John Cleland............................................................................................................................................1

I sit down to give you an undeniable proof of my considering your desires as indispensable orders.

Ungracious then as the task may be, I shall recall to view those scandalous stages of my life, out of which I

emerg'd, at length, to the enjoyment of every blessing in the power of love, health, and fortune to bestow;

whilst yet in the flower of youth, and not too late to employ the leisure afforded me by great ease and

affluence, to cultivate an understanding, naturally not a despicable one, and which had, even amidst the whirl

of loose pleasures I had been tost in, exerted more observation on the characters and manners of the world

than what is common to those of my unhappy profession, who looking on all thought or reflection as their

capital enemy, keep it at as great a distance as they can, or destroy it without mercy.

Hating, as I mortally do, all long unnecessary preface, I shall give you good quarter in this, and use no farther

apology, than to prepare you for seeing the loose part of my life, wrote with the same liberty that I led it.

Truth! stark, naked truth, is the word; and I will not so much as take the pains to bestow the strip of a gauze

wrapper on it, but paint situations such as they actually rose to me in nature, careless of violating those laws

of decency that were never made for such unreserved intimacies as ours; and you have too much sense, too

much knowledge of the ORIGINALS themselves, to sniff prudishly and out of character at the PICTURES of

them. The greatest men, those of the first and most leading taste, will not scruple adorning their private

closets with nudities, though, in compliance with vulgar prejudices, they may not think them decent

This, and enough, premised, I go souse into my personal history. My maiden name was Frances Hill. I was

born at a small village near Liverpool, in Lancashire, of parents extremely poor, and, I piously believe,

My father, who had received a maim on his limbs that disabled him from following the more laborious

branches of countrydrudgery, got, by making of nets, a scanty subsistence, which was not much enlarg'd by

my mother's keeping a little dayschool for the girls in her neighbourhood. They had had several children;

but none lived to any age except myself, who had received from nature a constitution perfectly healthy.

My education, till past fourteen, was no better than very vulgar; reading, or rather spelling, an illegible

scrawl, and a little ordinary plain work composed the whole system of it; and then all my foundation in virtue

was no other than a total ignorance of vice, and the shy timidity general to our sex, in the tender stage of life

when objects alarm or frighten more by their novelty than anything else. But then, this is a fear too often

cured at the expence of innocence, when Miss, by degrees, begins no longer to look on a man as a creature of

My poor mother had divided her time so entirely between her scholars and her little domestic cares, that she

had spared very little of it to my instruction, having, from her own innocence from all ill, no hint or thought

I was now entering on my fifteenth year, when the worst of ills befell me in the loss of my tender fond

parents, who were both carried off by the smallpox, within a few days of each other; my father dying first,

and thereby hastening the death of my mother; so that I was now left an unhappy friendless orphan (for my

father's coming to settle there was accidental, he being originally a Kentishman). That cruel distemper which

had proved so fatal to them, had indeed seized me, but with such mild and favourable symptoms, that I was

presently out of danger, and, what I then did not know the value of, was entirely unmark'd. I skip over here an

account of the natural grief and affliction which I felt on this melancholy occasion. A little time, and the

giddiness of that age dissipated, too soon, my reflections on that irreparable loss; but nothing contributed

more to reconcile me to it, than the notions that were immediately put into my head, of going to London, and

looking out for a service, in which I was promised all assistance and advice from one Esther Davis, a young

woman that had been down to see her friends, and who, after the stay of a few days, was to return to her

As I had now nobody left alive in the village who had concern enough about what should become of me to

start any objections to this scheme, and the woman who took care of me after my parents; death rather

encouraged me to pursue it, I soon came to a resolution of making this launch into the wide world, by

repairing to London, in order to SEEK MY FORTUNE, a phrase which, by the bye, has ruined more

Nor did Esther Davis a little comfort and inspirit me to venture with her, by piquing my childish curiosity

with the fine sights that were to be seen in London: the Tombs, the Lions, the King, the Royal Family, the

fine Plays and Operas, and, in short, all the diversions which fell within her sphere of life to come at; the

Nor can I remember, without laughing, the innocent admiration, not without a spice of envy, with which we

poor girls, whose churchgoing clothes did not rise above dowlass shifts and stuff gowns, beheld Esther's

scowered satin gowns, caps border'd with an inch of lace, taudry ribbons, and shoes belaced with silver: all

which we imagined grew in London, and entered for a great deal into my determination of trying to come in

The idea however of having the company of a townswoman with her, was the trivial, and all the motives that

engaged Esther to take charge of me during my journey to town, where she told me, after her manner and

style, "as how several maids out of the country had made themselves and all their kin for ever: that by

preserving their VIRTUE, some had taken so with their masters, that they had married them, and kept them

coaches, and lived vastly grand and happy; and some, mayhap, came to be Duchesses; luck was all, and why

not I, as well as another?"; with other almanacs to this purpose, which set me a tiptoe to begin this

promising journey, and to leave a place which, though my native one, contained no relations that I had reason

to regret, and was grown insupportable to me, from the change of the tenderest usage into a cold air of

charity, with which I was entertain'd even at the only friend's house that I had the least expectation of care

and protection from. She was, however, so just to me, as to manage the turning into money of the little

matters that remained to me after the debts and burial charges were accounted for, and, at my departure, put

my whole fortune into my hands; which consisted of a very slender wardrobe, pack'd up in a very portable

box, and eight guineas, with seventeen shillings in silver; stowed up in a springpouch, which was a greater

treasure than ever I had yet seen together, and which I could not conceive there was a possibility of running

out; and indeed, I was so entirely taken up with the joy of seeing myself mistress of such an immense sum,

that I gave very little attention to a world of good advice which was given me with it.

Places, then, being taken for Esther and me in the London waggon, I pass over a very immaterial scene of

leavetaking, at which I dropt a few tears betwixt grief and joy; and, for the same reasons of insignificance,

skip over all that happened to me on the road, such as the waggoner's looking liquorish on me, the schemes

laid for me by some of the passengers, which were defeated by the vigilance of my guardian Esther; who, to

do her justice, took a motherly care of me, at the same time that she taxed me for her protection by making

me bear all travelling charges, which I defrayed with the utmost cheerfulness, and thought myself much

She took indeed great care that we were not overrated, or imposed on, as well as of managing as frugally as

It was pretty late in a summer evening when we reached Londontown, in our slow conveyance, though

drawn by six at length. As we passed through the greatest streets that led to our inn, the noise of the coaches,

the hurry, the crowds of foot passengers, in short, the new scenery of the shops and houses, at once pleased

But guess at my mortification and surprize when we came to the inn, and our things were landed and deliver'd

to us, when my fellow traveller and protectress, Esther Davis, who had used me with the utmost tenderness

during the journey, and prepared me by no preceding signs for the stunning blow I was to receive, when I say,

my only dependence and friend, in this strange place, all of a sudden assumed a strange and cool air towards

Instead, then, of proffering me the continuance of her assistance and good offices, which I relied upon, and

never more wanted, she thought herself, it seems, abundantly acquitted of her engagements to me, by having

brought me safe to my journey's end; and seeing nothing in her procedure towards me but what was natural

and in order, began to embrace me by way of taking leave, whilst I was so confounded, so struck, that I had

not spirit or sense enough so much as to mention my hopes or expectations from her experience, and

Whilst I stood thus stupid and mute, which she doubtless attributed to nothing more than a concern at parting,

this idea procured me perhaps a slight alleviation of it, in the following harangue: That now we were got safe

to London, and that she was obliged to go to her place, she advised me by all means to get into one as soon as

possible; that I need not fear getting one; there were more places than parishchurches; that she advised me

to go to an intelligence office; that if she heard of any thing stirring, she would find me out and let me know;

that in the meantime, I should take a private lodging, and acquaint her where to send to me; that she wish'd

me good luck, and hoped I should always have the grace to keep myself honest, and not bring a disgrace on

my parentage. With this, she took her leave of me, and left me, as it were, on my own hands, full as lightly as

Left thus alone, absolutely destitute and friendless, I began then to feel most bitterly the severity of this

separation, the scene of which had passed in a little room in the inn; and no sooner was her back turned, but

the affliction I felt at my helpless strange circumstances burst out into a flood of tears, which infinitely

relieved the oppression of my heart; though I still remained stupefied, and most perfectly perplex'd how to

One of the waiters coming in, added yet more to my uncertainty by asking me, in a short way, if I called for

anything? to which I replied innocently: "No." But I wished him to tell me where I might get a lodging for

that night. He said he would go and speak to his mistress, who accordingly came, and told me drily, without

entering in the least into the distress she saw me in, that I might have a bed for a shilling, and that, as she

supposed I had some friends in town (here I fetched a deep sigh in vain!) I might provide for myself in the

'Tis incredible what trifling consolations the human mind will seize in its greatest afflictions. The assurance

of nothing more than a bed to lie on that night, calmed my agonies; and being asham'd to acquaint the

mistress of the inn that I had no friends to apply to in town, I proposed to myself to proceed, the very next

morning, to an intelligence office, to which I was furnish'd with written directions on the back of a ballad

Esther had given me. There I counted on getting information of any place that such a country girl as I might

be fit for, and where I could get into any sort of being, before my little stock should be consumed; and as to a

character, Esther had often repeated to me that I might depend on her managing me one; nor, however

affected I was at her leaving me thus, did I entirely cease to rely on her, as I began to think, goodnaturedly,

that her procedure was all in course, and that it was only my ignorance of life that had made me take it in the

Accordingly, the next morning I dress'd myself as clean and as neat as my rustic wardrobe would permit me;

and having left my box, with special recommendation, with the landlady, I ventured out by myself, and

without any more difficulty than can be supposed of a young country girl, barely fifteen, and to whom every

It was kept by an elderly woman, who sat at the receipt of custom, with a book before her in great form and

I made up then to this important personage, without lifting up my eyes or observing any of the people round

me, who were attending there on the same errand as myself, and dropping her curtsies ninedeep, just made a

Madam having heard me out, with all the gravity and brow of a petty minister of State, and seeing at one

glance over my figure what I was, made me no answer, but to ask me the preliminary shilling, on receipt of

which she told me places for women were exceedingly scarce, especially as I seemed too slight built for hard

work; but that she would look over her book, and see what was to be done for me, desiring me to stay a little

On this I drew back a little, most heartily mortified at a declaration which carried with it a killing uncertainty

Presently, assuming more courage, and seeking some diversion from my uneasy thoughts, I ventured to lift

up my head a little, and sent my eyes on a course round the room, wherein they met full tilt with those of a

lady (for such my extreme innocence pronounc'd her) sitting in a corner of the room, dress'd in a velvet

mantle (nota bene, in the midst of summer), with her bonnet off; squabfat, redfaced, and at least fifty.

She look'd as if she would devour me with her eyes, staring at me from head to foot, without the least regard

to the confusion and blushes her eyeing me so fixedly put me to, and which were to her, no doubt, the

strongest recommendation and marks of my being fit for her purpose. After a little time, in which my air,

person and whole figure had undergone a strict examination, which I had, on my part, tried to render

favourable to me, by primming, drawing up my neck, and setting my best looks, she advanced and spoke to

Upon this she acquainted me that she was actually come to the office herself to look out for a servant; that she

believed I might do, with a little of her instructions; that she could take my very looks for a sufficient

character; that London was a very wicked, vile place; that she hoped I would be tractable, and keep out of bad

company; in short, she said all to me that an old experienced practitioner in town could think of, and which

was much more than was necessary to take in an artless inexperienced countrymaid, who was even afraid of

becoming a wanderer about the streets, and therefore gladly jump'd at the first offer of a shelter, especially

from so grave and matronlike a lady, for such my flattering fancy assured me this new mistress of mine was;

I being actually hired under the nose of the good woman that kept the office, whose shrewd smiles and shrugs

I could not help observing, and innocently interpreted them as marks of her being pleased at my getting into

place so soon; but, as I afterwards came to know, these BELDAMS understood one another very well, and

this was a market where Mrs. Brown, my mistress, frequently attended, on the watch for any fresh goods that

Madam was, however, so well pleased with her bargain, that fearing, I presume, lest better advice or some

accident might occasion my slipping through her fingers, she would officiously take me in a coach to my inn,

where, calling herself for my box, it was, I being present, delivered without the least scruple or explanation as

This being over, she bid the coachman drive to a shop in St. Paul's Churchyard, where she bought a pair of

gloves, which she gave me, and thence renewed her directions to the coachman to drive to her house in ***

street, who accordingly landed us at her door, after I had been cheer'd up and entertain'd by the way with the

most plausible flams, without one syllable from which I could conclude anything but that I was, by the

greatest good luck, fallen into the hands of the kindest mistress, not to say friend, that the varsal world could

afford; and accordingly I enter'd her doors with most compleat confidence and exultation, promising myself

that, as soon as I should be a little settled, I would acquaint Esther Davis with my rare good fortune.

You may be sure the good opinion of my place was not lessen'd by the appearance of a very handsome back

parlour, into which I was led and which seemed to me magnificently furnished, who had never seen better

rooms than the ordinary ones in inns upon the road. There were two gilt pierglasses, and a buffet, on which a

few pieces of plates, set out to the most shew, dazzled, and altogether persuaded me that I must be got into a

Here my mistress first began her part, with telling me that I must have good spirits, and learn to be free with

her; that she had not taken me to be a common servant, to do domestic drudgery, but to be a kind of

companion to her; and that if I would be a good girl, she would do more than twenty mothers for me; to all

which I answered only by the profoundest and the awkwardest curtsies, and a few monosyllables, such as

Presently my mistress touch'd the bell, and in came a strapping maidservant, who had let us in. "Here,

Martha," said Mrs. Brown"I have just hir'd this young woman to look after my linen; so step up and shew

her her chamber; and I charge you to use her with as much respect as you would myself, for I have taken a

Martha, who was an archjade, and, being used to this decoy, had her cue perfect, made me a kind of half

curtsy, and asked me to walk up with her; and accordingly shew'd me a neat room, two pair of stairs

backwards, in which there was a handsome bed, where Martha told me I was to lie with a young

gentlewoman, a cousin of my mistress's, who she was sure would be vastly good to me. Then she ran out into

such affected encomiums on her good mistress! her sweet mistress! and how happy I was to light upon her!

that I could not have bespoke a better; with other the like gross stuff, such as would itself have started

suspicions in any but such an unpractised simpleton, who was perfectly new to life, and who took every word

she said in the very sense she laid out for me to take it; but she readily saw what a penetration she had to deal

with, and measured me very rightly in her manner of whistling to me, so as to make me pleased with my

In the midst of these false explanations of the nature of my future service, we were rung for down again, and I

was reintroduced into the same parlour, where there was a table laid with three covers; and my mistress had

now got with her one of her favourite girls, a notable manager of her house, and whose business it was to

prepare and break such young fillies as I was to the mountingblock; and she was accordingly, in that view,

allotted me for a bedfellow; and, to give her the more authority, she had the title of cousin conferr' d on her

Here I underwent a second survey, which ended in the full approbation of Mrs. Phoebe Ayres, the name of

my tutoress elect, to whose care and instructions I was affectionately recommended.

Dinner was now set on table, and in pursuance of treating me as a companion, Mrs. Brown, with a tone to cut

off all dispute, soon overrul'd my most humble and most confused protestations against sitting down with

her LADYSHIP, which my very short breeding just suggested to me could not be right, or in the order of

At table, the conversation was chiefly kept up by the two madams, and carried on in doublemeaning

expressions, interrupted every now and then by kind assurance to me, all tending to confirm and fix my

satisfaction with my present condition: augment it they could not, so very a novice was I then.

It was here agreed that I should keep myself up and out of sight for a few days, till such cloaths could be

procured for me as were fit for the character I was to appear in, of my mistress's companion, observing

withal, that on the first impressions of my figure much might depend; and, as they well judged, the prospect

of exchanging my country cloaths for London finery, made the clause of confinement digest perfectly well

with me. But the truth was, Mrs. Brown did not care that I should be seen or talked to by any, either of her

customers, or her DOES (as they call'd the girls provided for them), till she had secured a good market for my

maidenhead, which I had at least all the appearances of having brought into her LADYSHIP'S service.

To slip over minutes of no importance to the main of my story, I pass the interval to bedtime, in which I was

more and more pleas'd with the views that opened to me, of an easy service under these good people; and

after supper being shew'd up to bed, Miss Phoebe, who observed a kind of reluctance in me to strip and go to

bed, in my shift, before her, now the maid was withdrawn, came up to me, and beginning with unpinning my

handkerchief and gown, soon encouraged me to go on with undressing myself; and, still blushing at now

seeing myself naked to my shift, I hurried to get under the bedcloaths out of sight. Phoebe laugh'd and was

not long before she placed herself by my side. She was about five and twenty, by her most suspicious

account, in which, according to all appearances, she must have sunk at least ten good years; allowance, too,

being made for the havoc which a long course of hackneyship and hot waters must have made of her

constitution, and which had already brought on, upon the spur, that stale stage in which those of her

No sooner then was this precious substitute of my mistress's laid down, but she, who was never out of her

way when any occasion of lewdness presented itself, turned to me, embraced and kiss'd me with great

eagerness. This was new, this was odd; but imputing it to nothing but pure kindness, which, for aught I knew,

it might be the London way to express in that manner, I was determin'd not to be behind hand with her, and

returned her the kiss and embrace, with all the fervour that perfect innocence knew.

Encouraged by this, her hands became extremely free, and wander'd over my whole body, with touches,

squeezes, pressures, that rather warm'd and surpriz'd me with their novelty, than they either shock'd or

The flattering praises she intermingled with these invasions, contributed also not a little to bribe my

passiveness; and, knowing no ill, I feared none, especially from one who had prevented all doubt of her

womanhood by conducting my hands to a pair of breasts that hung loosely down, in a size and volume that

full sufficiently distinguished her sex, to me at least, who had never made any other comparison...

I lay then all tame and passive as she could wish, whilst her freedom raised no other emotions but those of a

strange, and, till then, unfelt pleasure. Every part of me was open and exposed to the licentious courses of her

hands, which, like a lambent fire, ran over my whole body, and thaw'd all coldness as they went.

My breasts, if it is not too bold a figure to call so two hard, firm, rising hillocks, that just began to shew

themselves, or signify anything to the touch, employ'd and amus'd her hands awhile, till, slipping down

lower, over a smooth track, she could just feel the soft silky down that had but a few months before put forth

and garnish'd the mountpleasant of those parts, and promised to spread a grateful shelter over the seat of the

most exquisite sensation, and which had been, till that instant, the seat of the most insensible innocence. Her

fingers play'd and strove to twine in the young tendrils of that moss, which nature has contrived at once for

But, not contented with these outer posts, she now attempts the main spot, and began to twitch, to insinuate,

and at length to force an introduction of a finger into the quick itself, in such a manner, that had she not

proceeded by insensible gradations that inflamed me beyond the power of modesty to oppose its resistance to

their progress, I should have jump'd out of bed and cried for help against such strange assaults.

Instead of which, her lascivious touches had lighted up a new fire that wanton'd through all my veins, but

fix'd with violence in that center appointed them by nature, where the first strange hands were now busied in

feeling, squeezing, compressing the lips, then opening them again, with a finger between, till an "Oh!"

express'd her hurting me, where the narrowness of the unbroken passage refused it entrance to any depth.

In the meantime, the extension of my limbs, languid stretchings, sighs, short heavings, all conspired to assure

that experienced wanton that I was more pleased than offended at her proceedings, which she seasoned with

repeated kisses and exclamations, such as "Oh! what a charming creature thou art! . . . What a happy man will

he be that first makes a woman of you! . . . Oh! that I were a man for your sake! ... with the like broken

expressions, interrupted by kisses as fierce and fervent as ever I received from the other sex.

For my part, I was transported, confused, and out of myself; feelings so new were too much for me. My

heated and alarm'd senses were in a tumult that robbed me of all liberty of thought; tears of pleasure gush'd

Phoebe, herself, the hackney'd, thoroughbred Phoebe, to whom all modes and devices of pleasure were

known and familiar, found, it seems, in this exercise of her art to break young girls, the gratification of one of

those arbitrary tastes, for which there is no accounting. Not that she hated men, or did not even prefer them to

her own sex; but when she met with such occasions as this was, a satiety of enjoyments in the common road,

perhaps too, a secret bias, inclined her to make the most of pleasure, wherever she could find it, without

distinction of sexes. In this view, now well assured that she had, by her touches, sufficiently inflamed me for

her purpose, she roll'd down the bedcloaths gently, and I saw myself stretched nak'd, my shift being turned

up to my neck, whilst I had no power or sense to oppose it. Even my glowing blushes expressed more desire

than modesty, whilst the candle, left (to be sure not undesignedly) burning, threw a full light on my whole

"No!" says Phoebe, "you must not, my sweet girl, think to hide all these treasures from me. My sight must be

feasted as well as my touch . . . I must devour with my eyes this springing BOSOM . . . Suffer me to kiss it . .

. I have not seen it enough . . . Let me kiss it once more . . . What firm, smooth, white flesh is here! . . . How

delicately shaped! . . . Then this delicious down! Oh! let me view the small, dear, tender cleft! . . . This is too

much, I cannot bear it! . . . I must . . . I must . . ." Here she took my hand, and in a transport carried it where

you will easily guess. But what a difference in the state of the same thing! . . . A spreading thicket of bushy

curls marked the fullgrown, complete woman. Then the cavity to which she guided my hand easily received

it; and as soon as she felt it within her, she moved herself to and fro, with so rapid a friction that I presently

withdrew it, wet and clammy, when instantly Phoebe grew more composed, after two or three sighs, and

heartfetched Oh's! and giving me a kiss that seemed to exhale her soul through her lips, she replaced the

bedcloaths over us. What pleasure she had found I will not say; but this I know, that the first sparks of

kindling nature, the first ideas of pollution, were caught by me that night; and that the acquaintance and

communication with the bad of our own sex, is often as fatal to innocence as all the seductions of the other.

But to go on. When Phoebe was restor'd to that calm, which I was far from the enjoyment of myself, she

artfully sounded me on all the points necessary to govern the designs of my virtuous mistress on me, and by

my answers, drawn from pure undissembled nature, she had no reason but to promise herself all imaginable

success, so far as it depended on my ignorance, easiness, and warmth of constitution.

After a sufficient length of dialogue, my bedfellow left me to my rest, and I fell asleep, through pure

weariness from the violent emotions I had been led into, when nature (which had been too warmly stir'd and

fermented to subside without allaying by some means or other) relieved me by one of those luscious dreams,

We breakfasted, and the tea things were scarce removed, when in were brought two bundles of linen and

wearing apparel: in short, all the necessaries for rigging me out, as they termed it, completely.

In the morning I awoke about ten, perfectly gay and refreshed. Phoebe was up before me, and asked me in the

kindest manner how I did, how I had rested, and if I was ready for breakfast, carefully, at the same time,

avoiding to increase the confusion she saw I was in, at looking her in the face, by any hint of the night's bed

scene. I told her if she pleased I would get up, and begin any work she would be pleased to set me about. She

smil'd; presently the maid brought in the teaequipage, and I had just huddled my cloaths on, when in

waddled my mistress. I expected no less than to be told of, if not chid for, my late rising, when I was

agreeably disappointed by her compliments on my pure and fresh looks. I was "a bud of beauty" (this was her

style), "and how vastly all the fine men would admire me!" to all which my answer did not, I can assure you,

wrong my breeding; they were as simple and silly as they could wish, and, no doubt, flattered them infinitely

more than had they proved me enlightened by education and a knowledge of the world.

Imagine to yourself, Madam, how my little coquette heart flutter'd with joy at the sight of a white lutestring,

flower'd with silver, scoured indeed, but passed on me for spickandspan new, a Brussels lace cap, braided

shoes, and the rest in proportion, all secondhand finery, and procured instantly for the occasion, by the

diligence and industry of the good Mrs. Brown, who had already a chapman for me in the house, before

whom my charms were to pass in review; for he had not only, in course, insisted on a previous sight of the

premises, but also on immediate surrender to him, in case of his agreeing for me; concluding very wisely that

such a place as I was in was of the hottest to trust the keeping of such a perishable commodity in as a

The care of dressing, and tricking me out for the market, was then left to Phoebe, who acquitted herself, if not

well, at least perfectly to the satisfaction of every thing but my impatience of seeing myself dress'd. When it

was over, and I view'd myself in the glass, I was, no doubt, too natural, too artless, to hide my childish joy at

the change; a change, in the real truth, for much the worse, since I must have much better become the neat

easy simplicity of my rustic dress than the awkward, untoward, taudry finery that I could not conceal my

Phoebe's compliments, however, in which her own share in dressing me was not forgot, did not a little

confirm me in the first notions I had ever entertained concerning my person; which, be it said without vanity,

was then tolerable to justify a taste for me, and of which it may not be out of place here to sketch you an

I was tall, yet not too tall for my age, which, as I before remark'd, was barely turned of fifteen; my shape

perfectly straight, thin waisted, and light and free, without owing any thing to stays; my hair was a glossy

auburn, and as soft as silk, flowing down my neck in natural buckles, and did not a little set off the whiteness

of a smooth skin; my face was rather too ruddy, though its features were delicate, and the shape a roundish

oval, except where a pit on my chin had far from a disagreeable effect; my eyes were as black as can be

imagin'd, and rather languishing than sparkling, except on certain occasions, when I have been told they

struck fire fast enough; my teeth, which I ever carefully perserv'd, were small, even and white; my bosom

was finely rais'd, and one might then discern rather the promise, than the actual growth, of the round, firm

breasts, that in a little time made that promise good. In short, all the points of beauty that are most universally

in request, I had, or at least my vanity forbade me to appeal from the decision of our sovereign judges the

men, who all, that I ever knew at least, gave it thus highly in my favour; and I met with, even in my own sex,

some that were above denying me that justice, whilst others praised me yet more unsuspectedly, by

endeavouring to detract from me, in points of person and figure that I obviously excelled in. This is, I own,

too strong of self praise; but should I not be ungrateful to nature, and to a form to which I owe such singular

blessings of pleasure and fortune, were I to suppress, through and affectation of modesty, the mention of such

Well then, dress'd I was, and little did it then enter into my head that all this gay attire was no more than

decking the victim out for sacrifice, whilst I innocently attributed all to mere friendship and kindness in the

sweet good Mrs. Brown; who, I was forgetting to mention, had, under pretence of keeping my money safe,

got from me, without the least hesitation, the driblet (so I now call it) which remained to me after the

After some little time most agreeably spent before the glass, in scarce selfadmiration, since my new dress

had by much the greatest share in it, I was sent for down to the parlour, where the old lady saluted me, and

wished me joy of my new cloaths, which she was not asham'd to say, fitted me as if I had worn nothing but

the finest all my lifetime; but what was it she could not see me silly enough to swallow? At the same time,

she presented me to another cousin of her own creation, an elderly gentleman, who got up, at my entry into

the room, and on my dropping a curtsy to him, saluted me, and seemed a little affronted that I had only

presented my cheek to him; a mistake, which, if one, he immediately corrected, by glewing his lips to mine,

with an ardour which his figure had not at all disposed me to thank him for; his figure, I say, than which

nothing could be more shocking or detestable: for ugly, and disagreeable, were terms too gentle to convey a

Imagine to yourself a man rather past threescore, short and illmade, with a yellow cadaverous hue, great

goggling eyes that stared as if he was strangled; and outmouth from two more properly tusks than teeth,

lividlips, and breath like a jake's: then he had a peculiar ghastliness in his grin that made him perfectly

frightful, if not dangerous to women with child; yet, made as he was thus in mock of man, he was so blind to

his own staring deformities as to think himself born for pleasing, and that no woman could see him with

impunity: in consequence of which idea, he had lavish'd great sums on such wretches as could gain upon

themselves to pretend love to his person, whilst to those who had not art or patience to dissemble the horror it

inspir'd, he behaved even brutally. Impotence, more than necessity, made him seek in variety the provocative

that was wanting to raise him to the pitch of enjoyment, which too he often saw himself baulked of, by the

failure of his powers: and this always threw him into a fit of rage, which he wreak'd, as far as he durst, on the

This then was the monster to which my conscientious benefactress, who had long been his purveyor in this

way, had doom'd me, and sent for me down purposely for his examination. Accordingly she made me stand

up before him, turn'd me round, unpinn'd my handkerchief, remark'd to him the rise and fall, the turn and

whiteness of a bosom just beginning to fill; then made me walk, and took even a handle from the rusticity of

my gait, to inflame the inventory of my charms: in short, she omitted no point of jockeyship; to which he

only answer'd by gracious nods of approbation, whilst he look'd goats and monkies at me: for I sometimes

stole a corner glance at him, and encountering his fiery, eager stare, looked another way from pure horror and

affright, which he, doubtless in character, attributed to nothing more than maiden modesty, or at least the

However, I was soon dismiss'd, and reconducted to my room by Phoebe, who stuck close to me, not leaving

me alone and at leisure to make such reflections as might naturally rise to any one, not an idiot, on such a

scene as I had just gone through; but to my shame be it confess'd, such was my invincible stupidity, or rather

portentous innocence, that I did not yet open my eyes to Mrs. Brown's designs, and saw nothing in this titular

cousin of hers but a shocking hideous person which did not at all concern me, unless that my respect to all her

Phoebe, however, began to sift the state and pulses of my heart towards this monster, asking me how I should

approve of such a fine gentleman for a husband? (fine gentleman, I suppose she called him, from his being

daubed with lace). I answered her very naturally, that I had no thoughts of a husband, but that if I was to

choose one, it should be among my own degree, sure! So much had my aversion to that wretch's hideous

figure indisposed me to all "fine gentlemen," and confounded my ideas, as if those of that rank had been

necessarily cast in the same mould that he was! But Phoebe was not to be beat off so, but went on with her

endeavours to melt and soften me for the purposes of my reception into that hospitable house: and whilst she

talked of the sex in general, she had no reason to despair of a compliance, which more than one reason

shewed her would be easily enough obtained of me; but then she had too much experience not to discover

that my particular fix'd aversion to that frightful cousin would be a block not so readily to be removed, as

Mother Brown had in the mean time agreed the terms with this liquorish old goat, which I afterwards

understood were to be fifty guineas peremptory for the liberty of attempting me, and a hundred more at the

compleat gratification of his desires, in the triumph over my virginity: and as for me, I was to be left entirely

at the discretion of his liking and generosity. This unrighteous contract being thus settled, he was so eager to

be put in possession, that he insisted on being introduc'd to drink tea with me that afternoon, when we were to

be left alone; nor would he hearken to the procuress's remonstrances, that I was not sufficiently prepared and

ripened for such an attack; that I was too green and untam'd, having been scarce twentyfour hours in the

house: it is the character of lust to be impatient, and his vanity arming him against any supposition of other

than the common resistance of a maid on those occasions, made him reject all proposals of a delay, and my

At dinner, Mrs. Brown and Phoebe did nothing but run riot in praises of this wonderful cousin, and how

happy that woman would be that he would favour with his addresses; in short my two gossips exhausted all

their rhetoric to persuade me to accept them: "that the gentleman was violently smitten with me at first sight .

. . that he would make my fortune if I would be a good girl and not stand in my own light . . . that I should

trust his honour . . . that I should be made for ever, and have a chariot to go abroad in . . . ," with all such stuff

as was fit to turn the head of such a silly ignorant girl as I then was: but luckily here my aversion had taken

already such deep root in me, my heart was so strongly defended from him by my senses, that wanting the art

to mask my sentiments, I gave them no hopes of their employer's succeeding, at least very easily, with me.

The glass too march'd pretty quick, with a view, I suppose, to make a friend of the warmth of my constitution,

Thus they kept me pretty long at table, and about six in the evening, after I was retired to my own apartment,

and the tea board was set, enters my venerable mistress, follow'd close by that satyr, who came in grinning in

a way peculiar to him, and by his odious presence confirm'd me in all the sentiments of detestation which his

He sat down fronting me, and all tea time kept ogling me in a manner that gave me the utmost pain and

confusion, all the marks of which he still explained to be my bashfulness, and not being used to see company.

Tea over, the commoding old lady pleaded urgent business (which indeed was true) to go out, and earnestly

desir'd me to entertain her cousin kindly till she came back, both for my own sake and her's; and then with a

"Pray, sir, be very good, be very tender of the sweet child," she went out of the room, leaving me staring,

with my mouth open, and unprepar' d, by the suddenness of her departure, to oppose it.

We were now alone; and on that idea a sudden fit of trembling seiz'd me. I was so afraid, without a precise

notion of why, and what I had to fear, that I sat on the settee, by the fireside, motionless, and petrified,

But long I was not suffered to remain in this state of stupefaction: the monster squatted down by me on the

settee, and without farther ceremony or preamble, flings his arms about my neck, and drawing me pretty

forcibly towards him, oblig'd me to receive, in spite of my struggles to disengage from him, his pestilential

kisses, which quite overcame me. Finding me then next to senseless, and unresisting, he tears off my neck

handkerchief, and laid all open there to his eyes and hands: still I endur'd all without flinching, till

embolden'd by my sufferance and silence, for I had not the power to speak or cry out, he attempted to lay me

down on the settee, and I felt his hand on the lower part of my naked thighs, which were cross'd, and which

he endeavoured to unlock . . . Oh then! I was roused out of my passive endurance, and springing from him

with an activity he was not prepar'd for, threw myself at his feet, and begg'd him, in the most moving tone,

not to be rude, and that he would not hurt me:"Hurt you, my dear?" says the brute; "I intend you no harm .

. . has not the old lady told you that I love you? . . . that I shall do handsomely by you?" "She has indeed, sir,"

said I; "but I cannot love you, indeed I can not! . . . pray let me alone . . . yes! I will love you dearly if you

will let me alone, and go away . . . " But I was talking to the wind; for whether my tears, my attitude, or the

disorder of my dress prov'd fresh incentives, or whether he was not under the dominion of desires he could

not bridle, but snorting and foaming with lust and rage, he renews his attack, seizes me, and again attempts to

extend and fix me on the settee: in which he succeeded so far as to lay me along, and even to toss my

petticoats over my head, and lay my thighs bare, which I obstinately kept close, nor could he, though he

attempted with his knee to force them open, effect it so as to stand fair for being master of the main avenue;

he was unbuttoned, both waistcoat and breeches, yet I only felt the weight of his body upon me, whilst I lay

struggling with indignation, and dying with terror; but he stopped all of a sudden, and got off, panting,

blowing, cursing, and repeating "old and ugly!" for so I had very naturally called him in the heat of my

The brute had, it seems, as I afterwards understood, brought on, by his eagerness and struggle, the ultimate

period of his hot fit of lust, which his power was too short liv'd to carry him through the full execution of; of

When it was over he bid me, with a tone of displeasure, get up, saying that he would not do me the honour to

think of me any more . . . that the old bitch might look out for another cully . . . that he would not be fool'd so

by e'er a country mock modesty in England . . . that he supposed I had left my maidenhead with some hobnail

in the country, and was come to dispose of my skinmilk in town, with a volley of the like abuse; which I

listened to with more pleasure than ever fond woman did to protestations of love from her darling minion:

for, incapable as I was of receiving any addition to my perfect hatred and aversion to him, I look'd on this

Yet, plain as Mrs. Brown's views were now come out, I had not the heart or spirit to open my eyes to them:

still I could not part with my dependence on that beldam, so much did I think myself her's, soul and body: or

rather, I sought to deceive myself with the continuation of my good opinion of her, and chose to wait the

worst at her hands sooner than be turn'd out to starve in the streets, without a penny of money or a friend to

Whilst this confusion of ideas was passing in my head, and I sat pensive by the fire, with my eyes brimming

with tears, my neck still bare, and my cap fall'n off in the struggle, so that my hair was in the disorder you

may guess, the villain's lust began, I suppose, to be again in flow, at the sight of all that bloom of youth which

presented itself to his view, a bloom yet unenjoy'd, and of course not yet indifferent to him.

After some pause, he ask'd me, with a tone of voice mightily softened, whether I would make it up with him

before the old lady returned and all should be well; he would restore me his affections, at the same time

offering to kiss me and feel my breasts. But now my extreme aversion, my fears, my indignation, all acting

upon me, gave me a spirit not natural to me, so that breaking loose from him, I ran to the bell and rang it,

before he was aware, with such violence and effect as brought up the maid to know what was the matter, or

whether the gentleman wanted any thing; and before he could proceed to greater extremities, she bounc'd into

the room, and seeing me stretch'd on the floor, my hair all dishevell'd, my nose gushing out blood, which did

not a little tragedize the scene, and my odious persecutor still intent of pushing his brutal point, unmoved by

all my cries and distress, she was herself confounded and did not know what to say.

As much, however, as Martha might be prepared and hardened to transactions of this sort, all womanhood

must have been out of her heart, could she have seen this unmov' d. Besides that, on the face of things, she

imagined that matters had gone greater lengths than they really had, and that the courtesy of the house had

been actually consummated on me, and flung me into the condition I was in: in this notion she instantly took

my part, and advis'd the gentleman to go down and leave me to recover myself, and "that all would be soon

over with me . . . that when Mrs. Brown and Phoebe, who were gone out, were return'd, they would take

order for every thing to his satisfaction . . . that nothing would be lost by a little patience with the poor tender

thing . . . that for her part she was . . . frighten'd . . . she could not tell what to say to such doings . . . but that

she would stay by me till my mistress came home." As the wench said all this in a resolute tone, and the

monster himself began to perceive that things would not mend by his staying, he took his hat and went out of

the room, murmuring, and pleating his brows like an old ape, so that I was delivered from the horrors of his

As soon as he was gone, Martha very tenderly offered me her assistance in any thing, and would have got me

some hartshorn drops, and put me to bed; which last, I at first positively refused, in the fear that the monster

might return and take me at that advantage. However, with much persuasion, and assurances that I should not

be molested that night, she prevailed on me to lie down; and indeed I was so weakened by my struggles, so

dejected by my fearful apprehensions, so terrorstruck, that I had not power to sit up, or hardly to give

Such too, and so cruel was my fate, that I dreaded the sight of Mrs. Brown, as if I had been the criminal and

she the person injur'd; a mistake which you will not think so strange, on distinguishing that neither virtue nor

principles had the least share in the defence I had made, but only the particular aversion I had conceiv'd

I pass'd then the time till Mrs. Brown's return home, under all the agitations of fear and despair that may

About eleven at night my two ladies came home, and having receiv'd rather a favourable account from

Martha, who had run down to let them in, for Mr. Crofts (that was the name of my brute) was gone out of the

house, after waiting till he had tired his patience for Mrs. Brown's return, they came thundering upstairs, and

seeing me pale, my face bloody, and all the marks of the most thorough dejection, they employed themselves

more to comfort and reinspirit me, than in making me the reproaches I was weak enough to fear, I who had

Mrs. Brown withdrawn, Phoebe came presently to bed to me, and what with the answers she drew from me,

what with her own method of palpably satisfying herself, she soon discovered that I had been more frighted

than hurt; upon which I suppose, being herself seiz'd with sleep, and reserving her lectures and instructions

till the next morning, she left me, properly speaking, to my unrest; for, after tossing and turning the greatest

part of the night, and tormenting myself with the falsest notions and apprehensions of things, I fell, through

mere fatigue, into a kind of delirious doze, out of which I waded late in the morning, in a violent fever: a

circumstance which was extremely critical to reprieve me, at least for a time, from the attacks of a wretch

The interested care that was taken of me during my illness, in order to restore me to a condition of making

good the bawd's engagements, or of enduring further trials, and however such an effect on my grateful

disposition, that I even thought myself oblig'd to my undoers for their attention to promote my recovery; and,

above all, for the keeping out of my sight of that brutal ravisher, the author of my disorder, on their finding I

Youth is soon raised, and a few days were sufficient to conquer the fury of my fever: but, what contributed

most to my perfect recovery and to my reconciliation with life, was the timely news that Mr. Crofts, who was

a merchant of considerable dealings, was arrested at the King's suit, for nearly forty thousand pounds, on

account of his driving a certain contraband trade, and that his affairs were so desperate that even were it in his

inclination, it would not be in his power to renew his designs upon me: for he was instantly thrown into a

Mrs. Brown, who had touched his fifty guineas, advanc'd to so little purpose, and lost all hopes of the

remaining hundred, began to look upon my treatment of him with a more favourable eye; and as they had

observ'd my temper to be perfectly tractable and conformable to their views, all the girls that compos'd her

flock were suffered to visit me, and had their cue to dispose me, by their conversation, to a perfect resignation

Accordingly they were let in upon me, and all that frolic and thoughtless gaiety in which those giddy

creatures consume their leisure made me envy a condition of which I only saw the fair side; insomuch, that

the being one of them became even my ambitionP a disposition which they all carefully cultivated; and I

wanted now nothing but to restore my health, that I might be able to undergo the ceremony of the initiation.

Conversation, example, all, in short, contributed, in that house, to corrupt my native purity, which had taken

no root in education; whilst not the inflammable principal of pleasure, so easily fired at my age, made strange

work within me, and all the modesty I was brought up in the habit, not the instruction of, began to melt away

like dew before the sun's heat; not to mention that I made a vice of necessity, from the constant fears I had of

I was soon pretty well recover'd, and at certain hours allow'd to range all over the house, but cautiously kept

from seeing any company till the arrival of Lord B . . ., from Bath, to whom Mrs. Brown, in respect to his

experienced generosity on such occasions, proposed to offer the perusal ot that trinket of mine, which bears

so great an imaginary value; and his lordship being expected in town in less than a fortnight, Mrs. Brown

judged I would be entirely renewed in beauty and freshness by that time, and afford her the chance of a better

In the meantime, I was so thoroughly, as they call it, brought over, so tame to their whistle, that, had my cage

door been set open, I had no idea that I ought to fly anywhere, sooner than stay where I was; nor had I the

least sense of regretting my condition, but waited very quietly for whatever Mrs. Brown should order

concerning me; who on her side, by herself and her agents, took more than the necessary precautions to lull

Preachments of morality over the left shoulder; a life of joy painted in the gayest colours; caresses, promises,

indulgent treatment: nothing, in short, was wanting to domesticate me entirely and to prevent my going out

Hitherto I had been indebted only to the girls of the house for the corruption of my innocence: their luscious

talk, in which modesty was far from respected, their description of their engagements with men, had given

me a tolerable insight into the nature and mysteries of their profession, at the same time that they highly

provok'd an itch of florid warmspirited blood through every vein: but above all, my bedfellow Phoebe,

whose pupil I more immediately was, exerted her talents in giving me the first tinctures of pleasure: whilst

nature, now warm'd and wantoned with discoveries so interesting, piqu'd a curiosity which Phoebe artfully

whetted, and leading me from question to question of her own suggestion, explain'd to me all the mysteries of

Venus. But I could not long remain in such a house as that, without being an eyewitness of more than I

One day, about twelve at noon, being thoroughly recover' d of my fever, I happen'd to be in Mrs. Brown's

dark closet, where I had not been half an hour, resting upon the maid's settlebed, before I heard a rustling in

the bedchamber, separated from the closet only by two sashdoors, before the glasses of which were drawn

two yellow damask curtains, but not so close as to exclude the full view of the room form any person in the

I instantly crept softly, and posted myself so, that seeing every thing minutely, I could not myself be seen;

and who should come in but the venerable mother Abbess herself! handed in by a tall, brawny young

Horsegrenadier, moulded in the Hercules style: in fine, the choice of the most experienced dame, in those

Oh! how still and hush did I keep at my stand, lest any noise should baulk my curiosity, of bring Madam into

But I had not much reason to fear either, for she was so entirely taken up with her present great concern, that

Droll was it to see that clumsy fat figure of hers flop down on the foot of the bed, opposite to the closetdoor,

Her paramour sat down by her: he seemed to be a man of very few words, and a great stomach; for

proceeding instantly to essentials, he gave her some hearty smacks, and thrusting his hands into her breasts,

disengag'd them from her stays, in scorn of whose confinement they broke loose, and swagged down,

navellow at least. A more enormous pair did my eyes never behold, nor of a worse colour, flaggingsoft,

and most lovingly contiguous: yet such as they were, this neckbeef eater seem'd to paw them with a most

uninvitable gust, seeking in vain to confine or cover one of them with a hand scarce less than a shoulder of

mutton. After toying with them thus some time, as if they had been worth it, he laid her down pretty briskly,

and canting up her petticoats, made barely a mask of them to her broad red face, that blush'd with nothing but

As he stood on one side, for a minute or so, unbuttoning his waistcoat and breeches, her fat, brawny thighs

hung down, and the whole greasy landscape lay fairly open to my view; a wide openmouth'd gap,

overshaded with a grizzly bush, seemed held out like a beggar's wallet for its provision.

But I soon had my eyes called off by a more striking object, that entirely engross'd them.

Her sturdy stallion had now unbutton'd, and produced naked, stiff, and erect, that wonderful machine, which I

had never seen before, and which, for the interest my own seat of pleasure began to take furiously in it, I

star'd at with all the eyes I had: however, my senses were too much flurried, too much concenter'd in that now

burning spot of mine, to observe any thing more than in general the make and turn of that instrument, from

which the instinct of nature, yet more than all I had heard of it, now strongly informed me I was to expect that

supreme pleasure which she had placed in the meeting of those parts so admirably fitted for each other.

Long, however, the young spark did not remain before giving it two or three shakes, by way of brandishing it;

he threw himself upon her, and his back being now towards me, I could only take his being ingulph'd for

granted, by the directions he mov'd in, and the impossibility of missing so staring a mark; and now the bed

shook, the curtains rattled so, that I could scarce hear the sighs and murmurs, the heaves and pantings that

accompanied the action, from the beginning to the end; the sound and sight of which thrill'd to the very soul

of me, and made every vein of my body circulate liquid fires: the emotion grew so violent that it almost

Prepared then, and disposed as I was by the discourse of my companions, and Phoebe's minute detail of

everything, no wonder that such a sight gave the last dying blow to my native innocence.

Whilst they were in the heat of the action, guided by nature only, I stole my hand up my petticoats, and with

fingers all on fire, seized, and yet more inflamed that center of all my senses: my heart palpitated, as if it

would force its way through my bosom; I breath'd with pain; I twisted my thighs, squeezed, and compressed

the lips of that virgin slit, and following mechanically the example of Phoebe's manual operation on it, as far

as I could find admission, brought on at last the critical extasy, the melting flow, into which nature, spent

After which, my senses recover'd coolness enough to observe the rest of the transaction between this happy

The young fellow had just dismounted, when the old lady immediately sprung up, with all the vigour of

youth, derived, no doubt, from her late refreshment; and making him sit down, began in her turn to kiss him,

to pat and pinch his cheeks, and play with his hair: all which he receiv'd with an air of indifference and

coolness, that shew'd him to me much altered from what he was when he first went on to the breach.

My pious governess, however, not being above calling in auxiliaries, unlocks a little case of cordials that

stood near the bed, and made him pledge her in a very plentiful dram: after which, and a little amorous

parley, Madam sat herself down upon the same place, at the bed's foot; and the young fellow standing

sideway by her, she, with the greatest effrontery imaginable, unbuttons his breeches, and removing his shirt,

draws out his affair, so shrunk and diminish'd, that I could not but remember the difference, now crestfallen,

or just faintly lifting its head: but our experienc'd matron very soon, by chafing it with her hands, brought it to

I admired then, upon a fresh account, and with a nicer survey, the texture of that capital part of man: the

flaming red head as it stood uncapt, the whiteness of the shaft, and the shrub growth of curling hair that

embrowned the roots of it, the roundish bag that dangled down from it, all exacted my eager attention, and

renewed my flame. But, as the main affair was now at the point the industrious dame had laboured to bring it

to, she was not in the humour to put off the payment of her pains, but laying herself down, drew him gently

upon her, and thus they finish'd in the same manner as before, the old last act.

This over, they both went out lovingly together, the old lady having first made him a present, as near as I

could observe, of three or four pieces; he being not only her particular favourite on account of his

performances, but a retainer to the house; from whose sight she had taken great care hitherto to secrete me,

lest he might not have had patience to wait for my lord's arrival, but have insisted on being his taster, which

the old lady was under too much subjection to him to dare dispute with him; for every girl of the house fell to

him in course, and the old lady only now and then got her turn, in consideration of the maintenance he had,

As soon as I heard them go downstairs, I stole up softly to my own room, out of which I had luckily not

been miss'd; there I began to breathe freer, and to give a loose to those warm emotions which the sight of

such an encounter had raised in me. I laid me down on the bed, stretched myself out, joining and ardently

wishing, and requiring any means to divert or allay the rekindled rage and tumult of my desires, which all

pointed strongly to their pole: man. I felt about the bed as if I sought for something that I grasp'd in my

waking dream, and not finding it, could have cry'd for vexation; every part of me glowing with stimulating

fires. At length, I resorted to the only present remedy, that of vain attempts at digitation, where the smallness

of the theatre did not yet afford room enough for action, and where the pain my fingers gave me, in striving

for admission, tho' they procured me a slight satisfaction for the present, started an apprehension, which I

could not be easy till I had communicated to Phoebe, and received her explanations upon it.

The opportunity, however, did not offer till next morning, for Phoebe did not come to bed till long after I was

gone to sleep. As soon then as we were both awake, it was but in course to bring our lyabed chat to land on

the subject of my uneasiness: to which a recital of the love scene I had thus, by chance, been spectatress of,

Phoebe could not hear it to the end without more than one interruption by peals of laughter, and my

But, on her sounding me how the sight had affected me, without mincing or hiding the pleasurable emotions

it had inspir'd me with, I told her at the same time that one remark had perplex'd me, and that very

considerably. "Aye!" say she, "what was that?" "Why," replied I, "having very curiously and

attentively compared the size of that enormous machine, which did not appear, at least to my fearful

imagination, less than my wrist, and at least three of my handfuls long, to that of the tender small part of me

which was framed to receive it, I can not conceive its being possible to afford it entrance without dying,

perhaps in the greatest pain, since you well know that even a finger thrust in there hurts me beyond bearing . .

. As to my mistress's and yours, I can plainly distinguish the different dimensions of them from mine,

palpable to the touch, and visible to the eye; so that, in short, great as the promis'd pleasure may be, I am

Phoebe at this redoubled her laugh, and whilst I expected a very serious solution of my doubts and

apprehensions in this matter, only told me that she never heard of a mortal wound being given in those parts

by that terrible weapon, and that some she knew younger, and as delicately made as myself, had outlived the

operation; that she believed, at the worst, I should take a great deal of killing; that true it was, there was a

great diversity of sizes in those parts, owing to nature, childbearing, frequent overstretching with

unmerciful machines, but that at a certain age and habit of body, even the most experienc'd in those affairs

could not well distinguish between the maid and the woman, supposing too an absence of all artifice, and

things in their natural situation: but that since chance had thrown in my way one sight of that sort, she would

procure me another, that should feast my eyes more delicately, and go a great way in the cure of my fears

On this she asked me if I knew Polly Philips. "Undoubtedly," says I, "the fair girl which was so tender of me

when I was sick, and has been, as you told me, but two months in the house.": "The same," says Phoebe.

"You must know then, she is kept by a young Genoese merchant, whom his uncle, who is immensely rich,

and whose darling he is, sent over here with an English merchant, his friend, on a pretext of settling some

accounts, but in reality to humour his inclinations for travelling, and seeing the world. He met casually with

this Polly once in company, and taking a liking to her, makes it worth her while to keep entirely to him. He

comes to her here twice or thrice a week, and she receives him in her light closet up one pair of stairs, where

he enjoys her in a taste, I suppose, peculiar to the heat, or perhaps the caprices of his own country. I say no

more, but tomorrow being his day, you shall see what passes between them, from a place only known to

You may be sure, in the ply I was now taking, I had no objection to the proposal, and was rather a tiptoe for

At five in the evening, next day, Phoebe, punctual to her promise, came to me as I sat alone in my own room,

We went down the backstairs very softly, and opening the door of a dark closet, where there was some old

furniture kept, and some cases of liquor, she drew me in after her, and fastening the door upon us, we had no

light but what came through a long crevice in the partition between ours and the light closet, where the scene

of action lay; so that sitting on those low cases, we could, with the greatest ease, as well as clearness, see all

objects (ourselves unseen), only by applying our eyes close to the crevice, where the moulding of a panel had

The young gentleman was the first person I saw, with his back directly towards me, looking at a print. Polly

was not yet come: in less than a minute tho', the door opened, and she came in; and at the noise the door

made he turned about, and came to meet her, with an air of the greatest tenderness and satisfaction.

After saluting her, he led her to a couch that fronted us, where they both sat down, and the young Genoese

Presently, when they had exchanged a few kisses, and questions in broken English on one side, he began to

As if this had been the signal agreed on for pulling off all their cloaths, a scheme which the heat of the season

perfectly favoured, Polly began to draw her pins, and as she had no stays to unlace, she was in a trice, with

When he saw this, his breeches were immediately loosen' d, waist and knee bands, and slipped over his

ankles, clean off; his shirt collar was unbuttoned too: then, first giving Polly an encouraging kiss, he stole, as

it were, the shift off the girl, who being, I suppose, broke and familiariz' d to this humour, blush'd indeed, but

less than I did at the apparition of her, now standing starknaked, just as she came out of the hands of pure

nature, with her black hair loose and afloat down her dazzling white neck and shoulders, whilst the deepen'd

carnation of her cheeks went off gradually into the hue of glaz'd snow: for such were the blended tints and

This girl could not be above eighteen: her face regular and sweetfeatur'd, her shape exquisite; nor could I

help envying her two ripe enchanting breasts, finely plump'd out in flesh, but withal so round, so firm, that

they sustain' d themselves, in scorn of any stay: then their nipples, pointing different ways, mark'd their

pleasing separation; beneath them lay the delicious tract of the belly, which terminated in a parting or rift

scarce discernible, that modesty seem'd to retire downwards, and seek shelter between two plump fleshy

thighs: the curling hair that overspread its delightful front, cloathed it with the richest sable fur in the

universe: in short, she was evidently a subject for the painters to court her sitting to them for a pattern of

The young Italian (still in his shirt) stood gazing and transported at the sight of beauties that might have fir'd

a dying hermit; his eager eyes devour'd her, as she shifted attitudes at his discretion: neither were his hands

excluded their share of the high feast, but wander'd, on the hunt of pleasure, over every part and inch of her

In the mean time, one could not help observing the swell of his shirt before, that bolster'd out, and shewed the

condition of things behind the curtain: but he soon remov'd it, by slipping his shirt over his head; and now, as

The young gentleman, by Phoebe's guess, was about two and twenty; tall and well limb'd. His body was

finely form'd and of a most vigorous make, squareshoulder'd, and broadchested: his face was not

remarkable in any way, but for a nose inclining to the Roman, eyes large, black, and sparkling, and a

ruddiness in his cheeks that was the more a grace, for his complexion was of the brownest, not of that dusky

dun colour which excludes the idea of freshness, but of that clear, olive gloss which, glowing with life,

dazzles perhaps less than fairness, and yet pleases more, when it pleases at all. His hair, being too short to tie,

fell no lower than his neck, in short easy curls; and he had a few sprigs about his paps, that garnish'd his chest

in a style of strength and manliness. Then his grand movement, which seem'd to rise out of a thicket of

curling hair that spread from the root all round thighs and belly up to the navel, stood stiff and upright, but of

a size to frighten me, by sympathy, for the small tender part which was the object of its fury, and which now

lay expos'd to my fairest view; for he had, immediately on stripping off his shirt, gently push'd her down on

the couch, which stood conveniently to break her willing fall. Her thighs were spread out to their utmost

extension, and discovered between them the mark of the sex, the redcenter'd cleft of flesh, whose lips,

vermilioning inwards, exprest a small rubid line in sweet miniature, such as Guido's touch of colouring could

Phoebe, at this gave me a gentle jog, to prepare me for a whispered question: whether I thought my little

maidenhead was much less? But my attention was too much engross'd, too much enwrapp'd with all I saw, to

By this time the young gentleman had changed her posture from lying breadth to lengthwise on the couch:

but her thighs were still spread, and the mark lay fair for him, who now kneeling between them, display'd to

us a sideview of that fierce erect machine of his, which threaten'd no less than splitting the tender victim,

who lay smiling at the uplifted stroke, nor seem'd to decline it. He looked upon his weapon himself with

some pleasure, and guiding it with his hand to the inviting slit, drew aside the lips, and lodg'd it (after some

thrusts, which Polly seem'd even to assist) about half way; but there it stuck, I suppose from its growing

thickness: he draws it again, and just wetting it with spittle, reenters, and with ease sheath'd it now up to the

hilt, at which Polly gave a deep sigh, which was quite another tone than one of pain; he thrusts, she heaves, at

first gently, and in a regular cadence; but presently the transport began to be too violent ot observe any order

or measure; their motions were too rapid, their kisses too fierce and fervent for nature to support such fury

long: both seem'd to me out of themselves: their eyes darted fires: "Oh! . . . oh! . . . I can't bear it . . . It is too

much . . . I die . . . I am going . . ." were Polly's expressions of extasy: his joys were more silent; but soon

broken murmurs, sighs heartfetch'd, and at length a dispatching thrust, as if he would have forced himself up

her body, and then motionless languor of all his limbs, all shewed that the dieaway moment was come upon

him; which she gave signs of joining with, by the wild throwing of her hands about, closing her eyes, and

When he had finish'd his stroke, and got from off her, she lay still without the least motion, breathless, as it

should seem, with pleasure. He replaced her again breadthwise on the couch, unable to sit up, with her thighs

open, between which I could observe a kind of white liquid, like froth, hanging about the outward lips of that

recently opened wound, which now glowed with a deeper red. Presently she gets up, and throwing her arms

round him, seemed far from undelighted with the trial he had put her to, to judge at least by the fondness with

For my part, I will not pretend to describe what I felt all over me during this scene; but from that instant,

adieu all fears of what man could do unto me; they were now changed into such ardent desires, such

ungovernable longings, that I could have pull'd the first of that sex that should present himself, by the sleeve,

and offered him the bauble, which I now imagined the loss of would be a gain I could not too soon procure

Phoebe, who had more experience, and to whom such sights were not so new, could not however be unmoved

at so warm a scene; and drawing me away softly from the peephole, for fear of being overheard, guided

Here was no room either to sit or lie, but making me stand with my back towards the door, she lifted up my

petticoats, and with her busy fingers fell to visit and explore that part of me where now the heat and irritations

were so violent that I was perfectly sick and ready to die with desire; that the bare touch of her finger, in that

critical place, had the effect of a fire to a train, and her hand instantly made her sensible to what a pitch I was

wound up, and melted by the sight she had thus procured me. Satisfied then with her success in allaying a

heat that would have made me impatient of seeing the continuation of the transactions between our amourous

We had certainly been but a few instants away from it, and yet on our return we saw every thing in good

The young foreigner was sitting down, fronting us, on the couch, with Polly upon one knee, who had her

arms round his neck, whilst the extreme whiteness of her skin was not undelightfully contrasted by the

But who could count the fierce, unnumber's kisses given and taken? in which I could of ten discover their

exchanging the velvet thrust, when both their mouths were double tongued, and seemed to favour the mutual

In the mean time, his redheaded champion, that has so lately fled the pit, quell'd and abash'd, was now

recover'd to the top of his condition, perk'd and crested up between Polly's thighs, who was not wanting, on

her part, to coax and deep it in good humour, stroking it, with her head down, and received even its velvet tip

between the lips of not its proper mouth: whether she did this out of any particular pleasure, or whether it was

to render it more glib and easy of entrance, I could not tell; but it had such an effect, that the young

gentleman seem'd by his eyes, that sparkled with more excited lustre, and his inflamed countenance, to

receive increase of pleasure. He got up, and taking Polly in his arms, embraced her, and said something too

softly for me to hear, leading her withal to the foot of the couch, and taking delight to slap her thighs and

posteriors with that stiff sinew of his, which hit them with a spring that he gave it with his hand, and made

them resound again, but hurt her about as much as he meant to hurt her, for she seemed to have as frolic a

But guess my surprise, when I saw the lazy young rogue lie down on his back, and gently pull down Polly

upon him, who giving way to his humour, straddled, and with her hands conducted her blind favourite to the

right place; and following her impulse, ran directly upon the flaming point of this weapon of pleasure, which

she stak'd herself upon, up pierc'd and infix'd to the extremest hairbreadth of it: thus she sat on him a few

instants, enjoying and relishing her situation, whilst he toyed with her provoking breasts. Sometimes she

would stoop to meet his kiss: but presently the sting of pleasure spurr'd them up to fiercer action; then began

the storm of heaves, which, form the undermost combatant, were thrusts at the same time, he crossing his

hands over her, and drawing her home to him with a sweet violence: the inverted strokes of anvil over

hammer soon brought on the critical period, in which all the signs of a close conspiring extasy informed us of

For me, I could bear to see no more; I was so overcome, so inflamed at the second part of the same play, that,

mad to an intolerable degree, I hugg'd, I clasped Phoebe, as if she had wherewithal to relieve me. Pleased

however with, and pitying the taking she could feel me in, she drew me towards the door, and opening it as

softly as she could, we both got off undiscover'd, and she reconducted me to my own room, where, unable to

keep my legs, in the agitation I was in, I instantly threw myself down on the bed, where I lay transported,

Phoebe lay down by me, and ask'd me archly if, now that I had seen the enemy, and fully considered him, I

was still afraid of him? or did I think I could venture to come to a close engagement with him? To all which,

not a word on my side; I sigh'd, and could scarce breathe. She takes hold of my hand, and having roll'd up her

own petticoats, forced it half strivingly towards those parts, where, now grown more knowing, I miss'd the

main object of my wishes; and finding not even the shadow of what I wanted, where every thing was so flat,

or so hollow, in the vexation I was in at it, I should have withdrawn my hand but for fear of disobliging her.

Abandoning it then entirely to her management, she made use of it as she thought proper, to procure herself

rather the shadow than the substance of any pleasure. For my part, I now pin'd for more solid food, and

promis'd tacitly to myself that I would not be put off much longer with this foolery from woman to woman, if

Mrs. Brown did not soon provide me with the essential specific. In short, I had all the air of not being able to

wait the arrival of my lord B . . . tho' he was now expected in a very few days: nor did I wait for him, for love

It was now two days after the closetscene, that I got up about six in the morning, and leaving my bedfellow

fast asleep, stole down, with no other thought than of taking a little fresh air in a small garden, which our

backparlour open'd into, and from which my confinement debarr'd me at the times company came to the

I open'd the parlour door, and well surpriz'd was I at seeing, by the side of a fire halfour, a young gentleman

in the old lady's elbow chair, with his legs laid upon another, fast asleep, and left there by his thoughtless

companions, who had drank him down, and then went off with every one his mistress, whilst he stay'd behind

by the courtesy of the old matron, who would not disturb of turn him out in that condition, at one in the

morning; and beds, it is more than probable, there were none to spare. On the table still remain' d the punch

But when I drew nearer, to view the sleeping one, heavens! what a sight! No! no term of years, no turn of

fortune could ever erase the lightninglike impression his form made on me . . . Yes! dearest object of my

earliest passion, I command for ever the remembrance of thy first appearance to my ravish'd eyes . . . it calls

Figure to yourself, Madam, a fair stripling, between eighteen and nineteen, with his head reclin'd on one of

the sides of the chair, his hair in disorder'd curls, irregularly shading a face on which all the roseate bloom of

youth and all the manly graces conspired to fix my eyes and heart. Even the languor and paleness of his face,

in which the momentary triumph of the lily over the rose was owing to the excesses of the night, gave an

inexpressible sweetness to the finest features imaginable: his eyes, closed in sleep, displayed the meeting

edges of their lids beautifully bordered with long eyelashes; over which no pencil could have described two

more regular arches than those that grac'd his forehead, which was high, prefectly white and smooth. Then a

pair of vermilion lips, pouting and swelling to the touch, as if a bee had freshly stung them, seem'd to

challenge me to get the gloves off this lovely sleeper, had not the modesty and respect, which in both sexes

But on seeing his shirtcollar unbutton'd, and a bosom whiter than a drift of snow, the pleasure of considering

it could not bribe me to lengthen it, at the hazard of a health that began to be my life's concern. Love, that

made me timid, taught me to be tender too. With a trembling hand I took hold of one of his, and waking his

as gently as possible, he started, and looking, at first a little wildly, said with a voice that sent its harmonious

sound to my heart: "Pray, child, what o'clock is it?" I told him, and added that he might catch cold if he slept

longer with his breast open in the cool of the morning air. On this he thanked me with a sweetness perfectly

agreeing with that of his features and eyes; the last now broad open, and eagerly surveying me, carried the

It seems that having drank too freely before he came upon the rake with some of his young companions, he

had put himself out of a condition to go through all the weapons with them, and crown the night with getting

a mistress; so that seeing me in a loose undress, he did not doubt but I was one of the misses of the house,

sent in to repair his loss of time; but though he seiz'd that notion, and a very obvious one it was, without

hesitation, yet, whether my figure made a more than ordinary impression on him, or whether it was natural

politeness, he address'd me in a manner far from rude, tho' still on the foot of one of the house pliers, come to

amuse him; and giving me the first kiss that I ever relish'd from man in my life, ask'd me it I could favour

him with my company, assuring me that he would make it worth my while: but had not even newborn love,

that true refiner of lust, oppos'd so sudden a surrender, the fear of being surpriz'd by the house was a

I told him then, in a tone set me by love itself, that for reasons I had not time to explain to him, I could not

stay with him, and might not even ever see him again: with a sigh at these last words, which broke from the

bottom of my heart. My conqueror, who, as he afterwards told me, had been struck with my appearance, and

lik'd me as much as he could think of liking any one in my suppos'd way of life, ask'd me briskly at once if I

would be kept by him, and that he would take a lodging for me directly, and relieve me from any

engagements he presum'd I might be under to the house. Rash, sudden, undigested, and even dangerous as

this offer might be from a perfect stranger, and that stranger a giddy boy, the prodigious love I was struck

with for him had put a charm into his voice there was no resisting, and blinded me to every objection; I could,

at that instant, have died for him: think if I could resist an invitation to live with him! Thus my heart, beating

strong to the proposal, dictated my answer, after scarce a minute's pause, that I would accept of his offer, and

make my escape to him in what way he pleased, and that I would be entirely at his disposal, let it be good or

bad. I have often since wondered that so great an easiness did not disgust him, or make me too cheap in his

eyes, but my fate had so appointed it, that in his fears of the hazard of the town, he had been some time

looking out for a girl to take into keeping, and my person happening to hit his fancy, it was by one of those

miracles reserved to love that we struck the bargain in the instant, which we sealed by an exchange of kisses,

that the hopes of a more uninterrupted enjoyment engaged him to content himself with.

Never, however, did dear youth carry in his person, more wherewith to justify the turning of a girl's head, and

making her set all consequences at defiance for the sake of following a gallant.

For, besides all the perfections of manly beauty which were assembled in his form, he had an air of neatness

and gentility, a certain smartness in the carriage and port of his head, that yet more distinguish'd him; his eyes

were sprightly and full of meaning; his looks had in them something at once sweet and commanding. His

complexion outbloom' d the lovelycolour'd rose, whilst its inimitable tender vivid glow clearly sav'd from

the reproach of wanting life, of raw and doughlike, which is commonly made to those so extremely fair as

Our little plan was that I should get out about seven the next morning (which I could readily promise, as I

knew where to get the key of the streetdoor), and he would wait at the end of the street with a coach to

convey me safe off; after which, he would send, and clear any debt incurr'd by my stay at Mrs. Brown's, who,

he only judged, in gross, might not care to part with one he thought so fit to draw custom to the house.

I then just hinted to him not to mention in the house his having seen such a person as me, for reasons I would

explain to him more at leisure. And then, for fear of miscarrying, by being seen together, I tore myself from

him with a bleeding heart, and stole up softly to my room, where I found Phoebe still fast asleep, and

hurrying off my few cloaths, lay down by her, with a mixture of joy and anxiety that may be easier conceived

The risks of Mrs. Brown's discovering my purpose, of disappointments, misery, ruin, all vanish'd before this

newkindl' d flame. The seeing, the touching, the being, if but for a night, with this idol of my fond

virginheart, appeared to me a happiness above the purchase of my liberty or life. He might use me ill, let

him! he was the master; happy, too happy, even to receive death at so dear a hand.

To this purpose were the reflections of the whole day, of which every minute seem'd to me a little eternity.

How often did I visit the clock! nay, was tempted to advance the tedious hand, as if that would have advanc'd

the time with it! Had those of the house made the least observations on me, they must have remark'd

something extraordinary from the discomposure I could not help betraying; especially when at dinner

mention was made of the charmingest youth having been there, and stay'd breakfast. "Oh! he was such a

beauty! . . . I should have died for him! . . . they would pull caps for him! . . ." and the like fooleries, which,

however, was throwing oil on a fire I was sorely put to it to smother the blaze of.

The fluctuations of my mind, the whole day, produc'd one good effect: which was, that, through mere fatigue,

I slept tolerably well till five in the morning, when I got up, and having dress'd myself, waited, under the

double tortures of fear and impatience, for the appointed hour. It came at last, the dear, critical, dangerous

hour came; and now, supported only by the courage love lent me, I ventured, a tiptoe, downstairs, leaving

I got to the streetdoor, the key whereof was always laid on the chair by our bedside, in trust with Phoebe,

who having not the least suspicion of my entertaining any design to go from them (nor indeed had I but the

day before), made no reserve or concealment of it from me. I open'd the door with great ease; love, that

embolden'd, protected me too: and now, got safe into the street, I saw my new guardianangel waiting at a

coachdoor, ready open. How I got to him I know not: I suppose I flew; but I was in the coach in a trice, and

he by the side of me, with his arms clasp'd round me, and giving me the kiss of welcome. The coachman had

My eyes were instantly fill'd with tears, but tears of the most delicious delight; to find myself in the arms of

that beauteous youth was a rapture that my little heart swam in. Past or future were equally out of the

question with me. The present was as much as all my powers of life were sufficient to bear the transport of,

without fainting. Nor were the most tender embraces, the most soothing expressions wanting on his side, to

assure me of his love, and of never giving me cause to repent the bold step I had taken, in throwing myself

thus entirely upon his honour and generosity. But, alas! this was no merit in me, for I was drove to it by a

passion too impetuous for me to resist, and I did what I did because I could not help it.

In an instant, for time was now annihilated with me, we landed at a public house in Chelsea, hosipitably

commodious for the reception of duetparties of pleasure, where a breakfast of chocolate was prepared for

An old jolly stager, who kept it, and understood life perfectly well, breakfasted with us, and leering archly at

me, gave us both joy, and said we were well paired, i' faith! that a great many gentlemen and ladies used his

house, but he had never seen a handsomer couple . . . he was sure I was a fresh piece . . . I look'd so country,

so innocent! well my spouse was a lucky man! . . . all which common landlord's cant not only pleas'd and

sooth'd me, but help'd to divert my confusion at being with my new sovereign, whom, now the minute

approach'd, I began to fear to be alone with: a timidity which true love had a greater share in than even

I wish'd, I doted, I could have died for him; and yet, I know not how, or why, I dreaded the point which had

been the object of my fiercest wishes; my pulses beat fears, amidst a flush of the warmest desires. This

struggle of the passions, however, this conflict betwixt modesty and lovesick longings, made me burst again

into tears; which he took, as he had done before, only for the remains of concern and emotion at the

suddenness of my change of condition, in committing myself to his care; and, in consequence of that idea, did

After breakfast, Charles (the dear familiar name I must take the liberty henceforward to distinguish my

Adonis by), with a smile full of meaning, took me gently by the hand, and said: "Come, my dear, I will show

you a room that commands a fine prospect over some gardens"; and without waiting for an answer, in which

he relieved me extremely, he led me up into a chamber, airy and lightsome, where all seeing of prospects

was out of the question, except that of a bed, which had all the air of having recommended the room to him.

Charles had just slipp'd the bolt of the door, and running, caught me in his arms, and lifting me from the

ground, with his lips glew'd to mine, bore me, trembling, panting, dying, with soft fears and tender wishes, to

the bed; where his impatience would not suffer him to undress me, more than just unpinning my handkerchief

My bosom was now bare, and rising in the warmest throbs, presented to his sight and feeling the firm hard

swell of a pair of young breasts, such as may be imagin'd of a girl not sixteen, fresh out of the country, and

never before handled; but even their pride, whiteness, fashion, pleasing resistance to the touch, could not

bribe his restless hands from roving; but giving them the loose, my petticoats and shift were soon taken up,

and their stronger center of attraction laid open to their tender invasion. My fears, however, made me

mechanically close my thighs; but the very touch of his hand insinuated between them, disclosed them and

In the mean time, I lay fairly exposed to the examination of his eyes and hands, quiet and unresisting; which

confirm'd him the opinion he proceeded so cavalierly upon, that I was no novice in these matters, since he

had taken me out of a common bawdyhouse, nor had I said one thing to prepossess him of my virginity; and

if I had, he would sooner have believ'd that I took him for a cully that would swallow such an improbability,

than that I was still mistress of that darling treasure, that hidden mine, so eagerly sought after by the men, and

Being now too high wound up to bear a delay, he unbutton' d, and drawing out the engine of loveassaults,

drove it currently, as at a readymade breach . . . Then! then! for the first time, did I feel that stiff hornhard

gristle, battering against the tender part; but imagine to yourself his surprize when he found, after several

I complain'd but tenderly complain'd that I could not bear it . . . indeed he hurt me! . . . Still he thought no

more than that being so young, the largeness of his machine (for few men could dispute size with him) made

all the dificulty; and that possible I had not been enjoy'd by any so advantageously made in that part as

himself: for still, that my virgin flower was yet uncrop'd, never enter'd into his head, and he would have

He tries again, still no admittance, still no penetration; but he had hurt me yet more, whilst my extreme love

made me bear extreme pain, almost without a groan. At length, after repeated fruitless trials, he lay down

panting by me, kiss'd my falling tears, and asked me tenderly what was the meaning of so much complaining?

and if I had not borne it better from others than I did from him? I answered, with a simplicity fram'd to

persuade, that he was the first man that ever serv'd me so. Truth is powerful, and it is not always that we do

Charles, already dispos'd by the evidence of his senses to think my pretences to virginity not entirely

apocryphal, smothers me with kisses, begs me, in the name of love, to have a little patience, and that he will

Alas! it was enough I knew his pleasure to submit joyfully to him, whatever pain I foresaw it would cost me.

He now resumes his attempts in more form: first, he put one of the pillows under me, to give the blank of his

aim a more favourable elevation, and another under my head, in ease of it; then spreading my thighs, and

placing himself standing between them, made them rest upon his hips; applying then the point of his machine

to the slit, into which he sought entrance: it was so small, he could scarce assure himself of its being rightly

pointed. He looks, he feels, and satisfies himself: the driving forward with fury, its prodigious stiffness, thus

impacted, wedgelike, breaks the union of those parts, and gain'd him just the insertion of the tip of it,

lipdeep; which being sensible of, he improved his advantage, and following well his stroke, in a straight

line, forcibly deepens his penetration; but put me to such intolerable pain, from the separation of the sides of

that soft passage by a hard thick body, I could have scream'd out; but, as I was unwilling to alarm the house, I

held in my breath, and cramm'd my petticoat, which was turn'd up over my face, into my mouth, and bit it

through in the agony. At length, the tender texture of that tract giving way to such fierce tearing and rending,

he pierc'd something further into me: and now, outrageous and no longer his own master, but borne headlong

away by the fury and overmettle of that member, now exerting itself with a kind of native rage, he breaks in,

carries all before him, and one violent merciless lunge sent it, imbrew'd, and reeking with virgin blood, up to

the very hilt in me . . . Then! then all my resolution deserted me: I scream'd out, and fainted away with the

sharpness of the pain; and, as he told me afterwards, on his drawing out, when emission was over with him,

my thighs were instantly all in a stream of blood that flow'd from the wounded torn passage.

When I recover'd my senses, I found myself undress'd, and abed, in the arms of the sweet relenting murderer

of my virginity, who hung mourning tenderly over me, and holding in his hand a cordial, which, coming from

the still dear author of so much pain, I could not refuse; my eyes, however, moisten'd with tears, and

languishingly turn'd upon him, seemed to reproach him with his cruelty, and ask him if such were the rewards

of love. But Charles, to whom I was now infinitely endear'd by this complete triumph over a maidenhead,

where he so little expected to find one, in tenderness to that pain which he had put me to, in procuring himself

the height of pleasure, smother'd his exultation, and employ' d himself with so much sweetness, so much

warmth, to sooth, to caress, and comfort me in my soft complainings, which breath'd, indeed, more love than

resentment, that I presently drown'd all sense of pain in the pleasure of seeing him, of thinking that I belong'd

to him: he who was now the absolute disposer of my happiness, and, in one word, my fate.

The sore was, however, too tender, the wound too bleeding fresh, for Charles's goodnature to put my

patience presently to another trial; but as I could not stir, or walk across the room, he order'd the dinner to be

brought to the bedside, where it could not be otherwise than my getting down the wing of a fowl, and two or

three glasses of wine, since it was my ador'd youth who both serv'd, and urged them on me, with that sweet

After dinner, and as everything but the wine was taken away, Charles very impudently asks a leave, he might

read the grant of in my eyes, to come to bed to me, and accordingly falls to undressing; which I could not see

He is now in bed with me the first time, and in broad day; but when thrusting up his own shirt and my shift,

he laid his naked glowing body to mine . . . oh! insupportable delight! oh! superhuman rapture! what pain

could stand before a pleasure so transporting? I felt no more the smart of my wounds below; but, curling

round him like the tendril of a vine, as if I fear'd any part of him should be untouch' d or unpress'd by me, I

return'd his strenuous embraces and kisses with a fervour and gust only known to true love, and which mere

Yes, even at this time, when all the tyranny of the passions is fully over and my veins roll no longer but a

cold tranquil stream, the remembrance of those passages that most affected me in my youth, still cheers and

refreshes me. Let me proceed then. My beauteous youth was now glew'd to me in all the folds and twists that

we could make our bodies meet in; when, no longer able to rein in the fierceness of refresh'd desires, he gives

his steed the head and gently insinuating his thighs between mine, stopping my mouth with kisses of humid

fire, makes a fresh irruption, and renewing his thrusts, pierces, tears, and forces his way up the torn tender

folds that yielded him admission with a smart little less severe that when the breach was first made. I stifled,

however, my cries, and bore him with the passive fortitude of a heroine; soon his thrusts, more and more

furious, cheeks flush'd with a deeper scarlet, his eyes turn'd up in the fervent fit, some dying sighs, and an

agonizing shudder, announced the approaches of that extatic pleasure, I was yet in too much pain to come in

Nor was it till after a few enjoyments had numb'd and blunted the sense of the smart, and given me to feel the

titillating inspersion of balsamic sweets, drew from me the delicious return, and brought down all my

passion, that I arrived at excess of pleasure through excess of pain. But, when successive engagements had

broke and inur'd me, I began to enter into the true unallay'd relish of that pleasure of pleasures, when the

warm gush darts through all the ravish'd inwards; what floods of bliss! what melting transports! what agonies

of delight! too fierce, too mighty for nature to sustain; well has she therefore, no doubt, provided the relief of

a delicious momentary dissolution, the approaches of which are intimated by a dear delirium, a sweet thrill on

the point of emitting those liquid sweets, in which enjoyment itself is drown'd, when one gives the

How often, when the rage and tumult of my senses had subsided after the melting flow, have I, in a tender

meditation ask'd myself coolly the question, if it was in nature for any of its creatures to be so happy as I

was? Or, what were all fears of the consequence, put in the scale of one night's enjoyment of any thing so

transcendently the taste of my eyes and heart, as that delicious, fond, matchless youth?

Thus we spent the whole afternoon till supper time in a continued circle of love delights, kissing,

turtlebilling, toying, and all the rest of the feast. At length, supper was serv'd in, before which Charles had,

for I do not know what reason, slipt his cloaths on; and sitting down by the bedside, we made table and

tablecloth of the bed and sheets, whilst he suffer'd nobody to attend or serve but himself. He ate with a very

good appetite, and seem'd charm'd to see me eat. For my part, I was so enchanted with my fortune, so

transported with the comparison of the delights I now swam in, with the insipidity of all my past scenes of

life, that I thought them sufficiently cheap at even the price of my ruin, or the risk of their not lasting. The

We lay together that night, when, after playing repeated prizes of pleasure, nature, overspent and satisfy'd,

gave us up to the arms of sleep: those of my dear youth encircled me, the consciousness of which made even

Late in the morning I wak'd first; and observing my lover slept profoundly, softly disengag'd myself from his

arms, scarcely daring to breathe for fear of shortening his repose; my cap, my hair, my shift, were all in

disorder from the rufflings I had undergone; and I took this opportunity to adjust and set them as well as I

could: whilst, every now and then, looking at the sleeping youth with inconceivable fondness and delight, and

reflecting on all the pain he had put me to, tacitly own'd that the pleasure had overpaid me for my sufferings.

It was then broad day. I was sitting up in the bed, the cloaths of which were all tossed, or rolled off, by the

unquietness of our motions, from the sultry heat of the weather; nor could I refuse myself a pleasure that

solicited me so irresistibly, as this fair occasion of feasting my sight with all those treasures of youthful

beauty I had enjoy' d, and which lay now almost entirely naked, his shirt being truss'd up in a perfect wisp,

which the warmth of the room and season made me easy about the consequence of. I hung over him

enamour'd indeed! and devoured all his naked charms with only two eyes, when I could have wish'd them at

Oh! could I paint his figure as I see it now, still present to my transported imagination! a whole length of an

allperfect, manly beauty in full view. Think of a face without a fault, glowing with all the opening bloom and

vernal freshness of an age in which beauty is of either sex, and which the first down over his upper lip scarce

The parting of the double ruby pout of his lips seem'd to exhale an air sweeter and purer than what it drew in:

Then a neck exquisitely turn'd, grac'd behind and on the sides with his hair, playing freely in natural ringlets,

connected his head to a body of the most perfect form, and of the most vigorous contexture, in which all the

strength of manhood was conceal'd and soften'd to appearance by the delicacy of his complexion, the

The platform of his snowwhite bosom, that was laid out in a manly proportion, presented, on the vermilion

Nor did his shirt hinder me from observing that symmetry of his limbs, that exactness of shape, in the fall of

it towards the loins, where the waist ends and the rounding swell of the hips commences; where the skin,

sleek, smooth, and dazzling white, burnishes on the stretch over firm, plump, ripe flesh, that crimp'd and ran

into dimples at the least pressure, or that the touch could not rest upon, but slid over as on the surface of the

His thighs, finely fashioned, and with a florid glossy roundness, gradually tapering away to the knees, seem'd

pillars worthy to support that beauteous frame; at the bottom of which I could not, without some remains of

terror, some tender emotions too, fix my eyes on that terrible machine, which had, not long before, with such

fury broke into, torn, and almost ruin'd those soft, tender parts of mine that had not yet done smarting with

the effects of its rage; but behold it now! crest fall'n, reclining its halfcapt vermilion head over one of his

thighs, quiet, pliant, and to all appearance incapable of the mischiefs and cruelty it had committed. Then the

beautiful growth of the hair, in short and soft curls round its root, its whiteness, branch'd veins, the supple

softness of the shaft, as it lay foreshort'd, roll'd and shrunk up into a squab thickness, languid, and borne up

from between his thighs by its globular appendage, that wondrous treasurebag of nature's sweets, which,

rivell'd round, and purs'd up in the only wrinkles that are known to please, perfected the prospect, and all

together formed the most interesting moving picture in nature, and surely infinitely superior to those nudities

furnish'd by ]the painters, statuaries, or any art, which are purchas'd at immense prices; whilst the sight of

them in actual life is scarce sovereignly tasted by any but the few whom nature has endowed with a fire of

imagination, warmly pointed by a truth of judgment to the springhead, the originals of beauty, of nature's

unequall'd composition, above all the imitation of art, or the reach of wealth to pay their price.

But every thing must have an end. A motion made by this angelic youth, in the listlessness of going off sleep,

replac'd his shirt and the bedcloaths in a posture that shut up that treasure from longer view.

I lay down then, and carrying my hands to that part of me in which the objects just seen had begun to raise a

mutiny that prevail'd over the smart of them, my fingers now open'd themselves an easy passage; but long I

had not time to consider the wide difference there, between the maid and the now finish'd woman, before

Charles wak'd, and turning towards me, kindly enquir'd how I had rested? and, scarce giving me time to

answer, imprinted on my lips one of his burning rapturekisses, which darted a flame to my heart, that from

thence radiated to every part of me; and presently, as if he had proudly meant revenge for the survey I had

smuggled of all his naked beauties, he spurns off the bedcloaths, and trussing up my shift as high as it would

go, took his turn to feast his eyes on all the gifts nature had bestow'd on my person; his busy hands, too,

rang'd intemperately over every part of me. The delicious austerity and hardness of my yet unripe budding

breasts, the whiteness and firmness of my flesh, the freshness and regularity of my features, the harmony of

my limbs, all seem'd to confirm him in his satisfaction with his bargain; but when curious to explore the

havoc he had made in the centre of his overfierce attack, he not only directed his hands there, but with a

pillow put under, placed me favourably for his wanton purpose of inspection. Then, who can express the fire

his eyes glisten'd, his hands glow'd with! whilst sighs of pleasure, and tender broken exclamations, were all

the praises he could utter. By this time his machine, stiffly risen at me, gave me to see it in its highest state

and bravery. He feels it himself, seems pleas'd at its condition, and, smiling loves and graces, seizes one of

my hands, and carries it, with a gentle compulsion, to his pride of nature, and its richest masterpiece.

I, struggling faintly, could not help feeling what I could not grasp, a column of the whitest ivory, beautifully

streak'd with blue veins, and carrying, fully uncapt, a head of the liveliest vermilion: no horn could be harder

or stiffer; yet no velvet more smooth or delicious to the touch. Presently he guided my hand lower, to that

part in which nature and pleasure keep their stores in concert, so aptly fasten'd and hung on to the root of their

first instrument and minister, that not improperly he might be styl'd their pursebearer too: there he made me

feel distinctly, through their soft cover, the contents, a pair of roundish balls, that seem'd to play within, and

But now this visit of my soft warm hand in those so sensible parts had put every thing into such ungovernable

fury that, disdaining all further preluding, and taking advantage of my commodious posture, he made the

storm fall where I scarce patiently expected, and where he was sure to lay it: presently, then, I felt the stiff

insertion between the yielding, divided lips of the wound, now open for life; where the narrowness no longer

put me to intolerable pain, and afforded my lover no more difficulty than what heighten' d his pleasure, in the

strict embrace of that tender, warm sheath, round the instrument it was so delicately adjusted to, and which,

now cased home, so gorged me with pleasure that it perfectly suffocated me and took away my breath; then

the killing thrusts! the unnumber'd kisses! every one of which was a joy inexpressible; and that joy lost in a

crowd of yet greater blisses! But this was a disorder too violent in nature to last long: the vessels, so stirr'd

and intensely heated, soon boil'd over, and for that time put out the fire; meanwhile all this dalliance and

disport had so far consum'd the morning, that it became a kind of necessity to lay breakfast and dinner into

In our calmer intervals Charles gave the following account of himself, every word of which was true. He was

the only son of a father who, having a small post in the revenue, rather overliv'd his income, and had given

this young gentleman a very slender education: no profession had he bred him up to, but design'd to provide

for him in the army, by purchasing him an ensign's commission, that is to say, provided he could raise the

money, or procure it by interest, either of which clauses was rather to be wish'd than hoped for by him. On no

better a plan, however, had this improvident father suffer'd this youth, a youth of great promise, to run up to

the age of manhood, or near it at least, in next to idleness; and had, besides, taken no sort of pains to give him

even the common premonitions against the vices of the town, and the dangers of all sorts, which wait the

unexperienc'd and unwary in it. He liv'd at home, and at discretion, with his father, who himself kept a

mistress; and for the rest, provided Charles did not ask him for money, he was indolently kind to him: he

might lie out when he pleas'd; any excuse would serve, and even his reprimands were so slight that they

carried with them rather an air of connivance at the fault than any serious control or constraint. But, to supply

his calls for money, Charles, whose mother was dead, had, by her side, a grandmother who doted upon him.

She had a considerable annuity to live on, and very regularly parted with every shilling she could spare to this

darling of hers, to the no little heartburn of his father; who was vex'd, not that she by this means fed his

son's extravagance, but that she preferr'd Charles to himself; and we shall too soon see what a fatal turn such

Charles was, however, by the means of his grandmother' s lavish fondness, very sufficiently enabled to keep a

mistress so easily contented as my love made me; and my good fortune, for such I must ever call it, threw me

As to temper, the even sweetness of it made him seem born for domestic happiness: tender, naturally polite,

and gentlemanner'd; it could never be his fault if ever jars or animosities ruffled a calm he was so qualified

in every way to maintain or restore. Without those great or shining qualities that constitute a genius, or are fit

to make a noise in the world, he had all those humble ones that compose the softer social merit: plain

common sense, set off with every grace of modesty and good nature, made him, if not admir'd, what is much

happier, universally belov'd and esteem'd. But, as nothing but the beauties of his person had at first attracted

my regard and fix'd my passion, neither was I then a judge of that internal merit, which I had afterward full

occasion to discover, and which perhaps, in that season of giddiness and levity, would have touch'd my heart

very little, had it been lodg'd in a person less the delight of my eyes and idol of my senses. But to return to

After dinner, which we ate abed in a most voluptuous disorder, Charles got up, and taking a passionate

leave of me for a few hours, he went to town where, concerting matters with a young sharp lawyer, they went

together to my late venerable mistress's, from whence I had, but the day before, made my elopement, and

with whom he was determin'd to settle accounts in a manner that should cut off all after reckonings from that

Accordingly they went; but on the way, the Templar, his friend, on thinking over Charles's information, saw

reason to give their visit another turn, and, instead of offering satisfaction, to demand it.

On being let in, the girls of the house flock'd round Charles, whom they knew, and from the earliness of my

escape, and their perfect ignorance of his ever having so much as seen me, not having the least suspicion of

his being accessory to my flight, they were, in their way, making up to him; and as to his companion, they

took him probably for a fresh cully. But the Templar soon check'd their forwardness, by enquiring for the old

lady, with whom, he said, with a grave judgelike countenance, that he had some business to settle.

Madam was immediately sent down for, and the ladies being desir'd to clear the room, the lawyer ask'd her,

severely, if she did know, or had not decoy'd, under pretence of hiring as a servant, a young girl, just come

out of the country, called FRANCES or FANNY HILL, describing me withal as particularly as he could from

It is peculiar to vice to tremble at the enquiries of justice; and Mrs. Brown, whose conscience was not entirely

clear upon my account, as knowing as she was of the town, as hackney's as she was in bluffing through all the

dangers of her vocation, could not help being alarm'd at the question, especially when he went on to talk of a

Justice of peace, Newgate, the Old Bailey, indictments for keeping a disorderly house, pillory, carting, and

the whole process of that nature. She, who, it is likely, imagin'd I had lodg'd an information against her house,

look'd extremely blank, and began to make a thousand protestations and excuses. However, to abridge, they

brought away triumphantly my box of things, which, had she not been under an awe, she might have disputed

with them; and not only that; but a clearance and discharge of any demands on the house, at the expense of no

more than a bowl of arrackpunch, the treat of which, together with the choice of the house conveniences,

was offer'd and not accepted. Charles all the time acted the chancecompanion of the lawyer, who had

brought him there, as he knew the house, and appear'd in no wise interested in the issue; but he had the

collateral pleasure of hearing all that I had told him verified, so far as the bawd's fears would give her leave to

enter into my history, which, if one may guess by the composition she so readily came into, were not small.

Phoebe, my kind tutoress Phoebe, was at that time gone out, perhaps in search of me, or their cook'dup story

This negotiation had, however, taken up some time, which would have appear'd much longer to me, left as I

was, in a strange house, if the landlady, a motherly sort of a woman, to whom Charles had liberally

recommended me, had not come up and borne me company. We drank tea, and her chat help'd to pass away

the time very agreeably, since he was our theme; but as the evening deepened, and the hour set for his return

was elaps'd, I could not dispel the gloom of impatience and tender fears which gathered upon me, and which

Long, however, I did not suffer: the sight of him overpaid me; and the soft reproach I had prepar'd for him

I was still abed, yet unable to use my legs otherwise than awkwardly, and Charles flew to me, catched me in

his arms, rais'd and extending mine to meet his dear embrace, and gives me an account, interrupted by many a

I could not help laughing at the fright the old woman had been put into, which my ignorance, and indeed my

want of innocence, had far from prepar'd me for bespeaking. She had, it seems, apprehended that I fled for

shelter to some relation I had recollected in town, on my dislike of their ways and proceeding towards me,

and that this application came from thence; for, as Charles had rightly judg'd not one neighbour had, at that

still hour, seen the circumstance of my escape into the coach, or, at least, notic'd him; neither had any in the

house the least hint or clue of suspicion of my having spoke to him, much less of my having clapt up such a

sudden bargain with a perfect stranger: thus the greatest improbability is not always what we should most

We supped with all the gaiety of two young giddy creatures at the top of their desires; and as I had most

joyfully given up to Charles the whole charge of my future happiness, I thought of nothing beyond the

He came to bed in due time; and this second night, the pain being pretty well over, I tasted, in full draughts,

all the transports of perfect enjoyment: I swam, I bathed in bliss, till both fell fast asleep, through the natural

consequences of satisfied desires, and appeas'd flames; nor did we wake but to renew'd raptures.

Thus, making the most of love and life, did we stay in this lodging in Chelsea about ten days; in which time

Charles took care to give his excursions from home a favourable gloss, and to keep his footing with his fond

indulgent grandmother, from whom he drew constant and sufficient supplies for the charge I was to him, and

which was very trifling, in comparision with his former less regular course of pleasures.

Charles remov'd me then to a private ready furnish'd lodging in D . . . street, St. James's, where he paid half a

guinea a week for two rooms and a closet on the second floor, which he had been some time looking out for,

and was more convenient for the frequency of his visits than where he had at first plac'd me, in a house which

I cannot say but I left with regret, as it was infinitely endear'd to me by the first possession of my Charles,

and the circumstance of losing, there, that jewel which can never be twice lost. The landlord, however, had no

reason to complain of any thing, but of a procedure in Charles too liberal not to make him regret the loss of

Arrived at our new lodgings, I remember I thought them extremely fine, though ordinary enough, even at that

price; but, had it been a dungeon that Charles had brought me to, his presence would have made it a little

The landlady, Mrs. Jones, waited on us to our apartment, and with great volubility of tongue explain'd to us

all its conveniencesthat her own maid should wait on us . . . that the best of quality had lodg'd at her house

. . . that her first floor was let to a foreign secretary of an embassy, and his lady . . . that I looked like a very

goodnatur' d lady. . . . At the word lady, I blush'd out of flatter'd vanity: this was too strong for a girl of my

condition; for though Charles had had the precaution of dressing me in a less tawdry flaunting style than were

the cloaths I escap'd to him in, and of passing me for his wife, that he had secretly married, and kept private

(the old story) on account of his friends, I dare swear this appear'd extremely apocryphal to a woman who

knew the town so well as she did; but that was the least of her concern. It was impossible to be less

scrupleridden than she was; and the advantage of letting her rooms being her sole object, the truth itself

A sketch of her picture, and personal history, will dispose you to account for the part she is to act in my

She was about fortysix years old, tall, meagre, redhair' d, with one of those trivial ordinary faces you meet

with everywhere, and go about unheeded and unmentioned. In her youth she had been kept by a gentleman

who, dying, left her forty pounds a year during her life, in consideration of a daughter he had by her; which

daughter, at the age of seventeen, she sold, for not a very considerable sum neither, to a gentleman who was

going on Envoy abroad, and took his purchase with him, where he us'd her with the utmost tenderness, and it

is thought, was secretly married to her: but had constantly made a point of her not keeping up the least

correspondence with a mother base enough to make a market of her own flesh and blood. However, as she

had no nature, nor, indeed, any passion but that of money, this gave her no further uneasiness, than, as she

thereby lost a handle of squeezing presents, or other afteradvantages, out of the bargain. Indifferent then, by

nature of constitution, to every other pleasure but that of increasing the lump by any means whatever, she

commenc'd a kind of private procuress, for which she was not amiss fitted, by her grave decent appearance,

and sometimes did a job in the matchmaking way; in short, there was nothing that appear'd to her under the

shape of gain that she would not have undertaken. She knew most of the ways of the town, having not only

herself been upon, but kept up constant intelligences in it, dealing, besides her practice in promoting a

harmony between the two sexes, in private pawnbroking and other profitable secrets. She rented the house

she liv'd in, and made the most of it by letting it out in lodgings; though she was worth, at least, near three or

four thousand pounds, she would not allow herself even the necessaries of life, and pinn'd her subsistence

When she saw such a young pair come under her roof, her immediate notions, doubtless, were how she

should make the most money of us, by every means that money might be made, and which, she rightly

In this hopeful sanctuary, and under the clutches of this harpy, did we pitch our residence. It will not be

mighty material to you, or very pleasant to me, to enter into a detail of all the petty cutthroat ways and

means with which she used to fleece us; all which Charles indolently chose to bear with, rather than take the

trouble of removing, the difference of expense being scarce attended to by a young gentleman who had no

idea of stint, or even of economy, and a raw country girl who knew nothing of the matter.

Here, however, under the wings of my sovereignly belov'd, did I flow the most delicious hours of my life; my

Charles I had, and, in him, everything my fond heart could wish or desire. He carried me to plays, operas,

masquerades, and every diversion of the town; all of which pleas'd me indeed, but pleas'd me infinitely the

more for his being with me, and explaining everything to me, and enjoying, perhaps, the natural impressions

of surprize and admiration, which such sights, at the first, never fail to excite in a country girl, new to the

delights of them; but to me, they sensibly prov'd the power and full dominion of the sole passion of my heart

over me, a passion in which soul and body were concentre'd, and left me no room for any other relish of life

As to the men I saw at those places, or at any other, they suffer'd so much in the comparison my eyes made of

them with my allperfect Adonis, that I had not the infidelity even of one wandering thought to reproach

myself with upon his account. He was the universe to me, and all that was not him was nothing to me.

My love, in fine, was so excessive, that it arriv'd at annihilating every suggestion or kindling spark of

jealousy; for, one idea only tending that way, gave me such exquisite torment that my selflove, and dread of

worse than death, made me for ever renounce and defy it: nor had I, indeed, occasion; for, were I to enter here

on the recital of several instances wherein Charles sacrific'd to me women of greater importance than I dare

hint (which, considering his form, was no such wonder), I might, indeed, give you full proof of his unshaken

constancy to me; but would not you accuse me of warming up again a feast that my vanity ought long ago to

In our cessations from active pleasure, Charles fram'd himself one, in instructing me, as far as his own lights

reach'd, in a great many points of life that I was, in consequence of my noeducation, perfectly ignorant of:

nor did I suffer one word to fall in vain from the mouth of my lovely teacher: I hung on every syllable he

utter'd, and receiv' d as oracles, all he said; whilst kisses were all the interruption I could not refuse myself the

I was in a little time enabled, by the progress I had made, to prove the deep regard I had paid to all that he had

said to me: repeating it to him almost word for word; and to shew that I was not entirely the parrot, but that I

reflected upon, that I enter'd into it, I join'd my own comments, and ask'd him questions of explanation.

My country accent, and the rusticity of my gait, manners, and deportment, began now sensibly to wear off, so

quick was my observation, and so efficacious my desire of growing every day worthier of his heart.

As to money, though he brought me constantly all he receiv'd, it was with difficulty he even got me to give it

room in my bureau; and what clothes I had, he could prevail on me to accept of on no other foot than that of

pleasing him by the greater neatness in my dress, beyond which I had no ambition. I could have made a

pleasure of the greatest toil, and worked my fingers to the bone, with joy, to have supported him: guess, then,

if I could harbour any idea of being burdensome to him, and this disinterested turn in me was so unaffected,

so much the dictate of my heart, that Charles could not but feel it: and if he did not love me as I did him

(which was the constant and only matter of sweet contention between us), he manag'd so, at least, as to give

me the satisfaction of believing it impossible for man to be more tender, more true, more faithful than he was.

Our landlady, Mrs. Jones, came frequently up to my apartment, from whence I never stirr'd on any pretext

without Charles; nor was it long before she worm'd out, without much art, the secret of our having cheated

the church of a ceremony, and, in course, of the terms we liv'd together upon; a circumstance which far from

displeas'd her, considering the designs she had upon me, and which, alas! she will, too soon, have room to

carry into execution. But in the mean time, her own experience of life let her see that any attempt, however

indirect or disguis'd to divert or break, at least presently, so strong a cement of hearts as ours was, could only

end in losing two lodgers, of whom she made very competent advantages, if either of us came to smoke her

commission; for a commission she had from one of her customers, either to debauch, or get me away from

But the barbarity of my fate soon sav'd her the task of disuniting us. I had now been eleven months with this

life of my life, which had passed in one continu'd rapid stream of delight: but nothing so violent was ever

made to last. I was about three months gone with child by him, a circumstance which would have added to

his tenderness had he ever left me room to believe it could receive an addition, when the mortal, the

unexpected blow of separation fell upon us. I shall gallop post over the particulars, which I shudder yet to

think of, and cannot to this instant reconcile myself how, or by what means, I could outlive it.

Two lifelong days had I linger'd through without hearing from him, I who breath'd, who existed but in him,

and had never yet seen twentyfour hours pass without seeing or hearing from him. The third day my

impatience was so strong, my alarms had been so severe, that I perfectly sicken'd with them; and being

unable to support the shock longer, I sunk upon the bed and ringing for Mrs. Jones, who had far from

comforted me under my anxieties, she came up. I had scarce breath and spirit enough to find words to beg of

her, if she would save my life, to fall upon some means of finding out, instantly, what was become of its only

prop and comfort. She pity'd me in a way that rather sharpen'd my affliction than suspended it, and went out

Far she had not to go: Charles's father lived but at an easy distance, in one of the streets that run into Covent

Garden. There she went into a publick house, and from thence sent for a maidservant, whose name I had

The maid readily came, and as readily, when Mrs. Jones enquir'd of her what was become of Mr. Charles, or

whether he was gone out of town, acquainted her with the disposal of her master's son, which, the very day

after, was no secret to the servants. Such sure measures had he taken, for the most cruel punishment of his

child for having more interest with his grandmother than he had, though he made use of a pretense, plausible

enough, to get rid of him in this secret and abrupt manner, for fear her fondness should have interpos' d a bar

to his leaving England, and proceeding on a voyage he had concerted for him; which pretext was, that it was

indispensably necessary to secure a considerable inheritance that devolv'd to him by the death of a rich

merchant (his own brother) at one of the factories in the SouthSeas, of which he had lately receiv'd advice,

In consequence of which resolution to send away his son, he had, unknown to him, made the necessary

preparations for fitting him out, struck a bargain with the captain of a ship, whose punctual execution of his

orders he had secured, by his interest with his principal owner and patron; and, in short, concerted his

measures so secretly and effectually that whilst his son thought he was going down the river for a few hours,

he was stopt on board of a ship, debar'd from writing, and more strictly watch'd than a State criminal.

Thus was the idol of my soul torn from me, and forc'd on a long voyage, without taking of one friend, or

receiving one line of comfort, except a dry explanation and instructions, from his father, how to proceed

when he should arrive at his destin'd port, enclosing, withal, some letters of recommendation to a factor there:

The maid, at the same time, added that she was sure this usage of her sweet young master would be the death

of his grandmama, as indeed it prov'd true; for the old lady, on hearing it, did not survive the news a whole

month; and as her fortune consisted in an annuity, out of which she had laid up no reserves, she left nothing

worth mentioning to her so fatally envied darling, but absolutely refus'd to see his father before she died.

When Mrs. Jones return'd and I observ'd her looks, they seem'd so unconcern'd, and even near to pleas'd, that

I half flatter'd myself she was going to set my tortur'd heart at ease by bringing me good news; but this,

indeed, was a cruel delusion of hope: the barbarian, with all the coolness imaginable, stab'd me to the heart,

in telling me, succinctly, that he was sent away at least on a four years' voyage (here she stretch'd

maliciously), and that I could not expect, in reason, ever to see him again: and all this with such prenant

circumstances that I could not help giving them credit, as in general they were, indeed, too true!

She had hardly finish'd her report before I fainted away and after several successive fits, all the while wild

and senseless, I miscarried of the dear pledge of my Charles's love: but the wretched never die when it is

The cruel and interested care taken to recover me sav'd an odious life: which, instead of the happiness and

joys it had overflow'd in, all of a sudden presented no view before me of any thing but the depth of misery,

Thus I lay six weeks, in the struggles of youth and constitution, against the friendly efforts of death, which I

constantly invoked to my relief and deliverance, but which proving too weak for my wish, I recovered at

length, tho' into a state of stupefaction and despair that threatened me with the loss of my senses, and a

Time, however, that great comforter in ordinary, began to assuage the violence of my sufferings, and to numb

my feeling of them. My health return'd to me, though I still retain'd an air of grief, dejection, and languor,

which taking off the ruddiness of my country complexion, render'd it rather more delicate and affecting.

The landlady had all this while officiously provided, and taken care that I wanted for nothing: and as soon as

she saw me retriev'd into a condition of answering her purpose, one day, after we had dined together, she

congratulated me on my recovery, the merit of which she took entirely to herself, and all this by way of

introduction to a most terrible and scurvy epilogue: "You are now," says she, "Miss Fanny, tolerably well,

and you are very welcome to stay in the lodgings as long as you please; you see I have ask'd you for nothing

this long time, but truly I have a call to make up a sum of money, which must be answer'd." And, with that,

presents me with a bill of arrears for rent, diet, apothecary's charges, nurse, etc., sum total twentythree

pounds, seventeen and sixpence: towards discharging of which, I had not in the world (which she well

knew) more than seven guineas, left by chance, of my dear Charles's common stock with me. At the same

time, she desir'd me to tell her what course I would take for payment. I burst out into a flood of tears and told

her my condition; adding that I would sell what few cloaths I had, and that, for the rest, I would pay her as

soon as possible. But my distress, being favourable to her views, only stiffen'd her the more.

She told me, very coolly, that "she was indeed sorry for my misfortunes, but that she must do herself justice,

though it would go to the very heart of her to send such a tender young creature to prison . . ." At the word

"prison!" every drop of my blood chill'd, and my fright acted so strongly upon me, that, turning as pale and

faint as a criminal at the first sight of his place of execution, I was on the point of swooning. My landlady,

who wanted only to terrify me to a certain point, and not to throw me into a state of body inconsistent with

her designs upon it, began to soothe me again, and told me, in a tone compos'd to more pity and gentleness,

that it would be my own fault, if she was forc'd to proceed to such extremities; but she believ'd there was a

friend to be found in the world who would make up matters to both our satisfactions, and that she would

bring him to drink tea with us that very afternoon, when she hoped we would come to a right understanding

in our affairs. To all this, not a word of answer; I sat mute, confounded, terrify'd.

Mrs. Jones however, judging rightly that it was time to strike while the impressions were so strong upon me,

left me to my self and to all the terrors of an imagination, wounded to death by the idea of going to a prison,

and, from a principle of selfpreservation, snatching at every glimpse of redemption from it.

In this situation I sat near half an hour, swallow'd up in grief and despair, when my landlady came in, and

observing a deathlike dejection in my countenance and still in pursuance of her plan, put on a false pity, and

bidding me be of a good heart: Things, she said, would not be so bad as I imagined if I would be but my own

friend; and closed with telling me she had brought a very honourable gentleman to drink tea with me, who

would give me the best advice how to get rid of all my troubles. Upon which, without waiting for a reply, she

goes out, and returns with this very honourable gentleman, whose very honourable procuress she had been,

The gentleman, on his entering the room, made me a very civil bow, which I had scarce strength, or presence

of mind enough to return a curtsy to; when the landlady, taking upon her to do all the honours of the first

interview (for I had never, that I remember'd, seen the gentleman before), sets a chair for him, and another for

herself. All this while not a word on either side; a stupid stare was all the face I could put on this strange visit.

The tea was made, and the landlady, unwilling, I suppose, to lose any time, observing my silence and shyness

before this entire stranger: "Come, Miss Fanny," says she, in a coarse familiar style, and tone of authority,

"hold up your head, child, and do not let sorrow spoil that pretty face of yours. What! sorrows are only for a

time; come, be free, here is a worthy gentleman who has heard of your misfortunes and is willing to serve

you; you must be better acquainted with him; do not you now stand upon your punctilio' s, and this and that,

At this so delicate and eloquent harangue, the gentleman, who saw I look'd frighted and amaz'd, and indeed,

incapable of answering, took her up for breaking things in so abrupt a manner, as rather to shock than incline

me to an acceptance of the good he intended me; then, addressing himself to me, told me he was perfectly

acquainted with my whole story and every circumstance of my distress, which he own'd was a cruel plunge

for one of my youth and beauty to fall into; that he had long taken a liking to my person, for which he

appeal'd to Mrs. Jones, there present, but finding me so absolutely engag'd to another, he had lost all hopes of

succeeding till he had heard the sudden reverse of fortune that had happen'd to me, on which he had given

particular orders to my landlady to see that I should want for nothing; and that, had he not been forc'd abroad

to The Hague, on affairs he could not refuse himself to, he would himself have attended me during my

sickness; that on his return, which was but the day before, he had, on learning my recovery, desir'd my

landlady's good offices to introduce him to me, and was as angry, at least, as I was shock'd, at the manner in

which she had conducted herself towards obtaining him that happiness; but, that to shew me how much he

disown'd her procedure, and how far he was from taking any ungenerous advantage of my situation, and from

exacting any security for my gratitude, he would before my face, that instant, discharge my debt entirely to

my landlady and give me her receipt in full; after which I should be at liberty either to reject or grant his suit,

Whilst he was exposing his sentiments to me, I ventur'd just to look up to him, and observed his figure, which

was that of a very sightly gentleman, well made, about forty, drest in a suit of plain cloaths, with a large

diamond ring on one of his fingers, the lustre of which play'd in my eyes as he wav'd his hand in talking, and

rais'd my notions of his importance. In short, he might pass for what is commonly call'd a comely black man,

To all his speeches, however, I answer'd only in tears that flow'd plentifully to my relief, and choking up my

voice, excus'd me from speaking, very luckily, for I should not have known what to say.

The sight, however, mov'd him, as he afterwards told me, irresistibly, and by way of giving me some reason

to be less powerfully afflicted, he drew out his purse, and calling for pen and ink, which the landlady was

prepar'd for, paid her every farthing of her demand, independent of a liberal gratification which was to follow

unknown to me; and taking a receipt in full, very tenderly forc'd me to secure it, by guiding my hand, which

Still I continued in a state of stupidity, or melancholy despair, as my spirits could not yet recover from the

violent shocks they had receiv'd; and the accommodating landlady had actually left the room, and me alone

with this strange gentleman, before I observ'd it, and then I observ'd it without alarm, for I was now lifeless

The gentleman, however, no novice in affairs of this sort, drew near me; and under the pretence of comforting

me, first with his handkerchief dried my tears as they ran down my cheeks: presently he ventur'd to kiss me:

on my part, neither resistance nor compliance. I sat stockstill; and now looking on myself as bought by the

payment that had been transacted before me, I did not care what became of my wretched body: and, wanting

life, spirits, or courage to oppose the least struggle, even that of the modesty of my sex, I suffer'd, tamely,

whatever the gentleman pleased; who proceeding insensibly from freedom to freedom, insinuated his hand

between my handkerchief and bosom, which he handled at discretion: finding thus no repulse, and that every

thing favour'd, beyond expectation, the completion of his desires, he took me in his arms, and bore me,

without life or motion, to the bed, on which laying me gently down, and having me at what advantage he

pleas'd, I did not so much as know what he was about, till recovering from a trance of lifeless insensibility, I

found him buried in me, whilst I lay passive and innocent of the least sensation of pleasure: a deathcold

corpse could scarce have less life or sense in it. As soon as he had thus pacified a passion which had too little

respected the condition I was in, he got off, and after recomposing the disorder of my cloaths, employ'd

himself with the utmost tenderness to calm the transports of remorse and madness at myself with which I was

seized, too late, I confess, for having suffer'd on that bed the embraces of an utter stranger. I tore my hair,

wrung my hands, and beat my breast like a madwoman. But when my new master, for in that light I then

view'd him, applied himself to appease me, as my whole rage was levell'd at myself, no part of which I

thought myself permitted to aim at him, I begged of him, with more submission than anger, to leave me alone

that I might, at least, enjoy my affliction in quiet. This he positively refused, for fear, as he pretended, I

Violent passions seldom last long, and those of women least of any. A dead still calm succeeded this storm,

Had any one, but a few instants before, told me that I should have ever known any man but Charles, I would

have spit in his face; or had I been offer'd infinitely a greater sum of money than that I saw paid for me, I had

spurn'd the proposal in cold blood. But our virtues and our vices depend too much on our circumstances;

unexpectedly beset as I was, betray'd by a mind weakened by a long severe affliction, and stunn'd with the

terrors of a jail, my defeat will appear the more excusable, since I certainly was not present at, or a party in

any sense, to it. However, as the first enjoyment is decisive, and he was now over the bar, I thought I had no

longer a right to refuse the caresses of one that had got that advantage over me, no matter how obtain' d;

conforming myself then to this maxim, I consider'd myself as so much in his power that I endur'd his kisses

and embraces without affecting struggles or anger; not that they, as yet, gave me any pleasure, or prevail'd

over the aversion of my soul to give myself up to any sensation of that sort; what I suffer'd, I suffer'd out of a

He was, however, so regardful as not to attempt the renewal of those extremities which had thrown me, just

before, into such violent agitations; but, now secure of possession, contented himself with bringing me to

temper by degrees, and waiting at the hand of time for those fruits of generosity and courtship which he since

often reproach'd himself with having gather'd much too green, when, yielding to the invitations of my

inability to resist him, and overborne by desires, he had wreak'd his passion on a mere lifeless, spiritless body

dead to all purposes of joy, since, taking none, it ought to be suppos'd incapable of giving any. This is,

however, certain; my heart never thoroughly forgave him the manner in which I had fallen to him, although,

in point of interest, I had reason to be pleas'd that he found, in my person, wherewithal to keep him from

The evening was, in the mean time, so far advanc'd, that the maid came in to lay the cloth for supper, when I

understood, with joy, that my landlady, whose sight was present poison to me, was not to be with us.

Presently a neat and elegant supper was introduc'd, and a bottle of Burgundy, with the other necessaries, were

The maid quitting the room, the gentleman insisted, with a tender warmth, that I should sit up in the elbow

chair by the fire, and see him eat if I could not be prevailed on to eat myself. I obey'd with a heart full of

affliction, at the comparison it made between those delicious teteatetes with my ever dear youth, and this

forc'd situation, this new awkward scene, impos'd and obtruded on me by cruel necessity.

At supper, after a great many arguments used to comfort and reconcile me to my fate, he told me that his

name was H . . . , brother to the Earl of L . . . and that having, by the suggestions of my landlady, been led to

see me, he had found me perfectly to his taste and given her a commission to procure me at any rate, and that

he had at length succeeded, as much to his satisfaction as he passionately wished it might be to mine; adding,

withal, some flattering assurances that I should have no cause to repent my knowledge of him.

I had now got down at most half a partridge, and three or four glasses of wine, which he compelled me to

drink by way of restoring nature; but whether there was anything extraordinary put into the wine, or whether

there wanted no more to revive the natural warmth of my constitution and give fire to the old train, I began no

longer to look with that constraint, not to say disgust, on Mr. H . . ., which I had hitherto done; but, withal,

there was not the least grain of love mix'd with this softening of my sentiments: any other man would have

been just the same to me as Mr. H . . ., that stood in the same circumstances and had done for me, and with

There are not, on earth at least, eternal griefs; mine were, if not at an end, at least suspended: my heart, which

had been so long overloaded with anguish and vexation, began to dilate and open to the least gleam of

diversion or amusement. I wept a little, and my tears reliev'd me; I sigh'd, and my sighs seem'd to lighten me

of a load that oppress'd me; my countenance grew, if not cheerful, at least more compos'd and free.

Mr. H . . ., who had watched, perhaps brought on this change, knew too well not to seize it; he thrust the table

imperceptibly from between us, and bringing his chair to face me, he soon began, after preparing me by all

the endearments of assurances and protestations, to lay hold of my hands, to kiss me, and once more to make

free with my bosom, which, being at full liberty from the disorder of a loose dishabille, now panted and

throbb'd, less with indignation than with fear and bashfulness at being used so familiarly by still a stranger.

But he soon gave me greater occasion to exclaim, by stooping down and slipping his hand above my garters:

thence he strove to regain the pass, which he had before found so open, and unguarded: but not he could not

unlock the twist of my thighs; I gently complained, and begg'd him to let me alone; told him I was now well.

However, as he saw there was more form and ceremony in my resistance than good earnest, he made his

conditions for desisting from pursuing his point that I should be put instantly to bed, whilst he gave certain

orders to the landlady, and that he would return in an hour, when he hoped to find me more recondil'd to his

passion for me than I seem'd at present. I neither assented nor deny'd, but my air and manner of receiving this

proposal gave him to see that I did not think myself enough my own mistress to refuse it.

Accordingly he went out and left me, when, a minute or two after, before I could recover myself into any

composure for thinking, the maid came in with her mistress's service, and a small silver porringer of what she

called a bridal posset, and desir'd me to eat it as I went to bed, which consequently I did, and felt immediately

a heat, a fire run like a hueandcry thro' every part of my body; I burnt, I glow'd, and wanted even little of

The maid, as soon as I was lain down, took the candle away, and wishing me a good night, went out of the

She had hardly time to get downstairs before Mr. H . . . open'd my roomdoor softly, and came in, now

undress'd in his nightgown and cap, with two lighted wax candles, and bolting the door, gave me, tho' I

expected him, some sort of alarm. He came a tiptoe to the bedside, and said with a gentle whisper: "Pray,

my dear, do not be startled . . . I will be very tender and kind to you." He then hurry'd off his cloaths, and

leap'd into bed, having given me openings enough, whilst he was stripping, to observe his brawny structure,

The bed shook again when it receiv'd this new load. He lay on the outside, where he kept the candles burning,

no doubt for the satisfaction of ev'ry sense; for as soon as he had kiss'd me, he rolled down the bedcloaths,

and seemed transported with the view of all my person at full length, which he cover'd with a profusion of

kisses, sparing no part of me. Then, being on his knees between my legs, he drew up his shirt and bared all

his hairy thighs, and stiff staring truncheon, redtopt and rooted into a thicket of curls, which covered his

belly to the navel and gave it the air of a flesh brush; and soon I felt it joining close to mine, when he had

drove the nail up to the head, and left no partition but the intermediate hair on both sides.

I had it now, I felt it now, and, beginning to drive, he soon gave nature such a powerful summons down to her

favourite quarters, that she could no longer refuse repairing thither; all my animal spirits then rush'd

mechanically to that center of attraction, and presently, inly warmed, and stirr'd as I was beyond bearing, I

lost all restraint, and yielding to the force of the emotion, gave down, as mere woman, those effusions of

pleasure, which, in the strictness of still faithful love, I could have wished to have held up.

Yet oh! what an immense difference did I feel between this impression of a pleasure merely animal, and

struck out of the collision of the sexes by a passive bodily effect, from that sweet fury, that rage of active

delight which crowns the enjoyments of a mutual lovepassion, where two hearts, tenderly and truly united,

club to exalt the joy, and give it a spirit and soul that bids defiance to that end which mere momentary desires

Mr. H . . ., whom no distinctions of that sort seemed to disturb, scarce gave himself or me breathing time

from the last encounter, but, as if he had task'd himself to prove that the appearances of his vigour were not

signs hung out in vain, in a few minutes he was in a condition for renewing the onset; to which, preluding

with a storm of kisses, he drove the same course as before, with unabated fervour; and thus, in repeated

engagements, kept me constantly in exercise till dawn of morning; in all which time he made me fully

sensible of the virtues of his firm texture of limbs, his square shoulders, broad chest, compact hard muscles,

in short a system of namliness that might pass for no bad image of our ancient sturdy barons, when they

wielded the battleax: whose race is now so thoroughly refin'd and frittered away into the more delicate and

modernbuilt frame of our papnerv'd softlings, who are as pale, as pretty, and almost as masculine as their

Mr. H . . ., content, however, with having the day break upon his triumphs, delivered me up to the

refreshment of a rest we both wanted, and we soon dropped into a profound sleep.

Tho' he was some time awake before me, yet did he not offer to disturb a repose he had given me so much

occasion for; but on my first stirring, which was not till past ten o'clock, I was oblig'd to endure one more

About eleven, in came Mrs. Jones, with two basins of the richest soup, which her experience in these matters

had mov'd her to prepare. I pass over the fulsome compliments, the cant of the decent procuress, with which

she saluted us both; but tho' my blood rose at the sight of her, I supprest my emotions, and gave all my

But Mr. H . . ., who penetrated my uneasiness, did not long suffer me to languish under it. He acquainted me

that, having taken a solid sincere affection to me, he would begin by giving me one leading mark of it by

removing me out of a house which must, for many reasons, be irksome and disagreeable to me, into

convenient lodgings, where he would take all imaginable care of me; and desiring me not to have any

explanations with my landlady, or be impatient till he returned, he dress'd and went out, having left me a

purse with two and twenty guineas in it, being all he had about him, as he expresst it, to keep my pocket till

As soon as he was gone, I felt the usual consequence of the first launch into vice (for my loveattachment to

Charles never appear'd to me in that light). I was instantly borne away down the stream, without making back

to the shore. My dreadful necessities, my gratitude, and above all, to say the plain truth, the dissipation and

diversion I began to find, in this new acquaintance, from the black corroding thoughts my heart had been a

prey to ever since the absence of my dear Charles, concurr'd to stun all contrary reflections. If I now thought

of my first, my only charmer, it was still with the tenderness and regret of the fondest love, embitter'd with

the consciousness that I was no longer worthy of him. I could have begg'd my bread with him all over the

world, but wretch that I was, I had neither the virtue nor courage requisite not to outlive my separation from

Yet, had not my heart been thus preingaged, Mr. H . . . might probably have been the sole master of it; but

the place was full, and the force of conjunctures alone had made him the possessor of my person; the charms

of which had, by the bye, been his sole object and passion, and were, of course, no foundation for a love

He did not return till six in the evening to take me away to my new lodgings; and my moveables being soon

pack'd, and convey'd into a hackneycoach, it cost me but little regret to take my leave of a landlady whom I

thought I had so much reason not to be overpleas'd with; and as for her part, she made no other difference to

We soon got to the house appointed for me, which was that of a plain tradesman who, on the score of interest,

was entirely at Mr. H . . .'s devotion, and who let him the first floor, very genteelly furnish'd, for two guineas

He stayed with me that evening, and we had a supper from a neighbouring tavern, after which, and a gay

glass or two, the maid put me to bed. Mr. H . . . soon follow'd, and notwithstanding the fatigues of the

preceding night, I found no quarter nor remission from him: he piqued himself, as he told me, on doing the

The morning being pretty well advanc'd, we got to breakfast; and the ice now broke, my heart, no longer

engross' d by love, began to take ease, and to please itself with such trifles as Mr. H . . .'s liberal liking led

him to make his court to the usual vanity of our sex. Silks, laces, earrings, pearlnecklace, gold watch, in

short, all the trinkets and articles of dress were lavishly heap'd upon me; the sense of which, if it did not

create returns of love, forc'd a kind of grateful fondness something like love; a distinction it would be

spoiling the pleasure of nine tenths of the keepers in the town to make, and is, I suppose, the very good

I was now establish'd the kept mistress in form, well lodg'd, with a very sufficient allowance, and lighted up

Mr. H . . . continu'd kind and tender to me; yet, with all this, I was far from happy; for, besides my regret for

my dear youth, which, though often suspended or diverted, still return'd upon me in certain melancholic,

As to Mr. H . . ., he was so much my superior in every sense, that I felt it too much to the disadvantage of the

gratitude I ow'd him. Thus he gain'd my esteem, though he could not raise my taste; I was qualify'd for no

sort of conversation with him except one sort, and that is a satisfaction which leaves tiresome intervals, if not

Mr. H . . ., so experienc'd, so learned in the ways of women, numbers of whom had passed through his hands,

doubtless soon perceiv'd this uneasiness, and without approving or liking me the better for it, had the

He made suppers at my lodgings, where he brought several companions of his pleasures, with their

mistresses; and by this means I got into a circle of acquaintance that soo strip'd me of all the remains of

bashfulness and modesty which might be yet left of my country education, and were, to a just taste, perhaps

We visited one another in form, and mimic'd, as near as we could, all the miseries, the follies, and

impertinences of the women of quality, in the round of which they trifle away their time, without its ever

entering into their little heads that on earth there cannot subsist any thing more silly, more flat, more insipid

and worthless, than, generally consider'd, their system of life is: they ought to treat the men as their tyrants,

But tho', amongst the kept mistresses (and I was now acquainted with a good many, besides some useful

matrons, who live by their connexions with them), I hardly knew one that did not perfectly detest her keeper,

and, of course, made little or no scruple of any infidelity she could safely accomplish, I had still no notion of

wronging mine; for, besides that no mark of jealousy on his side induced in me the desire or gave me the

provocation to play him a trick of that sort, and that his constant generosity, politeness, and tender attentions

to please me forc'd a regard to him, that without affecting my heart, insur'd him my fidelity, no object had yet

presented that could overcome the habitual liking I had contracted for him; and I was on the eve of obtaining,

from the movements of his own voluntary generosity, a modest provision for life, when an accident happen'd

I had now liv'd near seven months with Mr. H . . ., when one day returning to my lodgings from a visit in the

neighbourhood, where I us'd to stay longer, I found the street door open, and the maid of the house standing

at it, talking with some of her acquaintances, so that I came in without knocking; and, as I passed by, she told

me Mr. H . . . was above. I stept upstairs into my own bedchamber, with no other thought than of pulling

off my hat, etc., and then to wait upon him in the dining room, into which my bedchamber had a door, as is

common enough. Whilst I was untying my hatstrings, I fancied I heard my maid Hannah's voice and a sort

of tussle, which raising my curiosity, I stole softly to the door, where a knot in the wood had been slipt out

and afforded a very commanding peephole to the scene then in agitation, the actors of which had been too

earnestly employ'd to hear my opening my own door, from the landingplace of the stairs, into my

The first sight that struck me was Mr. H . . . pulling and hauling this coarse country strammel towards a

couch that stood in a corner of the dining room; to which the girl made only a sort of awkward boidening

resistance, crying out so loud, that I, who listened at the door, could scarce hear her: "Pray sir, don't . . . , let

me alone . . . I am not for your turn . . . You cannot, sure, demean yourself with such a poor body as I . . .

Lord! Sir, my mistress may come home . . . I must not indeed . . . I will cry out . . ." All of which did not

hinder her from insensibly suffering herself to be brought to the foot of the couch, upon which a push of no

mighty violence serv'd to give her a very easy fall, and my gentleman having got up his hands to the

stronghold of her VIRTUE, she, no doubt, thought it was time to give up the argument, and that all further

defense would be in vain: and he, throwing her petticoats over her face, which was now as red as scarlet,

discover'd a pair of stout, plump, substantial thighs, and tolerably white; he mounted them round his hips, and

coming out with his drawn weapon, stuck it in the cloven spot, where he seem'd to find a less difficult

entrance than perhaps he had flatter'd himself with (for, by the way, this blouze had left her place in the

country, for a bastard), and, indeed, all his motions shew'd he was lodg'd pretty much at large. After he had

done, his DEAREE gets up, drops her petticoats down, and smooths her apron and handkerchief. Mr. H . . .

look'd a little silly, and taking out some money, gave it her, with an air indifferent enough, bidding her be a

Had I lov'd this man, it was not in nature for me to have had patience to see the whole scene through: I should

have broke in and play'd the jealous princess with a vengeance. But that was not the case, my pride alone was

hurt, my heart not, and I could easier win upon myself to see how far he would go, till I had no uncertainty

The least delicate of all affairs of this sort being now over, I retir'd softly into my closet, where I began to

consider what I should do. My first scheme, naturally, was to rush in and upbraid them; this, indeed, flatter'd

my present emotions and vexations, as it would have given immediate vent to them; but, on second thoughts,

not being so clear as to the consequences to be apprehended from such a step, I began to doubt whether it was

not better to dissemble my discovery till a safer season, when Mr. H . . . should have perfected the settlement

he had made overtures to me of, and which I was not to think such a violent explanation, as I was indeed not

equal to the management of, could possibly forward, and might destroy. On the other hand, the provocation

seem'd too gross, too flagrant, not to give me some thoughts of revenge; the very start of which idea restor'd

me to perfect composure; and delighted as I was with the confus'd plan of it in my head, I was easily mistress

enough of myself to support the part of ignorance I had prescrib'd to myself; and as all this circle of

reflections was instantly over, I stole a tiptoe to the passage door, and opening it with a noise, pass'd for

having that moment come home; and after a short pause, as if to pull off my things, I opened the door into the

dining room, where I found the dowdy blowing the fire, and my faithful shepherd walking about the room

and whistling, as cool and unconcern'd as if nothing had happened. I think, however, he had not much to brag

of having outdissembled me: for I kept up, nobly, the character of our sex for art, and went up to him with

the same air of frankness as I had ever receiv'd him. He stayed but a little while, made some excuse for not

As for the wench, she was now spoil'd, at least for my servant; and scarce eight and forty hours were gone

round, before her insolence, on what had pass'd between Mr. H . . . and her, gave me so fair an occasion to

turn her away, at a minute's warning, that not to have done it would have been the wonder: so that he could

neither disapprove it nor find in it the least reason to suspect my original motive. What became of her

afterwards, I know not; but generous as Mr. H . . . was, he undoubtedly made her amends: though, I dare

answer, that he kept up no farther commerce with her of that sort; as his stooping to such a coarse morsel was

only a sudden sally of lust, on seeing a wholesomelooking, buxom countrywench, and no more strange

than hunger, or even a whimsical appetite's making a fling meal of neckbeef, for change of diet.

Had I consider'd this escapade of Mr. H . . . in no more than that light and contented myself with turning

away the wench, I had thought and acted right; but, flush'd as I was with imaginary wrongs, I should have

held Mr. H . . . to have been cheaply off, if I had not push'd my revenge farther, and repaid him, as exactly as

Nor was this worthy act of justice long delay'd: I had it too much at heart. Mr. H . . . had, about a fortnight

before, taken into his service a tenant's son, just come out of the country, a very handsome young lad scarce

turn'd of nineteen, fresh as a rose, well shap'd and clever limb'd: in short, a very good excuse for any woman's

liking, even tho' revenge had been out of the question; any woman, I say, who was disprejudic'd, and had wit

Mr. H . . . had clap'd a livery upon him; and his chief employ was, after being shewn my lodgings, to bring

and carry letters or messages between his master and me; and as the situation of all kept ladies is not the

fittest to inspire respect, even to the meanest of mankind, and, perhaps, less of it from the most ignorant, I

could not help observing that this lad, who was, I suppose, acquainted with my relation to his master by his

fellowservants, used to eye me in that bashful confus'd way, more expressive, more moving and readier

catch'd at by our sex, than any other declarations whatever: my figure had, it seems, struck him, and modest

and innocent as he was, he did not himself know that the pleasure he took in looking at me was love, or

desire; but his eyes, naturally wanton, and now enflam'd with passion, spoke a great deal more than he durst

have imagin'd they did. Hitherto, indeed, I had only taken notice of the comeliness of the youth, but without

the least design: my pride alone would have guarded me from a thought that way, had not Mr. H . . .'s

condescension with my maid, where there was not half the temptation in point of person, set me a dangerous

example; but now I began to look on this stripling as every way a delicious instrument of my design'd

retaliation upon Mr. H . . . of an obligation for which I should have made a conscience to die in his debt.

In order then to pave the way for the accomplishment of my scheme, for two or three times that the young

fellow came to me with messages, I manag'd so, as without affectation to have him admitted to my bedside,

or brought to me at my toilet, where I was dressing; and by carelessly shewing or letting him see, as if

without meaning or design, sometimes my bosom rather more bare than it should be; sometimes my hair, of

which I had a very fine head, in the natural flow of it while combing; sometimes a neat leg, that had

unfortunately slipt its garter, which I made no scruple of tying before him, easily gave him the impressions

favourable to my purpose, which I could perceive to sparkle in his eyes, and glow in his cheeks: then certain

slight squeezes by the hand, as I took letters from him, did his business compleatly.

When I saw him thus mov'd, and fired for my purpose, I inflam'd him yet more, by asking him several

leading questions, such as had he a mistress? . . . was she prettier than me? . . . could he love such a one as I

was? . . . and the like; to all which the blushing simpleton answer'd to my wish, in a strain of perfect nature,

perfect undebauch'd innocence, but with all the awkwardness and simplicity of countrybreeding.

When I thought I had sufficiently ripen'd him for the laudable point I had in view, one day that I expected

him at a particular hour, I took care to have the coast clear for the reception I design'd him; and, as I laid it, he

came to the diningroom door, tapped at it, and, on my bidding him come in, he did so, and shut the door

after him. I desir'd him, then, to bolt it on the inside, pretending it would not otherwise keep shut.

I was then lying at length upon that very couch, the scene of Mr. H . . .'s polite joys, in an undress which was

with all the art of negligence flowing loose, and in a most tempting disorder: no stay, no hoop . . . no

incumbrance whatever. On the other hand, he stood at a little distance, that gave me a full view of a fine

featur'd, shapely, healthy country lad, breathing the sweets of fresh blooming youth; his hair, which was of a

perfect shining black, play'd to his face in natural sidecurls, and was set out with a smart tuckup behind;

new buckskin breeches, that, clipping close, shew'd the shape of a plump, well made thigh; white stockings,

garterlac'd livery, shoulder knot, altogether compos'd a figure in which the beauties of pure flesh and blood

appeared under no disgrace form the lowness of a dress, to which a certain spruce neatness seems peculiarly

I bid him come towards me and give me his letter, at the same time throwing down, carelessly, a book I had

in my hands. He colour'd, and came within reach of delivering me the letter, which he held out, awkwardly

enough, for me to take, with his eyes riveted on my bosom, which was, through the design'd disorder of my

I, smiling in his face, took the letter, and immediately catching gently hold of his shirt sleeve, drew him

towards me, blushing, and almost trembling; for surely his extreme bashfulness, and utter inexperience, call'd

for, at least, all the advances to encourage him: his body was now conveniently inclin'd towards me, and just

softly chucking his smooth beardless chin, I asked him if he was afraid of a lady? . . ., and, with that took, and

carrying his hand to my breasts, I prest it tenderly to them. They were now finely furnish'd, and rais'd in flesh,

so that, panting with desire, they rose and fell, in quick heaves, under his touch: at this, the boy's eyes began

to lighten with all the fires of inflam'd nature, and his cheeks flush'd with a deep scarlet: tonguetied with

joy, rapture, and bashfulness, he could not speak, but then his looks, his emotion, sufficiently satisfy'd me

My lips, which I threw in his way, so as that he could not escape kissing them, fix'd, fired, and embolden'd

him: and now, glancing my eyes towards that part of his dress which cover'd the essential object of

enjoyment, I plainly discover'd the swell and commotion there; and as I was now too far advanc'd to stop in

so fair a way, and was indeed no longer able to contain myself, or wait the slower progress of his maiden

bashfulness (for such it seem'd, and really was), I stole my hand upon his thighs, down one of which I could

both see and feel a stiff hard body, confin'd by his breeches, that my fingers could discover no end to.

Curious then, and eager to unfold so alarming a mystery, playing, as it were, with his buttons, which were

bursting ripe from the active force within, those of his waistband and foreflap flew open at a touch, when

out IT started; and now, disengag' d from the shirt, I saw, with wonder and surprise, what? not the plaything

of a boy, not the weapon of a man, but a maypole of so enormous a standard, that had proportions been

observ'd, it must have belong'd to a young giant. Its prodigious size made me shrink again; yet I could not,

without pleasure, behold, and even ventur'd to feel, such a length, such a breadth of animated ivory! perfectly

well turn'd and fashion'd, the proud stiffness of which distended its skin, whose smooth polish and velvet

softness might vie with that of the most delicate of our sex, and whose exquisite whiteness was not a little set

off by a sprout of black curling hair round the root, through the jetty sprigs of which the fair skin shew'd as in

a fine evening you may have remark'd the clear light ether throught the branchwork of distant trees

overtopping the summit of a hill: then the broad and blueishcasted incarnate of the head, and blue

serpentines of its veins, altogether compos'd the most striking assemblage of figure and colours in nature. In

But what was yet more surprising, the owner of this natural curiosity, through the want of occasions in the

strictness of his homebreeding, and the little time he had been in town not having afforded him one, was

hitherto an absolute stranger, in practice at least, to the use of all that manhood he was so nobly stock'd with;

and it now fell to my lot ot stand his first trial of it, if I could resolve to run the risks of its disproportion to

that tender part of me, which such an oversiz'd machine was very fit to lay in ruins.

But it was now of the latest to deliberate; for, by this time, the young fellow, overheated with the present

objects, and too high mettled to be longer curb'd in by that modesty and awe which had hitherto restrain'd

him, ventur'd, under the stronger impulse and instructive promptership of nature alone, to slip his hands,

trembling with eager impetuous desires, under my petticoats; and seeing, I suppose, nothing extremely severe

in my looks to stop or dash him, he feels out, and seizes, gently, the centerspot of his ardours. Oh then! the

fiery touch of his fingers determines me, and my fears melting away before the glowing intolerable heat, my

thighs disclose of themselves, and yield all liberty to his hand: and now, a favourable movement giving my

petticoats a toss, the avenue lay too fair, too open to be miss'd. He is now upon me: I had placed myself with

a jet under him, as commodious and open as possible to his attempts, which were untoward enough, for his

machine, meeting with no inlet, bore and batter'd stiffly against me in random pushes, now above, now

below, now beside his point; till, burning with impatience from its irritating touches, I guided gently, with my

hand, this furious engine to where my young novice was now to be taught his first lesson of pleasure. Thus he

nick'd, at length, the warm and insufficient orifice; but he was made to find no breach impracticable, and

mine, tho' so often enter'd, was still far from wide enough to take him easily in.

By my direction, however, the head of his unwieldy machine was so critically pointed that, feeling him

foreright against the tender opening, a favourable motion from me met his timely thrust, by which the lips of

it, strenuously dilated, gave way to his thus assisted impetuosity, so that we might both feel that he had gain'd

a lodgement. Pursuing then his point, he soon, by violent, and, to me, most painful piercing thrusts, wedges

himself at length so far in, as to be now tolerably secure of his entrance: here he stuck, and I now felt such a

mixture of pleasure and pain, as there is no giving a definition of. I dreaded alike his splitting me farther up,

or his withdrawing; I could not bear either to keep or part with him. The sense of pain however prevailing,

from his prodigious size and stiffness, acting upon me in those continued rapid thrusts, with which he

furiously pursu'd his penetration, made me cry out gently: "Oh! my dear, you hurt me!" This was enough to

check the tender respectful boy even in his midcareer; and he immediately drew out the sweet cause of my

complaint, whilst his eyes eloquently express'd, at once, his grief for hurting me, and his reluctance at

dislodging from quarters of which the warmth and closeness had given him a gust of pleasure that he was

now desiremad to satisfy, and yet too much a novice not to be afraid of my withholding his relief, on

But I was, myself, far from being pleas'd with his having too much regarded my tender exclaims; for now,

more and more fired with the object before me, as it still stood with the fiercest erection, unbonnetted, and

displaying its broad bermilion head, I first gave the youth a reencouraging kiss, which he repaid me with a

fervour that seem'd at once to thank me, and bribe my farther compliance; and soon replac'd myself in a

posture to receive, at all risks, the renew'd invasion, which he did not delay an instant: for, being presently

remounted, I once more felt the smooth hard gristle forcing an entrance, which he achiev'd rather easier than

before. Pain'd, however, as I was, with his efforts of gaining a complete admission, which he was so regardful

as to manage by gentle degrees, I took care not to complain. In the meantime, the soft strait passage gradually

loosens, yields, and, stretch'd to its utmost bearing, by the stiff, thick, indriven engine, sensible, at once, to

the ravishing pleasure of the feel and the pain of the distension, let him in about half way, when all the most

nervous activity he now exerted, to further his penetration, gain'd him not an inch of his purpose: for, whilst

he hesitated there, the crisis of pleasure overtook him, and the close compressure of the warm surrounding

fold drew from him the extatic gush, even before mine was ready to meet it, kept up by the pain I had endur'd

in the course ot the engagement, from the insufferable size of his weapon, tho' it was not as yet in above half

I expected then, but without wishing it, that he would draw, but was pleasantly disappointed: for he was not

to be let off so. The well breath'd youth, hotmettled, and flush with genial juices, was now fairly in for

making me know my driver. As soon, then, as he had made a short pause, waking, as it were, out of the trance

of pleasure (in which every sense seem'd lost for a while, whilst, with his eyes shut, and short quick

breathing, he had yielded down his maiden tribute), he still kept his post, yet unsated with enjoyment, and

solacing in these so new delights; till his stiffness, which had scarce perceptibly remitted, being thoroughly

recovered to him, who had not once unsheath'd, he proceeded afresh to cleave and open to himself an entire

entry into me, which was not a little made easy to him by the balsamic injection with which he had just

plentifully moisten'd the whole internals of the passage. Redoubling, then, the active energy of his thrusts,

favoured by the fervid appetite of my motions, the soft oiled wards can no longer stand so effectual a

picklock, but yield, and open him an entrance. And now, with conspiring nature, and my industry, strong to

aid him, he pierces, penetrates, and at length, winning his way inch by inch, gets entirely in, and finally

mighty thrust sheaths it up to the guard; on the information of which, from the close jointure of our bodies

(insomuch that the hair on both sides perfectly interweav'd and incircl'd together), the eyes of the transported

youth sparkl'd with more joyous fires, and all his looks and motions acknowledged excess of pleasure, which

I now began to share, for I felt him in my very vitals! I was quite sick with delight! stir'd beyond bearing with

its furious agitations within me, and gorged and cramm'd, even to surfeit. Thus I lay gasping, panting under

him, till his broken breathings, faltering accents, eyes twinkling with humid fires, lunges more furious, and an

increased stiffness, gave me to hail the approaches of the second period: it came . . . and the sweet youth,

overpower'd with the extasy, died away in my arms, melting in a flood that shot in genial warmth into the

innermost recesses of my body; every conduit of which, dedicated to that pleasure, was on flow to mix with

it. Thus we continued for some instants, lost, breathless, senseless of every thing, and in every part but those

favourite ones of nature, in which all that we enjoyed of life and sensation was now totally concentre'd.

When our mutual trance was a little over, and the young fellow had withdrawn that delicious stretcher, with

which he had most plentifully drowned all thoughts of revenge in the sense of actual pleasure, the widen'd

wounded passage refunded a stream of pearly liquids, which flowed down my thighs, mixed with streaks of

blood, the marks of the ravage of that montrous machine of his, which had now triumph'd over a kind of

second maidenhead. I stole, however, my handkerchief to those parts, and wip'd them as dry as I could, whilst

I made him now sit down by me, and as he had gather'd courage from such extreme intimacy, he gave me an

aftercourse of pleasure, in a natural burst of tender gratitude and joy, at the new scenes of bliss I had opened

to him: scenes positively new, as he had never before had the least acquaintance with that mysterious mark,

the cloven stamp of female distinction, tho' nobody better qualify'd than he to penetrate into its deepest

recesses, or do it nobler justice. But when, by certain motions, certain unquietnesses of his hands, that

wandered not without design, I found he languish' d for satisfying a curiosity, natural enough, to view and

handle those parts which attract and concentre the warmest force of imagination, charmed as I was to have

any occasion of obliging and humouring his young desires, I suffer'd him to proceed as he pleased, without

Easily, then, reading in my eyes the full permission of myself to all his wishes, he scarce pleased himself

more than me when, having insinuated his hand under my petticoat and shift, he presently removed those bars

to the sight by slyly lifting them upwards, under favour of a thousand kisses, which he thought, perhaps,

necessary to divert my attention from what he was about. All my drapery being now roll'd up to my waist, I

threw myself into such a posture upon the couch, as gave up to him, in full view, the whole region of delight,

and all the luxurious landscape round it. The transported youth devour'd every thing with his eyes, and try'd,

with his fingers, to lay more open to his sight the secrets of that dark and delicious deep: he opens the folding

lips, the softness of which, yielding entry to any thing of a hard body, close round it, and oppose the sight:

and feeling further, meets with, and wonders at, a soft fleshy excrescence, which, limber and relaxed after the

late enjoyment, now grew, under the touch and examination of his fiery fingers, more and more stiff and

considerable, till the titillating ardours of that so sensible part made me sigh, as if he had hurt me; on which

he withdrew his curious probing fingers, asking me pardon, as it were, in a kiss that rather increased the

Novelty ever makes the strongest impressions, and in pleasures, especially; no wonder, then, that he was

swallowed up in raptures of admiration of things so interesting by their nature, and now seen and handled for

the first time. On my part, I was richly overpaid for the pleasure I gave him, in that of examining the power of

those objects thus abandon'd to him, naked and free to his loosest wish, over the artless, natural stripling: his

eyes streaming fire, his cheeks glowing with a florid red, his fervid frequent sighs, whilst his hands

convulsively squeez'd, opened, pressed together again the lips and sides of that deep flesh wound, or gently

twitched the overgrowing moss; and all proclaimed the excess, the riot of joys, in having his wantonness thus

humour'd. But he did not long abuse my patience, for the objects before him had now put him by all his, and,

coming out with that formidable machine of his, he lets the fury loose, and pointing it directly to the

poutinglipt mouth, that bid him sweet defiance in dumbshew, squeezes in the head, and, driving with

refreshed rage, breaks in, and plugs up the whole passage of that soft pleasureconduit, where he makes all

shake again, and put, once more, all within me into such an uproar, as nothing could still but a fresh

inundation from the very engine of those flames, as well as from all the springs with which nature floats that

I was now so bruised, so batter'd, so spent with this overmatch, that I could hardly stir, or raise myself, but

lay palpitating, till the ferment of my sense subsiding by degrees, and the hour striking at which I was oblig'd

to dispatch my young man, I tenderly advised him of the necessity there was for parting; which I felt as much

displeasure at as he could do, who seemed eagerly disposed to keep the field, and to enter on a fresh action.

But the danger was too great, and after some hearty kisses of leave, and recommendations of secrecy and

discretion, I forc'd myself to send him away, not without assurances of seeing him again, to the same purpose,

as soon as possible, and thrust a guinea into his hands: not more, lest, being too flush of money, a suspicion

or discovery might arise from thence, having every thing to fear from the dangerous indiscretion of that age

in which young fellows would be too irresistible, too charming, if we had not that terrible fault to guard

Giddy and intoxicated as I was with such satiating draughts of pleasure, I still lay on the couch, supinely

stretched out, in a delicious languor diffus'd over all my limbs, hugging myself for being thus revenged to my

heart's content, and that in a manner so precisely alike, and on the identical spot in which I had received the

supposed injury. No reflections on the consequences ever once perplex'd me, nor did I make myself one

single reproach for having, by this step, completely entered myself of a profession more decry'd than disused.

I should have held it ingratitude to the pleasure I had received to have repented of it; and since I was now

over the bar, I thought, by plunging over head and ears into the stream I was hurried away by, to drown all

Whilst I was thus making these laudable dispositions, and whispering to myself a kind of tacit vow of

incontinency, enters Mr. H . . . The consciousness of what I had been doing deepen'd yet the glowing of my

cheeks, flushed with the warmth of the late action, which, joined to the piquant air of my dishabille, drew

from Mr. H . . . a compliment on my looks, which he was proceeding to back the sincerity of with proofs, and

that with so brisk an action as made me tremble for fear of a discovery from the condition of those parts were

left in from their late severe handling: the orifice dilated and inflamed, the lips swollen with their uncommon

distension, the ringlets press down, crushed and uncurl'd with the overflowing moisture that had wet every

thing round it; in short, the different feel and state of things would hardly have passed upon one of Mr. H . .

.'s nicety and experience unaccounted for but by the real cause. But here the woman saved me: I pretended a

violent disorder of my head, and a feverish heat, that indisposed me too much to receive his embraces. He

gave in to this, and goodnaturedly desisted. Soon after, an old lady coming in made a third, very apropos

for the confusion I was in, and Mr. H . . ., after bidding me take care of myself, and recommending me to my

In the close of the evening, I took care to have prepar' d for me a warm bath of aromatick and sweet herbs; in

which having fully laved and solaced myself, I came out voluptuously refresh'd in body and spirit.

The next morning, waking pretty early, after a night's perfect rest and composure, it was not without some

dread and uneasiness that I thought of what innovation that tender, soft system of mine might have sustained

Struck with this apprehension, I scarce dared to carry my hand thither, to inform myself of the state and

The silky hair that covered round the borders, now smooth'd and repruned, had resumed its wonted curl and

trimness; the fleshy pouting lips that had stood the brunt of the engagement, were no longer swollen or

moisturedrenched; and neither they, nor the passage into which they opened, that suffered so great a

dilatation, betray'd any the least alteration, outward or inwardly, to the most curious research,

This continuation of that grateful stricture which is in us, to the men, the very jet of their pleasure, I ow'd, it

seems, to a happy habit of body, juicy, plump and furnished towards the texture of those parts, with a fullness

of soft springy flesh, that yielding sufficiently, as it does, to almost any distension soon recovers itself so as

to retighten that strict compression of its mantlings and folds, which form the sides of the passage, wherewith

it so tenderly embraces and closely clips any foreign body introduc' d into it, such as my exploring finger then

Finding then every thing in due tone and order, I remember'd my fears, only to make a jest of them to myself.

and now, palpably mistress of nay size of man, and triumphing in my double achievement of pleasure and

revenge, I abandon'd myself entirely to the ideas of all the delight I had swam in. I lay stretching out,

glowingly alive all over, and tossing with burning impatience for the renewal of joys that had sinned but in a

sweet excess; now did I loose my longing, for about ten in the morning, according to expectation, Will, my

new humble sweetheart, came with a message from his master, Mr. H . . ., to know how I did. I had taken

care to send my maid on an errand into the city, that I was sure would take up time enough; and, from the

people of the house, I had nothing to fear, as they were plain good sorts of folks, and wise enough to mind no

All dispositions then made, not forgetting that of lying in bed to receive him, when he was entered the door of

I could not but observe that my young minion was as much spruced out as could be expected from one in his

condition: a desire of pleasing that could not be indifferent to me, since it prov'd that I pleased him; which, I

His hair trimly dressed, clean linen, and, above all, a hale, ruddy, wholesome country look, made him out as

pretty a piece of woman's meat as you could see, and I should have thought nay one much out of taste that

could not have made a hearty meal of such a morsel as nature seemed to have design'd for the highest diet of

And why should I here suppress the delight I received from this amiable creature, in remarking each artless

look, each motion of pure undissembled nature, betrayed by his wanton eyes; or shewing, transparently, the

glow and suffusion of blood through his fresh, clear skin, whilst even his sturdy rustic pressures wanted not

their peculiar charm? Oh! but, say you, this was a young fellow of too low a rank of life to deserve so great a

display. May be so: but was my condition, strictly consider'd one jot more exalted? or, had I really been much

above him, did not his capacity of giving such exquisite pleasure sufficiently raise and ennoble him, to me, at

least? Let who would, for me, cherish, respect, and reward the painter's, the statuary's, the musician's arts, in

proportion to delight taken in them: but at my age, and with my taste for pleasure, a taste strongly

constitutional to me, the talent of pleasing, with which nature has endowed a handsome person, form'd to me

the greatest of all merits; compared to which, the vulgar prejudices in favour of titles, dignities, honours, and

the like, held a very low rank indeed. Nor perhaps would the beauties of the body be so much affected to be

held cheap, were they, in their nature, to be bought and delivered. But for me, whose natural philosophy all

resided in the favourite center of sense, and who was rul'd by its powerful instinct in taking pleasure by its

Mr. H . . .'s loftier qualifications of birth, fortune and sense laid me under a sort of subjection and constraint

that were far from making harmony in the concert of love, nor had he, perhaps, thought me worth softening

that superiority to; but, with this lad, I was more on that level which love delights in.

We may say what we please, but those we can be the easiest and freest with are ever those we like, not to say

With this stripling, all whose art of love was the action of it, I could, without check of awe or restraint, give a

loose to joy, and execute every scheme of dalliance my fond fancy might put me on, in which he was, in

every sense, a most exquisite companion. And now my great pleasure lay in humouring all the petulances, all

the wanton frolic of a raw novice just fleshed, and keen on the burning scent of his game, but unbroken to the

sport: and, to carry on the figure, who could better TREAD THE WOOD than he, or stand fairer for the

He advanc'd then to my bedside, and whilst he faltered out his message, I could observe his colour rise, and

his eyes lighten with joy, in seeing me in a situation as favourable to his loosest wishes as if he had bespoke

I smiled, and put out my hand towards him, which he kneeled down to (a politeness taught him by love alone,

that great master of it) and greedily kiss'd. After exchanging a few confused questions and answers, I ask'd

him if he would come to bed to me, for the little time I could venture to detain him. This was just asking a

person, dying with hunger, to feast upon the dish on earth the most to his palate. Accordingly, without further

reflection, his cloaths were off in an instant; when, blushing still more at his new liberty, he got under the

bedcloaths I held up to receive him, and was now in bed with a woman for the first time in his life.

Here began the usual tender preliminaries, as delicious, perhaps, as the crowning act of enjoyment itself;

which they often beget an impatience of, that makes pleasure destructive of itself, by hurrying on the final

period, and closing that scene of bliss, in which the actors are generally too well pleas'd with their parts not to

When we had sufficiently graduated our advances towards the main point, by toying, kissing, clipping,

feeling my breasts, now round and plump, feeling that part of me I might call a furnacemouth, from the

prodigious intense heat his fiery touches had rekindled there, my young sportsman, embolden' d by every

freedom he could wish, wantonly takes my hand, and carries it to that enormous machine of his, that stood

with a stiffness! a hardness! an upward bent of erection ! and which, together with its bottom dependence, the

inestimable bulge of lady's jewels, formed a grand show out of goods indeed! Then its dimensions, mocking

I could not conceive how, or by what means I could take, or put such a bulk out of sight. I stroked it gently,

on which the mutinous rogue seemed to swell, and gather a new degree of fierceness and insolence; so that

finding it grew not to be trifled with any longer, I prepar'd for rubbers in good earnest.

Slipping then a pillow under me, that I might give him the fairest play, I guided officiously with my hand this

furious battering ram, whose ruby head, presenting nearest the resemblance of a heart, I applied to its proper

mark, which lay as finely elevated as we could wish; my hips being borne up, and my thighs at their utmost

extension, the gleamy warmth that shot from it made him feel that he was at the mouth of the indraught, and

driving foreright, the powerfully divided lips of that pleasurethirsty channel receiv'd him. He hesitated a

little; then, settled well in the passage, he makes his way up the straits of it, with a difficulty nothing more

than pleasing, widening as he went, so as to distend and smooth each soft furrow: our pleasure increasing

deliciously, in proportion as our points of mutual touch increas'd in that so vital part of me in which I had

now taken him, all indriven, and completely sheathed; and which, crammed as it was, stretched, splitting ripe,

gave it so gratefully strait an accommodation ! so strict a fold! a suction so fierce! that gave and took

unutterable delight. We had now reach'd the closest point of union; but when he backened to come on the

fiercer, as if I had been actuated by a fear of losing him, in the height of my fury I twisted my legs round his

naked loins, the flesh of which, so firm, so springy to the touch, quiver'd again under the pressure; and now I

had him every way encircled and begirt; and having drawn him home to me, I kept him fast there, as if I had

sought to unite bodies with him at that point. This bred a pause of action, a pleasure stop, whilst that delicate

glutton, my nethermouth, as full as it could hold, kept palating, with exquisite relish, the morsel that so

deliciously ingorged it. But nature could not long endure a pleasure that so highly provoked without

satisfying it: pursuing then its darling end, the battery recommenc'd with redoubled exertion; nor lay I

inactive on my side, but encountering him with all the impetuosity of motion but encountering him with all

the impetuosity of motion I was mistress of. The downy cloth of our meeting mounts was now of real use to

break the violence of the tilt; and soon, too soon indeed! the highwrought agitation, the sweet urgency of this

toandfro friction, raised the titillation on me to its height; so that finding myself on the point of going, and

loath to leave the tender partner of my joys behind me, I employed all the forwarding motions and arts my

experience suggested to me, to promote his keeping me company to our journey's end. I not only then

tighten'd the pleasuregirth round my restless inmate by a secret spring of friction and compression that

obeys the will in those parts, but stole my hand softly to that store bag of nature's prime sweets, which is so

pleasingly attach'd to its conduit pipe, from which we receive them; there feeling, and most gently indeed,

squeezing those tender globular reservoirs; the magic touch took instant effect, quicken'd, and brought on

upon the spur the symptoms of that sweet agony, the melting moment of dissolution, when pleasure dies by

pleasure, and the mysterious engine of it overcomes the titillation it has rais'd in those parts, by plying them

with the stream of a warm liquid that is itself the highest of all titillations, and which they thirstily express

and draw in like the hotnatured leach, which to cool itself, tenaciously attracts all the moisture within its

sphere of exsuction. Chiming then to me, with exquisite consent, as I melted away, his oily balsamic

injection, mixing deliciously with the sluices in flow from me, sheath'd and blunted all the stings of pleasure,

it flung us into an extasy that extended us fainting, breathless, entranced. Thus we lay, whilst a voluptuous

languor possest, and still maintain'd us motionless and fast locked in one another's arms. Alas! that these

delights should be no longerlived! for now the point of pleasure, unedged by enjoyment, and all the brisk

sensations flatten' d upon us, resigned us up to the cool cares of insipid life. Disengaging myself then from

his embrace, I made him sensible of the reasons there were for his present leaving me; on which, though

reluctantly, he put on his cloaths with as little expedition, however, as he could help, wantonly interrupting

himself, between whiles, with kisses, touches and embraces I could not refuse myself to. Yet he happily

return'd to his master before he was missed; but, at taking leave, I forc'd him (for he had sentiments enough to

refuse it) to receive money enough to buy a silver watch, that great article of subaltern finery, which he at

length accepted of, as a remembrance he was carefully to preserve of my affections.

And here, Madam, I ought, perhaps, to make you an apology for this minute detail of things, that dwelt so

strongly upon my memory, after so deep an impression: but, besides that this intrigue bred one great

revolution in my life, which historical truth requires I should not sink from you, may I not presume that so

exalted a pleasure ought not to be ungratefully forgotten, or suppress'd by me, because I found it in a

character in low life; where, by the bye, it is oftener met with, purer, and more unsophisticate, that among the

false, ridiculous refinements with which the great suffer themselves to be so grossly cheated by their pride:

the great! than whom there exist few amongst those they call the vulgar, who are more ignorant of, or who

cultivate less, the art of living than they do; they, I say, who for ever mistake things the most foreign of the

nature of pleasure itself; whose capital favourite object is enjoyment of beauty, wherever that rare invaluable

As love never had, so now revenge had no longer any share in my commerce with this handsome youth. The

sole pleasures of enjoyment were now the link I held to him by: for though nature had done such great

matters for him in his outward form, and especially in that superb piece of furniture she had so liberally

enrich'd him with; though he was thus qualify'd to give the senses their richest feast, still there was something

more wanting to create in me, and constitute the passion of love. Yet Will had very good qualities too; gentle,

tractable, and, above all, grateful; close, and secret, even to a fault: he spoke, at any time, very little, but made

it up emphatically with action; and, to do him justice, he never gave me the least reason to complain, either of

any tendency to encroach upon me for the liberties I allow'd him, or of his indiscretion in blabbing them.

There is, then, a fatality in love, or have loved him I must; for he was really a treasure, a bit for the BONNE

BOUCHE of a duchess; and, to say the truth, my liking for him was so extreme, that it was distinguishing

My happiness, however, with him did not last long, but found an end from my own imprudent neglect. After

having taken even superfluous precautions against a discovery, our success in repeated meetings embolden'd

me to omit the barely necessary ones. About a month after our first intercourse, one fatal morning (the season

Mr. H . . . rarely or never visited me in) I was in my closet, where my toilet stood, in nothing but my shift, a

bed gown and underpetticoat. Will was with me, and both ever too well disposed to baulk an opportunity.

For my part, a warm whim, a wanton toy had just taken me, and I had challeng'd my man to execute it on the

spot, who hesitated not to comply with my humour: I was set in the armchair, my shift and petticoat up, my

thighs wide spread and mounted over the arms of the chair, presenting the fairest mark to Will's drawn

weapon, which he stood in act to plunge into me; when, having neglected to secure the chamber door, and

that of the closet standing ajar, Mr. H . . . stole in upon us before either of us was aware, and saw us

I gave a great scream, and drop'd my petticoat: the thunderstruck lad stood trembling and pale, waiting his

sentence of death. Mr. H . . . looked sometimes at one, sometimes at the other, with a mixture of indignation

As confused as I was, I heard him very distinctly turn the key, and lock the chamberdoor upon us, so that

there was no escape but through the diningroom, where he himself was walking about with distempered

strides, stamping in a great chafe, and doubtless debating what he would do with us.

In the mean time, poor William was frightened out of his senses, and, as much need as I had of spirits to

support myself, I was obliged to employ them all to keep his a little up. The misfortune I had now brought

upon him, endear'd him the more to me, and I could have joyfully suffered any punishment he had not shared

in. I water'd, plentifully, with my tears, the face of the frightened youth, who sat, not having strength to stand,

Presently Mr. H . . . comes in to us again, and made us go before him into the diningroom, trembling and

dreading the issue. Mr. H . . . sat down on a chair whilst we stood like criminals under examination; and

beginning with me, ask'd me, with an even firm tone of voice, neither soft nor severe, but cruelly indifferent,

what I could say for myself, for having abused him in so unworthy a manner, with his own servant too, and

Without adding to the guilt of my infidelity that of an audacious defence of it, in the old style of a common

kept Miss, my answer was modest, and often interrupted by my tears, in substance as follows: that I never

had a single thought of wronging him (which was true), till I had seen him taking the last liberties with my

servantwench (here he colour'd prodigiously), and that my resentment at that, which I was overawed from

giving vent to by complaints, or explanations with him, had driven me to a course that I did not pretend to

justify; but that as to the young man, he was entirely faultless; for that, in the view of making him the

instrument of my revenge, I had downright seduced him to what he had done; and therefore hoped,

whatever he determined about me, he would distinguish between the guilty and the innocent; and that, for the

Mr. H . . ., on hearing what I said, hung his head a little; but instantly recovering himself, he said to me, as

"Madam, I owe shame to myself, and confess you have fairly turn'd the tables upon me. It is not with one of

your cast of breeding and sentiments that I should enter into a discussion of the very great difference of the

provocations: be it sufficient that I allow you so much reason on your side, as to have changed my

resolutions, in consideration of what you reproach me with; and I own, too, that your clearing that rascal

there, is fair and honest in you. Renew with you I cannot: the affront is too gross. I give you a week's warning

to go out of these lodgings; whatever I have given you, remains to you; and as I never intend to see you more,

the landlord will pay you fifty pieces on my account, with which, and every debt paid, I hope you will own I

do not leave you in a worse condition than what I took you up in, or than you deserve of me. Blame yourself

Then, without giving me time to reply, he address'd himself to the young fellow:

"For you, spark, I shall, for your father's sake, take care of you: the town is no place for such an easy fool as

thou art; and tomorrow you shall set out, under the charge of one of my men, well recommended, in my

At these words he went out, after my vainly attempting to stop him by throwing myself at his feet. He shook

me off, though he seemed greatly mov'd too, and took Will away with him, who, I dare swear, thought

I was now once more adrift, and left upon my own hands, by a gentleman whom I certainly did not deserve.

And all the letters, arts, friends' entreaties that I employed within the week of grace in my lodging, could

never win on him so much as to see me again. He had irrevocably pornounc'd my doom, and submission to it

was my only part. Soon after he married a lady of birth and fortune, to whom, I have heard, he prov'd an

As for poor Will, he was immediately sent down to the country to his father, who was an easy farmer, where

he was not four months before and innkeeper's buxom young widow, with a very good stock, both in money

and trade, fancy'd, and perhaps preacquainted with his secret excellencies, marry'd him: and I am sure there

Though I should have been charm'd to see him before he went, such measures were taken, by Mr. H . . .'s

orders, that it was impossible; otherwise I should certainly have endeavour'd to detain him in town, and

would have spared neither offers nor expence to have procured myself the satisfaction of keeping him with

me. He had such powerful holds upon my inclinations as were not easily to be shaken off, or replaced; as to

my heart, it was quite out of the question: glad, however, I was from my soul, that nothing worse, and as

As to Mr. H . . ., though views of conveniency made me, at first, exert myself to regain his affection, I was

giddy and thoughtless enough to be much easier reconcil'd to my failure than I ought to have been; but as I

never had lov'd him, and his leaving me gave me a sort of liberty that I had often long'd for, I was soon

comforted; and flattering myself that the stock of youth and beauty I was going into trade with could hardly

fail of procuring me a maintenance, I saw myself under a necessity of trying my fortune with them, rather,

In the mean time, several of my acquaintances among the sisterhood, who had soon got wind of my

misfortune, flocked to insult me with their malicious consolations. Most of them had long envied me the

affluence and splendour I had been maintain'd in; and though there was scarce one of them that did not at

least deserve to be in my case, and would probably, sooner or later, come to it, it was equally easy to remark,

even in their affected pity, their secret pleasure at seeing me thus disgrac'd and discarded, and their secret

grief that it was no worse with me. Unaccountable malice of the human heart! and which is not confin'd to the

But as the time approached for me to come to some resolution how to dispose of myself, and I was

considering round where to shift my quarters to, Mrs. Cole, a middleaged discreet sort of woman, who had

been brought into my acquaintance by one ot the Misses that visited me, upon learning my situation, came to

offer her cordial advice and service to me; and as I had always taken to her more than to any of my female

acquaintances, I listened the easier to her proposals. And, as it happened, I could not have put myself into

worse, or into better hands in all London: into worse, because keeping a house of conveniency, there were no

lengths in lewdness she would not advise me to go, in compliance with her customers; no schemes of

pleasure, or even unbounded debauchery, she did not take even a delight in promoting: into a better, because

nobody having had more experience of the wicked part of the town than she had, was fitter to advise and

guard one against the worst dangers of our profession; and what was rare to be met with in those of her's, she

contented herself with a moderate living profit upon her industry and good offices, and had nothing of their

greedy rapacious turn. She was really too a gentlewoman born and bred, but through a train of accidents

reduc'd to this course, which she pursued, partly through necessity, partly through choice, as never woman

delighted more in encouraging a brisk circulation of trade for the sake of the trade itself, or better understood

all the mysteries and refinements of it, than she did; so that she was consummately at the top of her

profession, and dealt only with customers of distinction: to answer the demands of whom she kept a

competent number of her daughters in constant recruit (so she call'd those whom by her means, and through

This useful gentlewoman upon whose protection I now threw myself, having her reasons of state, respecting

Mr. H . . ., for not appearing too much in the thing herself, sent a friend of her's, on the day appointed for my

removal, to conduct me to my new lodgings at a brushmaker's in R*** street, Covent Garden, the very next

door to her own house, where she had no conveniences to lodge me herself: lodgings that, by having been for

several successions tenanted by ladies of pleasure, the landlord of them was familiarized to their ways; and

provided the rent was duly paid, every thing else was as easy and commodious as one could desire.

The fifty guineas promis'd me by Mr. H . . ., at his parting with me, having been duly paid me, all my cloaths

and moveables chested up, which were at least of two hundred pound's value, I had them convey'd into a

coach, where I soon followed them, after taking a civil leave of the landlord and his family, with whom I had

never liv'd in a degree of familiarity enough to regret the removal; but still, the very circumstance of its being

a removal drew tears from me. I left, too, a letter of thanks for Mr. H . . ., from whom I concluded myself, as

My maid I had discharged the day before, not only because I had her of Mr. H . . ., but that I suspected her of

having some how or other been the occasion of his discovering me, in revenge, perhaps, for my not having

We soon got to my lodgings, which, though not so handsomely furnish'd nor so showy as those I left, were to

the full as convenient, and at half price, though on the first floor. My trunks were safely landed, and stow'd in

my apartments, where my neighbour, and now gouvernante, Mrs. Cole, was ready with my landlord to

receive me, to whom she took care to set me out in the most favourable light, that of one from whom there

was the clearest reason to expect the regular payment of his rent: all the cardinal virtues attributed to me

I was now settled in lodgings of my own, abandon'd to my own conduct, and turned loose upon the town, to

sink or swim, as I could manage with the current of it; and what were the consequences, together with the

number of adventures which befell me in the exercise of my new profession, will compose the matter of

If I have delay'd the sequel of my history, it has been purely to allow myself a little breathing time not

without some hopes that, instead of pressing me to a continuation, you would have acquitted me of the task of

pursuing a confession, in the course of which my selfesteem has so many wounds to sustain.

I imagined, indeed, that you would have been cloy'd and tired with uniformity of adventures and expressions,

inseparable from a subject of this sort, whose bottom, or groundwork being, in the nature of things, eternally

one and the same, whatever variety of forms and modes the situations are susceptible of, there is no escaping

a repetition of near the same images, the same figures, the same expressions, with this further inconvenience

added to the disgust it creates, that the words JOYS, ARDOURS, TRANSPORTS, EXTASIES, and the rest

of those pathetic terms so congenial to, so received in the PRACTICE OF PLEASURE, flatten and lose much

of their due spirit and energy by the frequency they indispensably recur with, in a narrative of which that

PRACTICE professedly composes the whole basis. I must therefore trust to the candour of your judgement,

for your allowing for the disadvantage I am necessarily under in that respect, and to your imagination and

sensibility, the pleasing task of repairing it by their supplements, where my descriptions flag or fail: the one

will readily place the pictures I present before your eyes; the other give life to the colours where they are dull,

What you say besides, by way of encouragement, concerning the extreme difficulty of continuing so long in

one strain, in a mean temper'd with taste, between the revoltingness of gross, rank and vulgar expressions,

and the ridicule of mincing metaphors and affected circumlocutions, is so sensible, as well as goodnatur'd,

that you greatly justify me to myself for my compliance with a curiosity that is to be satisfied so extremely at

Resuming now where I broke off in my last, I am in my way to remark to you that it was late in the evening

before I arriv'd at my new lodgings, and Mrs. Cole, after helping me to range and secure my things, spent the

whole evening with me in my apartment, where we supped together, in giving me the best advice and

instruction with regard to this new stage of my profession I was now to enter upon; and passing thus from a

private devotee to pleasure into a public one, to become a more general good, with all the advantages

requisite to put my person out to use, either for interest or pleasure, or both. But then, she observ'd, as I was a

kind of new face upon the town, that it was an established rule, and part of trade, for me to pass for a maid,

and dispose of myself as such on the first good occasion, without prejudice, however, to such diversions as I

might have a mind to in the interim; for that nobody could be a greater enemy than she was to the losing of

time. That she would, in the mean time, do her best to find out a proper person, and would undertake to

manage this nice point for me, if I would accept of her aid and advice to such good purpose that, in the loss of

Though such a delicacy of sentiments did not extremely belong to my character at that time, I confess, against

myself, that I perhaps too readily closed with a proposal which my candor and ingenuity gave me some

repugnance to: but not enough to contradict the intention of one to whom I had now thoroughly abandoned

the direction of all my steps. For Mrs. Cole had, I do not know how unless by one of those unaccountable

invincible sympathies that, nevertheless, form the strongest links, especially of female friendship, won and

got entire possession of me. On her side, she pretended that a strict resemblance she fancied she saw in me to

an only daughter whom she had lost at my age, was the first motive of her taking to me so affectionately as

she did. It might be so: there exist as slender motives of attachment that, gathering force from habit and

liking, have proved often more solid and durable than those founded on much stronger reasons; but this I

know, that tho' I had no other acquaintance with her than seeing her at my lodgings when I lived with Mr. H .

. ., where she had made errands to sell me some millinery ware, she had by degrees insinuated herself so far

into my confidence that I threw myself blindly into her hands, and came, at length, to regard, love, and obey

her implicitly; and, to do her justice, I never experienc' d at her hands other than a sincerity of tenderness, and

care for my interest, hardly heard of in those of her profession. We parted that night, after having settled a

perfect unreserv'd agreement; and the next morning Mrs. Cole came, and took me with her to her house for

Here, at the first sight of things, I found everything breath'd an air of decency, modesty and order.

In the outer parlour, or rather shop, sat three young women, very demurely employ'd on millinery work,

which was the cover of a traffic in more precious commodities; but three beautifuller creatures could hardly

be seen. Two of them were extremely fair, the eldest not above nineteen; and the third, much about that age,

was a piquant brunette, whose black sparkling eyes, and perfect harmony of features and shape, left her

nothing to envy in her fairer companions. Their dress too had the more design in it, the less it appeared to

have, being in a taste of uniform correct neatness, and elegant simplicity. These were the girls that compos'd

the small domestick flock, which my governess train'd up with surprising order and management, considering

the giddy wildness of young girls once got upon the loose. But then she never continued any in her house,

whom, after a due novitiate, she found untractable, or unwilling to comply with the rules of it. Thus had she

insensibly formed a little family of love, in which the members found so sensibly their account, in a rare

alliance of pleasure with interest, and of a necessary outward decency with unbounded secret liberty, that

Mrs. Cole, who had pick'd them as much for their temper as their beauty, govern'd them with ease to herself

To these pupils then of hers, whom she had prepar'd, she presented me as a new boarder, and one that was to

be immediately admitted to all the intimacies of the house; upon which these charming girls gave me all the

marks of a welcome reception, and indeed of being perfectly pleased with my figure, that I could possibly

expect from any of my own sex: but they had been effectually brought to sacrifice all jealousy, or competition

of charms, to a common interest, and consider'd me a partner that was bringing no despicable stock of goods

into the trade of the house. They gathered round me, view'd me on all sides; and as my admission into this

joyous troop made a little holiday, the shew of work was laid aside; and Mrs. Cole giving me up, with special

recommendation, to their caresses and entertainment, went about her ordinary business of the house.

The sameness of our sex, age, profession, and views soon created as unreserv'd a freedom and intimacy as if

we had been for years acquainted. They took and shew'd me the house, their respective apartments, which

were furnished with every article of conveniency and luxury; and above all, a spacious drawingroom, where

a select revelling band usually met, in general parties of pleasure; the girls supping with their sparks, and

acting their wanton pranks with unbounded licentiousness; whilst a defiance of awe, modesty or jealousy

were their standing rules, by which, according to the principles of their society, whatever pleasure was lost on

the side of sentiment was abundantly made up to the senses in the poignancy of variety, and the charms of

ease and luxury. The authors and supporters of this secret institution would, in the height of their humours

style themselves the restorers of the golden age and its simplicity of pleasures, before their innocence became

As soon then as the evening began, and the shew of a shop was shut, the academy open'd; the mask of

mockmodesty was completely taken off, and all the girls deliver'd over to their respective calls of pleasure

or interest with their men; and none of that sex was promiscuously admitted, but only such as Mrs. Cole was

previously satisfied with their character and discretion. In short, this was the safest, politest, and, at the same

time, the most thorough house of accommodation in town: every thing being conducted so that decency made

no intrenchment upon the most libertine pleasures, in the practice of which too, the choice familiars of the

house had found the secret so rare and difficult, of reconciling even all the refinements of taste and delicacy

After having consum'd the morning in the endearments and instructions of my new acquaintance, we went to

dinner, when Mrs. Cole, presiding at the head of her club, gave me the first idea of her management and

address, in inspiring these girls with so sensible a love and respect for her. There was no stiffness, no reserve,

no airs of pique, or little jealousies, but all was unaffectedly gay, cheerful and easy.

After dinner, Mrs. Cole, seconded by the young ladies, acquainted me that there was a chapter to be held that

night in form, for the ceremony of my reception into the sisterhood; and in which, with all due reserve to my

maidenhead, that was to be occasionally cook'd up for the first proper chapman, I was to undergo a

Embark'd as I was, and moreover captivated with the charms of my new companions, I was too much

prejudic'd in favour of any proposal they could make, to much as hesitate an assent; which, therefore, readily

giving in the style of a carte blanche, I receiv'd fresh kisses of compliment from them all, in approval of my

docility and good nature. Now I was "a sweet girl . . ." I came into things with a "good grace . . ." I was not

This point thus adjusted, the young women left Mrs. Cole to talk and concert matters with me: she explained

to me that I should be introduc'd, that very evening, to four of her best friends, one of whom she had,

according to the custom of the house, favoured with the preference of engaging me in the first party of

pleasure; assuring me, at the same time, that they were all young gentlemen agreeable in their persons, and

unexceptionable in every respect; that united, and holding together by the band of common pleasures, they

composed the chief support of her house, and made very liberal presents to the girls that pleas'd and humour'd

them, so that they were, properly speaking, the founders and patrons of this little seraglio. Not but that she

had, at proper seasons, other customers to deal with, whom she stood less upon punctilio with than with

these; for instance, it was not on one of them she could attempt to pass me for a maid; they were not only too

knowing, too much townbred to bite at such a bait, but they were such generous benefactors to her that it

Amidst all the flutter and emotion which this promise of pleasure, for such I conceiv'd it, stirr'd up in me, I

preserved so much of the woman as to feign just reluctance enough to make some merit of sacrificing it to the

influence of my patroness, whom I likewise, still in character, reminded of it perhaps being right for me to go

But Mrs. Cole, in opposition to this, assured me that the gentlemen I should be presented to were, by their

rank and taste of things, infinitely superior to the being touched with any glare of dress or ornaments, such as

silly women rather confound and overlay than set off their beauty with; that these veteran voluptuaries knew

better than not to hold them in the highest contempt: they with whom the pure native charms alone could pass

current, and who would at any time leave a sallow, washy, painted duchess on her own hands, for a ruddy,

healthy, firmflesh'd country maid; and as for my part, that nature had done enough for me, to set me above

owing the least favour to art; concluding withal, that for the instant occasion, there was no dress like an

I thought my governess too good a judge of these matters not to be easily overruled by her: after which she

went on preaching very pathetically the doctrine of passive obedience and notresistance to all those arbitrary

tastes of pleasure, which are by some styl'd the refinements, and by others the depravations of it; between

whom it was not the business of a simple girl, who was to profit by pleasing, to decide, but to conform to.

Whilst I was edifying by these wholesome lessons, tea was brought in, and the young ladies, returning, joined

After a great deal of mix'd chat, frolic and humour, one of them, observing that there would be a good deal of

time on hand before the assemblyhour, proposed that each girl should entertain the company with that

critical period of her personal history in which she first exchanged the maiden state for womanhood. The

proposal was approv'd, with only one restriction of Mrs. Cole, that she, on account of her age, and I, on

account of my titular maidenhead, should be excused, at least till I had undergone the forms of the house.

This obtain'd me a dispensation, and the promotress of this amusement was desired to begin.

Her name was Emily; a girl fair to excess, and whose limbs were, if possible, too well made, since their

plump fullness was rather to the prejudice of that delicate slimness requir'd by the nicer judges of beauty; her

eyes were blue, and streamed inexpressible sweetness, and nothing could be prettier than her mouth and lips,

"Neither my extraction, nor the most critical adventure of my life, is sublime enough to impeach me of any

vanity in the advancement of the proposal you have approv'd of. My father and mother were, and for aught I

know, are still, farmers in the country, not above forty miles from town: their barbarity to me, in favour of a

son, on whom only they vouchsafed to bestow their tenderness, had a thousand times determined me to fly

their house, and throw myself on the wide world; but, at length, an accident forc'd me on this desperate

attempt at the age of fifteen. I had broken a china bowl, the pride and idol of both their hearts; and as an

unmerciful beating was the least I had to depend on at their hands, in the silliness of those tender years I left

the house, and, at all adventures, took the road to London. How my loss was resented I do not know, for till

this instant I have not heard a syllable about them. My whole stock was too broad pieces of my

grandmother's, a few shillings, silver shoebuckles and a silver thimble. Thus equipp'd, with no more cloaths

than the ordinary ones I had on my back, and frighten'd at every foot or noise I heard behind me, I hurried on;

and I dare swear, walked a dozen miles before I stopped, through mere weariness and fatigue. At length I sat

down on a stile, wept bitterly, and yet was still rather under increased impressions of fear on the account of

my escape; which made dread, worse than death, the going back to face my unnatural parents. Refresh'd by

this little repose, and relieved by my tears, I was proceeding onward, when I was overtaken by a sturdy

country lad who was going to London to see what he could do for himself there, and, like me, had given his

friends the slip. He could not be above seventeen, was ruddy, well featur'd enough, with uncombed flaxen

hair, a little flapp'd hat, kersey frock, yarn stockings, in short, a perfect ploughboy. I saw him come

whistling behind me, with a bundle tied to the end of a stick, his travelling equipage. We walk'd by one

another for some time without speaking; at length we join'd company, and agreed to keep together till we got

to our journey's end. What his designs or ideas were, I know not: the innocence of mine I can solemnly

"As night drew on, it became us to look out for some inn or shelter; to which perplexity another was added,

and that was, what we should say for ourselves, if we were question'd. After some puzzle, the young fellow

started a proposal, which I thought the finest that could be; and what was that? why, that we should pass for

husband and wife: I never once dream'd of consequences. We came presently, after having agreed on this

notable expedient, to one of those hedgeaccommodations for foot passengers, at the door do which stood an

old crazy beldam, who seeing us trudge by, invited us to lodge there. Glad of any cover, we went in, and my

fellow traveller, taking all upon him, call'd for what the house afforded, and we supped together as man and

wife; which, considering our figures and ages, could not have passed on any one but such as any thing could

pass on. But when bedtime came on, we had neither of us the courage to contradict out first account of

ourselves; and what was extremely pleasant, the young lad seem'd as perplex'd as I was, how to evade lying

together, which was so natural for the state we had pretenced to. Whilst we were in this quandary, the

landlady takes the candle and lights us to our apartment, through a long yard, at the end of which it stood,

separate from the body of the house. Thus we suffer'd ourselves to be conducted, without saying a word in

opposition to it; and there, in a wretched room, with a bed answerable, we were left to pass the night together,

as a thing quite of course. For my part, I was so incredibly innocent as not even then to think much more

harm of going to bed with the young man than with one of our dairywenches; nor had he, perhaps, any other

notions than those of innocence, till such a fair occasion put them into his head.

"Before either of us undressed, however, he put out the candle; and the bitterness of the weather made it a

kind of necessity for me to go into bed: slipping then my cloaths off, I crept under the bedcloaths, where I

found the young stripling already nestled, and the touch of his warm flesh rather pleas'd than alarm'd me. I

was indeed too much disturbed with the novelty of my condition to be able to sleep; but then I had not the

least thought of harm. But, oh! how powerful are the instincts of nature! how little is there wanting to set

them in action! The young man, sliding his arm under my body, drew me gently towards him, as if to keep

himself and me warmer; and the heat I felt from joining our breasts, kindled another that I had hitherto never

felt, and was, even then, a stranger to the nature of. Emboldened, I suppose, by my easiness, he ventur'd to

kiss me, and I insensibly returned it, without knowing the consequence of returning it; for, on this

encouragement, he slipped his hand all down from my breast to that part of me where the sense of feeling is

so exquisitely critical, as I then experienc'd by its instant taking fire upon the touch, and glowing with a

strange tickling heat: there he pleas'd himself and me, by feeling, till, growing a little too bold, he hurt me,

and made me complain. Then he took my hand, which he guided, not unwillingly on my side, between the

twist of his closed thighs, which were extremely warm; there he lodged and pressed it, till raising it by

degrees, he made me feel the proud distinction of his sex from mine. I was frighten'd at the novelty, and drew

back my hand; yet, pressed and spurred on by sensations of a strange pleasure, I could not help asking him

what that was for? He told me he would show me if I would let him; and, without waiting for my answer,

which he prevented by stopping my mouth with kisses I was far from disrelishing, he got upon me, and

inserting one of his thighs between mine, opened them so as to make way for himself, and fixed me to his

purpose; whilst I was so much out of my usual sense, so subdu'd by the present power of a new one, that,

between fear and desire, I lay utterly passive, till the piercing pain rous'd and made me cry out. But it was too

late: he was too firm fix'd in the saddle for me to compass flinging him, with all the struggles I could use,

some of which only served to further his point, and at length an irresistible thrust murdered at once my

maidenhead, and almost me. I now lay a bleeding witness of the necessity impos'd on our sex, to gather the

"But the pleasure rising as the pain subsided, I was soon reconciled to fresh trials, and before morning,

nothing on earth could be dearer to me than this rifler of my virgin sweets: he was every thing to me now.

How we agreed to join fortunes; how we came up to town together, where we lived some time, till necessity

parted us, and drove me into this course of life, in which I had been long ago battered and torn to pieces

before I came to this age, as much through my easiness, as through my inclination, had it not been for my

finding refuge in this house: these are all circumstances which pass the mark I proposed, so that here my

In the order of our sitting, it was Harriet's turn to go on. Amongst all the beauties of our sex that I had before

or have since seen, few indeed were the forms that could dispute excellence with her's; it was not delicate, but

delicacy itself incarnate, such was the symmetry of her small but exactly fashion'd limbs. Her complexion,

fair as it was, appeared yet more fair from the effect of two black eyes, the brilliancy of which gave her face

more vivacity than belonged to the colour of it, which was only defended from paleness by a sweetly pleasing

blush in her cheeks, that grew fainter and fainter, till at length it died away insensibly into the overbearing

white. Then her miniature features join'd to finish the extreme sweetness of it, which was not belied by that of

temper turned to indolence, languor, and the pleasures of love. Press'd to subscribe her contingent, she

"My father was neither better nor worse than a miller near the city of York; and both he and my mother dying

whilst I was an infant, I fell under the care of a widow and childless aunt, housekeeper to my lord N . . ., at

his seat in the county of . . ., where she brought me up with all imaginable tenderness. I was not seventeen, as

I am not now eighteen, before I had, on account of my person purely (for fortune I had notoriously none),

several advantageous proposals; but whether nature was slow in making me sensible in her favourite passion,

or that I had not seen any of the other sex who had stirr'd up the least emotion or curiosity to be better

acquainted with it, I had, till that age, preserv'd a perfect innocence, even of thought: whilst my fears of I did

not well know what, made me no more desirous of marrying than of dying. My aunt, good woman, favoured

my timorousness, which she look'd on as childish affection, that her own experience might probably assure

"The family had not been down at that seat for years, so that it was neglected, and committed entirely to my

aunt, and two old domestics to take care of it. Thus I had the full range of a spacious lonely house and

gardens, situate at about half a mile distance form any other habitation, except, perhaps, a straggling cottage

"Here, in tranquillity and innocence, I grew up without any memorable accident, till one fatal day I had, as I

had often done before, left my aunt fast asleep, and secure for some hours, after dinner; and resorting to a

kind of ancient summerhouse, at some distance from the house, I carried my work with me, and sat over a

rivulet, which its door and window fac'd upon. Here I fell into a gentle breathing slumber, which stole upon

my senses, as they fainted under the excessive heat of the season at that hour; a cane couch, with my

workbasket for a pillow, were all the conveniencies of my short repose; for I was soon awaked and alarmed

by a flounce, and the noise of splashing in the water. I got up to see what was the matter; and what indeed

should it be but the son of a neighbouring gentleman, as I afterwards found (for I had never seen him before),

who had strayed that way with his gun, and heated by his sport, and the sultriness of the day, had been

tempted by the freshness of the clear stream; so that presently stripping, he jump'd into it on the other side,

which bordered on a wood, some trees whereof, inclined down to the water, form'd a pleasing shady recess,

"My first emotions at the sight of this youth, naked in the water, were, with all imaginable respect to truth,

those of surprise and fear; and, in course, I should immediately have run out, had not my modesty, fatally for

itself, interposed the objection of the door and window being so situated that it was scarce possible to get out,

and make my way along the bank to the house, without his seeing me: which I could not bear the thought of,

so much ashamed and confounded was I at having seen him. Condemn'd then to stay till his departure should

release me, I was greatly embarrassed how to dispose of myself: I kept some time betwixt terror and modesty,

even from looking through the window, which being an oldfashinon'd casement, without any light behind

me, could hardly betray any one's being there to him from within; then the door was so secure, that without

"But now, by my own experience, I found it too true that objects which affright us, when we cannot get from

them, draw out eyes as forcibly as those that please us. I could not long withstand that nameless impulse,

which, without any desire of this novel sight, compelled me towards it; embolden'd too by my certainty of

being at once unseen and safe, I ventur'd by degrees to cast my eyes on an object so terrible and alarming to

my virgin modesty as a naked man. But as I snatched a look, the first gleam that struck me was in general the

dewy lustre of the whitest skin imaginable, which the sun playing upon made the reflection of it perfectly

beamy. His face, in the confusion I was in, I could not well distinguish the lineaments of, any farther than that

there was a great deal of youth and freshness in it. The frolic and various play of all his polish'd limbs, as they

appeared above the surface, in the course of his swimming or wantoning with the water, amus'd and

insensibly delighted me: sometimes he lay motionless, on his back, waterborne, and dragging after him a fine

head of hair, that, floating, swept the stream in a bush of black curls. Then the overflowing water would

make a separation between his breast and glossy white belly; at the bottom of which I could not escape

observing so remarkable a distinction as a black mossy tuft, out of which appeared to emerge a round, softish,

limber, white something, that played every way, with ever the least motion or whirling eddy. I cannot say but

that part chiefly, by a kind of natural instinct, attracted, detain'd, captivated my attention: it was out of the

power of all my modesty to command my eye away from it; and seeing nothing so very dreadful in its

appearance, I insensibly lock'd away all my fears: but as fast as they gave way, new desires and strange

wishes took place, and I melted as I gazed. The fire of nature, that had so long lain dormant or conceal'd,

began to break out, and made me feel my sex the first time. He had now changed his posture, and swam

prone on his belly, striking out with his legs and arms, finer modell'd than which could not have been cast,

whilst his floating locks played over a neck and shoulders whose whiteness they delightfully set off. Then the

luxuriant swell of flesh that rose form the small of his back, and terminated its double cope at where the

"By this time I was so affected by this inward involution of sentiments, so soften'd by this sight, that now,

betrayed into a sudden transition from extreme fears to extreme desires, I found these last so strong upon me,

the heat of the weather too perhaps conspiring to exalt their rage, that nature almost fainted under them. Not

that I so much as knew precisely what was wanting to me: my only thought was that so sweet a creature as

this youth seemed to me could only make me happy; but then, the little likelihood there was of compassing an

acquaintance with him, or perhaps of ever seeing him again, dash'd my desires, and turn'd them into torments.

I was still gazing, with all the powers of my sight, on this bewitching object, when, in an instant, down he

went. I had heard of such things as a cramp seizing on even the best swimmers, and occasioning their being

drowned; and imagining this so sudden eclipse to be owing to it, the inconceivable fondness this unknown lad

had given birth to distracted me with the most killing terrors; insomuch, that my concern giving the wings, I

flew to the door, open'd it, ran down to the canal, guided thither by the madness of my fears for him, and the

intense desire of being an instrument to save him, though I was ignorant how, or by what means to effect it:

but was it for fears, and a passion so sudden as mine, to reason? All this took up scarce the space of a few

moments. I had then just life enough to reach the green borders of the waterpiece, where wildly looking

round for the young man, and missing him still, my fright and concern sunk me down in a deep swoon, which

must have lasted me some time; for I did not come to myself till I was rous'd out of it by a sense of pain that

pierced me to the vitals, and awaked me to the most surprising circumstance of finding myself not only in the

arms of this very same young gentleman I had been so solicitous to save, but taken at such an advantage in

my unresisting condition that he had actually completed his entrance into me so far, that weakened as I was

by all the preceding conflicts of mind I had suffer'd, and struck dumb by the violence of my surprise, I had

neither the power to cry out nor the strength to disengage myself from his strenuous embraces, before, urging

his point, he had forced his way and completely triumphed over my virginity, as he might now as well see by

the streams of blood that follow'd his drawing out, as he had felt by the difficulties he had met with

consummating his penetration. But the sight of the blood, and the sense of my condition, had (as he told me

afterwards), since the ungovernable rage of his passion was somewhat appeas'd, now wrought so far on him

that at all risks, even of the worst consequences, he could not find in his heart to leave me, and make off,

which he might easily have done. I still lay all descompos'd in bleeding ruin, palpitating, speechless, unable

to get off, and frightened, and fluttering like a poor wounded partridge, and ready to faint away again at the

sense of what had befallen me. The young gentleman was by me, kneeling, kissing my hand, and with tears in

his eyes beseeching me to forgive him, and offering all the reparation in his power. It is certain that could I, at

the instant of regaining my senses, have called out, or taken the bloodiest revenge, I would not have stuck at

it: the violation was attended too with such aggravating circumstances, though he was ignorant of them, since

"But how quick is the shift of passions from one extreme to another! and how little are they acquainted with

the human heart who dispute it! I could not see this amiable criminal, so suddenly the first object of my love,

and as suddenly of my just hate, on his knees, bedewing my hand with his tears, without relenting. He was

still starknaked, but my modesty had been already too much wounded, in essentials, to be so much shocked

as I should have otherwise been with appearances only; in short, my anger ebbed so fast, and the tide of love

return'd so strong upon me, that I felt it a point of my own happiness to forgive him. The reproaches I made

him were murmur'd in so soft a tone, my eyes met his with such glances, expressing more languor than

resentment, that he could not but presume his forgiveness was at no desperate distance; but still he would not

quit his posture of submission, till I had pronounced his pardon in form; which after the most fervent

entreaties, protestations, and promises, I had not the power to withhold. On which, with the utmost marks of a

fear of again offending, he ventured to kiss my lips, which I neither declined nor resented; but on my mild

expostulations with him upon the barbarity of his treatment, he explain'd the mystery of my ruin, if not

entirely to the clearance, at least much to the alleviation of his guilt, in the eyes of a judge so partial in his

"Its seems that the circumstance of his going down, or sinking, which in my extreme ignorance I had

mistaken for something very fatal, was no other than a trick of diving which I had not ever heard, or at least

attended to, the mention of: and he was so longbreath'd at it, that in the few moments in which I ran out to

save him, he had not yet emerged, before I fell into the swoon, in which, as he rose, seeing me extended on

the bank, his first idea was that some young woman was upon some design of frolic or diversion with him,

for he knew I could not have fallen asleep there without his having seen me before: agreeably to which

notion he had ventured to approach, and finding me without sign of life, and still perplex'd as he was what to

think of the adventure, he took me in his arms at all hazards, and carried me into the summerhouse, of

which he observed the door open: there he laid me down on the couch, and tried, as he protested in good

faith, by several means to bring me to myself again, till fired, as he said, beyond all bearing by the sight and

touch of several parts of me which were unguardedly exposed to him, he could no longer govern his passion;

and the less, as he was not quite sure that his first idea of this swoon being a feint was not the very truth of

the case: seduced then by this flattering notion, and overcome by the present, as he styled them, superhuman

temptations, combined with the solitude and seeming security of the attempt, he was not enough his own

master not to make it. Leaving me then just only whilst he fastened the door, he returned with redoubled

eagerness to his prey: when, finding me still entranced, he ventured to place me as he pleased, whilst I felt, no

more than the dead, what he was about, till the pain he put me to roused me just in time enough to be witness

of a triumph I was not able to defeat, and now scarce regretted: for as he talked, the tone of his voice

sounded, methought, so sweetly in my ears, the sensible nearness of so new and interesting an object to me

wrought so powerfully upon me, that, in the rising perception of things in a new and pleasing light, I lost all

sense of the past injury. The young gentleman soon discern'd the symptoms of a reconciliation in my softened

looks, and hastening to receive the seal of it from my lips, press'd them tenderly to pass his pardon in the

return of a kiss so melting fiery, that the impression of it being carried to my heart, and thence to my

newdiscover'd sphere of Venus, I was melted into a softness that could refuse him nothing. When now he

managed his caresses and endearments so artfully as to insinuate the most soothing consolations for the past

pain and the most pleasing expectations of future pleasure, but whilst mere modesty kept my eyes from

seeing his and rather declined them, I had a glimpse of that instrument of the mischief which was now,

obviously even to me, who had scarce had snatches of a comparative observation of it, resuming its capacity

to renew it, and grew greatly alarming with its increase of size, as he bore it no doubt designedly, hard and

stiff against one of my hands carelessly dropt; but then he employ'd such tender prefacing, such winning

progressions, that my returning passion of desire being now so strongly prompted by the engaging

circumstances of the sight and incendiary touch of his naked glowing beauties, I yielded at length at the force

of the present impressions, and he obtained of my tacit blushing consent all the gratifications of pleasure left

in the power of my poor person to bestow, after he had cropt its richest flower, during my suspension of life

"Here, according to the rule laid down, I should stop; but I am so much in motion, that I could not if I would.

I shall only add, however, that I got home without the least discovery, or suspicion of what had happened. I

met my young ravisher several times after, whom I now passionately lov'd and who, tho' not of age to claim a

small but independent fortune, would have married me; but as the accidents that prevented it, and their

consequences which threw me on the publick, contain matters too moving and serious to introduce at present,

Louisa, the brunette whom I mentioned at first, now took her turn to treat the company with her history. I

have already hinted to you the graces of her person, than which nothing could be more exquisitely touching; I

repeat touching, as a just distinction from striking, which is ever a less lasting effect, and more generally

belongs to the fair complexions: but leaving that decision to every one's taste, I proceed to give you Louisa's

"According to practical maxims of life, I ought to boast of my birth, since I owe it to pure love, without

marriage; but this I know, it was scarce possible to inherit a stronger propensity to that cause of my being

than I did. I was the rare production of the first essay of a journeyman cabinetmaker on his master's maid:

the consequence of which was a big belly, and the loss of a place. He was not in circumstances to do much

for her; and yet, after all this blemish, she found means, after she had dropt her burthen and disposed of me to

a poor relation's in the country, to repair it by marrying a pastrycook here in London, in thriving business;

on whom she soon, under favour of the complete ascendant he had given her over him, passed me for a child

she had by her first husband. I had, on that footing, been taken home, and was not six years old when this

stepfather died and left my mother in tolerable circumstances, and without any children by him. As to my

natural father, he had betaken himself to the sea; where, when the truth of things came out, I was told that he

died, not immensely rich you may think, since he was no more than a common sailor. As I grew up, under the

eyes of my mother, who kept on the business, I could not but see, in her severe watchfulness, the marks of a

slip which she did not care should be hereditary, but we no more choose our passions than our features or

complexion, and the bent of mine was so strong to the forbidden pleasure, that it got the better, at length, of

all her care and precaution. I was scarce twelve years old before that part which she wanted so much to keep

out of harm's way made me feel its impatience to be taken notice of, and come into play: already had it put

forth the signs of forwardness in the sprout of a soft down over it, which had often flatter'd, and I might also

say, grown under my constant touch and visitation, so pleas'd was I with what I took to be a kind of title to

womanhood, that state I pin'd to be entr'd of, for the pleasures I conceiv'd were annexed to it; and now the

growing importance of that part to me, and the new sensations in it, demolish'd at once all my girlish

playthings and amusements. Nature now pointed me strongly to more solid diversions, while all the stings of

desire settled so fiercely in that little centre of them, that I could not mistake the spot I wanted a playfellow

"I now shunn'd all company in which there was no hopes of coming at the object of my longings, and used to

shut myself up, to indulge in solitude some tender meditation on the pleasures I strongly perceiv'd the

overture of, in feeling and examining what nature assur'd me must be the chosen avenue, the gates for

"But these meditations only increas'd my disorder, and blew the fire that consumed me. I was yet worse

when, yielding at length to the insupportable irritations of the little fairy charm that tormented me, I seiz'd it

with my fingers, teasing it to no end. Sometimes, in the furious excitations of desire, I threw myself on the

bed, spread my thighs abroad, and lay as it were expecting the longedfor relief, till finding my illusion, I

shut and squeez'd them together again, burning and fretting. In short, this dev'lish thing, with its impetuous

girds and itching fires, led me such a life that I could neither night nor day be at peace with it or myself. In

time, however, I thought I had gained a prodigious prize, when figuring to myself that my fingers were

something of the shape of what I pined for, I worked my way in for one of them with great agitation and

delight; yet not without pain too did I deflower myself as far as it could reach; proceeding with such a fury of

passion, in this solitary and last shift of pleasure, as extended me at length breathless on the bed in an

"But frequency of use dulling the sensation, I soon began to perceive that this work was but a paltry shallow

expedient that went but a little way to relieve me, and rather rais'd more flame than its dry and insignificant

"Man alone, I almost instinctively knew, as well as by what I had industriously picked up at weddings and

christenings, was possess'd of the only remedy that could reduce this rebellious disorder; but watch'd and

overlook'd as I was, how to come at it was the point, and that, to all appearance, an invincible one; not that I

did not rack my brains and invention how at once to elude my mother's vigilance, and procure myself the

satisfaction of my impetuous curiosity and longings for this mighty and untasted pleasure. At length,

however, a singular chance did at once the work of a long course of alertness. One day that we had dined at

an acquaintance's over the way, together with a gentlewomanlodger that occupied the first floor of our

house, there started an indispensable necessity for my mother's going down to Greenwich to accompany her:

the party was settled, when I do not know what genius whispered me to plead a headache, which I certainly

had not, against my being included in a jaunt that I had not the least relish for. The pretext however passed,

and my mother, with much reluctance, prevailed with herself to go without me; but took particular care to see

me safe home, where she consign'd me into the hands of an old trusty maidservant, who served in the shop,

"As soon as she was gone, I told the maid I would go up and lie down on our lodger's bed, mine not being

made, with a charge to her at the same time not to disturb me, as it was only rest I wanted. This injunction

probably prov'd of eminent service to me. As soon as I was got into the bedchamber, I unlaced my stays, and

threw myself on the outside of the bedcloaths, in all the loosest undress. Here I gave myself up to the old

insipid privy shifts of my selfviewing, selftouching, selfenjoying, in fine, to all the means of

selfknowledge I could devise, in search of the pleasure that fled before me, and tantalized with that

unknown something that was out of my reach; thus all only serv'd to enflame myself, and to provoke

violently my desires, whilst the one thing needful to their satisfaction was not at hand, and I could have bit

my fingers, for representing it so ill. After then wearying and fatiguing myself with grasping shadows, whilst

that most sensible part of me disdain'd to content itself with less than realities, the strong yearnings, the

urgent struggles of nature towards the melting relief, and the extreme selfagitations I had used to come at it,

had wearied and thrown me into a kind of unquiet sleep: for, if I tossed and threw about my limbs in

proportion to the distraction of my dreams, as I had reason to believe I did, a bystander could not have help'd

seeing all for love. And one there was it seems; for waking out of my very short slumber, I found my hand

lock'd in that of a young man, who was kneeling at my bedside, and begging my pardon for his boldness:

but that being a son to the lady to whom this bedchamber, he knew, belonged, he had slipp'd by the servant of

the shop, as he supposed, unperceiv'd, when finding me asleep, his first ideas were to withdraw; but that he

had been fix'd and detain'd there by a power he could better account for than resist.

"What shall I say? my emotions of fear and surprize were instantly subdued by those of the pleasure I

bespoke in great presence of mind from the turn this adventure might take. He seem'd to me no other than a

pitying angel, dropt out of the clouds: for he was young and perfectly handsome, which was more than even I

had asked for; man, in general, being all that my utmost desires had pointed at. I thought then I could not put

too much encouragement into my eyes and voice; I regretted no leading advances; no matter for his

afteropinion of my forwardness, so it might bring him to the point of answering my pressing demands of

present case; it was not now with his thoughts, but his actions, that my business immediately lay. I rais'd then

my head, and told him, in a soft tone that tended to prescribe the same key to him, that his mamma was gone

out and would not return till late at night: which I thought no bad hint; but as it prov'd, I had nothing of a

novice to deal with. The impressions I had made on him from the discoveries I had betrayed of my person in

the disordered motions of it, during his view of me asleep, had, as he afterwards told me, so fix'd and

charmingly prepar'd him, that, had I known his dispositions, I had more to hope from his violence than to fear

from his respect; and even less than the extreme tenderness which I threw into my voice and eyes, would

have served to encourage him to make the most of the opportunity. Finding then that his kisses, imprinted on

my hand, were taken as tamely as he could wish, he rose to my lips; and glewing his to them, made me so

faint with overcoming joy and pleasure that I fell back, and he with me, in course, on the bed, upon which I

had, by insensibly shifting from the side to near the middle, invitingly made room for him. He is now lain

down by me, and the minutes being too precious to consume in untimely ceremony, or dalliance, my youth

proceeds immediately to those extremities, which all my looks, flushing and palpitations had assured him he

might attempt without the fear of repulse: those rogues, the men, read us admirably on these occasions. I lay

then at length panting for the imminent attack, with wishes far beyond my fears, and for which it was scarce

possible for a girl, barely thirteen, but all and well grown, to have better dispositions. He threw up my

petticoat and shift, whilst my thighs were, by an instinct of nature, unfolded to their best; and my desires had

so thoroughly destroy'd all modesty in me, that even their being now naked and all laid open to him, was part

of the prelude that pleasure deepen'd my blushes at, more than shame. But when his hand, and touches,

naturally attracted to their centre, made me feel all their wantonness and warmth in, and round it, oh! how

immensely different a sense of things did I perceive there, than when under my own insipid handling! And

now his waistcoat was unbuttoned, and the confinement of the breeches burst through, when out started to

view the amazing, pleasing object of all my wishes, all my dreams, all my love, the king member indeed! I

gaz'd at, I devoured it, at length and breadth, with my eyes intently directed to it, till his getting upon me, and

placing it between my thighs, took from me the enjoyment of its sight, to give me a far more grateful one in

its touch, in that part where its touch is so exquisitely affecting. Applying it then to the minute opening, for

such at that age it certainly was, I met with too much good will, I felt with too great a rapture of pleasure the

first insertion of it, to heed much the pain that followed: I thought nothing too dear to pay for this the richest

treat of the senses; so that, split up, torn, bleeding, mangled, I was still superiorly pleas'd, and hugg'd the

author of all this delicious ruin. But when, soon after, he made his second attack, sore as every thing was, the

smart was soon put away by the sovereign cordial; all my soft complainings were silenc'd, and the pain

melting fast away into pleasure. I abandon'd myself over to all its transports, and gave it the full possession of

my whole body and soul; for now all thought was at an end with me; I lived but in what I felt only. And who

could describe those feelings, those agitations, yet exalted by the charm of their novelty and surprize? when

that part of me which had so long hunger'd for the dear morsel that now so delightfully crammed it, forc'd all

my vital sensations to fix their home there, during the stay of my beloved guest; who too soon paid me for his

hearty welcome in a dissolvent, richer far than that I have heard of some queen treating her paramour with, in

liquify'd pearl, and ravishingly pour'd into me, where, now myself too much melted to give it a dry reception,

I hail'd it with the warmest confluence on my side, amidst all those extatic raptures, not unfamiliar I presume

to this good company! Thus, however, I arrived at the very top of all my wishes, by an accident unexpected

indeed, but not so wonderful; for this young gentleman was just arriv'd in town from college, and came

familiarly to his mother at her apartment, where he had once before been, though by mere chance. I had not

seen him: so that we knew one another by hearsay only; and finding me stretched on his mother's bed, he

"This affair had however no ruinous consequences, the young gentleman escaping then, and many more times

undiscover' d. But the warmth of my constitution, that made the pleasures of love a kind of necessary of life

to me, having betray'd me into indiscretions fatal to my private fortune, I fell at length to the publick; from

which, it is probable, I might have met with the worst of ruin if my better fate had not thrown me into this

Here Louisa ended; and these little histories having brought the time for the girls to retire, and to prepare for

the revels of the evening, I staid with Mrs. Cole till Emily came and told us the company was met, and waited

On the landingplace of the first pair of stairs, we were met by a young gentleman, extremely well dress'd,

and a very pretty figure, to whom I was to be indebted for the first essay of the pleasures of the house. He

saluted me with great gallantry, and handed me into the drawing room, the floor of which was overspread

with a Turkey carpet, and all its furniture voluptuously adapted to every demand of the most study'd luxury;

now too it was, by means of a profuse illumination, enliven'd by a light scarce inferior, and perhaps more

On my entrance into the room, I had the satisfaction to hear a buzz of approbation run through the whole

company which now consisted of four gentlemen, including my particular (this was the cantterm of the

house for one's gallant for the time), the three young women, in a neat flowing dishabille, the mistress of the

academy, and myself. I was welcomed and saluted by a kiss all round, in which, however, it was easy to

discover, in the superior warmth of that of the men, the distinction of the sexes.

Aw'd and confounded as I was at seeing myself surrounded, caress'd, and made court to by so many

strangers, I could not immediately familiarize myself to all that air of gaiety and joy which dictated their

They assur'd me that I was so perfectly to their taste as to have but one fault against me, which I might easily

be cur'd of, and that was my modesty: this, they observ'd, might pass for a beauty the more with those who

wanted it for a heightener; but their maxim was, that it was an impertinent mixture, and dash'd the cup so as

to spoil the sincere draught of pleasure; they consider'd it accordingly as their mortal enemy, and gave it no

quarter wherever they met with it. This was a prologue not unworthy of the revels that ensu'd.

In the midst of all the frolic and wantonnesses, which this joyous band had presently, and all naturally, run

into, an elegant supper was serv'd in, and we sat down to it, my sparkelect placing himself next to me, and

the other couples without order or ceremony. The delicate cheer and good wine soon banish'd all reserve; the

conversation grew as lively as could be wished, without taking too loose a turn: these professors of pleasure

knew too well, to stale impressions of it, or evaporate the imagination in words, before the time of action.

Kisses however were snatch'd at times, or where a handkerchief round the neck interpos'd its feeble barrier, it

was not extremely respected: the hands of the men went to work with their usual petulance, till the

provocations on both sides rose to such a pitch that my particular's proposal for beginning the countrydances

was received with instant assent: for, as he laughingly added, he fancied the instruments were in tune. This

was a signal for preparation, that the complaisant Mrs. Cole, who understood life, took for her cue of

disappearing; no longer so fit for personal service herself, and content with having settled the order of battle,

As soon as she was gone, the table was remov'd form the middle, and became a sideboard; a couch was

brought into its place, of which when I whisperingly inquired the reason, of my particular, he told me that as

it was chiefly on my account that this convention was met, the parties intended at once to humour their taste

of variety in pleasures, and by an open publick enjoyment, to see me broke of any taint of reserve or modesty,

which they look'd on as the poison of joy; that though they occasionally preached pleasure, and lived up to

the text, they did not enthusiastically set up for missionaries, and only indulg'd themselves in the delights of a

practical instruction of all the pretty women they lik'd well enough to bestow it upon, and who fell properly in

the way of it; but that as such a proposal might be too violent, too shocking for a young beginner, the old

standers were to set an example, which he hoped I would not be averse to follow, since it was to him I was

devolv'd in favour of the first experiment; but that still I was perfectly at my liberty to refuse the party, which

being in its nature one of pleasure, suppos'd an exclusion of all force or constraint.

My countenance expressed, no doubt, my surprise as my silence did my acquiescence. I was now embarked,

The first that stood up, to open the ball, were a cornet of horse, and that sweetest of olivebeauties, the soft

and amorous Louisa. He led her to the couch "nothing loth," on which he gave her the fall, and extended her

at her length with an air of roughness and vigour, relishing high of amorous eagerness and impatience. The

girl, spreading herself to the best advantage, with her head upon the pillow, was so concentred in what she

was about, that our presence seemed the least of her care and concern. Her petticoats, thrown up with her

shift, discovered to the company the finest turn'd legs and thighs that could be imagined, and in broad

display, that gave us a full view of that delicious cleft of flesh into which the pleasing hairgrown mount over

it, parted and presented a most inviting entrance between two closehedges, delicately soft and pouting. Her

gallant was now ready, having disencumber'd himself from his cloaths, overloaded with lace, and presently,

his shirt removed, shew'd us his forces in high plight, bandied and ready for action. But giving us no time to

consider the dimensions, he threw himself instantly over his charming antagonist, who receiv'd him as he

pushed at once dead at mark like a heroine, without flinching; for surely never was girl constitutionally truer

to the taste of joy, or sincerer in the expressions of its sensations, than she was: we could observe pleasure

lighten in her eyes, as he introduc'd his plenipotentiary instrument into her; till, at length, having indulg'd her

to its utmost reach, its irritations grew so violent, and gave her the spurs so furiously, that collected within

herself, and lost to everything but the enjoyment of her favourite feelings, she retorted his thrusts with a just

concert of springy heaves, keeping time so exactly with the most pathetic sighs, that one might have

number'd the strokes in agitation by their distinct murmurs, whilst her active limbs kept wreathing and

intertwisting with his, in convulsive folds: then the turtlebilling kisses, and the poignant painless lovebites,

which they both exchang'd in a rage of delight, all conspiring towards the melting period. It soon came on

when Louisa, in the ravings of her pleasurefrenzy, impotent of all restraint, cried out: "Oh Sir! . . . Good Sir!

. . . pray do not spare me! ah! ah! . . ." All her accents now faltering into heartfetched sighs, she clos'd her

eyes in the sweet death, in the instant of which she was embalm'd by an injection, of which we could easily

see the signs in the quiet, dying, languid posture of her late so furious driver, who was stopp'd of a sudden,

breathing short, panting, and, for the time, giving up the spirit of pleasure. As soon as he was dismounted,

Louisa sprung up, shook her petticoats, and running up to me, gave me a kiss and drew me to the sideboard,

to which she was herself handed by her gallant, where they made me pledge them in a glass of wine, and toast

By this time the second couple was ready to enter the lists: which were a young baronet, and that delicatest of

charmers, the winning, tender Harriet. My gentle esquire came to acquaint me with it, and brought me back to

And, surely, never did one of her profession accompany her dispositions for the barefaced part she was

engaged to play with such a peculiar grace of sweetness, modesty and yielding coyness, as she did. All her air

and motions breath'd only unreserv'd, unlimited complaisance without the least mixture of impudence, or

prostitution. But what was yet more surprising, her sparkelect, in the midst of the dissolution of a publick

open enjoyment, doted on her to distraction, and had, by dint of love and sentiments, touched her heart, tho'

for a while the restraint of their engagement to the house laid him under a kind of necessity of complying

Harriet was then led to the vacant couch by her gallant, blushing as she look'd at me, and with eyes made to

justify any thing, tenderly bespeaking of me the most favourable construction of the step she was thus

Her lover, for such he was, sat her down at the foot of the couch, and passing his arm round her neck,

preluded with a kiss fervently applied to her lips, that visibly gave her life and spirit to go thro' with the

scene; and as he kiss'd, he gently inclined her head, till it fell back on a pillow disposed to receive it, and

leaning himself down all the way with her, at once countenanc'd and endear'd her fall to her. There, as if he

had guess'd our wishes, or meant to gratify at once his pleasure and his pride, in being the master, by the title

of present possession, of beauties delicate beyond imagination, he discovered her breasts to his own touch,

and our common view; but oh! what delicious manuals of love devotion! how inimitable fine moulded! small,

round, firm, and excellently white: the grain of their skin, so soothing, so flattering to the touch! and their

nipples, that crown'd them, the sweetest buds of beauty. When he had feasted his eyes with the touch and

perusal, feasted his lips with kisses of the highest relish, imprinted on those alldelicious twin orbs, the

Her legs still kept the ground; and now, with the tenderest attention not to shock or alarm her too suddenly,

he, by degrees, rather stole than rolled up her petticoats; at which, as if a signal had been given, Louisa and

Emily took hold of her legs, in pure wantonness, and, in ease to her, kept them stretched wide abroad. Then

lay exposed, or, to speak more properly, display'd the greatest parade in nature of female charms. The whole

company, who, except myself, had often seen them, seemed as much dazzled, surpriz'd and delighted, as any

one could be who had now beheld them for the first time. Beauties so excessive could not but enjoy the

privileges of eternal novelty. Her thighs were so exquisitely fashioned, that either more in, or more out of

flesh than they were, they would have declined from that point of perfection they presented. But what

infinitely enrich'd and adorn'd them, was the sweet intersection formed, where they met, at the bottom of the

smoothest, roundest, whitest belly, by that central furrow which nature had sunk there, between, the soft

relieve of two pouting ridges, and which in this was in perfect symmetry of delicacy and miniature with the

rest of her frame. No! nothing in nature could be of a beautifuller cut; then, the dark umbrage of the downy

springmoss that overarched it bestowed, on the luxury of the landscape, a touching warmth, a tender

Her truly enamour'd gallant, who had stood absorbed and engrossed by the pleasure of the sight long enough

to afford us time to feast ours (no fear of glutting!) addressed himself at length to the materials of enjoyment,

and lifting the linen veil that hung between us and his master member of the revels, exhibited one whose

eminent size proclaimed the owner a true woman's hero. He was, besides, in every other respect an

accomplish'd gentleman, and in the bloom and vigour of youth. Standing then between Harriet's legs, which

were supported by her two companions at their widest extension, with one hand he gently disclosed the lips

of that luscious mouth of nature, whilst with the other, he stooped his mighty machine to its lure, from the

height of his stiff standup towards his belly; the lips, kept open by his fingers, received its broad shelving

head of coral hue: and when he had nestled it in, he hovered there a little, and the girls then deliver'd over to

his hips the agreeable office of supporting her thighs; and now, as if meant to spin out his pleasure, and give

it the more play for its life, he passed up his instrument so slow that we lost sight of it inch by inch, till at

length it was wholly taken into the soft laboratory of love, and the mossy mounts of each fairly met together.

In the mean time, we could plainly mark the prodigious effect the progressions of this delightful energy

wrought in this delicious girl, gradually heightening her beauty as they heightened her pleasure. Her

countenance and whole frame grew more animated; the faint blush of her cheeks, gaining ground on the

white, deepened into a florid vivid vermilion glow, her naturally brilliant eyes now sparkled with tenfold

lustre; her languor was vanish'd, and she appeared, quick spirited, and alive all over. He now fixed, nailed,

this tender creature with his homedriven wedge, so that she lay passive by force, and unable to stir, till

beginning to play a strain of arms against this vein of delicacy, as he urged the toandfro confriction, he

awaken'd, rous'd, and touch'd her so to the heart, that unable to contain herself, she could not but reply to his

motions as briskly as her nicety of frame would admit of, till the raging stings of the pleasure rising towards

the point, made her wild with the intolerable sensations of it, and she now threw her legs and arms about at

random, as she lay lost in the sweet transport; which on his side declared itself by quicker, eager thrusts,

convulsive gasps, burning sighs, swift laborious breathings, eyes darting humid fires: all faithful tokens of the

imminent approaches of the last gasp of joy. It came on at length: the baronet led the extasy, which she

critically joined in, as she felt the melting symptoms from him, in the nick of which glewing more ardently

than ever his lips to hers, he shewed all the signs of that agony of bliss being strong upon him, in which he

gave her the finishing titillation; inly thrill'd with which, we saw plainly that she answered it down with all

effusion of spirit and matter she was mistress of, whilst a general soft shudder ran through all her limbs,

which she gave a stretchout of, and lay motionless, breathless, dying with dear delight; and in the height of

its expression, shewing, through the nearly closed lids of her eyes, just the edges of their black, the rest being

rolled strongly upwards in their extasy; then her sweet mouth appear'd languishingly open, with the tip of her

tongue leaning negligently towards the lower range of her white teeth, whilst the natural ruby colour of her

lips glowed with heightened life. Was not this a subject to dwell upon? And accordingly her lover still kept

on her, with an abiding delectation, till compressed, squeezed and distilled to the last drop, he took leave with

As soon as he was off, I ran to her, and sitting down on the couch by her, rais'd her head, which she declin'd

gently, and hung on my bosom, to hide her blushes and confusion at what had pass'd, till by degrees she

recomposed herself and accepted of a restorative glass of wine from my spark, who had left me to fetch it her,

whilst her own was readjusting his affairs and buttoning up; after which he led her, leaning languishingly

And now Emily's partner had taken her out for her share in the dance, when this transcendently fair and sweet

tempered creature readily stood up; and if a complexion to put the rose and lily out of countenance, extreme

pretty features, and that florid health and bloom for which the countrygirls are so lovely, might pass her for

a beauty, this she certainly was, and one ot the most striking of the fair ones.

Her gallant began first, as she stood, to disengage her breasts, and restore them to the liberty of nature, from

the easy confinement of no more than a pair of jumps; but on their coming out to view, we thought a new

light was added to the room, so superiourly shining was their whiteness; then they rose in so happy a swell as

to compose her a wellformed fulness of bosom, that had such an effect on the eye as to seem flesh hardening

into marble, of which it emulated the polished gloss, and far surpassed even the whitest, in the life and lustre

of its colours, white veined with blue. Refrain who could from such provoking enticements to it in reach? He

touched her breasts, first lightly, when the glossy smoothness of the skin eluded his hand, and made it slip

along the surface; he press'd them, and the springy flesh that filled them thus pitted by force, rose again

reboundingly with his hand, and on the instant effac'd the pressure: and alike indeed was the consistence of

all those parts of her body throughout, where the fulness of flesh compacts and constitutes all that fine

firmness which the touch is so highly attach'd to. When he had thus largely pleased himself with this branch

of dalliance and delight, he truss'd up her petticoat and shift in a wisp to her waist, where being tuck'd in, she

stood fairly naked on every side; a blush at this overspread her lovely face, and her eyes down cast to the

ground seemed to be for quarter, when she had so great a right to triumph in all the treasures of youth and

beauty that she now so victoriously display'd. Her legs were perfectly well shaped and her thighs, which she

kept pretty close, shewed so white, so round, so substantial and abounding in firm flesh, that nothing could

offer a stronger recommendation to the luxury of the touch, which he accordingly did not fail to indulge

himself in. Then gently removing her hand, which in the first emotion of natural modesty she had carried

thither, he gave us rather a glimpse than a view of that soft narrow chink running its little length downwards

and hiding the remains of it between her thighs; but plain was to be seen the fringe of lightbrown curls, in

beauteous growth over it, that with their silky gloss created a pleasing variety from the surrounding white,

whose lustre too, their gentle embrowning shade, considerably raised. Her spark then endeavoured, as she

stood, by disclosing her thighs, to gain us a completer sight of that central charm of attraction, but not

obtaining it so conveniently in that attitude, he led her to the foot of the couch, and bringing to it one of the

pillows, gently inclin'd her head down, so that as she leaned with it over her crossed hands, straddling with

her thighs wide spread, and jutting her body out, she presented a full back view of her person, naked to the

waist. Her posteriours, plump, smooth, and prominent, form'd luxuriant tracts of animated snow, that

splendidly filled the eye, till it was commanded down the parting or separation of those exquisitely white

cliffs, by their narrow vale, and was there stopt, and attracted by the embowered bottomcavity, that

terminated this delightful vista and stood moderately gaping from the influence of her bended posture, so that

the agreeable, interior red of the sides of the orifice came into view, and with respect to the white that dazzled

round it, gave somewhat the idea of a pink slash in the glossiest white satin. Her gallant, who was a

gentleman about thirty, somewhat inclin'd to a fatness that was in no sort displeasing, improving the hint thus

tendered him of this mode of enjoyment, after settling her well in this posture, and encouraging her with

kisses and caresses to stand him through, drew out his affair ready erected, and whose extreme length, rather

disproportion'd to its breadth, was the more surprizing, as that excess is not often the case with those of his

corpulent habit; making then the right and direct application, he drove it up to the guard, whilst the round

bulge of those Turkish beauties of her's tallying with the hollow made with the bent of his belly and thighs, as

they curved inwards, brought all those parts, surely not undelightfully, into warm touch, and close

conjunction; his hands he kept passing round her body, and employed in toying with her enchanting breasts.

As soon too as she felt him at home as he could reach, she lifted her head a little from the pillow, and turning

her neck, without much straining, but her cheeks glowing with the deepest scarlet, and a smile of the

tenderest satisfaction, met the kiss he press'd forward to give her as they were thus close joined together:

when leaving him to pursue his delights, she hid again her face and blushes with her hands and pillow, and

thus stood passively and as favourably too as she could, whilst he kept laying at her with repeated thrusts and

making the meeting flesh on both sides resound again with the violence of them; then ever as he backen'd

from her, we could see between them part of his long whitestaff foamingly in motion, till, as he went on again

and closed with her, the interposing hillocks took it out of sight. Sometimes he took his hands from the

semiglobes of her bosoms, and transferred the pressure of them to those larger ones, the present subjects of

his soft blockade, which he squeez'd, grasp'd and play'd with, till at length a pursuit of driving, so hotly

urged, brought on the height of the fit, with such overpowering pleasure, that his fair partner became, now

necessary to support him, panting, fainting and dying as he discharged; which she no sooner felt the killing

sweetness of, than unable to keep her legs, and yielding to the mighty intoxication, she reeled, and falling

forward on the couch, made it a necessity for him, if he would preserve the warm pleasurehold, to fall upon

her, where they perfected, in a continued conjunction of body and extatic flow, their scheme of joys for that

As soon as he had disengag'd, the charming Emily got up, and we crowded round her with congratulations

and other officious little services; for it is to be noted, that though all modesty and reserve were banished

from the transaction of these pleasures, good manners and politeness were inviolably observ'd: here was no

gross ribaldry, no offensive or rude behaviour, or ungenerous reproaches to the girls for their compliance

with the humours and desires of the men. On the contrary, nothing was wanting to soothe, encourage, and

soften the sense of their condition to them. Men know not in general how much they destroy of their own

pleasure, when they break through the respect and tenderness due to our sex, and even to those of it who live

only by pleasing them. And this was a maxim perfectly well understood by these polite voluptuaries, these

profound adepts in the great art and science of pleasure, who never shew'd these votaries of theirs a more

tender respect than at the time of those exercises of their complaisance, when they unlock'd their treasures of

concealed beauty, and shewed out in the pride of their native charms, evermore touching surely than when

The frolick was now come round to me, and it being my turn of subscription to the will and pleasure of my

particular elect, as well as to that of the company, he came to me, and saluting me very tenderly, with a

flattering eagerness, put me in mind of the compliances my presence there authoriz' d the hopes of, and at the

same time repeated to me that if all this force of example had not surmounted any repugnance I might have to

concur with the humours and desires of the company, that though the play was bespoke for my benefit, and

great as his own private disappointment might be, he would suffer any thing, sooner than be the instrument of

To this I answered, without the least hesitation or mincing grimace, that had I not even contracted a kind of

engagement to be at his disposal without the least reserve, the example of such agreeable companions would

alone determine me and that I was in no pain about any thing but my appearing to so great a disadvantage

after such superior beauties. And take notice that I thought as I spoke. The frankness of the answer pleas'd

them all; my particular was complimented on his acquisition, and, by way of indirect flattery to me, openly

Mrs. Cole, by the way, could not have given me a greater mark of her regard than in managing for me the

choice of this young gentleman for my master of the ceremonies: for, independent of his noble birth and the

great fortune he was heir to, his person was even uncommonly pleasing, well shaped and tall; his face mark'd

with the smallpox, but no more than what added a grace of more manliness to features rather turned to

softness and delicacy, was marvellously enliven'd by eyes which were of the clearest sparkling black; in

short, he was one whom any woman would, in the familiar style, readily call a very pretty fellow.

I was now handed by him to the cockpit of our match, where, as I was dressed in nothing but a white

morning gown, he vouchsafed to play the maleAbigail on this occasion, and spared me the confusion that

would have attended the forwardness of undressing myself: my gown then was loosen'd in a trice, and I

divested of it; my stay next offered an obstacle which readily gave way, Louisa very readily furnishing a pair

of scissors to cut the lace; off went that shell and dropping my uppercoat, I was reduced to my under one

and my shift, the open bosom of which gave the hands and eyes all the liberty they could wish. Here I

imagin'd the stripping was to stop, but I reckoned short: my spark, at the desire of the rest, tenderly begged

that I would not suffer the small remains of a covering to rob them of a full view of my whole person; and for

me, who was too flexibly obsequious to dispute any point with them, and who considered the little more that

remain'd as very immaterial, I readily assented to whatever he pleased. In an instant, then, my underpetticoat

was untied and at my feet, and my shift drawn over my head, so that my cap, slightly fasten'd, came off with

it, and brought all my hair down (of which, be it again remembered without vanity, that I had a very fine

head) in loose disorderly ringlets, over my neck and shoulders, to the not unfavourable setoff of my skin.

I now stood before my judges in all the truth of nature, to whom I could not appear a very disagreeable figure,

if you please to recollect what I have before said of my person, which time, that at certain periods of life robs

us every instant of our charms, had, at that of mine, then greatly improved into full and open bloom, for I

wanted some months of eighteen. My breasts, which in the state of nudity are ever capital points, now in no

more than in graceful plenitude, maintained a firmness and steady independence of any stay or support that

dared and invited the test of the touch. Then I was as tall, as slimshaped as could be consistent with all that

juicy plumpness of flesh, ever the most grateful to the senses of sight and touch, which I owed to the health

and youth of my constitution. I had not, however, so thoroughly renounc'd all innate shame as not to suffer

great confusion at the state I saw myself in; but the whole troop round me, men and women, relieved me with

every mark of applause and satisfaction, every flattering attention to raise and inspire me with even

sentiments of pride on the figure I made, which, my friend gallantly protested, infinitely outshone all other

birthday finery whatever; so that had I leave to set down, for sincere, all the compliments these connoisseurs

overwhelmed me with upon this occasion, I might flatter myself with having pass'd my examination with the

My friend however, who for this time had alone the disposal of me, humoured their curiosity, and perhaps his

own, so far that he placed me in all the variety of postures and lights imaginable, pointing out every beauty

under every aspect of it, not without such parentheses of kisses, such inflammatory liberties of his roving

hands, as made all shame fly before them, and a blushing glow give place to a warmer one of desire, which

But in this general survey, you may be sure, the most material spot of me was not excus'd the strictest

visitation; nor was it but agreed, that I had not the least reason to be diffident of passing even for a maid, on

occasion: so inconsiderable a flaw had my preceding adventures created there, and so soon had the blemish of

an overstretch been repaired and worn out at my age, and in my naturally small make in that part.

Now, whether my partner had exhausted all the modes of regaling the touch or sight, or whether he was now

ungovernably wound up to strike, I know not; but briskly throwing off his clothes, the prodigious heat bred

by a close room, a great fire, numerous candles, and even the inflammatory warmth of these scenes, induced

him to lay aside his shirt too, when his breeches, before loosen'd, now gave up their contents to view, and

shew'd in front the enemy I had to engage with, stiffly bearing up the port of its head unhooded, and glowing

red. Then I plainly saw what I had to trust to: it was one of those just truesiz'd instruments, of which the

masters have a better command than the more unwieldy, inordinate siz'd ones are generally under. Straining

me then close to his bosom, as he stood up foreright against me and applying to the obvious niche its

peculiar idol, he aimed at inserting it, which, as I forwardly favoured, he effected at once by canting up my

thighs over his naked hips, and made me receive every inch, and close home; so that stuck upon the

pleasurepivot, and clinging round his neck, in which and in his hair I hid my face, burningly flushing with

my present feelings as much as with shame, my bosom glew'd to his; he carried me once round the couch, on

which he then, without quitting the middlefastness, or dischannelling, laid me down, and began the

pleasuregrist. But so provokingly predisposed and primed as we were, by all the moving sights of the night,

our imagination was too much heated not to melt us of the soonest: and accordingly, I no sooner felt the

warm spray darted up my inwards from him, but I was punctually on flow, to share the momentary extasy;

but I had yet greater reason to boast of out harmony: for finding that all the flames of desire were not yet

quench'd within me, but that rather, like wetted coals, I glowed the fiercer for this sprinkling, my hotmettled

spark, sympathizing with me, and loaded for a double fire, recontinu'd the sweet battery with undying vigour;

greatly pleas'd at which I gratefully endeavoured to accommodate all my motions to his best advantage and

delight; kisses, squeezes, tender murmurs, all came into play, till our joys, growing more turbulent and

riotous, threw us into a fond disorder, and as they raged to a point, bore us far from ourselves into an ocean of

boundless pleasures, into which we both plunged together in a transport of taste. Now all the impressions of

burning desire, from the lively scenes I had been spectatress of, ripened by the heat of this exercise, and

collecting to a head, throbb'd and agitated me with insupportable irritations: I did not now enjoy a calm of

reason enough to perceive, but I extatically, indeed, felt the power of such rare and exquisite provocatives, as

the examples of the night had proved towards thus exalting our pleasures: which, with great joy, I sensibly

found my gallant shared in, by his nervous and home expressions of it: his eyes flashing eloquent flames, his

action infuriated with the stings of it, all conspiring to rise my delight by assuring me of his. Lifted then to

the utmost pitch of joy that human life can bear,undestroyed by excess, I touch'd that sweetly critical point,

whence scarce prevented by the injection from my partner, I dissolved, and breaking out into a deep drawn

sigh, sent my whole sensitive soul down to that passage where escape was denied it, by its being so

deliciously plugged and chok'd up. Thus we lay a few blissful instants, overpowered, still, and languid; till, as

the sense of pleasure stagnated, we recover'd from out trance, and he slipt out of me, not however before he

had protested his extreme satisfaction by the tenderest kiss and embrace, as well as by the most cordial

The company, who had stood round us in a profound silence, when all was over, help'd me to hurry on my

cloaths in an instant, and complimented me on the sincere homage they could not escape observing had been

done (as they termed it) to the sovereignty of my charms, in my receiving a double payment of tribute at one

juncture. But my partner, now dress'd again, signaliz'd, above all, a fondness unbated by the circumstance of

recent enjoyment; the girls too kiss'd and embraced me, assuring me that for that time, or indeed any other,

unless I pleased, I was to go thro' no farther publick trials, and that I was now consummatedly initiated, and

As it was an inviolable law for every gallant to keep to his partner, for the night especially, and even till he

relinquish'd possession over to the community, in order to preserve a pleasing property and to avoid the

disgusts and indelicacy of another arrangement, the company, after a short refection of biscuits and wine, tea

and chocolate, served in at now about one in the morning, broke up, and went off in pairs. Mrs. Cole had

prepared my spark and me an occasional fieldbed, to which we retir'd, and there ended the night in one

continued strain of pleasure, sprightly and uncloy'd enough for us not to have formed one wish for its ever

knowing an end. In the morning, after a restorative breakfast in bed, he got up, and with very tender

assurances of a particular regard for me, left me to the composure and refreshment of a sweet slumber;

waking out of which, and getting up to dress before Mrs. Cole should come in, I found in one of my pockets a

purse of guineas, which he had slipt there; and just as I was musing on a liberality I had certainly not

expected, Mrs. Cole came in, to whom I immediately communicated the present, and naturally offered her

whatever share she pleas'd: but assuring me that the gentleman had very nobly rewarded her, she would on no

terms, no entreaties, no shape I could put it in, receive any part of it. Her denial, she observed, was not

affectation of grimace, and proceeded to read me such admirable lessons on the economy of my person and

my purse as I became amply paid for my general attention and conformity to in the course of my

acquaintance with the town. After which, changing the discourse, she fell on the pleasures of the preceding

night, where I learn'd, without much surprize, as I began to enter on her character, that she had seen every

thing that had passed, from a convenient place managed solely for that purpose, and of which she readily

She had scarce finish'd this, when the little troop of love, the girls my companions, broke in and renewed

their compliments and caresses. I observed with pleasure that the fatigues and exercises of the night had not

usurped in the least on the life of their complexion, or the freshness of their bloom: this I found, by their

confession, was owing to the management and advice of our rare directress. They went down then to figure it,

as usual, in the shop, whilst I repair'd to my lodgings, where I employed myself till I returned to dinner at

Here I staid in constant amusement, with one or other of these charming girls, till about five in the evening;

when seiz'd with a sudden drowsy fit, I was prevailed on to go up and doze it off on Harriet's bed, who left

me on it to my repose. There then I lay down in my cloaths and fell fast asleep, and had now enjoyed, by

guess, about an hour's rest, when I was pleasingly disturbed by my new and favourite gallant, who, enquiring

for me, was readily directed where to find me. Coming then into my chamber, and seeing me lie alone, with

my face turn'd from the light towards the inside of the bed, he, without more ado, just slipped off his

breeches, for the greater ease and enjoyment of the naked touch; and softly turning up my petticoat and shift

behind, opened the prospect of the back avenue to the genial seat of pleasure; where, as I lay at my side

length, inclining rather face downward, I appeared full fair, and liable to be entered. /Laying himself then

gently down by me, he invested me behind, and giving me to feel the warmth of his body as he applied his

thighs and belly close to me, and the endeavours of that machine, whose touch has something so exquisitely

singular in it, to make its way good into me. I wak'd pretty much startled at first, but seeing who it was,

disposed myself to turn to him, when he gave me a kiss, and desiring me to keep my posture, just lifted up

my upper thigh, and ascertaining the right opening, soon drove it up to the farthest: satisfied with which, and

solacing himself with lying so close in those parts, he suspended motion, and thus steeped in pleasure, kept

me lying on my side, into him, spoonfashion, as he term'd it, from the snug indent of the back part of my

thighs, and all upwards, into the space of the bending between his thighs and belly; till, after some time, that

restless and turbulent inmate, impatient by nature of longer quiet, urg'd him to action, which now prosecuting

with all the usual train of toying, kissing, and the like, ended at length in the liquid proof on both sides, that

we had not exhausted, or at least were quickly recruited of last night's draughts of pleasure in us.

With this noble and agreeable youth liv'd I in perfect joy and constancy. He was full bent on keeping me to

himself, for the honeymonth at least; but his stay in London was not even so long, his father, who had a post

in Ireland, taking him abruptly with him on his repairing thither. Yet even then I was near keeping hold of his

affection and person, as he had propos'd, and I had consented to follow him in order to go to Ireland after

him, as soon as he could be settled there; but meeting with an agreeable and advantageous match in that

kingdom, he chose the wiser part, and forebore sending for me, but at the same time took care that I should

receive a very magnificent present, which did not however compensate for all my deep regret on my loss of

This event also created a chasm in our little society, which Mrs. Cole, on the foot of her usual caution, was in

no haste to fill up; but then it redoubled her attention to procure me, in the advantages of a traffic for a

counterfeit maidenhead, some consolation for the sort of widowhood I had been left in; and this was a scheme

she had never lost prospect of, and only waited for a proper person to bring it to bear with.

But I was, it seems, fated to be my own caterer in this, as I had been in my first trial of the market.

I had now pass'd near a month in the enjoyment of all the pleasures of familiarity and society with my

companions, whose particular favourites (the baronet excepted, who soon after took Harriet home) had all, on

the terms of community establish'd in the house, solicited the gratification of their taste for variety in my

embraces; but I had with the utmost art and address, on various pretexts, eluded their pursuit, without giving

them cause to complain; and this reserve I used neither out of dislike of them, or disgust of the thing, but my

true reason was my attachment to my own, and my tenderness of invading the choice of my companions, who

outwardly exempt, as they seem'd, from jealousy, could not but in secret like me the better for the regard I

had for, without making a merit of it to them. Thus easy, and beloved by the whole family, did I go on; when

one day, that, about five in the afternoon, I stepped over to a fruiterer's shop in Covent Garden, to pick some

Whilst I was chaffering for the fruit I wanted, I observ' d myself follow'd by a young gentleman, whose rich

dress first attracted my notice; for the rest, he had nothing remarkable in his person, except that he was pale,

thinmade, and ventur'd himself upon legs rather of the slenderest. Easy was it to perceive, without seeming

to perceive it, that it was me he wanted to be at; and keeping his eyes fixed on me, till he came to the same

basket that I stood at, and cheapening, or rather giving the first price ask'd for the fruit, began his approaches.

Now most certainly I was not at all out of figure to pass for a modest girl. I had neither the feathers nor fumet

of a taudry townmiss: a straw hat, a white gown, clean linen, and above all, a certain natural and easy air of

modesty (which the appearances of never forsook me, even on those occasions that I most broke in upon it, in

practice) were all signs that gave him no opening to conjecture my condition. He spoke to me; and this

address from a stranger throwing a blush into my cheeks that still set him wider off the truth, I answered him

with an aukwardness and confusion the more apt to impose, as there was really a mixture of the genuine in

them. But when proceeding, on the foot of having broken the ice, to join discourse, he went into other leading

questions, I put so much innocence, simplicity, and even childishness into my answers that on no better

foundation, liking my person as he did, I will answer for it, he would have been sworn for my modesty. There

is, in short, in the men, when once they are caught, by the eye especially, a fund of cullibility that their lordly

wisdom little dreams of, and in virtue of which the most sagacious of them are seen so often our dupes.

Amongst other queries he put to me, one was whether I was married. I replied that I was too young to think of

that this many a year. To that of my age, I answered, and sunk a year upon him, passing myself for not

seventeen. As to my way of life, I told him I had serv'd an apprenticeship to a milliner in Preston, and was

come to town after a relation, that I had found, on my arrival, was dead, and now liv'd journeywoman to a

milliner in town. That last article, indeed, was not much of the side of what I pretended to pass for; but it did

pass, under favour of the growing passion I had inspir'd him with. After he had next got out of me, very

dextrously as he thought, what I had no sort of design to make reserve of, my own, my mistress's name, and

place of abode, he loaded me with fruit, all the rarest and dearest he could pick out, and sent me home,

As soon then as I came to Mrs. Cole's, I related to her all that passed, on which she very judiciously

concluded that if he did not come after me there was no harm done, and that, if he did, as her presage

suggested to her he would, his character and his views should be well sifted, so as to know whether the game

was worth the springs; that in the mean time nothing was easier than my part in it, since no more rested on

The next morning, after an evening spent on his side, as we afterwards learnt, in perquisitions into Mrs.

Cole's character in the neighbourhood (than which nothing could be more favourable to her design upon

him), my gentleman came in his chariot to the shop, where Mrs. Cole alone had an inkling of his errand.

Asking then for her, he easily made a beginning of acquaintance by bespeaking some millinery ware: when,

as I sat without lifting up my eyes, and pursuing the hem of a ruffle with the utmost composure and

simplicity of industry, Mrs. Cole took notice that the first impressions I made on him ran no risk of being

destroyed by those of Louisa and Emily, who were then sitting at work by me. After vainly endeavouring to

catch my eyes in reencounter with his (as I held my head down, affecting a kind of consciousness of guilt

for having, by speaking to him, given him encouragement and means of following me), and after giving Mrs.

Cole direction when to bring the things home herself, and the time he should expect them, he went out, taking

with him some goods that he paid for liberally, for the better grace of his introduction.

The girls all this time did not in the least smoke the mystery of this new customer; but Mrs. Cole, as soon as

we were conveniently alone, insur'd me, in virtue of her long experience in these matters, that for this bout

my charms had not miss'd fire; for that by his eagerness, his manner and looks, she was sure he had it: the

only point now in doubt was his character and circumstances, which her knowledge of the town would soon

And effectively, in a few hours, her intelligence serv'd her so well that she learn'd that this conquest of mine

was no other than Mr. Norbert, a gentleman originally of great fortune, which, with a constitution naturally

not the best, he had vastly impaired by his overviolent pursuit of the vices of the town; in the course of

which, having worn out and stal'd all the more common modes of debauchery, he had fallen into a taste of

maidenhunting; in which chase he had ruin'd a number of girls, sparing no expence to compass his ends, and

generally using them well till tired, or cool'd by enjoyment, or springing a new face, he could with more ease

disembarrass himself of the old ones, and resign them to their fate, as his sphere of achievements of that sort

Concluding from these premises, Mrs. Cole observ'd that a character of this sort was ever a lawful prize; that

the sin would be, not to make the best of our market of him; and that she thought such a girl as I only too

She went then, at the hour appointed, to his lodgings in one of our inns of court, which were furnished in a

taste of grandeur that had a special eye to all the conveniences of luxury and pleasure. Here she found him in

ready waiting; and after finishing her pretence of business, and a long circuit of discussions concerning her

trade, which she said was very bad, the qualities of her servants, 'prentices, journeywomen, the discourse

naturally landed at length on me, when Mrs. Cole, acting admirably the good old prating gossip, who lets

every thing escape her when her tongue is set in motion, cooked him up a story so plausible of me, throwing

in every now and then such strokes of art, with all the simplest air of nature, in praise of my person and

temper, as finished him finely for her purpose, whilst nothing could be better counterfeited than her

innocence of his. But when now fired and on edge, he proceeded to drop hints of his design and views upon

me, after he had with much confusion and pains brought her to the point (she kept as long aloof from as she

thought proper) of understanding him, without now affecting to pass for a dragoness of virtue, by flying out

into those violent and ever suspicious passions, she stuck with the better grace and effect to the character of a

plain, good sort of a woman, that knew no harm, and that getting her bread in an honest way, was made of

stuff easy and flexible enough to be wrought upon to his ends, by his superior skill and address; but, however,

she managed so artfully that three or four meetings took place before he could obtain the least favourable

hope of her assistance; without which, he had, by a number of fruitless messages, letters, and other direct

trials of my disposition, convinced himself there was no coming at me, all which too rais'd at once my

Regardful, however, of not carrying these difficulties to such a length as might afford time for starting

discoveries, or incidents, unfavourable to her plan, she at last pretended to be won over by mere dint of

entreaties, promises, and, above all, by the dazzling sum she took care to wind him up to the specification of,

when it was now even a piece of art to feign, at once, a yielding to the allurements of a great interest, as a

pretext for her yielding at all, and the manner of it such as might persuade him she had never dipp'd her

Thus she led him through all the gradations of difficulty, and obstacles, necessary to enhance the balue of the

prize he aim'd at; and in conclusion, he was so struck with the little beauty I was mistress of, and so eagerly

bent on gaining his ends of me, that he left her even no room to boast of her management in bringing him up

to her mark, he drove so plum of himself into every thing tending to make him swallow the bait. Not but, in

other respects, Mr. Norbert was not clear sighted enough, or that he did not perfectly know the town, and

even by experience, the very branch of imposition now in practice upon him: but we had his passion our

friend so much, he was so blinded and hurried on by it, that he would have thought any undeception a very ill

office done to his pleasure. Thus concurring, even precipitately, to the point she wanted him at, Mrs. Cole

brought him at last to hug himself on the cheap bargain he consider'd the purchase of my imaginary jewel

was to him, at no more than three hundred guineas to myself, and a hundred to the brokeress: being a slender

recompense for all her pains, and all the scruples of conscience she had now sacrificed to him for this the first

time of her life; which sums were to be paid down on the nail, upon livery of my person, exclusive of some

no inconsiderable presents that had been made in the course of the negotiation: during which I had

occasionally, but sparingly been introduc'd inbto his company, at proper times and hours; in which it is

incredible how little it seem'd necessary to strain my natural disposition to modesty higher, in order to pass it

upon him for that of a very maid: all my looks and gestures ever breathing nothing but that innocence which

the men so ardently require in us, for no other end than to feast themselves with the pleasures of destroying it,

When the articles of the treaty had been fully agreed on, the stipulated payments duly secur'd, and nothing

now remained but the execution of the main point, which center'd in the surrender of my person up to his free

disposal and use, Mrs. Cole managed her objections, especially to his lodgings, and insinuations so nicely,

that it became his own mere notion and urgent request that this copy of a wedding should be finish'd at her

house: At first, indeed, she did not care, said she, to have such doings in it . . . she would not for a thousand

pounds have any of the servants or 'prentices know it . . . her precious good name would be gone

foreverwith the like excuses. However, on superior objections to all other expedients, whilst she took care

to start none but those which were most liable to them, it came round at last to the necessity of her obliging

him in that conveniency, and of doing a little more where she had already done so much.

The night then was fix'd, with all possible respect to the eagerness of his impatience, and in the mean time

Mrs. Cole had omitted no instructions, nor even neglected any preparation, that might enable me to come off

with honour, in regard to the appearance of my virginity, except that, favour'd as I was by nature with all the

narrowness of stricture in that part requisite to conduct my designs, I had no occasion to borrow those

auxiliaries of art that create a momentary one, easily discover'd by the test of a warm bath; and as to the usual

sanguinary symptoms of defloration, which, if not always, are generally attendants on it, Mrs. Cole had made

me the mistress of an invention of her own which could hardly miss its effect, and of which more in its place.

Everything then being disposed and fix'd for Mr. Norbert' s reception, he was, at the hour of eleven at night,

with all the mysteries of silence and secrecy, let in by Mrs. Cole herself, and introduced into her

bedchamber, where, in an oldfashioned bed of her's, I lay, fully undressed, and panting, if not with the

fears of a real maid, at least with those perhaps greater of a dissembled one which gave me an air of

confusion and bashfulness that maidenmodesty had all the honour of, and was indeed scarce distinguishable

from it, even by less partial eyes than those of my lover: so let me call him, for I ever thought the term "cully"

As soon as Mrs. Cole, after the old gossipery, on these occasions, us'd to young women abandoned for the

first time to the will of man, had left us alone in her room, which, bythe bye, was well lighted up, at his

previous desire, that seemed to bode a stricter examination that he afterwards made, Mr. Norbert, still

dressed, sprung towards the bed, where I got my head under the cloaths, and defended them a good while

before he could even get at my lips, to kiss them: so true it is, that a false virtue, on this occasion, even makes

a greater rout and resistance than a true one. From thence he descended to my breasts, the feel I disputed

tooth and nail with him till, tired with my resistance, and thinking probably to give a better account of me,

when got into bed to me, the hurry'd his cloaths off in an instant, and came into bed.

Mean while, by the glimpse I stole of him, I could easily discover a person far from promising any such

doughty performances as the storming of maidenheads generally requires, and whose flimsy consumptive

texture gave him more the air of an invalid that was pressed, than of a volunteer, on such hot service.

At scarce thirty, he had already reduced his strength of appetite down to a wretched dependence on forc'd

provocatives, very little seconded by the natural power of a body jaded and racked off to the lees by constant

repeated overdraughts of pleasure, which had done the work of sixty winters on his springs of life: leaving

him at the same time all the fire and heat of youth in his imagination, which served at once to torment and

As soon as he was in bed, he threw off the bedcloaths, which I suffered him to force from my hold, and I

now lay as expos'd as he could wish, not only to his attacks, but his visitation of the sheets; where in the

various agitations of the body, through my endeavours to defend myself, he could easily assure himself there

was no preparation: though, to do him justice, he seem'd a less strict examinant than I had apprehended from

so experienc'd a practitioner. My shift then he fairly tore open, finding I made too much use of it to barricade

my breasts, as well as the more important avenue: yet in every thing else he proceeded with all the marks of

tenderness and regard to me, whilst the art of my play was to shew none for him. I acted then all the niceties,

apprehensions, and terrors supposable for a girl perfectly innocent to feel at so great a novelty as a naked man

in bed with her for the first time. He scarce even obtained a kiss but what he ravished; I put his hand away

twenty times from my breasts, where he had satisfied himself of their hardness and consistence, with passing

for hitherto unhandled goods. But when grown impatient for the main point, he now threw himself upon me,

and first trying to examine me with his finger, sought to make himself further way, I complained of his usage

bitterly: I thought he would not have serv'd a body so . . . I was ruin'd . . . I did not know what I had done . . .

I would get up, so I would . . .; and at the same time kept my thighs so fast locked, that it was not for strength

like his to force them open, or do any good. Finding thus my advantages, and that I had both my own and his

motions at command, the deceiving him came so easy that it was perfectly playing upon velvet. In the mean

time his machine, which was one of those sizes that slip in and out without being minded, kept pretty stiffly

bearing against that part, which the shutting my thighs barr'd access to; but finding, at length, he could do no

good by mere dint of bodily strength, he resorted to entreaties and arguments: to which I only answer'd with a

tone of shame and timidity, that I was afraid he would kill me . . . Lord! . . ., I would not be served so . . . I

was never so used in all my born days . . . I wondered he was not ashamed of himself, so I did . . ., with such

silly infantile moods of repulse and complaint as I judged best adapted to the express the character of

innocence and affright. Pretending, however, to yield at length to the vehemence of his insistence, in action

and words, I sparingly disclosed my thighs, so that he could just touch the cloven inlet with the tip of his

instrument: but as he fatigued and toil'd to get it in, a twist of my body, so as to receive it obliquely, not only

thwarted his admission, but giving a scream, as if he had pierced me to the heart, I shook him off me with

such violence that he could not with all his might to it, keep the saddle: vex'd indeed at this he seemed, but

not in the style of any displeasure with me for my skittishness; on the contrary, I dare swear he held me the

dearer, and hugged himself for the difficulties that even hurt his instant pleasure. Fired, however, now beyond

all bearance of delay, he remounts and begg'd of me to have patience, stroking and soothing me to it by all

the tenderest endearments and protestations of what he would moreover do for me; at which, feigning to be

something softened, and abating of the anger that I had shewn at his hurting me so prodigiously, I suffered

him to lay my thighs aside, and make way for a new trial; but I watched the directions and management of his

point so well, that no sooner was the orifice in the least open to it, but I gave such a timely jerk as seemed to

proceed not from the evasion of his entry, but from the pain his efforts at it put me to: a circumstance too that

I did not fail to accompany with proper gestures, sighs and cries of complaint, of which that he had hurt me . .

. he kill'd me . . . I should die . . ., were the most frequent interjections. But now, after repeated attempts, in

which he had not made the least impression towards gaining his point, at least for that time, the pleasure rose

so fast upon him that he could not check or delay it, and in the vigour and fury which the approaches of the

height of it inspir'd him, he made one fierce thrust, that had almost put me by my guard, and lodged it so far

that I could feel the warm inspersion just within the exterior orifice, which I had the cruelty not to let him

finish there, but threw him out again, not without a most piercing loud exclamation, as if the pain had put me

beyond all regard of being overheard. It was easy then to observe that he was more satisfy'd, more highly

pleased with the supposed motives of his baulk of consummation, than he would have been at the full

attainment of it. It was on this foot that I solved to myself all the falsity I employed to procure him that

blissful pleasure in it, which most certainly he would not have tasted in the truth of things. Eas'd however,

and relieved by one discharge, he now apply'd himself to sooth, encourage and to put me into humour and

patience to bear his next attempt, which he began to prepare and gather force for, from all the incentives of

the touch and sight which he could think of, by examining every individual part of my whole body, which he

declared his satisfaction with in raptures of applauses, kisses universally imprinted, and sparing no part of

me, in all the eagerest wantonness of feeling, seeing, and toying. His vigour however did not return so soon,

and I felt him more than once pushing at the door, but so little in a condition to break in, that I question

whether he had the power to enter, had I held it ever so open; but this he then thought me too little acquainted

with the nature of things to have any regret or confusion about, and he kept fatiguing himself and me for a

long time, before he was in any state to resume his attacks with any prospect of success; and then I breath'd

him so warmly, and kept him so at bay, that before he had made any sensible progress in point of penetration,

he was deliciously sweated, and weary'd out indeed: so that it was deep in the morning before he achieved his

second letgo, about half way of entrance, I all the while crying and complaining of his prodigious vigour,

and the immensity of what I appear'd to suffer splitting up with. Tired, however, at length, with such athletic

drudgery, my champion began now to give out, and to gladly embrace the refreshment of some rest. Kissing

me then with much affection, and recommending me to my repose, he presently fell fast asleep: which, as

soon as I had well satisfy'd myself of, I with much composure of body, so as not to wake him by any motion,

with much ease and safety too, played of Mrs. Cole's advice for perfecting the signs of my virginity.

In each of the head bedposts, just above where the bedsteads are inserted into them, there was a small

drawer, so artfully adapted to the mouldings of the timberwork, that it might have escap'd even the most

curious search: which drawers were easily open'd or shut by the touch of a spring, and were fitted each with a

shallow glass tumbler, full of a prepared fluid blood, in which lay soak'd, for ready use, a sponge that

required no more than gently reaching the hand to it, taking it out and properly squeezing between the thighs,

when it yielded a great deal more of the red liquid than would save a girl's honour; after which, replacing it,

and touching the spring, all possibility of discovery, or even of suspicion, was taken away; and all this was

not the work of the fourth part of a minute, and on which ever side one lay, the thing was equally easy and

practicable, by the double care taken to have each bedpost provided alike. True it is, that had he waked and

caught me in the act, it would at least have covered me with shame and confusion; but then, that he did not,

At ease now, and out of all fear of any doubt or suspicion on his side, I address'd myself in good earnest to

my repose, but could obtain none; and in about half an hour's time my gentleman waked again, and turning

towards me, I feigned a sound sleep, which he did not long respect; but girding himself again to renew the

onset, he began to kiss and caress me, when now making as if I just wak'd, I complained of the disturbance,

and of the cruel pain that this little rest had stole my senses from. Eager, however, for the pleasure, as well of

consummating an entire triumph over my virginity, he said everything that could overcome my resistance,

and bribe my patience to the end, which not I was ready to listen to, from being secure of the bloody proofs I

had prepared of his victorious violence, though I still thought it good policy not to let him in yet a while. I

answered then only to his importunities in sighs and moans that I was so hurt, I could not bear it . . . I was

sure he had done me a mischief; that he had . . . he was such a sad man! At this, turning down the cloaths and

viewing the field of battle by the glimmer of a dying taper, he saw plainly my thighs, shift, and sheets, all

stained with what he readily took for a virgin effusion, proceeding from his last halfpenetration: convinc'd,

and transported at which, nothing could equal his joy and exultation. The illusion was complete, no other

conception entered his head but that of his having been at work upon an unopen'd mine; which idea, upon so

strong an evidence, redoubled at once his tenderness for me, and his ardour for breaking it wholly up. Kissing

me then with the utmost rapture, he comforted me, and begg'd my pardon for the pain he had put me to:

observing withal, that it was only a thing in course: but the worst was certainly past, and that with a little

courage and constancy, I should get it once well over, and never after experience any thing but the greatest

pleasure. By little and little I suffer'd myself to be prevailed on, and giving, as it were, up the point to him, I

made my thighs, insensibly spreading them, yield him liberty of access, which improving, he got a little

within me, when by a well managed reception I work'd the female screw so nicely, that I kept him from the

easy midchannel direction, and by dextrous wreathing and contortions, creating an artificial difficulty of

entrance, made him win it inch by inch, with the most laborious struggles, I all the while sorely complaining:

till at length, with might and main, winding his way in, he got it completely home, and giving my virginity,

as he thought, the coup de grace, furnished me with the cue of setting up a terrible outcry, whilst he,

triumphant and like a cock clapping his wings over his downtrod mistress, pursu'd his pleasure: which

presently rose, in virtue of this idea of a complete victory, to a pitch that made me soon sensible of his

melting period; whilst I now lay acting the deep wounded,breathless, frighten'd, undone, no longer maid.

You would ask me, perhaps, whether all this time I enjoy'd any perception of pleasure? I assure you, little or

none, till just towards the latter end, a faintish sense of it came on mechanically, from so long a struggle and

frequent fret in that ever sensible part; but, in the first place, I had no taste for the person I was suffering the

embraces of, on a pure mercenary account; and then, I was not entirely delighted with myself for the jade's

part I was playing, whatever excuses I might have to plead for my being brought into it; but then this

insensibility kept me so much the mistress of my mind and motions, that I could the better manage so close a

Recover'd at length to a more shew of life, by his tender condolences, kisses and embraces, I upbraided him,

and reproach'd him with my ruin, in such natural terms as added to his satisfaction with himself for having

accomplish'd it; and guessing, by certain observations of mine, that it would be rather favourable to him, to

spare him, when he some time after, feebly enough, came on again to the assault, I resolutely withstood any

further endeavours, on a pretext that flattered his prowess, of my being so violently hurt and sore that I could

not possibly endure a fresh trial. He then graciously granted me a respite, and the next morning soon after

advancing, I got rid of further importunity, till Mrs. Cole, being rang for by him, came in and was made

acquainted, in terms of the utmost joy and rapture, with his triumphant certainty of my virtue, and the

finishing stroke he had given it in the course of the night: of which, he added, she would see proof enough in

You may guess how a woman of her turn of address and experience humour'd the jest, and played him off

with mixed exclamations of shame, anger, compassion for me, and of her being pleased that all was so well

over: in which last, I believe, she was certainly sincere. And now, as the objection which she had represented

as an invincible one, to my lying the first night at his lodgings (which were studiously calculated for freedom

of intrigues), on the account of my maiden fears and terrors at the thoughts of going to a gentleman's

chambers, and being alone with him in bed, was surmounted, she pretended to persuade me, in favour to him,

that I should go there to him whenever he pleas'd, and still keep up all the necessary appearances of working

with her, that I might not lose, with my character, the prospect of getting a good husband, and at the same

time her house would be kept the safer from scandal. All this seem'd so reasonable, so considerate to Mr.

Norbert, that he never once perceived that she did not want him to resort to her house, lest he might in time

discover certain inconsistencies with the character she had set out with to him: besides that, this plan greatly

Leaving me then to my much wanted rest, he got up, and Mrs. Cole, after settling with him all points relating

to me, got him undiscovered out of the house. After which, as I was awake, she came in and gave me due

praises for my success. Behaving too with her usual moderation and disinterestedness, she refus'd any share

of the sum I had thus earned, and put me into such a secure and easy way of disposing of my affairs, which

now amounted to a kind of little fortune, that a child of ten years old might have kept the account and

I was now restor'd again to my former state of a kept mistress, and used punctually to wait on Mr. Norbert at

his chambers whenever he sent a messenger for me, which I constantly took care to be in the way of, and

manag'd with so much caution that he never once penetrated the nature of my connections with Mrs. Cole;

but indolently given up to ease and the town dissipations, the perpetual hurry of them hinder' d him from

In the mean time, if I may judge from my own experience, none are better paid, or better treated, during their

reign, than the mistresses of those who, enervate by nature, debaucheries, or age, have the least employment

for the sex: sensible that a woman must be satisfy'd some way, they ply her with a thousand little tender

attentions, presents, caresses, confidences, and exhaust their inventions in means and devices to make up for

the capital deficiency; and even towards lessening that, what arts, what modes, what refinements of pleasure

have they not recourse to, to raise their languid powers, and press nature into the service of their sensuality ?

But here is their misfortune, that when by a course of teasing, worrying, handling, wanton postures,

lascivious motions, they have at length accomplish'd a flashy enervate enjoyment, they at the same time

lighted up a flame in the object of their passion, that, not having the means themselves to quench, drives her

for relief into the next person' s arms, who can finish their work; and thus they become bawds to some

favourite, tried and approv'd of, for a more vigourous and satisfactory execution; for with women, of our turn

especially, however well our hearts may be dispos'd, there is a controlling part, or queen seat in us, that

governs itself by its own maxims of state, amongst which not one is stronger, in practice with it, than, in the

Mr. Norbert, who was much in this ungracious case, though he profess'd to like me extremely, could but

seldom consummate the mainjoy itself with me, without such a length and variety of preparations, as were

Sometimes he would strip me stark naked on a carpet, by a good fire, when he would contemplate me almost

by the hour, disposing me in all the figures and attitudes of body that it was susceptible of being viewed in;

kissing me in every part, the most secret and critical one so far from excepted that it received most of that

branch of homage. Then his touches were so exquisitely wanton, so luxuriously diffus'd and penetrative at

times, that he had made me perfectly rage with titillating fires, when, after all, and with much ado, he had

gained a shortlived erection, he would perhaps melt it away in a washy sweat, or a premature abortive

effusion that provokingly mock'd my eager desires: or, if carried home, how falter'd and unnervous the

execution! how insufficient the sprinkle of a few heatdrops to extinguish all the flames he had kindled!

One evening, I cannot help remembering that returning home from him, with a spirit he had raised in a circle

his wand had prov'd too weak to lay, as I turn'd the corner of a street, I was overtaken by a young sailor. I was

then in that spruce, neat, plain dress which I ever affected, and perhaps might have, in my trip, a certain air of

restlessness unknown to the composure of cooler thoughts. However, he seiz'd me as a prize, and without

farther ceremony threw his arms round my neck and kiss'd me boisterously and sweetly. I looked at him with

a beginning of anger and indignation at his rudeness, that softened away into other sentiments as I viewed

him: for he was tall, manly carriaged, handsome of body and face, so that I ended my stare with asking him,

in a tone turn'd to tenderness, what he meant; at which, with the same frankness and vivacity as he had begun

with me, he proposed treating me with a glass of wine. Now, certain it is, that had I been in a calmer state of

blood than I was, had I not been under the dominion of unappeas'd irritations and desires, I should have

refused him without hesitation; but I do not know how it was, my pressing calls, his figure, the occasion, and

if you will, the powerful combination of all these, with a start of curiosity to see the end of an adventure, so

novel too as being treated like a common streetplyer, made me give a silent consent; in short, it was not my

head that I now obeyed, I suffered myself to be towed along as it were by this manofwar, who took me

under his arm as familiarly as if he had known me all his lifetime, and led me into the next convenient

tavern, where we were shewn into a little room on one side of the passage. Here, scarce allowing himself

patience till the waiter brought in the wine call'd for, he fell directly on board me: when, untucking my

handkerchief, and giving me a snatching buss, he laid my breasts bare at once, which he handled with that

keenness of lust that abridges a ceremonial ever more tiresome than pleasing on such pressing occasions; and

now, hurrying towards the main point, we found no conveniency to our purpose, two or three disabled chairs

and a rickety table composing the whole furniture of the room. Without more ado, he plants me with my back

standing against the wall, and my petticoats up; and coming out with a splitter indeed, made it shine, as he

brandished it in my eyes; and going to work with an impetuosity and eagerness, bred very likely by a long

fast at sea, went ot give me a taste of it. I straddled, I humoured my posture, and did my best in short to

buckle to it; I took part of it in too, but still things did not go to his thorough liking: changing then in a trice

his system of battery, he leads me to the table and with a masterhand lays my head down on the edge of it,

and, with the other canting up my petticoats and shift, bares my naked posteriours to his blind and furious

guide; it forces its way between them, and I feeling pretty sensibly that it was not going by the right door, and

knocking desperately at the wrong one, I told him of it: "Pooh!" says he, "my dear, any port in a storm."

Altering, however, directly his course, and lowering his point, he fixed it right, and driving it up with a

delicious stiffness, made all foam again, and gave me the tout with such fire and spirit, that in the fine

disposition I was in when I submitted to him, and stirr'd up so fiercely as I was, I got the start of him, and

went away into the melting swoon, and squeezing him, whilst in the convulsive grasp of it, drew from him

such a plenteous bedewal as, join'd to my own effusion, perfectly floated those parts, and drown'd in a deluge

When this was over, how to make my retreat was my concern; for, though I had been so extremely pleas'd

with the difference between this warm broadside, pour'd so briskly into me, and the tiresome pawing and

toying to which I had owed the unappeas'd flames that had driven me into this step, now I was grown cooler,

I began to apprehend the danger of contracting an acquaintance with this, however agreeable, stranger; who,

on his side, spoke of passing the evening with me and continuing our intimacy, with an air of determination

that made me afraid of its being not so easy to get away from him as I could wish. In the mean time I

carefully conceal'd my uneasiness, and readily pretended to consent to stay with him, telling him I should

only step to my lodgings to leave a necessary direction, and then instantly return. This he very glibly

swallowed, on the notion of my being one of those unhappy streeterrants who devote themselves to the

pleasure of the first ruffian that will stoop to pick them up, and of course, that I would scarce bilk myself of

my hire, by my not returning to make the most of the job. Thus he parted with me, not before, however, he

had order'd in my hearing a supper, which I had the barbarity to disappoint him of my company to.

But when I got home and told Mrs. Cole my adventure, she represented so strongly to me the nature and

dangerous consequences of my folly, particularly the risks to my health, in being so openlegg'd and free,

that I not only took resolutions never to venture so rashly again, which I inviolably preserv'd, but pass'd a

good many days in continual uneasiness lest I should have met with other reasons, besides the pleasure of that

encounter, to remember it; but these fears wronged my pretty sailor, for which I gladly make him this

I had now liv'd with Mr. Norbert near a quarter of a year, in which space I circulated my time very pleasantly

between my amusements at Mrs. Cole's, and a proper attendance on that gentleman, who paid me profusely

for the unlimited complaisance with which I passively humoured every caprice of pleasure, and which had

won upon him so greatly, that finding, as he said, all that variety in me alone which he had sought for in a

number of women, I had made him lose his taste for inconstancy, and new faces. But what was yet at least

agreeable, as well as more flattering, the love I had inspir'd him with bred a deference to me that was of great

service to his health: for having by degrees, and with most pathetic representations, brought him to some

husbandry of it, and to insure the duration of his pleasures by moderating their use, and correcting those

excesses in them he was so addicted to, and which had shatter'd his constitution and destroyed his powers of

life in the very point for which he seemed chiefly desirous, to live, he was grown more delicate, more

temperate, and in course more healthy; his gratitude for which was taking a turn very favourable for my

His sister, Lady L . . ., for whom he had a great affection, desiring him to accompany her down to Bath for

her health, he could not refuse her such a favour; and accordingly, though he counted on staying away from

me no more than a week at farthest, he took his leave of me with an ominous heaviness of heart, and left me a

sum far above the state of his fortune, and very inconsistent with the intended shortness of his journey; but it

ended in the longest that can be, and is never but once taken: for, arriv'd at Bath, he was not there two days

before he fell into a debauch of drinking with some gentlemen, that threw him into a high fever and carry'd

him off in four days time, never once out of a delirium. Had he been in his senses to make a will, perhaps he

might have made favourable mention of me in it. Thus, however, I lost him; and as no condition of life is

more subject to revolutions than that of a woman of pleasure, I soon recover'd my cheerfulness, and now

beheld myself once more struck off the list of keptmistresses, and returned into the bosom of the community

Mrs. Cole still continuing her friendship, offered me her assistance and advice towards another choice; but I

was now in ease and affluence enough to look about me at leisure; and as to any constitutional calls of

pleasure, their pressure, or sensibility, was greatly lessen'd by a consciousness of the ease with which they

were to be satisfy'd at Mrs. Cole's house, where Louisa and Emily still continu'd in the old way; and by great

favourite Harriet used often to come and see me, and entertain me, with her head and heart full of the

happiness she enjoy'd with her dear baronet, whom she loved with tenderness, and constancy, even though he

was her keeper, and what is yet more, had made her independent, by a handsome provision for her and hers. I

was then in this vacancy from any regular employ of my person, in my way of business, when one day, Mrs.

Cole, in the course of the constant confidence we lived in, acquainted me that there was one Mr. Barville,

who used her house, just come to town, whom she was not a little perplex'd about providing a suitable

companion for; which was indeed a point of difficulty, as he was under the tyranny of a cruel taste: that of an

ardent desire, not only of being unmercifully whipp'd himself, but of whipping others, in such sort, that tho'

he paid extravagantly those who had the courage and complaisance to submit to his humour, there were few,

delicate as he was in the choice of his subjects, who would exchange turns with him so terrible at the expense

of their skin. But, what yet increased the oddity of this strange fancy was the gentleman being young;

whereas it generally attacks, it seems, such as are, through age, obliged to have recourse to this experiment,

for quickening the circulation of their sluggish juices, and determining a conflux of the spirits of pleasure

towards those flagging, shrivelly parts, that rise to life only by virtue of those titillating ardours created by the

This Mrs. Cole could not well acquaint me with, in any expectation of my offering my service: for,

sufficiently easy as I was in my circumstances, it must have been the temptation of an immense interest

indeed that could have induced me to embrace such a job; neither had I ever express'd, nor indeed felt, the

least impulse or curiosity to know more of a taste that promis'd so much more pain than pleasure to those that

stood in no need of such violent goads: what then should move me to subscribe myself voluntarily to a party

of pain, foreknowing it such? Why, to tell the plain truth, it was a sudden caprice, a gust of fancy for trying a

new experiment, mix'd with the vanity of proving my personal courage to Mrs. Cole, that determined me, at

all risks, to propose myself to her, and relieve her from any farther lookout. Accordingly, I at once pleas'd

and surpris'd her with a frank and unreserved tender of my person to her, and her friend's absolute disposal on

My good temporal mother was, however, so kind as to use all the arguments she could imagine to dissuade

me: but, as I found they only turn'd on a motive of tnederness to me, I persisted in my resolution, and thereby

acquitted my offer of any suspicion of its not having been sincerely made, or out of compliment only.

Acquiescing then thankfully in it, Mrs. Cole assur'd me that bating the pain I should be put to, she had no

scruple to engage me to this party, which she assur'd me I should be liberally paid for, and which, the secrecy

of the transaction preserved safe from the ridicule that otherwise vulgarly attended it; that for her part, she

considered pleasure, of one sort or other, as the universal port of destination, and every wind that blew thither

a good one, provided it blew nobody any harm; that she rather compassionated, than blam'd, those unhappy

persons who are under a subjection they cannot shake off, to those arbitrary tastes that rule their appetites of

pleasures with an unaccountable control: tastes, too, as infinitely deversify'd, as superior to, and independent

of, all reasoning as the different relishes or palates of mankind in their viands, some delicate stomachs

nauseating plain meats, and finding no savour but in highseasoned, luxurious dishes, whilst others again

I stood now in no need of this preamble of encouragement, of justification: my word was given, and I was

determin' d to fulfil my engagements. Accordingly the night was set, and I had all the necessary previous

instructions how to act and conduct myself. The diningroom was duly prepared and lighted up, and the

I was then, by Mrs. Cole, brought in, and presented to him, in a loose dishabille fitted, by her direction, to the

exercise I was to go through, all in the finest linen and a thorough white uniform: gown, petticoat, stockings,

and satin slippers, like a victim led to sacrifice; whilst my dark auburn hair, falling in dropcurls over my

As soon as Mr. Barville saw me, he got up, with a visible air of pleasure and surprize, and saluting me, asked

Mrs. Cole if it was possible that so fine and delicate a creature would voluntarily submit to such sufferings

and rigours as were the subject of his assignation. She answer'd him properly, and now, reading in his eyes

that she could not too soon leave us together, she went out, after recommending to him to use moderation

But whilst she was employing his attention, mine had been taken up with examining the figure and person of

this unhappy young gentleman, who was thus unaccountably condemn'd to have his pleasure lashed into him,

He was exceedingly fair, and smooth complexion'd, and appeared to me no more than twenty at most, tho' he

was three years older than what my conjectures gave him; but then he ow'd this favourable mistake to a habit

of fatness, which spread through a short, squab stature, and a round, plump, freshcoloured face gave him

greatly the look of a Bacchus, had not an air of austerity, not to say sternness, very unsuitable even to his

shape of face, dash'd that character of joy, necessary to complete the resemblance. His dress was extremely

neat, but plain, and far inferior to the ample fortune he was in full possession of; this too was a taste in him,

As soon as Mrs. Cole was gone, he seated me near him, when now his face changed upon me into an

expression of the most pleasing sweetness and good humour, the more remarkable for its sudden shift from

the other extreme, which, I found afterwards, when I knew more of his character, was owing to a habitual

state of conflict with, and dislike of himself, for being enslaved to so peculiar a gust, by the fatality of a

constitutional ascendant, that render'd him incapable of receiving any pleasure till he submitted to these

extraordinary means of procuring it at the hands of pain, whilst the constancy of this repining consciousness

stamp'd at length that cast of sourness and severity on his features: which was, in fact, very foreign to the

After a competent preparation by apologies, and encouragement to go through my part with spirit and

constancy, he stood up near the fire, whilst I went to fetch the instruments of discipline out of a closet hard

by: these were several rods, made each of two or three strong twigs of birch tied together, which he took,

handled, and view'd with as much pleasure, as I did with a kind of shuddering presage.

Next we took from the side of the room a long broad bench, made easy to lie at length on by a soft cushion in

a callicocover; and every thing being now ready, he took his coat and waistcoat off; and at his motion and

desire, I unbutton' d his breeches, and rolling up his shirt rather above his waist, tuck'd it in securely there:

when directing naturally my eyes to that humoursome mastermovement, in whose favour all these

dispositions were making, it seemed almost shrunk into his body, scarce shewing its tip above the sprout of

hairy curls that cloathed those parts, as you may have seen a wren peep its head out of the grass.

Stooping then to untie his garters, he gave them me for the use of tying him down to the legs of the bench: a

circumstance no farther necessary than, as I suppose, it made part of the humour of the thing, since he

I led him then to the bench, and according to my cue, play'd at forcing him to lie down: which, after some

little shew of reluctance, for formsake, he submitted to; he was straightway extended flat upon his belly, on

the bench, with a pillow under his face; and as he thus tamely lay, I tied him slightly hand and foot, to the

legs of it; which done, his shirt remaining truss'd up over the small of his back, I drew his breeches quite

down to his knees; and now he lay, in all the fairest, broadest display of that part of the backview; in which

a pair of chubby, smoothcheek'd and passing white posteriours rose cushioning upwards from two stout,

fleshful thighs, and ending their cleft, or separation by an union at the small of the back, presented a bold

Seizing now one of the rods, I stood over him, and according to his direction, gave him in one breath, ten

lashes with much goodwill, and the utmost nerve and vigour of arm that I could put to them, so as to make

those fleshy orbs quiver again under them; whilst he himself seem'd no more concern'd, or to mind them, than

a lobster would a fleabite. In the mean time, I viewed intently the effects of them, which to me at least

appear'd surprisingly cruel: every lash had skimmed the surface of those white cliffs, which they deeply

reddened, and lapping round the side of the furthermost from me, cut specially, into the dimple of it such

livid weals, as the blood either spun out from, or stood in large drops on; and, from some of the cuts, I picked

out even the splinters of the rod that had stuck in the skin. Nor was this raw work to be wonder'd at,

considering the greenness of the twigs and the severity of the infliction, whilst the whole surface of his skin

was so smoothstretched over the hard and firm pulp of flesh that fill'd it, as to yield no play, or elusive

swagging under the stroke: which thereby took place the more plum, and cut into the quick.

I was however already so mov'd at the piteous sight, that I from my heart repented the undertaking, and

would willingly have given over, thinking he had full enough; but, he encouraging and beseeching me

earnestly to proceed, I gave him ten more lashes; and then resting, survey'd the increase of bloody

appearances. And at length, steel'd to the sight by his stoutness in suffering, I continued the discipline, by

intervals, till I observ'd him wreathing and twisting his body, in a way that I could plainly perceive was not

the effect of pain, but of some new and powerful sensation: curious to dive into the meaning of which, in one

of my pauses of intermission, I approached, as he still kept working, and grinding his belly against the

cushion under him; and, first stroking the untouched and unhurt side of the fleshmount next me, then softly

insinuating my hand under his thigh, felt the posture things were in forwards, which was indeed surprizing:

for that machine of his, which I had, by its appearance, taken for an impalpable, or at best a very diminutive

subject, was now, in virtue of all that smart and havoc of his skin behind, grown not only to a prodigious

stiffness of erection, but to a size that frighted even me: a nonpareil thickness indeed! the head of it alone

fill'd the utmost capacity of my grasp. And when, as he heav'd and wriggled to and fro, in the agitation of his

strange pleasure, it came into view, it had something of the air of a round fillet of the whitest veal, and like its

owner, squab, and short in proportion to its breadth; but when he felt my hand there, he begg'd I would go on

briskly with my jerking, or he should never arrive at the last stage of pleasure.

Resuming then the rod and the exercise of it, I had fairly worn out three bundles, when, after an increase of

struggles and motion, and a deep sigh or two, I saw him lie still and motionless; and now he desir'd me to

desist, which I instantly did; and proceeding to untie him, I could not but be amazed at his passive fortitude,

on viewing the skin of his butcher'd, mangled posteriours, late so white, smooth and polish'd, now all one

side of them a confused cutwork of weals, livid flesh, gashes and gore, insomuch that when he stood up, he

Then I plainly perceived, on the cushion, the marks of a plenteous effusion, and already had his sluggard

member run up to its old nestlingplace, and enforced itself again, as if ashamed to shew its head; which

nothing, it seems, could raise but stripes inflicted on its opposite neighbours, who were thus constantly

My gentleman had now put on his clothes and recomposed himself, when giving me a kiss, and placing me

by him, he sat himself down as gingerly as possible, with one side off the cushion, which was too sore for

Here he thank'd me for the extreme pleasure I had procured him, and seeing, perhaps, some marks in my

countenance of terror and apprehension of retaliation on my own skin, for what I had been the instrument of

his suffering in his, he assured me, that he was ready to give up to me any engagement I might deem myself

under to stand him, as he had done me, but if that proceeded in my consent to it, he would consider the

difference of my sex, its greater delicacy and incapacity to undergo pain. Rehearten'd at which, and piqu'd in

honour, as I thought, not to flinch so near the trial, especially as I well knew Mrs. Cole was an eyewitness,

from her stand of espial, to the whole of our transactions, I was now less afraid of my skin than of his not

Consonant to this disposition was my answer, but my courage was still more in my head, than in my heart;

and as cowards rush into the danger they fear, in order to be the sooner rid of the pain of that sensation, I was

He had then little to do, but to unloose the strings of my petticoats, and lift them, together with my shift,

navelhigh, where he just tuck'd them up loosely girt, and might be slipt up higher at pleasure. Then viewing

me round with great seeming delight, he laid me at length on my face upon the bench, and when I expected

he would tie me, as I had done him, and held out my hands, not without fear and a little trembling, he told me

he would by no means terrify me unnecessarily with such a confinement; for that though he meant to put my

constancy to some trial, the standing it was to be completely voluntary on my side, and therefore I might be at

full liberty to get up whenever I found the pain too much for me. You cannot imagine how much I thought

myself bound, by being thus allow'd to remain loose, and how much spirit this confidence in me gave me, so

that I was even from my heart careless how much my flesh might suffer in honour of it.

All by back parts, naked half way up, were now fully at his mercy: and first, he stood at a convenient

distance, delighting himself with a gloating survey of the attitude I lay in, and of all the secret stores I thus

expos'd to him in fair display. Then, springing eagerly towards me, he cover'd all those naked parts with a

fond profusion of kisses; and now, taking hold of the rod, rather wanton'd with me, in gentle inflictions on

those tender trembling masses of my flesh behind, than in any way hurt them, till by degrees, he began to

tingle them with smarter lashes, so as to provoke a red colour into them, which I knew, as well by the flagrant

glow I felt there, as by his telling me, they now emulated the native roses of my other cheeks. When he had

thus amus'd himself with admiring and toying with them, he went on to strike harder, and more hard; so that I

needed all my patience not to cry out, or complain at least. At last, he twigg'd me so smartly as to fetch blood

in more than one lash: at sight of which he flung down the rod, flew to me, kissed away the starting drops,

and sucking the wounds eased a good deal of my pain. But now raising me on my knees, and making me

kneel with them straddling wide, that tender part of me, naturally the province of pleasure, not of pain, came

in for its share of suffering: for now, eyeing it wistfully, he directed the rod so that the sharp ends of the twigs

lighted there, so sensibly, that I could not help wincing, and writhing my limbs with smart; so that my

contortions of body must necessarily throw it into infinite variety of postures and points of view, fit to feast

the luxury of the eye. But still I bore every thing without crying out: when presently giving me another pause,

he rush'd, as it were, on that part whose lips, and roundabout, had felt this cruelty, and by way of reparation,

glews his own to them; then he opened, shut, squeez'd them, pluck'd softly the overgrowing moss, and all this

in a style of wild passionate rapture and enthusiasm, that express' d excess of pleasure; till betaking himself to

the rod again, encourag'd by my passiveness, and infuriated with this strange taste of delight, he made my

poor posteriours pay for the ungovernableness of it; for now shewing them no quarter the traitor cut me so,

that I wanted but little of fainting away, when he gave over. And yet I did not utter one groan, or angry

expostulation; but in heart I resolv'd nothing so seriously, as never to expose myself again to the like

You may guess then in what a curious pickle those soft fleshcushions of mine were, all sore, raw, and in

fine, terribly clawed off; but so far from feeling any pleasure in it, that the recent smart made me pout a little,

and not with the greatest air of satisfaction receive the compliments, and aftercaresses of the author of my

As soon as my cloaths were huddled on in a little decency, a supper was brought in by the discreet Mrs. Cole

herself, which might have piqued the sensuality of a cardinal, accompanied with a choice of the richest wines:

all which she set before us, and went out again, without having, by a word or even by a smile, given us the

least interruption or confusion, in those moments of secrecy, that we were not yet ripe to the admission of a

I sat down then, still scarce in charity with my butcher, for such I could not help considering him, and was

moreover not a little piqued at the gay, satisfied air of his countenance, which I thought myself insulted by.

But when the now necessary refreshment to me of a glass of wine, a little eating (all the time observing a

profound silence) had somewhat cheer'd and restor'd me to spirits, and as the smart began to go off, my good

humour return'd accordingly: which alteration not escaping him, he said and did everything that could

But scarce was supper well over, before a change so incredible was wrought in me, such violent, yet

pleasingly irksome sensations took possession of me that I scarce knew how to contain myself; the smart of

the lashes was now converted into such a prickly heat, such fiery tinglings, as made me sigh, squeeze my

thighs together, shift and wriggle about my seat, with a furious restlessness; whilst these itching ardours, thus

excited in those parts on which the storm of discipline had principally fallen, detach'd legions of burning,

subtile, stimulating spirits, to their opposite spot and centre of assemblage, where their titillation rag'd so

furiously, that I was even stinging mad with them. No wonder then, that in such a taking, and devour'd by

flames that licked up all modesty and reserve, my eyes, now charg'd brimful of the most intense desire, fired

on my companion very intelligible signals of distress: my companion, I say, who grew in them every instant

more amiable, and more necessary to my urgent wishes and hopes of immediate ease.

Mr. Barville, no stranger by experience to these situations, soon knew the pass I was brought to, soon

perceiv'd my extreme disorder; in favour of which, removing the table out of the way, he began a prelude that

flatter'd me with instant relief, to which I was not, however, so near as I imagin'd: for as he was unbuttoned to

me, and tried to provoke and rouse to action his unactive torpid machine, he blushingly own'd that no good

was to be expected from it unless I took it in hand to reexcite its languid loitering powers, by just refreshing

the smart of the yet recent bloodraw cuts, seeing it could, no more than a boy's top, keep up without lashing.

Sensible then that I should work as much for my own profit as his, I hurried my compliance with his desire,

and abridging the ceremonial, whilst he lean'd his head against the back of a chair, I had scarce gently made

him feel the lash, before I saw the object of my wishes give signs of life, and presently, as it were with a

magic touch, it started up into a noble size and distinction indeed! Hastening then to give me the benefit of it,

he threw me down on the bench; but such was the refresh' d soreness of those parts behind, on my leaning so

hard on them, as became me to compass the admission of that stupendous head of his machine, that I could

not possibly bear it. I got up then, and tried, by leaning forwards and turning the crupper on my assailant, to

let him at the back avenue: but here it was likewise impossible to stand his bearing so fiercely against me, in

his agitations and endeavours to enter that way, whilst his belly battered directly against the recent sore. What

should we do now? both intolerably heated; both in a fury; but pleasure is ever inventive for its own ends: he

strips me in a trice, stark naked, and placing a broad setteecushion on the carpet before the fire, oversets me

gently, topsyturvy, on it; and handling me only at the waist, whilst you may be sure I favour'd all my

dispositions, brought my legs round his neck; so that my head was kept from the floor only by my hands and

the velvet cushion, which was now bespread with my flowing hair: thus I stood on my head and hands,

supported by him in such manner, that whilst my thighs clung round him, so as to expose to his sight all my

back figure, including the theatre of his bloody pleasure, the centre of my fore part fairly bearded the object

of its rage, that now stood in fine condition to give me satisfaction for the injuries of its neighbours. But as

this posture was certainly not the easiest, and our imaginations, wound up to the height, could suffer no delay,

he first, with the utmost eagerness and effort, just liplodg'd that broad acornfashion' d head of his

instrument; and still frenzied by the fury with which he had made that impression, he soon stuffed in the rest;

when now, with a pursuit of thrusts, fiercely urg'd, he absolutely overpower'd and absorb'd all sense of pain

and uneasiness, whether from my wounds behind, my most untoward posture, or the oversize of his stretcher,

in an infinitely predominant delight; when now all my whole spirits of life and sensation, rushing

impetuously to the cockpit, where the prize of pleasure was hotly in dispute and clustering to a point there, I

soon receiv'd the dear relief of nature from these overviolent strains and provocations of it; harmonizing

with which, my gallant spouted into me such a potent overflow of the balsamic injection, as soften'd and

unedg'd all those irritating stings of a new species of titillation, which I had been so intolerably madden'd

I had now achiev'd this rare adventure ultimately much more to my satisfaction than I had bespoken the

nature of it to turn out; nor was it much lessen'd, you may think, by my spark's lavish praises of my constancy

and complaisance, which he gave weight to by a present that greatly surpassed my utmost expectation,

I was not, however, at any time, reenticed to renew with him, or resort again to the violent expedient of

lashing nature into more haste than good speed: which, by the way, I conceive acts somewhat in the manner

of a dose of Spanish flies; with more pain perhaps, but less danger; and might be necessary to him, but was

nothing less so than to me, whose appetite wanted the bridle more than the spur.

Mrs. Cole, to whom this adventurous exploit had more and more endear'd me, looked on me now as a girl

after her own heart, afraid on nothing, and, on a good account, hardy enough to fight all the weapons of

pleasure through. Attentive then, in consequence of these favourable conceptions, to promote either my profit

or pleasure, she had special regard for the first, in a new gallant of a very singular turn, that she procur' d for

This was a grave, staid, solemn, elderly gentleman whose peculiar humour was a delight in combing fine

tresses of hair; and as I was perfectly headed to his taste, he us'd to come constantly at my toilette hours,

when I let down my hair as loose as nature, and abandon'd it to him to do what he pleased with it; and

accordingly he would keep me an hour or more in play with it, drawing the comb through it, winding the

curls round his fingers, even kissing it as he smooth'd it; and all this led to no other use of my person, or any

other liberties whatever, any more than if a distinction of sexes had not existed.

Another peculiarity of taste he had, which was to present me with a dozen pairs of the whitest kid gloves at a

time: these he would divert himself with drawing on me, and then biting off the fingers' ends; all which

fooleries of a sickly appetite, the old gentleman paid more liberally for than most others did for more

essential favours. This lasted till a violent cough, seizing and laying him up, deliver'd me from this most

innocent and insipid trifler, for I never heard more of him after his first retreat.

You may be sure a byjob of this sort interfer'd with no other pursuit, or plan of life; which I led, in truth,

with a modesty and reserve that was less the work of virtue than of exhausted novelty, a glut of pleasure, and

easy circumstances, that made me indifferent to any engagements in which pleasure and profit were not

eminently united; and such I could, with the less impatience, wait for at the hands of time and fortune, as I

was satisfy'd I could never mend my pennyworths, having evidently been serv'd at the top of market, and

even been pamper'd with dainties: besides that, in the sacrifice of a few momentary impulses, I found a secret

satisfaction in respecting myself, as well as preserving the life and freshness of my complexion. Louisa and

Emily did not carry indeed their reserve so high as I did; but still they were far from cheap or abandon'd tho'

two of their adventures seem'd to contradict this general character, which, for their singularity, I shall give

Louisa and she went one night to a ball, the first in the habit of a shepherdess, Emily in that of a shepherd: I

saw them in their dresses before they went, and nothing in nature could represent a prettier boy than this last

did, being so fair and well limbed. They had kept together for some time, when Louisa, meeting an old

acquaintance of hers, very cordially gives her companion the drop, and leaves her under the protection of her

boy's habit, which was not much, and of her discretion, which was, it seems, still less. Emily, finding herself

deserted, sauntered thoughtless about awhile, and, as much for coolness and air as anything else, at length

pull'd off her mask and went to the sideboard; where, eyed and mark'd out by a gentleman in a very

handsome domino, she was accosted by, and fell into chat with him. The domino, after a little discourse, in

which Emily doubtless distinguish'd her good nature and easiness more than her wit, began to make violent

love to her, and drawing her insensibly to some benches at the lower end of the masquerade room, for her to

sit by him, where he squeez'd her hands, pinch'd her cheeks, prais'd and played with her fine hair, admired her

complexion, and all in a style of courtship dash'd with a certain oddity, that not comprehending the mystery

of, poor Emily attributed to his falling in with the humour of her disguise; and being naturally not the

cruellest of her profession, began to incline to a parley on those essentials. But here was the stress of the joke:

he took her really for what she appear'd to be, a smockfac'd boy; and she, forgetting her dress, and of course

ranging quite wide of his ideas, took all those addresses to be paid to herself as a woman, which she precisely

owed to his not thinking her one. However, this double error was push'd to such a height on both sides, that

Emily, who saw nothing in him but a gentleman of distinction by those points of dress to which his disguise

did not extend, warmed too by the wine he had ply'd her with, and the caresses he had lavished upon her,

suffered herself to be persuaded to go to a bagnio with him; and thus, losing sight of Mrs. Cole's cautions,

with a blind confidence, put herself into his hands, to be carried wherever he pleased. For his part, equally

blinded by his wishes, whilst her egregious simplicity favoured his deception more than the most exquisite art

could have done, he supposed, no doubt, that he had lighted on some soft simpleton, fit for his purpose, or

some kept minion broken to his hand, who understood him perfectly well and enter'd into his designs. But, be

that as it would, he led her to a coach, went into it with her, and brought her to a very handsome apartment,

with a bed in it; but whether it was a bagnio or not, she could not tell, having spoken to nobody but himself.

But when they were alone together, and her enamorato began to proceed to those extremities which instantly

discover the sex, she remark'd that no description could paint up to the life the mixture of pique, confusion

and disappointment that appeared in his countenance, joined to the mournful exclamation: "By heavens, a

woman!" This at once opened her eyes, which had hitherto been shut in downright stupidity. However, as if

he had meant to retrieve that escape, he still continu'd to toy with and fondle her, but with so staring an

alteration from extreme warmth into a chill and forced civility, that even Emily herself could not but take

notice of it, and now began to wish she had paid more regard to Mrs. Cole's premonitions against ever

engaging with a stranger. And now and excess of timidity succeeded to an excess of confidence, and she

thought herself so much at his mercy and discretion, that she stood passive throughout the whole progress of

his prelude: for now, whether the impressions of so great a beauty had even made him forgive her her sex, or

whether her appearance of figure in that dress still humour'd his first illusion, he recover'd by degrees a good

part of his first warmth, and keeping Emily with her breeches still unbuttoned, stript them down to her knees,

and gently impelling her to lean down, with her face against the bedside, placed her so, that the double way,

between the double rising behind, presented the choice fair to him, and he was so fairly set on a

misdirection, as to give the girl no small alarms for fear of losing a maidenhead she had not dreamt of.

However, her complaints, and a resistance, gentle, but firm, check'd and brought him to himself again; so that

turning his steed's head, he drove him at length in the right road, in which his imagination having probably

made the most of those resemblances that flatter'd his taste, he got, with much ado, to his journey's end: after

which, he led her out himself, and walking with her two or three streets' length, got her a chair, when making

her a present not any thing inferior to what she could have expected, he left her, well recommended to the

This she related to Mrs. Cole and me the same morning, not without the visible remains of the fear and

confusion she had been in still stamp'd on her countenance. Mrs. Cole's remark was that her indescretion

proceeding from a constitutional facility, there were little hopes of any thing curing her of it, but repeated

severe experience. Mine was that I could not conceive how it was possible for mankind to run into a taste, not

only universally odious, but absurd, and impossible to gratify; since, according to the notions and experience

I had of things, it was not in nature to force such immense disproportions. Mrs. Cole only smil'd at my

ignorance, and said nothing towards my undeception, which was not affected but by ocular demonstration,

some months after, which a most singular accident furnish'd me, and which I will here set down, that I may

I had, on a visit intended to Harriet, who had taken lodgings at Hamptoncourt, hired a chariot to go out

thither, Mrs. Cole having promis'd to accompany me; but some indispensable business intervening to detain

her, I was obliged to set out alone; and scarce had I got a third of my way, before the axletree broke down,

and I was well off to get out, safe and unhurt, into a publickhouse of a tolerable handsome appearance, on

the road. Here the people told me that the stage would come by in a couple of hours at farthest; upon which,

determining to wait for it, sooner than lose the jaunt I had got so far forward on, I was carried into a very

clean decent room, up one pair of stairs, which I took possession of for the time I had to stay, in right of

Here, whilst I was amusing myself with looking out of the window, a single horsechaise stopt at the door,

out of which lightly leap'd two gentlemen, for so they seem'd, who came in only as it were to bait and refresh

a little, for they gave their horse to be held in readiness against they came out. And presently I heard the door

of the next room, where they were let in, and call'd about them briskly; and as soon as they were serv'd, I

A spirit of curiosity, far from sudden, since I do not know when I was without it, prompted me, without any

particular suspicion, or other drift or view, to see what they were, and examine their persons and behaviour.

The partition of our rooms was one of those moveable ones that, when taken down, serv'd occasionally to lay

them into one, for the conveniency of a large company; and now, my nicest search could not shew me the

shadow of a peephole, a circumstance which probably had not escap'd the review of the parties on the other

side, whom much it stood upon not to be deceived in it; but at length I observed a paper patch of the same

colour as the wainscot, which I took to conceal some flaw: but then it was so high, that I was obliged to stand

upon a chair to reach it, which I did as softly as possibly, and, with a point of a bodkin, soon pierc'd it. And

now, applying my eye close, I commanded the room perfectly, and could see my two young sparks romping

and pulling one another about, entirely, to my imagination, in frolic and innocent play.

The eldest might be, on my nearest guess, towards nineteen, a tall comely young man, in a white fustian

The youngest could not be above seventeen, fair, ruddy, compleatly well made, and to say the truth, a sweet

pretty stripling: he wasI fancy, too, a countrylad, by his dress, which was a green plush frock and

breeches of the same, white waistcoat and stockings, a jockey cap, with his yellowish hair, long and loose, in

But after a look of circumspection, which I saw the eldest cast every way round the room, probably in too

much hurry and heat not to overlook the very small opening I was posted at, especially at the height it was,

whilst my eye close to it kept the light from shining through and betraying it, he said something to his

For now the elder began to embrace, to press and kiss the younger, to put his hands into his bosom, and give

him such manifest signs of an amorous intention, as made me conclude the other to be a girl in disguise: a

mistake that nature kept me in countenance for, for she had certainly made one, when she gave him the male

In the rashness then of their age, and bent as they were to accomplish their project of preposterous pleasure,

at the risk of the very worst of consequences, where a discovery was nothing less than improbable, they now

The criminal scene they acted, I had the patience to see to an end, purely that I might gather more facts and

certainly against them in my design to do their deserts instance justice; and accordingly, when they had

readjusted themselves, and were preparing to go out, burning as I was with rage and indignation, I jumped

down from the chair, in order to raise the house upon them, but with such an unlucky impetuosity, that some

nail or ruggedness in the floor caught my foot, and flung me on my face with such violence that I fell

senseless on the ground, and must have lain there some time e'er any one came to my relief: so that they,

alarmed, I suppose, by the noise of my fall, had more than the necessary time to make a safe retreat. This they

effected, as I learnt, with a precipitation nobody could account for, till, when come to myself, and compos'd

enough to speak, I acquainted those of the house with the whole transaction I had been evidence to.

When I came home again, and told Mrs. Cole this adventure, she very sensibly observ'd to me that there was

no doubt of due vengeance one time of other overtaking these miscreants, however they might escape for the

present; and that, had I been the temporal instrument of it, I should have been at least put to a great deal more

trouble and confusion that I imagined; that, as to the thing itself, the less said of it was the better; but that

though she might be suspected of partiality, from its being the common cause of womankind, out of whose

mouths this practice tended to take something more than bread, yet she protested against any mixture of

passion, with a declaration extorted from her by pure regard to truth; which was that whatever effect this

infamous passion had in other ages and other countries, it seem'd a peculiar blessing on our air and climate,

that there was a plaguespot visibly imprinted on all that are tainted with it, in this nation at least; for that

among numbers of that stamp whom she had known, or at least were universally under the scandalous

suspicion of it, she would not name an exception hardly of one of them, whose character was not, in all other

respects, the most worthless and despicable that could be, stript of all the manly virtues of their own sex, and

fill'd up with only the worst vices and follies of ours: that, in fine, they were scarce less execrable than

ridiculous in their monstrous inconsistence, of loathing and condemning women, and all at the same time

apeing all their manners, air, lips, skuttle, and, in general, all their little modes of affectation, which become

But here, washing my hands of them, I replunge into the stream of my history, into which I may very

properly ingraft a terrible sally of Louisa's, since I had some share in it myself, and have besides engag'd

myself to relate it, in point of countenance to poor Emily. It will add, too, one more example to thousands, in

confirmation of the maxim that when women get once out of compass, there are no lengths of licentiousness

One morning then, that both Mrs. Cole and Emily were gone out for the day, and only Louisa and I (not to

mention the housemaid) were left in charge of the house, whilst we were loitering away the time in looking

through the shop windows, the son of a poor woman, who earned very hard bread indeed by mending

stockings, in a stall in the neighbourhood, offer'd us some nosegays, ring'd round a small basket; by selling of

which the poor boy eked out his mother's maintenance of them both: nor was he fit for any other way of

livelihood, since he was not only a perfect changeling, or idiot, but stammer'd so that there was no

understanding even those sounds his halfdozen, at most, animal ideas prompted him to utter.

The boys and servants in the neighbourhood had given him the nickname of Goodnatured Dick, from the

soft simpleton's doing everything he was bid at the first word, and from his naturally having no turn to

mischief; then, by the way, he was perfectly well made, stout, cleanlimb'd, tall of his age, as strong as a

horse and, withal, pretty featur'd; so that he was not, absolutely, such a figure to be snuffled at neither, if your

nicety could, in favour of such essentials, have dispens' d with a face unwashed, hair tangled for want of

combing, and so ragged a plight, that he might have disputed points of shew with e'er a heathen philosopher

This boy we had often seen, and bought his flowers, out of pure compassion, and nothing more; but just at

this time as he stood presenting us his basket, a sudden whim, a start of wayward fancy, seiz'd Louisa; and,

without consulting me, she calls him in, and beginning to examine his nosegays, culls out two, one for

herself, another for me, and pulling out half a crown, very currently gives it him to change, as if she had

really expected he could have changed it: but the boy, scratching his head, made his signs explaining his

inability in place of words, which he could not, with all his struggling, articulate.

Louisa, at this, says: "Well, my lad, come upstairs with me, and I will give you your due," winking at the

same time to me, and beckoning me to accompany her, which I did, securing first the streetdoor, that by this

means, together with the shop, became wholly the care of the faithful housemaid.

As we went up, Louisa whispered to me that she had conceiv' d a strange longing to be satisfy'd, whether the

general rule held good with regard to this changeling, and how far nature had made him amends, in her best

bodily gifts, for her denial of the sublimer intellectual ones; begging, at the same time, my assistance in

procuring her this satisfaction. A want of complaisance was never my vice, and I was so far from opposing

this extravagant frolic, that now, bit with the same maggot, and my curiosity conspiring with hers, I enter'd

Consequently, as soon as we came into Louisa's bedchamber, whilst she was amusing him with picking out

his nosegays, I undertook the lead, and began the attack. As it was not then very material to keep much

measures with a mere natural, I made presently very free with him, though at my first motion of meddling,

his surprize and confusion made him receive my advances but aukwardly: nay, insomuch that he bashfully

shy'd, and shy'd back a little; till encouraging him with my eyes, plucking him playfully by the hair, sleeking

his cheeks, and forwarding my point by a number of little wantonness, I soon turn'd him familiar, and gave

nature her sweetest alarm: so that arous'd, and beginning to feel himself, we could, amidst all the innocent

laugh and grin I had provoked him into, perceive the fire lighting in his eyes, and, diffusing over his cheeks,

blend its glow with that of his blushes. The emotion in short of animal pleasure glar'd distinctly in the

simpleton's countenance; yet, struck with the novelty of the scene, he did not know which way to look or

move; but tame, passive, simpering, with his mouth half open in stupid rapture, stood and tractably suffer'd

me to do what I pleased with him. His basket was dropt out of his hands, which Louisa took care of.

I had now, through more than one rent, discovered and felt his thighs, the skin of which seemed the smoother

and fairer for the coarseness, and even dirt of his dress, as the teeth of Negroes seem the whiter for the

surrounding black; and poor indeed of habit, poor of understanding, he was, however, abundantly rich in

personal treasures, such as flesh, firm, plump, and replete with the juices of youth, and robust wellknit

limbs. My fingers too had now got within reach of the true, the genuine sensitive plant, which, instead of

shrinking from the touch, joys to meet it, and swells and vegetates under it: mine pleasingly informed me that

matters were so ripe for the discovery we meditated, that they were too mighty for the confinement they were

ready to break. A waistband that I unskewer'd, and a rag of a shirt that I removed, and which could not have

cover'd a quarter of it, revealed the whole of the idiot's standard of distinction, erect, in full pride and display:

but such a one! it was positively of so tremendous a size, that prepared as we were to see something

extraordinary, it still, out of measure, surpass' d our expectation, and astonish'd even me, who had not been

used to trade in trifles. In fine, it might have answered very well the making a show of; its enormous head

seemed, in hue and size, not unlike a common sheep's heart; then you might have troll'd dice securely along

the broad back of the body of it; the length of it too was prodigious; then the rich appendage of the

treasurebag beneath, large in proportion, gather'd adn crisp'd up round in shallow furrows, helped to fill the

eye, and complete the proof of his being a natural, not quite in vain; since it was full manifest that he

inherited, and largely too, the prerogative of majesty which distinguishes that otherwise most unfortunate

condition, and gives rise to the vulgar saying "A fool's bauble is a lady's playfellow." Not wholly without

reason: for, generally speaking, it is in love as it is in war, where longest weapon carries it. Nature, in short,

had done so much for him in those parts, that she perhaps held herself acquitted in doing so little for his head.

For my part, who had sincerely no intention to push the joke further than simply satisfying my curiosity with

the sight of it alone, I was content, in spite of the temptation that star'd me in the face, with having rais'd a

Maypole for another to hang a garland on: for, by this time, easily reading Louisa's desires in her wishful

eyes, I acted the commodious part and made her, who sought no better sport, significant terms of

encouragement to go throughstitch with her adventure; intimating too that I would stay and see fair play: in

which, indeed, I had in view to humour a newborn curiosity, to observe what appearances active nature

Louisa, whose appetite was up, and who, like the industrious bee, was, it seems, not above gathering the

sweets of so rare a flower, tho' she found it planted on a dunghill, was but too readily disposed to take the

benefit of my cession. Urg'd then strongly by her own desires, and embolden' d by me, she presently

determined to risk a trial of parts with the idiot, who was by this time nobly inflam'd for her purpose, by all

the irritations we had used to put the principles of pleasure effectually into motion, and to wind up the springs

of its organ to their supreme pitch; and it stood accordingly stiff and straining, ready to burst with the blood

Louisa then, taking and holding the fine handle that so invitingly offer'd itself, led the ductile youth by that

mastertool of his, as she stept backward towards the bed; which he joyfully gave way to, under the

Stopped then by the bed, she took the fall she lov'd, and lean'd to the most, gently backward upon it, still

holding fast what she held, and taking care to give her cloaths a convenient toss up, so that her thighs duly

disclos'd, and elevated, laid open all the outward prospect of the treasury of love: the roselipt overture

presenting the cockpit so fair, that it was not in nature even for a natural to miss it. Nor did he, for Louisa,

fully bent on grappling with it, and impatient of dalliance or delay, directed faithfully the point of the

batteringpiece, and bounded up with a rage of so voracious appetite, to meet and favour the thrust of

insertion, that the fierce activity on both sides effected it with such pain of distention, that Louisa cry'd out

violently that she was hurt beyond bearing, that she was killed. But it was too late: the storm was up, and

force was on her to give way to it; for now the manmachine, strongly work'd upon by the sensual passion,

felt so manfully his advantages and superiority, felt withal the sting of pleasure so intolerable, that maddening

with it, his joys began to assume a character of furiousness which made me tremble for the too tender Louisa.

He seemed, at this juncture, greater than himself; his countenance, before so void of meaning, or expression,

now grew big with the importance of the act he was upon. In short, it was not now that he was to be play'd the

fool with. But, what is pleasant enough, I myself was aw'd into a sort of respect for him, by the comely

terrors his motions dressed him in: his eyes shooting sparks of fire; his face glowing with ardours that gave

another life to it; his teeth churning; his whole frame agitated with a raging ungovernable impetuosity: all

sensibly betraying the formidable fierceness with which the genial instinct acted upon him. Butting then and

goring all before him, and mad and wild like an overdriven steer, he ploughs up the tender furrow, all

insensible to Louisa's complaints; nothing can stop, nothing can keep out a fury like his: with which, having

once got its head in, its blind rage soon made way for the rest, piercing, rending, and breaking open all

obstructions. The torn, split, wounded girl cries, struggles, invokes me to her rescue, and endeavours to get

from under the young savage, or shake him off, but alas! in vain: her breath might as soon have still'd or

stemm'd a storm in winter, as all her strength have quell'd his rough assault, or put him out of his course. And

indeed, all her efforts and struggles were manag'd with such disorder, that they serv'd rather to entangle, and

fold her the faster in the twine of his boisterous arms; so that she was tied to the stake, and oblig'd to fight the

match out, if she died for it. For his part, instinctridden as he was, the expressions of his animal passion,

partaking something of ferocity, were rather worrying than kisses, intermix'd with eager ravenous lovebites

on her cheeks and neck, the prints of which did not wear out for some days after.

Poor Louisa, however, bore up at length better than could have been expected; and though she suffer'd, and

greatly too, yet, ever true to the good old cause, she suffer'd with pleasure and enjoyed her pain. And soon

now, by dint of an enrag' d enforcement, the brutemachine, driven like a whirlwind, made all smoke again,

and wedging its way up, to the utmost extremity, left her, in point of penetration, nothing to fear or to desire:

Louisa lay, pleas'd to the heart, pleas'd to her utmost capacity of being so, with every fibre in those parts,

stretched almost to breaking, on a rack of joy, whilst the instrument of all this overfulness searched her senses

with its sweet excess, till the pleasure gained upon her so, its point stung her so home, that catching at length

the rage from her furious driver and sharing the riot of his wild rapture, she went wholly out of her mind into

that favourite part of her body, the whole intenseness of which was so fervously fill'd, and employ'd: there

alone she existed, all lost in those delirious transports, those extasies of the senses, which her winking eyes,

the brighten'd vermilion of her lips and cheeks, and sighs of pleasure deeply fetched, so pathetically express'

d. In short, she was now as mere a machine as much wrought on, and had her motions as little at her own

command as the natural himself, who thus broke in upon her, made her feel with a vengeance his

tempestuous tenderness, and the force of the mettle he battered with; their active loins quivered again with

the violence of their conflict, till the surge of pleasure, foaming and raging to a height, drew down the pearly

shower that was to allay this hurricane. The purely sensitive idiot then first shed those tears of joy that attend

its last moments, not without an agony of delight and even almost a roar of rapture, as the gush escaped him;

so sensibly too for Louisa, that she kept him faithful company, going off, in consent, with the old symptoms:

a delicious delirium, a tremulous convulsive shudder, and the critical dying Oh! And now, on his getting off,

she lay pleasuredrench' d, and regorging its essential sweets; but quite spent, and gasping for breath, without

other sensation of life than in those exquisite vibrations that trembled yet on the strings of delight, which had

been too intensively touched, and which nature had been so intensly stirred with, for the senses to be quickly

As for the changeling, whose curious engine had been thus successfully played off, his shift of countenance

and gesture had even something droll, or rather tragicomic in it: there was now an air of sad repining

foolishness, superadded to his natural one of nomeaning and idiotism, as he stood with his label of

manhood, now lank, unstiffen'd, becalm' d, and flapping against his thighs, down which it reach'd halfway,

terrible even in its fall, whilst under the dejection of spirit and flesh, which naturally followed, his eyes, by

turns, cast down towards his struck standard, or piteously lifted to Louisa, seemed to require at her hands

what he had so sensibly parted from to her, and now ruefully miss'd. But the vigour of nature, soon returning,

dissipated the blast of faintness which the common law of enjoyment had subjected him to; and now his

basket rebecame his main concern, which I look'd for, and brought him, whilst Louisa restor'd his dress to

its usual condition, and afterwards pleased him perhaps more by taking all his flowers off his hands, and

paying him, at his rate, for them, than if she had embarrass'd him by a present that he would have been

Whether she ever return'd to the attack I know not, and, to say the truth, I believe not. She had had her freak

out, and had pretty plentifully drown'd her curiosity in a glut of pleasure, which, as it happened, had no other

consequence than that the lad, who retain'd only a confused memory of the transaction, would, when he saw

her, for some time after, express a grin of joy and familiarity, after his idiot manner, and soon forgot her in

Louisa herself did not long outstay this adventure at Mrs. Cole's (to whom, bythebye, we took care not to

boast of our exploit, till all fear of consequences were clearly over): for an occasion presenting itself of

proving her passion for a young fellow, at the expense of her discretion, proceeding all in character, she

pack'd up her toilet at half a day's warning and went with him abroad, since which I entirely lost sight of her,

But a few days after she had left us, two very pretty young gentlemen, who were Mrs. Cole's especial

favourites, and free of her academy, easily obtain'd her consent for Emily's and my acceptance of a party of

pleasure at a little but agreeable house belonging to one of them, situated not far up the river Thames, on the

Everything being settled, and it being a fine summerday, but rather of the warmest, we set out after dinner,

and got to our rendezvous about four in the afternoon; where, landing at the foot of a neat, joyous pavillion,

Emily and I were handed into it by our squires, and there drank tea with a cheerfulness and gaiety that the

beauty of the prospect, the serenity of the weather, and the tender politeness of our sprightly gallants naturally

After tea, and taking a turn in the garden, my particular, who was the master of the house, and had in no sense

schem'd this party of pleasure for a dry one, propos'd to us, with that frankness which his familiarity at Mrs.

Cole's entitled him to, as the weather was excessively hot, to bathe together, under a commodious shelter that

he had prepared expressly for that purpose, in a creek of the river, with which a sidedoor of the pavilion

immediately communicated, and where we might be sure of having our diversion out, safe from interruption,

Emily, who never refus'd anything, and I, who ever delighted in bathing, and had no exception to the person

who propos'd it, or to those pleasures it was easy to guess it implied, took care, on this occasion, not to wrong

our training at Mrs. Cole's, and agreed to it with as good a grace as we could. Upon which, without loss of

time, we return'd instantly to the pavilion, one door of which open'd into a tent, pitch'd before it, that with its

marquise, formed a pleasing defense against the sun, or the weather, and was besides as private as we could

wish. The lining of it, imbossed cloth, represented a wild forestfoliage, from the top down to the sides,

which, in the same stuff, were figur'd with fluted pilasters, with their spaces between fill'd with flowervases,

Then it reached sufficiently into the water, yet contain'd convenient benches round it, on the dry ground,

either to keep our cloaths, or . . ., or . . ., in short, for more uses than resting upon. There was a sidetable too,

loaded with sweetmeats, jellies, and other eatables, and bottles of wine and cordials, by way of occasional

relief from any rawness, or chill of the water, or from any faintness from whatever cause; and in fact, my

gallant, who understood chere entiere perfectly, and who, for taste (even if you would not approve this

specimen of it) might have been comptroller of pleasures to a Roman emperor, had left no requisite towards

As soon as we had look'd round this inviting spot, and every preliminary of privacy was duly settled, strip

was the word: when the young gentlemen soon dispatch'd the undressing each his partner and reduced us to

the naked confession of all those secrets of person which dress generally hides, and which the discovery of

was, naturally speaking, not to our disadvantage. Our hands, indeed, mechanically carried towards the most

interesting part of us, screened, at first, all from the tufted cliff downwards, till we took them away at their

desire, and employed them in doing them the same office, of helping off with their cloaths; in the process of

which, there pass'd all the little wantonnesses and frolicks that you may easily imagine.

As for my spark, he was presently undressed, all to his shirt, the forelappet of which as he lean'd

languishingly on me, he smilingly pointed to me to observe, as it bellied out, or rose and fell, according to the

unruly starts of the motion behind it; but it was soon fix'd, for now taking off his shirt, and naked as a Cupid,

he shew'd it me at so upright a stand, as prepar'd me indeed for his application to me for instant ease; but, tho'

the sight of its fine size was fit enough to fire me, the cooling air, as I stood in this state of nature, joined to

the desire I had of bathing first, enabled me to put him off, and tranquillize him, with the remark that a little

suspense would only set a keener edge on the pleasure. Leading then the way, and shewing our friends an

example of continency, which they were giving signs of losing respect to, we went hand in hand into the

stream, till it took us up to our neck, where the no more than grateful coolness of the water gave my senses a

delicious refreshment from the sultriness of the season, and made more alive, more happy in myself, and, in

Here I lav'd and wanton'd with the water, or sportively play'd with my companion, leaving Emily to deal with

hers at discretion. Mine, at length, not content with making me take the plunge over head and ears, kept

splashing me, and provoking me with all the little playful tricks he could devise, and which I strove not to

remain in his debt for. We gave, in short, a loose to mirth; and now, nothing would serve him but giving his

hands the regale of going over every part of me, neck, breast, belly, thighs, and all the et cetera, so dear to the

imagination, under the pretext of washing and rubbing them; as we both stood in the water, no higher now

than the pit of our stomachs, and which did not hinder him from feeling, and toying with that leak that

distinguishes our sex, and it so wonderfully watertight: for his fingers, in vain dilating and opening it, only

let more flame than water into it, be it said without a figure. At the same time he made me feel his own

engine, which was so well wound up, as to stand even the working in water, and he accordingly threw one

arm round my neck, and was endeavouring to get the better of that harsher construction bred by the

surrounding fluid; and had in effect won his way so far as to make me sensible of the pleasing stretch of those

netherlips, from the indriving machine; when, independent of my not liking that aukward mode of

enjoyment, I could not help interrupting him, in order to become joint spectators of a plan of joy, in hot

operation between Emily and her partner; who impatient of the fooleries and dalliance of the bath, had led his

nymph to one of the benches on the green bank, where he was very cordially proceeding to teach her the

There, setting her on his knee, and gliding one hand over the surface of that smooth polish'd snowwhite skin

of hers, which now doubly shone with a dewbright lustre, and presented to the touch something like what

one would imagine of animated ivory, especially in those rubynippled globes, which the touch is so fond of

and delights to make love to, with the other he was lusciously exploring the sweet secret of nature, in order to

make room for a stately piece of machinery, that stood uprear'd, between her thighs, as she continued sitting

on his lap, and pressed hard for instant admission, which the tender Emily, in a fit of humour deliciously

protracted, affecting to decline, and elude the very pleasure she sigh'd for, but in a style of waywardness so

prettily put on, and managed, as to render it ten times more poignant; then her eyes, all amidst the softest

dying languishment, express'd at once a mock denial and extreme desire, whilst her sweetness was zested

with a coyness so pleasingly provoking, her moods of keeping him off were so attractive, that they redoubled

the impetuous rage with which he cover'd her with kisses: and the kisses that, whilst she seemed to shy from

or scuffle for, the cunning wanton contrived such sly returns of, as were doubtless the sweeter for the gust she

Thus Emily, who knew no art but that which nature itself, in favour of her principal end, pleasure, had

inspir'd her with, the art of yielding, coy'd it indeed, but coy'd it to the purpose; for with all her straining, her

wrestling, and striving to break from the clasp of his arms, she was so far wiser yet than to mean it, that in her

struggles, it was visible she aim'd at nothing more than multiplying points of touch with him, and drawing yet

closer the folds that held them every where entwined, like two tendrils of a vine intercurling together: so that

the same effect, as when Louisa strove in good earnest to disengage from the idiot, was now produced by

Mean while, their emersion out of the cold water had caused a general glow, a tender suffusion of heighten'd

carnation over their bodies; both equally white and smoothskinned; so that as their limbs were thus

amorously interwoven, in sweet confusion, it was scarce possible to distinguish who they respectively

In a little time, however, the champion was fairly in with her, and had tied at all points the true lover's knot;

when now, adieu all the little refinements of a finessed reluctance; adieu the friendly feint! She was presently

driven forcibly out of the power of using any art; and indeed, what art must not give way, when nature,

corresponding with her assailant, invaded in the heart of her capital and carried by storm, lay at the mercy of

the proud conqueror who had made his entry triumphantly and completely? Soon, however, to become a

tributary: for the engagement growing hotter and hotter, at close quarters, she presently brought him to the

pass of paying down the dear debt to nature; which she had no sooner collected in, but, like a duellist who has

laid his antagonist at his feet, when he has himself received a mortal wound, Emily had scarce time to plume

herself upon her victory, but, shot with the same discharge, she, in a loud expiring sigh, in the closure of her

eyes, the stretchout of her limbs, and a remission of her whole frame, gave manifest signs that all was as it

For my part, who had not with the calmest patience stood in the water all this time, to view this warm action,

I lean'd tenderly on my gallant, and at the close of it, seemed'd to ask him with my eyes what he thought of it;

but he, more eager to satisfy me by his actions than by words or looks, as we shoal'd the water towards the

shore, shewed me the staff of love so intensely set up, that had not even charity beginning at home in this

case, urged me to our mutual relief, it would have been cruel indeed to have suffered the youth to burst with

Accordingly we took to a bench, whilst Emily and her spark, who belonged it seems to the sea, stood at the

sideboard, drinking to our good voyage: for, as the last observ'd, we were well under weigh, with a fair wind

up channel, and fullfreighted; nor indeed were we long before we finished our trip to Cythera, and unloaded

in the old haven; but, as the circumstances did not admit of much variation, I shall spare you the description.

At the same time, allow me to place you here an excuse I am conscious of owing you, for having, perhaps,

too much affected the figurative style; though surely, it can pass nowhere more allowably than in a subject

which is so properly the province of poetry, nay, is poetry itself, pregnant with every flower of imagination

and loving metaphors, even were not the natural expressions, for respects of fashion and sound, necessarily

Resuming now my history, you may please to know that what with a competent number of repetitions, all in

the same strain (and, bythebye, we have a certain natural sense that those repetitions are very much to the

taste), what with a circle of pleasures delicately varied, there was not a moment lost to joy all the time we

staid there, till late in the night we were reescorted home by our squires, who delivered us safe to Mrs. Cole,

This too was Emily's last adventure in our way: for scarce a week after, she was, by an accident too trivial to

detail to you the particulars, found out by her parents, who were in good circumstances, and who had been

punish'd for their partiality to their son, in the loss of him, occasion'd by a circumstance of their

overindulgence to his appetite; upon which the so long engross'd stream of fondness, running violently in

favour of this lost and inhumanly abandon'd child whom if they had not neglected enquiry about, they might

long before have recovered. They were now so overjoyed at the retrieval of her, that, I presume, it made them

much less strict in examining the bottom of things: for they seem'd very glad to take for granted, in the lump,

everything that the grave and decent Mrs. Cole was pleased to pass upon them; and soon afterwards sent her,

But it was not so easy to replace to our community the loss of so sweet a member of it: for, not to mention

her beauty, she was one of those mild, pliant characters that if one does not entirely esteem, one can scarce

help loving, which is not such a bad compensation neither. Owing all her weakness to goodnature, and an

indolent facility that kept her too much at the mercy of first impressions, she had just sense enough to know

that she wanted leadingstrings, and thought herself so much obliged to any who would take the pains to

think for her, and guide her, that with a very little management, she was capable of being made a most

agreeable, nay, a most virtuous wife: for vice, it is probable, had never been her choice, or her fate, if it had

not been for occasion, or example, or had she not depended less upon herself than upon her circumstances.

This presumption her conduct afterwards verified: for presently meeting with a match that was ready cut and

dry for her, with a neighbour's son of her own rank, and a young man of sense and order, who took her as the

widow of one lost at sea (for so it seems one of her gallants, whose name she had made free with, really was),

she naturally struck into all the duties of their domestic life with as much constancy and regularity, as if she

These desertions had, however, now so far thinned Mrs. Cole's brood that she was left with only me like a

hen with one chicken; but tho' she was earnestly entreated and encourag' d to recruit her corps, her growing

infirmities, and, above all, the tortures of a stubborn hipgout, which she found would yield to no remedy,

determin'd her to bread up her business and retire with a decent pittance into the country, where I promis'd

myself nothing so sure, as my going down to live with her as soon as I had seen a little more of life and

improv'd my small matters into a competency that would create in me an independence on the world: for I

Thus was I then to lose my faithful preceptress, as did the Philosophers of the town the White Crow of her

profession. For besides that she never ransacked her customers, whose taste too she ever studiously

consulted, besides that she never racked her pupils with unconscionable extortions, nor ever put their hard

earnings, as she call'd them, under the contribution of poundage. She was a severe enemy to the seduction for

innocence, and confin'd her acquisitions solely to those unfortunate young women, who, having lost it, were

but the juster objects of compassion: among these, indeed, she pick'd but such as suited her views and taking

them under her protection, rescu'd them from the danger of the publick sinks of ruin and misery, to place, or

do for them, well or ill, in the manner you have seen. Having then settled her affairs, she set out on her

journey, after taking the most tender leave of me, and at the end of some excellent instructions,

recommending me to myself, with an anxiety perfectly maternal. In short, she affected me so much, that I

was not presently reconcil'd to myself for suffering her at any rate to go without me; but fate had, it seems,

I had, on my separation from Mrs. Cole, taken a pleasant convenient house at Marybone, but easy to rent and

manage from its smallness, which I furnish'd neatly and modestly. There, with a reserve of eight hundred

pounds, the fruit of my deference to Mrs. Cole's counsels, exclusive of cloaths, some jewels, some plate, I

saw myself in purse for a long time, to wait without impatience for what the chapter of accidents might

Here, under the new character of a young gentlewoman whose husband was gone to sea, I had mark'd me

out such lines of life and conduct, as leaving me at a competent liberty to pursue my views either out of

pleasure or fortune, bounded me nevertheless strictly within the rules od decency and discretion: a disposition

I was scarce, however, well warm in my new abode, when going out one morning pretty early to enjoy the

freshness of it, in the pleasing outlet of the fields, accompanied only by a maid, whom I had newly hired, as

we were carelessly walking among the trees we were alarmed with the noise of a violent coughing: turning

our heads towards which, we distinguish'd a plain welldressed elderly gentleman, who, attack'd with a

sudden fit, was so much overcome as to be forc'd to give way to it and sit down at the foot of a tree, where he

seemed suffocating with the severity of it, being perfectly black in the face: not less mov'd than frighten'd

with which, I flew on the instant to his relief, and using the rote of practice I had observ'd on the like

occasion, I loosened his cravat and clapped him on the back; but whether to any purpose, or whether the

cough had had its course, I know not, but the fit immediately went off; and now recover'd to his speech and

legs, he returned me thanks with as much emphasis as if I had sav'd his life. This naturally engaging a

conversation, he acquainted me where he lived, which was at a considerable distance from where I met with

him, and where he had stray'd insensibly on the same intention of a morning walk.

He was, as I afterwards learn'd in the course of the intimacy which this little accident gave birth to, an old

bachelor, turn'd of sixty, but of a fresh vigorous complexion, insomuch that he scarce marked five and forty,

having never rack'd his constitution by permitting his desires to overtax his ability.

As to his birth and condition, his parents, honest and fail'd mechanicks, had, by the best traces he could get of

them, left him an infant orphan on the parish; so that it was from a charityschool, that, by honesty and

industry, he made his way into a merchant's countinghouse; from whence, being sent to a house in CADIZ,

he there, by his talents and activity, acquired a fortune, but an immense one, with which he returned to his

native country; where he could not, however, so much as fish out one single relation out of the obscurity he

was born in. Taking then a taste for retirement, and pleas'd to enjoy life, like a mistress in the dark, he flowed

his days in all the ease of opulence, without the least parade of it; and, rather studying the concealment than

the shew of a fortune, looked down on a world he perfectly knew; himself, to his wish, unknown and

But, as I propose to devote a letter entirely to the pleasure of retracing to you all the particulars of my

acquaintance with this ever, to me, memorable friend, I shall, in this, transiently touch on no more than may

serve, as mortar to cement, to form the connection of my history, and to obviate your surprize that one of my

high blood and relish of life should count a gallant of threescore such a catch.

Referring then to a more explicit narrative, to explain by what progressions our acquaintance, certainly

innocent at first, insensibly changed nature, and ran into unplatonic lengths, as might well be expected from

one of my condition of life, and above all, from that principle of electricity that scarce ever fails of producing

fire when the sexes meet. I shall only her acquaint you, that as age had not subdued his tenderness for our

sex, neither had it robbed him of the power of pleasing, since whatever he wanted in the bewitching charms

of youth, he aton'd for, or supplemented with the advantages of experience, the sweetness of his manners, and

above all, his flattering address in touching the heart, by an application to the understanding. From him it was

I first learn'd, to any purpose, and not without infinite pleasure, that I had such a portion of me worth

bestowing some regard on; from him I received my first essential encouragement, and instructions how to put

it in that train of cultivation, which I have since pushed to the little degree of improvement you see it at; he it

was, who first taught me to be sensible that the pleasures of the mind were superior to those of the body; at

the same time, that they were so far from obnoxious to, or incompatible with each other, that, besides the

sweetness in the variety and transition, the one serv'd to exalt and perfect the taste of the other to a degree that

Himself a rational pleasurist, as being much too wise to be asham'd of the pleasures of humanity, loved me

indeed, but loved me with dignity; in a mean equally remov'd from the sourness, of forwardness, by which

age is unpleasingly characteriz' d, and from that childish silly dotage that so often disgraces it, and which he

himself used to turn into ridicule, and compare to an old goat affecting the frisk of a young kid.

In short, everything that is generally unamiable in his season of life was, in him, repair'd by so many

advantages, that he existed a proof, manifest at least to me, that it is not out of the power of age to please, if it

lays out to please, and if, making just allowances, those in that class do not forget that it must cost them more

pains and attention than what youth, the natural springtime of joy, stands in need of: as fruits out of season

With this gentleman then, who took me home soon after our acquaintance commenc'd, I lived near eight

months; in which time, my constant complaisance and docility, my attention to deserve his confidence and

love, and a conduct, in general, devoid of the least art and founded on my sincere regard and esteem for him,

won and attach'd him so firmly to me, that, after having generously trusted me with a genteel, independent

settlement, proceeding to heap marks of affection on me, he appointed me, by an authentick will, his sole

heiress and executrix: a disposition which he did not outlive two months, being taken from me by a violent

cold that he contracted as he unadvisedly ran to the window on an alarm of fire, at some streets distance, and

stood there nakedbreasted, and exposed to the fatal impressions of a damp nightair.

After acquitting myself of my duty towards my deceas'd benefactor, and paying him a tribute of unfeign'd

sorrow, which a little time chang'd into a most tender, grateful memory of him that I shall ever retain, I grew

somewhat comforted by the prospect that now open'd to me, if not of happiness at least of affluence and

I saw myself then in the full bloom and pride of youth (for I was not yet nineteen) actually at the head of so

large a fortune, as it would have been even the height of impudence in me to have raised my wishes, much

more my hopes, to; and that this unexpected elevation did not turn my head, I ow'd to the pains my benefactor

had taken to form and prepare me for it, as I ow'd his opinion of my management of the vast possessions he

left me, to what he had observ'd of the prudential economy I had learned under Mrs. Cole, of which the

But, alas! how easily is the enjoyment of the greatest sweets in life, in present possession, poisoned by the

regret of an absent one! but my regret was a mighty and just one, since it had my only truly beloved Charles

Given him up I had, indeed, compleatly, having never once heard from him since our separation; which, as I

found afterwards, had been my misfortune, and not his neglect, for he wrote me several letters which had all

miscarried; but forgotten him I never had. Amidst all my personal infidelities, not one had made a pin's point

As soon, however, as I was mistress of this unexpected fortune, I felt more than ever how dear he was to me,

from its insufficiency to make me happy, whilst he was not to share it with me. My earliest care,

consequently, was to endeavour at getting some account of him; but all my researches produc'd me no more

light than that his father had been dead for some time, not so well as even with the world; and that Charles

had reached his port of destination in the SouthSeas, where, finding the estate he was sent to recover

dwindled to a trifle, by the loss of two ships in which the bulk of his uncle's fortune lay, he was come away

with the small remainder, and might, perhaps, according to the best advice, in a few months return to

England, from whence he had, at the time of this my inquiry, been absent two years and seven months. A

You cannot conceive with what joy I embraced the hopes thus given me of seeing the delight of my heart

again. But, as the term of months was assigned it, in order to divert and amuse my impatience for his return,

after settling my affairs with much ease and security, I set out on a journey for Lancashire, with an equipage

suitable to my fortune, and with a design purely to revisit my place of nativity, for which I could not help

retaining a great tenderness; and might naturally not be sorry to shew myself there, to the advantage I was

now in pass to do, after the report Esther Davis had spread of my being spirited away to the plantations; for

on no other supposition could she account for the suppression of myself to her, since her leaving me so

abruptly at the inn. Another favourite intention I had, to look out for my relations, though I had none besides

distant ones, and prove a benefactress to them. Then Mrs. Cole's place of retirement lying in my way, was not

I had taken nobody with me but a discreet decent woman, to figure it as my companion, besides my servants,

and was scarce got into an inn, about twenty miles from London, where I was to sup and pass the night, when

such a storm of wind and rain sprang up as made me congratulate myself on having got under shelter before it

This had continu'd a good half hour, when bethinking me of some directions to be given to the coachman, I

sent for him, and not caring that his shoes should soil the very clean parlour, in which the cloth was laid, I

stept into the hallkitchen, where he was, and where, whilst I was talking to him, I slantingly observ'd two

horsemen driven in by the weather, and both wringing wet; one of whom was asking if they could not be

assisted with a change, while their clothes were dried. But, heavens! who can express what I felt at the sound

of a voice, ever present to my heart, and that is now rebounded at! or when pointing my eyes towards the

person it came from, they confirm'd its information, in spite of so long an absence, and of a dress one would

have imagin'd studied for a disguise: a horseman's great coat, with a standup cape, and his hat flapp'd . . .

but what could escape the piercing alertness of a sense surely guided by love? A transport then like mine was

above all consideration, or schemes of surprize; and I, that instant, with the rapidity of the emotions that I felt

the spur of, shot into his arms, crying out, as I threw mine round his neck: "My life! . . . my soul! . . . my

Charles! . . ." and without further power of speech, swoon'd away, under the pressing agitations of joy and

Recover'd out of my entrancement, I found myself in my charmer's arms, but in the parlour, surrounded by a

crowd which this event had gather'd round us, and which immediately, on a signal from the discreet landlady,

who currently took him for my husband, clear'd the room, and desirably left us alone to the raptures of this

reunion; my joy at which had like to have prov'd, at the expense of my life, power superior to that of grief at

The first object then, that my eyes open'd on, was their supreme idol, and my supreme wish Charles, on one

knee, holding me fast by the hand and gazing on me with a transport of fondness. Observing my recovery, he

attempted to speak, and give vent to his patience of hearing my voice again, to satisfy him once more that it

was me; but the mightiness and suddenness of the surprize, continuing to stun him, choked his utterance: he

could only stammer out a few broken, half formed, faltering accents, which my ears greedily drinking in,

spelt, and put together, so as to make out their sense; "After so long! . . . so cruel . . . an absence! . . . my

dearest Fanny! . . . can it? . . . can it be you? . . ." stifling me at the same time with kisses, that, stopping my

mouth, at once prevented the answer that he panted for, and increas'd the delicious disorder in which all my

senses were rapturously lost. Amidst however, this crowd of ideas, and all blissful ones, there obtruded only

one cruel doubt, that poison'd nearly all the transcendent happiness: and what was it, but my dread of its

being too excessive to be real? I trembled now with the fear of its being no more than a dream, and of my

waking out of it into the horrors of finding it one. Under this fond apprehension, imagining I could not make

too much of the present prodigious joy, before it should vanish and leave me in the desert again, nor verify its

reality too strongly, I clung to him, I clasp'd him, as if to hinder him from escaping me again: "Where have

you been? . . . how could you . . . could you leave me? . . . Say you are still mine . . . that you still love me . . .

and thus! thus!" (kissing him as if I would consolidate lips with him!) "I forgive you . . . forgive my hard

All these interjections breaking from me, in that wildness of expression that justly passes for eloquence in

love, drew from him all the returns my fond heart could wish or require. Our caresses, our questions, our

answers, for some time observ'd no order; all crossing, or interrupting one another in sweet confusion, whilst

we exchang'd hearts at our eyes, and renew'd the ratifications of a love unbated by time or absence: not a

breath, not a motion, not a gesture on either side, but what was strongly impressed with it. Our hands, lock'd

in each other, repeated the most passionate squeezes, so that their fiery thrill went to the heart again.

Thus absorbed, and concentre'd in this unutterable delight, I had not attended to the sweet author of it, being

thoroughly wet, and in danger of catching cold; when, in good time, the landlady, whom the appearance of

my equipage (which, bythebye, Charles knew nothing of) had gain'd me an interest in, for me and mine,

interrupted us by bringing in a decent shift of linen and cloaths, which now, somewhat recover'd into a calmer

composure by the coming in of a third person, I prest him to take the benefit of, with a tender concern and

The landlady leaving us again, he proceeded to shift; in the act of which, tho' he proceeded with all that

modesty which became these first solemner instants of our remeeting after so long an absence, I could not

contain certain snatches of my eyes, lured by the dazzling discoveries of his naked skin, that escaped him as

he chang'd his linen, and which I could not observe the unfaded life and complexion of without emotions of

tenderness and joy, that had himself too purely for their object to partake of a loose or mistim'd desire.

He was soon drest in these temporary cloaths, which neither fitted him now became the light my passion

plac'd him in, to me at least; yet, as they were on him, they look'd extremely well, in virtue of that magic

charm which love put into everything that he touch'd, or had relation to him: and where, indeed, was that

dress that a figure like this would not give grace to? For now, as I ey'd him more in detail, I could not but

observe the even favourable alteration which the time of his absence had produced in his person.

There were still the requisite lineaments, still the same vivid vermilion and bloom reigning in his face: but

now the roses were more fully blown; the tan of his travels, and a beard somewhat more distinguishable, had,

at the expense of no more delicacy than what he could well spare, given it an air of becoming manliness and

maturity, that symmetriz'd nobly with that air of distinction and empire with which nature had stamp'd it, in a

rare mixture with the sweetness of it; still nothing had he lost of that smooth plumpness of flesh, which,

glowing with freshness, blooms florid to the eye, and delicious to the touch; then his shoulders were grown

more square, his shape more form'd, more portly, but still free and airy. In short, his figure show'd riper,

greater, and perfecter to the experienced eye than in his tender youth; and now he was not much more than

In this interval, however, I pick'd out of the broken, often pleasingly interrupted account of himself, that he

was, at that instant, actually on his road to London, in not a very paramount plight or condition, having been

wreck'd on the Irish coast for which he had prematurely embark'd, and lost the little all he had brought with

him from the South Seas; so that he had not till after great shifts and hardships, in the company of his

fellowtraveller, the captain, got so far on his journey; that so it was (having heard of his father's death and

circumstances) he had now the world to begin again, on a new account: a situation which he assur'd me, in a

vein of sincerity that, flowing from his heart, penetrated mine, gave him to farther pain, than that he had it not

in his power to make me as happy as he could wish. My fortune, you will please to observe, I had not enter'd

upon any overture of, reserving to feast myself with the surprize of it to him, in calmer instants. And, as to

my dress, it could give him no idea of the truth, not only as it was mourning, but likewise in a style of

plainness and simplicity that I had ever kept to with studied art. He press'd me indeed tenderly to satisfy his

ardent curiosity, both with regard to my past and present state of life since his being torn away from me: but I

had the address to elude his questions by answers that, shewing his satisfaction at no great distance, won

upon him to waive his impatience, in favour of the thorough confidence he had in my not delaying it, but for

Charles, however, thus returned to my longing arms, tender, faithful, and in health, was already a blessing too

mighty for my conception: but Charles in distress! . . . Charles reduc'd, and broken down to his naked

personal merit, was such a circumstance, in favour of the sentiments I had for him, as exceeded my utmost

desires; and accordingly I seemed so visibly charm'd, so out of time and measure pleas'd at his mention of his

ruin'd fortune, that he could account for it no way, but that the joy of seeing him again had swallow' d up

In the mean time, my woman had taken all possible care of Charles's travelling companion; and as supper

was coming in, he was introduc'd to me, when I receiv'd him as became my regard for all of Charles's

We four then supp'd together, in the style of joy, congratulation, and pleasing disorder that you may guess.

For my part, though all these agitations had left me not the least stomach but for that uncloying feast, the

sight of my ador'd youth, I endeavour'd to force it, by way of example for him, who I conjectur'd must want

such a recruit after riding; and, indeed, he ate like a traveller, but gaz'd at, and addressed me all the time like a

After the cloth was taken away, and the hour of repose came on, Charles and I were, without further

ceremony, in quality of man and wife, shewn up together to a very handsome apartment, and, all in course,

And here, Decency, forgive me! if once more I violate thy laws and keeping the curtains undrawn, sacrifice

thee for the last time to that confidence, without reserve, with which I engaged to recount to you the most

As soon, then, as we were in the room together, left to ourselves, the sight of the bed starting the

remembrance of our first joys, and the thought of my being instantly to share it with the dear possessor of my

virgin heart, mov'd me so strongly, that it was well I lean'd upon him, or I must have fainted again under the

overpowering sweet alarm. Charles saw into my confusion, and forgot his own, that was scarce less, to apply

But now the true refining passion had regain'd thorough possession of me, with all its train of symptoms: a

sweet sensibility, a tender timidity, lovesick yearnings temper'd with diffidence and modesty, all held me in

a subjection of soul, incomparably dearer to me than the liberty of heart which I had been long, too long! the

mistress of, in the course of those grosser gallantries, the consciousness of which now made me sigh with a

virtuous confusion and regret. No real virgin, in view of the nuptial bed, could give more bashful blushes to

unblemish'd innocence than I did to a sense of guilt; and indeed I lov'd Charles too truly not to feel severely

As I kept hesitating and disconcerted under this soft distraction, Charles, with a fond impatience, took the

pains to undress me; and all I can remember amidst the flutter and discomposure of my senses was some

flattering exclamations of joy and admiration, more specially at the feel of my breasts, now set at liberty form

my stays, and which panting and rising in tumultuous throbs, swell'd upon his dear touch, and gave it the

I was soon laid in bed, and scarce languish'd an instant for the darling partner of it, before he was undress'd

and got between the sheets, with his arms clasp'd round me, giving and taking, with gust inexpressible, a kiss

of welcome, that my heart rising to my lips stamp'd with its warmest impression, concurring to by bliss, with

that delicate and voluptuous emotion which Charles alone had the secret to excite, and which constitutes the

Meanwhile, two candles lighted on a sidetable near us, and a joyous woodfire, threw a light into the bed

that took from one sense, of great importance to our joys, all pretext for complaining of its being shut out of

its share of them; and indeed, the sight of my idolized youth was alone, from the ardour with which I had

But as action was now a necessity to desires so much on edge as ours, Charles, after a very short prelusive

dalliance, lifting up my linen and his own, laid the broad treasures of his manly chest close to my bosom,

both beating with the tenderest alarms: when now, the sense of his glowing body, in naked touch with mine,

took all power over my thoughts out of my own disposal, and deliver'd up every faculty of the soul to the

sensiblest of joys, that affecting me infinitely more with my distinction of the person than of the sex, now

brought my conscious heart deliciously into play: my heart, which eternally constant to Charles, had never

taken any part in my occasional sacrifices to the calls of constitution, complaisance, or interest. But ah! what

became of me, when as the powers of solid pleasure thickened upon me, I could not help feeling the stiff

stake that had been adorn'd with the trophies of my despoil'd virginity, bearing hard and inflexible against one

of my thighs, which I had not yet opened, from a true principle of modesty, reviv'd by a passion too sincere to

suffer any aiming at the false merit of difficulty, or my putting on an impertinent mock coyness.

I have, I believe, somewhere before remark'd, that the feel of that favourite piece of manhood has, in the very

nature of it, something inimitably pathetic. Nothing can be dearer to the touch, nor can affect it with a more

delicious sensation. Think then! as a love thinks, what must be the consummate transport of that quickest of

our senses, in their central seat too! when, after so long a deprival, it felt itself reinflam'd under the pressure

of that peculiar scepter member which commands us all: but especially my darling, elect from the face of

the whole earth. And now, at its mightiest point of stiffness, it felt to me something so subduing, so active, so

solid and agreeable, that I know not what name to give its singular impression: but the sentiment of

consciousness of its belonging to my supremely beloved youth, gave me so pleasing an agitation, and work'd

so strongly on my soul, that it sent all its sensitive spirits to that organ of bliss in me, dedicated to its

reception. There, concentreing to a point, like rays in a burning glass, they glow'd, they burnt with the

intensest heat; the springs of pleasure were, in short, wound up to such a pitch, I panted now, with so

exquisitely keen an appetite for the eminent enjoyment that I was even sick with desire, and unequal to

support the combination of two distinct ideas, that delightfully distracted me: for all the thought I was capable

of, was that I was now in touch, at once, with the instrument of pleasure, and the greatseal of love. Ideas

that, mingling streams, pour'd such an ocean of intoxicating bliss on a weak vessel, all too narrow to contain

it, that I lay overwhelm' d, absorbed, lost in an abyss of joy, and dying of nothing but immoderate delight.

Charles then rous'd me somewhat out of this extatic distraction with a complaint softly murmured, amidst a

crowd of kisses, at the position, not so favourable to his desires, in which I receiv'd his urgent insistance for

admission, where that insistance was alone so engrossing a pleasure that it made me inconsistently suffer a

much dearer one to be kept out; but how sweet to correct such a mistake! My thighs, now obedient ot the

intimations of love and nature, gladly disclose, and with a ready submission, resign up the soft gateway to the

entrance of pleasure: I see, I feel the delicious velvet tip! . . . he enters me might and main, with . . . oh! my

pen drops from me here in the extasy now present to my faithful memory! Description too deserts me, and

delivers over a task, above its strength of wing, to the imagination: but it must be an imagination exalted by

such a flame as mine that can do justice to that sweetest, noblest of all sensations, that hailed and

accompany'd the stiff insinuation all the way up, till it was at the end of its penetration, sending up, through

my eyes, the sparks of the lovefire that ran all over me and blaz'd in every vein and every pore of me: a

I had now totally taken in love's true arrow from the point up to the feather, in that part, where making now

new wound, the lips of the original one of nature, which had owed its first breathing to this dear instrument,

clung, as if sensible of gratitude, in eager suction round it, whilst all its inwards embrac'd it tenderly with a

warmth of gust, a compressive energy, that gave it, in its way, the heartiest welcome in nature; every fibre

there gathering tight round it, and straining ambitiously to come in for its share of the blissful touch.

As we were giving them a few moments of pause to the delectation of the senses, in dwelling with the highest

relish on this intimatest point of reunion, and chewing the cud of enjoyment, the impatience natural to the

pleasure soon drove us into action. Then began the driving tumult on his side, and the responsive heaves on

mine, which kept me up to him; whilst, as our joys grew too great for utterance, the organs of our voices,

voluptuously intermixing, became organs of the touch . . . and oh, that touch! how delicious! . . . how

poignantly luscious! . . . And now! now I felt to the heart of me! I felt the prodigious keen edge with which

love, presiding over this act, points the pleasure: love! that may be styled the Attic salt of enjoyment; and

indeed, without it, the joy, great as it is, is still a vulgar one, whether in a king or a beggar; for it is,

Thus happy, then, by the heart, happy by the senses, it was beyond all power, even of thought, to form the

conception of a greater delight than what I was now consummating the fruition of.

Charles, whose whole frame was convulsed with the agitation of his rapture, whilst the tenderest fires

trembled in his eyes, all assured me of a prefect concord of joy, penetrated me so profoundly, touch'd me so

vitally, took me so much out of my own possession, whilst he seem'd himself so much in mine, that in a

delicious enthusiasm, I imagin'd such a transfusion of heart and spirit, as that coalescing, and making one

But all this pleasure tending, like life from its first instants, towards its own dissolution, liv'd too fast not to

bring on upon the spur its delicious moment of mortality; for presently the approach of the tender agony

discover'd itself by its usual signals, that were quickly follow'd by my dear love's emanation of himself that

spun our, and shot, feelingly indeed! up the ravish'd indraught: where the sweetly soothing balmy titillation

opened all the juices of joy on my side, which extatically in flow, help'd to allay the prurient glow, and

drown'd our pleasure for a while. Soon, however, to be on float again! For Charles, true to nature's laws, in

one breath expiring and ejaculating, languish'd not long in the dissolving trance, but recovering spirit again,

soon gave me to feel that the truemettle springs of his instrument of pleasure were, by love, and perhaps by

a long vacation, wound up too high to be let down by a single explosion: his stiffness still stood my friend.

Resuming then the action afresh, without dislodging, or giving me the trouble of parting from my sweet

tenant, we play'd over again the same opera, with the same delightful harmony and concert: our ardours, like

our love, knew no remission; and, all as the tide serv'd my lover, lavish of his stores, and pleasure milked,

overflowed me once more from the fulness of his oval reservoirs of the genial emulsion: whilst, on my side,

a convulsive grasp, in the instant of my giving down the liquid contribution, render' d me sweetly subservient

at once to the increase of his joy, and of its effusions: moving me so, as to make me exert all those springs of

the compressive exsuction with which the sensitive mechanism of that part thirstily draws and drains the

nipple of Love; with much such an instinctive eagerness and attachment as, to compare great with less, kind

nature engages infants at the breast by the pleasure they find in the motion of their little mouths and cheeks,

But still there was no end of his vigour: this double discharge had so far from extinguish'd his desires, for that

time, that it had not even calm'd them; and at his age, desires are power. He was proceeding then amazingly

to push it to a third triumph, still without uncasing, if a tenderness, natural to true love, had not inspir'd me

with selfdenial enough to spare, and not overstrain him: and accordingly, entreating him to give himself and

me quarter, I obtain'd, at length, a short suspension of arms, but not before he had exultingly satisfy'd me that

The remainder of the night, with what we borrow'd upon the day, we employ'd with unweary'd fervour in

celebrating thus the festival of our remeeting; and got up pretty late in the morning, gay, brisk and alert,

though rest had been a stranger to us: but the pleasures of love had been to us, what the joy of victory is to an

The journey into the country being now entirely out of the question, and orders having been given overnight

for turning the horses' heads towards London, we left the inn as soon as we had breakfasted, not without a

liberal distribution of the tokens of my grateful sense of the happiness I had met with in it.

Charles and I were in my coach; the captain and my companion in a chaise hir'd purposely for them, to leave

Here, on the road, as the tumult of my senses was tolerably compos'd, I had command enough to head to

break properly to him the course of life that the consequence of my separation from him had driven me into:

which, at the same time that he tenderly deplor'd with me, he was the less shocked at; as, on reflecting how he

But when I opened the state of my fortune to him, and with that sincerity which, from me to him, was so

much a nature in me, I begg'd of him his acceptance of it, on his own terms. I should appear to you perhaps

too partial to my passion, were I to attempt the doing his delicacy justice. I shall content myself then with

assuring you, that after his flatly refusing the unreserv'd, unconditional donation that I long persecuted him in

vain to accept, it was at length, in obedience to his serious commands (for I stood out unaffectedly, till he

exerted the sovereign authority which love had given him over me), that I yielded my consent to waive the

remonstrance I did not fail of making strongly to him, against his degrading himself, and incurring the

reflection, however unjust, of having, for respects of fortune, barter'd his honour for infamy and prostitution,

in making one his wife, who thought herself too much honour'd in being but his mistress.

The plea of love then overruling all objections, Charles, entirely won with the merit of my sentiments for

him, which he could not but read the sincerity of in a heart ever open to him, oblig'd me to receive his hand,

by which means I was in pass, among other innumerable blessings, to bestow a legal parentage on those fine

Thus at length, I got snug into port, where, in the bosom of virtue, I gather'd the only uncorrupt sweets:

where, looking back on the course of vice I had run, and comparing its infamous blandishments with the

infinitely superior joys of innocence, I could not help pitying, even in point of taste, those who, immers'd in

gross sensuality, are insensible to the so delicate charms of VIRTUE, than which even PLEASURE has not a

greater friend, nor than VICE a greater enemy. Thus temperance makes men lords over those pleasures that

intemperance enslaves them to: the one, parent of health, vigour, fertility, cheerfulness, and every other

desirable good of life; the other, of diseases, debility, barrenness, selfloathing, with only every evil incident

You laugh, perhaps, at this tailpiece of morality, extracted from me by the force of truth, resulting from

compar' d experiences: you think it, no doubt, out of place, out of character; possibly too you may look on it

as the paltry finesse of one who seeks to mask a devotee to Vice under a rag of a veil, impudently smuggled

from the shrine of Virtue: just as if one was to fancy one's self compleatly disguised at a masquerade, with no

other change of dress than turning one's shoes into slippers; or, as if a writer should think to shield a

treasonable libel, by concluding it with a formal prayer for the King. But, independent of my flattering myself

that you have a juster opinion of my sense and sincerity, give me leave to represent to you, that such a

supposition is even more injurious to Virtue than to me: since, consistently with candour and goodnature, it

can have no foundation but in the falsest of fears, that its pleasures cannot stand in comparison with those of

Vice; but let truth dare to hold it up in its most alluring light: then mark, how spurious, how low of taste, how

comparatively inferior its joys are to those which Virtue gives sanction to, and whose sentiments are not

above making even a sauce for the senses, but a sauce of the highest relish; whilst Vices are the harpies that

infect and foul the feast. The paths of Vice are sometimes strew'd with roses, but then they are for ever

infamous for many a thorn, for many a cankerworm: those of Virtue are strew'd with roses purely, and those

If you do me then justice, you will esteem me perfectly consistent in the incense I burn to Virtue. If I have

painted Vice in all its gayest colours, if I have deck'd it with flowers, it has been solely in order to make the

You know Mr. C*** O***, you know his estate, his worth, and good sense: can you, will you pronounce it ill

meant, at least of him, when anxious for his son's morals, with a view to form him to virtue, and inspire him

with a fix'd, a rational contempt for vice, he condescended to be his master of the ceremonies, and led him by

the hand thro' the most noted bawdyhouses in town, where he took care he should be familiarized with all

those scenes of debauchery, so fit to nauseate a good taste? The experiment, you will cry, is dangerous. True,

I shall see you soon, and in the mean time think candidly of me, and believe me ever,