throwing one of Billina's eggs at him, and Dorothy had captured King Roquat's Magic Belt and

The pretty Princess smiled at the recollection of this adventure, and then she wondered what had become of

the Nome King since then. Merely because she was curious and had nothing better to do, Ozma glanced at the

Roquat the Red went every day into his tunnel to see how the work was getting along and to hurry his

workmen as much as possible. He was there now, and Ozma saw him plainly in the Magic Picture.

She saw the underground tunnel, reaching far underneath the Deadly Desert which separated the Land of Oz

from the mountains beneath which the Nome King had his extensive caverns. She saw that the tunnel was

being made in the direction of the Emerald City, and knew at once it was being dug so that the army of

"I suppose King Roquat is planning revenge against us," she said, musingly, "and thinks he can surprise us

and make us his captives and slaves. How sad it is that any one can have such wicked thoughts! But I must

not blame King Roquat too severely, for he is a Nome, and his nature is not so gentle as my own."

Then she dismissed from her mind further thought of the tunnel, for that time, and began to wonder if Aunt

Em would not be happy as Royal Mender of the Stockings of the Ruler of Oz. Ozma wore few holes in her

stockings; still, they sometimes needed mending. Aunt Em ought to be able to do that very nicely.

Next day, the Princess watched the tunnel again in her Magic Picture, and every day afterward she devoted a

few minutes to inspecting the work. It was not especially interesting, but she felt that it was her duty.

Slowly but surely the big, arched hole crept through the rocks underneath the deadly desert, and day by day it

Dorothy left Bunbury the same way she had entered it and when they were in the forest again she said to

"Often I've eaten things that tasted good but were disagreeable afterward," returned the Yellow Hen. "I think,

Dorothy, if eatables are going to act badly, it's better before than after you eat them."

"P'raps you're right," said the little girl, with a sigh. "But what shall we do now?"

"Let us follow the path back to the signpost," suggested Billina. "That will be better than getting lost again."

"Why, we're lost anyhow," declared Dorothy; "but I guess you're right about going back to that signpost,

They returned along the path to the place where they had first found it, and at once took "the other road" to

Bunnybury. This road was a mere narrow strip, worn hard and smooth but not wide enough for Dorothy's feet

to tread. Still, it was a guide, and the walking through the forest was not at all difficult.

Before long they reached a high wall of solid white marble, and the path came to an end at this wall.

At first Dorothy thought there was no opening at all in the marble, but on looking closely she discovered a

small square door about on a level with her head, and underneath this closed door was a bellpush. Near the

Pretty soon a bolt was cautiously withdrawn and the marble door swung slowly open. Then she saw it was

not really a door, but a window, for several brass bars were placed across it, being set fast in the marble and

so close together that the little girl's fingers might barely go between them. Back of the bars appeared the face

of a white rabbita very sober and sedate facewith an eyeglass held in his left eye and attached to a cord

"No one is allowed in Bunnybury without an order or a letter of introduction from either Ozma of Oz or

Glinda the Good," announced the rabbit; "so that settles the matter," and he started to close the window.

"Of course. Ozma's my best friend, you know; and I'm a Princess myself," she announced, earnestly.

"Humha! Let me see your letter," returned the rabbit, as if he still doubted her.

So she hunted in her pocket and found the letter Ozma had given her. Then she handed it through the bars to

the rabbit, who took it in his paws and opened it. He read it aloud in a pompous voice, as if to let Dorothy and

Billina see that he was educated and could read writing. The letter was as follows:

"It will please me to have my subjects greet Princess Dorothy, the bearer of this royal missive, with the same

"Hahum! It is signed 'Ozma of Oz,'" continued the rabbit, "and is sealed with the Great Seal of the Emerald

"We must obey the royal mandate," replied the rabbit. "We are subjects of Ozma of Oz, and we live in her

country. Also we are under the protection of the great Sorceress Glinda the Good, who made us promise to

"I'll open the door," said the rabbit. He shut the window and disappeared, but a moment afterward a big door

in the wall opened and admitted Dorothy to a small room, which seemed to be a part of the wall and built into

Here stood the rabbit she had been talking with, and now that she could see all of him, she gazed at the

creature in surprise. He was a good sized white rabbit with pink eyes, much like all other white rabbits. But

the astonishing thing about him was the manner in which he was dressed. He wore a white satin jacket

embroidered with gold, and having diamond buttons. His vest was rosecolored satin, with tourmaline

buttons. His trousers were white, to correspond with the jacket, and they were baggy at the kneeslike those

of a zouavebeing tied with knots of rose ribbons. His shoes were of white plush with diamond buckles, and

The richness and even magnificence of the rabbit's clothing made Dorothy stare at the little creature

wonderingly. Toto and Billina had followed her into the room and when he saw them the rabbit ran to a table

and sprang upon it nimbly. Then he looked at the three through his monocle and said:

"In the first place they would frighten our people, who dislike dogs above all things on earth; and, secondly,

"Not this time," said the rabbit, decidedly. "You, yourself, Princess, are a welcome visitor, since you come so

highly recommended; but unless you consent to leave the dog and the hen in this room I cannot permit you to

"Never mind us, Dorothy," said Billina. "Go inside and see what the place is like. You can tell us about it

This seemed the best thing to do, for Dorothy was curious to see how the rabbit people lived and she was

aware of the fact that her friends might frighten the timid little creatures. She had not forgotten how Toto and

Billina had misbehaved in Bunbury, and perhaps the rabbit was wise to insist on their staying outside the

"Very well," she said, "I'll go in alone. I s'pose you're the King of this town, aren't you?"

"No," answered the rabbit, "I'm merely the Keeper of the Wicket, and a person of little importance, although I

try to do my duty. I must now inform you, Princess, that before you enter our town you must consent to

"Your size. You must become the size of the rabbits, although you may retain your own form."

The rabbit jumped from the table and ranor rather hoppedto the further wall, where he opened a door so

Now, almost any other little girl would have declared that she could not get through so small a door; but

Dorothy had already encountered so many fairy adventures that she believed nothing was impossible in the

Land of Oz. So she quietly walked toward the door, and at every step she grew smaller and smaller until, by

the time the opening was reached, she could pass through it with ease. Indeed, as she stood beside the rabbit,

who sat upon his hind legs and used his paws as hands, her head was just about as high as his own.

Then the Keeper of the Wicket passed through and she followed, after which the door swung shut and locked

Dorothy now found herself in a city so strange and beautiful that she gave a gasp of surprise. The high marble

wall extended all around the place and shut out all the rest of the world. And here were marble houses of

curious forms, most of them resembling overturned kettles but with delicate slender spires and minarets

running far up into the sky. The streets were paved with white marble and in front of each house was a lawn

of rich green clover. Everything was as neat as wax, the green and white contrasting prettily together.

But the rabbit people were, after all, the most amazing things Dorothy saw. The streets were full of them, and

their costumes were so splendid that the rich dress of the Keeper of the Wicket was commonplace when

compared with the others. Silks and satins of delicate hues seemed always used for material, and nearly every

But the lady rabbits outshone the gentlemen rabbits in splendor, and the cut of their gowns was really

wonderful. They wore bonnets, too, with feathers and jewels in them, and some wheeled baby carriages in

which the girl could see wee bunnies. Some were lying asleep while others lay sucking their paws and

As Dorothy was no bigger in size than the grownup rabbits she had a chance to observe them closely before

they noticed her presence. Then they did not seem at all alarmed, although the little girl naturally became the

"Make way!" cried the Keeper of the Wicket, in a pompous voice; "make way for Princess Dorothy, who

Hearing this announcement, the throng of rabbits gave place to them on the walks, and as Dorothy passed

Walking thus through several handsome streets they came to a square in the center of the City. In this square

were some pretty trees and a statue in bronze of Glinda the Good, while beyond it were the portals of the

Royal Palacean extensive and imposing building of white marble covered with a filigree of frosted gold.

A line of rabbit soldiers was drawn up before the palace entrance, and they wore green and gold uniforms

with high shakos upon their heads and held tiny spears in their hands. The Captain had a sword and a white

"Salute!" called the Keeper of the Wicket. "Salute Princess Dorothy, who comes from Ozma of Oz!"

They now entered the great hall of the palace, where they met a gaily dressed attendant, from whom the

"I think so," was the reply. "I heard his Majesty blubbering and wailing as usual only a few minutes ago. If he

doesn't stop acting like a crybaby I'm going to resign my position here and go to work."

"What's the matter with your King?" asked Dorothy, surprised to hear the rabbit attendant speak so

"Oh, he doesn't want to be King, that's all; and he simply HAS to," was the reply.

"Come!" said the Keeper of the Wicket, sternly; "lead us to his Majesty; and do not air our troubles before

"Why, if this girl is going to see the King, he'll air his own troubles," returned the attendant.

So the attendant led them into a room all draped with clothofgold and furnished with satincovered gold

furniture. There was a throne in this room, set on a dais and having a big, cushioned seat, and on this seat

reclined the Rabbit King. He was lying on his back, with his paws in the air, and whining very like a

"Your Majesty! your Majesty! Get up. Here's a visitor," called out the attendant.

The King rolled over and looked at Dorothy with one watery pink eye. Then he sat up and wiped his eyes

carefully with a silk handkerchief and put on his jeweled crown, which had fallen off.

"Excuse my grief, fair stranger," he said, in a sad voice. "You behold in me the most miserable monarch in all

"One o'clock, your Majesty," replied the attendant to whom the question was addressed.

"Serve luncheon at once!" commanded the King. "Luncheon for twothat's for my visitor and meand see

"Tie my shoe, Bristle," said the King to the Keeper of the Wicket. "Ah me! how unhappy I am!"

"Why, it's this king business, of course," he returned, while the Keeper tied his shoe. "I didn't want to be King

of Bunnybury at all, and the rabbits all knew it. So they elected meto save themselves from such a dreadful

fate, I supposeand here I am, shut up in a palace, when I might be free and happy."

"Then you know nothing about it," he said. "I haven't inquired who you are, but it doesn't matter. While we're

at luncheon, I'll tell you all my troubles. They're a great deal more interesting than anything you can say

"Luncheon is served!" cried Blinkem, throwing open the door, and in came a dozen rabbits in livery, all

bearing trays which they placed upon the table, where they arranged the dishes in an orderly manner.

"Now clear outall of you!" exclaimed the King. "Bristle, you may wait outside, in case I want you."

When they had gone and the King was alone with Dorothy he came down from his throne, tossed his crown

"Sit down," he said, "and try to be happy. It's useless for me to try, because I'm always wretched and

"I am," said Dorothy. "I've only eaten a wheelbarrow and a piano todayoh, yes! and a slice of bread and

"That sounds like a square meal," remarked the King, seating himself opposite her; "but perhaps it wasn't a

"But I am," protested the King, fresh tears gathering in his eyes. "Even my jokes are miserable. I'm wretched,

woeful, afflicted, distressed and dismal as an individual can be. Are you not sorry for me?"

"No," answered Dorothy, honestly, "I can't say I am. Seems to me that for a rabbit you're right in clover. This

"Oh, the city is good enough," he admitted. "Glinda, the Good Sorceress, made it for us because she was fond

of rabbits. I don't mind the City so much, although I wouldn't live here if I had my choice. It is being King

"Because it is all unnatural, my dear. Rabbits are out of place in such luxury. When I was young I lived in a

burrow in the forest. I was surrounded by enemies and often had to run for my life. It was hard getting

enough to eat, at times, and when I found a bunch of clover I had to listen and look for danger while I ate it.

Wolves prowled around the hole in which I lived and sometimes I didn't dare stir out for days at a time. Oh,

how happy and contented I was then! I was a real rabbit, as nature made mewild and free!and I even

"I've often thought," said Dorothy, who was busily eating, "that it would be fun to be a rabbit."

"It IS funwhen you're the genuine article," agreed his Majesty. "But look at me now! I live in a marble

palace instead of a hole in the ground. I have all I want to eat, without the joy of hunting for it. Every day I

must dress in fine clothes and wear that horrible crown till it makes my head ache. Rabbits come to me with

all sorts of troubles, when my own troubles are the only ones I care about. When I walk out I can't hop and

run; I must strut on my rear legs and wear an ermine robe! And the soldiers salute me and the band plays and

the other rabbits laugh and clap their paws and cry out: 'Hail to the King!' Now let me ask you, as a friend and

a young lady of good judgment: isn't all this pomp and foolishness enough to make a decent rabbit

"Once," said Dorothy, reflectively, "men were wild and unclothed and lived in caves and hunted for food as

wild beasts do. But they got civ'lized, in time, and now they'd hate to go back to the old days."

"That is an entirely different case," replied the King. "None of you Humans were civilized in one lifetime. It

came to you by degrees. But I have known the forest and the free life, and that is why I resent being civilized

all at once, against my will, and being made a King with a crown and an ermine robe. Pah!"

"Impossible!" wailed the Rabbit, wiping his eyes again with his handkerchief. "There's a beastly law in this

town that forbids it. When one is elected a King, there's no getting out of it."

"The same Sorceress who made the townGlinda the Good. She built the wall, and fixed up the City, and

gave us several valuable enchantments, and made the laws. Then she invited all the pinkeyed white rabbits

"I didn't know how dreadful city life was, and I'd no idea I would be elected King," said he, sobbing bitterly.

"I know Glinda," remarked Dorothy, eating for dessert a dish of charlotte russe, "and when I see her again, I'll

"Hurroohuray!" shouted the King; and then he jumped up from the table and danced wildly about the

"Princess," said the Rabbit King, earnestly, "you have relieved me of a great unhappiness, and I am very

grateful. Therefore I propose to entertain you, since you are my guest and I am the King, as a slight mark of

He then summoned Bristle and said to him: "Assemble all the nobility in the great reception hall, and also tell

The Keeper of the Wicket bowed and hurried away, and his Majesty turned to Dorothy and continued: "We'll

The gardens were back of the palace and were filled with beautiful flowers and fragrant shrubs, with many

shade and fruit trees and marblepaved walks running in every direction. As they entered this place Blinkem

came running to the King, who gave him several orders in a low voice. Then his Majesty rejoined Dorothy

"What lovely clothes your Majesty wears!" she said, glancing at the rich blue satin costume, embroidered,

"Yes," he returned, with an air of pride, "this is one of my favorite suits; but I have a good many that are even

more elaborate. We have excellent tailors in Bunnybury, and Glinda supplies all the material. By the way,

you might ask the Sorceress, when you see her, to permit me to keep my wardrobe."

"No!" he faltered; "that may be so. But I've dressed up so long that I'm used to it, and I don't imagine I'd

care to run around naked again. So perhaps the Good Glinda will let me keep the costumes."

Then they left the gardens and went into a fine, big reception hall, where rich rugs were spread upon the tiled

floors and the furniture was exquisitely carved and studded with jewels. The King's chair was an especially

pretty piece of furniture, being in the shape of a silver lily with one leaf bent over to form the seat. The silver

was everywhere thickly encrusted with diamonds and the seat was upholstered in white satin.

"Isn't it?" answered the King, proudly. "It is my favorite seat, and I think it especially becoming to my

complexion. While I think of it, I wish you'd ask Glinda to let me keep this lily chair when I go away."

"Maybe not; but I'm used to sitting in it and I'd like to take it with me," he answered. "But here come the

Just then a rabbit band of nearly fifty pieces marched in, playing upon golden instruments and dressed in neat

uniforms. Following the band came the nobility of Bunnybury, all richly dressed and hopping along on their

rear legs. Both the ladies and the gentlemen wore white gloves upon their paws, with their rings on the

outside of the gloves, as this seemed to be the fashion here. Some of the lady rabbits carried lorgnettes, while

The courtiers and their ladies paraded past the King, who introduced Princess Dorothy to each couple in a

very graceful manner. Then the company seated themselves in chairs and on sofas and looked expectantly at

"It is our royal duty, as well as our royal pleasure," he said, "to provide fitting entertainment for our

As he spoke the musicians, who had arranged themselves in a corner, struck up a dance melody while into the

room pranced the Whiskered Friskers. They were eight pretty rabbits dressed only in gauzy purple skirts

fastened around their waists with diamond bands. Their whiskers were colored a rich purple, but otherwise

After bowing before the King and Dorothy the Friskers began their pranks, and these were so comical that

Dorothy laughed with real enjoyment. They not only danced together, whirling and gyrating around the room,

but they leaped over one another, stood upon their heads and hopped and skipped here and there so nimbly

that it was hard work to keep track of them. Finally, they all made double somersaults and turned handsprings

"Yes, the Whiskered Friskers are really very clever," he replied. "I shall hate to part with them when I go

away, for they have often amused me when I was very miserable. I wonder if you would ask Glinda"

"No, it wouldn't do at all," declared Dorothy, positively. "There wouldn't be room in your hole in the ground

for so many rabbits, 'spec'ly when you get the lily chair and your clothes there. Don't think of such a thing,

Now the band played a march and a company of rabbit soldiers came in. They wore green and gold uniforms

and marched very stiffly but in perfect time. Their spears, or pikes, had slender shafts of polished silver with

golden heads, and during the drill they handled these weapons with wonderful dexterity.

"I should think you'd feel pretty safe with such a fine Bodyguard," remarked Dorothy.

"I do," said the King. "They protect me from every harm. I suppose Glinda wouldn't"

"No," interrupted the girl; "I'm sure she wouldn't. It's the King's own Bodyguard, and when you are no longer

Dorothy had seen many jugglers in her lifetime, but never any so interesting as these. There were six of them,

dressed in black satin embroidered with queer symbols in silvera costume which contrasted strongly with

First, they pushed in a big red ball and three of the rabbit jugglers stood upon its top and made it roll. Then

two of them caught up a third and tossed him into the air, all vanishing, until only the two were left. Then one

of these tossed the other upward and remained alone of all his fellows. This last juggler now touched the red

ball, which fell apart, being hollow, and the five rabbits who had disappeared in the air scrambled out of the

Next they all clung together and rolled swiftly upon the floor. When they came to a stop only one fat rabbit

juggler was seen, the others seeming to be inside him. This one leaped lightly into the air and when he came

down he exploded and separated into the original six. Then four of them rolled themselves into round balls

These were but a few of the tricks the rabbit jugglers performed, and they were so skillful that all the nobility

"I suppose there are no rabbit jugglers in all the world to compare with these," remarked the King. "And since

I may not have the Whiskers Friskers or my Bodyguard, you might ask Glinda to let me take away just two or

"Thank you," said the King; "thank you very much. And now you shall listen to the Winsome Waggish

The Winsome Waggish Warblers proved to be a quartette of rabbit singers, two gentlemen and two lady

rabbits. The gentlemen Warblers wore fulldress swallowtailed suits of white satin, with pearls for buttons,

"When a rabbit gets a habit Of living in a city And wearing clothes and furbelows And jewels rare and pretty,

He scorns the Bun who has to run And burrow in the ground And pities those whose watchful foes Are man

Dorothy looked at the King when she heard this song and noticed that he seemed disturbed and ill at ease.

"I don't like that song," he said to the Warblers. "Give us something jolly and rollicking."

"Bunnies gay Delight to play In their fairy town secure; Ev'ry frisker Flirts his whisker At a pinkeyed girl

demure. Ev'ry maid In silk arrayed At her partner shyly glances, Paws are grasped, Waists are clasped As

they whirl in giddy dances. Then together Through the heather 'Neath the moonlight soft they stroll; Each is

very Blithe and merry, Gamboling with laughter droll. Life is fun To ev'ry one Guarded by our magic charm

"You see," said Dorothy to the King, when the song ended, "the rabbits all seem to like Bunnybury except

you. And I guess you're the only one that ever has cried or was unhappy and wanted to get back to your

His Majesty seemed thoughtful, and while the servants passed around glasses of nectar and plates of frosted

When the refreshments had been enjoyed by all and the servants had retired Dorothy said:

"I must go now, for it's getting late and I'm lost. I've got to find the Wizard and Aunt Em and Uncle Henry

"No, thank you," she replied. "I must get back to my friends. And I want to see Glinda just as soon as I can,

So the King dismissed his court and said he would himself walk with Dorothy to the gate. He did not weep

nor groan any more, but his long face was quite solemn and his big ears hung dejectedly on each side of it.

He still wore his crown and his ermine and walked with a handsome goldheaded cane.

When they arrived at the room in the wall the little girl found Toto and Billina waiting for her very patiently.

They had been liberally fed by some of the attendants and were in no hurry to leave such comfortable

The Keeper of the Wicket was by this time back in his old place, but he kept a safe distance from Toto.

"You've been good to me," she said, "and I thank you ever so much. As soon as poss'ble I'll see Glinda and

ask her to put another King in your place and send you back into the wild forest. And I'll ask her to let you

keep some of your clothes and the lily chair and one or two jugglers to amuse you. I'm sure she will do it,

"Ahem!" said the King, looking rather downcast. "I don't like to trouble you with my misery; so you needn't

"But, my dear," continued the King, in an embarrassed way, "I've been thinking the subject over carefully,

and I find there are a lot of pleasant things here in Bunnybury that I would miss if I went away. So perhaps I'd

"It won't do for you to be a King and a crybaby at the same time," she said. "You've been making all the

other rabbits unhappy and discontented with your howls about being so miserable. So I guess it's better to

"Oh, no indeed!" exclaimed the King, earnestly. "If you won't say anything to Glinda I'll promise to be merry

"All right," said Dorothy. "You'd be a reg'lar lunatic to want to leave Bunnybury for a wild life in the forest,

"Forget it, my dear; forget all my foolishness," pleaded the King, earnestly. "Hereafter I'll try to enjoy myself

So then she left him and entered through the little door into the room in the wall, where she grew gradually

The Keeper of the Wicket let them out into the forest and told Dorothy that she had been of great service to

Bunnybury because she had brought their dismal King to a realization of the pleasure of ruling so beautiful a

"I shall start a petition to have your statue erected beside Glinda's in the public square," said the Keeper. "I

Then, followed by Toto and Billina, she walked away from the high marble wall and started back along the

When they came to the signpost, there, to their joy, were the tents of the Wizard pitched beside the path and

the kettle bubbling merrily over the fire. The Shaggy Man and Omby Amby were gathering firewood while

They all ran forward to greet Dorothy, as she approached, and Aunt Em exclaimed: "Goodness gracious,

"Well, you see, I've been lost," explained the little girl, "and I've tried awful hard to find the way back to you,

"No," said Dorothy, "I'm not hungry. I had a wheelbarrow and a piano for breakfast, and lunched with a

"Ah!" exclaimed the Wizard, nodding with a bright smile. "So you've been having adventures again."

"Sit down and tell us about it," begged the Wizard. "We've hunted for you all day, and at last I noticed your

footsteps in this pathand the tracks of Billina. We found the path by accident, and seeing it only led to two

places I decided you were at either one or the other of those places. So we made camp and waited for you to

return. And now, Dorothy, tell us where you have beento Bunbury or to Bunnybury?"

"Why, I've been to both," she replied; "but first I went to Utensia, which isn't on any path at all."

She then sat down and related the day's adventures, and you may be sure Aunt Em and Uncle Henry were

"But after seeing the Cuttenclips and the Fuddles," remarked her uncle, "we ought not to wonder at anything

"Seems like the only common and ordinary folks here are ourselves," rejoined Aunt Em, diffidently.

"Now that we're together again, and one reunited party," observed the Shaggy Man, "what are we to do

"Have some supper and a night's rest," answered the Wizard promptly, "and then proceed upon our journey."

"We haven't visited the Rigmaroles or the Flutterbudgets yet," said Dorothy. "I'd like to see themwouldn't

"And then," continued the little Wizard, "we will call upon the Tin Woodman and Jack Pumpkinhead and our

"Why, they're the best friends I have!" asserted the little girl, "and you're sure to like them, Aunt Em, 'cause

By this time twilight was approaching, so they ate the fine supper which the Wizard magically produced from

They were all up bright and early next morning, but Dorothy didn't venture to wander from the camp again

After breakfast he waved his hand toward the tents and they became handkerchiefs again, which were at once

returned to the pockets of their owners. Then they all climbed into the red wagon and the Sawhorse inquired:

"Never mind which way," replied the Wizard. "Just go as you please and you're sure to be right. I've

enchanted the wheels of the wagon, and they will roll in the right direction, never fear."

"If we had one of those newfashioned airships we could float away over the top of the forest, and look down

"Airship? Pah!" retorted the little man, scornfully. "I hate those things, Dorothy, although they are nothing

new to either you or me. I was a balloonist for many years, and once my balloon carried me to the Land of

Oz, and once to the Vegetable Kingdom. And once Ozma had a Gump that flew all over this kingdom and

had sense enough to go where it was told towhich airships won't do. The house which the cyclone brought

to Oz all the way from Kansas, with you and Toto in itwas a real airship at the time; so you see we've got

"Airships are not so bad, after all," declared Dorothy. "Some day they'll fly all over the world, and perhaps

"I must speak to Ozma about that," said the Wizard, with a slight frown. "It wouldn't do at all, you know, for

"No," said Dorothy, "I don't s'pose it would. But what can we do to prevent it?"

"I'm working out a magic recipe to fuddle men's brains, so they'll never make an airship that will go where

they want it to go," the Wizard confided to her. "That won't keep the things from flying, now and then, but

Just then the Sawhorse drew the wagon out of the forest and a beautiful landscape lay spread before the

travelers' eyes. Moreover, right before them was a good road that wound away through the hills and valleys.

"Now," said the Wizard, with evident delight, "we are on the right track again, and there is nothing more to

"It's a foolish thing to take chances in a strange country," observed the Shaggy Man. "Had we kept to the

roads we never would have been lost. Roads always lead to some place, else they wouldn't be roads."

"This road," added the Wizard, "leads to Rigmarole Town. I'm sure of that because I enchanted the wagon

Sure enough, after riding along the road for an hour or two they entered a pretty valley where a village was

nestled among the hills. The houses were Munchkin shaped, for they were all domes, with windows wider

Aunt Em was greatly relieved to find this town "neither paper nor patchwork," and the only surprising thing

As the Sawhorse drew the wagon into the main street the travelers noticed that the place was filled with

people, standing in groups and seeming to be engaged in earnest conversation. So occupied with themselves

were the inhabitants that they scarcely noticed the strangers at all. So the Wizard stopped a boy and asked:

"Sir," replied the boy, "if you have traveled very much you will have noticed that every town differs from

every other town in one way or another and so by observing the methods of the people and the way they live

as well as the style of their dwelling places it ought not to be a difficult thing to make up your mind without

the trouble of asking questions whether the town bears the appearance of the one you intended to visit or

whether perhaps having taken a different road from the one you should have taken you have made an error in

"That's it!" said the Wizard, laughing merrily. "It's a rigmarole because the boy is a Rigmarole and we've

"He might have said 'yes' or 'no' and settled the question," observed Uncle Henry.

"Not here," said Omby Amby. "I don't believe the Rigmaroles know what 'yes' or 'no' means."

While the boy had been talking several other people had approached the wagon and listened intently to his

speech. Then they began talking to one another in long, deliberate speeches, where many words were used

but little was said. But when the strangers criticized them so frankly one of the women, who had no one else

"It is the easiest thing in the world for a person to say 'yes' or 'no' when a question that is asked for the

purpose of gaining information or satisfying the curiosity of the one who has given expression to the inquiry

has attracted the attention of an individual who may be competent either from personal experience or the

experience of others to answer it with more or less correctness or at least an attempt to satisfy the desire for

"Dear me!" exclaimed Dorothy, interrupting the speech. "I've lost all track of what you are saying."

But the woman did not begin again. She did not even stop talking, but went right on as she had begun, the

"I'm quite sure that if we waited long enough and listened carefully, some of these people might be able to

"Let's don't wait," returned Dorothy. "I've heard of the Rigmaroles, and wondered what they were like; but

"Why, we're all ready to go," said the Shaggy Man, putting his fingers to his ears to shut out the monotonous

So the Wizard spoke to the Sawhorse, who trotted nimbly through the village and soon gained the open

country on the other side of it. Dorothy looked back, as they rode away, and noticed that the woman had not

yet finished her speech but was talking as glibly as ever, although no one was near to hear her.

"If those people wrote books," Omby Amby remarked with a smile, "it would take a whole library to say the

"Perhaps some of 'em do write books," asserted the little Wizard. "I've read a few rigmaroles that might have

"Some of the college lecturers and ministers are certainly related to these people," observed the Shaggy Man;

"and it seems to me the Land of Oz is a little ahead of the United States in some of its laws. For here, if one

can't talk clearly, and straight to the point, they send him to Rigmarole Town; while Uncle Sam lets him roam

Dorothy was thoughtful. The Rigmaroles had made a strong impression upon her. She decided that whenever

she spoke, after this, she would use only enough words to express what she wanted to say.

They were soon among the pretty hills and valleys again, and the Sawhorse sped up hill and down at a fast

and easy pace, the roads being hard and smooth. Mile after mile was speedily covered, and before the ride

had grown at all tiresome they sighted another village. The place seemed even larger than Rigmarole Town,

"This must be Flutterbudget Center," declared the Wizard. "You see, it's no trouble at all to find places if you

"I do not know, my dear. But Ozma has given them a town all their own, and I've heard that whenever one of

"That is true," Omby Amby added; "Flutterbudget Center and Rigmarole Town are called 'the Defensive

The village they now approached was not built in a valley, but on top of a hill, and the road they followed

wound around the hill, like a corkscrew, ascending the hill easily until it came to the town.

They gazed around and saw a woman standing upon the sidewalk nervously wringing her hands as she gazed

"In the house," said the woman, bursting into tears; "but if it should happen to be in the road, and you ran

over it, those great wheels would crush my darling to jelly. Oh dear! oh dear! Think of my darling child being

They had not gone far before a man ran out of a house shouting wildly, "Help! Help!"

The Sawhorse stopped short and the Wizard and Uncle Henry and the Shaggy Man and Omby Amby jumped

out of the wagon and ran to the poor man's assistance. Dorothy followed them as quickly as she could.

"Help! help!" screamed the man; "my wife has cut her finger off and she's bleeding to death!"

Then he turned and rushed back to the house, and all the party went with him. They found a woman in the

"Be brave, madam!" said the Wizard, consolingly. "You won't die just because you have cut off a finger, you

"II pricked my finger with a needle while I was sewing, andand the blood came!" she replied. "And now

I'll have bloodpoisoning, and the doctors will cut off my finger, and that will give me a fever and I shall

"Pshaw!" said Dorothy; "I've pricked my finger many a time, and nothing happened."

"Ah, that's because she's a Flutterbudget," said the Wizard, nodding wisely. "I think I know now what these

"Oh, suppose I had pricked my foot!" she wailed. "Then the doctors would have cut my foot off, and I'd be

"Surely, ma'am," replied the Wizard, "and if you'd pricked your nose they might cut your head off. But you

"But I might have!" she exclaimed, and began to cry again. So they left her and drove away in their wagon.

And her husband came out and began calling "Help!" as he had before; but no one seemed to pay any

As the travelers turned into another street they found a man walking excitedly up and down the pavement. He

"If I go to sleep I'll have to shut my eyes," he explained; "and if I shut my eyes they may grow together, and

"No," said the man, "I never did. But it would be a dreadful thing, wouldn't it? And the thought of it makes

"Is it in danger?" asked Dorothy, noticing that the child was clasped in her arms and seemed sleeping

"Yes, indeed," said the woman, nervously. "If I should go into the house and throw my child out of the

window, it would roll way down to the bottom of the hill; and then if there were a lot of tigers and bears

"Have you any idea of throwing your baby out of the window?" questioned the little man.

"All your troubles are due to those 'ifs'," declared the Wizard. "If you were not a Flutterbudget you wouldn't

But the Wizard did not stop to argue with her. He made the Sawhorse canter all the way down the hill, and

After they had ridden in silence for a while Dorothy turned to the little man and asked:

"I think the 'ifs' help," he answered seriously. "Foolish fears, and worries over nothing, with a mixture of

Then there was another long silence, for all the travelers were thinking over this statement, and nearly all

The country they were now passing through was everywhere tinted purple, the prevailing color of the Gillikin

Country; but as the Sawhorse ascended a hill they found that upon the other side everything was of a rich

"Aha!" cried the Captain General; "here is the Country of the Winkies. We are just crossing the boundary

"Then we may be able to lunch with the Tin Woodman," announced the Wizard, joyfully.

"Oh, no;" replied Dorothy. "Nick Chopper knows how to feed meat people, and he will give us plenty of

"Yes; that's one of his names," answered the little girl; "and another of his names is 'Emp'ror of the Winkies.'

He's the King of this country, you know, but Ozma rules over all the countries of Oz."

"Does the Tin Woodman keep any Flutterbudgets or Rigmaroles at his castle?" inquired Aunt Em, uneasily.

"No indeed," said Dorothy, positively. "He lives in a new tin castle, all full of lovely things."

"He has thousands of Winkies to keep it polished for him," explained the Wizard. "His people love to do

anything in their power for their beloved Emperor, so there isn't a particle of rust on all the big castle."

"Why, some time ago he had himself nickelplated," the Wizard answered; "so he only needs rubbing up

once in a while. He's the brightest man in all the world, is dear Nick Chopper; and the kindesthearted."

"I helped find him," said Dorothy, reflectively. "Once the Scarecrow and I found the Tin Woodman in the

woods, and he was just rusted still, that time, an' no mistake. But we oiled his joints an' got 'em good and

slippery, and after that he went with us to visit the Wizard at the Em'rald City."

"He didn't treat us well, at first," acknowledged Dorothy; "for he made us go away and destroy the Wicked

Witch. But after we found out he was only a humbug wizard we were not afraid of him."

"When we try to deceive people we always make mistakes," he said. "But I'm getting to be a real wizard now,

and Glinda the Good's magic, that I am trying to practice, can never harm any one."

"You were always a good man," declared Dorothy, "even when you were a bad wizard."

"He's a good wizard now," asserted Aunt Em, looking at the little man admiringly. "The way he made those

tents grow out of handkerchiefs was just wonderful! And didn't he enchant the wagon wheels so they'd find

"All the people of Oz," said the Captain General, "are very proud of their Wizard. He once made some

The Wizard blushed at this praise, yet it pleased him. He no longer looked sad, but seemed to have recovered

The country through which they now rode was thickly dotted with farmhouses, and yellow grain waved in all

the fields. Many of the Winkies could be seen working on their farms and the wild and unsettled parts of Oz

These Winkies appeared to be happy, lighthearted folk, and all removed their caps and bowed low when the

And the Sawhorse, knowing his passengers were eager to arrive, broke into a swift trot that soon brought

The Tin Woodman received Princess Dorothy's party with much grace and cordiality, yet the little girl

decided that something must be worrying with her old friend, because he was not so merry as usual.

But at first she said nothing about this, for Uncle Henry and Aunt Em were fairly bubbling over with

admiration for the beautiful tin castle and its polished tin owner. So her suspicion that something unpleasant

"Where is the Scarecrow?" she asked, when they had all been ushered into the big tin drawingroom of the

"Why, our old friend has just moved into his new mansion," explained the Tin Woodman. "It has been a long

time in building, although my Winkies and many other people from all parts of the country have been busily

working upon it. At last, however, it is completed, and the Scarecrow took possession of his new home just

"I hadn't heard that he wanted a home of his own," said Dorothy. "Why doesn't he live with Ozma in the

"It seems," said the Tin Woodman, "that our dear Scarecrow cannot be contented with city life, however

beautiful his surroundings might be. Originally he was a farmer, for he passed his early life in a cornfield,

"I know," said Dorothy, nodding. "I found him, and lifted him down from his pole."

"So now, after a long residence in the Emerald City, his tastes have turned to farm life again," continued the

Tin Man. "He feels that he cannot be happy without a farm of his own, so Ozma gave him some land and

Aunt Em found, to her satisfaction, that Dorothy's promise was more than fulfilled; for, although the Tin

Woodman had no appetite of his own, he respected the appetites of his guests and saw that they were

They passed the afternoon in wandering through the beautiful gardens and grounds of the palace. The walks

were all paved with sheets of tin, brightly polished, and there were tin fountains and tin statues here and there

among the trees. The flowers were mostly natural flowers and grew in the regular way; but their host showed

"You see, all common flowers fade and die in time," he explained, "and so there are seasons when the pretty

blooms are scarce. Therefore I decided to make one tin flower bed all of tin flowers, and my workmen have

created them with rare skill. Here you see tin camelias, tin marigolds, tin carnations, tin poppies and tin

Indeed, they were a pretty sight, and glistened under the sunlight like spun silver. "Isn't this tin hollyhock

"Why, I believe it is!" exclaimed the Tin Woodman, as if surprised. "I hadn't noticed that before. But I shall

In one corner of the gardens Nick Chopper had established a fishpond in which they saw swimming and

"Madam," said he, "do you suppose I would allow anyone to catch my beautiful fishes, even if they were

foolish enough to bite on hooks? No, indeed! Every created thing is safe from harm in my domain, and I

would as soon think of killing my little friend Dorothy as killing one of my tin fishes."

"The Emperor is very kindhearted, ma'am," explained the Wizard. "If a fly happens to light upon his tin

body he doesn't rudely brush it off, as some people might do; he asks it politely to find some other resting

"Usually it begs his pardon and goes away," said the Wizard, gravely. "Flies like to be treated politely as well

as other creatures, and here in Oz they understand what we say to them, and behave very nicely."

"Well," said Aunt Em, "the flies in Kansas, where I came from, don't understand anything but a swat. You

have to smash 'em to make 'em behave; and it's the same way with 'skeeters. Do you have 'skeeters in Oz?"

"We have some very large mosquitoes here, which sing as beautifully as song birds," replied the Tin

Woodman. "But they never bite or annoy our people, because they are well fed and taken care of. The reason

"Yes," agreed Aunt Em; "they're hungry, all right. An' they ain't very particular who they feed on. I'm glad

That evening after dinner they were entertained by the Emperor's Tin Cornet Band, which played for them

several sweet melodies. Also the Wizard did a few sleightofhand tricks to amuse the company; after which

"I will go with you, and show you the way," replied the Emperor; "for I must journey today to the Emerald

"Not yet," said he; "but I'm afraid the time has come when I must tell you some very bad news, little friend."

"The Nome King has not a kind heart," said the Emperor, sadly, "and he has been harboring wicked thoughts

of revenge, because we once defeated him and liberated his slaves and you took away his Magic Belt. So he

has ordered his Nomes to dig a long tunnel underneath the deadly desert, so that he may march his hosts right

into the Emerald City. When he gets there he intends to destroy our beautiful country."

"Of course," said Dorothy; "I might have known that. And what is she going to do?"

"Pooh!" cried the Yellow Hen. "We're not afraid of the Nomes. If we roll a few of our eggs down the tunnel

"Why, that's true enough!" exclaimed Dorothy. "The Scarecrow once conquered all the Nome King's army

"But you do not understand all of the dreadful plot," continued the Tin Woodman. "The Nome King is clever,

and he knows his Nomes would run from eggs; so he has bargained with many terrible creatures to help him.

These evil spirits are not afraid of eggs or anything else, and they are very powerful. So the Nome King will

send them through the tunnel first, to conquer and destroy, and then the Nomes will follow after to get their

"Ozma sent me word yesterday that the tunnel was all completed except for a thin crust of earth at the end.

When our enemies break through this crust, they will be in the gardens of the royal palace, in the heart of the

Emerald City. I offered to arm all my Winkies and march to Ozma's assistance; but she said no."

"She answered that all the inhabitants of Oz, gathered together, were not powerful enough to fight and

overcome the evil forces of the Nome King. Therefore she refuses to fight at all."

"But they will capture and enslave us, and plunder and ruin all our lovely land!" exclaimed the Wizard,

"I fear they will," said the Tin Woodman, sorrowfully. "And I also fear that those who are not fairies, such as

the Wizard, and Dorothy, and her uncle and aunt, as well as Toto and Billina, will be speedily put to death by

"What can be done?" asked Dorothy, shuddering a little at the prospect of this awful fate.

"Nothing can be done!" gloomily replied the Emperor of the Winkies. "But since Ozma refuses my army I

will go myself to the Emerald City. The least I may do is to perish beside my beloved Ruler."

This amazing news had saddened every heart and all were now anxious to return to the Emerald City and

share Ozma's fate. So they started without loss of time, and as the road led past the Scarecrow's new mansion

"The Scarecrow is probably the wisest man in all Oz," remarked the Tin Woodman, when they had started

upon their journey. "His brains are plentiful and of excellent quality, and often he has told me things I might

never have thought of myself. I must say I rely a great deal upon the Scarecrow's brains in this emergency."

The Tin Woodman rode on the front seat of the wagon, where Dorothy sat between him and the Wizard.

"When I was a private," said Omby Amby, "I was an excellent army, as I fully proved in our war against the

Nomes. But now there is not a single private left in our army, since Ozma made me the Captain General, so

"True," said the Wizard. "The present army is composed only of officers, and the business of an officer is to

"Poor Ozma!" whispered Dorothy, with tears in her sweet eyes. "It's dreadful to think of all her lovely fairy

country being destroyed. I wonder if we couldn't manage to escape and get back to Kansas by means of the

Magic Belt? And we might take Ozma with us and all work hard to get money for her, so she wouldn't be so

"If you are hollow, they might use you in a canning factory," suggested Uncle Henry. "But I can't see the use

of your working for a living. You never eat or sleep or need a new suit of clothes."

"I was not thinking of myself," replied the Emperor, with dignity. "I merely wondered if I could not help to

As they indulged in these sad plans for the future they journeyed in sight of the Scarecrow's new mansion,

and even though filled with care and worry over the impending fate of Oz, Dorothy couldn't help a feeling of

The Scarecrow's new house was shaped like an immense ear of corn. The rows of kernels were made of solid

gold, and the green upon which the ear stood upright was a mass of sparkling emeralds. Upon the very top of

the structure was perched a figure representing the Scarecrow himself, and upon his extended arms, as well as

upon his head, were several crows carved out of ebony and having ruby eyes. You may imagine how big this

ear of corn was when I tell you that a single gold kernel formed a window, swinging outward upon hinges,

while a row of four kernels opened to make the front entrance. Inside there were five stories, each story being

The gardens around the mansion consisted of cornfields, and Dorothy acknowledged that the place was in all

"He would have been very happy here, I'm sure," she said, "if only the Nome King had left us alone. But if

"Yes," replied the Tin Woodman, "and also my beautiful tin castle, that has been my joy and pride."

"Jack Pumpkinhead's house will go too," remarked the Wizard, "as well as Professor Wogglebug's Athletic

"Yes, Oz will indeed become a desert when the Nome King gets through with it," sighed Omby Amby.

"I hear you have decided always to live in the Land of Oz, after this," he said to Dorothy; "and that will

delight my heart, for I have greatly disliked our frequent partings. But why are you all so downcast?"

Then Nick Chopper told his friend of the Nome King's tunnel, and how the evil creatures of the North had

allied themselves with the underground monarch for the purpose of conquering and destroying Oz. "Well,"

said the Scarecrow, "it certainly looks bad for Ozma, and all of us. But I believe it is wrong to worry over

anything before it happens. It is surely time enough to be sad when our country is despoiled and our people

made slaves. So let us not deprive ourselves of the few happy hours remaining to us."

"Ah! that is real wisdom," declared the Shaggy Man, approvingly. "After we become really unhappy we shall

regret these few hours that are left to us, unless we enjoy them to the utmost."

"Nevertheless," said the Scarecrow, "I shall go with you to the Emerald City and offer Ozma my services."

"And doubtless she is right, sir," answered the Scarecrow. "Still, she will appreciate our sympathy, and it is

the duty of Ozma's friends to stand by her side when the final disaster occurs."

He then led them into his queer mansion and showed them the beautiful rooms in all the five stories. The

lower room was a grand reception hall, with a handorgan in one corner. This instrument the Scarecrow,

when alone, could turn to amuse himself, as he was very fond of music. The walls were hung with white silk,

upon which flocks of black crows were embroidered in black diamonds. Some of the chairs were made in the

The second story contained a fine banquet room, where the Scarecrow might entertain his guests, and the

"From these rooms," said the Scarecrow, proudly, "one may obtain fine views of the surrounding cornfields.

The corn I grow is always husky, and I call the ears my regiments, because they have so many kernels. Of

course I cannot ride my cobs, but I really don't care shucks about that. Taken altogether, my farm will stack

The visitors partook of some light refreshment and then hurried away to resume the road to the Emerald City.

The Scarecrow found a seat in the wagon between Omby Amby and the Shaggy Man, and his weight did not

"You will notice I have one oatfield on my property," he remarked, as they drove away. "Oatstraw is, I

have found, the best of all straws to restuff myself with when my interior gets musty or out of shape."

"Are you able to restuff yourself without help?" asked Aunt Em. "I should think that after the straw was

"You are almost correct, madam," he answered. "My servants do the stuffing, under my direction. For my

head, in which are my excellent brains, is a bag tied at the bottom. My face is neatly painted upon one side of

the bag, as you may see. My head does not need restuffing, as my body does, for all that it requires is to

It was not far from the Scarecrow's mansion to the farm of Jack Pumpkinhead, and when they arrived there

both Uncle Henry and Aunt Em were much impressed. The farm was one vast pumpkin field, and some of the

pumpkins were of enormous size. In one of them, which had been neatly hollowed out, Jack himself lived,

and he declared that it was a very comfortable residence. The reason he grew so many pumpkins was in order

that he might change his head as often as it became wrinkled or threatened to spoil.

The pumpkinheaded man welcomed his visitors joyfully and offered them several delicious pumpkin pies to

"I don't indulge in pumpkin pies myself, for two reasons," he said. "One reason is that were I to eat pumpkins

I would become a cannibal, and the other reason is that I never eat, not being hollow inside."

They told Jack Pumpkinhead of the dreadful news about the Nome King, and he decided to go with them to

"I had expected to live here in ease and comfort for many centuries," said Jack, dolefully; "but of course if the

Nome King destroys everything in Oz I shall be destroyed too. Really, it seems too bad, doesn't it?"

They were soon on their journey again, and so swiftly did the Sawhorse draw the wagon over the smooth

roads that before twilight fell they had reached the royal palace in the Emerald City, and were at their

Ozma was in her rose garden picking a bouquet when the party arrived, and she greeted all her old and new

Dorothy's eyes were full of tears as she kissed the lovely Ruler of Oz, and she whispered to her:

"Why, that has not troubled me a bit, dear Princess," she replied. Then, looking around at the sad faces of her

"Well, perhaps it is more serious than I imagined," admitted the fair Ruler; "but I haven't given the matter

So they went to their rooms and prepared for dinner, and Dorothy dressed herself in her prettiest gown and

put on her coronet, for she thought that this might be the last time she would ever appear as a Princess of Oz.

The Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman and Jack Pumpkinhead all sat at the dinner table, although none of them

was made so he could eat. Usually they served to enliven the meal with their merry talk, but tonight all

As soon as the dinner was finished Ozma led the company to her own private room in which hung the Magic

"It was completed today," she replied. "They have built it right under my palace grounds, and it ends in

front of the Forbidden Fountain. Nothing but a crust of earth remains to separate our enemies from us, and

when they march here, they will easily break through this crust and rush upon us."

"The Whimsies, the Growleywogs and the Phanfasms," she replied. "I watched today in my Magic Picture

the messengers whom the Nome King sent to all these people to summon them to assemble in his great

So Ozma wished to see the Nome King's cavern, and at once the landscape faded from the Magic Picture and

was replaced by the scene then being enacted in the jeweled cavern of King Roquat.

Before the Nome King stood the Chief of the Whimsies and the Grand Gallipoot of the Growleywogs,

surrounded by their most skillful generals. Very fierce and powerful they looked, so that even the Nome King

and General Guph, who stood beside his master, seemed a bit fearful in the presence of their allies.

Now a still more formidable creature entered the cavern. It was the First and Foremost of the Phanfasms and

he proudly sat down in King Roquat's own throne and demanded the right to lead his forces through the

tunnel in advance of all the others. The First and Foremost now appeared to all eyes in his hairy skin and the

Through the arches leading into the vast series of caverns that lay beyond the throne room of King Roquat

could be seen ranks upon ranks of the invadersthousands of Phanfasms, Growleywogs and Whimsies

standing in serried lines, while behind them were massed the thousands upon thousands of General Guph's

"How long will it take us to march to the Emerald City?" asked the Grand Gallipoot of the Growleywogs.

"If we start at midnight," replied the Nome King, "we shall arrive at the Emerald City by daybreak. Then,

while all the Oz people are sleeping, we will capture them and make them our slaves. After that we will

destroy the city itself and march through the Land of Oz, burning and devastating as we go."

"Good!" cried the First and Foremost. "When we get through with Oz it will be a desert wilderness. Ozma

"We'll decide that by and by," said King Roquat hastily. "Don't let us quarrel now, friends. First let us

conquer Oz, and then we will divide the spoils of war in a satisfactory manner."

They all agreed to that, knowing the Phanfasms to be the mightiest of the combined forces. King Roquat now

invited them to attend a banquet he had prepared, where they might occupy themselves in eating and drinking

As they had now seen and heard all of the plot against them that they cared to, Ozma allowed her Magic

"It is now too late to assemble our people," said the Tin Woodman, despondently. "If you had allowed me to

arm and drill my Winkies, we might have put up a good fight and destroyed many of our enemies before we

"The Munchkins are good fighters, too," said Omby Amby; "and so are the Gillikins."

"But I do not wish to fight," declared Ozma, firmly. "No one has the right to destroy any living creatures,

however evil they may be, or to hurt them or make them unhappy. I will not fight, even to save my kingdom."

"The Nome King is not so particular," remarked the Scarecrow. "He intends to destroy us all and ruin our

"Because the Nome King intends to do evil is no excuse for my doing the same," replied Ozma.

"True," she said, readily. "I would like to discover a plan to save ourselves without fighting."

That seemed a hopeless task to them, but realizing that Ozma was determined not to fight, they tried to think

"Couldn't we bribe our enemies, by giving them a lot of emeralds and gold?" asked Jack Pumpkinhead.

"No, because they believe they are able to take everything we have," replied the Ruler.

"Let us use the Magic Belt to wish all of us in Kansas. We will put some emeralds in our pockets, and can

sell them in Topeka for enough to pay off the mortgage on Uncle Henry's farm. Then we can all live together

"No!" said Ozma, decidedly. "Never will I desert my people and leave them to so cruel a fate. I will use the

Magic Belt to send the rest of you to Kansas, if you wish, but if my beloved country must be destroyed and

"And so will I," declared the Tin Woodman and the Shaggy Man and Jack Pumpkinhead, in turn. Tiktok, the

machine man, also said he intended to stand by Ozma. "For," said he, "I should be of no use at all in

"For my part," announced Dorothy, gravely, "if the Ruler of Oz must not desert her people, a Princess of Oz

has no right to run away, either. I'm willing to become a slave with the rest of you; so all we can do with the

"I've been a slave all my life," Aunt Em replied, with considerable cheerfulness, "and so has Henry. I guess

we won't go back to Kansas, anyway. I'd rather take my chances with the rest of you."

"There is no need to despair just yet," she said. "I'll get up early tomorrow morning and be at the Forbidden

Fountain when the fierce warriors break through the crust of the earth. I will speak to them pleasantly and

"No," said Dorothy. "Of course I've seen the fountain in the palace grounds, ever since I first came to Oz; and

I've read the sign which says: 'All Persons are Forbidden to Drink at this Fountain.' But I never knew WHY

they were forbidden. The water seems clear and sparkling and it bubbles up in a golden basin all the time."

"That water," declared Ozma, gravely, "is the most dangerous thing in all the Land of Oz. It is the Water of

"Whoever drinks at the Forbidden Fountain at once forgets everything he has ever known," Ozma asserted.

"That is true; but you would forget everything else, and become as ignorant as a baby," returned Ozma.

"No; it only makes one forget," replied the girl Ruler. "It is said that oncelong, long agoa wicked King

ruled Oz, and made himself and all his people very miserable and unhappy. So Glinda, the Good Sorceress,

placed this fountain here, and the King drank of its water and forgot all his wickedness. His mind became

innocent and vacant, and when he learned the things of life again they were all good things. But the people

remembered how wicked their King had been, and were still afraid of him. Therefore, he made them all drink

of the Water of Oblivion and forget everything they had known, so that they became as simple and innocent

as their King. After that, they all grew wise together, and their wisdom was good, so that peace and happiness

reigned in the land. But for fear some one might drink of the water again, and in an instant forget all he had

learned, the King put that sign upon the fountain, where it has remained for many centuries up to this very

They had all listened intently to Ozma's story, and when she finished speaking there was a long period of

silence while all thought upon the curious magical power of the Water of Oblivion.

Finally the Scarecrow's painted face took on a broad smile that stretched the cloth as far as it would go.

"How thankful I am," he said, "that I have such an excellent assortment of brains!"

"I gave you the best brains I ever mixed," declared the Wizard, with an air of pride.

"You did, indeed!" agreed the Scarecrow, "and they work so splendidly that they have found a way to save

"I'm glad to hear that," said the Wizard. "We never needed saving more than we do just now."

"Do you mean to say you can save us from those awful Phanfasms, and Growleywogs and Whimsies?" asked

"Not now," said the Scarecrow. "You may all go to bed, and I advise you to forget your worries just as

completely as if you had drunk of the Water of Oblivion in the Forbidden Fountain. I'm going to stay here

and tell my plan to Ozma alone, but if you will all be at the Forbidden Fountain at daybreak, you'll see how

easily we will save the kingdom when our enemies break through the crust of earth and come from the

So they went away and let the Scarecrow and Ozma alone; but Dorothy could not sleep a wink all night.

"He is only a Scarecrow," she said to herself, "and I'm not sure that his mixed brains are as clever as he thinks

But she knew that if the Scarecrow's plan failed they were all lost; so she tried to have faith in him.

The Nome King and his terrible allies sat at the banquet table until midnight. There was much quarreling

between the Growleywogs and Phanfasms, and one of the weeheaded Whimsies got angry at General Guph

and choked him until he nearly stopped breathing. Yet no one was seriously hurt, and the Nome King felt

much relieved when the clock struck twelve and they all sprang up and seized their weapons.

He marshaled his Phanfasms in battle array and at his word of command they marched into the tunnel and

began the long journey through it to the Emerald City. The First and Foremost intended to take all the

treasures of Oz for himself; to kill all who could be killed and enslave the rest; to destroy and lay waste the

whole country, and afterward to conquer and enslave the Nomes, the Growleywogs and the Whimsies. And

Next marched into the tunnel the army of gigantic Growleywogs, with their Grand Gallipoot at their head.

They were dreadful beings, indeed, and longed to get to Oz that they might begin to pilfer and destroy. The

Grand Gallipoot was a little afraid of the First and Foremost, but had a cunning plan to murder or destroy that

powerful being and secure the wealth of Oz for himself. Mighty little of the plunder would the Nome King

The Chief of the Whimsies now marched his falseheaded forces into the tunnel. In his wicked little head

was a plot to destroy both the First and Foremost and the Grand Gallipoot. He intended to let them conquer

Oz, since they insisted on going first; but he would afterward treacherously destroy them, as well as King

After all his dangerous allies had marched into the tunnel the Nome King and General Guph started to follow

"Guph," said the King, "those creatures ahead of us mean mischief. They intend to get everything for

"I know," replied the General; "but they are not as clever as they think they are. When you get the Magic Belt

you must at once wish the Whimsies and Growleywogs and Phanfasms all back into their own

"Good!" cried the King. "An excellent plan, Guph. I'll do it. While they are conquering Oz I'll get the Magic

So you see there was only one thing that all were agreed uponthat Oz should be destroyed.

On, on, on the vast ranks of invaders marched, filling the tunnel from side to side. With a steady tramp,

tramp, they advanced, every step taking them nearer to the beautiful Emerald City.

"Nothing can save the Land of Oz!" thought the First and Foremost, scowling until his bear face was as black

"The Emerald City is as good as destroyed already!" muttered the Grand Gallipoot, shaking his war club

"In a few hours Oz will be a desert!" said the Chief of the Whimsies, with an evil laugh.

"My dear Guph," remarked the Nome King to his General, "at last my vengeance upon Ozma of Oz and her

And now the First and Foremost, who was in advance and nearing the Emerald City, began to cough and to

"This tunnel is terribly dusty," he growled, angrily. "I'll punish that Nome King for not having it swept clean.

"What a dusty place!" he cried. "I'll be glad when we reach Oz, where we can get a drink."

"Who has any water?" asked the Whimsie Chief, gasping and choking. But none of his followers carried a

drop of water, so he hastened on to get through the dusty tunnel to the Land of Oz.

"Where did all this dust come from?" demanded General Guph, trying hard to swallow but finding his throat

"I don't know," answered the Nome King. "I've been in the tunnel every day while it was being built, but I

"Let's hurry!" cried the General. "I'd give half the gold in Oz for a drink of water."

The dust grew thicker and thicker, and the throats and eyes and noses of the invaders were filled with it. But

not one halted or turned back. They hurried forward more fierce and vengeful than ever.

The Scarecrow had no need to sleep; neither had the Tin Woodman or Tiktok or Jack Pumpkinhead. So they

all wandered out into the palace grounds and stood beside the sparkling water of the Forbidden Fountain until

"Nothing could make me forget what I know," remarked the Scarecrow, gazing into the fountain, "for I

cannot drink the Water of Oblivion or water of any kind. And I am glad that this is so, for I consider my

"You are certainly very wise," agreed Tiktok. "For my part, I can only think by machinery, so I do

"My tin brains are very bright, but that is all I claim for them," said Nick Chopper, modestly. "Yet I do not

aspire to being very wise, for I have noticed that the happiest people are those who do not let their brains

"Mine never worry me," Jack Pumpkinhead acknowledged. "There are many seeds of thought in my head, but

they do not sprout easily. I am glad that it is so, for if I occupied my days in thinking I should have no time

In this cheery mood they passed the hours until the first golden streaks of dawn appeared in the sky. Then

Ozma joined them, as fresh and lovely as ever and robed in one of her prettiest gowns.

"Our enemies have not yet arrived," said the Scarecrow, after greeting affectionately the sweet and girlish

"They will soon be here," she said, "for I have just glanced at my Magic Picture, and have seen them

"Yes; Ozma placed it there by means of the Magic Belt," explained the Scarecrow, with one of his broad

Then Dorothy came to them, Uncle Henry and Aunt Em following close after her. The little girl's eyes were

heavy because she had had a sleepless and anxious night. Toto walked by her side, but the little dog's spirits

were very much subdued. Billina, who was always up by daybreak, was not long in joining the group by the

The Wizard and the Shaggy Man next arrived, and soon after appeared Omby Amby, dressed in his best

"There lies the tunnel," said Ozma, pointing to a part of the ground just before the Forbidden Fountain, "and

in a few moments the dreadful invaders will break through the earth and swarm over the land. Let us all stand

At once they followed her suggestion and moved around the fountain of the Water of Oblivion. There they

stood silent and expectant until the earth beyond gave way with a sudden crash and up leaped the powerful

As the leader sprang forward his gleaming eyes caught the play of the fountain and he rushed toward it and

drank eagerly of the sparkling water. Many of the other Phanfasms drank, too, in order to clear their dry and

dusty throats. Then they stood around and looked at one another with simple, wondering smiles.

The First and Foremost saw Ozma and her companions beyond the fountain, but instead of making an effort

to capture her he merely stared at her in pleased admiration of her beautyfor he had forgotten where he

But now the Grand Gallipoot arrived, rushing from the tunnel with a hoarse cry of mingled rage and thirst. He

too saw the fountain and hastened to drink of its forbidden waters. The other Growleywogs were not slow to

follow suit, and even before they had finished drinking the Chief of the Whimsies and his people came to

push them away, while they one and all cast off their false heads that they might slake their thirst at the

When the Nome King and General Guph arrived they both made a dash to drink, but the General was so mad

with thirst that he knocked his King over, and while Roquat lay sprawling upon the ground the General drank

This rude act of his General made the Nome King so angry that for a moment he forgot he was thirsty and

rose to his feet to glare upon the group of terrible warriors he had brought here to assist him. He saw Ozma

"Why don't you capture them? Why don't you conquer Oz, you idiots? Why do you stand there like a lot of

But the great warriors had become like little children. They had forgotten all their enmity against Ozma and

against Oz. They had even forgotten who they themselves were, or why they were in this strange and

beautiful country. As for the Nome King, they did not recognize him, and wondered who he was.

The sun came up and sent its flood of silver rays to light the faces of the invaders. The frowns and scowls and

evil looks were all gone. Even the most monstrous of the creatures there assembled smiled innocently and

Not so with Roquat, the Nome King. He had not drunk from the Forbidden Fountain and all his former rage

against Ozma and Dorothy now inflamed him as fiercely as ever. The sight of General Guph babbling like a

happy child and playing with his hands in the cool waters of the fountain astonished and maddened Red

Roquat. Seeing that his terrible allies and his own General refused to act, the Nome King turned to order his

great army of Nomes to advance from the tunnel and seize the helpless Oz people.

But the Scarecrow suspected what was in the King's mind and spoke a word to the Tin Woodman. Together

they ran at Roquat and grabbing him up tossed him into the great basin of the fountain.

The Nome King's body was round as a ball, and it bobbed up and down in the Water of Oblivion while he

spluttered and screamed with fear lest he should drown. And when he cried out, his mouth filled with water,

which ran down his throat, so that straightway he forgot all he had formerly known just as completely as had

Ozma and Dorothy could not refrain from laughing to see their dreaded enemies become as harmless as

babies. There was no danger now that Oz would be destroyed. The only question remaining to solve was how

The Shaggy Man kindly pulled the Nome King out of the fountain and set him upon his thin legs. Roquat was

dripping wet, but he chattered and laughed and wanted to drink more of the water. No thought of injuring any

Before he left the tunnel he had commanded his fifty thousand Nomes to remain there until he ordered them

to advance, as he wished to give his allies time to conquer Oz before he appeared with his own army. Ozma

did not wish all these Nomes to overrun her land, so she advanced to King Roquat and taking his hand in her

"They are underground elves, and that tunnel over there is full of them," she answered. "You have a beautiful

cavern at the other end of the tunnel, so you must go to your Nomes and say: 'March home!' Then follow after

The Nome King was much pleased to learn this, for he had forgotten he had a cavern. So he went to the

tunnel and said to his army: 'March home!' At once the Nomes turned and marched back through the tunnel,

and the King followed after them, laughing with delight to find his orders so readily obeyed.

The Wizard went to General Guph, who was trying to count his fingers, and told him to follow the Nome

King, who was his master. Guph meekly obeyed, and so all the Nomes quitted the Land of Oz forever.

But there were still the Phanfasms and Whimsies and Growleywogs standing around in groups, and they were

so many that they filled the gardens and trampled upon the flowers and grass because they did not know that

the tender plants would be injured by their clumsy feet. But in all other respects they were perfectly harmless

and played together like children or gazed with pleasure upon the pretty sights of the royal gardens.

After counseling with the Scarecrow Ozma sent Omby Amby to the palace for the Magic Belt, and when the

Captain General returned with it the Ruler of Oz at once clasped the precious Belt around her waist.

"I wish all these strange peoplethe Whimsies and the Growleywogs and the Phanfasmssafe back in their

It all happened in a twinkling, for of course the wish was no sooner spoken than it was granted.

All the hosts of the invaders were gone, and only the trampled grass showed that they had ever been in the

"That was better than fighting," said Ozma, when all our friends were assembled in the palace after the

"But, best of all," said Dorothy, "the wicked people have all forgotten their wickedness, and will not wish to

"True, Princess," declared the Shaggy Man. "It seems to me that to have reformed all those evil characters is

"Nevertheless," remarked the Scarecrow, "I am glad Oz is saved. I can now go back to my new mansion and

"For my part," added the Tin Woodman, "I cannot express my joy that my lovely tin castle is not to be

"Why do you allow your clockwork brains to interrupt our joy?" asked Omby Amby, frowning at the

"And you are right," declared Ozma. "I myself have been thinking of this very idea, and it seems to me there

are entirely too many ways for people to get to the Land of Oz. We used to think the deadly desert that

surrounds us was enough protection; but that is no longer the case. The Wizard and Dorothy have both come

here through the air, and I am told the earth people have invented airships that can fly anywhere they wish

"But in time the airships may cause us trouble," continued Ozma, "for if the earth folk learn how to manage

them we would be overrun with visitors who would ruin our lovely, secluded fairyland."

"Also the desert fails to protect us in other ways," Ozma went on, thoughtfully. "Johnny Dooit once made a

sandboat that sailed across it, and the Nome King made a tunnel under it. So I believe something ought to be

done to cut us off from the rest of the world entirely, so that no one in the future will ever be able to intrude

"I do not know; but in some way I am sure it can be accomplished. Tomorrow I will make a journey to the

"Of course, my dear Princess; and I also invite any of our friends here who would like to undertake the

They all declared they wished to accompany their girl Ruler, for this was indeed an important mission, since

the future of the Land of Oz to a great extent depended upon it. So Ozma gave orders to her servants to

That day she watched her Magic Picture, and when it showed her that all the Nomes had returned through the

tunnel to their underground caverns, Ozma used the Magic Belt to close up the tunnel, so that the earth

underneath the desert sands became as solid as it was before the Nomes began to dig.

Early the following morning a gay cavalcade set out to visit the famous Sorceress, Glinda the Good. Ozma

and Dorothy rode in a chariot drawn by the Cowardly Lion and the Hungry Tiger, while the Sawhorse drew

With hearts light and free from care they traveled merrily along through the lovely and fascinating Land of

Oz, and in good season reached the stately castle in which resided the Sorceress.

"I have been reading about you in my Magic Book," she said, as she greeted them in her gracious way.

"It is a record of everything that happens," replied the Sorceress. "As soon as an event takes place, anywhere

in the world, it is immediately found printed in my Magic Book. So when I read its pages I am well

"Yes, my dear; it told all about it. And also it told me you were all coming to my castle, and why."

"Then," said Ozma, "I suppose you know what is in my mind, and that I am seeking a way to prevent any one

"Yes; I know that. And while you were on your journey I have thought of a way to accomplish your desire.

For it seems to me unwise to allow too many outside people to come here. Dorothy, with her uncle and aunt,

has now returned to Oz to live always, and there is no reason why we should leave any way open for others to

travel uninvited to our fairyland. Let us make it impossible for any one ever to communicate with us in any

"Your advice is wise," returned Ozma. "I thank you, Glinda, for your promise to assist me."

"But how can you do it?" asked Dorothy. "How can you keep every one from ever finding Oz?"

"By making our country invisible to all eyes but our own," replied the Sorceress, smiling. "I have a magic

charm powerful enough to accomplish that wonderful feat, and now that we have been warned of our danger

by the Nome King's invasion, I believe we must not hesitate to separate ourselves forever from all the rest of

"No, my dear," Glinda answered, assuringly. "We shall still be able to see each other and everything in the

Land of Oz. It won't affect us at all; but those who fly through the air over our country will look down and

see nothing at all. Those who come to the edge of the desert, or try to cross it, will catch no glimpse of Oz, or

know in what direction it lies. No one will try to tunnel to us again because we cannot be seen and therefore

cannot be found. In other words, the Land of Oz will entirely disappear from the knowledge of the rest of the

"That's all right," said Dorothy, cheerfully. "You may make Oz invis'ble as soon as you please, for all I care."

"It is already invisible," Glinda stated. "I knew Ozma's wishes, and performed the Magic Spell before you

The writer of these Oz stories has received a little note from Princess Dorothy of Oz which, for a time, has

made him feel rather disconcerted. The note was written on a broad, white feather from a stork's wing, and it

This seemed to me too bad, at first, for Oz is a very interesting fairyland. Still, we have no right to feel

grieved, for we have had enough of the history of the Land of Oz to fill six story books, and from its quaint

people and their strange adventures we have been able to learn many useful and amusing things.

So good luck to little Dorothy and her companions. May they live long in their invisible country and be very