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Table of Contents
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Rudyard Kipling......................................................................................................................................1
Chapter I ..................................................................................................................................................1
Chapter 2 ................................................................................................................................................17
Chapter 3 ................................................................................................................................................28
Chapter 4 ................................................................................................................................................39
Chapter 5 ...............................................................................................................................................51
Chapter 6 ..............................................................................................................................................63
Chapter 7 ...............................................................................................................................................75
Chapter 8 ................................................................................................................................................85
Chapter 9 ................................................................................................................................................95
Chapter 10 ............................................................................................................................................108
Chapter 11 ............................................................................................................................................118
Chapter 12 ...........................................................................................................................................132
Chapter 13 ............................................................................................................................................146
Chapter 14 ............................................................................................................................................159
Chapter 15 ............................................................................................................................................169
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Kim
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Chapter I
Chapter II
Chapter III
Chapter IV
Chapter V
Chapter VI
Chapter VII
Chapter VIII
Chapter IX
Chapter X
Chapter XI
Chapter XII
Chapter XIII
Chapter XIV
Chapter XV
Chapter I
O ye who tread the Narrow Way
By Tophetflare to judgment Day,
Be gentle when 'the heathen' pray
To Buddha at Kamakura!
Buddha at Kamakura.
He sat, in defiance of municipal orders, astride the gun Zam Zammah on her brick platform opposite the old
AjaibGher the Wonder House, as the natives call the Lahore Museum. Who hold ZamZammah, that
'firebreathing dragon', hold the Punjab, for the great greenbronze piece is always first of the conqueror's
loot.
There was some justification for Kim he had kicked Lala Dinanath's boy off the trunnions since the
English held the Punjab and Kim was English. Though he was burned black as any native; though he spoke
the vernacular by preference, and his mothertongue in a clipped uncertain singsong; though he consorted
on terms of perfect equality with the small boys of the bazar; Kim was white a poor white of the very
poorest. The halfcaste woman who looked after him (she smoked opium, and pretended to keep a
secondhand furniture shop by the square where the cheap cabs wait) told the missionaries that she was
Kim's mother's sister; but his mother had been nursemaid in a Colonel's family and had married Kimball
O'Hara, a young colour sergeant of the Mavericks, an Irish regiment. He afterwards took a post on the Sind,
Punjab, and Delhi Railway, and his Regiment went home without him. The wife died of cholera in
Ferozepore, and O'Hara fell to drink and loafing up and down the line with the keeneyed threeyearold
baby. Societies and chaplains, anxious for the child, tried to catch him, but O'Hara drifted away, till he came
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across the woman who took opium and learned the taste from her, and died as poor whites die in India. His
estate at death consisted of three papers one he called his 'ne varietur' because those words were written
below his signature thereon, and another his 'clearancecertificate'. The third was Kim's birthcertificate.
Those things, he was used to say, in his glorious opiumhours, would yet make little Kimball a man. On no
account was Kim to part with them, for they belonged to a great piece of magic such magic as men
practised over yonder behind the Museum, in the big blueandwhite JadooGher the Magic House, as we
name the Masonic Lodge. It would, he said, all come right some day, and Kim's horn would be exalted
between pillars monstrous pillars of beauty and strength. The Colonel himself, riding on a horse, at the
head of the finest Regiment in the world, would attend to Kim little Kim that should have been better off
than his father. Nine hundred firstclass devils, whose God was a Red Bull on a green field, would attend to
Kim, if they had not forgotten O'Hara poor O'Hara that was gang foreman on the Ferozepore line. Then he
would weep bitterly in the broken rush chair on the veranda. So it came about after his death that the woman
sewed parchment, paper, and birth certificate into a leather amuletcase which she strung round Kim's neck.
'And some day,' she said, confusedly remembering O'Hara's prophecies, 'there will come for you a great Red
Bull on a green field, and the Colonel riding on his tall horse, yes, and' dropping into English 'nine hundred
devils.'
'Ah,' said Kim, 'I shall remember. A Red Bull and a Colonel on a horse will come, but first, my father said,
will come the two men making ready the ground for these matters. That is how my father said they always
did; and it is always so when men work magic.'
If the woman had sent Kim up to the local JadooGher with those papers, he would, of course, have been
taken over by the Provincial Lodge, and sent to the Masonic Orphanage in the Hills; but what she had heard
of magic she distrusted. Kim, too, held views of his own. As he reached the years of indiscretion, he learned
to avoid missionaries and white men of serious aspect who asked who he was, and what he did. For Kim did
nothing with an immense success. True, he knew the wonderful walled city of Lahore from the Delhi Gate to
the outer Fort Ditch; was hand in glove with men who led lives stranger than anything Haroun al Raschid
dreamed of; and he lived in a life wild as that of the Arabian Nights, but missionaries and secretaries of
charitable societies could not see the beauty of it. His nickname through the wards was 'Little Friend of all the
World'; and very often, being lithe and inconspicuous, he executed commissions by night on the crowded
housetops for sleek and shiny young men of fashion. It was intrigue, of course he knew that much, as he
had known all evil since he could speak, but what he loved was the game for its own sake the stealthy
prowl through the dark gullies and lanes, the crawl up a waterpipe, the sights and sounds of the women's
world on the flat roofs, and the headlong flight from housetop to housetop under cover of the hot dark. Then
there were holy men, ashsmeared fakirs by their brick shrines under the trees at the riverside, with whom he
was quite familiar greeting them as they returned from beggingtours, and, when no one was by, eating
from the same dish. The woman who looked after him insisted with tears that he should wear European
clothes trousers, a shirt and a battered hat. Kim found it easier to slip into Hindu or Mohammedan garb
when engaged on certain businesses. One of the young men of fashion he who was found dead at the
bottom of a well on the night of the earthquake had once given him a complete suit of Hindu kit, the costume
of a lowcaste street boy, and Kim stored it in a secret place under some baulks in Nila Ram's timberyard,
beyond the Punjab High Court, where the fragrant deodar logs lie seasoning after they have driven down the
Ravi. When there was business or frolic afoot, Kim would use his properties, returning at dawn to the
veranda, all tired out from shouting at the heels of a marriage procession, or yelling at a Hindu festival.
Sometimes there was food in the house, more often there was not, and then Kim went out again to eat with
his native friends.
As he drummed his heels against ZamZammah he turned now and again from his kingofthecastle game
with little Chota Lal and Abdullah the sweetmeatseller's son, to make a rude remark to the native policeman
on guard over rows of shoes at the Museum door. The big Punjabi grinned tolerantly: he knew Kim of old. So
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did the watercarrier, sluicing water on the dry road from his goat skin bag. So did Jawahir Singh, the
Museum carpenter, bent over new packingcases. So did everybody in sight except the peasants from the
country, hurrying up to the Wonder House to view the things that men made in their own province and
elsewhere. The Museum was given up to Indian arts and manufactures, and anybody who sought wisdom
could ask the Curator to explain.
'Off ! Off ! Let me up!' cried Abdullah, climbing up ZamZammah's wheel.
'Thy father was a pastrycook, Thy mother stole the ghi" sang Kim. 'All Mussalmans fell off ZamZammah
long ago!'
'Let me up!' shrilled little Chota Lal in his giltembroidered cap. His father was worth perhaps half a million
sterling, but India is the only democratic land in the world.
'The Hindus fell off ZamZammah too. The Mussalmans pushed them off. Thy father was a pastrycook '
He stopped; for there shuffled round the corner, from the roaring Motee Bazar, such a man as Kim, who
thought he knew all castes, had never seen. He was nearly six feet high, dressed in fold upon fold of dingy
stuff like horseblanketing, and not one fold of it could Kim refer to any known trade or profession. At his
belt hung a long openwork iron pencase and a wooden rosary such as holy men wear. On his head was a
gigantic sort of tamo'shanter. His face was yellow and wrinkled, like that of Fook Shing, the Chinese
bootmaker in the bazar. His eyes turned up at the corners and looked like little slits of onyx.
'Who is that?' said Kim to his companions.
'Perhaps it is a man,' said Abdullah, finger in mouth, staring.
'Without doubt.' returned Kim; 'but he is no man of India that I have ever seen.'
'A priest, perhaps,' said Chota Lal, spying the rosary. 'See! He goes into the Wonder House!'
'Nay, nay,' said the policeman, shaking his head. 'I do not understand your talk.' The constable spoke Punjabi.
'O Friend of all the World, what does he say?'
'Send him hither,' said Kim, dropping from ZamZammah, flourishing his bare heels. 'He is a foreigner, and
thou art a buffalo.'
The man turned helplessly and drifted towards the boys. He was old, and his woollen gaberdine still reeked of
the stinking artemisia of the mountain passes.
'O Children, what is that big house?' he said in very fair Urdu.
'The AjaibGher, the Wonder House!' Kim gave him no title such as Lala or Mian. He could not divine the
man's creed.
'Ah! The Wonder House! Can any enter?'
'It is written above the door all can enter.'
'Without payment?'
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'I go in and out. I am no banker,' laughed Kim.
'Alas! I am an old man. I did not know.' Then, fingering his rosary, he half turned to the Museum.
'What is your caste? Where is your house? Have you come far?' Kim asked.
'I came by Kulu from beyond the Kailas but what know you? >From the Hills where' he sighed 'the
air and water are fresh and cool.'
'Aha! Khitai [a Chinaman],' said Abdullah proudly. Fook Shing had once chased him out of his shop for
spitting at the joss above the boots.
'Pahari [a hillman],' said little Chota Lal.
'Aye, child a hillman from hills thou'lt never see. Didst hear of Bhotiyal [Tibet]? I am no Khitai, but a
Bhotiya [Tibetan], since you must know a lama or, say, a guru in your tongue.'
'A guru from Tibet,' said Kim. 'I have not seen such a man. They be Hindus in Tibet, then?'
'We be followers of the Middle Way, living in peace in our lamasseries, and I go to see the Four Holy Places
before I die. Now do you, who are children, know as much as I do who am old.' He smiled benignantly on the
boys.
'Hast thou eaten?'
He fumbled in his bosom and drew forth a worn, wooden begging bowl. The boys nodded. All priests of
their acquaintance begged.
'I do not wish to eat yet.' He turned his head like an. old tortoise in the sunlight. 'Is it true that there are many
images in the Wonder House of Lahore?' He repeated the last words as one making sure of an address.
'That is true,' said Abdullah. 'It is full of heathen buts. Thou also art an idolater.'
'Never mind him,' said. Kim. 'That is the Government's house and there is no idolatry in it, but only a Sahib
with a white beard. Come with me and I will show.'
'Strange priests eat boys,' whispered Chota Lal.
'And he is a stranger and a butparast [idolater],' said Abdullah, the Mohammedan.
Kim laughed. 'He is new. Run to your mothers' laps, and be safe. Come!'
Kim clicked round the selfregistering turnstile; the old man followed and halted amazed. In the
entrancehall stood the larger figures of the GrecoBuddhist sculptures done, savants know how long since,
by forgotten workmen whose hands were feeling, and not unskilfully, for the mysteriously transmitted
Grecian touch. There were hundreds of pieces, friezes of figures in relief, fragments of statues and slabs
crowded with figures that had encrusted the brick walls of the Buddhist stupas and viharas of the North
Country and now, dug up and labelled, made the pride of the Museum. In openmouthed wonder the lama
turned to this and that, and finally checked in rapt attention before a large alto relief representing a
coronation or apotheosis of the Lord Buddha. The Master was represented seated on a lotus the petals of
which were so deeply undercut as to show almost detached. Round Him was an adoring hierarchy of kings,
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elders, and oldtime Buddhas. Below were lotuscovered waters with fishes and water birds. Two
butterflywinged dewas held a wreath over His head; above them another pair supported an umbrella
surmounted by the jewelled headdress of the Bodhisat.
'The Lord! The Lord! It is Sakya Muni himself,' the lama half sobbed; and under his breath began the
wonderful Buddhist invocation:
To Him the Way, the Law, apart, Whom Maya held beneath her heart, Ananda's Lord, the Bodhisat.
'And He is here! The Most Excellent Law is here also. My pilgrimage is well begun. And what work! What
work!'
'Yonder is the Sahib.' said Kim, and dodged sideways among the cases of the arts and manufacturers wing. A
whitebearded Englishman was looking at the lama, who gravely turned and saluted him and after some
fumbling drew forth a notebook and a scrap of paper.
'Yes, that is my name,' smiling at the clumsy, childish print.
'One of us who had made pilgrimage to the Holy Places he is now Abbot of the LungCho Monastery
gave it me,' stammered the lama. 'He spoke of these.' His lean hand moved tremulously round.
'Welcome, then, O lama from Tibet. Here be the images, and I am here' he glanced at the lama's face 'to
gather knowledge. Come to my office awhile.' The old man was trembling with excitement.
The office was but a little wooden cubicle partitioned off from the sculpturelined gallery. Kim laid himself
down, his ear against a crack in the heatsplit cedar door, and, following his instinct, stretched out to listen
and watch.
Most of the talk was altogether above his head. The lama, haltingly at first, spoke to the Curator of his own
lamassery, the Suchzen, opposite the Painted Rocks, four months' march away. The Curator brought out a
huge book of photos and showed him that very place, perched on its crag, overlooking the gigantic valley of
manyhued strata.
'Ay, ay!' The lama mounted a pair of hornrimmed spectacles of Chinese work. 'Here is the little door
through which we bring wood before winter. And thou the English know of these things? He who is now
Abbot of LungCho told me, but I did not believe. The Lord the Excellent One He has honour here too?
And His life is known?'
'It is all carven upon the stones. Come and see, if thou art rested.'
Out shuffled the lama to the main hall, and, the Curator beside him, went through the collection with the
reverence of a devotee and the appreciative instinct of a craftsman.
Incident by incident in the beautiful story he identified on the blurred stone, puzzled here and there by the
unfamiliar Greek convention, but delighted as a child at each new trove. Where the sequence failed, as in the
Annunciation, the Curator supplied it from his mound of books French and German, with photographs and
reproductions.
Here was the devout Asita, the pendant of Simeon in the Christian story, holding the Holy Child on his knee
while mother and father listened; and here were incidents in the legend of the cousin Devadatta. Here was the
wicked woman who accused the Master of impurity, all confounded; here was the teaching in the Deerpark;
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the miracle that stunned the fireworshippers; here was the Bodhisat in royal state as a prince; the miraculous
birth; the death at Kusinagara, where the weak disciple fainted; while there were almost countless repetitions
of the meditation under the Bodhi tree; and the adoration of the almsbowl was everywhere. In a few minutes
the Curator saw that his guest was no mere bead telling mendicant, but a scholar of parts. And they went at
it all over again, the lama taking snuff, wiping his spectacles, and talking at railway speed in a bewildering
mixture of Urdu and Tibetan. He had heard of the travels of the Chinese pilgrims, Fu Hiouen and
HwenTsiang, and was anxious to know if there was any translation of their record. He drew in his breath as
he turned helplessly over the pages of Beal and Stanislas Julien. "Tis all here. A treasure locked.' Then he
composed himself reverently to listen to fragments hastily rendered into Urdu. For the first time he heard of
the labours of European scholars, who by the help of these and a hundred other documents have identified the
Holy Places of Buddhism. Then he was shown a mighty map, spotted and traced with yellow. The brown
finger followed the Curator's pencil from point to point. Here was Kapilavastu, here the Middle Kingdom,
and here Mahabodhi, the Mecca of Buddhism; and here was Kusinagara, sad place of the Holy One's death.
The old man bowed his head over the sheets in silence for a while, and the Curator lit another pipe. Kim had
fallen asleep. When he waked, the talk, still in spate, was more within his comprehension.
'And thus it was, O Fountain of Wisdom, that I decided to go to the Holy Places which His foot had trod to
the Birthplace, even to Kapila; then to Mahabodhi, which is Buddh Gaya to the Monastery to the
Deerpark to the place of His death.'
The lama lowered his voice. 'And I come here alone. For five seven eighteen forty years it was in my
mind that the Old Law was not well followed; being overlaid, as thou knowest, with devildom, charms, and
idolatry. Even as the child outside said but now. Ay, even as the child said, with butparasti.'
'So it comes with all faiths.'
'Thinkest thou? The books of my lamassery I read, and they were dried pith; and the later ritual with which
we of the Reformed Law have cumbered ourselves that, too, had no worth to these old eyes. Even the
followers of the Excellent One are at feud on feud with one another. It is all illusion. Ay, maya, illusion. But I
have another desire' the seamed yellow face drew within three inches of the Curator, and the long
forefingernail tapped on the table. 'Your scholars, by these books, have followed the Blessed Feet in all their
wanderings; but there are things which they have not sought out. I know nothing nothing do I know but I
go to free myself from the Wheel of Things by a broad and open road.' He smiled with most simple triumph.
'As a pilgrim to the Holy Places I acquire merit. But there is more. Listen to a true thing. When our gracious
Lord, being as yet a youth, sought a mate, men said, in His father's Court, that He was too tender for
marriage. Thou knobbiest?'
The Curator nodded, wondering what would come next. 'So they made the triple trial of strength against all
comers. And at the test of the Bow, our Lord first breaking that which they gave Him, called for such a bow
as none might bend. Thou knowest?'
'It is written. I have read.'
'And, overshooting all other marks, the arrow passed far and far beyond sight. At the last it fell; and, where it
touched earth, there broke out a stream which presently became a River, whose nature, by our Lord's
beneficence, and that merit He acquired ere He freed himself, is that whoso bathes in it washes away all taint
and speckle of sin.'
'So it is written,' said the Curator sadly.
The lama drew a long breath. "Where is that River? Fountain of Wisdom, where fell the arrow?"
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'Alas', my brother, I do not know,' said the Curator.
'Nay, if it please thee to forget the one thing only that thou hast not told me. Surely thou must know? See, I
am an old man! I ask with my head between thy feet, O Fountain of Wisdom. We know He drew the bow!
We know the arrow fell! We know the stream gushed! Where, then, is the River? My dream told me to find
it. So I came. I am here. But where is the River?'
'If I knew, think you I would not cry it aloud?'
'By it one attains freedom from the Wheel of Things,' the lama went on, unheeding. 'The River of the Arrow!
Think again! Some little stream, maybe dried in the heats? But the Holy One would never so cheat an old
man.'
'I do not know. I do not know.'
The lama brought his thousandwrinkled face once more a handsbreadth from the Englishman's. 'I see thou
dost not know. Not being of the Law, the matter is hid from thee.'
'Ay hidden hidden.'
'We are both bound, thou and I, my brother. But I' he rose with a sweep of the soft thick drapery 'I go to
cut myself free. Come also!'
'I am bound,' said the Curator. 'But whither goest thou?'
'First to Kashi [Benares]: where else? There I shall meet one of the pure faith in a Jain temple of that city. He
also is a Seeker in secret, and from him haply I may learn. Maybe he will go with me to Buddh Gaya. Thence
north and west to Kapilavastu, and there will I seek for the River. Nay, I will seek everywhere as I go for
the place is not known where the arrow fell.'
'And how wilt thou go? It is a far cry to Delhi, and farther to Benares.'
'By road and the trains. From Pathankot, having left the Hills, I came hither in a terain. It goes swiftly. At
first I was amazed to see those tall poles by the side of the road snatching up and snatching up their threads,'
he illustrated the stoop and whirl of a telegraphpole flashing past the train. 'But later, I was cramped and
desired to walk, as I am used.'
'And thou art sure of thy road?' said the Curator.
'Oh. for that one but asks a question and pays money, and the appointed persons despatch all to the appointed
place. That much I knew in my lamassery from sure report,' said the lama proudly.
'And when dost thou go?' The Curator smiled at the mixture of oldworld piety and modern progress that is
the note of India today.
'As soon as may be. I follow the places of His life till I come to the River of the Arrow. There is, moreover, a
written paper of the hours of the trains that go south.'
'And for food?' Lamas, as a rule, have good store of money somewhere about them, but the Curator wished to
make sure.
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'For the journey, I take up the Master's beggingbowl. Yes. Even as He went so go I, forsaking the ease of
my monastery. There was with me when I left the hills a chela [disciple] who begged for me as the Rule
demands, but halting in Kulu awhile a fever took him and he died. I have now no chela, but I will take the
alms bowl and thus enable the charitable to acquire merit.' He nodded his head valiantly. Learned doctors of
a lamassery do not beg, but the lama was an enthusiast in this quest.
'Be it so,' said the Curator, smiling. 'Suffer me now to acquire merit. We be craftsmen together, thou and I.
Here is a new book of white English paper: here be sharpened pencils two and three thick and thin, all good
for a scribe. Now lend me thy spectacles.'
The Curator looked through them. They were heavily scratched, but the power was almost exactly that of his
own pair, which he slid into the lama's hand, saying: 'Try these.'
'A feather! A very feather upon the face? The old man turned his head delightedly and wrinkled up his nose.
'How scarcely do I feel them! How clearly do I see!
'They be, bilaur crystal and will never scratch. May they help thee to thy River, for they are thine.'
'I will take them and the pencils and the white notebook,' said the lama, 'as a sign of friendship between
priest and priest and now ' He fumbled at his belt, detached the openwork iron pincers, and laid it on the
Curator's table. 'That is for a memory between thee and me my pencase. It is something old even as I am.'
It was a piece of ancient design, Chinese, of an iron that is not smelted these days; and the collector's heart in
the Curator's bosom had gone out to it from the first. For no persuasion would the lama resume his gift.
'When I return, having found the River, I will bring thee a written picture of the Padma Samthora such as I
used to make on silk at the lamassery. Yes and of the Wheel of Life,' he chuckled, 'for we be craftsmen
together, thou and I.'
The Curator would have detained him: they are few in the world who still have the secret of the conventional
brushpen Buddhist pictures which are, as it were, half written and half drawn. But the lama strode out, head
high in air, and pausing an instant before the great statue of a Bodhisat in meditation, brushed through the
turnstiles.
Kim followed like a shadow. What he had overheard excited him wildly. This man was entirely new to all his
experience, and he meant to investigate further, precisely as he would have investigated a new building or a
strange festival in Lahore city. The lama was his trove, and he purposed to take possession. Kim's mother had
been Irish too.
The old man halted by ZamZammah and looked round till his eye fell on Kim. The inspiration of his
pilgrimage had left him for awhile, and he felt old, forlorn, and very empty.
'Do not sit under that gun,' said the policeman loftily.
'Huh! Owl!' was Kim's retort on the lama's behalf 'Sit under that gun if it please thee. When didst thou steal
the milkwoman's slippers, Dunnoo?'
That was an utterly unfounded charge sprung on the spur of the moment, but it silenced Dunnoo, who knew
that Kim's clear yell could call up legions of bad bazar boys if need arose.
'And whom didst thou worship within?' said Kim affably, squatting in the shade beside the lama.
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'I worshipped none, child. I bowed before the Excellent Law.'
Kim accepted this new God without emotion. He knew already a few score.
'And what dost thou do?'
'I beg. I remember now it is long since I have eaten or drunk. What is the custom of charity in this town? In
silence, as we do of Tibet, or speaking aloud?'
'Those who beg in silence starve in silence,' said Kim, quoting a native proverb. The lama tried to rise, but
sank back again, sighing for his disciple, dead in faraway Kulu. Kim watched head to one side, considering
and interested.
'Give me the bowl. I know the people of this city all who are charitable. Give, and I will bring it back
filled.'
Simply as a child the old man handed him the bowl. [start here] 'Rest, thou. I know the people.'
He trotted off to the open shop of a kunjri, a lowcaste vegetableseller, which lay opposite the
belttramway line down the Motee Bazar. She knew Kim of old.
'Oho, hast thou turned yogi with thy beggingbowl?' she cried.
'Nay.' said Kim proudly. 'There is a new priest in the city a man such as I have never seen.'
'Old priest young tiger,' said the woman angrily. 'I am tired of new priests! They settle on our wares like
flies. Is the father of my son a well of charity to give to all who ask?'
'No,' said Kim. 'Thy man is rather yagi [badtempered] than yogi [a holy man]. But this priest is new. The
Sahib in the Wonder House has talked to him like a brother. O my mother, fill me this bowl. He waits.'
'That bowl indeed! That cowbellied basket! Thou hast as much grace as the holy bull of Shiv. He has taken
the best of a basket of onions already, this morn; and forsooth, I must fill thy bowl. He comes here again.'
The huge, mousecoloured Brahmini bull of the ward was shouldering his way through the manycoloured
crowd, a stolen plantain hanging out of his mouth. He headed straight for the shop, well knowing his
privileges as a sacred beast, lowered his head, and puffed heavily along the line of baskets ere making his
choice. Up flew Kim's hard little heel and caught him on his moist blue nose. He snorted indignantly, and
walked away across the tramrails, his hump quivering with rage.
'See! I have saved more than the bowl will cost thrice over. Now, mother, a little rice and some dried fish
atop yes, and some vegetable curry.'
A growl came out of the back of the shop, where a man lay.
'He drove away the bull,' said the woman in an undertone. 'It is good to give to the poor.' She took the bowl
and returned it full of hot rice.
'But my yogi is not a cow,' said Kim gravely, making a hole with his fingers in the top of the mound. 'A little
curry is good, and a fried cake, and a morsel of conserve would please him, I think.'
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'It is a hole as big as thy head,' said the woman fretfully. But she filled it, none the less, with good, steaming
vegetable curry, clapped a fried cake atop, and a morsel of clarified butter on the cake, dabbed a lump of sour
tamarind conserve at the side; and Kim looked at the load lovingly.
'That is good. When I am in the bazar the bull shall not come to this house. He is a bold beggarman.'
'And thou?' laughed the woman. 'But speak well of bulls. Hast thou not told me that some day a Red Bull will
come out of a field to help thee? Now hold all straight and ask for the holy man's blessing upon me. Perhaps,
too, he knows a cure for my daughter's sore eyes. Ask. him that also, O thou Little Friend of all the World.'
But Kim had danced off ere the end of the sentence, dodging pariah dogs and hungry acquaintances.
'Thus do we beg who know the way of it,' said he proudly to the lama, who opened his eyes at the contents of
the bowl. 'Eat now and I will eat with thee. Ohe, bhisti!' he called to the water carrier, sluicing the crotons
by the Museum. 'Give water here. We men are thirsty.'
'We men!' said the bhisti, laughing. 'Is one skinful enough for such a pair? Drink, then, in the name of the
Compassionate.'
He loosed a thin stream into Kim's hands, who drank nativefasion; but the lama must needs pull out a cup
from his inexhaustible upper draperies and drink ceremonially.
'Pardesi [a foreigner],' Kim explained, as the old man delivered in an unknown tongue what was evidently a
blessing.
They ate together in great content, clearing the beggingbowl. Then the lama took snuff from a portentous
wooden snuffgourd, fingered his rosary awhile, and so dropped into the easy sleep of age, as the shadow of
ZamZammah grew long.
Kim loafed over to the nearest tobaccoseller, a rather lively young Mohammedan woman, and begged a
rank cigar of the brand that they sell to students of the Punjab University who copy English customs. Then he
smoked and thought, knees to chin, under the belly of the gun, and the outcome of his thoughts was a sudden
and stealthy departure in the direction of Nila Ram's timber yard.
The lama did not wake till the evening life of the city had begun with lamplighting and the return of
whiterobed clerks and subordinates from the Government offices. He stared dizzily in all directions, but
none looked at him save a Hindu urchin in a dirty turban and Isabellacoloured clothes. Suddenly he bowed
his head on his knees and wailed.
'What is this?' said the boy, standing before him. 'Hast thou been robbed?'
'It is my new chela [disciple] that is gone away from me, and I know not where he is.'
'And what like of man was thy disciple?'
'It was a boy who came to me in place of him who died, on account of the merit which I had gained when I
bowed before the Law within there.' He pointed towards the Museum. 'He came upon me to show me a road
which I had lost. He led me into the Wonder House, and by his talk emboldened me to speak to the Keeper of
the Images, so that I was cheered and made strong. And when I was faint with hunger he begged for me, as
would a chela for his teacher. Suddenly was he sent. Suddenly has he gone away. It was in my mind to have
taught him the Law upon the road to Benares.'
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Kim stood amazed at this, because he had overheard the talk in the Museum, and knew that the old man was
speaking the truth, which is a thing a native on the road seldom presents to a stranger.
'But I see now that he was but sent for a purpose. By this I know that I shall find a certain River for which I
seek.'
'The River of the Arrow?' said Kim, with a superior smile.
'Is this yet another Sending?' cried the lama. 'To none have I spoken of my search, save to the Priest of the
Images. Who art thou?'
'Thy chela,' said Kim simply, sitting on his heels. 'I have never seen anyone like to thee in all this my life. I
go with thee to Benares. And, too, I think that so old a man as thou, speaking the truth to chancemet people
at dusk, is in great need of a disciple.'
'But the River the River of the Arrow?'
'Oh, that I heard when thou wast speaking to the Englishman. I lay against the door.'
The lama sighed. 'I thought thou hadst been a guide permitted. Such things fall sometimes but I am not
worthy. Thou dost not, then, know the River?'
'Not U Kim laughed uneasily. 'I go to look for for a bull a Red. Bull on a green field who shall help me.'
Boylike, if an acquaintance had a scheme, Kim was quite ready with one of his own; and,
boylike, he had really thought for as much as twenty minutes at a time of his father's prophecy.
'To what, child?' said the lama.
'God knows, but so my father told me'. I heard thy talk in the Wonder House of all those new strange places
in the Hills, and if one so old and so little so used to truthtelling may go out for the small matter of a
river, it seemed to me that I too must go atravelling. If it is our fate to find those things we shall find them
thou, thy River; and I, my Bull, and the Strong Pillars and some other matters that I forget.'
'It is not pillars but a Wheel from which I would be free,' said the lama.
'That is all one. Perhaps they will make me a king,' said Kim, serenely prepared for anything.
'I will teach thee other and better desires upon the road,' the lama replied in the voice of authority. 'Let us go
to Benares.'
'Not by night. Thieves are abroad. Wait till the day.'
'But there is no place to sleep.' The old man was used to the order of his monastery, and though he slept on
the ground, as the Rule decrees, preferred a decency in these things.
'We shall get good lodging at the Kashmir Serai,' said Kim, laughing at his perplexity. 'I have a friend there.
Come!'
The hot and crowded bazars blazed with light as they made their way through the press of all the races in
Upper India, and the lama mooned through it like a man in a dream. It was his first experience of a large
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manufacturing city, and the crowded tram car with its continually squealing brakes frightened him. Half
pushed, half towed, he arrived at the high gate of the Kashmir Serai: that huge open square over against the
railway station, surrounded with arched cloisters, where the camel and horse caravans put up on their return
from Central Asia. Here were all manner of Northern folk, tending tethered ponies and kneeling camels;
loading and unloading bales and bundles; drawing water for the evening meal at the creaking
wellwindlasses; piling grass before the shrieking, wildeyed stallions; cuffing the surly caravan dogs;
paying off cameldrivers; taking on new grooms; swearing, shouting, arguing, and chaffering in the packed
square. The cloisters, reached by three or four masonry steps, made a haven of refuge around this turbulent
sea. Most of them were rented to traders, as we rent the arches of a viaduct; the space between pillar and
pillar being bricked or boarded off into rooms, which were guarded by heavy wooden doors and cumbrous
native padlocks. Locked doors showed that the owner was away, and a few rude sometimes very rude
chalk or paint scratches told where he had gone. Thus: 'Lutuf Ullah is gone to Kurdistan.' Below, in coarse
verse: 'O Allah, who sufferest lice to live on the coat of a Kabuli, why hast thou allowed this louse Lutuf to
live so long?'
Kim, fending the lama between excited men and excited beasts, sidled along the cloisters to the far end,
nearest the railway station, where Mahbub Ali, the horsetrader, lived when he came in from that
mysterious land beyond the Passes of the North.
Kim had had many dealings with Mahbub in his little life, especially between his tenth and his thirteenth year
and the big burly Afghan, his beard dyed scarlet with lime (for he was elderly and did not wish his grey
hairs to show), knew the boy's value as a gossip. Sometimes he would tell Kim to watch a man who had
nothing whatever to do with horses: to follow him for one whole day and report every soul with whom he
talked. Kim would deliver himself of his tale at evening, and Mahbub would listen without a word or gesture.
It was intrigue of some kind, Kim knew; but its worth lay in saying nothing whatever to anyone except
Mahbub, who gave him beautiful meals all hot from the cookshop at the head of the serai, and once as much
as eight annas in money.
'He is here,' said Kim, hitting a badtempered camel on the nose. 'Ohe. Mahbub Ali!' He halted at a dark arch
and slipped behind the bewildered lama.
The horsetrader, his deep, embroidered Bokhariot belt unloosed, was lying on a pair of silk carpet
saddlebags, pulling lazily at an immense silver hookah. He turned his head very slightly at the cry; and
seeing only the tall silent figure, chuckled in his deep. chest.
'Allah! A lama! A Red Lama! It is far from Lahore to the Passes. What dost thou do here?'
The lama held out the beggingbowl mechanically.
'God's curse on all unbelievers!' said Mahbub. 'I do not give to a lousy Tibetan; but ask my Baltis over yonder
behind the camels. They may value your blessings. Oh, horseboys, here is a countryman of yours. See if he
be hungry.'
A shaven, crouching Balti, who had come down with the horses, and who was nominally some sort of
degraded Buddhist, fawned upon the priest, and in thick gutturals besought the Holy One to sit at the
horseboys' fire.
'Go!' said Kim, pushing him lightly, and the lama strode away, leaving Kim at the edge of the cloister.
'Go!' said Mahbub Ali, returning to his hookah. 'Little Hindu, run away. God's curse on all unbelievers! Beg
from those of my tail who are of thy faith.'
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'Maharaj,' whined Kim, using the Hindu form of address, and thoroughly enjoying the situation; 'my father is
dead my mother is dead my stomach is empty.'
'Beg from my men among the horses, I say. There must be some Hindus in my tall.'
'Oh, Mahbub Ali, but am I a Hindu?' said Kim in English.
The trader gave no sign of astonishment, but looked under shaggy eyebrows.
'Little Friend of all the World,' said he, 'what is this?'
'Nothing. I am now that holy man's disciple; and we go a pilgrimage together to Benares, he says. He is
quite mad, and I am tired of Lahore city. I wish new air and water.'
'But for whom dost thou work? Why come to me?' The voice was harsh with suspicion.
'To whom else should I come? I have no money. It is not good to go about without money. Thou wilt sell
many horses to the officers. They are very fine horses, these new ones: I have seen them. Give me a rupee,
Mahbub Ali, and when I come to my wealth I will give thee a bond and pay.'
'Um!' said Mahbub Ali, thinking swiftly. 'Thou hast never before lied to me. Call that lama stand back in
the dark.'
'Oh, our tales will agree,' said Kim, laughing.
'We go to Benares,' said the lama, as soon as he understood the drift of Mahbub Ali's questions. 'The boy and
I, I go to seek for a certain River.'
'Maybe but the boy?'
'He is my disciple. He was sent, I think, to guide me to that River. Sitting under a. gun was I when he came
suddenly. Such things have befallen the fortunate to whom guidance was allowed. But I remember now, he
said he was of this world a Hindu.'
'And his name?'
'That I did not ask. Is he not my disciple?'
'His country his race his village? Mussalman Sikh Hindu Jain low caste or high?'
'Why should I ask? There is neither high nor low in the Middle Way. If he is my chela does will can
anyone take him from me? for, look you, without him I shall not find my River.' He wagged his head
solemnly.
'None shall take him from thee. Go, sit among my Baltis,' said Mahbub Ali, and the lama drifted off, soothed
by the promise.
'Is he not quite mad?' said Kim, coming forward to the light again. 'Why should I lie to thee, Hajji?'
Mahbub puffed his hookah in silence. Then he began, almost whispering: 'Umballa is on the road to Benares
if indeed ye two go there.'
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'Tck! Tck! I tell thee he does not know how to lie as we two know.'
'And if thou wilt carry a message for me as far as Umballa, I will give thee money. It concerns a horse a
white stallion which I have sold to an officer upon the last time I returned from the Passes. But then stand
nearer and hold up hands as begging the pedigree of the white stallion was not fully established, and that
officer, who is now at Umballa, bade me make it clear.' (Mahbub here described the horse and the appearance
of the officer.) 'So the message to that officer will be: "The pedigree of the white stallion is fully established."
By this will he know that thou comest from me. He will then say "What proof hast thou?" and thou wilt
answer: "Mahbub Ali has given me the proof."'
'And all for the sake of a white stallion,' said Kim, with a giggle, his eyes aflame.
'That pedigree I will give thee now in my own fashion and some hard words as well.' A shadow passed
behind Kim, and a feeding camel. Mahbub Ali raised his voice.
'Allah! Art thou the only beggar in the city? Thy mother is dead. Thy father is dead. So is it with all of them.
Well, well '
He turned as feeling on the floor beside him and tossed a flap of soft, greasy Mussalman bread to the boy. 'Go
and lie down among my horseboys for tonight thou and the lama. Tomorrow I may give thee service.'
Kim slunk away, his teeth in the bread, and, as he expected, he found a small wad of folded tissuepaper
wrapped in oilskin, with three silver rupees enormous largesse. He smiled and thrust money and paper into
his leather amuletcase. The lama, sumptuously fed by Mahbub's Baltis, was already asleep in a corner of
one of the stalls. Kim lay down beside him and laughed. He knew he had rendered a service to Mahbub Ali,
and not for one little minute did he believe the tale of the stallion's pedigree.
But Kim did not suspect that Mahbub Ali, known as one of the best horsedealers in the Punjab, a wealthy
and enterprising trader, whose caravans penetrated far and far into the Back of Beyond, was registered in one
of the locked books of the Indian Survey Department as C25 IB. Twice or thrice yearly C25 would send in a
little story, baldly told but most interesting, and generally it was checked by the statements of R17 and M4
quite true. It concerned all manner of outoftheway mountain principalities, explorers of nationalities
other than English, and the guntrade was, in brief, a small portion of that vast mass of 'information
received' on which the Indian Government acts. But, recently, five confederated Kings, who had no business
to confederate, had been informed by a kindly Northern Power that there was a leakage of news from their
territories into British India. So those Kings' Prime Ministers were seriously annoyed and took steps, after the
Oriental fashion. They suspected, among many others, the bullying, redbearded horsedealer whose caravans
ploughed through their fastnesses bellydeep in snow. At least, his caravan that season had been ambushed
and shot at twice on the way down, when Mahbub's men accounted for three strange ruffians who might, or
might not, have been hired for the job. Therefore Mahbub had avoided halting at the insalubrious city of
Peshawur, and had come through without stop to Lahore, where, knowing his countrypeople, he anticipated
curious developments.
And there was that on Mahbub Ali which he did not wish to keep an hour longer than was necessary a wad
of closely folded tissue paper, wrapped in oilskin an impersonal, unaddressed statement, with five
microscopic pinholes in one corner, that most scandalously betrayed the five confederated Kings, the
sympathetic Northern Power, a Hindu banker in Peshawur, a firm of gunmakers in Belgium, and an
important, semiindependent Mohammedan ruler to the south. This last was R17's work, which Mahbub had
picked up beyond the Dora Pass and was carrying in for R17, who, owing to circumstances over which he
had no control, could not leave his post of observation. Dynamite was milky and innocuous beside that report
Of C25; and even an Oriental, with an Oriental's views of the value of time, could see that the sooner it was
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in the proper hands the better. Mahbub had no particular desire to die by violence, because two or three
family bloodfeuds across the Border hung unfinished on his hands, and when these scores were cleared he
intended to settle down as a more or less virtuous citizen. He had never passed the serai gate since his arrival
two days ago, but had been ostentatious in sending telegrams to Bombay, where he banked some of his
money; to Delhi, where a subpartner of his own clan was selling horses to the agent of a Rajputana state;
and to Umballa, where an Englishman was excitedly demanding the pedigree of a white stallion. The public
letterwriter, who knew English, composed excellent telegrams, such as: 'Creighton, Laurel Bank, Umballa.
Horse is Arabian as already advised. Sorrowful delayed pedigree which am translating.' And later to the same
address: 'Much sorrowful delay. Will forward pedigree.' To his subpartner at Delhi he wired: 'Lutuf Ullah.
Have wired two thousand rupees your credit Luchman Narain's bank' This was entirely in the way of trade,
but every one of those telegrams was discussed and re discussed, by parties who conceived themselves to be
interested, before they went over to the railway station in charge of a foolish Balti, who allowed all sorts of
people to read them on the road.
When, in Mahbub's own picturesque language, he had muddied the wells of inquiry with the stick of
precaution, Kim had dropped on him, sent from Heaven; and, being as prompt as he was unscrupulous,
Mahbub Ali used to taking all sorts of gusty chances, pressed him into service on the spot.
A wandering lama with a lowcaste boyservant might attract a moment's interest as they wandered about
India, the land of pilgrims; but no one would suspect them or, what was more to the point, rob.
He called for a new lightball to his hookah, and considered the case. If the worst came to the worst, and the
boy came to harm, the paper would incriminate nobody. And he would go up to Umballa leisurely and at a
certain risk of exciting fresh suspicion repeat his tale by word of mouth to the people concerned.
But R17's report was the kernel of the whole affair, and it would be distinctly inconvenient if that failed to
come to hand. However, God was great, and Mahbub Ali felt he had done all he could for the time being.
Kim was the one soul in the world who had never told him a lie. That would have been a fatal blot on Kim's
character if Mahbub had not known that to others, for his own ends or Mahbub's business, Kim could lie like
an Oriental.
Then Mahbub Ali rolled across the serai to the Gate of the Harpies who paint their eyes and trap the stranger,
and was at some pains to call on the one girl who, he had reason to believe, was a particular friend of a
smoothfaced Kashmiri pundit who had waylaid his simple Balti in the matter of the telegrams. It was an
utterly foolish thing to do; because they fell to drinking perfumed brandy against the Law of the Prophet, and
Mahbub grew wonderfully drunk, and the gates of his mouth were loosened, and he pursued the Flower of
Delight with the feet of intoxication till he fell flat among the cushions, where the Flower of Delight, aided
by a smoothfaced Kashmiri pundit, searched him from head to foot most thoroughly.
About the same hour Kim heard soft feet in Mahbub's deserted stall. The horsetrader, curiously enough, had
left his door unlocked, and his men were busy celebrating their return to India with a whole sheep of
Mahbub's bounty. A sleek young gentleman from Delhi, armed with a bunch of keys which the Flower had
unshackled from the senseless one's belt, went through every single box, bundle, mat, and saddlebag in
Mahbub's possession even more systematically than the Flower and the pundit were searching the owner.
'And I think.' said the Flower scornfully an hour later, one rounded elbow on the snoring carcass, 'that he is
no more than a pig of an Afghan horsedealer, with no thought except women and horses. Moreover, he may
have sent it away by now if ever there were such a thing.'
'Nay in a matter touching Five Kings it would be next his black heart,' said the pundit. 'Was there nothing?'
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The Delhi man laughed and resettled his turban as he entered. 'I searched between the soles of his slippers as
the Flower searched his clothes. This is not the man but another. I leave little unseen.'
'They did not say he was the very man,' said the pundit thoughtfully. 'They said, "Look if he be the man, since
our counsels are troubled."'
'That North country is full of horsedealers as an old coat of lice. There is Sikandar Khan, Nur Ali Beg, and
Farrukh Shah all heads of kafilas [caravans] who deal there,' said the Flower.
'They have not yet come in,' said the pundit. 'Thou must ensnare them later.'
Phew!' said the Flower with deep disgust, rolling Mahbub's head from her lap. 'I earn my money. Farrukh
Shah is a bear, Ali Beg a swashbuckler, and old Sikandar Khan yaie! Go! I sleep now. This swine will not
stir till dawn.'
When Mahbub woke, the Flower talked to him severely on the sin of drunkenness. Asiatics do not wink when
they have outmanoeuvred an enemy, but as Mahbub Ali cleared his throat, tightened his belt, and staggered
forth under the early morning stars, he came very near to it.
'What a colt's trick!' said he to himself 'As if every girl in Peshawur did not use it! But 'twas prettily done.
Now God He knows how many more there be upon the Road who have orders to test me perhaps with the
knife. So it stands that the boy must go to Umballa and by rail for the writing is something urgent. I abide
here, following the Flower and drinking wine as an Afghan coper should.'
He halted at the stall next but one to his own. His men lay there heavy with sleep. There was no sign of Kim
or the lama.
'Up! He stirred a sleeper. 'Whither went those who lay here last even the lama and the boy? Is aught
missing?'
'Nay,' grunted the man, 'the old madman rose at second cockcrow saying he would go to Benares, and the
young one led him away.'
'The curse of Allah on all unbelievers!' said Mahbub heartily, and climbed into his own stall, growling in his
beard.
But it was Kim who had wakened the lama Kim with one eye laid against a knothole in the planking, who
had seen the Delhi man's search through the boxes. This was no common thief that turned over letters, bills,
and saddles no mere burglar who ran a little knife sideways into the soles of Mahbub's slippers, or picked
the seams of the saddlebags so deftly. At first Kim had been minded to give the alarm the longdrawn
choor choor! [thief! thief!] that sets the serai ablaze of nights; but he looked more carefully, and, hand on
amulet, drew his own conclusions.
'It must be the pedigree of that madeup horselie,' said he, 'the thing that I carry to Umballa. Better that we
go now. Those who search bags with knives may presently search bellies with knives. Surely there is a
woman behind this. Hai! Hai! in a whisper to the lightsleeping old man. 'Come. It is time time to go to
Benares.'
The lama rose obediently, and they passed out of the serai like shadows.
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Chapter 2
And whoso will, from Pride released;
Contemning neither creed nor priest,
May feel the Soul of all the East.
About him at Kamakura.
Buddha at Kamakura.
They entered the fortlike railway station, black in the end of night; the electrics sizzling over the
goodsyard where they handle the heavy Northern graintraffic.
'This is the work of devils!' said the lama, recoiling from the hollow echoing darkness, the glimmer of rails
between the masonry platforms, and the maze of girders above. He stood in a gigantic stone hall paved, it
seemed, with the sheeted dead thirdclass passengers who had taken their tickets overnight and were sleeping
in the waitingrooms. All hours of the twentyfour are alike to Orientals, and their passenger traffic is
regulated accordingly.
'This is where the firecarriages come. One stands behind that hole' Kim pointed to the ticketoffice 'who
will give thee a paper to take thee to Umballa.'
'But we go to Benares,' he replied petulantly.
'All one. Benares then. Quick: she comes!'
'Take thou the purse.'
The lama, not so well used to trains as he had pretended, started as the 3.25a.m. southbound roared in. The
sleepers sprang to life, and the station filled with clamour and shoutings, cries of water and sweetmeat
vendors, shouts of native policemen, and shrill yells of women gathering up their baskets, their families, and
their husbands.
'It is the train only the terain. It will not come here. Wait!' Amazed at the lama's immense simplicity (he
had handed him a small bag full of rupees), Kim asked and paid for a ticket to Umballa. A sleepy clerk
grunted and flung out a ticket to the next station, just six miles distant.
'Nay,' said Kim, scanning it with a grin. 'This may serve for farmers, but I live in the city of Lahore. It was
cleverly done, Babu. Now give the ticket to Umballa.'
The Babu scowled and dealt the proper ticket.
'Now another to Amritzar,' said Kim, who had no notion of spending Mahbub Ali's money on anything so
crude as a paid ride to Umballa. 'The price is so much. The small money in return is just so much. I know the
ways of the terain ... Never did yogi need chela as thou dost,' he went on merrily to the bewildered lama.
'They would have flung thee out at Mian Mir but for me. This way! Come!' He returned the money, keeping
only one anna in each rupee of the price of the Umballa ticket as his commission the immemorial
commission of Asia.
The lama jibbed at the open door of a crowded thirdclass carriage. 'Were it not better to walk?' said he
weakly.
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A burly Sikh artisan thrust forth his bearded head. 'Is he afraid? Do not be afraid. I remember the time when I
was afraid of the terain. Enter! This thing is the work of the Government.'
'I do not fear,' said the lama. 'Have ye room within for two?'
'There is no room even for a mouse,' shrilled the wife of a well todo cultivator a Hindu Jat from the rich
Jullundur, district. Our night trains are not as well looked after as the day ones, where the sexes are very
strictly kept to separate carriages.
'Oh, mother of my son, we can make space,' said the blueturbaned husband. 'Pick up the child. It is a holy
man, see'st thou?'
'And my lap full of seventy times seven bundles! Why not bid him sit on my knee, Shameless? But men are
ever thus!' She looked round for approval. An Amritzar courtesan near the window sniffed behind her head
drapery.
'Enter! Enter!' cried a fat Hindu moneylender, his folded accountbook in a cloth under his arm. With an
oily smirk: 'It is well to be kind to the poor.'
'Ay, at seven per cent a month with a mortgage on the unborn calf,' said a young Dogra, soldier going south
on leave; and they all laughed.
'Will it travel to Benares?' said the lama.
'Assuredly. Else why should we come? Enter, or we are left,' cried Kim.
'See!' shrilled the Amritzar girl. 'He has never entered a train. Oh, see!'
'Nay, help,' said the cultivator, putting out a large brown hand and hauling him in. 'Thus is it done, father.'
'But but I sit on the floor. It is against the Rule to sit on a bench,' said the lama. 'Moreover, it cramps me.'
'I say,' began the moneylender, pursing his lips, 'that there is not one rule of right living which these terains
do not cause as to break. We sit, for example, side by side with all castes and peoples.'
'Yea, and with most outrageously shameless ones,' said the wife, scowling at the Amritzar girl making eyes at
the young sepoy.
'I said we might have gone by cart along the road,' said the husband, 'and thus have saved some money.'
'Yes and spent twice over what we saved on food by the way. That was talked out ten thousand times.'
'Ay, by ten thousand tongues,' grunted he.
'The Gods help us poor women if we may not speak. Oho! He is of that sort which may not look at or reply to
a woman.' For the lama, constrained by his Rule, took not the faintest notice of her. 'And his disciple is like
him?'
'Nay, mother,' said Kim most promptly. 'Not when the woman is welllooking and above all charitable to the
hungry.'
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'A beggar's answer,' said the Sikh, laughing. 'Thou hast brought it on thyself, sister!' Kim's hands were
crooked in supplication.
'And whither goest thou?' said the woman, handing him the half of a cake from a greasy package.
'Even to Benares.'
'Jugglers belike?' the young soldier suggested. 'Have ye any tricks to pass the time? Why does not that yellow
man answer?'
'Because,' said Kim stoutly, 'he is holy, and thinks upon matters hidden from thee.'
'That may be well. We of the Ludhiana Sikhs' he rolled it out sonorously 'do not trouble our heads with
doctrine. We fight.'
'My sister's brother's son is naik (corporal] in that regiment,' said the Sikh craftsman quietly. 'There are also
some Dogra companies there.' The soldier glared, for a Dogra is of other caste than a Sikh, and the banker
tittered.
'They are all one to me, ' said the Amritzar girl.
'That we believe,' snorted the cultivator's wife malignantly.
'Nay, but all who serve the Sirkar with weapons in their hands are, as it were, one brotherhood. There is one
brotherhood of the caste, but beyond that again' she looked round timidly 'the bond of the Pulton the
Regiment eh?'
'My brother is in a Jat regiment,' said the cultivator. 'Dogras be good men.'
'Thy Sikhs at least were of that opinion,' said the soldier, with a scowl at the placid old man in the corner.
'Thy Sikhs thought so when our two companies came to help them at the Pirzai Kotal in the face of eight
Afridi standards on the ridge not three months gone.'
He told the story of a Border action in which the Dogra companies of the Ludhiana Sikhs had acquitted
themselves well. The Amritzar girl smiled; for she knew the talc was to win her approval.
'Alas!' said the cultivator's wife at the end. 'So their villages were burnt and their little children made
homeless?'
'They had marked our dead. They paid a great payment after we of the Sikhs had schooled them. So it was. Is
this Amritzar?'
'Ay, and here they cut our tickets,' said the banker, fumbling at his belt.
The lamps were paling in the dawn when the halfcaste guard came round. Ticketcollecting is a slow
business in the East, where people secrete their tickets in all sorts of curious places. Kim produced his and
was told to get out.
'But I go to Umballa,' he protested. 'I go with this holy man.'
'Thou canst go to Jehannum for aught I care. This ticket is only
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Kim burst into a flood of tears, protesting that the lama was his father and his mother, that he was the prop of
the lama's declining years, and that the lama would die without his care. All the carriage bade the guard be
merciful the banker was specially eloquent here but the guard hauled Kim on to the platform. The lama
blinked he could not overtake the situation and Kim lifted up his voice and wept outside the carriage
window.
'I am very poor. My father is dead my mother is dead. O charitable ones, if I am left here, who shall tend
that old man?'
'What what is this?' the lama repeated. 'He must go to Benares. He must come with me. He is my chela. If
there is money to be paid '
'Oh, be silent,' whispered Kim; 'are we Rajahs to throw away good silver when the world is so charitable?'
The Amritzar girl stepped out with her bundles, and it was on her that Kim kept his watchful eye. Ladies of
that persuasion, he knew, were generous.
'A ticket a little tikkut to Umballa O Breaker of Hearts!' She laughed. 'Hast thou no charity?'
'Does the holy man come from the North'
'From far and far in the North he comes,' cried Kim. 'From among the hills.'
'There is snow among the pinetrees in the North in the hills there is snow. My mother was from Kulu. Get
thee a ticket. Ask him for a blessing.'
'Ten thousand blessings,' shrilled Kim. 'O Holy One, a woman has given us in charity so that I can come with
thee a woman with a golden heart. I run for the tikkut.'
The girl looked up at the lama, who had mechanically followed Kim to the platform. He bowed his head that
he might not see her, and muttered in Tibetan as she passed on with the crowd.
'Light come light go,' said the cultivator's wife viciously.
'She has acquired merit,' returned the lama. 'Beyond doubt it was a nun.'
'There be ten thousand such nuns in Amritzar alone. Return,
old man, or the terain may depart without thee,' cried the banker.
'Not only was it sufficient for the ticket, but for a little food also, ' said Kim, leaping to his place. 'Now eat,
Holy One. Look. Day comes!'
Golden, rose, saffron, and pink, the morning mists smoked away across the flat green levels. All the rich
Punjab lay out in the splendour of the keen sun. The lama flinched a little as the telegraphposts swung by.
'Great is the speed of the terain,' said the banker, with a patronizing grin. 'We have gone farther since
Lahore than thou couldst walk in two days: at even, we shall enter Umballa.'
'And that is still far from Benares,' said the lama wearily, mumbling over the cakes that Kim offered. They all
unloosed their bundles and made their morning meal. Then the banker, the cultivator, and the soldier prepared
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their pipes and wrapped the compartment in choking, acrid smoke, spitting and coughing and enjoying
themselves. The Sikh and the cultivator's wife chewed pan; the lama took snuff and told his beads, while
Kim, cross legged, smiled over the comfort of a full stomach.
'What rivers have ye by Benares?' said the lama of a sudden to the carriage at large.
'We have Gunga,' returned the banker, when the little titter had subsided.
'What others?'
'What other than Gunga?'
'Nay, but in my mind was the thought of a certain River of healing.'
'That is Gunga. Who bathes in her is made clean and goes to the Gods. Thrice have I made pilgrimage to
Gunga.' He looked round proudly.
'There was need,' said the young sepoy drily, and the travellers' laugh turned against the banker.
'Clean to return again to the Gods,' the lama muttered. 'And to go forth on the round of lives anew still
tied to the Wheel.' He shook his head testily. 'But maybe there is a mistake. Who, then, made Gunga in the
beginning?'
'The Gods. Of what known faith art thou?' the banker said, appalled.
'I follow the Law the Most Excellent Law. So it was the Gods that made Gunga. What like of Gods were
they?'
The carriage looked at him in amazement. It was inconceivable that anyone should be ignorant of Gunga.
'What what is thy God?' said the moneylender at last.
'Hear!' said the lama, shifting the rosary to his hand. 'Hear: for I speak of Him now! O people of Hind, listen!'
He began in Urdu the tale of the Lord Buddha, but, borne by his own thoughts, slid into Tibetan and
longdroned texts from a Chinese book of the Buddha's life. The gentle, tolerant folk looked on reverently.
All India is full of holy men stammering gospels in strange tongues; shaken and consumed in the fires of their
own zeal; dreamers, babblers, and visionaries: as it has been from the beginning and will continue to the end.
'Um!' said the soldier of the Ludhiana Sikhs. 'There was a Mohammedan regiment lay next to us at the Pirzai
Kotal, and a priest of theirs he was, as I remember, a naik when the fit was on him, spake prophecies. But
the mad all are in God's keeping. His officers overlooked much in that man.'
The lama fell back on Urdu, remembering that he was in a strange land. 'Hear the tale of the Arrow which our
Lord loosed from the bow,' he said.
This was much more to their taste, and they listened curiously while he told it. 'Now, O people of Hind, I go
to seek that River. Know ye aught that may guide me, for we be all men and women in evil case.'
'There is Gunga and Gunga alone who washes away sin.' ran the murmur round the carriage.
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'Though past question we have good Gods Jullundurway,' said the cultivator's wife, looking out of the
window. 'See how they have blessed the crops.'
'To search every river in the Punjab is no small matter,' said her husband. 'For me, a stream that leaves good
silt on my land suffices, and I thank Bhumia, the God of the Homestead.' He shrugged one knotted, bronzed
shoulder.
'Think you our Lord came so far North?' said the lama, turning to Kim.
'It may be,' Kim replied soothingly, as he spat red panjuice on the floor.
'The last of the Great Ones,' said the Sikh with authority, 'was Sikander Julkarn [Alexander the Great]. He
paved the streets of Jullundur and built a great tank near Umballa. That pavement holds to this day; and the
tank is there also. I never heard of thy God.'
'Let thy hair grow long and talk Punjabi,' said the young soldier jestingly to Kim, quoting a Northern proverb.
'That is all that makes a Sikh.' But he did not say this very loud.
The lama sighed and shrank into himself, a dingy, shapeless mass. In the pauses of their talk they could hear
the low droning _'Om mane pudme hum! Om mane pudme hum!' and the thick click of the wooden rosary
beads.
'It irks me,' he said at last. 'The speed and the clatter irk me. Moreover, my chela, I think that maybe we have
overpassed that River.'
'Peace, peace,' said Kim. 'Was not the River near Benares? We are yet far from the place.'
'But if our Lord came North, it may be any one of these little ones that we have run across.'
'I do not know.'
'But thou wast sent to me wast thou sent to me? for the merit I had acquired over yonder at Suchzen.
From beside the cannon didst thou come bearing two faces and two garbs.'
'Peace. One must not speak of these things here,' whispered Kim. 'There was but one of me. Think again and
thou wilt remember. A boy a Hindu boy by the great green cannon.'
'But was there not also an Englishman with a white beard holy among images who himself made more sure
my assurance of the River of the Arrow?'
'He we went to the AjaibGher in Lahore to pray before the Gods there,' Kim explained to the openly
listening company. 'And the Sahib of the Wonder House talked to him yes, this is truth as a brother. He is a
very holy man, from far beyond the Hills. Rest, thou. In time we come to Umballa.'
'But my River the River of my healing?'
'And then, if it please thee, we will go hunting for that River on foot. So that we miss nothing not even a
little rivulet in a fieldside.'
'But thou hast a Search of thine own?' The lama very pleased that he remembered so well sat bolt upright.
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'Ay,' said Kim, humouring him. The boy was entirely happy to be out chewing pan and seeing new people in
the great goodtempered world.
'It was a bull a Red Bull that shall come and help thee and carry thee whither? I have forgotten. A Red
Bull on a green field, was it not?'
'Nay, it will carry me nowhere,' said Kim. 'It is but a tale I told thee.'
'What is this?' The cultivator's wife leaned forward, her bracelets clinking on her arm. 'Do ye both dream
dreams? A Red Bull on a green field, that shall carry thee to the heavens or what? Was it a vision? Did one
make a prophecy? We have a Red Bull in our village behind Jullundur city, and he grazes by choice in the
very greenest of our fields!'
'Give a woman an old wife's tale and a weaverbird a leaf and a thread', they will weave wonderful things,'
said the Sikh. 'All holy men dream dreams, and by following holy men their disciples attain that power.'
'A Red Bull on a green field, was it?' the lama repeated. 'In a former life it may be thou hast acquired merit,
and the Bull will come to reward thee.'
'Nay nay it was but a tale one told to me for a jest belike. But I will seek the Bull about Umballa, and
thou canst look for thy River and rest from the clatter of the train.'
'It may be that the Bull knows that he is sent to guide us both.' said the lama, hopefully as a child. Then to
the company, indicating Kim: 'This one was sent to me but yesterday. He is not, I think, of this world.'
'Beggars aplenty have I met, and holy men to boot, but never such a yogi nor such a disciple,' said the
woman.
Her husband touched his forehead lightly with one finger and smiled. But the next time the lama would eat
they took care to give him of their best.
And at last tired, sleepy, and dusty they reached Umballa City Station.
'We abide here upon a lawsuit,' said the cultivator's wife to Kim. 'We lodge with my man's cousin's younger
brother. There is room also in the courtyard for thy yogi and for thee. Will will he give me a blessing?'
'O holy man! A woman with a heart of gold gives us lodging for the night. It is a kindly land, this land of the
South. See how we have been helped since the dawn!'
The lama bowed his head in benediction.
'To fill my cousin's younger brother's house with wastrels ' the husband began, as he shouldered his heavy
bamboo staff.
'Thy cousin's younger brother owes my father's cousin something yet on his daughter's marriagefeast,' said
the woman crisply. 'Let him put their food to that account. The yogi will beg, I doubt not.'
'Ay, I beg for him,' said Kim, anxious only to get the lama under shelter for the night, that he might seek
Mahbub Ali's Englishman and deliver himself of the white stallion's pedigree.
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'Now,' said he, when the lama had come to an anchor in the inner courtyard of a decent Hindu house behind
the cantonments, 'I go away for a while to to buy us victual in the bazar. Do not stray abroad till I return.'
'Thou wilt return? Thou wilt surely return?' The old man caught at his wrist. 'And thou wilt return in this very
same shape? Is it too late to look tonight for the River?'
'Too late and too dark. Be comforted. Think how far thou art on the road an hundred miles from Lahore
already.'
'Yea and farther from my monastery. Alas! It is a great and terrible world.'
Kim stole out and away, as unremarkable a figure as ever carried his own and a few score thousand other
folk's fate slung round his neck. Mahbub Ali's directions left him little doubt of the house in which his
Englishman lived; and a groom, bringing a dog cart home from the Club, made him quite sure. It remained
only to identify his man, and Kim slipped through the garden hedge and hid in a clump of plumed grass close
to the veranda. The house blazed with lights, and servants moved about tables dressed with flowers, glass,
and silver. Presently forth came an Englishman, dressed in black and white, humming a tune. It was too
dark to see his face, so Kim, beggarwise, tried an old experiment.
'Protector of the Poor!'
The man backed towards the voice.
'Mahbub Ali says '
'Hah! What says Mahbub Ali?' He made no attempt to look for the speaker, and that showed Kim that he
knew.
'The pedigree of the white stallion is fully established.'
'What proof is there?' The Englishman switched at the rosehedge in the side of the drive.
'Mahbub Ali has given me this proof.' Kim flipped the wad of folded paper into the air, and it fell in the path
beside the man, who put his foot on it as a gardener came round the corner. When the servant passed he
picked it up, dropped a rupee Kim could hear the clink and strode into the house, never turning round.
Swiftly Kim took up the money; but for all his training, he was Irish enough by birth to reckon silver the least
part of any game. What he desired was the visible effect of action; so, instead of slinking away, he lay close
in the grass and wormed nearer to the house.
He saw Indian bungalows are open through and through the Englishman return to a small dressingroom,
in a comer of the veranda, that was half office, littered with papers and despatch boxes, and sit down to
study Mahbub Ali's message. His face, by the full ray of the kerosene lamp, changed and darkened, and Kim,
used as every beggar must be to watching countenances, took good note.
'Will! Will, dear!' called a woman's voice. 'You ought to be in the drawingroom. They'll be here in a
minute.'
The man still read intently.
'Will!' said the voice, five minutes later. 'He's come. I can hear the troopers in the drive.'
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The man dashed out bareheaded as a big landau with four native troopers behind it halted at the veranda, and
a tall, black haired man, erect as an arrow, swung out, preceded by a young officer who laughed pleasantly.
Flat on his belly lay Kim, almost touching the high wheels. His man and the black stranger exchanged two
sentences.
'Certainly, sir,' said the young officer promptly. 'Everything waits while a horse is concerned.'
'We shan't be more than twenty minutes,' said Kim's man. 'You can do the honours keep 'em amused, and all
that.'
'Tell one of the troopers to wait,' said the tall man, and they both passed into the dressingroom together as
the landau rolled away. Kim saw their heads bent over Mahbub Ali's message, and heard the voices one
low and deferential, the other sharp and decisive.
'It isn't a question of weeks. It is a question of days hours almost,' said the elder. 'I'd been expecting it for
some time, but this' he tapped Mahbub Ali's paper 'clinches it. Grogan's dining here tonight, isn't he?'
'Yes, sir, and Macklin too.'
'Very good. I'll speak to them myself. The matter will be referred to the Council, of course, but this is a case
where one is justified in assuming that we take action at once. Warn the Pined and Peshawar brigades. It will
disorganize all the summer reliefs, but we can't help that. This comes of not smashing them thoroughly the
first time. Eight thousand should be enough.'
'What about artillery, sir?'
'I must consult Macklin.'
'Then it means war?'
'No. Punishment. When a man is bound by the action of his predecessor '
'But C25 may have lied.'
'He bears out the other's information. Practically, they showed their hand six months back. But Devenish
would have it there was a chance of peace. Of course they used it to make themselves stronger. Send off
those telegrams at once the new code, not the old mine and Wharton's. I don't think we need keep the
ladies waiting any longer. We can settle the rest over the cigars. I thought it was coming. It's punishment
not war.'
As the trooper cantered off, Kim crawled round to the back of the house, where, going on his Lahore
experiences, he judged there would be food and information. The kitchen was crowded with excited
scullions, one of whom kicked him.
'Aie,' said Kim, feigning tears. 'I came only to wash dishes in return for a bellyful.'
'All Umballa is on the same errand. Get hence. They go in now with the soup. Think you that we who serve
Creighton Sahib need strange scullions to help us through a big dinner?'
'It is a very big dinner,' said Kim, looking at the plates.
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'Small wonder. The guest of honour is none other than the Jangi Lat Sahib [the CommanderinChief].'
'Ho!' said Kim, with the correct guttural note of wonder. He had learned what he wanted, and when the
scullion turned he was gone.
'And all that trouble,' said he to himself, thinking as usual in Hindustani, 'for a horse's pedigree! Mahbub Ali
should have come to me to learn a little lying. Every time before that I have borne a message it concerned a
woman. Now it is men. Better. The tall man said that they will loose a great army to punish someone
somewhere the news goes to Pindi and Peshawur. There are also guns. Would I had crept nearer. It is big
news!'
He returned to find the cultivator's cousin's younger brother discussing the family lawsuit in all its bearings
with the cultivator and his wife and a few friends, while the lama dozed. After the evening meal some one
passed him a waterpipe; and Kim felt very much of a man as he pulled at the smooth coconutshell, his legs
spread abroad in the moonlight, his tongue clicking in remarks from time to time. His hosts were most polite;
for the cultivator's wife had told them of his vision of the Red Bull, and of his probable descent from another
world. Moreover, the lama was a great and venerable curiosity.
The family priest, an old, tolerant Sarsut Brahmin, dropped in later, and naturally started a theological
argument to impress the family. By creed, of course, they were all on their priest's side, but the lama was the
guest and the novelty. His gentle kindliness, and his impressive Chinese quotations, that sounded like spells,
delighted them hugely; and in this sympathetic, simple air, he expanded like the Bodhisat's own lotus,
speaking of his life in the great hills of Suchzen, before, as he said, 'I rose up to seek enlightenment.'
Then it came out that in those worldly days he had been a master hand at casting horoscopes and nativities;
and the family priest led him on to describe his methods; each giving the planets names that the other could
not understand, and pointing upwards as the big stars sailed across the dark. The children of the house tugged
unrebuked at his rosary; and he clean forgot the Rule which forbids looking at women as he talked of
enduring snows, landslips, blocked passes, the remote cliffs where men find sapphires and turquoise, and that
wonderful upland road that leads at last into Great China itself.
'How thinkest thou of this one?' said the cultivator aside to the priest.
'A holy man a holy man indeed. His Gods are not the Gods, but his feet are upon the Way,' was the answer.
'And his methods of nativities, though that is beyond thee, are wise and sure.1
'Tell me,' said Kim lazily, 'whether I find my Red Bull on a green field, as was promised me.'
'What knowledge hast thou of thy birthhour?' the priest asked, swelling with importance.
'Between first and second cockcrow of the first night in May.'
'Of what year?'
'I do not know; but upon the hour that I cried first fell the great earthquake in Srinagar which is in Kashmir.'
This Kim had from the woman who took care of him, and she again from Kimball O'Hara. The earthquake
had been felt in India, and for long stood a leading date in the Punjab.
'Ai!' said a woman excitedly. This seemed to make Kim's supernatural origin more certain. "Was not such an
one's daughter born then '
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'And her mother bore her husband four sons in four years all likely boys,' cried the cultivator's wife, sitting
outside the circle in the shadow.
'None reared in the knowledge,' said the family priest, 'forget how the planets stood in their Houses upon that
night.' He began to draw in the dust of the courtyard. 'At least thou hast good claim to a half of the House of
the Bull. How runs thy prophecy?'
'Upon a day,' said Kim, delighted at the sensation he was creating, 'I shall be made great by means of a Red
Bull on a green field, but first there will enter two men making all things ready.'
'Yes: thus ever at the opening of a vision. A thick darkness that clears slowly; anon one enters with a broom
making ready the place. Then begins the Sight. Two men thou sayest? Ay, ay. The Sun, leaving the House
of the Bull, enters that of the Twins. Hence the two men of the prophecy. Let us now consider. Fetch me a
twig, little one.'
He knitted his brows, scratched, smoothed out, and scratched again in the dust mysterious signs to the
wonder of all save the lama, who, with fine instinct, forbore to interfere.
At the end of half an hour, he tossed the twig from him with a grunt.
'Hm! Thus say the stars. Within three days come the two men to make all things ready. After them follows
the Bull; but the sign over against him is the sign of War and armed men.'
'There was indeed a man of the Ludhiana Sikhs in the carriage from Lahore,' said the cultivator's wife
hopefully.
'Tck! Armed men many hundreds. What concern hast thou with war?' said the priest to Kim. 'Thine is a red
and an angry sign of War to be loosed very soon.'
'None none.' said the lama earnestly. 'We seek only peace and our River.'
Kim smiled, remembering what he had overheard in the dressing room. Decidedly he was a favourite of the
stars.
The priest brushed his foot over the rude horoscope. 'More than this I cannot see. In three days comes the
Bull to thee, boy.'
'And my River, my River,' pleaded the lama. 'I had hoped his Bull would lead us both to the River.'
'Alas, for that wondrous River, my brother,' the priest replied. 'Such things are not common.'
Next morning, though they were pressed to stay, the lama insisted on departure. They gave Kim a large
bundle of good food and nearly three annas in copper money for the needs of the road, and with many
blessings watched the two go southward in the dawn.
'Pity it is that these and such as these could not be freed from
'Nay, then would only evil people be left on the earth, and who would give us meat and shelter?' quoth Kim,
stepping merrily under his burden.
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'Yonder is a small stream. Let us look,' said the lama, and he led from the white road across the fields;
walking into a very hornets' nest of pariah dogs.
Chapter 3
Yea, voice of every Soul that clung
To life that strove from rung to rung
When Devadatta's rule was young,
The warm wind brings Kamakura.
Buddha at Kamakura.
Behind them an angry farmer brandished a bamboo pole. He was a marketgardener, Arain by caste, growing
vegetables and flowers for Umballa city, and well Kim knew the breed.
'Such an one,' said the lama, disregarding the dogs, 'is impolite to strangers, intemperate of speech and
uncharitable. Be warned by his demeanour, my disciple.'
'Ho, shameless beggars!' shouted the farmer. 'Begone! Get hence!'
'We go,' the lama returned, with quiet dignity. 'We go from these unblessed fields.'
'Ah,' said Kim, sucking in his breath. 'If the next crops fail, thou canst only blame thine own tongue.'
The man shuffled uneasily in his slippers. 'The land is full of beggars,' he began, half apologetically.
'And by what sign didst thou know that we would beg from thee, O Mali?' said Kim tartly, using the name
that a marketgardener least likes. 'All we sought was to look at that river beyond the field there.'
'River, forsooth!' the man snorted. 'What city do ye hail from not to know a canalcut? It runs as straight as
an arrow ' and I pay for the water as though it were molten silver. There is a branch of a river beyond. But if
ye need water I can give that and milk.'
'Nay, we will go to the river,' said the lama, striding out.
'Milk and a meal.' the man stammered, as he looked at the strange tall figure. 'I I would not draw evil upon
myself or my crops. But beggars are so many in these hard days.'
'Take notice.' The lama turned to Kim. 'He was led to speak harshly by the Red Mist of anger. That clearing
from his eyes, he becomes courteous and of an affable heart. May his fields be blessed! Beware not to judge
men too hastily, O farmer.'
'I have met holy ones who would have cursed thee from hearthstone to byre,' said Kim to the abashed man. 'Is
he not wise and holy? I am his disciple.'
He cocked his nose in the air loftily and stepped across the narrow fieldborders with great dignity.
'There is no pride,' said the lama, after a pause, 'there is no pride among such as follow the Middle Way.'
'But thou hast said he was lowcaste and discourteous.'
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'Lowcaste I did not say, for how can that be which is not? Afterwards he amended his discourtesy, and I
forgot the offence. Moreover, he is as we are, bound upon the Wheel of Things; but he does not tread the way
of deliverance.' He halted at a little runlet among the fields, and considered the hoofpitted bank.
'Now, how wilt thou know thy River?' said Kim, squatting in the shade of some tall sugarcane.
'When I find it, an enlightenment will surely be given. This, I feel, is not the place. O littlest among the
waters, if only thou couldst tell me where runs my River! But be thou blessed to make the fields bear!'
'Look! Look!' Kim sprang to his side and dragged him back. A yellowandbrown streak glided from the
purple rustling stems to the bank, stretched its neck to the water, drank, and lay still a big cobra with fixed,
lidless eyes.
'I have no stick I have no stick,' said Kim. '1 will get me one and break his back.'
'Why? He is upon the Wheel as we are a life ascending or descending very far from deliverance. Great
evil must the soul have done that is cast into this shape.'
'I hate all snakes,' said Kim. No native training can quench the white man's horror of the Serpent.
'Let him live out his life.' The coiled thing hissed and half opened its hood. 'May thy release come soon,
brother!' the lama continued placidly. 'Hast thou knowledge, by chance, of my River?'
'Never have I seen such a man as thou art,' Kim whispered, overwhelmed. 'Do the very snakes understand thy
talk?'
'Who knows?' He passed within a foot of the cobra's poised head. It flattened itself among the dusty coils.
'Come, thou!' he called over his shoulder.
'Not I,' said Kim'. 'I go round.'
'Come. He does no hurt.'
Kim hesitated for a moment. The lama backed his order by some droned Chinese quotation which Kim took
for a charm. He obeyed and bounded across the rivulet, and the snake, indeed, made no sign.
'Never have I seen such a man.' Kim wiped the sweat from his forehead. 'And now, whither go we?'
'That is for thee to say. I am old, and a stranger far from my own place. But that the relcarriage fills my
head with noises of devildrums I would go in it to Benares now ... Yet by so going we may miss the River.
Let us find another river.'
Where the hardworked soil gives three and even four crops a year through patches of sugarcane, tobacco,
long white radishes, and nolkol, all that day they strolled on, turning aside to every glimpse of water;
rousing village dogs and sleeping villages at noonday; the lama replying to the volleyed questions with an
unswerving simplicity. They sought a River a River of miraculous healing. Had any one knowledge of such a
stream? Sometimes men laughed, but more often heard the story out to the end and offered them a place in
the shade, a drink of milk, and a meal. The women were always kind, and the little children as children are
the world over, alternately shy and venturesome. Evening found them at rest under the village tree of a mud
walled, mudroofed hamlet, talking to the headman as the cattle came in from the grazinggrounds and the
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women prepared the day's last meal. They had passed beyond the belt of marketgardens round hungry
Umballa, and were among the milewide green of the staple crops.
He was a whitebearded and affable elder, used to entertaining strangers. He dragged out a string bedstead
for the lama, set warm cooked food before him, prepared him a pipe, and, the evening ceremonies being
finished in the village temple, sent for the village priest.
Kim told the older children tales of the size and beauty of Lahore, of railway travel, and suchlike city things,
while the men talked, slowly as their cattle chew the cud.
'I cannot fathom it,' said the headman at last to the priest. 'How readest thou this talk?' The lama, his tale told,
was silently telling his beads.
'He is a Seeker.' the priest answered. 'The land is full of such. Remember him who came only last, month
the fakir with the tortoise?'
'Ay, but that man had right and reason, for Krishna Himself appeared in a vision promising him Paradise
without the burning pyre if he journeyed to Prayag. This man seeks no God who is within my knowledge.'
'Peace, he is old: he comes from far off, and he is mad,' the smoothshaven priest replied. 'Hear me.' He
turned to the lama. 'Three koss [six miles] to the westward runs the great road to Calcutta.'
'But I would go to Benares to Benares.'
'And to Benares also. It crosses all streams on this side of Hind. Now my word to thee, Holy One, is rest here
till tomorrow. Then take the road' (it was the Grand Trunk Road he meant) 'and test each stream that it
overpasses; for, as I understand, the virtue of thy River lies neither in one pool nor place, but throughout its
length. Then, if thy Gods will, be assured that thou wilt come upon thy freedom.'
'That is well said.' The lama was much impressed by the plan. 'We will begin tomorrow, and a blessing on
thee for showing old feet such a near road.' A deep, singsong Chinese halfchant closed the sentence. Even
the priest was impressed, and the headman feared an evil spell: but none could look at the lama's simple,
eager face and doubt him long.
'Seest thou my chela?' he said, diving into his snuffgourd with an important sniff. It was his duty to repay
courtesy with courtesy.
'I see and hear.' The headman rolled his eye where Kim was chatting to a girl in blue as she laid crackling
thorns on a fire.
'He also has a Search of his own. No river, but a Bull. Yea, a Red Bull on a green field will some day raise
him to honour. He is, I think, not altogether of this world. He was sent of a sudden to aid me in this search,
and his name is Friend of all the World.'
The priest smiled. 'Ho, there, Friend of all the World,' he cried across the sharpsmelling smoke, 'what art
thou?'
'This Holy One's disciple,' said Kim.
'He says thou are a but [a spirit].'
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'Can buts eat?' said Kim, with a twinkle. 'For I am hungry.'
'It is no jest,' cried the lama. 'A certain astrologer of that city whose name I have forgotten '
'That is no more than the city of Umballa where we slept last night,' Kim whispered to the priest.
'Ay, Umballa was it? He cast a horoscope and declared that my chela should find his desire within two days.
But what said he of the meaning of the stars, Friend of all the World?'
Kim cleared his throat and looked around at the village greybeards.
'The meaning of my Star is War,' he replied pompously.
Somebody laughed at the little tattered figure strutting on the brickwork plinth under the great tree. Where a
native would have lain down, Kim's white blood set him upon his feet.
'Ay, War,' he answered.
'That is a sure prophecy,' rumbled a deep voice. 'For there is always war along the Border as I know.'
It was an old, withered man, who had served the Government in the days of the Mutiny as a native officer in
a newly raised cavalry regiment. The Government had given him a good holding in the village, and though
the demands of his sons, now greybearded officers on their own account, had impoverished him, he was still
a person of consequence. English officials Deputy Commissioners even turned aside from the main road
to visit him, and on those occasions he dressed himself in the uniform of ancient days, and stood up like a
ramrod.
'But this shall be a great war a war of eight thousand.' Kim's voice shrilled across the quickgathering
crowd, astonishing himself.
'Redcoats or our own regiments?' the old man snapped, as though he were asking an equal. His tone made
men respect Kim.
'Redcoats,' said Kim at a venture. 'Redcoats and guns.'
'But but the astrologer said no word of this,' cried the lama, snuffing prodigiously in his excitement.
'But I know. The word has come to me, who am this Holy One's disciple. There will rise a war a war of
eight thousand redcoats. >From Pindi and Peshawur they will be drawn. This is sure.
'The boy has heard bazartalk,' said the priest.
'But he was always by my side,' said the lama. 'How should he know? I did not know.'
'He will make a clever juggler when the old man is dead,' muttered the priest to the headman. 'What new trick
is this?'
'A sign. Give me a sign,' thundered the old soldier suddenly. 'If there were war my sons would have told me.'
'When all is ready, thy sons, doubt not, will be told. But it is a long road from thy sons to the man in whose
hands these things lie.' Kim warmed to the game, for it reminded him of experiences in the lettercarrying
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line, when, for the sake of a few pice, he pretended to know more than he knew. But now he was playing for
larger things the sheer excitement and the sense of power. He drew a new breath and went on.
'Old man, give me a sign. Do underlings order the goings of eight thousand redcoats with guns?'
'No.' Still the old man answered as though Kim were an equal.
'Dost thou know who He is, then, that gives the order?'
'I have seen Him.'
'To know again?'
'I have known Him since he was a lieutenant in the topkhana (the Artillery].'
'A tall man. A tall man with black hair, walking thus?' Kim took a few paces in a stiff, wooden style.
'Ay. But that anyone may have seen.' The crowd were breathless still through all this talk.
'That is true,' said Kim. 'But I will say more. Look now. First the great man walks thus. Then He thinks thus.'
(Kim drew a forefinger over his forehead and downwards till it came to rest by the angle of the jaw.) 'Anon
He twitches his fingers thus. Anon He thrusts his hat under his left armpit.' Kim illustrated the motion and
stood like a stork.
The old man groaned, inarticulate with amazement; and the crowd shivered.
'So so so. But what does He when He is about to give an order?'
'He rubs the skin at the back of his neck thus. Then falls one finger on the table and He makes a small
sniffing noise through his nose. Then He speaks, saying: "Loose such and such a regiment. Call out such
guns."'
The old man rose stiffly and saluted.
'"For"' Kim translated into the vernacular the clinching sentences he had heard in the dressingroom at
Umballa '"For," says He, "we should have done this long ago. It is not war it is a chastisement. Snff!"'
'Enough. I believe. I have seen Him thus in the smoke of battles. Seen and heard. It is He!'
'I saw no smoke' Kim's voice shifted to the rapt singsong of the wayside fortuneteller. 'I saw this in
darkness. First came a man to make things clear. Then came horsemen. Then came He. standing in a ring of
light. The rest followed as I have said. Old man, have I spoken truth?'
'It is He. Past all doubt it is He.'
The crowd drew a long, quavering breath, staring alternately at the old man, still at attention, and ragged Kim
against the purple twilight.
'Said I not said I not he was from the other world?' cried the lama proudly. 'He is the Friend of all the
World. He is the Friend of the Stars!'
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'At least it does not concern us,' a man cried. 'O thou young soothsayer, if the gift abides with thee at all
seasons, I have a redspotted cow. She may be sister to thy Bull for aught I know '
'Or I care,' said Kim. 'My Stars do not concern themselves with thy cattle.'
'Nay, but she is very sick,' a woman struck in. 'My man is a buffalo, or he would have chosen his words
better. Tell me if she recover?'
Had Kim been at all an ordinary boy, he would have carried on the play; but one does not know Lahore city,
and least of all the fakirs by the Taksali Gate, for thirteen years without also knowing human nature.
The priest looked at him sideways, something bitterly a dry and blighting smile.
'Is there no priest, then, in the village? I thought I had seen a great one even now,' cried Kim.
'Ay but ' the woman began.
'But thou and thy husband hoped to get the cow cured for a handful of thanks.' The shot told: they were
notoriously the closestfisted couple in the village. 'It is not well to cheat the temples. Give a young calf to
thine own priest, and, unless thy Gods are angry past recall, she will give milk within a month.'
'A masterbeggar art thou,' purred the priest approvingly. 'Not the cunning of forty years could have done
better. Surely thou hast made the old man rich?'
'A little flour, a little butter and a mouthful of cardamoms,' Kim retorted, flushed with the praise, but still
cautious 'Does one grow rich on that? And, as thou canst see, he is mad. But it serves me while I learn the
road at least."
He knew what the fakirs of the Taksali Gate were like when they talked among themselves, and copied the
very inflection of their lewd disciples.
'Is his Search, then, truth or a cloak to other ends? It may be treasure.'
'He is mad many times mad. There is nothing else.'
Here the old soldier bobbled up and asked if Kim would accept his hospitality for the night. The priest
recommended him to do so, but insisted that the honour of entertaining the lama belonged to the temple at
which the lama smiled guilelessly. Kim glanced from one face to the other, and drew his own conclusions.
'Where is the money?' he whispered, beckoning the old man off into the darkness.
'In my bosom. Where else?'
'Give it me. Quietly and swiftly give it me.'
'But why? Here is no ticket to buy.'
'Am I thy chela, or am I not? Do I not safeguard thy old feet about the ways? Give me the money and at dawn
I will return it.' He slipped his hand above the lama's girdle and brought away the purse.
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'Be it so be it so.' The old man nodded his head. 'This is a great and terrible world. I never knew there were
so many men alive in it.'
Next morning the priest was in a very bad temper, but the lama was quite happy; and Kim had enjoyed a most
interesting evening with the old man, who brought out his cavalry sabre and, balancing it on his dry knees,
told tales of the Mutiny and young captains thirty years in their graves, till Kim dropped off to sleep.
'Certainly the air of this country is good,' said the lama. 'I sleep lightly, as do all old men; but last night I slept
unwaking till broad day. Even now I am heavy.'
'Drink a draught of hot milk,' said Kim, who had carried not a few such remedies to opiumsmokers of his
acquaintance. 'It is time to take the Road again.'
'The long Road that overpasses all the rivers of Hind,' said the lama gaily. 'Let us go. But how thinkest thou,
chela, to recompense these people, and especially the priest, for their great kindness? Truly they are
butparast, but in other lives, maybe, they will receive enlightenment. A rupee to the temple? The thing
within is no more than stone and red paint, but the heart of man we must acknowledge when and where it is
good.'
'Holy One, hast thou ever taken the Road alone?' Kim looked up sharply, like the Indian crows so busy about
the fields.
'Surely, child: from Kulu to Pathankot from Kulu, where my first chela died. When men were kind to us we
made offerings, and all men were welldisposed throughout all the Hills.'
'It is otherwise in Hind,' said Kim drily. 'Their Gods are many armed and malignant. Let them alone.'
'I would set thee on thy road for a little, Friend of all the World thou and thy yellow man.' The old soldier
ambled up the village street, all shadowy in the dawn, on a punt, scissorhocked pony. 'Last night broke up
the fountains of remembrance in my sodried heart, and it was as a blessing to me. Truly there is war abroad
in the air. I smell it. See! I have brought my sword.'
He sat longlegged on the little beast, with the big sword at his side hand dropped on the pommel staring
fiercely over the flat lands towards the North. 'Tell me again how He showed in thy vision. Come up and sit
behind me. The beast will carry two.'
'I am this Holy One's disciple,' said Kim, as they cleared the villagegate. The villagers seemed almost sorry
to be rid of them, but the priest's farewell was cold and distant. He had wasted some opium on a man who
carried no money.
'That is well spoken. I am not much used to holy men, but respect is always good. There is no respect in these
days not even when a Commissioner Sahib comes to see me. But why should one whose Star leads him to
war follow a holy man?'
'But he is a holy man,' said Kim earnestly. 'In truth, and in talk and in act, holy. He is not like the others. I
have never seen such an one. We be not fortunetellers, or jugglers, or beggars.'
'Thou art not. That I can see. But I do not know that other. He marches well, though.'
The first freshness of the day carried the lama forward with long, easy, camellike strides. He was deep in
meditation, mechanically clicking his rosary.
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They followed the rutted and worn country road that wound across the flat between the great darkgreen
mangogroves, the line of the snowcapped Himalayas faint to the eastward. All India was at work in the
fields, to the creaking of wellwheels, the shouting of ploughmen behind their cattle, and the clamour of the
crows. Even the pony felt the good influence and almost broke into a trot as Kim laid a hand on the
stirrupleather.
'It repents me that I did not give a rupee to the shrine,' said the lama on the last bead of his eightyone.
The old soldier growled in his beard, so that the lama for the first time was aware of him.
'Seekest thou the River also?' said he, turning.
'The day is new,' was the reply. 'What need of a river save to water at before sundown? I come to show thee a
short lane to the Big Road.'
'That is a courtesy to be remembered, O man of good will. But why the sword?'
The old soldier looked as abashed as a child interrupted in his game of makebelieve.
'The sword,' he said, fumbling it. 'Oh, that was a fancy of mine an old man's fancy. Truly the police orders are
that no man must bear weapons throughout Hind, but' he cheered up and slapped the hilt 'all the
constabeels hereabout know me.'
'It is not a good fancy,' said the lama. 'What profit to kill men?'
'Very little as I know; but if evil men were not now and then slain it would not be a good world for
weaponless dreamers. I do not speak without knowledge who have seen the land from Delhi south awash
with blood.'
'What madness was that, then?'
'The Gods', who sent it for a plague, alone know. A madness ate into all the Army, and they turned against
their officers. That was the first evil, but not past remedy if they had then held their hands. But they chose to
kill the Sahibs' wives and children. Then came the Sahibs from over the sea and called them to most strict
account.'
'Some such rumour, I believe, reached me once long ago. They called it the Black Year, as I remember.'
'What manner of life hast thou led, not to know The Year? A rumour indeed! All earth knew, and trembled!'
'Our earth never shook but once upon the day that the Excellent One received Enlightenment.'
'Umph! I saw Delhi shake at least and Delhi is the navel of the world.'
'So they turned against women and children? That was a bad deed, for which the punishment cannot be
avoided.'
'Many strove to do so, but with very small profit. I was then in a regiment of cavalry. It broke. Of six hundred
and eighty sabres stood fast to their salt how many, think you? Three. Of whom I was one.'
'The greater merit.'
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'Merit! We did not consider it merit in those days. My people, my friends, my brothers fell from me. They
said: "The time of the English is accomplished. Let each strike out a little holding for himself." But I had
talked with the men of Sobraon, of Chilianwallah, of Moodkee and Ferozeshah. I said: "Abide a little and the
wind turns. There is no blessing in this work." In those days I rode seventy miles with an English Memsahib
and her babe on my saddlebow. (Wow! That was a horse fit for a man!) I placed them in safety, and back
came I to my officer the one that was not killed of our five. "Give me work," said I, "for I am an outcast
among my own kind, and my cousin's blood is wet on my sabre." "Be content," said he. "There is great work
forward. When this madness is over there is a recompense."'
'Ay, there is a recompense when the madness is over, surely?' the lama muttered half to himself.
'They did not hang medals in those days on all who by accident had heard a gun fired. No! In nineteen
pitched battles was I; in six andforty skirmishes of horse; and in small affairs without number. Nine
wounds I bear; a medal and four clasps and the medal of an Order, for my captains, who are now generals,
remembered me when the KaisariHind had accomplished fifty years of her reign, and all the land rejoiced.
They said: "Give him the Order of Berittish India." I carry it upon my neck now. I have also my jaghir
[holding] from the hands of the State a free gift to me and mine. The men of the old days they are now
Commissioners come riding to me through the crops high upon horses so that all the village sees and
we talk out the old skirmishes, one dead man's name leading to another.'
'And after?' said the lama.
'Oh, afterwards they go away, but not before my village has seen.
'And at the last what wilt thou do?'
'At the last I shall die.'
'And after?'
'Let the Gods order it. I have never pestered Them with prayers. I do not think They will pester me. Look
you, I have noticed in my long life that those who eternally break in upon Those Above with complaints and
reports and bellowings and weepings are presently sent for in haste, as our Colonel used to send for
slackjawed downcountry men who talked too much. No, I have never wearied the Gods. They will
remember this, and give me a quiet place where I can drive my lance in the shade, and wait to welcome my
sons: I have no less than three Rissaldarmajors all in the regiments.'
'And they likewise, bound upon the Wheel, go forth from life to life from despair to despair,' said the lama
below his breath, 'hot, uneasy, snatching.'
'Ay,' the old soldier chuckled. 'Three Rissaldarmajors in three regiments. Gamblers a little, but so am I.
They must be well mounted; and one cannot take the horses as in the old days one took women. Well, well,
my holding can pay for all. How thinkest thou? It is a wellwatered strip, but my men cheat me. I do not
know how to ask save at the lance's point. Ugh! I grow angry and I curse them, and they feign penitence, but
behind my back I know they call me a toothless old ape.'
'Hast thou never desired any other thing?'
'Yes yes a thousand times! A straight back and a closeclinging knee once more; a quick wrist and a keen
eye; and the marrow that makes a man. Oh, the old days the good days of my strength!'
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'That strength is weakness.'
'It has turned so; but fifty years since I could have proved it otherwise,' the old soldier retorted, driving his
stirrupedge into the pony's lean flank.
'But I know a River of great healing.'
'I have drank Gungawater to the edge of dropsy. All she gave me was a flux, and no sort of strength.'
'It is not Gunga. The River that I know washes from all taint of sin. Ascending the far bank one is assured of
Freedom. I do not know thy life, but thy face is the face of the honourable and courteous. Thou hast clung to
thy Way, rendering fidelity when it was hard to give, in that Black Year of which I now remember other tales.
Enter now upon the Middle Way which is the path to Freedom. Hear the Most Excellent Law, and do not
follow dreams.'
'Speak, then, old man,' the soldier smiled, half saluting. 'We be all babblers at our age.'
The lama squatted under the shade of a mango, whose shadow played checkerwise over his face; the soldier
sat stiffly on the pony; and Kim, making sure that there were no snakes, lay down in the crotch of the twisted
roots.
There was a drowsy buzz of small life in hot sunshine, a cooing of doves, and a sleepy drone of wellwheels
across the fields. Slowly and impressively the lama began. At the end of ten minutes the old soldier slid from
his pony, to hear better as he said, and sat with the reins round his wrist. The lama's voice faltered the periods
lengthened. Kim was busy watching a grey squirrel. When the little scolding bunch of fur, close pressed to
the branch, disappeared, preacher and audience were fast asleep, the old officer's strongcut head pillowed on
his arm, the lama's thrown back against the treebole, where it showed like yellow ivory. A naked child
toddled up, stared, and, moved by some quick impulse of reverence, made a solemn little obeisance before
the lama only the child was so short and fat that it toppled over sideways, and Kim laughed at the
sprawling, chubby legs. The child, scared and indignant, yelled aloud.
'Hai! Hai!' said the soldier, leaping to his feet. 'What is it? What orders? ... It is ... a child! I dreamed it was an
alarm. Little one little one do not cry. Have I slept? That was discourteous indeed!'
'I fear! I am afraid!' roared the child.
'What is it to fear? Two old men and a boy? How wilt thou ever make a soldier, Princeling?'
The lama had waked too, but, taking no direct notice of the child, clicked his rosary.
'What is that?' said the child, stopping a yell midway. 'I have never seen such things. Give them me.'
'Aha.' said the lama, smiling, and trailing a loop of it on the grass:
This is a handful of cardamoms, This is a lump of ghi: This is millet and chillies and rice, A supper for thee
and me!
The child shrieked with joy, and snatched at the dark, glancing beads.
'Oho!' said the old soldier. 'Whence hadst thou that song, despiser of this world?'
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'I learned it in Pathankot sitting on a doorstep,' said the lama shyly. 'It is good to be kind to babes.'
'As I remember, before the sleep came on us, thou hadst told me that marriage and bearing were darkeners of
the true light, stumblingblocks upon the Way. Do children drop from Heaven in thy country? Is it the Way
to sing them songs?'
'No man is all perfect,' said the lama gravely, recoiling the rosary. 'Run now to thy mother, little one.'
'Hear him!' said the soldier to Kim. 'He is ashamed for that he has made a child happy. There was a very good
householder lost in thee, my brother. Hai, child!' He threw it a pice. 'Sweetmeats are always sweet.' And as
the little figure capered away into the sunshine: 'They grow up and become men. Holy One, I grieve that I
slept in the midst of thy preaching. Forgive me.'
'We be two old men,' said the lama. 'The fault is mine. I listened to thy talk of the world and its madness, and
one fault led to the next.'
'Hear him! What harm do thy Gods suffer from play with a babe? And that song was very well sung. Let us
go on and I will sing thee the song of Nikal Seyn before Delhi the old song.'
And they fared out from the gloom of the mango tope, the old man's high, shrill voice ringing across the field,
as wail by longdrawn wail he unfolded the story of Nikal Seyn [Nicholson] the song that men sing in the
Punjab to this day. Kim was delighted, and the lama listened with deep interest.
'Ahi! Nikal Seyn is dead he died before Delhi! Lances of the North, take vengeance for Nikal Seyn.' He
quavered it out to the end, marking the trills with the flat of his sword on the pony's rump.
'And now we come to the Big Road,' said he, after receiving the compliments of Kim; for the lama was
markedly silent. 'It is long since I have ridden this way, but thy boy's talk stirred me. See, Holy One the
Great Road which is the backbone of all Hind. For the most part it is shaded, as here, with four lines of trees;
the middle road all hard takes the quick traffic. In the days before railcarriages the Sahibs travelled up and
down here in hundreds. Now there are only countrycarts and such like. Left and right is the rougher road for
the heavy carts grain and cotton and timber, fodder, lime and hides. A man goes in safety here for at every
few koss is a policestation. The police are thieves and extortioners (I myself would patrol it with cavalry
young recruits under a strong captain), but at least they do not suffer any rivals. All castes and kinds of men
move here.
Look! Brahmins and chumars, bankers and tinkers, barbers and bunnias, pilgrims and potters all the world
going and coming. It is to me as a river from which I am withdrawn like a log after a flood.'
And truly the Grand Trunk Road is a wonderful spectacle. It runs straight, bearing without crowding India's
traffic for fifteen hundred miles such a river of life as nowhere else exists in the world. They looked at the
greenarched, shadeflecked length of it, the white breadth speckled with slowpacing folk; and the
tworoomed policestation opposite.
'Who bears arms against the law?' a constable called out laughingly, as he caught sight of the soldier's sword.
'Are not the police enough to destroy evildoers?'
'It was because of the police I bought it,' was the answer. 'Does all go well in Hind?'
'Rissaldar Sahib, all goes well.'
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'I am like an old tortoise, look you, who puts his head out from the bank and draws it in again. Ay, this is the
Road of Hindustan. All men come by this way...'
'Son of a swine, is the soft part of the road meant for thee to scratch thy back upon? Father of all the
daughters of shame and husband of ten thousand virtueless ones, thy mother was devoted to a devil, being led
thereto by her mother. Thy aunts have never had a nose for seven generations! Thy sister What Owl's folly
told thee to draw thy carts across the road? A broken wheel? Then take a broken head and put the two
together at leisure!'
The voice and a venomous whipcracking came out of a pillar of dust fifty yards away, where a cart had
broken down. A thin, high Kathiawar mare, with eyes and nostrils aflame, rocketed out of the jam, snorting
and wincing as her rider bent her across the road in chase of a shouting man. He was tall and greybearded,
sitting the almost mad beast as a piece of her, and scientifically lashing his victim between plunges.
The old man's face lit with pride. 'My child!' said he briefly, and strove to rein the pony's neck to a fitting
arch.
'Am I to be beaten before the police?' cried the carter. 'Justice! I will have Justice '
'Am I to be blocked by a shouting ape who upsets ten thousand sacks under a young horse's nose? That is the
way to ruin a mare.'
'He speaks truth. He speaks truth. But she follows her man close,' said the old man. The carter ran under the
wheels of his cart and thence threatened all sorts of vengeance.
'They are strong men, thy sons,' said the policeman serenely, picking his teeth.
The horseman delivered one last vicious cut with his whip and came on at a canter.
'My father!' He reigned back ten yards and dismounted.
The old man was off his pony in an instant, and they embraced as do father and son in the East.
Chapter 4
Good Luck, she is never a lady,
But the cursedest quean alive,
Tricksy, wincing, and jady
Kittle to lead or drive.
Greet her she's hailing a stranger!
Meet her she's busking to leave!
Let her alone for a shrew to the bone
And the hussy comes plucking your sleeve!
Largesse! Largesse, O Fortune!
Give or hold at your will.
If I've no care for Fortune,
Fortune must follow me still!
The WishingCaps.
Then, lowering their voices, they spoke together. Kim came to rest under a tree, but the lama tugged
impatiently at his elbow.
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'Let us go on. The River is not here.'
'Hai mai! Have we not walked enough for a little? Our River will not run away. Patience, and he will give us
a dole.'
'This.' said the old soldier suddenly, 'is the Friend of the Stars. He brought me the news yesterday. Having
seen the very man Himself, in a vision, giving orders for the war.'
'Hm!' said his son, all deep in his broad chest. 'He came by a bazarrumour and made profit of it.'
His father laughed. 'At least he did not ride to me begging for a new charger, and the Gods know how many
rupees. Are thy brothers' regiments also under orders?'
'I do not know. I took leave and came swiftly to thee in case '
'In case they ran before thee to beg. O gamblers and spendthrifts all! But thou hast never yet ridden in a
charge. A good horse is needed there, truly. A good follower and a good pony also for the marching. Let us
see let us see.' He thrummed on the pommel.
'This is no place to cast accounts in, my father. Let us go to thy house.'
'At least pay the boy, then: I have no pice with me, and he brought auspicious news. Ho! Friend of all the
World, a war is toward as thou hast said.'
'Nay, as I know, the war,' returned Kim composedly.
'Eh?' said the lama, fingering his beads, all eager for the road.
'My master does not trouble the Stars for hire. We brought the news bear witness, we brought the news, and
now we go.' Kim halfcrooked his hand at his side.
The son tossed a silver coin through the sunlight, grumbling something about beggars and jugglers. It was a
fouranna piece, and would feed them well for days. The lama, seeing the flash of the metal, droned a
blessing.
'Go thy way, Friend of all the World,' piped the old soldier, wheeling his scrawny mount. 'For once in all my
days I have met a true prophet who was not in the Army.'
Father and son swung round together: the old man sitting as erect as the younger.
A Punjabi constable in yellow linen trousers slouched across the road. He had seen the money pass.
'Halt!' he cried in impressive English. 'Know ye not that there is a takkus of two annas a head, which is four
annas, on those who enter the Road from this sideroad? It is the order of the Sirkar, and the money is spent
for the planting of trees and the beautification of the ways.'
'And the bellies of the police,' said Kim, slipping out of arm's reach. 'Consider for a while, man with a mud
head. Think you we came from the nearest pond like the frog, thy fatherinlaw? Hast thou ever heard the
name of thy brother?'
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'And who was he? Leave the boy alone,' cried a senior constable, immensely delighted, as he squatted down
to smoke his pipe in the veranda.
'He took a label from a bottle of belaiteepani [sodawater], and, affixing it to a bridge, collected taxes for a
month from those who passed, saying that it was the Sirkar's order. Then came an Englishman and broke his
head. Ah, brother, I am a towncrow, not a villagecrow!'
The policeman drew back abashed, and Kim hooted at him all down the road.
'Was there ever such a disciple as I?' he cried merrily to the lama. 'All earth would have picked thy bones
within ten mile of Lahore city if I had not guarded thee.'
'I consider in my own mind whether thou art a spirit, sometimes, or sometimes an evil imp,' said the lama,
smiling slowly.
'I am thy chela.' Kim dropped into step at his side that indescribable gait of the longdistance tramp all the
world over.
'Now let us walk,' muttered the lama, and to the click of his rosary they walked in silence mile upon mile. The
lama as usual, was deep in meditation, but Kim's bright eyes were open wide. This broad, smiling river of
life, he considered, was a vast improvement on the cramped and crowded Lahore streets. There were new
people and new sights at every stride castes he knew and castes that were altogether out of his experience.
They met a troop of longhaired, strongscented Sansis with baskets of lizards and other unclean food on
their backs, their lean dogs sniffing at their heels. These people kept their own side of the road', moving at a
quick, furtive jogtrot, and all other castes gave them ample room; for the Sansi is deep pollution. Behind
them, walking wide and stiffly across the strong shadows, the memory of his legirons still on him, strode
one newly released from the jail; his full stomach and shiny skin to prove that the Government fed its
prisoners better than most honest men could feed themselves. Kim knew that walk well, and made broad jest
of it as they passed. Then an Akali, a wildeyed, wildhaired Sikh devotee in the bluechecked clothes of his
faith, with polishedsteel quoits glistening on the cone of his tall blue turban, stalked past, returning from a
visit to one of the independent Sikh States, where he had been singing the ancient glories of the Khalsa to
Collegetrained princelings in topboots and whitecord breeches. Kim was careful not to irritate that man;
for the Akali's temper is short and his arm quick. Here and there they met or were overtaken by the gaily
dressed crowds of whole villages turning out to some local fair; the women, with their babes on their hips,
walking behind the men, the older boys prancing on sticks of sugarcane, dragging rude brass models of
locomotives such as they sell for a halfpenny, or flashing the sun into the eyes of their betters from cheap toy
mirrors. One could see at a glance what each had bought; and if there were any doubt it needed only to watch
the wives comparing, brown arm against brown arm, the newly purchased dull glass bracelets that come from
the NorthWest. These merrymakers stepped slowly, calling one to the other and stopping to haggle with
sweetmeatsellers, or to make a prayer before one of the wayside shrines sometimes Hindu, sometimes
Mussalman which the lowcaste of both creeds share with beautiful impartiality. A solid line of blue, rising
and falling like the back of a caterpillar in haste, would swing up through the quivering dust and trot past to a
chorus of quick cackling. That was a gang of changars the women who have taken all the embankments of
all the Northern railways under their charge a flatfooted, bigbosomed, stronglimbed, bluepetticoated
clan of earthcarriers, hurrying north on news of a job, and wasting no time by the road. They belong to the
caste whose men do not count, and they walked with squared elbows, swinging hips, and heads on high, as
suits women who carry heavy weights. A little later a marriage procession would strike into the Grand Trunk
with music and shoutings, and a smell of marigold and jasmine stronger even than the reek of the dust. One
could see the bride's litter, a blur of red and tinsel, staggering through the haze, while the bridegroom's
bewreathed pony turned aside to snatch a mouthful from a passing foddercart. Then Kim would join the
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Kentishfire of good wishes and bad jokes, wishing the couple a hundred sons and no daughters, as the
saying is. Still more interesting and more to be shouted over it was when a strolling juggler with some
halftrained monkeys, or a panting, feeble bear, or a woman who tied goats' horns to her feet, and with these
danced on a slackrope, set the horses to shying and the women to shrill, longdrawn quavers of amazement.
The lama never raised his eyes. He did not note the moneylender on his gooserumped pony, hastening
along to collect the cruel interest; or the longshouting, deepvoiced little mob still in military formation
of native soldiers on leave, rejoicing to be rid of their breeches and puttees, and saying the most outrageous
things to the most respectable women in sight. Even the seller of Gangeswater he did not see, and Kim
expected that he would at least buy a bottle of that precious stuff. He looked steadily at the ground, and strode
as steadily hour after hour, his soul busied elsewhere. But Kim was in the seventh heaven of joy. The Grand
Trunk at this point was built on an embankment to guard against winter floods from the foothills, so that one
walked, as it were, a little above the country, along a stately corridor, seeing all India spread out to left and
right. It was beautiful to behold the manyyoked grain and cotton wagons crawling over the country roads:
one could hear their axles, complaining a mile away, coming nearer, till with shouts and yells and bad words
they climbed up the steep incline and plunged on to the hard main road, carter reviling carter. It was equally
beautiful to watch the people, little clumps of red and blue and pink and white and saffron, turning aside to go
to their own villages, dispersing and growing small by twos and threes across the level plain. Kim felt these
things, though he could not give tongue to his feelings, and so contented himself with buying peeled
sugarcane and spitting the pith generously about his path. From time to time the lama took snuff, and at last
Kim could endure the silence no longer.
'This is a good land the land of the South!' said he. 'The air is good; the water is good. Eh?'
'And they are all bound upon the Wheel,' said the lama. 'Bound from life after life. To none of these has the
Way been shown.' He shook himself back to this world.
'And now we have walked a weary way,' said Kim. 'Surely we shall soon come to a parao [a restingplace].
Shall we stay there? Look, the sun is sloping.'
'Who will receive us this evening?'
'That is all one. This country is full of good folk. Besides' he sunk his voice beneath a whisper 'we have
money.'
The crowd thickened as they neared the restingplace which marked the end of their day's journey. A line of
stalls selling very simple food and tobacco, a stack of firewood, a policestation, a well, a horsetrough, a
few trees, and, under them, some trampled ground dotted with the black ashes of old fires, are all that mark a
parao on the Grand Trunk; if you except the beggars and the crows both hungry.
By this time the sun was driving broad golden spokes through the lower branches of the mangotrees; the
parakeets and doves were coming. home in their hundreds; the chattering, greybacked Seven Sisters, talking
over the day's adventures, walked back and forth in twos and threes almost under the feet of the travellers;
and shufflings and scufflings in the branches showed that the bats were ready to go out on the nightpicket.
Swiftly the light gathered itself together, painted for an instant the faces and the cartwheels and the bullocks'
horns as red as blood. Then the night fell, changing the touch of the air, drawing a low, even haze, like a
gossamer veil of blue, across the face of the country, and bringing out, keen and distinct, the smell of
woodsmoke and cattle and the good scent of wheaten cakes cooked on ashes. The evening patrol hurried out
of the policestation with important coughings and reiterated orders; and a live charcoal ball in the cup of a
wayside carter's hookah glowed red while Kim's eye mechanically watched the last flicker of the sun on the
brass tweezers.
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The life of the parao was very like that of the Kashmir Serai on a small scale. Kim dived into the happy
Asiatic disorder which, if you only allow time, will bring you everything that a simple man needs.
His wants were few, because, since the lama had no caste scruples, cooked food from the nearest stall would
serve; but, for luxury's sake, Kim bought a handful of dungcakes to build a fire. All about, coming and
going round the little flames, men cried for oil, or grain, or sweetmeats, or tobacco, jostling one another while
they waited their turn at the well; and under the men's voices you heard from halted, shuttered carts the high
squeals and giggles of women whose faces should not be seen in public.
Nowadays, welleducated natives are of opinion that when their womenfolk travel and they visit a good
deal it is better to take them quickly by rail in a properly screened compartment; and that custom is
spreading. But there are always those of the old rock who hold by the use of their forefathers; and, above all,
there are always the old women more conservative than the men who toward the end of their days go on a
pilgrimage. They, being withered and undesirable, do not, under certain circumstances, object to unveiling.
After their long seclusion, during which they have always been in business touch with a thousand outside
interests, they love the bustle and stir of the open road, the gatherings at the shrines, and the infinite
possibilities of gossip with likeminded dowagers. Very often it suits a longsuffering family that a
strongtongued, ironwilled old lady should disport herself about India in this fashion; for certainly
pilgrimage is grateful to the Gods. So all about India, in the most remote places, as in the most public, you
find some knot of grizzled servitors in nominal charge of an old lady who is more or less curtained and hid
away in a bullockcart. Such men are staid and discreet, and when a European or a highcaste native is near
will net their charge with most elaborate precautions; but in the ordinary haphazard chances of pilgrimage the
precautions are not taken. The old lady is, after all, intensely human, and lives to look upon life.
Kim marked down a gaily ornamented ruth or family bullockcart, with a broidered canopy of two domes,
like a doublehumped camel, which had just been drawn into the par. Eight men made its retinue, and two of
the eight were armed with rusty sabres sure signs that they followed a person of distinction, for the
common folk do not bear arms. An increasing cackle of complaints, orders, and jests, and what to a European
would have been bad language, came from behind the curtains. Here was evidently a woman used to
command.
Kim looked over the retinue critically. Half of them were thin legged, greybearded Ooryas from down
country. The other half were duffleclad, felthatted hillmen of the North; and that mixture told its own tale,
even if he had not overheard the incessant sparring between the two divisions. The old lady was going south
on a visit probably to a rich relative, most probably to a sonin law, who had sent up an escort as a mark
of respect. The hillmen would be of her own people Kulu or Kangra folk. It was quite clear that she was not
taking her daughter down to be wedded, or the curtains would have been laced home and the guard would
have allowed no one near the car. A merry and a highspirited dame, thought Kim, balancing the dungcake
in one hand, the cooked food in the other, and piloting the lama with a nudging shoulder. Something might be
made out of the meeting. The lama would give him no help, but, as a conscientious chela, Kim was delighted
to beg for two.
He built his fire as close to the cart as he dared, waiting for one of the escort to order him away. The lama
dropped wearily to the ground, much as a heavy fruiteating bat cowers, and returned to his rosary.
'Stand farther off, beggar!' The order was shouted in broken Hindustani by one of the hillmen.
'Huh! It is only a pahari [a hillman]', said Kim over his shoulder. 'Since when have the hillasses owned all
Hindustan?'
The retort was a swift and brilliant sketch of Kim's pedigree for three generations.
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'Ah!' Kim's voice was sweeter than ever, as he broke the dungcake into fit pieces. 'In my country we call
that the beginning of lovetalk.'
A harsh, thin cackle behind the curtains put the hillman on his mettle for a second shot.
'Not so bad not so bad,' said Kim with calm. 'But have a care, my brother, lest we we, I say be minded
to give a curse or so in return. And our curses have the knack of biting home.'
The Ooryas laughed; the hillman sprang forward threateningly. The lama suddenly raised his head, bringing
his huge tamo'shanter hat into the full light of Kim's newstarted fire.
'What is it?' said he.
The man halted as though struck to stone. 'I I am saved from a great sin,' he stammered.
'The foreigner has found him a priest at last,' whispered one of the Ooryas.
'Hai! Why is that beggarbrat not well beaten?' the old woman cried.
The hillman drew back to the cart and whispered something to the curtain. There was dead silence, then a
muttering.
'This goes well,' thought Kim, pretending neither to see nor hear.
'When when he has eaten' the hillman fawned on Kim 'it it is requested that the Holy One will do
the honour to talk to one who would speak to him.'
'After he has eaten he will sleep,' Kim returned loftily. He could not quite see what new turn the game had
taken, but stood resolute to profit by it. 'Now I will get him his food.' The last sentence, spoken loudly, ended
with a sigh as of faintness.
'I I myself and the others of my people will look to that if it is permitted.'
'It is permitted,' said Kim, more loftily than ever. 'Holy One, these people will bring us food.'
'The land is good. All the country of the South is good a great and a terrible world,' mumbled the lama
drowsily.
'Let him sleep,' said Kim, 'but look to it that we are well fed when he wakes. He is a very holy man.'
Again one of the Ooryas said something contemptuously.
'He is not a fakir. He is not a downcountry beggar,' Kim went on severely, addressing the stars. 'He is the
most holy of holy men. He is above all castes. I am his chela.'
'Come here!' said the flat thin voice behind the curtain; and Kim came, conscious that eyes he could not see
were staring at him. One skinny brown finger heavy with rings lay on the edge of the cart, and the talk went
this way:
"Who is that one?'
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'An exceedingly holy one. He comes from far off. He comes from Tibet.'
'Where in Tibet?'
'From behind the snows from a very far place. He knows the stars; he makes horoscopes; he reads
nativities. But he does not do this for money. He does it for kindness and great charity. I am his disciple. I am
called also the Friend of the Stars.'
'Thou art no hillman.'
'Ask him. He will tell thee I was sent to him from the Stars to show him an end to his pilgrimage.'
'Humph! Consider, brat, that I am an old woman and not altogether a fool. Lamas I know, and to these I give
reverence, but thou art no more a lawful chela than this my finger is the pole of this wagon. Thou art a
casteless Hindu a bold and unblushing beggar, attached, belike, to the Holy One for the sake of gain.'
'Do we not all work for gain?' Kim changed his tone promptly to match that altered voice. 'I have heard' this
was a bow drawn at a venture 'I have heard '
'What hast thou heard?' she snapped, rapping with the finger.
'Nothing that I well remember, but some talk in the bazars, which is doubtless a lie, that even Rajahs small
Hill Rajahs '
'But none the less of good Rajput blood.'
'Assuredly of good blood. That these even sell the more comely of their womenfolk for gain. Down south
they sell them to zemindars and suchall of Oudh.'
If there be one thing in the world that the small Hill Rajahs deny it is just this charge; but it happens to be one
thing that the bazars believe, when they discuss the mysterious slavetraffics of India. The old lady explained
to Kim, in a tense, indignant whisper, precisely what manner and fashion of malignant liar he was. Had Kim
hinted this when she was a girl, he would have been pommelled to death that same evening by an elephant.
This was perfectly true.
'Ahai! I am only a beggar's brat, as the Eye of Beauty has said,' he wailed in extravagant terror.
'Eye of Beauty, forsooth! Who am I that thou shouldst fling beggarendearments at me?' And yet she laughed
at the long forgotten word. 'Forty years ago that might have been said, and not without truth. Ay. thirty
years ago. But it is the fault of this gadding up and down Hind that a king's widow must jostle all the scum of
the land, and be made a mock by beggars.'
'Great Queen,' said Kim promptly, for he heard her shaking with indignation, 'I am even what the Great
Queen says I am; but none the less is my master holy. He has not yet heard the Great Queen's order that ' I
'Order? I order a Holy One a Teacher of the Law to come and speak to a woman? Never!'
'Pity my stupidity. I thought it was given as an order '
'It was not. It was a petition. Does this make all clear?'
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A silver coin clicked on the edge of the cart. Kim took it and salaamed profoundly. The old lady recognized
that, as the eyes and the ears of the lama, he was to be propitiated.
'I am but the Holy One's disciple. When he has eaten perhaps he will come.'
'Oh, villain and shameless rogue!' The jewelled forefinger shook itself at him reprovingly; but he could hear
the old lady's chuckle.
'Nay, what is it?' he said, dropping into his most caressing and confidential tone the one, he well knew, that
few could resist. 'Is is there any need of a son in thy family? Speak freely, for we priests ' That last was a
direct plagiarism from a fakir by the Taksali Gate.
'We priests! Thou art not yet old enough to ' She checked the joke with another laugh. 'Believe me, now and
again, we women, O priest, think of other matters than sons. Moreover, my daughter has borne her
manchild.'
'Two arrows in the quiver are better than one; and three are better still.' Kim quoted the proverb with a
meditative cough, looking discreetly earthward.
'True oh, true. But perhaps that will come. Certainly those down country Brahmins are utterly useless. I
sent gifts and monies and gifts again to them, and they prophesied.'
'Ah,' drawled Kim, with infinite contempt, 'they prophesied!' A professional could have done no better.
'And it was not till I remembered my own Gods that my prayers were heard. I chose an auspicious hour, and
perhaps thy Holy One has heard of the Abbot of the LungCho lamassery. It was to him I put the matter,
and behold in the due time all came about as I desired. The Brahmin in the house of the father of my
daughter's son has since said that it was through his prayers which is a little error that I will explain to him
when we reach our journey's end. And so afterwards I go to Buddh Gaya, to make shraddha for the father of
my children.'
'Thither go we.'
'Doubly auspicious,' chirruped the old lady. 'A second son at least!'
'O Friend of all the World!' The lama had waked, and, simply as a child bewildered in a strange bed, called
for Kim.
'I come! I come, Holy One!' He dashed to the fire, where he found the lama already surrounded by dishes of
food, the hillmen visibly adoring him and the Southerners looking sourly.
'Go back! Withdraw!' Kim cried. 'Do we eat publicly like dogs?' They finished the meal in silence, each
turned a little from the other, and Kim topped it with a nativemade cigarette.
'Have I not said an hundred times that the South is a good land? Here is a virtuous and highborn widow of a
Hill Rajah on pilgrimage, she says, to Buddha Gay. She it is sends us those dishes; and when thou art well
rested she would speak to thee.'
'Is this also thy work?' The lama dipped deep into his snuffgourd.
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'Who else watched over thee since our wonderful journey began?' Kim's eyes danced in his head as he blew
the rank smoke through his nostrils and stretched him on the dusty ground. 'Have I failed to oversee thy
comforts, Holy One?'
'A blessing on thee.' The lama inclined his solemn head. 'I have known many men in my so long life, and
disciples not a few. But to none among men, if so be thou art womanborn, has my heart gone out as it has to
thee thoughtful, wise, and courteous; but something of a small imp.'
'And I have never seen such a priest as thou.' Kim considered the benevolent yellow face wrinkle by wrinkle.
'It is less than three days since we took the road together, and it is as though it were a hundred years.'
'Perhaps in a former life it was permitted that I should have rendered thee some service. Maybe' he smiled
'I freed thee from a trap; or, having caught thee on a hook in the days when I was not enlightened, cast thee
back into the river.'
'Maybe,' said Kim quietly. He had heard this sort of speculation again and again, from the mouths of many
whom the English would not consider imaginative. 'Now, as regards that
women in the bullockcart I think she needs a second son for her daughter.'
'That is no part of the Way,' sighed the lama. 'But at least she is from the Hills. Ah, the Hills, and the snow of
the Hills!'
He rose and stalked to the cart. Kim would have given his ears to come too, but the lama did not invite him;
and the few words he caught were in an unknown tongue, for they spoke some common speech of the
mountains. The woman seemed to ask questions which the lama turned over in his mind before answering.
Now and again he heard the singsong cadence of a Chinese quotation. It was a strange picture that Kim
watched between drooped eyelids. The lama, very straight and erect, the deep folds of his yellow clothing
slashed with black in the light of the parao fires precisely as a knotted treetrunk is slashed with the shadows
of the low sun, addressed a tinsel and lacquered ruth which burned like a manycoloured jewel in the same
uncertain light. The patterns on the goldworked curtains ran up and down, melting and reforming as the
folds shook and quivered to the night wind; and when the talk grew more earnest the jewelled forefinger
snapped out little sparks of light between the embroideries. Behind the cart was a wall of uncertain darkness
speckled with little flames and alive with halfcaught forms and faces and shadows. The voices of early
evening had settled down to one soothing hum whose deepest note was the steady chumping of the bullocks
above their chopped straw, and whose highest was the tinkle of a Bengali dancinggirl's sitar. Most men had
eaten and pulled deep at their gurgling, grunting hookahs, which in full blast sound like bullfrogs.
At last the lama returned. A hillman walked behind him with a wadded cottonquilt and spread it carefully by
the fire.
'She deserves ten thousand grandchildren,' thought Kim. 'None the less, but for me, those gifts would not
have come.'
'A virtuous woman and a wise one.' The lama slackened off, joint by joint, like a slow camel. 'The world is
full of charity to those who follow the Way.' He flung a fair half of the quilt over Kim. 'And what said she?'
Kim rolled up in his share of it.
'She asked me many questions and propounded many problems the most of which were idle tales which she
had heard from devil serving priests who pretend to follow the Way. Some I answered, and some I said
were foolish. Many wear the Robe, but few keep the Way.'
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'True. That is true.' Kim used the thoughtful, conciliatory tone of those who wish to draw confidences.
'But by her lights she is most rightminded. She desires greatly that we should go with her to Buddh Gaya;
her road being ours, as I understand, for many days' journey to the southward.'
'And?'
'Patience a little. To this I said that my Search came before all things. She had heard many foolish legends,
but this great truth of my River she had never heard. Such are the priests of the lower hills! She knew the
Abbot of LungCho, but she did not know of my River nor the tale of the Arrow.'
'And?'
'I spoke therefore of the Search, and of the Way, and of matters that were profitable; she desiring only that I
should accompany her and make prayer for a second son.'
'Aha! "We women" do not think of anything save children,' said Kim sleepily.
'Now, since our roads run together for a while, I do not see that we in any way depart from our Search if so be
we accompany her at least as far as I have forgotten the name of the city.'
'Ohe!' said Kim, turning and speaking in a sharp whisper to one of the Ooryas a few yards away. 'Where is
your master's house?'
'A little behind Saharunpore, among the fruit gardens.' He named the village.
'That was the place,' said the lama. 'So far, at least, we can go with her.'
'Flies go to carrion,' said the Oorya, in an abstracted voice.
'For the sick cow a crow; for the sick man a Brahmin.' Kim breathed the proverb impersonally to the
shadowtops of the trees overhead.
The Oorya grunted and held his peace.
'So then we go with her, Holy One?'
'Is there any reason against? I can still step aside and try all the rivers that the road overpasses. She desires
that I should come. She very greatly desires it.'
Kim stifled a laugh in the quilt. When once that imperious old lady had recovered from her natural awe of a
lama he thought it probable that she would be worth listening to.
He was nearly asleep when the lama suddenly quoted a proverb: 'The husbands of the talkative have a great
reward hereafter.' Then Kim heard him snuff thrice, and dozed off, still laughing.
The diamondbright dawn woke men and crows and bullocks together. Kim sat up and yawned, shook
himself, and thrilled with delight. This was seeing the world in real truth; this was life as he would have it
bustling and shouting, the buckling of belts, and beating of bullocks and creaking of wheels, lighting of fires
and cooking of food, and new sights at every turn of the approving eye. The morning mist swept off in a
whorl of silver, the parrots shot away to some distant river in shrieking green hosts: all the wellwheels
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within earshot went to work. India was awake, and Kim was in the middle of it, more awake and more
excited than anyone, chewing on a twig that he would presently use as a toothbrush; for he borrowed right
and lefthandedly from all the customs of the country he knew and loved. There was no need to worry about
food no need to spend a cowrie at the crowded stalls. He was the disciple of a holy man annexed by a
strongwilled old lady. All things would be prepared for them, and when they were respectfully invited so to
do they would sit and eat. For the rest Kim giggled here as he cleaned his teeth his hostess would rather
heighten the enjoyment of the road. He inspected her bullocks critically, as they came up grunting and
blowing under the yokes. If they went too fast it was not likely there would be a pleasant seat for himself
along the pole; the lama would sit beside the driver. The escort, of course, would walk. The old lady, equally
of course, would talk a great deal, and by what he had heard that conversation would not lack salt. She was
already ordering, haranguing, rebuking, and, it must be said, cursing her servants for delays.
'Get her her pipe. In the name of the Gods, get her her pipe and stop her illomened mouth,' cried an Oorya,
tying up his shapeless bundles of bedding. 'She and the parrots are alike. They screech in the dawn.'
'The leadbullocks! Hai! Look to the leadbullocks!' They were backing and wheeling as a graincart's axle
caught them by the horns. "Son of an owl, where dost thou go?' This to the grinning carter.
'Ai! Yai! Yai! That within there is the Queen of Delhi going to pray for a son,' the man called back over his
high load. 'Room for the Queen of Delhi and her Prime Minister the grey monkey climbing up his own
sword!' Another cart loaded with bark for a downcountry tannery followed close behind, and its driver
added a few compliments as the ruthbullocks backed and backed again.
>From behind the shaking curtains came one volley of invective. It did not last long, but in kind and quality,
in blistering, biting appropriateness, it was beyond anything that even Kim had heard. He could see the
carter's bare chest collapse with amazement, as the man salaamed reverently to the voice, leaped from the
pole, and helped the escort haul their volcano on to the main road. Here the voice told him truthfully what
sort of wife he had wedded, and what she was doing in his absence.
'Oh, shabash!' murmured Kim, unable to contain himself, as the man slunk away.
'Well done, indeed? It is a shame and a scandal that a poor woman may not go to make prayer to her Gods
except she be jostled and insulted by all the refuse of Hindustan that she must eat gali [abuse] as men eat
ghi. But I have yet a wag left to my tongue a word or two well spoken that serves the occasion. And still am
I without my tobacco! Who is the oneeyed and luckless son of shame that has not yet prepared my pipe?'
It was hastily thrust in by a hillman, and a trickle of thick smoke from each corner of the curtains showed that
peace was restored.
If Kim had walked proudly the day before, disciple of a holy man, today he paced with tenfold pride in the
train of a semiroyal procession, with a recognized place under the patronage of an old lady of charming
manners and infinite resource. The escort, their heads tied up nativefashion, fell in on either side the cart,
shuffling enormous clouds of dust.
The lama and Kim walked a little to one side; Kim chewing his stick of sugarcane, and making way for no
one under the status of a priest. They could hear the old lady's tongue clack as steadily as a ricehusker. She
bade the escort tell her what was going on on the road; and so soon as they were clear of the parao she flung
back the curtains and peered out, her veil a third across her face. Her men did not eye her directly when she
addressed them, and thus the proprieties were more or less observed.
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A dark, sallowish District Superintendent of Police, faultlessly uniformed, an Englishman, trotted by on a
tired horse, and, seeing from her retinue what manner of person she was, chaffed her.
'O mother,' he cried, 'do they do this in the zenanas? Suppose an Englishman came by and saw that thou hats
no nose?'
'What?' she shrilled back. 'Thine own mother has no nose? Why say so, then, on the open road?'
It was a fair counter. The Englishman threw up his hand with the gesture of a man hit at swordplay. She
laughed and nodded.
'Is this a face to tempt virtue aside?. She withdrew all her veil and stared at him.
It was by no means lovely, but as the man gathered up his reins he called it a Moon of Paradise, a Disturber
of Integrity, and a few other fantastic epithets which doubled her up with mirth.
'That is a nutcut [rogue],' she said. 'All policeconstables are nutcuts; but the policewallahs are the worst.
Hai, my son, thou hast never learned all that since thou camest from Belait [Europe]. Who suckled thee?'
'A pahareen a hillwoman of Dalhousie, my mother. Keep thy beauty under a shade O Dispenser of
Delights,' and he was gone.
'These be the sort' she took a fine judicial tone, and stuffed her mouth with pan 'These be the sort to
oversee justice. They know the land and the customs of the land, The others, all new from Europe, suckled by
white women and learning our tongues from books, are worse than the pestilence. They do harm to Kings.'
Then she told a long, long tale to the world at large, of an ignorant young policeman who had disturbed some
small Hill Rajah, a ninth cousin of her own, in the matter of a trivial landcase, winding up with a quotation
from a work by no means devotional.
Then her mood changed, and she bade one of the escort ask whether the lama would walk alongside and
discuss matters of religion. So Kim dropped back into the dust and returned to his sugarcane. For an hour or
more the lama's tamo'shanter showed like a moon through the haze; and, from all he heard, Kim gathered
that the old woman wept. One of the Ooryas half apologized for his rudeness overnight, saying that he had
never known his mistress of so bland a temper, and he ascribed it to the presence of the strange priest.
Personally, he believed in Brahmins, though, like all natives, he was acutely aware of their cunning and their
greed. Still, when Brahmins but irritated with begging demands the mother of his master's wife, and when she
sent them away so angry that they cursed the whole retinue (which was the real reason of the second offside
bullock going lame, and of the pole breaking the night before), he was prepared to accept any priest of any
other denomination in or out of India. To this Kim assented with wise nods, and bade the Oorya observe that
the lama took no money, and that the cost of his and Kim's food would be repaid a hundred times in the good
luck that would attend the caravan henceforward. He also told stories of Lahore city, and sang a song or two
which made the escort laugh. As a townmouse well acquainted with the latest songs by the most fashionable
composers they are women for the most part Kim had a distinct advantage over men from a little
fruitvillage behind Saharunpore, but he let that advantage be inferred.
At noon they turned aside to eat, and the meal was good, plentiful, and wellserved on plates of clean leaves,
in decency, out of drift of the dust. They gave the scraps to certain beggars, that all requirements might be
fulfilled, and sat down to a long, luxurious smoke. The old lady had retreated behind her curtains, but mixed
most freely in the talk, her servants arguing with and contradicting her as servants do throughout the East.
She compared the cool and the pines of the Kangra and Kulu hills with the dust and the mangoes of the
South; she told a tale of some old local Gods at the edge of her husband's territory; she roundly abused the
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tobacco which she was then smoking, reviled all Brahmins, and speculated without reserve on the coming of
many grandsons.
Chapter 5
Here come I to my own again
Fed, forgiven, and known again
Claimed by bone of my bone again,
And sib to flesh of my flesh!
The fatted calf is dressed for me,
But the husks have greater zest for me ...
I think my pigs will be best for me,
So I'm off to the styes afresh.
The Prodigal Son.
Once more the lazy, stringtied, shuffling procession got under way, and she slept till they reached the next
haltingstage. It was a very short march, and time lacked an hour to sundown, so Kim cast about for means
of amusement.
'But why not sit and rest?' said one of the escort. 'Only the devils and the English walk to and fro without
reason.'
'Never make friends with the Devil, a Monkey, or a Boy. No man knows what they will do next,' said his
fellow.
Kim turned a scornful back he did not want to hear the old story how the Devil played with the boys and
repented of it and walked idly across country.
The lama strode after him. All that day, whenever they passed a stream, he had turned aside to look at it, but
in no case had he received any warning that he had found his River. Insensibly, too, the comfort of speaking
to someone in a reasonable tongue,' and of being properly considered and respected as her spiritual adviser by
a wellborn woman, had weaned his thoughts a little from the Search. And further, he was prepared to spend
serene years in his quest; having nothing of the white manis impatience, but a great faith.
'Where goest thou?' he called after Kim.
'Nowhither it was a small march, and all this' Kim waved his hands abroad 'is new to me.'
'She is beyond question a wise and a discerning woman. But it is hard to meditate when '
'All women are thus.' Kim spoke as might have Solomon.
'Before the lamassery was a broad platform,' the lama muttered, looping up the wellworn rosary, 'of stone.
On that I have left the marks of my feet pacing to and fro with these.'
He clicked the beads, and began the 'Om mane pudme hum's of his devotion; grateful for the cool, the quiet,
and the absence of dust.
One thing after another drew Kim's idle eye across the plain. There was no purpose in his wanderings, except
that the build of the huts near by seemed new, and he wished to investigate.
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They came out on a broad tract of grazingground, brown and purple in the afternoon light, with a heavy
clump of mangoes in the centre. It struck Kim as curious that no shrine stood in so eligible a spot: the boy
was observing as any priest for these things. Far across the plain walked side by side four men, made small
by the distance. He looked intently under his curved palms and caught the sheen of brass.
'Soldiers. White soldiers!' said he. 'Let us see.'
'It is always soldiers when thou and I go out alone together. But I have never seen the white soldiers.'
'They do no harm except when they are drunk. Keep behind this tree.'
They stepped behind the thick trunks in the cool dark of the mango tope. Two little figures halted; the other
two came forward uncertainly. They were the advanceparty of a regiment on the march, sent out, as usual,
to mark the camp. They bore fivefoot sticks with fluttering flags, and called to each other as they spread
over the flat earth.
At last they entered the mangogrove, walking heavily.
'It's here or hereabouts officers' tents under the trees, I take it, an' the rest of us can stay outside. Have they
marked out for the baggagewagons behind?'
They cried again to their comrades in the distance, and the rough answer came back faint and mellowed.
'Shove the flag in here, then,' said one.
'What do they prepare?' said the lama, wonderstruck. 'This is a great and terrible world. What is the device on
the flag?'
A soldier thrust a stave within a few feet of them, grunted discontentedly, pulled it up again, conferred with
his companion, who looked up and down the shaded cave of greenery, and returned it.
Kim stared with all his eyes, his breath coming short and sharp between his teeth. The soldiers stamped off
into the sunshine.
'O Holy One!' he gasped. 'My horoscope! The drawing in the dust by the priest at Umballa! Remember what
he said. First come two ferashes to make all things ready in a dark place, as it is always at the beginning
of a vision.'
'But this is not vision,' said the lama. 'It is the world's Illusion, and no more.'
'And after them comes the Bull the Red Bull on the green field. Look! It is he!'
He pointed to the flag that was snap snapping in the evening breeze not ten feet away. It was no more than an
ordinary camp marking flag; but the regiment, always punctilious in matters of millinery, had charged it
with the regimental device, the Red Bull, which is the crest of the Mavericks the great Red Bull on a
background of Irish green.
'I see, and now I remember.' said the lama. 'Certainly it is thy Bull. Certainly, also, the two men came to make
all ready.'
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'They are soldiers white soldiers. What said the priest? "The sign over against the Bull is the sign of War
and armed men." Holy One, this thing touches my Search.'
'True. It is true.' The lama stared fixedly at the device that flamed like a ruby in the dusk. 'The priest at
Umballa said that thine was the sign of War.'
'What is to do now?'
'Wait. Let us wait.'
'Even now the darkness clears" said Kim. It was only natural that the descending sun should at last strike
through the treetrunks, across the grove, filling it with mealy gold light for a few minutes; but to Kim it was
the crown of the Umballa Brahmin's prophecy.
'Hark!' said the lama. 'One beats a drum far off!'
At first the sound, carrying diluted through the still air, resembled the beating of an artery in the head. Soon a
sharpness was added.
'Ah! The music,' Kim explained. He knew the sound of a regimental band, but it amazed the lama.
At the far end of the plain a heavy, dusty column crawled in sight. Then the wind brought the tune:
We crave your condescension To tell you what we know Of marching in the Mulligan Guards To Sligo Port
below!
Here broke in the shrilltongued fifes:
We shouldered arms, We marched we marched away. >From Phoenix Park We marched to Dublin Bay.
The drums and the fifes, Oh, sweetly they did play, As we marched marched marched with the
Mulligan Guards!
It was the band of the Mavericks playing the regiment to camp; for the men were routemarching with their
baggage. The rippling column swung into the level carts behind it divided left and right, ran about like an
anthill, and ...
'But this is sorcery!' said the lama.
The plain dotted itself with tents that seemed to rise, all spread, from the carts. Another rush of men invaded
the grove, pitched a huge tent in silence, ran up yet eight or nine more by the side of it, unearthed
cookingpots, pans, and bundles, which were taken possession of by a crowd of native servants; and behold
the mango tope turned into an orderly town as they watched!
'Let us go,' said the lama, sinking back afraid, as the fires twinkled and white officers with jingling swords
stalked into the Messtent.
'Stand back in the shadow. No one can see beyond the light of a fire,' said Kim, his eyes still on the flag. He
had never before watched the routine of a seasoned regiment pitching camp in thirty minutes.
'Look! look! look!' clucked the lama. 'Yonder comes a priest.' It was Bennett, the Church of England
Chaplain of the regiment, limping in dusty black. One of his flock had made some rude remarks about the
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Chaplain's mettle; and to abash him Bennett had marched step by step with the men that day. The black dress,
gold cross on the watchchain, the hairless face, and the soft, black wideawake hat would have marked him
as a holy man anywhere in all India. He dropped into a campchair by the door of the Messtent and slid off
his boots. Three or four officers gathered round him, laughing and joking over his exploit.
'The talk of white men is wholly lacking in dignity,' said the lama, who judged only by tone. 'But I considered
the countenance of that priest and I think he is learned. Is it likely that he will understand our talk? I would
talk to him of my Search.'
'Never speak to a white man till he is fed,' said Kim, quoting a wellknown proverb. 'They will eat now, and
and I do not think they are good to beg from. Let us go back to the restingplace. After we have eaten we
will come again. It certainly was a Red Bull my Red Bull.'
They were both noticeably absentminded when the old lady's retinue set their meal before them; so none
broke their reserve, for it is not lucky to annoy guests.
'Now,' said Kim, picking his teeth, 'we will return to that place; but thou, O Holy One, must wait a little way
off, because thy feet are heavier than mine and I am anxious to see more of that Red Bull.'
'But how canst thou understand the talk? Walk slowly. The road is dark,' the lama replied uneasily.
Kim put the question aside. 'I marked a place near to the trees,' said he, 'where thou canst sit till I call. Nay,'
as the lama made some sort of protest, 'remember this is my Search the Search for my Red Bull. The sign in
the Stars was not for thee. I know a little of the customs of white soldiers, and I always desire to see some
new things.'
'What dost thou not know of this world?' The lama squatted obediently in a little hollow of the ground not a
hundred yards from the hump of the mangotrees dark against the starpowdered sky.
'Stay till I call.' Kim flitted into the dusk. He knew that in all probability there would be sentries round the
camp, and smiled to himself as he heard the thick boots of one. A boy who can dodge over the roofs of
Lahore city on a moonlight night, using every little patch and corner of darkness to discomfit his pursuer, is
not likely to be checked by a line of welltrained soldiers. He paid them the compliment of crawling between
a couple, and, running and halting, crouching and dropping flat, worked his way toward the lighted
Messtent where, close pressed behind the mangotree, he waited till some chance word should give him a
returnable lead.
The one thing now in his mind was further information as to the Red Bull. For aught he knew, and Kim's
limitations were as curious and sudden as his expansions, the men, the nine hundred thorough devils of his
father's prophecy, might pray to the beast after dark, as Hindus pray to the Holy Cow. That at least would be
entirely right and logical, and the padre with the gold cross would be therefore the man to consult in the
matter. On the other hand, remembering soberfaced padres whom he had avoided in Lahore city, the priest
might be an inquisitive nuisance who would bid him learn. But had it not been proven at Umballa that his
sign in the high heavens portended War and armed men? Was he not the Friend of the Stars as well as of all
the World, crammed to the teeth with dreadful secrets? Lastly and firstly as the undercurrent of all his quick
thoughts this adventure, though he did not know the English word, was a stupendous lark a delightful
continuation of his old flights across the housetops, as well as the fulfilment of sublime prophecy. He lay
bellyflat and wriggled towards the Messtent door, a hand on the amulet round his neck.
It was as he suspected. The Sahibs prayed to their God; for in the centre of the Messtable its sole
ornament when they were on the line of march stood a golden bull fashioned from oldtime loot of the
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Summer Palace at Pekin a redgold bull with lowered head, ramping upon a field of Irish green. To him the
Sahibs held out their glasses and cried aloud confusedly.
Now the Reverend Arthur Bennett always left Mess after that toast, and being rather tired by his march his
movements were more abrupt than usual. Kim, with slightly raised head, was still staring at his totem on the
table, when the Chaplain stepped on his right shoulderblade. Kim flinched under the leather, and, rolling
sideways, brought down the Chaplain, who, ever a man of action, caught him by the throat and nearly choked
the life out of him. Kim then kicked him desperately in the stomach. Mr Bennett gasped and doubled up, but
without relaxing his grip, rolled over again, and silently hauled Kim to his own tent. The Mavericks were
incurable practical jokers; and it occurred to the Englishman that silence was best till he had made complete
inquiry.
'Why, it's a boy!' he said, as he drew his prize under the light of the tentpole lantern, then shaking him
severely cried: 'What were you doing? You're a thief. Choor? Mallum?' His Hindustani was very limited, and
the ruffled and disgusted Kim intended to keep to the character laid down for him. As he recovered his breath
he was inventing a beautifully plausible tale of his relations to some scullion, and at the same time keeping a
keen eye on and a little under the Chaplain's left armpit. The chance came; he ducked for the doorway, but a
long arm shot out and clutched at his neck, snapping the amuletstring and closing on the amulet.
'Give it me. O, give it me. Is it lost? Give me the papers.'
The words were in English the tinny, sawcut English of the nativebred, and the Chaplain jumped.
'A scapular,' said he, opening his hand. 'No, some sort of heathen charm. Why why, do you speak English?
Little boys who steal are beaten. You know that?'
'I do not I did not steal.' Kim danced in agony like a terrier at a lifted stick. 'Oh, give it me. It is my charm.
Do not thieve it from me.'
The Chaplain took no heed, but, going to the tent door, called aloud. A fattish, cleanshaven man appeared.
'I want your advice, Father Victor,' said Bennett. 'I found this boy in the dark outside the Messtent.
Ordinarily, I should have chastised him and let him go, because I believe him to be a thief. But it seems he
talks English, and he attaches some sort of value to a charm round his neck. I thought perhaps you might help
me.'
Between himself and the Roman Catholic Chaplain of the Irish contingent lay, as Bennett believed, an
unbridgeable gulf, but it was noticeable that whenever the Church of England dealt with a human problem
she was very likely to call in the Church of Rome. Bennett's official abhorrence of the Scarlet Woman and all
her ways was only equalled by his private respect for Father Victor.
'A thief talking English, is it? Let's look at his charm. No, it's not a scapular, Bennett.' He held out his hand.
'But have we any right to open it? A sound whipping '
'I did not thieve,' protested Kim. 'You have hit me kicks all over my body. Now give me my charm and I will
go away.'
'Not quite so fast. We'll look first,' said Father Victor, leisurely rolling out poor Kimball O'Hara's 'ne varietur'
parchment, his clearancecertificate, and Kim's baptismal certificate. On this last O'Hara with some
confused idea that he was doing wonders for his son had scrawled scores of times: 'Look after the boy.
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Please look after the boy' signing his name and regimental number in full.
'Powers of Darkness below!" said Father Victor, passing all over to Mr Bennett. 'Do you know what these
things are?'
'Yes.' said Kim. 'They are mine, and I want to go away.'
'I do not quite understand,' said Mr Bennett. 'He probably brought them on purpose. It may be a begging trick
of some kind.'
'I never saw a beggar less anxious to stay with his company, then. There's the makings of a gay mystery here.
Ye believe in Providence, Bennett?'
'I hope so.'
'Well, I believe in miracles, so it comes to the same thing. Powers of Darkness! Kimball O'Hara! And his son!
But then he's a native, and I saw Kimball married myself to Annie Shott. How long have you had these
things, boy?'
'Ever since I was a little baby.'
Father Victor stepped forward quickly and opened the front of Kim's upper garment. 'You see, Bennett, he's
not very black. What's your name?'
'Kim.'
'Or Kimball?'
'Perhaps. Will you let me go away?'
'What else?'
'They call me Kim Rishti ke. That is Kim of the Rishti.'
'What is that "Rishti"?'
'Eyerishti that was the Regiment my father's.'
'Irish oh, I see.'
'Yess. That was how my father told me. My father, he has lived.'
'Has lived where?'
'Has lived. Of course he is dead goneout.'
'Oh! That's your abrupt way of putting it, is it?'
Bennett interrupted. 'It is possible I have done the boy an injustice. He is certainly white, though evidently
neglected. I am sure I must have bruised him. I do not think spirits '
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'Get him a glass of sherry, then, and let him squat on the cot. Now, Kim,' continued Father Victor, 'no one is
going to hurt you. Drink that down and tell us about yourself. The truth, if you've no objection.'
Kim coughed a little as he put down the empty glass, and considered. This seemed a time for caution and
fancy. Small boys who prowl about camps are generally turned out after a whipping. But he had received no
stripes; the amulet was evidently working in his favour, and it looked as though the Umballa horoscope and
the few words that he could remember of his father's maunderings fitted in most miraculously. Else why did
the fat padre seem so impressed, and why the glass of hot yellow drink from the lean one?
'My father, he is dead in Lahore city since I was very little. The woman, she kept kabarri shop near where the
hirecarriages are.' Kim began with a plunge, not quite sure how far the truth would serve him.
'Your mother?'
'No!' with a gesture of disgust. 'She went out when I was born. My father, he got these papers from the
JadooGher what do you call that?' (Bennett nodded) 'because he was in goodstanding. What do you call
that?' (again Bennett nodded). 'My father told me that. He said, too, and also the Brahmin who made the
drawing in the dust at Umballa two days ago, he said, that I shall find a Red Bull on a green field and that the
Bull shall help me.'
'A phenomenal little liar,' muttered Bennett.
'Powers of Darkness below, what a country!' murmured Father Victor. 'Go on, Kim.'
'I did not thieve. Besides, I am just now disciple of a very holy man. He is sitting outside. We saw two men
come with flags, making the place ready. That is always so in a dream, or on account of a a prophecy. So I
knew it was come true. I saw the Red Bull on the green field, and my father he said: "Nine hundred pukka
devils and the Colonel riding on a horse will look after you when you find the Red Bull!" I did not know what
to do when I saw the Bull, but I went away and I came again when it was dark. I wanted to see the Bull again,
and I saw the Bull again with the the Sahibs praying to it. I think the Bull shall help me. The holy man said
so too. He is sitting outside. Will you hurt him, if I call him a shout now? He is very holy. He can witness to
all the things I say, and he knows I am not a thief.'
'"Sahibs praying to a bull!" What in the world do you make of that?' said Bennett. "'Disciple of a holy man!"
Is the boy mad?'
'It's O'Hara's boy, sure enough. O'Hara's boy leagued with all the Powers of Darkness. It's very much what his
father would have done if he was drunk. We'd better invite the holy man. He may know something.'
'He does not know anything,' said Kim. 'I will show you him if you come. He is my master. Then afterwards
we can go.'
'Powers of Darkness!' was all that Father Victor could say, as Bennett marched off, with a firm hand on Kim's
shoulder.
They found the lama where he had dropped.
'The Search is at an end for me,' shouted Kim in the vernacular. 'I have found the Bull, but God knows what
comes next. They will not hurt you. Come to the fat priest's tent with this thin man and see the end. It is all
new, and they cannot talk Hindi. They are only uncurried donkeys.'
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'Then it is not well to make a jest of their ignorance,' the lama returned. 'I am glad if thou art rejoiced, chela.'
Dignified and unsuspicious, he strode into the little tent, saluted the Churches as a Churchman, and sat down
by the open charcoal brazier. The yellow lining of the tent reflected in the lamplight made his face redgold.
Bennett looked at him with the tripleringed uninterest of the creed that lumps ninetenths of the world
under the title of 'heathen'.
'And what was the end of the Search? What gift has the Red Bull brought?' The lama addressed himself to
Kim.
'He says, "What are you going to do?"' Bennett was staring uneasily at Father Victor, and Kim, for his own
ends, took upon himself the office of interpreter.
'I do not see what concern this fakir has with the boy, who is probably his dupe or his confederate,' Bennett
began. 'We cannot allow an English boy Assuming that he is the son of a Mason, the sooner he goes to the
Masonic Orphanage the better.'
'Ah! That's your opinion as Secretary to the Regimental Lodge,' said Father Victor; 'but we might as well tell
the old man what we are going to do. He doesn't look like a villain.'
'My experience is that one can never fathom the Oriental mind. Now, Kimball, I wish you to tell this man
what I say word for word.'
Kim gathered the import of the next few sentences and began thus:
'Holy One, the thin fool who looks like a camel says that I am the son of a Sahib.'
'But how?'
'Oh, it is true. I knew it since my birth, but he could only find it out by rending the amulet from my neck and
reading all the papers. He thinks that once a Sahib is always a Sahib, and between the two of them they
purpose to keep me in this Regiment or to send me to a madrissah [a school]. It has happened before. I have
always avoided it. The fat fool is of one mind and the camellike one of another. But that is no odds. I may
spend one night here and perhaps the next. It has happened before. Then I will run away and return to thee.'
'But tell them that thou art my chela. Tell them how thou didst come to me when I was faint and bewildered.
Tell them of our Search, and they will surely let thee go now.'
'I have already told them. They laugh, and they talk of the police.'
'What are you saying?' asked Mr Bennett.
'Oah. He only says that if you do not let me go it will stop him in his business his urgent private affairs.'
This last was a reminiscence of some talk with a Eurasian clerk in the Canal Department, but it only drew a
smile, which nettled him. 'And if you did know what his business was you would not be in such a beastly
hurry to interfere.'
'What is it then?' said Father Victor, not without feeling, as he watched the lama's face.
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'There is a River in this country which he wishes to find so verree much. It was put out by an Arrow which
'Kim tapped his foot impatiently as he translated in his own mind from the vernacular to his clumsy English.
'Oah, it was made by our Lord God Buddha, you know, and if you wash there you are washed away from all
your sins and made as white as cottonwool.' (Kim had heard missiontalk in his time.) 'I am his disciple,
and we must find that River. It is so verree valuable to us.'
'Say that again,' said Bennett. Kim obeyed, with amplifications.
'But this is gross blasphemy!' cried the Church of England.
'Tck! Tck!' said Father Victor sympathetically. 'I'd give a good deal to be able to talk the vernacular. A river
that washes away sin! And how long have you two been looking for it?'
'Oh, many days. Now we wish to go away and look for it again. It is not here, you see.'
'I see,' said Father Victor gravely. 'But he can't go on in that old man's company. It would be different, Kim, if
you were not a soldier's son. Tell him that the Regiment will take care of you and make you as good a man as
your as good a man as can be. Tell him that if he believes in miracles he must believe that '
'There is no need to play on his credulity,' Bennett interrupted.
'I'm doing no such thing. He must believe that the boy's coming here to his own Regiment in search of his
Red Bull is in the nature of a miracle. Consider the chances against it, Bennett. This one boy in all India, and
our Regiment of all others on the line o' march for him to meet with! It's predestined on the face of it. Yes,
tell him it's Kismet. Kismet, mallum? [Do you understand?]'
He turned towards the lama, to whom he might as well have talked of Mesopotamia.
'They say,' the old man's eye lighted at Kim's speech 'they say that the meaning of my horoscope is now
accomplished, and that being led back though as thou knowest I went out of curiosity to these people and
their Red Bull I must needs go to a madrissah and be turned into a Sahib. Now I make pretence of agreement,
for at the worst it will be but a few meals eaten away from thee. Then I will slip away and follow down the
road to Saharunpore. Therefore, Holy One, keep with that Kulu woman on no account stray far from her
cart till I come again. Past question, my sign is of War and of armed men. See how they have given me wine
to drink and set me upon a bed of honour! My father must have been some great person. So if they raise me
to honour among them, good. If not, good again. However it goes, I will run back to thee when I am tired.
But stay with the Rajputni, or I shall miss thy feet ... Oah yess,' said the boy, 'I have told him everything you
tell me to say.'
'And I cannot see any need why he should wait,' said Bennett, feeling in his trouserpocket. 'We can
investigate the details later and I will give him a ru '
'Give him time. Maybe he's fond of the lad,' said Father Victor, half arresting the clergyman's motion.
The lama dragged forth his rosary and pulled his huge hatbrim over his eyes.
'What can he want now?'
'He says' Kim put up one hand. 'He says: Be quiett.' He wants to speak to me by himself You see, you do
not know one little word of what he says, and I think if you talk he will perhaps give you very bad curses.
When he takes those beads like that, you see, he always wants to be quiett.'
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The two Englishmen sat overwhelmed, but there was a look in Bennett's eye that promised ill for Kim when
he should be relaxed to the religious arm.
'A Sahib and the son of a Sahib ' The lama's voice was harsh with pain. 'But no white man knows the land
and the customs of the land as thou knowest. How comes it this is true?'
'What matter, Holy One? but remember it is only for a night or two. Remember, I can change swiftly. It
will all be as it was when I first spoke to thee under ZamZammah the great gun '
'As a boy in the dress of white men when I first went to the Wonder House. And a second time thou wast a
Hindu. What shall the third incarnation be?' He chuckled drearily. 'Ah, chela, thou has done a wrong to an old
man because my heart went out to thee.'
'And mine to thee. But how could I know that the Red Bull would bring me to this business?'
The lama covered his face afresh, and nervously rattled the rosary. Kim squatted beside him and laid hold
upon a fold of his clothing.
'Now it is understood that the boy is a Sahib?' he went on in a muffled tone. 'Such a Sahib as was he who kept
the images in the Wonder House.' The lama's experience of white men was limited. He seemed to be
repeating a lesson. 'So then it is not seemly that he should do other than as the Sahibs do. He must go back to
his own people.'
'For a day and a night and a day,' Kim pleaded.
'No, ye don't!' Father Victor saw Kim edging towards the door, and interposed a strong leg.
'I do not understand the customs of white men. The Priest of the Images in the Wonder House in Lahore was
more courteous than the thin one here. This boy will be taken from me. They will make a Sahib of my
disciple? Woe to me! How shall I find my River? Have they no disciples? Ask.'
'He says he is very sorree that he cannot find the River now any more. He says, Why have you no disciples,
and stop bothering him? He wants to be washed of his sins.'
Neither Bennett nor Father Victor found any answer ready.
Said Kim in English, distressed for the lama's agony: 'I think if you will let me go now we will walk away
quietly and not steal. We will look for that River like before I was caught. I wish I did not come here to find
the Red Bull and all that sort of thing. I do not want it.'
'It's the very best day's work you ever did for yourself, young man,' said Bennett.
'Good heavens, I don't know how to console him,' said Father Victor, watching the lama intently. 'He can't
take the boy away with him, and yet he's a good man I'm sure he's a good man. Bennett, if you give him
that rupee he'll curse you root and branch!'
They listened to each other's breathing three five full minutes. Then the lama raised his head, and looked
forth across them into space and emptiness.
'And I am a Follower of the Way,' he said bitterly. 'The sin is mine and the punishment is mine. I made
believe to myself for now I see it was but makebelief that thou wast sent to me to aid in the Search. So my
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heart went out to thee for thy charity and thy courtesy and the wisdom of thy little years. But those who
follow the Way must permit not the fire of any desire or attachment, for that is all Illusion. As says . . .' He
quoted an old, old Chinese text, backed it with another, and reinforced these with a third. 'I stepped aside
from the Way, my chela. It was no fault of thine. I delighted in the sight of life, the new people upon the
roads, and in thy joy at seeing these things. I was pleased with thee who should have considered my Search
and my Search alone. Now I am sorrowful because thou art taken away and my River is far from me. It is the
Law which I have broken!'
'Powers of Darkness below!' said Father Victor, who, wise in the confessional, heard the pain in every
sentence.
'I see now that the sign of the Red Bull was a sign for me as well as for thee. All Desire is red and evil. I
will do penance and find my River alone.'
'At least go back to the Kulu woman,' said Kim, 'otherwise thou wilt be lost upon the roads. She will feed
thee till I run back to thee.'
The lama waved a hand to show that the matter was finally settled in his mind.
'Now,' his tone altered as he turned to Kim, 'what will they do with thee? At least I may, acquiring merit,
wipe out past ill.'
'Make me a Sahib so they think. The day after tomorrow I return. Do not grieve.'
'Of what sort? Such an one as this or that man?' He pointed to Father Victor. 'Such an one as those I saw this
evening men wearing swords and stamping heavily?'
'Maybe.'
'That is not well. These men follow desire and come to emptiness. Thou must not be of their sort.'
'The Umballa priest said that my Star was War,' Kim interjected. 'I will ask these fools but there is truly no
need. I will run away this night, for all I wanted to see the new things.'
Kim put two or three questions in English to Father Victor, translating the replies to the lama.
Then: 'He says, "You take him from me and you cannot say what you will make him." He says, "Tell me
before I go, for it is not a small thing to make a child."'
'You will be sent to a school. Later on, we shall see. Kimball, I suppose you'd like to be a soldier?'
'Gorahlog [whitefolk]. Noah! Noah!' Kim shook his head violently. There was nothing in his
composition to which drill and routine appealed. 'I will not be a soldier.'
'You will be what you're told to be,' said Bennett; 'and you should be grateful that we're going to help you.'
Kim smiled compassionately. If these men lay under the delusion that he would do anything that he did not
fancy, so much the better.
Another long silence followed. Bennett fidgeted with impatience, and suggested calling a sentry to evict the
fakir.
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'Do they give or sell learning among the Sahibs? Ask them,' said the lama, and Kim interpreted.
'They say that money is paid to the teacher but that money the Regiment will give ... What need? It is only
for a night.'
'And the more money is paid the better learning is given?' The lama disregarded Kim's plans for an early
flight. 'It is no wrong to pay for learning. To help the ignorant to wisdom is always a merit.' The rosary
clicked furiously as an abacus. Then he faced his oppressors.
'Ask them for how much money do they give a wise and suitable teaching? And in what city is that teaching
given?'
'Well,'said Father Victor in English, when Kim had translated, 'that depends. The Regiment would pay for
you all the time you are at the Military Orphanage; or you might go on the Punjab Masonic Orphanage's list
(not that he or you 'ud understand what that means); but the best schooling a boy can get in India is, of
course, at St Xavier's in Partibus at Lucknow.' This took some time to interpret, for Bennett wished to cut it
short.
'He wants to know how much?' said Kim placidly.
'Two or three hundred rupees a year.' Father Victor was long past any sense of amazement. Bennett,
impatient, did not understand.
'He says: "Write that name and the money upon a paper and give it him." And he says you must write your
name below, because he is going to write a letter in some days to you. He says you are a good man. He says
the other man is a tool. He is going away.'
The lama rose suddenly. 'I follow my Search,' he cried, and was gone.
'He'll run slap into the sentries,' cried Father Victor, jumping up as the lama stalked out; 'but I can't leave the
boy.' Kim made swift motion to follow, but checked himself. There was no sound of challenge outside. The
lama had disappeared.
Kim settled himself composedly on the Chaplain's cot. At least the lama had promised that he would stay
with the Raiput woman from Kulu, and the rest was of the smallest importance. It pleased him that the two
padres were so evidently excited. They talked long in undertones, Father Victor urging some scheme on Mr
Bennett, who seemed incredulous. All this was very new and fascinating, but Kim felt sleepy. They called
men into the tent one of them certainly was the Colonel, as his father had prophesied and they asked him
an infinity of questions, chiefly about the woman who looked after him, all of which Kim answered
truthfully. They did not seem to think the woman a good guardian.
After all, this was the newest of his experiences. Sooner or later, if he chose, he could escape into great, grey,
formless India, beyond tents and padres and colonels. Meantime, if the Sahibs were to be impressed, he
would do his best to impress them. He too was a white man.
After much talk that he could not comprehend, they handed him over to a sergeant, who had strict
instructions not to let him escape. The Regiment would go on to Umballa, and Kim would be sent up, partly
at the expense of the Lodge and in part by subscription, to a place called Sanawar.
'It's miraculous past all whooping, Colonel,' said Father Victor, when he had talked without a break for ten
minutes. 'His Buddhist friend has levanted after taking my name and address. I can't quite make out whether
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he'll pay for the boy's education or whether he is preparing some sort of witchcraft on his own account.' Then
to Kim: 'You'll live to be grateful to your friend the Red Bull yet. We'll make a man of you at Sanawar even
at the price o' making you a Protestant.'
'Certainly most certainly,' said Bennett.
'But you will not go to Sanawar,' said Kim.
'But we will go to Sanawar, little man. That's the order of the CommanderinChief, who's a trifle more
important than O'Hara's son.'
'You will not go to Sanawar. You will go to thee War.'
There was a shout of laughter from the full tent.
'When you know your own Regiment a trifle better you won't confuse the line of march with line of battle,
Kim. We hope to go to "thee War" sometime.'
'Oah, I know all thatt.' Kim drew his bow again at a venture. If they were not going to the war, at least they
did not know what he knew of the talk in the veranda at Umballa.
'I know you are not at thee war now; but I tell you that as soon as you get to Umballa you will be sent to the
war the new war. It is a war of eight thousand men, besides the guns.'
'That's explicit. D'you add prophecy to your other gifts? Take him along, sergeant. Take up a suit for him
from the Drums, an' take care he doesn't slip through your fingers. Who says the age of miracles is gone by? I
think I'll go to bed. My poor mind's weakening.'
At the far end of the camp, silent as a wild animal, an hour later sat Kim, newly washed all over, in a horrible
stuff suit that rasped his arms and legs.
'A most amazin' young bird,' said the sergeant. 'He turns up in charge of a yellowheaded buckBrahmin
priest, with his father's Lodge certificates round his neck, talkin' God knows what all of a red bull. The
buckBrahmin evaporates without explanations, an' the bhoy sets crosslegged on the Chaplain's bed
prophesyin' bloody war to the men at large. Injia's a wild land for a Godfearin' man. I'll just tie his leg to the
tentpole in case he'll go through the roof What did ye say about the war?'
'Eight thousand men, besides guns,' said Kim. 'Very soon you will see.'
'You're a consolin' little imp. Lie down between the Drums an' go to byebye. Those two boys will watch
your slumbers.'
Chapter 6
Now I remember comrades
Old playmates on new seas
Whenas we traded orpiment
Among the savages.
Ten thousand leagues to southward,
And thirty years removed
They knew not noble Valdez,
But me they knew and loved.
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Song of Diego Valdez.
Very early in the morning the white tents came down and disappeared as the Mavericks took a sideroad to
Umballa. It did not skirt the restingplace, and Kim, trudging beside a baggagecart under fire of comments
from soldiers' wives, was not so confident as overnight. He discovered that he was closely watched Father
Victor on the one side, and Mr Bennett on the other.
In the forenoon the column checked. A camelorderly handed the Colonel a letter. He read it, and spoke to a
Major. Half a mile in the rear, Kim heard a hoarse and joyful clamour rolling down on him through the thick
dust. Then someone beat him on the back, crying: 'Tell us how ye knew, ye little limb of Satan? Father dear,
see if ye can make him tell.'
A pony ranged alongside, and he was hauled on to the priest's saddlebow.
'Now, my son, your prophecy of last night has come true. Our orders are to entrain at Umballa for the Front
tomorrow.'
'What is thatt?' said Kim, for 'front' and 'entrain' were newish words to him.
'We are going to "thee War," as you called it.'
'Of course you are going to thee War. I said last night.'
'Ye did; but, Powers o' Darkness, how did ye know?'
Kim's eyes sparkled. He shut his lips, nodded his head, and looked unspeakable things. The Chaplain moved
on through the dust, and privates, sergeants, and subalterns called one another's attention to the boy. The
Colonel, at the head of the column, stared at him curiously. 'It was probably some bazar rumour.' he said; 'but
even then ' He referred to the paper in his hand. 'Hang it all, the thing was only decided within the last
fortyeight hours.'
Are there many more like you in India?' said Father Victor, 'or are you by way o' being a lusus naturae?'
'Now I have told you,' said the boy, 'will you let me go back to my old man? If he has not stayed with that
woman from Kulu, I am afraid he will die.'
'By what I saw of him he's as well able to take care of himself as you. No. Ye've brought us luck, an' we're
goin' to make a man of you. I'll take ye back to your baggagecart and ye'll come to me this evening.'
For the rest of the day Kim found himself an object of distinguished consideration among a few hundred
white men. The story of his appearance in camp, the discovery of his parentage, and his prophecy, had lost
nothing in the telling. A big, shapeless white woman on a pile of bedding asked him mysteriously whether he
thought her husband would come back from the war. Kim reflected gravely, and said that he would, and the
woman gave him food. In many respects, this big procession that played music at intervals this crowd that
talked and laughed so easily resembled a festival in Lahore city. So far, there was no sign of hard work, and
he resolved to lend the spectacle his patronage. At evening there came out to meet them bands of music, and
played the Mavericks into camp near Umballa railway station. That was an interesting night. Men of other
regiments came to visit the Mavericks. The Mavericks went visiting on their own account. Their pickets
hurried forth to bring them back, met pickets of strange regiments on the same duty; and, after a while, the
bugles blew madly for more pickets with officers to control the tumult. The Mavericks had a reputation for
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liveliness to live up to. But they fell in on the platform next morning in perfect shape and condition; and Kim,
left behind with the sick, women, and boys, found himself shouting farewells excitedly as the trains drew
away. Life as a Sahib was amusing so far; but he touched it with a cautious hand. Then they marched him
back in charge of a drummerboy to empty, limewashed barracks, whose floors were covered with rubbish
and string and paper, and whose ceilings gave back his lonely footfall. Nativefashion, he curled himself up
on a stripped cot and went to sleep. An angry man stumped down the veranda, woke him up, and said he was
a schoolmaster. This was enough for Kim, and he retired into his shell. He could just puzzle out the various
English Police notices in Lahore city, because they affected his comfort; and among the many guests of the
woman who looked after him had been a queer German who painted scenery for the Parsee travelling theatre.
He told Kim that he had been 'on the barricades in 'Fortyeight,' and therefore at least that was how it
struck Kim he would teach the boy to write in return for food. Kim had been kicked as far as single letters,
but did not think well of them.
'I do not know anything. Go away!' said Kim, scenting evil. Hereupon the man caught him by the ear,
dragged him to a room in a faroff wing where a dozen drummerboys were sitting on forms, and told him to
be still if he could do nothing else. This he managed very successfully. The man explained something or
other with white lines or a black board for at least half an hour, and Kim continued his interrupted nap. He
much disapproved of the present aspect of affairs, for this was the very school and discipline he had spent
twothirds of his young life in avoiding. Suddenly a beautiful idea occurred to him, and he wondered that he
had not thought of it before.
The man dismissed them, and first to spring through the veranda into the open sunshine was Kim.
' 'Ere, you! 'Alt! Stop!' said a high voice at his heels. 'I've got to look after you. My orders are not to let you
out of my sight. Where are you goin'?'
It was the drummerboy who had been hanging round him all the forenoon a fat and freckled person of
about fourteen, and Kim loathed him from the soles of his boots to his capribbons.
'To the bazar to get sweets for you,' said Kim, after thought.
'Well, the bazar's out o' bounds. If we go there we'll get a dressingdown. You come back.'
'How near can we go?' Kim did not know what bounds meant, but he wished to be polite for the present.
' 'Ow near? 'Ow far, you mean! We can go as far as that tree down the road.'
'Then I will go there.'
'All right. I ain't goin'. It's too 'ot. I can watch you from 'ere. It's no good your runnin' away. If you did, they'd
spot you by your clothes. That's regimental stuff you're wearin'. There ain't a picket in Umballa wouldn't 'ead
you back quicker than you started out.'
This did not impress Kim as much as the knowledge that his raiment would tire him out if he tried to run. He
slouched to the tree at the corner of a bare road leading towards the bazar, and eyed the natives passing. Most
of them were barrackservants of the lowest caste. Kim hailed a sweeper, who promptly retorted with a piece
of unnecessary insolence, in the natural belief that the European boy could not follow it. The low, quick
answer undeceived him. Kim put his fettered soul into it, thankful for the late chance to abuse somebody in
the tongue he knew best. 'And now, go to the nearest letterwriter in the bazar and tell him to come here. I
would write a letter.'
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'But but what manner of white man's son art thou to need a bazar letterwriter? Is there not a schoolmaster
in the barracks?'
'Ay; and Hell is full of the same sort. Do my order, you you Od! Thy mother was married under a basket!
Servant of Lal Beg' (Kim knew the God of the sweepers), 'run on my business or we will talk again.'
The sweeper shuffled off in haste. 'There is a white boy by the barracks waiting under a tree who is not a
white boy,' he stammered to the first bazar letterwriter he came across. 'He needs thee.' TO HERE
'Will he pay?' said the spruce scribe, gathering up his desk and pens and sealingwax all in order.
'I do not know. He is not like other boys. Go and see. It is well worth.'
Kim danced with impatience when the slim young Kayeth hove in sight. As soon as his voice could carry he
cursed him volubly.
'First I will take my pay,' the letterwriter said. 'Bad words have made the price higher. But who art thou,
dressed in that fashion, to speak in this fashion?'
'Aha! That is in the letter which thou shalt write. Never was such a tale. But I am in no haste. Another writer
will serve me. Umballa city is as full of them as is Lahore.'
'Four annas,' said the writer, sitting down and spreading his cloth in the shade of a deserted barrackwing.
Mechanically Kim squatted beside him squatted as only the natives can in spite of the abominable clinging
trousers.
The writer regarded him sideways.
'That is the price to ask of Sahibs,' said Kim. 'Now fix me a true one.'
'An anna and a half. How do I know, having written the letter, that thou wilt not run away?'
I must not go beyond this tree, and there is also the stamp to be considered.'
'I get no commission on the price of the stamp. Once more, what manner of white boy art thou?'
'That shall be said in the letter, which is to Mahbub Ali, the horsedealer in the Kashmir Serai, at Lahore. He
is my friend.'
'Wonder on wonder!' murmured the letterwriter, dipping a reed in the inkstand. 'To be written in Hindi?'
'Assuredly. To Mahbub Ali then. Begin! I have come down with the old man as far as Umballa in the train.
At Umballa I carried the news of the bay mare's pedigree.' After what he had seen in the garden, he was not
going to write of white stallions.
'Slower a little. What has a bay mare to do . . . Is it Mahbub Ali, the great dealer?'
'Who else? I have been in his service. Take more ink. Again. As the order was, so I did it. We then went on
foot towards Benares, but on the third day we found a certain regiment. Is that down?'
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'Ay, pulton,''' murmured the writer, all ears.
'I went into their camp and was caught, and by means of the charm about my neck, which thou kno west, it
was established that I was the son of some man in the regiment: according to the prophecy of the Red Bull,
which thou knowest was common talk of our bazar.' Kim waited for this shaft to sink into the letterwriter's
heart, cleared his throat, and continued: 'A priest clothed me and gave me a new name . . . One priest,
however, was a fool. The clothes are very heavy, but I am a Sahib and my heart is heavy too. They send me
to a school and beat me. I do not like the air and water here. Come then and help me, Mahbub Ali, or send me
some money, for I have not sufficient to pay the writer who writes this.
' "Who writes this." It is my own fault that I was tricked. Thou art as clever as Husain Bux that forged the
Treasury stamps at Nucklao. But what a tale! What a tale! Is it true by any chance?'
'It does not profit to tell lies to Mahbub Ali. It is better to help his friends by lending them a stamp. When the
money comes I will repay.'
The writer grunted doubtfully, but took a stamp out of his desk, sealed the letter, handed it over to Kim, and
departed. Mahbub Ali's was a name of power in Umballa.
'That is the way to win a good account with the Gods,' Kim shouted after him.
'Pay me twice over when the money comes,' the man cried over his shoulder.
'What was you bukkin' to that nigger about?' said the drummerboy when Kim returned to the veranda. 'I was
watchin' you.'
'I was only talkin' to him.'
'You talk the same as a nigger, don't you?'
'Noah! Noah! I onlee speak a little. What shall we do now?'
'The bugles'll go for dinner in arf a minute. My Gawd! I wish I'd gone up to the Front with the Regiment. It's
awful doin' nothin' but school down 'ere. Don't you 'ate it?'
'Oah yess!'
I'd run away if I knew where to go to, but, as the men say, in this bloomin' Injia you're only a prisoner at
large. You can't desert without bein' took back at once. I'm fair sick of it.'
'You have been in Be England?'
'W'y, I only come out last troopin' season with my mother. I should think I 'ave been in England. What a
ignorant little beggar you are! You was brought up in the gutter, wasn't you?'
'Oah yess. Tell me something about England. My father he came from there.'
Though he would not say so, Kim of course disbelieved every word the drummerboy spoke about the
Liverpool suburb which was his England. It passed the heavy time till dinner a most unappetizing meal
served to the boys and a few invalids in a corner of a barrackroom. But that he had written to Mahbub Ali,
Kim would have been almost depressed. The indifference of native crowds he was used to; but this strong
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loneliness among white men preyed on him. He was grateful when, in the course of the afternoon, a big
soldier took him over to Father Victor, who lived in another wing across another dusty paradeground. The
priest was reading an English letter written in purple ink. He looked at Kim more curiously than ever.
'An' how do you like it, my son, as far as you've gone? Not much, eh? It must be hard very hard on a wild
animal. Listen now. I've an amazin' epistle from your friend.'
'Where is he? Is he well? Oah! If he knows to write me letters, it is all right.'
'You're fond of him then?'
'Of course I am fond of him. He was fond of me.'
'It seems so by the look of this. He can't write English, can he?'
'Oah no. Not that I know, but of course he found a letterwriter who can write English verree well, and so he
wrote. I do hope you understand.'
'That accounts for it. D'you know anything about his money affairs?' Kim's face showed that he did not.
'How can I tell?'
'That's what I'm askin'. Now listen if you can make head or tail o' this. We'll skip the first part . . . It's written
from Jagadhir Road . . . "Sitting on wayside in grave meditation, trusting to be favoured with your Honour's
applause of present step, which recommend your Honour to execute for Almighty God's sake. Education is
greatest blessing if of best sorts. Otherwise no earthly use." Faith, the old man's hit the bull'seye that time!
"If your Honour condescending giving my boy best educations Xavier" (I suppose that's St Xavier's in
Partibus) "in terms of our conversation dated in your tent 15th instant" (a businesslike touch there!) "then
Almighty God blessing your Honour's succeedings to third an' fourth generation and" now listen! "confide
in your Honour's humble servant for adequate remuneration per hoondi per annum three hundred rupees a
year to one expensive education St Xavier, Lucknow, and allow small time to forward same per hoondi sent
to any part of India as your Honour shall address yourself This servant of your Honour has presently no place
to lay crown of his head, but going to Benares by train on account of persecution of old woman talking so
much and unanxious residing Saharunpore in any domestic capacity." Now what in the world does that
mean?'
'She has asked him to be her puro her clergyman at Saharunpore, I think. He would not do that on
account of his River. She did talk.'
'It's clear to you, is it? It beats me altogether. "So going to Benares, where will find address and forward
rupees for boy who is apple of eye, and for Almighty God's sake execute this education, and your petitioner
as in duty bound shall ever awfully pray. Written by Sobrao Satai, Failed Entrance Allahabad University, for
Venerable Teshoo Lama the priest of Suchzen looking for a River, address care of Tirthankars' Temple,
Benares. P. M. Please note boy is apple of eye, and rupees shall be sent per hoondi three hundred per
annum. For God Almighty's sake." Now, is that ravin' lunacy or a business proposition? I ask you, because
I'm fairly at my wits' end.'
'He says he will give me three hundred rupees a year? So he will give me them.'
'Oh, that's the way you look at it, is it?'
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'Of course. If he says so!'
The priest whistled; then he addressed Kim as an equal.'I don't believe it; but we'll see. You were goin' off
today to the Military Orphanage at Sanawar, where the Regiment would keep you till you were old enough to
enlist. Ye'd be brought up to the Church of England. Bennett arranged for that. On the other hand, if ye go to
St Xavier's ye'll get a better education an an can have the religion. D'ye see my dilemma? Kim saw nothing
save a vision of the lama going south in a train with none to beg for him.
'Like most people, I'm going to temporize. If your friend sends the money from Benares Powers of
Darkness below, where's a street beggar to raise three hundred rupees? ye'll go down to Lucknow and I'll
pay your fare, because I can't touch the subscription money if I intend, as I do, to make ye a Catholic. If he
doesn't, ye'll go to the Military Orphanage at the Regiment's expense. I'll allow him three days' grace, though
I don't believe it at all. Even then, if he fails in his payments later on . . . but it's beyond me. We can only
walk one step at a time in this world, praise God! An' they sent Bennett to the Front an' left me behind.
Bennett can't expect everything.'
'Oah yess,' said Kim vaguely.
The priest leaned forward. 'I'd give a month's pay to find what's goin' on inside that little round head of yours.'
'There is nothing,' said Kim, and scratched it. He was wondering whether Mahbub Ali would send him as
much as a whole rupee. Then he could pay the letterwriter and write letters to the lama at Benares. Perhaps
Mahbub Ali would visit him next time he came south with horses. Surely he must know that Kim's delivery
of the letter to the officer at Umballa had caused the great war which the men and boys had discussed so
loudly over the barrack dinnertables. But if Mahbub Ali did not know this, it would be very unsafe to tell
him so. Mahbub Ali was hard upon boys who knew, or thought they knew, too much.
'Well, till I get further news' Father Victor's voice interrupted the reverie. 'Ye can run along now and play
with the other boys. They'll teach ye something but I don't think ye'll like it.'
The day dragged to its weary end. When he wished to sleep he was instructed how to fold up his clothes and
set out his boots; the other boys deriding. Bugles waked him in the dawn; the schoolmaster caught him after
breakfast, thrust a page of meaningless characters under his nose, gave them senseless names and whacked
him without reason. Kim meditated poisoning him with opium borrowed from a barracksweeper, but
reflected that, as they all ate at one table in public (this was peculiarly revolting to Kim, who preferred to turn
his back on the world at meals), the stroke might be drug the lama the village where the old soldier lived. But
farseeing sentries at every exit headed back the little scarlet figure. Trousers and jacket crippled body and
mind alike dangerous. Then he attempted running off to the village where the priest had tried to, so he
abandoned the project and fell back, Orientalfashion, on time and chance. Three days of torment passed in
the big, echoing white rooms. He walked out of affernoons under escort of the drummerboy, and all he
heard from his companions were the few useless words which seemed to make twothirds of the white man's
abuse. Kim knew and despised them all long ago. The boy resented his silence and lack of interest by beating
him, as was only natural. He did not care for any of the bazars which were in bounds. He styled all natives
'niggers'; yet servants and sweepers called him abominable names to his face, and, misled by their deferential
attitude, he never understood. This somewhat consoled Kim for the beatings.
On the morning of the fourth day a judgement overtook that drummer. They had gone out together towards
Umballa racecourse. He returned alone, weeping, with news that young O'Hara, to whom he had been doing
nothing in particular, had hailed a scarletbearded nigger on horseback; that the nigger had then and there
laid into him with a peculiarly adhesive quirt, picked up young O'Hara, and borne him off at full gallop.
These tidings came to Father Victor, and he drew down his long upper lip. He was already sufficiently
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startled by a letter from the Temple of the Tirthankars at Benares, enclosing a native banker's note of hand for
three hundred rupees, and an amazing prayer to 'Almighty God'. The lama would have been more annoyed
than the priest had he known how the bazar letter writer had translated his phrase 'to acquire merit
'Powers of Darkness below!' Father Victor fumbled with the note. 'An' now he's off with another of his
peepo'day friends. I don't know whether it will be a greater relief to me to get him back or to have him lost.
He's beyond my comprehension. How the Divil yes, he's the man I mean can a streetbeggar raise money
to educate white boys?'
Three miles off, on Umballa racecourse, Mahbub Ali, reining a grey Kabuli stallion with Kim in front of him,
was saying:
'But, Little Friend of all the World, there is my honour and reputation to be considered. All the officerSahibs
in all the regiments, and all Umballa, know Mahbub Ali. Men saw me pick thee up and chastise that boy. We
are seen now from far across this plain. How can I take thee away, or account for thy disappearing if I set
thee down and let thee run off into the crops? They would put me in jail. Be patient. Once a Sahib, always a
Sahib. When thou art a man who knows? thou wilt be grateful to Mahbub Ali.'
'Take me beyond their sentries where I can change this red. Give me money and I will go to Benares and be
with my lama again. I do not want to be a Sahib, and remember I did deliver that message.'
The stallion bounded wildly. Mahbub Ali had incautiously driven home the sharpedged stirrup. (He was not
the new sort of fluent horsedealer who wears English boots and spurs.) Kim drew his own conclusions from
that betrayal.
'That was a small matter. It lay on the straight road to Benares. I and the Sahib have by this time forgotten it. I
send so many letters and messages to men who ask questions about horses, I cannot well remember one from
the other. Was it some matter of a bay mare that Peters Sahib wished the pedigree of?'
Kim saw the trap at once. If he had said 'bay mare' Mahbub would have known by his very readiness to fall in
with the amendment that the boy suspected something. Kim replied therefore:
'Bay mare. No. I do not forget my messages thus. It was a white stallion.'
'Ay, so it was. A white Arab stallion. But thou didst write "bay mare" to me.'
'Who cares to tell truth to a letterwriter?' Kim answered, feeling Mahbub's palm on his heart.
'Hi! Mahbub, you old villain, pull up!' cried a voice, and an Englishman raced alongside on a little
polopony. 'I've been chasing you half over the country. That Kabuli of yours can go. For sale, I suppose?'
'I have some young stuff coming on made by Heaven for the delicate and difficult pologame. He has no
equal. He '
'Plays polo and waits at table. Yes. We know all that. What the deuce have you got there?'
'A. boy,' said Mahbub gravely. 'He was being beaten by another boy. His father was once a white soldier in
the big war. The boy was a child in Lahore city. He played with my horses when he was a babe. Now I think
they will make him a soldier. He has been newly caught by his father's Regiment that went up to the war last
week. But I do not think he wants to be a soldier. I take him for a ride. Tell me where thy barracks are and I
will set thee there.'
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'Let me go. I can find the barracks alone.'
'And if thou runnest away who will say it is not my fault?'
'He'll run back to his dinner. Where has he to run to?' the Englishman asked.
'He was born in the land. He has friends. He goes where he chooses. He is a chabuk sawai [a sharp chap]. It
needs only to change his clothing, and in a twinkling he would be a lowcaste Hindu boy.'
'The deuce he would!' The Englishman looked critically at the boy as Mahbub headed towards the barracks.
Kim ground his teeth. Mahbub was mocking him, as faithless Afghans will; for he went on:
'They will send him to a school and put heavy boots on his feet and swaddle him in these clothes. Then he
will forget all he knows. Now, which of the barracks is thine?'
Kim pointed he could not speak to Father Victor's wing, all staring white near by.
'Perhaps he will make a good soldier,' said Mahbub reflectively.
'He will make a good orderly at least. I sent him to deliver a message once from Lahore. A message
concerning the pedigree of a white stallion.'
Here was deadly insult on deadlier injury and the Sahib to whom he had so craftily given that warwaking
letter heard it all. Kim beheld Mahbub Ali frying in flame for his treachery, but for himself he saw one long
grey vista of barracks, schools, and barracks again. He gazed imploringly at the clearcut face in which there
was no glimmer of recognition; but even at this extremity it never occurred to him to throw himself on the
white man's mercy or to denounce the Afghan. And Mahbub stared deliberately at the Englishman, who
stared as deliberately at Kim, quivering and tonguetied.
'My horse is well trained,' said the dealer. 'Others would have kicked, Sahib.'
'Ah,' said the Englishman at last, rubbing his pony's damp withers with his whipbutt. 'Who makes the boy a
soldier?'
'He says the Regiment that found him, and especially the Padre sahib of that regiment.
'There is the Padre!' Kim choked as bareheaded Father Victor sailed down upon them from the veranda.
'Powers O' Darkness below, O'Hara! How many more mixed friends do you keep in Asia?' he cried, as Kim
slid down and stood helplessly before him.
'Good morning, Padre,' the Englishman said cheerily. 'I know you by reputation well enough. Meant to have
come over and called before this. I'm Creighton.'
'Of the Ethnological Survey?' said Father Victor. The Englishman nodded. 'Faith, I'm glad to meet ye then;
an' I owe you some thanks for bringing back the boy.'
'No thanks to me, Padre. Besides, the boy wasn't going away. You don't know old Mahbub Ali.' The
horsedealer sat impassive in the sunlight. 'You will when you have been in the station a month. He sells us
all our crocks. That boy is rather a curiosity. Can you tell me anything about him?'
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'Can I tell you?' puffed Father Victor. 'You'll be the one man that could help me in my quandaries. Tell you!
Powers o' Darkness, I'm bursting to tell someone who knows something o' the native!'
A groom came round the corner. Colonel Creighton raised his voice, speaking in Urdu. 'Very good, Mahbub
Ali, but what is the use of telling me all those stories about the pony? Not one pice more than three hundred
and fifty rupees will I give.'
'The Sahib is a little hot and angry after riding,' the horse dealer returned, with the leer of a privileged jester.
'Presently, he will see my horse's points more clearly. I will wait till he has finished his talk with the Padre. I
will wait under that tree.'
'Confound you!' The Colonel laughed. 'That comes of looking at one of Mahbub's horses. He's a regular old
leech, Padre. Wait, then, if thou hast so much time to spare, Mahbub. Now I'm at your service, Padre. Where
is the boy? Oh, he's gone off to collogue with Mahbub. Queer sort of boy. Might I ask you to send my mare
round under cover?'
He dropped into a chair which commanded a clear view of Kim and Mahbub Ali in conference beneath the
tree. The Padre went indoors for cheroots.
Creighton heard Kim say bitterly: 'Trust a Brahmin before a snake, and a snake before an harlot, and an harlot
before a Pathan, Mahbub Ali.'
'That is all one.' The great red beard wagged solemnly. 'Children should not see a carpet on the loom till the
pattern is made plain. Believe me, Friend of all the World, I do thee great service. They will not make a
soldier of thee.'
'You crafty old sinner!' thought Creighton. 'But you're not far wrong. That boy mustn't be wasted if he is as
advertised.'
'Excuse me half a minute,' cried the Padre from within, 'but I'm gettin' the documents in the case.
'If through me the favour of this bold and wise Colonel Sahib comes to thee, and thou art raised to honour,
what thanks wilt thou give Mahbub Ali when thou art a man?'
'Nay, nay! I begged thee to let me take the Road again, where I should have been safe; and thou hast sold me
back to the English. What will they give thee for bloodmoney?'
'A cheerful young demon!' The Colonel bit his cigar, and turned politely to Father Victor.
'What are the letters that the fat priest is waving before the Colonel? Stand behind the stallion as though
looking at my bridle!' said Mahbub Ali.
'A letter from my lama which he wrote from Jagadhir Road, saying that he will pay three hundred rupees by
the year for my schooling.'
'Oho! Is old Red Hat of that sort? At which school?'
'God knows. I think in Nucklao.'
'Yes. There is a big school there for the sons of Sahibs and halfSahibs. I have seen it when I sell horses
there. So the lama also loved the Friend of all the World?'
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'Ay; and he did not tell lies, or return me to captivity.'
'Small wonder the Padre does not know how to unravel the thread. How fast he talks to the Colonel Sahib!'
Mahbub Ali chuckled. 'By Allah!' the keen eyes swept the veranda for an Instant 'thy lama has sent what to
me looks like a note of hand. I have had some few dealings in hoondis. The Colonel Sahib is looking at it.'
'What good is all this to me?' said Kim wearily. 'Thou wilt go away, and they will return me to those empty
rooms where there is no good place to sleep and where the boys beat me.'
'I do not think that. Have patience, child. All Pathans are not faithless except in horseflesh.'
Five ten fifteen minutes passed, Father Victor talking energetically or asking questions which the Colonel
answered.
'Now I've told you everything that I know about the boy from beginnin to end; and it's a blessed relief to me.
Did ye ever hear the like?'
'At any rate, the old man has sent the money. Gobind Sahai's notes of hand are good from here to China,' said
the Colonel. 'The more one knows about natives the less can one say what they will or won't do.'
'That's consolin' from the head of the Ethnological Survey. It's this mixture of Red Bulls and Rivers of
Healing (poor heathen, God help him!) an' notes of hand and Masonic certificates. Are you a Mason, by any
chance?'
'By Jove, I am, now I come to think of it. That's an additional reason,' said the Colonel absently.
'I'm glad ye see a reason in it. But as I said, it's the mixture o' things that's beyond me. An' his prophesyin' to
our Colonel, sitting on my bed with his little shimmy torn open showing his white skin; an' the prophecy
comin' true! They'll cure all that nonsense at St Xavier's, eh?'
'Sprinkle him with holy water' the Colonel laughed.
'On my word, I fancy I ought to sometimes. But I'm hoping he'll be brought up as a good Catholic. All that
troubles me is what'll happen if the old beggarman '
'Lama, lama, my dear sir; and some of them are gentlemen in their own country
'The lama, then, fails to pay next year. He's a fine business head to plan on the spur of the moment, but he's
bound to die some day. An' takin' a heathen's money to give a child a Christian education '
'But he said explicitly what he wanted. As soon as he knew the boy was white he seems to have made his
arrangements accordingly. I'd give a month's pay to hear how he explained it all at the Tirthankars' Temple at
Benares. Look here, Padre, I don't pretend to know much about natives, but if he says he'll pay, he'll pay
dead or alive. I mean, his heirs will assume the debt. My advice to you is, send the boy down to Lucknow. If
your Anglican Chaplain thinks you've stolen a march on him '
Bad luck to Bennett! He was sent to the Front instead O' me. Doughty certified me medically unfit. I'll
excommunicate Doughty if he comes back alive! Surely Bennett ought to be content with ,
'Glory, leaving you the religion. Quite so! As a matter of fact I don't think Bennett will mind. Put the blame
on me. I er strongly recommend sending the boy to St Xavier's. He can go down on pass as a soldier's
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orphan, so the railway fare will be saved. You can buy him an outfit from the Regimental subscription. The
Lodge will be saved the expense of his education, and that will put the Lodge in a good temper. It's perfectly
easy. I've got to go down to Lucknow next week. I'll look after the boy on the way give him in charge of
my servants, and so on.'
'You're a good man.
'Not in the least. Don't make that mistake. The lama has sent us money for a definite end. We can't very well
return it. We shall have to do as he says. Well, that's settled, isn't it? Shall we say that, Tuesday next, you'll
hand him over to me at the night train south? That's only three days. He can't do much harm in three days.'
'It's a weight off my mind, but this thing here?' he waved the note of hand 'I don't know Gobind Sahai:
or his bank, which may be a hole in a wall.'
'You've never been a subaltern in debt. I'll cash it if you like, and send you the vouchers in proper order.'
'But with all your own work too! It's askin' '
'It's not the least trouble indeed. You see, as an ethnologist, the thing's very interesting to me. I'd like to make
a note of it for some Government work that I'm doing. The transformation of a regimental badge like your
Red Bull into a sort of fetish that the boy follows is very interesting.'
'But I can't thank you enough.'
'There's one thing you can do. All we Ethnological men are as jealous as jackdaws of one another's
discoveries. They're of no interest to anyone but ourselves, of course, but you know what bookcollectors are
like. Well, don't say a word, directly or indirectly, about the Asiatic side of the boy's character his
adventures and his prophecy, and so on. I'll worm them out of the boy later on and you see?'
'I do. Ye'll make a wonderful account of it. Never a word will I say to anyone till I see it in print.'
'Thank you. That goes straight to an ethnologist's heart. Well, I must be getting back to my breakfast. Good
Heavens! Old Mabbub here still?' He raised his voice, and the horsedealer came out from under the shadow
of the tree, 'Well, what is it?'
'As regards that young horse,' said Mahbub, 'I say that when a colt is born to be a polopony, closely
following the ball without teaching when such a colt knows the game by divination then I say it is a great
wrong to break that colt to a heavy cart, Sahib!'
'So say I also, Mahbub. The colt will be entered for polo only. (These fellows think of nothing in the world
but horses, Padre.) I'll see you tomorrow, Mahbub, if you've anything likely for sale.'
The dealer saluted, horsemanfashion, with a sweep of the off hand. 'Be patient a little, Friend of all the
World,' he whispered to the agonized Kim. 'Thy fortune is made. In a little while thou goest to Nucklao, and
here is something to pay the letterwriter. I shall see thee again, I think, many times,' and he cantered off
down the road.
'Listen to me,' said the Colonel from the veranda, speaking in the vernacular. 'In three days thou wilt go with
me to Lucknow, seeing and hearing new things all the while. Therefore sit still for three days and do not run
away. Thou wilt go to school at Lucknow.'
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'Shall I meet my Holy One there?' Kim whimpered.
'At least Lucknow is nearer to Benares than Umballa. It may be thou wilt go under my protection. Mahbub
Ali knows this, and he will be angry if thou returnest to the Road now. Remember much has been told me
which I do not forget.'
'I will wait,' said Kim, 'but the boys will beat me.'
Then the bugles blew for dinner.
Chapter 7
Unto whose use the pregnant suns are poised
With idiot moons and stars retracing stars?
Creep thou betweene thy coming's all unnoised.
Heaven hath her high, as Earth her baser, wars.
Heir to these tumults, this affright, that fraye
(By Adam's, fathers', own, sin bound alway);
Peer up, draw out thy horoscope and say
Which planet mends thy threadbare fate or mars?
Sir John Christie.
In the afternoon the redfaced schoolmaster told Kim that he had been 'struck off the strength', which
conveyed no meaning to him till he was ordered to go away and play. Then he ran to the bazar, and found the
young letterwriter to whom he owed a stamp.
'Now I pay,' said Kim royally, 'and now I need another letter to be written.'
'Mahbub Ali is in Umballa,' said the writer jauntily. He was, by virtue of his office, a bureau of general
misinformation.
'This is not to Mahbub, but to a priest. Take thy pen and write quickly. To Teshoo La ma, the Holy One from
Bhotiyal seeking for a River, who is now in the Temple ofihe Tirthankars at Benares. Take more ink! In three
days I am to go down to Nucklao to the school at Nucklao. The name of the school is Xavier. I do not know
where that school is, but it is at Nucklao.'
'But I know Nucklao,' the writer interrupted. 'I know the school.'
'Tell him where it is, and I give half an anna.'
The reed pen scratched busily. 'He cannot mistake.' The man lifted his head. 'Who watches us across the
street?'
Kim looked up hurriedly and saw Colonel Creighton in tennis flannels.
'Oh, that is some Sahib who knows the fat priest in the barracks. He is beckoning me.'
'What dost thou?' said the Colonel, when Kim trotted up.
'I I am not running away. I send a letter to my Holy One at Benares.'
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'I had not thought of that. Hast thou said that I take thee to Lucknow?'
'Nay, I have not. Read the letter, if there be a doubt.'
'Then why hast thou left out my name in writing to that Holy One?' The Colonel smiled a queer smile. Kim
took his courage in both hands.
'It was said once to me that it is inexpedient to write the names of strangers concerned in any matter, because
by the naming of names many good plans are brought to confusion.'
'Thou hast been well taught,' the Colonel replied, and Kim flushed. 'I have left my cherootcase in the Padre's
veranda. Bring it to my house this even.'
'Where is the house?' said Kim. His quick wit told him that he was being tested in some fashion or another,
and he stood on guard.
'Ask anyone in the big bazar.' The Colonel walked on.
'He has forgotten his cherootcase,' said Kim, returning. 'I must bring it to him this evening. That is all my
letter except, thrice over, Come to me! Come to me! Come to me! Now I will pay for a stamp and put it in the
post. He rose to go, and as an afterthought asked: 'Who is that angryfaced Sahib who lost the cherootcase?'
'Oh, he is only Creighton Sahib a very foolish Sahib, who is a Colonel Sahib without a regiment.'
'What is his business?'
'God knows. He is always buying horses which he cannot ride, and asking riddles about the works of God
such as plants and stones and the customs of people. The dealers call him the father of fools, because he is so
easily cheated about a horse. Mahbub Ali says he is madder than most other Sahibs.'
'Oh!' said Kim, and departed. His training had given him some small knowledge of character, and he argued
that fools are not given information which leads to calling out eight thousand men besides guns. The
CommanderinChief of all India does not talk, as Kim had heard him talk, to fools. Nor would Mahbub
Ali's tone have changed, as it did every time he mentioned the Colonel's name, if the Colonel had been a fool.
Consequently and this set Kim to skipping there was a mystery somewhere, and Mahbub Ali probably
spied for the Colonel much as Kim had spied for Mahbub. And, like the horsedealer, the Colonel evidently
respected people who did not show themselves to be too clever.
He rejoiced that he had not betrayed his knowledge of the Colonel's house; and when, on his return to
barracks, he discovered that no cherootcase had been left behind, he beamed with delight. Here was a man
after his own heart a tortuous and indirect person playing a hidden game. Well, if he could be a fool, so
could Kim.
He showed nothing of his mind when Father Victor, for three long mornings, discoursed to him of an entirely
new set of Gods and Godlings notably of a Goddess called Mary, who, he gathered, was one with Bibi
Miriam of Mahbub Ali's theology. He betrayed no emotion when, after the lecture, Father Victor dragged him
from shop to shop buying articles of outfit, nor when envious drummer boys kicked him because he was
going to a superior school did he complain, but awaited the play of circumstances with an interested soul.
Father Victor, good man, took him to the station, put him into an empty secondclass next to Colonel
Creighton's first, and bade him farewell with genuine feeling.
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'They'll make a man o' you, O'Hara, at St Xavier's a white man, an', I hope, a good man. They know all
about your comin', an' the Colonel will see that ye're not lost or mislaid anywhere on the road. I've given you
a notion of religious matters, at least I hope so, and you'll remember, when they ask you your religion,
that you're a Cath'lic. Better say Roman Cath'lic, tho' I'm not fond of the word.'
Kim lit a rank cigarette he had been careful to buy a stock in the bazar and lay down to think. This
solitary passage was verv different from that joyful downjourney in the thirdclass with the lama. 'Sahibs
get little pleasure of travel,' he reflected.
'Hai mai! I go from one place to another as it might be a kickball. It is my Kismet. No man can escape his
Kismet. But I am to pray to Bibi Miriam, and I am a Sahib.' He looked at his boots ruefully. 'No; I am Kim.
This is the great world, and I am only Kim. Who is Kim?' He considered his own identity, a thing he had
never done before, till his head swam. He was one insignificant person in all this roaring whirl of India, going
southward to he knew not what fate.
Presently the Colonel sent for him, and talked for a long time. So far as Kim could gather, he was to be
diligent and enter the Survey of India as a chainman. If he were very good, and passed the proper
examinations, he would be earning thirty rupees a month at seventeen years old, and Colonel Creighton
would see that he found suitable employment.
Kim pretended at first to understand perhaps one word in three of this talk. Then the Colonel, seeing his
mistake, turned to fluent and picturesque Urdu and Kim was contented. No man could be a fool who knew
the language so intimately, who moved so gently and silently, and whose eyes were so different from the dull
fat eyes of other Sahibs.
'Yes, and thou must learn how to make pictures of roads and mountains and rivers to carry these pictures in
thine eye till a suitable time comes to set them upon paper. Perhaps some day, when thou art a chainman, I
may say to thee when we are working together: "Go across those hills and see what lies beyond." Then one
will say: "There are bad people living in those hills who will slay the chainman if he be seen to look like a
Sahib." What then?'
Kim thought. Would it be safe to return the Colonel's lead?
'I would tell what that other man had said.'
'But if I answered: "I will give thee a hundred rupees for knowledge of what is behind those hills for a
picture of a river and a little news of what the people say in the villages there"?'
'How can I tell? I am only a boy. Wait till I am a man.' Then, seeing the Colonel's brow clouded, he went on:
'But I think I should in a few days earn the hundred rupees.'
'By what road?'
Kim shook his head resolutely. 'If I said how I would earn them, another man might hear and forestall me. It
is not good to sell knowledge for nothing.'
'Tell now.' The Colonel held up a rupee. Kim's hand half reached towards it, and dropped.
'Nay, Sahib; nay. I know the price that will be paid for the answer, but I do not know why the question is
asked.'
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'Take it for a gift, then,' said Creighton, tossing it over. 'There is a good spirit in thee. Do not let it be blunted
at St Xavier's. There are many boys there who despise the black men.'
'Their mothers were bazarwomen,' said Kim. He knew well there is no hatred like that of the halfcaste for
his brotherinlaw.
'True; but thou art a Sahib and the son of a Sahib. Therefore, do not at any time be led to contemn the black
men. I have known boys newly entered into the service of the Government who feigned not to understand the
talk or the customs of black men. Their pay was cut for ignorance. There is no sin so great as ignorance.
Remember this.'
Several times in the course of the long twentyfour hours' run south did the Colonel send for Kim, always
developing this latter text.
'We be all on one leadrope, then,' said Kim at last, 'the Colonel, Mahbub Ali, and I when I become a
chainman. He will use me as Mahbub Ali employed me, I think. That is good, if it allows me to return to the
Road again. This clothing grows no easier by wear.'
When they came to the crowded Lucknow station there was no sign of the lama. He swallowed his
disappointment, while the Colonel bundled him into a ticcagharri with his neat belongings and despatched
him alone to St Xavier's.
'I do not say farewell, because we shall meet again,' he cried. 'Again, and many times, if thou art one of good
spirit. But thou art not yet tried.'
'Not when I brought thee' Kim actually dared to use the tum of equals 'a white stallion's pedigree that
night?'
'Much is gained by forgetting, little brother,' said the Colonel, with a look that pierced through Kim's
shoulderblades as he scuttled into the carriage.
It took him nearly five minutes to recover. Then he sniffed the new air appreciatively. 'A rich city,' he said.
'Richer than Lahore. How good the bazars must be! Coachman, drive me a little through the bazars here.'
'My order is to take thee to the school.' The driver used the 'thou', which is rudeness when applied to a white
man. In the clearest and most fluent vernacular Kim pointed out his error, climbed on to the boxseat, and,
perfect understanding established, drove for a couple of hours up and down, estimating, comparing, and
enjoying. There is no city except Bombay, the queen of all more beautiful in her garish style than
Lucknow, whether you see her from the bridge over the river, or from the top of the Imambara looking down
on the gilt umbrellas of the Chutter Munzil, and the trees in which the town is bedded. Kings have adorned
her with fantastic buildings, endowed her with charities, crammed her with pensioners, and drenched her with
blood. She is the centre of all idleness, intrigue, and luxury, and shares with Delhi the claim to talk the only
pure Urdu.
'A fair city a beautiful city.' The driver, as a Lucknow man, was pleased with the compliment, and told Kim
many astounding things where an English guide would have talked of the Mutiny.
'Now we will go to the school,' said Kim at last. The great old school of St Xavier's in Partibus, block on
block of low white buildings, stands in vast grounds over against the Gumti River,' at some distance from the
city.
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'What like of folk are they within?' said Kim.
'Young Sahibs all devils. But to speak truth, and I drive many of them to and fro from the railway station, I
have never seen one that had in him the making of a more perfect devil than thou this young Sahib whom I
am now driving.'
Naturally, for he was never trained to consider them in any way improper, Kim had passed the time of day
with one or two frivolous ladies at upper windows in a certain street, and naturally, in the exchange of
compliments, had acquitted himself well. He was about to acknowledge the driver's last insolence, when his
eye it was growing dusk caught a figure sitting by one of the white plaster gatepillars in the long sweep
of wall.
'Stop!' he cried. 'Stay here. I do not go to the school at once.'
'But what is to pay me for this coming and recoming?' said the driver petulantly. 'Is the boy mad? Last time
it was a dancing girl. This time it is a priest.'
Kim was in the road headlong, patting the dusty feet beneath the dirty yellow robe.
'I have waited here a day and a half,' the lama's level voice began. 'Nay, I had a disciple with me. He that was
my friend at the Temple of the Tirthankars gave me a guide for this journey. I came from Benares in the
terain, when thy letter was given me. Yes, I am well fed. I need nothing.'
'But why didst thou not stay with the Kulu woman, O Holy One? In what way didst thou get to Benares? My
heart has been heavy since we parted.'
'The woman wearied me by constant flux of talk and requiring charms for children. I separated myself from
that company, permitting her to acquire merit by gifts. She is at least a woman of open hands, and I made a
promise to return to her house if need arose. Then, perceiving myself alone in this great and terrible world, I
bethought me of the terain to Benares, where I knew one abode in the Tirthankars' Temple who was a
Seeker, even as I.'
'Ah! Thy River,' said Kim. 'I had forgotten the River.'
'So soon, my chela? I have never forgotten it. But when I had left thee it seemed better that I should go to the
Temple and take counsel, for, look you, India is very large, and it may be that wise men before us, some two
or three, have left a record of the place of our River. There is debate in the Temple of the Tirthankars on this
matter; some saying one thing, and some another. They are courteous folk.'
'So be it; but what dost thou do now?'
'I acquire merit in that I help thee, my chela, to wisdom. The priest of that body of men who serve the Red
Bull wrote me that all should be as I desired for thee. I sent the money to suffice for one year, and then I
came, as thou seest me, to watch for thee going up into the Gates of Learning. A day and a half have I waited
not because I was led by any affection towards thee that is no part of the Way but, as they said at the
Tirthankars' Temple, because, money having been paid for learning, it was right that I should oversee the end
of the matter. They resolved my doubts most clearly. I had a fear that, perhaps, I came because I wished to
see thee misguided by the Red Mist of affection. It is not so . . . Moreover, I am troubled by a dream.'
'But surely, Holy One, thou hast not forgotten the Road and all that befell on it. Surely it was a little to see me
that thou didst come?'
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'The horses are cold, and it is past their feedingtime,' whined the driver.
'Go to Jehannum and abide there with thy reputationless aunt!' Kim snarled over his shoulder. 'I am all alone
in this land; I know not where I go nor what shall befall me. My heart was in that letter I sent thee. Except for
Mahbub Ali, and he is a Pathan, I have no friend save thee, Holy One. Do not altogether go away.'
'I have considered that also,' the lama replied, in a shaking voice. 'It is manifest that from time to time I shall
acquire merit if before that I have not found my River by assuring myself that thy feet are set on wisdom.
What they will teach thee I do not know, but the priest wrote me that no son of a Sahib in all India will be
better taught than thou. So from time to time, therefore, I will come again. Maybe thou wilt be such a Sahib
as he who gave me these spectacles' the lama wiped them elaborately 'in the Wonder House at Lahore.
That is my hope, for he was a Fountain of Wisdom wiser than many abbots .... Again, maybe thou wilt
forget me and our meetings.'
'If I eat thy bread,' cried Kim passionately, 'how shall I ever forget thee?' 'No no.' He put the boy aside. 'I
must go back to Benares. From time to time,now that I know the customs of letter writers in this land, I will
send thee a letter, and from time to time I will come and see thee.'
'But whither shall I send my letters?' wailed Kim, clutching at the robe, all forgetful that he was a Sahib.
'To the Temple of the Tirthankars at Benares. That is the place I have chosen till I find my River. Do not
weep; for, look you, all Desire is Illusion and a new binding upon the Wheel. Go up to the Gates of Learning.
Let me see thee go . .. Dost thou love me? Then go, or my heart cracks .. . I will come again. Surely I will
come again.
The lama watched the ticcagharri rumble into the compound, and strode off, snuffing between each long
stride.
'The Gates of Learning' shut with a clang.
The country born and bred boy has his own manners and customs, which do not resemble those of any other
land; and his teachers approach him by roads which an English master would not understand. Therefore, you
would scarcely be interested in Kim's experiences as a St Xavier's boy among two or three hundred
precocious youths, most of whom had never seen the sea. He suffered the usual penalties for breaking out of
bounds when there was cholera in the city. This was before he had learned to write fair English, and so was
obliged to find a bazar letterwriter. He was, of course, indicted for smoking and for the use of abuse more
fullflavoured than even St Xavier's had ever heard. He learned to wash himself with the Levitical
scrupulosity of the nativeborn, who in his heart considers the Englishman rather dirty. He played the usual
tricks on the patient coolies pulling the punkahs in the sleeping rooms where the boys threshed through the
hot nights telling tales till the dawn; and quietly he measured himself against his self reliant mates.
They were sons of subordinate officials in the Railway, Telegraph, and Canal Services; of warrantofficers,
sometimes retired and sometimes acting as commandersinchief to a feudatory Rajah's army; of captains of
the Indian Marine Government pensioners, planters, Presidency shopkeepers, and missionaries. A few were
cadets of the old Eurasian houses that have taken strong root in Dhurrumtollah Pereiras, De Souzas, and
D'Silvas. Their parents could well have educated them in England, but they loved the school that had served
their own youth, and generation followed sallow hued generation at St Xavier's. Their homes ranged from
Howrah of the railway people to abandoned cantonments like Monghyr and Chunar; lost teagardens
Shillongway; villages where their fathers were large landholders in Oudh or the Deccan; Missionstations a
week from the nearest railway line; seaports a thousand miles south, facing the brazen Indian surf; and
cinchonaplantations south of all. The mere story of their adventures, which to them were no adventures, on
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their road to and from school would have crisped a Western boy's hair. They were used to jogging off alone
through a hundred miles of jungle, where there was always the delightful chance of being delayed by tigers;
but they would no more have bathed in the English Channel in an English August than their brothers across
the world would have lain still while a leopard snuffed at their palanquin. There were boys of fifteen who had
spent a day and a half on an islet in the middle of a flooded river, taking charge, as by right, of a camp of
frantic pilgrims returning from a shrine. There were seniors who had requisitioned a chancemet Rajah's
elephant, in the name of St Francis Xavier, when the Rains once blotted out the carttrack that led to their
father's estate, and had all but lost the huge beast in a quicksand. There was a boy who, he said, and none
doubted, had helped his father to beat off with rifles from the veranda a rush of Akas in the days when those
headhunters were bold against lonely plantations.
And every tale was told in the even, passionless voice of the nativeborn, mixed with quaint reflections,
borrowed unconsciously from native fostermothers, and turns of speech that showed they had been that
instant translated from the vernacular. Kim watched, listened, and approved. This was not insipid,
singleword talk of drummerboys. It dealt with a life he knew and in part understood. The atmosphere
suited him, and he throve by inches. They gave him a white drill suit as the weather warmed, and he rejoiced
in the new found bodily comforts as he rejoiced to use his sharpened mind over the tasks they set him. His
quickness would have delighted an English master; but at St Xavier's they know the first rush of minds
developed by sun and surroundings, as they know the half collapse that sets in at twentytwo or
twentythree.
None the less he remembered to hold himself lowly. When tales were told of hot nights, Kim did not sweep
the board with his reminiscences; for St Xavier's looks down on boys who 'go native alltogether.' One must
never forget that one is a Sahib, and that some day, when examinations are passed, one will command
natives. Kim made a note of this, for he began to understand where examinations led.
Then came the holidays from August to October the long holidays imposed by the heat and the Rains. Kim
was informed that he would go north to some station in the hills behind Umballa, where Father Victor would
arrange for him.
'A barrackschool?' said Kim, who had asked many questions and thought more.
'Yes, I suppose so,' said the master. 'It will not do you any harm to keep you out of mischief. You can go up
with young De Castro as far as Delhi.'
Kim considered it in every possible light. He had been diligent, even as the Colonel advised. A boy's holiday
was his own property of so much the talk of his companions had advised him, and a barrackschool
would be torment after St Xavier's. Moreover this was magic worth anything else he could write. In three
months he had discovered how men can speak to each other without a third party, at the cost of half an anna
and a little knowledge. No word had come from the lama, but there remained the Road. Kim yearned for the
caress of soft mud squishing up between the toes, as his mouth watered for mutton stewed with butter and
cabbages, for rice speckled with strong scented cardamoms, for the saffrontinted rice, garlic and onions, and
the forbidden greasy sweetmeats of the bazars. They would feed him raw beef on a platter at the barrack
school, and he must smoke by stealth. But again, he was a Sahib and was at St Xavier's, and that pig Mahbub
Ali ... No, he would not test Mahbub's hospitality and yet ... He thought
it out alone in the dormitory, and came to the conclusion he had been unjust to Mahbub.
The school was empty; nearly all the masters had gone away; Colonel Creighton 's railway pass lay in his
hand, and Kim puffed himself that he had not spent Colonel Creighton 's or Mahbub's money in riotous
living. He was still lord of two rupees seven annas. His new bullocktrunk, marked 'K. O'H.', and
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beddingroll lay in the empty sleepingroom. 'Sahibs are always tied to their baggage,' said Kim, nodding at
them. 'You will stay here' He went out into the warm rain, smiling sinfully, and sought a certain house whose
outside he had noted down some time before. . .
'Arre'! Dost thou know what manner of women we be in this quarter? Oh, shame!'
'Was I born yesterday?' Kim squatted nativefashion on the cushions of that upper room. 'A little dyestuff
and three yards of cloth to help out a jest. Is it much to ask?'
'Who is she? Thou art full young, as Sahibs go, for this devilry.'
'Oh, she? She is the daughter of a certain schoolmaster of a
regiment in the cantonments. He has beaten me twice because I
went over their wall in these clothes. Now I would go as a
gardener's boy. Old men are very jealous.'
'That is true. Hold thy face still while I dab on the juice.'
'Not too black, Naikan. I would not appear to her as a hubshi [nigger).'
'Oh, love makes nought of these things. And how old is she?'
'Twelve years, I think,' said the shameless Kim. 'Spread it also on the breast. It may be her father will tear my
clothes off me, and if I am piebald ' he laughed.
The girl worked busily, dabbing a twist of cloth into a little saucer of brown dye that holds longer than any
walnutjuice.
'Now send out and get me a cloth for the turban. Woe is me, my head is all unshaved! And he will surely
knock off my turban.'
'I am not a barber, but I will make shift. Thou wast born to be a breaker of hearts! All this disguise for one
evening? Remember, the stuff does not wash away.' She shook with laughter till her bracelets and anklets
jingled. 'But who is to pay me for this? Huneefa herself could not have given thee better stuff.'
'Trust in the Gods, my sister,' said Kim gravely, screwing his face round as the stain dried. 'Besides, hast thou
ever helped to paint a Sahib thus before?'
'Never indeed. But a jest is not money.'
'It is worth much more.'
'Child, thou art beyond all dispute the most shameless son of Shaitan that I have ever known to take up a poor
girl's time with this play, and then to say: "Is not the jest enough?" Thou wilt go very far in this world.' She
gave the dancinggirls' salutation in mockery.
'All one. Make haste and roughcut my head.' Kim shifted from foot to foot, his eyes ablaze with mirth as he
thought of the fat days before him. He gave the girl four annas, and ran down the stairs in the likeness of a
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lowcaste Hindu boy perfect in every detail. A cookshop was his next point of call, where he feasted in
extravagance and greasy luxury.
On Lucknow station platform he watched young De Castro, all covered with pricklyheat, get into a
secondclass compartment. Kim patronized a third, and was the life and soul of it. He explained to the
company that he was assistant to a juggler who had left him behind sick with fever, and that he would pick up
his master at Umballa. As the occupants of the carriage changed, he varied this tale, or adorned it with all the
shoots of a budding fancy, the more rampant for being held off native speech so long. In all India that night
was no human being so joyful as Kim. At Umballa he got out and headed eastward, plashing over the sodden
fields to the village where the old soldier lived.
About this time Colonel Creighton at Simla was advised from Lucknow by wire that young O'Hara had
disappeared. Mahbub Ali was in town selling horses, and to him the Colonel confided the affair one morning
cantering round Annandale racecourse.
'Oh, that is nothing,' said the horsedealer. 'Men are like horses. At certain times they need salt, and if that
salt is not in the mangers they will lick it up from the earth. He has gone back to the Road again for a while.
The madrissak wearied him. I knew it would. Another time, I will take him upon the Road myself. Do not be
troubled, Creighton Sahib. It is as though a polopony, breaking loose, ran out to learn the game alone.'
'Then he is not dead, think you?'
'Fever might kill him. I do not fear for the boy otherwise. A monkey does not fall among trees.'
Next morning, on the same course, Mahbub's stallion ranged alongside the Colonel.
'It is as I had thought,' said the horsedealer. 'He has come through Umballa at least, and there he has written
a letter to me, having learned in the bazar that I was here.'
'Read,' said the Colonel, with a sigh of relief. It was absurd that a man of his position should take an interest
in a little country bred vagabond; but the Colonel remembered the conversation in the train, and often in the
past few months had caught himself thinking of the queer, silent, selfpossessed boy. His evasion, of course,
was the height of insolence, but it argued some resource and nerve.
Mahbub's eyes twinkled as he reined out into the centre of the cramped little plain, where none could come
near unseen.
'"The Friend of the Stars, who is the Friend of all the World"'
'What is this?'
'A name we give him in Lahore city. "The Friend of all the World takes leave to go to his own places. He will
come back upon the appointed day. Let the box and the beddingroll be sent for; and if there has been a fault,
let the Hand of Friendship turn aside the Whip of Calamity." There is yet a little more, but'
'No matter, read.'
'"Certain things are not known to those who eat with forks. It is better to eat with both hands for a while.
Speak soft words to those who do not understand this that the return may be propitious." Now the manner in
which that was cast is, of course, the work of the letterwriter, but see how wisely the boy has devised the
matter of it so that no hint is given except to those who know!'
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'Is this the Hand of Friendship to avert the Whip of Calamity?' laughed the Colonel.
'See how wise is the boy. He would go back to the Road again, as I said. Not knowing yet thy trade '
'I am not at all sure of that,' the Colonel muttered.
'He turns to me to make a peace between you. Is he not wise? He says he will return. He is but perfecting his
knowledge. Think, Sahib! He has been three months at the school. And he is not mouthed to that bit. For my
part, I rejoice. The pony learns the game.'
'Ay, but another time he must not go alone.'
'Why? He went alone before he came under the Colonel Sahib's protection. When he comes to the Great
Game he must go alone alone, and at peril of his head. Then, if he spits, or sneezes, or sits down other than
as the people do whom he watches, he may be slain. Why hinder him now? Remember how the Persians say:
The jackal that lives in the wilds of Mazanderan can only be caught by the hounds of Mazanderan.'
'True. It is true, Mahbub Ali. And if he comes to no harm, I do not desire anything better. But it is great
insolence on his part.'
'He does not tell me, even, whither he goes,' said Mahbub. 'He is no fool. When his time is accomplished he
will come to me. It is time the healer of pearls took him in hand. He ripens too quickly as Sahibs reckon.'
This prophecy was fulfilled to the letter a month later. Mahbub had gone down to Umballa to bring up a fresh
consignment of horses, and Kim met him on the Kalka road at dusk riding alone, begged an alms of him, was
sworn at, and replied in English. There was nobody within earshot to hear Mahbub's gasp of amazement.
'Oho! And where hast thou been?' 'Up and down down and up.'
'Come under a tree, out of the wet, and tell.' 'I stayed for a while with an old man near Umballa; anon with a
household of my acquaintance in Umballa. With one of these I went as far as Delhi to the southward. That is
a wondrous city. Then I drove a bullock for a teli [an oilman] coming north; but I heard of a great feast
forward in Patiala, and thither went I in the company of a fireworkmaker. It was a great feast' (Kim rubbed
his stomach). 'I saw Rajahs, and elephants with gold and silver trappings; and they lit all the fireworks at
once, whereby eleven men were killed, my fireworkmaker among them, and I was blown across a tent but
took no harm. Then I came back to the rel with a Sikh horseman, to whom I was groom for my bread; and so
here.'
'Shabash!' said Mahbub Ali.
'But what does the Colonel Sahib say? I do not wish to be beaten.
'The Hand of Friendship has averted the Whip of Calamity; but another time, when thou takest the Road it
will be with me. This is too early.'
'Late enough for me. I have learned to read and to write English a little at the madrissah. I shall soon be
altogether a Sahib.'
'Hear him!' laughed Mahbub, looking at the little drenched figure dancing in the wet. 'Salaam Sahib,' and he
saluted ironically. 'Well, art tired of the Road, or wilt thou come on to Umballa with me and work back with
the horses?'
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'I come with thee, Mahbub Ali.'
Chapter 8
Something I owe to the soil that grew
More to the life that fed
But most to Allah Who gave me two
Separate sides to my head.
I would go without shirts or shoes,
Friends, tobacco or bread
Sooner than for an instant lose
Either side of my head.'
The TwoSided Man.
'Then in God's name take blue for red,' said Mahbub, alluding to the Hindu colour of Kim's disreputable
turban.
Kim countered with the old proverb, 'I will change my faith and my bedding, but thou must pay for it.'
The dealer laughed till he nearly fell from his horse. At a shop on the outskirts of the city the change was
made, and Kim stood up, externally at least, a Mohammedan.
Mahbub hired a room over against the railway station, sent for a cooked meal of the finest with the
almondcurd sweetmeats [balushai we call it] and finechopped Lucknow tobacco.
'This is better than some other meat that I ate with the Sikh,' said Kim, grinning as he squatted, 'and assuredly
they give no such victuals at my madrissah.'
'I have a desire to hear of that same madrissah.' Mahbub stuffed himself with great boluses of spiced mutton
fried in fat with cabbage and goldenbrown onions. 'But tell me first, altogether and truthfully, the manner of
thy escape. For, O Friend of all the World,' he loosed his cracking belt 'I do not think it is often that a
Sahib and the son of a Sahib runs away from there.'
'How should they? They do not know the land. It was nothing,' said Kim, and began his tale. When he came
to the disguisement and the interview with the girl in the bazar, Mahbub Ali's gravity went from him. He
laughed aloud and beat his hand on his thigh.
'Shabash! Shabash! Oh, well done, little one! What will the healer of turquoises say to this? Now, slowly, let
us hear what befell afterwards step by step, omitting nothing.'
Step by step then, Kim told his adventures between coughs as the fullflavoured tobacco caught his lungs.
'I said,' growled Mahbub Ali to himself, 'I said it was the pony breaking out to play polo. The fruit is ripe
already except that he must learn his distances and his pacings, and his rods and his compasses. Listen now.
I have turned aside the Colonel's whip from thy skin, and that is no small service.'
'True.' Kim pulled serenely. 'That is true.'
'But it is not to be thought that this running out and in is any way good.'
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'It was my holiday, Hajji. I was a slave for many weeks. Why should I not run away when the school was
shut? Look, too, how I, living upon my friends or working for my bread, as I did with the Sikh, have saved
the Colonel Sahib a great expense.'
Mahbub's lips twitched under his wellpruned Mohammedan moustache.
'What are a few rupees' the Pathan threw out his open hand carelessly 'to the Colonel Sahib? He spends
them for a purpose, not in any way for love of thee.'
'That,' said Kim slowly, 'I knew a very long time ago.'
'Who told?'
'The Colonel Sahib himself. Not in those many words, but plainly enough for one who is not altogether a
mudhead. Yea, he told me in the terain when we went down to Lucknow.'
'Be it so. Then I will tell thee more, Friend of all the World, though in the telling I lend thee my head.'
'It was forfeit to me,' said Kim, with deep relish, 'in Umballa, when thou didst pick me up on the horse after
the drummerboy beat me.'
'Speak a little plainer. All the world may tell lies save thou and I. For equally is thy life forfeit to me if I
chose to raise my finger here.'
'And this is known to me also,' said Kim, readjusting the live charcoalball on the weed. 'It is a very sure tie
between us. Indeed, thy hold is surer even than mine; for who would miss a boy beaten to death, or, it may
be, thrown into a well by the roadside? Most people here and in Simla and across the passes behind the Hills
would, on the other hand, say: "What has come to Mahbub Ali?" if he were found dead among his horses.
Surely, too, the Colonel Sahib would make inquiries. But again,' Kim's face puckered with cunning, 'he
would not make overlong inquiry, lest people should ask: "What has this Colonel Sahib to do with that
horsedealer?" But I if I lived ,
'As thou wouldst surely die ,
'Maybe; but I say, if I lived, I, and I alone, would know that one had come by night, as a common thief
perhaps, to Mahbub Ali's bulkhead in the serai, and there had slain him, either before or after that thief had
made a full search into his saddlebags and between the soles of his slippers. Is that news to tell to the
Colonel, or would he say to me (I have not forgotten when he sent me back for a cigarcase that he had not
left behind him) "What is Mahbub Ali to me?"?'
Up went a gout of heavy smoke. There was a long pause: then Mahbub Ali spoke in admiration: 'And with
these things on thy mind, dost thou lie down and rise again among all the Sahibs' little sons at the madrissah
and meekly take instruction from thy teachers?'
'It is an order,' said Kim blandly. 'Who am I to dispute an order?'
'A most finished Son of Eblis,' said Mahbub Ali. 'But what is this tale of the thief and the search?'
'That which I saw,' said Kim, 'the night that my lama and I lay next thy place in the Kashmir Seral. The door
was left unlocked, which I think is not thy custom, Mahbub. He came in as one assured that thou wouldst not
soon return. My eye was against a knothole in the plank. He searched as it were for something not a rug,
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not stirrups, nor a bridle, nor brass pots something little and most carefully hid. Else why did he prick with
an iron between the soles of thy slippers?'
'Ha!' Mahbub Ali smiled gently. 'And seeing these things, what tale didst thou fashion to thyself, Well of the
Truth?'
'None. I put my hand upon my amulet, which lies always next to my skin, and, remembering the pedigree of a
white stallion that I had bitten out of a piece of Mussalmani bread, I went away to Umballa perceiving that a
heavy trust was laid upon me. At that hour, had I chosen, thy head was forfeit. It needed only to say to that
man, "I have here a paper concerning a horse which I cannot read." And then?' Kim peered at Mahbub under
his eyebrows.
'Then thou wouldst have drunk water twice perhaps thrice, afterwards. I do not think more than thrice,' said
Mahbub simply.
'It is true. I thought of that a little, but most I thought that I loved thee, Mahbub. Therefore I went to Umballa,
as thou knowest, but (and this thou dost not know) I lay hid in the gardengrass to see what Colonel
Creighton Sahib might do upon reading the white stallion's pedigree.'
'And what did he?' for Kim had bitten off the conversation.
'Dost thou give news for love, or dost thou sell it?' Kim asked.
'I sell and I buy.' Mahbub took a fouranna piece out of his belt and held it up.
'Eight!' said Kim, mechanically following the huckster instinct of the East.
Mahbub laughed, and put away the coin. It is too easy to deal in that market, Friend of all the World. Tell me
for love. Our lives lie in each other's hand.'
'Very good. I saw the JangiLat Sahib [the CommanderinChief] come to a big dinner. I saw him in
Creighton Sahib's office. I saw the two read the white stallion's pedigree. I heard the very orders given for the
opening of a great war.'
'Hah!' Mahbub nodded with deepest eyes afire. 'The game is well played. That war is done now, and the evil,
we hope, nipped before the flower thanks to me and thee. What didst thou later?'
'I made the news as it were a hook to catch me victual and honour among the villagers in a village whose
priest drugged my lama. But I bore away the old man's purse, and the Brahmin found nothing. So next
morning he was angry. Ho! Ho! And I also used the news when I fell into the hands of that white Regiment
with their Bull!'
'That was foolishness.' Mahbub scowled. 'News is not meant to be thrown about like dungcakes, but used
sparingly like bhang.'
'So I think now, and moreover, it did me no sort of good. But that was very long ago,' he made as to brush it
all away with a thin brown hand 'and since then, and especially in the nights under the punkah at the
madrissah, I have thought very greatly.'
'Is it permitted to ask whither the Heavenborn's thought might have led?' said Mahbub, with an elaborate
sarcasm, smoothing his scarlet beard.
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'It is permitted,' said Kim, and threw back the very tone. 'They say at Nucklao that no Sahib must tell a black
man that he has made a fault.'
Mahbub's hand shot into his bosom, for to call a Pathan a 'black man' [kala admi] is a bloodinsult. Then he
remembered and laughed. 'Speak, Sahib. Thy black man hears.'
'But,' said Kim, 'I am not a Sahib, and I say I made a fault to curse thee, Mahbub Ali, on that day at Umballa
when I thought I was betrayed by a Pathan. I was senseless; for I was but newly caught, and I wished to kill
that lowcaste drummerboy. I say now, Hajji, that it was well done; and I see my road all clear before me to
a good service. I will stay in the madrissah till I am ripe.'
'Well said. Especially are distances and numbers and the manner of using compasses to be learned in that
game. One waits in the Hills above to show thee.'
'I will learn their teaching upon a condition that my time is given to me without question when the
madrissah is shut. Ask that for me of the Colonel.'
'But why not ask the Colonel in the Sahibs' tongue?'
'The Colonel is the servant of the Government. He is sent hither and yon at a word, and must consider his
own advancement. (See how much I have already learned at Nucklao!) Moreover, the Colonel I know since
three months only. I have known one Mahbub Ali for six years. So! To the madrissah I will go. At the
madrissah I will learn. In the madrissah I will be a Sahib. But when the madrissah is shut, then must I be free
and go among my people. Otherwise I die!'
'And who are thy people, Friend of all the World?'
'This great and beautiful land,' said Kim, waving his paw round the little claywalled room where the
oillamp in its niche burned heavily through the tobaccosmoke. 'And, further, I would see my lama again.
And, further, I need money.'
'That is the need of everyone,' said Mahbub ruefully. 'I will give thee eight annas, for much money is not
picked out of horses' hooves, and it must suffice for many days. As to all the rest, I am well pleased, and no
further talk is needed. Make haste to learn, and in three years, or it may be less, thou wilt be an aid even to
me.'
'Have I been such a hindrance till now?' said Kim, with a boy's giggle.
'Do not give answers,' Mahbub grunted. 'Thou art my new horseboy. Go and bed among my men. They are
near the north end of the station, with the horses.'
'They will beat me to the south end of the station if I come without authority.'
Mahbub felt in his belt, wetted his thumb on a cake of Chinese ink, and dabbed the impression on a piece of
soft native paper. From Balkh to Bombay men know that roughridged print with the old scar running
diagonally across it.
'That is enough to show my headman. I come in the morning.'
'By which road?' said Kim.
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'By the road from the city. There is but one, and then we return to Creighton Sahib. I have saved thee a
beating.'
'Allah! What is a beating when the very head is loose on the shoulders?'
Kim slid out quietly into the night, walked half round the house, keeping close to the walls, and headed away
from the station for a mile or so. Then, fetching a wide compass, he worked back at leisure, for he needed
time to invent a story if any of Mahbub's retainers asked questions.
They were camped on a piece of waste ground beside the railway, and, being natives, had not, of course,
unloaded the two trucks in which Mahbub's animals stood among a consignment of countrybreds bought by
the Bombay tramcompany. The headman, a brokendown, consumptivelooking Mohammedan, promptly
challenged Kim, but was pacified at sight of Mahbub's signmanual.
'The Hajji has of his favour given me service,' said Kim testily. 'If this be doubted, wait till he comes in the
morning. Meantime, a place by the fire.'
Followed the usual aimless babble that every lowcaste native must raise on every occasion. It died down,
and Kim lay out behind the little knot of Mahbub's followers, almost under the wheels of a horsetruck, a
borrowed blanket for covering. Now a bed among brickbats and ballastrefuse on a damp night, between
overcrowded horses and unwashed Baltis, would not appeal to many white boys; but Kim was utterly happy.
Change of scene, service, and surroundings were the breath of his little nostrils, and thinking of the neat white
cots of St Xavier's all arow under the punkah gave him joy as keen as the repetition of the
multiplicationtable in English.
'I am very old,' he thought sleepily. 'Every month I become a year more old. I was very young, and a fool to
boot, when I took Mahbub's message to Umballa. Even when I was with that white Regiment I was very
young and small and had no wisdom. But now I learn every day, and in three years the Colonel will take me
out of the madrissah and let me go upon the Road with Mahbub hunting for horses' pedigrees, or maybe I
shall go by myself; or maybe I shall find the lama and go with him. Yes; that is best. To walk again as a chela
with my lama when he comes back to Benares.' The thoughts came more slowly and disconnectedly. He was
plunging into a beautiful dreamland when his ears caught a whisper, thin and sharp, above the monotonous
babble round the fire. It came from behind the ironskinned horsetruck.
'He is not here, then?'
'Where should he be but roystering in the city. Who looks for a rat in a frogpond? Come away. He is not our
man.'
'He must not go back beyond the Passes a second time. It is the order.'
'Hire some woman to drug him. It is a few rupees only, and there is no evidence.'
'Except the woman. It must be more certain; and remember the price upon his head.'
'Ay, but the police have a long arm, and we are far from the Border. If it were in Peshawur, now!'
'Yes in Peshawur,' the second voice sneered. 'Peshawur, full of his bloodkin full of boltholes and
women behind whose clothes he will hide. Yes, Peshawur or Jehannum would suit us equally well.'
'Then what is the plan?'
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'O fool, have I not told it a hundred times? Wait till he comes to lie down, and then one sure shot. The trucks
are between us and pursuit. We have but to run back over the lines and go our way. They will not see whence
the shot came. Wait here at least till the dawn. What manner of fakir art thou, to shiver at a little watching?'
'Oho!' thought Kim, behind closeshut eyes. 'Once again it is Mahbub. Indeed a white stallion's pedigree is
not a good thing to peddle to Sahibs! Or maybe Mahbub has been selling other news. Now what is to do,
Kim? I know not where Mahbub houses, and if he comes here before the dawn they will shoot him. That
would be no profit for thee, Kim. And this is not a matter for the police. That would be no profit for Mahbub;
and' he giggled almost aloud 'I do not remember any lesson at Nucklao which will help me. Allah! Here
is Kim and yonder are they. First, then, Kim must wake and go away, so that they shall not suspect. A bad
dream wakes a man thus ,
He threw the blanket off his face, and raised himself suddenly with the terrible, bubbling, meaningless yell of
the Asiatic roused by nightmare.
'Urrurrurrurr! Yalalalala! Narain! The churel! The churel!'
A churel is the peculiarly malignant ghost of a woman who has died in childbed. She haunts lonely roads,
her feet are turned backwards on the ankles, and she leads men to torment.
Louder rose Kim's quavering howl, till at last he leaped to his feet and staggered off sleepily, while the camp
cursed him for waking them. Some twenty yards farther up the line he lay down again, taking care that the
whisperers should hear his grunts and groans as he recomposed himself. After a few minutes he rolled
towards the road and stole away into the thick darkness.
He paddled along swiftly till he came to a culvert, and dropped behind it, his chin on a level with the
copingstone. Here he could command all the nighttraffic, himself unseen.
Two or three carts passed, jingling out to the suburbs; a coughing policeman and a hurrying footpassenger
or two who sang to keep off evil spirits. Then rapped the shod feet of a horse.
'Ah! This is more like Mahbub,' thought Kim, as the beast shied at the little head above the culvert.
'Ohe', Mahbub Ali,' he whispered, 'have a care!'
The horse was reined back almost on its haunches, and forced towards the culvert.
'Never again,' said Mahbub, 'will I take a shod horse for night work. They pick up all the bones and nails in
the city.' He stooped to lift its forefoot, and that brought his head within a foot of Kim's. Down keep down,'
he muttered. 'The night is full of eyes.'
'Two men wait thy coming behind the horsetrucks. They will shoot thee at thy lying down, because there is
a price on thy head. I heard, sleeping near the horses.'
'Didst thou see them? . .. Hold still, Sire of Devils!' This furiously to the horse.
'No.'
'Was one dressed belike as a fakir?'
'One said to the other, "What manner of fakir art thou, to shiver at a little watching?"'
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'Good. Go back to the camp and lie down. I do not die tonight.'
Mahbub wheeled his horse and vanished. Kim tore back down the ditch till he reached a point opposite his
second restingplace, slipped across the road like a weasel, and recoiled himself in the blanket.
'At least Mahbub knows,' he thought contentedly. 'And certainly he spoke as one expecting it. I do not think
those two men will profit by tonight's watch.'
An hour passed, and, with the best will in the world to keep awake all night, he slept deeply. Now and again a
night train roared along the metals within twenty feet of him; but he had all the Oriental's indifference to
mere noise, and it did not even weave a dream through his slumber.
Mahbub was anything but asleep. It annoyed him vehemently that people outside his tribe and unaffected by
his casual amours should pursue him for the life. His first and natural impulse was to cross the line lower
down, work up again, and, catching his wellwishers from behind, summarily slay them. Here, he reflected
with sorrow, another branch of the Government, totally unconnected with Colonel Creighton, might demand
explanations which would be hard to supply; and he knew that south of the Border a perfectly ridiculous fuss
is made about a corpse or so. He had not been troubled in this way since he sent Kim to Umballa with the
message, and hoped that suspicion had been finally diverted.
Then a most brilliant notion struck him.
'The English do eternally tell the truth,' he said, 'therefore we of this country are eternally made foolish. By
Allah, I will tell the truth to an Englishman! Of what use is the Government police if a poor Kabuli be robbed
of his horses in their very trucks. This is as bad as Peshawur! I should lay a complaint at the station. Better
still, some young Sahib on the Railway! They are zealous, and if they catch thieves it is remembered to their
honour.'
He tied up his horse outside the station, and strode on to the platform.
'Hullo, Mahbub Ali' said a young Assistant District Traffic Superintendent who was waiting to go down the
line a tall, tow haired, horsey youth in dingy white linen. 'What are you doing here? Selling weeds eh?'
'No; I am not troubled for my horses. I come to look for Lutuf Ullah. I have a truckload up the line. Could
anyone take them out without the Railway's knowledge?'
'Shouldn't think so, Mahbub. You can claim against us if they do.'
'I have seen two men crouching under the wheels of one of the trucks nearly all night. Fakirs do not steal
horses, so I gave them no more thought. I would find Lutuf Ullah, my partner.'
'The deuce you did? And you didn't bother your head about it? 'Pon my word, it's just almost as well that I
met you. What were they like, eh?'
'They were only fakirs. They will no more than take a little grain, perhaps, from one of the trucks. There are
many up the line. The State will never miss the dole. I came here seeking for my partner, Lutuf Ullah
'Never mind your partner. Where are your horsetrucks?'
'A little to this side of the farthest place where they make lamps for the trains.'
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'The signalbox! Yes.'
'And upon the rail nearest to the road upon the righthand side looking up the line thus. But as regards
Lutuf Ullah a tall man with a broken nose, and a Persian greyhound Aie!'
The boy had hurried off to wake up a young and enthusiastic policeman; for, as he said, the Railway had
suffered much from depredations in the goodsyard. Mahbub Ali chuckled in his dyed beard.
'They will walk in their boots, making a noise, and then they will wonder why there are no fakirs. They are
very clever boysBarton Sahib and Young Sahib.'
He waited idly for a few minutes, expecting to see them hurry up the line girt for action. A light engine slid
through the station, and he caught a glimpse of young.Barton in the cab.
'I did that child an injustice. He is not altogether a fool,' said Mahbub Ali. 'To take a firecarriage for a thief
is a new game!'
When Mahbub Ali came to his camp in the dawn, no one thought it worth while to tell him any news of the
night. No one, at least, but one small horseboy, newly advanced to the great man's service, whom Mahbub
called to his tiny tent to assist in some packing.
'It is all known to me,' whispered Kim, bending above saddlebags. 'Two Sahibs came up on a tetrain. I was
running to and fro in the dark on this side of the trucks as the tetrain moved up and down slowly. They fell
upon two men sitting under this truck Hajji, what shall I do with this lump of tobacco? Wrap it in paper and
put it under the saltbag? Yes and struck them down. But one man struck at a Sahib with a fakir's buck's
horn' (Kim meant the conjoined blackbuck horns, which are a fakir's sole temporal weapon) 'the blood
came. So the other Sahib, first smiting his own man senseless, smote the stabber with a short gun which had
rolled from the first man's hand. They all raged as though mad together.'
Mahbub smiled with heavenly resignation. 'No! That is not so much dewanee [madness, or a case for the civil
court the word can be punned upon both ways] as nizamut [a criminal case]. A gun, sayest thou? Ten good
years in jail.'
'Then they both lay still, but I think they were nearly dead when they were put on the tetrain. Their heads
moved thus. And there is much blood on the line. Come and see?'
'I have seen blood before. Jail is the sure place and assuredly they will give false names, and assuredly no
man will find them for a long time. They were unfriends of mine. Thy fate and mine seem on one string.
What a tale for the healer of pearls! Now swiftly with the saddlebags and the cookingplatter. We will take
out the horses and away to Simla.'
Swiftly as Orientals understand speed with long explanations, with abuse and windy talk, carelessly,
amid a hundred checks for little things forgotten, the untidy camp broke up and led the half dozen stiff and
fretful horses along the Kalka road in the fresh of the rainswept dawn. Kim, regarded as Mahbub Ali's
favourite by all who wished to stand well with the Pathan, was not called upon to work. They strolled on by
the easiest of stages, halting every few hours at a wayside shelter. Very many Sahibs travel along the Kalka
road; and, as Mahbub Ali says, every young Sahib must needs esteem himself a judge of a horse, and, though
he be over head in debt to the moneylender, must make as if to buy. That was the reason that Sahib after
Sahib, rolling along in a stagecarriage, would stop and open talk. Some would even descend from their
vehicles and feel the horses' legs; asking inane questions, or, through sheer ignorance of the vernacular,
grossly insulting the imperturbable trader.
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'When first I dealt with Sahibs, and that was when Colonel Soady Sahib was Governor of Fort Abazai and
flooded the Commissioner's campingground for spite,' Mahbub confided to Kim as the boy filled his pipe
under a tree, 'I did not know how greatly they were fools, and this made me wroth. As thus , and he told
Kim a tale of an expression, misused in all innocence, that doubled Kim up with mirth. 'Now I see, however,'
he exhaled smoke slowly 'that it is with them as with all men in certain matters they are wise, and in
others most foolish. Very foolish it is to use the wrong word to a stranger; for though the heart may be clean
of offence, how is the stranger to know that? He is more like to search truth with a dagger.'
'True. True talk,' said Kim solemnly. 'Fools speak of a cat when a woman is brought to bed, for instance. I
have heard them.'
'Therefore, in one situate as thou art, it particularly behoves thee to remember this with both kinds of faces.
Among Sahibs, never forgetting thou art a Sahib; among the folk of Hind, always remembering thou art ' He
paused, with a puzzled smile.
'What am I? Mussalman, Hindu, Jain, or Buddhist? That is a hard knot.'
'Thou art beyond question an unbeliever, and therefore thou wilt be damned. So says my Law or I think it
does. But thou art also my Little Friend of all the World, and I love thee. So says my heart. This matter of
creeds is like horseflesh. The wise man knows horses are good that there is a profit to be made from all;
and for myself but that I am a good Sunni and hate the men of Tirah I could believe the same of all the
Faiths. Now manifestly a Kathiawar mare taken from the sands of her birthplace and removed to the west of
Bengal founders nor is even a Balkh stallion (and there are no better horses than those of Balkh, were they
not so heavy in the shoulder) of any account in the great Northern deserts beside the snowcamels I have
seen. Therefore I say in my heart the Faiths are like the horses. Each has merit in its own country.'
'But my lama said altogether a different thing.'
'Oh, he is an old dreamer of dreams from Bhotiyal. My heart is a little angry, Friend of all the World, that
thou shouldst see such worth in a man so little known.'
'It is true, Hajji; but that worth do I see, and to him my heart is drawn.'
'And his to thine, I hear. Hearts are like horses. They come and they go against bit or spur. Shout Gul Sher
Khan yonder to drive in that bay stallion's pickets more firmly. We do not want a horse fight at every
restingstage, and the dun and the black will be locked in a little . . . Now hear me. Is it necessary to the
comfort of thy heart to see that lama?'
'It is one part of my bond,' said Kim. 'If I do not see him, and if he is taken from me, I will go out of that
madrissah in Nucklao and, and once gone, who is to find me again?'
'It is true. Never was colt held on a lighter heelrope than thou.' Mahbub nodded his head.
'Do not be afraid.' Kim spoke as though he could have evanished on the moment. 'My lama has said that he
will come to see me at the madrissah ,
'A beggar and his bowl in the presence of those young Sa '
'Not all!' Kim cut in with a snort. 'Their eyes are blued and their nails are blackened with lowcaste blood,
many of them. Sons of mehteranees brothersinlaw to the bhungi [sweeper].'
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We need not follow the rest of the pedigree; but Kim made his little point clearly and without heat, chewing a
piece of sugar cane the while.
'Friend of all the World,' said Mahbub, pushing over the pipe for the boy to clean, 'I have met many men,
women, and boys, and not a few Sahibs. I have never in all my days met such an imp as thou art.'
'And why? When I always tell thee the truth.'
'Perhaps the very reason, for this is a world of danger to honest men.' Mahbub Ali hauled himself off the
ground, girt in his belt, and went over to the horses.
'Or sell it?'
There was that in the tone that made Mahbub halt and turn. 'What new devilry?'
'Eight annas, and I will tell,' said Kim, grinning. 'It touches thy peace.'
'O Shaitan!' Mahbub gave the money.
'Rememberest thou the little business of the thieves in the dark, down yonder at Umballa?'
'Seeing they sought my life, I have not altogether forgotten. Why?'
'Rememberest thou the Kashmir Serai?'
'I will twist thy ears in a moment Sahib.'
'No need Pathan. Only, the second fakir, whom the Sahibs beat senseless, was the man who came to search
thy bulkhead at Lahore. I saw his face as they helped him on the engine. The very same man.'
'Why didst thou not tell before?'
'Oh, he will go to jail, and be safe for some years. There is no need to tell more than is necessary at any one
time. Besides, I did not then need money for sweetmeats.'
'Allah kerim!' said Mahbub Ah. 'Wilt thou some day sell my head for a few sweetmeats if the fit takes thee?'
Kim will remember till he dies that long, lazy journey from Umballa, through Kalka and the Pinjore Gardens
near by, up to Simla. A sudden spate in the Gugger River swept down one horse (the most valuable, be sure),
and nearly drowned Kim among the dancing boulders. Farther up the road the horses were stampeded by a
Government elephant, and being in high condition of grass food, it cost a day and a half to get them together
again. Then they met Sikandar Khan coming down with a few unsaleable screws remnants of his string
and Mahbub, who has more of horsecoping in his little fingernail than Sikandar Khan in all his tents, must
needs buy two of the worst, and that meant eight hours' laborious diplomacy and untold tobacco. But it was
all pure delight the wandering road, climbing, dipping, and sweeping about the growing spurs; the flush of
the morning laid along the distant snows; the branched cacti, tier upon tier on the stony hillsides; the voices
of a thousand waterchannels; the chatter of the monkeys; the solemn deodars, climbing one after another
with downdrooped branches; the vista of the Plains rolled out far beneath them; the incessant twanging of
the tongahorns and the wild rush of the led horses when a tonga swung round a curve; the halts for prayers
(Mahbub was very religious in drywashings and bellowings when time did not press); the evening
conferences by the haltingplaces, when camels and bullocks chewed solemnly together and the stolid
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drivers told the news of the Road all these things lifted Kim's heart to song within him.
'But, when the singing and dancing is done,' said Mahbub Ali, 'comes the Colonel Sahib's, and that is not so
sweet.'
'A fair land a most beautiful land is this of Hind and the land of the Five Rivers is fairer than all,' Kim
half chanted. 'Into it I will go again if Mahbub Ali or the Colonel lift hand or foot against me. Once gone,
who shall find me? Look, Hajji, is yonder the city of Simla? Allah, what a city!'
'My father's brother, and he was an old man when Mackerson Sahib's well was new at Peshawur, could recall
when there were but two houses in it.
He led the horses below the main road into the lower Simla bazar the crowded rabbitwarren that climbs up
from the valley to the Town Hall at an angle of fortyfive. A man who knows his way there can defy all the
police of India's summer capital, so cunningly does veranda communicate with veranda, alleyway with
alleyway, and bolthole with bolthole. Here live those who minister to the wants of the glad city
jhampanis who pull the pretty ladies' 'rickshaws by night and gamble till the dawn; grocers, oilsellers,
curiovendors, firewooddealers, priests, pickpockets, and native employees of the Government. Here are
discussed by courtesans the things which are supposed to be profoundest secrets of the India Council; and
here gather all the subsubagents of half the Native States. Here, too, Mahbub Ali rented a room, much
more securely locked than his bulkhead at Lahore, in the house of a Mohammedan cattledealer. It was a
place of miracles, too, for there went in at twilight a Mohammedan horseboy, and there came out an hour
later a Eurasian lad the Lucknow girl's dye was of the best in badly fitting shopclothes.
'I have spoken with Creighton Sahib,' quoth Mahbub Ali, and a second time has the Hand of Friendship
averted the Whip of Calamity. He says that thou hast altogether wasted sixty days upon the Road, and it is too
late, therefore, to send thee to any Hill school.'
'I have said that my holidays are my own. I do not go to school twice over. That is one part of my bond.'
'The Colonel Sahib is not yet aware of that contract. Thou art to lodge in Lurgan Sahib's house till it is time to
go again to Nucklao.'
'I had sooner lodge with thee, Mahbub.'
'Thou dost not know the honour. Lurgan Sahib himself asked for thee. Thou wilt go up the hill and along the
road atop, and there thou must forget for a while that thou hast ever seen or spoken to me, Mahbub Ali, who
sells horses to Creighton Sahib, whom thou dost not know. Remember this order.'
Kim nodded. 'Good,' said he, 'and who is Lurgan Sahib? Nay' he caught Mahbub's swordkeen glance
'indeed I have never heard his name. Is he by chance he lowered his voice 'one of us?'
'What talk is this of us, Sahib?' Mahbub Ali returned, in the tone he used towards Europeans. 'I am a Pathan;
thou art a Sahib and the son of a Sahib. Lurgan Sahib has a shop among the European shops. All Simla
knows it. Ask there ... and, Friend of all the World, he is one to be obeyed to the last wink of his eyelashes.
Men say he does magic, but that should not touch thee. Go up the hill and ask. Here begins the Great Game.'
Chapter 9
S' doaks was son of Yelth the wise
Chief of the Raven clan.
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Itswoot the Bear had him in care
To make him a medicineman.
He was quick and quicker to learn
Bold and bolder to dare:
He danced the dread KlooKwallie Dance
To tickle Itswoot the Bear!
Oregon Legend
Kim flung himself wholeheartedly upon the next turn of the wheel. He would be a Sahib again for a while.
In that idea, so soon as he had reached the broad road under Simla Town Hall, he cast about for one to
impress. A Hindu child, some ten years old, squatted under a lamppost.
Where is Mr Lurgan's house?' demanded Kim.
'I do not understand English,' was the answer, and Kim shifted his speech accordingly.
'I will show.'
Together they set off through the mysterious dusk, full of the noises of a city below the hillside, and the
breath of a cool wind in deodarcrowned Jakko, shouldering the stars. The houselights, scattered on every
level, made, as it were, a double firmament. Some were fixed, others belonged to the 'rickshaws of the
careless, openspoken English folk, going out to dinner.
'It is here,' said Kim's guide, and halted in a veranda flush with the main road. No door stayed them, but a
curtain of beaded reeds that split up the lamplight beyond.
'He is come,' said the boy, in a voice little louder than a sigh, and vanished. Kim felt sure that the boy had
been posted to guide him from the first, but, putting a bold face on it, parted the curtain. A blackbearded
man, with a green shade over his eyes, sat at a table, and, one by one, with short, white hands, picked up
globules of light from a tray before him, threaded them on a glancing silken string, and hummed to himself
the while. Kim was conscious that beyond the circle of light the room was full of things that smelt like all the
temples of all the East. A whiff of musk, a puff of sandalwood, and a breath of sickly jessamineoil caught
his opened nostrils.
'I am here,' said Kim at last, speaking in the vernacular: the smells made him forget that he was to be a Sahib
'Seventynine, eighty, eightyone,' the man counted to himself, stringing pearl after pearl so quickly that
Kim could scarcely follow his fingers. He slid off the green shade and looked fixedly at Kim for a full
halfminute. The pupils of the eye dilated and closed to pinpricks, as if at will. There was a fakir by the
Taksali Gate who had just this gift and made money by it, especially when cursing silly women. Kim stared
with interest. His disreputable friend could further twitch his ears, almost like a goat, and Kim was
disappointed that this new man could not imitate him.
'Do not be afraid,' said Lurgan Sahib suddenly.
'Why should I fear?'
'Thou wilt sleep here tonight, and stay with me till it is time to go again to Nucklao. It is an order.'
'It is an order,' Kim repeated. 'But where shall I sleep?'
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'Here, in this room.' Lurgan Sahib waved his hand towards the darkness behind him.
'So be it,' said Kim composedly. 'Now?'
He nodded and held the lamp above his head. As the light swept them, there leaped out from the walls a
collection of Tibetan devildance masks, hanging above the fiendembroidered draperies of those ghastly
functions horned masks, scowling masks, and masks of idiotic terror. In a corner, a Japanese warrior,
mailed and plumed, menaced him with a halberd, and a score of lances and khandas and kuttars gave back the
unsteady gleam. But what interested Kim more than all these things he had seen devildance masks at the
Lahore Museum was a glimpse of the softeyed Hindu child who had left him in the doorway, sitting
crosslegged under the table of pearls with a little smile on his scarlet lips.
'I think that Lurgan Sahib wishes to make me afraid. And I am sure that that devil's brat below the table
wishes to see me afraid. This place,' he said aloud, 'is like a Wonder House. Where is my bed?'
Lurgan Sahib pointed to a native quilt in a corner by the loathsome masks, picked up the lamp, and left the
room black.
'Was that Lurgan Sahib?' Kim asked as he cuddled down. No answer. He could hear the Hindu boy breathing,
however, and, guided by the sound, crawled across the floor, and cuffed into the darkness, crying: 'Give
answer, devil! Is this the way to lie to a Sahib?'
>From the darkness he fancied he could hear the echo of a chuckle. It could not be his softfleshed
companion, because he was weeping. So Kim lifted up his voice and called aloud:
'Lurgan Sahib! O Lurgan Sahib! Is it an order that thy servant does not speak to me?'
'It is an order.' The voice came from behind him and he started.
'Very good. But remember,' he muttered, as he resought the quilt, 'I will beat thee in the morning. I do not
love Hindus.'
That was no cheerful night; the room being overfull of voices and music. Kim was waked twice by someone
calling his name. The second time he set out in search, and ended by bruising his nose against a box that
certainly spoke with a human tongue, but in no sort of human accent. It seemed to end in a tin trumpet and to
be joined by wires to a smaller box on the floor so far, at least, as he could judge by touch. And the voice,
very hard and whirring, came out of the trumpet. Kim rubbed his nose and grew furious, thinking, as usual, in
Hindi.
'This with a beggar from the bazar might be good, but I am a Sahib and the son of a Sahib and, whichis
twice as much more beside, a student of Nucklao. Yess' (here he turned to English), 'a boy of St Xavier's.
Damn Mr Lurgan's eyes! It is some sort of machinery like a sewingmachine. Oh, it is a great cheek of him
we are not frightened that way at Lucknow No!' Then in Hindi: 'But what does he gain? He is only a
trader I am in his shop. But Creighton Sahib is a Colonel and I think Creighton Sahib gave orders that it
should be done. How I will beat that Hindu in the morning! What is this?'
The trumpetbox was pouring out a string of the most elaborate abuse that even Kim had ever heard, in a
high uninterested voice, that for a moment lifted the short hairs of his neck. When the vile thing drew breath,
Kim was reassured by the soft, sewingmachine like whirr.
'Chup! [Be still)' he cried, and again he heard a chuckle that decided him. 'Chup or I break your head.'
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The box took no heed. Kim wrenched at the tin trumpet and something lifted with a click. He had evidently
raised a lid. If there were a devil inside, now was its time, for he sniffed thus did the sewingmachines of
the bazar smell. He would clean that shaitan. He slipped off his jacket, and plunged it into the box's mouth.
Something long and round bent under the pressure, there was a whirr and the voice stopped as voices must
if you ram a thricedoubled coat on to the wax cylinder and into the works of an expensive phonograph. Kim
finished his slumbers with a serene mind.
In the morning he was aware of Lurgan Sahib looking down on him.
'Oah!' said Kim, firmly resolved to cling to his Sahibdom. 'There was a box in the night that gave me bad
talk. So I stopped it. Was it your box?'
The man held out his hand.
'Shake hands, O'Hara,' he said. 'Yes, it was my box. I keep such things because my friends the Rajahs like
them. That one is broken, but it was cheap at the price. Yes, my friends, the Kings, are very fond of toys
and so am I sometimes.'
Kim looked him over out of the corners of his eyes. He was a Sahib in that he wore Sahib's clothes; the
accent of his Urdu, the intonation of his English, showed that he was anything but a Sahib. He seemed to
understand what moved in Kim's mind ere the boy opened his mouth, and he took no pains to explain himself
as did Father Victor or the Lucknow masters. Sweetest of all he treated Kim as an equal on the Asiatic side.
'I am sorry you cannot beat my boy this morning. He says he will kill you with a knife or poison. He is
jealous, so I have put him in the corner and I shall not speak to him today. He has just tried to kill me. You
must help me with the breakfast. He is almost too jealous to trust, just now.'
Now a genuine imported Sahib from England would have made a great todo over this tale. Lurgan Sahib
stated it as simply as Mahbub Ali was used to record his little affairs in the North.
The back veranda of the shop was built out over the sheer hillside, and they looked down into their
neighbours' chimneypots, as is the custom of Simla. But even more than the purely Persian meal cooked by
Lurgan Sahib with his own hands, the shop fascinated Kim. The Lahore Museum was larger, but here were
more wonders ghost daggers and prayerwheels from Tibet; turquoise and raw amber necklaces; green
jade bangles; curiously packed incensesticks in jars crusted over with raw garnets; the devilmasks of
overnight and a wall full of peacockblue draperies; gilt figures of Buddha, and little portable lacquer altars;
Russian samovars with turquoises on the lid; eggshell china sets in quaint octagonal cane boxes; yellow
ivory crucifixes from Japan of all places in the world, so Lurgan Sahib said; carpets in dusty bales, smelling
atrociously, pushed back behind torn and rotten screens of geometrical work; Persian waterjugs for the
hands after meals; dull copper incenseburners neither Chinese nor Persian, with friezes of fantastic devils
running round them; tarnished silver belts that knotted like raw hide; hairpins of jade, ivory, and plasma;
arms of all sorts and kinds, and a thousand other oddments were cased, or piled, or merely thrown into the
room, leaving a clear space only round the rickety deal table, where Lurgan Sahib worked.
'Those things are nothing,' said his host, following Kim's glance. 'I buy them because they are pretty, and
sometimes I sell if I like the buyer's look. My work is on the table some of it.'
It blazed in the morning light all red and blue and green flashes, picked out with the vicious bluewhite
spurt of a diamond here and there. Kim opened his eyes.
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'Oh, they are quite well, those stones. It will not hurt them to take the sun. Besides, they are cheap. But with
sick stones it is very different.' He piled Kim's plate anew. 'There is no one but me can doctor a sick pearl and
reblue turquoises. I grant you opals any fool can cure an opal but for a sick pearl there is only me.
Suppose I were to die! Then there would be no one ... Oh no! You cannot do anything with jewels. It will be
quite enough if you understand a little about the Turquoise some day.'
He moved to the end of the veranda to refill the heavy, porous clay waterjug from the filter.
'Do you want drink?'
Kim nodded. Lurgan Sahib, fifteen feet off, laid one hand on the jar. Next instant, it stood at Kim's elbow,
full to within half an inch of the brim the white cloth only showing, by a small wrinkle, where it had slid
into place.
'Wah!' said Kim in most utter amazement. 'That is magic.' Lurgan Sahib's smile showed that the compliment
had gone home.
'Throw it back.'
'It will break.'
'I say, throw it back.'
Kim pitched it at random. It fell short and crashed into fifty pieces, while the water dripped through the rough
veranda boarding.
'I said it would break.'
'All one. Look at it. Look at the largest piece.'
That lay with a sparkle of water in its curve, as it were a star on the floor. Kim looked intently. Lurgan Sahib
laid one hand gently on the nape of his neck, stroked it twice or thrice, and whispered: 'Look! It shall come to
life again, piece by piece. First the big piece shall join itself to two others on the right and the left on the
right and the left. Look!'
To save his life, Kim could not have turned his head. The light touch held him as in a vice, and his blood
tingled pleasantly through him. There was one large piece of the jar where there had been three, and above
them the shadowy outline of the entire vessel. He could see the veranda through it, but it was thickening and
darkening with each beat of his pulse. Yet the jar how slowly the thoughts came! the jar had been
smashed before his eyes. Another wave of prickling fire raced down his neck, as Lurgan Sahib moved his
hand.
'Look! It is coming into shape,' said Lurgan Sahib.
So far Kim had been thinking in Hindi, but a tremor came on him, and with an effort like that of a swimmer
before sharks, who hurls himself half out of the water, his mind leaped up from a darkness that was
swallowing it and took refuge in the multiplication table in English!
'Look! It is coming into shape,' whispered Lurgan Sahib.
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The jar had been smashed yess, smashed not the native word, he would not think of that but smashed
into fifty pieces, and twice three was six, and thrice three was nine, and four times three was twelve. He clung
desperately to the repetition. The shadowoutline of the jar cleared like a mist after rubbing eyes. There were
the broken shards; there was the spilt water drying in the sun, and through the cracks of the veranda showed,
all ribbed, the white housewall below and thrice twelve was thirtysix!
'Look! Is it coming into shape?' asked Lurgan Sahib.
'But it is smashed smashed,' he gasped Lurgan Sahib had been muttering softly for the last halfminute.
Kim wrenched his head aside. 'Look! Dekho! It is there as it was there.'
'It is there as it was there,' said Lurgan, watching Kim closely while the boy rubbed his neck. 'But you are the
first of many who has ever seen it so.' He wiped his broad forehead.
'Was that more magic?' Kim asked suspiciously. The tingle had gone from his veins; he felt unusually wide
awake.
'No, that was not magic. It was only to see if there was a flaw in a jewel. Sometimes very fine jewels will
fly all to pieces if a man holds them in his hand, and knows the proper way. That is why one must be careful
before one sets them. Tell me, did you see the shape of the pot?'
'For a little time. It began to grow like a flower from the ground.'
'And then what did you do? I mean, how did you think?'
'Oah! I knew it was broken, and so, I think, that was what I thought and it was broken.'
'Hm! Has anyone ever done that same sort of magic to you before?'
'If it was,' said Kim 'do you think I should let it again? I should run away.'
'And now you are not afraid eh?'
'Not now.'
Lurgan Sahib looked at him more closely than ever. 'I shall ask Mahbub Ali not now, but some day later,'
he muttered. 'I am pleased with you yes; and I am pleased with you no. You are the first that ever saved
himself. I wish I knew what it was that ... But you are right. You should not tell that not even to me.'
He turned into the dusky gloom of the shop, and sat down at the table, rubbing his hands softly. A small,
husky sob came from behind a pile of carpets. It was the Hindu child obediently facing towards the wall. His
thin shoulders worked with grief.
'Ah! He is jealous, so jealous. I wonder if he will try to poison me again in my breakfast, and make me cook
it twice.
'Kubbee kubbee nahin [Never never. No!]', came the broken answer.
'And whether he will kill this other boy?'
'Kubbee kubbee nahin.'
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'What do you think he will do?' He turned suddenly on Kim.
'Oah! I do not know. Let him go, perhaps. Why did he want to poison you?'
'Because he is so fond of me. Suppose you were fond of someone, and you saw someone come, and the man
you were fond of was more pleased with him than he was with you, what would you do?'
Kim thought. Lurgan repeated the sentence slowly in the vernacular. 'I should not poison that man,' said Kim
reflectively, 'but I should beat that boy if that boy was fond of my man. But first, I would ask that boy if it
were true.'
'Ah! He thinks everyone must be fond of me.'
'Then I think he is a fool.'
'Hearest thou?' said Lurgan Sahib to the shaking shoulders. 'The Sahib's son thinks thou art a little fool. Come
out, and next time thy heart is troubled, do not try white arsenic quite so openly. Surely the Devil Dasim was
lord of our tablecloth that day! It might have made me ill, child, and then a stranger would have guarded the
jewels. Come!'
The child, heavyeyed with much weeping, crept out from behind the bale and flung himself passionately at
Lurgan Sahib's feet, with an extravagance of remorse that impressed even Kim.
'I will look into the inkpools I will faithfully guard the jewels! Oh, my Father and my Mother, send him
away!' He indicated Kim with a backward jerk of his bare heel.
'Not yet not yet. In a little while he will go away again. But now he is at school at a new madrissah and
thou shalt be his teacher. Play the Play of the Jewels against him. I will keep tally.'
The child dried his tears at once, and dashed to the back of the shop, whence he returned with a copper tray.
'Give me!' he said to Lurgan Sahib. 'Let them come from thy hand, for he may say that I knew them before.'
'Gently gently,' the man replied, and from a drawer under the table dealt a halfhandful of clattering trifles
into the tray.
'Now,' said the child, waving an old newspaper. 'Look on them as long as thou wilt, stranger. Count and, if
need be, handle. One look is enough for me.' He turned his back proudly.
'But what is the game?'
'When thou hast counted and handled and art sure that thou canst remember them all, I cover them with this
paper, and thou must tell over the tally to Lurgan Sahib. I will write mine.'
'Oah!' The instinct of competition waked in his breast. He bent over the tray. There were but fifteen stones on
it. 'That is easy,' he said after a minute. The child slipped the paper over the winking jewels and scribbled in a
native accountbook.
'There are under that paper five blue stones one big, one smaller, and three small,' said Kim, all in haste.
'There are four green stones, and one with a hole in it; there is one yellow stone that I can see through, and
one like a pipestem. There are two red stones, and and I made the count fifteen, but two I have
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forgotten. No! Give me time. One was of ivory, little and brownish; and and give me time...'
'One two' Lurgan Sahib counted him out up to ten. Kim shook his head.
'Hear my count!' the child burst in, trilling with laughter. 'First, are two flawed sapphires one of two ruttees
and one of four as I should judge. The fourruttee sapphire is chipped at the edge. There is one Turkestan
turquoise, plain with black veins, and there are two inscribed one with a Name of God in gilt, and the other
being cracked across, for it came out of an old ring, I cannot read. We have now all five blue stones. Four
flawed emeralds there are, but one is drilled in two places, and one is a little carven'
'Their weights?' said Lurgan Sahib impassively.
'Three five five and four ruttees as I judge it. There is one piece of old greenish pipe amber, and a cut
topaz from Europe. There is one ruby of Burma, of two ruttees, without a flaw, and there is a balasruby,
flawed, of two ruttees. There is a carved ivory from China representing a rat sucking an egg; and there is last
ah ha! a ball of crystal as big as a bean set on a gold leaf.'
He clapped his hands at the close.
'He is thy master,' said Lurgan Sahib, smiling.
'Huh! He knew the names of the stones,' said Kim, flushing. 'Try again! With common things such as he and I
both know.'
They heaped the tray again with odds and ends gathered from the shop, and even the kitchen, and every time
the child won, till Kim marvelled.
'Bind my eyes let me feel once with my fingers, and even then I will leave thee openedeyed behind,' he
challenged.
Kim stamped with vexation when the lad made his boast good.
'If it were men or horses,' he said, 'I could do better. This playing with tweezers and knives and scissors is
too little.'
'Learn first teach later,' said Lurgan Sahib. 'Is he thy master?'
'Truly. But how is it done?'
'By doing it many times over till it is done perfectly for it is worth doing.'
The Hindu boy, in highest feather, actually patted Kim on the back.
'Do not despair,' he said. 'I myself will teach thee.'
'And I will see that thou art well taught,' said Lurgan Sahib, still speaking in the vernacular, 'for except my
boy here it was foolish of him to buy so much white arsenic when, if he had asked, I could have given it
except my boy here I have not in a long time met with one better worth teaching. And there are ten days more
ere thou canst return to Lucknao where they teach nothing at the long price. We shall, I think, be friends.'
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They were a most mad ten days, but Kim enjoyed himself too much to reflect on their craziness. In the
morning they played the Jewel Game sometimes with veritable stones, sometimes with piles of swords and
daggers, sometimes with photographs of natives. Through the afternoons he and the Hindu boy would
mount guard in the shop, sitting dumb behind a carpetbale or a screen and watching Mr Lurgan's many and
very curious visitors. There were small Rajahs, escorts coughing in the veranda, who came to buy curiosities
such as phonographs and mechanical toys. There were ladies in search of necklaces, and men, it seemed to
Kim but his mind may have been vitiated by early training in search of the ladies; natives from
independent and feudatory Courts whose ostensible business was the repair of broken necklaces rivers of
light poured out upon the table but whose true end seemed to be to raise money for angry Maharanees or
young Rajahs. There were Babus to whom Lurgan Sahib talked with austerity and authority, but at the end of
each interview he gave them money in coined silver and currency notes. There were occasional gatherings of
longcoated theatrical natives who discussed metaphysics in English and Bengali, to Mr Lurgan's great
edification. He was always interested in religions. At the end of the day, Kim and the Hindu boy whose
name varied at Lurgan's pleasure were expected to give a detailed account of all that they had seen and
heard their view of each man's character, as shown in his face, talk, and manner, and their notions of his
real errand. After dinner, Lurgan Sahib's fancy turned more to what might be called dressingup, in which
game he took a most informing interest. He could paint faces to a marvel; with a brushdab here and a line
there changing them past recognition. The shop was full of all manner of dresses and turbans, and Kim was
apparelled variously as a young Mohammedan of good family, an oilman, and once which was a joyous
evening as the son of an Oudh landholder in the fullest of full dress. Lurgan Sahib had a hawk's eye to
detect the least flaw in the makeup; and lying on a worn teakwood couch, would explain by the halfhour
together how such and such a caste talked, or walked, or coughed, or spat, or sneezed, and, since 'hows'
matter little in this world, the 'why' of everything. The Hindu child played this game clumsily. That little
mind, keen as an icicle where tally of jewels was concerned, could not temper itself to enter another's soul;
but a demon in Kim woke up and sang with joy as he put on the changing dresses, and changed speech and
gesture therewith.
Carried away by enthusiasm, he volunteered to show Lurgan Sahib one evening how the disciples of a certain
caste of fakir, old Lahore acquaintances, begged doles by the roadside; and what sort of language he would
use to an Englishman, to a Punjabi farmer going to a fair, and to a woman without a veil. Lurgan Sahib
laughed immensely, and begged Kim to stay as he was, immobile for half an hour crosslegged,
ashsmeared, and wildeyed, in the back room. At the end of that time entered a hulking, obese Babu whose
stockinged legs shook with fat, and Kim opened on him with a shower of wayside chaff. Lurgan Sahib this
annoyed Kim watched the Babu and not the play.
'I think,' said the Babu heavily, lighting a cigarette, 'I am of opeenion that it is most extraordinary and
effeecient performance. Except that you had told me I should have opined that that that you were pulling
my legs. How soon can he become approximately effeecient chainman? Because then I shall indent for him.'
'That is what he must learn at Lucknow.'
'Then order him to be jollydam'quick. Goodnight, Lurgan.' The Babu swung out with the gait of a bogged
cow.
When they were telling over the day's list of visitors, Lurgan Sahib asked Kim who he thought the man might
be.
'God knows!' said Kim cheerily. The tone might almost have deceived Mahbub Ali, but it failed entirely with
the healer of sick pearls.
'That is true. God, He knows; but I wish to know what you think.'
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Kim glanced sideways at his companion, whose eye had a way of compelling truth.
'I I think he will want me when I come from the school, but' confidentially, as Lurgan Sahib nodded
approval 'I do not understand how he can wear many dresses and talk many tongues.'
'Thou wilt understand many things later. He is a writer of tales for a certain Colonel. His honour is great only
in Simla, and it is noticeable that he has no name, but only a number and a letter that is a custom among us.'
'And is there a price upon his head too as upon Mah all the others?'
'Not yet; but if a boy rose up who is now sitting here and went look, the door is open! as far as a certain
house with a red painted veranda, behind that which was the old theatre in the Lower Bazar, and whispered
through the shutters: "Hurree Chunder Mookerjee bore the bad news of last month", that boy might take away
a belt full of rupees.'
'How many?' said Kim promptly.
'Five hundred a thousand as many as he might ask for.'
'Good. And for how long might such a boy live after the news was told?' He smiled merrily at Lurgan's
Sahib's very beard.
'Ah! That is to be well thought of. Perhaps if he were very clever, he might live out the day but not the
night. By no means the night.'
'Then what is the Babu's pay if so much is put upon his head?'
'Eighty perhaps a hundred perhaps a hundred and fifty rupees; but the pay is the least he might be almost
as great as Mahbub Ali! The housetops of his search should be half India; he would follow Kings and
Ministers, as in the old days he had followed vakils and lawyers' touts across Lahore city for Mahbub Ali's
sake. Meantime, there was the present, and not at all unpleasant, fact of St Xavier's immediately before him.
There would be new boys to condescend to, and there would be tales of holiday adventures to hear. Young
Martin, son of the teaplanter at Manipur, had boasted that he would go to war, with a rifle, against the
headhunters.
That might be, but it was certain young Martin had not been blown half across the forecourt of a Patiala
palace by an explosion of fireworks; nor had he... Kim fell to telling himself the story of his own adventures
through the last three months. He could paralyse St Xavier's even the biggest boys who shaved with the
recital, were that permitted. But it was, of course, out of the question. There would be a price upon his head
in good time, as Lurgan Sahib had assured him; and if he talked foolishly now, not only would that price
never be set, but Colonel part of the work. From time to time, God causes men to be born and thou art one
of them who have a lust to go abroad at the risk of their lives and discover news today it may be of faroff
things, tomorrow of some hidden mountain, and the next day of some nearby men who have done a
foolishness against the State. These souls are very few; and of these few, not more than ten are of the best.
Among these ten I count the Babu, and that is curious. How great, therefore, and desirable must be a business
that brazens the heart of a Bengali!'
'True. But the days go slowly for me. I am yet a boy, and it is only within two months I learned to write
Angrezi. Even now I cannot read it well. And there are yet years and years and long years before I can be
even a chainman.'
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'Have patience, Friend of all the World' Kim started at the title. 'Would I had a few of the years that so irk
thee. I have proved thee in several small ways. This will not be forgotten when I make my report to the
Colonel Sahib.' Then, changing suddenly into English with a deep laugh:
'By Jove! O'Hara, I think there is a great deal in you; but you must not become proud and you must not talk.
You must go back to Lucknow and be a good little boy and mind your book, as the English say, and perhaps,
next holidays if you care, you can come back to me!' Kim's face fell. 'Oh, I mean if you like. I know where
you want to go.'
Four days later a seat was booked for Kim and his small trunk at the rear of a Kalka tonga. His companion
was the whalelike Babu, who, with a fringed shawl wrapped round his head, and his fat openwork
stockinged left leg tucked under him, shivered and grunted in the morning chill.
'How comes it that this man is one of us?' thought Kim considering the jelly back as they jolted down the
road; and the reflection threw him into most pleasant daydreams. Lurgan Sahib had given him five rupees
a splendid sum as well as the assurance of his protection if he worked. Unlike Mahbub, Lurgan Sahib had
spoken most explicitly of the reward that would follow obedience, and Kim was content. If only, like the
Babu, he could enjoy the dignity of a letter and a number and a price upon his head! Some day he would be
all that and more. Some day he might be almost as great as Mahbub Ali! The housetops of his search should
be half India; he would follow Kings and Ministers, as in the old days he had followed vakils and lawyers'
touts across Lahore city for Mahbub Ali's sake. Meantime, there was the present, and not at all unpleasant,
fact of St Xavier's immediately before him. There would be new boys to condescend to, and there would be
tales of holiday adventures to hear. Young Martin, son of the teaplanter at Manipur, had boasted that he
would go to war, with a rifle, against the headhunters.
That might be, but it was certain young Martin had not been blown half across the forecourt of a Patiala
palace by an explosion of fireworks; nor had he... Kim fell to telling himself the story of his own adventures
through the last three months. He could paralyse St Xavier's even the biggest boys who shaved with the
recital, were that permitted. But it was, of course, out of the question. There would be a price upon his head
in good time, as Lurgan Sahib had assured him; and if he talked foolishly now, not only would that price
never be set, but Colonel Creighton would cast him off and he would be left to the wrath of Lurgan Sahib
and Mahbub Ali for the short space of life that would remain to him.
'So I should lose Delhi for the sake of a fish,' was his proverbial philosophy. It behoved him to forget his
holidays (there would always remain the fun of inventing imaginary adventures) and, as Lurgan Sahib had
said, to work. Of all the boys hurrying back to St Xavier's, from Sukkur in the sands to Galle beneath the
palms, none was so filled with virtue as Kimball O'Rara, jiggeting down to Umballa behind Hurree Chunder
Mookerjee, whose name on the books of one section of the Ethnological Survey was R.
And if additional spur were needed, the Babu supplied it. After a huge meal at Kalka, he spoke
uninterruptedly. Was Kim going to school? Then he, an M A of Calcutta University, would explain the
advantages of education. There were marks to be gained by due attention to Latin and Wordsworth's
Excursion (all this was Greek to Kim). French, too was vital, and the best was to be picked up in
Chandernagore a few miles from Calcutta. Also a man might go far, as he himself had done, by strict
attention to plays called Lear and Julius Caesar, both much in demand by examiners. Lear was not so full of
historical allusions as Julius Caesar; the book cost four annas, but could be bought secondhand in Bow
Bazar for two. Still more important than Wordsworth, or the eminent authors, Burke and Hare, was the art
and science of mensuration. A boy who had passed his examination in these branches for which, by the
way, there were no crambooks could, by merely marching over a country with a compass and a level and
a straight eye, carry away a picture of that country which might be sold for large sums in coined silver. But as
it was occasionally inexpedient to carry about measuringchains a boy would do well to know the precise
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length of his own footpace, so that when he was deprived of what Hurree Chunder called adventitious aids'
he might still tread his distances. To keep count of thousands of paces, Hurree Chunder's experience had
shown him nothing more valuable than a rosary of eightyone or a hundred and eight beads, for 'it was
divisible and subdivisible into many multiples and submultiples'. Through the volleying drifts of English,
Kim caught the general trend of the talk, and it interested him very much. Here was a new craft that a man
could tuck away in his head and by the look of the large wide world unfolding itself before him, it seemed
that the more a man knew the better for him.
Said the Babu when he had talked for an hour and a half 'I hope some day to enjoy your offeecial
acquaintance. Ad interim, if I may be pardoned that expression, I shall give you this betelbox, which is
highly valuable article and cost me two rupees only four years ago.' It was a cheap, heartshaped brass thing
with three compartments for carrying the eternal betelnut, lime and panleaf; but it was filled with little
tabloidbottles. 'That is reward of merit for your performance in character of that holy man. You see, you are
so young you think you will last for ever and not take care of your body. It is great nuisance to go sick in the
middle of business. I am fond of drugs myself, and they are handy to cure poor people too. These are good
Departmental drugs quinine and so on. I give it you for souvenir. Now goodbye. I have urgent private
business here by the roadside.'
He slipped out noiselessly as a cat, on the Umballa road, hailed a passing cart and jingled away, while Kim,
tonguetied, twiddled the brass betelbox in his hands.
The record of a boy's education interests few save his parents, and, as you know, Kim was an orphan. It is
written in the books of St Xavier's in Partibus that a report of Kim's progress was forwarded at the end of
each term to Colonel Creighton and to Father Victor, from whose hands duly came the money for his
schooling. It is further recorded in the same books that he showed a great aptitude for mathematical studies as
well as mapmaking, and carried away a prize (The Life of Lord Lawrence, treecalf, two vols., nine rupees,
eight annas) for proficiency therein; and the same term played in St Xavier's eleven against the Alighur
Mohammedan College, his age being fourteen years and ten months. He was also revaccinated (from which
we may assume that there had been another epidemic of smallpox at Lucknow) about the same time. Pencil
notes on the edge of an old musterroll record that he was punished several times for 'conversing with
improper persons', and it seems that he was once sentenced to heavy pains for 'absenting himself for a day in
the company of a street beggar'. That was when he got over the gate and pleaded with the lama through a
whole day down the banks of the Gumti to accompany him on the Road next holidays for one month for a
little week; and the lama set his face as a flint against it, averring that the time had not yet come. Kim's
business, said the old man as they ate cakes together, was to get all the wisdom of the Sahibs and then he
would see. The Hand of Friendship must in some way have averted the Whip of Calamity, for six weeks later
Kim seems to have passed an examination in elementary surveying 'with great credit', his age being fifteen
years and eight months. From this date the record is silent. His name does not appear in the year's batch of
those who entered for the subordinate Survey of India, but against it stand the words 'removed on
appointment.
Several times in those three years, cast up at the Temple of the Tirthankars in Benares the lama, a little
thinner and a shade yellower, if that were possible, but gentle and untainted as ever. Sometimes it was from
the South that he came from south of Tuticorin, whence the wonderful fireboats go to Ceylon where are
priests who know Pali; sometimes it was from the wet green West and the thousand cottonfactory chimneys
that ring Bombay; and once from the North, where he had doubled back eight hundred miles to talk for a day
with the Keeper of the Images in the Wonder House. He would stride to his cell in the cool, cut marble the
priests of the Temple were good to the old man, wash off the dust of travel, make prayer, and depart for
Lucknow, well accustomed now to the way of the rail, in a thirdclass carriage. Returning, it was noticeable,
as his friend the Seeker pointed out to the headpriest, that he ceased for a while to mourn the loss of his
River, or to draw wondrous pictures of the Wheel of Life, but preferred to talk of the beauty and wisdom of a
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certain mysterious chela whom no man of the Temple had ever seen. Yes, he had followed the traces of the
Blessed Feet throughout all India. (The Curator has still in his possession a most marvellous account of his
wanderings and meditations.) There remained nothing more in life but to find the River of the Arrow. Yet it
was shown to him in dreams that it was a matter not to be undertaken with any hope of success unless that
seeker had with him the one chela appointed to bring the event to a happy issue, and versed in great wisdom
such wisdom as whitehaired Keepers of Images possess. For example (here came out the snuffgourd, and
the kindly Jain priests made haste to be silent):
'Long and long ago, when Devadatta was King of Benares let all listen to theTataka! an elephant was
captured for a time by the king's hunters and ere he broke free, beringed with a grievous legiron. This he
strove to remove with hate and frenzy in his heart, and hurrying up and down the forests, besought his
brotherelephants to wrench it asunder. One by one, with their strong trunks, they tried and failed. At the last
they gave it as their opinion that the ring was not to be broken by any bestial power. And in a thicket,
newborn, wet with moisture of birth, lay a dayold calf of the herd whose mother had died. The fettered
elephant, forgetting his own agony, said: "If I do not help this suckling it will perish under our feet." So he
stood above the young thing, making his legs buttresses against the uneasily moving herd; and he begged
milk of a virtuous cow, and the calf throve, and the ringed elephant was the calf's guide and defence. Now the
days of an elephant let all listen to the Tataka! are thirtyfive years to his full strength, and through
thirtyfive Rains the ringed elephant befriended the younger, and all the while the fetter ate into the flesh.
'Then one day the young elephant saw the halfburied iron, and turning to the elder said: "What is this?" "It is
even my sorrow," said he who had befriended him. Then that other put out his trunk and in the twinkling of
an eyelash abolished the ring, saying: "The appointed time has come." So the virtuous elephant who had
waited temperately and done kind acts was relieved, at the appointed time, by the very calf whom he had
turned aside to cherish let all listen to the Tataka! for the Elephant was Ananda, and the Calf that broke the
ring was none other than The Lord Himself...'
Then he would shake his head benignly, and over the everclicking rosary point out how free that
elephantcalf was from the sin of pride. He was as humble as a chela who, seeing his master sitting in the
dust outside the Gates of Learning, overleapt the gates (though they were locked) and took his master to his
heart in the presence of the proudstomached city. Rich would be the reward of such a master and such a
chela when the time came for them to seek freedom together!
So did the lama speak, coming and going across India as softly as a bat. A sharptongued old woman in a
house among the fruittrees behind Saharunpore honoured him as the woman honoured the prophet, but his
chamber was by no means upon the wall. In an apartment of the forecourt overlooked by cooing doves he
would sit, while she laid aside her useless veil and chattered of spirits and fiends of Kulu, of grandchildren
unborn, and of the freetongued brat who had talked to her in the restingplace. Once, too, he strayed alone
from the Grand Trunk Road below Umballa to the very village whose priest had tried to drug him; but the
kind Heaven that guards lamas sent him at twilight through the crops, absorbed and unsuspicious, to the
Rissaldar's door. Here was like to have been a grave misunderstanding, for the old soldier asked him why the
Friend of the Stars had gone that way only six days before.
'That may not be,' said the lama. 'He has gone back to his own people.'
'He sat in that corner telling a hundred merry tales five nights ago,' his host insisted. 'True, he vanished
somewhat suddenly in the dawn after foolish talk with my granddaughter. He grows apace, but he is the same
Friend of the Stars as brought me true word of the war. Have ye parted?'
'Yes and no,' the lama replied. 'We we have not altogether parted, but the time is not ripe that we should
take the Road together. He acquires wisdom in another place. We must wait.'
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'All one but if it were not the boy how did he come to speak so continually of thee?'
'And what said he?' asked the lama eagerly.
'Sweet words an hundred thousand that thou art his father and mother and such all. Pity that he does not
take the Qpeen's service. He is fearless.'
This news amazed the lama, who did not then know how religiously Kim kept to the contract made with
Mahbub Ali, and perforce ratified by Colonel Creighton...
'There is no holding the young pony from the game,' said the horse dealer when the Colonel pointed out that
vagabonding over India in holiday time was absurd. 'If permission be refused to go and come as he chooses,
he will make light of the refusal. Then who is to catch him? Colonel Sahib, only once in a thousand years is a
horse born so well fitted for the game as this our colt. And we need men.'
Chapter 10
Your tiercel's too long at hack, Sire. He's no eyass
But a passagehawk that footed ere we caught him,
Dangerously free o' the air. Faith! were he mine
(As mine's the glove he binds to for his tirings)
I'd fly him with a makehawk. He's in yarak
Plumed to the very point so manned, so weathered ...
Give him the firmament God made him for,
And what shall take the air of him?
Gow's Watch
Lurgan Sahib did not use as direct speech, but his advice tallied with Mahbub's; and the upshot was good for
Kim. He knew better now than to leave Lucknow city in native garb, and if Mahbub were anywhere within
reach of a letter, it was to Mahbub's camp he headed, and made his change under the Pathan's wary eye.
Could the little Survey paintbox that he used for maptinting in term time have found a tongue to tell of
holiday doings, he might have been expelled. Once Mahbub and he went together as far as the beautiful city
of Bombay, with three truckloads of tramhorses, and Mahbub nearly melted when Kim proposed a sail in a
dhow across the Indian Ocean to buy Gulf Arabs, which, he understood from a hanger on of the dealer
Abdul Rahman, fetched better prices than mere Kabulis.
He dipped his hand into the dish with that great trader when Mahbub and a few coreligionists were invited
to a big Haj dinner. They came back by way of Karachi by sea, when Kim took his first experience of
seasickness sitting on the forehatch of a coasting steamer, well persuaded he had been poisoned. The
Babu's famous drugbox proved useless, though Kim had restocked it at Bombay. Mahbub had business at
Quetta, and there Kim, as Mahbub admitted, earned his keep, and perhaps a little over, by spending four
curious days as scullion in the house of a fat Commissariat sergeant, from whose officebox, in an auspicious
moment, he removed a little vellum ledger which he copied out it seemed to deal entirely with cattle and
camel sales by moonlight, lying behind an outhouse, all through one hot night. Then he returned the ledger
to its place, and, at Mahbub's word, left that service unpaid, rejoining him six miles down the road, the clean
copy in his bosom.
'That soldier is a small fish,' Mahbub Ali explained, 'but in time we shall catch the larger one. He only sells
oxen at two prices one for himself and one for the Government which I do not think is a sin.'
'Why could not I take away the little book and be done with it?'
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Then he would have been frightened, and he would have told his master. Then we should miss, perhaps, a
great number of new rifles which seek their way up from Quetta to the North. The Game is so large that one
sees but a little at a time.'
'Oho!' said Kim, and held his tongue. That was in the monsoon holidays, after he had taken the prize for
mathematics. The Christmas holidays he spent deducting ten days for private amusements with Lurgan
Sahib, where he sat for the most part in front of a roaring woodfire Jakko road was four feet deep in snow
that year and the small Hindu had gone away to be married helped Lurgan to thread pearls. He made
Kim learn whole chapters of the Koran by heart, till he could deliver them with the very roll and cadence of a
mullah. Moreover, he told Kim the names and properties of many native drugs, as well as the runes proper to
recite when you administer them. And in the evenings he wrote charms on parchment elaborate pentagrams
crowned with the names of devils Murra, and Awan the Companion of Kings all fantastically written in
the corners. More to the point, he advised Kim as to the care of his own body, the cure of feverfits, and
simple remedies of the Road. A week before it was time to go down, Colonel Creighton Sahib this was
unfair sent Kim a written examination~paper that concerned itself solely with rods and chains and links and
angles.
Next holidays he was out with Mahbub, and here, by the way, he nearly died of thirst, plodding through the
sand on a camel to the mysterious city of Bikanir, where the wells are four hundred feet deep, and lined
throughout with camelbone. It was not an amusing trip from Kim's point of view, because in defiance of
the contract the Colonel ordered him to make a map of that wild, walled city; and since Mohammedan
horseboys and pipetenders are not expected to drag Surveychains round the capital of an independent
Native State, Kim was forced to pace all his distances by means of a bead rosary. He used the compass for
bearings as occasion served after dark chiefly, when the camels had been fed and by the help of his little
Survey paintbox of six colourcakes and three brushes, he achieved something not remotely unlike the city
of Jeysulmir. Mahbub laughed a great deal, and advised him to make up a written report as well; and in the
back of the big accountbook that lay under the flap of Mahbub's pet saddle Kim fell to work..
'It must hold everything that thou hast seen or touched or considered. Write as though the JungiLat Sahib
himself had come by stealth with a vast army outsetting to war.'
'How great an army?'
'Oh, half a lakh of men.'
'Folly! Remember how few and bad were the wells in the sand. Not a thousand thirsty men could come near
by here.'
'Then write that down also all the old breaches in the walls and whence the firewood is cut and what is
the temper and disposition of the King. I stay here till all my horses are sold. I will hire a room by the
gateway, and thou shalt be my accountant. There is a good lock to the door.'
The report in its unmistakable St Xavier's running script, and the brown, yellow, and lakedaubed map, was
on hand a few years ago (a careless clerk filed it with the rough notes of E's second Seistan survey), but by
now the pencil characters must be almost illegible. Kim translated it, sweating under the light of an oillamp,
to Mahbub, the second day of their returnjourney.
The Pathan rose and stooped over his dappled saddlebags.
'I knew it would be worthy a dress of honour, and so I made one ready,' he said, smiling. 'Were I Amir of
Afghanistan (and some day we may see him), I would fill thy mouth with gold.' He laid the garments
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formally at Kim's feet. There was a goldembroidered Peshawur turbancap, rising to a cone, and a big
turbancloth ending in a broad fringe of gold. There was a Delhi embroidered waistcoat to slip over a milky
white shirt, fastening to the right, ample and flowing; green pyjamas with twisted silk waiststring; and that
nothing might be lacking, russialeather slippers, smelling divinely, with arrogantly curled tips.
'Upon a Wednesday, and in the morning, to put on new clothes is auspicious,' said Mahbub solemnly. 'But we
must not forget the wicked folk in the world. So!'
He capped all the splendour, that was taking Kim's delighted breath away, with a motherofpearl,
nickelplated, selfextracting .450 revolver.
'I had thought of a smaller bore, but reflected that this takes Government bullets. A man can always come by
those especially across the Border. Stand up and let me look.' He clapped Kim on the shoulder. 'May you
never be tired, Pathan! Oh, the hearts to be broken! Oh, the eyes under the eyelashes, looking sideways!'
Kim turned about, pointed his toes, stretched, and felt mechanically for the moustache that was just
beginning. Then he stooped towards Mahbub's feet to make proper acknowledgment with fluttering, quick
patting hands; his heart too full for words. Mahbub forestalled and embraced him.
'My son, said he, 'what need of words between us? But is not the little gun a delight? All six cartridges come
out at one twist. It is borne in the bosom next the skin, which, as it were, keeps it oiled. Never put it
elsewhere, and please God, thou shalt some day kill a man with it.'
'Hai mai!' said Kim ruefully. 'If a Sahib kills a man he is hanged in the jail.'
'True: but one pace beyond the Border, men are wiser. Put it away; but fill it first. Of what use is a gun
unfed?'
'When I go back to the madrissah I must return it. They do not allow little guns. Thou wilt keep it for me?'
'Son, I am wearied of that madrissah, where they take the best years of a man to teach him what he can only
learn upon the Road. The folly of the Sahibs has neither top nor bottom. No matter. Maybe thy written report
shall save thee further bondage; and God He knows we need men more and more in the Game.'
They marched, jawbound against blowing sand, across the salt desert to Jodhpur, where Mahbub and his
handsome nephew Habib Ullah did much trading; and then sorrowfully, in European clothes, which he was
fast outgrowing, Kim went secondclass to St Xavier's. Three weeks later, Colonel Creighton, pricing
Tibetan ghostdaggers at Lurgan's shop, faced Mahbub Ali openly mutinous. Lurgan Sahib operated as
support in reserve.
'The pony is made finished mouthed and paced, Sahib! From now on, day by day, he will lose his
manners if he is kept at tricks. Drop the rein on his back and let go,' said the horsedealer. 'We need him.'
'But he is so young, Mahbub not more than sixteen is he?'
'When I was fifteen, I had shot my man and begot my man, Sahib.'
'You impenitent old heathen!' Creighton turned to Lurgan. The black beard nodded assent to the wisdom of
the Afghan's dyed scarlet.
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'I should have used him long ago,' said Lurgan. 'The younger the better. That is why I always have my really
valuable jewels watched by a child. You sent him to me to try. I tried him in every way: he is the only boy I
could not make to see things.'
'In the crystal in the inkpool?' demanded Mahbub.
'No. Under my hand, as I told you. That has never happened before. It means that he is strong enough but
you think it skittles, Colonel Creighton to make anyone do anything he wants. And that is three years ago. I
have taught him a good deal since, Colonel Creighton. I think you waste him now.'
'Hmm! Maybe you're right. But, as you know, there is no Survey work for him at present.'
'Let him out let him go,' Mahbub interrupted. 'Who expects any colt to carry heavy weight at first? Let him
run with the caravans like our white camelcolts for luck. I would take him myself, but ,
'There is a little business where he would be most useful in the South,' said Lurgan, with peculiar suavity,
dropping his heavy blued eyelids.
'E has that in hand,' said Creighton quickly. 'He must not go down there. Besides, he knows no Turki.'
'Only tell him the shape and the smell of the letters we want and he will bring them back,' Lurgan insisted.
'No. That is a man's job,' said Creighton.
It was a wrynecked matter of unauthorized and incendiary correspondence between a person who claimed to
be the ultimate authority in all matters of the Mohammedan religion throughout the world, and a younger
member of a royal house who had been brought to book for kidnapping women within British territory. The
Moslem Archbishop had been emphatic and overarrogant; the young prince was merely sulky at the
curtailment of his privileges, but there was no need he should continue a correspondence which might some
day compromise him. One letter indeed had been procured, but the finder was later found dead by the
roadside in the habit of an Arab trader, as E, taking up the work, duly reported.
These facts, and a few others not to be published, made both Mahbub and Creighton shake their heads.
'Let him go out with his Red Lama,' said the horsedealer with visible effort. 'He is fond of the old man. He
can learn his paces by the rosary at least.'
'I have had some dealings with the old man by letter,' said Colonel Creighton, smiling to himself. 'Whither
goes he?'
'Up and down the land, as he has these three years. He seeks a River of Healing. God's curse upon all '
Mahbub checked himself. 'He beds down at the Temple of the Tirthankars or at Buddh Gaya when he is in
from the Road. Then he goes to see the boy at the madrissah, as we know for the boy was punished for it
twice or thrice. He is quite mad, but a peaceful man. I have met him. The Babu also has had dealings with
him. We have watched him for three years. Red Lamas are not so common in Hind that one loses track.'
'Babus are very curious,' said Lurgan meditatively. 'Do you know what Hurree Babu really wants? He wants
to be made a member of the Royal Society by taking ethnological notes. I tell you, I tell him about the lama
everything which Mahbub and the boy have told me. Hurree Babu goes down to Benares at his own
expense, I think.'
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'I don't,' said Creighton briefly. He had paid Hurree's travelling expenses, out of a most lively curiosity to
learn what the lama might be.
'And he applies to the lama for information on lamaism, and devil dances, and spells and charms, several
times in these few years. Holy Virgin! I could have told him all that yeears ago. I think Hurree Babu is
getting too old for the Road. He likes better to collect manners and customs information. Yes, he wants to be
an FRS.
'Hurree thinks well of the boy, doesn't he?'
'Oh, very indeed we have had some pleasant evenings at my little place but I think it would be waste to
throw him away with Hurree on the Ethnological side.'
'Not for a first experience. How does that strike you, Mahbub? Let the boy run with the lama for six months.
After that we can see. He will get experience.'
'He has it already, Sahib as a fish controls the water he swims in. But for every reason it will be well to
loose him from the school.'
'Very good, then,' said Creighton, half to himself. 'He can go with the lama, and if Hurree Babu cares to keep
an eye on them so much the better. He won't lead the boy into any danger as Mahbub would. Curious his
wish to be an F R S. Very human, too. He is best on the Ethnological side Hurree.'
No money and no preferment would have drawn Creighton from his work on the Indian Survey, but deep in
his heart also lay the ambition to write 'F R S' after his name. Honours of a sort he knew could be obtained by
ingenuity and the help of friends, but, to the best of his belief, nothing save work papers representing a life
of it took a man into the Society which he had bombarded for years with monographs on strange Asiatic
cults and unknown customs. Nine men out of ten would flee from a Royal Society soiree in extremity of
boredom; but Creighton was the tenth, and at times his soul yearned for the crowded rooms in easy London
where silverhaired, bald headed gentlemen who know nothing of the Army move among spectroscopic
experiments, the lesser plants of the frozen tundras, electric flightmeasuring machines, and apparatus for
slicing into fractional millimetres the left eye of the female mosquito. By all right and reason, it was the
Royal Geographical that should have appealed to him, but men are as chancy as children in their choice of
playthings. So Creighton smiled, and thought the better of Hurree Babu, moved by like desire.
He dropped the ghostdagger and looked up at Mahbub.
'How soon can we get the colt from the stable?' said the horse dealer, reading his eyes.
'Hmm! If I withdraw him by order now what will he do, think you? I have never before assisted at the
teaching of such an one.'
'He will come to me,' said Mahbub promptly. 'Lurgan Sahib and I will prepare him for the Road.'
'So be it, then. For six months he shall run at his choice. But who will be his sponsor?'
Lurgan slightly inclined his head. 'He will not tell anything, if that is what you are afraid of, Colonel
Creighton.'
'It's only a boy, after all.'
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'Yees; but first, he has nothing to tell; and secondly, he knows what would happen. Also, he is very fond of
Mahbub, and of me a little.'
'Will he draw pay?' demanded the practical horsedealer.
'Food and water allowance only. Twenty rupees a month.'
One advantage of the Secret Service is that it has no worrying audit. That Service is ludicrously starved, of
course, but the funds are administered by a few men who do not call for vouchers or present itemized
accounts. Mahbub's eyes lighted with almost a Sikh's love of money. Even Lurgan's impassive face changed.
He considered the years to come when Kim would have been entered and made to the Great Game that never
ceases day and night, throughout India. He foresaw honour and credit in the mouths of a chosen few, coming
to him from his pupil. Lurgan Sahib had made E what E was, out of a bewildered, impertinent, lying, little
NorthWest Province man.
But the joy of these masters was pale and smoky beside the joy of Kim when St Xavier's Head called him
aside, with word that Colonel Creighton had sent for him.
'I understand, O'Hara, that he has found you a place as an assistant chainman in the Canal Department: that
comes of taking up mathematics. It is great luck for you, for you are only sixteen; but of course you
understand that you do not become pukka [permanent] till you have passed the autumn examination. So you
must not think you are going out into the world to enjoy yourself, or that your fortune is made. There is a
great deal of hard work before you. Only, if you succeed in becoming pukka, you can rise, you know, to four
hundred and fifty a month.' Whereat the Principal gave him much good advice as to his conduct, and his
manners, and his morals; and others, his elders, who had not been wafted into billets, talked as only
AngloIndian lads can, of favouritism and corruption. Indeed, young Cazalet, whose father was a pensioner
at Chunar, hinted very broadly that Colonel Creighton's interest in Kim was directly paternal; and Kim,
instead of retaliating, did not even use language. He was thinking of the immense fun to come, of Mahbub's
letter of the day before, all neatly written in English, making appointment for that afternoon in a house the
very name of which would have crisped the Principal's hair with horror...
Said Kim to Mahbub in Lucknow railway station that evening, above the luggagescales: 'I feared lest at the
last, the roof would fall upon me and cheat me. It is indeed all finished, O my father?'
Mahbub snapped his fingers to show the utterness of that end, and his eyes blazed like red coals.
'Then where is the pistol that I may wear it?'
'Softly! A halfyear, to run without heelropes. I begged that much from Colonel Creighton Sahib. At twenty
rupees a month. Old Red Hat knows that thou art coming.'
'I will pay thee dustoorie [commission] on my pay for three months,' said Kim gravely. 'Yea, two rupees a
month. But first we must get rid of these.' He plucked his thin linen trousers and dragged at his collar. 'I have
brought with me all that I need on the Road. My trunk has gone up to Lurgan Sahib's.'
'Who sends his salaams to thee Sahib.'
'Lurgan Sahib is a very clever man. But what dost thou do?'
'I go North again, upon the Great Game. What else? Is thy mind still set on following old Red Hat?'
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'Do not forget he made me that I am though he did not know it. Year by year, he sent the money that taught
me.'
'I would have done as much had it struck my thick head,' Mahbub growled. 'Come away. The lamps are lit
now, and none will mark thee in the bazar. We go to Huneefa's house.'
On the way thither, Mahbub gave him much the same sort of advice as his mother gave to Lemuel, and
curiously enough, Mahbub was exact to point out how Huneefa and her likes destroyed kings.
'And I remember,' he quoted maliciously, 'one who said, "Trust a snake before an harlot, and an harlot before
a Pathan, Mahbub Ali." Now, excepting as to Pathans, of whom I am one, all that is true. Most true is it in the
Great Game, for it is by means of women that all plans come to ruin and we lie out in the dawning with our
throats cut. So it happened to such a one.' He gave the reddest particulars.
'Then why ?' Kim paused before a filthy staircase that climbed to the warm darkness of an upper chamber,
in the ward that is behind Azim Ullah's tobaccoshop. Those who know it call it The Birdcage it is so full
of whisperings and whistlings and chirrupings.
The room, with its dirty cushions and halfsmoked hookahs, smelt abominably of stale tobacco. In one
corner lay a huge and shapeless woman clad in greenish gauzes, and decked, brow, nose, ear, neck, wrist,
arm, waist, and ankle with heavy native jewellery. When she turned it was like the clashing of copper pots. A
lean cat in the balcony outside the window mewed hungrily. Kim checked, bewildered, at the doorcurtain.
'Is that the new stuff, Mahbub?' said Huneefa lazily, scarce troubling to remove the mouthpiece from her lips.
'O Buktanoos!' like most of her kind, she swore by the Djinns 'O Buktanoos! He is very good to look
upon.'
'That is part of the selling of the horse,' Mahbub explained to Kim, who laughed.
'I have heard that talk since my Sixth Day,' he replied, squatting by the light. 'Whither does it lead?'
'To protection. Tonight we change thy colour. This sleeping under roofs has blanched thee like an almond.
But Huneefa has the secret of a colour that catches. No painting of a day or two. Also, we fortify thee against
the chances of the Road. That is my gift to thee, my son. Take out all metals on thee and lay them here. Make
ready, Huneefa.'
Kim dragged forth his compass, Survey paintbox, and the newfilled medicinebox. They had all
accompanied his travels, and boylike he valued them immensely.
The woman rose slowly and moved with her hands a little spread before her. Then Kim saw that she was
blind. 'No, no,' she muttered, 'the Pathan speaks truth my colour does not go in a week or a month, and
those whom I protect are under strong guard.'
'When one is far off and alone, it would not be well to grow blotched and leprous of a sudden,' said Mahbub.
'When thou wast with me I could oversee the matter. Besides, a Pathan is a fairskin. Strip to the waist now
and look how thou art whitened.' Huneefa felt her way back from an inner room. 'It is no matter, she cannot
see.' He took a pewter bowl from her ringed hand.
The dyestuff showed blue and gummy. Kim experimented on the back of his wrist, with a dab of
cottonwool; but Huneefa heard him.
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'No, no,' she cried, 'the thing is not done thus, but with the proper ceremonies. The colouring is the least part.
I give thee the full protection of the Road.'
'Tadoo? [magic],'said Kim, with a half start. He did not like the white, sightless eyes. Mahbub's hand on his
neck bowed him to the floor, nose within an inch of the boards.
'Be still. No harm comes to thee, my son. I am thy sacrifice!'
He could not see what the woman was about, but heard the dishclash of her jewellery for many minutes. A
match lit up the darkness; he caught the wellknown purr and fizzle of grains of incense. Then the room
filled with smoke heavy aromatic, and stupefying. Through growing drowse he heard the names of devils
of Zulbazan, Son of Eblis, who lives in bazars and paraos, making all the sudden lewd wickedness of wayside
halts; of Dulhan, invisible about mosques, the dweller among the slippers of the faithful, who hinders folk
from their prayers; and Musboot, Lord of lies and panic. Huneefa, now whispering in his ear, now talking as
from an immense distance, touched him with horrible soft fingers, but Mahbub's grip never shifted from his
neck till, relaxing with a sigh, the boy lost his senses.
'Allah! How he fought! We should never have done it but for the drugs. That was his white blood, I take it,'
said Mahbub testily. 'Go on with the dawut [invocation]. Give him full Protection.'
'O Hearer! Thou that hearest with ears, be present. Listen, O Hearer!' Huneefa moaned, her dead eyes turned
to the west. The dark room filled with moanings and snortings.
>From the outer balcony, a ponderous figure raised a round bullet head and coughed nervously.
'Do not interrupt this ventriloquial necromanciss, my friend,' it said in English. 'I opine that it is very
disturbing to you, but no enlightened observer is jollywell upset.'
'..........I will lay a plot for their ruin! O Prophet, bear with the unbelievers. Let them alone awhile!' Huneefa's
face, turned to the northward, worked horribly, and it was as though voices from the ceiling answered her.
Hurree Babu returned to his notebook, balanced on the windowsill, but his hand shook. Huneefa, in some
sort of drugged ecstasy, wrenched herself to and fro as she sat crosslegged by Kim's still head, and called
upon devil after devil, in the ancient order of the ritual, binding them to avoid the boy's every action.
'With Him are the keys of the Secret Things! None knoweth them besides Himself He knoweth that which is
in the dry land and in the sea!' Again broke out the unearthly whistling responses.
'I I apprehend it is not at all malignant in its operation?' said the Babu, watching the throatmuscles quiver
and jerk as Huneefa spoke with tongues. 'It it is not likely that she has killed the boy? If so, I decline to be
witness at the trial .....What was the last hypothetical devil mentioned?'
'Babuji,' said Mahbub in the vernacular. 'I have no regard for the devils of Hind, but the Sons of Eblis are far
otherwise, and whether they be jumalee [wellaffected] or jullalee [terrible) they love not Kafirs.'
'Then you think I had better go?' said Hurree Babu, half rising. 'They are, of course, dematerialized
phenomena. Spencer says '
Huneefa's crisis passed, as these things must, in a paroxysm of howling, with a touch of froth at the lips. She
lay spent and motionless beside Kim, and the crazy voices ceased.
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'Wah! That work is done. May the boy be better for it; and Huneefa is surely a mistress of dawut. Help haul
her aside, Babu. Do not be afraid.'
'How am I to fear the absolutely nonexistent?' said Hurree Babu, talking English to reassure himself. It is an
awful thing still to dread the magic that you contemptuously investigate to collect folklore for the Royal
Society with a lively belief in all Powers of Darkness.
Mahbub chuckled. He had been out with Hurree on the Road ere now. 'Let us finish the colouring,' said he.
'The boy is well protected if if the Lords of the Air have ears to hear. I am a Sufi [free thinker), but when
one can get blindsides of a woman, a stallion, or a devil, why go round to invite a kick? Set him upon the
way, Babu, and see that old Red Hat does not lead him beyond our reach. I must get back to my horses.'
'All raight,' said Hurree Babu. 'He is at present curious spectacle.'
About third cockcrow, Kim woke after a sleep of thousands of years. Huneefa, in her corner, snored heavily,
but Mahbub was gone.
'I hope you were not frightened,' said an oily voice at his elbow. 'I superintended entire operation, which was
most interesting from ethnological point of view. It was highclass dawut.'
'Huh!' said Kim, recognizing Hurree Babu, who smiled ingratiatingly.
'And also I had honour to bring down from Lurgan your present costume. I am not in the habit offeecially of
carrying such gauds to subordinates, but' he giggled 'your case is noted as exceptional on the books. I
hope Mr Lurgan will note my action.'
Kim yawned and stretched himself. It was good to turn and twist within loose clothes once again.
'What is this?' He looked curiously at the heavy dufflestuff loaded with the scents of the far North.
'Oho! That is inconspicuous dress of chela attached to service of lamaistic lama. Complete in every
particular,' said Hurree Babu, rolling into the balcony to clean his teeth at a goglet. 'I am of opeenion it is not
your old gentleman's precise releegion, but rather subvariant of same. I have contributed rejected notes To
Whom It May Concern: Asiatic Quarterly Review on these subjects. Now it is curious that the old gentleman
himself is totally devoid of releegiosity. He is not a dam' particular.'
'Do you know him?'
Hurree Babu held up his hand to show he was engaged in the prescribed rites that accompany toothcleaning
and such things among decently bred Bengalis. Then he recited in English an AryaSomaj prayer of a
theistical nature, and stuffed his mouth with pan and betel.
'Oah yes. I have met him several times at Benares, and also at Buddh Gaya, to interrogate him on releegious
points and devilworship. He is pure agnostic same as me.'
Huneefa stirred in her sleep, and Hurree Babu jumped nervously to the copper incenseburner, all black and
discoloured in morning light, rubbed a finger in the accumulated lampblack, and drew it diagonally across
his face.
'Who has died in thy house?' asked Kim in the vernacular.
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'None. But she may have the Evil Eye that sorceress,' the Babu replied.
'What dost thou do now, then?'
'I will set thee on thy way to Benares, if thou goest thither, and tell thee what must be known by Us.'
'I go. At what hour runs the terain?' He rose to his feet, looked round the desolate chamber and at the
yellowwax face of Huneefa as the low sun stole across the floor. 'Is there money to be paid that witch?'
'No. She has charmed thee against all devils and all dangers in the name of her devils. It was Mahbub's
desire.' In English: 'He is highly obsolete, I think, to indulge in such supersteetion. Why, it is all ventriloquy.
Bellyspeak eh?'
Kim snapped his fingers mechanically to avert whatever evil Mahbub, he knew, meditated none might
have crept in through Huneefa's ministrations; and Hurree giggled once more. But as he crossed the room he
was careful not to step in Huneefa's blotched, squat shadow on the boards. Witches when their time is on
them can lay hold of the heels of a man's soul if he does that.
'Now you must well listen,' said the Babu when they were in the fresh air. 'Part of these ceremonies which we
witnessed they include supply of effeecient amulet to those of our Department. If you feel in your neck you
will find one small silver amulet, verree cheap. That is ours. Do you understand?'
'Oah yes, hawadilli [a heartlifter],' said Kim, feeling at his neck.
'Huneefa she makes them for two rupees twelve annas with oh, all sorts of exorcisms. They are quite
common, except they are partially black enamel, and there is a paper inside each one full of names of local
saints and such things. Thatt is Huneefa's lookout, you see? Huneefa makes them onlee for us, but in case
she does not, when we get them we put in, before issue, one small piece of turquoise. Mr Lurgan he gives
them. There is no other source of supply; but it was me invented all this. It is strictly unoffeecial of course,
but convenient for subordinates. Colonel Creighton he does not know. He is European. The turquoise is
wrapped in the paper . . . Yes, that is road to railway station . . . Now suppose you go with the lama, or with
me, I hope, some day, or with Mahbub. Suppose we get into a dam'tight place. I am a fearful man most
fearful but I tell you I have been in dam'tight places more than hairs on my head. You say: "I am Son of
the Charm." Verree good.'
'I do not understand quite. We must not be heard talking English here.'
'That is all raight. I am only Babu showing off my English to you. All we Babus talk English to show off;'
said Hurree, flinging his shouldercloth jauntily. 'As I was about to say, "Son of the Charm" means that you
may be member of the Sat Bhai the Seven Brothers, which is Hindi and Tantric. It is popularly supposed to
be extinct Society, but I have written notes to show it is still extant. You see, it is all my invention. Verree
good. Sat Bhai has many members, and perhaps before they jollywellcutyourthroat they may give you
just a chance of life. That is useful, anyhow. And moreover, these foolish natives if they are not too excited
they always stop to think before they kill a man who says he belongs to any speecific organization. You
see? You say then when you are in tight place, "I am Son of the Charm", and you get perhaps ah your
second wind. That is only in extreme instances, or to open negotiations with a stranger. Can you quite see?
Verree good. But suppose now, I, or any one of the Department, come to you dressed quite different. You
would not know me at all unless I choose, I bet you. Some day I will prove it. I come as Ladakhi trader oh,
anything and I say to you: "You want to buy precious stones?" You say: "Do I look like a man who buys
precious stones?" Then I say: "Even verree poor man can buy a turquoise or tarkeean." '
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'That is kichree vegetable curry,' said Kim.
'Of course it is. You say: "Let me see the tarkeean." Then I say: "It was cooked by a woman, and perhaps it is
bad for your caste." Then you say: "There is no caste when men go to look for tarkeean." You stop a little
between those words, "to look". That is thee whole secret. The little stop before the words.'
Kim repeated the testsentence.
'That is all right. Then I will show you my turquoise if there is time, and then you know who I am, and then
we exchange views and documents and thoseall things. And so it is with any other man of us. We talk
sometimes about turquoises and sometimes about tarkeean, but always with that little stop in the words. It is
verree easy. First, "Son of the Charm", if you are in a tight place. Perhaps that may help you perhaps not.
Then what I have told you about the tarkeean, if you want to transact offeecial business with a strange man.
Of course, at present, you have no offeecial business. You are ah ha! supernumerary on probation. Quite
unique specimen. If you were Asiatic of birth you might be employed right off; but this halfyear of leave is
to make you de~Englishized, you see? The lama he expects you, because I have demioffeecially informed
him you have passed all your examinations, and will soon obtain Government appointment. Oh ho! You are
on actingallowance, you see: so if you are called upon to help Sons of the Charm mind you jollywell try.
Now I shall say goodbye, my dear fellow, and I hope you ah will come out topside all raight.'
Hurree Babu stepped back a pace or two into the crowd at the entrance of Lucknow station and was gone.
Kim drew a deep breath and hugged himself all over. The nickelplated revolver he could feel in the bosom
of his sadcoloured robe, the amulet was on his neck; begginggourd, rosary, and ghostdagger (Mr Lurgan
had forgotten nothing) were all to hand, with medicine, paintbox, and compass, and in a worn old
pursebelt embroidered with porcupine quill patterns lay a month's pay. Kings could be no richer. He
bought sweetmeats in a leafcup from a Hindu trader, and ate them with glad rapture till a policeman ordered
him off the steps.
Chapter 11
Give the man who is not made
To his trade
Swords to fling and catch again,
Coins to ring and snatch again,
Men to harm and cure again,
Snakes to charm and lure again
He'll be hurt by his own blade,
By his serpents disobeyed,
By his clumsiness bewrayed,'
By the people mocked to scorn
So 'tis not with juggler born!
Pinch of dust or withered flower,
Chanceflung fruit or borrowed staff,
Serve his need and shore his power,
Bind the spell, or loose the laugh!
But a man who, etc.
The Juggler's Song, op. 15
Followed a sudden natural reaction.
'Now am I alone all alone,' he thought. 'In all India is no one so alone as I! If I die today, who shall bring the
news and to whom? If I live and God is good, there will be a price upon my head, for I am a Son of the
Charm I, Kim.'
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A very few white people, but many Asiatics, can throw themselves into a mazement as it were by repeating
their own names over and over again to themselves, letting the mind go free upon speculation as to what is
called personal identity. When one grows older, the power, usually, departs, but while it lasts it may descend
upon a man at any moment.
'Who is Kim Kim Kim?'
He squatted in a corner of the clanging waitingroom, rapt from all other thoughts; hands folded in lap, and
pupils contracted to pin points. In a minute in another halfsecond he felt he would arrive at the solution
of the tremendous puzzle; but here, as always happens, his mind dropped away from those heights with a rush
of a wounded bird, and passing his hand before his eyes, he shook his head.
A longhaired Hindu bairagi [holy man], who had just bought a ticket, halted before him at that moment and
stared intently.
'I also have lost it,' he said sadly. 'It is one of the Gates to the Way, but for me it has been shut many years.'
'What is the talk?' said Kim, abashed.
'Thou wast wondering there in thy spirit what manner of thing thy soul might be. The seizure came of a
sudden. I know. Who should know but I? Whither goest thou?'
'Toward Kashi [Benares].'
'There are no Gods there. I have proved them. I go to Prayag [Allahabad] for the fifth time seeking the
Road to Enlightenment. Of what faith art thou?'
'I too am a Seeker,' said Kim, using one of the lama's pet words. 'Though' he forgot his Northern dress for
the moment 'though Allah alone knoweth what I seek.'
The old fellow slipped the bairagi's crutch under his armpit and sat down on a patch of ruddy leopard's skin as
Kim rose at the call for the Benares train.
'Go in hope, little brother,' he said. 'It is a long road to the feet of the One; but thither do we all travel.'
Kim did not feel so lonely after this, and ere he had sat out twenty miles in the crowded compartment, was
cheering his neighbours with a string of most wonderful yarns about his own and his master's magical gifts.
Benares struck him as a peculiarly filthy city, though it was pleasant to find how his cloth was respected. At
least onethird of the population prays eternally to some group or other of the many million deities, and so
reveres every sort of holy man. Kim was guided to the Temple of the Tirthankars, about a mile outside the
city, near Sarnath, by a chancemet Punjabi farmer a Kamboh from Jullundurway who had appealed in
vain to every God of his homestead to cure his small son, and was trying Benares as a last resort.
'Thou art from the North?' he asked, shouldering through the press of the narrow, stinking streets much like
his own pet bull at home.
'Ay, I know the Punjab. My mother was a pahareen, but my father came from Amritzar by Jandiala,' said
Kim, oiling his ready tongue for the needs of the Road.
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'Jandiala Jullundur? Oho! Then we be neighbours in some sort, as it were.' He nodded tenderly to the
wailing child in his arms. 'Whom dost thou serve?'
'A most holy man at the Temple of the Tirthankers.'
'They are all most holy and most greedy,' said the Jat with bitterness. 'I have walked the pillars and trodden
the temples till my feet are flayed, and the child is no whit better. And the mother being sick too ... Hush,
then, little one ... We changed his name when the fever came. We put him into girl's clothes. There was
nothing we did not do, except I said to his mother when she bundled me off to Benares she should have
come with me I said Sakhi Sarwar Sultan would serve us best. We know His generosity, but these
downcountry Gods are strangers.'
The child turned on the cushion of the huge corded arms and looked at Kim through heavy eyelids.
'And was it all worthless?' Kim asked, with easy interest.
'All worthless all worthless,' said the child, lips cracking with fever.
'The Gods have given him a good mind, at least' said the father proudly. 'To think he should have listened so
cleverly. Yonder is thy Temple. Now I am a poor man many priests have dealt with me but my son is my
son, and if a gift to thy master can cure him I am at my very wits' end.'
Kim considered for a while, tingling with pride. Three years ago he would have made prompt profit on the
situation and gone his way without a thought; but now, the very respect the Jat paid him proved that he was a
man. Moreover, he had tasted fever once or twice already, and knew enough to recognize starvation when he
saw it.
'Call him forth and I will give him a bond on my best yoke, so that the child is cured.'
Kim halted at the carved outer door of the temple. A whiteclad Oswal banker from Ajmir, his sins of usury
new wiped out, asked him what he did.
'I am chela to Teshoo Lama, an Holy One from Bhotiyal within there. He bade me come. I wait. Tell him.'
'Do not forget the child,' cried the importunate Jat over his shoulder, and then bellowed in Punjabi; 'O Holy
One O disciple of the Holy One O Gods above all the Worlds behold affliction sitting at the gate!' That
cry is so common in Benares that the passers never turned their heads.
The Oswal, at peace with mankind, carried the message into the darkness behind him, and the easy,
uncounted Eastern minutes slid by; for the lama was asleep in his cell, and no priest would wake him. When
the click of his rosary again broke the hush of the inner court where the calm images of the Arhats stand, a
novice whispered, 'Thy chela is here,' and the old man strode forth, forgetting the end of that prayer.
Hardly had the tall figure shown in the doorway than the Jat ran before him, and, lifting up the child, cried:
'Look upon this, Holy One; and if the Gods will, he lives he lives!'
He fumbled in his waistbelt and drew out a small silver coin.
'What is now?' The lama's eyes turned to Kim. It was noticeable he spoke far clearer Urdu than long ago,
under ZamZammah; but father would allow no private talk.
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'It is no more than a fever,' said Kim. 'The child is not well fed.'
'He sickens at everything, and his mother is not here.'
'If it be permitted, I may cure, Holy One.'
'What! Have they made thee a healer? Wait here,' said the lama, and he sat down by the Jat upon the lowest
step of the temple, while Kim, looking out of the corner of his eyes, slowly opened the little betelbox. He
had dreamed dreams at school of returning to the lama as a Sahib of chaffing the old man before he
revealed himself boy's dreams all. There was more drama in this abstracted, brow puckered search
through the tabloidbottles, with a pause here and there for thought and a muttered invocation between
whiles. Quinine he had in tablets, and dark brown meatlozenges beef most probably, but that was not his
business. The little thing would not eat, but it sucked at a lozenge greedily, and said it liked the salt taste.
'Take then these six.' Kim handed them to the man. 'Praise the Gods, and boil three in milk; other three in
water. After he has drunk the milk give him this' (it was the half of a quinine pill), 'and wrap him warm. Give
him the water of the other three, and the other half of this white pill when he wakes. Meantime, here is
another brown medicine that he may suck at on the way home.'
'Gods, what wisdom!' said the Kamboh, snatching.
It was as much as Kim could remember of his own treatment in a bout of autumn malaria if you except the
patter that he added to impress the lama.
'Now go! Come again in the morning.'
'But the price the price,' said the Jat, and threw back his sturdy shoulders. 'My son is my son. Now that he
will be whole again, how shall I go back to his mother and say I took help by the wayside and did not even
give a bowl of curds in return?'
'They are alike, these Jats,' said Kim softly. 'The Jat stood on his dunghill and the King's elephants went by.
"O driver," said he, "what will you sell those little donkeys for?"'
The Jat burst into a roar of laughter, stifled with apologies to the lama. 'It is the saying of my own country the
very talk of it. So are we Jats all. I will come tomorrow with the child; and the blessing of the Gods of the
Homesteads who are good little Gods be on you both ... Now, son, we grow strong again. Do not spit it
out, little Princeling! King of my Heart, do not spit it out, and we shall be strong men, wrestlers and
clubwielders, by morning.'
He moved away, crooning and mumbling. The lama turned to Kim, and all the loving old soul of him looked
out through his narrow eyes.
'To heal the sick is to acquire merit; but first one gets knowledge. That was wisely done, O Friend of all the
World.'
'I was made wise by thee, Holy One,' said Kim, forgetting the little play just ended; forgetting St Xavier's;
forgetting his white blood; forgetting even the Great Game as he stooped, Mohammedanfashion, to touch
his master's feet in the dust of the Jain temple. 'My teaching I owe to thee. I have eaten thy bread three years.
My time is finished. I am loosed from the schools. I come to thee.'
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'Herein is my reward. Enter! Enter! And is all well?' They passed to the inner court, where the afternoon sun
sloped golden across. 'Stand that I may see. So!' He peered critically. 'It is no longer a child, but a man,
ripened in wisdom, walking as a physician. I did well I did well when I gave thee up to the armed men on
that black night. Dost thou remember our first day under ZamZammah?'
'Ay,' said Kim. 'Dost thou remember when I leapt off the carriage the first day I went to '
'The Gates of Learning? Truly. And the day that we ate the cakes together at the back of the river by Nucklao.
Aha! Many times hast thou begged for me, but that day I begged for thee.'
'Good reason,' quoth Kim. 'I was then a scholar in the Gates of Learning, and attired as a Sahib. Do not
forget, Holy One,' he went on playfully. 'I am still a Sahib by thy favour.'
'True. And a Sahib in most high esteem. Come to my cell, chela.'
'How is that known to thee?'
The lama smiled. 'First by means of letters from the kindly priest whom we met in the camp of armed men;
but he is now gone to his own country, and I sent the money to his brother.' Colonel Creighton, who had
succeeded to the trusteeship when Father Victor went to England with the Mavericks, was hardly the
Chaplain's brother. 'But I do not well understand Sahibs' letters. They must be interpreted to me. I chose a
surer way. Many times when I returned from my Search to this Temple, which has always been a nest to me,
there came one seeking Enlightenment a man from Leh that had been, he said, a Hindu, but wearied of all
those Gods.' The lama pointed to the Arhats.
'A fat man?' said Kim, a twinkle in his eye.
'Very fat; but I perceived in a little his mind was wholly given up to useless things such as devils and
charms and the form and fashion of our teadrinkings in the monasteries, and by what road we initiated the
novices. A man abounding in questions; but he was a friend of thine, chela. He told me that thou wast on the
road to much honour as a scribe. And I see thou art a physician.'
'Yes, that am I a scribe, when I am a Sahib, but it is set aside when I come as thy disciple. I have
accomplished the years appointed for a Sahib.'
'As it were a novice?' said the lama, nodding his head. 'Art thou freed from the schools? I would not have thee
unripe.'
'I am all free. In due time I take service under the Government as a scribe '
'Not as a warrior. That is well.'
'But first I come to wander with thee. Therefore I am here. Who begs for thee, these days?' he went on
quickly. The ice was thin.
'Very often I beg myself; but, as thou knowest, I am seldom here, except when I come to look again at my
disciple. From one end to another of Hind have I travelled afoot and in the terain. A great and a wonderful
land! But here, when I put in, is as though I were in mv own Bhotiyal.'
He looked round the little clean cell complacently. A low cushion gave him a seat, on which he had disposed
himself in the cross legged attitude of the Bodhisat emerging from meditation; a black teakwood table, not
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twenty inches high, set with copper teacups, was before him. In one corner stood a tiny altar, also of heavily
carved teak, bearing a coppergilt image of the seated Buddha and fronted by a lamp, an incenseholder, and
a pair of copper flower pots.
'The Keeper of the Images in the Wonder House acquired merit by giving me these a year since,' he said,
following Kim's eye. 'When one is far from one's own land such things carry remembrance; and we must
reverence the Lord for that He showed the Way. See!' He pointed to a curiouslybuilt mound of coloured rice
crowned with a fantastic metal ornament. 'When I was Abbot in my own place before I came to better
knowledge I made that offering daily. It is the Sacrifice of the Universe to the Lord. Thus do we of Bhotiyal
offer all the world daily to the Excellent Law. And I do it even now, though I know that the Excellent One is
beyond all pinchings and pattings.' He snuffed from his gourd.
'It is well done, Holy One,' Kim murmured, sinking at ease on the cushions, very happy and rather tired.
'And also,' the old man chuckled, 'I write pictures of the Wheel of Life. Three days to a picture. I was busied
on it or it may be I shut my eyes a little when they brought word of thee. It is good to have thee here: I
will show thee my art not for pride's sake, but because thou must learn. The Sahibs have not all this world's
wisdom.'
He drew from under the table a sheet of strangely scented yellow Chinese paper, the brushes, and slab of
Indian ink. In cleanest, severest outline he had traced the Great Wheel with its six spokes, whose centre is the
conjoined Hog, Snake, and Dove (Ignorance, Anger, and Lust), and whose compartments are all the Heavens
and Hells, and all the chances of human life. Men say that the Bodhisat Himself first drew it with grains of
rice upon dust, to teach His disciples the cause of things. Many ages have crystallized it into a most
wonderful convention crowded with hundreds of little figures whose every line carries a meaning. Few can
translate the picture parable; there are not twenty in all the world who can draw it surely without a copy: of
those who can both draw and expound are but three.
'I have a little learned to draw,' said Kim. 'But this is a marvel beyond marvels.'
'I have written it for many years,' said the lama. 'Time was when I could write it all between one
lamplighting and the next. I will teach thee the art after due preparation; and I will show thee the meaning
of the Wheel.'
'We take the Road, then?'
'The Road and our Search. I was but waiting for thee. It was made plain to me in a hundred dreams notably
one that came upon the night of the day that the Gates of Learning first shut that without thee I should never
find my River. Again and again, as thou knowest, I put this from me, fearing an illusion. Therefore I would
not take thee with me that day at Lucknow, when we ate the cakes. I would not take thee till the. time was
ripe and auspicious. From the Hills to the Sea, from the Sea to the Hills have I gone, but it was vain. Then I
remembered the Tataka.'
He told Kim the story of the elephant with the legiron, as he had told it so often to the Jam priests.
'Further testimony is not needed,' he ended serenely. 'Thou wast sent for an aid. That aid removed, my Search
came to naught. Therefore we will go out again together, and our Search sure.'
'Whither go we?'
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'What matters, Friend of all the World? The Search, I say, is sure. If need be, the River will break from the
ground before us. I acquired merit when I sent thee to the Gates of Learning, and gave thee the jewel that is
Wisdom. Thou didst return, I saw even now, a follower of Sakyamuni, the Physician, whose altars are many
in Bhotiyal. It is sufficient. We are together, and all things are as they were Friend of all the World Friend
of the Stars my chela!'
Then they talked of matters secular; but it was noticeable that the lama never demanded any details of life at
St Xavier's, nor showed the faintest curiosity as to the manners and customs of Sahibs. His mind moved all in
the past, and he revived every step of their wonderful first journey together, rubbing his hands and chuckling,
till it pleased him to curl himself up into the sudden sleep of old age.
Kim watched the last dusty sunshine fade out of the court, and played with his ghostdagger and rosary. The
clamour of Benares, oldest of all earth's cities awake before the Gods, day and night, beat round the walls as
the sea's roar round a breakwater. Now and again, a Jain priest crossed the court, with some small offering to
the images, and swept the path about him lest by chance he should take the life of a living thing. A lamp
twinkled, and there followed the sound of a prayer. Kim watched the stars as they rose one after another in
the still, sticky dark, till he fell asleep at the foot of the altar. That night he dreamed in Hindustani, with never
an English word...
'Holy One, there is the child to whom we gave the medicine,' he said, about three o'clock in the morning,
when the lama, also waking from dreams, would have fared forth on pilgrimage. 'The Jat will be here at the
light.'
'I am well answered. In my haste I would have done a wrong.' He sat down on the cushions and returned to
his rosary. 'Surely old folk are as children,' he said pathetically. 'They desire a matter behold, it must be
done at once, or they fret and weep! Many times when I was upon the Road I have been ready to stamp with
my feet at the hindrance of an oxcart in the way, or a mere cloud of dust. It was not so when I was a man a
long time ago. None the less it is wrongful '
'But thou art indeed old, Holy One.'
'The thing was done. A Cause was put out into the world, and, old or young, sick or sound, knowing or
unknowing, who can rein in the effect of that Cause? Does the Wheel hang still if a child spin it or a
drunkard? Chela, this is a great and a terrible world.'
'I think it good,' Kim yawned. 'What is there to eat? I have not eaten since yesterday even.'
'I had forgotten thy need. Yonder is good Bhotiyal tea and cold rice.'
'We cannot walk far on such stuff.' Kim felt all the European's lust for fleshmeat, which is not accessible in
a Jain temple. Yet, instead of going out at once with the beggingbowl, he stayed his stomach on slabs of
cold rice till the full dawn. It brought the farmer, voluble, stuttering with gratitude.
'In the night the fever broke and the sweat came, he cried. 'Feel here his skin is fresh and new! He esteemed
the salt lozenges, and took milk with greed.' He drew the cloth from the child's face, and it smiled sleepily at
Kim. A little knot of Jain priests, silent but allobservant, gathered by the temple door. They knew, and Kim
knew that they knew, how the old lama had met his disciple. Being courteous folk, they had not obtruded
themselves overnight by presence, word, or gesture. Wherefore Kim repaid them as the sun rose.
'Thank the Gods of the Jains, brother,' he said, not knowing how those Gods were named. 'The fever is indeed
broken.'
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'Look! See!' The lama beamed in the background upon his hosts of three years. 'Was there ever such a chela?
He follows our Lord the Healer.'
Now the Jains officially recognize all the Gods of the Hindu creed, as well as the Lingam and the Snake.
They wear the Brahminical thread; they adhere to every claim of Hindu castelaw. But, because they knew
and loved the lama, because he was an old man, because he sought the Way, because he was their guest, and
because he collogued long of nights with the headpriest as freethinking a metaphysician as ever split one
hair into seventy they murmured assent.
'Remember,' Kim bent over the child . 'this trouble may come again.
'Not if thou hast the proper spell,' said the father.
'But in a little while we go away.'
'True,' said the lama to all the Jains. 'We go now together upon the Search whereof I have often spoken. I
waited till my chela was ripe. Behold him! We go North. Never again shall I look upon this place of my rest,
O people of good will.'
'But I am not a beggar.' The cultivator rose to his feet, clutching the child.
'Be still. Do not trouble the Holy One,' a priest cried.
'Go,' Kim whispered. 'Meet us again under the big railway bridge, and for the sake of all the Gods of our
Punjab, bring food curry, pulse, cakes fried in fat, and sweetmeats. Specially sweetmeats. Be swift!'
The pallor of hunger suited Kim very well as he stood, tall and slim, in his sandcoloured, sweeping robes,
one hand on his rosary and the other in the attitude of benediction, faithfully copied from the lama. An
English observer might have said that he looked rather like the young saint of a stainedglass window,
whereas he was but a growing lad faint with emptiness.
Long and formal were the farewells, thrice ended and thrice renewed. The Seeker he who had invited the
lama to that haven from far away Tibet, a silverfaced, hairless ascetic took no part in it, but meditated, as
always, alone among the images. The others were very human; pressing small comforts upon the old man a
betelbox, a fine new iron pencase, a foodbag, and suchlike warning him against the dangers of the
world without, and prophesying a happy end to the Search. Meantime Kim, lonelier than ever, squatted on the
steps, and swore to himself in the language of St Xavier's.
'But it is my own fault,' he concluded. 'With Mahbub, I ate Mahbub's bread, or Lurgan Sahib's. At St Xavier's,
three meals a day. Here I must jollywell look out for myself. Besides, I am not in good training. How I
could eat a plate of beef now! ... Is it finished, Holy One?'
The lama, both hands raised, intoned a final blessing in ornate Chinese. 'I must lean on thy shoulder,' said he,
as the temple gates closed. 'We grow stiff, I think.'
The weight of a sixfoot man is not light to steady through miles of crowded streets, and Kim, loaded down
with bundles and packages for the way, was glad to reach the shadow of the railway bridge.
'Here we eat,' he said resolutely, as the Kamboh, bluerobed and smiling, hove in sight, a basket in one hand
and the child in the other.
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'Fall to, Holy Ones!' he cried from fifty yards. (They were by the shoal under the first bridgespan, out of
sight of hungry priests.) 'Rice and good curry, cakes all warm and well scented with king [asafoetida), curds
and sugar. King of my fields,' this to the small son 'let us show these holy men that we Jats of Jullundur
can pay a service . . . I had heard the Jams would eat nothing that they had not cooked, but truly' he looked
away politely over the broad river 'where there is no eye there is no caste.'
'And we,' said Kim, turning his back and heaping a leafplatter for the lama, 'are beyond all castes.'
They gorged themselves on the good food in silence. Nor till he had licked the last of the sticky sweetstuff
from his little finger did Kim note that the Kamboh too was girt for travel.
'If our roads lie together,' he said roughly, 'I go with thee. One does not often find a worker of miracles, and
the child is still weak. But I am not altogether a reed.' He picked up his lathi a fivefoot malebamboo
ringed with bands of polished iron and flourished it in the air. 'The Jats are called quarrelsome, but that is
not true. Except when we are crossed, we are like our own buffaloes.'
'So be it,' said Kim. 'A good stick is a good reason.'
The lama gazed placidly upstream, where in long, smudged perspective the ceaseless columns of smoke go
up from the burning ghats by the river. Now and again, despite all municipal regulations, the fragment of a
halfburned body bobbed by on the full current.
'But for thee,' said the Kamboh to Kim, drawing the child into his hairy breast, 'I might today have gone
thither with this one. The priests tell us that Benares is holy which none doubt and desirable to die in.
But I do not know their Gods, and they ask for money; and when one has done one worship a shavedhead
vows it is of none effect except one do another. Wash here! Wash there! Pour, drink, lave, and scatter flowers
but always pay the priests. No, the Punjab for me, and the soil of the Jullundurdoab for the best soil in it.
'I have said many times in the Temple, I think that if need be, the River will open at our feet. We will
therefore go North,' said the lama, rising. 'I remember a pleasant place, set about with fruittrees, where one
can walk in meditation and the air is cooler there. It comes from the Hills and the snow of the Hills.'
'What is the name?' said Kim.
'How should I know? Didst thou not no, that was after the Army rose out of the earth and took thee away. I
abode there in meditation in a room against the dovecot except when she talked eternally.'
'Oho! the woman from Kulu. That is by Saharunpore.' Kim laughed.
'How does the spirit move thy master? Does he go afoot, for the sake of past sins?' the Jat demanded
cautiously. 'It is a far cry to Delhi.'
'No,' said Kim. 'I will beg a tikkut for the terain.' One does not own to the possession of money in India.
'Then, in the name of the Gods, let us take the firecarriage. My son is best in his mother's arms. The
Government has brought on us many taxes, but it gives us one good thing the terain that joins friends and
unites the anxious. A wonderful matter is the terain.'
They all piled into it a couple of hours later, and slept through the heat of the day. The Kamboh plied Kim
with ten thousand questions as to the lama's walk and work in life, and received some curious answers. Kim
was content to be where he was, to look out upon the flat NorthWestern landscape, and to talk to the
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changing mob of fellowpassengers. Even today, tickets and ticket clipping are dark oppression to Indian
rustics. They do not understand why, when they have paid for a magic piece of paper, strangers should punch
great pieces out of the charm. So, long and furious are the debates between travellers and Eurasian ticket
collectors. Kim assisted at two or three with grave advice, meant to darken counsel and to show off his
wisdom before the lama and the admiring Kamboh. But at Somna Road the Fates sent him a matter to think
upon. There tumbled into the compartment, as the train was moving off, a mean, lean little person a
Mahratta, so far as Kim could judge by the cock of the tight turban. His face was cut, his muslin
uppergarment was badly torn, and one leg was bandaged. He told them that a countrycart had upset and
nearlv slain him: he was going to Delhi, where his son lived. Kim watched him closely. If, as he asserted, he
had been rolled over and over on the earth, there should have been signs of gravelrash on the skin. But all
his injuries seemed clean cuts, and a mere fall from a cart could not cast a man into such extremity of terror.
As, with shaking fingers, he knotted up the torn cloth about his neck he laid bare an amulet of the kind called
a keeperup of the heart. Now, amulets are common enough, but they are not generally strung on
squareplaited copper wire, and still fewer amulets bear black enamel on silver. There were none except the
Kamboh and the lama in the compartment, which, luckily, was of an old type with solid ends. Kim made as to
scratch in his bosom, and thereby lifted his own amulet. The Mahratta's face changed altogether at the sight,
and he disposed the amulet fairly on his breast.
'Yes,' he went on to the Kamboh, 'I was in haste, and the cart, driven by a bastard, bound its wheel in a
watercut, and besides the harm done to me there was lost a full dish of tarkeean. I was not a Son of the
Charm [a lucky man] that day.'
'That was a great loss,' said the Kamboh, withdrawing interest. His experience of Benares had made him
suspicious.
'Who cooked it?' said Kim.
'A woman.' The Mahratta raised his eyes.
'But all women can cook tarkeean,' said the Kamboh. 'It is a good curry, as I know.'
'Oh yes, it is a good curry,' said the Mahratta.
'And cheap,' said Kim. 'But what about caste?'
'Oh, there is no caste where men go to look for tarkeean,' the Mahratta replied, in the prescribed cadence.
'Of whose service art thou?'
'Of the service of this Holy One.' Kim pointed to the happy, drowsy lama, who woke with a jerk at the
wellloved word.
'Ah, he was sent from Heaven to aid me. He is called the Friend of all the World. He is also called the Friend
of the Stars. He walks as a physician his time being ripe. Great is his wisdom.'
'And a Son of the Charm,' said Kim under his breath, as the Kamboh made haste to prepare a pipe lest the
Mahratta should beg.
'And who is that?' the Mahratta asked, glancing sideways nervously.
'One whose child I we have cured, who lies under great debt to us. Sit by the window, man from Jullundur.
Here is a sick one.'
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'Humph! I have no desire to mix with chancemet wastrels. My ears are not long. I am not a woman wishing
to overhear secrets.' The Jat slid himself heavily into a far corner.
'Art thou anything of a healer? I am ten leagues deep in calamity,' cried the Mahratta, picking up the cue.
'This man is cut and bruised all over. I go about to cure him,' Kim retorted. 'None interfered between thy babe
and me.'
'I am rebuked,' said the Kamboh meekly. 'I am thy debtor for the life of my son. Thou art a miracleworker
I know it.'
'Show me the cuts.' Kim bent over the Mahratta's neck, his heart nearly choking him; for this was the Great
Game with a vengeance. 'Now, tell thy tale swiftly, brother, while I say a charm.'
'I come from the South, where my work lay. One of us they slew by the roadside. Hast thou heard?' Kim
shook his head. He, of course, knew nothing of E's predecessor, slain down South in the habit of an Arab
trader. 'Having found a certain letter which I was sent to seek, I came away. I escaped from the city and ran to
Mhow. So sure was I that none knew, I did not change my face. At Mhow a woman brought charge against
me of theft of jewellery in that city which I had left. Then I saw the cry was out against me. I ran from Mhow
by night, bribing the police, who had been bribed to hand me over without question to my enemies in the
South. Then I lay in old Chitor city a week, a penitent in a temple, but I could not get rid of the letter which
was my charge. I buried it under the Queen's Stone, at Chitor, in the place known to us all.'
Kim did not know, but not for worlds would he have broken the thread.
'At Chitor, look you, I was all in Kings' country; for Kotah to the east is beyond the Queen's law, and east
again lie Jaipur and Gwalior. Neither love spies, and there is no justice. I was hunted like a wet jackal; but I
broke through at Bandakui, where I heard there was a charge against me of murder in the city I had left of
the murder of a boy. They have both the corpse and the witnesses waiting.'
'But cannot the Government protect?'
'We of the Game are beyond protection. If we die, we die. Our names are blotted from the book. That is all.
At Bandakui, where lives one of Us, I thought to slip the scent by changing my face, and so made me a
Mahratta. Then I came to Agra, and would have turned back to Chitor to recover the letter. So sure I was I
had slipped them. Therefore I did not send a tar [telegram] to any one saying where the letter lay. I wished the
credit of it all.'
Kim nodded. He understood that feeling well.
'But at Agra, walking in the streets, a man cried a debt against me, and approaching with many witnesses,
would hale me to the courts then and there. Oh, they are clever in the South! He recognized me as his agent
for cotton. May he burn in Hell for it!'
'And wast thou?'
'O fool! I was the man they sought for the matter of the letter! I ran into the Fleshers' Ward and came out by
the House of the Jew, who feared a riot and pushed me forth. I came afoot to Somna Road I had only
money for my tikkut to Delhi and there, while I lay in a ditch with a fever, one sprang out of the bushes and
beat me and cut me and searched me from head to foot. Within earshot of the te rain it was!'
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'Why did he not slay thee out of hand?'
'They are not so foolish. If I am taken in Delhi at the instance of lawyers, upon a proven charge of murder,
my body is handed over to the State that desires it. I go back guarded, and then I die slowly for an example
to the rest of Us. The South is not my country. I run in circles like a goat with one eye. I have not eaten for
two days. I am marked' he touched the filthy bandage on his leg 'so that they will know me at Delhi.'
'Thou art safe in the terain, at least.'
'Live a year at the Great Game and tell me that again! The wires will be out against me at Delhi, describing
every tear and rag upon me. Twenty a hundred, if need be will have seen me slay that boy. And thou art
useless!'
Kim knew enough of native methods of attack not to doubt that the case would be deadly complete even to
the corpse. The Mahratta twitched his fingers with pain from time to time. The Kamboh in his corner glared
sullenly; the lama was busy over his beads; and Kim, fumbling doctorfashion at the man's neck, thought out
his plan between invocations.
'Hast thou a charm to change my shape? Else I am dead. Five ten minutes alone, if I had not been so
pressed, and I might '
'Is he cured yet, miracleworker?' said the Kamboh jealously. 'Thou hast chanted long enough.'
'Nay. There is no cure for his hurts, as I see, except he sit for three days in the habit of a bairagi.' This is a
common penance, often imposed on a fat trader by his spiritual teacher.
'One priest always goes about to make another priest,' was the retort. Like most grossly superstitious folk, the
Kamboh could not keep his tongue from deriding his Church.
'Will thy son be a priest, then? It is time he took more of my quinine.'
'We Jats are all buffaloes,' said the Kamboh, softening anew.
Kim rubbed a fingertip of bitterness on the child's trusting little lips. 'I have asked for nothing,' he said
sternly to the father, 'except food. Dost thou grudge me that? I go to heal another man. Have I thy leave
Prince?'
Up flew the man's huge paws in supplication. 'Nay nay. Do not mock me thus.'
'It pleases me to cure this sick one. Thou shalt acquire merit by aiding. What colour ash is there in thy
pipebowl? White. That is auspicious. Was there raw turmeric among thy foodstuffs?'
'I I '
'Open thy bundle!'
It was the usual collection of small oddments: bits of cloth, quack medicines, cheap fairings, a clothful of atta
greyish, rough ground native flour twists of downcountry tobacco, tawdry pipe stems, and a packet of
currystuff, all wrapped in. a quilt. Kim turned it over with the air of a wise warlock, muttering a
Mohammedan invocation.
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'This is wisdom I learned from the Sahibs,' he whispered to the lama; and here, when one thinks of his
training at Lurgan's, he spoke no more than the truth. 'There is a great evil in this man's fortune, as shown by
the Stars, which which troubles him. Shall I take it away?'
'Friend of the Stars, thou hast done well in all things. Let it be at thy pleasure. Is it another healing?'
'Quick! Be quick!' gasped the Mahratta. 'The train may stop.'
'A healing against the shadow of death,' said Kim, mixing the Kamboh's flour with the mingled charcoal and
tobacco ash in the red earth bowl of the pipe. E, without a word, slipped off his turban and shook down his
long black hair.
'That is my food priest,' the jat growled.
'A buffalo in the temple! Hast thou dared to look even thus far?' said Kim. 'I must do mysteries before fools;
but have a care for thine eyes. Is there a film before them already? I save the babe, and for return thou oh,
shameless!' The man flinched at the direct gaze, for Kim was wholly in earnest.
'Shall I curse thee, or shall I ' He picked up the outer cloth of the bundle and threw it over the bowed head.
'Dare so much as to think a wish to see, and and even I cannot save thee. Sit!
Be dumb!'
'I am blind dumb. Forbear to curse! Co come, child; we will play a game of hiding. Do not, for my sake,
look from under the cloth.'
'I see hope,' said E23. 'What is thy scheme?'
'This comes next,' said Kim, plucking the thin bodyshirt. E23 hesitated, with all a NorthWest man's dislike
of baring his body.
'What is caste to a cut throat?' said Kim, rending it to the waist. 'We must make thee a yellow Saddhu all
over. Strip strip swiftly, and shake thy hair over thine eyes while I scatter the ash. Now, a castemark on
thy forehead.' He drew from his bosom the little Survey paintbox and a cake of crimson lake.
'Art thou only a beginner?' said E23, labouring literally for the dear life, as he slid out of his bodywrappings
and stood clear in the loincloth while Kim splashed in a noble castemark on the ash smeared brow.
'But two days entered to the Game, brother,' Kim replied. 'Smear more ash on the bosom.'
'Hast thou met a physician of sick pearls?' He switched out his long, tightrolled turbancloth and, with
swiftest hands, rolled it over and under about his loins into the intricate devices of a Saddhu's cincture.
'Hah! Dost thou know his touch, then? He was my teacher for a while. We must bar thy legs. Ash cures
wounds. Smear it again.'
'I was his pride once, but thou art almost better. The Gods are kind to us! Give me that.'
It was a tin box of opium pills among the rubbish of the Jat's bundle. E23 gulped down a half handful. 'They
are good against hunger, fear, and chill. And they make the eyes red too,' he explained. 'Now I shall have
heart to play the Game. We lack only a Saddhu's tongs. What of the old clothes?'
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Kim rolled them small, and stuffed them into the slack folds of his tunic. With a yellowochre paint cake he
smeared the legs and the breast, great streaks against the background of flour, ash, and turmeric.
'The blood on them is enough to hang thee, brother.'
'Maybe; but no need to throw them out of the window ... It is finished.' His voice thrilled with a boy's pure
delight in the Game. 'Turn and look, O jat!'
'The Gods protect us,' said the hooded Kamboh, emerging like a buffalo from the reeds. 'But whither went
the Mahratta? What hast thou done?'
Kim had been trained by Lurgan Sahib; E23, by virtue of his business, was no bad actor. In place of the
tremulous, shrinking trader there lolled against the corner an all but naked, ash smeared, ochrebarred,
dustyhaired Saddhu, his swollen eyes opium takes quick effect on an empty stomach luminous with
insolence and bestial lust, his legs crossed under him, Kim's brown rosary round his neck, and a scant yard of
worn, flowered chintz on his shoulders. The child buried his face in his amazed father's arms.
'Look up, Princeling! We travel with warlocks, but they will not hurt thee. Oh, do not cry ... What is the sense
of curing a child one day and killing him with fright the next?'
'The child will be fortunate all his life. He has seen a great healing. When I was a child I made clay men and
horses.'
'I have made them too. Sir Banas, he comes in the night and makes them all alive at the back of our
kitchenmidden,' piped the child.
'And so thou art not frightened at anything. Eh, Prince?'
'I was frightened because my father was frightened. I felt his arms shake.'
'Oh, chickenman!' said Kim, and even the abashed Jat laughed. 'I have done a healing on this poor trader. He
must forsake his gains and his accountbooks, and sit by the wayside three nights to overcome the malignity
of his enemies. The Stars are against him.'
'The fewer moneylenders the better, say I; but, Saddhu or no Saddhu, he should pay for my stuff on his
shoulders.'
'So? But that is thy child on thy shoulder given over to the burningghat not two days ago. There remains
one thing more. I did this charm in thy presence because need was great.I changed his shape and his soul.
None the less, if, by any chance, O man from Jullundur, thou rememberest what thou hast seen, either among
the elders sitting under the village tree, or in thine own house, or in company of thy priest when he blesses
thy cattle, a murrain will come among the buffaloes, and a fire in thy thatch, and rats in the cornbins, and
the curse of our Gods upon thy fields that they may be barren before thy feet and after thy ploughshare.' This
was part of an old curse picked up from a fakir by the Taksali Gate in the days of Kim's innocence. It lost
nothing by repetition.
'Cease, Holy One! In mercy, cease!' cried the Jat. 'Do not curse the household. I saw nothing! I heard nothing!
I am thy cow!' and he made to grab at Kim's bare foot beating rhythmically on the carriage floor. 'But since
thou hast been permitted to aid me in the matter of a pinch of flour and a little opium and such trifles as I
have honoured by using in my art, so will the Gods return a blessing,' and he gave it at length, to the man's
immense relief. It was one that he had learned from Lurgan Sahib.
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The lama stared through his spectacles as he had not stared at the business of disguisement. 'Friend of the
Stars,' he said at last, 'thou hast acquired great wisdom. Beware that it do not give birth to pride. No man
having the Law before his eyes speaks hastily of any matter which he has seen or encountered.'
'No no no, indeed,' cried the farmer, fearful lest the master should be minded to improve on the pupil.
E23, with relaxed mouth, gave himself up to the opium that is meat, tobacco, and medicine to the spent
Asiatic.
So, in a silence of awe and great miscomprehension, they slid into Delhi about lamplighting time.
Chapter 12
Who hath desired the Sea the sight of saltwater unbounded?
The heave and the halt and the hurl and the crash of the comber
windhounded?
The sleekbarrelled swell before storm grey, foamless, enormous,
and growing?
Stark calm on the lap of the Line or the crazyeyed hurricane
blowing?
His Sea in no showing the same his Sea and the same 'neath all
showing
His Sea that his being fulfils?
So and no otherwise so and no otherwise hillmen desire their
Hills!
The Sea and the Hills.
'I have found my heart again,' said E23, under cover of the platform's tumult. 'Hunger and fear make men
dazed, or I might have thought of this escape before. I was right. They come to hunt for me. Thou hast saved
my head.'
A group of yellowtrousered Punjab policemen, headed by a hot and perspiring young Englishman, parted
the crowd about the carriages. Behind them, inconspicuous as a cat, ambled a small fat person who looked
like a lawyer's tout.
'See the young Sahib reading from a paper. My description is in his hand,' said E23. 'Thev go carriage by
carriage, like fisherfolk netting a pool.'
When the procession reached their compartment, E23 was counting his beads with a steady jerk of the wrist;
while Kim jeered at him for being so drugged as to have lost the ringed firetongs which are the Saddhu's
distinguishing mark. The lama, deep in meditation, stared straight before him; and the farmer, glancing
furtively, gathered up his belongings.
'Nothing here but a parcel of holybolies,' said the Englishman aloud, and passed on amid a ripple of
uneasiness; for native police mean extortion to the native all India over.
'The trouble now, ' whispered E23, 'lies in sending a wire as to the place where I hid that letter I was sent to
find. I cannot go to the taroffice in this guise.'
'Is it not enough I have saved thy neck?'
'Not if the work be left unfinished. Did never the healer of sick pearls tell thee so? Comes another Sahib! Ah!'
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This was a tallish, sallowish District Superintendent of Police belt, helmet, polished spurs and all strutting
and twirling his dark moustache.
'What fools are these Police Sahibs!' said Kim genially.
E23 glanced up under his eyelids. 'It is well said,' he muttered in a changed voice. 'I go to drink water. Keep
my place.'
He blundered out almost into the Englishman's arms, and was bad worded in clumsy Urdu.
'Tum mut? You drunk? You mustn't bang about as though Delhi station belonged to you, my friend.'
E23, not moving a muscle of his countenance, answered with a stream of the filthiest abuse, at which Kim
naturally rejoiced. It reminded him of the drummerboys and the barrack sweepers at Umballa in the
terrible time of his first schooling.
'My good fool,' the Englishman drawled. 'Nicklejao! Go back to your carriage.'
Step by step, withdrawing deferentially and dropping his voice, the yellow Saddhu clomb back to the
carriage, cursing the D.S.P. to remotest posterity, by here Kim almost jumped by the curse of the Queen's
Stone, by the writing under the Queen's Stone, and by an assortment of Gods "with wholly, new names.
'I don't know what you're saving,' the Englishman flushed angrily 'but it's some piece of blasted
impertinence. Come out of that!'
E23, affecting to misunderstand, gravely produced his ticket, which the Englishman wrenched angrily from
his hand.
'Oh, zoolum! What oppression!' growled the Jat from his corner. 'All for the sake of a jest too.' He had been
grinning at the freedom of the Saddhu's tongue. 'Thy charms do not work well today, Holy One!'
The Saddhu followed the policeman, fawning and supplicating. The ruck of passengers, busy, with their
babies andtheir bundles, had not noticed the affair. Kim slipped outbehind him; for it flashed through his
head that he had heardthis angry, stupid Sahib discoursing loud personalities to an oldlady near Umballa three
years ago.
'It is well', the Saddhu whispered, jammed in the calling, shouting, bewildered press a Persian greyhound
between his feet and a cageful of yelling hawks under charge of a Rajput falconer in the small of his back.
'He has gone now to send word of the letter which I hid. Thev told me he was in Peshawur. I might have
known that he is like the crocodile always at the other ford. He has saved me from present calamity, but I
owe my life to thee.'
'Is he also one of Us?' Kim ducked under a Mewar cameldriver's greasy armpit and cannoned off a covey of
jabbering Sikh matrons.
'Not less than the greatest. We are both fortunate! I will make report to him of what thou hast done. I am safe
under his protection.'
He bored through the edge of the crowd besieging the carriages, and squatted by the bench near the
telegraphoffice.
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'Return, or they take thy place! Have no fear for the work, brother or my life. Thou hast given me
breathingspace, and Strickland Sahib has pulled me to land. We may work together at the Game yet.
Farewell!'
Kim hurried to his carriage: elated, bewildered, but a little nettled in that he had no key to the secrets about
him.
'I am only a beginner at the Game, that is sure. I could not have leaped into safety as did the Saddhu. He
knew it was darkest under the lamp. I could not have thought to tell news under pretence of cursing ... and
how clever was the Sahib! No matter, I savcd the life of one ... Where is the Kamboh gone, Holy One?' he
whispered, as he took his seat in the now crowded compartment.
'A fear gripped him,' the lama replied, with a touch of tender malice. 'He saw thee change the Mahratta to a
Saddhu in the twinkling of an eye, as a protection against evil. That shook him. Then he saw the Saddhu fall
sheer into the hands of the polis all the effect of thy art. Then he gathered up his son and fled; for he said
that thou didst change a quiet trader into an impudent bandier of words with the Sahibs, and he feared a like
fate. Where is the Saddhu?'
'With the polis,' said Kim . . . 'Yet I saved the Kamboh's child.'
The lama snuffed blandly.
'Ah, chela, see how thou art overtaken! Thou didst cure the Kamboh's child solely to acquire merit. But thou
didst put a spell on the Mahratta with prideful workings I watched thee and with sidelong glances to
bewilder an old old man and a foolish farmer: whence calamity and suspicion.'
Kim controlled himself with an effort beyond his years. Not more than any other youngster did he like to eat
dirt or to be misjudged, but he saw himself in a cleft stick. The train rolled out of Delhi into the night.
'It is true,' he murmured. 'Where I have offended thee I have done wrong.'
'It is more, chela. Thou hast loosed an Act upon the world, and as a stone thrown into a pool so spread the
consequences thou canst not tell how far.'
This ignorance was well both for Kim's vanity and for the lama's peace of mind, when we think that there was
then being handed in at Simla a codewire reporting the arrival of E23 at Delhi, and, more important, the
whereabouts of a letter he had been commissioned to abstract. Incidentally, an overzealous policeman had
arrested, on charge of murder done in a far southern State, a horribly indignant Ajmir cottonbroker, who
was explaining himself to a Mr Strickland on Delhi platform, while E23 was paddling through byways into
the locked heart of Delhi city. In two hours several telegrams had reached the angry minister of a southern
State reporting that all trace of a somewhat bruised Mahratta had been lost; and by the time the leisurely train
halted at Saharunpore the last ripple of the store Kim had helped to heave was lapping against the steps of a
mosque in faraway Roum where it disturbed a pious man at prayers.
The lama made his in ample form near the dewy bougainvilleatrellis near the platform, cheered by the clear
sunshine and the presence of his disciple. 'We will put these things behind us,' he said, indicating the brazen
engine and the gleaming track. 'The jolting of the terain though a wonderful thing has turned my bones
to water. We will use clean air henceforward.'
'Let us go to the Kulu woman's house' said Kim, and stepped forth cheerily under the bundles. Early morning
Saharunporeway is clean and well scented. He thought of the other mornings at St Xavier's, and it topped
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his already thriceheaped contentment.
'Where is this new haste born from? Wise men do not run about like chickens in the sun. We have come
hundreds upon hundreds of koss already, and, till now, I have scarcely been alone with thee an instant. How
canst thou receive instruction all jostled of crowds? How can I, whelmed by a flux of talk, meditate upon the
Way?'
'Her tongue grows no shorter with the years, then?' the disciple smiled.
'Nor her desire for charms. I remember once when I spoke of the Wheel of Life' the lama fumbled in his
bosom for his latest copy 'she was only curious about the devils that besiege children. She shall acquire
merit by entertaining us in a little while at an afteroccasion softly, softly. Now we will wander
loosefoot, waiting upon the Chain of Things. The Search is sure.'
So they travelled very easily across and among the broad bloomful fruitgardens by way of Aminabad,
Sahaigunge, Akrola of the Ford, and little Phulesa the line of the Siwaliks always to the north, and behind
them again the snows. After long, sweet sleep under the dry stars came the lordly, leisurely passage through a
waking village beggingbowl held forth in silence, but eyes roving in defiance of the Law from sky's edge
to sky's edge. Then would Kim return softfooted through the soft dust to his master under the shadow of a
mangotree or the thinner shade of a white Doon siris, to eat and drink at ease. At midday, after talk and a
little wayfaring, they slept; meeting the world refreshed when the air was cooler. Night found them
adventuring into new territory some chosen village spied three hours before across the fat land, and much
discussed upon the road.
There they told their tale a new one each evening so far as Kim was concerned and there were they made
welcome, either by priest or headman, after the custom of the kindly East.
When the shadows shortened and the lama leaned more heavily upon Kim, there was always the Wheel of
Life to draw forth, to hold flat under wiped stones, and with a long straw to expound cycle by cycle. Here sat
the Gods on high and they were dreams of dreams. Here was our Heaven and the world of the demiGods
horsemen fighting among the hills. Here were the agonies done upon the beasts, souls ascending or
descending the ladder and therefore not to be interfered with. Here were the Hells, hot and cold, and the
abodes of tormented ghosts. Let the chela study the troubles that come from overeating bloated stomach
and burning bowels. Obediently, then, with bowed head and brown finger alert to follow the pointer, did the
chela study; but when they came to the Human World, busy and profitless, that is just above the Hells, his
mind was distracted; for by the roadside trundled the very Wheel itself, eating, drinking, trading, marrying,
and quarrelling all warmly alive. Often the lama made the living pictures the matter of his text, bidding
Kim too ready note how the flesh takes a thousand shapes, desirable or detestable as men reckon, but in
truth of no account either way; and how the stupid spirit, bondslave to the Hog, the Dove, and the Serpent
lusting after betelnut, a new yoke of oxen, women, or the favour of kings is bound to follow the body
through all the Heavens and all the Hells, and strictly round again. Sometimes a woman or a poor man,
watching the ritual it was nothing less when the great yellow chart was unfolded, would throw a few
flowers or a handful of cowries upon its edge. It sufficed these humble ones that they had met a Holy One
who might be moved to remember them in his prayers.
'Cure them if they are sick,' said the lama, when Kim's sporting instincts woke. 'Cure them if they have fever,
but by no means work charms. Remember what befell the Mahratta.'
'Then all Doing is evil?' Kim replied, lying out under a big tree at the fork of the Doon road, watching the
little ants run over his hand.
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'To abstain from action is well except to acquire merit.'
'At the Gates of Learning we were taught that to abstain from action was unbefitting a Sahib. And I am a
Sahib.'
'Friend of all the World,' the lama looked directly at Kim 'I am an old man pleased with shows as are
children. To those who follow the Way there is neither black nor white, Hind nor Bhotiyal. We be all souls
seeking escape. No matter what thy wisdom learned among Sahibs, when we come to my River thou wilt be
freed from all illusion at my side. Hai! My bones ache for that River, as they ached in the terain; but my
spirit sits above my bones, waiting. The Search is sure!'
'I am answered. Is it permitted to ask a question?'
The lama inclined his stately head.
'I ate thy bread for three years as thou knowest. Holy One, whence came ?'
'There is much wealth, as men count it, in Bhotiyal,' the lama returned with composure. 'In my own place I
have the illusion of honour. I ask for that I need. I am not concerned with the account. That is for my
monastery. Ai! The black high seats in the monastery, and novices all in order!'
And he told stories, tracing with a finger in the dust, of the immense and sumptuous ritual of
avalancheguarded cathedrals; of processions and devildances; of the changing of monks and nuns into
swine; of holy cities fifteen thousand feet in the air; of intrigue between monastery and monastery; of voices
among the hills, and of that mysterious mirage that dances on dry snow. He spoke even of Lhassa and of the
Dalai Lama, whom he had seen and adored.
Each long, perfect day rose behind Kim for a barrier to cut him off from his race and his mothertongue. He
slipped back to thinking and dreaming in the vernacular, and mechanically followed the lama's ceremonial
observances at eating, drinking, and the like. The old man's mind turned more and more to his monastery as
his eyes turned to the steadfast snows. His River troubled him nothing. Now and again, indeed, he would
gaze long and long at a tuft or a twig, expecting, he said, the earth to cleave and deliver its blessing; but he
was content to be with his disciple, at ease in the temperate wind that comes down from the Doon. This was
not Ceylon, nor Buddh Gaya, nor Bombay, nor some grasstangled ruins that he seemed to have stumbled
upon two years ago. He spoke of those places as a scholar removed from vanity, as a Seeker walking in
humility, as an old man, wise and temperate, illumining knowledge with brilliant insight. Bit by bit,
disconnectedly, each tale called up by some wayside thing, he spoke of all his wanderings up and down Hind;
till Kim, who had loved him without reason, now loved him for fifty good reasons. So they enjoyed
themselves in high felicity, abstaining, as the Rule demands, from evil words, covetous desires; not over
eating, not lying on high beds, nor wearing rich clothes. Their stomachs told them the time, and the people
brought them their food, as the saying is. They were lords of the villages of Aminabad, Sahaigunge, Akrola
of the Ford, and little Phulesa, where Kim gave the soulless woman a blessing.
But news travels fast in India, and too soon shuffled across the cropland, bearing a basket of fruits with a
box of Kabul grapes and gilt oranges, a whitewhiskered servitor a lean, dry Oorya begging them to
bring the honour of their presence to his mistress, distressed in her mind that the lama had neglected her so
long.
'Now do I remember' the lama spoke as though it were a wholly new proposition. 'She is virtuous, but an
inordinate talker.'
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Kim was sitting on the edge of a cow's manger, telling stories to a village smith's children.
'She will only ask for another son for her daughter. I have not forgotten her,' he said. 'Let her acquire merit.
Send word that we will come.'
They covered eleven miles through the fields in two days, and were overwhelmed with attentions at the end;
for the old lady held a fine tradition of hospitality, to which she forced her soninlaw, who was under the
thumb of his womenfolk and bought peace by borrowing of the moneylender. Age had not weakened her
tongue or her memory, and from a discreetly barred upper window, in the hearing of not less than a dozen
servants, she paid Kim compliments that would have flung European audiences into unclean dismay.
'But thou art still the shameless beggarbrat of the parao,' she shrilled. 'I have not forgotten thee. Wash ye
and eat. The father of my daughter's son is gone away awhile. So we poor women are dumb and useless.'
For proof, she harangued the entire household unsparingly till food and drink were brought; and in the
evening the smokescented evening, copperdun and turquoise across the fields it pleased her to order
her palanquin to be set down in the untidy forecourt by smoky torchlight; and there, behind not too closely
drawn curtains, she gossiped.
'Had the Holy One come alone, I should have received him otherwise; but with this rogue, who can be too
careful?'
'Maharanee,' said Kim, choosing as always the amplest title, 'is it my fault that none other than a Sahib a
polisSahib called the Maharanee whose face he ' 'Chutt! That was on the pilgrimage. When we travel
thou knowest the proverb.'
'Called the Maharanee a Breaker of Hearts and a Dispenser of Delights?'
'To remember that! It was true. So he did. That was in the time of the bloom of my beauty.' She chuckled like
a contented parrot above the sugar lump. 'Now tell me of thy goings and comings as much as may be
without shame. How many maids, and whose wives, hang upon thine eyelashes? Ye hail from Benares? I
would have gone there again this year, but my daughter we have only two sons. Phaii! Such is the effect of
these low plains. Now in Kulu men are elephants. But I would ask thy Holy One stand aside, rogue a
charm against most lamentable windy colics that in mangotime overtake my daughter's eldest. Two years
back he gave me a powerful spell.'
'Oh, Holy One!' said Kim, bubbling with mirth at the lama's rueful face.
'It is true. I gave her one against wind.'
'Teeth teeth teeth, ' snapped the old woman.
"'Cure them if they are sick,"' Kim quoted relishingly, "'but by no means work charms. Remember what
befell the Mahratta."'
'That was two Rains ago; she wearied me with her continual importunity.' The lama groaned as the Unjust
judge had groaned before him. 'Thus it comes take note, my chela that even those who would follow the
Way are thrust aside by idle women. Three days through, when the child was sick, she talked to me.'
'Arre! 1 6and to whom else should I talk? The boy's mother knew nothing, and the father in the nights of
the cold weather it was "Pray to the Gods," said he, forsooth, and turning over, snored!'
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'I gave her the charm. What is an old man to do?'
"'To abstain from action is well except to acquire merit."'
'Ah chela, if thou desertest me, I am all alone.'
'He found his milkteeth easily at any rate,' said the old lady. 'But all priests are alike.'
Kim coughed severely. Being young, he did not approve of her flippancy. 'To importune the wise out of
season is to invite calamitv.'
'There is a talking mynah' the thrust came back with the well remembered snap of the jewelled forefinger
'over the stables which has picked up the very tone of the family priest. Maybe I forget honour to my
guests, but if ye had seen him double his fists into his belly, which was like a halfgrown gourd, and cry:
"Here is the pain!" ye would forgive. I am half minded to take the hakim's medicine. He sells it cheap, and
certainly it makes him fat as Shiv's own bull. He does not deny remedies, but I doubted for the child because
of the inauspicious colour of the bottles.'
The lama, under cover of the monologue, had faded out into the darkness towards the room prepared.
'Thou hast angered him, belike,' said Kim.
'Not he. He is wearied, and I forgot, being a grandmother. (None but a grandmother should ever oversee a
child. Mothers are only fit for bearing.) Tomorrow, when he sees how my daughter's son is grown, he will
write the charm. Then, too, he can judge of the new hakim's drugs.'
'Who is the hakim, Maharanee?'
'A wanderer, as thou art, but a most sober Bengali from Dacca a master of medicine. He relieved me of an
oppression after meat by means of a small pill that wrought like a devil unchained. He travels about now,
vending preparations of great value. He has even papers, printed in Angrezi, telling what things he has done
for weakbacked men and slack women. He has been here four days; but hearing ye were coming (hakims
and priests are snake and tiger the world over) he has, as I take it, gone to cover.'
While she drew breath after this volley, the ancient servant, sitting unrebuked on the edge of the torchlight,
muttered: 'This house is a cattlepound, as it were, for all charlatans and priests. Let the boy stop eating
mangoes ... but who can argue with a grandmother?' He raised his voice respectfully: 'Sahiba, the hakim
sleeps after his meat. He is in the quarters behind the dovecote'
Kim bristled like an expectant terrier. To outface and down talk a Calcuttataught Bengali, a voluble Dacca
drugvendor, would be a good game. It was not seemly that the lama, and incidentally himself, should be
thrown aside for such an one. He knew those curious bastard English advertisements at the backs of native
newspapers. St Xavier's boys sometimes brought them in by stealth to snigger over among their mates; for the
language of the grateful patient recounting his symptoms is most simple and revealing. The Oorya, not
unanxious to play off one parasite against the other, slunk away towards the dovecote
'Yes,' said Kim, with measured scorn. 'Their stockintrade is a little coloured water and a very great
shamelessness. Their prey are brokendown kings and overfed Bengalis. Their profit is in children who are
not born.' The old lady chuckled. 'Do not be envious. Charms are better, eh? I never gainsaid it. See that thy
Holy One writes me a good amulet by the morning.'
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'None but the ignorant deny' a thick, heavy voice boomed through the darkness, as a figure came to rest
squatting 'None but the ignorant deny the value of charms. None but the ignorant deny the value of
medicines.'
'A rat found a piece of turmeric. Said he: "I will open a grocer's shop,"' Kim retorted.
Battle was fairly joined now, and they heard the old lady stiffen to attention.
'The priest's son knows the names of his nurse and three Gods. Says he: "Hear me, or I will curse you by the
three million Great Ones."' Decidedly this invisible had an arrow or two in his quiver. He went on: 'I am but a
teacher of the alphabet. I have learned all the wisdom of the Sahibs.'
'The Sahibs never grow old. They dance and they play like children when they are grandfathers. A
strongbacked breed,' piped the voice inside the palanquin.
'I have, too, our drugs which loosen humours of the head in hot and angry men. Sina well compounded when
the moon stands in the proper House; yellow earths I have arplan from China that makes a man renew his
youth and astonish his household; saffron from Kashmir, and the best salep of Kabul. Many people have died
before '
'That I surely believe,' said Kim.
'They knew the value of my drugs. I do not give my sick the mere ink in which a charm is written, but hot and
rending drugs which descend and wrestle with the evil.'
'Very mightily they do so,' sighed the old lady.
The voice launched into an immense tale of misfortune and bankruptcy, studded with plentiful petitions to the
Government. 'But for my fate, which overrules all, I had been now in Government employ. I bear a degree
from the great school at Calcutta whither, maybe, the son of this House shall go.'
'He shall indeed. If our neighbour's brat can in a few years be made an F A' (First Arts she used the English
word, of which she had heard so often), 'how much more shall children clever as some that I know bear away
prizes at rich Calcutta.'
'Never,' said the voice, 'have I seen such a child! Born in an auspicious hour, and but for that colic which,
alas! turning into black cholers, may carry him off like a pigeon destined to many years, he is enviable.'
'Hai mai!' said the old lady. 'To praise children is inauspicious, or I could listen to this talk. But the back of
the house is unguarded, and even in this soft air men think themselves to be men, and women we know ...
The child's father is away too, and I must be chowkedar [watchman] in my old age. Up! Up! Take up the
palanquin. Let the hakim and the young priest settle between them whether charms or medicine most avail.
Ho! worthless people, fetch tobacco for the guests, and round the homestead go I!'
The palanquin reeled off, followed by straggling torches and a horde of dogs. Twenty villages knew the
Sahiba her failings, her tongue, and her large charity. Twenty villages cheated her after immemorial
custom, but no man would have stolen or robbed within her jurisdiction for any gift under heaven. None the
less, she made great parade of her formal inspections, the riot of which could be heard halfway to
Mussoorie.
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Kim relaxed, as one augur must when he meets another. The hakim, still squatting, slid over his hookah with
a friendly foot, and Kim pulled at the good weed. The hangerson expected grave professional debate, and
perhaps a little free doctoring.
'To discuss medicine before the ignorant is of one piece with teaching the peacock to sing,' said the hakim.
'True courtesy,' Kim echoed, 'is very often inattention.'
These, be it understood, were companymanners, designed to impress.
'Hi! I have an ulcer on my leg,' cried a scullion. 'Look at it!'
'Get hence! Remove!' said the hakim. 'Is it the habit of the place to pester honoured guests? Ye crowd in like
buffaloes.'
'If the Sahiba knew ' Kim began.
'Ai! Ai! Come away. They are meat for our mistress. When her young Shaitan's colics are cured perhaps we
poor people may be suffered to '
'The mistress fed thy wife when thou wast in jail for breaking the moneylender's head. Who speaks against
her?' The old servitor curled his white moustaches savagely in the young moonlight. 'I am responsible for the
honour of this house. Go!' and he drove the underlings before him.
Said the hakim, hardly more than shaping the words with his lips: 'How do you do, Mister O'Hara? I am jolly
glad to see you again.'
Kim's hand clenched about the pipestem. Anywhere on the open road, perhaps, he would not have been
astonished; but here, in this quiet backwater of life, he was not prepared for Hurree Babu. It annoyed him,
too, that he had been hoodwinked.
'Ah ha! I told you at Lucknow resurgam I shall rise again and you shall not know me. How much did you
bet eh?'
He chewed leisurely upon a few cardamom seeds, but he breathed uneasily.
'But why come here, Babuji?'
'Ah! Thatt is the question, as Shakespeare hath it. I come to congratulate you on your extraordinary effeecient
performance at Delhi. Oah! I tell you we are all proud of you. It was verree neat and handy. Our mutual
friend, he is old friend of mine. He has been in some dam'tight places. Now he will be in some more. He
told me; I tell Mr Lurgan; and he is pleased you graduate so nicely. All the Department is pleased.'
For the first time in his life, Kim thrilled to the clean pride (it can be a deadly pitfall, none the less) of
Departmental praise ensnaring praise from an equal of work appreciated by fellow workers. Earth has
nothing on the same plane to compare with it. But, cried the Oriental in him, Babus do not travel far to retail
compliments.
'Tell thy tale, Babu,' he said authoritatively.
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'Oah, it is nothing. Onlee I was at Simla when the wire came in about what our mutual friend said he had
hidden, and old Creighton ' He looked to see how Kim would take this piece of audacity.
'The Colonel Sahib,' the boy from St Xavier's corrected. 'Of course. He found me at a loose string, and I had
to go down to Chitor to find that beastly letter. I do not like the South too much railway travel; but I drew
good travelling allowance. Ha! Ha! I meet our mutual at Delhi on the way back. He lies quiett just now, and
says Saddhudisguise suits him to the ground. Well, there I hear what you have done so well, so quickly,
upon the instantaneous spur of the moment. I tell our mutual you take the bally bun, by Jove! It was splendid.
I come to tell you so.'
'Umm!'
The frogs were busy in the ditches, and the moon slid to her setting. Some happy servant had gone out to
commune with the night and to beat upon a drum. Kim's next sentence was in the vernacular.
'How didst thou follow us?'
'Oah. Thatt was nothing. I know from our mutual friend you go to Saharunpore. So I come on. Red Lamas are
not inconspicuous persons. I buy myself my drugbox, and I am very good doctor really. I go to Akrola of
the Ford, and hear all about you, and I talk here and talk there. All the common people know what you do. I
knew when the hospitable old lady sent the dooli. They have great recollections of the old lama's visits here. I
know old ladies cannot keep their hands from medicines. So I am a doctor, and you hear my talk? I think it
is verree good. My word, Mister O'Hara, they know about you and the lama for fifty miles the common
people. So I come. Do you mind?'
'Babuji,' said Kim, looking up at the broad, grinning face, 'I am a Sahib.'
'My dear Mister O'Hara
'And I hope to play the Great Game.'
'You are subordinate to me departmentally at present.'
'Then why talk like an ape in a tree? Men do not come after one from Simla and change their dress, for the
sake of a few sweet words. I am not a child. Talk Hindi and let us get to the yolk of the egg. Thou art here
speaking not one word of truth in ten. Why art thou here? Give a straight answer.'
'That is so verree disconcerting of the Europeans, Mister O'Hara. you should know a heap better at your time
of life.'
'But I want to know,' said Kim, laughing. 'If it is the Game, I may help. How can I do anything if you bukh
[babble] all round the shop?'
Hurree Babu reached for the pipe, and sucked it till it guggled again.
'Now I will speak vernacular. You sit tight, Mister O'Hara . . . It concerns the pedigree of a white stallion.'
'Still? That was finished long ago.'
'When everyone is dead the Great Game is finished. Not before. Listen to me till the end. There were Five
Kings who prepared a sudden war three years ago, when thou wast given the stallion's pedigree by Mahbub
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Ali. Upon them, because of that news, and ere they were ready, fell our Army.'
'Ay eight thousand men with guns. I remember that night.'
'But the war was not pushed. That is the Government custom. The troops were recalled because the
Government believed the Five Kings were cowed; and it is not cheap to feed men among the high Passes.
HilaS and Bunar Rajahs with guns undertook for a price to guard the Passes against all coming from the
North. They protested both fear and friendship.' He broke off with a giggle into English: "Of course, I tell you
this unoffeecialiv to elucidate political situation, Mister O'Hara. Offeecially, I am debarred from criticizing
any action of superiors. Now I go on. This pleased the Government, anxious to avoid expense, and a bond
was made for so many rupees a month that Hilas and Bunar should guard the Passes as soon as the State's
troops were withdrawn. At that time it was after we two met I, who had been selling tea in Leh, became a
clerk of accounts in the Army. When the troops were withdrawn, I was left behind to pay the coolies who
made new roads in the Hills. This roadmaking was part of the bond between Bunar, Hilas, and the
Government.'
'So? And then?'
'I tell you, it was jollybeastly cold up there too, after summer,' said Hurree Babu confidentially. 'I was afraid
these Bunar men would cut my throat every night for thee paychest. My native sepoyguard, they laughed
at me! By Jove! I was such a fearful man. Nevar mind thatt. I go on colloquially ... I send word many times
that these two Kings were sold to the North; and Mahbub Ali, who was yet farther North, amply confirmed it.
Nothing was done. Only my feet were frozen, and a toe dropped off. I sent word that the roads for which I
was paying money to the diggers were being made for the feet of strangers and enemies.'
'For?'
'For the Russians. The thing was an open jest among the coolies. Then I was called down to tell what I knew
by speech of tongue. Mahbub came South too. See the end! Over the Passes this year after snowmelting'
he shivered afresh come two strangers under cover of shooting wild goats. They bear guns, but they bear
also chains and levels and compasses.'
'Oho! The thing gets clearer.'
'They are well received by Hilas and Bunar. They make great promises; they speak as the mouthpiece of a
Kaisar with gifts. Up the valleys, down the valleys go they, saying, "Here is a place to build a breastwork;
here can ye pitch a fort. Here can ye hold the road against an army" the very roads for which I paid out the
rupees monthly. The Government knows', but does nothing. The three other Kings, who were not paid for
guarding the Passes, tell them by runner of the bad faith of Bunar and Hilas. When all the evil is done, look
you when these two strangers with the levels and the compasses make the Five Kings to believe that a great
army will sweep the Passes tomorrow or the next day Hillpeople are all fools comes the order to me,
Hurree Babu, "Go North and see what those strangers do." I say to Creighton Sahib, "This is not a lawsuit,
that we go about to collect evidence."'Hurree returned to his English with a jerk: "'By Jove," I said, "why the
dooce do you not issue demioffeecial orders to some brave man to poison them, for an example? It is, if you
permit the observation, most reprehensible laxity on your part." And Colonel Creighton, he laughed at me! It
is all your beastly English pride. You think no one dare conspire! That is all tommyrott.'
Kim smoked slowly, revolving the business, so far as he understood it, in his quick mind.
'Then thou goest forth to follow the strangers?'
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'No. To meet them. They are coming in to Simla to send down their horns and heads to be dressed at Calcutta.
They are exclusively sporting gentlemen, and they are allowed special faceelities by the Government. Of
course, we always do that. It is our British pride.'
'Then what is to fear from them?'
'By Jove, they are not black people. I can do all sorts of things with black people, of course. They are
Russians, and highly unscrupulous people. I I do not want to consort with them without a witness.'
'Will they kill thee?'
'Oah, thatt is nothing. I am good enough Herbert Spencerian, I trust, to meet little thing like death, which is
all in my fate, you know. But but they may beat me.'
'Why?'
Hurree Babu snapped his fingers with irritation. 'Of course I shall affeeliate myself to their camp in
supernumerary capacity as perhaps interpreter, or person mentally impotent and hungree, or some such thing.
And then I must pick up what I can, I suppose. That is as easy for me as playing Mister Doctor to the old
lady. Onlee onlee you see, Mister O'Hara, I am unfortunately Asiatic, which is serious detriment in some
respects. And allso I am Bengali a fearful man.'
'God made the Hare and the Bengali. What shame?' said Kim, quoting the proverb.
'It was process of Evolution, I think, from Primal Necessity, but the fact remains in all the cui bono. I am, oh,
awfully fearful! I remember once they wanted to cut off my head on the road to Lhassa. (No, I have never
reached to Lhassa.) I sat down and cried, Mister O'Hara, anticipating Chinese tortures. I do not suppose these
two gentlemen will torture me, but I like to provide for possible contingency with European assistance in
emergency.' He coughed and spat out the cardamoms. 'It is purely unoffeecial indent, to which you can say
"No, Babu". If you have no pressing engagement with your old man perhaps you might divert him; perhaps
I can seduce his fancies I should like you to keep in Departmental touch with me till I find those sporting
coves. I have great opeenion of you since I met my friend at Delhi. And also I will embody your name in my
offeecial report when matter is finally adjudicated. It will be a great feather in your cap. That is why I come
really.
'Humph! The end of the tale, I think, is true; but what of the forepart?'
'About the Five Kings? Oah! there is ever so much truth in it. A lots more than you would suppose,' said
Hurree earnestly. 'You come eh? I go from here straight into the Doon. It is verree verdant and painted
meads. I shall go to Mussoorie to good old Munsoorie Pahar, as the gentlemen and ladies say. Then by
Rampur into Chini. That is the only way they can come. I do not like waiting in the cold, but we must wait
for them. I want to walk with them to Simla. You see, one Russian is a Frenchman, and I know my French
pretty well. I have friends in Chandernagore.'
'He would certainly rejoice to see the Hills again,' said Kim meditatively. 'All his speech these ten days past
has been of little else. If we go together '
'Oah! We can be quite strangers on the road, if your lama prefers. I shall just be four or five miles ahead.
There is no hurry for Hurree that is an Europe pun, ha! ha! and you come after. There is plenty of time;
they will plot and survey and map, of course. I shall go tomorrow, and you the next day, if you choose. Eh?
You go think on it till morning. By Jove, it is near morning now.' He yawned ponderously, and with never a
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civil word lumbered off to his sleepingplace. But Kim slept little, and his thoughts ran in Hindustani:
'Well is the Game called great! I was four days a scullion at Quetta, waiting on the wife of the man whose
book I stole. And that was part of the Great Game! From the South God knows how far came up the
Mahratta, playing the Great Game in fear of his life. Now I shall go far and far into the North playing the
Great Game. Truly, it runs like a shuttle throughout all Hind. And my share and my joy' he smiled to the
darkness'I owe to the lama here. Also to Mahbub Ali also to Creighton Sahib, but chiefly to the Holy One.
He is right a great and a wonderful world and I am Kim Kim Kim alone one person in the
middle of it all. But I will see these strangers with their levels and chains . . .'
'What was the upshot of last night's babble?' said the lama, after his orisons
'There came a strolling seller of drugs a hangeron of the Sahiba's. Him I abolished by arguments and
prayers, proving that our charms are worthier than his coloured waters.'
'Alas, my charms! Is the virtuous woman still bent upon a new one?'
'Very strictly.'
'Then it must be written, or she will deafen me with her clamour.' He fumbled at his pencase.
'In the Plains,' said Kim, 'are always too many people. In the Hills, as I understand, there are fewer.'
'Oh! the Hills, and the snows upon the Hills.' The lami tore off a tiny square of paper fit to go in an amulet.
'But what dost thou know of the Hills?'
'They are very close.' Kim thrust open the door and looked at the long, peaceful line of the Himalayas flushed
in morning gold. 'Except in the dress of a Sahib, I have never set foot among them.'
The lama snuffed the wind wistfully.
'If we go North,' Kim put the question to the waking sunrise 'would not much midday heat be avoided
by walking among the lower hills at least? ... Is the charm made, Holy One?'
'I have written the names of seven silly devils not one of whom is worth a grain of dust in the eye. Thus do
foolish women drag us from the Way!'
Hurree Babu came out from behind the dovecote washing his teeth with ostentatious ritual. Fullfleshed,
heavyhaunched, bullnecked, and deepvoiced, he did not look like 'a fearful man'. Kim signed almost
imperceptibly that matters were in good train, and when the morning toilet was over, Hurree Babu, in flowery
speech, came to do honour to the lama. They ate, of course, apart, and afterwards the old lady, more or less
veiled behind a window, returned to the vital business of greenmango colics in the young. The lama's
knowledge of medicine "was, of course, sympathetic only. He believed that the dung of a black horse, mixed
with sulphur, and carried in a snake skin, was a sound remedy for cholera; but the symbolism interested him
far more than the science. Hurree Babu deferred to these views with enchanting politeness, so that the lama
called him a courteous physician. Hurree Babu replied that he was no more than an inexpert dabbler in the
mysteries; but at least he thanked the Gods therefore he knew when he sat in the presence of a master. He
himself had been taught by the Sahibs, who do not consider expense, in the lordly halls of Calcutta; but, as he
was ever first to acknowledge, there lay a wisdom behind earthly wisdom the high and lonely lore of
meditation. Kim looked on with envy. The Hurree Babu of his knowledge oily, effusive, and nervous was
gone; gone, too, was the brazen drugvendor of overnight. There remained polished, polite, attentive a
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sober, learned son of experience and adversity, gathering wisdom from the lama's lips. The old lady confided
to Kim that these rare levels were beyond her. She liked charms with plenty of ink that one could wash off in
water, swallow, and be done with. Else what was the use of the Gods? She liked men and women, and she
spoke of them of kinglets she had known in the past; of her own youth and beauty; of the depredations of
leopards and the eccentricities of love Asiatic; of the incidence of taxation, rackrenting, funeral ceremonies,
her soninlaw (this by allusion, easy to be followed), the care of the young, and the age's lack of decency.
And Kim, as interested in the life of this world as she soon to leave it, squatted with his feet under the hem of
his robe, drinking all in, while the lama demolished one after another every theory of bodycuring put
forward by Hurree Babu.
At noon the Babu strapped up his brassbound drugbox, took his patentleather shoes of ceremony in one
hand, a gay blueandwhite umbrella in the other, and set off northwards to the Doon, where, he said, he was
in demand among the lesser kings of those parts.
'We will go in the cool of the evening, chela,' said the lama. 'That doctor, learned in physic and courtesy,
affirms that the people among these lower hills are devout, generous, and much in need of a teacher. In a very
short time so says the hakim we come to cool air and the smell of pines.'
'Ye go to the Hills? And by Kulu road? Oh, thrice happy!' shrilled the old lady. 'But that I am a little pressed
with the care of the homestead I would take palanquin ... but that would be shameless, and my reputation
would be cracked. Ho! Ho! I know the road every march of the road I know. Ye will find charity
throughout it is not denied to the welllooking. I will give orders for provision. A servant to set you forth
upon your journey? No ... Then I will at least cook ye good food.'
'What a woman is the Sahiba!' said the whitebearded Oorya, when a tumult rose by the kitchen quarters.
'She has never forgotten a friend: she has never forgotten an enemy in all her years. And her cookery wah!'
He rubbed his slim stomach.
There were cakes, there were sweetmeats, there was cold fowl stewed to rags with rice and prunes enough
to burden Kim like a mule.
'I am old and useless,' she said. 'None now love me and none respect but there are few to compare with
me when I call on the Gods and squat to my cookingpots. Come again, O people of good will. Holy One and
disciple, come again. The room is always prepared; the welcome is always ready ... See the women do not
follow thy chela too openly. I know the women of Kulu. Take heed, chela, lest he run away when he smells
his Hills again ... Hai! Do not tilt the ricebag upside down ... Bless the household, Holy One, and forgive thy
servant her stupidities.'
She wiped her red old eyes on a corner of her veil, and clucked throatily.
'Women talk,' said the lama at last, 'but that is a woman's infirmity. I gave her a charm. She is upon the Wheel
and wholly given over to the shows of this life, but none the less, chela, she is virtuous, kindly, hospitable
of a whole and zealous heart. Who shall say she does not acquire merit?'
'Not I, Holy One,' said Kim, reslinging the bountiful provision on his shoulders. 'In my mind behind my
eyes I have tried to picture such an one altogether freed from the Wheel desiring nothing, causing nothing
a nun, as it were'
'And, O imp?' The lama almost laughed aloud.
'I cannot make the picture.'
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'Nor I. But there are many, many millions of lives before her. She will get wisdom a little, it may be, in each
one.'
'And will she forget how to make stews with saffron upon that road?'
'Thy mind is set on things unworthy. But she has skill. I am refreshed all over. When we reach the lower hills
I shall be yet stronger. The hakim spoke truly to me this morn when he said a breath from the snows blows
away twenty years from the life of a man. We will go up into the Hills the high hills up to the sound of
snowwaters and the sound of the trees for a little while. The hakim said that at any time we may return to
the Plains, for we do no more than skirt the pleasant places. The hakim is full of learning; but he is in no way
proud. I spoke to him when thou wast talking to the Sahiba of a certain dizziness that lays hold upon the
back of my neck in the night, and he said it rose from excessive heat to be cured by cool air. Upon
consideration, I marvelled that I had not thought of such a simple remedy.'
'Didst thou tell him of thy Search?' said Kim, a little jealously. He preferred to sway the lama by his own
speech not through the wiles of Hurree Babu.
'Assuredly. I told him of my dream, and of the manner by which I had acquired merit by causing thee to be
taught wisdom.'
'Thou didst not say I was a Sahib?'
'What need? I have told thee many times we be but two souls seeking escape. He said and he is just herein
that the River of Healing will break forth even as I dreamed at my feet, if need be. Having found the
Way, seest thou, that shall free me from the Wheel, need I trouble to find a way about the mere fields of earth
which are illusion? That were senseless. I have my dreams, night upon night repeated; I have Fataka; and I
have thee, Friend of all the World. It was written in thy horoscope that a Red Bull on a green field I have
not forgotten should bring thee to honour. Who but I saw that prophecy accomplished? Indeed, I was the
instrument. Thou shalt find me my River, being in return the instrument. The Search is sure!'
He set his ivoryyellow face, serene and untroubled, towards the beckoning Hills; his shadow shouldering far
before him in the dust.
Chapter 13
Who hath desired the Sea the immense and contemptuous surges?
The shudder, the stumble, the swerve ere the starstabbing bowsprit
merges
The orderly clouds of the Trades and the ridged roaring
sapphire thereunder
Unheralded clifflurking flaws and the headsails' lowvolleying
thunder?
His Sea in no wonder the same his Sea and the same in each wonder
His Sea that his being fulfils?
So and no otherwise so and no otherwise hillmen desire their
hills!
The Sea and the Hills.
'Who goes to the hills goes to his mother.'
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They had crossed the Siwaliks and the halftropical Doon, left Mussoorie behind them, and headed north
along the narrow hillroads. Day after day they struck deeper into the huddled mountains, and day after day
Kim watched the lama return to a man's strength. Among the terraces of the Doon he had leaned on the boy's
shoulder, ready to profit by wayside halts. Under the great ramp to Mussoorie he drew himself together as an
old hunter faces a wellremembered bank, and where he should have sunk exhausted swung his long
draperies about him, drew a deep doublelungful of the diamond air, and walked as only a hillman can. Kim,
plainsbred and plainsfed, sweated and panted astonished. 'This is my country,' said the lama. 'Beside
Suchzen, this is flatter than a ricefield'; and with steady, driving strokes from the loins he strode upwards.
But it was on the steep downhill marches, three thousand feet in three hours, that he went utterly away from
Kim, whose back ached with holding back, and whose big toe was nigh cut off by his grass sandalstring.
Through the speckled shadow of the great deodarforests; through oak feathered and plumed with ferns;
birch, ilex, rhododendron, and pine, out on to the bare hillsides' slippery sunburnt grass, and back into the
woodlands' coolth again, till oak gave way to bamboo and palm of the valley, the lama swung untiring.
Glancing back in the twilight at the huge ridges behind him and the faint, thin line of the road whereby they
had come, he would lay out, with a hillman's generous breadth of vision, fresh marches for the morrow; or,
halting in the neck of some uplifted pass that gave on Spiti and Kulu, would stretch out his hands yearningly
towards the high snows of the horizon. In the dawns they flared windyred above stark blue, as Kedar nath
and Badrinath kings of that wilderness took the first sunlight. All day long they lay like molten silver
under the sun, and at evening put on their jewels again. At first they breathed temperately upon the travellers,
winds good to meet when one crawled over some gigantic hog'sback; but in a few days, at a height of nine
or ten thousand feet, those breezes bit; and Kim kindly allowed a village of hillmen to acquire merit by giving
him a rough blanketcoat. The lama was mildly surprised that anyone should object to the knifeedged
breezes which had cut the years off his shoulders.
'These are but the lower hills, chela. There is no cold till we come to the true Hills.'
'Air and water are good, and the people are devout enough, but the food is very bad,' Kim growled; 'and we
walk as though we were mad or English. It freezes at night, too.'
'A little, maybe; but only enough to make old bones rejoice in the sun. We must not always delight in soft
beds and rich food.'
'We might at least keep to the road.'
Kim had all a plainsman's affection for the welltrodden track, not six feet wide, that snaked among the
mountains; but the lama, being Tibetan, could not refrain from short cuts over spurs and the rims of
gravelstrewn slopes. As he explained to his limping disciple, a man bred among mountains can prophesy the
course of a mountainroad, and though lowlying clouds might be a hindrance to a shortcutting stranger,
they made no earthly difference to a thoughtful man. Thus, after long hours of what would be reckoned very
fair mountaineering in civilized countries, they would pant over a saddleback, sidle past a few landslips, and
drop through forest at an angle of forty five onto the road again. Along their track lay the villages of the
hillfolk mud and earth huts, timbers now and then rudely carved with an axe clinging like swallows' nests
against the steeps, huddled on tiny flats halfway down a threethousandfoot glissade; jammed into a
corner between cliffs that funnelled and focused every wandering blast; or, for the sake of summer pasture,
cowering down on a neck that in winter would be ten feet deep in snow. And the people the sallow, greasy,
duffle clad people, with short bare legs and faces almost Esquimaux would flock out and adore. The
Plains kindly and gentle had treated the lama as a holy man among holy men. But the Hills worshipped
him as one in the confidence of all their devils. Theirs was an almost obliterated Buddhism, overlaid with a
natureworship fantastic as their own landscapes, elaborate as the terracing of their tiny fields; but they
recognized the big hat, the clicking rosary, and the rare Chinese texts for great authority; and they respected
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the man beneath the hat.
'We saw thee come down over the black Breasts of Eua,' said a Betah who gave them cheese, sour milk, and
stonehard bread one evening. 'We do not use that often except when calving cows stray in summer. There
is a sudden wind among those stones that casts men down on the stillest day. But what should such folk care
for the Devil of Eua!'
Then did Kim, aching in every fibre, dizzy with looking down, footsore with cramping desperate toes into
inadequate crannies, take joy in the day's march such joy as a boy of St Xavier's who had won the
quartermile on the flat might take in the praises of his friends. The hills sweated the ghi and sugar suet off
his bones; the dry air, taken sobbingly at the head of cruel passes, firmed and built out his upper ribs; and the
tilted levels put new hard muscles into calf and thigh.
They meditated often on the Wheel of Life the more so since, as the lama said, they were freed from its
visible temptations. Except the grey eagle and an occasional farseen bear grubbing and rooting on the
hillside; a vision of a furious painted leopard met at dawn in a still valley devouring a goat; and now and
again a bright coloured bird, they were alone with the winds and the grass singing under the wind. The
women of the smoky huts over whose roofs the two walked as they descended the mountains, were unlovely
and unclean, wives of many husbands, and afflicted with goitre. The men were woodcutters when they were
not farmers meek, and of an incredible simplicity. But that suitable discourse might not fail, Fate sent them,
overtaking and overtaken upon the road, the courteous Dacca physician, who paid for his food in ointments
good for goitre and counsels that restore peace between men and women. He seemed to know these hills as
well as he knew the hill dialects, and gave the lama the lie of the land towards Ladakh and Tibet. He said they
could return to the Plains at any moment. Meantime, for such as loved mountains, yonder road might amuse.
This was not all revealed in a breath, but at evening encounters on the stone threshing floors, when, patients
disposed of, the doctor would smoke and the lama snuff, while Kim watched the wee cows grazing on the
housetops, or threw his soul after his eyes across the deep blue gulfs between range and range. And there
were talks apart in the dark woods, when the doctor would seek herbs, and Kim, as budding physician, must
accompany him.
'You see, Mister O'Hara, I do not know what the deucean' all I shall do when I find our sporting friends;
but if you will kindly keep within sight of my umbrella, which is fine fixed point for cadastral survey, I shall
feel much better.'
Kim looked out across the jungle of peaks. 'This is not my country, hakim. Easier, I think, to find one louse in
a bearskin.'
'Oah, thatt is my strong points. There is no hurry for Hurree. They were at Leh not so long ago. They said
they had come down from the Karakorum with their heads and horns and all. I am onlee afraid they will have
sent back all their letters and compromising things from Leh into Russian territoree. Of course they will walk
away as far to the East as possible just to show that they were never among the Western States. You do not
know the Hills?' He scratched with a twig on the earth. 'Look! They should have come in by Srinagar or
Abbottabad. Thatt is their short road down the river by Bunji and Astor. But they have made mischief in the
West. So' he drew a furrow from left to right 'they march and they march away East to Leh (ah! it is cold
there), and down the Indus to Hanle (I know that road), and then down, you see, to Bushahr and Chini valley.
That is ascertained by process of elimination, and also by asking questions from people that I cure so well.
Our friends have been a long time playing about and producing impressions. So they are well known from far
off. You will see me catch them somewhere in Chini valley. Please keep your eye on the umbrella.'
It nodded like a windblown harebell down the valleys and round the mountain sides, and in due time the
lama and Kim, who steered by compass, would overhaul it, vending ointments and powders at eventide. 'We
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came by such and such a way!' The lama would throw a careless finger backward at the ridges, and the
umbrella would expend itself in compliments.
They crossed a snowy pass in cold moonlight, when the lama, mildly chaffing Kim, went through up to his
knees, like a Bactrian camel the snowbred, shaghaired sort that came into the Kashmir Serai. They
dipped across beds of light snow and snowpowdered shale, where they took refuge from a gale in a camp of
Tibetans hurrying down tiny sheep, each laden with a bag of borax. They came out upon grassy shoulders
still snowspeckled, and through forest, to grass anew. For all their marchings, Kedarnath and Badrinath
were not impressed; and it was only after days of travel that Kim, uplifted upon some insignificant
tenthousandfoot hummock, could see that a shoulderknot or horn of the two great lords had ever so
slightly changed outline.
At last they entered a world within a world a valley of leagues where the high hills were fashioned of a
mere rubble and refuse from off the knees of the mountains. Here one day's march carried them no farther, it
seemed, than a dreamer's clogged pace bears him in a nightmare. They skirted a shoulder painfully for hours,
and, behold, it was but an outlying boss in an outlying buttress of the main pile! A rounded meadow revealed
itself, when they had reached it, for a vast tableland running far into the valley. Three days later, it was a dim
fold in the earth to southward.
'Surely the Gods live here!' said Kim, beaten down by the silence and the appalling sweep and dispersal of the
cloudshadows after rain. 'This is no place for men!'
'Long and long ago,' said the lama, as to himself, 'it was asked of the Lord whether the world were
everlasting. o this the Excellent One returned no answer ... When I was in Ceylon, a wise Seeker confirmed
that from the gospel which is written in Pali. Certainly, since we know the way to Freedom, the question were
unprofitable, but look, and know illusion, chela! These are the true Hills! They are like my hills by
Suchzen. Never were such hills!'
Above them, still enormously above them, earth towered away towards the snowline, where from east to
west across hundreds of miles, ruled as with a ruler, the last of the bold birches stopped. Above that, in scarps
and blocks upheaved, the rocks strove to fight their heads above the white smother. Above these again,
changeless since the world's beginning, but changing to every mood of sun and cloud, lay out the eternal
snow. They could see blots and blurs on its face where storm and wandering wulliewa got up to dance.
Below them, as they stood, the forest slid away in a sheet of bluegreen for mile upon mile; below the forest
was a village in its sprinkle of terraced fields and steep grazinggrounds. Below the village they knew,
though a thunderstorm worried and growled there for the moment, a pitch of twelve or fifteen hundred feet
gave to the moist valley where the streams gather that are the mothers of young Sutluj.
As usual, the lama had led Kim by cowtrack and byroad, far from the main route along which Hurree
Babu, that 'fearful man', had bucketed three days before through a storm to which nine Englishmen out of ten
would have given full right of way. Hurree was no game shot the snick of a trigger made him change
colour but, as he himself would have said, he was 'fairly effeecient stalker', and he had raked the huge
valley with a pair of cheap binoculars to some purpose. Moreover, the white of worn canvas tents against
green carries far. Hurree Babu had seen all he wanted to see when he sat on the threshingfloor of Ziglaur,
twenty miles away as the eagle flies, and forty by road that is to say, two small dots which one day were
just below the snowline, and the next had moved downward perhaps six inches on the hillside. Once cleaned
out and set to the work, his fat bare legs could cover a surprising amount of ground, and this was the reason
why, while Kim and the lama lay in a leaky hut at Ziglaur till the storm should be overpast, an oily, wet, but
always smiling Bengali, talking the best of English with the vilest of phrases, was ingratiating himself with
two sodden and rather rheumatic foreigners. He had arrived, revolving many wild schemes, on the heels of a
thunderstorm which had split a pine over against their camp, and so convinced a dozen or two forcibly
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impressed baggagecoolies the day was inauspicious for farther travel that with one accord they had thrown
down their loads and jibbed. They were subjects of a Hill Rajah who farmed out their services, as is the
custom, for his private gain; and, to add to their personal distresses, the strange Sahibs had already threatened
them with rifles. The most of them knew rifles and Sahibs of old: they were trackers and shikarris of the
Northern valleys, keen after bear and wild goat; but they had never been thus treated in their lives. So the
forest took them to her bosom, and, for all oaths and clamour, refused to restore. There was no need to feign
madness or the Babu had thought of another means of securing a welcome. He wrung out his wet clothes,
slipped on his patentleather shoes, opened the blue andwhite umbrella, and with mincing gait and a heart
beating against his tonsils appeared as 'agent for His Royal Highness, the Rajah of Rampur, gentlemen. What
can I do for you, please?'
The gentlemen were delighted. One was visibly French, the other Russian, but they spoke English not much
inferior to the Babu's. They begged his kind offices. Their native servants had gone sick at Leh. They had
hurried on because they were anxious to bring the spoils of the chase to Simla ere the skins grew motheaten.
They bore a general letter of introduction (the Babu salaamed to it orientally) to all Government officials. No,
they had not met any other shootingparties en route. They did for themselves. They had plenty of supplies.
They only wished to push on as soon as might be. At this he waylaid a cowering hillman among the trees, and
after three minutes' talk and a little silver (one cannot be economical upon State service, though Hurree's
heart bled at the waste) the eleven coolies and the three hangerson reappeared. At least the Babu would be a
witness to their oppression.
'My royal master, he will be much annoyed, but these people are onlee common people and grossly ignorant.
If your honours will kindly overlook unfortunate affair, I shall be much pleased. In a little while rain will stop
and we can then proceed. You have been shooting, eh? That is fine performance!'
He skipped nimbly from one kilta to the next, making pretence to adjust each conical basket. The Englishman
is not, as a rule, familiar with the Asiatic, but he would not strike across the wrist a kindly Babu who had
accidentally upset a kilta with a red oilskin top. On the other hand, he would not press drink upon a Babu
were he never so friendly, nor would he invite him to meat. The strangers did all these things, and asked
many questions about women mostly to which Hurree returned gay and unstudied answers. They gave
him a glass of whitish fluid like to gin, and then more; and in a little time his gravity departed from him. He
became thickly treasonous, and spoke in terms of sweeping indecency of a Government which had forced
upon him a white man's education and neglected to supply him with a white man's salary. He babbled tales of
oppression and wrong till the tears ran down his cheeks for the miseries of his land. Then he staggered off,
singing lovesongs of Lower Bengal, and collapsed upon a wet treetrunk. Never was so unfortunate a
product of English rule in India more unhappily thrust upon aliens.
'They are all just of that pattern,' said one sportsman to the other in French. 'When we get into India proper
thou wilt see. I should like to visit his Rajah. One might speak the good word there. It is possible that he has
heard of us and wishes to signify his good will.'
'We have not time. We must get into Simla as soon as may be,' his companion replied. 'For my own part, I
wish our reports had been sent back from Hilas, or even Leh.'
'The English post is better and safer. Remember we are given all facilities and Name of God! they give
them to us too! Is it unbelievable stupidity?'
'It is pride pride that deserves and will receive punishment.'
'Yes! To fight a fellowContinental in our game is something. There is a risk attached, but these people
bah! It is too easy.'
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'Pride all pride, my friend.'
'Now what the deuce is good of Chandernagore being so close to Calcutta and all,' said Hurree, snoring
openmouthed on the sodden moss, 'if I cannot understand their French? They talk so particularly fast! It
would have been much better to cut their beastly throats.'
When he presented himself again he was racked with a headache penitent, and volubly afraid that in his
drunkenness he might have been indiscreet. He loved the British Government it was the source of all
prosperity and honour, and his master at Rampur held the very same opinion. Upon this the men began to
deride him and to quote past words, till step by step, with deprecating smirks, oily grins, and leers of infinite
cunning, the poor Babu was beaten out of his defences and forced to speak truth. When Lurgan was told the
tale later, he mourned aloud that he could not have been in the place of the stubborn, inattentive coolies, who
with grass mats over their heads and the raindrops puddling in their footprints, waited on the wea ther. All
the Sahibs of their acquaintance roughclad men joyously returning year after year to their chosen gullies
had servants and cooks and orderlies, very often hillmen. These Sahibs travelled without any retinue.
Therefore they were poor Sahibs, and ignorant; for no Sahib in his senses would follow a Bengali's advice.
But the Bengali, appearing from somewhere, had given them money, and could make shift with their dialect.
Used to comprehensive illtreatment from their own colour, they suspected a trap somewhere, and stood by
to run if occasion offered.
Then through the newwashed air, steaming with delicious earth smells, the Babu led the way down the
slopes walking ahead of the coolies in pride; walking behind the foreigners in humility. His thoughts were
many and various. The least of them would have interested his companions beyond words. But he was an
agreeable guide, ever keen to point out the beauties of his royal master's domain. He peopled the hills with
anything thev had a mind to slay thar, ibex, or markhor, and bear by Elisha's allowance. He discoursed of
botany and ethnology with unimpeachable inaccuracy, and his store of local legends he had been a trusted
agent of the State for fifteen years, remember was inexhaustible.
'Decidedly this fellow is an original,' said the taller of the two foreigners. 'He is like the nightmare of a
Viennese courier.'
'He represents in little India in transition the monstrous hybridism of East and West,' the Russian replied. 'It
is we who can deal with Orientals.'
'He has lost his own country and has not acquired any other. But he has a most complete hatred of his
conquerors. Listen. He confided to me last night,' said the other.
Under the striped umbrella Hurree Babu was straining ear and brain to follow the quickpoured French, and
keeping both eyes on a kilta full of maps and documents an extralarge one with a double red oilskin
cover. He did not wish to steal anything. He only desired to know what to steal, and, incidentally, how to get
away when he had stolen it. He thanked all the Gods of Hindustan, and Herbert Spencer, that there remained
some valuables to steal.
On the second dav the road rose steeply to a grass spur above the forest; and it was here, about sunset, that
they came across an aged lama but they called him a bonze sitting crosslegged above a mysterious chart
held down by stones, which he was explaining to a young man, evidently a neophyte, of singular, though
unwashen, beauty. The striped umbrella had been sighted half a march away, and Kim had suggested a halt
till it came up to them.
'Ha!' said Hurree Babu, resourceful as PussinBoots. 'That is eminent local holy man. Probably subject of
my royal master.'
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'What is he doing? It is very curious.'
'He is expounding holy picture all handworked.'
The two men stood bareheaded in the wash of the afternoon sunlight low across the goldcoloured grass. The
sullen coolies, glad of the check, halted and slid down their loads.
'Look!' said the Frenchman. 'It is like a picture for the birth of a religion the first teacher and the first
disciple. Is he a Buddhist?'
'Of some debased kind,' the other answered. 'There are no true Buddhists among the Hills. But look at the
folds of the drapery. Look at his eyes how insolent! Why does this make one feel that we are so young a
people?' The speaker struck passionately at a tall weed. 'We have nowhere left our mark yet. Nowhere! That,
do you understand, is what disquiets me.' He scowled at the placid face, and the monumental calm of the
pose.
'Have patience. We shall make your mark together we and you young people. Meantime, draw his picture.'
The Babu advanced loftily; his back out of all keeping with his deferential speech, or his wink towards Kim.
'Holy One, these be Sahibs. My medicines cured one of a flux, and I go into Simla to oversee his recovery.
They wish to see thy picture '
'To heal the sick is always good. This is the Wheel of Life,' said the lama, 'the same I showed thee in the hut
at Ziglaur when the rain fell.'
'And to hear thee expound it.'
The lama's eyes lighted at the prospect of new listeners. 'To expound the Most Excellent Way is good. Have
they any knowledge of Hindi, such as had the Keeper of Images?'
'A little, maybe.'
Hereat, simply as a child engrossed with a new game, the lama threw back his head and began the
fullthroated invocation of the Doctor of Divinity ere he opens the full doctrine. The strangers leaned on their
alpenstocks and listened. Kim, squatting humbly, watched the red sunlight on their faces, and the blend and
parting of their long shadows. They wore unEnglish leggings and curious girtin belts that reminded him
hazily of the pictures in a book in St Xavier's library "The Adventures of a Young Naturalist in Mexico" was
its name. Yes, they looked very like the wonderful M. Sumichrast of that tale, and very unlike the 'highly
unscrupulous folk' of Hurree Babu's imagining. The coolies, earthcoloured and mute, crouched reverently
some twenty or thirty yards away, and the Babu, the slack of his thin gear snapping like a markingflag in the
chill breeze, stood by with an air of happy proprietorship.
'These are the men,' Hurree whispered, as the ritual went on and the two whites followed the grassblade
sweeping from Hell to Heaven and back again. 'All their books are in the large kilta with the reddish top
books and reports and maps and I have seen a King's letter that either Hilas or Bunar has written. They
guard it most carefully. They have sent nothing back from Hilas or Leh. That is sure.'
'Who is with them?'
'Only the beegarcoolies. They have no servants. They are so close they cook their own food.'
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'But what am I to do?'
'Wait and see. Only if any chance comes to me thou wilt know where to seek for the papers.'
'This were better in Mahbub Ali's hands than a Bengali's,' said Kim scornfully.
'There are more ways of getting to a sweetheart than butting down a wall.'
'See here the Hell appointed for avarice and greed. Flanked upon the one side by Desire and on the other by
Weariness.' The lama warmed to his work, and one of the strangers sketched him in the quick fading light.
'That is enough,' the man said at last brusquely. 'I cannot understand him, but I want that picture. He is a
better artist than I. Ask him if he will sell it.'
'He says "No, sar,"' the Babu replied. The lama, of course, would no more have parted with his chart to a
casual wayfarer than an archbishop would pawn the holy vessels of his cathedral. All Tibet is full of cheap
reproductions of the Wheel; but the lama was an artist, as well as a wealthy Abbot in his own place.
'Perhaps in three days, or four, or ten, if I perceive that the Sahib is a Seeker and of good understanding, I
may myself draw him another. But this was used for the initiation of a novice. Tell him so, hakim.'
'He wishes it now for money.'
The lama shook his head slowly and began to fold up the Wheel. The Russian, on his side, saw no more than
an unclean old man haggling over a dirty piece of paper. He drew out a handful of rupees, and snatched
halfjestingly at the chart,which tore in the lama's grip. A low murmur of horror went up from the coolies
some of whom were Spiti men and, by their lights, good Buddhists. The lama rose at the insult; his hand went
to the heavy iron pencase that is the priest's weapon,and the Babu danced in agony.
'Now you see you see why I wanted witnesses. They are highly unscrupulous people. Oh, sar! sar! You
must not hit holyman!'
'Chela! He has defiled the Written Word!'
It was too late. Before Kim could ward him off, the Russian struck the old man full on the face. Next instant
he was rolling over and over downhill with Kim at his throat. The blow had waked every unknown Irish devil
in the boy's blood, and the sudden fall of his enemy did the rest. The lama dropped to his knees,
halfstunned; the coolies under their loads fled up the hill as fast as plainsmen run aross the level. They had
seen sacrilege unspeakable, and it behoved them to get away before the Gods and devils of the hills took
vengeance. The Frenchman ran towards the lama, fumbling at his revolver with some notion of making him a
hostage for his companion. A shower of cutting stones hillmen are very straight shots drove him away,
and a coolie from Aochung snatched the lama into the stampede. All came about as swiftly as the sudden
mountaindarkness.
'They have taken the baggage and all the guns,' yelled the Frenchman, firing blindly into the twilight.
'All right, sar! All right! Don't shoot. I go to rescue,' and Hurree, pounding down the slope, cast himself
bodily upon the delighted and astonished Kim, who was banging his breathless foe's head against a boulder.
'Go back to the coolies,' whispered the Babu in his ear. 'They have the baggage. The papers are in the kilta
with the red top, but look through all. Take their papers, and specially the murasla [King's letter]. Go! The
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other man comes!'
Kim tore uphill. A revolverbullet rang on a rock by his side, and he cowered partridgewise.
'If you shoot,' shouted Hurree, 'they will descend and annihilate us. I have rescued the gentleman, sar. This is
particularly dangerous.'
'By Jove!' Kim was thinking hard in English. 'This is dam'tight place, but I think it is selfdefence.' He felt
in his bosom for Mahbub's gift, and uncertainly save for a few practice shots in the Bikanir desert, he had
never used the little gun pulled the trigger.
'What did I say, sar!' The Babu seemed to be in tears. 'Come down here and assist to resuscitate. We are all up
a tree, I tell you.'
The shots ceased. There was a sound of stumbling feet, and Kim hurried upward through the gloom, swearing
like a cat or a countrybred.
'Did they wound thee, chela?' called the lama above him.
'No. And thou?' He dived into a clump of stunted firs.
'Unhurt. Come away. We go with these folk to Shamleghunderthe Snow.'
'But not before we have done justice,' a voice cried. 'I have got the Sahibs' guns all four. Let us go down.'
'He struck the Holy One we saw it! Our cattle will be barren our wives will cease to bear! The snows will
slide upon us as we go home ... Atop of all other oppression too!'
The little firclump filled with clamouring coolies panic stricken, and in their terror capable of anything.
The man from Aochung clicked the breechbolt of his gun impatiently, and made as to go downhill.
'Wait a little, Holy One; they cannot go far. Wait till I return,' said he.
'It is this person who has suffered wrong,' said the lama, his hand over his brow.
'For that very reason,' was the reply.
'If this person overlooks it, your hands are clean. Moreover, ye acquire merit by obedience.'
'Wait, and we will all go to Shamlegh together,' the man insisted.
For a moment, for just so long as it needs to stuff a cartridge into a breechloader, the lama hesitated. Then
he rose to his feet, and laid a finger on the man's shoulder.
'Hast thou heard? I say there shall be no killing I who was Abbot of Suchzen. Is it any lust of thine to be
reborn as a rat,or a snake under the eaves a worm in the belly of the most mean beast? Is it thy wish to '
The man from Aochung fell to his knees, for the voice boomed like a Tibetan devilgong.
'Ai! ai!' cried the Spiti men.'Do not curse us do not curse him. It was but his zeal, Holy One! . . . Put down
the rifle, fool!'
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'Anger on anger! Evil on evil! There will be no killing. Let the priestbeaters go in bondage to their own acts.
Just and sure is the Wheel, swerving not a hair! They will be born many times in torment.' His head
drooped, and he leaned heavily on Kim's shoulder.
'I have come near to great evil, chela,' he whispered in that dead hush under the pines. 'I was tempted to loose
the bullet; and truly, in Tibet there would have been a heavy and a slow death for them ... He struck me
across the face ... upon the flesh ...' He slid to the ground, breathing heavily, and Kim could hear the
overdriven heart bump and check.
'Have they hurt him to the death?' said the Aochung man, while the others stood mute.
Kim knelt over the body in deadly fear. 'Nay,' he cried passionately, 'this is only a weakness.' Then he
remembered that he was a white man, with a white man's campfittings at his service. 'Open the kiltas! The
Sahibs may have a medicine.'
'Oho! Then I know it,' said the Aochung man with a laugh. 'Not for five years was I Yankling Sahib's
shikarri without knowing that medicine. I too have tasted it. Behold!'
He drew from his breast a bottle of cheap whisky such as is sold to explorers at Leh and cleverly forced a
little between the lama's teeth.
'So I did when Yankling Sahib twisted his foot beyond Astor. Aha! I have already looked into their baskets
but we will make fair division at Shamlegh. Give him a little more. It is good medicine. Feel! His heart goes
better now. Lay his head down and rub a little on the chest. If he had waited quietly while I accounted for the
Sahibs this would never have come. But perhaps the Sahibs may chase us here. Then it would not be wrong
to shoot them with their own guns, heh?'
'One is paid, I think, already,' said Kim between his teeth. 'I kicked him in the groin as we went downhill.
Would I had killed him!'
'It is well to be brave when one does not live in Rampur,' said one whose hut lay within a few miles of the
Rajah's rickety palace. 'If we get a bad name among the Sahibs, none will employ us as shikarris any more.'
'Oh, but these are not Angrezi Sahibs not merryminded men like Fostum Sahib or Yankling Sahib. They
are foreigners they cannot speak Angrezi as do Sahibs.'
Here the lama coughed and sat up, groping for the rosary.
'There shall be no killing,' he murmured. 'Just is the Wheel! Evil on evil '
'Nay, Holy One. We are all here.' The Aochung man timidly patted his feet. 'Except by thy order, no one
shall be slain. Rest awhile. We will make a little camp here, and later, as the moon rises, we go to
ShamleghundertheSnow.'
'After a blow, ' said a Spiti man sententiously, 'it is best to sleep.'
'There is, as it were, a dizziness at the back of my neck, and a pinching in it. Let me lay my head on thy lap,
chela. I am an old man, but not free from passion . . . We must think of the Cause of Things.'
'Give him a blanket. We dare not light a fire lest the Sahibs see.'
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'Better get away to Shamlegh. None will follow us to Shamlegh.'
This was the nervous Rampur man.
'I have been Fostum Sahib's shikarri, and I am Yankling Sahib's shikarri. I should have been with Yankling
Sahib now but for this cursed beegar [the corvee]. Let two men watch below with the guns lest the Sahibs do
more foolishness. I shall not leave this Holy One.'
They sat down a little apart from the lama, and, after listening awhile, passed round a waterpipe whose
receiver was an old Day and Martin blackingbottle. The glow of the red charcoal as it went from hand to
hand lit up the narrow, blinking eyes, the high Chinese cheekbones, and the bullthroats that melted away
into the dark duffle folds round the shoulders. They looked like kobolds from some magic mine gnomes of
the hills in conclave. And while they talked, the voices of the snowwaters round them diminished one by
one as the night frost choked and clogged the runnels.'
'How he stood up against us!' said a Spiti man admiring. 'I remember an old ibex, out Ladakhway, that
Dupont Sahib missed on a shoulder shot, seven seasons back, standing up just like him. Dupont Sahib was a
good shikarri.'
'Not as good as Yankling Sahib.' The Aochung man took a pull at the whiskybottle and passed it over.
'Now hear me unless any other man thinks he knows more.'
The challenge was not taken up.
'We go to Shamlegh when the moon rises. There we will fairly divide the baggage between us. I am content
with this new little rifle and all its cartridges.'
'Are the bears only bad on thy holding? said a mate, sucking at the pipe.
'No; but muskpods are worth six rupees apiece now, and thy women can have the canvas of the tents and
some of the cookinggear. We will do all that at Shamlegh before dawn. Then we all go our ways,
remembering that we have never seen or taken service with these Sahibs, who may, indeed, say that we have
stolen their baggage.'
'That is well for thee, but what will our Rajah say?'
'Who is to tell him? Those Sahibs, who cannot speak our talk, or the Babu, who for his own ends gave us
money? Will he lead an army against us? What evidence will remain? That we do not need we shall throw on
Shamleghmidden, where no man has yet set foot.'
'Who is at Shamlegh this summer?' The place was only a grazing centre of three or four huts.
'The Woman of Shamlegh. She has no love for Sahibs, as we know. The others can be pleased with little
presents; and here is enough for us all.' He patted the fat sides of the nearest basket.
'But but '
'I have said they are not true Sahibs. All their skins and heads were bought in the bazar at Leh. I know the
marks. I showed them to ye last march.'
'True. They were all bought skins and heads. Some had even the moth in them.'
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That was a shrewd argument, and the Aochung man knew his fellows.
'If the worst comes to the worst, I shall tell Yankling Sahib, who is a man of a merry mind, and he will laugh.
We are not doing any wrong to any Sahibs whom we know. They are priestbeaters. They frightened us. We
fled! Who knows where we dropped the baggage? Do ye think Yankling Sahib will permit downcountry
police to wander all over the hills, disturbing his game? It is a far cry from Simla to Chini, and farther from
Shamlegh to Shamleghmidden.'
'So be it, but I carry the big kilta. The basket with the red top that the Sahibs pack themselves every morning.'
'Thus it is proved,' said the Shamlegh man adroitly, 'that they are Sahibs of no account. Who ever heard of
Fostum Sahib, or Yankling Sahib, or even the little Peel Sahib that sits up of nights to shoot serow I say,
who, ever heard of these Sahibs coming into the hills without a downcountry cook, and a bearer, and and
all manner of wellpaid, highhanded and oppressive folk in their tail? How can they make trouble? What of
the kilta?'
'Nothing, but that it is full of the Written Word books and papers in which they wrote, and strange
instruments, as of worship.'
'Shamleghmidden will take them all.'
'True! But how if we insult the Sahibs' Gods thereby! I do not like to handle the Written Word in that fashion.
And their brass idols are beyond my comprehension. It is no plunder for simple hillfolk.'
'The old man still sleeps. Hst! We will ask his chela.' The Aochung man refreshed himself, and swelled with
pride of leadership.
'We have here,' he whispered, 'a kilta whose nature we do not know.'
'But I do,' said Kim cautiously. The lama drew breath in natural, easy sleep, and Kim had been thinking of
Hurree's last words. As a player of the Great Game, he was disposed just then to reverence the Babu. 'It is a
kilta with a red top full of very wonderful things, not to be handled by fools.'
'I said it; I said it,' cried the bearer of that burden. 'Thinkest thou it will betray us?'
'Not if it be given to me. I can draw out its magic. Otherwise it will do great harm.'
'A priest always takes his share.' Whisky was demoralizing the Ao chung man.
'It is no matter to me.' Kim answered, with the craft of his mother country. 'Share it among you, and see
what comes!'
'Not I. I was only jesting. Give the order. There is more than enough for us all. We go our way from
Shamlegh in the dawn.'
They arranged and rearranged their artless little plans for another hour, while Kim shivered with cold and
pride. The humour of the situation tickled the Irish and the Oriental in his soul. Here were the emissaries of
the dread Power of the North, very possibly as great in their own land as Mahbub or Colonel Creighton,
suddenly smitten helpless. One of them, he privately knew, would be lame for a time. They had made
promises to Kings. Tonight they lay out somewhere below him, chartless, foodless, tentless, gunless except
for Hurree Babu, guideless. And this collapse of their Great Game (Kim wondered to whom they would
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report it), this panicky bolt into the night, had come about through no craft of Hurree's or contrivance of
Kim's, but simply, beautifully, and inevitably as the capture of Mahbub's fakirfriends by the zealous young
policeman at Umballa.
'They are there with nothing; and, by Jove, it is cold! I am here with all their things. Oh, they will be angry!
I am sorry for Hurree Babu.'
Kim might have saved his pity, for though at that moment the Bengali suffered acutely in the flesh, his soul
was puffed and lofty. A mile down the hill, on the edge of the pineforest, two halffrozen men one
powerfully sick at intervals were varying mutual recriminations with the most poignant abuse of the Babu,
who seemed distraught with terror. They demanded a plan of action. He explained that they were very lucky
to be alive; that their coolies, if not then stalking them, had passed beyond recall; that the Rajah, his master,
was ninety miles away, and, so far from lending them money and a retinue for the Simla journey, would
surely cast them into prison if he heard that they had hit a priest. He enlarged on this sin and its consequences
till they bade him change the subject. Their one hope, said he, was unostentatious flight from village to
village till they reached civilization; and, for the hundredth time dissolved in tears, he demanded of the high
stars why the Sahibs 'had beaten holy man'.
Ten steps would have taken Hurree into the creaking gloom utterly beyond their reach to the shelter and
food of the nearest village, where glibtongued doctors were scarce. But he preferred to endure cold,
bellypinch, bad words, and occasional blows in the company of his honoured employers. Crouched against a
treetrunk, he sniffed dolefully.
'And have you thought,' said the uninjured man hotly, 'what sort of spectacle we shall present wandering
through these hills among these aborigines?'
Hurree Babu had thought of little else for some hours, but the remark was not to his address.
'We cannot wander! I can hardly walk,' groaned Kim's victim.
'Perhaps the holy man will be merciful in lovingkindness, sar, otherwise '
'I promise myself a peculiar pleasure in emptying my revolver into that young bonze when next we meet,'
was the unchristian answer.
'Revolvers! Vengeance! Bonzes!' Hurree crouched lower. The war was breaking out afresh. 'Have you no
consideration for our loss? The baggage! The baggage!' He could hear the speaker literally dancing on the
grass. 'Everything we bore! Everything we have secured! Our gains! Eight months' work! Do you know what
that means? "Decidedly it is we who can deal with Orientals!" Oh, you have done well.'
They fell to it in several tongues, and Hurree smiled. Kim was with the kiltas, and in the kiltas lay eight
months of good diplomacy. There was no means of communicating with the boy, but he could be trusted. For
the rest, Hurree could so stagemanage the journey through the hills that Hilas, Bunar, and four hundred
miles of hill roads should tell the tale for a generation. Men who cannot control their own coolies are little
respected in the Hills, and the hillman has a very keen sense of humour.
'If I had done it myself,' thought Hurree, 'it would not have been better; and, by Jove, now I think of it, of
course I arranged it myself. How quick I have been! Just when I ran downhill I thought it! Thee outrage was
accidental, but onlee me could have worked it ah for all it was dam'well worth. Consider the moral
effect upon these ignorant peoples! No treaties no papers no written documents at all and me to
interpret for them. How I shall laugh with the Colonel! I wish I had their papers also: but you cannot occupy
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two places in space simultaneously. Thatt is axiomatic.'
Chapter 14
My brother kneels (so saith Kabir)
To stone and brass in heathen wise,
But in my brother's voice I hear
My own unanswered agonies.
His God is as his Fates assign
His prayer is all the world's and mine.
The Prayer.
At moonrise the cautious coolies got under way. The lama, refreshed by his sleep and the spirit, needed no
more than Kim's shoulder to bear him along a silent, swiftstriding man. They held the shale sprinkled
grass for an hour, swept round the shoulder of an immortal cliff, and climbed into a new country entirely
blocked off from all sight of Chini valley. A huge pastureground ran up fanshaped to the living snow. At
its base was perhaps half an acre of flat land, on which stood a few soil and timber huts. Behind them for,
hill fashion, they were perched on the edge of all things the ground fell sheer two thousand feet to
Shamleghmidden, where never yet man has set foot.
The men made no motion to divide the plunder till they had seen the lama bedded down in the best room of
the place, with Kim shampooing his feet, Mohammedanfashion.
'We will send food, ' said the Aochung man, 'and the red topped kilta. By dawn there will be none to give
evidence, one way or the other. If anything is not needed in the kilta see here!'
He pointed through the window opening into space that was filled with moonlight reflected from the snow
and threw out an empty whiskybottle.
'No need to listen for the fall. This is the world's end,' he said, and went out. The lama looked forth, a hand on
either sill, with eyes that shone like yellow opals. From the enormous pit before him white peaks lifted
themselves yearning to the moonlight. The rest was as the darkness of interstellar space.
'These,' he said slowly, 'are indeed my Hills. Thus should a man abide, perched above the world, separated
from delights, considering vast matters.'
'Yes; if he has a chela to prepare tea for him, and to fold a blanket for his head, and to chase out calving
cows.'
A smoky lamp burned in a niche, but the full moonlight beat it down; and by the mixed light, stooping above
the foodbag and cups, Kim moved like a tall ghost.
'Ai! But now I have let the blood cool, my head still beats and drums, and there is a cord round the back of
my neck.'
'No wonder. It was a strong blow. May he who dealt it '
'But for my own passions there would have been no evil.'
'What evil? Thou hast saved the Sahibs from the death they deserved a hundred times.'
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'The lesson is not well learnt, chela.' The lama came to rest on a folded blanket, as Kim went forward with his
evening routine. 'The blow was but a shadow upon a shadow. Evil in itself my legs weary apace these latter
days! it met evil in me anger, rage, and a lust to return evil. These wrought in my blood, woke tumult in my
stomach, and dazzled my ears.' Here he drank scalding blocktea ceremonially, taking the hot cup from
Kim's hand. 'Had I been passionless, the evil blow would have done only bodily evil a scar, or a bruise
which is illusion. But my mind was not abstracted, for rushed in straightway a lust to let the Spiti men kill. In
fighting that lust, my soul was torn and wrenched beyond a thousand blows. Not till I had repeated the
Blessings' (he meant the Buddhist Beatitudes) 'did I achieve calm. But the evil planted in me by that
moment's carelessness works out to its end. Just is the Wheel, swerving not a hair! Learn the lesson, chela.'
'It is too high for me,' Kim muttered. 'I am still all shaken. I am glad I hurt the man.'
'I felt that, sleeping upon thy knees, in the wood below. It disquieted me in my dreams the evil in thy soul
working through to mine. Yet on the other hand' he loosed his rosary 'I have acquired merit by saving two
lives the lives of those that wronged me. Now I must see into the Cause of Things.The boat of my soul
staggers.'
'Sleep, and be strong. That is wisest.'
'I meditate. There is a need greater than thou knowest.'
Till the dawn, hour after hour, as the moonlight paled on the high peaks, and that which had been belted
blackness on the sides of the far hills showed as tender green forest, the lama stared fixedly at the wall. From
time to time he groaned. Outside the barred door, where discomfited kine came to ask for their old stable,
Shamlegh and the coolies gave itself up to plunder and riotous living. The Aochung man was their leader,
and once they had opened the Sahibs' tinned foods and found that they were very good they dared not turn
back. Shamlegh kitchenmidden took the dunnage.
When Kim, after a night of bad dreams, stole forth to brush his teeth in the morning chill, a faircoloured
woman with turquoise studded headgear drew him aside.
'The others have gone. They left thee this kilta as the promise was. I do not love Sahibs, but thou wilt make
us a charm in return for it. We do not wish little Shamlegh to get a bad name on account of the accident. I
am the Woman of Shamlegh.' She looked him over with bold, bright eyes, unlike the usual furtive glance of
hillwomen.
'Assuredly. But it must be done in secret.'
She raised the heavy kilta like a toy and slung it into her own hut.
'Out and bar the door! Let none come near till it is finished,' said Kim.
'But afterwards we may talk?'
Kim tilted the kilta on the floor a cascade of Surveyinstruments, books, diaries, letters, maps, and queerly
scented native correspondence. At the very bottom was an embroidered bag covering a sealed, gilded, and
illuminated document such as one King sends to another. Kim caught his breath with delight,and reviewed
the situation from a Sahib's point of view.
'The books I do not want. Besides, they are logarithms Survey, I suppose.' He laid them aside. 'The letters I
do not understand, but Colonel Creighton will. They must all be kept. The maps they draw better maps than
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me of course. All the native letters oho! and particularly the murasla.' He sniffed the embroidered bag.
'That must be from Hilas or Bunar, and Hurree Babu spoke truth. By Jove! It is a fine haul. I wish Hurree
could know . . . The rest must go out of the window.' He fingered a superb prismatic compass and the shiny
top of a theodolite. But after all, a Sahib cannot very well steal, and the things might be inconvenient
evidence later. He sorted out every scrap of manuscript, every map, and the native letters. They made one
softish slab. The three locked ferrilbacked books, with five worn pocketbooks, he put aside.
'The letters and the murasla I must carry inside my coat and under my belt, and the handwritten books I
must put into the foodbag. It will be very heavy. No. I do not think there is anything more. If there is, the
coolies have thrown it down the khud, so thatt is all right. Now you go too.' He repacked the kilta with all he
meant to lose, and hove it up on to the windowsill. A thousand feet below lay a long, lazy, roundshouldered
bank of mist, as yet untouched by the morning sun. A thousand feet below that was a hundredyearold
pine forest. He could see the green tops looking like a bed of moss when a windeddy thinned the cloud.
'No! I don't think any one will go after you!'
The wheeling basket vomited its contents as it dropped. The theodolite hit a jutting cliffledge and exploded
like a shell; the books, inkstands, paintboxes, compasses, and rulers showed for a few seconds like a swarm
of bees. Then they vanished; and, though Kim, hanging half out of the window, strained his young ears, never
a sound came up from the gulf.
'Five hundred a thousand rupees could not buy them,' he thought sorrowfully. 'It was verree wasteful, but I
have all their other stuff everything they did I hope. Now how the deuce am I to tell Hurree Babu, and
whatt the deuce am I to do? And my old man is sick. I must tie up the letters in oilskin. That is something to
do first else they will get all sweated ... And I am all alone!' He bound them into a neat packet, swedging
down the stiff, sticky oilskin at the comers, for his roving life had made him as methodical as an old hunter in
matters of the road. Then with double care he packed away the books at the bottom of the foodbag.
The woman rapped at the door.
'But thou hast made no charm,' she said, looking about.
'There is no need.' Kim had completely overlooked the necessity for a little pattertalk. The woman laughed
at his confusion irreverently.
'None for thee. Thou canst cast a spell by the mere winking of an eye. But think of us poor people when
thou art gone. They were all too drunk last night to hear a woman. Thou art not drunk?'
'I am a priest.' Kim had recovered himself, and, the woman being aught but unlovely, thought best to stand on
his office.
'I warned them that the Sahibs will be angry and will make an inquisition and a report to the Rajah. There is
also the Babu with them. Clerks have long tongues.'
'Is that all thy trouble?' The plan rose fully formed in Kim's mind, and he smiled ravishingly.
'Not all,' quoth the woman, putting out a hard brown hand all covered with turquoises set in silver.
'I can finish that in a breath,' he went on quickly. 'The Babu is the very hakim (thou hast heard of him?) who
was wandering among the hills by Ziglaur. I know him.'
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'He will tell for the sake of a reward. Sahibs cannot distinguish one hillman from another, but Babus have
eyes for men and women.'
'Carry a word to him from me.'
'There is nothing I would not do for thee.'
He accepted the compliment calmly, as men must in lands where women make the love, tore a leaf from a
notebook, and with a patent indelible pencil wrote in gross Shikast the script that bad little boys use when
they write dirt on walls: 'I have everything that they have written: their pictures of the country, and many
letters. Especially the murasla. Tell me what to do. I am at Shamleghunder theSnow. The old man is
sick.'
"Take this to him. It will altogether shut his mouth. He cannot have gone far.'
'Indeed no. They are still in the forest across the spur. Our children went to watch them when the light came,
and have cried the news as they moved.'
Kim looked his astonishment; but from the edge of the sheeppasture floated a shrill, kitelike trill. A child
tending cattle had picked it up from a brother or sister on the far side of the slope that commanded Chini
valley,
'My husbands are also out there gathering wood.' She drew a handful of walnuts from her bosom, split one
neatly, and began to eat. Kim affected blank ignorance.
'Dost thou not know the meaning of the walnut priest?' she said coyly, and handed him the halfshells.
'Well thought of.' He slipped the piece of paper between them quickly. 'Hast thou a little wax to close them
on this letter?'
The woman sighed aloud, and Kim relented.
'There is no payment till service has been rendered. Carry this to the Babu, and say it was sent by the Son of
the Charm.'
'Al! Truly! Truly! By a magician who is like a Sahib.'
'Nay, a Son of the Charm: and ask if there be any answer.'
'But if he offer a rudeness? I I am afraid.'
Kim laughed. 'He is, I have no doubt, very tired and very hungry. The Hills make cold bedfellows. Hai, my'
it was on the tip of his tongue to say Mother, but he turned it to Sister 'thou art a wise and witty woman. By
this time all the villages know what has befallen the Sahibs eh?'
'True. News was at Ziglaur by midnight, and by tomorrow should be at Kotgarh. The villages are both afraid
and angry.'
'No need. Tell the villages to feed the Sahibs and pass them on, in peace. We must get them quietly away
from our valleys. To steal is one thing to kill another. The Babu will understand, and there will be no
aftercomplaints. Be swift. I must tend my master when he wakes.'
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'So be it. After service thou hast said? comes the reward. I am the Woman of Shamlegh, and I hold from
the Rajah. I am no common bearer of babes. Shamlegh is thine: hoof and horn and hide, milk and butter.
Take or leave.'
She turned resolutely uphill, her silver necklaces clicking on her broad breast, to meet the morning sun fifteen
hundred feet above them. This time Kim thought in the vernacular as he waxed down the oilskin edges of the
packets.
'How can a man follow the Way or the Great Game when he is soalways pestered by women? There was
that girl at Akrola of the Ford; and there was the scullion's wife behind the dovecot not counting the others
and now comes this one! When I was a child it was well enough, but now I am a man and they will not
regard me as a man. Walnuts, indeed! Ho! ho! It is almonds in the Plains!'
He went out to levy on the village not with a beggingbowl, which might do for downcountry, but in the
manner of a prince. Shamlegh's summer population is only three families four women and eight or nine
men. They were all full of tinned meats and mixed drinks, from ammoniated quinine to white vodka, for they
had taken their full share in the overnight loot. The neat Continental tents had been cut up and shared long
ago, and there were patent aluminium saucepans abroad.
But they considered the lama's presence a perfect safeguard against all consequences, and impenitently
brought Kim of their best even to a drink of chang the barleybeer that comes from Ladakhway. Then
they thawed out in the sun, and sat with their legs hanging over infinite abysses, chattering, laughing, and
smoking. They judged India and its Government solely from their experience of wandering Sahibs who had
employed them or their friends as shikarris. Kim heard tales of shots missed upon ibex, serow, or markhor, by
Sahibs twenty years in their graves every detail lighted from behind like twigs on treetops seen against
lightning. They told him of their little diseases, and, more important, the diseases of their tiny, surefooted
cattle; of trips as far as Kotgarh, where the strange missionaries live, and beyond even to marvellous Simla,
where the streets are paved with silver, and anyone, look you, can get service with the Sahibs, who ride about
in twowheeled carts and spend money with a spade. Presently, grave and aloof, walking very heavily, the
lama joined himself to the chatter under the eaves, and they gave him great room. The thin air refreshed him,
and he sat on the edge of precipices with the best of them, and, when talk languished, flung pebbles into the
void. Thirty miles away, as the eagle flies, lay the next range, seamed and channelled and pitted with little
patches of brush forests, each a day's dark march. Behind the village, Shamlegh hill itself cut off all view to
southward. It was like sitting in a swallow's nest under the eaves of the roof of the world.
>From time to time the lama stretched out his hand, and with a little lowvoiced prompting would point out
the road to Spiti and north across the Parungla.
'Beyond, where the hills lie thickest, lies Dech'en' (he meant Hanle'), 'the great Monastery.
s'Tagstanrasch'en built it,and of him there runs this tale.' Whereupon he told it: a fantastic piled narrative
of bewitchment and miracles that set Shamlegh agasping. Turning west a little, he speered for the green hills
of Kulu, and sought Kailung under the glaciers.'For thither came I in the old, old days. From Leh I came, over
the Baralachi.'
'Yes, yes; we know it,' said the farfaring people of Shamlegh.
'And I slept two nights with the priests of Kailung. These are the Hills of my delight! Shadows blessed above
all other shadows! There my eyes opened on this world; there my eyes were opened to this world; there I
found Enlightenment; and there I girt my loins for my Search. Out of the Hills I came the high Hills and the
strong winds. Oh, just is the Wheel!' He blessed them in detail the great glaciers, the naked rocks, the piled
moraines and tumbled shale; dry upland, hidden saltlake, ageold timber and fruitful watershot valley one
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after the other, as a dying man blesses his folk; and Kim marvelled at his passion.
'Yes yes. There is no place like our Hills,' said the people of Shamlegh. And they fell to wondering how a
man could live in the hot terrible Plains where the cattle run as big as elephants, unfit to plough on a hillside;
where village touches village, they had heard, for a hundred miles; where folk went about stealing in gangs,
and what the robbers spared the Police carried utterly away.
So the still forenoon wore through, and at the end of it Kim's messenger dropped from the steep pasture as
unbreathed as when she had set out.
'I sent a word to the hakim,' Kim explained, while she made reverence.
'He joined himself to the idolaters? Nay, I remember he did a healing upon one of them. He has acquired
merit, though the healed employed his strength for evil. Just is the Wheel! What of the hakim?'
'I feared that thou hadst been bruised and and I knew he was wise.' Kim took the waxed walnutshell and
read in English on the back of his note: Your favour received. Cannot get away from present company at
present, but shall take them into Simla. After which, hope to rejoin you. Inexpedient to follow angry
gentlemen. Return by same road you came, and will overtake. Highly gratified about correspondence due to
my forethought. 'He says, Holy One, that he will escape from the idolaters, and will return to us. Shall we
wait awhile at Shamlegh, then?'
The lama looked long and lovingly upon the hills and shook his head.
'That may not be, chela. From my bones outward I do desire it, but it is forbidden. I have seen the Cause of
Things.'
'Why? When the Hills give thee back thy strength day by day? Remember we were weak and fainting down
below there in the Doon.'
'I became strong to do evil and to forget. A brawler and a swashbuckler upon the hillsides was I.' Kim bit
back a smile. 'Just and perfect is the Wheel, swerving not a hair. When I was a man a long time ago I did
pilgrimage to Guru Ch'wan among the poplars' (he pointed Bhotanwards), 'where they keep the Sacred
Horse.'
'Quiet, be quiet!' said Shamlegh, all arow. 'He speaks of Jamlin nink'or, the Horse That Can Go Round
The World In a Day.'
'I speak to my chela only,' said the lama, in gentle reproof, and they scattered like frost on south eaves of a
morning. 'I did not seek truth in those days, but the talk of doctrine. All illusion! I drank the beer and ate the
bread of Guru Ch'wan. Next day one said: "We go out to fight Sangor Gutok down the valley to discover"
(mark again how Lust is tied to Anger!) "which Abbot shall bear rule in the valley and take the profit of the
prayers they print at Sangor Gutok." I went, and we fought a day.'
'But how, Holy One?'
'With our long pencases as I could have shown . . . I say, we fought under the poplars, both Abbots and all the
monks, and one laid open my forehead to the bone. See!' He tilted back his cap and showed a puckered
silvery scar. 'Just and perfect is the Wheel! Yesterday the scar itched, and after fifty years I recalled how it
was dealt and the face of him who dealt it; dwelling a little in illusion. Followed that which thou didst see
strife and stupidity. Just is the Wheel! The idolater's blow fell upon the scar. Then I was shaken in my soul:
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my soul was darkened, and the boat of my soul rocked upon the waters of illusion. Not till I came to
Shamlegh could I meditate upon the Cause of Things, or trace the running grassroots of Evil. I strove all the
long night.'
'But', Holy One, thou art innocent of all evil. May I be thy sacrifice!'
Kim was genuinely distressed at the old man's sorrow, and Mahbub Ali's phrase slipped out unawares.
'In the dawn,' the lama went on more gravely, ready rosary clicking between the slow sentences, 'came
enlightenment. It is here ... I am an old man . . . hillbred, hillfed, never to sit down among my Hills. Three
years I travelled through Hind, but can earth be stronger than Mother Earth? My stupid body yearned to the
Hills and the snows of the Hills, from below there. I said, and it is true, my Search is sure. So, at the Kulu
woman's house I turned hillward, overpersuaded by myself. There is no blame to the hakim. He following
Desire foretold that the Hills would make me strong. They strengthened me to do evil, to forget my Search.
I delighted in life and the lust of life. I desired strong slopes to climb. I cast about to find them. I measured
the strength of my body, which is evil, against the high Hills, I made a mock of thee when thy breath came
short under Jamnotri. I jested when thou wouldst not face the snow of the pass.'
'But what harm? I was afraid. It was just. I am not a hillman; and I loved thee for thy new strength.'
'More than once I remember' he rested his cheek dolefully on his hand 'I sought thy praise and the
hakim's for the mere strength of my legs. Thus evil followed evil till the cup was full. Just is the Wheel! All
Hind for three years did me all honour. From the Fountain of Wisdom in the Wonder House to' he smiled
'a little child playing by a big gun the world prepared my road. And why?'
'Because we loved thee. It is only the fever of the blow. I myself am still sick and shaken.'
'No! It was because I was upon the Way tuned as are sinen [cymbals] to the purpose of the Law. I
departed from that ordinance. The tune was broken: followed the punishment. In my own Hills, on the edge
of my own country, in the very place of my evil desire, comes the buffet here!' (He touched his brow.) 'As a
novice is beaten when he misplaces the cups, so am I beaten, who was Abbot of Suchzen. No word, look
you, but a blow, chela.'
'But the Sahibs did not know thee, Holy One?'
'We were well matched. Ignorance and Lust met Ignorance and Lust upon the road, and they begat Anger.
The blow was a sign to me, who am no better than a strayed yak, that my place is not here. Who can read the
Cause of an act is halfway to Freedom! "Back to the path," says the Blow. "The Hills are not for thee. Thou
canst not choose Freedom and go in bondage to the delight of life."'
'Would we had never met that cursed Russian!'
'Our Lord Himself cannot make the Wheel swing backward. And for my merit that I had acquired I gain yet
another sign.' He put his hand in his bosom, and drew forth the Wheel of Life. 'Look! I considered this after I
had meditated. There remains untorn by the idolater no more than the breadth of my fingernail.'
'I see.'
'So much, then, is the span of my life in this body. I have served the Wheel all my days. Now the Wheel
serves me. But for the merit I have acquired in guiding thee upon the Way, there would have been added to
me yet another life ere I had found my River. Is it plain, chela?'
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Kim stared at the brutally disfigured chart. From left to right diagonally the rent ran from the Eleventh
House where Desire gives birth to the Child (as it is drawn by Tibetans) across the human and animal
worlds, to the Fifth House the empty House of the Senses. The logic was unanswerable.
'Before our Lord won Enlightenment' the lama folded all away with reverence 'He was tempted. I too
have been tempted, but it is finished. The Arrow fell in the Plains not in the Hills. Therefore, what make we
here?'
'Shall we at least wait for the hakim?'
'I know how long I shall live in this body. What can a hakim do?'
'But thou art all sick and shaken. Thou canst not walk.'
'How can I be sick if I see Freedom?' He rose unsteadily to his feet.
'Then I must get food from the village. Oh, the weary Road!' Kim felt that he too needed rest.
'That is lawful. Let us eat and go. he Arrow fell in the Plains ... but I yielded to Desire. Make ready, chela.'
Kim turned to the woman with the turquoise headgear who had been idly pitching pebbles over the cliff. She
smiled very kindly.
'I found him like a strayed buffalo in a cornfield the Babu; snorting and sneezing with cold. He was so
hungry that he forgot his dignity and gave me sweet words. The Sahibs have nothing.' She flung out an empty
palm. 'One is very sick about the stomach. Thy work?'
Kim nodded, with a bright eye.
'I spoke to the Bengali first and to the people of a nearby village after. The Sahibs will be given food as
they need it nor will the people ask money. The plunder is already distributed. The Babu makes lying
speeches to the Sahibs. Why does he not leave them?'
'Out of the greatness of his heart.'
"Was never a Bengali yet had one bigger than a dried walnut. But it is no matter ... Now as to walnuts. After
service comes reward. I have said the village is thine.'
'It is my loss,' Kim began. 'Even now I had planned desirable things in my heart which' there is no need to
go through the compliments proper to these occasions. He sighed deeply . . . 'But my master, led by a vision
'
'Huh! What can old eyes see except a full beggingbowl?'
' turns from this village to the Plains again.'
'Bid him stay.'
Kim shook his head. 'I know my Holy One, and his rage if he be crossed,' he replied impressively. 'His curses
shake the Hills.'
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'Pity they did not save him from a broken head! I heard that thou wast the tigerhearted one who smote the
Sahib. Let him dream a little longer. Stay!'
'Hillwoman,' said Kim, with austerity that could not harden the outlines of his young oval face, 'these matters
are too high for thee.'
'The Gods be good to us! Since when have men and women been other than men and women?'
'A priest is a priest. He says he will go upon this hour. I am his chela, and I go with him. We need food for
the Road. He is an honoured guest in all the villages, but' he broke into a pure boy's grin 'the food here is
good. Give me some.'
'What if I do not give it thee? I am the woman of this village.'
'Then I curse thee a little not greatly, but enough to remember.' He could not help smiling.
'Thou hast cursed me already by the downdropped eyelash and the uplifted chin. Curses? What should I care
for mere words?' She clenched her hands upon her bosom . . . 'But I would not have thee to go in anger,
thinking hardly of me a gatherer of cowdung and grass at Shamlegh, but still a woman of substance.'
'I think nothing,' said Kim, 'but that I am grieved to go, for I am very weary; and that we need food. Here is
the bag.'
The woman snatched it angrily. 'I was foolish,' said she. 'Who is thy woman in the Plains? Fair or black? I
was fair once. Laughest thou? Once, long ago, if thou canst believe, a Sahib looked on me with favour. Once,
long ago, I wore European clothes at the Mission house yonder.' She pointed towards Kotgarh. 'Once, long
ago. I was Kerlistian and spoke English as the Sahibs speak it. Yes. My Sahib said he would return and
wed me yes, wed me. He went away I had nursed him when he was sick but he never returned. Then I
saw that the Gods of the Kerlistians lied, and I went back to my own people . . . I have never set eyes on a
Sahib since. (Do not laugh at me. The fit is past, little priestling.) Thy face and thy walk and thy fashion of
speech put me in mind of my Sahib, though thou art only a wandering mendicant to whom I give a dole.
Curse me? Thou canst neither curse nor bless!' She set her hands on her hips and laughed bitterly. 'Thy Gods
are lies; thy works are lies; thy words are lies. There are no Gods under all the Heavens. I know it ... But for
awhile I thought it was my Sahib come back, and he was my God. Yes, once I made music on a pianno in the
Missionhouse at Kotgarh. Now I give alms to priests who are heatthen.' She wound up with the English
word, and tied the mouth of the brimming bag.
'I wait for thee, chela, ' said the lama, leaning against the door post.
The woman swept the tall figure with her eyes. 'He walk! He cannot cover half a mile. Whither would old
bones go?'
At this Kim, already perplexed by the lama's collapse and foreseeing the weight of the bag, fairly lost his
temper.
'What is it to thee, woman of illomen, where he goes?'
'Nothing but something to thee, priest with a Sahib's face. Wilt thou carry him on thy shoulders?'
'I go to the Plains. None must hinder my return. I have wrestled with my soul till I am strengthless. The stupid
body is spent, and we are far from the Plains.'
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'Behold!' she said simply, and drew aside to let Kim see his own utter helplessness. 'Curse me. Maybe it will
give him strength. Make a charm! Call on thy great God. Thou art a priest.' She turned away.
The lama had squatted limply, still holding by the doorpost. One cannot strike down an old man that he
recovers again like a boy in the night. Weakness bowed him to the earth, but his eyes that hung on Kim were
alive and imploring.
'It is all well,' said Kim. 'It is the thin air that weakens thee. In a little while we go! It is the
mountainsickness. I too am a little sick at stomach,' ... and he knelt and comforted with such poor words as
came first to his lips. Then the woman returned, more erect than ever.
'Thy Gods useless, heh? Try mine. I am the Woman of Shamlegh.' She hailed hoarsely, and there came out of
a cowpen her two husbands and three others with a dooli, the rude native litter of the Hills, that they use for
carrying the sick and for visits of state. 'These cattle' she did not condescend to look at them 'are thine for
so long as thou shalt need.'
'But we will not go Simlaway. We will not go near the Sahibs,' cried the first husband.
'They will not run away as the others did, nor will they steal baggage. Two I know for weaklings. Stand to the
rearpole, Sonoo and Taree.' They obeyed swiftly. 'Lower now, and lift in that holy man. I will see to the
village and your virtuous wives till ye return.'
'When will that be?'
'Ask the priests. Do not pester me. Lay the foodbag at the foot, it balances better so.'
'Oh, Holy One, thy Hills are kinder than our Plains!' cried Kim, relieved, as the lama tottered to the litter. 'It is
a very king's bed a place of honour and ease. And we owe it to '
'A woman of illomen. I need thy blessings as much as I do thy curses. It is my order and none of thine. Lift
and away! Here! Hast thou money for the road?'
She beckoned Kim to her hut, and stooped above a battered English cashbox under her cot.
'I do not need anything,' said Kim, angered where he should have been grateful. 'I am already rudely loaded
with favours.'
She looked up with a curious smile and laid a hand on his shoulder. 'At least, thank me. I am foulfaced and a
hillwoman, but, as thy talk goes, I have acquired merit. Shall I show thee how the Sahibs render thanks?' and
her hard eyes softened.
'I am but a wandering priest,' said Kim, his eyes lighting in answer. 'Thou needest neither my blessings nor
my curses.'
'Nay. But for one little moment thou canst overtake the dooli in ten strides if thou wast a Sahib, shall I
show thee what thou wouldst do?'
'How if I guess, though?' said Kim, and putting his arm round her waist, he kissed her on the cheek, adding in
English: 'Thank you verree much, my dear.'
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Kissing is practically unknown among Asiatics, which may have been the reason that she leaned back with
wideopen eyes and a face of panic.
'Next time,' Kim went on, 'you must not be so sure of your heatthen priests. Now I say goodbye.' He held
out his hand Englishfashion. She took it mechanically. 'Goodbye, my dear.'
'Goodbye, and and' she was remembering her English words one by one 'you will come back again?
Goodbye, and thee God bless you.'
Half an hour later, as the creaking litter jolted up the hill path that leads southeasterly from Shamlegh, Kim
saw a tiny figure at the hut door waving a white rag.
'She has acquired merit beyond all others,' said the lama. 'For to set a man upon the way to Freedom is half as
great as though she had herself found it.'
'Umm,' said Kim thoughtfully, considering the past. 'It may be that I have acquired merit also ... At least she
did not treat me like a child.' He hitched the front of his robe, where lay the slab of documents and maps,
restowed the precious foodbag at the lama's feet, laid his hand on the litter's edge, and buckled down to the
slow pace of the grunting husbands.
'These also acquire merit,' said the lama after three miles.
'More than that, they shall be paid in silver,' quoth Kim. The Woman of Shamlegh had given it to him; and it
was only fair, he argued, that her men should earn it back again.
Chapter 15
I'd not give room for an Emperor
I'd hold my road for a King.
To the Triple Crown I'd not bow down
But this is a different thing!
I'll not fight with the Powers of Air
Sentry, pass him through!
Drawbridge let fall He's the Lord of us all
The Dreamer whose dream came true!
The Siege of the Fairies.
Two hundred miles north of Chini, on the blue shale of Ladakh, lies Yankling Sahib, the merryminded man,
spyglassing wrathfully across the ridges for some sign of his pet tracker a man from Aochung. But that
renegade, with a new Mannlicher rifle and two hundred cartridges, is elsewhere, shooting muskdeer for the
market, and Yankling Sahib will learn next season how very ill he has been.
Up the valleys of Bushahr the farbeholding eagles of the Himalayas swerve at his new blueandwhite
gored umbrella hurries a Bengali, once fat and welllooking, now lean and weatherworn. He has received
the thanks of two foreigners of distinction, piloted not unskilfully to Mashobra tunnel, which leads to the
great and gay capital of India. It was not his fault that, blanketed by wet mists, he conveyed them past the
telegraphstation and European colony of Kotgarh. It was not his fault, but that of the Gods, of whom he
discoursed so engagingly, that he led them into the borders of Nahan, where the Rahah of that State mistook
them for deserting British soldiery. Hurree Babu explained the greatness and glory, in their own country, of
his companions, till the drowsy kinglet smiled. He explained it to everyone who asked many times aloud
variously. He begged food, arranged accommodation, proved a skilful leech for an injury of the groin
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such a blow as one may receive rolling down a rockcovered hillside in the dark and in all things
indispensable. The reason of his friendliness did him credit. With millions of fellowserfs, he had learned to
look upon Russia as the great deliverer from the North. He was a fearful man. He had been afraid that he
could not save his illustrious employers from the anger of an excited peasantry. He himself would just as lief
hit a holy man as not, but ... He was deeply grateful and sincerely rejoiced that he had done his 'little possible'
towards bringing their venture to barring the lost baggage a successful issue, he had forgotten the blows;
denied that any blows had been dealt that unseemly first night under the pines. He asked neither pension nor
retaining fee, but, if they deemed him worthy, would they write him a testimonial? It might be useful to him
later, if others, their friends, came over the Passes. He begged them to remember him in their future
greatnesses, for he 'opined subtly' that he, even he, Mohendro Lal Dutt, MA of Calcutta, had 'done the State
some service'.
They gave him a certificate praising his courtesy, helpfulness, and unerring skill as a guide. He put it in his
waistbelt and sobbed with emotion; they had endured so many dangers together. He led them at high noon
along crowded Simla Mall to the Alliance Bank of Simla, where they wished to establish their identity.
Thence he vanished like a dawncloud on Jakko.
Behold him, too finedrawn to sweat, too pressed to vaunt the drugs in his little brassbound box, ascending
Shamlegh slope, a just man made perfect. Watch him, all Babudom laid aside, smoking at noon on a cot,
while a woman with turquoisestudded headgear points south easterly across the bare grass. Litters, she
says, do not travel as fast as single men, but his birds should now be in the Plains. The holy man would not
stay though Lispeth pressed him. The Babu groans heavily, girds up his huge loins, and is off again. He does
not care to travel after dusk; but his days' marches there is none to enter them in a book would astonish
folk who mock at his race. Kindly villagers, remembering the Dacca drugvendor of two months ago, give
him shelter against evil spirits of the wood. He dreams of Bengali Gods, University textbooks of education,
and the Royal Society, London, England. Next dawn the bobbing blueandwhite umbrella goes forward.
On the edge of the Doon, Mussoorie well behind them and the Plains spread out in golden dust before, rests a
worn litter in which all the Hills know it lies a sick lama who seeks a River for his healing. Villages have
almost come to blows over the honour of bearing it, for not only has the lama given them blessings, but his
disciple good money full onethird Sahibs' prices. Twelve miles a day has the dooli travelled, as the greasy,
rubbed poleends show, and by roads that few Sahibs use. Over the Nilang Pass in storm when the driven
snowdust filled every fold of the impassive lama's drapery; between the black horns of Raieng where they
heard the whistle of the wild goats through the clouds; pitching and strained on the shale below; hardheld
between shoulder and clenched jaw when they rounded the hideous curves of the Cut Road under Bhagirati;
swinging and creaking to the steady jogtrot of the descent into the Valley of the Waters; pressed along the
steamy levels of that locked valley; up, up and out again, to meet the roaring gusts off Kedarnath; set down of
middays in the dun gloom of kindly oak forests; passed from village to village in dawnchill, when even
devotees may be forgiven for swearing at impatient holy men;or by torchlight, when the least fearful think of
ghosts the dooli has reached her last stage. The little hillfolk sweat in the modified heat of the lower
Siwaliks, and gather round the priests for their blessing and their wage.
'Ye have acquired merit,' says the lama. 'Merit greater than your knowing. And ye will return to the Hills,' he
sighs.
'Surely. The high Hills as soon as may be.' The bearer rubs his shoulder, drinks water, spits it out again, and
readjusts his grass sandal. Kim his face is drawn and tired pays very small silver from his belt', heaves
out the foodbag, crams an oilskin packet they are holy writings into his bosom, and helps the lama to his
feet. The peace has come again into the old man's eyes, and he does not look for the hills to fall down and
crush him as he did that terrible night when they were delayed by the flooded river.
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The men pick up the dooli and swing out of sight between the scrub clumps.
The lama raises a hand toward the rampart of the Himalayas. 'Not with you, O blessed among all hills, fell the
Arrow of Our Lord! And never shall I breathe your airs again!'
'But thou art ten times the stronger man in this good air,' says Kim, for to his wearied soul appeal the
wellcropped, kindly Plains. 'Here, or hereabouts, fell the Arrow, yes. We will go very softly, perhaps, a koss
a day, for the Search is sure. But the bag weighs heavy.'
'Ay, our Search is sure. I have come out of great temptation.'
It was never more than a couple of miles a day now, and Kim's shoulders bore all the weight of it the
burden of an old man, the burden of the heavy foodbag with the locked books, the load of the writings on
his heart, and the details of the daily routine. He begged in the dawn, set blankets for the lama's meditation,
held the weary head on his lap through the noonday heats, fanning away the flies till his wrists ached, begged
again in the evenings, and rubbed the lama's feet, who rewarded him with promise of Freedom today,
tomorrow, or, at furthest, the next day.
'Never was such a chela. I doubt at times whether Ananda more faithfully nursed Our Lord. And thou art a
Sahib? When I was a man a long time ago I forgot that. Now I look upon thee often, and every time I
remember that thou art a Sahib. It is strange.'
'Thou hast said there is neither black nor white. Why plague me with this talk, Holy One? Let me rub the
other foot. It vexes me. I am not a Sahib. I am thy chela, and my head is heavy on my shoulders.'
'Patience a little! We reach Freedom together. Then thou and I, upon the far bank of the River, will look back
upon our lives as in the Hills we saw our days' marches laid out behind us. Perhaps I was once a Sahib.'
"Was never a Sahib like thee, I swear it.'
'I am certain the Keeper of the Images in the Wonder House was in past life a very wise Abbot. But even his
spectacles do not make my eyes see. There fall shadows when I would look steadily. No matter we know
the tricks of the poor stupid carcass shadow changing to another shadow. I am bound by the illusion of
Time and Space. How far came we today in the flesh?'
'Perhaps half a koss.' (Three quarters of a mile, and it was a weary march.)
'Half a koss. Ha! I went ten thousand thousand in the spirit. How, we are all lapped and swathed and
swaddled in these senseless things.' He looked at his thin blueveined hand that found the beads so heavy.
'Chela, hast thou never a wish to leave me?'
Kim thought of the oilskin packet and the books in the food bag. If someone duly authorized would only
take delivery of them the Great Game might play itself for aught he then cared. He was tired and hot in his
head, and a cough that came from the stomach worried him.
'No.' he said almost sternly. 'I am not a dog or a snake to bite when I have learned to love.'
'Thou art too tender towards me.'
'Not that either. I have moved in one matter without consulting thee. I have sent a message to the Kulu
woman by that woman who gave us the goat's milk this morn, saying that thou wast a little feeble and
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wouldst need a litter. I beat myself in mv mind that I did not do it when we entered the Doon. e stay in this
place till the litter returns.'
'I am content. She is a woman with a heart of gold, as thou sayest, but a talker something of a talker.'
'She will not weary thee. I have looked to that also. Holy One, my heart is very heavy for my many
carelessnesses towards thee.' An hysterical catch rose in his throat. 'I have walked thee too far: I have not
picked good food always for thee; I have not considered the heat; I have talked to people on the road and left
thee alone ... I have I have ... Hai mai! But I love thee ... and it is all too late ... I was a child . . . Oh, why
was I not a man? . . .' Overborne by strain, fatigue, and the weight beyond his years, Kim broke down and
sobbed at the lama's feet.
'What a todo is here!' said the old man gently. 'Thou hast never stepped a hair's breadth from the Way of
Obedience. Neglect me? Child, I have lived on thy strength as an old tree lives on the lime of a new wall. Day
by day, since Shamlegh down, I have stolen strength from thee. Therefore, not through any sin of thine, art
thou weakened. It is the Body the silly, stupid Body that speaks now. Not the assured Soul. Be
comforted! Know at least the devils that thou fightest. They are earthborn children of illusion. We will go
to the woman from Kulu. She shall acquire merit in housing us, and specially in tending me. Thou shalt run
free till strength returns. I had forgotten the stupid Body. If there be any blame, I bear it. But we are too close
to the Gates of Deliverance to weigh blame. I could praise thee, but what need? In a little in a very little
we shall sit beyond all needs.'
And so he petted and comforted Kim with wise saws and grave texts on that littleunderstood beast, our
Body, who, being but a delusion, insists on posing as the Soul, to the darkening of the Way, and the immense
multiplication of unnecessary devils.
'Hai! hai! Let us talk of the woman from Kulu. Think you she will ask another charm for her grandsons?
When I was a young man, a very long time ago, I was plagued with these vapours and some others and I
went to an Abbot a very holy man and a seeker after truth, though then I knew it not. Sit up and listen, child
of my soul! My tale was told. Said he to me, "Chela, know this. There are many lies in the world, and not a
few liars, but there are no liars like our bodies, except it be the sensations of our bodies." Considering this I
was comforted, and of his great favour he suffered me to drink tea In his presence. Suffer me now to drink
tea, for I am thirsty.'
With a laugh across his tears, Kim kissed the lama's feet, and set about the teamaking.
'Thou leanest on me in the body, Holy One, but I lean on thee for some other things. Dost know it?'
'I have guessed maybe,' and the lama's eyes twinkled. 'We must change that.'
So, when with scufflings and scrapings and a hot air of importance, paddled up nothing less than the Sahiba's
pet palanquin sent twenty miles, with that same grizzled old Oorya servant in charge, and when they reached
the disorderly order of the long white rambling house behind Saharunpore, the lama took his own measures.
Said the Sahiba cheerily from an upper window, after compliments: 'What is the good of an old woman's
advice to an old man? I told thee I told thee, Holy One, to keep an eye upon the chela. How didst thou do
it? Never answer me! I know. He has been running among the women. Look at his eyes hollow and sunk
and the Betraying Line from the nose down! He has been sifted out! Fie! Fie! And a priest, too!'
Kim looked up, overweary to smile, shaking his head in denial.
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'Do not jest,' said the lama. 'That time is done. We are here upon great matters. A sickness of soul took me in
the Hills, and him a sickness of the body. Since then I have lived upon his strength eating him.'
'Children together young and old,' she sniffed, but forbore to make any new jokes. 'May this present
hospitality restore ye! Hold awhile and I will come to gossip of the high good Hills.'
At evening time her soninlaw was returned, so she did not need to go on inspection round the farm she
won to the meat of the matter, explained lowvoicedly by the lama. The two old heads nodded wisely
together. Kim had reeled to a room with a cot in it, and was dozing soddenly. The lama had forbidden him to
set blankets or get food.
'I know I know. Who but I?' she cackled. 'We who go down to the burningghats clutch at the hands of
those coming up from the River of Life with full waterjars yes, brimming waterjars. I did the boy wrong.
He lent thee his strength? It is true that the old eat the young daily. Stands now we must restore him.'
'Thou hast many times acquired merit '
'My merit. What is it? Old bag of bones making curries for men who do not ask "Who cooked this?" Now if it
were stored up for my grandson '
'He that had the bellypain?'
'To think the Holy One remembers that! I must tell his mother. It is most singular honour! "He that had the
bellypain" straightway the Holy One remembered. She will be proud.'
'My chela is to me as is a son to the unenlightened.'
'Say grandson, rather. Mothers have not the wisdom of our years. If a child cries they say the heavens are
falling. Now a grandmother is far enough separated from the pain of bearing and the pleasure of giving the
breast to consider whether a cry is wickedness pure or the wind. And since thou speakest once again of wind,
when last the Holy One was here, maybe I offended in pressing for charms.'
'Sister,' said the lama, using that form of address a Buddhist monk may sometimes employ towards a nun, 'if
charms comfort thee '
'They are better than ten thousand doctors.'
'I say, if they comfort thee, I who was Abbot of Suchzen, will make as many as thou mayest desire. I have
never seen thy face '
'That even the monkeys who steal our loquats count for again. Hee! hee!'
'But as he who sleeps there said,' he nodded at the shut door of the guestchamber across the forecourt
'thou hast a heart of gold ... And he is in the spirit my very "grandson" to me'
'Good! I am the Holy One's cow." This was pure Hinduism, but the lama never heeded. 'I am old. I have
borne sons in the body. Oh, once I could please men! Now I can cure them.' He heard her armlets tinkle as
though she bared arms for action. 'I will take over the boy and dose him, and stuff him, and make him all
whole. Hat! hai'! We old people know something yet.'
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Wherefore when Kim, aching in every bone, opened his eyes, and would go to the cookhouse to get his
master's food, he found strong coercion about him, and a veiled old figure at the door, flanked by the grizzled
manservant, who told him very precisely the things that he was on no account to do.
'Thou must have? Thou shalt have nothing. What? A locked box in which to keep holy books? Oh, that is
another matter. Heavens forbid I should come between a priest and his prayers! It shall be brought, and thou
shalt keep the key.'
They pushed the coffer under his cot, and Kim shut away Mahbub's pistol, the oilskin packet of letters, and
the locked books and diaries, with a groan of relief. For some absurd reason their weight on his shoulders was
nothing to their weight on his poor mind. His neck ached under it of nights.
'Thine is a sickness uncommon in youth these days: since young folk have given up tending their betters. The
remedy is sleep, and certain drugs,' said the Sahiba; and he was glad to give himself up to the blankness that
half menaced and half soothed him.
She brewed drinks, in some mysterious Asiatic equivalent to the stillroom drenches that smelt pestilently
and tasted worse. She stood over Kim till they went down, and inquired exhaustively after they had come up.
She laid a taboo upon the forecourt, and enforced it by means of an armed man. It is true he was seventy odd,
that his scabbarded sword ceased at the hilt; but he represented the authority of the Sahiba, and loaded wains,
chattering servants, calves, dogs, hens, and the like, fetched a wide compass by those parts. Best of all, when
the body was cleared, she cut out from the mass of poor relations that crowded the back of the buildings
household dogs, we name them a cousin's widow, skilled in what Europeans, who know nothing about it,
call massage. And the two of them, laying him east and west, that the mysterious earthcurrents which thrill
the clay of our bodies might help and not hinder, took him to pieces all one long afternoon bone by bone,
muscle by muscle, ligament by ligament, and lastly, nerve by nerve. Kneaded to irresponsible pulp, half
hypnotized by the perpetual flick and readjustment of the uneasy chudders that veiled their eyes, Kim slid ten
thousand miles into slumber thirtysix hours of it sleep that soaked like rain after drought.
Then she fed him, and the house spun to her clamour. She caused fowls to be slain; she sent for vegetables,
and the sober, slow thinking gardener, nigh as old as she, sweated for it; she took spices, and milk, and
onion, with little fish from the brooks anon limes for sherbets, fat quails from the pits, then chickenlivers
upon a skewer, with sliced ginger between.
'I have seen something of this world,' she said over the crowded trays, 'and there are but two sorts of women
in it those who take the strength out of a man and those who put it back. Once I was that one, and now I am
this. Nay do not play the priestling with me. Mine was but a jest. If it does not hold good now, it will when
thou takest the road again. Cousin,' this to the poor relation, never wearied of extolling her patroness's
charity 'he is getting a bloom on the skin of a newcurried horse. Our work is like polishing jewels to be
thrown to a dancegirl eh?'
Kim sat up and smiled. The terrible weakness had dropped from him like an old shoe. His tongue itched for
free speech again, and but a week back the lightest word clogged it like ashes. The pain in his neck (he must
have caught it from the lama) had gone with the heavy dengueaches and the evil taste in the mouth. The two
old women, a little, but not much, more careful about their veils now, clucked as merrily as the hens that had
entered pecking through the open door.
'Where is my Holy One?' he demanded.
'Hear him! Thy Holy One is well,' she snapped viciously. 'Though that is none of his merit., Knew I a charm
to make him wise, I'd sell my jewels and buy it. To refuse good food that I cooked myself and go roving
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into the fields for two nights on an empty belly and to tumble into a brook at the end of it call you that
holiness? Then, when he has nearly broken what thou hast left of my heart with anxiety, he tells me that he
has acquired merit. Oh, how like are all men! No, that was not it he tells me that he is freed from all sin. I
could have told him that before he wetted himself all over. He is well now this happened a week ago but
burn me such holiness! A babe of three would do better. Do not fret thyself for the Holy One. He keeps both
eyes on thee when he is not wading our brooks.'
'I do not remember to have seen him. I remember that the days and nights passed like bars of white and black,
opening and shutting. I was not sick: I was but tired."
'A lethargy that comes by right some few score years later. But it is done now.'
'Maharanee,' Kim began, but led by the look in her eye, changed it to the title of plain love 'Mother, I owe
my life to thee. How shall I make thanks? Ten thousand blessings upon thy house and '
'The house be unblessed!' (It is impossible to give exactly the old lady's word.) 'Thank the Gods as a priest if
thou wilt, but thank me, if thou carest, as a son. Heavens above! Have I shifted thee and lifted thee and
slapped and twisted thy ten toes to find texts flung at my head? Somewhere a mother must have borne thee to
break her heart. What used thou to her son?'
'I had no mother, my mother,' said Kim. 'She died, they tell me, when I was young.'
'Hai mai! Then none can say I have robbed her of any right if when thou takest the road again and this
house is but one of a thousand used for shelter and forgotten, after an easyflung blessing. No matter. I need
no blessings, but but ' She stamped her foot at the poor relation. 'Take up the trays to the house. What is
the good of stale food in the room, O woman of illomen?'
'I ha have borne a son in my time too, but he died,' whimpered the bowed sisterfigure behind the chudder.
'Thou knowest he died! I only waited for the order to take away the, tray.'
'It is I that am the woman of illomen,' cried the old lady penitently. 'We that go down to the chattris [the big
umbrellas above the burningghats where the priests take their last dues] clutch hard at the bearers of the
chattis [waterjars young folk full of the pride of life, she meant; but the pun is clumsy].When one cannot
dance in the festival one must e'en look out of the window, and grandmothering takes all a woman's time.
Thy master gives me all the charms I now desire for my daughter's eldest, by reason is it? that he is
wholly free from sin. The hakim is brought very low these days. He goes about poisoning my servants for
lack of their betters.'
'What hakim, mother?'
'That very Dacca man who gave me the pill which rent me in three pieces. He cast up like a strayed camel a
week ago, vowing that he and thou had been bloodbrothers together up Kuluway, and feigning great
anxiety for thy health. He was very thin and hungry, so I gave orders to have him stuffed too him and his
anxiety!'
'I would see him if he is here.'
'He eats five times a day, and lances boils for my hinds to save himself from an apoplexy. He is so full of
anxiety for thy health that he sticks to the cookhouse door and stays himself with scraps. He will keep. We
shall never get rid of him.'
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'Send him here, mother' the twinkle returned to Kim's eye for a flash 'and I will try.'
'I'll send him, but to chase him off is an ill turn. At least he had the sense to fish the Holy One out of the
brook; thus, as the Holy One did not say, acquiring merit.'
'He is a very wise hakim. Send him, mother.'
'Priest praising priest? A miracle! If he is any friend of thine (ye squabbled at your last meeting) I'll hale him
here with horseropes and and give him a castedinner afterwards, my son ... Get up and see the world!
This lying abed is the mother of seventy devils ... my son! my son!'
She trotted forth to raise a typhoon off the cookhouse, and almost on her shadow rolled in the Babu, robed
as to the shoulders like a Roman emperor, jowled like Titus, bareheaded, with new patent leather shoes, in
highest condition of fat, exuding joy and salutations.
'By Jove, Mister O'Hara, but I are jollyglad to see you. I will kindly shut the door. It is a pity you are sick.
Are you very sick?'
'The papers the papers from the kilta. The maps and the murasla!' He held out the key impatiently; for the
present need on his soul was to get rid of the loot.
'You are quite right. That is correct Departmental view to take. You have got everything?'
'All that was handwritten in the kilta I took. The rest I threw down the hill.' He could hear the key's grate in
the lock, the sticky pull of the slowrending oilskin, and a quick shuffling of papers. He had been annoyed
out of all reason by the knowledge that they lay below him through the sick idle days a burden
incommunicable. For that reason the blood tingled through his body, when Hurree, skipping elephantinely,
shook hands again.
'This is fine! This is finest! Mister O'Hara! you have ha! ha! swiped the whole bag of tricks locks, stocks,
and barrels. They told me it was eight months' work gone up the spouts! By Jove, how they beat me! ... Look,
here is the letter from Hilas!' He intoned a line or two of Court Persian, which is the language of authorized
and unauthorized diplomacy. 'Mister Rajah Sahib has just about put his foot in the holes. He will have to
explain offeecially how the deucean'all he is writing loveletters to the Czar. And they are very clever
maps ... and there is three or four Prime Ministers of these parts implicated by the correspondence. By Gad,
sar! The British Government will change the succession in Hilas and Bunar, and nominate new heirs to the
throne. "Treason most base" ... but you do not understand? Eh?'
'Are they in thy hands?' said Kim. It was all he cared for.
'Just you jollywell bet yourself they are.' He stowed the entire trove about his body, as only Orientals can.
'They are going up to the office, too. The old lady thinks I am permanent fixture here, but I shall go away
with these straight off immediately. Mr Lurgan will be proud man. You are offeecially subordinate to me,
but I shall embody your name in my verbal report. It is a pity we are not allowed written reports. We Bengalis
excel in thee exact science.' He tossed back the key and showed the box empty.
'Good. That is good. I was very tired. My Holy One was sick, too. And did he fall into '
'Oah yess. I am his good friend, I tell you. He was behaving very strange when I came down after you, and I
thought perhaps he might have the papers. I followed him on his meditations, and to discuss ethnological
points also. You see, I am verree small person here nowadays, in comparison with all his charms. By Jove,
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O'Hara, do you know, he is afflicted with infirmity of fits. Yess, I tell you. Cataleptic, too, if not also
epileptic. I found him in such a state under a tree in articulo mortem, and he jumped up and walked into a
brook and he was nearly drowned but for me. I pulled him out.'
'Because I was not there!' said Kim. 'He might have died.'
'Yes, he might have died, but he is dry now, and asserts he has undergone transfiguration.' The Babu tapped
his forehead knowingly. 'I took notes of his statements for Royal Society in posse. You must make haste
and be quite well and come back to Simla, and I will tell you all my tale at Lurgan's. It was splendid. The
bottoms of their trousers were quite torn, and old Nahan Rajah, he thought they were European soldiers
deserting.'
'Oh, the Russians? How long were they with thee?'
'One was a Frenchman. Oh, days and days and days! Now all the hill people believe all Russians are all
beggars. By Jove! they had not one dam'thing that I did not get them. And I told the common people oah,
such tales and anecdotes! I will tell you at old Lurgan's when you come up. We will have ah a night out!
It is feather in both our caps! Yess, and they gave me a certificate. That is creaming joke. You should have
seen them at the Alliance Bank identifying themselves! And thank Almighty God you got their papers so
well! You do not laugh verree much, but you shall laugh when you are well. Now I will go straight to the
railway and get out. You shall have all sorts of credits for your game. When do you come along? We are very
proud of you though you gave us great frights. And especially Mahbub.'
'Ay, Mahbub. And where is he?'
'Selling horses in this vicinity, of course.'
'Here! Why? Speak slowly. There is a thickness in my head still.'
The Babu looked shyly down his nose. 'Well, you see, I am fearful man, and I do not like responsibility. You
were sick, you see, and I did not know where deucean'all the papers were, and if so, how many. So when I
had come down here I slipped in private wire to Mahbub he was at Meerut for races and I tell him how
case stands. He comes up with his men and he consorts with the lama, and then he calls me a fool, and is very
rude '
'But wherefore wherefore?'
'That is what I ask. I only suggest that if anyone steals the papers I should like some good strong, brave men
to rob them back again. You see, they are vitally important, and Mahbub Ali he did not know where you
were.'
'Mahbub Ali to rob the Sahiba's house? Thou art mad, Babu,' said Kim with indignation.
'I wanted the papers. Suppose she had stole them? It was only practical suggestion, I think. You are not
pleased, eh?'
A native proverb unquotable showed the blackness of Kim's disapproval.
'Well,' Hurree shrugged his shoulders 'there is no accounting for thee taste. Mahbub was angry too. He
has sold horses all about here, and he says old lady is pukka [thorough] old lady and would not condescend to
such ungentlemanly things. I do not care. I have got the papers, and I was very glad of moral support from
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Mahbub. I tell you, I am fearful man, but, somehow or other, the more fearful I am the more dam'tight
places I get into. So I was glad you came with me to Chini, and I am glad Mahbub was close by. The old lady
she is sometimes very rude to me and my beautiful pills.'
'Allah be merciful!' said Kim on his elbow, rejoicing. 'What a beast of wonder is a Babu! And that man
walked alone if he did walk with robbed and angry foreigners!'
'Oah, thatt was nothing, after they had done beating me; but if I lost the papers it was prettyjolly serious.
Mahbub he nearly beat me too, and he went and consorted with the lama no end. I shall stick to ethnological
investigations henceforwards. Now goodbye, Mister O'Hara. I can catch 4.25 p.m. to Umballa if I am quick.
It will be good times when we all tell thee tale up at Mr Lurgan's. I shall report you offeecially better.
Goodbye, my dear fallow, and when next you are under thee emotions please do not use the Mohammedan
terms with the Tibetan dress.'
He shook hands twice a Babu to his bootheels and opened the door. With the fall of the sunlight upon
his still triumphant face he returned to the humble Dacca quack.
'He robbed them,' thought Kim, forgetting his own share in the game. 'He tricked them. He lied to them like a
Bengali. They give him a chit [a testimonial]. He makes them a mock at the risk of his life I never would
have gone down to them after the pistolshots and then he says he is a fearful man ... And he is a fearful
man. I must get into the world again.'
At first his legs bent like bad pipestems, and the flood and rush of the sunlit air dazzled him. He squatted by
the white wall, the mind rummaging among the incidents of the long dooli journey, the lama's weaknesses,
and, now that the stimulus of talk was removed, his own selfpity, of which, like the sick, he had great store.
The unnerved brain edged away from all the outside, as a raw horse, once rowelled, sidles from the spur. It
was enough, amply enough, that the spoil of the kilta was away off his hands out of his possession. He
tried to think of the lama to wonder why he had tumbled into a brook but the bigness of the world, seen
between the forecourt gates, swept linked thought aside. Then he looked upon the trees and the broad fields,
with the thatched huts hidden among crops looked with strange eyes unable to take up the size and
proportion and use of things stared for a still halfhour. All that while he felt, though he could not put it
into words, that his soul was out of gear with its surroundings a cogwheel unconnected with any
machinery, just like the idle cogwheel of a cheap Beheea sugarcrusher laid by in a corner. The breezes
fanned over him, the parrots shrieked at him, the noises of the populated house behind squabbles, orders,
and reproofs hit on dead ears.
'I am Kim. I am Kim. And what is Kim?' His soul repeated it again and again.
He did not want to cry had never felt less like crying in his life but of a sudden easy, stupid tears trickled
down his nose, and with an almost audible click he felt the wheels of his being lock up anew on the world
without. Things that rode meaningless on the eyeball an instant before slid into proper proportion. Roads
were meant to be walked upon, houses to belived in, cattle to be driven, fields to be tilled, and men and
women to be talked to. They were all real and true solidly planted upon the feet perfectly comprehensible
clay of his clay, neither more nor less. He shook himself like a dog with a flea in his ear, and rambled out
of the gate. Said the Sahiba, to whom watchful eyes reported this move: 'Let him go. I have done my share.
Mother Earth must do the rest. When the Holy One comes back from meditation, tell him.'
There stood an empty bullockcart on a little knoll half a mile away, with a young banyan tree behind a
lookout, as it were, above some newploughed levels; and his eyelids, bathed in soft air, grew heavy as he
neared it. The ground was good clean dust no new herbage that, living, is halfway to death already, but the
hopeful dust that holds the seeds of all life. He felt it between his toes, patted it with his palms, and joint by
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joint, sighing luxuriously, laid him down full length along in the shadow of the woodenpinned cart. And
Mother Earth was as faithful as the Sahiba. She breathed through him to restore the poise he had lost lying so
long on a cot cut off from her good currents. His head lay powerless upon her breast, and his opened hands
surrendered to her strength. The many rooted tree above him, and even the dead manhandled wood beside,
knew what he sought, as he himself did not know. Hour upon hour he lay deeper than sleep.
Towards evening, when the dust of returning kine made all the horizons smoke, came the lama and Mahbub
Ali, both afoot, walking cautiously, for the house had told them where he had gone.
'Allah! What a fool's trick to play in open country!' muttered the horsedealer. 'He could be shot a hundred
times but this is not the Border.'
'And,' said the lama, repeating a manytimestold tale, 'never was such a chela. Temperate, kindly, wise, of
ungrudging disposition, a merry heart upon the road, never forgetting, learned, truthful, courteous. Great is
his reward!'
'I know the boy as I have said.'
'And he was all those things?'
'Some of them but I have not yet found a Red Hat's charm for making him overly truthful. He has certainly
been well nursed.'
'The Sahiba is a heart of gold,' said the lama earnestly. 'She looks upon him as her son.'
'Hmph! Half Hind seems that way disposed. I only wished to see that the boy had come to no harm and was a
free agent. As thou knowest, he and I were old friends in the first days of your pilgrimage together.'
'That is a bond between us.' The lama sat down. 'We are at the end of the pilgrimage.'
'No thanks to thee thine was not cut off for good and all a week back. I heard what the Sahiba said to thee
when we bore thee up on the cot.' Mahbub laughed, and tugged his newly dyed beard.
'I was meditating upon other matters that tide. It was the hakim from Dacca broke my meditations.'
'Otherwise' this was in Pushtu for decency's sake 'thou wouldst have ended thy meditations upon the sultry
side of Hell being an unbeliever and an idolater for all thy child's simplicity. But now, Red Hat, what is to
be done?'
'This very night,' the words came slowly, vibrating with triumph 'this very night he will be as free as I am
from all taint of sin assured as I am, when he quits this body, of Freedom from the Wheel of Things. I have
a sign' he laid his hand above the torn chart in his bosom 'that my time is short; but I shall have
safeguarded him throughout the years. Remember, I have reached Knowledge, as I told thee only three nights
back.'
'It must be true, as the Tirah priest said when I stole his cousin's wife, that I am a Sufi [a freethinker]; for
here I sit, I said Mahbub to himself, 'drinking in blasphemy unthinkable ... I remember the tale. On that, then,
he goes to Fannatu l'Adn [the Gardens of Eden]. But how? Wilt thou slay him or drown him in that wonderful
river from which the Babu dragged thee?'
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'I was dragged from no river,' said the lama simply. 'Thou hast forgotten what befell. I found it by
Knowledge.'
'Oh, ay. True,' stammered Mahbub, divided between high indignation and enormous mirth. 'I had forgotten
the exact run of what happened. Thou didst find it knowingly.'
'And to say that I would take life is not a sin, but a madness simple. My chela aided me to the River. It is
his right to be cleansed from sin with me.'
'Ay, he needs cleansing. But afterwards, old man afterwards?'
'What matter under all the Heavens? He is sure of Nibban enlightened as I am.'
'Well said. I had a fear he might mount Mohammed's Horse and fly away.'
'Nay he must go forth as a teacher.'
'Aha! Now I see! That is the right gait for the colt. Certainly he must go forth as a teacher. He is somewhat
urgently needed as a scribe by the State, for instance.'
'To that end he was prepared. I acquired merit in that I gave alms for his sake. A good deed does not die. He
aided me in my Search. I aided him in his. Just is the Wheel, O horseseller from the North. Let him be a
teacher; let him be a scribe what matter? He will have attained Freedom at the end. The rest is illusion.'
'What matter? When I must have him with me beyond Balkh in six months! I come up with ten lame horses
and three strongbacked men thanks to that chicken of a Babu to break a sick boy by force out of an old
trot's house. It seems that I stand by while a young Sahib is hoisted into Allah knows what of an idolater's
Heaven by means of old Red Hat. And I am reckoned something of a player of the Game myself! But the
madman is fond of the boy; and I must be very reasonably mad too.'
'What is the prayer?' said the lama, as the rough Pushtu rumbled into the red beard.
'No matter at all; but now I understand that the boy, sure of Paradise, can yet enter Government service, my
mind is easier. I must get to my horses. It grows dark. Do not wake him. I have no wish to hear him call thee
master.'
'But he is my disciple. What else?'
'He has told me.' Mahbub choked down his touch of spleen and rose laughing. 'I am not altogether of thy
faith, Red Hat if so small a matter concern thee.'
'It is nothing, said the lama.
'I thought not. Therefore it will not move thee, sinless, new washed and three parts drowned to boot, when I
call thee a good man a very good man. We have talked together some four or five evenings now, and for all
I am a horsecoper I can still, as the saying is, see holiness beyond the legs of a horse. Yea, can see, too, how
our Friend of all the World put his hand in thine at the first. Use him well, and suffer him to return to the
world as a teacher, when thou hast bathed his legs, if that be the proper medicine for the colt.'
'Why not follow the Way thyself, and so accompany the boy?'
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Mahbub stared stupefied at the magnificent insolence of the demand, which across the Border he would have
paid with more than a blow. Then the humour of it touched his worldly soul.
'Softly softly one foot at a time, as the lame gelding went over the Umballa jumps. I may come to
Paradise later I have workings that way great motions and I owe them to thy simplicity. Thou hast
never lied?'
'What need?'
'O Allah, hear him! "What need" in this Thy world! Nor ever harmed a man?'
'Once with a pencase before I was wise.'
'So? I think the better of thee. Thy teachings are good. Thou hast turned one man that I know from the path of
strife.' He laughed immensely. 'He came here openminded to commit a dacoity [a house robbery with
violence]. Yes, to cut, rob, kill, and carry off what he desired.'
'A great foolishness!'
'Oh! black shame too. So he thought after he had seen thee and a few others, male and female. So he
abandoned it; and now he goes to beat a big fat Babu man.'
'I do not understand.'
'Allah forbid it! Some men are strong in knowledge, Red Hat. Thy strength is stronger still. Keep it I think
thou wilt. If the boy be not a good servant, pull his ears off.'
With a hitch of his broad Bokhariot belt the Pathan swaggered off into the gloaming, and the lama came
down from his clouds so far as to look at the broad back.
'That person lacks courtesy, and is deceived by the shadow of appearances. But he spoke well of my chela,
who now enters upon his reward. Let me make the prayer! ... Wake, O fortunate above all born of women.
Wake! It is found!'
Kim came up from those deep wells, and the lama attended his yawning pleasure; duly snapping fingers to
head off evil spirits.
'I have slept a hundred years. Where ? Holy One, hast thou been here long? I went out to look for thee, but'
he laughed drowsily 'I slept by the way. I am all well now. Hast thou eaten? Let us go to the house. It is
many days since I tended thee. And the Sahiba fed thee well? Who shampooed thy legs? What of the
weaknesses the belly and the neck, and the beating in the ears?'
'Gone all gone. Dost thou not know?'
'I know nothing, but that I have not seen thee in a monkey's age. Know what?'
'Strange the knowledge did not reach out to thee, when all my thoughts were theeward.'
'I cannot see the face, but the voice is like a gong. Has the Sahiba made a young man of thee by her cookery?'
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He peered at the crosslegged figure, outlined jetblack against the lemoncoloured drift of light. So does
the stone Bodhisat sit who looks down upon the patent selfregistering turnstiles of the Lahore Museum.
The lama held his peace. Except for the click of the rosary and a faint clopclop of Mahbub's retreating feet,
the soft, smoky silence of evening in India wrapped them close.
'Hear me! I bring news.'
'But let us '
Out shot the long yellow hand compelling silence. Kim tucked his feet under his robeedge obediently.
'Hear me! I bring news! The Search is finished. Comes now the Reward ... Thus. When we were among the
Hills, I lived on thy strength till the young branch bowed and nigh broke. When we came out of the Hills, I
was troubled for thee and for other matters which I held in my heart. The boat of my soul lacked direction; I
could not see into the Cause of Things. So I gave thee over to the virtuous woman altogether. I took no food.
I drank no water. Still I saw not the Way. They pressed food upon me and cried at my shut door. So I
removed myself to a hollow under a tree. I took no food. I took no water. I sat in meditation two days and two
nights, abstracting my mind; inbreathing and outbreathing in the required manner . . . Upon the second night
so great was my reward the wise Soul loosed itself from the silly Body and went free. This I have never
before attained, though I have stood on the threshold of it. Consider, for it is a marvel!'
'A marvel indeed. Two days and two nights without food! Where was the Sahiba?' said Kim under his breath.
'Yea, my Soul went free, and, wheeling like an eagle, saw indeed that there was no Teshoo Lama nor any
other soul. As a drop draws to water, so my Soul drew near to the Great Soul which is beyond all things. At
that point, exalted in contemplation, I saw all Hind, from Ceylon in the sea to the Hills, and my own Painted
Rocks at Suchzen; I saw every camp and village, to the least, where we have ever rested. I saw them at one
time and in one place; for they were within the Soul. By this I knew the Soul had passed beyond the illusion
of Time and Space and of Things. By this I knew that I was free. I saw thee lying in thy cot, and I saw thee
falling downhill under the idolater at one time, in one place, in my Soul, which, as I say, had touched the
Great Soul. Also I saw the stupid body of Teshoo Lama lying down, and the hakim from Dacca kneeled
beside, shouting in its ear. Then my Soul was all alone, and I saw nothing, for I was all things, having
reached the Great Soul. And I meditated a thousand thousand years, passionless, well aware of the Causes of
all Things. Then a voice cried: "What shall come to the boy if thou art dead?" and I was shaken back and
forth in myself with pity for thee; and I said: "I will return to my chela, lest he miss the Way." Upon this my
Soul, which is the Soul of Teshoo Lama, withdrew itself from the Great Soul with strivings and yearnings
and retchings and agonies not to be told. As the egg from the fish, as the fish from the water, as the water
from the cloud, as the cloud from the thick air, so put forth, so leaped out, so drew away, so fumed up the
Soul of Teshoo Lama from the Great Soul. Then a voice cried: "The River! Take heed to the River!" and I
looked down upon all the world, which was as I had seen it before one in time, one in place and I saw
plainly the River of the Arrow at my feet. At that hour my Soul was hampered by some evil or other whereof
I was not wholly cleansed, and it lay upon my arms and coiled round my waist; but I put it aside, and I cast
forth as an eagle in my flight for the very place of the River. I pushed aside world upon world for thy sake. I
saw the River below me the River of the Arrow and, descending, the waters of it closed over me; and
behold I was again in the body of Teshoo Lama, but free from sin, and the hakim from Decca bore up my
head in the waters of the River. It is here! It is behind the mango tope here even here!'
'Allah kerim! Oh, well that the Babu was by! Wast thou very wet?'
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'Why should I regard? I remember the hakim was concerned for the body of Teshoo Lama. He haled it out of
the holy water in his hands, and there came afterwards thy horseseller from the North with a cot and men,
and they put the body on the cot and bore it up to the Sahiba's house.'
'What said the Sahiba?'
'I was meditating in that body, and did not hear. So thus the Search is ended. For the merit that I have
acquired, the River of the Arrow is here. It broke forth at our feet, as I have said. I have found it. Son of my
Soul, I have wrenched my Soul back from the Threshold of Freedom to free thee from all sin as I am free,
and sinless! Just is the Wheel! Certain is our deliverance! Come!'
He crossed his hands on his lap and smiled, as a man may who has won salvation for himself and his beloved.
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