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The Lesser Bourgeoisie
Honore de Balzac
Translated By Katharine Prescott Wormeley
PART I. THE LESSER BOURGEOIS OF PARIS
CHAPTER I. DEPARTING PARIS
CHAPTER II. THE HISTORY OF A TYRANNY
CHAPTER III. COLLEVILLE
CHAPTER IV. THE CIRCLE OF MONSIEUR AND MADAME THUILLIER
CHAPTER V. A PRINCIPAL PERSONAGE
CHAPTER VI. A KEYNOTE
CHAPTER VII. THE WORTHY PHELLIONS
CHAPTER VIII. AD MAJOREM THEODOSIS GLORIAM
CHAPTER IX. THE BANKER OF THE POOR
CHAPTER X. HOW BRIGITTE WAS WON
CHAPTER XI. THE REIGN OF THEODOSE
CHAPTER XII. DEVILS AGAINST DEVILS
CHAPTER XIII. THE PERVERSITY OF DOVES
CHAPTER XIV. ONE OF CERIZET'S FEMALE CLIENTS
CHAPTER XV. THE DIFFICULTIES THAT CROP UP IN THE EASIEST OF THEFTS
CHAPTER XVI. DU PORTAIL
CHAPTER XVII. IN WHICH THE LAMB DEVOURS THE WOLF
CHAPTER XVIII. SET A SAINT TO CATCH A SAINT
PART II. THE PARVENUS
CHAPTER I. PHELLION, UNDER A NEW ASPECT
CHAPTER II. THE PROVENCAL'S PRESENT POSITION
CHAPTER III. GOOD BLOOD CANNOT LIE
CHAPTER IV. HUNGARY VERSUS PROVENCE
CHAPTER V. SHOWING HOW NEAR THE TARPEIAN ROCK IS TO THE CAPITOL
CHAPTER VI. 'TWAS THUS THEY BADE ADIEU
CHAPTER VII. HOW TO SHUT THE DOOR IN PEOPLE'S FACES
CHAPTER VIII
CHAPTER IX. GIVE AND TAKE
CHAPTER X. IN WHICH CERIZET PRACTISES THE HEALING ART AND THE ART OF POISONING
ON THE SAME DAY
CHAPTER XI. EXPLANATIONS AND WHAT CAME OF THEM
CHAPTER XII. A STAR
CHAPTER XIII. THE MAN WHO THINKS THE STAR TOO BRIGHT
CHAPTER XIV. A STORMY DAY
CHAPTER XV. AT DU PORTAIL'S
CHAPTER XVI. CHECKMATE TO THUILLIER
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DEDICATION
To ConstanceVictoire.
Here, madame, is one of those books which come into the mind,
whence no one knows, giving pleasure to the author before he can
foresee what reception the public, our great present judge, will
accord to it. Feeling almost certain of your sympathy in my
pleasure, I dedicate the book to you. Ought it not to belong to
you as the tithe formerly belonged to the Church in memory of God,
who makes all things bud and fruit in the fields and in the
intellect?
A few lumps of clay, left by Moliere at the feet of his colossal
statue of Tartuffe, have here been kneaded by a hand more daring
than able; but, at whatever distance I may be from the greatest of
comic writers, I shall still be glad to have used these crumbs in
showing the modern Hypocrite in action. The chief encouragement
that I have had in this difficult undertaking was in finding it
apart from all religious questions,questions which ought to be
kept out of it for the sake of one so pious as yourself; and also
because of what a great writer has lately called our present
"indifference in matters of religion."
May the double signification of your names be for my book a
prophecy! Deign to find here the respectful gratitude of him who
ventures to call himself the most devoted of your servants.
De Balzac.
PART I. THE LESSER BOURGEOIS OF PARIS
CHAPTER I. DEPARTING PARIS
The tourniquet SaintJean, the narrow passage entered through a turnstile, a description of which was said to
be so wearisome in the study entitled "A Double Life" (Scenes from Private Life), that naive relic of old
Paris, has at the present moment no existence except in our said typography. The building of the
HoteldeVille, such as we now see it, swept away a whole section of the city.
In 1830, passers along the street could still see the turnstile painted on the sign of a winemerchant, but even
that house, its last asylum, has been demolished. Alas! old Paris is disappearing with frightful rapidity. Here
and there, in the course of this history of Parisian life, will be found preserved, sometimes the type of the
dwellings of the middle ages, like that described in "Fame and Sorrow" (Scenes from Private Life), one or
two specimens of which exist to the present day; sometimes a house like that of Judge Popinot, rue du
Fouarre, a specimen of the former bourgeoisie; here, the remains of Fulbert's house; there, the old dock of the
Seine as it was under Charles IX. Why should not the historian of French society, a new Old Mortality,
endeavor to save these curious expressions of the past, as Walter Scott's old man rubbed up the tombstones?
Certainly, for the last ten years the outcries of literature in this direction have not been superfluous; art is
beginning to disguise beneath its floriated ornaments those ignoble facades of what are called in Paris
"houses of product," which one of our poets has jocosely compared to chests of drawers.
Let us remark here, that the creation of the municipal commission "del ornamento" which superintends at
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Milan the architecture of street facades, and to which every house owner is compelled to subject his plan,
dates from the seventeenth century. Consequently, we see in that charming capital the effects of this public
spirit on the part of nobles and burghers, while we admire their buildings so full of character and originality.
Hideous, unrestrained speculation which, year after year, changes the uniform level of storeys, compresses a
whole apartment into the space of what used to be a salon, and wages war upon gardens, will infallibly react
on Parisian manners and morals. We shall soon be forced to live more without than within. Our sacred private
life, the freedom and liberty of home, where will they be?reserved for those who can muster fifty thousand
francs a year! In fact, few millionaires now allow themselves the luxury of a house to themselves, guarded by
a courtyard on a street and protected from public curiosity by a shady garden at the back.
By levelling fortunes, that section of the Code which regulates testamentary bequests, has produced these
huge stone phalansteries, in which thirty families are often lodged, returning a rental of a hundred thousand
francs a year. Fifty years hence we shall be able to count on our fingers the few remaining houses which
resemble that occupied, at the moment our narrative begins, by the Thuillier family, a really curious house
which deserves the honor of an exact description, if only to compare the life of the bourgeoisie of former
times with that of today.
The situation and the aspect of this house, the frame of our present Scene of manners and morals, has,
moreover, a flavor, a perfume of the lesser bourgeoisie, which may attract or repel attention according to the
taste of each reader.
In the first place, the Thuillier house did not belong to either Monsieur or Madame Thuillier, but to
Mademoiselle Thuillier, the sister of Monsieur Thuillier.
This house, bought during the first six months which followed the revolution of July by Mademoiselle
MarieJeanneBrigitte Thuillier, a spinster of full age, stands about the middle of the rue Saint Dominique
d'Enfer, to the right as you enter by the rue d'Enfer, so that the main building occupied by Monsieur Thuillier
faces south.
The progressive movement which is carrying the Parisian population to the heights along the right bank of
the Seine had long injured the sale of property in what is called the "Latin quarter," when reasons, which will
be given when we come to treat of the character and habits of Monsieur Thuillier, determined his sister to the
purchase of real estate. She obtained this property for the small sum of fortysix thousand francs; certain
extras amounted to six thousand more; in all, the price paid was fiftytwo thousand francs. A description of
the property given in the style of an advertisement, and the results obtained by Monsieur Thuillier's exertions,
will explain by what means so many fortunes increased enormously after July, 1830, while so many others
sank.
Toward the street the house presents a facade of rough stone covered with plaster, cracked by weather and
lined by the mason's instrument into a semblance of blocks of cut stone. This frontage is so common in Paris
and so ugly that the city ought to offer premiums to house owners who would build their facades of
cutstone blocks. Seven windows lighted the gray front of this house which was raised three storeys, ending
in a mansard roof covered with slate. The porte cochere, heavy and solid, showed by its workmanship and
style that the front building on the street had been erected in the days of the Empire, to utilize a part of the
courtyard of the vast old mansion, built at an epoch when the quarter d'Enfer enjoyed a certain vogue.
On one side was the porter's lodge; on the other the staircase of the front building. Two wings, built against
the adjoining houses, had formerly served as stables, coachhouse, kitchen and offices to the rear dwelling;
but since 1830, they had been converted into warerooms. The one on the right was let to a certain M.
Metivier, jr., wholesale dealer in paper; that on the left to a bookseller named Barbet. The offices of each
were above the warerooms; the bookseller occupying the first storey, and the paperdealer the second storey
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of the house on the street. Metivier, jr., who was more of a commission merchant in paper than a regular
dealer, and Barbet, much more of a money lender and discounter than a bookseller, kept these vast
warerooms for the purpose of storing,one, his stacks of paper, bought of needy manufacturers, the other,
editions of books given as security for loans.
The shark of bookselling and the pike of paperdealing lived on the best of terms, and their mutual
operations, exempt from the turmoil of retail business, brought so few carriages into that tranquil courtyard
that the concierge was obliged to pull up the grass between the paving stones. Messrs. Barbet and Metivier
paid a few rare visits to their landlords, and the punctuality with which they paid their rent classed them as
good tenants; in fact, they were looked upon as very honest men by the Thuillier circle.
As for the third floor on the street, it was made into two apartments; one of which was occupied by M.
Dutocq, clerk of the justice of peace, a retired government employee, and a frequenter of the Thuillier salon;
the other by the hero of this Scene, about whom we must content ourselves at the present moment by fixing
the amount of his rent, namely, seven hundred francs a year,and the location he had chosen in the heart
of this wellfilled building, exactly three years before the curtain rises on the present domestic drama.
The clerk, a bachelor of fifty, occupied the larger of the two apartments on the third floor. He kept a cook,
and the rent of the rooms was a thousand francs a year. Within two years of the time of her purchase,
Mademoiselle Thuillier was receiving seven thousand two hundred francs in rentals, for a house which the
late proprietor had supplied with outside blinds, renovated within, and adorned with mirrors, without being
able to sell or let it. Moreover, the Thuilliers themselves, nobly lodged, as we shall see, enjoyed also a fine
garden,one of the finest in that quarter,the trees of which shaded the lonely little street named the rue
NeuveSaintCatherine.
Standing between the courtyard and the garden, the main building, which they inhabited, seems to have been
the caprice of some enriched bourgeois in the reign of Louis XIV.; the dwelling, perhaps, of a president of the
parliament, or that of a tranquil savant. Its noble freestone blocks, damaged by time, have a certain air of
Louisthe Fourteenth grandeur; the courses of the facade define the storeys; panels of red brick recall the
appearance of the stables at Versailles; the windows have masks carved as ornaments in the centre of their
arches and below their sills. The door, of small panels in the upper half and plain below, through which, when
open, the garden can be seen, is of that honest, unassuming style which was often employed in former days
for the porter's lodges of the royal chateaux.
This building, with five windows to each course, rises two storeys above the groundfloor, and is particularly
noticeable for a roof of four sides ending in a weathervane, and broken here and there by tall, handsome
chimneys, and oval windows. Perhaps this structure is the remains of some great mansion; but after
examining all the existing old maps of Paris, we find nothing which bears out this conjecture. Moreover, the
titledeeds of property under Louis XIV. was Petitot, the celebrated painter in miniature, who obtained it
originally from President Lecamus. We may therefore believe that Lecamus lived in this building while he
was erecting his more famous mansion in the rue de Thorigny.
So Art and the legal robe have passed this way in turn. How many instigations of needs and pleasures have
led to the interior arrangement of the dwelling! To right, as we enter a square hall forming a closed vestibule,
rises a stone staircase with two windows looking on the garden. Beneath the staircase opens a door to the
cellar. From this vestibule we enter the diningroom, lighted from the courtyard, and the diningroom
communicates at its side with the kitchen, which forms a continuation of the wing in which are the
warerooms of Metivier and Barbet. Behind the staircase extends, on the garden side, a fine study or office
with two large windows. The first and second floor form two complete apartments, and the servants' quarters
are shown by the oval windows in the foursided roof.
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A large porcelain stove heats the square vestibule, the two glass doors of which, placed opposite to each
other, light it. This room, paved in black and white marble, is especially noticeable for a ceiling of beams
formerly painted and gilt, but which had since received, probably under the Empire, a coat of plain white
paint. The three doors of the study, salon and diningroom, surmounted by oval panels, are awaiting a
restoration that is more than needed. The wood work is heavy, but the ornamentation is not without merit.
The salon, panelled throughout, recalls the great century by its tall mantelpiece of Languedoc marble, its
ceiling decorated at the corners, and by the style of its windows, which still retain their little panes. The
diningroom, communicating with the salon by a double door, is floored with stone; the woodwork is oak,
unpainted, and an atrocious modern wallpaper has been substituted for the tapestries of the olden time. The
ceiling is of chestnut; and the study, modernized by Thuillier, adds its quota to these discordances.
The white and gold mouldings of the salon are so effaced that nothing remains of the gilding but reddish
lines, while the white enamelling is yellow, cracked, and peeling off. Never did the Latin saying "Otium cum
dignitate" have a greater commentary to the mind of a poet than in this noble building. The ironwork of the
staircase baluster is worthy of the artist and the magistrate; but to find other traces of their taste today in this
majestic relic, the eyes of an artistic observer are needed.
The Thuilliers and their predecessors have frequently degraded this jewel of the upper bourgeoisie by the
habits and inventions of the lesser bourgeoisie. Look at those walnut chairs covered with horse hair, that
mahogany table with its oilcloth cover, that sideboard, also of mahogany, that carpet, bought at a bargain,
beneath the table, those metal lamps, that wretched paper with its red border, those execrable engravings, and
the calico curtains with red fringes, in a diningroom, where the friends of Petitot once feasted! Do you
notice the effect produced in the salon by those portraits of Monsieur and Madame and Mademoiselle
Thuillier by Pierre Grassou, the artist par excellence of the modern bourgeoisie. Have you remarked the
card tables and the consoles of the Empire, the teatable supported by a lyre, and that species of sofa, of
gnarled mahogany, covered in painted velvet of a chocolate tone? On the chimneypiece, with the clock
(representing the Bellona of the Empire), are candelabra with fluted columns. Curtains of woollen damask,
with undercurtains of embroidered muslin held back by stamped brass holders, drape the windows. On the
floor a cheap carpet. The handsome vestibule has wooden benches, covered with velvet, and the panelled
walls with their fine carvings are mostly hidden by wardrobes, brought there from time to time from the
bedrooms occupied by the Thuilliers. Fear, that hideous divinity, has caused the family to add sheetiron
doors on the garden side and on the courtyard side, which are folded back against the walls in the daytime,
and are closed at night.
It is easy to explain the deplorable profanation practised on this monument of the private life of the
bourgeoisie of the seventeenth century, by the private life of the bourgeoisie of the nineteenth. At the
beginning of the Consulate, let us say, some mastermason having bought the ancient building, took the idea
of turning to account the ground which lay between it and the street. He probably pulled down the fine
portecochere or entrance gate, flanked by little lodges which guarded the charming "sejour" (to use a word
of the olden time), and proceeded, with the industry of a Parisian proprietor, to impress his withering mark on
the elegance of the old building. What a curious study might be made of the successive titledeeds of
property in Paris! A private lunatic asylum performs its functions in the rue des Batailles in the former
dwelling of the Chevalier Pierre Bayard du Terrail, once without fear and without reproach; a street has now
been built by the present bourgeois administration through the site of the hotel Necker. Old Paris is departing,
following its kings who abandoned it. For one masterpiece of architecture saved from destruction by a Polish
princess (the hotel Lambert, Ile SaintLouis, bought and occupied by the Princess Czartoriska) how many
little palaces have fallen, like this dwelling of Petitot, into the hands of such as Thuillier.
Here follows the causes which made Mademoiselle Thuillier the owner of the house.
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CHAPTER II. THE HISTORY OF A TYRANNY
At the fall of the Villele ministry, Monsieur LouisJerome Thuillier, who had then seen twentysix years'
service as a clerk in the ministry of finance, became subdirector of a department thereof; but scarcely had he
enjoyed the subaltern authority of a position formerly his lowest hope, when the events of July, 1830, forced
him to resign it. He calculated, shrewdly enough, that his pension would be honorably and readily given by
the newcomers, glad to have another office at their disposal. He was right; for a pension of seventeen
hundred francs was paid to him immediately.
When the prudent subdirector first talked of resigning, his sister, who was far more the companion of his
life than his wife, trembled for his future.
"What will become of Thuillier?" was a question which Madame and Mademoiselle Thuillier put to each
other with mutual terror in their little lodging on a third floor of the rue d'Argenteuil.
"Securing his pension will occupy him for a time," Mademoiselle Thuillier said one day; "but I am thinking
of investing my savings in a way that will cut out work for him. Yes; it will be something like administrating
the finances to manage a piece of property."
"Oh, sister! you will save his life," cried Madame Thuillier.
"I have always looked for a crisis of this kind in Jerome's life," replied the old maid, with a protecting air.
Mademoiselle Thuillier had too often heard her brother remark: "Such a one is dead; he only survived his
retirement two years"; she had too often heard Colleville, her brother's intimate friend, a government
employee like himself, say, jesting on this climacteric of bureaucrats, "We shall all come to it, ourselves," not
to appreciate the danger her brother was running. The change from activity to leisure is, in truth, the critical
period for government employees of all kinds.
Those of them who know not how to substitute, or perhaps cannot substitute other occupations for the work
to which they have been accustomed, change in a singular manner; some die outright; others take to fishing,
the vacancy of that amusement resembling that of their late employment under government; others, who are
smarter men, dabble in stocks, lose their savings, and are thankful to obtain a place in some enterprise that is
likely to succeed, after a first disaster and liquidation, in the hands of an abler management. The late clerk
then rubs his hands, now empty, and says to himself, "I always did foresee the success of the business." But
nearly all these retired bureaucrats have to fight against their former habits.
"Some," Colleville used to say, "are victims to a sort of 'spleen' peculiar to the government clerk; they die of
a checked circulation; a redtapeworm is in their vitals. That little Poiret couldn't see the wellknown white
carton without changing color at the beloved sight; he used to turn from green to yellow."
Mademoiselle Thuillier was considered the moving spirit of her brother's household; she was not without
decision and force of character, as the following history will show. This superiority over those who
immediately surrounded her enabled her to judge her brother, although she adored him. After witnessing the
failure of the hopes she had set upon her idol, she had too much real maternity in her feeling for him to let
herself be mistaken as to his social value.
Thuillier and his sister were children of the head porter at the ministry of finance. Jerome had escaped, thanks
to his near sightedness, all drafts and conscriptions. The father's ambition was to make his son a government
clerk. At the beginning of this century the army presented too many posts not to leave various vacancies in
the government offices. A deficiency of minor officials enabled old Pere Thuillier to hoist his son upon the
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lowest step of the bureaucratic hierarchy. The old man died in 1814, leaving Jerome on the point of becoming
subdirector, but with no other fortune than that prospect. The worthy Thuillier and his wife (who died in
1810) had retired from active service in 1806, with a pension as their only means of support; having spent
what property they had in giving Jerome the education required in these days, and in supporting both him and
his sister.
The influence of the Restoration on the bureaucracy is well known. From the forty and one suppressed
departments a crowd of honorable employees returned to Paris with nothing to do, and clamorous for places
inferior to those they had lately occupied. To these acquired rights were added those of exiled families ruined
by the Revolution. Pressed between the two floods, Jerome thought himself lucky not to have been dismissed
under some frivolous pretext. He trembled until the day when, becoming by mere chance subdirector, he
saw himself secure of a retiring pension. This cursory view of matters will serve to explain Monsieur
Thuillier's very limited scope and knowledge. He had learned the Latin, mathematics, history, and geography
that are taught in schools, but he never got beyond what is called the second class; his father having preferred
to take advantage of a sudden opportunity to place him at the ministry. So, while the young Thuillier was
making his first records on the GrandLivre, he ought to have been studying his rhetoric and philosophy.
While grinding the ministerial machine, he had no leisure to cultivate letters, still less the arts; but he
acquired a routine knowledge of his business, and when he had an opportunity to rise, under the Empire, to
the sphere of superior employees, he assumed a superficial air of competence which concealed the son of a
porter, though none of it rubbed into his mind. His ignorance, however, taught him to keep silence, and
silence served him well. He accustomed himself to practise, under the imperial regime, a passive obedience
which pleased his superiors; and it was to this quality that he owed at a later period his promotion to the rank
of subdirector. His routine habits then became great experience; his manners and his silence concealed his
lack of education, and his absolute nullity was a recommendation, for a cipher was needed. The government
was afraid of displeasing both parties in the Chamber by selecting a man from either side; it therefore got out
of the difficulty by resorting to the rule of seniority. That is how Thuillier became subdirector.
Mademoiselle Thuillier, knowing that her brother abhorred reading, and could substitute no business for the
bustle of a public office, had wisely resolved to plunge him into the cares of property, into the culture of a
garden, in short, into all the infinitely petty concerns and neighborhood intrigues which make up the life of
the bourgeoisie.
The transplanting of the Thuillier household from the rue d'Argenteuil to the rue SaintDominique d'Enfer,
the business of making the purchase, of finding a suitable porter, and then of obtaining tenants occupied
Thuillier from 1831 to 1832. When the phenomenon of the change was accomplished, and the sister saw that
Jerome had borne it fairly well, she found him other cares and occupations (about which we shall hear later),
all based upon the character of the man himself, as to which it will now be useful to give information.
Though the son of a ministerial porter, Thuillier was what is called a fine man, slender in figure, above
middle height, and possessing a face that was rather agreeable if wearing his spectacles, but frightful without
them; which is frequently the case with nearsighted persons; for the habit of looking through glasses has
covered the pupils of his eyes with a sort of film.
Between the ages of eighteen and thirty, young Thuillier had much success among women, in a sphere which
began with the lesser bourgeois and ended in that of the heads of departments. Under the Empire, war left
Parisian society rather denuded of men of energy, who were mostly on the battlefield; and perhaps, as a great
physician has suggested, this may account for the flabbiness of the generation which occupies the middle of
the nineteenth century.
Thuillier, forced to make himself noticeable by other charms than those of mind, learned to dance and to
waltz in a way to be cited; he was called "that handsome Thuillier"; he played billiards to perfection; he knew
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how to cut out likenesses in black paper, and his friend Colleville coached him so well that he was able to
sing all the ballads of the day. These various small accomplishments resulted in that appearance of success
which deceives youth and befogs it about the future. Mademoiselle Thuillier, from 1806 to 1814, believed in
her brother as Mademoiselle d'Orleans believed in LouisPhilippe. She was proud of Jerome; she expected to
see him the directorgeneral of his department of the ministry, thanks to his successes in certain salons,
where, undoubtedly, he would never have been admitted but for the circumstances which made society under
the Empire a medley.
But the successes of "that handsome Thuillier" were usually of short duration; women did not care to keep his
devotion any more than he desired to make his devotion eternal. He was really an unwilling Don Juan; the
career of a "beau" wearied him to the point of aging him; his face, covered with lines like that of an old
coquette, looked a dozen years older than the registers made him. There remained to him of all his successes
in gallantry, a habit of looking at himself in mirrors, of buttoning his coat to define his waist, and of posing in
various dancing attitudes; all of which prolonged, beyond the period of enjoying his advantages, the sort of
lease that he held on his cognomen, "that handsome Thuillier."
The truth of 1806 has, however, become a fable, in 1826. He retains a few vestiges of the former costume of
the beaux of the Empire, which are not unbecoming to the dignity of a former subdirector. He still wears the
white cravat with innumerable folds, wherein his chin is buried, and the coquettish bow, formerly tied by the
hands of beauty, the two ends of which threaten danger to the passers to right and left. He follows the
fashions of former days, adapting them to his present needs; he tips his hat on the back of his head, and wears
shoes and thread stockings in summer; his longtailed coats remind one of the wellknown "surtouts" of the
Empire; he has not yet abandoned his frilled shirts and his white waistcoats; he still plays with his Empire
switch, and holds himself so erect that his back bends in. No one, seeing Thuillier promenading on the
boulevards, would take him for the son of a man who cooked the breakfasts of the clerks at a ministry and
wore the livery of Louis XVI.; he resembles an imperial diplomatist or a subprefect. Now, not only did
Mademoiselle Thuillier very innocently work upon her brother's weak spot by encouraging in him an
excessive care of his person, which, in her, was simply a continuation of her worship, but she also provided
him with family joys, by transplanting to their midst a household which had hitherto been quasicollateral to
them.
It was that of Monsieur Colleville, an intimate friend of Thuillier. But before we proceed to describe Pylades
let us finish with Orestes, and explain why Thuillierthat handsome Thuillierwas left without a family of
his ownfor the family, be it said, is nonexistent without children. Herein appears one of those deep
mysteries which lie buried in the arena of private life, a few shreds of which rise to the surface at moments
when the pain of a concealed situation grows poignant. This concerns the life of Madame and Mademoiselle
Thuillier; so far, we have seen only the life (and we may call it the public life) of Jerome Thuillier.
MarieJeanneBrigitte Thuillier, four years older than her brother, had been utterly sacrificed to him; it was
easier to give a career to one than a "dot" to the other. Misfortune to some natures is a pharos, which
illumines to their eyes the dark low corners of social existence. Superior to her brother both in mind and
energy, Brigitte had one of those natures which, under the hammer of persecution, gather themselves
together, become compact and powerfully resistant, not to say inflexible. Jealous of her independence, she
kept aloof from the life of the household; choosing to make herself the sole arbiter of her own fate. At
fourteen years of age, she went to live alone in a garret, not far from the ministry of finance, which was then
in the rue Vivienne, and also not far from the Bank of France, then, and now, in the rue de la Vrilliere. There
she bravely gave herself up to a form of industry little known and the perquisite of a few persons, which she
obtained, thanks to the patrons of her father. It consisted in making bags to hold coin for the Bank, the
Treasury, and the great financial houses. At the end of three years she employed two workwomen. By
investing her savings on the GrandLivre, she found herself, in 1814, the mistress of three thousand six
hundred francs a year, earned in fifteen years. As she spent little, and dined with her father as long as he
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lived, and, as government securities were very low during the last convulsions of the Empire, this result,
which seems at first sight exaggerated, explains itself.
On the death of their father, Brigitte and Jerome, the former being twentyseven, the latter twentythree,
united their existence. Brother and sister were bound together by an extreme affection. If Jerome, then at the
height of his success, was pinched for money, his sister, clothed in serge, and her fingers roughened by the
coarse thread with which she sewed her bags, would give him a few louis. In Brigitte's eyes Jerome was the
handsomest and most charming man in the whole French Empire. To keep house for this cherished brother, to
be initiated into the secrets of Lindor and Don Juan, to be his handmaiden, his spaniel, was Brigitte's dream.
She immolated herself lovingly to an idol whose selfishness, always great, was enormously increased by her
selfsacrifice. She sold her business to her fore woman for fifteen thousand francs and came to live with
Thuillier in the rue d'Argenteuil, where she made herself the mother, protectress, and servant of this spoiled
child of women. Brigitte, with the natural caution of a girl who owed everything to her own discretion and
her own labor, concealed the amount of her savings from Jerome,fearing, no doubt, the extravagance of a
man of gallantry. She merely paid a quota of six hundred francs a year to the expenses of the household, and
this, with her brother's eighteen hundred, enabled her to make both ends meet at the end of the year.
From the first days of their coming together, Thuillier listened to his sister as to an oracle; he consulted her in
his trifling affairs, kept none of his secrets from her, and thus made her taste the fruit of despotism which
was, in truth, the one little sin of her nature. But the sister had sacrificed everything to the brother; she had
staked her all upon his heart; she lived by him only. Brigitte's ascendancy over Jerome was singularly proved
by the marriage which she procured for him about the year 1814.
Seeing the tendency to enforced reduction which the newcomers to power under the Restoration were
beginning to bring about in the government offices, and particularly since the return of the old society which
sought to ride over the bourgeoisie, Brigitte understood, far better than her brother could explain it to her, the
social crisis which presently extinguished their common hopes. No more successes for that handsome
Thuillier in the salons of the nobles who now succeeded the plebeians of the Empire!
Thuillier was not enough of a person to take up a politic opinion and choose a party; he felt, as his sister did
for him, the necessity of profiting by the remains of his youth to make a settlement. In such a situation, a
sister as jealous of her power as Brigitte naturally would, and ought, to marry her brother, to suit herself as
well as to suit him; for she alone could make him really happy, Madame Thuillier being only an
indispensable accessory to the obtaining of two or three children. If Brigitte did not have an intellect quite the
equal of her will, at least she had the instinct of her despotism; without, it is true, education, she marched
straight before her, with the headstrong determination of a nature accustomed to succeed. She had the genius
of housekeeping, a faculty for economy, a thorough understanding of how to live, and a love for work. She
saw plainly that she could never succeed in marrying Jerome into a sphere above their own, where parents
might inquire into their domestic life and feel uneasy at finding a mistress already reigning in the home. She
therefore sought in a lower grade for persons to dazzle, and found, almost beside her, a suitable match.
The oldest usher at the Bank, a man named Lemprun, had an only daughter, called Celeste. Mademoiselle
Celeste Lemprun would inherit the fortune of her mother, the only daughter of a rich farmer. This fortune
consisted of some acres of land in the environs of Paris, which the old father still worked; besides this, she
would have the property of Lemprun himself, a man who had left the firms of Thelusson and of Keller to
enter the service of the Bank of France. Lemprun, now the head of that service, enjoyed the respect and
consideration of the governors and auditors.
The Bank council, on hearing of the probable marriage of Celeste to an honorable employee at the ministry of
finance, promised a wedding present of six thousand francs. This gift, added to twelve thousand given by
Pere Lemprun, and twelve thousand more from the maternal grandfather, Sieur Galard, marketgardener at
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Auteuil, brought up the dowry to thirty thousand francs. Old Galard and Monsieur and Madame Lemprun
were delighted with the marriage. Lemprun himself knew Mademoiselle Thuillier, and considered her one of
the worthiest and most conscientious women in Paris. Brigitte then, for the first time, allowed her
investments on the GrandLivre to shine forth, assuring Lemprun that she should never marry; consequently,
neither he nor his wife, persons devoted to the main chance, would ever allow themselves to find fault with
Brigitte. Above all, they were greatly struck by the splendid prospects of the handsome Thuillier, and the
marriage took place, as the conventional saying is, to the general satisfaction.
The governor of the Bank and the secretary were the bride's witnesses; Monsieur de la Billardiere, director of
Thuillier's department, and Monsieur Rabourdin, head of the office, being those of the groom. Six days after
the marriage old Lemprun was the victim of a daring robbery which made a great noise in the newspapers of
the day, though it was quickly forgotten during the events of 1815. The guilty parties having escaped
detection, Lemprun wished to make up the loss; but the Bank agreed to carry the deficit to its profit and loss
account; nevertheless, the poor old man actually died of the grief this affair had caused him. He regarded it as
an attack upon his aged honor.
Madame Lemprun then resigned all her property to her daughter, Madame Thuillier, and went to live with her
father at Auteuil until he died from an accident in 1817. Alarmed at the prospect of having to manage or lease
the marketgarden and the farm of her father, Madame Lemprun entreated Brigitte, whose honesty and
capacity astonished her, to wind up old Galard's affairs, and to settle the property in such a way that her
daughter should take possession of everything, securing to her mother fifteen hundred francs a year and the
house at Auteuil. The landed property of the old farmer was sold in lots, and brought in thirty thousand
francs. Lemprun's estate had given as much more, so that Madame Thuillier's fortune, including her "dot,"
amounted in 1818 to ninety thousand francs. Joining the revenue of this property to that of the brother and
sister, the Thuillier household had an income, in 1818, amounting to eleven thousand francs, managed by
Brigitte alone on her sole responsibility. It is necessary to begin by stating this financial position, not only to
prevent objections but to rid the drama of difficulties.
Brigitte began, from the first, by allowing her brother five hundred francs a month, and by sailing the
household boat at the rate of five thousand francs a year. She granted to her sisterinlaw fifty francs a
month, explaining to her carefully that she herself was satisfied with forty. To strengthen her despotism by
the power of money, Brigitte laid by the surplus of her own funds. She made, so it was said in business
offices, usurious loans by means of her brother, who appeared as a moneylender. If, between the years 1813
and 1830, Brigitte had capitalized sixty thousand francs, that sum can be explained by the rise in the Funds,
and there is no need to have recourse to accusations more or less well founded, which have nothing to do with
our present history.
From the first days of the marriage, Brigitte subdued the unfortunate Madame Thuillier with a touch of the
spur and a jerk of the bit, both of which she made her feel severely. A further display of tyranny was useless;
the victim resigned herself at once. Celeste, thoroughly understood by Brigitte, a girl without mind or
education, accustomed to a sedentary life and a tranquil atmosphere, was extremely gentle by nature; she was
pious in the fullest acceptation of the word; she would willingly have expiated by the hardest punishments the
involuntary wrong of giving pain to her neighbor. She was utterly ignorant of life; accustomed to be waited
on by her mother, who did the whole service of the house, for Celeste was unable to make much exertion,
owing to a lymphatic constitution which the least toil wearied. She was truly a daughter of the people of
Paris, where children, seldom handsome, and of no vigor, the product of poverty and toil, of homes without
fresh air, without freedom of action, without any of the conveniences of life, meet us at every turn.
At the time of the marriage, Celeste was seen to be a little woman, fair and faded almost to sickliness, fat,
slow, and silly in the countenance. Her forehead, much too large and too prominent, suggested water on the
brain, and beneath that waxen cupola her face, noticeably too small and ending in a point like the nose of a
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mouse, made some people fear she would become, sooner or later, imbecile. Her eyes, which were light blue,
and her lips, always fixed in a smile, did not contradict that idea. On the solemn occasion of her marriage she
had the manner, air, and attitude of a person condemned to death, whose only desire is that it might all be
over speedily.
"She is rather round," said Colleville to Thuillier.
Brigitte was just the knife to cut into such a nature, to which her own formed the strongest contrast.
Mademoiselle Thuillier was remarkable for her regular and correct beauty, but a beauty injured by toil which,
from her very childhood, had bent her down to painful, thankless tasks, and by the secret privations she
imposed upon herself in order to amass her little property. Her complexion, early discolored, had something
the tint of steel. Her brown eyes were framed in brown; on the upper lip was a brown floss like a sort of
smoke. Her lips were thin, and her imperious forehead was surmounted by hair once black, now turning to
chinchilla. She held herself as straight as the fairest beauty; but all things else about her showed the hardiness
of her life, the deadening of her natural fire, the cost of what she was!
To Brigitte, Celeste was simply a fortune to lay hold of, a future mother to rule, one more subject in her
empire. She soon reproached her for being WEAK, a constant word in her vocabulary, and the jealous old
maid, who would strongly have resented any signs of activity in her sisterinlaw, now took a savage
pleasure in prodding the languid inertness of the feeble creature. Celeste, ashamed to see her sister inlaw
displaying such energy in household work, endeavored to help her, and fell ill in consequence. Instantly,
Brigitte was devoted to her, nursed her like a beloved sister, and would say, in presence of Thuillier: "You
haven't any strength, my child; you must never do anything again." She showed up Celeste's incapacity by
that display of sympathy with which strength, seeming to pity weakness, finds means to boast of its own
powers.
But, as all despotic natures liking to exercise their strength are full of tenderness for physical sufferings,
Brigitte took such real care of her sisterinlaw as to satisfy Celeste's mother when she came to see her
daughter. After Madame Thuillier recovered, however, she called her, in Celeste's hearing, "a helpless
creature, good for nothing!" which sent the poor thing crying to her room. When Thuillier found her there,
drying her eyes, he excused her sister, saying:
"She is an excellent woman, but rather hasty; she loves you in her own way; she behaves just so with me."
Celeste, remembering the maternal care of her sisterinlaw during her illness, forgave the wound. Brigitte
always treated her brother as the king of the family; she exalted him to Celeste, and made him out an
autocrat, a Ladislas, an infallible pope. Madame Thuillier having lost her father and grandfather, and being
wellnigh deserted by her mother, who came to see her on Thursdays only (she herself spending Sundays at
Auteuil in summer), had no one left to love except her husband, and she did love him,in the first place,
because he was her husband, and secondly, because he still remained to her "that handsome Thuillier."
Besides, he sometimes treated her like a wife, and all these reasons together made her adore him. He seemed
to her all the more perfect because he often took up her defence and scolded his sister, not from any real
interest in his wife, but for pure selfishness, and in order to have peace in the household during the very few
moments that he stayed there.
In fact, that handsome Thuillier was never at home except at dinner, after which meal he went out, returning
very late at night. He went to balls and other social festivities by himself, precisely as if he were still a
bachelor. Thus the two women were always alone together. Celeste insensibly fell into a passive attitude, and
became what Brigitte wanted her,a helot. The Queen Elizabeth of the household then passed from
despotism to a sort of pity for the poor victim who was always sacrificed. She ended by softening her haughty
ways, her cutting speech, her contemptuous tones, as soon as she was certain that her sisterinlaw was
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completely under the yoke. When she saw the wounds it made on the neck of her victim, she took care of her
as a thing of her own, and Celeste entered upon happier days. Comparing the end with the beginning, she
even felt a sort of love for her torturer. To gain some power of selfdefence, to become something less a
cipher in the household, supported, unknown to herself, by her own means, the poor helot had but a single
chance, and that chance never came to her.
Celeste had no child. This barrenness, which, from month to month, brought floods of tears from her eyes,
was long the cause of Brigitte's scorn; she reproached the poor woman bitterly for being fit for nothing, not
even to bear children. The old maid, who had longed to love her brother's child as if it were her own, was
unable, for years, to reconcile herself to this irremediable sterility.
At the time when our history begins, namely, in 1840, Celeste, then fortysix years old, had ceased to weep;
she now had the certainty of never being a mother. And here is a strange thing. After twentyfive years of
this life, in which victory had ended by first dulling and then breaking its own knife, Brigitte loved Celeste as
much as Celeste loved Brigitte. Time, ease, and the perpetual rubbing of domestic life, had worn off the
angles and smoothed the asperities; Celeste's resignation and lamblike gentleness had brought, at last, a
serene and peaceful autumn. The two women were still further united by the one sentiment that lay within
them, namely, their adoration for the lucky and selfish Thuillier.
Moreover, these two women, both childless, had each, like all women who have vainly desired children,
fallen in love with a child. This fictitious motherhood, equal in strength to a real motherhood, needs an
explanation which will carry us to the very heart of our drama, and will show the reason of the new
occupation which Mademoiselle Thuillier provided for her brother.
CHAPTER III. COLLEVILLE
Thuillier had entered the ministry of finance as supernumerary at the same time as Colleville, who has been
mentioned already as his intimate friend. In opposition to the wellregulated, gloomy household of Thuillier,
social nature had provided that of Colleville; and if it is impossible not to remark that this fortuitous contrast
was scarcely moral, we must add that, before deciding that point, it would be well to wait for the end of this
drama, unfortunately too true, for which the present historian is not responsible.
Colleville was the only son of a talented musician, formerly first violin at the Opera under Francoeur and
Rebel, who related, at least six times a month during his lifetime, anecdotes concerning the representations of
the "Village Seer"; and mimicked JeanJacques Rousseau, taking him off to perfection. Colleville and
Thuillier were inseparable friends; they had no secrets from each other, and their friendship, begun at fifteen
years of age, had never known a cloud up to the year 1839. The former was one of those employees who are
called, in the government offices, pluralists. These clerks are remarkable for their industry. Colleville, a good
musician, owed to the name and influence of his father a situation as first clarionet at the OperaComique,
and so long as he was a bachelor, Colleville, who was rather richer than Thuillier, shared his means with his
friend. But, unlike Thuillier, Colleville married for love a Mademoiselle Flavie, the natural daughter of a
celebrated danseuse at the Opera; her reputed father being a certain du Bourguier, one of the richest
contractors of the day. In style and origin, Flavie was apparently destined for a melancholy career, when
Colleville, often sent to her mother's apartments, fell in love with her and married her. Prince Galathionne,
who at that time was "protecting" the danseuse, then approaching the end of her brilliant career, gave Flavie a
"dot" of twenty thousand francs, to which her mother added a magnificent trousseau. Other friends and
operacomrades sent jewels and silverware, so that the Colleville household was far richer in superfluities
than in capital. Flavie, brought up in opulence, began her married life in a charming apartment, furnished by
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her mother's upholsterer, where the young wife, who was full of taste for art and for artists, and possessed a
certain elegance, ruled, a queen.
Madame Colleville was pretty and piquant, clever, gay, and graceful; to express her in one sentence,a
charming creature. Her mother, the danseuse, now fortythree years old, retired from the stage and went to
live in the country,thus depriving her daughter of the resources derived from her wasteful extravagance.
Madame Colleville kept a very agreeable but extremely free and easy household. From 1816 to 1826 she had
five children. Colleville, a musician in the evening, kept the books of a merchant from seven to nine in the
morning, and by ten o'clock he was at his ministry. Thus, by blowing into a bit of wood by night, and writing
doubleentry accounts in the early morning, he managed to eke out his earnings to seven or eight thousand
francs a year.
Madame Colleville played the part of a "comme il faut" woman; she received on Wednesdays, gave a concert
once a month and a dinner every fortnight. She never saw Colleville except at dinner and at night, when he
returned about twelve o'clock, at which hour she was frequently not at home herself. She went to the theatres,
where boxes were sometimes given to her; and she would send word to Colleville to come and fetch her from
such or such a house, where she was supping and dancing. At her own house, guests found excellent cheer,
and her society, though rather mixed, was very amusing; she received and welcomed actresses, artists, men of
letters, and a few rich men. Madame Colleville's elegance was on a par with that of Tullia, the leading
primadonna, with whom she was intimate; but though the Collevilles encroached on their capital and were
often in difficulty by the end of the month, Flavie was never in debt.
Colleville was very happy; he still loved his wife, and he made himself her best friend. Always received by
her with affectionate smiles and sympathetic pleasure, he yielded readily to the irresistible grace of her
manners. The vehement activity with which he pursued his three avocations was a part of his natural
character and temperament. He was a fine stout man, ruddy, jovial, extravagant, and full of ideas. In ten years
there was never a quarrel in his household. Among business men he was looked upon, in common with all
artists, as a scatterbrained fellow; and superficial persons thought that the constant hurry of this hard worker
was only the restless coming and going of a busybody.
Colleville had the sense to seem stupid; he boasted of his family happiness, and gave himself unheardof
trouble in making anagrams, in order at times to seem absorbed in that passion. The government clerks of his
division at the ministry, the office directors, and even the heads of divisions came to his concerts; now and
then he quietly bestowed upon them opera tickets, when he needed some extra indulgence on account of his
frequent absence. Rehearsals took half the time that he ought to have been at his desk; but the musical
knowledge his father had bequeathed to him was sufficiently genuine and well grounded to excuse him from
all but final rehearsals. Thanks to Madame Colleville's intimacies, both the theatre and the ministry lent
themselves kindly to the needs of this industrious pluralist, who, moreover, was bringing up, with great care,
a youth, warmly recommended to him by his wife, a future great musician, who sometimes took his place in
the orchestra with a promise of eventually succeeding him. In fact, about the year 1827 this young man
became the first clarionet when Colleville resigned his position.
The usual comment on Flavie was, "That little slip of a coquette, Madame Colleville." The eldest of the
Colleville children, born in 1816, was the living image of Colleville himself. In 1818, Madame Colleville
held the cavalry in high estimation, above even art; and she distinguished more particularly a sublieutenant
in the dragoons of SaintChamans, the young and rich Charles de Gondreville, who afterwards died in the
Spanish campaign. By that time Flavie had had a second son, whom she henceforth dedicated to a military
career. In 1820 she considered banking the nursing mother of trade, the supporter of Nations, and she made
the great Keller, that famous banker and orator, her idol. She then had another son, whom she named
Francois, resolving to make him a merchant,feeling sure that Keller's influence would never fail him.
About the close of the year 1820, Thuillier, the intimate friend of Monsieur and Madame Colleville, felt the
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need of pouring his sorrows into the bosom of this excellent woman, and to her he related his conjugal
miseries. For six years he had longed to have children, but God did not bless him; although that poor
Madame Thuillier had made novenas, and had even gone, uselessly, to NotraDame de Liesse! He depicted
Celeste in various lights, which brought the words "Poor Thuillier!" from Flavie's lips. She herself was rather
sad, having at the moment no dominant opinion. She poured her own griefs into Thuillier's bosom. The great
Keller, that hero of the Left, was, in reality, extremely petty; she had learned to know the other side of public
fame, the follies of banking, the emptiness of eloquence! The orator only spoke for show; to her he had
behaved extremely ill. Thuillier was indignant. "None but stupid fellows know how to love," he said; "take
me!" That handsome Thuillier was henceforth supposed to be paying court to Madame Colleville, and was
rated as one of her "attentives,"a word in vogue during the Empire.
"Ha! you are after my wife," said Colleville, laughing. "Take care; she'll leave you in the lurch, like all the
rest."
A rather clever speech, by which Colleville saved his marital dignity. From 1820 to 1821, Thuillier, in virtue
of his title as friend of the family, helped Colleville, who had formerly helped him; so much so, that in
eighteen months he had lent nearly ten thousand francs to the Colleville establishment, with no intention of
ever claiming them. In the spring of 1821, Madame Colleville gave birth to a charming little girl, to whom
Monsieur and Madame Thuillier were godfather and godmother. The child was baptized
CelesteLouiseCarolineBrigitte; Mademoiselle Thuillier wishing that her name should be given among
others to the little angel. The name of Caroline was a graceful attention paid to Colleville. Old mother
Lemprun assumed the care of putting the baby to nurse under her own eyes at Auteuil, where Celeste and her
sisterinlaw Brigitte, paid it regularly a semiweekly visit.
As soon as Madame Colleville recovered she said to Thuillier, frankly, in a very serious tone:
"My dear friend, if we are all to remain good friends, you must be our friend only. Colleville is attached to
you; well, that's enough for you in this household."
"Explain to me," said the handsome Thuillier to Tullia after this remark, "why women are never attached to
me. I am not the Apollo Belvidere, but for all that I'm not a Vulcan; I am passably good looking, I have
sense, I am faithful"
"Do you want me to tell you the truth?" replied Tullia.
"Yes," said Thuillier.
"Well, though we can, sometimes, love a stupid fellow, we never love a silly one."
Those words killed Thuillier; he never got over them; henceforth he was a prey to melancholy and accused all
women of caprice.
The secretarygeneral of the ministry, des Lupeaulx, whose influence Madame Colleville thought greater
than it was, and of whom she said, later, "That was one of my mistakes," became for a time the great man of
the Colleville salon; but as Flavie found he had no power to promote Colleville into the upper division, she
had the good sense to resent des Lupeaulx's attentions to Madame Rabourdin (whom she called a minx), to
whose house she had never been invited, and who had twice had the impertinence not to come to the
Colleville concerts.
Madame Colleville was deeply affected by the death of young Gondreville; she felt, she said, the finger of
God. In 1824 she turned over a new leaf, talked of economy, stopped her receptions, busied herself with her
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children, determined to become a good mother of a family; no favorite friend was seen at her house. She went
to church, reformed her dress, wore gray, and talked Catholicism, mysticism, and so forth. All this produced,
in 1825, another little son, whom she named Theodore. Soon after, in 1826, Colleville was appointed sub
director of the Clergeot division, and later, in 1828, collector of taxes in a Paris arrondissement. He also
received the cross of the Legion of honor, to enable him to put his daughter at the royal school of
SaintDenis. The halfscholarship obtained by Keller for the eldest boy, Charles, was transferred to the
second in 1830, when Charles entered the school of SaintLouis on a full scholarship. The third son, taken
under the protection of Madame la Dauphine, was provided with a threequarter scholarship in the Henri IV.
school.
In 1830 Colleville, who had the good fortune not to lose a child, was obliged, owing to his wellknown
attachment to the fallen royal family, to send in his resignation; but he was clever enough to make a bargain
for it,obtaining in exchange a pension of two thousand four hundred francs, based on his period of service,
and ten thousand francs indemnity paid by his successor; he also received the rank of officer of the Legion of
honor. Nevertheless, he found himself in rather a cramped condition when Mademoiselle Thuillier, in 1832,
advised him to come and live near them; pointing out to him the possibility of obtaining some position in the
mayor's office, which, in fact, he did obtain a few weeks later, at a salary of three thousand francs. Thus
Thuillier and Colleville were destined to end their days together. In 1833 Madame Colleville, then thirtyfive
years old, settled herself in the rue d'Enfer, at the corner of the rue des DeuxEglises with Celeste and little
Theodore, the other boys being at their several schools. Colleville was equidistant between the mayor's office
and the rue SaintDominique d'Enfer. Thus the household, after a brilliant, gay, headlong, reformed, and
calmed existence, subsided finally into bourgeois obscurity with five thousand four hundred francs a year for
its sole dependence.
Celeste was by this time twelve years of age, and she promised to be pretty. She needed masters, and her
education ought to cost not less than two thousand francs a year. The mother felt the necessity of keeping her
under the eye of her godfather and godmother. She therefore very willingly adopted the proposal of
Mademoiselle Thuillier, who, without committing herself to any engagement, allowed Madame Colleville to
understand that the fortunes of her brother, his wife, and herself would go, ultimately, to the little Celeste.
The child had been left at Auteuil until she was seven years of age, adored by the good old Madame
Lemprun, who died in 1829, leaving twenty thousand francs, and a house which was sold for the enormous
sum of twentyeight thousand. The lively little girl had seen very little of her mother, but very much of
Mademoiselle and Madame Thuillier when she first returned to the paternal mansion in 1829; but in 1833 she
fell under the dominion of Flavie, who was then, as we have said, endeavoring to do her duty, which, like
other women instigated by remorse, she exaggerated. Without being an unkind mother, Flavie was very stern
with her daughter. She remembered her own bringingup, and swore within herself to make Celeste a
virtuous woman. She took her to mass, and had her prepared for her first communion by a rector who has
since become a bishop. Celeste was all the more readily pious, because her godmother, Madame Thuillier,
was a saint, and the child adored her; she felt that the poor neglected woman loved her better than her own
mother.
From 1833 to 1840 she received a brilliant education according to the ideas of the bourgeoisie. The best
musicmasters made her a fair musician; she could paint a watercolor properly; she danced extremely well;
and she had studied the French language, history, geography, English, Italian,in short, all that constitutes
the education of a wellbroughtup young lady. Of medium height, rather plump, unfortunately
nearsighted, she was neither plain nor pretty; not without delicacy or even brilliancy of complexion, it is
true, but totally devoid of all distinction of manner. She had a great fund of reserved sensibility, and her
godfather and godmother, Mademoiselle Thuillier and Colleville, were unanimous on one point,the great
resource of mothersnamely, that Celeste was capable of attachment. One of her beauties was a magnificent
head of very fine blond hair; but her hands and feet showed her bourgeois origin.
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Celeste endeared herself by precious qualities; she was kind, simple, without gall of any kind; she loved her
father and mother, and would willingly sacrifice herself for their sake. Brought up to the deepest admiration
for her godfather by Brigitte (who taught her to say "Aunt Brigitte"), and by Madame Thuillier and her own
mother, Celeste imbibed the highest idea of the exbeau of the Empire. The house in the rue
SaintDominique d'Enfer produced upon her very much the effect of the Chateau des Tuileries on a courtier
of the new dynasty.
Thuillier had not escaped the action of the administrative rollingpin which thins the mind as it spreads it out.
Exhausted by irksome toil, as much as by his life of gallantry, the exsubdirector had wellnigh lost all his
faculties by the time he came to live in the rue Saint Dominique. But his weary face, on which there still
reigned an air of imperial haughtiness, mingled with a certain contentment, the conceit of an upper official,
made a deep impression upon Celeste. She alone adored that haggard face. The girl, moreover, felt herself to
be the happiness of the Thuillier household.
CHAPTER IV. THE CIRCLE OF MONSIEUR AND MADAME THUILLIER
The Collevilles and their children became, naturally, the nucleus of the circle which Mademoiselle Thuillier
had the ambition to group around her brother. A former clerk in the Billardiere division of the ministry,
named Phellion, had lived for the last thirty years in their present quarter. He was promptly greeted by
Colleville and Thuillier at the first review. Phellion proved to be one of the most respected men in the
arrondissement. He had one daughter, now married to a schoolteacher in the rue SaintHyacinthe, a
Monsieur Barniol. Phellion's eldest son was a professor of mathematics in a royal college; he gave lectures
and private lessons, being devoted, so his father was wont to say, to pure mathematics. A second son was in
the government School of Engineering. Phellion had a pension of nine hundred francs, and he possessed a
little property of nine thousand and a few odd hundred francs; the fruit of his economy and that of his wife
during thirty years of toil and privation. He was, moreover, the owner of a little house and garden where he
lived in the "impasse" des Feuillantines,in thirty years he had never used the oldfashioned word
"culdesac"!
Dutocq, the clerk of the justice of peace, was also a former employee at the ministry of finance. Sacrificed, in
former days, to one of those necessities which are always met with in representative government, he had
accepted the position of scapegoat, receiving, privately, a round sum of money and the opportunity to buy his
present post of clerk in the arrondissement. This man, not very honorable, and known to be a spy in the
government offices, was never welcomed as he thought he ought to be by the Thuilliers; but the coldness of
his landlords only made him the more persistent in going to see them. He was a bachelor and had various
vices; he therefore concealed his life carefully, knowing well how to maintain his position by flattering his
superiors. The justice of peace was much attached to Dutocq. This man, base as he was, managed, in the end,
to make himself tolerated by the Thuilliers, chiefly by coarse and cringing adulation. He knew the facts of
Thuillier's whole life, his relations with Colleville, and, above all, with Madame Colleville. One and all they
feared his tongue, and the Thuilliers, without admitting him to any intimacy, endured his visits.
The family which became the flower of the Thuillier salon was that of a former ministerial clerk, once an
object of pity in the government offices, who, driven by poverty, left the public service, in 1827, to fling
himself into a business enterprise, having, as he thought, an idea. Minard (that was his name) foresaw a
fortune in one of those wicked conceptions which reflect such discredit on French commerce, but which, in
the year 1827, had not yet been exposed and blasted by publicity. Minard bought tea and mixed it with
tealeaves already used; also he adulterated the elements of chocolate in a manner which enabled him to sell
the chocolate itself very cheaply. This trade in colonial products, begun in the quartier SaintMarcel, made a
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merchant of Minard. He started a factory, and through these early connections he was able to reach the
sources of raw material. He then did honorably, and on a large scale, a business begun in the first instance
dishonorably. He became a distiller, worked upon untold quantities of products, and, by the year 1835, was
considered the richest merchant in the region of the Place Maubert. By that time he had bought a handsome
house in the rue des MaconsSorbonne; he had been assistant mayor, and in 1839 became mayor of his
arrondissement and judge in the Court of Commerce. He kept a carriage, had a country place near Lagny;
his wife wore diamonds at the court balls, and he prided himself on the rosette of an officer of the Legion of
honor in his buttonhole.
Minard and his wife were exceedingly benevolent. Perhaps he wished to return in retail to the poor the sums
he had mulcted from the public by the wholesale. Phellion, Colleville, and Thuillier met their old comrade,
Minard, at election, and an intimacy followed; all the closer with the Thuilliers and Collevilles because
Madame Minard seemed enchanted to make an acquaintance for her daughter in Celeste Colleville. It was at
a grand ball given by the Minards that Celeste made her first appearance in society (being at that time sixteen
and a half years old), dressed as her Christian named demanded, which seemed to be prophetic of her coming
life. Delighted to be friendly with Mademoiselle Minard, her elder by four years, she persuaded her father
and godfather to cultivate the Minard establishment, with its gilded salons and great opulence, where many
political celebrities of the "juste milieu" were wont to congregate, such as Monsieur Popinot, who became,
after a time, minister of commerce; Cochin, since made Baron Cochin, a former employee at the ministry of
finance, who, having a large interest in the drug business, was now the oracle of the Lombard and
Bourdonnais quarters, conjointly with Monsieur Anselme Popinot. Minard's eldest son, a lawyer, aiming to
succeed those barristers who were turned down from the Palais for political reasons in 1830, was the genius
of the household, and his mother, even more than his father, aspired to marry him well. Zelie Minard,
formerly a flower maker, felt an ardent passion for the upper social spheres, and desired to enter them
through the marriages of her son and daughter; whereas Minard, wiser than she, and imbued with the vigor of
the middle classes, which the revolution of July had infiltrated into the fibres of government, thought only of
wealth and fortune.
He frequented the Thuillier salon to gain information as to Celeste's probable inheritance. He knew, like
Dutocq and Phellion, the reports occasioned by Thuillier's former intimacy with Flavie, and he saw at a
glance the idolatry of the Thuilliers for their godchild. Dutocq, to gain admittance to Minard's house, fawned
upon him grossly. When Minard, the Rothschild of the arrondissement, appeared at the Thuilliers', he
compared him cleverly to Napoleon, finding him stout, fat, and blooming, having left him at the ministry
thin, pale, and puny.
"You looked, in the division Billardiere," he said, "like Napoleon before the 18th Brumaire, and I behold you
now the Napoleon of the Empire."
Notwithstanding which flattery, Minard received Dutocq very coldly and did not invite him to his house;
consequently, he made a mortal enemy of the former clerk.
Monsieur and Madame Phellion, worthy as they were, could not keep themselves from making calculations
and cherishing hopes; they thought that Celeste would be the very wife for their son the professor; therefore,
to have, as it were, a watcher in the Thuillier salon, they introduced their soninlaw, Monsieur Barniol, a
man much respected in the faubourg SaintJacques, and also an old employee at the mayor's office, an
intimate friend of theirs, named Laudigeois. Thus the Phellions formed a phalanx of seven persons; the
Collevilles were not less numerous; so that on Sundays it often appeared that thirty persons were assembled
in the Thuillier salon. Thuillier renewed acquaintance with the Saillards, Baudoyers, and Falleixs,all
persons of respectability in the quarter of the PalaisRoyal, whom they often invited to dinner.
Madame Colleville was, as a woman, the most distinguished member of this society, just as Minard junior
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and Professor Phellion were superior among the men. All the others, without ideas or education, and issuing
from the lower ranks, presented the types and the absurdities of the lesser bourgeoisie. Though all success,
especially if won from distant sources, seems to presuppose some genuine merit, Minard was really an
inflated balloon. Expressing himself in empty phrases, mistaking sycophancy for politeness, and wordiness
for wit, he uttered his commonplaces with a brisk assurance that passed for eloquence. Certain words which
said nothing but answered all things, progress, steam, bitumen, National guard, order, democratic element,
spirit of association, legality, movement, resistance,seemed, as each political phase developed, to have
been actually made for Minard, whose talk was a paraphrase on the ideas of his newspaper. Julien Minard,
the young lawyer, suffered from his father as much as his father suffered from his wife. Zelie had grown
pretentious with wealth, without, at the same time, learning to speak French. She was now very fat, and gave
the idea, in her rich surroundings, of a cook married to her master.
Phellion, that type and model of the petty bourgeois, exhibited as many virtues as he did absurdities.
Accustomed to subordination during his bureaucratic life, he respected all social superiority. He was
therefore silent before Minard. During the critical period of retirement from office, he had held his own
admirably, for the following reason. Never until now had that worthy and excellent man been able to indulge
his own tastes. He loved the city of Paris; he was interested in its embellishment, in the laying out of its
streets; he was capable of standing for hours to watch the demolition of houses. He might now have been
observed, stolidly planted on his legs, his nose in the air, watching for the fall of a stone which some mason
was loosening at the top of a wall, and never moving till the stone fell; when it had fallen he went away as
happy as an academician at the fall of a romantic drama. Veritable supernumeraries of the social comedy,
Phellion, Laudigeois, and their kind, fulfilled the functions of the antique chorus. They wept when weeping
was in order, laughed when they should laugh, and sang in parts the public joys and sorrows; they triumphed
in their corner with the triumphs of Algiers, of Constantine, of Lisbon, of SainteJean d'Ulloa; they deplored
the death of Napoleon and the fatal catastrophes of the SaintMerri and the rue Transnonnain, grieving over
celebrated men who were utterly unknown to them. Phellion alone presents a double side: he divides himself
conscientiously between the reasons of the opposition and those of the government. When fighting went on in
the streets, Phellion had the courage to declare himself before his neighbors; he went to the Place
SaintMichel, the place where his battalion assembled; he felt for the government and did his duty. Before
and during the riot, he supported the dynasty, the product of July; but, as soon as the political trials began, he
stood by the accused. This innocent "weathercockism" prevails in his political opinions; he produces, in
reply to all arguments, the "colossus of the North." England is, to his thinking, as to that of the old
"Constitutionnel," a crone with two faces,Machiavellian Albion, and the model nation: Machiavellian,
when the interests of France and of Napoleon are concerned; the model nation when the faults of the
government are in question. He admits, with his chosen paper, the democratic element, but refuses in
conversation all compact with the republican spirit. The republican spirit to him means 1793, rioting, the
Terror, and agrarian law. The democratic element is the development of the lesser bourgeoisie, the reign of
Phellions.
The worthy old man is always dignified; dignity serves to explain his life. He has brought up his children
with dignity; he has kept himself a father in their eyes; he insists on being honored in his home, just as he
himself honors power and his superiors. He has never made debts. As a juryman his conscience obliges him
to sweat blood and water in the effort to follow the debates of a trial; he never laughs, not even if the judge,
and audience, and all the officials laugh. Eminently useful, he gives his services, his time,
everythingexcept his money. Felix Phellion, his son, the professor, is his idol; he thinks him capable of
attaining to the Academy of Sciences. Thuillier, between the audacious nullity of Minard, and the solid
silliness of Phellion, was a neutral substance, but connected with both through his dismal experience. He
managed to conceal the emptiness of his brain by commonplace talk, just as he covered the yellow skin of his
bald pate with thready locks of his gray hair, brought from the back of his head with infinite art by the comb
of his hairdresser.
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"In any other career," he was wont to say, speaking of the government employ, "I should have made a very
different fortune."
He had seen the RIGHT, which is possible in theory and impossible in practice,results proving contrary to
premises,and he related the intrigues and the injustices of the Rabourdin affair.
"After that, one can believe all, and believe nothing," he would say. "Ah! it is a queer thing, government! I'm
very glad not to have a son, and never to see him in the career of a placehunter."
Colleville, ever gay, rotund, and goodhumored, a sayer of "quodlibets," a maker of anagrams, always busy,
represented the capable and bantering bourgeois, with faculty without success, obstinate toil without result;
he was also the embodiment of jovial resignation, mind without object, art with usefulness, for, excellent
musician that he was, he never played now except for his daughter.
The Thuillier salon was in some sort a provincial salon, lighted, however, by continual flashes from the
Parisian conflagration; its mediocrity and its platitudes followed the current of the times. The popular saying
and thing (for in Paris the thing and its saying are like the horse and its rider) ricochetted, so to speak, to this
company. Monsieur Minard was always impatiently expected, for he was certain to know the truth of
important circumstances. The women of the Thuillier salon held by the Jesuits; the men defended the
University; and, as a general thing, the women listened. A man of intelligence (could he have borne the
dulness of these evenings) would have laughed, as he would at a comedy of Moliere, on hearing, amid
endless discussion, such remarks as the following:
"How could the Revolution of 1789 have been avoided? The loans of Louis XIV. prepared the way for it.
Louis XV., an egotist, a man of narrow mind (didn't he say, 'If I were lieutenant of police I would suppress
cabriolets'?), that dissolute kingyou remember his Parc aux Cerfs?did much to open the abyss of
revolution. Monsieur de Necker, an evilminded Genovese, set the thing agoing. Foreigners have always
tried to injure France. The maximum did great harm to the Revolution. Legally Louis XVI. should never have
been condemned; a jury would have acquitted him. Why did Charles X. fall? Napoleon was a great man, and
the facts that prove his genius are anecdotal: he took five pinches of snuff a minute out of a pocket lined with
leather made in his waistcoat. He looked into all his tradesmen's accounts; he went to SaintDenis to judge
for himself the prices of things. Talma was his friend; Talma taught him his gestures; nevertheless, he always
refused to give Talma the Legion of honor! The emperor mounted guard for a sentinel who went to sleep, to
save him from being shot. Those were the things that made his soldiers adore him. Louis XVIII., who
certainly had some sense, was very unjust in calling him Monsieur de Buonaparte. The defect of the present
government is in letting itself be led instead of leading. It holds itself too low. It is afraid of men of energy. It
ought to have torn up all the treaties of 1815 and demanded the Rhine. They keep the same men too long in
the ministry"; etc., etc.
"Come, you've exerted your minds long enough," said Mademoiselle Thuillier, interrupting one of these
luminous talks; "the altar is dressed; begin your little game."
If these anterior facts and all these generalities were not placed here as the frame of the present Scene, to give
an idea of the spirit of this society, the following drama would certainly have suffered greatly. Moreover, this
sketch is historically faithful; it shows a social stratum of importance in any portrayal of manners and morals,
especially when we reflect that the political system of the Younger branch rests almost wholly upon it.
The winter of the year 1839 was, it may be said, the period when the Thuillier salon was in its greatest glory.
The Minards came nearly every Sunday, and began their evening by spending an hour there, if they had other
engagements elsewhere. Often Minard would leave his wife at the Thuilliers and take his son and daughter to
other houses. This assiduity on the part of the Minards was brought about by a somewhat tardy meeting
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between Messieurs Metivier, Barbet, and Minard on an evening when the two former, being tenants of
Mademoiselle Thuillier, remained rather longer than usual in discussing business with her. From Barbet,
Minard learned that the old maid had money transactions with himself and Metivier to the amount of sixty
thousand francs, besides having a large deposit in the Bank.
"Has she an account at the Bank?" asked Minard.
"I believe so," replied Barbet. "I give her at least eighty thousand francs there."
Being on intimate terms with a governor of the Bank, Minard ascertained that Mademoiselle Thuillier had, in
point of fact, an account of over two hundred thousand francs, the result of her quarterly deposits for many
years. Besides this, she owned the house they lived in, which was not mortgaged, and was worth at least one
hundred thousand francs, if not more.
"Why should Mademoiselle Thuillier work in this way?" said Minard to Metivier. "She'd be a good match for
you," he added.
"I? oh, no," replied Metivier. "I shall do better by marrying a cousin; my uncle Metivier has given me the
succession to his business; he has a hundred thousand francs a year and only two daughters."
However secretive Mademoiselle Thuillier might be,and she said nothing of her investments to any one,
not even to her brother, although a large amount of Madame Thuillier's fortune went to swell the amount of
her own savings,it was difficult to prevent some ray of light from gliding under the bushel which covered
her treasure.
Dutocq, who frequented Barbet, with whom he had some resemblance in character and countenance, had
appraised, even more correctly than Minard, the Thuillier finances. He knew that their savings amounted, in
1838, to one hundred and fifty thousand francs, and he followed their progress secretly, calculating profits by
the help of that all wise moneylender, Barbet.
"Celeste will have from my brother and myself two hundred thousand francs in ready money," the old maid
had said to Barbet in confidence, "and Madame Thuillier wishes to secure to her by the marriage contract the
ultimate possession of her own fortune. As for me, my will is made. My brother will have everything during
his lifetime, and Celeste will be my heiress with that reservation. Monsieur Cardot, the notary, is my
executor."
Mademoiselle Thuillier now instigated her brother to renew his former relations with the Saillards,
Baudoyers, and others, who held a position similar to that of the Thuilliers in the quartier Saint Antoine, of
which Monsieur Saillard was mayor. Cardot, the notary, had produced his aspirant for Celeste's hand in the
person of Monsieur Godeschal, attorney and successor to Derville; an able man, thirtysix years of age, who
had paid one hundred thousand francs for his practice, which the two hundred thousand of the "dot" would
doubly clear off. Minard, however, got rid of Godeschal by informing Mademoiselle Thuillier that Celeste's
sisterinlaw would be the famous Mariette of the Opera.
"She came from the stage," said Colleville, alluding to his wife, "and there's no need she should return to it."
"Besides, Monsieur Godeschal is too old for Celeste," remarked Brigitte.
"And ought we not," added Madame Thuillier, timidly, "to let her marry according to her own taste, so as to
be happy?"
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The poor woman had detected in Felix Phellion a true love for Celeste; the love that a woman crushed by
Brigitte and wounded by her husband's indifference (for Thuillier cared less for his wife than he did for a
servant) had dreamed that love might be,bold in heart, timid externally, sure of itself, reserved, hidden
from others, but expanding toward heaven. At twentythree years of age, Felix Phellion was a gentle,
pureminded young man, like all true scholars who cultivate knowledge for knowledge's sake. He had been
sacredly brought up by his father, who, viewing all things seriously, had given him none but good examples
accompanied by trivial maxims. He was a young man of medium height, with light chestnut hair, gray eyes,
and a skin full of freckles; gifted with a charming voice, a tranquil manner; making few gestures; thoughtful,
saying little, and that little sensible; contradicting no one, and quite incapable of a sordid thought or a selfish
calculation.
"That," thought Madame Thuillier, "is what I should have liked my husband to be."
One evening, in the month of February, 1840, the Thuillier salon contained the various personages whose
silhouettes we have just traced out, together with some others. It was nearly the end of the month. Barbet and
Metivier having business with mademoiselle Brigitte, were playing whist with Minard and Phellion. at
another table were Julien the advocate (a nickname given by Colleville to young Minard), Madame
Colleville, Monsieur Barniol, and Madame Phellion. "Bouillotte," at five sous a stake, occupied Madame
Minard, who knew no other game, Colleville, old Monsieur Saillard, and Bandoze, his soninlaw. The
substitutes were Laudigeois and Dutocq. Mesdames Falleix, Baudoyer, Barniol, and Mademoiselle Minard
were playing boston, and Celeste was sitting beside Prudence Minard. Young Phellion was listening to
Madame Thuillier and looking at Celeste.
At a corner of the fireplace sat enthroned on a sofa the Queen Elizabeth of the family, as simply dressed as
she had been for the last thirty years; for no prosperity could have made her change her habits. She wore on
her chinchilla hair a black gauze cap, adorned with the geranium called Charles X.; her gown, of
plumcolored stuff, made with a yoke, cost fifteen francs, her embroidered collarette was worth six, and it ill
disguised the deep wrinkle produced by the two muscles which fastened the head to the vertebral column.
The actor, Monvel, playing Augustus Caesar in his old age, did not present a harder and sterner profile than
that of this female autocrat, knitting socks for her brother. Before the fireplace stood Thuillier in an attitude,
ready to go forward and meet the arriving guests; near him was a young man whose entrance had produced a
great effect, when the porter (who on Sundays wore his best clothes and waited on the company) announced
Monsieur Olivier Vinet.
A private communication made by Cardot to the celebrated "procureur general," father of this young man,
was the cause of his visit. Olivier Vinet had just been promoted from the court of ArcissurAube to that of
the Seine, where he now held the post of substitute "procureurderoi." Cardot had already invited Thuillier
and the elder Vinet, who was likely to become minister of justice, with his son, to dine with him. The notary
estimated the fortunes which would eventually fall to Celeste at seven hundred thousand francs. Vinet junior
appeared charmed to obtain the right to visit the Thuilliers on Sundays. Great dowries make men commit
great and unbecoming follies without reserve or decency in these days.
Ten minutes later another young man, who had been talking with Thuillier before the arrival of Olivier Vinet,
raised his voice eagerly, in a political discussion, and forced the young magistrate to follow his example in
the vivacious argument which now ensued. The matter related to the vote by which the Chamber of Deputies
had just overthrown the ministry of the 12th of May, refusing the allowance demanded for the Duc de
Nemours.
"Assuredly," said the young man, "I am far from belonging to the dynastic party; I am very far from
approving of the rise of the bourgeoisie to power. The bourgeoisie ought not, any more than the aristocracy of
other days, to assume to be the whole nation. But the French bourgeoisie has now taken upon itself to create a
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new dynasty, a royalty of its own, and behold how it treats it! When the people allowed Napoleon to rise to
power, it created with him a splendid and monumental state of things; it was proud of his grandeur; and it
nobly gave its blood and sweat in building up the edifice of the Empire. Between the magnificence of the
aristocratic throne and those of the imperial purple, between the great of the earth and the People, the
bourgeoisie is proving itself petty; it degrades power to its own level instead of rising up to it. The saving of
candleends it has so long practised behind its counters, it now seeks to impose on its princes. What may
perhaps have been virtue in its shops is a blunder and a crime higher up. I myself have wanted many things
for the people, but I never should have begun by lopping off ten millions of francs from the new civil list. In
becoming, as it were, nearly the whole of France, the bourgeoisie owed to us the prosperity of the people,
splendor without ostentation, grandeur without privilege."
The father of Olivier Vinet was just now sulking with the government. The robe of Keeper of the Seals,
which had been his dream, was slow in coming to him. The young substitute did not, therefore, know exactly
how to answer this speech; he thought it wise to enlarge on one of its side issues.
"You are right, monsieur," said Olivier Vinet. "But, before manifesting itself magnificently, the bourgeoisie
has other duties to fulfil towards France. The luxury you speak of should come after duty. That which seems
to you so blameable is the necessity of the moment. The Chamber is far from having its full share in public
affairs; the ministers are less for France than they are for the crown, and parliament has determined that the
administration shall have, as in England, a strength and power of its own, and not a mere borrowed power.
The day on which the administration can act for itself, and represent the Chamber as the Chamber represents
the country, parliament will be found very liberal toward the crown. The whole question is there. I state it
without expressing my own opinion, for the duties of my post demand, in politics, a certain fealty to the
crown."
"Setting aside the political question," replied the young man, whose voice and accent were those of a native
of Provence, "it is certainly true that the bourgeoisie has ill understood its mission. We can see, any day, the
great law officers, attorneygenerals, peers of France in omnibuses, judges who live on their salaries, prefects
without fortunes, ministers in debt! Whereas the bourgeoisie, who have seized upon those offices, ought to
dignify them, as in the olden time when aristocracy dignified them, and not occupy such posts solely for the
purpose of making their fortune, as scandalous disclosures have proved."
"Who is this young man?" thought Olivier Vinet. "Is he a relative? Cardot ought to have come with me on
this first visit."
"Who is that little monsieur?" asked Minard of Barbet. "I have seen him here several times."
"He is a tenant," replied Metivier, shuffling the cards.
"A lawyer," added Barbet, in a low voice, "who occupies a small apartment on the third floor front. Oh! HE
doesn't amount to much; he has nothing."
"What is the name of that young man?" said Olivier Vinet to Thuillier.
"Theodose de la Peyrade; he is a barrister," replied Thuillier, in a whisper.
At that moment the women present, as well as the men, looked at the two young fellows, and Madame
Minard remarked to Colleville:
"He is rather goodlooking, that stranger."
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"I have made his anagram," replied Colleville, "and his name, Charles MarieTheodose de la Peyrade,
prophecies: 'Eh! monsieur payera, de la dot, des oies et le char.' Therefore, my dear Mamma Minard, be sure
you don't give him your daughter."
"They say that young man is betterlooking than my son," said Madame Phellion to Madame Colleville.
"What do you think about it?"
"Oh! in the matter of physical beauty a woman might hesitate before choosing," replied Madame Colleville.
At that moment it occurred to young Vinet as he looked round the salon, so full of the lesser bourgeoisie, that
it might be a shrewd thing to magnify that particular class; and he thereupon enlarged upon the meaning of
the young Provencal barrister, declaring that men so honored by the confidence of the government should
imitate royalty and encourage a magnificence surpassing that of the former court. It was folly, he said, to lay
by the emoluments of an office. Besides, could it be done, in Paris especially, where costs of living had
trebled, the apartment of a magistrate, for instance, costing three thousand francs a year?
"My father," he said in conclusion, "allows me three thousand francs a year, and that, with my salary, barely
allows me to maintain my rank."
When the young substitute rode boldly into this boghole, the Provencal, who had slyly enticed him there,
exchanged, without being observed, a wink with Dutocq, who was just then waiting for the place of a player
at bouillotte.
"There is such a demand for offices," remarked the latter, "that they talk of creating two justices of the peace
to each arrondissement in order to make a dozen new clerkships. As if they could interfere with our rights and
our salaries, which already require an exhorbitant tax!"
"I have not yet had the pleasure of hearing you at the Palais," said Vinet to Monsieur de la Peyrade.
"I am advocate for the poor, and I plead only before the justice of peace," replied la Peyrade.
Mademoiselle Thuillier, as she listened to young Vinet's theory of the necessity of spending an income,
assumed a distant air and manner, the significance of which was well understood by Dutocq and the young
Provencal. Vinet left the house in company with Minard and Julien the advocate, so that the battlefield
before the fireplace was abandoned to la Peyrade and Dutocq.
"The upper bourgeoisie," said Dutocq to Thuillier, "will behave, in future, exactly like the old aristocracy.
The nobility wanted girls with money to manure their lands, and the parvenus of today want the same to
feather their nests."
"That's exactly what Monsieur Thuillier was saying to me this morning," remarked la Peyrade, boldly.
"Vinet's father," said Dutocq, "married a Demoiselle de Chargeboeuf and has caught the opinions of the
nobility; he wants a fortune at any price; his wife spends money regally."
"Oh!" said Thuillier, in whom the jealousy between the two classes of the bourgeoisie was fully roused, "take
offices away from those fellows and they'd fall back where they came."
Mademoiselle was knitting with such precipitous haste that she seemed to be propelled by a steamengine.
"Take my place, Monsieur Dutocq," said Madame Minard, rising. "My feet are cold," she added, going to the
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fire, where the golden ornaments of her turban made fireworks in the light of the SaintAurora waxcandles
that were struggling vainly to light the vast salon.
"He is very small fry, that young substitute," said Madame Minard, glancing at Mademoiselle Thuillier.
"Small fry!" cried la Peyrade. "Ah, madame! how witty!"
"But madame has so long accustomed us to that sort of thing," said the handsome Thuillier.
Madame Colleville was examining la Peyrade and comparing him with young Phellion, who was just then
talking to Celeste, neither of them paying any heed to what was going on around them. This is, certainly, the
right moment to depict the singular personage who was destined to play a signal part in the Thuillier
household, and who fully deserves the appellation of a great artist.
CHAPTER V. A PRINCIPAL PERSONAGE
There exists in Provence, especially about Avignon, a race of men with blond or chestnut hair, fair skin, and
eyes that are almost tender, their pupils calm, feeble, or languishing, rather than keen, ardent, or profound, as
they usually are in the eyes of Southerners. Let us remark, in passing, that among Corsicans, a race subject to
fits of anger and dangerous irascibility, we often meet with fair skins and physical natures of the same
apparent tranquillity. These pale men, rather stout, with somewhat dim and hazy eyes either green or blue, are
the worst species of humanity in Provence; and CharlesMarie Theodose de la Peyrade presents a fine type
of that race, the constitution of which deserves careful examination on the part of medical science and
philosophical physiology. There rises, at times, within such men, a species of bile,a bitter gall, which flies
to their head and makes them capable of ferocious actions, done, apparently, in cold blood. Being the result
of an inward intoxication, this sort of dumb violence seems to be irreconcilable with their quasilymphatic
outward man, and the tranquillity of their benignant glance.
Born in the neighborhood of Avignon, the young Provencal whose name we have just mentioned was of
middle height, wellproportioned, and rather stout; the tone of his skin had no brilliancy; it was neither livid
nor deadwhite, nor colored, but gelatinous,that word can alone give a true idea of the flabby, hueless
envelope, beneath which were concealed nerves that were less vigorous than capable of enormous resistance
at certain given moments. His eyes, of a pale cold blue, expressed in their ordinary condition a species of
deceptive sadness, which must have had great charms for women. The forehead, finely cut, was not without
dignity, and it harmonized well with the soft, light chestnut hair curling naturally, but slightly, at its tips. The
nose, precisely like that of a hunting dog, flat and furrowed at the tip, inquisitive, intelligent, searching,
always on the scent, instead of expressing goodhumor, was ironical and mocking; but this particular aspect
of his nature never showed itself openly; the young man must have ceased to watch himself, he must have
flown into fury before the power came to him to flash out the sarcasm and the wit which embittered, tenfold,
his infernal humor. The mouth, the curving lines and pomegranatecolored lips of which were very pleasing,
seemed the admirable instrument of an organ that was almost sweet in its middle tones, where its owner
usually kept it, but which, in its higher key, vibrated on the ear like the sound of a gong. This falsetto was the
voice of his nerves and his anger. His face, kept expressionless by an inward command, was oval in form. His
manners, in harmony with the sacerdotal calmness of the face, were reserved and conventional; but he had
supple, pliant ways which, though they never descended to wheedling, were not lacking in seduction;
although as soon as his back was turned their charm seemed inexplicable. Charm, when it takes its rise in the
heart, leaves deep and lasting traces; that which is merely a product of art, or of eloquence, has only a passing
power; it produces its immediate effect, and that is all. But how many philosophers are there in life who are
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able to distinguish the difference? Almost always the trick is played (to use a popular expression) before the
ordinary run of men have perceived its methods.
Everything about this young man of twentyseven was in harmony with his character; he obeyed his vocation
by cultivating philanthropy, the only expression which explains the philanthropist. Theodose loved the
People, for he limited his love for humanity. Like the horticulturist who devotes himself to roses, or dahlias,
or heart's ease, or geraniums, and pays no attention to the plants his fancy has not selected, so this young La
RochefoucaultLiancourt gave himself to the workingmen, the proletariat and the paupers of the faubourgs
SaintJacques and SaintMarceau. The strong man, the man of genius at bay, the worthy poor of the
bourgeois class, he cut them off from the bosom of his charity. The heart of all persons with a mania is like
those boxes with compartments, in which sugarplums are kept in sorts: "suum cuique tribuere" is their motto;
they measure to each duty its dose. There are some philanthropists who pity nothing but the man condemned
to death. Vanity is certainly the basis of philanthropy; but in the case of this Provencal it was calculation, a
predetermined course, a "liberal" and democratic hypocrisy, played with a perfection that no other actor will
ever attain.
Theodose did not attack the rich; he contented himself with not understanding them; he endured them; every
one, in his opinion, ought to enjoy the fruits of his labor. He had been, he said, a fervent disciple of
SaintSimon, but that mistake must be attributed to his youth: modern society could have no other basis than
heredity. An ardent Catholic, like all men from the Comtat, he went to the earliest morning masses, and thus
concealed his piety. Like other philanthropists, he practised a sordid economy, and gave to the poor his time,
his legal advice, his eloquence, and such money as he extracted for them from the rich. His clothes, always of
black cloth, were worn until the seams became white. Nature had done a great deal for Theodose in not
giving him that fine manly Southern beauty which creates in others an imaginary expectation, to which it is
more than difficult for a man to respond. As it was, he could be what suited him at the moment,an
agreeable man or a very ordinary one. Never, since his admission to the Thuilliers', had he ventured, till this
evening, to raise his voice and speak as dogmatically as he had risked doing to Olivier Vinet; but perhaps
Theodose de la Peyrade was not sorry to seize the opportunity to come out from the shade in which he had
hitherto kept himself. Besides, it was necessary to get rid of the young substitute, just as the Minards had
previously ruined the hopes of Monsieur Godeschal. Like all superior men (for he certainly had some
superiority), Vinet had never lowered himself to the point where the threads of these bourgeois spiderwebs
became visible to him, and he had therefore plunged, like a fly, headforemost, into the almost invisible trap to
which Theodose inveigled him.
To complete this portrait of the poor man's lawyer we must here relate the circumstances of his first arrival at
the Thuilliers'.
Theodose came to lodge in Mademoiselle Thuillier's house toward the close of the year 1837. He had taken
his degree about five years earlier, and had kept the proper number of terms to become a barrister.
Circumstances, however, about which he said nothing, had interfered to prevent his being called to the bar; he
was, therefore, still a licentiate. But soon after he was installed in the little apartment on the third floor, with
the furniture rigorously required by all members of his noble profession,for the guild of barristers admits
no brother unless he has a suitable study, a legal library, and can thus, as it were, verify his
claims,Theodose de la Peyrade began to practise as a barrister before the Royal Court of Paris.
The whole of the year 1838 was employed in making this change in his condition, and he led a most regular
life. He studied at home in the mornings till dinnertime, going sometimes to the Palais for important cases.
Having become very intimate with Dutocq (so Dutocq said), he did certain services to the poor of the
faubourg SaintJacques who were brought to his notice by that official. He pleaded their cases before the
court, after bringing them to the notice of the attorneys, who, according to the statutes of their order, are
obliged to take turns in doing business for the poor. As Theodose was careful to plead only safe cases, he
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won them all. Those persons whom he thus obliged expressed their gratitude and their admiration, in spite of
the young lawyer's admonitions, among their own class, and to the porters of private houses, through whom
many anecdotes rose to the ears of the proprietors. Delighted to have in their house a tenant so worthy and so
charitable, the Thuilliers wished to attract him to their salon, and they questioned Dutocq about him. The
mayor's clerk replied as the envious reply; while doing justice to the young man he dwelt on his remarkable
avarice, which might, however, be the effect of poverty.
"I have had other information about him. He belongs to the Peyrades, an old family of the 'comtat' of
Avignon; he came here toward the end of 1829, to inquire about an uncle whose fortune was said to be
considerable; he discovered the address of the old man only three days before his death; and the furniture of
the deceased merely sufficed to bury him and pay his debts. A friend of this useless uncle gave a couple of
hundred louis to the poor fortunehunter, advising him to finish his legal studies and enter the judiciary
career. Those two hundred louis supported him for three years in Paris, where he lived like an anchorite. But
being unable to discover his unknown friend and benefactor, the poor student was in abject distress in 1833.
He worked then, like so many other licentiates, in politics and literature, by which he kept himself for a time
above wantfor he had nothing to expect from his family. His father, the youngest brother of the dead uncle,
has eleven other children, who live on a small estate called Les Canquoelles. He finally obtained a place on a
ministerial newspaper, the manager of which was the famous Cerizet, so celebrated for the persecutions he
met with, under the Restoration, on account of his attachment to the liberals,a man whom the new Left will
never forgive for having made his paper ministerial. As the government of these days does very little to
protect even its most devoted servants (witness the Gisquet affair), the republicans have ended by ruining
Cerizet. I tell you this to explain how it is that Cerizet is now a copying clerk in my office. Well, in the days
when he flourished as managing editor of a paper directed by the Perier ministry against the incendiary
journals, the 'Tribune' and others, Cerizet, who is a worthy fellow after all, though he is too fond of women,
pleasure, and good living, was very useful to Theodose, who edited the political department of the paper; and
if it hadn't been for the death of Casimir Perier that young man would certainly have received an appointment
as substitute judge in Paris. As it was, he dropped back in 183435, in spite of his talent; for his connection
with a ministerial journal of course did him harm. 'If it had not been for my religious principles,' he said to
me, 'I should have thrown myself into the Seine.' However, it seems that the friend of his uncle must have
heard of his distress, for again he sent him a sum of money; enough to complete his terms for the bar; but,
strange to say, he has never known the name or the address of this mysterious benefactor. After all, perhaps,
under such circumstances, his economy is excusable, and he must have great strength of mind to refuse what
the poor devils whose cases he wins by his devotion offer him. He is indignant at the way other lawyers
speculate on the possibility or impossibility of poor creatures, unjustly sued, paying for the costs of their
defence. Oh! he'll succeed in the end. I shouldn't be surprised to see that fellow in some very brilliant
position; he has tenacity, honesty, and courage. He studies, he delves."
Notwithstanding the favor with which he was greeted, la Peyrade went discreetly to the Thuilliers'. When
reproached for this reserve he went oftener, and ended by appearing every Sunday; he was invited to all
dinnerparties, and became at last so familiar in the house that whenever he came to see Thuillier about four
o'clock he was always requested to take "potluck" without ceremony. Mademoiselle Thuillier used to
say:
"Then we know that he will get a good dinner, poor fellow!"
A social phenomenon which has certainly been observed, but never, as yet, formulated, or, if you like it
better, published, though it fully deserves to be recorded, is the return of habits, mind, and manners to
primitive conditions in certain persons who, between youth and old age, have raised themselves above their
first estate. Thus Thuillier had become, once more, morally speaking, the son of a concierge. He now made
use of many of his father's jokes, and a little of the slime of early days was beginning to appear on the surface
of his declining life. About five or six times a month, when the soup was rich and good he would deposit his
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spoon in his empty plate and say, as if the proposition were entirely novel:
"That's better than a kick on the shinbone!"
On hearing that witticism for the first time Theodose, to whom it was really new, laughed so heartily that the
handsome Thuillier was tickled in his vanity as he had never been before. After that, Theodose greeted the
same speech with a knowing little smile. This slight detail will explain how it was that on the morning of the
day when Theodose had his passage at arms with Vinet he had said to Thuillier, as they were walking in the
garden to see the effect of a frost:
"You have much more wit than you give yourself credit for."
To which he received this answer:
"In any other career, my dear Theodose, I should have made my way nobly; but the fall of the Emperor broke
my neck."
"There is still time," said the young lawyer. "In the first place, what did that mountebank, Colleville, ever do
to get the cross?"
There la Peyrade laid his finger on a sore wound which Thuillier hid from every eye so carefully that even his
sister did not know of it; but the young man, interested in studying these bourgeois, had divined the secret
envy that gnawed at the heart of the exofficial.
"If you, experienced as you are, will do the honor to follow my advice," added the philanthropist, "and, above
all, not mention our compact to any one, I will undertake to have you decorated with the Legion of honor, to
the applause of the whole quarter."
"Oh! if we succeed in that," cried Thuillier, "you don't know what I would do for you."
This explains why Thuillier carried his head high when Theodose had the audacity that evening to put
opinions into his mouth.
In artand perhaps Moliere had placed hypocrisy in the rank of art by classing Tartuffe forever among
comediansthere exists a point of perfection to which genius alone attains; mere talent falls below it. There
is so little difference between a work of genius and a work of talent, that only men of genius can appreciate
the distance that separates Raffaelle from Correggio, Titian from Rubens. More than that; common minds are
easily deceived on this point. The sign of genius is a certain appearance of facility. In fact, its work must
appear, at first sight, ordinary, so natural is it, even on the highest subjects. Many peasantwomen hold their
children as the famous Madonna in the Dresden gallery holds hers. Well, the height of art in a man of la
Peyrade's force was to oblige others to say of him later: "Everybody would have been taken in by him."
Now, in the salon Thuillier, he noted a dawning opposition; he perceived in Colleville the somewhat
clearsighted and criticising nature of an artist who has missed his vocation. The barrister felt himself
displeasing to Colleville, who (as the result of circumstances not necessary to here report) considered himself
justified in believing in the science of anagrams. None of this anagrams had ever failed. The clerks in the
government office had laughed at him when, demanding an anagram on the name of the poor helpless
AugusteJean Francois Minard, he had produced, "J'amassai une si grande fortune"; and the event had
justified him after the lapse of ten years! Theodose, on several occasions, had made advances to the jovial
secretary of the mayor's office, and had felt himself rebuffed by a coldness which was not natural in so
sociable a man. When the game of bouillotte came to an end, Colleville seized the moment to draw Thuillier
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into the recess of a window and say to him:
"You are letting that lawyer get too much foothold in your house; he kept the ball in his own hands all the
evening."
"Thank you, my friend; forewarned is forearmed," replied Thuillier, inwardly scoffing at Colleville.
Theodose, who was talking at the moment to Madame Colleville, had his eye on the two men, and, with the
same prescience by which women know when and how they are spoken of, he perceived that Colleville was
trying to injure him in the mind of the weak and silly Thuillier. "Madame," he said in Flavie's ear, "if any one
here is capable of appreciating you it is certainly I. You seem to me a pearl dropped into the mire. You say
you are fortytwo, but a woman is no older than she looks, and many women of thirty would be thankful to
have your figure and that noble countenance, where love has passed without ever filling the void in your
heart. You have given yourself to God, I know, and I have too much religion myself to regret it, but I also
know that you have done so because no human being has proved worthy of you. You have been loved, but
you have never been adoredI have divined that. There is your husband, who has not known how to please
you in a position in keeping with your deserts. He dislikes me, as if he thought I loved you; and he prevents
me from telling you of a way that I think I have found to place you in the sphere for which you were destined.
No, madame," he continued, rising, "the Abbe Gondrin will not preach this year through Lent at our humble
SaintJacques du HautPas; the preacher will be Monsieur d'Estival, a compatriot of mine, and you will hear
in him one of the most impressive speakers that I have ever known,a priest whose outward appearance is
not agreeable, but, oh! what a soul!"
"Then my desire will be gratified," said poor Madame Thuillier. "I have never yet been able to understand a
famous preacher."
A smile flickered on the lips of Mademoiselle Thuillier and several others who heard the remark.
"They devote themselves too much to theological demonstration," said Theodose. "I have long thought so
myselfbut I never talk religion; if it had not been for Madame DE Colleville, I"
"Are there demonstrations in theology?" asked the professor of mathematics, naively, plunging headlong into
the conversation.
"I think, monsieur," replied Theodose, looking straight at Felix Phellion, "that you cannot be serious in asking
me such a question."
"Felix," said old Phellion, coming heavily to the rescue of his son, and catching a distressed look on the pale
face of Madame Thuillier, "Felix separates religion into two categories; he considers it from the human
point of view and the divine point of view,tradition and reason."
"That is heresy, monsieur," replied Theodose. "Religion is one; it requires, above all things, faith."
Old Phellion, nonplussed by that remark, nodded to his wife:
"It is getting late, my dear," and he pointed to the clock.
"Oh, Monsieur Felix," said Celeste in a whisper to the candid mathematician, "Couldn't you be, like Pascal
and Bossuet, learned and pious both?"
The Phellions, on departing, carried the Collevilles with them. Soon no one remained in the salon but Dutocq,
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Theodose, and the Thuilliers.
The flattery administered by Theodose to Flavie seems at the first sight coarsely commonplace, but we must
here remark, in the interests of this history, that the barrister was keeping himself as close as possible to these
vulgar minds; he was navigating their waters; he spoke their language. His painter was Pierre Grassou, and
not Joseph Bridau; his book was "Paul and Virginia." The greatest living poet for him was Casimire de la
Vigne; to his eyes the mission of art was, above all things, utility. Parmentier, the discoverer of the potato,
was greater to him that thirty Raffaelles; the man in the blue cloak seemed to him a sister of charity. These
were Thuillier's expressions, and Theodose remembered them allon occasion.
"That young Felix Phellion," he now remarked, "is precisely the academical man of our day; the product of
knowledge which sends God to the rear. Heavens, what are we coming to? Religion alone can save France;
nothing but the fear of hell will preserve us from domestic robbery, which is going on at all hours in the
bosom of families, and eating into the surest fortunes. All of you have a secret warfare in your homes."
After this shrewd tirade, which made a great impression upon Brigitte, he retired, followed by Dutocq, after
wishing good evening to the three Thuilliers.
"That young man has great capacity," said Thuillier, sententiously.
"Yes, that he has," replied Brigitte, extinguishing the lamps.
"He has religion," said Madame Thuillier, as she left the room.
"Monsieur," Phellion was saying to Colleville as they came abreast of the Ecole de Mines, looking about him
to see that no one was near, "it is usually my custom to submit my insight to that of others, but it is
impossible for me not to think that that young lawyer plays the master at our friend Thuillier's."
"My own opinion," said Colleville, who was walking with Phellion behind his wife, Madame Phellion, and
Celeste, "is that he's a Jesuit; and I don't like Jesuits; the best of them are no good. To my mind a Jesuit
means knavery, and knavery for knavery's sake; they deceive for the pleasure of deceiving, and, as the saying
is, to keep their hand in. That's my opinion, and I don't mince it."
"I understand you, monsieur," said Phellion, who was arminarm with Colleville.
"No, Monsieur Phellion," remarked Flavie in a shrill voice, "you don't understand Colleville; but I know what
he means, and I think he had better stop saying it. Such subjects are not to be talked of in the street, at eleven
o'clock at night, and before a young lady."
"You are right, wife," said Colleville.
When they reached the rue des DeuxEglises, which Phellion was to take, they all stopped to say goodnight,
and Felix Phellion, who was bring up the rear, said to Colleville:
"Monsieur, your son Francois could enter the Ecole Polytechnique if he were wellcoached; I propose to you
to fit him to pass the examinations this year."
"That's an offer not to be refused! Thank you, my friend," said Colleville. "We'll see about it."
"Good!" said Phellion to his son, as they walked on.
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"Not a bad stroke!" said the mother.
"What do you mean by that?" asked Felix.
"You are very cleverly paying court to Celeste's parents."
"May I never find the solution of my problem if I even thought of it!" cried the young professor. "I
discovered, when talking with the little Collevilles, that Francois has a strong turn for mathematics, and I
thought I ought to enlighten his father."
"Good, my son!" repeated Phellion. "I wouldn't have you otherwise. My prayers are granted! I have a son
whose honor, probity, and private and civic virtues are all that I could wish."
Madame Colleville, as soon as Celeste had gone to bed, said to her husband:
"Colleville, don't utter those blunt opinions about people without knowing something about them. When you
talk of Jesuits I know you mean priests; and I wish you would do me the kindness to keep your opinions on
religion to yourself when you are in company with your daughter. We may sacrifice our own souls, but not
the souls of our children. You don't want Celeste to be a creature without religion? And remember, my dear,
that we are at the mercy of others; we have four children to provide for; and how do you know that, some day
or other, you may not need the services of this one or that one? Therefore don't make enemies. You haven't
any now, for you are a goodnatured fellow; and, thanks to that quality, which amounts in you to a charm, we
have got along pretty well in life, so far."
"That's enough!" said Colleville, flinging his coat on a chair and pulling off his cravat. "I'm wrong, and you
are right, my beautiful Flavie."
"And on the next occasion, my dear old sheep," said the sly creature, tapping her husband's cheek, "you must
try to be polite to that young lawyer; he is a schemer and we had better have him on our side. He is playing
comedywell! play comedy with him; be his dupe apparently; if he proves to have talent, if he has a future
before him, make a friend of him. Do you think I want to see you forever in the mayor's office?"
"Come, wife Colleville," said the former clarionet, tapping his knee to indicate the place he wished his wife
to take. "Let us warm our toes and talk.When I look at you I am more than ever convinced that the youth
of women is in their figure."
"And in their heart."
"Well, both," assented Colleville; "waist slender, heart solid"
"No, you old stupid, deep."
"What is good about you is that you have kept your fairness without growing fat. But the fact is, you have
such tiny bones. Flavie, it is a fact that if I had life to live over again I shouldn't wish for any other wife than
you."
"You know very well I have always preferred you to OTHERS. How unlucky that monseigneur is dead! Do
you know what I covet for you?"
"No; what?"
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"Some office at the Hotel de Ville,an office worth twelve thousand francs a year; cashier, or something of
that kind; either there, or at Poissy, in the municipal department; or else as manufacturer of musical
instruments"
"Any one of them would suit me."
"Well, then! if that queer barrister has power, and he certainly has plenty of intrigue, let us manage him. I'll
sound him; leave me to do the thingand, above all, don't thwart his game at the Thuilliers'."
Theodose had laid a finger on a sore sport in Flavie Colleville's heart; and this requires an explanation, which
may, perhaps, have the value of a synthetic glance at women's life.
At forty years of age a woman, above all, if she has tasted the poisoned apple of passion, undergoes a solemn
shock; she sees two deaths before her: that of the body and that of the heart. Dividing women into two great
categories which respond to the common ideas, and calling them either virtuous or guilty, it is allowable to
say that after that fatal period they both suffer pangs of terrible intensity. If virtuous, and disappointed in the
deepest hopes of their nature whether they have had the courage to submit, whether they have buried their
revolt in their hearts or at the foot of the altarthey never admit to themselves that all is over for them
without horror. That thought has such strange and diabolical depths that in it lies the reason of some of those
apostasies which have, at times, amazed the world and horrified it. If guilty, women of that age fall into one
of several delirious conditions which often turn, alas! to madness, or end in suicide, or terminate in some with
passion greater than the situation itself.
The following is the "dilemmatic" meaning of this crisis. Either they have known happiness, known it in a
virtuous life, and are unable to breathe in any air but that surcharged with incense, or act in any but a balmy
atmosphere of flattery and worship,if so, how is it possible to renounce it?or, by a phenomenon less rare
than singular, they have found only wearying pleasures while seeking for the happiness that escaped
themsustained in that eager chase by the irritating satisfactions of vanity, clinging to the game like a
gambler to his double or quits; for to them these last days of beauty are their last stake against despair.
"You have been loved, but never adored."
That speech of Theodose, accompanied by a look which read, not into her heart, but into her life, was the
keynote to her enigma, and Flavie felt herself divined.
The lawyer had merely repeated ideas which literature has rendered trivial; but what matter where the whip
comes from, or how it is made, if it touches the sensitive spot of a horse's hide? The emotion was in Flavie,
not in the speech, just as the noise is not in the avalanche, though it produces it.
A young officer, two fops, a banker, a clumsy youth, and Colleville, were poor attempts at happiness. Once in
her life Madame Colleville had dreamed of it, but never attained it. Death had hastened to put an end to the
only passion in which she had found a charm. For the last two years she had listened to the voice of religion,
which told her that neither the Church, nor its votaries, should talk of love or happiness, but of duty and
resignation; that the only happiness lay in the satisfaction of fulfilling painful and costly duties, the rewards
for which were not in this world. All the same, however, she was conscious of another clamoring voice; but,
inasmuch as her religion was only a mask which it suited her to wear, and not a conversion, she did not lay it
aside, thinking it a resource. Believing also that piety, false or true, was a becoming manner in which to meet
her future, she continued in the Church, as though it were the crossroads of a forest, where, seated on a
bench, she read the signposts, and waited for some lucky chance; feeling all the while that night was coming
on.
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Thus it happened that her interest was keenly excited when Theodose put her secret condition of mind into
words, seeming to promise her the realization of her castle in the air, already built and overthrown some six
or eight times.
From the beginning of the winter she had noticed that Theodose was examining and studying her, though
cautiously and secretly. More than once, she had put on her gray moire silk with its black lace, and her
headdress of Mechlin with a few flowers, in order to appear to her best advantage; and men know very well
when a toilet has been made to please them. The old beau of the Empire, that handsome Thuillier,
overwhelmed her with compliments, assuring her she was queen of the salon, but la Peyrade said infinitely
more to the purpose by a look.
Flavie had expected, Sunday after Sunday, a declaration, saying to herself at times:
"He knows I am ruined and haven't a sou. Perhaps he is really pious."
Theodose did nothing rashly; like a wise musician, he had marked the place in his symphony where he
intended to tap his drum. When he saw Colleville attempting to warn Thuillier against him, he fired his
broadside, cleverly prepared during the three or four months in which he had been studying Flavie; he now
succeeded with her as he had, earlier in the day, succeeded with Thuillier.
While getting into bed, Theodose said to himself:
"The wife is on my side; the husband can't endure me; they are now quarrelling; and I shall get the better of
it, for she does what she likes with that man."
The lawyer was mistaken in one thing: there was no dispute whatever, and Colleville was sleeping peacefully
beside his dear little Flavie, while she was saying to herself:
"Certainly Theodose must be a superior man."
Many men, like la Peyrade, derive their superiority from the audacity, or the difficulty, of an enterprise; the
strength they display increases their muscular power, and they spend it freely. Then when success is won, or
defeat is met, the public is astonished to find how small, exhausted, and puny those men really are. After
casting into the minds of the two persons on whom Celeste's fate chiefly depended, an interest and curiosity
that were almost feverish, Theodose pretended to be a very busy man; for five or six days he was out of the
house from morning till night, in order not to meet Flavie until the time when her interest should increase to
the point of overstepping conventionality, and also in order to force the handsome Thuillier to come and fetch
him.
The following Sunday he felt certain he should find Madame Colleville at church; he was not mistaken, for
they came out, each of them, at the same moment, and met at the corner of the rue des DeuxEglises.
Theodose offered his arm, which Flavie accepted, leaving her daughter to walk in front with her brother
Anatole. This youngest child, then about twelve years old, being destined for the seminary, was now at the
Barniol institute, where he obtained an elementary education; Barniol, the soninlaw of the Phellions, was
naturally making the tuition fees light, with a view to the hopedfor alliance between Felix and Celeste.
"Have you done me the honor and favor of thinking over what I said to you so badly the other day?" asked
the lawyer, in a caressing tone, pressing the lady's arm to his heart with a movement both soft and strong; for
he seemed to wish to restrain himself and appear respectful, in spite of his evident eagerness. "Do not
misunderstand my intentions," he continued, after receiving from Madame Colleville one of those looks
which women trained to the management of passion know how to give,a look that, by mere expression,
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can convey both severe rebuke and secret community of sentiment. "I love you as we love a noble nature
struggling against misfortune; Christian charity enfolds both the strong and the weak; its treasure belongs to
both. Refined, graceful, elegant as you are, made to be an ornament of the highest society, what man could
see you without feeling an immense compassion in his heartburied here among these odious bourgeois,
who know nothing of you, not even the aristocratic value of a single one of your attitudes, or those
enchanting inflections of your voice! Ah! if I were only rich! if I had power! your husband, who is certainly a
good fellow, should be made receivergeneral, and you yourself could get him elected deputy. But, alas! poor
ambitious man, my first duty is to silence my ambition. Knowing myself at the bottom of the bag like the last
number in a family lottery, I can only offer you my arm and not my heart. I hope all from a good marriage,
and, believe me, I shall make my wife not only happy, but I shall make her one of the first in the land,
receiving from her the means of success. It is so fine a day, will you not take a turn in the Luxembourg?" he
added, as they reached the rue d'Enfer at the corner of Colleville's house, opposite to which was a passage
leading to the gardens by the stairway of a little building, the last remains of the famous convent of the
Chartreux.
The soft yielding of the arm within his own, indicated a tacit consent to this proposal, and as Flavie deserved
the honor of a sort of enthusiasm, he drew her vehemently along, exclaiming:
"Come! we may never have so good a momentBut see!" he added, "there is your husband at the window
looking at us; let us walk slowly."
"You have nothing to fear from Monsieur Colleville," said Flavie, smiling; "he leaves me mistress of my own
actions."
"Ah! here, indeed, is the woman I have dreamed of," cried the Provencal, with that ecstasy that inflames the
soul only, and in tones that issue only from Southern lips. "Pardon me, madame," he said, recovering himself,
and returning from an upper sphere to the exiled angel whom he looked at piously,"pardon me, I abandon
what I was saying; but how can a man help feeling for the sorrows he has known himself when he sees them
the lot of a being to whom life should bring only joy and happiness? Your sufferings are mine; I am no more
in my right place than you are in yours; the same misfortune has made us brother and sister. Ah! dear Flavie,
the first day it was granted to me to see youthe last Sunday in September, 1838you were very beautiful;
I shall often recall you to memory in that pretty little gown of mousselinedelaine of the color of some
Scottish tartan! That day I said to myself: 'Why is that woman so often at the Thuilliers'; above all, why did
she ever have intimate relations with Thuillier himself?'"
"Monsieur!" said Flavie, alarmed at the singular course la Peyrade was giving to the conversation.
"Eh! I know all," he cried, accompanying the words with a shrug of his shoulders. "I explain it all to my own
mind, and I do not respect you less. You now have to gather the fruits of your sin, and I will help you. Celeste
will be very rich, and in that lies your own future. You can have only one soninlaw; chose him wisely. An
ambitious man might become a minister, but you would humble your daughter and make her miserable; and
if such a man lost his place and fortune he could never recover it. Yes, I love you," he continued. "I love you
with an unlimited affection; you are far above the mass of petty considerations in which silly women entangle
themselves. Let us understand each other."
Flavie was bewildered; she was, however, awake to the extreme frankness of such language, and she said to
herself, "He is not a secret manoeuvrer, certainly." Moreover, she admitted to her own mind that no one had
ever so deeply stirred and excited her as this young man.
"Monsieur," she said, "I do not know who could have put into your mind so great an error as to my life, nor
by what right you"
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"Ah! pardon me, madame," interrupted the Provencal with a coolness that smacked of contempt. "I must have
dreamed it. I said to myself, 'She is all that!' But I see I was judging from the outside. I know now why you
are living and will always live on a fourth floor in the rue d'Enfer."
And he pointed his speech with an energetic gesture toward the Colleville windows, which could be seen
through the passage from the alley of the Luxembourg, where they were walking alone, in that immense tract
trodden by so many and various young ambitions.
"I have been frank, and I expected reciprocity," resumed Theodose. "I myself have had days without food,
madame; I have managed to live, pursue my studies, obtain my degree, with two thousand francs for my sole
dependence; and I entered Paris through the Barriere d'Italie, with five hundred francs in my pocket, firmly
resolved, like one of my compatriots, to become, some day, one of the foremost men of our country. The man
who has often picked his food from baskets of scraps where the restaurateurs put their refuse, which are
emptied at six o'clock every morningthat man is not likely to recoil before any means,avowable, of
course. Well, do you think me the friend of the people?" he said, smiling. "One has to have a
speakingtrumpet to reach the ear of Fame; she doesn't listen if you speak with your lips; and without fame
of what use is talent? The poor man's advocate means to be some day the advocate of the rich. Is that plain
speaking? Don't I open my inmost being to you? Then open your heart to me. Say to me, 'Let us be friends,'
and the day will come when we shall both be happy."
"Good heavens! why did I ever come here? Why did I ever take your arm?" cried Flavie.
"Because it is in your destiny," he replied. "Ah! my dear, beloved Flavie," he added, again pressing her arm
upon his heart, "did you expect to hear the vulgarities of love from me? We are brother and sister; that is all."
And he led her towards the passage to return to the rue d'Enfer.
Flavie felt a sort of terror in the depths of the contentment which all women find in violent emotions; and she
took that terror for the sort of fear which a new passion always excites; but for all that, she felt she was
fascinated, and she walked along in absolute silence.
"What are you thinking of?" asked Theodose, when they reached the middle of the passage.
"Of what you have just said to me," she answered.
"At our age," he said, "it is best to suppress preliminaries; we are not children; we both belong to a sphere in
which we should understand each other. Remember this," he added, as they reached the rue d'Enfer. "I am
wholly yours."
So saying, he bowed low to her.
"The iron's in the fire now!" he thought to himself as he watched his giddy prey on her way home.
CHAPTER VI. A KEYNOTE
When Theodose reached home he found, waiting for him on the landing, a personage who is, as it were, the
submarine current of this history; he will be found within it like some buried church on which has risen the
facade of a palace. The sight of this man, who, after vainly ringing at la Peyrade's door, was now trying that
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of Dutocq, made the Provencal barrister tremblebut secretly, within himself, not betraying externally his
inward emotion. This man was Cerizet, whom Dutocq had mentioned to Thuillier as his copyingclerk.
Cerizet was only thirtyeight years old, but he looked a man of fifty, so aged had he become from causes
which age all men. His hairless head had a yellow skull, illcovered by a rusty, discolored wig; the mask of
his face, pale, flabby, and unnaturally rough, seemed the more horrible because the nose was eaten away,
though not sufficiently to admit of its being replaced by a false one. From the spring of this nose at the
forehead, down to the nostrils, it remained as nature had made it; but disease, after gnawing away the sides
near the extremities, had left two holes of fantastic shape, which vitiated pronunciation and hampered speech.
The eyes, originally handsome, but weakened by misery of all kinds and by sleepless nights, were red around
the edges, and deeply sunken; the glance of those eyes, when the soul sent into them an expression of
malignancy, would have frightened both judges and criminals, or any others whom nothing usually affrights.
The mouth, toothless except for a few black fangs, was threatening; the saliva made a foam within it, which
did not, however, pass the pale thin lips. Cerizet, a short man, less spare than shrunken, endeavored to
remedy the defects of his person by his clothes, and although his garments were not those of opulence, he
kept them in a condition of neatness which may even have increased his forlorn appearance. Everything about
him seemed dubious; his age, his nose, his glance inspired doubt. It was impossible to know if he were
thirtyeight or sixty; if his faded blue trousers, which fitted him well, were of a coming or a past fashion. His
boots, worn at the heels, but scrupulously blacked, resoled for the third time, and very choice, originally, may
have trodden in their day a ministerial carpet. The frock coat, soaked by many a downpour, with its
brandebourgs, the frogs of which were indiscreet enough to show their skeletons, testified by its cut to
departed elegance. The satin stock cravat fortunately concealed the shirt, but the tongue of the buckle
behind the neck had frayed the satin, which was resatined, that is, repolished, by a species of oil distilled
from the wig. In the days of its youth the waistcoat was not, of course, without freshness, but it was one of
those waistcoats, bought for four francs, which come from the hooks of the readymade clothing dealer. All
these things were carefully brushed, and so was the shiny and misshapen hat. They harmonized with each
other, even to the black gloves which covered the hands of this subaltern Mephistopheles, whose whole
anterior life may be summed up in a single phrase:
He was an artist in evil, with whom, from the first, evil had succeeded; a man misled by these early successes
to continue the plotting of infamous deeds within the lines of strict legality. Becoming the head of a
printingoffice by betraying his master [see "Lost Illusions"], he had afterwards been condemned to
imprisonment as editor of a liberal newspaper. In the provinces, under the Restoration, he became the bete
noire of the government, and was called "that unfortunate Cerizet" by some, as people spoke of "the
unfortunate Chauvet" and "the heroic Mercier." He owed to this reputation of persecuted patriotism a place as
subprefect in 1830. Six months later he was dismissed; but he insisted that he was judged without being
heard; and he made so much talk about it that, under the ministry of Casimir Perier, he became the editor of
an antirepublican newspaper in the pay of the government. He left that position to go into business, one
phase of which was the most nefarious stockcompany that ever fell into the hands of the correctional police.
Cerizet proudly accepted the severe sentence he received; declaring it to be a revengeful plot on the part of
the republicans, who, he said, would never forgive him for the hard blows he had dealt them in his journal.
He spent the time of his imprisonment in a hospital. The government by this time were ashamed of a man
whose almost infamous habits and shameful business transactions, carried on in company with a former
banker, named Claparon, led him at last into welldeserved public contempt.
Cerizet, thus fallen, step by step, to the lowest rung of the social ladder, had recourse to pity in order to obtain
the place of copying clerk in Dutocq's office. In the depths of his wretchedness the man still dreamed of
revenge, and, as he had nothing to lose, he employed all means to that end. Dutocq and himself were bound
together in depravity. Cerizet was to Dutocq what the hound is the huntsman. Knowing himself the
necessities of poverty and wretchedness, he set up that business of gutter usury called, in popular parlance,
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"the loan by the little week." He began this at first by help of Dutocq, who shared the profits; but, at the
present moment this man of many legal crimes, now the banker of fishwives, the moneylender of
costermongers, was the gnawing rodent of the whole faubourg.
"Well," said Cerizet as Dutocq opened his door, "Theodose has just come in; let us go to his room."
The advocate of the poor was fain to allow the two men to pass before him.
All three crossed a little room, the tiled floor of which, covered with a coating of red encaustic, shone in the
light; thence into a little salon with crimson curtains and mahogany furniture, covered with red Utrecht
velvet; the wall opposite the window being occupied by bookshelves containing a legal library. The
chimneypiece was covered with vulgar ornaments, a clock with four columns in mahogany, and candelabra
under glass shades. The study, where the three men seated themselves before a softcoal fire, was the study
of a lawyer just beginning to practise. The furniture consisted of a desk, an armchair, little curtains of green
silk at the windows, a green carpet, shelves for lawyer's boxes, and a couch, above which hung an ivory
Christ on a velvet background. The bedroom, kitchen, and rest of the apartment looked out upon the
courtyard.
"Well," said Cerizet, "how are things going? Are we getting on?"
"Yes," replied Theodose.
"You must admit," cried Dutocq, "that my idea was a famous one, in laying hold of that imbecile of a
Thuillier?"
"Yes, but I'm not behindhand either," exclaimed Cerizet. "I have come now to show you a way to put the
thumbscrews on the old maid and make her spin like a teetotum. We mustn't deceive ourselves;
Mademoiselle Thuillier is the head and front of everything in this affair; if we get her on our side the town is
won. Let us say little, but that little to the point, as becomes strong men with each other. Claparon, you know,
is a fool; he'll be all his life what he always was,a cat'spaw. Just now he is lending his name to a notary in
Paris, who is concerned with a lot of contractors, and they are allnotary and masonson the point of ruin.
Claparon is going headlong into it. He never yet was bankrupt; but there's a first time for everything. He is
hidden now in my hovel in the rue des Poules, where no one will ever find him. He is desperate, and he hasn't
a penny. Now, among the five or six houses built by these contractors, which have to be sold, there's a jewel
of a house, built of freestone, in the neighborhood of the Madeleine,a frontage laced like a melon, with
beautiful carvings,but not being finished, it will have to be sold for what it will bring; certainly not more
than a hundred thousand francs. By spending twentyfive thousand francs upon it it could be let,
undoubtedly, for ten thousand. Make Mademoiselle Thuillier the proprietor of that house and you'll win her
love; she'll believe that you can put such chances in her way every year. There are two ways of getting hold
of vain people: flatter their vanity, OR threaten them; and there are also two ways of managing misers: fill
their purse, or else attack it. Now, this stroke of business, while it does good to Mademoiselle Thuillier, does
good to us as well, and it would be a pity not to profit by the chance."
"But why does the notary let it slip through his fingers?" asked Dutocq.
"The notary, my dear fellow! Why, he's the very one who saves us. Forced to sell his practice, and utterly
ruined besides, he reserved for himself this crumb of the cake. Believing in the honesty of that idiot Claparon,
he has asked him to find a dummy purchaser. We'll let him suppose that Mademoiselle Thuillier is a worthy
soul who allows Claparon to use her name; they'll both be fooled, Claparon and the notary too. I owe this
little trick to my friend Claparon, who left me to bear the whole weight of the trouble about his
stockcompany, in which we were tricked by Conture, and I hope you may never be in that man's skin!" he
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added, infernal hatred flashing from his worn and withered eyes. "Now, I've said my say, gentlemen," he
continued, sending out his voice through his nasal holes, and taking a dramatic attitude; for once, at a
moment of extreme penury, he had gone upon the stage.
As he finished making his proposition some one rang at the outer door, and la Peyrade rose to go and open it.
As soon as his back was turned, Cerizet said, hastily, to Dutocq:
"Are you sure of him? I see a sort of air about himAnd I'm a good judge of treachery."
"He is so completely in our power," said Dutocq, "that I don't trouble myself to watch; but, between
ourselves, I didn't think him as strong as he proves to be. The fact is, we thought we were putting a barb
between the legs of a man who didn't know how to ride, and the rogue is an old jockey!"
"Let him take care," growled Cerizet. "I can blow him down like a house of cards any day. As for you, papa
Dutocq, you are able to see him at work all the time; watch him carefully. Besides, I'll feel his pulse by
getting Claparon to propose to him to get rid of us; that will help us to judge him."
"Pretty good, that!" said Dutocq. "You are daring, anyhow."
"I've got my hand in, that's all," replied Cerizet.
These words were exchanged in a low voice during the time that it took Theodose to go to the outer door and
return. Cerizet was looking at the books when the lawyer reentered the room.
"It is Thuillier," said Theodose. "I thought he'd come; he is in the salon. He mustn't see Cerizet's frockcoat;
those frogs would frighten him."
"Pooh! you receive the poor in your office, don't you? That's in your role. Do you want any money?" added
Cerizet, pulling a hundred francs out of his trousers' pocket. "There it is; it won't look amiss."
And he laid the pile on the chimneypiece.
"And now," said Dutocq, "we had better get out through the bedroom."
"Well, goodbye," said Theodose, opening a hidden door which communicated from the study to the
bedroom. "Come in, Monsieur Thuillier," he called out to the beau of the Empire.
When he saw him safely in the study he went to let out his two associates through the bedroom and kitchen
into the courtyard.
"In six months," said Cerizet, "you'll have married Celeste and got your foot into the stirrup. You are lucky,
you are, not to have sat, like me, in the prisoners' dock. I've been there twice: once in 1825, for 'subversive
articles' which I never wrote, and the second time for receiving the profits of a jointstock company which
had slipped through my fingers! Come, let's warm this thing up! Sacapapier! Dutocq and I are sorely in
need of that twentyfive thousand francs. Good courage, old fellow!" he added, holding out his hand to
Theodose, and making the grasp a test of faithfulness.
The Provencal gave Cerizet his right hand, pressing the other's hand warmly:
"My good fellow," he said, "be very sure that in whatever position I may find myself I shall never forget that
from which you have drawn me by putting me in the saddle here. I'm simply your bait; but you are giving me
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the best part of the catch, and I should be more infamous than a galleyslave who turns policeman if I didn't
play fair."
As soon as the door was closed, Cerizet peeped through the keyhole, trying to catch sight of la Peyrade's
face. But the Provencal had turned back to meet Thuillier, and his distrustful associate could not detect the
expression of his countenance.
That expression was neither disgust nor annoyance, it was simply joy, appearing on a face that now seemed
freed. Theodose saw the means of success approaching him, and he flattered himself that the day would come
when he might get rid of his ignoble associates, to whom he owed everything. Poverty has unfathomable
depths, especially in Paris, slimy bottoms, from which, when a drowned man rises to the surface of the water,
he brings with him filth and impurity clinging to his clothes, or to his person. Cerizet, the once opulent friend
and protector of Theodose, was the muddy mire still clinging to the Provencal, and the former manager of the
jointstock company saw very plainly that his tool wanted to brush himself on entering a sphere where
decent clothing was a necessity.
"Well, my dear Theodose," began Thuillier, "we have hoped to see you every day this week, and every
evening we find our hopes deceived. As this is our Sunday for a dinner, my sister and my wife have sent me
here to beg you to come to us."
"I have been so busy," said Theodose, "that I have not had two minutes to give to any one, not even to you,
whom I count among my friends, and with whom I have wished to talk about"
"What? have you really been thinking seriously over what you said to me?" cried Thuillier, interrupting him.
"If you had not come here now for a full understanding, I shouldn't respect you as I do," replied la Peyrade,
smiling. "You have been a subdirector, and therefore you must have the remains of ambition which is
deucedly legitimate in your case! Come, now, between ourselves, when one sees a Minard, that gilded pot,
displaying himself at the Tuileries, and complimenting the king, and a Popinot about to become a minister of
State, and then look at you! a man trained to administrative work, a man with thirty years' experience, who
has seen six governments, left to plant balsams in a little garden! Heavens and earth!I am frank, my dear
Thuillier, and I'll say, honestly, that I want to advance you, because you'll draw me after you. Well, here's my
plan. We are soon to elect a member of the councilgeneral from this arrondissement; and that member must
be you. And," he added, dwelling on the word, "it WILL be you! After that, you will certainly be deputy from
the arrondissement when the Chamber is reelected, which must surely be before long. The votes that elect
you to the municipal council will stand by you in the election for deputy, trust me for that."
"But how will you manage all this?" cried Thuillier, fascinated.
"You shall know in good time; but you must let me conduct this long and difficult affair; if you commit the
slightest indiscretion as to what is said, or planned, or agreed between us, I shall have to drop the whole
matter, and goodbye to you!"
"Oh! you can rely on the absolute dumbness of a former subdirector; I've had secrets to keep."
"That's all very well; but these are secrets to keep from your wife and sister, and from Monsieur and Madame
Colleville."
"Not a muscle of my face shall reveal them," said Thuillier, assuming a stolid air.
"Very good," continued Theodose. "I shall test you. In order to make yourself eligible, you must pay taxes on
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a certain amount of property, and you are not paying them."
"I beg your pardon; I'm all right for the municipal council at any rate; I pay two francs ninetysix centimes."
"Yes, but the tax on property necessary for election to the chamber is five hundred francs, and there is no
time to lose in acquiring that property, because you must prove possession for one year."
"The devil!" cried Thuillier; "between now and a year hence to be taxed five hundred francs on property
which"
"Between now and the end of July, at the latest, you must pay that tax. Well, I feel enough interest in you to
tell you the secret of an affair by which you might make from thirty to forty thousand francs a year, by
employing a capital of one hundred and fifty thousand at most. I know that in your family it is your sister
who does your business; I am far from thinking that a mistake; she has, they tell me, excellent judgment; and
you must let me begin by obtaining her goodwill and friendship, and proposing this investment to her. And
this is why: If Mademoiselle Thuillier is not induced to put faith in my plan, we shall certainly have difficulty
with her. Besides, it won't do for YOU to propose to her that she should put the investment of her money in
your name. The idea had better come from me. As to my means of getting you elected to the municipal
council, they are these: Phellion controls one quarter of the arrondissement; he and Laudigeois have lived in
it these thirty years, and they are listened to like oracles. I have a friend who controls another quarter; and the
rector of SaintJacques, who is not without influence, thanks to his virtues, disposes of certain votes. Dutocq,
in his close relation to the people, and also the justice of peace, will help me, above all, as I'm not acting for
myself; and Colleville, as secretary of the mayor's office, can certainly manage to obtain another fourth of the
votes."
"You are right!" cried Thuillier. "I'm elected!"
"Do you think so?" said la Peyrade, in a voice of the deepest sarcasm. "Very good! then go and ask your
friend Colleville to help you, and see what he'll say. No triumph in election cases is ever brought about by the
candidate himself, but by his friends. He should never ask anything himself for himself; he must be invited to
accept, and appear to be without ambition."
"La Peyrade!" cried Thuillier, rising, and taking the hand of the young lawyer, "you are a very capable man."
"Not as capable as you, but I have my merits," said the Provencal, smiling.
"If we succeed how shall I ever repay you?" asked Thuillier, naively.
"Ah! that, indeed! I am afraid you will think me impertinent, but remember, there is a true feeling in my heart
which offers some excuse for me; in fact, it has given me the spirit to undertake this affair. I loveand I take
you for my confidant."
"But who is it?" said Thuillier.
"Your dear little Celeste," replied la Peyrade. "My love for her will be a pledge to you of my devotion. What
would I not do for a FATHER INLAW! This is pure selfishness; I shall be working for myself."
"Hush!" cried Thuillier.
"Eh, my friend!" said la Peyrade, catching Thuillier round the body; "if I hadn't Flavie on my side, and if I
didn't know ALL, should I venture to be talking to you thus? But please say nothing to Flavie about this; wait
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till she speaks to you. Listen to me; I'm of the metal that makes ministers; I do not seek to obtain Celeste until
I deserve her. You shall not be asked to give her to me until the day when your election as a deputy of Paris is
assured. In order to be deputy of Paris, we must get the better of Minard; and in order to crush Minard you
must keep in your own hands all your means of influence; for that reason use Celeste as a hope; we'll play
them off, these people, against each other and fool them allMadame Colleville and you and I will be
persons of importance one of these days. Don't think me mercenary. I want Celeste without a "dot," with
nothing more than her future expectations. To live in your family with you, to keep my wife in your midst,
that is my desire. You see now that I have no hidden thoughts. As for you, my dear friend, six months after
your election to the municipal council, you will have the cross of the Legion of honor, and when you are
deputy you will be made an officer of it. As for your speeches in the Chamberwell! we'll write them
together. Perhaps it would be desirable for you to write a book,a serious book on matters half moral and
philanthropic, half political; such, for instance, as charitable institutions considered from the highest
standpoint; or reforms in the pawning system, the abuses of which are really frightful. Let us fasten some
slight distinction to your name; it will help you,especially in the arrondissement. Now, I say again, trust
me, believe in me; do not think of taking me into your family until you have the ribbon in your buttonhole on
the morrow of the day when you take your seat in the Chamber. I'll do more than that, however; I'll put you in
the way of making forty thousand francs a year."
"For any one of those three things you shall have our Celeste," said Thuillier.
"Ah! what a pearl she is!" exclaimed la Peyrade, raising his eyes to heaven. "I have the weakness to pray to
God for her every day. She is charming; she is exactly like youoh! nonsense; surely you needn't caution
me! Dutocq told me all. Well, I'll be with you tonight. I must go to the Phellions' now, and begin to work
our plan. You don't need me to caution you not to let it be known that you are thinking of me for Celeste; if
you do, you'll cut off my arms and legs. Therefore, silence! even to Flavie. Wait till she speaks to you herself.
Phellion shall tonight broach the matter of proposing you as candidate for the council."
"Tonight?" said Thuillier.
"Yes, tonight," replied la Peyrade, "unless I don't find him at home now."
Thuillier departed, saying to himself:
"That's a very superior man; we shall always understand each other. Faith! it might be hard to do better for
Celeste. They will live with us, as in our own family, and that's a good deal! Yes, he's a fine fellow, a sound
man."
To minds of Thuillier's calibre, a secondary consideration often assumes the importance of a principal reason.
Theodose had behaved to him with charming bonhomie.
CHAPTER VII. THE WORTHY PHELLIONS
The house to which Theodose de la Peyrade now bent his steps had been the "hoc erat in votis" of Monsieur
Phellion for twenty years; it was the house of the Phellions, just as much as Cerizet's frogged coat was the
necessary complement of his personality.
This dwelling was stuck against the side of a large house, but only to the depth of one room (about twenty
feet or so), and terminated at each end in a sort of pavilion with one window. Its chief charm was a garden,
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one hundred and eighty feet square, longer than the facade of the house by the width of a courtyard which
opened on the street, and a little clump of lindens. Beyond the second pavilion, the courtyard had, between
itself and the street, an iron railing, in the centre of which was a little gate opening in the middle.
This building, of rouge stone covered with stucco, and two storeys in height, had received a coat of
yellowwash; the blinds were painted green, and so were the shutters on the lower storey. The kitchen
occupied the groundfloor of the pavilion on the courtyard, and the cook, a stout, strong girl, protected by
two enormous dogs, performed the functions of portress. The facade, composed of five windows, and the two
pavilions, which projected nine feet, were in the style Phellion. Above the door the master of the house had
inserted a tablet of white marble, on which, in letters of gold, were read the words, "Aurea mediocritas."
Above the sundial, affixed to one panel of the facade, he had also caused to be inscribed this sapient maxim:
"Umbra mea vita, sic!"
The former windowsills had recently been superceded by sills of red Languedoc marble, found in a marble
shop. At the bottom of the garden could be seen a colored statue, intended to lead casual observers to imagine
that a nurse was carrying a child. The groundfloor of the house contained only the salon and the
diningroom, separated from each other by the well of the staircase and the landing, which formed a sort of
antechamber. At the end of the salon, in the other pavilion, was a little study occupied by Phellion.
On the first upper floor were the rooms of the father and mother and that of the young professor. Above were
the chambers of the children and the servants; for Phellion, on consideration of his own age and that of his
wife, had set up a male domestic, aged fifteen, his son having by that time entered upon his duties of tuition.
To right, on entering the courtyard, were little offices where wood was stored, and where the former
proprietor had lodged a porter. The Phellions were no doubt awaiting the marriage of their son to allow
themselves that additional luxury.
This property, on which the Phellions had long had their eye, cost them eighteen thousand francs in 1831.
The house was separated from the courtyard by a balustrade with a base of freestone and a coping of tiles;
this little wall, which was breasthigh, was lined with a hedge of Bengal roses, in the middle of which
opened a wooden gate opposite and leading to the large gates on the street. Those who know the cul desac
of the Feuillantines, will understand that the Phellion house, standing at right angles to the street, had a
southern exposure, and was protected on the north by the immense wall of the adjoining house, against which
the smaller structure was built. The cupola of the Pantheon and that of the ValdeGrace looked from there
like two giants, and so diminished the sky space that, walking in the garden, one felt cramped and oppressed.
No place could be more silent than this blind street.
Such was the retreat of the great unknown citizen who was now tasting the sweets of repose, after discharging
his duty to the nation in the ministry of finance, from which he had retired as registration clerk after a service
of thirtysix years. In 1832 he had led his battalion of the National Guard to the attack on SaintMerri, but
his neighbors had previously seen tears in his eyes at the thought of being obliged to fire on misguided
Frenchmen. The affair was already decided by the time his legion crossed the pont NotreDame at a quick
step, after debouching by the flowermarket. This noble hesitation won him the respect of his whole quarter,
but he lost the decoration of the Legion of honor; his colonel told him in a loud voice that, under arms, there
was no such thing as deliberation,a saying of LouisPhilippe to the National Guard of Metz. Nevertheless,
the bourgeois virtues of Phellion, and the great respect in which he was held in his own quarter had kept him
major of the battalion for eight years. He was now nearly sixty, and seeing the moment coming when he must
lay off the sword and stock, he hoped that the king would deign to reward his services by granting him at last
the Legion of honor.
Truth compels us to say, in spite of the stain this pettiness will put upon so fine a character, that Commander
Phellion rose upon the tips of his toes at the receptions in the Tuileries, and did all that he could to put
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himself forward, even eyeing the citizenking perpetually when he dined at his table. In short, he intrigued in
a dumb sort of way; but had never yet obtained a look in return from the king of his choice. The worthy man
had more than once thought, but was not yet decided, to beg Monsieur Minard to assist him in obtaining his
secret desire.
Phellion, a man of passive obedience, was stoical in the matter of duty, and iron in all that touched his
conscience. To complete this picture by a sketch of his person, we must add that at fiftynine years of age
Phellion had "thickened," to use a term of the bourgeois vocabulary. His face, of one monotonous tone and
pitted with the smallpox, had grown to resemble a full moon; so that his lips, formerly large, now seemed of
ordinary size. His eyes, much weakened, and protected by glasses, no longer showed the innocence of their
lightblue orbs, which in former days had often excited a smile; his white hair now gave gravity to much that
twelve years earlier had looked like silliness, and lent itself to ridicule. Time, which does such damage to
faces with refined and delicate features, only improves those which, in their youth, have been course and
massive. This was the case with Phellion. He occupied the leisure of his old age in making an abridgment of
the History of France; for Phellion was the author of several works adopted by the University.
When la Peyrade presented himself, the family were all together. Madame Barniol was just telling her mother
about one of her babies, which was slightly indisposed. They were dressed in their Sunday clothes, and were
sitting before the fireplace of the wainscoted salon on chairs bought at a bargain; and they all felt an emotion
when Genevieve, the cook and portress, announced the personage of whom they were just then speaking in
connection with Celeste, whom, we must here state, Felix Phellion loved, to the extent of going to mass to
behold her. The learned mathematician had made that effort in the morning, and the family were joking him
about it in a pleasant way, hoping in their hearts that Celeste and her parents might understand the treasure
that was thus offered to them.
"Alas! the Thuilliers seem to me infatuated with a very dangerous man," said Madame Phellion. "He took
Madame Colleville by the arm this morning after church, and they went together to the Luxembourg."
"There is something about that lawyer," remarked Felix Phellion, "that strikes me as sinister. He might be
found to have committed some crime and I shouldn't be surprised."
"That's going too far," said old Phellion. "He is cousingermain to Tartuffe, that immortal figure cast in
bronze by our honest Moliere; for Moliere, my children, had honesty and patriotism for the basis of his
genius."
It was at that instant that Genevieve came in to say, "There's a Monsieur de la Peyrade out there, who wants
to see monsieur."
"To see me!" exclaimed Phellion. "Ask him to come in," he added, with that solemnity in little things which
gave him even now a touch of absurdity, though it always impressed his family, which accepted him as king.
Phellion, his two sons, and his wife and daughter, rose and received the circular bow made by the lawyer.
"To what do we owe the honor of your visit, monsieur?" asked Phellion, stiffly.
"To your importance in this arrondissement, my dear Monsieur Phellion, and to public interests," replied
Theodose.
"Then let us go into my study," said Phellion.
"No, no, my friend," said the rigid Madame Phellion, a small woman, flat as a flounder, who retained upon
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her features the grim severity with which she taught music in boardingschools for young ladies; "we will
leave you."
An upright Erard piano, placed between the two windows and opposite to the fireplace, showed the constant
occupation of a proficient.
"Am I so unfortunate as to put you to flight?" said Theodose, smiling in a kindly way at the mother and
daughter. "You have a delightful retreat here," he continued. "You only lack a pretty daughterinlaw to pass
the rest of your days in this 'aurea mediocritas,' the wish of the Latin poet, surrounded by family joys. Your
antecedents, my dear Monsieur Phellion, ought surely to win you such rewards, for I am told that you are not
only a patriot but a good citizen."
"Monsieur," said Phellion, embarrassed, "monsieur, I have only done my duty." At the word
"daughterinlaw," uttered by Theodose, Madame Barniol, who resembled her mother as much as one drop
of water is like another, looked at Madame Phellion and at Felix as if she would say, "Were we mistaken?"
The desire to talk this incident over carried all four personages into the garden, for, in March, 1840, the
weather was springlike, at least in Paris.
"Commander," said Theodose, as soon as he was alone with Phellion, who was always flattered by that title,
"I have come to speak to you about the election"
"Yes, true; we are about to nominate a municipal councillor," said Phellion, interrupting him.
"And it is apropos of that candidacy that I have come to disturb your Sunday joys; but perhaps in so doing we
shall not go beyond the limits of the family circle."
It would be impossible for Phellion to be more Phellion than Theodose was Phellion at that moment.
"I shall not let you say another word," replied the commander, profiting by the pause made by Theodose, who
watched for the effect of his speech. "My choice is made."
"We have had the same idea!" exclaimed Theodose; "men of the same character agree as well as men of the
same mind."
"In this case I do not believe in that phenomenon," replied Phellion. "This arrondissement had for its
representative in the municipal council the most virtuous of men, as he was the noblest of magistrates. I
allude to the late Monsieur Popinot, the deceased judge of the Royal courts. When the question of replacing
him came up, his nephew, the heir to his benevolence, did not reside in this quarter. He has since, however,
purchased, and now occupies, the house where his uncle lived in the rue de la MontagneSainteGenevieve;
he is the physician of the Ecole Polytechnique and that of our hospitals; he does honor to this quarter; for
these reasons, and to pay homage in the person of the nephew to the memory of the uncle, we have decided to
nominate Doctor Horace Bianchon, member of the Academy of Sciences, as you are aware, and one of the
most distinguished young men in the illustrious faculty of Paris. A man is not great in our eyes solely because
he is celebrated; to my mind the late Councillor Popinot was almost another Saint Vincent de Paul."
"But a doctor is not an administrator," replied Theodose; "and, besides, I have come to ask your vote for a
man to whom your dearest interests require that you should sacrifice a predilection, which, after all, is quite
unimportant to the public welfare."
"Monsieur!" cried Phellion, rising and striking an attitude like that of Lafon in "Le Glorieux," "Do you
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despise me sufficiently to suppose that my personal interests could ever influence my political conscience?
When a matter concerns the public welfare, I am a citizen nothing more, and nothing less."
Theodose smiled to himself at the thought of the battle which was now to take place between the father and
the citizen.
"Do not bind yourself to your present ideas, I entreat you," he said, "for this matter concerns the happiness of
your dear Felix."
"What do you mean by those words?" asked Phellion, stopping short in the middle of the salon and posing,
with his hand thrust through the bosom of his waistcoat from right to left, in the wellknown attitude of
Odilon Barrot.
"I have come in behalf of our mutual friend, the worthy and excellent Monsieur Thuillier, whose influence on
the destiny of that beautiful Celeste Colleville must be well known to you. If, as I think, your son, whose
merits are incontestable, and of whom both families may well be proud, if, I say, he is courting Celeste with a
view to a marriage in which all expediencies may be combined, you cannot do more to promote that end than
to obtain Thuillier's eternal gratitude by proposing your worthy friend to the suffrages of your
fellowcitizens. As for me, though I have lately come into the quarter, I can, thanks to the influence I enjoy
through certain legal benefits done to the poor, materially advance his interests. I might, perhaps, have put
myself forward for this position; but serving the poor brings in but little money; and, besides, the modesty of
my life is out of keeping with such distinctions. I have devoted myself, monsieur, to the service of the weak,
like the late Councillor Popinot,a sublime man, as you justly remarked. If I had not already chosen a career
which is in some sort monastic, and precludes all idea of marriage and public office, my taste, my second
vocation, would lead me to the service of God, to the Church. I do not trumpet what I do, like the
philanthropists; I do not write about it; I simply act; I am pledged to Christian charity. The ambition of our
friend Thuillier becoming known to me, I have wished to contribute to the happiness of two young people
who seem to me made for each other, by suggesting to you the means of winning the rather cold heart of
Monsieur Thuillier."
Phellion was bewildered by this tirade, admirably delivered; he was dazzled, attracted; but he remained
Phellion; he walked up to the lawyer and held out his hand, which la Peyrade took.
"Monsieur," said the commander, with emotion, "I have misjudged you. What you have done me the honor to
confide to me will die THERE," laying his hand on his heart. "You are one of the men of whom we have too
few,men who console us for many evils inherent in our social state. Righteousness is seen so seldom that
our too feeble natures distrust appearances. You have in me a friend, if you will allow me the honor of
assuming that title. But you must learn to know me, monsieur. I should lose my own esteem if I nominated
Thuillier. No, my son shall never own his happiness to an evil action on his father's part. I shall not change
my candidate because my son's interests demand it. That is civic virtue, monsieur."
La Peyrade pulled out his handkerchief and rubbed it in his eye so that it drew a tear, as he said, holding out
his hand to Phellion, and turning aside his head:
"Ah! monsieur, how sublime a struggle between public and private duty! Had I come here only to see this
sight, my visit would not have been wasted. You cannot do otherwise! In your place, I should do the same.
You are that noblest thing that God has madea righteous man! a citizen of the JeanJacques type! With
many such citizens, oh France! my country! what mightest thou become! It is I, monsieur, who solicit,
humbly, the honor to be your friend."
"What can be happening?" said Madame Phellion, watching the scene through the window. "Do see your
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father and that horrid man embracing each other."
Phellion and la Peyrade now came out and joined the family in the garden.
"My dear Felix," said the old man, pointing to la Peyrade, who was bowing to Madame Phellion, "be very
grateful to that admirable young man; he will prove most useful to you."
The lawyer walked for about five minutes with Madame Barniol and Madame Phellion beneath the leafless
lindens, and gave them (in consequence of the embarrassing circumstances created by Phellion's political
obstinacy) a piece of advice, the effects of which were to bear fruit that evening, while its first result was to
make both ladies admire his talents, his frankness, and his inappreciable good qualities. When the lawyer
departed the whole family conducted him to the street gate, and all eyes followed him until he had turned the
corner of the rue du FaubourgSaintJacques. Madame Phellion then took the arm of her husband to return to
the salon, saying:
"Hey! my friend! what does this mean? You, such a good father, how can you, from excessive delicacy, stand
in the way of such a fine marriage for our Felix?"
"My dear," replied Phellion, "the great men of antiquity, Brutus and others, were never fathers when called
upon to be citizens. The bourgeoisie has, even more than the aristocracy whose place it has been called upon
to take, the obligations of the highest virtues. Monsieur de SaintHilaire did not think of his lost arm in
presence of the dead Turenne. We must give proof of our worthiness; let us give it at every state of the social
hierarchy. Shall I instruct my family in the highest civic principles only to ignore them myself at the moment
for applying them? No, my dear; weep, if you must, today, but tomorrow you will respect me," he added,
seeing tears in the eyes of his starched better half.
These noble words were said on the sill of the door, above which was written, "Aurea mediocritas."
"I ought to have put, 'et digna,'" added Phellion, pointing to the tablet, "but those two words would imply
selfpraise."
"Father," said MarieTheodore Phellion, the future engineer of "ponts et chaussees," when the family were
once more seated in the salon, "it seems to me that there is nothing dishonorable in changing one's
determination about a choice which is of no real consequence to public welfare."
"No consequence, my son!" cried Phellion. "Between ourselves I will say, and Felix shares my opinion,
Monsieur Thuillier is absolutely without capacity; he knows nothing. Monsieur Horace Bianchon is an able
man; he will obtain a thousand things for our arrondissement, and Thuillier will obtain none! Remember this,
my son; to change a good determination for a bad one from motives of selfinterest is one of those infamous
actions which escape the control of men but are punished by God. I am, or I think I am, void of all blame
before my conscience, and I owe it to you, my children, to leave my memory unstained among you. Nothing,
therefore, can make me change my determination."
"Oh, my good father!" cried the little Barniol woman, flinging herself on a cushion at Phellion's knees, "don't
ride your high horse! There are many fools and idiots in the municipal council, and France gets along all the
same. That old Thuillier will adopt the opinions of those about him. Do reflect that Celeste will probably
have five hundred thousand francs."
"She might have millions," said Phellion, "and I might see them there at my feet before I would propose
Thuillier, when I owe to the memory of the best of men to nominate, if possible, Horace Bianchon, his
nephew. From the heaven above us Popinot is contemplating and applauding me!" cried Phellion, with
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exaltation. "It is by such considerations as you suggest that France is being lowered, and the bourgeoisie are
bringing themselves into contempt."
"My father is right," said Felix, coming out of a deep reverie. "He deserves our respect and love; as he has
throughout the whole course of his modest and honored life. I would not owe my happiness either to remorse
in his noble soul, or to a low political bargain. I love Celeste as I love my own family; but, above all that, I
place my father's honor, and since this question is a matter of conscience with him it must not be spoken of
again."
Phellion, with his eyes full of tears, went up to his eldest son and took him in his arms, saying, "My son! my
son!" in a choking voice.
"All that is nonsense," whispered Madame Phellion in Madame Barniol's ear. "Come and dress me; I shall
make an end of this; I know your father; he has put his foot down now. To carry out the plan that pious young
man, Theodose, suggested, I want your help; hold yourself ready to give it, my daughter."
At this moment, Genevieve came in and gave a letter to Monsieur Phellion.
"An invitation for dinner today, for Madame Phellion and Felix and myself, at the Thuilliers'," he said.
The magnificent and surprising idea of Thuillier's municipal advancement, put forth by the "advocate of the
poor" was not less upsetting in the Thuillier household than it was in the Phellion salon. Jerome Thuillier,
without actually confiding anything to his sister, for he made it a point of honor to obey his Mephistopheles,
had rushed to her in great excitement to say:
"My dearest girl" (he always touched her heart with those caressing words), "we shall have some bigwigs at
dinner today. I'm going to ask the Minards; therefore take pains about your dinner. I have written to
Monsieur and Madame Phellion; it is rather late; but there's no need of ceremony with them. As for the
Minards, I must throw a little dust in their eyes; I have a particular need of them."
"Four Minards, three Phellions, four Collevilles, and ourselves; that makes thirteen"
"La Peyrade, fourteen; and it is worth while to invite Dutocq; he may be useful to us. I'll go up and see him."
"What are you scheming?" cried his sister. "Fifteen to dinner! There's forty francs, at the very least, waltzing
off."
"You won't regret them, my dearest. I want you to be particularly agreeable to our young friend, la Peyrade.
There's a friend, indeed! you'll soon have proofs of that! If you love me, cosset him well."
So saying, he departed, leaving Brigitte bewildered.
"Proofs, indeed! yes, I'll look out for proofs," she said. "I'm not to be caught with fine words, not I! He is an
amiable fellow; but before I take him into my heart I shall study him a little closer."
After inviting Dutocq, Thuillier, having bedizened himself, went to the hotel Minard, rue des
MaconsSorbonne, to capture the stout Zelie, and gloss over the shortness of the invitation.
Minard had purchased one of those large and sumptuous habitations which the old religious orders built about
the Sorbonne, and as Thuillier mounted the broad stone steps with an iron balustrade, that proved how arts of
the second class flourished under Louis XIII., he envied both the mansion and its occupant,the mayor.
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This vast building, standing between a courtyard and garden, is noticeable as a specimen of the style, both
noble and elegant, of the reign of Louis XIII., coming singularly, as it did, between the bad taste of the
expiring renaissance and the heavy grandeur of Louis XIV., at its dawn. This transition period is shown in
many public buildings. The massive scrollwork of several facadesthat of the Sorbonne, for
instance,and columns rectified according to the rules of Grecian art, were beginning to appear in this
architecture.
A grocer, a lucky adulterator, now took the place of the former ecclesiastical governor of an institution called
in former times L'Economat; an establishment connected with the general agency of the old French clergy,
and founded by the longsighted genius of Richelieu. Thuillier's name opened for him the doors of the salon,
where sat enthroned in velvet and gold, amid the most magnificent "Chineseries," the poor woman who
weighed with all her avoirdupois on the hearts and minds of princes and princesses at the "popular balls" of
the palace.
"Isn't she a good subject for 'La Caricature'?" said a socalled lady of the bedchamber to a duchess, who
could hardly help laughing at the aspect of Zelie, glittering with diamonds, red as a poppy, squeezed into a
gold brocade, and rolling along like the casts of her former shop.
"Will you pardon me, fair lady," began Thuillier, twisting his body, and pausing in pose number two of his
imperial repertory, "for having allowed this invitation to remain in my desk, thinking, all the while, that it
was sent? It is for today, but perhaps I am too late?"
Zelie examined her husband's face as he approached them to receive Thuillier; then she said:
"We intended to drive into the country and dine at some chance restaurant; but we'll give up that idea and all
the more readily because, in my opinion, it is getting devilishly vulgar to drive out of Paris on Sundays."
"We will have a little dance to the piano for the young people, if enough come, as I hope they will. I have
sent a line to Phellion, whose wife is intimate with Madame Pron, the successor"
"SuccessorESS," interrupted Madame Minard.
"No," said Thuillier, "it ought to be success'ress; just as we say may'ress, dropping the O, you know."
"Is it full dress?" asked Madame Minard.
"Heavens! no," replied Thuillier; "you would get me finely scolded by my sister. No, it is only a family party.
Under the Empire, madame, we all devoted ourselves to dancing. At that great epoch of our national life they
thought as much of a fine dancer as they did of a good soldier. Nowadays the country is so matteroffact."
"Well, we won't talk politics," said the mayor, smiling. "The King is grand; he is very able. I have a deep
admiration for my own time, and for the institutions which we have given to ourselves. The King, you may
be sure, knows very well what he is doing by the development of industries. He is struggling hand to hand
against England; and we are doing him more harm during this fruitful peace than all the wars of the Empire
would have done."
"What a deputy Minard would make!" cried Zelie, naively. "He practises speechifying at home. You'll help
us to get him elected, won't you, Thuillier?"
"We won't talk politics now," replied Thuillier. "Come at five."
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"Will that little Vinet be there?" asked Minard; "he comes, no doubt, for Celeste."
"Then he may go into mourning," replied Thuillier. "Brigitte won't hear of him."
Zelie and Minard exchanged a smile of satisfaction.
"To think that we must hobnob with such common people, all for the sake of our son!" cried Zelie, when
Thuillier was safely down the staircase, to which the mayor had accompanied him.
"Ha! he thinks to be deputy!" thought Thuillier, as he walked away. "These grocers! nothing satisfies them.
Heavens! what would Napoleon say if he could see the government in the hands of such people! I'm a trained
administrator, at any rate. What a competitor, to be sure! I wonder what la Peyrade will say?"
The ambitious exbeau now went to invite the whole Laudigeois family for the evening, after which he went
to the Collevilles', to make sure that Celeste should wear a becoming gown. He found Flavie rather pensive.
She hesitated about coming, but Thuillier overcame her indecision.
"My old and ever young friend," he said, taking her round the waist, for she was alone in her little salon, "I
won't have any secret from you. A great affair is in the wind for me. I can't tell you more than that, but I can
ask you to be particularly charming to a certain young man"
"Who is it?"
"La Peyrade."
"Why, Charles?"
"He holds my future in his hands. Besides, he's a man of genius. I know what that is. He's got this sort of
thing,"and Thuillier made the gesture of a dentist pulling out a back tooth. "We must bind him to us,
Flavie. But, above all, don't let him see his power. As for me, I shall just give and take with him."
"Do you want me to be coquettish?"
"Not too much so, my angel," replied Thuillier, with a foppish air.
And he departed, not observing the stupor which overcame Flavie.
"That young man is a power," she said to herself. "Well, we shall see!"
For these reasons she dressed her hair with marabouts, put on her prettiest gown of gray and pink, which
allowed her fine shoulders to be seen beneath a pelerine of black lace, and took care to keep Celeste in a little
silk frock made with a yoke and a large plaited collarette, telling her to dress her hair plainly, a la Berthe.
CHAPTER VIII. AD MAJOREM THEODOSIS GLORIAM
At halfpast four o'clock Theodose was at his post. He had put on his vacant, halfservile manner and soft
voice, and he drew Thuillier at once into the garden.
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"My friend," he said, "I don't doubt your triumph, but I feel the necessity of again warning you to be
absolutely silent. If you are questioned about anything, especially about Celeste, make evasive answers which
will keep your questioners in suspense. You must have learned how to do that in a government office."
"I understand!" said Thuillier. "But what certainty have you?"
"You'll see what a fine dessert I have prepared for you. But please be modest. There come the Minards; let
me pipe to them. Bring them out here, and then disappear yourself."
After the first salutations, la Peyrade was careful to keep close to the mayor, and presently at an opportune
moment he drew him aside to say:
"Monsieur le maire, a man of your political importance doesn't come to bore himself in a house of this kind
without an object. I don't want to fathom your motiveswhich, indeed, I have no right to doand my part
in this world is certainly not to mingle with earthly powers; but please pardon my apparent presumption, and
deign to listen to a piece of advice which I shall venture to give you. If I do you a service today you are in a
position to return it to me tomorrow; therefore, in case I should be so fortunate as to do you a good turn, I
am really only obeying the law of selfinterest. Our friend Thuillier is in despair at being a nobody; he has
taken it into his head that he wants to become a personage in this arrondissement"
"Ah! ah!" exclaimed Minard.
"Oh! nothing very exalted; he wants to be elected to the municipal council. Now, I know that Phellion, seeing
the influence such a service would have on his family interests, intends to propose your poor friend as
candidate. Well, perhaps you might think it wise, in your own interests, to be beforehand with him. Thuillier's
nomination could only be favorable for youI mean agreeable; and he'll fill his place in the council very
well; there are some there who are not as strong as he. Besides, owing to his place to your support, he will see
with your eyes; he already looks to you as one of the lights of the town."
"My dear fellow, I thank you very much," replied Minard. "You are doing me a service I cannot sufficiently
acknowledge, and which proves to me"
"That I don't like those Phellions," said la Peyrade, taking advantage of a slight hesitation on the part of the
mayor, who feared to express an idea in which the lawyer might see contempt. "I hate people who make
capital out of their honesty and coin money from fine sentiments."
"You know them well," said Minard; "they are sycophants. That man's whole life for the last ten years is
explained by this bit of red ribbon," added the mayor, pointing to his own buttonhole.
"Take care!" said the lawyer, "his son is in love with Celeste, and he's fairly in the heart of the family."
"Yes, but my son has twelve thousand a year in his own right."
"Oh!" said Theodose, with a start, "Mademoiselle Brigitte was saying the other day that she wanted at least as
much as that in Celeste's suitor. Moreover, six months hence you'll probably hear that Thuillier has a property
worth forty thousand francs a year."
"The devil! well, I thought as much. Yes, certainly, he shall be made a member of the municipal council."
"In any case, don't say anything about me to him," said the advocate of the poor, who now hastened away to
speak to Madame Phellion. "Well, my fair lady," he said, when he reached her, "have you succeeded?"
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"I waited till four o'clock, and then that worthy and excellent man would not let me finish what I had to say.
He is much to busy to accept such an office, and he sent a letter which Monsieur Phellion has read, saying
that he, Doctor Bianchon, thanked him for his good intentions, and assured him that his own candidate was
Monsieur Thuillier. He said that he should use all his influence in his favor, and begged my husband to do the
same."
"And what did your excellent husband say?"
"'I have done my duty,' he said. 'I have not been false to my conscience, and now I am all for Thuillier.'"
"Well, then, the thing is settled," said la Peyrade. "Ignore my visit, and take all the credit of the idea to
yourselves."
Then he went to Madame Colleville, composing himself in the attitude and manner of the deepest respect.
"Madame," he said, "have the goodness to send out to me here that kindly papa Colleville. A surprise is to be
given to Monsieur Thuillier, and I want Monsieur Colleville to be in the secret."
While la Peyrade played the part of man of the world with Colleville, and allowed himself various witty
sarcasms when explaining to him Thuillier's candidacy, telling him he ought to support it, if only to exhibit
his incapacity, Flavie was listening in the salon to the following conversation, which bewildered her for the
moment and made her ears ring.
"I should like to know what Monsieur Colleville and Monsieur de la Peyrade can be saying to each other to
make them laugh like that," said Madame Thuillier, foolishly, looking out of the window.
"A lot of improper things, as men always do when they talk together," replied Mademoiselle Thuillier, who
often attacked men with the sort of instinct natural to old maids.
"No, they are incapable of that," said Phellion, gravely. "Monsieur de la Peyrade is one of the most virtuous
young men I have ever met. People know what I think of Felix; well, I put the two on the same line; indeed, I
wish my son had a little more of Monsieur de la Peyrade's beautiful piety."
"You are right; he is a man of great merit, who is sure to succeed," said Minard. "As for me, my
suffragesfor I really ought not to say protectionare his."
"He pays more for oil than for bread," said Dutocq. "I know that."
"His mother, if he has the happiness to still possess her, must be proud of him," remarked Madame Thuillier,
sententiously.
"He is a real treasure for us," said Thuillier. "If you only knew how modest he is! He doesn't do himself
justice."
"I can answer for one thing," added Dutocq; "no young man ever maintained a nobler attitude in poverty; he
triumphed over it; but he sufferedit is easy to see that."
"Poor young man!" cried Zelie. "Such things make my heart ache!"
"Any one could safely trust both secrets and fortune to him," said Thuillier; "and in these days that is the
finest thing that can be said of a man."
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"It is Colleville who is making him laugh," cried Dutocq.
Just then Colleville and la Peyrade returned from the garden the very best friends in the world.
"Messieurs," said Brigitte, "the soup and the King must never be kept waiting; give your hand to the ladies."
Five minutes after this little pleasantry (issuing from the lodge of her father the porter) Brigitte had the
satisfaction of seeing her table surrounded by the principal personages of this drama; the rest, with the one
exception of the odious Cerizet, arrived later.
The portrait of the former maker of canvas moneybags would be incomplete if we omitted to give a
description of one of her best dinners. The physiognomy of the bourgeois cook of 1840 is, moreover, one of
those details essentially necessary to a history of manners and customs, and clever housewives may find some
lessons in it. A woman doesn't make empty bags for twenty years without looking out for the means to fill a
few of them. Now Brigitte had one peculiar characteristic. She united the economy to which she owed her
fortune with a full understanding of necessary expenses. Her relative prodigality, when it concerned her
brother or Celeste, was the antipodes of avarice. In fact, she often bemoaned herself that she couldn't be
miserly. At her last dinner she had related how, after struggling ten minute and enduring martyrdom, she had
ended by giving ten francs to a poor workwoman whom she knew, positively, had been without food for two
days.
"Nature," she said naively, "is stronger than reason."
The soup was a rather pale bouillon; for, even on an occasion like this, the cook had been enjoined to make a
great deal of bouillon out of the beef supplied. Then, as the said beef was to feed the family on the next day
and the day after that, the less juice it expended in the bouillon, the more substantial were the subsequent
dinners. The beef, little cooked, was always taken away at the following speech from Brigitte, uttered as soon
as Thuillier put his knife into it:
"I think it is rather tough; send it away, Thuillier, nobody will eat it; we have other things."
The soup was, in fact, flanked by four viands mounted on old hotwater chafingdishes, with the plating
worn off. At this particular dinner (afterwards called that of the candidacy) the first course consisted of a pair
of ducks with olives, opposite to which was a large pie with forcemeat balls, while a dish of eels "a la tartare"
corresponded in like manner with a fricandeau on chicory. The second course had for its central dish a most
dignified goose stuffed with chestnuts, a salad of vegetables garnished with rounds of beetroot opposite to
custards in cups, while lower down a dish of turnips "au sucre" faced a timbale of macaroni. This gala dinner
of the concierge type cost, at the utmost, twenty francs, and the remains of the feast provided the household
for a couple of days; nevertheless, Brigitte would say:
"Pest! when one has to have company how the money goes! It is fearful!"
The table was lighted by two hideous candlesticks of plated silver with four branches each, in which shone
eight of those thrifty wax candles that go by the name of Aurora. The linen was dazzling in whiteness, and
the silver, with beaded edges, was the fruit, evidently, of some purchase made during the Revolution by
Thuillier's father. Thus the fare and the service were in keeping with the house, the diningroom, and the
Thuilliers themselves, who could never, under any circumstances, get themselves above this style of living.
The Minards, Collevilles, and la Peyrade exchanged now and then a smile which betrayed their mutually
satirical but repressed thoughts. La Peyrade, seated beside Flavie, whispered in her ear:
"You must admit that they ought to be taught how to live. But those Minards are no better in their way. What
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cupidity! they've come here solely after Celeste. Your daughter will be lost to you if you let them have her.
These parvenus have all the vices of the great lords of other days without their elegance. Minard's son, who
has twelve thousand francs a year of his own, could very well find a wife elsewhere, instead of pushing his
speculating rake in here. What fun it would be to play upon those people as one would on a bassviol or a
clarionet!"
While the dishes of the second course were being removed, Minard, afraid that Phellion would precede him,
said to Thuillier with a grave air:
"My dear Thuillier, in accepting your dinner, I did so for the purpose of making an important communication,
which does you so much honor that all here present ought to be made participants in it."
Thuillier turned pale.
"Have you obtained the cross for me?" he cried, on receiving a glance from Theodose, and wishing to prove
that he was not without craft.
"You will doubtless receive it ere long," replied the mayor. "But the matter now relates to something better
than that. The cross is a favor due to the good opinion of a minister, whereas the present question concerns an
election due to the consent of your fellow citizens. In a word, a sufficiently large number of electors in your
arrondissement have cast their eyes upon you, and wish to honor you with their confidence by making you
the representative of this arrondissement in the municipal council of Paris; which, as everybody knows, is the
Councilgeneral of the Seine."
"Bravo!" cried Dutocq.
Phellion rose.
"Monsieur le maire has forestalled me," he said in an agitated voice, "but it is so flattering for our friend to be
the object of eagerness on the part of all good citizens, and to obtain the public vote of high and low, that I
cannot complain of being obliged to come second only; therefore, all honor to the initiatory authority!" (Here
he bowed respectfully to Minard.) "Yes, Monsieur Thuillier, many electors think of giving you their votes in
that portion of the arrondissement where I keep my humble penates; and you have the special advantage of
being suggested to their minds by a distinguished man." (Sensation.) "By a man in whose person we desired
to honor one of the most virtuous inhabitants of the arrondissement, who for twenty years, I may say, was the
father of it. I allude to the late Monsieur Popinot, counsellor, during his lifetime, to the Royal court, and our
delegate in the municipal council of Paris. But his nephew, of whom I speak, Doctor Bianchon, one of our
glories, has, in view of his absorbing duties, declined the responsibility with which we sought to invest him.
While thanking us for our compliment he hastake note of thisindicated for our suffrages the candidate
of Monsieur le maire as being, in his opinion, capable, owing to the position he formerly occupied, of
exercising the magisterial functions of the aedileship."
And Phellion sat down amid approving murmurs.
"Thuillier, you can count on me, your old friend," said Colleville.
At this moment the guests were sincerely touched by the sight presented of old Mademoiselle Brigitte and
Madame Thuillier. Brigitte, pale as though she were fainting, was letting the slow tears run, unheeded, down
her cheeks, tears of deepest joy; while Madame Thuillier sat, as if struck by lightning, with her eyes fixed.
Suddenly the old maid darted into the kitchen, crying out to Josephine the cook:
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"Come into the cellar my girl, we must get out the wine behind the wood!"
"My friends," said Thuillier, in a shaking voice, "this is the finest moment of my life, finer than even the day
of my election, should I consent to allow myself to be presented to the suffrages of my fellow citizens"
("You must! you must!"); "for I feel myself much worn down by thirty years of public service, and, as you
may well believe, a man of honor has need to consult his strength and his capacities before he takes upon
himself the functions of the aedileship."
"I expected nothing less of you, Monsieur Thuillier," cried Phellion. "Pardon me; this is the first time in my
life that I have ever interrupted a superior; but there are circumstances"
"Accept! accept!" cried Zelie. "Bless my soul! what we want are men like you to govern us."
"Resign yourself, my chief!" cried Dutocq, and, "Long live the future municipal councillor! but we haven't
anything to drink"
"Well, the thing is settled," said Minard; "you are to be our candidate."
"You think too much of me," replied Thuillier.
"Come, come!" cried Colleville. "A man who has done thirty years in the galleys of the ministry of finance is
a treasure to the town."
"You are much too modest," said the younger Minard; "your capacity is well known to us; it remains a
tradition at the ministry of finance."
"As you all insist" began Thuillier.
"The King will be pleased with our choice; I can assure you of that," said Minard, pompously.
"Gentlemen," said la Peyrade, "will you permit a recent dweller in the faubourg SaintJacques to make one
little remark, which is not without importance?"
The consciousness that everybody had of the sterling merits of the advocate of the poor produced the deepest
silence.
"The influence of Monsieur le maire of an adjoining arrondissement, which is immense in ours where he has
left such excellent memories; that of Monsieur Phellion, the oracleyes, let the truth be spoken," he
exclaimed, noticing a gesture made by Phellion"the ORACLE of his battalion; the influence, no less
powerful, which Monsieur Colleville owes to the frank heartiness of his manner, and to his urbanity; that of
Monsieur Dutocq, the clerk of the justice court, which will not be less efficacious, I am sure; and the poor
efforts which I can offer in my humble sphere of activity,are pledges of success, but they are not success
itself. To obtain a rapid triumph we should pledge ourselves, now and here, to keep the deepest secrecy on
the manifestation of sentiments which has just taken place. Otherwise, we should excite, without knowing or
willing it, envy and all the other secondary passions, which would create for us later various obstacles to
overcome. The political meaning of the new social organization, its very basis, its token, and the guarantee
for its continuance, are in a certain sharing of the governing power with the middle classes, classes who are
the true strength of modern societies, the centre of morality, of all good sentiments and intelligent work. But
we cannot conceal from ourselves that the principle of election, extended now to almost every function, has
brought the interests of ambition, and the passion for being SOMETHING, excuse the word, into social
depths where they ought never to have penetrated. Some see good in this; others see evil; it is not my place to
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judge between them in presence of minds before whose eminence I bow. I content myself by simply
suggesting this question in order to show the dangers which the banner of our friend must meet. See for
yourselves! the decease of our late honorable representative in the municipal council dates back scarcely one
week, and already the arrondissement is being canvassed by inferior ambitions. Such men put themselves
forward to be seen at any price. The writ of convocation will, probably, not take effect for a month to come.
Between now and then, imagine the intrigues! I entreat you not to expose our friend Thuillier to the blows of
his competitors; let us not deliver him over to public discussion, that modern harpy which is but the trumpet
of envy and calumny, the pretext seized by malevolence to belittle all that is great, soil all that is immaculate
and dishonor whatever is sacred. Let us, rather, do as the Third Party is now doing in the Chamber,keep
silence and vote!"
"He speaks well," said Phellion to his neighbor Dutocq.
"And how strong the statement is!"
Envy had turned Minard and his son green and yellow.
"That is well said and very true," remarked Minard.
"Unanimously adopted!" cried Colleville. "Messieurs, we are men of honor; it suffices to understand each
other on this point."
"Whoso desires the end accepts the means," said Phellion, emphatically.
At this moment, Mademoiselle Thuillier reappeared, followed by her two servants; the key of the cellar was
hanging from her belt, and three bottles of champagne, three of hermitage, and one bottle of malaga were
placed upon the table. She herself was carrying, with almost respectful care, a smaller bottle, like a fairy
Carabosse, which she placed before her. In the midst of the hilarity caused by this abundance of excellent
thingsa fruit of gratitude, which the poor spinster in the delirium of her joy poured out with a profusion
which put to shame the sparing hospitality of her usual fortnightly dinners numerous dessert dishes made
their appearance: mounds of almonds, raisins, figs, and nuts (popularly known as the "four beggars"),
pyramids of oranges, confections, crystallized fruits, brought from the hidden depths of her cupboards, which
would never have figured on the tablecloth had it not been for the "candidacy."
"Celeste, they will bring you a bottle of brandy which my father obtained in 1802; make an orangesalad!"
cried Brigitte to her sister inlaw. "Monsieur Phellion, open the champagne; that bottle is for you three.
Monsieur Dutocq, take this one. Monsieur Colleville, you know how to pop corks!"
The two maids distributed champagne glasses, also claret glasses, and wine glasses. Josephine also brought
three more bottles of Bordeaux.
"The year of the comet!" cried Thuillier, laughing, "Messieurs, you have turned my sister's head."
"And this evening you shall have punch and cakes," she said. "I have sent to the chemists for some tea.
Heavens! if I had only known the affair concerned an election," she cried, looking at her sisterin law, "I'd
have served the turkey."
A general laugh welcomed this speech.
"We have a goose!" said Minard junior.
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"The carts are unloading!" cried Madame Thuillier, as "marrons glaces" and "meringues" were placed upon
the table.
Mademoiselle Thuillier's face was blazing. She was really superb to behold. Never did sisterly love assume
such a frenzied expression.
"To those who know her, it is really touching," remarked Madame Colleville.
The glasses were filled. The guests all looked at one another, evidently expecting a toast, whereupon la
Peyrade said:
"Messieurs, let us drink to something sublime."
Everybody looked curious.
"To Mademoiselle Brigitte!"
They all rose, clinked glasses, and cried with one voice, "Mademoiselle Brigitte!" so much enthusiasm did
the exhibition of a true feeling excite.
"Messieurs," said Phellion, reading from a paper written in pencil, "To work and its splendors, in the person
of our former comrade, now become one of the mayors of Paris,to Monsieur Minard and his wife!"
After five minutes' general conversation Thuillier rose and said:
"Messieurs, To the King and the royal family! I add nothing; the toast says all."
"To the election of my brother!" said Mademoiselle Thuillier a moment later.
"Now I'll make you laugh," whispered la Peyrade in Flavie's ear.
And he rose.
"To Woman!" he said; "that enchanting sex to whom we owe our happiness,not to speak of our mothers,
our sisters, and our wives!"
This toast excited general hilarity, and Colleville, already somewhat gay, exclaimed:
"Rascal! you have stolen my speech!"
The mayor then rose; profound silence reigned.
"Messieurs, our institutions! from which come the strength and grandeur of dynastic France!"
The bottles disappeared amid a chorus of admiration as to the marvellous goodness and delicacy of their
contents.
Celeste Colleville here said timidly:
"Mamma, will you permit me to give a toast?"
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The good girl had noticed the dull, bewildered look of her godmother, neglected and forgotten,she, the
mistress of that house, wearing almost the expression of a dog that is doubtful which master to obey, looking
from the face of her terrible sisterinlaw to that of Thuillier, consulting each countenance, and oblivious of
herself; but joy on the face of that poor helot, accustomed to be nothing, to repress her ideas, her feelings, had
the effect of a pale wintry sun behind a mist; it barely lighted her faded, flabby flesh. The gauze cap trimmed
with dingy flowers, the hair illdressed, the gloomy brown gown, with no ornament but a thick gold
chainall, combined with the expression of her countenance, stimulated the affection of the young Celeste,
whoalone in the worldknew the value of that woman condemned to silence but aware of all about her,
suffering from all yet consoling herself in God and in the girl who now was watching her.
"Yes, let the dear child give us her little toast," said la Peyrade to Madame Colleville.
"Go on, my daughter," cried Colleville; "here's the hermitage still to be drunkand it's hoary with age," he
added.
"To my kind godmother!" said the girl, lowering her glass respectfully before Madame Thuillier, and holding
it towards her.
The poor woman, startled, looked through a veil of tears first at her husband, and then at Brigitte; but her
position in the family was so well known, and the homage paid by innocence to weakness had something so
beautiful about it, that the emotion was general; the men all rose and bowed to Madame Thuillier.
"Ah! Celeste, I would I had a kingdom to lay at your feet," murmured Felix Phellion.
The worthy Phellion wiped away a tear. Dutocq himself was moved.
"Oh! the charming child!" cried Mademoiselle Thuillier, rising, and going round to kiss her sisterinlaw.
"My turn now!" said Colleville, posing like an athlete. "Now listen: To friendship! Empty your glasses; refill
your glasses. Good! To the fine arts,the flower of social life! Empty your glasses; refill your glasses. To
another such festival on the day after election!"
"What is that little bottle you have there?" said Dutocq to Mademoiselle Thuillier.
"That," she said, "is one of my three bottles of Madame Amphoux' liqueur; the second is for the day of
Celeste's marriage; the third for the day on which her first child is baptized."
"My sister is losing her head," remarked Thuillier to Colleville.
The dinner ended with a toast, offered by Thuillier, but suggested to him by Theodose at the moment when
the malaga sparkled in the little glasses like so many rubies.
"Colleville, messieurs, has drunk to FRIENDSHIP. I now drink, in this most generous wine, To my friends!"
An hurrah, full of heartiness, greeted that fine sentiment, but Dutocq remarked aside to Theodose:
"It is a shame to pour such wine down the throats of such people."
"Ah! if we could only make such wine as that!" cried Zelie, making her glass ring by the way in which she
sucked down the Spanish liquid. "What fortunes we could get!"
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Zelie had now reached her highest point of incandescence, and was really alarming.
"Yes," replied Minard, "but ours is made."
"Don't you think, sister," said Brigitte to Madame Thuillier, "that we had better take coffee in the salon?"
Madame Thuillier obediently assumed the air of mistress of the house, and rose.
"Ah! you are a great wizard," said Flavie Colleville, accepting la Peyrade's arm to return to the salon.
"And yet I care only to bewitch you," he answered. "I think you more enchanting than ever this evening."
"Thuillier," she said, to evade the subject, "Thuillier made to think himself a political character! oh! oh!"
"But, my dear Flavie, half the absurdities of life are the result of such conspiracies; and men are not alone in
these deceptions. In how many families one sees the husband, children, and friends persuading a silly mother
that she is a woman of sense, or an old woman of fifty that she is young and beautiful. Hence, inconceivable
contrarieties for those who go about the world with their eyes shut. One man owes his illsavored conceit to
the flattery of a mistress; another owes his versifying vanity to those who are paid to call him a great poet.
Every family has its great man; and the result is, as we see it in the Chamber, general obscurity of the lights
of France. Well, men of real mind are laughing to themselves about it, that's all. You are the mind and the
beauty of this little circle of the petty bourgeoisie; it is this superiority which led me in the first instance to
worship you. I have since longed to drag you out of it; for I love you sincerely more in friendship than in
love; though a great deal of love is gliding into it," he added, pressing her to his heart under cover of the
recess of a window to which he had taken her.
"Madame Phellion will play the piano," cried Colleville. "We must all dance tonightbottles and Brigitte's
francs and all the little girls! I'll go and fetch my clarionet."
He gave his empty coffeecup to his wife, smiling to see her so friendly with la Peyrade.
"What have you said and done to my husband?" asked Flavie, when Colleville had left them.
"Must I tell you all our secrets?"
"Ah! you don't love me," she replied, looking at him with the coquettish slyness of a woman who is not quite
decided in her mind.
"Well, since you tell me yours," he said, letting himself go to the lively impulse of Provencal gaiety, always
so charming and apparently so natural, "I will not conceal from you an anxiety in my heart."
He took her back to the same window and said, smiling:
"Colleville, poor man, has seen in me the artist repressed by all these bourgeois; silent before them because I
feel misjudged, misunderstood, and repelled by them. He has felt the heat of the sacred fire that consumes
me. Yes I am," he continued, in a tone of conviction, "an artist in words after the manner of Berryer; I could
make juries weep, by weeping myself, for I'm as nervous as a woman. Your husband, who detests the
bourgeoisie, began to tease me about them. At first we laughed; then, in becoming serious, he found out that I
was as strong as he. I told him of the plan concocted to make SOMETHING of Thuillier, and I showed him
all the good he could get himself out of a political puppet. 'If it were only,' I said to him, 'to make yourself
Monsieur DE Colleville, and to put your charming wife where I should like to see her, as the wife of a
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receiver general, or deputy. To make yourself all that you and she ought to be, you have only to go and live
a few years in the Upper or Lower Alps, in some hole of a town where everybody will like you, and your
wife will seduce everybody; and this,' I added, 'you cannot fail to obtain, especially if you give your dear
Celeste to some man who can influence the Chamber.' Good reasons, stated in jest, have the merit of
penetrating deeper into some minds than if they were given soberly. So Colleville and I became the best
friends in the world. Didn't you hear him say to me at table, 'Rascal! you have stolen my speech'? Tonight
we shall be theeing and thouing each other. I intend to have a choice little supperparty soon, where artists,
tied to the proprieties at home, always compromise themselves. I'll invite him, and that will make us as
solidly good friends as he is with Thuillier. There, my dear adorned one, is what a profound sentiment gives a
man the courage to produce. Colleville must adopt me; so that I may visit your house by his invitation. But
what couldn't you make me do? lick lepers, swallow live toads, seduce Brigitteyes, if you say so, I'll
impale my own heart on that great picketrail to please you."
"You frightened me this morning," she said.
"But this evening you are reassured. Yes," he added, "no harm will ever happen to you through me."
"You are, I must acknowledge, a most extraordinary man."
"Why, no! the smallest as well as the greatest of my efforts are merely the reflections of the flame which you
have kindled. I intend to be your soninlaw that we may never part. My wife, heavens! what could she be to
me but a machine for childbearing? whereas the divinity, the sublime being will beyou," he whispered in
her ear.
"You are Satan!" she said, in a sort of terror.
"No, I am something of a poet, like all the men of my region. Come, be my Josephine! I'll go and see you
tomorrow. I have the most ardent desire to see where you live and how you live, the furniture you use, the
color of your stuffs, the arrangement of all things about you. I long to see the pearl in its shell."
He slipped away cleverly after these words, without waiting for an answer.
Flavie, to whom in all her life love had never taken the language of romance, sat still, but happy, her heart
palpitating, and saying to herself that it was very difficult to escape such influence. For the first time
Theodose had appeared in a pair of new trousers, with gray silk stockings and pumps, a waistcoat of black
silk, and a cravat of black satin on the knot of which shone a plain gold pin selected with taste. He wore also
a new coat in the last fashion, and yellow gloves, relieved by white shirtcuffs; he was the only man who had
manners, or deportment in that salon, which was now filling up for the evening.
Madame Pron, nee Barniol, arrived with two schoolgirls, aged seventeen, confided to her maternal care by
families residing in Martinique. Monsieur Pron, professor of rhetoric in a college presided over by priests,
belonged to the Phellion class; but, instead of expanding on the surface in phrases and demonstrations, and
posing as an example, he was dry and sententious. Monsieur and Madame Pron, the flowers of the Phellion
salon, received every Monday. Though a professor, the little man danced. He enjoyed great influence in the
quarter enclosed by the boulevard du MontParnasse, the Luxembourg, and the rue de Sevres. Therefore, as
soon as Phellion saw his friend, he took him by the arm into a corner to inform him of the Thuillier
candidacy. After ten minutes' consultation they both went to find Thuillier, and the recess of a window,
opposite to that where Flavie still sat absorbed in her reflections, no doubt, heard a "trio" worthy, in its way,
of that of the Swiss in "Guillaume Tell."
"Do you see," said Theodose, returning to Flavie, "the pure and honest Phellion intriguing over there? Give a
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personal reason to a virtuous man and he'll paddle in the slimiest puddle; he is hooking that little Pron, and
Pron is taking it all in, solely to get your little Celeste for Felix Phellion. Separate them, and in ten minutes
they'll get together again, and that young Minard will be growling round them like an angry bulldog."
Felix, still under the strong emotion imparted to him by Celeste's generous action and the cry that came from
the girl's heart, though no one but Madame Thuillier still thought of it, became inspired by one of those
ingenuous artfulnesses which are the honest charlatanism of true love; but he was not to the manner born of
it, and mathematics, moreover, made him somewhat absentminded. He stationed himself near Madame
Thuillier, imagining that Madame Thuillier would attract Celeste to her side. This astute calculation
succeeded all the better because young Minard, who saw in Celeste nothing more than a "dot," had no such
sudden inspiration, and was drinking his coffee and talking politics with Laudigeois, Monsieur Barniol, and
Dutocq by order of his father, who was thinking and planning for the general election of the legislature in
1842.
"Who wouldn't love Celeste?" said Felix to Madame Thuillier.
"Little darling, no one in the world loves me as she does," replied the poor slave, with difficulty restraining
her tears.
"Ah! madame, we both love you," said the candid professor, sincerely.
"What are you saying to each other?" asked Celeste, coming up.
"My child," said the pious woman, drawing her goddaughter down to her and kissing her on the forehead.
"He said that you both loved me."
"Do not be angry with my presumption, mademoiselle. Let me do all I can to prove it," murmured Felix. "Ah!
I cannot help it, I was made this way; injustice revolts me to the soul! Yes, the Saviour of men was right to
promise the future to the meek heart, to the slain lamb! A man who did not love you, Celeste, must have
adored you after that sublime impulse of yours at table. Ah, yes! innocence alone can console the martyr. You
are a kind young girl; you will be one of those wives who make the glory and the happiness of a family.
Happy be he whom you will choose!"
"Godmamma, with what eyes do you think Monsieur Felix sees me?"
"He appreciates you, my little angel; I shall pray to God for both of you."
"If you knew how happy I am that my father can do a service to Monsieur Thuillier, and how I wish I could
be useful to your brother"
"In short," said Celeste, laughing, "you love us all."
"Well, yes," replied Felix.
True love wraps itself in the mysteries of reserve, even in its expression; it proves itself by itself; it does not
feel the necessity, as a false love does, of lighting a conflagration. By an observer (if such a being could have
glided into the Thuillier salon) a book might have been made in comparing the two scenes of love making,
and in watching the enormous preparations of Theodose and the simplicity of Felix: one was nature, the other
was society,the true and the false embodied. Noticing her daughter glowing with happiness, exhaling her
soul through the pores of her face, and beautiful with the beauty of a young girl gathering the first roses of an
indirect declaration, Flavie had an impulse of jealousy in her heart. She came across to Celeste and said in her
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ear:
"You are not behaving well, my daughter; everybody is observing you; you are compromising yourself by
talking so long to Monsieur Felix without knowing whether we approve of it."
"But, mamma, my godmother is here."
"Ah! pardon me, dear friend," said Madame Colleville; "I did not notice you."
"You do as others do," said the poor nonentity.
That reply stung Madame Colleville, who regarded it as a barbed arrow. She cast a haughty glance at Felix
and said to Celeste, "Sit there, my daughter," seating herself at the same time beside Madame Thuillier and
pointing to a chair on the other side of her.
"I will work myself to death," said Felix to Madame Thuillier. "I'll be a member of the Academy of Sciences;
I'll make some great discovery, and win her hand by force of fame."
"Ah!" thought the poor woman to herself, "I ought to have had a gentle, peaceful, learned man like that. I
might have slowly developed in a life of quietness. It was not thy will, O God! but, I pray thee, unite and
bless these children; they are made for one another."
And she sat there, pensive, listening to the racket made by her sisterinlawa tenhorse power at
workwho now, lending a hand to her two servants, cleared the table, taking everything out of the
diningroom to accommodate the dancers, vociferating, like the captain of a frigate on his quarterdeck
when taking his ship into action: "Have you plenty of raspberry syrup?" "Run out and buy some more
orgeat!" "There's not enough glasses. Where's the 'eau rougie'? Take those six bottles of 'vin ordinaire' and
make more. Mind that Coffinet, the porter, doesn't get any." "Caroline, my girl, you are to wait at the
sideboard; you'll have tongue and ham to slice in case they dance till morning. But mind, no waste! Keep an
eye on everything. Pass me the broom; put more oil in those lamps; don't make blunders. Arrange the remains
of the dessert so as to make a show on the sideboard; ask my sister to come and help us. I'm sure I don't know
what she's thinking about, that dawdle! Heavens, how slow she is! Here, take away these chairs, they'll want
all the room they can get."
The salon was full of Barniols, Collevilles, Phellions, Laudigeois, and many others whom the announcement
of a dance at the Thuilliers', spread about in the Luxembourg between two and four in the afternoon, the hour
at which the bourgeoisie takes its walk, had drawn thither.
"Are you ready, Brigitte?" said Colleville, bolting into the dining room; "it is nine o'clock, and they are
packed as close as herrings in the salon. Cardot, his wife and son and daughter and future soninlaw have
just come, accompanied by that young Vinet; the whole faubourg Saint Antoine is debouching. Can't we
move the piano in here?"
Then he gave the signal, by tuning his clarionet, the joyous sounds of which were greeted with huzzas from
the salon.
It is useless to describe a ball of this kind. The toilets, faces, and conversations were all in keeping with one
fact which will surely suffice even the dullest imagination; they passed round, on tarnished and discolored
trays, common tumblers filled with wine, "eau rougie," and "eau sucree." The trays on which were glasses of
orgeat and glasses of syrup and water appeared only at long intervals. There were five cardtables and
twentyfive players, and eighteen dancers of both sexes. At one o'clock in the morning, all
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presentMadame Thuillier, Mademoiselle Brigitte, Madame Phellion, even Phellion himselfwere
dragged into the vivacities of a countrydance, vulgarly called "La Boulangere," in which Dutocq figured
with a veil over his head, after the manner of the Kabyl. The servants who were waiting to escort their
masters home, and those of the household, were audience to this performance; and after the interminable
dance had lasted one whole hour it was proposed to carry Brigitte in triumph when she gave the
announcement that supper was served. This circumstance made her see the necessity of hiding a dozen bottles
of old burgundy. In short, the company had amused themselves so well, the matrons as well as the young
girls, that Thuillier found occasion to say:
"Well, well, this morning we little thought we should have such a fete tonight."
"There's never more pleasure," said the notary Cardot, "than in just such improvised balls. Don't talk to me of
parties where everybody stands on ceremony."
This opinion, we may remark, is a standing axiom among the bourgeoisie.
"Well, for my part," said Madame Minard, "I prefer the dignified old ways."
"We didn't mean that for you, madame; your salon is the chosen haunt of pleasure," said Dutocq.
When "La Boulangere" came to an end, Theodose pulled Dutocq from the sideboard where he was preparing
to eat a slice of tongue, and said to him:
"Let us go; we must be at Cerizet's very early in the morning; we ought both of us to think over that affair; it
is not so easy to manage as Cerizet seems to imagine."
"Why not?" asked Dutocq, bringing his slice of tongue to eat in the salon.
"Don't you know the law?"
"I know enough of it to be aware of the dangers of the affair. If that notary wants the house and we filch it
from him, there are means by which he can recover it; he can put himself into the skin of a registered creditor.
By the present legal system relating to mortgages, when a house is sold at the request of creditors, if the price
obtained for it at auction is not enough to pay all debts, the owners have the right to bid it in and hold it for a
higher sum; now the notary, seeing himself caught, may back out of the sale in that way."
"Well," said la Peyrade, "it needs attention."
"Very good," replied Dutocq, "we'll go and see Cerizet."
These words, "go and see Cerizet," were overheard by Minard, who was following the two associates; but
they offered no meaning to his mind. The two men were so outside of his own course and projects that he
heard them without listening to them.
"This has been one of the finest days in our lives," said Brigitte to her brother, when she found herself alone
with him in the deserted salon, at halfpast two in the morning. "What a distinction! to be thus selected by
your fellowcitizens!"
"Don't be mistaken about it, Brigitte; we owe it all, my child, to one man."
"What man?"
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"To our friend, la Peyrade."
CHAPTER IX. THE BANKER OF THE POOR
It was not on the next day, Monday, but on the following day, Tuesday, that Dutocq and Theodose went to
see Cerizet, the former having called la Peyrade's attention to the fact that Cerizet always absented himself on
Sundays and Mondays, taking advantage of the total absence of clients on those days, which are devoted by
the populace to debauch. The house toward which they directed their steps is one of the striking features in
the faubourg SaintJacques, and it is quite as important to study it here as it was to study those of Phellion
and Thuillier. It is not known (true, no commission has yet been appointed to examine this phenomenon), no
one knows why certain quarters become degraded and vulgarized, morally as well as materially; why, for
instance, the ancient residence of the court and the church, the Luxembourg and the Latin quarter, have
become what they are today, in spite of the presence of the finest palaces in the world, in spite of the bold
cupola of SainteGenevieve, that of Mansard on the Valde Grace, and the charms of the Jardin des
Plantes. One asks one's self why the elegance of life has left that region; why the Vauquer houses, the
Phellion and the Thuillier houses now swarm with tenants and boarders, on the site of so many noble and
religious buildings, and why such mud and dirty trades and poverty should have fastened on a hilly piece of
ground, instead of spreading out upon the flat land beyond the confines of the ancient city.
The angel whose beneficence once hovered above this quarter being dead, usury, on the lowest scale, rushed
in and took his place. To the old judge, Popinot, succeeded Cerizet; and strange to say,a fact which it is
well to study,the effect produced, socially speaking, was much the same. Popinot loaned money without
interest, and was willing to lose; Cerizet lost nothing, and compelled the poor to work hard and stay virtuous.
The poor adored Popinot, but they did not hate Cerizet. Here, in this region, revolves the lowest wheel of
Parisian financiering. At the top, Nucingen Co., the Kellers, du Tillet, and the Mongenods; a little lower
down, the Palmas, Gigonnets, and Gobsecks; lower still, the Samonons, Chaboisseaus, and Barbets; and
lastly (after the pawnshops) comes this king of usury, who spreads his nets at the corners of the streets to
entangle all miseries and miss none,Cerizet, "money lender by the little week."
The frogged frockcoat will have prepared you for the den in which this convicted stockbroker carried on
his present business.
The house was humid with saltpetre; the walls, sweating moisture, were enamelled all over with large slabs of
mould. Standing at the corner of the rue des Postes and rue des Poules, it presented first a ground floor,
occupied partly by a shop for the sale of the commonest kind of wine, painted a coarse bright red, decorated
with curtains of red calico, furnished with a leaden counter, and guarded by formidable iron bars. Above the
gate of an odious alley hung a frightful lantern, on which were the words "Night lodgings here." The outer
walls were covered with iron crossbars, showing, apparently, the insecurity of the building, which was owned
by the winemerchant, who also inhabited the entresol. The widow Poiret (nee Michonneau) kept furnished
lodgings on the first, second, and third floors, consisting of single rooms for workmen and for the poorest
class of students.
Cerizet occupied one room on the groundfloor and another in the entresol, to which he mounted by an
interior staircase; this entresol looked out upon a horrible paved court, from which arose mephitic odors.
Cerizet paid forty francs a month to the widow Poiret for his breakfast and dinner; he thus conciliated her by
becoming her boarder; he also made himself acceptable to the winemerchant by procuring him an immense
sale of wine and liquors among his clientsprofits realized before sunrise; the wineshop beginning
operations about three in the morning in summer, and five in winter.
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The hour of the great Market, which so many of his clients, male and female, attended, was the determining
cause of Cerizet's early hours. The Sieur Cadenet, the winemerchant, in view of the custom which he owed
to the usurer, had let him the two rooms for the low price of eighty francs a year, and had given him a lease
for twelve years, which Cerizet alone had a right to break, without paying indemnity, at three months' notice.
Cadenet always carried in a bottle of excellent wine for the dinner of this useful tenant; and when Cerizet was
short of money he had only to say to his friend, "Cadenet, lend me a few hundred francs,"loans which he
faithfully repaid.
Cadenet, it was said, had proof of the widow Poiret having deposited in Cerizet's hands some two thousand
francs for investment, which may explain the progress of the latter's affairs since the day when he first took
up his abode in the quarter, supplied with a last note of a thousand francs and Dutocq's protection. Cadenet,
prompted by a cupidity which success increased, had proposed, early in the year, to put twenty thousand
francs into the hands of his friend Cerizet. But Cerizet had positively declined them, on the ground that he ran
risks of a nature to become a possible cause of dispute with associates.
"I could only," he said to Cadenet, "take them at six per cent interest, and you can do better than that in your
own business. We will go into partnership later, if you like, in some serious enterprise, some good
opportunity which may require, say, fifty thousand francs. When you have got that sum to invest, let me
know, and we'll talk about it."
Cerizet had only suggested the affair of the house to Theodose after making sure that among the three,
Madame Poiret, Cadenet, and himself, it was impossible to raise the full sum of one hundred thousand francs.
The "lender by the little week" was thus in perfect safety in his den, where he could even, if necessity came,
appeal to the law. On certain mornings there might be seen as many as sixty or eighty persons, men as often
as women, either in the wineshop, or the alley, or sitting on the staircase, for the distrustful Cerizet would
only admit six persons at a time into his office. The first comers were first served, and each had to go by his
number, which the winemerchant, or his shopboy, affixed to the hats of the man and the backs of the
women. Sometimes the clients would sell to each other (as hackneycoachmen do on the cabstands), head
numbers for tail numbers. On certain days, when the market business was pressing, a head number was often
sold for a glass of brandy and a sou. The numbers, as they issued from Cerizet's office, called up the
succeeding numbers; and if any disputes arose Cadenet put a stop to the fray at once my remarking:
"If you get the police here you won't gain anything; HE'll shut up shop."
HE was Cerizet's name. When, in the course of the day, some hapless woman, without an atom of food in her
room, and seeing her children pale with hunger, would come to borrow ten or twenty sous, she would say to
the winemerchant anxiously:
"Is HE there?"
Cadenet, a short, stout man, dressed in blue, with outer sleeves of black stuff and a winemerchant's apron,
and always wearing a cap, seemed an angel to these mothers when he replied to them:
"HE told me that you were an honest woman and I might give you forty sous. You know what you must do
about it"
And, strange to say, HE was blessed by these poor people, even as they had lately blessed Popinot.
But Cerizet was cursed on Sunday mornings when accounts were settled; and they cursed him even more on
Saturdays, when it was necessary to work in order to repay the sum borrowed with interest. But, after all, he
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was Providence, he was God from Tuesday to Friday of every week.
The room which he made his office, formerly the kitchen of the next floor, was bare; the beams of the ceiling
had been whitewashed, but still bore marks of smoke. The walls, along which he had put benches, and the
stone floor, retained and gave out dampness. The fireplace, where the crane remained, was partly filled by an
iron stove in which Cerizet burned seacoal when the weather was severe. A platform about half a foot high
and eight feet square extended from the edge of the fireplace; on it was fastened a common table and an
armchair with a round cushion covered with green leather. Behind him, Cerizet had sheathed the walls with
planks; also protecting himself with a little wooden screen, painted white, from the draught between the
window and door; but this screen, made of two leaves, was so placed that the warmth from the stove reached
him. The window had enormous inside shutters of castiron, held, when closed, by a bar. The door
commanded respect by an armor of the same character.
At the farther end of this room, in a corner, was a spiralstaircase, coming, evidently, from some
pulleddown shop, and bought in the rue Chapon by Cadenet, who had fitted it through the ceiling into the
room in the entresol occupied by Cerizet. In order to prevent all communication with the upper floors, Cerizet
had exacted that the door of that room which opened on the common landing should be walled up. The place
had thus become a fortress. The bedroom above had a cheap carpet bought for twenty francs, an iron
bedstead, a bureau, three chairs, and an iron safe, made by a good workman, which Cerizet had bought at a
bargain. He shaved before a glass on the chimneypiece; he owned two pairs of cotton sheets and six cotton
shirts; the rest of his visible wardrobe was of the same character. Cadenet had once seen Cerizet dressed like
a dandy of the period; he must, therefore, have kept hidden, in some drawer of his bureau, a complete
disguise with which he could go to the opera, see the world, and not be recognized, for, had it not been that
Cadenet heard his voice, he would certainly have asked him who he was.
What pleased the clients of this man most was his joviality and his repartees; he talked their language.
Cadenet, his two shopmen, and Cerizet, living in the midst of dreadful misery, behaved with the calmness of
undertakers in presence of afflicted heirs, of old sergeants of the Guard among heaps of dead. They no more
shuddered on hearing cries of hunger and despair than surgeons shudder at the cries of their patients in
hospital; they said, as the soldiers and the dressers said, the perfunctory words, "Have patience! a little
courage! What's the good of grieving? Suppose you kill yourself, what then? One gets accustomed to
everything; be reasonable!"
Though Cerizet took the precaution to hide the money necessary for his morning operations in the hollow seat
of the chair in which he sat, taking out no more than a hundred francs at a time, which he put in the pockets
of his trousers, never dipping into the funds of the chair except between the entrance of two batches of clients
(keeping his door locked and not opening it till all was safely stowed in his pockets), he had really nothing to
fear from the various despairs which found their way from all sides to this rendezvous of misery. Certainly,
there are many different ways of being honest and virtuous; and the "Monograph of Virtue" has no other
basis than this social axiom.[*] A man is false to his conscience; he fails, apparently, in delicacy; he forfeits
that bloom of honor which, though lost, does not, as yet, mean general disrepute; at last, however, he fails
decidedly in honor; if he falls into the hands of the correctional police, he is not, as yet, guilty of crime before
the court of assizes; but after he is branded with infamy by the verdict of a jury he may still be honored at the
galleys for the species of honor and integrity practised by criminals among themselves, which consists in not
betraying each other, in sharing booty loyally, and in running all dangers. Well, this last form of
honorwhich is perhaps a calculation, a necessity, the practice of which offers certain opportunities for
grandeur to the guilty man and the possibility of a return to goodreigned absolutely between Cerizet and
his clients. Never did Cerizet make an error, nor his poor people either; neither side ever denied what was
due, either capital or interests. Many a time Cerizet, who was born among the people, corrected from one
week to another some accidental error, to the benefit of a poor man who had never discovered it. He was
called a Jew, but an honest one, and his word in that city of sorrows was sacred. A woman died, causing a
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loss to him of thirty francs:
[*] A book on which the author has been at work since 1833, the year in which it was first
announced.Author's note.
"See my profits! there they go!" he said to his assemblage, "and you howl upon me! You know I'll never
trouble the brats; in fact, Cadenet has already taken them bread and heeltaps."
After that it was said of him in both faubourgs:
"He is not a bad fellow!"
The "loan by the little week," as interpreted by Cerizet, is not, considering all things, so cruel a thing as the
pawnshop. Cerizet loaned ten francs Tuesday on condition of receiving twelve francs Sunday morning. In
five weeks he doubled his capital; but he had to make many compromises. His kindness consisted in
accepting, from time to time, eleven francs and fifty centimes; sometimes the whole interest was still owing.
When he gave fifty francs for sixty to a fruitstall man, or a hundred francs for one hundred and twenty to a
seller of peatfuel, he ran great risks.
On reaching the rue des Poules through the rue des Postes, Theodose and Dutocq saw a great assemblage of
men and women, and by the light which the winemerchant's little oillamps cast upon these groups, they
were horrified at beholding that mass of red, seamed, haggard faces; solemn with suffering, withered,
distorted, swollen with wine, pallid from liquor; some threatening, others resigned, some sarcastic or jeering,
others besotted; all rising from the midst of those terrible rags, which no designer can surpass in his most
extravagant caricatures.
"I shall be recognized," said Theodose, pulling Dutocq away; "we have done a foolish thing to come here at
this hour and take him in the midst of his business."
"All the more that Claparon may be sleeping in his lair, the interior of which we know nothing about. Yes,
there are dangers for you, but none for me; I shall be thought to have business with my copying clerk, and
I'll go and tell him to come and dine with us; this is court day, so we can't have him to breakfast. I'll tell him
to meet us at the 'Chaumiere' in one of the garden diningrooms."
"Bad; anybody could listen to us there without being seen," said la Peyrade. "I prefer the 'Petit Rocher de
Cancale'; we can go into a private room and speak low."
"But suppose you are seen with Cerizet?"
"Well, then, let's go to the 'Cheval Rouge,' quai de la Tournelle."
"That's best; seven o'clock; nobody will be there then."
Dutocq advanced alone into the midst of that congress of beggars, and he heard his own name repeated from
mouth to mouth, for he could hardly fail to encounter among them some jailbird familiar with the judge's
office, just as Theodose was certain to have met a client.
In these quarters the justiceofpeace is the supreme authority; all legal contests stop short at his office,
especially since the law was passed giving to those judges sovereign power in all cases of litigation involving
not over one hundred and forty francs. A way was made for the judge's clerk, who was not less feared than
the judge himself. He saw women seated on the staircase; a horrible display of pallor and suffering of many
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kinds. Dutocq was almost asphyxiated when he opened the door of the room in which already sixty persons
had left their odors.
"Your number? your number?" cried several voices.
"Hold your jaw!" cried a gruff voice from the street, "that's the pen of the judge."
Profound silence followed. Dutocq found his copying clerk clothed in a jacket of yellow leather like that of
the gloves of the gendarmerie, beneath which he wore an ignoble waistcoat of knitted wool. The reader must
imagine the man's diseased head issuing from this species of scabbard and covered with a miserable Madras
handkerchief, which, leaving to view the forehead and neck, gave to that head, by the gleam of a tallow
candle of twelve to the pound, its naturally hideous and threatening character.
"It can't be done that way, papa Lantimeche," Cerizet was saying to a tall old man, seeming to be about
seventy years of age, who was standing before him with a red woollen cap in his hand, exhibiting a bald head,
and a breast covered with white hairs visible through his miserable linen jacket. "Tell me exactly what you
want to undertake. One hundred francs, even on condition of getting back one hundred and twenty, can't be
let loose that way, like a dog in a church"
The five other applicants, among whom were two women, both with infants, one knitting, the other suckling
her child, burst out laughing.
When Cerizet saw Dutocq, he rose respectfully and went rather hastily to meet him, adding to his client:
"Take time to reflect; for, don't you see? it makes me doubtful to have such a sum as that, one hundred
francs! asked for by an old journeyman locksmith!"
"But I tell you it concerns an invention," cried the old workman.
"An invention and one hundred francs!" said Dutocq. "You don't know the laws; you must take out a patent,
and that costs two thousand francs, and you want influence."
"All that is true," said Cerizet, who, however, reckoned a good deal on such chances. "Come tomorrow
morning, papa Lantimeche, at six o'clock, and we'll talk it over; you can't talk inventions in public."
Cerizet then turned to Dutocq whose first words were:
"If the thing turns out well, half profits!"
"Why did you get up at this time in the morning to come here and say that to me?" demanded the distrustful
Cerizet, already displeased with the mention of "half profits." "You could have seen me as usual at the
office."
And he looked askance at Dutocq; the latter, while telling him his errand and speaking of Claparon and the
necessity of pushing forward in the Theodose affair, seemed confused.
"All the same you could have seen me this morning at the office," repeated Cerizet, conducting his visitor to
the door.
"There's a man," thought he, as he returned to his seat, "who seems to me to have breathed on his lantern so
that I may not see clear. Well, well, I'll give up that place of copying clerk. Ha! your turn, little mother!" he
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cried; "you invent children! That's amusing enough, though the trick is well known."
It is all the more useless to relate the conversation which took place between the three confederates at the
"Cheval Rouge," because the arrangements there concluded were the basis of certain confidences made, as
we shall see, by Theodose to Mademoiselle Thuillier; but it is necessary to remark that the cleverness
displayed by la Peyrade seemed almost alarming to Cerizet and Dutocq. After this conference, the banker of
the poor, finding himself in company with such powerful players, had it in mind to make sure of his own
stake at the first chance. To win the game at any price over the heads of the ablest gamblers, by cheating if
necessary, is the inspiration of a special sort of vanity peculiar to friends of the green cloth. Hence came the
terrible blow which la Peyrade was about to receive.
He knew his two associates well; and therefore, in spite of the perpetual activity of his intellectual forces, in
spite of the perpetual watchfulness his personality of ten faces required, nothing fatigued him as much as the
part he had to play with his two accomplices. Dutocq was a great knave, and Cerizet had once been a comic
actor; they were both experts in humbug. A motionless face like Talleyrand's would have made then break at
once with the Provencal, who was now in their clutches; it was necessary, therefore, that he should make a
show of ease and confidence and of playing above board the very height of art in such affairs. To delude
the pit is an every day triumph, but to deceive Mademoiselle Mars, Frederic Lemaitre, Potier, Talma,
Monrose, is the acme of art.
This conference at the "Cheval Rouge" had therefore the result of giving to la Peyrade, who was fully as
sagacious as Cerizet, a secret fear, which, during the latter period of this daring game, so fired his blood and
heated his brain that there came moments when he fell into the morbid condition of the gambler, who follows
with his eye the roll of the ball on which he has staked his last penny. The senses then have a lucidity in their
action and the mind takes a range, which human knowledge has no means of measuring.
CHAPTER X. HOW BRIGITTE WAS WON
The day after this conference at the "Cheval Rouge," la Peyrade went to dine with the Thuilliers, and on the
commonplace pretext of a visit to pay, Thuillier carried off his wife, leaving Theodose alone with Brigitte.
Neither Thuillier, nor his sister, nor Theodose, were the dupes of this comedy; but the old beau of the Empire
considered the manoeuvre a piece of diplomacy.
"Young man, do not take advantage of my sister's innocence; respect it," said Thuillier solemnly, as he
departed.
"Mademoiselle," said Theodose, drawing his chair closer to the sofa where Brigitte sat knitting, "have you
thought of inducing the business men of the arrondissement to support Thuillier's interests?"
"How can I?" she asked.
"Why! you are in close relations with Barbet and Metivier."
"Ah! you are right! Faith! you are no blunderer!" she said after a pause.
"When we love our friends, we serve them," he replied, sententiously.
To capture Brigitte would be like carrying the redoubt of the Moskowa, the culminating strategic point. But it
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was necessary to possess that old maid as the devil was supposed in the middle ages to possess men, and in a
way to make any awakening impossible for her. For the last three days la Peyrade had been measuring
himself for the task; he had carefully reconnoitred the ground to see all difficulty. Flattery, that almost
infallible means in able hands, would certainly miscarry with a woman who for years had known she had no
beauty. But a man of strong will finds nothing impregnable; the Lamarques could never have failed to take
Capri. Therefore, nothing must be omitted from the memorable scene which was now to take place; all things
about it had their own importance,inflections of the voice, pauses, glances, lowered eyes.
"But," rejoined Brigitte, "you have already proved to us your affection."
"Your brother has told you?"
"No, he merely told me that you had something to tell me."
"Yes, mademoiselle, I have; for you are the man of the family. In reflecting on this matter, I find many
dangers for myself, such as a man only risks for his nearest and dearest. It involves a fortune; thirty to forty
thousand francs a year, and not the slightest speculationa piece of landed property. The hope of helping
Thuillier to win such a fortune enticed me from the first. 'It fascinates me,' I said to himfor, unless a man is
an absolute fool, he can't help asking himself: 'Why should he care to do us all this good?' So I told him
frankly that in working for his interests, I flattered myself I was working for my own, as I'll explain to you
later. If he wishes to be deputy, two things are absolutely necessary: to comply with the law as to property,
and to win for his name some sort of public celebrity. If I myself push my devotion to the point of helping
him to write a book on public financieringor anything else, no matter whatwhich would give him that
celebrity, I ought also to think of the other matter, his propertyit would be absurd to expect you to give him
this house"
"For my brother? Why, I'd put it in his name tomorrow," cried Brigitte. "You don't know me."
"I don't know you thoroughly," said la Peyrade, "but I do know things about you which now make me regret
that I did not tell you the whole affair from its origin; I mean from the moment when I conceived the plan to
which Thuillier will owe his nomination. He will be hunted down by envy and jealousy, and the task of
upholding him will be a hard one; we must, however, get the better of his rivals and take the wind out of their
sails."
"But this affair," said Brigitte, "what are the difficulties?"
"Mademoiselle, the difficulties lie within my own conscience. Assuredly, I could not serve you in this matter
without first consulting my confessor. From a worldly point of viewoh! the affair is perfectly legal, and I
amyou'll understand me?a barrister inscribed on the panel, that is, member of a bar controlled by the
strictest rules. I am therefore incapable of proposing an enterprise which might give occasion for blame. In
the first place, I myself don't make a penny by it."
Brigitte was on thorns; her face was flaming; she broke her wool, mended it, broke it again, and did not know
which way to look.
"One can't get," she said, "in these days, forty thousand francs a year from landed property unless it is worth
one million eight hundred thousand."
"Well, I will undertake that you shall see a piece of property and estimate yourself its probable revenue,
which I can make Thuillier the owner of for fifty thousand francs down."
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"Oh! if you can make us obtain that!" cried Brigitte, worked up to the highest excitement by the spur of her
natural cupidity. "Go on, my dear Monsieur Theodose, and"
She stopped short.
"Well, mademoiselle?"
"You will, perhaps, have done yourself a service."
"Ah! if Thuillier has told you my secret, I must leave this house."
Brigitte looked up.
"Did he tell you that I love Celeste?"
"No, on my word of honor!" cried Brigitte, "but I myself was just about to speak of her."
"And offer her to me? Oh! may God forgive us! I can only win her of herself, her parents, by a free
choiceNo, no, all I ask of you is your goodwill, your protection. Promise me, as Thuillier has, in return
for my services your influence, your friendship; tell me that you will treat me as a son. If you will do that, I
will abide by your decision in this matter; I can trust it; I need not speak to my confessor. For the last two
years, ever since I have seen much of this family, to whom I would fain give my powers and devote my
utmost energyfor, I shall succeed! surely I shall!I have observed that your integrity, your honor is that
of the olden time, your judgment righteous and inflexible. Also, you have a knowledge of business; and these
qualities combined are precious helps to a man. With a mother inlaw, as I may say, of your powers, I
should find my home life relieved of a crowd of cares and details as to property, which hinder a man's
advance in a political career if he is forced to attend to them. I admired you deeply on Sunday evening. Ah!
you were fine! How you did manage matters! In ten minutes that diningroom was cleared! And, without
going outside of your own apartment, you had everything at hand for the refreshments, for the supper!
'There,' I said to myself, as I watched you, 'is a true "maitressefemme"a masterly woman!'"
Brigitte's nostrils dilated; she breathed in the words of the young lawyer. He gave her a sidelong glance to
enjoy his triumph; he had touched the right chord in her breast.
At this moment he was standing, but he now resumed his seat beside her, and said:
"Now here is our affair, dear auntfor you will be a sort of aunt"
"Hush! you naughty fellow!" said Brigitte, "and go on."
"I'll tell you the matter roughlyand remark, if you please, that I compromise myself in telling it to you; for
these secrets are entrusted to me as a lawyer. Therefore understand that you and I are both committing a
crime, so to speak, of lezeconfidence! A notary of Paris was in partnership with an architect; they bought
land and built upon it; at the present moment, property has come down with a rush; they find themselves
embarrassedbut all that doesn't concern us. Among the houses built by this illegal partnershipfor
notaries, you know, are sworn to have nothing to do with enterprisesis a very good one which, not being
finished, must be sold at a great sacrifice; so great that they now ask only one hundred thousand francs for it,
although the cost of the land and the building was at least four hundred thousand. As the whole interior is still
unfinished, the value of what is still to do is easily appraised; it will probably not be more than fifty thousand
francs. Now, owing to its excellent position, this house, when finished, will certainly bring in a rental, over
and above the taxes, of forty thousand francs a year. It is built of freestone, the corners and copings of cut
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granite; the facade is covered with handsome carvings, on which they spent more than twenty thousand
francs; the windows are plate glass with a new style of fastening called 'cremona.'"
"Well, where is the difficulty?"
"Just here: the notary wants to reserve to himself this bit of the cake he is forced to surrender; he is, under the
name of a friend, the creditor who requests the sale of the property by the assignee of the bankruptcy. The
case has not been brought into court; for legal proceedings cost so much money. The sale is to be made by
voluntary agreement. Now, this notary has applied to one of my clients to lend him his name for this
purchase. My client, a poor devil, says to me: 'There's a fortune to made out of that house by fooling the
notary.'"
"And they do that sort of thing in business!" said Brigitte, quickly.
"If that were the only difficulty," continued Theodose, "it would be, as a friend of mine said to his pupil, who
was complaining of the length of time it took to produce masterpieces in painting: 'My dear young fellow, if
it were not so, our valets would be painting pictures.' But, mademoiselle, if we now get the better of this
notary, who certainly deserves it, for he has compromised a number of private fortunes, yet, as he is a very
shrewd man (though a notary), it might perhaps be very difficult to do it a second time, and here's the rub:
When a piece of landed property is bought at a forced sale, if those who have lent money on that property see
that is likely to be sold so low as not to cover the sum loaned upon it, they have the right, until the expiration
of a certain time, to bid it in; that is, to offer more and keep the property in their own hands. If this trickster
can't be hoodwinked as to the sale being a bona fide one until the time when his right to buy it expires, some
other scheme must be resorted to. Now, is this business strictly legal? Am I justified in doing it for the benefit
of a family I seek to enter? That is the question I have been revolving in my mind for the last three days."
Brigitte, we must acknowledge, hesitated, and Theodose then brought forward his last card:
"Take the night to think of it," he said, "tomorrow we will talk it over."
"My young friend," said Brigitte, looking at the lawyer with an almost loving air, "the first thing to be done is
to see the house. Where is it?"
"Near the Madeleine. That will be the heart of Paris in ten years. All that property has been desirable since
1819; the banker Du Tillet's fortune was derived from property about there. The famous failure of Maitre
Roquin, which carried terror to all Paris, and did such harm to the confidence given to the notariat, was also
caused by it; they went into heavy speculations on that land too soon; they should have waited until now."
"I remember about that," said Brigitte.
"The house might be finished by the end of the year," continued Theodose, "and the rentals could begin next
spring."
"Could we go there tomorrow?"
"Dear aunt, I am at your orders."
"Ah ca!" she cried, "don't call me that before people. As to this affair," she continued, "I can't have any
opinion until I have seen the house."
"It has six storeys; nine windows on the front; a fine courtyard, four shops, and it stands on a corner. Ah! that
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notary knows what he is about in wishing to hold on to such pieces of property! But let political events
interfere, and down go the Funds! If I were you, I should sell out all that you and Madame Thuillier have on
the Grand Livre and buy this fine piece of real estate for Thuillier, and I'd recover the fortune of that poor,
pious creature by savings from its proceeds. Can the Funds go higher than they are today? One hundred and
twentytwo! it is fabulous; I should make haste to sell."
Brigitte licked her lips; she perceived the means of keeping her own property intact, and of enriching her
brother by this use of Madame Thuillier's fortune.
"My brother is right," she said to Theodose; "you certainly are a rare man; you'll get on in the world."
"And he'll walk before me," responded Theodose with a naivete that touched the old maid.
"You will live in the family," she said.
"There may be obstacles to that," he remarked. "Madame Thuillier is very queer at times; she doesn't like
me."
"Ha! I'll settle that," cried Brigitte. "Do you attend to that affair and carry it through if it is feasible, and leave
your interests in my hands."
"Thuillier, member of the municipal council, owner of an estate with a rental of forty thousand francs a year,
with the cross of the Legion of honor and the author of a political work, grave, serious, important, will be
deputy at the forthcoming general election. But, between ourselves, little aunt, one couldn't devote one's self
so utterly except for a fatherinlaw."
"You are right."
"Though I have no fortune I shall have doubled yours; and if this affair goes through discreetly, others will
turn up."
"Until I have seen the house," said Mademoiselle Thuillier again, "I can decide on nothing."
"Well then, send for a carriage tomorrow and let us go there. I will get a ticket early in the morning to view
the premises."
"Tomorrow, then, about midday," responded Brigitte, holding out her hand to Theodose that he might
shake it, but instead of that he laid upon it the most respectful and the most tender kiss that Brigitte had ever
in her life received.
"Adieu, my child," she said, as he reached the door.
She rang the bell hurriedly and when the servant came:
"Josephine," she cried, "go at once to Madame Colleville, and ask her to come over and speak to me."
Fifteen minutes later Flavie entered the salon, where Brigitte was walking up and down, in a state of extreme
agitation.
"My dear," she cried on seeing Flavie, "you can do me a great service, which concerns our dear Celeste. You
know Tullia, don't you?a danseuse at the opera; my brother was always dinning her into my ears at one
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time."
"Yes, I know her; but she is no longer a danseuse; she is Madame la Comtesse du Bruel. Her husband is peer
of France!"
"Does she still like you?"
"We never see each other now."
"Well, I know that Chaffaroux, the rich contractor, is her uncle," said Brigitte. "He is old and wealthy. Go and
see your former friend, and get her to give you a line of introduction to him, saying he would do her an
eminent favor if he would give a piece of friendly advice to the bearer of the note, and then you and I will
take it to him tomorrow about one o'clock. But tell Tullia she must request her uncle to keep secret about it.
Go, my dear. Celeste, our dear child, will be a millionaire! I can't say more; but she'll have, from me, a
husband who will put her on a pinnacle."
"Do you want me to tell you the first letters of his name?"
"Yes."
"T. P.,Theodose de la Peyrade. You are right. That's a man who may, if supported by a woman like you,
become a minister."
"It is God himself who has placed him in our house!" cried the old maid.
At this moment Monsieur and Madame Thuillier returned home.
Five days later, in the month of April, the ordinance which convoked the electors to appoint a member of the
municipal council on the 20th of the same month was inserted in the "Moniteur," and placarded about Paris.
For several weeks the ministry, called that of March 1st, had been in power. Brigitte was in a charming
humor. She had been convinced of the truth of all la Peyrade's assertions. The house, visited from garret to
cellar by old Chaffaroux, was admitted by him to be an admirable construction; poor Grindot, the architect,
who was interested with the notary and Claparon in the affair, thought the old man was employed in the
interests of the contractor; the old fellow himself thought he was acting in the interests of his niece, and he
gave it as his opinion that thirty thousand francs would finish the house. Thus, in the course of one week la
Peyrade became Brigitte's god; and she proved to him by the most naively nefarious arguments that fortune
should be seized when it offered itself.
"Well, if there IS any sin in the business," she said to him in the middle of the garden, "you can confess it."
"The devil!" cried Thuillier, "a man owes himself to his relatives, and you are one of us now."
"Then I decide to do it," replied la Peyrade, in a voice of emotion; "but on conditions that I must now
distinctly state. I will not, in marrying Celeste, be accused of greed and mercenary motives. If you lay
remorse upon me, at least you must consent that I shall remain as I am for the present. Do not settle upon
Celeste, my old Thuillier, the future possession of the property I am about to obtain for you"
"You are right."
"Don't rob yourself; and let my dear little aunt here act in the same way in relation to the marriage contract.
Put the remainder of the capital in Madame Thuillier's name, on the Grand Livre, and she can do what she
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likes with it. We shall all live together as one family, and I'll undertake to make my own fortune, now that I
am free from anxiety about the future."
"That suits me," said Thuillier; "that's the talk of an honest man."
"Let me kiss you on the forehead, my son," said the old maid; "but, inasmuch as Celeste cannot be allowed to
go without a 'dot,' we shall give her sixty thousand francs."
"For her dress," said la Peyrade.
"We are all three persons of honor," cried Thuillier. "It is now settled, isn't it? You are to manage the
purchase of the house; we are to write together, you and I, my political work; and you'll bestir yourself to get
me the decoration?"
"You will have that as soon as you are made a municipal councillor on the 1st of May. Only, my good friend,
I must beg you, and you, too, dear aunt, to keep the most profound secrecy about me in this affair; and do not
listen to the calumnies which all the men I am about to trick will spread about me. I shall become, you'll see,
a vagabond, a swindler, a dangerous man, a Jesuit, an ambitious fortunehunter. Can you hear those
accusations against me with composure?"
"Fear nothing," replied Brigitte.
CHAPTER XI. THE REIGN OF THEODOSE
From that day forth Thuillier became a dear, good friend. "My dear, good friend," was the name given to him
by Theodose, with voice inflections of varieties of tenderness which astonished Flavie. But "little aunt," a
name that flattered Brigitte deeply, was only given in family secrecy, and occasionally before Flavie. The
activity of Theodose and Dutocq, Cerizet, Barbet, Metivier, Minard, Phellion, Colleville, and others of the
Thuillier circle was extreme. Great and small, they all put their hands to the work. Cadenet procured thirty
votes in his section. On the 30th of April Thuillier was proclaimed member of the Councilgeneral of the
department of the Seine by an imposing majority; in fact, he only needed sixty more votes to make his
election unanimous. May 1st Thuillier joined the municipal body and went to the Tuileries to congratulate the
King on his feteday, and returned home radiant. He had gone where Minard went!
Ten days later a yellow poster announced the sale of the house, after due publication; the price named being
seventyfive thousand francs; the final purchase to take place about the last of July. On this point Cerizet and
Claparon had an agreement by which Cerizet pledged the sum of fifteen thousand francs (in words only, be it
understood) to Claparon in case the latter could deceive the notary and keep him quiet until the time expired
during which he might withdraw the property by bidding it in. Mademoiselle Thuillier, notified by Theodose,
agreed entirely to this secret clause, understanding perfectly the necessity of paying the culprits guilty of the
treachery. The money was to pass through la Peyrade's hands. Claparon met his accomplice, the notary, on
the Place de l'Observatoire by midnight. This young man, the successor of Leopold Hannequin, was one of
those who run after fortune instead of following it leisurely. He now saw another future before him, and he
managed his present affairs in order to be free to take hold of it. In this midnight interview, he offered
Claparon ten thousand francs to secure himself in this dirty business,a sum which was only to be paid on
receipt, through Claparon, of a counterdeed from the nominal purchaser of the property. The notary was
aware that that sum was allimportant to Claparon to extricate him from present difficulties, and he felt
secure of him.
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"Who but you, in all Paris, would give me such a fee for such an affair?" Claparon said to him, with a false
show of naivete. "You can sleep in peace; my ostensible purchaser is one of those men of honor who are too
stupid to have ideas of your kind; he is a retired government employee; give him the money to make the
purchase and he'll sign the counterdeed at once."
When the notary had made Claparon clearly understand that he could not get more than the ten thousand
francs from him, Cerizet offered the latter twelve thousand down, and asked Theodose for fifteen thousand,
intending to keep the balance for himself. All these scenes between the four men were seasoned with the
finest speeches about feelings, integrity, and the honor that men owed to one another in doing business.
While these submarine performances were going on, apparently in the interests of Thuillier, to whom
Theodose related them with the deepest manifestations of disgust at being implicated therein, the pair were
meditating the great political work which "my dear good friend" was to publish. Thus the new municipal
councillor naturally acquired a conviction that he could never do or be anything without the help of this man
of genius; whose mind so amazed him, and whose ability was now so important to him, that every day he
became more and more convinced of the necessity of marrying him to Celeste, and of taking the young
couple to live with him. In fact, after May the 1st, Theodose had already dined four times a week with "my
dear, good friend."
This was the period when Theodose reigned without a dissenting voice in the bosom of that household, and
all the friends of the family approved of himfor the following reason: The Phellions, hearing his praises
sung by Brigitte and Thuillier, feared to displease the two powers and chorussed their words, even when such
perpetual laudation seemed to them exaggerated. The same may be said of the Minards. Moreover la
Peyrade's behavior, as "friend of the family" was perfect. He disarmed distrust by the manner in which he
effaced himself; he was there like a new piece of furniture; and he contrived to make both the Phellions and
Minards believe that Brigitte and Thuillier had weighed him, and found him too light in the scales to be
anything more in the family than a young man whose services were useful to them.
"He may think," said Thuillier one day to Minard, "that my sister will put him in her will; he doesn't know
her."
This speech, inspired by Theodose himself, calmed the uneasiness of Minard "pere."
"He is devoted to us," said Brigitte to Madame Phellion; "but he certainly owes us a great deal of gratitude.
We have given him his lodging rentfree, and he dines with us almost every day."
This speech of the old maid, also instigated by Theodose, went from ear to ear among the families who
frequented the Thuillier salon, and dissipated all fears. The young man called attention to the remarks of
Thuillier and his sister with the servility of a parasite; when he played whist he justified the blunders of his
dear, good friend, and he kept upon his countenance a smile, fixed and benign, like that of Madame Thuillier,
ready to bestow upon all the bourgeois sillinesses of the brother and sister.
He obtained, what he wanted above all, the contempt of his true antagonists; and he used it as a cloak to hide
his real power. For four consecutive months his face wore a torpid expression, like that of a snake as it gulps
and digests its prey. But at times he would rush into the garden with Colleville or Flavie, to laugh and lay off
his mask, and rest himself; or get fresh strength by giving way before his future motherinlaw to fits of
nervous passion which either terrified or deeply touched her.
"Don't you pity me?" he cried to her the evening before the preparatory sale of the house, when Thuillier was
to make the purchase at seventyfive thousand francs. "Think of a man like me, forced to creep like a cat, to
choke down every pointed word, to swallow my own gall, and submit to your rebuffs!"
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"My friend! my child!" Flavie replied, undecided in mind how to take him.
These words are a thermometer which will show the temperature at which this clever manipulator maintained
his intrigue with Flavie. He kept her floating between her heart and her moral sense, between religious
sentiments and this mysterious passion.
During this time Felix Phellion was giving, with a devotion and constancy worthy of all praise, regular
lessons to young Colleville. He spent much of his time upon these lessons, feeling that he was thus working
for his future family. To acknowledge this service, he was invited, by advice of Theodose to Flavie, to dine at
the Collevilles' every Thursday, where la Peyrade always met him. Flavie was usually making either a purse
or slippers or a cigarcase for the happy young man, who would say, deprecatingly:
"I am only too well rewarded, madame, by the happiness I feel in being useful to you."
"We are not rich, monsieur," replied Colleville, "but, God bless me! we are not ungrateful."
Old Phellion would rub his hands as he listened to his son's account of these evenings, beholding his dear and
noble Felix already wedded to Celeste.
But Celeste, the more she loved Felix, the more grave and serious she became with him; partly because her
mother sharply lectured her, saying to her one evening:
"Don't give any hope whatever to that young Phellion. Neither your father nor I can arrange your marriage.
You have expectations to be consulted. It is much less important to please a professor without a penny than to
make sure of the affection and goodwill of Mademoiselle Brigitte and your godfather. If you don't want to
kill your mother yes, my dear, kill heryou must obey me in this affair blindly; and remember that what
we want to secure, above all, is your good."
As the date of the final sale was set for the last of July, Theodose advised Brigitte by the end of June to
arrange her affairs in time to be ready for the payment. Accordingly, she now sold out her own and her
sisterinlaw's property in the Funds. The catastrophe of the treaty of the four powers, an insult to France, is
now an established historical fact; but it is necessary to remind the reader that from July to the last of August
the French funds, alarmed by the prospect of war, a fear which Monsieur Thiers did much to promote, fell
twenty francs, and the Threepercents went down to sixty. That was not all: this financial fiasco had a most
unfortunate influence on the value of real estate in Paris; and all those who had such property then for sale
suffered loss. These events made Theodose a prophet in the eyes of Brigitte and Thuillier, to whom the house
was now about to be definitely sold for seventyfive thousand francs. The notary, involved in the political
disaster, and whose practice was already sold, concealed himself for a time in the country; but he took with
him the ten thousand francs for Claparon. Advised by Theodose, Thuillier made a contract with Grindot, who
supposed he was really working for the notary in finishing the house; and as, during this period of financial
depression, suspended work left many workmen with their arms folded, the architect was able to finish off the
building in a splendid manner at a low cost. Theodose insisted that the agreement should be in writing.
This purchase increased Thuillier's importance tenfold. As for the notary, he had temporarily lost his head in
presence of political events which came upon him like a waterspout out of cloudless skies. Theodose, certain
now of his supremacy, holding Thuillier fast by his past services and by the literary work in which they were
both engaged, admired by Brigitte for his modesty and discretion,for never had he made the slightest
allusion to his own poverty or uttered one word about money,Theodose began to assume an air that was
rather less servile than it had been. Brigitte and Thuillier said to him one day:
"Nothing can deprive you of our esteem; you are here in this house as if in your own home; the opinion of
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Minard and Phellion, which you seem to fear, has no more value for us than a stanza of Victor Hugo.
Therefore, let them talk! Carry your head high!"
"But we shall still need them for Thuillier's election to the Chamber," said Theodose. "Follow my advice; you
have found it good so far, haven't you? When the house is actually yours, you will have got it for almost
nothing; for you can now buy into the Threepercents at sixty in Madame Thuillier's name, and thus replace
nearly the whole of her fortune. Wait only for the expiration of the time allowed to the nominal creditor to
buy it in, and have the fifteen thousand francs ready for our scoundrels."
Brigitte did not wait; she took her whole capital with the exception of a sum of one hundred and twenty
thousand francs, and bought into the Threepercents in Madame Thuillier's name to the amount of twelve
thousand francs a year, and in her own for ten thousand a year, resolving in her own mind to choose no other
kind of investment in future. She saw her brother secure of forty thousand francs a year besides his pension,
twelve thousand a year for Madame Thuillier and eighteen thousand a year for herself, besides the house they
lived in, the rental of which she valued at eight thousand.
"We are worth quite as much as the Minards," she remarked.
"Don't chant victory before you win it," said Theodose. "The right of redemption doesn't expire for another
week. I have attended to your affairs, but mine have gone terribly to pieces."
"My dear child, you have friends," cried Brigitte; "if you should happen to want five hundred francs or so,
you will always find them here."
Theodose exchanged a smile with Thuillier, who hastened to carry him off, saying:
"Excuse my poor sister; she sees the world through a small hole. But if you should want twentyfive
thousand francs I'll lend them to you out of my first rents," he added.
"Thuillier," exclaimed Theodose, "the rope is round my neck. Ever since I have been a barrister I have had
notes of hand running. But say nothing about it," added Theodose, frightened himself at having let out the
secret of his situation. "I'm in the claws of scoundrels, but I hope to crush them yet."
In telling this secret Theodose, though alarmed as he did so, had a twofold purpose: first, to test Thuillier;
and next, to avert the consequences of a fatal blow which might be dealt to him any day in a secret and
sinister struggle he had long foreseen. Two words will explain his horrible position.
CHAPTER XII. DEVILS AGAINST DEVILS
During the extreme poverty of la Peyrade's first years in Paris, none but Cerizet had ever gone to see him in
the wretched garret where, in severely cold weather, he stayed in bed for want of clothes. Only one shirt
remained to him. For three days he lived on one loaf of bread, cutting it into measured morsels, and asking
himself, "What am I to do?" At this moment it was that his former partner came to him, having just left
prison, pardoned. The projects which the two men then formed before a fire of laths, one wrapped in his
landlady's counterpane, the other in his infamy, it is useless to relate. The next day Cerizet, who had talked
with Dutocq in the course of the morning, returned, bringing trousers, waistcoat, coat, hat, and boots, bought
in the Temple, and he carried off Theodose to dine with himself and Dutocq. The hungry Provencal ate at
Pinson's, rue de l'Ancienne Comedie, half of a dinner costing fortyseven francs. At dessert, after Theodose
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had drunk freely, Cerizet said to him:
"Will you sign me bills of exchange for fifty thousand francs in your capacity as a barrister?"
"You couldn't get five thousand on them."
"That's not your affair, but ours; I mean monsieur's here, who is giving us this dinner, and mine, in a matter
where you risk nothing, but in which you'll get your title as barrister, a fine practice, and the hand in marriage
of a girl about the age of an old dog, and rich by twenty or thirty thousand francs a year. Neither Dutocq nor I
can marry her; but we'll equip you, give you the look of a decent man, feed and lodge you, and set you up
generally. Consequently, we want security. I don't say that on my own account, for I know you, but for
monsieur here, whose proxy I am. We'll equip you as a pirate, hey! to do the whiteslave trade! If we can't
capture that 'dot,' we'll try other plans. Between ourselves, none of us need be particular what we
touchthat's plain enough. We'll give you careful instructions; for the matter is certain to take time, and
there'll probably be some bother about it. Here, see, I have brought stamped paper."
"Waiter, pens and ink!" cried Theodose.
"Ha! I like fellows of that kind!" exclaimed Dutocq.
"Sign: 'Theodose de la Peyrade,' and after your name put 'Barrister, rue SaintDominique d'Enfer,' under the
words 'Accepted for ten thousand.' We'll date the notes and sue you,all secretly, of course, but in order to
have a hold upon you; the owners of a privateer ought to have security when the brig and the captain are at
sea."
The day after this interview the bailiff of the justiceofpeace did Cerizet the service of suing la Peyrade
secretly. He went to see the barrister that evening, and the whole affair was done without any publicity. The
Court of commerce has a hundred such cases in the course of one term. The strict regulations of the council
of barristers of the bar of Paris are well known. This body, and also the council of attorneys, exercise severe
discipline over their members. A barrister liable to go to Clichy would be disbarred. Consequently, Cerizet,
under Dutocq's advice, had taken against their puppet measures which were certain to secure to each of them
twentyfive thousand francs out of Celeste's "dot." In signing the notes, Theodose saw but one thing,his
means of living secured; but as time had gone on, and the horizon grew clearer, and he mounted, step by step,
to a better position on the social ladder, he began to dream of getting rid of his associates. And now, on
obtaining twentyfive thousand francs from Thuillier, he hoped to treat on the basis of fifty per cent for the
return of his fatal notes by Cerizet.
Unfortunately, this sort of infamous speculation is not an exceptional fact; it takes place in Paris under
various forms too little disguised for the historian of manners and morals to pass them over unnoticed in a
complete and accurate picture of society in the nineteenth century. Dutocq, an arrant scoundrel, still owed
fifteen thousand francs on his practice, and lived in hopes of something turning up to keep his head, as the
saying is, above water until the close of 1840. Up to the present time none of the three confederates had
flinched or groaned. Each felt his strength and knew his danger. Equals they were in distrust, in watchfulness;
equals, too, in apparent confidence; and equally stolid in silence and look when mutual suspicions rose to the
surface of face or speech. For the last two months the position of Theodose was acquiring the strength of a
detached fort. But Cerizet and Dutocq held it undermined by a mass of powder, with the match ever lighted;
but the wind might extinguish the match or the devil might flood the mine.
The moment when wild beasts seize their food is always the most critical, and that moment had now arrived
for these three hungry tigers. Cerizet would sometimes say to Theodose, with that revolutionary glance which
twice in this century sovereigns have had to meet:
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"I have made you king, and here am I still nothing! for it is nothing not to be all."
A reaction of envy was rushing its avalanche through Cerizet. Dutocq was at the mercy of his copying clerk.
Theodose would gladly have burned his copartners could he have burned their papers in the same
conflagration. All three studied each other too carefully, in order to conceal their own thoughts, not to be in
turn divined. Theodose lived a life of three hells as he thought of what lay below the cards, then of his own
game, and then of his future. His speech to Thuillier was a cry of despair; he threw his lead into the waters of
the old bourgeois and found there nothing more than twentyfive thousand francs.
"And," he said to himself as he went to his own room, "possibly nothing at all a month hence."
He new felt the deepest hatred to the Thuilliers. But Thuillier himself he held by a harpoon stuck into the
depths of the man's vanity; namely, by the projected work, entitled "Taxation and the Sinking Fund," for
which he intended to rearrange the ideas of the SaintSimonian "Globe," giving them a systematic form, and
coloring them with his fervid Southern diction. Thuillier's bureaucratic knowledge of the subject would be of
use to him here. Theodose therefore clung to this rope, resolving to do battle, on so poor a base of operations,
with the vanity of a fool, which, according to individual character, is either granite or sand. On reflection,
Theodose was inclined to be content with the prospect.
On the evening before the right of redemption expired, Claparon and Cerizet proceeded to manipulate the
notary in the following manner. Cerizet, to whom Claparon had revealed the password and the notary's
retreat, went out to this hidingplace to say to the latter:
"One of my friends, Claparon, whom you know, has asked me to come and see you; he will expect you
tomorrow, in the evening, you know where. He has the paper you expect from him, which he will exchange
with you for the ten thousand agreed upon; but I must be present, for five thousand of that sum belong to me;
and I warn you, my dear monsieur, that the name in the counterdeed is in blank."
"I shall be there," replied the exnotary.
The poor devil waited the whole night in agonies of mind that can well be imagined, for safety or inevitable
ruin were in the balance. At sunrise he saw approaching him, instead of Claparon, a bailiff of the Court of
commerce, who produced a judgment against him in regular form, and informed him that he must go with
him to Clichy.
Cerizet had made an arrangement with one of the creditors of the luckless notary, pledging himself to deliver
up the debtor on payment to himself of half the debt. Out of the ten thousand francs promised to Claparon,
the victim of this trap was obliged, in order to obtain his liberty, to pay six thousand down, the amount of his
debt.
On receiving his share of this extortion Cerizet said to himself: "There's three thousand to make Cerizet clear
out."
Cerizet then returned to the notary and said: "Claparon is a scoundrel, monsieur; he has received fifteen
thousand francs from the proposed purchaser of your house, who will now, of course, become the owner.
Threaten to reveal his hidingplace to his creditors, and to have him sued for fraudulent bankruptcy, and he'll
give you half."
In his wrath the notary wrote a fulminating letter to Claparon. Claparon, alarmed, feared an arrest, and
Cerizet offered to get him a passport.
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"You have played me many a trick, Claparon," he said, "but listen to me now, and you can judge of my
kindness. I possess, as my whole means, three thousand francs; I'll give them to you; start for America, and
make your fortune there, as I'm trying to make mine here."
That evening Claparon, carefully disguised by Cerizet, left for Havre by the diligence. Cerizet remained
master of the fifteen thousand francs to be paid to Claparon, and he awaited Theodose with the payment
thereof tranquilly.
"The limit for biddingin is passed," thought Theodose, as he went to find Dutocq and ask him to bring
Cerizet to his office. "Suppose I were now to make an effort to get rid of my leech?"
"You can't settle this affair anywhere but at Cerizet's, because Claparon must be present, and he is hiding
there," said Dutocq.
Accordingly, Theodose went, between seven and eight o'clock, to the den of the "banker of the poor," whom
Dutocq had notified of his coming. Cerizet received him in the horrible kitchen where miseries and sorrows
were chopped and cooked, as we have seen already. The pair then walked up and down, precisely like two
animals in a cage, while mutually playing the following scene:
"Have you brought the fifteen thousand francs?"
"No, but I have them at home."
"Why not have them in your pocket?" asked Cerizet, sharply.
"I'll tell you," replied Theodose, who, as he walked from the rue SaintDominique to the Estrapade, had
decided on his course of action.
The Provencal, writhing upon the gridiron on which his partners held him, became suddenly possessed with a
good idea, which flashed from the body of the live coal under him. Peril has gleams of light. He resolved to
rely on the power of frankness, which affects all men, even swindlers. Every one is grateful to an adversary
who bares himself to the waist in a duel.
"Well!" said Cerizet, "now the humbug begins."
The words seemed to come wholly through the hole in his nose with horrible intonations.
"You have put me in a magnificent position, and I shall never forget the service you have done me, my
friend," began Theodose, with emotion.
"Oh, that's how you take it, is it?" said Cerizet.
"Listen to me; you don't understand my intentions."
"Yes, I do!" replied the lender by "the little week."
"No, you don't."
"You intend not to give up those fifteen thousand francs."
Theodose shrugged his shoulders and looked fixedly at Cerizet, who, struck by the two motions, kept silence.
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"Would you live in my position, knowing yourself within range of a cannon loaded with grapeshot, without
feeling a strong desire to get out of it? Now listen to me carefully. You are doing a dangerous business, and
you would be glad enough to have some solid protection in the very heart of the magistracy of Paris. If I can
continue my present course, I shall be substitute attorneygeneral, possibly attorneygeneral, in three years. I
offer you today the offices of a devoted friendship, which will serve you hereafter most assuredly, if only to
replace you in a honorable position. Here are my conditions"
"Conditions!" exclaimed Cerizet.
"In ten minutes I will bring you twentyfive thousand francs if you return to me all the notes which you have
against me."
"But Dutocq? and Claparon?" said Cerizet.
"Leave them in the lurch!" replied Theodose, with his lips at Cerizet's ear.
"That's a pretty thing to say!" cried Cerizet. "And so you have invented this little game of hocuspocus
because you hold in your fingers fifteen thousand francs that don't belong to you!"
"But I've added ten thousand francs to them. Besides, you and I know each other."
"If you are able to get ten thousand francs out of your bourgeois you can surely get fifteen," said Cerizet. "For
thirty thousand I'm your man. Frankness for frankness, you know."
"You ask the impossible," replied Theodose. "At this very moment, if you had to do with Claparon instead of
with me, your fifteen thousand would be lost, for Thuillier is today the owner of that house."
"I'll speak to Claparon," said Cerizet, pretending to go and consult him, and mounting the stairs to the
bedroom, from which Claparon had only just departed on his road to Havre.
The two adversaries had been speaking, we should here remark, in a manner not to be overheard; and every
time that Theodose raised his voice Cerizet would make a gesture, intimating that Claparon, from above,
might be listening. The five minutes during which Theodose heard what seemed to be the murmuring of two
voices were torture to him, for he had staked his very life upon the issue. Cerizet at last came down, with a
smile upon his lips, his eyes sparkling with infernal mischief, his whole frame quivering in his joy, a Lucifer
of gaiety!
"I know nothing, so it seems!" he cried, shaking his shoulders, "but Claparon knows a great deal; he has
worked with the bigwig bankers, and when I told what you wanted he began to laugh, and said, 'I thought as
much!' You will have to bring me the twentyfive thousand you offer me tomorrow morning, my lad; and
as much more before you can recover your notes."
"Why?" asked Theodose, feeling his spinal column liquidizing as if the discharge of some inward electric
fluid had melted it.
"The house is ours."
"How?"
"Claparon has bit it in under the name of one of his creditors, a little toad named Sauvaignou. Desroches, the
lawyer, has taken the case, and you'll get a notice tomorrow. This affair will oblige Claparon, Dutocq, and
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me to raise funds. What would become of me without Claparon! So I forgive himyes, I forgave him, and
though you may not believe it, my dear friend, I actually kissed him! Change your terms."
The last three words were horrible to hear, especially when illustrated by the face of the speaker, who amused
himself by playing a scene from the "Legataire," all the while studying attentively the Provencal's character.
"Oh, Cerizet!" cried Theodose; "I, who wished to do you so much good!"
"Don't you see, my dear fellow," returned Cerizet, "that between you and me there ought to be THIS," and
he struck his heart,"of which you have none. As soon as you thought you had a lever on us, you have tried
to knock us over. I saved you from the horrors of starvation and vermin! You'll die like the idiot you are. We
put you on the highroad to fortune; we gave you a fine social skin and a position in which you could grasp
the futureand look what you do! NOW I know you! and from this time forth, we shall go armed."
"Then it is war between us!" exclaimed Theodose.
"You fired first," returned Cerizet.
"If you pull me down, farewell to your hopes and plans; if you don't pull me down, you have in me an
enemy."
"That's just what I said yesterday to Dutocq; but, how can we help it? We are forced to choose between two
alternativeswe must go according to circumstances. I'm a goodnatured fellow myself," he added, after a
pause; "bring me your twentyfive thousand francs tomorrow morning and Thuillier shall keep the house.
We'll continue to help you at both ends, but you'll have to pay up, my boy. After what has just happened
that's pretty kind, isn't it?"
And Cerizet patted Theodose on the shoulder, with a cynicism that seemed to brand him more than the iron of
the galleys.
"Well, give me till tomorrow at midday," replied the Provencal, "for there'll be, as you said, some
manipulation to do."
"I'll try to keep Claparon quiet; he's in such a hurry, that man!"
"Tomorrow then," said Theodose, in the tone of a man who decides his course.
"Goodnight, friend," said Cerizet, in his nasal tone, which degraded the finest word in the language.
"There's one who has got a mouthful to suck!" thought Cerizet, as he watched Theodose going down the
street with the step of a dazed man.
When la Peyrade reached the rue des Postes he went with rapid strides to Madame Colleville's house, exciting
himself as he walked along, and talking aloud. The fire of his roused passions and the sort of inward
conflagration of which many Parisians are conscious (for such situations abound in Paris) brought him finally
to a pitch of frenzy and eloquence which found expression, as he turned into the rue des DeuxEglises, in the
words:
"I will kill him!"
"There's a fellow who is not content!" said a passing workman, and the jesting words calmed the
incandescent madness to which Theodose was a prey.
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As he left Cerizet's the idea came to him to go to Flavie and tell her all. Southern natures are born
thusstrong until certain passions arise, and then collapsed. He entered Flavie's room; she was alone, and
when she saw Theodose she fancied her last hour had come.
"What is the matter?" she cried.
"II" he said. "Do you love me, Flavie?"
"Oh! how can you doubt it?"
"Do you love me absolutely?if I were criminal, even?"
"Has he murdered some one?" she thought, replying to his question by a nod.
Theodose, thankful to seize even this branch of willow, drew a chair beside Flavie's sofa, and there gave way
to sobs that might have touched the oldest judge, while torrents of tears began to flow from his eyes.
Flavie rose and left the room to say to her maid: "I am not at home to any one." Then she closed all doors and
returned to Theodose, moved to the utmost pitch of maternal solicitude. She found him stretched out, his head
thrown back, and weeping. He had taken out his handkerchief, and when Flavie tried to move it from his face
it was heavy with tears.
"But what is the matter?" she asked; "what ails you?"
Nature, more impressive than art, served Theodose well; no longer was he playing a part; he was himself; this
nervous crisis and these tears were the winding up of his preceding scenes of acted comedy.
"You are a child," she said, in a gentle voice, stroking his hair softly.
"I have but you, you only, in all the world!" he replied, kissing her hands with a sort of passion; "and if you
are true to me, if you are mine, as the body belongs to the soul and the soul to the body, then" he added,
recovering himself with infinite grace, "THEN I can have courage."
He rose, and walked about the room.
"Yes, I will struggle; I will recover my strength, like Antaeus, from a fall; I will strangle with my own hands
the serpents that entwine me, that kiss with serpent kisses, that slaver my cheeks, that suck my blood, my
honor! Oh, misery! oh, poverty! Oh, how great are they who can stand erect and carry high their heads! I had
better have let myself die of hunger, there, on my wretched pallet, three and a half years ago! A coffin is a
softer bed to lie in than the life I lead! It is eighteen months that I have FED ON BOURGEOIS! and now, at
the moment of attaining an honest, fortunate life, a magnificent future, at the moment when I was about to sit
down to the social banquet, the executioner strikes me on the shoulder! Yes, the monster! he struck me there,
on my shoulder, and said to me: 'Pay thy dues to the devil, or die!' And shall I not crush them? Shall I not
force my arm down their throats to their very entrails? Yes, yes, I will, I will! See, Flavie, my eyes are dry
now. Ha, ha! now I laugh; I feel my strength come back to me; power is mine! Oh! say that you love me; say
it again! At this moment it sounds like the word 'Pardon' to the man condemned to death!"
"You are terrible, my friend!" cried Flavie. "Oh! you are killing me."
She understood nothing of all this, but she fell upon the sofa, exhausted by the spectacle. Theodose flung
himself at her feet.
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"Forgive me! forgive me!" he said.
"But what is the matter? what is it?" she asked again.
"They are trying to destroy me. Oh! promise to give me Celeste, and you shall see what a glorious life I will
make you share. If you hesitatevery good; that is saying you will be wholly mine, and I will have you!"
He made so rapid a movement that Flavie, terrified, rose and moved away.
"Oh! my saint!" he cried, "at thy feet I falla miracle! God is for me, surely! A flash of light has come to
mean ideasuddenly! Oh, thanks, my good angel, my grand SaintTheodose! thou hast saved me!"
Flavie could not help admiring that chameleon being; one knee on the floor, his hands crossed on his breast,
and his eyes raised to heaven in religious ecstasy, he recited a prayer; he was a fervent Catholic; he reverently
crossed himself. It was fine; like the vision of Saint Jerome.
"Adieu!" he said, with a melancholy look and a moving tone of voice.
"Oh!" cried Flavie, "leave me this handkerchief."
Theodose rushed away like one possessed, sprang into the street, and darted towards the Thuilliers', but
turned, saw Flavie at her window, and made her a little sign of triumph.
"What a man!" she thought to herself.
"Dear, good friend," he said to Thuillier, in a calm and gentle, almost caressing voice, "we have fallen into
the hands of atrocious scoundrels. But I mean to read them a lesson."
"What has happened?" asked Brigitte.
"They want twentyfive thousand francs, and, in order to get the better of us, the notary, or his accomplices,
have determined to bid in the property. Thuillier, put five thousand francs in your pocket and come with me; I
will secure that house to you. I am making myself implacable enemies!" he cried; "they are seeking to destroy
me morally. But all I ask is that you will disregard their infamous calumnies and feel no change of heart to
me. After all, what is it? If I succeed, you will only have paid one hundred and twentyfive thousand francs
for the house instead of one hundred and twenty."
"Provided the same thing doesn't happen again," said Brigitte, uneasily, her eyes dilating under the effect of a
violent suspicion.
"Preferred creditors have alone the right to bid in property, and as, in this case, there is but one, and he has
used that right, we are safe. The amount of his claim is really only two thousand francs, but there are lawyers,
attorneys, and so forth, to pay in such matters, and we shall have to drop a note of a thousand francs to make
the creditor happy."
"Go, Thuillier," said Brigitte, "get your hat and gloves, and take the moneyfrom you know where."
"As I paid those fifteen thousand francs without success, I don't wish to have any more money pass through
my hands. Thuillier must pay it himself," said Theodose, when he found himself alone with Brigitte. "You
have, however, gained twenty thousand on the contract I enabled you to make with Grindot, who thought he
was serving the notary, and you own a piece of property which in five years will be worth nearly a million. It
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is what is called a 'boulevard corner.'"
Brigitte listened uneasily, precisely like a cat which hears a mouse within the wall. She looked Theodose
straight in the eye, and, in spite of the truth of his remarks, doubts possessed her.
"What troubles you, little aunt?"
"Oh! I shall be in mortal terror until that property is securely ours."
"You would be willing to give twenty thousand francs, wouldn't you," said Theodose, "to make sure that
Thuillier was what we call, in law, 'owner not dispossessable' of that property? Well, then, remember that I
have saved you twice that amount."
"Where are we going?" asked Thuillier, returning.
"To Maitre Godeschal! We must employ him as our attorney."
"But we refused him for Celeste."
"Well, that's one reason for going to him," replied Theodose. "I have taken his measure; he's a man of honor,
and he'll think it a fine thing to do you a service."
Godeschal, now Derville's successor, had formerly been, for more than two years, headclerk with
Desroches. Theodose, to whom that circumstance was known, seemed to hear the name flung into his ear in
the midst of his despair by an inward voice, and he foresaw a possibility of wrenching from the hands of
Claparon the weapon with which Cerizet had threatened him. He must, however, in the first instance, gain an
entrance to Desroches, and get some light on the actual situation of his enemies. Godeschal, by reason of the
intimacy still existing between the former clerk and his old master, could be his gobetween. When the
attorneys of Paris have ties like those which bound Godeschal and Desroches together, they live in true
fraternity, and the result is a facility in arranging any matters which are, as one may say, arrangeable. They
obtain from one another, on the ground of reciprocity, all possible concessions by the application of the
proverb, "Pass me the rhubarb, and I'll pass you the senna," which is put in practice in all professions,
between ministers, soldiers, judges, business men; wherever, in short, enmity has not raised barriers too
strong and high between the parties.
"I gain a pretty good fee out of this compromise," is a reason that needs no expression in words: it is visible
in the gesture, the tone, the glance; and as attorneys and solicitors meet constantly on this ground, the matter,
whatever it is, is arranged. The counterpoise of this fraternal system is found in what we may call
professional conscience. The public must believe the physician who says, giving medical testimony, "This
body contains arsenic"; nothing is supposed to exceed the integrity of the legislator, the independence of the
cabinet minister. In like manner, the attorney of Paris says to his brother lawyer, goodhumoredly, "You can't
obtain that; my client is furious," and the other answers, "Very good; I must do without it."
Now, la Peyrade, a shrewd man, had worn his legal gown about the Palais long enough to know how these
judicial morals might be made to serve his purpose.
"Sit in the carriage," he said to Thuillier, when they reached the rue Vivienne, where Godeschal was now
master of the practice he had formerly served as clerk. "You needn't show yourself until he undertakes the
affair."
It was eleven o'clock at night; la Peyrade was not mistaken in supposing that he should find a newly fledged
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master of a practice in his office at that hour.
"To what do I owe this visit, monsieur?" said Godeschal, coming forward to meet the barrister.
Foreigners, provincials, and persons in high society may not be aware that barristers are to attorneys what
generals are to marshals. There exists a line of demarcation, strictly maintained, between the order of
barristers and the guild of attorneys and solicitors in Paris. However venerable an attorney may be, however
capable and strong in his profession, he must go to the barrister. The attorney is the administrator, who maps
out the plan of the campaign, collects the munitions of war, and puts the force in motion; the barrister gives
battle. It is not known why the law gives a man two men to defend him any more than it is known why an
author is forced to have both printer and publisher. The rules of the bar forbid its members to do any act
belonging to the guild of attorneys. It is very rare that a barrister puts his foot in an attorney's office; the two
classes meet in the lawcourts. In society, there is no barrier between them, and some barristers, those in la
Peyrade's situation particularly, demean themselves by calling occasionally on attorneys, though even these
cases are rare, and are usually excused by some special urgency.
"I have come on important business," replied la Peyrade; "it concerns, especially, a question of delicacy
which you and I ought to solve together. Thuillier is below, in a carriage, and I have come up to see you, not
as a barrister, but as his friend. You are in a position to do him an immense service; and I have told him that
you have too noble a soul (as a worthy successor of our great Derville must have) not to put your utmost
capacity at his orders. Here's the affair."
After explaining, wholly to his own advantage, the swindling trick which must, he said, be met with caution
and ability, the barrister developed his plan of campaign.
"You ought, my dear maitre, to go this very evening to Desroches, explain the whole plot and persuade him
to send tomorrow for his client, this Sauvaignou. We'll confess the fellow between us, and if he wants a note
for a thousand francs over and above the amount of his claim, we'll let him have it; not counting the five
hundred for you and as much more for Desroches, provided Thuillier receives the relinquishment of his claim
by ten o'clock tomorrow morning. What does this Sauvaignou want? Nothing but money. Well, a haggler
like that won't resist the attraction of an extra thousand francs, especially if he is only the instrument of a
cupidity behind him. It is no matter to us how he fights it out with those who prompt him. Now, then, do you
think you can get the Thuillier family out of this?"
"I'll go and see Desroches at once," said Godeschal.
"Not before Thuillier gives you a power of attorney and five hundred francs. The money should be on the
table in a case like this."
After the interview with Thuillier was over, la Peyrade took Godeschal in the carriage to the rue du Bethizy,
where Desroches lived, explaining that it was on their way back to the rue SaintDominique d'Enfer. When
they stopped at Desroches's door la Peyrade made an appointment with Godeschal to meet him there the next
morning at seven o'clock.
La Peyrade's whole future and fortune lay in the outcome of this conference. It is therefore not astonishing
that he disregarded the customs of the bar and went to Desroches's office, to study Sauvaignou and take part
in the struggle, in spite of the danger he ran in thus placing himself visibly before the eyes of one of the most
dreaded attorneys in Paris.
As he entered the office and made his salutations, he took note of Sauvaignou. The man was, as the name had
already told him, from Marseilles,the foreman of a mastercarpenter, entrusted with the giving out of
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subcontracts. The profits of this work consisted of what he could make between the price he paid for the
work and that paid to him by the mastercarpenter; this agreement being exclusive of material, his contract
being only for labor. The mastercarpenter had failed. Sauvaignou had thereupon appealed to the court of
commerce for recognition as creditor with a lien on the property. He was a stocky little man, dressed in a gray
linen blouse, with a cap on his head, and was seated in an armchair. Three banknotes, of a thousand francs
each, lying visibly before him on Desroches's desk, informed la Peyrade that the negotiation had already
taken place, and that the lawyers were worsted. Godeschal's eyes told the rest, and the glance which
Desroches cast at the "poor man's advocate" was like the blow of a pickaxe into the earth of a grave.
Stimulated by his danger, the Provencal became magnificent. He coolly took up the banknotes and folded
them, as if to put them in his pocket, saying to Desroches:
"Thuillier has changed his mind."
"Very good; then we are all agreed," said the terrible attorney.
"Yes; your client must now hand over to us the fifty thousand francs we have spent on finishing the house,
according to the contract between Thuillier and Grindot. I did not tell you that yesterday," he added, turning
to Godeschal.
"Do you hear that?" said Desroches to Sauvaignou. "That's a case I shall not touch without proper
guarantees."
"But, messieurs," said Sauvaignou, "I can't negotiate this matter until I have seen the worthy man who paid
me five hundred francs on account for having signed him that bit of a proxy."
"Are you from Marseilles?" said la Peyrade, in patois.
"Oh! if he tackles him with patois the fellow is beaten," said Godeschal to Desroches in a low tone.
"Yes, monsieur," replied the Marseillais.
"Well, you poor devil," continued Theodose, "don't you see that they want to ruin you? Shall I tell you what
you ought to do? Pocket these three thousand francs, and when your worthy man comes after you, take your
rule and hit him a rap over the knuckles; tell him he's a rascal who wants you to do his dirty work, and instead
of that you revoke your proxy and will pay him his five hundred francs in the week with three Thursdays.
Then be off with you to Marseilles with these three thousand francs and your savings in your pocket. If
anything happens to you there, let me know through these gentlemen, and I'll get you out of the scrape; for,
don't you see? I'm not only a Provencal, but I'm also one of the leading lawyers in Paris, and the friend of the
poor."
When the workman found a compatriot sanctioning in a tone of authority the reasons by which he could
betray Cerizet, he capitulated, asking, however, for three thousand five hundred francs. That demand having
been granted he remarked:
"It is none too much for a rap over the knuckles; he might put me in prison for assault."
"Well, you needn't strike unless he insults you," replied la Peyrade, "and that's selfdefence."
When Desroches had assured him that la Peyrade was really a barrister in good standing, Sauvaignou signed
the relinquishment, which contained a receipt for the amount, principal and interest, of his claim, made in
duplicate between himself and Thuillier, and witnessed by the two attorneys; so that the paper was a final
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settlement of the whole matter.
"We'll leave the remaining fifteen hundred between you," whispered la Peyrade to Desroches and Godeschal,
"on condition that you give me the relinquishment, which I will have Thuillier accept and sign before his
notary, Cardot. Poor man! he never closed his eyes all night!"
"Very well," replied Desroches. "You may congratulate yourself," he added, making Sauvaignou sign the
paper, "that you've earned that money pretty easily."
"It is really mine, isn't it, monsieur?" said the Marseillais, already uneasy.
"Yes, and legally, too," replied Desroches, "only you must let your man know this morning that you have
revoked your proxy under date of yesterday. Go out through my clerk's office, here, this way."
Desroches told his headclerk what the man was to do, and he sent a pupilclerk with him to see that a
sheriff's officer carried the notice to Cerizet before ten o'clock.
"I thank you, Desroches," said la Peyrade, pressing the attorney's hand; "you think of everything; I shall never
forget this service."
"Don't deposit the deed with Cardot till after twelve o'clock," returned Desroches.
"Hay! comrade," cried the barrister, in Provencal, following Sauvaignou into the next room, "take your
Margot to walk about Belleville, and be sure you don't go home."
"I hear," said Sauvaignou. "I'm off tomorrow; adieu!"
"Adieu," returned la Peyrade, with a Provencal cry.
"There is something behind all this," said Desroches in an undertone to Godeschal, as la Peyrade followed
Sauvaignou into the clerk's office.
"The Thuilliers get a splendid piece of property for next to nothing," replied Godeschal; "that's all."
"La Peyrade and Cerizet look to me like two divers who are fighting under water," replied Desroches. "What
am I to say to Cerizet, who put the matter into my hands?" he added, as the barrister returned to them.
"Tell him that Sauvaignou forced your hand," replied la Peyrade.
"And you fear nothing?" said Desroches, in a sudden manner.
"I? oh no! I want to give Cerizet a lesson."
"Tomorrow, I shall know the truth," said Desroches, in a low tone, to Godeschal; "no one chatters like a
beaten man."
La Peyrade departed, carrying with him the deed of relinquishment. At eleven o'clock he was in the
courtroom of the justiceofpeace, perfectly calm, and firm. When he saw Cerizet come in, pale with rage,
his eyes full of venom, he said in his ear:
"My dear friend, I'm a pretty good fellow myself, and I hold that twentyfive thousand francs in good
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bankbills at your disposal, whenever you will return to me those notes of mine which you hold."
Cerizet looked at the advocate of the poor, without being able to say one word in reply; he was green; the bile
had struck in.
CHAPTER XIII. THE PERVERSITY OF DOVES
"I am a nondispossessable propertyowner!" cried Thuillier, coming home after visiting his notary. "No
human power can get that house away from me. Cardot says so."
The bourgeoisie think much more of what their notary tells them than of what their attorney says. The notary
is nearer to them than any other ministerial officer. The Parisian bourgeois never pays a visit to his attorney
without a sense of fear; whereas he mounts the stairs with everrenewed pleasure to see his notary; he
admires that official's virtue and his sound good sense.
"Cardot, who is looking for an apartment for one of his clients, wants to know about our second floor,"
continued Thuillier. "If I choose he'll introduce to me on Sunday a tenant who is ready to sign a lease for
eighteen years at forty thousand francs and taxes! What do you say to that, Brigitte?"
"Better wait," she replied. "Ah! that dear Theodose, what a fright he gave me!"
"Hey! my dearest girl, I must tell you that when Cardot asked who put me in the way of this affair he said I
owed him a present of at least ten thousand francs. The fact is, I owe it all to him."
"But he is the son of the house," responded Brigitte.
"Poor lad! I'll do him the justice to say that he asks for nothing."
"Well, dear, good friend," said la Peyrade, coming in about three o'clock, "here you are, richissime!"
"And through you, Theodose."
"And you, little aunt, have you come to life again? Ah! you were not half as frightened as I was. I put your
interests before my own; I haven't breathed freely till this morning at eleven o'clock; and yet I am sure now of
having two mortal enemies at my heels in the two men I have tricked for your sake. As I walked home, just
now, I asked myself what could be your influence over me to make me commit such a crime, and whether the
happiness of belonging to your family and becoming your son could ever efface the stain I have put upon my
conscience."
"Bah! you can confess it," said Thuillier, the freethinker.
"And now," said Theodose to Brigitte, "you can pay, in all security, the cost of the house,eighty thousand
francs, and thirty thousand to Grindot; in all, with what you have paid in costs, one hundred and twenty
thousand; and this last twenty thousand added make one hundred and forty thousand. If you let the house
outright to a single tenant ask him for the last year's rent in advance, and reserve for my wife and me the
whole of the first floor above the entresol. Make those conditions and you'll still get your forty thousand
francs a year. If you should want to leave this quarter so as to be nearer the Chamber, you can always take up
your abode with us on that vast first floor, which has stables and coachhouse belonging to it; in fact,
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everything that is needful for a splendid life. And now, Thuillier, I am going to get the cross of the Legion of
honor for you."
Hearing this last promise, Brigitte cried out in her enthusiasm:
"Faith! my dear boy, you've done our business so well that I'll leave you to manage that of letting the house."
"Don't abdicate, dear aunt," replied Theodose. "God keep me from ever taking a step without you! You are
the good genius of this family; I think only of the day when Thuillier will take his seat in the Chamber. If you
let the house you will come into possession of your forty thousand francs for the last year of the lease in two
months from now; and that will not prevent Thuillier from drawing his quarterly ten thousand of the rental."
After casting this hope into the mind of the old maid, who was jubilant, Theodose drew Thuillier into the
garden and said to him, without beating round the bush:
"Dear, good friend, find means to get ten thousand francs from your sister, and be sure not to let her suspect
that you pay them to me; tell her that sum is required in the government office to facilitate your appointment
as chevalier of the Legion of honor; tell her, too, that you know the persons among whom that sum should be
distributed."
"That's a good idea," said Thuillier; "besides, I'll pay it back to her when I get my rents."
"Have the money ready this evening, dear friend. Now I am going out on business about your cross;
tomorrow we shall know something definitely about it."
"What a man you are!" cried Thuillier.
"The ministry of the 1st of March is going to fall, and we must get it out of them beforehand," said Theodose,
shrewdly.
He now hurried to Madame Colleville, crying out as he entered her room:
"I've conquered! We shall have a piece of landed property for Celeste worth a million, a lifeinterest in which
will be given to her by her marriagecontract; but keep the secret, or your daughter will be hunted down by
peers of France. Besides, this settlement will only be made in my favor. Now dress yourself, and let us go and
call on Madame du Bruel; she can get the cross for Thuillier. While you are getting under arms I'll do a little
courting to Celeste; you and I can talk as we drive along."
La Peyrade had seen, as he passed the door of the salon, Celeste and Felix Phellion in close conversation.
Flavie had such confidence in her daughter that she did not fear to leave them together. Now that the great
success of the morning was secured, Theodose felt the necessity of beginning his courtship of Celeste. It was
high time, he thought, to bring about a quarrel between the lovers. He did not, therefore, hesitate to apply his
ear to the door of the salon before entering it, in order to discover what letters of the alphabet of love they
were spelling; he was even invited to commit this domestic treachery by sounds from within, which seemed
to say that they were disputing. Love, according to one of our poets, is a privilege which two persons
mutually take advantage of to cause each other, reciprocally, a great deal of sorrow about nothing at all.
When Celeste knew that Felix was elected by her heart to be the companion of her life, she felt a desire, not
so much to study him as to unite herself closely with him by that communion of souls which is the basis of all
affections, and leads, in youthful minds, to involuntary examination. The dispute to which Theodose was now
to listen took its rise in a disagreement which had sprung up within the last few days between the
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mathematician and Celeste. The young girl's piety was real; she belonged to the flock of the truly faithful, and
to her, Catholicism, tempered by that mysticism which attracts young souls, was an inward poem, a life
within her life. From this point young girls are apt to develop into either extremely highminded women or
saints. But, during this beautiful period of their youth they have in their heart, in their ideas, a sort of
absolutism: before their eyes is the image of perfection, and all must be celestial, angelic, or divine to satisfy
them. Outside of their ideal, nothing of good can exist; all is stained and soiled. This idea causes the rejection
of many a diamond with a flaw by girls who, as women, fall in love with paste.
Now, Celeste had seen in Felix, not irreligion, but indifference to matters of religion. Like most
geometricians, chemists, mathematicians, and great naturalists, he had subjected religion to reason; he
recognized a problem in it as insoluble as the squaring of the circle. Deist "in petto," he lived in the religion
of most Frenchmen, not attaching more importance to it than he did to the new laws promulgated in July. It
was necessary to have a God in heaven, just as they set up a bust of the king at the mayor's office. Felix
Phellion, a worthy son of his father, had never drawn the slightest veil over his opinions or his conscience; he
allowed Celeste to read into them with the candor and the inattention of a student of problems. The young
girl, on her side, professed a horror for atheism, and her conscience assured her that a deist was
cousingermain to an atheist.
"Have you thought, Felix, of doing what you promised me?" asked Celeste, as soon as Madame Colleville
had left them alone.
"No, my dear Celeste," replied Felix.
"Oh! to have broken his word!" she cried, softly.
"But to have kept it would have been a profanation," said Felix. "I love you so deeply, with a tenderness so
little proof against your wishes, that I promised a thing contrary to my conscience. Conscience, Celeste, is our
treasure, our strength, our mainstay. How can you ask me to go into a church and kneel at the feet of a priest,
in whom I can see only a man? You would despise me if I obeyed you."
"And so, my dear Felix, you refuse to go to church," said Celeste, casting a tearful glance at the man she
loved. "If I were your wife you would let me go alone? You do not love me as I love you! for, alas! I have a
feeling in my heart for an atheist contrary to that which God commands."
"An atheist!" cried Felix. "Oh, no! Listen to me, Celeste. There is certainly a God; I believe in that; but I have
higher ideas of Him than those of your priests; I do not wish to bring Him down to my level; I want to rise to
Him. I listen to the voice He has put within me,a voice which honest men call conscience, and I strive not
to darken that divine ray as it comes to me. For instance, I will never harm others; I will do nothing against
the commandments of universal morality, which was that of Confucius, Moses, Pythagoras, Socrates, as well
as of Jesus Christ. I will stand in the presence of God; my actions shall be my prayers; I will never be false in
word or deed; never will I do a base or shameful thing. Those are the precepts I have learned from my
virtuous father, and which I desire to bequeath to my children. All the good that I can do I shall try to
accomplish, even if I have to suffer for it. What can you ask more of a man than that?"
This profession of the Phellion faith caused Celeste to sadly shake her head.
"Read attentively," she replied, "'The Imitation of Jesus Christ.' Strive to convert yourself to the holy
Catholic, apostolic, and Roman Church, and you will see how empty your words are. Hear me, Felix;
marriage is not, the Church says, the affair of a day, the mere satisfaction of our own desires; it is made for
eternity. What! shall we be united day and night, shall we form one flesh, one word, and yet have two
languages, two faiths in our heart, and a cause of perpetual dissension? Would you condemn me to weep tears
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over the state of your soul,tears that I must ever conceal from you? Could I address myself in peace to God
when I see his arm stretched out in wrath against you? Must my children inherit the blood of a deist and his
convictions? Oh! God, what misery for a wife! No, no, these ideas are intolerable. Felix! be of my faith, for I
cannot share yours. Do not put a gulf between us. If you loved me, you would already have read 'The
Imitation of Jesus Christ.'"
The Phellion class, sons of the "Constitutionnel," dislike the priestly mind. Felix had the imprudence to reply
to this sort of prayer from the depths of an ardent heart:
"You are repeating, Celeste, the lessons your confessor teaches you; nothing, believe me, is more fatal to
happiness than the interference of priests in a home."
"Oh!" cried Celeste, wounded to the quick, for love alone inspired her, "you do not love! The voice of my
heart is not in unison with yours! You have not understood me, because you have not listened to me; but I
forgive you, for you know not what you say."
She wrapped herself in solemn silence, and Felix went to the window and drummed upon the panes,music
familiar to those who have indulged in poignant reflections. Felix was, in fact, presenting the following
delicate and curious questions to the Phellion conscience.
"Celeste is a rich heiress, and, in yielding against the voice of natural religion, to her ideas, I should have in
view the making of what is certainly an advantageous marriage,an infamous act. I ought not, as father of a
family, to allow the priesthood to have an influence in my home. If I yield today, I do a weak act, which will
be followed by many others equally pernicious to the authority of a husband and father. All this is unworthy
of a philosopher."
Then he returned to his beloved.
"Celeste, I entreat you on my knees," he said, "not to mingle that which the law, in its wisdom, has separated.
We live in two worlds, society and heaven. Each has its own way of salvation; but as to society, is it not
obeying God to obey the laws? Christ said: 'Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's.' Caesar is the body
politic. Dear, let us forget our little quarrel."
"Little quarrel!" cried the young enthusiast; "I want you to have my whole heart as I want to have the whole
of yours; and you make it into two parts! Is not that an evil? You forget that marriage is a sacrament."
"Your priesthood have turned your head," exclaimed the mathematician, impatiently.
"Monsieur Phellion," said Celeste, interrupting him hastily, "enough of this!"
It was at this point of the quarrel that Theodose considered it judicious to enter the room. He found Celeste
pale, and the young professor as anxious as a lover should be who has just irritated his mistress.
"I heard the word 'enough'; then something is too much?" he said, inquiringly, looking in turn from Celeste to
Felix.
"We were talking religion," replied Felix, "and I was saying to mademoiselle how dangerous ecclesiastical
influence is in the bosom of families."
"That was not the point, monsieur," said Celeste, sharply; "it was to know if husband and wife could be of
one heart when the one is an atheist and the other Catholic."
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"Can there be such a thing as atheists?" cried Theodose, with all the signs of extreme wonderment. "Could a
true Catholic marry a Protestant? There is no safety possible for a married pair unless they have perfect
conformity in the matter of religious opinions. I, who come from the Comtat, of a family which counts a pope
among its ancestorsfor our arms are: gules, a key argent, with supporters, a monk holding a church, and a
pilgrim with a staff, or, and the motto, 'I open, I shut'I am, of course, intensely dogmatic on such points.
But in these days, thanks to our modern system of education, it does not seem to me strange that religion
should be called into question. I myself would never marry a Protestant, had she millions, even if I loved her
distractedly. Faith is a thing that cannot be tampered with. 'Una fides, unus Dominus,' that is my device in
life."
"You hear that!" cried Celeste, triumphantly, looking at Felix Phellion.
"I am not openly devout," continued la Peyrade. "I go to mass at six every morning, that I may not be
observed; I fast on Fridays; I am, in short, a son of the Church, and I would not undertake any serious
enterprise without prayer, after the ancient fashion of our ancestors; but no one is able to notice my religion.
A singular thing happened to our family during the Revolution of 1789, which attached us more closely than
ever to our holy mother the Church. A poor young lady of the elder branch of the Peyrades, who owned the
little estate of la Peyrade,for we ourselves are Peyrades of Canquoelle, but the two branches inherit from
one another,well, this young lady married, six years before the Revolution, a barrister who, after the
fashion of the times, was Voltairean, that is to say, an unbeliever, or, if you choose, a deist. He took up all the
revolutionary ideas, and practised the charming rites that you know of in the worship of the goddess Reason.
He came into our part of the country imbued with the ideas of the Convention, and fanatical about them. His
wife was very handsome; he compelled her to play the part of Liberty; and the poor unfortunate creature went
mad. She died insane! Well, as things are going now it looks as if we might have another 1793."
This history, invented on the spot, made such an impression on Celeste's fresh and youthful imagination that
she rose, bowed to the young men and hastened to her chamber.
"Ah! monsieur, why did you tell her that?" cried Felix, struck to the heart by the cold look the young girl,
affecting profound indifference, cast upon him. She fancied herself transformed into a goddess of Reason.
"Why not? What were you talking about?" asked Theodose.
"About my indifference to religion."
"The great sore of this century," replied Theodose, gravely.
"I am ready," said Madame Colleville, appearing in a toilet of much taste. "But what is the matter with my
poor daughter? She is crying!"
"Crying? madame," exclaimed Felix; "please tell her that I will study 'The Imitation of Christ' at once."
Felix left the house with Theodose and Flavie, whose arm the barrister pressed to let her know he would
explain in the carriage the apparent dementia of the young professor.
An hour later, Madame Colleville and Celeste, Colleville and Theodose were entering the Thuilliers'
apartment to dine there. Theodose and Flavie took Thuillier into the garden, where the former said to him:
"Dear, good friend! you will have the cross within a week. Our charming friend here will tell you about our
visit to the Comtesse du Bruel."
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And Theodose left Thuillier, having caught sight of Desroches in the act of being brought by Mademoiselle
Thuillier into the garden; he went, driven by a terrible and glacial presentiment, to meet him.
"My good friend," said Desroches in his ear, "I have come to see if you can procure at once twentyfive
thousand francs plus two thousand six hundred and eighty for costs."
"Are you acting for Cerizet?" asked the barrister.
"Cerizet has put all the papers into the hands of Louchard, and you know what you have to expect if arrested.
Is Cerizet wrong in thinking you have twentyfive thousand francs in your desk? He says you offered them to
him and he thinks it only natural not to leave them in your hands."
"Thank you for taking the step, my good friend," replied Theodose. "I have been expecting this attack."
"Between ourselves," replied Desroches, "you have made an utter fool of him, and he is furious. The scamp
will stop at nothing to get his revenge upon youfor he'll lose everything if he forces you to fling your
barrister's gown, as they say, to the nettles and go to prison."
"I?" said Theodose. "I'm going to pay him. But even so, there will still be five notes of mine in his hands, for
five thousand francs each; what does he mean to do with them?"
"Oh! after the affair of this morning, I can't tell you; my client is a crafty, mangy cur, and he is sure to have
his little plans."
"Look here, Desroches," said Theodose, taking the hard, unyielding attorney round the waist, "those papers
are in your hands, are not they?"
"Will you pay them?"
"Yes, in three hours."
"Very good, then. Be at my office at nine o'clock; I'll receive the money and give you your notes; BUT, at
halfpast nine o'clock, they will be in the sheriff's hands."
"Tonight, then, at nine o'clock," said Theodose.
"Nine o'clock," repeated Desroches, whose glance had taken in the whole family, then assembled in the
garden.
Celeste, with red eyes, was talking to her godmother; Colleville and Brigitte, Flavie and Thuillier were on the
steps of the broad portico leading to the entrancehall. Desroches remarked to Theodose, who followed him
to the door:
"You can pay off those notes."
At a single glance the shrewd attorney had comprehended the whole scheme of the barrister.
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CHAPTER XIV. ONE OF CERIZET'S FEMALE CLIENTS
The next morning, at daybreak, Theodose went to the office of the banker of the poor, to see the effect
produced upon his enemy by the punctual payment of the night before, and to make another effort to get rid
of his hornet.
He found Cerizet standing up, in conference with a woman, and he received an imperative sign to keep at a
distance and not to interrupt the interview. The barrister was therefore reduced to conjectures as to the
importance of this woman, an importance revealed by the eager look on the face of the lender "by the little
week." Theodose had a presentiment, though a very vague one, that the upshot of this conference would have
some influence on Cerizet's own arrangements, for he suddenly beheld on that crafty countenance the change
produced by a dawning hope.
"But, my dear mamma Cardinal"
"Yes, my good monsieur"
"What is it you want?"
"It must be decided"
These beginnings, or these ends of sentences were the only gleams of light that the animated conversation,
carried on in the lowest tones with lip to ear and ear to lip, conveyed to the motionless witness, whose
attention was fixed on Madame Cardinal.
Madame Cardinal was one of Cerizet's earliest clients; she peddled fish. If Parisians know these creations
peculiar to their soil, foreigners have no suspicion of their existence; and Mere Cardinal technologically
speaking, of course, deserved all the interest she excited in Theodose. So many women of her species may be
met with in the streets that the passersby give them no more attention than they give to the three thousand
pictures of the Salon. But as she stood in Cerizet's office the Cardinal had all the value of an isolated
masterpiece; she was a complete and perfect type of her species.
The woman was mounted on muddy sabots; but her feet, carefully wrapped in gaiters, were still further
protected by stout and thickribbed stockings. Her cotton gown, adorned with a glounce of mud, bore the
imprint of the strap which supported the fishbasket. Her principal garment was a shawl of what was called
"rabbit'shair cashmere," the two ends of which were knotted behind, above her bustlefor we must needs
employ a fashionable word to express the effect produced by the transversal pressure of the basket upon her
petticoats, which projected below it, in shape like a cabbage. A printed cotton neckerchief, of the coarsest
description, gave to view a red neck, ribbed and lined like the surface of a pond where people have skated.
Her head was covered in a yellow silk foulard, twined in a manner that was rather picturesque. Short and
stout, and ruddy of skin, Mere Cardinal probably drank her little drop of brandy in the morning. She had once
been handsome. The Halle had formerly reproached her, in the boldness of its figurative speech, for doing "a
double day'swork in the twentyfour." Her voice, in order to reduce itself to the diapason of ordinary
conversation, was obliged to stifle its sound as other voices do in a sickroom; but at such times it came thick
and muffled, from a throat accustomed to send to the farthest recesses of the highest garret the names of the
fish in their season. Her nose, a la Roxelane, her wellcut lips, her blue eyes, and all that formerly made up
her beauty, was now buried in folds of vigorous flesh which told of the habits and occupations of an outdoor
life. The stomach and bosom were distinguished for an amplitude worthy of Rubens.
"Do you want to make me lie in the straw?" she said to Cerizet. "What do I care for the Toupilliers? Ain't I a
Toupillier myself? What do you want to do with them, those Toupilliers?"
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This savage outburst was hastily repressed by Cerizet, who uttered a prolonged "Hushsh!" such as all
conspirators obey.
"Well, go and find out all you can about it, and come back to me," said Cerizet, pushing the woman toward
the door, and whispering, as he did so, a few words in her ear.
"Well, my dear friend," said Theodose to Cerizet, "you have got your money?"
"Yes," returned Cerizet "we have measured our claws, they are the same length, the same strength, and the
same sharpness. What next?"
"Am I to tell Dutocq that you received, last night, twentyfive thousand francs?"
"Oh! my dear friend, not a word, if you love me!" cried Cerizet.
"Listen," said Theodose. "I must know, once for all, what you want. I am positively determined not to remain
twentyfour hours longer on the gridiron where you have got me. Cheat Dutocq if you will; I am utterly
indifferent to that; but I intend that you and I shall come to an understanding. It is a fortune that I have paid
you, twentyfive thousand francs, and you must have earned ten thousand more in your business; it is enough
to make you an honest man. Cerizet, if you will leave me in peace, if you won't prevent my marriage with
Mademoiselle Colleville, I shall certainly be king's attorneygeneral, or something of that kind in Paris. You
can't do better than make sure of an influence in that sphere."
"Here are my conditions; and they won't allow of discussion; you can take them or leave them. You will
obtain for me the lease of Thuillier's new house for eighteen years, and I'll hand you back one of your five
notes cancelled, and you shall not find me any longer in your way. But you will have to settle with Dutocq
for the remaining four notes. You got the better of ME, and I know Dutocq hasn't the force to stand against
you."
"I'll agree to that, provided you'll pay a rent of fortyeight thousand francs for the house, the last year in
advance, and begin the lease in October."
"Yes; but I shall not give for the last year's rent more than forty three thousand francs; your note will pay the
remainder. I have seen the house, and examined it. It suits me very well."
"One last condition," said Theodose; "you'll help me against Dutocq?"
"No," said Cerizet, "you'll cook him brown yourself; he doesn't need any basting from me; he'll give out his
gravy fast enough. But you ought to be reasonable. The poor fellow can't pay off the last fifteen thousand
francs due on his practice, and you should reflect that fifteen thousand francs would certainly buy back your
notes."
"Well; give me two weeks to get your lease"
"No, not a day later than Monday next! Tuesday your notes will be in Louchard's hands; unless you pay them
Monday, or Thuillier signs the lease."
"Well, Monday, so be it!" said Theodose; "are we friends?"
"We shall be Monday," responded Cerizet.
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"Well, then, Monday you'll pay for my dinner," said Theodose, laughing.
"Yes, at the Rocher de Cancale, if I have the lease. Dutocq shall be therewe'll all be thereah! it is long
since I've had a good laugh."
Theodose and Cerizet shook hands, saying, reciprocally:
"We'll meet soon."
Cerizet had not calmed down so suddenly without reasons. In the first place, as Desroches once said, "Bile
does not facilitate business," and the usurer had too well seen the justice of that remark not to coolly resolve
to get something out of his position, and to squeeze the jugular vein of the crafty Provencal until he strangled
him.
"It is a fair revenge," Desroches said to him; "mind you extract its quintessence. You hold that fellow."
For ten years past Cerizet had seen men growing rich by practising the trade of principal tenant. The principal
tenant is, in Paris, to the owners of houses what farmers are to country landlords. All Paris has seen one of its
great tailors, building at his own cost, on the famous site of Frascati, one of the most sumptuous of houses,
and paying, as principal tenant, fifty thousand francs a year for the ground rent of the house, which, at the end
of nineteen years' lease, was to become the property of the owner of the land. In spite of the costs of
construction, which were something like seven hundred thousand francs, the profits of those nineteen years
proved, in the end, very large.
Cerizet, always on the watch for business, had examined the chances for gain offered by the situation of the
house which Thuillier had STOLEN,as he said to Desroches,and he had seen the possibility of letting it
for sixty thousand at the end of six years. There were four shops, two on each side, for it stood on a boulevard
corner. Cerizet expected, therefore, to get clear ten thousand a year for a dozen years, allowing for
eventualities and sundries attendant on renewal of leases. He therefore proposed to himself to sell his
moneylending business to the widow Poiret and Cadenet for ten thousand francs; he already possessed thirty
thousand; and the two together would enable him to pay the last year's rent in advance, which houseowners
in Paris usually demand as a guarantee from a principal tenant on a long lease. Cerizet had spent a happy
night; he fell asleep in a glorious dream; he saw himself in a fair way to do an honest business, and to become
a bourgeois like Thuillier, like Minard, and so many others.
But he had a waking of which he did not dream. He found Fortune standing before him, and emptying her
gilded horns of plenty at his feet in the person of Madame Cardinal. He had always had a liking for the
woman, and had promised her for a year past the necessary sum to buy a donkey and a little cart, so that she
could carry on her business on a large scale, and go from Paris to the suburbs. Madame Cardinal, widow of a
porter in the cornmarket, had an only daughter, whose beauty Cerizet had heard of from some of the
mother's cronies. Olympe Cardinal was about thirteen years of age at the time, 1837, when Cerizet began his
system of loans in the quarter; and with a view to an infamous libertinism, he had paid great attention to the
mother, whom he rescued from utter misery, hoping to make Olympe his mistress. But suddenly, in 1838, the
girl left her mother, and "made her life," to use an expression by which the lower classes in Paris describe the
abuse of the most precious gifts of nature and youth.
To look for a girl in Paris is to look for a smelt in the Seine; nothing but chance can throw her into the net.
The chance came. Mere Cardinal, who to entertain a neighbor had taken her to the Bobino theatre, recognized
in the leading lady her own daughter, whom the first comedian had held under his control for three years. The
mother, gratified at first at beholding her daughter in a fine gown of gold brocade, her hair dressed like that of
a duchess, and wearing open worked stockings, satin shoes, and receiving the plaudits of the audience,
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ended by screaming out from her seat in the gallery:
"You shall soon hear of me, murderer of your own mother! I'll know whether miserable strollingplayers
have the right to come and debauch young girls of sixteen!"
She waited at the stagedoor to capture her daughter, but the first comedian and the leading lady had no
doubt jumped across the footlights and left the theatre with the audience, instead of issuing by the
stagedoor, where Madame Cardinal and her crony, Mere Mahoudeau, made an infernal rumpus, which two
municipal guards were called upon to pacify. Those august personages, before whom the two women lowered
the diapason of their voices, called the mother's attention to the fact that the girl was of legitimate theatrical
age, and that instead of screaming at the door after the director, she could summon him before the
justiceofpeace, or the policecourt, whichever she pleased.
The next day Madame Cardinal intended to consult Cerizet, in view of the fact that he was a clerk in the
office of the justiceofpeace; but, before reaching his lair in the rue des Poules, she was met by the porter of
a house in which an uncle of hers, a certain Toupillier, was living, who told her that the old man hadn't
probably two days to live, being then in the last extremity.
"Well, how do you expect me to help it?" replied the widow Cardinal.
"We count on you, my dear Madame Cardinal; we know you won't forget the good advice we'll give you.
Here's the thing. Lately, your poor uncle, not being able to stir round, has trusted me to go and collect the
rents of his house, rue NotreDame de Nazareth, and the arrears of his dividends at the Treasury, which come
to eighteen hundred francs."
By this time the widow Cardinal's eyes were becoming fixed instead of wandering.
"Yes, my dear," continued Perrache, a humpbacked little concierge; "and, seeing that you are the only
person who ever thinks about him, and that you come and see him sometimes, and bring him fish, perhaps he
may make a bequest in your favor. My wife, who has been nursing him for the last few days since he has
been so ill, spoke to him of you, but he wouldn't have you told about his illness. But now, don't you see, it is
high time you should show yourself there. It is pretty nigh two months since he has been able to attend to
business."
"You may well think, you old thief," replied Madame Cardinal, hurrying at top speed toward the rue
HonoreChevalier, where her uncle lived in a wretched garret, "that the hair would grow on my hand before I
could ever imagine that. What! my uncle Toupillier rich! the old pauper of the church of SaintSulpice!"
"Ah!" returned the porter, "but he fed well. He went to bed every night with his best friend, a big bottle of
Roussillon. My wife has tasted it, though he told us it was common stuff. The winemerchant in the rue des
Canettes supplies it to him."
"Don't say a word about all this," said the widow, when she parted from the man who had given her the
information. "I'll take care and remember youif anything comes of it."
Toupillier, former drummajor in the French Guards, had been for the two years preceding 1789 in the
service of the Church as beadle of SaintSulpice. The Revolution deprived him of that post, and he then
dropped down into a state of abject misery. He was even obliged to take to the profession of model, for he
ENJOYED, as they say, a fine physique. When public worship was restored, he took up his beadle's staff
once more; but in 1816 he was dismissed, as much on account of his immorality as for his political opinions.
Nevertheless, he was allowed to stay about the door of the church and distribute the holy water. Later, an
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unfortunate affair, which we shall presently mention, made him lose even that position; but, still finding
means to keep to the sanctuary, he obtained permission to be allowed as a pauper in the porch. At this period
of life, being then seventytwo years of age, he made himself ninetysix, and began the profession of
centenarian.
In all Paris it was impossible to find another such beard and head of hair as Toupillier's. As he walked he
appeared bent double; he held a stick in his shaking hand,a hand that was covered with lichen, like a
granite rock, and with the other he held out the classic hat with a broad brim, filthy and battered, into which,
however, there fell abundant alms. His legs were swathed in rags and bandages, and his feet shuffled along in
miserable overshoes of woven matweed, inside of which he had fastened excellent cork soles. He washed
his face with certain compounds, which gave it an appearance of forms of illness, and he played the senility
of a centenarian to the life. He reckoned himself a hundred years old in 1830, at which time his actual age
was eighty; he was the head of the paupers of SaintSulpice, the master of the place, and all those who came
to beg under the arcades of the church, safe from the persecutions of the police and beneath the protection of
the beadle and the giver of holy water, were forced to pay him a sort of tithe.
When a new heir, a bridegroom, or some godfather left the church, saying, "Here, this is for all of you; don't
torment any of my party," Toupillier, appointed by the beadle to receive these alms, pocketed threefourths,
and distributed only the remaining quarter among his henchmen, whose tribute amounted to a sou a day.
Money and wine were his last two passions; but he regulated the latter and gave himself up to the former,
with neglecting his personal comfort. He drank at night only, after his dinner, and for twenty years he slept in
the arms of drunkenness, his last mistress.
In the early morning he was at his post with all his faculties. From then until his dinner, which he took at Pere
Lathuile's (made famous by Charlet), he gnawed crusts of bread by way of nourishment; and he gnawed them
artistically, with an air of resignation which earned him abundant alms. The beadle and the giver of holy
water, with whom he may have had some private understanding, would say of him:
"He is one of the worthy poor of the church; he used to know the rector Languet, who built SaintSulpice; he
was for twenty years beadle of the church before the Revolution, and he is now over a hundred years old."
This little biography, well known to all the pious attendants of the church, was, of course, the best of his
advertisements, and no hat was so well lined as his. He bought his house in 1826, and began to invest his
money in the Funds in 1830. From the value of the two investments he must have made something like six
thousand francs a year, and probably turned them over by usury, after Cerizet's own fashion; for the sum he
paid for the house was forty thousand francs, while his investment in 1830 was fortyeight thousand more.
His niece, deceived by the old man as much as he deceived the functionaries and the pious souls of the
church, believed him the most miserable of paupers, and when she had any fish that were spoiling she
sometimes took them to the aged beggar.
Consequently, she now felt it her right to get what she could in return for her pity and her liberality to an
uncle who was likely to have a crowd of collateral heirs; she herself being the third and last Toupillier
daughter. She had four brothers, and her father, a porter with a handcart, had told her, in her childhood, of
three aunts and four uncles, who all led an existence of the baser sort.
After inspecting the sick man, she went, at full speed, to consult Cerizet, telling him, in the first place, how
she had found her daughter, and then the reasons and indications which made her think that her uncle
Toupillier was hoarding a pile of gold in his mattress. Mere Cardinal did not feel herself strong enough to
seize upon the property, legally or illegally, and she therefore came to confide in Cerizet and get his advice.
So, then, the banker of the poor, like other scavengers, had, at last, found diamonds in the slime in which he
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had paddled for the last four years, being always on the watch for some such chance,a chance, they say,
occasionally met with in the purlieus, which give birth to heiresses in sabots. This was the secret of his
unexpected gentleness to la Peyrade, the man whose ruin he had vowed. It is easy to imagine the anxiety with
which he awaited the return of Madame Cardinal, to whom this wily schemer of nefarious plots had given
means to verify her suspicions as to the existence of the hoarded treasure, promising her complete success if
she would trust him to obtain for her so rich a harvest. He was not the man to shrink from a crime, above all,
when he saw that others could commit it, while he obtained the benefits.
"Well, monsieur," cried the fishwife, entering Cerizet's den with a face as much inflamed by cupidity as by
the haste of her movements, "my uncle sleeps on more than a hundred thousand francs in gold, and I am
certain that those Perraches, by dint of nursing him, have smelt the rat."
"Shared among forty heirs that won't be much to each," said Cerizet. "Listen to me, Mere Cardinal: I'll marry
your daughter; give her your uncle's gold, and I'll guarantee to you a lifeinterest in the house and the
dividends from the money in the Funds."
"We sha'n't run any risk?"
"None, whatever."
"Agreed, then," said the widow Cardinal, holding out her hand to her future soninlaw. "Six thousand francs
a year; hey! what a fine life I'll have."
"With a soninlaw like me!" added Cerizet.
"I shall be a bourgeoisie of Paris!"
"Now," resumed Cerizet, after a pause, "I must study the ground. Don't leave your uncle alone a minute; tell
the Perraches that you expect a doctor. I'll be the doctor, and when I get there you must seem not to know
me."
"Aren't you sly, you old rogue," said Madame Cardinal, with a punch on Cerizet's stomach by way of
farewell.
An hour later, Cerizet, dressed in black, disguised by a rusty wig and an artificially painted physiognomy,
arrived at the house in the rue HonoreChevalier in the regulation cabriolet. He asked the porter to tell him
how to find the lodging of an old beggar named Toupillier.
"Is monsieur the doctor whom Madame Cardinal expects?" asked Perrache.
Cerizet had no doubt reflected on the gravity of the affair he was undertaking, for he avoided giving an
answer to that question.
"Is this the way?" he said, turning at random to one side of the courtyard.
"No, monsieur," replied Perrache, who then took him to the back stairs of the house, which led up to the
wretched attic occupied by the pauper.
Nothing remained for the inquisitive porter to do but to question the driver of the cabriolet; to which
employment we will leave him, while we pursue our own inquiries elsewhere.
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CHAPTER XV. THE DIFFICULTIES THAT CROP UP IN THE EASIEST OF
THEFTS
The house in which Toupillier lived is one of those which have lost half their depth, owing to the
straightening of the line of the street, the rue HonoreChevalier being one of the narrowest in the
SaintSulpice quarter. The owner, forbidden by the law to repair it, or to add new storeys, was compelled to
let the wretched building in the condition in which he bought it. It consisted of a first storey above the
groundfloor, surmounted by garrets, with two small wings running back on either side. The courtyard thus
formed ended in a garden planted with trees, which was always rented to the occupant of the first floor. This
garden, separated by an iron railing from the courtyard, would have allowed a rich owner to sell the front
buildings to the city, and to build a new house upon the courtyard; but the whole of the first floor was let on
an eighteen years' lease to a mysterious personage, about whom neither the official policing of the concierge
nor the curiosity of the other tenants could find anything to censure.
This tenant, now seventy years of age, had built, in 1829, an outer stairway, leading from the right wing of
the first floor to the garden, so that he could get there without going through the courtyard. Half the
groundfloor was occupied by a bookstitcher, who for the last ten years had used the stable and
coachhouse for workshops. A bookbinder occupied the other half. The binder and the stitcher lived, each
of them, in half the garret rooms over the front building on the street. The garrets above the rear wings were
occupied, the one on the right by the mysterious tenant, the one on the left by Toupillier, who paid a hundred
francs a year for it, and reached it by a dark staircase, lighted by small round windows. The portecochere
was made in the circular form indispensable in a street so narrow that two carriages cannot pass in it.
Cerizet laid hold of the rope which served as a baluster, to climb the species of ladder leading to the room
where the socalled beggar was dying,a room in which the odious spectacle of pretended pauperism was
being played. In Paris, everything that is done for a purpose is thoroughly done. Wouldbe paupers are as
clever at mounting their disguise as shopkeepers in preparing their showwindows, or sham rich men in
obtaining credit.
The floor had never been swept; the bricks had disappeared beneath layers of dirt, dust, dried mud, and any
and every thing thrown down by Toupillier. A miserable stove of castiron, the pipe of which entered a
crumbling chimney, was the most apparent piece of furniture in this hovel. In an alcove stood a bed, with
tester and valence of green serge, which the moths had transformed into lace. The window, almost useless,
had a heavy coating of grease upon its panes, which dispensed with the necessity of curtains. The
whitewashed walls presented to the eye fuliginous tones, due to the wood and peat burned by the pauper in
his stove. On the fireplace were a broken water pitcher, two bottles, and a cracked plate. A wormeaten
chest of drawers contained his linen and decent clothes. The rest of the furniture consisted of a nighttable of
the commonest description, another table, worth about forty sous, and two kitchen chairs with the straw seats
almost gone. The extremely picturesque costume of the centenarian pauper was hanging from a nail, and
below it, on the floor, were the shapeless matweed coverings that served him for shoes, the whole forming,
with his amorphous old hat and knotty stick, a sort of panoply of misery.
As he entered, Cerizet gave a rapid glance at the old man, whose head lay on a pillow brown with grease and
without a pillowcase; his angular profile, like those which engravers of the last century were fond of making
out of rocks in the landscapes they engraved, was strongly defined in black against the green serge hangings
of the tester. Toupillier, a man nearly six feet tall, was looking fixedly at some object at the foot of his bed; he
did not move on hearing the groaning of the heavy door, which, being armed with iron bolts and a strong
lock, closed his domicile securely.
"Is he conscious?" said Cerizet, before whom Madame Cardinal started back, not having recognized him till
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he spoke.
"Pretty nearly," she replied.
"Come out on the staircase, so that he doesn't hear us," whispered Cerizet. "This is how we'll manage it," he
continued, in the ear of his future motherinlaw. "He is weak, but he isn't so very low; we have fully a week
before us. I'll send you a doctor who'll suit us, you understand? and later in the evening I'll bring you six
poppy heads. In the state he's in, you see, a decoction of poppyheads will send him into a sound sleep. I'll
send you a cotbed on pretence of your sleeping in the room with him. We'll move him from one bed to the
other, and when we've found the money there won't be any difficulty in carrying it off. But we ought to know
who the people are who live in this old barrack. If Perrache suspects, as you think, about the money, he might
give an alarm, and so many tenants, so many spies, you know"
"Oh! as for that," said Madame Cardinal, "I've found out already that Monsieur du Portail, the old man who
occupies the first floor, has charge of an insane woman; I heard their Dutch servantwoman, Katte, calling
her Lydie this morning. The only other servant is an old valet named Bruneau; he does everything, except
cook."
"But the binder and the stitcher down below," returned Cerizet, "they begin work very early in the
morningWell, anyhow, we must study the matter," he added, in the tone of a man whose plans are not yet
decided. "I'll go to the mayor's office of your arrondissement, and get Olympe's register of birth, and put up
the banns. The marriage must take place a week from Saturday."
"How he goes it, the rascal!" cried the admiring Madame Cardinal, pushing her formidable soninlaw by
the shoulder.
As he went downstairs Cerizet was surprised to see, through one of the small round windows, an old man,
evidently du Portail, walking in the garden with a very important member of the government, Comte Martial
de la RocheHugon. He stopped in the courtyard when he reached it, as if to examine the old house, built in
the reign of Louis XIV., the yellow walls of which, though of freestone, were bent like the elderly beggar
they contained. Then he looked at the workshops, and counted the workmen. The house was otherwise as
silent as a cloister. Being observed himself, Cerizet departed, thinking over in his mind the various
difficulties that might arise in extracting the sum hidden beneath the dying man.
"Carry off all that gold at night?" he said to himself; "why, those porters will be on the watch, and twenty
persons might see us! It is hard work to carry even twentyfive thousand francs of gold on one's person."
Societies have two goals of perfection; the first is a state of civilization in which morality equally infused and
pervasive does not admit even the idea of crime; the Jesuits reached that point, formerly presented by the
primitive Church. The second is the state of another civilization in which the supervision of citizens over one
another makes crime impossible. The end which modern society has placed before itself is the latter; namely,
that in which a crime presents such difficulties that a man must abandon all reasoning in order to commit it.
In fact, iniquities which the law cannot reach are not left actually unpunished, for social judgment is even
more severe than that of courts. If a man like Minoret, the postmaster at Nemours [see "Ursule Mirouet"]
suppresses a will and no one witnesses the act, the crime is traced home to him by the watchfulness of virtue
as surely as a robbery is followed up by the detective police. No wrongdoing passes actually unperceived;
and wherever a lesion in rectitude takes place the scar remains. Things can be no more made to disappear
than men; so carefully, in Paris especially, are articles and objects ticketed and numbered, houses watched,
streets observed, places spied upon. To live at ease, crime must have a sanction like that of the Bourse; like
that conceded by Cerizet's clients; who never complained of his usury, and, indeed, would have been troubled
in mind if their flayer were not in his den of a Tuesday.
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"Well, my dear monsieur," said Madame Perrache, the porter's wife, as he passed her lodge, "how do you find
him, that friend of God, that poor man?"
"I am not the doctor," replied Cerizet, who now decidedly declined that role. "I am Madame Cardinal's
business man. I have just advised her to have a cotbed put up, so as to nurse her uncle night and day;
though, perhaps, she will have to get a regular nurse."
"I can help her," said Madame Perrache. "I nurse women in childbed."
"Well, we'll see about it," said Cerizet; "I'll arrange all that. Who is the tenant on your first floor?"
"Monsieur du Portail. He has lodged here these thirty years. He is a man with a good income, monsieur;
highly respectable, and elderly. You know people who invest in the Funds live on their incomes. He used to
be in business. But it is more than eleven years now since he has been trying to restore the reason of a
daughter of one of his friends, Mademoiselle Lydie de la Peyrade. She has the best advice, I can tell you; the
very first doctors in Paris; only this morning they had a consultation. But so far nothing has cured her; and
they have to watch her pretty close; for sometimes she gets up and walks at night"
"Mademoiselle Lydie de la Peyrade!" exclaimed Cerizet; "are you sure of the name?"
"I've heard Madame Katte, her nurse, who also does the cooking, call her so a thousand times, monsieur;
though, generally, neither Monsieur Bruneau, the valet, nor Madame Katte say much. It's like talking to the
wall to try and get any information out of them. We have been porters here these twenty years and we've
never found out anything about Monsieur du Portail yet. More than that, monsieur, he owns the little house
alongside; you see the double door from here. Well, he can go out that way and receive his company too, and
we know nothing about it. Our owner doesn't know anything more than we do; when people ring at that door,
Monsieur Bruneau goes and opens it."
"Then you didn't see the gentleman who is talking with him in the garden go by this way?"
"Bless me! no, that I didn't!"
"Ah!" thought Cerizet as he got into the cabriolet, "she must be the daughter of that uncle of Theodose. I
wonder if du Portail can be the secret benefactor who sent money from time to time to that rascal? Suppose I
send an anonymous letter to the old fellow, warning him of the danger the barrister runs from those notes for
twentyfive thousand francs?"
An hour later the cotbed had arrived for Madame Cardinal, to whom the inquisitive portress offered her
services to bring her something to eat.
"Do you want to see the rector?" Madame Cardinal inquired of her uncle.
She had noticed that the arrival of the bed seemed to draw him from his somnolence.
"I want wine!" replied the pauper.
"How do you feel now, Pere Toupillier?" asked Madame Perrache, in a coaxing voice.
"I tell you I want wine," repeated the old man, with an energetic insistence scarcely to be expected of his
feebleness.
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"We must first find out if it is good for you, uncle," said Madame Cardinal, soothingly. "Wait till the doctor
comes."
"Doctor! I won't have a doctor!" cried Toupillier; "and you, what are you doing here? I don't want anybody."
"My good uncle, I came to know if you'd like something tasty. I've got some nice fresh soleshey! a bit of
fried sole, with a squeeze of lemon on it?"
"Your fish, indeed!" cried Toupillier; "all rotten! That last you brought me, more than six weeks ago, it is
there in the cupboard; you can take it away with you."
"Heavens! how ungrateful sick men are!" whispered the widow Cardinal to Perrache.
Nevertheless, to exhibit solicitude, she arranged the pillow under the patient's head, saying:
"There! uncle, don't you feel better like that?"
"Let me alone!" shouted Toupillier, angrily; "I want no one here; I want wine; leave me in peace."
"Don't get angry, little uncle; we'll fetch you some wine."
"Number six wine, rue des Canettes," cried the pauper.
"Yes, I know," replied Madame Cardinal; "but let me count out my coppers. I want to get something better
for you than that kind of wine; for, don't you see, an uncle, he's a kind of father, and one shouldn't mind what
one does for him."
So saying, she sat down, with her legs apart, on one of the dilapidated chairs, and poured into her apron the
contents of her pockets, namely: a knife, her snuffbox, two pawntickets, some crusts of bread, and a
handful of copper, from which she extracted a few silver bits.
This exhibition, intended to prove her generous and eager devotion, had no result. Toupillier seemed not to
notice it. Exhausted by the feverish energy with which he had demanded his favorite remedy, he made an
effort to change his position, and, with his back turned to his two nurses, he again muttered: "Wine! wine!"
after which nothing more was heard of him but a stentorous breathing, that plainly showed the state of his
lungs, which were beginning to congest.
"I suppose I must go and fetch his wine!" said the Cardinal, restoring to her pockets, with some illhumor,
the cargo she had just pulled out of them.
"If you don't want to go" began Madame Perrache, always ready to offer her services.
The fishwife hesitated for a moment; then, reflecting that something might be got out of a conversation with
the winemerchant, and sure, moreover, that as long as Toupillier lay on his gold she could safely leave him
alone with the portress, she said:
"Thank you, Madame Perrache, but I'd better make acquaintance with his tradesfolk."
Then, having spied behind the nighttable a dirty bottle which might hold about two quarts,
"Did he say the rue des Canelles?" she inquired of the portress.
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"Corner of the rue Guisarde," replied Madame Perrache. "Monsieur Legrelu, a tall, fine man with big
whiskers and no hair." Then, lowering her voice, she added: "His numbersix wine, you know, is Roussillon,
and the best, too. However, the winemerchant knows; it is enough if you tell him you have come from his
customer, the pauper of SaintSulpice."
"No need to tell me anything twice," said the Cardinal, opening the door and making, as they say, a false exit.
"Ah ca!" she said, coming back; "what does he burn in his stove, supposing I want to heat some remedy for
him?"
"Goodness!" said the portress, "he doesn't make much provision for winter, and here we are in the middle of
summer!"
"And not a saucepan! not a pot, even! Gracious! what a way to live. I'll have to fetch him some provisions; I
hope nobody will see the things I bring back; I'd be ashamed they should"
"I'll lend you a handbag," said the portress, always ready and officious.
"No, I'll buy a basket," replied the fishwife, more anxious about what she expected to carry away than what
she was about to bring home to the pauper. "There must be some Auvergnat in the neighborhood who sells
wood," she added.
"Corner of the rue Ferou; you'll find one there. A fine establishment, with logs of wood painted in a kind of
an arcade all round the shop so like, you'd think they were going to speak to you."
Before going finally off, Madame Cardinal went through a piece of very deep hypocrisy. We have seen how
she hesitated about leaving the portress alone with the sick man:
"Madame Perrache," she said to her, "you won't leave him, the poor darling, will you, till I get back?"
It may have been noticed that Cerizet had not decided on any definite course of action in the new affair he
was now undertaking. The part of doctor, which for a moment he thought of assuming, frightened him, and
he gave himself out, as we have seen, to Madame Perrache as the business agent of his accomplice. Once
alone, he began to see that his original idea complicated with a doctor, a nurse, and a notary, presented the
most serious difficulties. A regular will drawn in favor of Madame Cardinal was not a thing to be improvised
in a moment. It would take some time to acclimatize the idea in the surly and suspicious mind of the old
pauper, and death, which was close at hand, might play them a trick at any moment, and balk the most careful
preparations.
It was true that unless a will were made the income of eight thousand francs on the Grand Livre and the house
in the rue NotreDame de Nazareth would go to the heirsatlaw, and Madame Cardinal would get only her
share of the property; but the abandonment of this visible portion of the inheritance was the surest means of
laying hands on the invisible part of it. Besides, if the latter were secured, what hindered their returning to the
idea of a will?
Resolving, therefore, to confine the OPERATION to the simplest terms at first, Cerizet summed them up in
the manoeuvre of the poppyheads, already mentioned, and he was making his way back to Toupillier's
abode, armed with that single weapon of war, intending to give Madame Cardinal further instructions, when
he met her, bearing on her arm the basket she had just bought; and in that basket was the sick man's panacea.
"Upon my word!" cried the usurer, "is this the way you keep your watch?"
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"I had to go out and buy him wine," replied the Cardinal; "he is howling like a soul in hell that he wants to be
at peace, and to be let alone, and get his wine! It is his one idea that Roussillon is good for his disease. Well,
when he has drunk it, I dare say he will be quieter."
"You are right," said Cerizet, sententiously; "never contradict a sick man. But this wine, you know, ought to
be improved; by infusing these" (and lifting one of the covers of the basket he slipped in the poppies) "you'll
procure the poor man a good, long sleep,five or six hours at least. This evening I'll come and see you, and
nothing, I think, need prevent us from examining a little closer those matters of inheritance."
"I see," said Madame Cardinal, winking.
"Tonight, then," said Cerizet, not wishing to prolong the conversation.
He had a strong sense of the difficulty and danger of the affair, and was very reluctant to be seen in the street
conversing with his accomplice.
Returning to her uncle's garret, Madame Cardinal found him still in a state of semitorpor; she relieved
Madame Perrache, and bade her good bye, going to the door to receive a supply of wood, all sawed, which
she had ordered from the Auvergnat in the rue Ferou.
Into an earthen pot, which she had bought of the right size to fit upon the hole in the stoves of the poor where
they put their soup kettles, she now threw the poppies, pouring over them twothirds of the wine she had
brought back with her. Then she lighted a fire beneath the pot, intending to obtain the decoction agreed upon
as quickly as possible. The crackling of the wood and the heat, which soon spread about the room, brought
Toupillier out of his stupor. Seeing the stove lighted he called out:
"Who is making a fire here? Do you want to burn the house down?"
"Why, uncle," said the Cardinal, "it is wood I bought with my own money, to warm your wine. The doctor
doesn't want you to drink it cold."
"Where is it, that wine?" demanded Toupillier, calming down a little at the thought that the fire was not
burning at his expense.
"It must come to a boil," said his nurse; "the doctor insisted upon that. Still, if you'll be good I'll give you half
a glass of it cold, just to wet your whistle. I'll take that upon myself, but don't you tell the doctor."
"Doctor! I won't have a doctor; they are all scoundrels, invented to kill people," cried Toupillier, whom the
idea of drink had revived. "Come, give me the wine!" he said, in the tone of a man whose patience had come
to an end.
Convinced that though this compliance would do no harm it could do no good, Madame Cardinal poured out
half a glass, and while she gave it with one hand to the sick man, with the other she raised him to a sitting
posture that he might drink it.
With his fleshless, eager fingers Toupillier clutched the glass, emptied it at a gulp, and exclaimed:
"Ah! that's a fine drop, that is! though you've watered it."
"You mustn't say that, uncle; I went and bought it myself of Pere Legrelu, and I've given it you quite pure.
But you let me simmer the rest; the doctor said I might then give you all you wanted."
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Toupillier resigned himself with a shrug of the shoulders. At the end of fifteen minutes, the infusion being in
condition to serve, Madame Cardinal brought him, without further appeal, a full cup of it.
The avidity with which the old pauper drank it down prevented him from noticing at first that the wine was
drugged; but as he swallowed the last drops he tasted the sickly and nauseating flavor, and flinging the cup on
the bed he cried out that some one was trying to poison him.
"Poison! nonsense!" said the fishwife, pouring into her own mouth a few drops of that which remained in the
bottle, declaring to the old man that if the wine did not seem to him the same as usual, it was because his
mouth had a "bad taste to it."
Before the end of the dispute, which lasted some time, the narcotic began to take effect, and at the end of an
hour the sick man was sound asleep.
While idly waiting for Cerizet, an idea took possession of the Cardinal's mind. She thought that in view of
their comings and goings with the treasure, it would be well if the vigilance of the Perrache husband and wife
could be dulled in some manner. Consequently, after carefully flinging the refuse poppyheads into the privy,
she called to the portress:
"Madame Perrache, come up and taste his wine. Wouldn't you have thought to hear him talk he was ready to
drink a cask of it? Well, a cupful satisfied him."
"Your health!" said the portress, touching glasses with the Cardinal, who was careful to have hers filled with
the unboiled wine. Less accomplished as a gourmet than the old beggar, Madame Perrache perceived nothing
in the insidious liquid (cold by the time she drank it) to make her suspect its narcotic character; on the
contrary, she declared it was "velvet," and wished that her husband were there to have a share in the treat.
After a rather long gossip, the two women separated. Then, with the cooked meat she had provided for
herself, and the remains of the Roussillon, Madame Cardinal made a repast which she finished off with a
siesta. Without mentioning the emotions of the day, the influence of one of the most heady wines of the
country would have sufficed to explain the soundness of her sleep; when she woke darkness was coming on.
Her first care was to give a glance at her patient; his sleep was restless, and he was dreaming aloud.
"Diamonds," he said; "those diamonds? At my death, but not before."
"Gracious!" thought Madame Cardinal, "that was the one thing lacking, diamonds! that he should have
diamonds!"
Then, as Toupillier seemed to be in the grasp of a violent nightmare, she leaned over him so as not to lose a
word of his speech, hoping to gather from it some important revelation. At this moment a slight rap given to
the door, from which the careful nurse had removed the key, announced the arrival of Cerizet.
"Well?" he said, on entering.
"He has taken the drug. He's been sound asleep these two hours; just now, in dreaming, he was talking of
diamonds."
"Well," said Cerizet, "it wouldn't be surprising if we found some. These paupers when they set out to be rich,
like to pile up everything."
"Ah ca!" cried the Cardinal, suddenly, "what made you go and tell Mere Perrache that you were my man of
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business, and that you weren't a doctor? I thought we agreed this morning that you were coming as a doctor?"
Cerizet did not choose to admit that the usurpation of that title had seemed to him dangerous; he feared to
discourage his accomplice.
"I saw that the woman was going to propose a consultation," he replied, "and I got out of it that way."
"Goodness!" exclaimed Madame Cardinal, "they say fine minds come together; that was my dodge, too.
Calling you my man of business seemed to give that old pilferer a few ideas. Did they see you come in, those
porters?"
"I thought, as I went by," replied Cerizet, "that the woman was asleep in her chair."
"And well she might be," said the Cardinal, significantly.
"What, really?" said Cerizet.
"Parbleu!" replied the fishwife; "what's enough for one is enough for two; the rest of the stuff went that way."
"As for the husband, he was there," said Cerizet; "for he gave me a gracious sign of recognition, which I
could have done without."
"Wait till it is quite dark, and we'll play him a comedy that shall fool him finely."
Accordingly, ten minutes later, the fishwife, with a vim that delighted the usurer, organized for the innocent
porter the comedy of a MONSIEUR who would not, out of politeness, let her accompany him to the door; she
herself with equal politeness insisting. Appearing to conduct the sham physician into the street gate she
pretended that the wind had blown out of her lamp, and under pretext of relighting it she put out that of
Perrache. All this racket, accompanied by exclamations and a bewildering loquacity, was so briskly carried
out that the porter, if summoned before the policecourt, would not have hesitated to swear that the doctor,
whose arrival he had witnessed, left the house between nine and ten o'clock.
When the two accomplices were thus in tranquil possession of the field of operations Madame Cardinal hung
up her rabbit'shair shawl before the window to exclude all possible indiscretion on the part of a neighbor. In
the Luxembourg quarter life quiets down early. By ten o'clock all the sounds in the house as well as those out
of doors were stilled, and Cerizet declared that the moment had come to go to work; by beginning at once
they were certain that the sleeper would remain under the influence of the drug; besides, if the booty were
found at once, Madame Cardinal could, under pretence of a sudden attack on her patient, which required her
to fetch a remedy from the apothecary, get the porter to open the street gate for her without suspicion. As all
porters pull the gatecord from their beds, Cerizet would be able to get away at the same time without notice.
Powerful in advice, Cerizet was a very incapable hand in action; and, without the robust assistance of Mere
Cardinal he could never have lifted what might almost be called the corpse of the former drum major.
Completely insensible, Toupillier was now an inert mass, a deadweight, which could, fortunately, be
handled without much precaution, and the athletic Madame Cardinal, gathering strength from her cupidity,
contrived, notwithstanding Cerizet's insufficient assistance, to effect the transfer of her uncle from one bed to
the other.
On rummaging the bed from which the body was moved, nothing was found, and Madame Cardinal, pressed
by Cerizet to explain why she had confidently asserted that her uncle "was lying on one hundred thousand
francs in gold," was forced to admit that a talk with Madame Perrache, and her own fervid imagination were
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the sole grounds of her certainty. Cerizet was furious; having for one whole day dallied with the idea and
hope of fortune, having, moreover, entered upon a dangerous and compromising course of action, only to find
himself, at the supreme moment, face to face withnothing! The disappointment was so bitter that if he had
not been afraid of the muscular strength of his future motherinlaw, he would have rushed upon her with
some frantic intention.
His anger, however, spent itself in words. Harshly abused, Madame Cardinal contented herself by remarking
that all hope was not lost, and then, with a faith that ought to have moved mountains, she set to work to
empty the straw from the mattress she had already vainly explored in all directions. But Cerizet would not
allow that extreme measure; he remarked that after the autopsy of a straw mattress such detritus would
remain upon the floor as must infallibly give rise to suspicion. But the Cardinal, who thought this caution
ridiculous, was determined to, at least, take apart the flock bedstead. The passion of the search gave
extraordinary vigilance to her senses, and as she raised the wooden sideframe she heard the fall of some tiny
object on the floor. Seizing the light she began to search in the mound of filth of all kinds that was under the
bed, and finally laid her hand on a bit of polished steel about half an inch long, the use of which was to her
inexplicable.
"That's a key!" cried Cerizet, who was standing beside her with some indifference, but whose imagination
now set off at a gallop.
"Ha! ha! you see I was right," cried the Cardinal. "But what can it open?" she added, on reflection; "nothing
bigger than a doll's house."
"No," said Cerizet, "it is a modern invention, and very strong locks can be opened with that little instrument."
With a rapid glance he took in all the pieces of furniture in the room; went to the bureau and pulled out the
drawers; looked in the stove, in the table; but nowhere did he find a lock to which the little key could be
adapted.
Suddenly the Cardinal had a flash of illumination.
"See here!" she said. "I remarked that the old thief, as he lay on his bed, never took his eyes off the wall just
opposite to him."
"A cupboard hidden in the wall!" cried Cerizet, seizing the light eagerly; "it is not impossible!"
Examining attentively the door of the alcove, which was opposite the bed's head, he could see nothing there
but a vast accumulation of dust and spiders' webs. He next employed the sense of touch, and began to rap and
sound the wall in all directions. At the spot to which Toupillier's constant gaze was directed he thought he
perceived in a very narrow space a slight sonority, and he presently perceived that he was rapping on wood.
He then rubbed the spot vigorously with his handkerchief, and beneath the thick layer of dust and dirt which
he thus removed he found a piece of oak plank carefully inserted in the wall. On one side of this plank was a
small round hole; it was that of the lock which the key fitted!
While Cerizet was turning the key, which worked with great difficulty, Madame Cardinal, holding the light,
was pale and breathless; but, oh! cruel deception! the cupboard, at last unlocked and open, showed only an
empty space, into which the light in her hand fell uselessly.
Allowing this bacchante to give vent to her despair by saluting her muchbeloved uncle with the harshest
epithets, Cerizet quietly inserted his arm into the cupboard, and after feeling it over at the back, he cried out,
"An iron safe!" adding, impatiently, "Give me more light, Madame Cardinal."
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Then, as the light did not penetrate to the depths of the cupboard, he snatched the candle from the bottle,
where, in default of a candlestick, the Cardinal had stuck it, and, taking it in his hand, moved it carefully over
all parts of the iron safe, the existence of which was now a certainty.
"There is no visible lock," he said. "There must be a secret opening."
"Isn't he sly, that old villain!" exclaimed Madame Cardinal, while Cerizet's bony fingers felt the side of the
safe over minutely.
"Ha!" he exclaimed, after groping for ten minutes, "I have it!"
During this time Madame Cardinal's life seemed actually suspended.
Under the pressure which Cerizet now applied, the iron side rose quickly into the thickness of the wall above,
and in the midst of a mass of gold thrown pellmell into a large excavation that was now exposed to view,
lay a case of red morocco, which, from its size and appearance, gave promise of magnificent booty.
"I take the diamonds for myself," said Cerizet, when he had opened the case and seen the splendid jewels it
contained; "you won't know how to get rid of them. I'll leave you the gold for your share. As for the house
and the money in the Funds, they are not worth the trouble it would be to get the old fellow to make a will."
"Not so fast, my little man!" replied the Cardinal, who thought this decision rather summary; "we will first
count the money"
"Hush!" exclaimed Cerizet, apparently listening to a sound.
"What is it?" asked the Cardinal.
"Don't you hear some one moving below?"
"No, I hear nothing."
Cerizet, making her a sign to be silent, listened attentively.
"I hear a step on the stairs," he said, a moment later.
Then he hastily replaced the morocco case, and made desperate but unavailing efforts to lower the panel.
"Yes!" cried Madame Cardinal, terrified; "some one is really coming." Then, fastening to a hope of safety,
she added, "I dare say it is that insane girl; they say she walks at night."
At any rate, the insane girl (if it were she) had a key to the room, for a moment later, this key was inserted in
the lock. With a rapid glance Madame Cardinal measured the distance to the door; should she have time to
push the bolt? No; certain that it was then too late, so she blew out the candle to give herself at least some
chances in the darkness.
Useless effort! the intruder who now appeared had brought a candle with him.
When Madame Cerizet saw that she had to do with a small, old man of puny appearance, she flung herself
before him with flaming eyes, like a lioness from whom the hunter is seeking to take her cubs.
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"Be calm, my good woman," said the little man, in a jeering tone; "the police are sent for; they will be here in
a moment."
At the word "police" the Cardinal's legs gave way.
"But, monsieur," she said, "why the police? we are not robbers."
"No matter for that; if I were in your place I shouldn't wait for them," said the little old man; "they make
unfortunate mistakes sometimes."
"Can I clear out?" asked the woman, incredulously.
"Yes, if you empty your pockets of anything which has, BY ACCIDENT, got into them."
"Oh! my good monsieur, I haven't a thing in my hands or my pockets; I wasn't here to harm any one,only
to nurse my poor dear uncle; you can search me."
"Come, be off with you! that will do," said the old man.
Madame Cardinal did not oblige him to repeat the order, and she rapidly disappeared down the staircase.
Cerizet made as though he would take the same road.
"You, monsieur, are quite another thing," said the little old man. "You and I must talk together; but if you are
tractable, the affair between us can be settled amicably."
Whether it was that the narcotic had ceased to operate, or that the noise going on about Toupillier put an end
to his sleep, he now opened his eyes and cast around him the glance of a man who endeavors to remember
where he is; then, seeing his precious cupboard open, he found in the emotion that sight produced the strength
to cry out two or three times, "Help! help! robbers!" in a voice that was loud enough to rouse the house.
"No, Toupillier," said the little old man; "you have not been robbed; I came here in time to prevent it; nothing
has been taken."
"Why don't you arrest that villain?" shouted the old pauper, pointing to Cerizet.
"Monsieur is not a thief," replied the old man. "On the contrary, he came up with me to lend assistance."
Then, turning to Cerizet, he added, in a low voice: "I think, my good friend, that we had better postpone the
interview I desire to have with you until tomorrow. Come at ten o'clock to the adjoining house, and ask for
Monsieur du Portail. After what has passed this evening, there will, I ought to warn you, be some danger to
you in not accepting this conference. I shall find you elsewhere, infallibly; for I have the honor to know who
you are; you are the man whom the Opposition journals were accustomed to call 'the courageous Cerizet.'"
In spite of the profound sarcasm of this remark, Cerizet, perceiving that he was not to be treated more
rigorously than Madame Cardinal, felt so pleased with this conclusion that he promised, very readily, to keep
the appointment, and then slipped away with all the haste he could.
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CHAPTER XVI. DU PORTAIL
The next day Cerizet did not fail to appear at the rendezvous given to him. Examined, at first, through the
wicket of the door, he was admitted, after giving his name, into the house, and was ushered immediately to
the study of Monsieur du Portail, whom he found at his desk.
Without rising, and merely making a sign to his guest to take a chair, the little old man continued the letter he
was then writing. After sealing it with wax, with a care and precision that denoted a nature extremely
fastidious and particular, or else a man accustomed to discharge diplomatic functions, du Portail rang for
Bruneau, his valet, and said, as he gave him the letter:
"For the justiceofpeace of the arrondissement."
Then he carefully wiped the steel pen he had just used, restored to their places, symmetrically, all the
displaced articles on his desk, and it was only when these little arrangements were completed that he turned
to Cerizet, and said:
"You know, of course, that we lost that poor Monsieur Toupillier last night?"
"No, really?" said Cerizet, putting on the most sympathetic air he could manage. "This is my first knowledge
of it."
"But you probably expected it. When one gives a dying man an immense bowl of hot wine, which has also
been narcotized,for the Perrache woman slept all night in a sort of lethargy after drinking a small glass of
it,it is evident that the catastrophe has been hastened."
"I am ignorant, monsieur," said Cerizet, with dignity, "of what Madame Cardinal may have given to her
uncle. I have no doubt committed a great piece of thoughtlessness in assisting this woman to obtain an
inheritance to which she assured me she had legal rights; but as to attempting the life of that old pauper, I am
quite incapable of such a thing; nothing of the kind ever entered my mind."
"You wrote me this letter, I think," said du Portail, abruptly, taking from beneath a bohemian glass bowl a
paper which he offered to Cerizet.
"A letter?" replied Cerizet, with the hesitation of a man who doesn't know whether to lie or speak the truth.
"I am quite sure of what I say," continued du Portail. "I have a mania for autographs, and I possess one of
yours, obtained at the period when the Opposition exalted you to the glorious rank of martyr. I have
compared the two writings, and I find that you certainly wrote me, yesterday, the letter which you hold in
your hand, informing me of the money embarrassments of young la Peyrade at the present moment."
"Well," said Cerizet, "knowing that you had given a home to Mademoiselle de la Peyrade, who is probably
cousin of Theodose, I thought I recognized in you the mysterious protector from whom, on more than one
occasion, my friend has received the most generous assistance. Now, as I have a sincere affection for that
poor fellow, it was in his interests that I permitted myself"
"You did quite right," interrupted du Portail. "I am delighted to have fallen in with a friend of la Peyrade. I
ought not to conceal from you that it was this particular fact which protected you last night. But tell me, what
is this about notes for twentyfive thousand francs? Is our friend so badly off in his affairs? Is he leading a
dissipated life?"
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"On the contrary," replied Cerizet, "he's a puritan. Given to the deepest piety, he did not choose to take, as a
barrister, any other cases but those of the poor. He is now on the point of making a rich marriage."
"Ah! is he going to be married? and to whom?"
"To a Demoiselle Colleville, daughter of the secretary of the mayor of the 12th arrondissement. In herself, the
girl has no fortune, but a certain Monsieur Thuillier, her godfather, member of the Council general of the
Seine, has promised her a suitable 'dot.'"
"Who has handled this affair?"
"La Peyrade has been devoted to the Thuillier family, into which he was introduced by Monsieur Dutocq,
clerk of the justiceofpeace of their arrondissement."
"But you wrote me that these notes were signed in favor of Monsieur Dutocq. The affair is a bit of
matrimonial brokerage, in short?"
"Well, something of that kind," replied Cerizet. "You know, monsieur, that in Paris such transactions are very
common. Even the clergy won't disdain to have a finger in them."
"Is the marriage a settled thing?"
"Yes, and within the last few days especially."
"Well, my good sir, I rely on you to put an end to it. I have other views for Theodose,another marriage to
propose to him."
"Excuse me!" said Cerizet, "to break up this marriage would make it impossible for him to pay his notes; and
I have the honor to call your attention to the fact that these particular bills of exchange are serious matters.
Monsieur Dutocq is in the office of the justiceof peace; in other words, he couldn't be easily defeated in
such a matter."
"The debt to Monsieur Dutocq you shall buy off yourself," replied du Portail. "Make arrangements with him
to that effect. Should Theodose prove reluctant to carry out my plans, those notes may become a useful
weapon in our hands. You will take upon yourself to sue him for them, and you shall have no money
responsibility in the matter. I will pay you the amount of the notes for Dutocq, and your costs in suing
Theodose."
"You are square in business, monsieur," said Cerizet. "There's some pleasure in being your agent. Now, if
you think the right moment has come, I should be glad if you would give me some better light on the mission
you are doing me the honor to place in my hands."
"You spoke just now," replied du Portail, "of the cousin of Theodose, Mademoiselle Lydie de la Peyrade.
This young woman, who is not in her first youth, for she is nearly thirty, is the natural daughter of the
celebrated Mademoiselle Beaumesnil of the Theatre Francais and Peyrade, the commissarygeneral of police
under the Empire, and the uncle of our friend. Until his death, which occurred suddenly, leaving his daughter,
whom he loved tenderly, without means of support, I was bound to that excellent man with the warmest
friendship."
Glad to show that he had some knowledge of du Portail's interior life, Cerizet hastened to remark:
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"And you have secretly fulfilled the duties of that friendship, monsieur; for, in taking into your home that
interesting orphan you assumed a difficult guardianship. Mademoiselle de la Peyrade's state of health
requires, I am told, a care not only affectionate, but persevering."
"Yes," replied du Portail, "the poor girl, after the death of her father, was so cruelly tried that her mind has
been somewhat affected; but a fortunate change has lately occurred in her condition, and only yesterday I
called in consultation Doctor Bianchon and the two physiciansincharge of Bicetre and the Salpetriere.
These gentlemen unanimously declare that marriage and the birth of a first child would undoubtedly restore
her to perfect health. You can readily understand that the remedy is too easy and agreeable not to be
attempted."
"Then," said Cerizet, "it is to Mademoiselle Lydie de la Peyrade, his cousin, that you wish to marry
Theodose."
"You have said it," returned du Portail, "and you must not think that our young friend, if he accepts the
marriage, will be called upon to show a gratuitous devotion. Lydie is very agreeable in person; she has
talents, a charming disposition, and she can bring to bear, in her husband's interest, a strong influence in
public life. She has, moreover, a pretty fortune, consisting of what her mother left her, and of my entire
property, which, having no heirs myself, I intend to secure to her in the marriage contract. Besides all this,
she has this very night acquired a not inconsiderable legacy."
"What!" exclaimed Cerizet, "do you mean that old Toupillier"
"By a will in his own handwriting, which I have here, that old pauper constitutes her his sole legatee. You
see, therefore, that I showed some kindness in not proceeding against you and Madame Cardinal for your
little attempt last night; it was simply our property that you were trying to pillage."
"Heavens!" cried Cerizet, "I won't pretend to excuse Madame Cardinal's misconduct; and yet, as one of the
legal heirs, dispossessed by a stranger, she had, it seems to me, some right to the indulgence which you
certainly showed to her."
"In that you are mistaken," said du Portail; "the apparent liberality of the old beggar to Mademoiselle de la
Peyrade happens to be only a restitution."
"A restitution!" exclaimed Cerizet, in a tone of curiosity.
"A restitution," repeated du Portail, "and nothing is easier than to prove it. Do you remember the robbery of
some diamonds from one of our dramatic celebrities about ten years ago?"
"Yes," replied Cerizet. "I was manager of one of my newspapers at the time, and I used to write the 'Paris
items.' But stay, I remember, the actress who lost them was Mademoiselle Beaumesnil."
"Precisely; the mother of Mademoiselle de la Peyrade."
"Consequently, this miserable old Toupillierno, I remember that the thief was convicted; his name was
Charles Crochard. It was said, under the rose, that he was the natural son of a great personage, the Comte de
Granville, attorneygeneral under the Restoration." [See "A Double Life."]
"Well," said du Portail, "this is how it happened. The robbery was committed in a house in the rue de
Tournon, occupied by Mademoiselle Beaumesnil. Charles Crochard, who was a handsome fellow, was said to
have the run of it"
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"Yes, yes," cried Cerizet, "I remember Mademoiselle Beaumesnil's embarrassment when she gave her
testimonyand also the total extinction of voice that attacked her when the judge asked her age."
"The robbery," continued du Portail, "was audaciously committed in the daytime; and no sooner did Charles
Crochard get possession of the casket than he went to the church of SaintSulpice, where he had an
appointment with an accomplice, who, being supplied with a passport, was to start immediately with the
diamonds for foreign parts. It so chanced that on entering the church, instead of meeting the man he expected,
who was a trifle late, Charles Crochard came face to face with a celebrated agent of the detective force, who
was well known to him, inasmuch as the young rascal was not at his first scrimmage with the police. The
absence of his accomplice, this encounter with the detective, and, lastly, a rapid movement made by the latter,
by the merest chance, toward the door, induced the robber to fancy he was being watched. Losing his head
under this idea, he wanted, at any cost, to put the casket out of his possession, knowing that if arrested, as he
expected, at the door of the church, it would be a damning proof against him. Catching sight at that moment
of Toupillier, who was then the giver of holy water, 'My man,' said he, making sure that no one overheard
their colloquy, 'will you take care of this little package for me? It is a box of lace. I am going near by to a
countess who is slow to pay her bill; and if I have the lace with me she'll want to see it, for it is a new style,
and she'll ask me to leave it with her on credit, instead of paying the bill; therefore I don't want to take it.
But,' he added, 'be sure not to touch the paper that wraps the box, for there's nothing harder than to do up a
package in the same folds'"
"The booby!" cried Cerizet, naively; "why, that very caution would make the man want to open it."
"You are an able casuist," said du Portail. "Well, an hour later, Charles Crochard, finding that nothing
happened to him, returned to the church to obtain his deposit, but Toupillier was no longer there. You can
imagine the anxiety with which Charles Crochard attended early mass the next day, and approached the giver
of holy water, who was there, sure enough, attending to his functions. But night, they say, brings counsel; the
worthy beggar audaciously declared that he had received no package, and did not know what his interlocutor
meant."
"And there was no possibility of arguing with him, for that would be exposure," remarked Cerizet, who was
not far from sympathizing in a trick so boldly played.
"No doubt," resumed du Portail; "the robbery was already noised about, and Toupillier, who was a very able
fellow, had calculated that Charles Crochard would not dare to publicly accuse him, for that would reveal the
theft. In fact, on his trial Charles Crochard never said a word of his mishap, and during the six years he spent
at the galleys (he was condemned to ten, but four were remitted) he did not open his lips to a single soul
about the treachery of which he had been a victim."
"That was pretty plucky," said Cerizet; the tale excited him, and he showed openly that he saw the matter as
an artist and a connoisseur.
"In that interval," continued du Portail, "Madame Beaumesnil died, leaving her daughter a few fragments of a
once great fortune, and the diamonds which the will expressly stated Lydie was to receive 'in case they were
recovered.'"
"Ha! ha!" exclaimed Cerizet, "bad for Toupillier, because, having to do with a man of your calibre"
"Charles Crochard's first object on being liberated was vengeance on Toupillier, and his first step was to
denounce him to the police as receiver of the stolen property. Taken in hand by the law, Toupillier defended
himself with such singular goodhumor, being able to show that no proof whatever existed against him, that
the examining judge let him off. He lost his place, however, as giver of holy water, obtaining, with great
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difficulty, permission to beg at the door of the church. For my part, I was certain of his guilt; and I managed
to have the closest watch kept upon him; though I relied far more upon myself. Being a man of means and
leisure, I stuck, as you may say, to the skin of my thief, and did, in order to unmask him, one of the cleverest
things of my career. He was living at that time in the rue du Coeur Volant. I succeeded in becoming the
tenant of the room adjoining his; and one night, through a gimlet hole I had drilled in the partition, I saw my
man take the case of diamonds from a very cleverly contrived hidingplace. He sat for an hour gazing at
them and fondling them; he made them sparkle in the light, he pressed them passionately to his lips. The man
actually loved those diamonds for themselves, and had never thought of turning them to money."
"I understand," said Cerizet,"a mania like that of Cardillac, the jeweller, which has now been dramatized."
"That is just it," returned du Portail; "the poor wretch was in love with that casket; so that when, shortly after,
I entered his room and told him I knew all, he proposed to me to leave him the life use of what he called the
consolation of his old age, pledging himself to make Mademoiselle de la Peyrade his sole heir, revealing to
me at the same time the existence of a hoard of gold (to which he was adding every day), and also the
possession of a house and an investment in the Funds."
"If he made that proposal in good faith," said Cerizet, "it was a desirable one. The interest of the capital sunk
in the diamonds was more than returned by that from the other property."
"You now see, my dear sir," said du Portail, "that I was not mistaken in trusting him. All my precautions were
well taken; I exacted that he should occupy a room in the house I lived in, where I could keep a close eye
upon him. I assisted him in making that hidingplace, the secret of which you discovered so cleverly; but
what you did not find out was that in touching the spring that opened the iron safe you rang a bell in my
apartment, which warned me of any attempt that was made to remove our treasure."
"Poor Madame Cardinal!" cried Cerizet, goodhumoredly, "how far she was from suspecting it!"
"Now here's the situation," resumed du Portail. "On account of the interest I feel in the nephew of my old
friend, and also, on account of the relationship, this marriage seems to me extremely desirable; in short, I
unite Theodose to his cousin and her 'dot.' As it is possible that, considering the mental state of his future
wife, Theodose may object to sharing my views, I have not thought it wise to make this proposal directly to
himself. You have suddenly turned up upon my path; I know already that you are clever and wily, and that
knowledge induces me to put this little matrimonial negotiation into your hands. Now, I think, you
understand the matter thoroughly; speak to him of a fine girl, with one little drawback, but, on the other hand,
a comfortable fortune. Do not name her to him; and come here and let me know how the proposal has been
taken."
"Your confidence delights me as much as it honors me," replied Cerizet, "and I will justify it the best I can."
"We must not expect too much," said du Portail. "Refusal will be the first impulse of a man who has an affair
on hand elsewhere; but we need not consider ourselves beaten. I shall not easily give up a plan which I know
to be just, even if I push my zeal so far as to put la Peyrade under lock and key in Clichy. I am resolved not to
take no for his answer to a proposal of which, in the end, he cannot fail to see the propriety. Therefore, in any
case, buy up those notes from Monsieur Dutocq."
"At par?" asked Cerizet.
"Yes, at par, if you cannot do better; we are not going to haggle over a few thousand francs; only, when this
transaction is arranged, Monsieur Dutocq must pledge us either his assistance, or, at the very least, his
neutrality. After what you have said of the other marriage, it is unnecessary for me to warn you that there is
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not a moment to lose in putting our irons into the fire."
"Two days hence I have an appointment with la Peyrade," said Cerizet. "We have a little matter of business of
our own to settle. Don't you think it would be best to wait till then, when I can introduce the proposal
incidentally? In case of resistance, I think that arrangement would best conduce to OUR dignity."
"So be it," said du Portail; "it isn't much of a delay. Remember, monsieur, that if you succeed you have, in
place of a man able to bring you to a stern account for your IMPRUDENT ASSISTANCE to Madame
Cardinal, a greatly obliged person, who will be ready at all times to serve you, and whose influence is greater
than is generally supposed."
After these friendly words, the pair separated with a thoroughly good understanding, and well satisfied with
each other.
CHAPTER XVII. IN WHICH THE LAMB DEVOURS THE WOLF
The evening before the day already agreed upon, Theodose received from Cerizet the following note:
"Tomorrow, lease or no lease, Rocher de Cancale, halfpast six o'clock."
As for Dutocq, Cerizet saw him every day, for he was still his copying clerk; he therefore gave him his
invitation by word of mouth; but the attentive reader must remark a difference in the hour named: "Quarter
pastsix, Rocher de Cancale," said Cerizet. It was evident, therefore, that he wanted that fifteen minutes with
Dutocq before the arrival of la Peyrade.
These minutes the usurer proposed to employ in jockeying Dutocq in the purchase of the notes; he fancied
that if the proposition to buy them were suddenly put before him without the slightest preparation it might be
more readily received. By not leaving the seller time to bethink himself, perhaps he might lead him to loosen
his grasp, and the notes once bought below par, he could consider at his leisure whether to pocket the
difference or curry favor with du Portail for the discount he had obtained. Let us say, moreover, that apart
from selfinterest, Cerizet would still have endeavored to scrape a little profit out of his friend; 'twas an
instinct and a need of his nature. He had as great a horror for straight courses as the lovers of English gardens
show in the lines of their paths.
Dutocq, having still a portion of the cost of his practice to pay off, was forced to live very sparingly, so that a
dinner at the Rocher de Cancale was something of an event in the economy of his straitened existence. He
arrived, therefore, with that punctuality which testifies to an interest in the occasion, and precisely at a quarter
past six he entered the private room of the restaurant where Cerizet awaited him.
"It is queer," he said; "here we are returned to precisely the situation in which we began our business
relationship with la Peyrade, except, to be sure, that this present place of meeting of the three emperors is
more comfortable; I prefer the Tilsit of the rue Montgorgeuil to the Tilsit of the Cheval Rouge."
"Faith!" said Cerizet, "I don't know that the results justify the change, for, to be frank, where are the profits to
US in the scheme of our triumvirate?"
"But," said Dutocq, "it was a bargain with a long time limit. It can't be said that la Peyrade has lost much time
in getting installed forgive the punat the Thuilleries. The scamp has made his way pretty fast, you must
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own that."
"Not so fast but what his marriage," said Cerizet, "is at the present moment a very doubtful thing."
"Doubtful!" cried Dutocq; "why doubtful?"
"Well, I am commissioned to propose to him another wife, and I'm not sure that any choice is left to him."
"What the devil are you about, my dear fellow, lending your hand in this way to another marriage when you
know we have a mortgage on the first?"
"One isn't always master of circumstances, my friend; I saw at once when the new affair was laid before me
that the one we had settled on must infallibly go by the board. Consequently, I've tried to work it round in our
interests, yours and mine."
"Ah ca! do you mean they are pulling caps for this Theodose? Who is the new match? Has she money?"
"The 'dot' is pretty good; quite as much as Mademoiselle Colleville's."
"Then I wouldn't give a fig for it. La Peyrade has signed those notes and he will pay them."
"Will he pay them? that's the question. You are not a business man, neither is Theodose; it may come into his
head to dispute the validity of those notes. What security have we that if the facts about their origin should
come out, and the Thuillier marriage shouldn't come off, the court of commerce mightn't annul them as
'obligations without cause.' For my part, I should laugh at such a decision; I can stand it; and, moreover, my
precautions are taken; but you, as clerk to a justiceofpeace, don't you see that such an affair would give the
chancellor a bone to pick with you?"
"But, my good fellow," said Dutocq, with the illhumor of a man who sees himself face to face with an
argument he can't refute, "you seem to have a mania for stirring up matters and meddling with"
"I tell you again," said Cerizet, "this came to me; I didn't seek it; but I saw at once that there was no use
struggling against the influence that is opposing us; so I chose the course of saving ourselves by a sacrifice."
"A sacrifice! what sort of sacrifice?"
"Parbleu! I've sold my share of those notes, leaving those who bought them to fight it out with Master
barrister."
"Who is the purchaser?"
"Who do you suppose would step into my shoes unless it were the persons who have an interest in this other
marriage, and who want to hold a power over Theodose, and control him by force if necessary."
"Then my share of the notes is equally important to them?"
"No doubt; but I couldn't speak for you until I had consulted you."
"What do they offer?"
"Hang it! my dear fellow, the same that I accepted. Knowing better than you the danger of their competition I
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sold out to them on very bad terms."
"Well, but what are they, those terms?"
"I gave up my shares for fifteen thousand francs."
"Come, come!" said Dutocq, shrugging his shoulders, "what you are after is to recover a loss (if you made it)
by a commission on my shareand perhaps, after all, the whole thing is only a plot between you and la
Peyrade"
"At any rate, my good friend, you don't mince your words; an infamous thought comes into your head and
you state it with charming frankness. Luckily you shall presently hear me make the proposal to Theodose,
and you are clever enough to know by his manner if there has been any connivance between us."
"So be it!" said Dutocq. "I withdraw the insinuation; but I must say your employers are pirates; I call their
proposal throttling people. I have not, like you, something to fall back upon."
"Well, you poor fellow, this is how I reasoned: I said to myself, That good Dutocq is terribly pressed for the
last payment on his practice; this will give him enough to pay it off at one stroke; events have proved that
there are great uncertainties about our Theodoseand Thuillier scheme; here's money down, live money, and
therefore it won't be so bad a bargain after all."
"It is a loss of twofifths!"
"Come," said Cerizet, "you were talking just now of commissions. I see a means of getting one for you if
you'll engage to batter down this Colleville marriage. If you will cry it down as you have lately cried it up I
shouldn't despair of getting you a round twenty thousand out of the affair."
"Then you think that this new proposal will not be agreeable to la Peyrade,that he'll reject it? Is it some
heiress on whom he has already taken a mortgage?"
"All that I can tell you is that these people expect some difficulty in bringing the matter to a conclusion."
"Well, I don't desire better than to follow your lead and do what is disagreeable to la Peyrade; but five
thousand francsthink of it!it is too much to lose."
At this moment the door opened, and a waiter ushered in the expected guest.
"You can serve dinner," said Cerizet to the waiter; "we are all here."
It was plain that Theodose was beginning to take wing toward higher social spheres; elegance was becoming
a constant thought in his mind. He appeared in a dress suit and varnished shoes, whereas his two associates
received him in frockcoats and muddy boots.
"Gentlemen," he said, "I think I am a little late, but that devil of a Thuillier is the most intolerable of human
beings about a pamphlet I am concocting for him. I was unlucky enough to agree to correct the proofs with
him, and over every paragraph there's a fight. 'What I can't understand,' he says, 'the public can't, either. I'm
not a man of letters, but I'm a practical man'; and that's the way we battle it, page after page. I thought the
sitting this afternoon would never end."
"How unreasonable you are, my dear fellow," said Dutocq; "when a man wants to succeed he must have the
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courage to make sacrifices. Once married, you can lift your head."
"Ah, yes!" said la Peyrade with a sigh, "I'll lift it; for since the day you made me eat this bread of anguish I've
become terribly sick of it."
"Cerizet," said Dutocq, "has a plan that will feed you more succulently."
Nothing more was said at the moment, for justice had to be done to the excellent fare ordered by Cerizet in
honor of his coming lease. As usually happens at dinners where affairs are likely to be discussed, each man,
with his mind full of them, took pains not to approach those topics, fearing to compromise his advantages by
seeming eager; the conversation, therefore, continued for a long time on general subjects, and it was not until
the dessert was served that Cerizet brought himself to ask la Peyrade what had been settled about the terms of
his lease.
"Nothing, my friend," replied Theodose.
"What! nothing? I certainly allowed you time enough to decide the matter."
"Well, as to that, something is decided. There will not be any principal tenant at all; Mademoiselle Brigitte is
going to let the house herself."
"That's a singular thing," said Cerizet, stiffly. "After your agreement with me, I certainly did not expect such
a result as this."
"How can I help it, my dear fellow? I agreed with you, barring amendments on the other side; I wasn't able to
give another turn to the affair. In her natural character as a managing woman and a sample of perpetual
motion, Brigitte has reflected that she might as well manage that house herself and put into her own pocket
the profits you proposed to make. I said all I could about the cares and annoyances which she would certainly
saddle upon herself. 'Oh! nonsense!' she said; 'they'll stir my blood and do my health good!'"
"It is pitiable!" said Cerizet. "That poor old maid will never know which end to take hold of; she doesn't
imagine what it is to have an empty house, and which must be filled with tenants from garret to cellar."
"I plied her with all those arguments," replied la Peyrade; "but I couldn't move her resolution. Don't you see,
my dear democrats, you stirred up the revolution of '89; you thought to make a fine speculation in dethroning
the noble by the bourgeois, and the end of it is you are shoved out yourselves. This looks like paradox; but
you've found out now that the peasant and clodhopper isn't malleable; he can't be forced down and kept under
like the noble. The aristocracy, on behalf of its dignity, would not condescend to common cares, and was
therefore dependent on a crowd of plebeian servitors to whom it had to trust for threefourths of the actions
of its own life. That was the reign of stewards and bailiffs, wily fellows, into whose hands the interests of the
great families passed, and who fed and grew fat on the parings of the great fortunes they managed. But
nowadays, utilitarian theories, as they call them, have come to the fore,'We are never so well served as
by ourselves,' 'There's no shame in attending to one's own business,' and many other bourgeois maxims which
have suppressed the role of intermediaries. Why shouldn't Mademoiselle Brigitte Thuillier manage her own
house when dukes and peers go in person to the Bourse, where such men sign their own leases and read the
deeds before they sign them, and go themselves to the notary, whom, in former days, they considered a
servant."
During this time Cerizet had time to recover from the blow he had just received squarely in the face, and to
think of the transition he had to make from one set of interests to the other, of which he was now the agent.
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"What you are declaiming there is all very clever," he said, carelessly, "but the thing that proves to me our
defeat is the fact that you are not on the terms with Mademoiselle Thuillier you would have us believe you
are. She is slipping through your fingers; and I don't think that marriage is anything like as certain as Dutocq
and I have been fancying it was."
"Well, no doubt," said la Peyrade, "there are still some touches to be given to our sketch, but I believe it is
well under way."
"And I think, on the contrary, that you have lost ground; and the reason is simple: you have done those people
an immense service; and that's a thing never forgiven."
"Well, we shall see," said la Peyrade. "I have more than one hold upon them."
"No, you are mistaken. You thought you did a brilliant thing in putting them on a pinnacle, but the fact is you
emancipated them; they'll keep you now at heel. The human heart, particularly the bourgeois heart, is made
that way. If I were in your place I shouldn't feel so sure of being on solid ground, and if something else turned
up that offered me a good chance"
"What! just because I couldn't get you the lease of that house do you want to knock everything to pieces?"
"No," said Cerizet, "I am not looking at the matter in the light of my own interests; I don't doubt that as a
trustworthy friend you have done every imaginable thing to promote them; but I think the manner in which
you have been shoved aside a very disturbing symptom. It even decides me to tell you something I did not
intend to speak of; because, in my opinion, when persons start a course they ought to keep on steadily,
looking neither forward nor back, and not allowing themselves to be diverted to other aspirations."
"Ah ca!" cried la Peyrade, "what does all this verbiage mean? Have you anything to propose to me? What's
the price of it?"
"My dear Theodose," said Cerizet, paying no attention to the impertinence, "you yourself can judge of the
value of discovering a young girl, well broughtup, adorned with beauty and talents and a 'dot' equal to that
of Celeste, which she has in her own right, PLUS fifty thousand francs' worth of diamonds (as Mademoiselle
Georges says on her posters in the provinces), and, moreover,a fact which ought to strike the mind of an
ambitious man,a strong political influence, which she can use for a husband."
"And this treasure you hold in your hand?" said la Peyrade, in a tone of incredulity.
"Better still, I am authorized to offer it to you; in fact, I might say that I am charged to do so."
"My friend, you are poking fun at me; unless, indeed, this phoenix has some hideous or prohibitory defect."
"Well, I'll admit," said Cerizet, "that there is a slight objection, not on the score of family, for, to tell the truth,
the young woman has none"
"Ah!" said la Peyrade, "a natural childWell, what next?"
"Next, she is not so very young,something like twentynine or so; but there's nothing easier than to turn an
elderly girl into a young widow if you have imagination."
"Is that all the venom in it?"
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"Yes, all that is irreparable."
"What do you mean by that? Is it a case of rhinoplasty?"
Addressed to Cerizet the word had an aggressive air, which, in fact, was noticeable since the beginning of the
dinner in the whole manner and conversation of the barrister. But it did not suit the purpose of the negotiator
to resent it.
"No," he replied, "our nose is as well made as our foot and our waist; but we may, perhaps, have a slight
touch of hysteria."
"Oh! very good," said la Peyrade; "and as from hysteria to insanity there is but a step"
"Well, yes," interrupted Cerizet, hastily, "sorrows have affected our brain slightly; but the doctors are
unanimous in their diagnosis; they all say that after the birth of the first child not a trace will remain of this
little trouble."
"I am willing to admit that doctors are infallible," replied la Peyrade; "but, in spite of your discouragement,
you must allow me, my friend, to persist in my suit to Mademoiselle Colleville. Perhaps it is ridiculous to
confess it, but the truth is I am gradually falling in love with that little girl. It isn't that her beauty is
resplendent, or that the glitter of her 'dot' has dazzled me, but I find in that child a great fund of sound sense
joined to simplicity; and, what to mind is of greater consequence, her sincere and solid piety attracts me; I
think a husband ought to be very happy with her."
"Yes," said Cerizet, who, having been on the stage, may very well have known his Moliere, "this marriage
will crown your wishes with all good; it will be filled with sweetness and with pleasures."
The allusion to Tartuffe was keenly felt by la Peyrade, who took it up and said, hotly:
"The contact with innocence will disinfect me of the vile atmosphere in which I have lived too long."
"And you will pay your notes of hand," added Cerizet, "which I advise you to do with the least possible
delay; for Dutocq here was saying to me just now that he would like to see the color of your money."
"I? not at all," interposed Dutocq. "I think, on the contrary, that our friend has a right to the delay."
"Well," said la Peyrade, "I agree with Cerizet. I hold that the less a debt is due, and therefore the more
insecure and open to contention it is, the sooner one ought to free one's self by paying it."
"But, my dear la Peyrade," said Dutocq, "why take this bitter tone?"
Pulling from his pocket a portfolio, la Peyrade said:
"Have you those notes with you, Dutocq?"
"Faith! no, my dear fellow," replied Dutocq, "I don't carry them about with me; besides, they are in Cerizet's
hands."
"Well," said the barrister, rising, "whenever you come to my house I'll pay you on the nail, as Cerizet can tell
you."
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"What! are you going to leave us without your coffee?" said Cerizet, amazed to the last degree.
"Yes; I have an arbitration case at eight o'clock. Besides, we have said all we had to say. You haven't your
lease, but you've got your twenty five thousand francs in full, and those of Dutocq are ready for him
whenever he chooses to come to my office. I see nothing now to prevent me from going where my private
business calls me, and I therefore very cordially bid you goodbye."
"Ah ca! Dutocq," cried Cerizet, as la Peyrade disappeared, "this means a rupture."
"Prepared with the utmost care," added Dutocq. "Did you notice the air with which he pulled out that
pocketbook?"
"But where the devil," said the usurer, "could he have got the money?"
"Probably," replied Dutocq, sarcastically, "where he got that with which he paid you in full for those notes
you sold at a sacrifice."
"My dear Dutocq," said Cerizet, "I'll explain to you the circumstances under which that insolent fellow freed
himself, and you'll see if he didn't rob me of fifteen thousand francs."
"Possibly, but you, my worthy clerk, were trying to get ten thousand away from me."
"No, no; I was positively ordered to buy up your claim; and you ought to remember that my offer had risen to
twenty thousand when Theodose came in."
"Well," said Dutocq, "when we leave here we'll go to your house, where you will give me those notes; for,
you'll understand that tomorrow morning, at the earliest decent hour, I shall go to la Peyrade's office; I don't
mean to let his paying humor cool."
"And right you are; for I can tell you now that before long there'll be a fine upset in his life."
"Then the thing is really seriousthis tale of a crazy woman you want him to marry? I must say that in his
place, with these moneymatters evidently on the rise, I should have backed out of your proposals just as he
did. Ninas and Ophelias are all very well on the stage, but in a home"
"In a home, when they bring a 'dot,' we can be their guardian," replied Cerizet, sententiously. "In point of
fact, we get a fortune and not a wife."
"Well," said Dutocq, "that's one way to look at it."
"If you are willing," said Cerizet, "let us go and take our coffee somewhere else. This dinner has turned out so
foolishly that I want to get out of this room, where there's no air." He rang for the waiter. "Garcon!" he said,
"the bill."
"Monsieur, it is paid."
"Paid! by whom?"
"By the gentleman who just went out."
"But this is outrageous," cried Cerizet. "I ordered the dinner, and you allow some one else to pay for it!"
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"It wasn't I, monsieur," said the waiter; "the gentleman went and paid the 'dame du comptoir'; she must have
thought it was arranged between you. Besides, it is not so uncommon for gentlemen to have friendly disputes
about paying."
"That's enough," said Cerizet, dismissing the waiter.
"Won't these gentlemen take their coffee?it is paid for," said the man before he left the room.
"A good reason for not taking it," replied Cerizet, angrily. "It is really inconceivable that in a house of this
kind such an egregious blunder should be committed. What do you think of such insolence?" he added, when
the waiter had left the room.
"Bah!" exclaimed Dutocq, taking his hat, "it is a schoolboy proceeding; he wanted to show he had money; it
is easy to see he never had any before."
"No, no! that's not it," said Cerizet; "he meant to mark the rupture. 'I will not owe you even a dinner,' is what
he says to me."
"But, after all," said Dutocq, "this banquet was given to celebrate your enthronement as principal tenant of
the grand house. Well, he has failed to get you the lease, and I can understand that his conscience was uneasy
at letting you pay for a dinner which, like those notes of mine, were an 'obligation without cause.'"
Cerizet made no reply to this malicious observation. They had reached the counter where reigned the dame
who had permitted the improper payment, and, for the sake of his dignity, the usurer thought it proper to
make a fuss. After which the two men departed, and the copyingclerk took his employer to a low
coffeehouse in the Passage du Saumon. There Cerizet recovered his goodhumor; he was like a fish out of
water suddenly returned to his native element; for he had reached that state of degradation when he felt ill at
ease in places frequented by good society; and it was with a sort of sensuous pleasure that he felt himself
back in the vulgar place where they were noisily playing pool for the benefit of a "former conqueror of the
Bastille."
In this establishment Cerizet enjoyed the fame of being a skilful billiardplayer, and he was now entreated to
take part in a game already begun. In technical language, he "bought his ball"; that is, one of the players sold
him his turn and his chances. Dutocq profited by this arrangement to slip away, on pretence of inquiring for a
sick friend.
Presently, in his shirtsleeves, with a pipe between his lips, Cerizet made one of those masterly strokes which
bring down the house with frantic applause. As he waited a moment, looking about him triumphantly, his eye
lighted on a terrible killjoy. Standing among the spectators with his chin on his cane, du Portail was steadily
watching him.
A tinge of red showed itself in Cerizet's cheeks. He hesitated to bow or to recognize the old gentleman, a
most unlikely person to meet in such a place. Not knowing how to take the unpleasant encounter, he went on
playing; but his hand betrayed his uneasiness, and presently an unlucky stroke threw him out of the game.
While he was putting on his coat in a tolerably illhumor, du Portail passed, almost brushing him, on his way
to the door.
"Rue Montmartre, at the farther end of the Passage," said the old man, in a low tone.
When they met, Cerizet had the bad taste to try to explain the disreputable position in which he had just been
detected.
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"But," said du Portail, "in order to see you there, I had to be there myself."
"True," returned Cerizet. "I was rather surprised to see a quiet inhabitant of the SaintSulpice quarter in such
a place."
"It merely proves to you," said the little old man, in a tone which cut short all explanation, and all curiosity,
"that I am in the habit of going pretty nearly everywhere, and that my star leads me into the path of those
persons whom I wish to meet. I was thinking of you at the very moment you came in. Well, what have you
done?"
"Nothing good," replied Cerizet. "After playing me a devilish trick which deprived me of a magnificent bit of
business, our man rejected your overture with scorn. There is no hope whatever in that claim of Dutocq's; for
la Peyrade is chockfull of money; he wanted to pay the notes just now, and tomorrow morning he will
certainly do so."
"Does he regard his marriage to this Demoiselle Colleville as a settled thing?"
"He not only considers it settled, but he is trying now to make people believe it is a lovematch. He rattled
off a perfect tirade to convince me that he is really in love."
"Very well," said du Portail, wishing, perhaps, to show that he could, on occasion, use the slang of a low
billiardroom, "'stop the charge'" (meaning: Do nothing more); "I will undertake to bring monsieur to reason.
But come and see me tomorrow, and tell me all about the family he intends to enter. You have failed in this
affair; but don't mind that; I shall have others for you."
So saying, he signed to the driver of an empty citadine, which was passing, got into it, and, with a nod to
Cerizet, told the man to drive to the rue HonoreChevalier.
As Cerizet walked down the rue Montmartre to regain the Estrapade quarter, he puzzled his brains to divine
who that little old man with the curt speech, the imperious manner, and a tone that seemed to cast upon all
those with whom he spoke a boardinggrapnel, could be; a man, too, who came from such a distance to
spend his evening in a place where, judging by his clothes alone, he had no business to be.
Cerizet had reached the Market without finding any solution to that problem, when he was roughly shaken
out of it by a heavy blow in the back. Turning hastily, he found himself in presence of Madame Cardinal, an
encounter with whom, at a spot where she came every morning to get fish to peddle, was certainly not
surprising.
Since that evening in Toupillier's garret, the worthy woman, in spite of the clemency so promptly shown to
her, had judged it imprudent to make other than very short apparitions in her own domicile, and for the last
two days she had been drowning among the liquordealers (called "retailers of comfort") the pangs of her
defeat. With flaming face and thickened voice she now addressed her late accomplice:
"Well, papa," she said, "what happened after I left you with that little old fellow?"
"I made him understand in a very few words," replied the banker of the poor, "that it was all a mistake as to
me. In this affair, my dear Madame Cardinal, you behaved with a really unpardonable heedlessness. How
came you to ask my assistance in obtaining your inheritance from your uncle, when with proper inquiry you
might have known there was a natural daughter, in whose favor he had long declared he should make a will?
That little old man, who interrupted you in your foolish attempt to anticipate your legacy, was no other than
the guardian of the daughter to whom everything is left."
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"Ha! guardian, indeed! a fine thing, guardian!" cried the Cardinal. "To talk of a woman of my age, just
because I wanted to see if my uncle owned anything at all, to talk to ME of the police! It's hateful! it's
DISGUSTING!"
"Come, come!" said Cerizet, "you needn't complain; you got off cheaply."
"Well, and you, who broke the locks and said you were going to take the diamonds, under color of marrying
my daughter! Just as if she would have you,a legitimate daughter like her! 'Never, mother,' said she; 'never
will I give my heart to a man with such a nose.'"
"So you've found her, have you?" said Cerizet.
"Not until last night. She has left her blackguard of a player, and she is now, I flatter myself, in a fine
position, eating money; has her citadine by the month, and is much respected by a barrister who would marry
her at once, but he has got to wait till his parents die, for the father happens to be mayor, and the government
wouldn't like it."
"What mayor?"
"11th arrondissement,Minard, powerfully rich, used to do a business in cocoa."
"Ah! very good! very good! I know all about him. You say Olympe is living with his son?"
"Well, not to say living together, for that would make talk, though he only sees her with good motives. He
lives at home with his father, but he has bought their furniture, and has put it, and my daughter, too, into a
lodging in the Chausee d'Antin; stylish quarter, isn't it?"
"It seems to me pretty well arranged," said Cerizet; "and as Heaven, it appears, didn't destine us for each
other"
"No, yes, well, that's how it was; and I think that girl is going to give me great satisfaction; and there's
something I want to consult you about."
"What?" demanded Cerizet.
"Well, my daughter being in luck, I don't think I ought to continue to cry fish in the streets; and now that my
uncle has disinherited me, I have, it seems to me, a right to an 'elementary allowance.'"
"You are dreaming, my poor woman; your daughter is a minor; it is you who ought to be feeding her; the law
doesn't require her to give you aliment."
"Then do you mean," said Madame Cardinal, "that those who have nothing are to give to those who have
much? A fine thing such a law as that! It's as bad as guardians who, for nothing at all, talk about calling the
police. Yes! I'd like to see 'em calling the police to me! Let 'em guillotine me! It won't prevent my saying that
the rich are swindlers; yes, swindlers! and the people ought to make another revolution to get their rights; and
THEN, my lad, you, and my daughter, and barrister Minard, and that little old guardian, you'll all come down
under it"
Perceiving that his exmotherinlaw was reaching stage of exaltation that was not unalarming, Cerizet
hastened to get away, her epithets pursuing him for more than a hundred feet; but he comforted himself by
thinking that he would make her pay for them the next time she came to his back to ask for a "convenience."
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CHAPTER XVIII. SET A SAINT TO CATCH A SAINT
As he approached his own abode, Cerizet, who was nothing so little as courageous, felt an emotion of fear.
He perceived a form ambushed near the door, which, as he came nearer, detached itself as if to meet him.
Happily, it was only Dutocq. He came for his notes. Cerizet returned them in some illhumor, complaining of
the distrust implied in a visit at such an hour. Dutocq paid no attention to this sensitiveness, and the next
morning, very early, he presented himself at la Peyrade's.
La Peyrade paid, as he had promised, on the nail, and to a few sentinel remarks uttered by Dutocq as soon as
the money was in his pocket, he answered with marked coldness. His whole external appearance and
behavior was that of a slave who has burst his chain and has promised himself not to make a gospel use of his
liberty.
As he conducted his visitor to the door, the latter came face to face with a woman in servant's dress, who was
just about to ring the bell. This woman was, apparently, known to Dutocq, for he said to her:
"Ha ha! little woman; so we feel the necessity of consulting a barrister? You are right; at the family council
very serious matters were brought up against you."
"Thank God, I fear no one. I can walk with my head up," said the person thus addressed.
"So much the better for you," replied the clerk of the justiceof peace; "but you will probably be summoned
before the judge who examines the affair. At any rate, you are in good hands here; and my friend la Peyrade
will advise you for the best."
"Monsieur is mistaken," said the woman; "it is not for what he thinks that I have come to consult a lawyer."
"Well, be careful what you say and do, my dear woman, for I warn you you are going to be finely picked to
pieces. The relations are furious against you, and you can't get the idea out of their heads that you have got a
great deal of money."
While speaking thus, Dutocq kept his eye on Theodose, who bore the look uneasily, and requested his client
to enter.
Here follows a scene which had taken place the previous afternoon between this woman and la Peyrade.
La Peyrade, we may remember, was in the habit of going to early mass at his parish church. For some little
time he had felt himself the object of a singular attention which he could not explain on the part of the woman
whom we have just seen entering his office, who daily attended the church at, as Dorine says, his "special
hour." Could it be for love? That explanation was scarcely compatible with the maturity and the saintly,
beatific air of this person, who, beneath a plain cap, called "a la Janseniste," by which fervent female souls of
that sect were recognized, affected, like a nun, to hide her hair. On the other hand, the rest of her clothing was
of a neatness that was almost dainty, and the gold cross at her throat, suspended by a black velvet ribbon,
excluded the idea of humble and hesitating mendicity.
The morning of the day on which the dinner at the Rocher de Cancale was to take place, la Peyrade, weary of
a performance which had ended by preoccupying his mind, went up to the woman and asked her pointblank if
she had any request to make of him.
"Monsieur," she answered, in a tone of solemnity, "is, I think, the celebrated Monsieur de la Peyrade, the
advocate of the poor?"
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"I am la Peyrade; and I have had, it is true, an opportunity to render services to the indigent persons of this
quarter."
"Would it, then, be asking too much of monsieur's goodness that he should suffer me to consult him?"
"This place," replied la Peyrade, "is not well chosen for such consultation. What you have to say to me seems
important, to judge by the length of time you have been hesitating to speak to me. I live near here, rue
SaintDominique d'Enfer, and if you will take the trouble to come to my office"
"It will not annoy monsieur?"
"Not in the least; my business is to hear clients."
"At what hourlest I disturb monsieur?"
"When you choose; I shall be at home all the morning."
"Then I will hear another mass, at which I can take the communion. I did not dare to do so at this mass, for
the thought of speaking to monsieur so distracted my mind. I will be at monsieur's house by eight o'clock,
when I have ended my meditation, if that hour does not inconvenience him."
"No; but there is no necessity for all this ceremony," replied la Peyrade, with some impatience.
Perhaps a little professional jealousy inspired his illhumor, for it was evident that he had to do with an
antagonist who was capable of giving him points.
At the hour appointed, not a minute before nor a minute after, the pious woman rang the bell, and the barrister
having, not without some difficulty, induced her to sit down, he requested her to state her case. She was then
seized with that delaying little cough with which we obtain a respite when brought face to face with a
difficult subject. At last, however, she compelled herself to approach the object of her visit.
"It is to ask monsieur," she said, "if he would be so very good as to inform me whether it is true that a
charitable gentleman, now deceased, has bequeathed a fund to reward domestic servants who are faithful to
their masters."
"Yes," replied la Peyrade; "that is to say, Monsieur de Montyon founded 'prizes for virtue,' which are
frequently given to zealous and exemplary domestic servants. But ordinary good conduct is not sufficient;
there must be some act or acts of great devotion, and truly Christian selfabnegation."
"Religion enjoins humility upon us," replied the pious woman, "and therefore I dare not praise myself; but
inasmuch as for the last twenty years I have lived in the service of an old man of the dullest description, a
savant, who has wasted his substance on inventions, so that I myself have had to feed and clothe him, persons
have thought that I am not altogether undeserving of that prize."
"It is certainly under such conditions that the Academy selects its candidates," said la Peyrade. "What is your
master's name?"
"Pere Picot; he is never called otherwise in our quarter; sometimes he goes out into the streets as if dressed
for the carnival, and all the little children crowd about him, calling out: 'How d'ye do, Pere Picot!
Goodmorning, Pere Picot!' But that's how it is; he takes no care of his dignity; he goes about full of his own
ideas; and though I kill myself trying to give him appetizing food, if you ask him what he has had for his
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dinner he can't tell you. Yet he's a man full of ability, and he has taught good pupils. Perhaps monsieur knows
young Phellion, a professor in the College of SaintLouis; he was one of his scholars, and he comes to see
him very often."
"Then," said la Peyrade, "your master is a mathematician?"
"Yes, monsieur; mathematics have been his bane; they have flung him into a set of ideas which don't seem to
have any commonsense in them ever since he has been employed at the Observatory, near here."
"Well," said la Peyrade, "you must bring testimony proving your long devotion to this old man, and I will
then draw up a memorial to the Academy and take the necessary steps to present it."
"How good monsieur is!" said the pious woman, clasping her hands; "and if he would also let me tell him of a
little difficulty"
"What is it?"
"They tell me, monsieur, that to get this prize persons must be really very poor."
"Not exactly; still, the Academy does endeavor to choose whose who are in straitened circumstances, and
who have made sacrifices too heavy for their means."
"Sacrifices! I think I may indeed say I have made sacrifices, for the little property I inherited from my parents
has all been spent in keeping the old man, and for fifteen years I have had no wages, which, at three hundred
francs a year and compound interest, amount now to a pretty little sum; as monsieur, I am sure, will agree."
At the words "compound interest," which evidenced a certain amount of financial culture, la Peyrade looked
at this Antigone with increased attention.
"In short," he said, "your difficulty is"
"Monsieur will not think it strange," replied the saintly person, "that a very rich uncle dying in England, who
had never done anything for his family in his lifetime, should have left me twentyfive thousand francs."
"Certainly," said the barrister, "there's nothing in that but what is perfectly natural and proper."
"But, monsieur, I have been told that the possession of this money will prevent the judges from considering
my claims to the prize."
"Possibly; because seeing you in possession of a little competence, the sacrifices which you apparently intend
to continue in favor of your master will be less meritorious."
"I shall never abandon him, poor, dear man, in spite of his faults, though I know that this poor little legacy
which Heaven has given me is in the greatest danger from him."
"How so?" asked la Peyrade, with some curiosity.
"Eh! monsieur, let him only get wind of that money, and he'd snap it up at a mouthful; it would all go into his
inventions of perpetual motion and other machines of various kinds which have already ruined him, and me,
too."
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"Then," said la Peyrade, "your desire is that this legacy should remain completely unknown, not only to your
master but to the judges of the Academy?"
"How clever monsieur is, and how well he understands things!" she replied, smiling.
"And also," continued the barrister, "you don't want to keep that money openly in your possession?"
"For fear my master should find it out and get it away from me? Exactly. Besides, as monsieur will
understand, I shouldn't be sorry, in order to supply the poor dear man with extra comforts, that the sum
should bear interest."
"And the highest possible interest," said the barrister.
"Oh! as for that, monsieur, five or six per cent."
"Very good; then it is not only about the memorial to the Academy for the prize of virtue, but also about an
investment of your legacy that you have so long been desirous of consulting me?"
"Monsieur is so kind, so charitable, so encouraging!"
"The memorial, after I have made a few inquiries, will be easy enough; but an investment, offering good
security, the secret of which you desire to keep, is much less readily obtained."
"Ah! if I dared to" said the pious woman, humbly.
"What?" asked la Peyrade.
"Monsieur understands me?"
"I? not the least in the world."
"And yet I prayed earnestly just now that monsieur might be willing to keep this money for me. I should feel
such confidence if it were in his hands; I know he would return it to me, and never speak of it."
La Peyrade gathered, at this instant, the fruit of his comedy of legal devotion to the necessitous classes. The
choir of porters chanting his praises to the skies could alone have inspired this servantwoman with the
boundless confidence of which he found himself the object. His thoughts reverted instantly to Dutocq and his
notes, and he was not far from thinking that this woman had been sent to him by Providence. But the more he
was inclined to profit by this chance to win his independence, the more he felt the necessity of seeming to
yield only to her importunity; consequently his objections were many.
Moreover, he had no great belief in the character of his client, and did not care, as the common saying is, to
uncover Saint Peter to cover Saint Paul; in other words, to substitute for a creditor who, after all, was his
accomplice, a woman who might at any time become exacting and insist in repayment in some public manner
that would injure his reputation. He decided, therefore, to play the game with a high hand.
"My good woman," he said, "I am not in want of money, and I am not rich enough to pay interest on
twentyfive thousand francs for which I have no use. All that I can do for you is to place that sum, in my
name, with the notary Dupuis. He is a religious man; you can see him every Sunday in the warden's pew in
our church. Notaries, you know, never give receipts, therefore I could not give you one myself; I can only
promise to leave among my papers, in case of death, a memorandum which will secure the restitution of the
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money into your hands. The affair, you see, is one of blind confidence, and I am very unwilling to make it. If
I do so, it is only to oblige a person whose piety and the charitable use she intends to make of the proceeds of
her little fortune entitle her to my goodwill."
"If monsieur thinks that the matter cannot be otherwise arranged"
"This appears to me the only possible way," said la Peyrade. "I shall hope to get you six per cent interest, and
you may rely that it will be paid with the utmost regularity. But remember, six months, or even a year, may
elapse before the notary will be in a position to repay this money, because notaries invest such trust funds
chiefly in mortgages which require a certain time to mature. Now, when you have obtained the prize for
virtue, which, according to all appearance, I can readily do for you, there will be no reason to hide your little
property any longer,a reason which I fully understand; but you will not be able to withdraw it from the
notary's hands immediately; and in case of any difficulty arising, I should be forced to explain the situation,
the manner in which you have concealed your prosperity from your master, to whom you have been supposed
to be wholly devoted. This, as you will see, would put you in the position of falsely professing virtue, and
would do great harm to your reputation for piety."
"Oh! monsieur," said the saintly woman, "can it be that any one would think me a person who did not speak
the truth?"
"Bless you! my good creature, in business it is necessary to foresee everything. Money embroils the best
friends, and leads to actions they never foresaw. Therefore reflect; you can come and see me again in a few
days. It is possible that between now and then you will find some better investment; and I myself, who am
doing at this moment a thing I don't altogether like, may have found other difficulties which I do not now
expect."
This threat, adroitly thrown out as an afterthought, was intended to immediately clinch the matter.
"I have reflected carefully," said the pious woman, "and I feel sure that in the hands of so religious a man as
monsieur I run no risks."
Taking from her bosom a little pocketbook, she pulled out twentyfive bank notes. The rapid manner in
which she counted them was a revelation to la Peyrade. The woman was evidently accustomed to handle
money, and a singular idea darted through his mind.
"Can it be that she is making me a receiver of stolen property? No," he said aloud, "in order to draw up the
memorial for the Academy, I must, as I told you, make a few inquiries; and that will give me occasion to call
upon you. At what hour can I see you alone?"
"At four o'clock, when monsieur goes to take his walk in the Luxembourg."
"And where do you live?"
"Rue du ValdeGrace, No. 9."
"Very good; at four o'clock; and if, as I doubt not, the result of my inquiry is favorable, I will take your
money then. Otherwise, if there are not good grounds for your application for the prize of virtue there will be
no reason why you should make a mystery of your legacy. You could then invest it in some more normal
manner than that I have suggested to you."
"Oh! how cautious monsieur is!" she said, with evident disappointment, having thought the affair settled.
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"This money, God be thanked! I have not stolen, and monsieur can make what inquiries he likes about me in
the quarter."
"It is quite indispensable that I should do so," said la Peyrade, dryly, for he did not at all like, under this mask
of simplicity, the quick intelligence that penetrated his thoughts. "Without being a thief, a woman may very
well not be a Sister of Charity; there's a wide margin between the two extremes."
"As monsieur chooses," she replied; "he is doing me so great a service that I ought to let him take all
precautions."
Then, with a piously humble bow, she went away, taking her money with her.
"The devil!" thought la Peyrade; "that woman is stronger than I; she swallows insults with gratitude and
without the sign of a grimace! I have never yet been able to master myself like that."
He began now to fear that he had been too timid, and to think that his wouldbe creditor might change her
mind before he could pay her the visit he had promised. But the harm was done, and, although consumed
with anxiety lest he had lost a rare chance, he would have cut off a leg sooner than yield to his impulse to go
to her one minute before the hour he had fixed. The information he obtained about her in the quarter was
rather contradictory. Some said his client was a saint; otherwise declared her to be a sly creature; but, on the
whole, nothing was said against her morality that deterred la Peyrade from taking the piece of luck she had
offered him.
When he met her at four o'clock he found her in the same mind.
With the money in his pocket he went to dine with Cerizet and Dutocq at the Rocher de Cancale; and it is to
the various emotions he had passed through during the day that we must attribute the sharp and
illconsidered manner in which he conducted his rupture with his two associates. This behavior was neither
that of his natural disposition nor of his acquired temperament; but the money that was burning in his pockets
had slightly intoxicated him; its very touch had conveyed to him an excitement and an impatience for
emancipation of which he was not wholly master. He flung Cerizet over in the matter of the lease without so
much as consulting Brigitte; and yet, he had not had the full courage of his duplicity; for he had laid to the
charge of the old woman a refusal which was merely the act of his own will, prompted by bitter recollections
of his fruitless struggles with the man who had so long oppressed him.
In short, during the whole day, la Peyrade had not shown himself the able and infallible man that we have
hitherto seen him. Once before, when he carried the fifteen thousand francs entrusted to him by Thuillier, he
had been led by Cerizet into an insurrectionary proceeding which necessitated the affair of Sauvaignou.
Perhaps, on the whole, it is more difficult to be strong under good than under evil fortune. The Farnese
Hercules, calm and in still repose, expresses more energetically the plenitude of muscular power than a
violent and agitated Hercules represented in the overexcited energy of his labors.
PART II. THE PARVENUS
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CHAPTER I. PHELLION, UNDER A NEW ASPECT
Between the first and second parts of this history an immense event had taken place in the life of Phellion.
There is no one who has not heard of the misfortunes of the Odeon, that fatal theatre which, for years, ruined
all its directors. Right or wrong, the quarter in which this dramatic impossibility stands is convinced that its
prosperity depends upon it; so that more than once the mayor and other authorities of the arrondissement
have, with a courage that honors them, taken part in the most desperate efforts to galvanize the corpse.
Now to meddle with theatrical matters is one of the eternally perennial ambitions of the lesser bourgeoisie.
Always, therefore, the successive saviours of the Odeon feel themselves magnificently rewarded if they are
given ever so small a share in the administration of that enterprise. It was at some crisis in its affairs that
Minard, in his capacity as mayor of the 11th arrondissement, had been called to the chairmanship of the
committee for reading plays, with the power to join unto himself as assistants a certain number of the
notables of the Latin quarter,the selection being left to him.
We shall soon know exactly how near was the realization of la Peyrade's projects for the possession of
Celeste's "dot"; let us merely say now that these projects in approaching maturity had inevitably become
noised abroad; and as this condition of things pointed, of course, to the exclusion of Minard junior and also of
Felix the professor, the prejudice hitherto manifested by Minard pere against old Phellion was transformed
into an unequivocal disposition towards friendly cordiality; there is nothing that binds and soothes like the
feeling of a checkmate shared in common. Judged without the evil eye of paternal rivalry, Phellion became to
Minard a Roman of incorruptible integrity and a man whose little treatises had been adopted by the
University,in other words, a man of sound and tested intellect.
So that when it became the duty of the mayor to select the members of the dramatic customhouse, of which
he was now the head, he immediately thought of Phellion. As for the great citizen, he felt, on the day when a
post was offered to him in that august tribunal, that a crown of gold had been placed upon his brow.
It will be well understood that it was not lightly, nor without having deeply meditated, that a man of
Phellion's solemnity had accepted the high and sacred mission which was offered to him. He said within
himself that he was called upon to exercise the functions of a magistracy, a priestly office.
"To judge of men," he replied to Minard, who was much surprised at his hesitation, "is an alarming task, but
to judge of minds!who can believe himself equal to such a mission?"
Once more the familythat rock on which the firmest resolutions split had threatened to infringe on the
domain of his conscience. The thought of boxes and tickets of which the future member of the committee
could dispose in favor of his own kin had excited in the household so eager a ferment that his freedom of
decision seemed for a moment in danger. But, happily, Brutus was able to decide himself in the same
direction along which a positive uprising of the whole Phellionian tribe intended to push him. From the
observations of Barniol, his soninlaw, and also by his own personal inspiration, he became persuaded that
by his vote, always given to works of irreproachable morality, and by his firm determination to bar the way to
all plays that mothers of families could not take their daughters to witness, he was called upon to render the
most signal services to morals and public order. Phellion, to use his own expression, had therefore become a
member of the areopagus presided over by Minard, andstill speaking as he spokehe was issuing from
the exercise of his functions, which were both delicate and interesting, when the conversation we are about to
report took place. A knowledge of this conversation is necessary to an understanding of the ulterior events of
this history, and it will also serve to put into relief the envious insight which is one of the most marked traits
of the bourgeois character.
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The session of the committee had been extremely stormy. On the subject of a tragedy entitled, "The Death of
Hercules," the classic party and the romantic party, whom the mayor had carefully balanced in the
composition of his committee, had nearly approached the point of tearing each other's hair out. Twice
Phellion had risen to speak, and his hearers were astonished at the quantity of metaphors the speech of a
major of the National Guard could contain when his literary convictions were imperilled. As the result of a
vote, victory remained with the opinions of which Phellion was the eloquent organ. It was while descending
the stairway of the theatre with Minard that he remarked:
"We have done a good work this day. 'The Death of Hercules' reminded me of 'The Death of Hector,' by the
late Luce de Lancival; the work we have just accepted sparkles with sublime verses."
"Yes," said Minard, "the versification has taste; there are some really fine lines in it, and I admit to you that I
think this sort of literature rather above the anagrams of Master Colleville."
"Oh!" replied Minard, "Colleville's anagrams are mere witticisms, which have nothing in common with the
sterner accents of Melpomene."
"And yet," said Minard, "I can assure you he attaches the greatest importance to that rubbish, and apropos to
his anagrams, as, indeed, about many other things, he is not a little puffed up. Since their emigration to the
Madeleine quarter it seems to me that not only the Sieur Colleville, but his wife and daughter, and the
Thuilliers and the whole coterie have assumed an air of importance which is rather difficult to justify."
"No wonder!" said Phellion; "one must have a pretty strong head to stand the fumes of opulence. Our friends
have become so very rich by the purchase of that property where they have gone to live that we ought to
forgive them for a little intoxication; and I must say the dinner they gave us yesterday for a housewarming
was really as well arranged as it was succulent."
"I myself," said Minard, "have given a few remarkable dinners to which men in high government positions
have not disdained to come, yet I am not puffed up with pride on that account; such as my friends have
always known me, that I have remained."
"You, Monsieur le maire, have long been habituated to the splendid existence you have made for yourself by
your high commercial talents; our friends, on the contrary, so lately embarked on the smiling ship of Fortune,
have not yet found, as the vulgar saying is, their sea legs."
And then to cut short a conversation in which Phellion began to think the mayor rather "caustic," he made as
if he intended to take leave of him. In order to reach their respective homes they did not always take the same
way.
"Are you going through the Luxembourg?" asked Minard, not allowing Phellion to give him the slip.
"I shall cross it, but I have an appointment to meet Madame Phellion and the little Barniols at the end of the
grand alley."
"Then," said Minard, "I'll go with you and have the pleasure of making my bow to Madame Phellion; and I
shall get the fresh air at the same time, for, in spite of hearing fine things, one's head gets tired at the business
we have just been about."
Minard had felt that Phellion gave rather reluctant assent to his sharp remarks about the new establishment of
the Thuilliers, and he did not attempt to renew the subject; but when he had Madame Phellion for a listener,
he was very sure that his spite would find an echo.
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"Well, fair lady," he began, "what did you think of yesterday's dinner?"
"It was very fine," replied Madame Phellion; "as I tasted that soup 'a la bisque' I knew that some caterer, like
Chevet, had supplanted the cook. But the whole affair was dull; it hadn't the gaiety of our old meetings in the
Latin quarter. And then, didn't it strike you, as it did me, that Madame and Mademoiselle Thuillier no longer
seemed mistresses of their own house? I really felt as if I were the guest of Madamewhat IS her name? I
never can remember it."
"Torna, Comtesse de Godollo," said Phellion, intervening. "The name is euphonious enough to remember."
"Euphonious if you like, my dear; but to me it never seems a name at all."
"It is a Magyar, or to speak more commonly, a Hungarian name. Our own name, if we wanted to discuss it,
might be said to be a loan from the Greek language."
"Very likely; at any rate we have the advantage of being known, not only in our own quarter, but throughout
the tuition world, where we have earned an honorable position; while this Hungarian countess, who makes, as
they say, the good and the bad weather in the Thuilliers' home, where does she come from, I'd like to know?
How did such a fine lady,for she has good manners and a very distinguished air, no one denies her
that,how came she to fall in love with Brigitte; who, between ourselves, keeps a sickening odor of the
porter's lodge about her. For my part, I think this devoted friend is an intriguing creature, who scents money,
and is scheming for some future gain."
"Ah ca!" said Minard, "then you don't know the original cause of the intimacy between Madame la Comtesse
de Godollo and the Thuilliers?"
"She is a tenant in their house; she occupies the entresol beneath their apartment."
"True, but there's something more than that in it. Zelie, my wife, heard it from Josephine, who wanted, lately,
to enter our service; the matter came to nothing, for Francoise, our woman, who thought of marrying,
changed her mind. You must know, fair lady, that it was solely Madame de Godollo who brought about the
emigration of the Thuilliers, whose upholsterer, as one might say, she is."
"What! their upholsterer?" cried Phellion,"that distinguished woman, of whom one may truly say, 'Incessu
patuit dea'; which in French we very inadequately render by the expression, 'bearing of a queen'?"
"Excuse me," said Minard. "I did not mean that Madame de Godollo is actually in the furniture business; but,
at the time when Mademoiselle Thuillier decided, by la Peyrade's advice, to manage the new house herself,
that little fellow, who hasn't all the ascendancy over her mind he thinks he has, couldn't persuade her to move
the family into the splendid apartment where they received us yesterday. Mademoiselle Brigitte objected that
she should have to change her habits, and that her friends and relations wouldn't follow her to such a distant
quarter"
"It is quite certain," interrupted Madame Phellion, "that to make up one's mind to hire a carriage every
Sunday, one wants a prospect of greater pleasure than can be found in that salon. When one thinks that,
except on the day of the famous dance of the candidacy, they never once opened the piano in the rue
SaintDominique!"
"It would have been, I am sure, most agreeable to the company to have a talent like yours put in requisition,"
remarked Minard; "but those are not ideas that could ever come into the mind of that good Brigitte. She'd
have seen two more candles to light. Fivefranc pieces are her music. So, when la Peyrade and Thuillier
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insisted that she should move into the apartment in the Place de la Madeleine, she thought of nothing but the
extra costs entailed by the removal. She judged, rightly enough, that beneath those gilded ceilings her old
'penates' might have a singular effect."
"See how all things link together," remarked Phellion, "and how, from the summits of society, luxury
infiltrates itself, sooner or later, through the lower classes, leading to the ruin of empires."
"You are broaching there, my dear commander," said Minard, "one of the most knotty questions of political
economy. Many good minds think, on the contrary, that luxury is absolutely demanded in the interests of
commerce, which is certainly the life of States. In any case, this view, which isn't yours, appears to have been
that of Madame de Godollo, for, they tell me, her apartment is very coquettishly furnished; and to coax
Mademoiselle Brigitte into the same path of elegance she made a proposal to her as follows: 'A friend of
mine,' she said, 'a Russian princess for whom one of the first upholsterers has just made splendid furniture, is
suddenly recalled to Russia by the czar, a gentleman with whom no one dares to trifle. The poor woman is
therefore obliged to turn everything she owns here into money as fast as possible; and I feel sure she would
sell this furniture for ready money at a quarter of the price it cost her. All of it is nearly new, and some things
have never been used at all.'"
"So," cried Madame Phellion, "all that magnificence displayed before our eyes last night was a magnificent
economical bargain?"
"Just so," replied Minard; "and the thing that decided Mademoiselle Brigitte to take that splendid chance was
not so much the desire to renew her shabby furniture as the idea of doing an excellent stroke of business. In
that old maid there's always something of Madame la Ressource in Moliere's 'Miser.'"
"I think, Monsieur le maire, that you are mistaken," said Phellion. "Madame la Ressource is a character in
'Turcaret,' a very immoral play by the late Le Sage."
"Do you think so?" said Minard. "Well, very likely. But what is certain is that, though the barrister ingratiated
himself with Brigitte in helping her to buy the house, it was by this clever jockeying about the furniture that
the foreign countess got upon the footing with Brigitte that you now see. You may have remarked, perhaps,
that a struggle is going on between those two influences; which we may designate as the house, and its
furniture."
"Yes, certainly," said Madame Phellion, with a beaming expression that bore witness to the interest she took
in the conversation, "it did seem to me that the great lady allowed herself to contradict the barrister, and did
it, too, with a certain sharpness."
"Very marked sharpness," resumed Minard, "and that intriguing fellow perceives it. It strikes me that the
lady's hostility makes him uneasy. The Thuilliers he got cheaply; for, between ourselves you know, there's
not much in Thuillier himself; but he feels now that he has met a tough adversary, and he is looking
anxiously for a weak spot on which to attack her."
"Well, that's justice," said Madame Phellion. "For some time past that man, who used to make himself so
small and humble, has been taking airs of authority in the house which are quite intolerable; he behaves
openly as the soninlaw; and you know very well, in that affair of Thuillier's election he jockeyed us all,
and made us the stepping stone for his matrimonial ambition."
"Yes; but I can assure you," said Minard, "that at the present time his influence is waning. In the first place,
he won't find every day for his dear, good friend, as he calls him, a fine property worth a million to be bought
for a bit of bread."
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"Then they did get that house very cheap?" said Madame Phellion, interrogatively.
"They got it for nothing, as the result of a dirty intrigue which the lawyer Desroches related to me the other
day. If it ever became known to the council of the bar, that little barrister would be badly compromised. The
next thing is the coming election to the Chamber. Eating gives appetite, as they say, and our good Thuillier is
hungry; but he begins to perceive that Monsieur de la Peyrade, when it becomes a question of getting him
that mouthful, hasn't his former opportunity to make dupes of us. That is why the family is turning more and
more to Madame de Godollo, who seems to have some very high acquaintances in the political world.
Besides all this, in fact, without dwelling on the election business, which is still a distant matter, this
Hungarian countess is becoming, every day, more and more a necessity to Brigitte; for it must be owned that
without the help of the great lady, the poor soul would look in the midst of her gilded salon like a ragged
gown in a bride's trousseau."
"Oh, Monsieur le maire, you are cruel," said Madame Phellion, affecting compunction.
"No, but say," returned Minard, "with your hand on your conscience, whether Brigitte, whether Madame
Thuillier could preside in such a salon? No, it is the Hungarian countess who does it all. She furnished the
rooms; she selected the male domestic, whose excellent training and intelligence you must have observed; it
was she who arranged the menu of that dinner; in short, she is the providence of the parvenu colony, which,
without her intervention, would have made the whole quarter laugh at it. Andnow this is a very noticeable
thinginstead of being a parasite like la Peyrade, this Hungarian lady, who seems to have a fortune of her
own, proves to be not only disinterested, but generous. The two gowns that you saw Brigitte and Madame
Thuillier wear last night were a present from her, and it was because she came herself to superintend the toilet
of our two 'amphitryonesses' that you were so surprised last night not to find them rigged in their usual
dowdy fashion."
"But what can be the motive," asked Madame Phellion, "of this maternal and devoted guardianship?"
"My dear wife," said Phellion, solemnly, "the motives of human actions are not always, thank God!
selfishness and the consideration of vile interests. There are hearts in this world that find pleasure in doing
good for its own sake. This lady may have seen in our good friends a set of people about to enter blindly into
a sphere they knew nothing about, and having encouraged their first steps by the purchase of this furniture,
she may, like a nurse attached to her nursling, find pleasure in giving them the milk of her social knowledge
and her counsels."
"He seems to keep aloof from our strictures, the dear husband!" cried Minard; "but just see how he goes
beyond them!"
"I!" said Phellion; "it is neither my intention nor my habit to do so."
"All the same it would be difficult to say more neatly that the Thuilliers are geese, and that Madame de
Godollo is bringing them up by hand."
"I do not accept for these friends of ours," said Phellion, "a characterization so derogatory to their repute. I
meant to say that they were lacking, perhaps, in that form of experience, and that this noble lady has placed at
their service her knowledge of the world and its usages. I protest against any interpretation of my language
which goes beyond my thought thus limited."
"Well, anyhow, you will agree, my dear commander, that in the idea of giving Celeste to this la Peyrade,
there is something more than want of experience; there is, it must be said, blundering folly and immorality;
for really the goings on of that barrister with Madame Colleville"
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"Monsieur le maire," interrupted Phellion, with redoubled solemnity, "Solon, the lawgiver, decreed no
punishment for parricide, declaring it to be an impossible crime. I think the same thing may be said of the
offence to which you seem to make allusion. Madame Colleville granting favors to Monsieur de la Peyrade,
and all the while intending to give him her daughter? No, monsieur, no! that passes imagination. Questioned
on this subject, like Marie Antoinette, by a human tribunal, Madame Colleville would answer with the queen,
'I appeal to all mothers.'"
"Nevertheless, my friend," said Madame Phellion, "allow me to remind you that Madame Colleville is
excessively lightminded, and has given, as we al know, pretty good proofs of it."
"Enough, my dear," said Phellion. "The dinner hour summons us; I think that, little by little, we have allowed
this conversation to drift toward the miry slough of backbiting."
"You are full of illusions, my dear commander," said Minard, taking Phellion by the hand and shaking it; "but
they are honorable illusions, and I envy them. Madame, I have the honor" added the mayor, with a
respectful bow to Madame Phellion.
And each party took its way.
CHAPTER II. THE PROVENCAL'S PRESENT POSITION
The information acquired by the mayor of the 11th arrondissement was by no means incorrect. In the
Thuillier salon, since the emigration to the Madeleine quarter, might be seen daily, between the tart Brigitte
and the plaintive Madame Thuillier, the graceful and attractive figure of a woman who conveyed to this salon
an appearance of the most unexpected elegance. It was quite true that through the good offices of this lady,
who had become her tenant in the new house, Brigitte had made a speculation in furniture not less
advantageous in its way, but more avowable, than the very shady purchase of the house itself. For six
thousand francs in ready money she had obtained furniture lately from workshops representing a value of at
least thirty thousand.
It was still further true that in consequence of a service which went deep into her heart, Brigitte was showing
to the beautiful foreign countess the respectful deference which the bourgeoisie, in spite of its sulky jealousy,
is much less indisposed to give to titles of nobility and high positions in the social hierarchy than people
think. As this Hungarian countess was a woman of great tact and accomplished training, in taking the
direction which she had thought it wise to assume over the affairs of her proteges, she had been careful to
guard her influence from all appearance of meddlesome and imperious dictation. On the contrary, she
flattered Brigitte's claim to be a model housekeeper; in her own household expenses she affected to ask the
spinster's advice; so that by reserving to herself the department of luxurious expenses, she had more the air of
giving information than of exercising supervision.
La Peyrade could not disguise from himself that a change was taking place. His influence was evidently
waning before that of this stranger; but the antagonism of the countess was not confined to a simple struggle
for influence. She made no secret of being opposed to his suit for Celeste; she gave her unequivocal approval
to the love of Felix Phellion, the professor. Minard, by whom this fact was not unobserved, took very good
care, in the midst of his other information, not to mention it to those whom it most concerned.
La Peyrade was all the more anxious at being thus undermined by a hostility the cause of which was
inexplicable to him, because he knew he had himself to blame for bringing this disquieting adversary into the
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very heart of his citadel. His first mistake was in yielding to the barren pleasure of disappointing Cerizet in
the lease of the house. If Brigitte by his advice and urging had not taken the administration of the property
into her own hands there was every probability that she would never have made the acquaintance of Madame
de Godollo. Another imprudence had been to urge the Thuilliers to leave their old home in the Latin quarter.
At this period, when his power and credit had reached their apogee, Theodose considered his marriage a
settled thing; and he now felt an almost childish haste to spring into the sphere of elegance which seemed
henceforth to be his future. He had therefore furthered the inducements of the countess, feeling that he thus
sent the Thuilliers before him to make his bed in the splendid apartment he intended to share with them. By
thus removing them from their old home he saw another advantage,that of withdrawing Celeste from daily
intercourse with a rival who seemed to him dangerous. Deprived of the advantage of propinquity, Felix
would be forced to make his visits farther apart; and therefore there would be greater facilities to ruin him in
the girl's heart, where he was installed on condition of giving religious satisfaction,a requirement to which
he showed himself refractory.
But in all these plans and schemes various drawbacks confronted him. To enlarge the horizon of the
Thuilliers was for la Peyrade to run the chance of creating competition for the confidence and admiration of
which he had been till then the exclusive object. In the sort of provincial life they had hitherto lived, Brigitte
and his dear, good friend placed him, for want of comparison, at a height from which the juxtaposition of
other superiorities and elegances must bring him down. So, then, apart from the blows covertly dealt him by
Madame de Godollo, the idea of the transpontine emigration had proved to be, on the whole, a bad one.
The Collevilles had followed their friends the Thuilliers, to the new house near the Madeleine, where an
entresol at the back had been conceded to them at a price conformable to their budget. But Colleville declared
it lacked light and air, and being obliged to go daily from the boulevard of the Madeleine to the faubourg
Saint Jacques, where his office was, he fumed against the arrangement of which he was the victim, and felt
at times that la Peyrade was a tyrant. Madame Colleville, on the other hand, had flung herself into an
alarming orgy of bonnets, mantles, and new gowns, requiring the presentation of a mass of bills, which led
not infrequently to scenes in the household which were more or less stormy. As for Celeste, she had
undoubtedly fewer opportunities to see young Phellion, but she had also fewer chances to rush into religious
controversy; and absence, which is dangerous to none but inferior attachments, made her think more tenderly
and less theologically of the man of her dreams.
But all these false calculations of Theodose were as nothing in the balance with another cause for his
diminishing influence which was now to weigh heavily on his situation.
He had assured Thuillier that, after a short delay and the payment of ten thousand francs, to which his dear,
good friend submitted with tolerable grace, the cross of the Legion of honor would arrive to realize the secret
desire of all his life. Two months had now passed without a sign of that glorious rattle; and the former
subdirector, who would have felt such joy in parading his red ribbon on the boulevard of the Madeleine, of
which he was now one of the most assiduous promenaders, had nothing to adorn his buttonhole but the
flowers of the earth, the privilege of everybody,of which he was far less proud than Beranger.
La Peyrade had, to be sure, mentioned an unforeseen and inexplicable difficulty by which all the efforts of
the Comtesse du Bruel had been paralyzed; but Thuillier did not take comfort in the explanation; and on
certain days, when the disappointment became acute, he was very near saying with Chicaneau in Les
Plaideurs, "Return my money."
However, no outbreak happened, for la Peyrade held him in leash by the famous pamphlet on "Taxation and
the SlidingScale"; the conclusion of which had been suspended during the excitement of the moving; for
during that agitating period Thuillier had been unable to give proper care to the correction of proofs, about
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which, we may remember, he had reserved the right of punctilious examination. La Peyrade had now reached
a point when he was forced to see that, in order to restore his influence, which was daily evaporating, he must
strike some grand blow; and it was precisely this nagging and vexatious fancy about the proofs that the
barrister decided to take as the startingpoint of a scheme, both deep and adventurous, which came into his
mind.
One day, when the pair were engaged on the sheets of the pamphlet, a discussion arose upon the word
"nepotism," which Thuillier wished to eliminate from one of la Peyrade's sentences, declaring that never had
he met with it anywhere; it was pure neologismwhich, to the literary notions of the bourgeoisie, is
equivalent to the idea of 1793 and the Terror.
Generally la Peyrade took the ridiculous remarks of his dear, good friend pretty patiently; but on this
occasion he made himself exceedingly excited, and signified to Thuillier that he might terminate himself a
work to which he applied such luminous and intelligent criticism; after which remark he departed and was not
seen again for several days.
At first Thuillier supposed this outbreak to be a mere passing effect of illhumor; but when la Peyrade's
absence grew prolonged he felt the necessity of taking some conciliatory step, and accordingly he went to see
the barrister, intending to make honorable amends and so put an end to his sulkiness. Wishing, however, to
give this advance an air which allowed an honest issue to his own selflove, he entered la Peyrade's room
with an easy manner, and said, cheerfully:
"Well, my dear fellow, it turns out that we were both right: 'nepotism' means the authority that the nephews of
popes take in public affairs. I have searched the dictionary and it gives no other explanation; but, from what
Phellion tells me, I find that in the political vocabulary the meaning of the word has been extended to cover
the influence which corrupt ministers permit certain persons to exercise illegally. I think, therefore, that we
may retain the expression, though it is certainly not taken in that sense by Napoleon Landais."
La Peyrade, who, in receiving his visitor, had affected to be extremely busy in sorting his papers, contented
himself by shrugging his shoulders and saying nothing.
"Well," said Thuillier, "have you got the last proofs? We ought to be getting on."
"If you have sent nothing to the printingoffice," replied la Peyrade, "of course there are no proofs. I myself
haven't touched the manuscript."
"But, my dear Theodose," said Thuillier, "it isn't possible that for such a trifle you are affronted. I don't
pretend to be a writer, only as my name is on the book I have, I think, the right to my opinion about a word."
"But 'Mossie' Phellion," replied Theodose, "is a writer; and inasmuch as you have consulted him, I don't see
why you can't engage him to finish the work in which, for my part, I have resolved not to cooperate any
longer."
"Heavens! what temper!" cried Thuillier; "here you are furious just because I seemed to question a word and
then consulted some one. You know very well that I have read passages to Phellion, Colleville, Minard, and
Barniol as if the work were mine, in order to see the effect it would produce upon the public; but that's no
reason why I should be willing to give my name to the things they are capable of writing. Do you wish me to
give you a proof of the confidence I have in you? Madame la Comtesse de Godollo, to whom I read a few
pages last night, told me that the pamphlet was likely to get me into trouble with the authorities; but I
wouldn't allow what she said to have any influence upon me."
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"Well," said la Peyrade, "I think that the oracle of the family sees the matter clearly; and I've no desire to
bring your head to the scaffold."
"All that is nonsense," said Thuillier. "Have you, or have you not, an intention to leave me in the lurch?"
"Literary questions make more quarrels among friends than political questions," replied Theodose. "I wish to
put an end to these discussions between us."
"But, my dear Theodose, never have I assumed to be a literary man. I think I have sound commonsense, and
I say out my ideas; you can't be angry at that; and if you play me this trick, and refuse to collaborate any
longer, it is because you have some other grudge against me that I know nothing about."
"I don't see why you call it a trick. There's nothing easier for you than not to write a pamphlet; you'll simply
be Jerome Thuillier, as before."
"And yet it was you yourself who declared that this publication would help my election; besides, I repeat, I
have read passages to all our friends, I have announced the matter in the municipal council, and if the work
were not to appear I should be dishonored; people would be sure to say the government had bought me up."
"You have only to say that you are the friend of Phellion, the incorruptible; that will clear you. You might
even give Celeste to his booby of a son; that alliance would certainly protect you from all suspicion."
"Theodose," said Thuillier, "there is something in your mind that you don't tell me. It is not natural that for a
simple quarrel about a word you should wish to lose a friend like me."
"Well, yes, there is," replied la Peyrade, with the air of a man who makes up his mind to speak out. "I don't
like ingratitude."
"Nor I either; I don't like it," said Thuillier, hotly; "and if you accuse me of so base an action, I summon you
to explain yourself. We must get out of these hints and innuendoes. What do you complain of? What have
you against a man whom only a few days ago you called your friend?"
"Nothing and everything," replied la Peyrade. "You and your sister are much too clever to break openly with
a man who, at the risk of his reputation, has put a million in your hands. But I am not so simple that I don't
know how to detect changes. There are people about you who have set themselves, in an underhand way, to
destroy me; and Brigitte has only one thought, and that is, how to find a decent way of not keeping her
promises. Men like me don't wait till their claims are openly protested, and I certainly do not intend to impose
myself on any family; still, I was far, I acknowledge, from expecting such treatment."
"Come, come," said Thuillier, kindly, seeing in the barrister's eye the glint of a tear of which he was
completely the dupe, "I don't know what Brigitte may have been doing to you, but one thing is very certain: I
have never ceased to be your most devoted friend."
"No," said la Peyrade, "since that mishap about the cross I am only good, as the saying is, to throw to the
dogs. How could I have struggled against secret influences? Possibly it is that pamphlet, about which you
have talked a great deal too much, that has hindered your appointment. The ministers are so stupid! They
would rather wait and have their hand forced by the fame of the publication than do the thing with a good
grace as the reward of your services. But these are political mysteries which would never enter your sister's
mind."
"The devil!" cried Thuillier. "I think I've got a pretty observing eye, and yet I can't see the slightest change in
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Brigitte toward you."
"Oh, yes!" said la Peyrade, "your eyesight is so good that you have never seen perpetually beside her that
Madame de Godollo, whom she now thinks she can't live without."
"Ha, ha!" said Thuillier, slyly, "so it is a little jealousy, is it, in our mind?"
"Jealousy!" retorted la Peyrade. "I don't know if that's the right word, but certainly your sisterwhose mind
is nothing above the ordinary, and to whom I am surprised that a man of your intellectual superiority allows a
supremacy in your household which she uses and abuses"
"How can I help it, my dear fellow," interrupted Thuillier, sucking in the compliment; "she is so absolutely
devoted to me."
"I admit the weakness, but, I repeat, your sister doesn't fit into your groove. Well, I say that when a man of
the value which you are good enough to recognize in me, does her the honor to consult her and devote
himself to her as I have done, it can hardly be agreeable to him to find himself supplanted by a woman who
comes from nobody knows whereand all because of a few trumpery chairs and tables she has helped her to
buy!"
"With women, as you know very well," replied Thuillier, "household affairs have the first place."
"And Brigitte, who wants a finger in everything, also assumes to carry matters with a high hand in affairs of
the heart. As you are so extraordinarily clearsighted you ought to have seen that in Brigitte's mind nothing is
less certain than my marriage with Mademoiselle Colleville; and yet my love has been solemnly authorized
by you."
"Good gracious!" cried Thuillier, "I'd like to see any one attempt to meddle with my arrangements!"
"Well, without speaking of Brigitte, I can tell you of another person," said Theodose, "who is doing that very
thing; and that person is Mademoiselle Celeste herself. In spite of their quarrels about religion, her mind is
none the less full of that little Phellion."
"But why don't you tell Flavie to put a stop to it?"
"No one knows Flavie, my dear Thuillier, better than you. She is a woman rather than a mother. I have found
it necessary to do a little bit of courting to her myself, and, you understand, while she is willing for this
marriage she doesn't desire it very much."
"Well," said Thuillier, "I'll undertake to speak to Celeste myself. It shall never be said that a slip of a girl lays
down the law to me."
"That's exactly what I don't want you to do," cried la Peyrade. "Don't meddle in all this. Outside of your
relations to your sister you have an iron will, and I will never have it said that you exerted your authority to
put Celeste in my arms; on the contrary, I desire that the child may have complete control over her own heart.
The only thing I request is that she shall decide positively between Felix Phellion and myself; because I do
not choose to remain any longer in this doubtful position. It is true we agreed that the marriage should only
take place after you became a deputy; but I feel now that it is impossible to allow the greatest event of my life
to remain at the mercy of doubtful circumstances. And, besides, such an arrangement, though at first agreed
upon, seems to me now to have a flavor of a bargain which is unbecoming to both of us. I think I had better
make you a confidence, to which I am led by the unpleasant state of things now between us. Dutocq may
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have told you, before you left the apartment in the rue SaintDominique, that an heiress had been offered to
me whose immediate fortune is larger than that which Mademoiselle Colleville will eventually inherit. I
refused, because I have had the folly to let my heart be won, and because an alliance with a family as
honorable as yours seemed to me more desirable; but, after all, it is as well to let Brigitte know that if Celeste
refuses me, I am not absolutely turned out into the cold."
"I can easily believe that," said Thuillier; "but as for putting the whole decision into the hands of that little
girl, especially if she has, as you tell me, a fancy for Felix"
"I can't help it," said the barrister. "I must, at any price, get out of this position; it is no longer tenable. You
talk about your pamphlet; I am not in a fit condition to finish it. You, who have been a man of gallantry, you
must know the dominion that women, fatal creatures! exercise over our whole being."
"Bah!" said Thuillier, conceitedly, "they cared for me, but I did not often care for them; I took them, and left
them, you know."
"Yes, but I, with my Southern nature, love passionately; and Celeste has other attractions besides fortune.
Brought up in your household, under your own eye, you have made her adorable. Only, I must say, you have
shown great weakness in letting that young fellow, who does not suit her in any respect, get such hold upon
her fancy."
"You are quite right; but the thing began in a childish friendship; she and Felix played together. You came
much later; and it is a proof of the great esteem in which we hold you, that when you made your offer we
renounced our earlier projects."
"YOU did, yes," said la Peyrade, "and with some literary manias which, after all, are frequently full of
sense and wityou have a heart of gold; with you friendship is a sure thing, and you know what you mean.
But Brigitte is another matter; you'll see, when you propose to her to hasten the marriage, what a resistance
she will make."
"I don't agree with you. I think that Brigitte has always wanted you and still wants you for soninlawif I
may so express myself. But whether she does or not, I beg you to believe that in all important matters I know
how to have my will obeyed. Only, let us come now to a distinct understanding of what you wish; then we
can start with the right foot foremost, and you'll see that all will go well."
"I wish," replied la Peyrade, "to put the last touches to your pamphlet; for, above all things, I think of you."
"Certainly," said Thuillier, "we ought not to sink in port."
"Well, in consequence of the feeling that I am oppressed, stultified by the prospect of a marriage still so
doubtful, I am certain that not a page of manuscript could be got out of me in any form, until the question is
settled."
"Very good," said Thuillier; "then how do you present that question?"
"Naturally, if Celeste's decision be against me, I should wish an immediate solution. If I am condemned to
make a marriage of convenience I ought to lose no time in taking the opportunity I mentioned to you."
"So be it; but what time do you intend to allow us?"
"I should think that in fifteen days a girl might be able to make up her mind."
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"Undoubtedly," replied Thuillier; "but it is very repugnant to me to let Celeste decide without appeal."
"For my part, I will take that risk; in any case, I shall be rid of uncertainty; and that is really my first object.
Between ourselves, I am not risking as much as you think. It will take more than fifteen days for a son of
Phellion, in other words, obstinacy incarnate in silliness, to have done with philosophical hesitations; and it is
very certain that Celeste will not accept him for a husband unless he gives her some proofs of conversion."
"That's probable. But suppose Celeste tries to dawdle; suppose she refuses to accept the alternative?"
"That's your affair," said the Provencal. "I don't know how you regard the family in Paris; I only know that in
my part of the country it is an unheardof thing that a girl should have such liberty. If you, your sister
(supposing she plays fair in the matter), and the father and mother can't succeed in making a girl whom you
dower agree to so simple a thing as to make a perfectly free choice between two suitors, then goodbye to
you! You'll have to write upon your gatepost that Celeste is queen and sovereign of the house."
"Well, we haven't got to that point yet," said Thuillier, with a capable air.
"As for you, my old fellow," resumed la Peyrade, "I must postpone our business until after Celeste's decision.
Be that in my favor or not, I will then go to work, and in three days the pamphlet can be finished."
"Now," said Thuillier, "I know what you have had on your mind. I'll talk about it with Brigitte."
"That's a sad conclusion," said la Peyrade; "but, unhappily, so it is."
"What do you mean by that?"
"I would rather, as you can easily imagine, hear you say of yourself that the thing shall be done; but old
habits can't be broken up."
"Ah ca! do you think I'm a man without any will, any initiative of my own?"
"No! but I'd like to be hidden in a corner and hear how you will open the subject with your sister." "Parbleu! I
shall open it frankly. I WILL, very firmly said, shall meet every one of her objections."
"Ah, my poor fellow!" said la Peyrade, clapping him on the shoulder, "from Chrysale down how often have
we seen brave warriors lowering their penants before the wills of women accustomed to master them!"
"We'll see about THAT," replied Thuillier, making a theatrical exit.
The eager desire to publish his pamphlet, and the clever doubt thrown upon the strength of his will had made
him furious,an actual tiger; and he went away resolved, in case of opposition, to reduce his household, as
the saying is, by fire and sword.
When he reached home Thuillier instantly laid the question before Brigitte. She, with her crude good sense
and egotism, pointed out to him that by thus hastening the period formerly agreed upon for the marriage, they
committed the blunder of disarming themselves; they could not be sure that when the election took place la
Peyrade would put the same zeal into preparing for it. It might be," said the old maid, "just as it has been
about the cross."
"There's this difference," said Thuillier; "the cross doesn't depend directly upon la Peyrade, whereas the
influence he exerts in the 12th arrondissement he can employ as he will."
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"And suppose he willed, after we have feathered his nest," said Brigitte, "to work his influence for his own
election? He is very ambitious, you know."
This danger did not fail to strike the mind of the future legislator, who thought, however, that he might feel
some security in the honor and morality of la Peyrade.
"A man's honor can't be very delicate," returned Brigitte, "when he tries to get out of a bargain; and this
fashion of dangling a bit of sugar before us about getting your pamphlet finished, doesn't please me at all.
Can't you get Phellion to help you, and do without Theodose? Or, I dare say, Madame de Godollo, who
knows everybody in politics, could find you a journalistthey say there are plenty of them out at elbows; a
couple of hundred francs would do the thing."
"But the secret would get into the papers," said Thuillier. "No, I must absolutely have Theodose; he knows
that, and he makes these conditions. After all, we did promise him Celeste, and it is only fulfilling the
promise a year earlierwhat am I saying?a few months, a few weeks, possibly; for the king may dissolve
the Chamber before any one expects it."
"But suppose Celeste won't have him?" objected Brigitte.
"Celeste! Celeste, indeed!" ejaculated Thuillier; "she MUST have whomsoever we choose. We ought to have
thought of that when we made the engagement with la Peyrade; our word is passed now, you know. Besides,
if the child is allowed to choose between la Peyrade and Phellion"
"So you really think," said the sceptical old maid, "that if Celeste decides for Phellion you can still count on
la Peyrade's devotion?"
"What else can I do? Those are his conditions. Besides, the fellow has calculated the whole thing; he knows
very well that Felix will never bring himself in two weeks to please Celeste by going to confession, and
unless he does, that little monkey will never accept him for a husband. La Peyrade's game is very clever."
"Too clever," said Brigitte. "Well, settle the matter as you choose; I shall not meddle; all this manoeuvring is
not to my taste."
Thuillier went to see Madame Colleville, and intimated to her that she must inform Celeste of the designs
upon her.
Celeste had never been officially authorized to indulge her sentiment for Felix Phellion. Flavie, on the
contrary, had once expressly forbidden her to encourage the hopes of the young professor; but as, on the part
of Madame Thuillier, her godmother and her confidant, she knew she was sustained in her inclination, she
had let herself gently follow it without thinking very seriously of the obstacles her choice might encounter.
When, therefore, she was ordered to choose at once between Felix and la Peyrade, the simplehearted girl
was at first only struck by the advantages of one half of the alternative, and she fancied she did herself a great
service by agreeing to an arrangement which made her the mistress of her own choice and allowed her to
bestow it as her heart desired.
But la Peyrade was not mistaken in his calculation when he reckoned that the religious intolerance of the
young girl on one side, and the philosophical inflexibility of Phellion's son on the other, would create an
invincible obstacle to their coming together.
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CHAPTER III. GOOD BLOOD CANNOT LIE
The evening of the day on which Flavie had communicated to Celeste the sovereign orders of Thuillier, the
Phellions called to spend the evening with Brigitte, and a very sharp engagement took place between the two
young people. Mademoiselle Colleville did not need to be told by her mother that it would be extremely
unbecoming if she allowed Felix to know of the conditional approval that was granted to their sentiments.
Celeste had too much delicacy, and too much real religious feeling to wish to obtain the conversion of the
man she loved on any other ground than that of his conviction. Their evening was therefore passed in
theological debate; but love is so strange a Proteus, and takes so many and such various forms, that though it
appeared on this occasion in a black gown and a mob cap, it was not at all as ungraceful and displeasing as
might have been imagined. But Phellion junior was in this encounter, the solemnity of which he little knew,
unlucky and blundering to the last degree. Not only did he concede nothing, but he took a tone of airy and
ironical discussion, and ended by putting poor Celeste so beside herself that she finally declared an open
rupture and forbade him to appear in her presence again.
It was just the case for a lover more experienced than the young savant to reappear the very next day, for
young hearts are never so near to understanding each other as when they have just declared the necessity of
eternal separation. But this law is not one of logarithms, and Felix Phellion, being incapable of guessing it,
thought himself positively and finally banished; so much so, that during the fifteen days granted to the poor
girl to deliberate (as says the Code in the matter of beneficiary bequests), although he was expected day by
day, and from minute to minute by Celeste, who gave no more thought to la Peyrade than if he had nothing to
do with the question, the deplorably stupid youth did not have the most distant idea of breaking his ban.
Luckily for this hopeless lover, a beneficent fairy was watching over him, and the evening before the day on
which the young girl was to make her decision the following affair took place.
It was Sunday, the day on which the Thuilliers still kept up their weekly receptions.
Madame Phellion, convinced that the housekeeping leakage, vulgarly called "the basket dance," was the ruin
of the bestregulated households, was in the habit of going in person to her tradespeople. From time
immemorial in the Phellion establishment, Sunday was the day of the "potaufeu," and the wife of the great
citizen, in that intentionally dowdy costume in which good housekeepers bundle themselves when they go to
market, was prosaically returning from a visit to the butcher, followed by her cook and the basket, in which
lay a magnificent cut of the loin of beef. Twice had she rung her own doorbell, and terrible was the storm
gathering on the head of the footboy, who by his slowness in opening the door was putting his mistress in a
situation less tolerable than that of Louis XIV., who had only ALMOST waited. In her feverish impatience
Madame Phellion had just given the bell a third and ferocious reverberation, when, judge of her confusion, a
little coupe drew up with much clatter at the door of her house, and a lady descended, whom she recognized,
at this untimely hour, as the elegant Comtesse Torna de Godollo!
Turning a purplish scarlet, the unfortunate bourgeoise lost her head, and, floundering in excuses, she was
about to complicate the position by some signal piece of awkwardness, when, happily for her, Phellion,
attracted by the noise of the bell, and attired in a dressinggown and Greek cap, came out of his study to
inquire what was the matter. After a speech, the pompous charm of which did much to compensate for his
dishabille, the great citizen, with the serenity that never abandoned him, offered his hand very gallantly to the
lady, and having installed her in the salon, said:
"May I, without indiscretion, ask Madame la comtesse what has procured for us the unhopedfor advantage
of this visit?"
"I have come," said the lady, "to talk with Madame Phellion on a matter which must deeply interest her. I
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have no other way of meeting her without witnesses; and therefore, though I am hardly known to Madame
Phellion, I have taken the liberty to call upon her here."
"Madame, your visit is a great honor to this poor dwelling. But where is Madame Phellion?" added the
worthy man, impatiently, going towards the door.
"No, I beg of you, don't disturb her," said the countess; "I have heedlessly come at a moment when she is
busy with household cares. Brigitte has been my educator in such matters, and I know the respect we ought to
pay to good housekeepers. Besides, I have the pleasure of your presence, which I scarcely expected."
Before Phellion could reply to these obliging words, Madame Phellion appeared. A cap with ribbons had
taken the place of the market bonnet, and a large shawl covered the other insufficiencies of the morning
toilet. When his wife arrived, the great citizen made as though he would discreetly retire.
"Monsieur Phellion," said the countess, "you are not one too many in the conference I desire with madame;
on the contrary, your excellent judgment will be most useful in throwing light upon a matter as interesting to
you as to your wife. I allude to the marriage of your son."
"The marriage of my son!" cried Madame Phellion, with a look of astonishment; "but I am not aware that
anything of the kind is at present in prospect."
"The marriage of Monsieur Felix with Mademoiselle Celeste is, I think, one of your strongest desires"
"But we have never," said Phellion, "taken any overt steps for that object."
"I know that only too well," replied the countess; "on the contrary, every one in your family seems to study
how to defeat my efforts in that direction. However, one thing is clear in spite of the reserve, and, you must
allow me to say so, the clumsiness in which the affair has been managed, and that is that the young people
love each other, and they will both be unhappy if they do not marry. Now, to prevent this catastrophe is the
object with which I have come here this morning."
"We cannot, madame, be otherwise than deeply sensible of the interest you are so good as to show in the
happiness of our son," said Phellion; "but, in truth, this interest"
"Is something so inexplicable," interrupted the countess, "that you feel a distrust of it?"
"Oh! madame!" said Phellion, bowing with an air of respectful dissent.
"But," continued the lady, "the explanation of my proceeding is very simple. I have studied Celeste, and in
that dear and artless child I find a moral weight and value which would make me grieve to see her sacrificed."
"You are right, madame," said Madame Phellion. "Celeste is, indeed, an angel of sweetness."
"As for monsieur Felix, I venture to interest myself because, in the first place, he is the son of so virtuous a
father"
"Oh, madame! I entreat" said Phellion, bowing again.
"and he also attracts me by the awkwardness of true love, which appears in all his actions and all his
words. We mature women find an inexpressible charm in seeing the tender passion under a form which
threatens us with no deceptions and no misunderstandings."
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"My son is certainly not brilliant," said Madame Phellion, with a faint tone of sharpness; "he is not a
fashionable young man."
"But he has the qualities that are most essential," replied the countess, "and a merit which ignores itself,a
thing of the utmost consequence in all intellectual superiority"
"Really, madame," said Phellion, "you force us to hear things that"
"That are not beyond the truth," interrupted the countess. "Another reason which leads me to take a deep
interest in the happiness of these young people is that I am not so desirous for that of Monsieur Theodose de
la Peyrade, who is false and grasping. On the ruin of their hopes that man is counting to carry out his
swindling purposes."
"It is quite certain," said Phellion, "that there are dark depths in Monsieur de la Peyrade where light does not
penetrate."
"And as I myself had the misfortune to marry a man of his description, the thought of the wretchedness to
which Celeste would be condemned by so fatal a connection, impels me, in the hope of saving her, to the
charitable effort which now, I trust, has ceased to surprise you."
"Madame," said Phellion, "we do not need the conclusive explanations by which you illumine your conduct;
but as to the faults on our part, which have thwarted your generous efforts, I must declare that in order to
avoid committing them in future, it seems to me not a little desirable that you should plainly indicate them."
"How long is it," asked the countess, "since any of your family have paid a visit to the Thuilliers'?"
"If my memory serves me," said Phellion, "I think we were all there the Sunday after the dinner for the
housewarming."
"Fifteen whole days of absence!" exclaimed the countess; "and you think that nothing of importance could
happen in fifteen days?"
"No, indeed! did not three glorious days in July, 1830, cast down a perjured dynasty and found the noble
order of things under which we now live?"
"You see it yourself!" said the countess. "Now, tell me, during that evening, fifteen days ago, did nothing
serious take place between your son and Celeste?"
"Something did occur," replied Phellion,"a very disagreeable conversation on the subject of my son's
religious opinions; it must be owned that our good Celeste, who in all other respects has a charming nature, is
a trifle fanatic in the matter of piety."
"I agree to that," said the countess; "but she was brought up by the mother whom you know; she was never
shown the face of true piety; she saw only the mimicry of it. Repentant Magdalens of the Madame Colleville
species always assume an air of wishing to retire to a desert with their death'shead and crossed bones. They
think they can't get salvation at a cheaper rate. But after all, what did Celeste ask of Monsieur Felix? Merely
that he would read 'The Imitation of Christ.'"
"He has read it, madame," said Phellion, "and he thinks it a book extremely well written; but his
convictionsand that is a misfortune have not been affected by the perusal."
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"And do you think he shows much cleverness in not assuring his mistress of some little change in his
inflexible convictions?"
"My son, madame, has never received from me the slightest lesson in cleverness; loyalty, uprightness, those
are the principles I have endeavored to inculcate in him."
"It seems to me, monsieur, that there is no want of loyalty when, in dealing with a troubled mind, we
endeavor to avoid wounding it. But let us agree that Monsieur Felix owed it to himself to be that iron door
against which poor Celeste's applications beat in vain; was that a reason for keeping away from her and
sulking in his tent for fifteen whole days? Above all, ought he to have capped these sulks by a proceeding
which I can't forgive, and whichonly just made known to ushas struck the girl's heart with despair, and
also with a feeling of extreme irritation?"
"My son capable of any such act! it is quite impossible, madame!" cried Phellion. "I know nothing of this
proceeding; but I do not hesitate to affirm that you have been illinformed."
"And yet, nothing is more certain. Young Colleville, who came home today for his halfholiday, has just
told us that Monsieur Felix, who had previously gone with the utmost punctuality to hear him recite has
ceased entirely to have anything to do with him. Unless your son is ill, I do not hesitate to say that this
neglect is the greatest of blunders, in the situation in which he now stands with the sister he ought not to have
chosen this moment to put an end to these lessons."
The Phellions looked at each other as if consulting how to reply.
"My son," said Madame Phellion, "is not exactly ill; but since you mention a fact which is, I acknowledge,
very strange and quite out of keeping with his nature and habits, I think it right to tell you that from the day
when Celeste seemed to signify that all was at an end between them, a very extraordinary change has come
over Felix, which is causing Monsieur Phellion and myself the deepest anxiety."
"Yes, madame," said Phellion, "the young man is certainly not in his normal condition."
"But what is the matter with him?" asked the countess, anxiously.
"The night of that scene with Celeste," replied Phellion, "after his return home, he wept a flood of hot tears
on his mother's bosom, and gave us to understand that the happiness of his whole life was at an end."
"And yet," said Madame de Godollo, "nothing very serious happened; but lovers always make the worst of
things."
"No doubt," said Madame Phellion; "but since that night Felix has not made the slightest allusion to his
misfortune, and the next day he went back to his work with a sort of frenzy. Does that seem natural to you?"
"It is capable of explanation; work is said to be a great consoler."
"That is most true," said Phellion; "but in Felix's whole personality there is something excited, and yet
repressed, which is difficult to describe. You speak to him, and he hardly seems to hear you; he sits down to
table and forgets to eat, or takes his food with an absent mindedness which the medical faculty consider
most injurious to the process of digestion; his duties, his regular occupations, we have to remind him
ofhim, so extremely regular, so punctual! The other day, when he was at the Observatory, where he now
spends all his evenings, only coming home in the small hours, I took it upon myself to enter his room and
examine his papers. I was terrified, madame, at finding a paper covered with algebraic calculations which, by
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their vast extent appeared to me to go beyond the limits of the human intellect."
"Perhaps," said the countess, "he is on the road to some great discovery."
"Or to madness," said Madame Phellion, in a low voice, and with a heavy sigh.
"That is not probable," said Madame de Godollo; "with an organization so calm and a mind so well balanced,
he runs but little danger of that misfortune. I know myself of another danger that threatens him tomorrow,
and unless we can take some steps this evening to avert it, Celeste is positively lost to him."
"How so?" said the husband and wife together.
"Perhaps you are not aware," replied the countess, "that Thuillier and his sister have made certain promises to
Monsieur de la Peyrade about Celeste?"
"We suspected as much," replied Madame Phellion.
"The fulfilment of these pledges was postponed to a rather distant period, and subordinated to certain
conditions. Monsieur de la Peyrade, after enabling them to buy the house near the Madeleine, pledged
himself not only to obtain the cross for Monsieur Thuillier, but to write in his name a political pamphlet, and
assist him in his election to the Chamber of Deputies. It sounds like the romances of chivalry, in which the
hero, before obtaining the hand of the princess, is compelled to exterminate a dragon."
"Madame is very witty," said Madame Phellion, looking at her husband, who made her a sign not to interrupt.
"I have no time now," said the countess; "in fact it would be useless to tell you the manoeuvres by which
Monsieur de la Peyrade has contrived to hasten the period of this marriage; but it concerns you to know that,
thanks to his duplicity, Celeste is being forced to choose between him and Monsieur Felix; fifteen days were
given her in which to make her choice; the time expires tomorrow, and, thanks to the unfortunate state of
feeling into which your son's attitude has thrown her, there is very serious danger of seeing her sacrifice to
her wounded feelings the better sentiments of her love and her instincts."
"But what can be done to prevent it?" asked Phellion.
"Fight, monsieur; come this evening in force to the Thuilliers'; induce Monsieur Felix to accompany you;
lecture him until he promises to be a little more flexible in his philosophical opinions. Paris, said Henri IV., is
surely worth a mass. But let him avoid all such questions; he can certainly find in his heart the words and
tones to move a woman who loves him; it requires so little to satisfy her! I shall be there myself, and I will
help him to my utmost ability; perhaps, under the inspiration of the moment, I may think of some way to do
effectually. One thing is very certain: we have to fight a great battle tonight, and if we do not ALL do our
duty valorously, la Peyrade may win it."
"My son is not here, madame," said Phellion, "and I regret it, for perhaps your generous devotion and urgent
words would succeed in shaking off his torpor; but, at any rate, I will lay before him the gravity of the
situation, and, beyond all doubt, he will accompany us tonight to the Thuilliers'."
"It is needless to say," added the countess, rising, "that we must carefully avoid the very slightest appearance
of collusion; we must not converse together; in fact, unless it can be done in some casual way, it would be
better not to speak."
"I beg you to rely, madame, upon my prudence," replied Phellion, "and kindly accept the assurance"
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"Of your most distinguished sentiments," interrupted the countess, laughing.
"No, madame," replied Phellion, gravely, "I reserve that formula for the conclusion of my letters; I beg you to
accept the assurance of my warmest and most unalterable gratitude."
"We will talk of that when we are out of danger," said Madame de Godollo, moving towards the door; "and if
Madame Phellion, the tenderest and most virtuous of mothers, will grant me a little place in her esteem, I
shall count myself more than repaid for my trouble."
Madame Phellion plunged headlong into a responsive compliment; and the countess, in her carriage, was at
some distance from the house before Phellion had ceased to offer her his most respectful salutations.
As the Latinquarter element in Brigitte's salon became more rare and less assiduous, a livelier Paris began to
infiltrate it. Among his colleagues in the municipal council and among the upper employees of the prefecture
of the Seine, the new councillor had made several very important recruits. The mayor, and the deputy mayors
of the arrondissement, on whom, after his removal to the Madeleine quarter, Thuillier had called, hastened to
return the civility; and the same thing happened with the superior officers of the first legion. The house itself
had produced a contingent; and several of the new tenants contributed, by their presence, to change the aspect
of the dominical meetings. Among the number we must mention Rabourdin [see "Bureaucracy"], the former
head of Thuillier's office at the ministry of finance. Having had the misfortune to lose his wife, whose salon,
at an earlier period, checkmated that of Madame Colleville, Rabourdin occupied as a bachelor the third floor,
above the apartment let to Cardot, the notary. As the result of an odious slight to his just claims, Rabourdin
had voluntarily resigned his public functions. At this time, when he again met Thuillier, he was director of
one of those numerous projected railways, the construction of which is always delayed by either
parliamentary rivalry or parliamentary indecision. Let us say, in passing, that the meeting with this able
administrator, now become an important personage in the financial world, was an occasion to the worthy and
honest Phellion to display once more his noble character. At the time of the resignation to which Rabourdin
had felt himself driven, Phellion alone, of all the clerks in the office, had stood by him in his misfortunes.
Being now in a position to bestow a great number of places, Rabourdin, on meeting once more his faithful
subordinate, hastened to offer him a position both easy and lucrative.
"Mossieu," said Phellion, "your benevolence touches me and honors me, but my frankness owes you an
avowal, which I beg you not to take in ill part: I do not believe in 'railways,' as the English call them."
"That's an opinion to which you have every right," said Rabourdin, smiling; "but, meanwhile, until the
contrary is proved, we pay the employees in our office well, and I should be glad to have you with me in that
capacity. I know by experience that you are a man on whom I can count."
"Mossieu," returned the great citizen, "I did my duty at that time, and nothing more. As for the offer you have
been so good as to make to me, I cannot accept it; satisfied with my humble fortunes, I feel neither the need
nor the desire to reenter an administrative career; and, in common with the Latin poet, I may say, 'Claudite
jam rivos, pueri, sat prata biberunt.'"
Thus elevated in the character of its habitues, the salon Thuillier still needed a new element of life. Thanks to
the help of Madame de Godollo, a born organizer, who successfully put to profit the former connection of
Colleville with the musical world, a few artists came to make diversion from bouillotte and boston.
Oldfashioned and venerable, those two games were forced to beat a retreat before whist, the only manner,
said the Hungarian countess, in which respectable people can kill time.
Like Louis XVI., who began by putting his own hand to reforms which subsequently engulfed his throne,
Brigitte had encouraged, at first, this domestic revolution; the need of sustaining her position suitably in the
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new quarter to which she had emigrated had made her docile to all suggestions of comfort and elegance. But
the day on which occurred the scene we are about to witness, an apparently trivial detail had revealed to her
the danger of the declivity on which she stood. The greater number of the new guests, recently imported by
Thuillier, knew nothing of his sister's supremacy in his home. On arrival, therefore, they all asked Thuillier to
present them to MADAME, and, naturally, Thuillier could not say to them that his wife was a figurehead
who groaned under the iron hand of a Richelieu, to whom the whole household bent the knee. It was therefore
not until the first homage rendered to the sovereign "de jure" was paid, that the newcomers were led up to
Brigitte, and by reason of the stiffness which displeasure at this misplacement of power gave to her greeting
they were scarcely encouraged to pay her any further attentions. Quick to perceive this species of overthrow,
Queen Elizabeth said to herself, with that profound instinct of domination which was her ruling passion:
"If I don't take care I shall soon be nobody in this house."
Burrowing into that idea, she came to think that if the project of making a common household with la
Peyrade, then Celeste's husband, were carried out, the situation which was beginning to alarm her would
become even worse. From that moment, and by sudden intuition, Felix Phellion, that good young man, with
his head too full of mathematics ever to become a formidable rival to her sovereignty, seemed to her a far
better match than the enterprising lawyer, and she was the first, on seeing the Phellion father and mother
arrive without the son, to express regret at his absence. Brigitte, however, was not the only one to feel the
injury that the luckless professor was doing to his prospects in thus keeping away from her reception.
Madame Thuillier, with simple candor, and Celeste with feigned reserve, both made manifest their
displeasure. As for Madame de Godollo, who, in spite of a very remarkable voice, usually required much
pressing before she would sing (the piano having been opened since her reign began), she now went up to
Madame Phellion and asked her to accompany her, and between two verses of a song she said in her ear:
"Why isn't your son here?"
"He is coming," said Madame Phellion. "His father talked to him very decidedly; but tonight there happens
to be a conjunction of I don't know what planets; it is a great night at the Observatory, and he did not feel
willing to dispense with"
"It is inconceivable that a man should be so foolish!" exclaimed Madame de Godollo; "wasn't theology bad
enough, that he must needs bring in astronomy too?"
And her vexation gave to her voice so vibrating a tone that her song ended in the midst of what the English
call a thunder of applause. La Peyrade, who feared her extremely, was not one of the last, when she returned
to her place, to approach her, and express his admiration; but she received his compliments with a coldness so
near to incivility that their mutual hostility was greatly increased. La Peyrade turned away to console himself
with Madame Colleville, who had still too many pretensions to beauty not to be the enemy of a woman made
to intercept all homage.
"So you also, you think that woman sings well?" she said, contemptuously, to Theodose.
"At any rate, I have been to tell her so," replied la Peyrade, "because without her, in regard to Brigitte, there's
no security. But do just look at your Celeste; her eyes never leave that door, and every time a tray is brought
in, though it is an hour at least since the last guest came, her face expresses disappointment."
We must remark, in passing, that since the reign of Madame de Godollo trays were passed round on the
Sunday reception days, and that without scrimping; on the contrary, they were laden with ices, cakes, and
syrups, from Taurade's, then the best confectioner.
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"Don't harass me!" cried Flavie. "I know very well what that foolish girl has in her mind; and your marriage
will take place only too soon."
"But you know it is not for myself I make it," said la Peyrade; "it is a necessity for the future of all of us.
Come, come, there are tears in your eyes! I shall leave you; you are not reasonable. The devil! as that
Prudhomme of a Phellion says, 'Whoso wants the end wants the means.'"
And he went toward the group composed of Celeste, Madame Thuillier, Madame de Godollo, Colleville, and
Phellion. Madame Colleville followed him; and, under the influence of the feeling of jealousy she had just
shown, she became a savage mother.
"Celeste," she said, "why don't you sing? These gentlemen wish to hear you."
"Oh, mamma!" cried the girl, "how can I sing after Madame de Godollo, with my poor thread of a voice?
Besides, you know I have a cold."
"That is to say that, as usual, you make yourself pretentious and disagreeable; people sing as they can sing;
all voices have their own merits."
"My dear," said Colleville, who, having just lost twenty francs at the cardtables, found courage in his
illhumor to oppose his wife, "that saying, 'People sing as they can sing' is a bourgeois maxim. People sing
with a voice, if they have one; but they don't sing after hearing such a magnificent opera voice as that of
Madame la comtesse. For my part, I readily excuse Celeste for not warbling to us one of her sentimental little
ditties."
"Then it is well worth while," said Flavie, leaving the group, "to spend so much money on expensive masters
who are good for nothing."
"So," said Colleville, resuming the conversation which the invasion of Flavie had interrupted, "Felix no
longer inhabits this earth; he lives among the stars?"
"My dear and former colleague," said Phellion, "I am, as you are, annoyed with my son for neglecting, as he
does, the oldest friends of his family; and though the contemplation of those great luminous bodies suspended
in space by the hand of the Creator presents, in my opinion, higher interest than it appears to have to your
more eager brain, I think that Felix, by not coming here tonight, as he promised me he would, shows a want
of propriety, about which, I can assure you I shall speak my mind."
"Science," said la Peyrade, "is a fine thing, but it has, unfortunately, the attribute of making bears and
monomaniacs."
"Not to mention," said Celeste, "that it destroys all religious sentiments."
"You are mistaken there, my dear child," said Madame de Godollo. "Pascal, who was himself a great example
of the falseness of your point of view, says, if I am not mistaken, that a little science draws us from religion,
but a great deal draws us back to it."
"And yet, madame," said Celeste, "every one admits that Monsieur Felix is really very learned; when he
helped my brother with his studies nothing could be, so Francois told me, clearer or more comprehensible
than his explanations; and you see, yourself, he is not the more religious for that."
"I tell you, my dear child, that Monsieur Felix is not irreligious, and with a little gentleness and patience
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nothing would be easier than to bring him back."
"Bring back a savant to the duties of religion!" exclaimed la Peyrade. "Really, madame, that seems to me
very difficult. These gentlemen put the object of their studies before everything else. Tell a geometrician or a
geologist, for example, that the Church demands, imperatively, the sanctification of the Sabbath by the
suspension of all species of work, and they will shrug their shoulders, though God Himself did not disdain to
rest from His labors."
"So that in not coming here this evening," said Celeste, naively, "Monsieur Felix commits not only a fault
against good manners, but a sin."
"But, my dearest," said Madame de Godollo, "do you think that our meeting here this evening to sing ballads
and eat ices and say evil of our neighborwhich is the customary habit of salonsis more pleasing to God
than to see a man of science in his observatory busied in studying the magnificent secrets of His creation?"
"There's a time for all things," said Celeste; "and, as Monsieur de la Peyrade says, God Himself did not
disdain to rest."
"But, my love," said Madame de Godollo, "God has time to do so; He is eternal."
"That," said la Peyrade, "is one of the wittiest impieties ever uttered; those are the reasons that the world's
people put forth. They interpret and explain away the commands of God, even those that are most explicit
and imperative; they take them, leave them, or choose among them; the freethinker subjects them to his
lordly revision, and from freethinking the distance is short to free actions."
During this harangue of the barrister Madame de Godollo had looked at the clock; it then said halfpast
eleven. The salon began to empty. Only one cardtable was still going on, Minard, Thuillier, and two of the
new acquaintances being the players. Phellion had just quitted the group with which he had so far been
sitting, to join his wife, who was talking with Brigitte in a corner; by the vehemence of his pantomimic action
it was easy to see that he was filled with some virtuous indignation. Everything seemed to show that all hope
of seeing the arrival of the tardy lover was decidedly over.
"Monsieur," said the countess to la Peyrade, "do you consider the gentlemen attached to SaintJacques du
Haut Pas in the rue des Postes good Catholics?"
"Undoubtedly," replied the barrister, "religion has no more loyal supporters."
"This morning," continued the countess, "I had the happiness to be received by Pere Anselme. He is thought
the model of all Christian virtues, and yet the good father is a very learned mathematician."
"I have not said, madame, that the two qualities were absolutely incompatible."
"But you did say that a true Christian could not attend to any species of work on Sunday. If so, Pere Anselme
must be an unbeliever; for when I was admitted to his room I found him standing before a blackboard with a
bit of chalk in his hand, busy with a problem which was, no doubt, knotty, for the board was threeparts
covered with algebraic signs; and I must add that he did not seem to care for the scandal this ought to cause,
for he had with him an individual whom I am not allowed to name, a younger man of science, of great
promise, who was sharing his profane occupation."
Celeste and Madame Thuillier looked at each other, and both saw a gleam of hope in the other's eyes.
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"Why can't you tell us the name of that young man of science?" Madame Thuillier ventured to say, for she
never put any diplomacy into the expression of her thoughts.
"Because he has not, like Pere Anselme, the saintliness which would absolve him in the eyes of monsieur
here for this flagrant violation of the Sabbath. Besides," added Madame de Godollo, in a significant manner,
"he asked me not to mention that I had met him there."
"Then you know a good many scientific young men?" said Celeste, interrogatively; "this one and Monsieur
Felixthat makes two."
"My dear love," said the countess, "you are an inquisitive little girl, and you will not make me say what I do
not choose to say, especially after a confidence that Pere Anselme made to me; for if I did, your imagination
would at once set off at a gallop."
The gallop had already started, and every word the countess said only added to the anxious eagerness of the
young girl.
"As for me," said la Peyrade, sarcastically, "I shouldn't be at all surprised if Pere Anselme's young
collaborator was that very Felix Phellion. Voltaire always kept very close relations with the Jesuits who
brought him up; but he never talked religion with them."
"Well, my young savant does talk of it to his venerable brother in science; he submits his doubts to him; in
fact, that was the beginning of their scientific intimacy."
"And does Pere Anselme," asked Celeste, "hope to convert him?"
"He is sure of it," replied the countess. "His young collaborator, apart from a religious education which he
certainly never had, has been brought up to the highest principles; he knows, moreover, that his conversion to
religion would make the happiness of a charming girl whom he loves, and who loves him. Now, my dear, you
will not get another word out of me, and you may think what you like."
"Oh! godmother!" whispered Celeste, yielding to the freshness of her feelings, "suppose it were he!"
And the tears filled her eyes as she pressed Madame Thuillier's hand.
At this moment the servant threw open the door of the salon, and, singular complication! announced
Monsieur Felix Phellion.
The young professor entered the room, bathed in perspiration, his cravat in disorder, and himself out of
breath.
"A pretty hour," said Phellion, sternly, "to present yourself."
"Father," said Felix, moving to the side of the room where Madame Thuillier and Celeste were seated, "I
could not leave before the end of the phenomenon; and then I couldn't find a carriage, and I have run the
whole way."
"Your ears ought to have burned as you came," said la Peyrade, "for you have been for the last halfhour in
the minds of these ladies, and a great problem has been started about you."
Felix did not answer. He saw Brigitte entering the salon from the diningroom where she had gone to tell the
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manservant not to bring in more trays, and he hurried to greet her.
After listening to a few reproaches for the rarity of his visits and receiving forgiveness in a very cordial
"Better late than never," he turned towards his pole, and was much astonished to hear himself addressed by
Madame de Godollo as follows:
"Monsieur," she said, "I hope you will pardon the indiscretion I have, in the heat of conversation, committed
about you. I have told these ladies where I met you this morning."
"Met me?" said Felix; "if I had the honor to meet you, madame, I did not see you."
An almost imperceptible smile flickered on la Peyrade's lips.
"You saw me well enough to ask me to keep silence as to where I had met you; but, at any rate, I did not go
beyond a simple statement; I said you saw Pere Anselme sometimes, and had certain scientific relations with
him; also that you defended your religious doubts to him as you do to Celeste."
"Pere Anselme!" said Felix, stupidly.
"Yes, Pere Anselme," said la Peyrade, "a great mathematician who does not despair of converting you.
Mademoiselle Celeste wept for joy."
Felix looked around him with a bewildered air. Madame de Godollo fixed upon him a pair of eyes the
language of which a poodle could have understood.
"I wish," he said finally, "I could have given that joy to Mademoiselle Celeste, but I think, madame, you are
mistaken."
"Ah! monsieur, then I must be more precise," said the countess, "and if your modesty still induces you to hide
a step that can only honor you, you can contradict me; I will bear the mortification of having divulged a
secret which, I acknowledge, you trusted implicitly to my discretion."
Madame Thuillier and Celeste were truly a whole drama to behold; never were doubt and eager expectation
more plainly depicted on the human face. Measuring her words deliberately, Madame de Godollo thus
continued:
"I said to these ladies, because I know how deep an interest they take in your salvation, and because you are
accused of boldly defying the commandments of God by working on Sundays, that I had met you this
morning at the house of Pere Anselme, a mathematician like yourself, with whom you were busy in solving a
problem; I said that your scientific intercourse with that saintly and enlightened man had led to other
explanations between you; that you had submitted to him your religious doubts, and he did not despair of
removing them. In the confirmation you can give of my words there is nothing, I am sure, to wound your
selfesteem. The matter was simply a surprise you intended for Celeste, and I have had the stupidity to
divulge it. But when she hears you admit the truth of my words you will have given her such happiness that I
shall hope to be forgiven."
"Come, monsieur," said la Peyrade, "there's nothing absurd or mortifying in having sought for light; you, so
honorable and so truly an enemy to falsehood, you cannot deny what madame affirms with such decision."
"Well," said Felix, after a moment's hesitation, "will you, Mademoiselle Celeste, allow me to say a few words
to you in private, without witnesses?"
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Celeste rose, after receiving an approving sign from Madame Thuillier. Felix took her hand and led her to the
recess of the nearest window.
"Celeste," he said, "I entreat you: wait! See," he added, pointing to the constellation of Ursa Minor, "beyond
those visible stars a future lies before us; I will place you there. As for Pere Anselme, I cannot admit what has
been said, for it is not true. It is an invented tale. But be patient with me; you shall soon know all."
"He is mad!" said the young girl, in tones of despair, as she resumed her place beside Madame Thuillier.
Felix confirmed this judgment by rushing frantically from the salon, without perceiving the emotion in which
his father and his mother started after him. After this sudden departure, which stupefied everybody, la
Peyrade approached Madame de Godollo very respectfully, and said to her:
"You must admit, madame, that it is difficult to drag a man from the water when he persists in being
drowned."
"I had no idea until this moment of such utter simplicity," replied the countess; "it is too silly. I pass over to
the enemy; and with that enemy I am ready and desirous to have, whenever he pleases, a frank and honest
explanation."
CHAPTER IV. HUNGARY VERSUS PROVENCE
The next day Theodose felt himself possessed by two curiosities: How would Celeste behave as to the option
she had accepted? and this Comtesse Torna de Godollo, what did she mean by what she had said; and what
did she want with him?
The first of these questions seemed, undoubtedly, to have the right of way, and yet, by some secret instinct, la
Peyrade felt more keenly drawn toward the conclusion of the second problem. He decided, therefore, to take
his first step in that direction, fully understanding that he could not too carefully arm himself for the
interview to which the countess had invited him.
The morning had been rainy, and this great calculator was, of course, not ignorant how much a spot of mud,
tarnishing the brilliancy of varnished boots, could lower a man in the opinion of some. He therefore sent his
porter for a cabriolet, and about three o'clock in the afternoon he drove from the rue SaintDominique
d'Enfer toward the elegant latitudes of the Madeleine. It may well be believed that certain cares had been
bestowed upon his toilet, which ought to present a happy medium between the negligent ease of a morning
costume and the ceremonious character of an evening suit. Condemned by his profession to a white cravat,
which he rarely laid aside, and not venturing to present himself in anything but a dresscoat, he felt himself
being drawn, of necessity, to one of the extremes he desired to avoid. However by buttoning up his coat and
wearing tan instead of strawcolored gloves, he managed to UNSOLEMNIZE himself, and to avoid that
provincial air which a man in full dress walking the streets of Paris while the sun is above the horizon never
fails to convey.
The wary diplomatist was careful not to drive to the house where he was going. He was unwilling to be seen
from the countess' entresol issuing from a hired cab, and from the first floor he feared to be discovered
stopping short on his way up at the lower floor,a proceeding which could not fail to give rise to countless
conjectures.
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He therefore ordered the driver to pull up at the corner of the rue Royale, whence, along a pavement that was
now nearly dry, he picked his way on tiptoe to the house. It so chanced that he was not seen by either the
porter or his wife; the former being beadle of the church of the Madeleine, was absent at a service, and the
wife had just gone up to show a vacant apartment to a lodger. Theodose was therefore able to glide
unobserved to the door of the sanctuary he desired to penetrate. A soft touch of his hand to the silken
bellrope caused a sound which echoed from the interior of the apartment. A few seconds elapsed, and then
another and more imperious bell of less volume seemed to him a notification to the maid that her delay in
opening the door was displeasing to her mistress. A moment later, a waitingwoman, of middle age, and too
well trained to dress like a "soubrette" of comedy, opened the door to him.
The lawyer gave his name, and the woman ushered him into a diningroom, severely luxurious, where she
asked him to wait. A moment later, however, she returned, and admitted him into the most coquettish and
splendid salon it was possible to insert beneath the low ceilings of an entresol. The divinity of the place was
seated before a writingtable covered with a Venetian cloth, in which gold glittered in little spots among the
dazzling colors of the tapestry.
"Will you allow me, monsieur, to finish a letter of some importance?" she said.
The barrister bowed in sign of assent. The handsome Hungarian then concluded a note on blue English paper,
which she placed in an envelope; after sealing it carefully, she rang the bell. The maid appeared immediately
and lighted a little spirit lamp; above the lamp was suspended a sort of tiny crucible, in which was a drop of
sealing wax; as soon as this had melted, the maid poured it on the envelope, presenting to her mistress a seal
with armorial bearings. This the countess imprinted on the wax with her own beautiful hands, and then
said:
"Take the letter at once to that address."
The woman made a movement to take the letter, but, either from haste or inadvertence, the paper fell from
her hand close to la Peyrade's feet. He stooped hastily to pick it up, and read the direction involuntarily. It
bore the words, "His Excellency the Minister of Foreign Affairs"; the significant words, "For him only,"
written higher up, seemed to give this missive a character of intimacy.
"Pardon, monsieur," said the countess, receiving the paper, which he had the good taste to return to her own
hands in order to show his eagerness to serve her. "Be so good, mademoiselle, as to carry that in a way not to
lose it," she added in a dry tone to the unlucky maid. The countess then left her writingtable and took her
seat on a sofa covered with pearlgray satin.
During these proceedings la Peyrade had the satisfaction of making an inventory of all the choice things by
which he was surrounded. Paintings by good masters detached themselves from walls of even tone; on a
piertable stood a very tall Japanese vase; before the windows the jardinieres were filled with lilium rubrum,
showing its handsome reversely curling petals surmounted by white and red camellias and a dwarf magnolia
from China, with flowers of sulphur white with scarlet edges. In a corner was a stand of arms, of curious
shapes and rich construction, explained, perhaps, by the lady's Hungarian nationality always that of the
hussar. A few bronzes and statuettes of exquisite selection, chairs rolling softly on Persian carpets, and a
perfect anarchy of stuffs of all kinds completed the arrangement of this salon, which the lawyer had once
before visited with Brigitte and Thuillier before the countess moved into it. It was so transformed that it
seemed to him unrecognizable. With a little more knowledge of the world la Peyrade would have been less
surprised at the marvellous care given by the countess to the decoration of the room. A woman's salon is her
kingdom, and her absolute domain; there, in the fullest sense of the word, she reigns, she governs; there she
offers battle, and nearly always comes off victorious.
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Coquettishly lying back in a corner of the sofa, her head carelessly supported by an arm the form and
whiteness of which could be seen nearly to the elbow through the wide, open sleeve of a black velvet
dressinggown, her Cinderella foot in its dainty slipper of Russia leather resting on a cushion of orange satin,
the handsome Hungarian had the look of a portrait by Laurence or Winterhalter, plus the naivete of the pose.
"Monsieur," she said, with the slightly foreign accent which lent an added charm to her words, "I cannot help
thinking it rather droll that a man of your mind and rare penetration should have thought you had an enemy in
me."
"But, Madame la comtesse," replied la Peyrade, allowing her to read in his eyes an astonishment mingled
with distrust, "all the appearances, you must admit, were of that nature. A suitor interposes to break off a
marriage which has been offered to me with every inducement; this rival does me the service of showing
himself so miraculously stupid and awkward that I could easily have set him aside, when suddenly a most
unlookedfor and able auxiliary devotes herself to protecting him on the very ground where he shows himself
most vulnerable."
"You must admit," said the countess, laughing, "that the protege showed himself a most intelligent man, and
that he seconded my efforts valiantly."
"His clumsiness could not have been, I think, very unexpected to you," replied la Peyrade; "therefore the
protection you have deigned to give him is the more cruel to me."
"What a misfortune it would be," said the countess, with charmingly affected satire, "if your marriage with
Mademoiselle Celeste were prevented! Do you really care so much, monsieur, for that little schoolgirl?"
In that last word, especially the intonation with which it was uttered, there was more than contempt, there was
hatred. This expression did not escape an observer of la Peyrade's strength, but not being a man to advance
very far on a single remark he merely replied:
"Madame, the vulgar expression, to 'settle down,' explains this situation, in which a man, after many struggles
and being at an end of his efforts and his illusions, makes a compromise with the future. When this
compromise takes the form of a young girl with, I admit, more virtue than beauty, but one who brings to a
husband the fortune which is indispensable to the comfort of married life, what is there so astonishing in the
fact that his heart yields to gratitude and that he welcomes the prospect of a placid happiness?"
"I have always thought," replied the countess, "that the power of a man's intellect ought to be the measure of
his ambition; and I imagined that one so wise as to make himself, at first, the poor man's lawyer, would have
in his heart less humble and less pastoral aspirations."
"Ah! madame," returned la Peyrade, "the iron hand of necessity compels us to strange resignations. The
question of daily bread is one of those before which all things bend the knee. Apollo was forced to 'get a
living,' as the shepherd of Admetus."
"The sheepfold of Admetus," said Madame de Godollo, "was at least a royal fold; I don't think Apollo would
have resigned himself to be the shepherd of abourgeois."
The hesitation that preceded that last word seemed to convey in place of it a proper name; and la Peyrade
understood that Madame de Godollo, out of pure clemency, had suppressed that of Thuillier, had turned her
remark upon the species and not the individual.
"I agree, madame, that your distinction is a just one," he replied, "but in this case Apollo has no choice."
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"I don't like persons who charge too much," said the countess, "but still less do I like those who sell their
merchandise below the market price; I always suspect such persons of trying to dupe me by some clever and
complicated trick. You know very well, monsieur, your own value, and your hypocritical humility displeases
me immensely. It proves to me that my kindly overtures have not produced even a beginning of confidence
between us."
"I assure you, madame, that up to the present time life has never justified the belief in any dazzling
superiority in me."
"Well, really," said the Hungarian, "perhaps I ought to believe in the humility of a man who is willing to
accept the pitiable finale of his life which I threw myself into the breach to prevent."
"Just as I, perhaps," said la Peyrade, with a touch of sarcasm, "ought to believe in the reality of a kindness
which, in order to save me, has handled me so roughly."
The countess cast a reproachful look upon her visitor; her fingers crumpled the ribbons of her gown; she
lowered her eyes, and gave a sigh, so nearly imperceptible, so slight, that it might have passed for an accident
in the most regular breathing.
"You are rancorous," she said, "and you judge people by one aspect only. After all," she added, as if on
reflection, "you are perhaps right in reminding me that I have taken the longest way round by meddling,
rather ridiculously, in interests that do not concern me. Go on, my dear monsieur, in the path of this glorious
marriage which offers you so many combined inducements; only, let me hope that you may not repent a
course with which I shall no longer interfere."
The Provencal had not been spoilt by an experience of "bonnes fortunes." The poverty against which he had
struggled so long never leads to affairs of gallantry, and since he had thrown off its harsh restraint, his mind
being wholly given up to the anxious work of creating his future, the things of the heart had entered but
slightly into his life; unless we must except the comedy he had played on Flavie. We can therefore imagine
the perplexity of this novice in the matter of adventures when he saw himself placed between the danger of
losing what seemed to be a delightful opportunity, and the fear of finding a serpent amid the beautiful flowers
that were offered to his grasp. Too marked a reserve, too lukewarm an eagerness, might wound the selflove
of that beautiful foreigner, and quench the spring from which he seemed invited to draw. On the other hand,
suppose that appearance of interest were only a snare? Suppose this kindness (ill explained, as it seemed to
him), of which he was so suddenly the object, had no other purpose than to entice him into a step which
might be used to compromise him with the Thuilliers? What a blow to his reputation for shrewdness, and
what a role to play!that of the dog letting go the meat for the shadow!
We know that la Peyrade was trained in the school of Tartuffe, and the frankness with which that great master
declares to Elmire that without receiving a few of the favors to which he aspired he could not trust in her
tender advances, seemed to the barrister a suitable method to apply to the present case, adding, however, a
trifle more softness to the form.
"Madame la comtesse," he said, "you have turned me into a man who is much to be pitied. I was cheerfully
advancing to this marriage, and you take all faith in it away from me. Suppose I break it off, what use can
Iwith that great capacity you see in memake of the liberty I thus recover?"
"La Bruyere, if I am not mistaken, said that nothing freshens the blood so much as to avoid committing a
folly."
"That may be; but it is, you must admit, a negative benefit; and I am of an age and in a position to desire
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more serious results. The interest that you deign to show to me cannot, I think, stop short at the idea of
merely putting an end to my present prospects. I love Mademoiselle Colleville with a love, it is true, which
has nothing imperative about it; but I certainly love her, her hand is promised to me, and before renouncing
it"
"So," said the countess, hastily, "in a given case you would not be averse to a rupture? And," she added, in a
more decided tone, "there would be some chance of making you see that in taking your first opportunity you
cut yourself off from a better future, in which a more suitable marriage may present itself?"
"But, at least, madame, I must be enabled to foresee it definitely."
This persistence in demanding pledges seemed to irritate the countess.
"Faith," she said, "is only a virtue when it believes without seeing. You doubt yourself, and that is another
form of stupidity. I am not happy, it seems, in my selection of those I desire to benefit."
"But, madame, it cannot be indiscreet to ask to know in some remote way at least, what future your kind
goodwill has imagined for me."
"It is very indiscreet," replied the countess, coldly, "and it shows plainly that you offer me only a conditional
confidence. Let us say no more. You are certainly far advanced with Mademoiselle Colleville; she suits you,
you say, in many ways; therefore marry her. I say again, you will no longer find me in your way."
"But does Mademoiselle Colleville really suit me?" resumed la Peyrade; "that is the very point on which you
have lately raised my doubts. Do you not think there is something cruel in casting me first in one direction
and then in the other without affording me any ground to go upon?"
"Ah!" said the countess, in a tone of impatience, "you want my opinion on the premises! Well, monsieur,
there is one very conclusive fact to which I can bring proof: Celeste does not love you."
"So I have thought," said la Peyrade, humbly. "I felt that I was making a marriage of mere convenience."
"And she cannot love you, because," continued Madame de Godollo, with animation, "she cannot
comprehend you. Her proper husband is that blond little man, insipid as herself; from the union of those two
natures without life or heat will result in that lukewarm existence which, in the opinion of the world where
she was born and where she has lived, is the ne plus ultra of conjugal felicity. Try to make that little
simpleton understand that when she had a chance to unite herself with true talent she ought to have felt highly
honored! But, above all, try to make her miserable, odious family and surroundings understand it! Enriched
bourgeois, parvenus! there's the roof beneath which you think to rest from your cruel labor and your many
trials! And do you believe that you will not be made to feel, twenty times a day, that your share in the
partnership is distressingly light in the scale against their money? On one side, the Iliad, the Cid, Der
Freyschutz, and the frescos of the Vatican; on the other, three hundred thousand francs in good, ringing coin!
Tell me which side they will trust and admire! The artist, the man of imagination who falls into the bourgeois
atmosphereshall I tell you to what I compare him? To Daniel cast into the lion's den, less the miracle of
Holy Writ."
This invective against the bourgeoisie was uttered in a tone of heated conviction which could scarcely fail to
be communicated.
"Ah! madame," cried la Peyrade, "how eloquently you say things which again and again have entered my
troubled and anxious mind! But I have felt myself lashed to that most cruel fate, the necessity of gaining a
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position"
"Necessity! position!" interrupted the countess, again raising the temperature of her speech,"words void of
meaning! which have not even sound to able men, though they drive back fools as though they were
formidable barriers. Necessity! does that exist for noble natures, for those who know how to will? A Gascon
minister uttered a saying which ought to be engraved on the doors of all careers: 'All things come to him who
knows how to wait.' Are you ignorant that marriage, to men of a high stamp, is either a chain which binds
them to the lowest vulgarities of existence, or a wing on which to rise to the highest summits of the social
world? The wife you need, monsieur, and she would not be long wanting to your career if you had not,
with such incredible haste, accepted the first 'dot' that was offered you,the wife you should have chosen is
a woman capable of understanding you, able to divine your intellect; one who could be to you a
fellowworker, an intellectual confidant, and not a mere embodiment of the 'potaufeu'; a woman capable
of being now your secretary, but soon the wife of a deputy, a minister, an ambassador; one, in short, who
could offer you her heart as a mainspring, her salon for a stage, her connections for a ladder, and who, in
return for all she would give you of ardor and strength, asks only to shine beside your throne in the rays of the
glory she predicts for you!"
Intoxicated, as it were, with the flow of her own words, the countess was really magnificent; her eyes
sparkled, her nostrils dilated; the prospect her vivid eloquence thus unrolled she seemed to see, and touch
with her quivering fingers. For a moment, la Peyrade was dazzled by this sunrise which suddenly burst upon
his life.
However, as he was a man most eminently prudent, who had made it his rule of life never to lend except on
sound and solvent security, he was still impelled to weigh the situation.
"Madame la comtesse," he said, "you reproached me just now for speaking like a bourgeois, and I, in return,
am afraid that you are talking like a goddess. I admire you, I listen to you, but I am not convinced. Such
devotions, such sublime abnegations may be met with in heaven, but in this low world who can hope to be
the object of them?"
"You are mistaken, monsieur," replied the countess, with solemnity; "such devotions are rare, but they are
neither impossible nor incredible; only, it is necessary to have the heart to find them, and, above all, the hand
to take them when they are offered to you."
So saying, the countess rose majestically.
La Peyrade saw that he had ended by displeasing her, and he felt that she dismissed him. He rose himself,
bowed respectfully, and asked to be received again.
"Monsieur," said Madame de Godollo, "we Hungarians, primitive people and almost savages that we are,
have a saying that when our door is open both sides of it are opened wide; when we close it it is double
locked and bolted."
That dignified and ambiguous speech was accompanied by a slight inclination of the head. Bewildered,
confounded by this behavior, to him so new, which bore but little resemblance to that of Flavie, Brigitte, and
Madame Minard, la Peyrade left the house, asking himself again and again whether he had played his game
properly.
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CHAPTER V. SHOWING HOW NEAR THE TARPEIAN ROCK IS TO THE
CAPITOL
On leaving Madame de Godollo, la Peyrade felt the necessity of gathering himself together. Beneath the
conversation he had just maintained with this strange woman, what could he see,a trap, or a rich and
distinguished marriage offered to him. Under such a doubt as this, to press Celeste for an immediate answer
was neither clever nor prudent; it was simply to bind himself, and close the door to the changes, still very
illdefined, which seemed offered to him. The result of the consultation which Theodose held with himself as
he walked along the boulevard was that he ought, for the moment, to think only of gaining time.
Consequently, instead of going to the Thuilliers' to learn Celeste's decision, he went home, and wrote the
following little note to Thuillier:
My dear Thuillier,You will certainly not think it extraordinary that I should not present myself at your
house today,partly because I fear the sentence which will be pronounced upon me, and partly because I
do not wish to seem an impatient and unmannerly creditor. A few days, more or less, will matter little under
such circumstances, and yet Mademoiselle Colleville may find them desirable for the absolute freedom of her
choice. I shall, therefore, not go to see you until you write for me.
I am now more calm, and I have added a few more pages to our manuscript; it will take but little time to hand
in the whole to the printer.
Ever yours, Theodose de la Peyrade.
Two hours later a servant, dressed in what was evidently the first step towards a livery, which the Thuilliers
did not as yet venture to risk, the "male domestic," whom Minard had mentioned to the Phellions, arrived at
la Peyrade's lodgings with the following note:
Come tonight, without fail. We will talk over the whole affair with Brigitte.
Your most affectionately devoted Jerome Thuillier.
"Good!" said la Peyrade; "evidently there is some hindrance on the other side; I shall have time to turn myself
round."
That evening, when the servant announced him in the Thuillier salon, the Comtesse de Godollo, who was
sitting with Brigitte, hastened to rise and leave the room. As she passed la Peyrade she made him a very
ceremonious bow. There was nothing conclusive to be deduced from this abrupt departure, which might
signify anything, either much or nothing.
After talking of the weather and so forth for a time, as persons do who have met to discuss a delicate subject
about which they are not sure of coming to an understanding, the matter was opened by Brigitte, who had
sent her brother to take a walk on the boulevard, telling him to leave her to manage the affair.
"My dear boy," she said to Theodose, "it was very nice of you not to come here today like a GRASPALL,
to put your pistol at our throats, for we were not, as it happened, quite ready to answer you. I think," she
added, "that our little Celeste needs a trifle more time."
"Then," said la Peyrade, quickly, "she has not decided in favor of Monsieur Felix Phellion?"
"Joker!" replied the old maid, "you know very well you settled that business last night; but you also know, of
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course, that her own inclinations incline her that way."
"Short of being blind, I must have seen that," replied la Peyrade.
"It is not an obstacle to my projects," continued Mademoiselle Thuillier; "but it serves to explain why I ask
for Celeste a little more time; and also why I have wished all along to postpone the marriage to a later date. I
wanted to give you time to insinuate yourself into the heart of my dear little girlbut you and Thuillier upset
my plans."
"Nothing, I think, has been done without your sanction," said la Peyrade, "and if, during these fifteen days, I
have not talked with you on the subject, it was out of pure delicacy. Thuillier told me that everything was
agreed upon with you."
"On the contrary, Thuillier knows very well that I refused to mix myself up on your new arrangements. If you
had not made yourself so scarce lately, I might have been the first to tell you that I did not approve of them.
However, I can truly say I did nothing to hinder their success."
"But that was too little," said la Peyrade; "your active help was absolutely necessary."
"Possibly; but I, who know women better than you, being one of them, I felt very sure that if Celeste was
told to choose between two suitors she would consider that a permission to think at her ease of the one she
liked best. I myself had always left her in the vague as to Felix, knowing as I did the proper moment to settle
her mind about him."
"So," said la Peyrade, "you mean that she refuses me."
"It is much worse than that," returned Brigitte; "she accepts you, and is willing to pledge her word; but it is so
easy to see she regards herself as a victim, that if I were in your place I should feel neither flattered nor secure
in such a position."
In any other condition of mind la Peyrade would probably have answered that he accepted the sacrifice, and
would make it his business to win the heart which at first was reluctantly given; but delay now suited him,
and he replied to Brigitte with a question:
"Then what do you advise? What course had I better take?"
"Finish Thuillier's pamphlet, in the first place, or he'll go crazy; and leave me to work the other affair in your
interests," replied Brigitte.
"But am I in friendly hands? For, to tell you the truth, little aunt, I have not been able to conceal from myself
that you have, for some time past, changed very much to me."
"Changed to you! What change do you see in me, addledpate that you are?"
"Oh! nothing very tangible," said la Peyrade; "but ever since that Countess Torna has had a footing in your
house"
"My poor boy, the countess has done me many services, and I am very grateful to her; but is that any reason
why I should be false to you, who have done us still greater services?"
"But you must admit," said la Peyrade, craftily, "that she has told you a great deal of harm of me."
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"Naturally she has; these fine ladies are all that way; they expect the whole world to adore them, and she sees
that you are thinking only of Celeste; but all she has said to me against you runs off my mind like water from
varnished cloth."
"So, then, little aunt, I may continue to count on you?" persisted la Peyrade.
"Yes; provided you are not tormenting, and will let me manage this affair."
"Tell me how you are going to do it?" asked la Peyrade, with an air of great goodhumor.
"In the first place, I shall signify to Felix that he is not to set foot in this house again."
"Is that possible?" said the barrister; "I mean can it be done civilly?"
"Very possible; I shall make Phellion himself tell him. He's a man who is always astride of principles, and
he'll be the first to see that if his son will not do what is necessary to obtain Celeste's hand he ought to deprive
us of his presence."
"What next?" asked la Peyrade.
"Next, I shall signify to Celeste that she was left at liberty to choose one husband or the other, and as she did
not choose Felix she must make up her mind to take you, a pious fellow, such as she wants. You needn't be
uneasy; I'll sing your praises, especially your generosity in not profiting by the arrangement she agreed to
make today. But all that will take a week at least, and if Thuillier's pamphlet isn't out before then, I don't
know but what we shall have to put him in a lunatic asylum."
"The pamphlet can be out in two days. But is it very certain, little aunt, that we are playing aboveboard?
Mountains, as they say, never meet, but men do; and certainly, when the time comes to promote the election,
I can do Thuillier either good or bad service. Do you know, the other day I was terribly frightened. I had a
letter from him in my pocket, in which he spoke of the pamphlet as being written by me. I fancied for a
moment that I had dropped it in the Luxembourg. If I had, what a scandal it would have caused in the
quarter."
"Who would dare to play tricks with such a wily one as you?" said Brigitte, fully comprehending the
comminatory nature of la Peyrade's last words, interpolated into the conversation without rhyme or reason.
"But really," she added, "why should you complain of us? It is you who are behindhand in your promises.
That cross which was to have been granted within a week, and that pamphlet, which ought to have appeared a
long time ago"
"The pamphlet and the cross will both appear in good time; the one will bring the other," said la Peyrade,
rising. "Tell Thuillier to come and see me tomorrow evening, and I think we can then correct the last sheet.
But, above all, don't listen to the spitefulness of Madame de Godollo; I have an idea that in order to make
herself completely mistress of this house she wants to alienate all your old friends, and also that she is casting
her net for Thuillier."
"Well, in point of fact," said the old maid, whom the parting shot of the infernal barrister had touched on the
eversensitive point of her authority, "I must look into that matter you speak of there; she is rather coquettish,
that little woman."
La Peyrade gained a second benefit out of that speech so adroitly flung out; he saw by Brigitte's answer to it
that the countess had not mentioned to her the visit he had paid her during the day. This reticence might have
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a serious meaning.
Four days later, the printer, the stitcher, the paper glazier having fulfilled their offices, Thuillier had the
inexpressible happiness of beginning on the boulevards a promenade, which he continued through the
Passages, and even to the PalaisRoyal, pausing before all the bookshops where he saw, shining in black
letters on a yellow poster, the famous title:
TAXATION AND THE SLIDINGSCALE by J. Thuillier, Member of the CouncilGeneral of the Seine.
Having reached the point of persuading himself that the care he had bestowed upon the correction of proofs
made the merit of the work his own, his paternal heart, like that of Maitre Corbeau, could not contain itself
for joy. We ought to add that he held in very low esteem those booksellers who did not announce the sale of
the new work, destined to become, as he believed, a European event. Without actually deciding the manner in
which he would punish their indifference, he nevertheless made a list of these rebellious persons, and wished
them as much evil as if they had offered him a personal affront.
The next day he spent a delightful morning in writing a certain number of letters, sending the publication to
friends, and putting into paper covers some fifty copies, to which the sacramental phrase, "From the author,"
imparted to his eyes an inestimable value.
But the third day of the sale brought a slight diminution of his happiness. He had chosen for his editor a
young man, doing business at a breakneck pace, who had lately established himself in the Passage des
Panoramas, where he was paying a ruinous rent. He was the nephew of Barbet the publisher, whom Brigitte
had had as a tenant in the rue SaintDominique d'Enfer. This Barbet junior was a youth who flinched at
nothing; and when he was presented to Thuillier by his uncle, he pledged himself, provided he was not
shackled in his advertising, to sell off the first edition and print a second within a week.
Now, Thuillier had spent about fifteen hundred francs himself on costs of publication, such, for instance, as
copies sent in great profusion to the newspapers; but at the close of the third day SEVEN copies only had
been sold, and three of those on credit. It might be believed that in revealing to the horrorstricken Thuillier
this paltry result the young publisher would have lost at least something of his assurance. On the contrary,
this Guzman of the booktrade hastened to say:
"I am delighted at what has happened. If we had sold a hundred copies it would trouble me far more than the
fifteen hundred now on our hands; that's what I call hanging fire; whereas this insignificant sale only proves
that the edition will go off like a rocket."
"But when?" asked Thuillier, who thought this view paradoxical.
"Parbleu!" said Barbet, "when we get notices in the newspapers. Newspaper notices are only useful to arouse
attention. 'Dear me!' says the public, 'there's a publication that must be interesting.' The title is
good,'Taxation and the SlidingScale,'but I find that the more piquant a title is, the more buyers distrust
it, they have been taken in so often; they wait for the notices. On the other hand, for books that are destined to
have only a limited sale, a hundred ready made purchasers will come in at once, but after that, goodbye to
them; we don't place another copy."
"Then you don't think," said Thuillier, "that the sale is hopeless?"
"On the contrary, I think it is on the best track. When the 'Debats,' the 'Constitutionnel,' the 'Siecle,' and the
'Presse' have reviewed it, especially if the 'Debats' mauls it (they are ministerial, you know), it won't be a
week before the whole edition is snapped up."
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"You say that easily enough," replied Thuillier; "but how are we to get hold of those gentlemen of the press?"
"Ah! I'll take care of that," said Barbet. "I am on the best of terms with the managing editors; they say the
devil is in me, and that I remind them of Ladvocat in his best days."
"But then, my dear fellow, you ought to have seen to this earlier."
"Ah! excuse me, papa Thuillier; there's only one way of seeing to the journalists; but as you grumbled about
the fifteen hundred francs for the advertisements, I did not venture to propose to you another extra expense."
"What expense?" asked Thuillier, anxiously.
"When you were nominated to the municipal council, where was the plan mooted?" asked the publisher.
"Parbleu! in my own house," replied Thuillier.
"Yes, of course, in your own house, but at a dinner, followed by a ball, and the ball itself crowned by a
supper. Well, my dear master, there are no two ways to do this business; Boileau says:
"'All is done through the palate, and not through the mind; And it is by our dinners we govern mankind.'"
"Then you think I ought to give a dinner to those journalists?"
"Yes; but not at your own house; for these journalists, you see, if women are present, get stupid; they have to
behave themselves. And, besides, it isn't dinner they want, but a breakfastthat suits them best. In the
evening these gentlemen have to go to first representations, and make up their papers, not to speak of their
own little private doings; whereas in the mornings they have nothing to think about. As for me, it is always
breakfasts that I give."
"But that costs money, breakfasts like that," said Thuillier; "journalists are gourmands."
"Bah! twenty francs a head, without wine. Say you have ten of them; three hundred francs will see you
handsomely through the whole thing. In fact, as a matter of economy, breakfasts are preferable; for a dinner
you wouldn't get off under five hundred francs."
"How you talk, young man!" said Thuillier.
"Oh, hang it! everybody knows it costs dear to get elected to the Chamber; and all this favors your
nomination."
"But how can I invite those gentlemen? Must I go and see them myself?"
"Certainly not; send them your pamphlet and appoint them to meet you at Philippe's or Vefour'sthey'll
understand perfectly."
"Ten guests," said Thuillier, beginning to enter into the idea. "I did not know there were so many leading
journals."
"There are not," said the publisher; "but we must have the little dogs as well, for they bark loudest. This
breakfast is certain to make a noise, and if you don't ask them they'll think you pick and choose, and everyone
excluded will be your enemy."
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"Then you think it is enough merely to send the invitations?"
"Yes; I'll make the list, and you can write the notes and send them to me. I'll see that they are delivered; some
of them I shall take in person."
"If I were sure," said Thuillier, undecidedly, "that this expense would have the desired effect"
"IF I WERE SURE,that's a queer thing to say," said Barbet. "My dear master, this is money placed on
mortgage; for it, I will guarantee the sale of fifteen hundred copies,say at forty sous apiece; allowing the
discounts, that makes three thousand francs. You see that your costs and extra costs are covered, and more
than covered."
"Well," said Thuillier, turning to go, "I'll talk to la Peyrade about it."
"As you please, my dear master; but decide soon, for nothing gets mouldy so fast as a book; write hot, serve
hot, and buy hot,that's the rule for authors, publishers, and public; all is bosh outside of it, and no good to
touch."
When la Peyrade was consulted, he did not think in his heart that the remedy was heroic, but he had now
come to feel the bitterest animosity against Thuillier, so that he was well pleased to see this new tax levied on
his selfimportant inexperience and pompous silliness.
As for Thuillier, the mania for posing as a publicist and getting himself talked about so possessed him that
although he moaned over this fresh bleeding of his purse, he had decided on the sacrifice before he even
spoke to la Peyrade. The reserved and conditional approval of the latter was, therefore, more than enough to
settle his determination, and the same evening he returned to Barbet junior and asked for the list of guests
whom he ought to invite.
Barbet gaily produced his little catalogue. Instead of the ten guests originally mentioned, there proved to be
fifteen, not counting himself or la Peyrade, whom Thuillier wanted to second him in this encounter with a set
of men among whom he himself felt he should be a little out of place. Casting his eyes over the list, he
exclaimed, vehemently:
"Heavens! my dear fellow, here are names of papers nobody ever heard of. Where's the 'Moralisateur,' the
'Lanterne de Diogene,' the 'Pelican,' the 'Echo de la Bievre'?"
"You'd better be careful how you scorn the 'Echo de la Bievre,'" said Barbet; "why, that's the paper of the
12th arrondissement, from which you expect to be elected; its patrons are those big tanners of the Mouffetard
quarter!"
"Well, let that gobut the 'Pelican'?"
"The 'Pelican'? that's a paper you'll find in every dentist's waiting room; dentists are the first PUFFISTS in
the world! How many teeth do you suppose are daily pulled in Paris?"
"Come, come, nonsense," said Thuillier, who proceeded to mark out certain names, reducing the whole
number present to fourteen.
"If one falls off we shall be thirteen," remarked Barbet.
"Pooh!" said Thuillier, the freethinker, "do you suppose I give in to that superstition?"
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The list being finally closed and settled at fourteen, Thuillier seated himself at the publisher's desk and wrote
the invitations, naming, in view of the urgency of the purpose, the next day but one for the meeting, Barbet
having assured him that no journalist would object to the shortness of the invitation. The meeting was
appointed at Vefour's, the restaurant par excellence of the bourgeoisie and all provincials.
Barbet arrived on the day named before Thuillier, who appeared in a cravat which alone was enough to create
a stir in the satirical circle in which he was about to produce himself. The publisher, on his own authority, had
changed various articles on the bill of fare as selected by his patron, more especially directing that the
champagne, ordered in true bourgeois fashion to be served with the dessert, should be placed on the table at
the beginning of breakfast, with several dishes of shrimps, a necessity which had not occurred to the
amphitryon.
Thuillier, who gave a lipapproval to these amendments, was followed by la Peyrade; and then came a long
delay in the arrival of the guests. Breakfast was ordered at eleven o'clock; at a quarter to twelve not a
journalist had appeared. Barbet, who was never at a loss, made the consoling remark that breakfasts at
restaurants were like funerals, where, as every one knew, eleven o'clock meant midday.
Sure enough, shortly before that hour, two gentlemen, with pointed beards, exhaling a strong odor of tobacco,
made their appearance. Thuillier thanked them effusively for the "honor" they had done him; after which
came another long period of waiting, of which we shall not relate the tortures. At one o'clock the assembled
contingent comprised five of the invited guests, Barbet and la Peyrade not included. It is scarcely necessary to
say that none of the selfrespecting journalists of the better papers had taken any notice of the absurd
invitation.
Breakfast now had to be served to this reduced number. A few polite phrases that reached Thuillier's ears
about the "immense" interest of his publication, failed to blind him to the bitterness of his discomfiture; and
without the gaiety of the publisher, who had taken in hand the reins his patron, gloomy as Hippolytus on the
road to Mycenae, let fall, nothing could have surpassed the glum and glacial coldness of the meeting.
After the oysters were removed, the champagne and chablis which had washed them down had begun,
nevertheless, to raise the thermometer, when, rushing into the room where the banquet was taking place, a
young man in a cap conveyed to Thuillier a most unexpected and crushing blow.
"Master," said the newcomer to Barbet (he was a clerk in the bookseller's shop), "we are done for! The
police have made a raid upon us; a commissary and two men have come to seize monsieur's pamphlet. Here's
a paper they have given me for you."
"Look at that," said Barbet, handing the document to la Peyrade, his customary assurance beginning to
forsake him.
"A summons to appear at once before the court of assizes," said la Peyrade, after reading a few lines of the
sheriff's scrawl.
Thuillier had turned as pale as death.
"Didn't you fulfil all the necessary formalities?" he said to Barbet, in a choking voice.
"This is not a matter of formalities," said la Peyrade, "it is a seizure for what is called press misdemeanor,
exciting contempt and hatred of the government; you probably have the same sort of compliment awaiting
you at home, my poor Thuillier."
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"Then it is treachery!" cried Thuillier, losing his head completely.
"Hang it, my dear fellow! you know very well what you put in your pamphlet; for my part, I don't see
anything worth whipping a cat for."
"There's some misunderstanding," said Barbet, recovering courage; "it will all be explained, and the result
will be a fine cause of complaintwon't it, messieurs?"
"Waiter, pens and ink!" cried one of the journalists thus appealed to.
"Nonsense! you'll have time to write your article later," said another of the brotherhood; "what has a
bombshell to do with this 'filet saute'?"
That, of course, was a parody on the famous speech of Charles XII., King of Sweden, when a shot interrupted
him while dictating to a secretary.
"Messieurs," said Thuillier, rising, "I am sure you will excuse me for leaving you. If, as Monsieur Barbet
thinks, there is some misunderstanding, it ought to be explained at once; I must therefore, with your
permission, go to the police court. La Peyrade," he added in a significant tone, "you will not refuse, I
presume, to accompany me. And you, my dear publisher, you would do well to come too."
"No, faith!" said Barbet, "when I breakfast, I breakfast; if the police have committed a blunder, so much the
worse for them."
"But suppose the matter is serious?" cried Thuillier, in great agitation.
"Well, I should say, what is perfectly true, that I had never read a line of your pamphlet. One thing is very
annoying; those damned juries hate beards, and I must cut off mine if I'm compelled to appear in court."
"Come, my dear amphitryon, sit down again," said the editor of the "Echo de la Bievre," "we'll stand by you;
I've already written an article in my head which will stir up all the tanners in Paris; and, let me tell you, that
honorable corporation is a power."
"No, monsieur," replied Thuillier, "no; a man like me cannot rest an hour under such an accusation as this.
Continue your breakfast without us; I hope soon to see you again. La Peyrade, are you coming?"
"He's charming, isn't he?" said Barbet, when Thuillier and his counsel had left the room. "To ask me to leave
a breakfast after the oysters, and go and talk with the police! Come, messieurs, close up the ranks," he added,
gaily.
"Tiens!" said one of the hungry journalists, who had cast his eyes into the garden of the PalaisRoyal, on
which the diningroom of the restaurant opened, "there's Barbanchu going by; suppose I call him in?"
"Yes, certainly," said Barbet junior, "have him up."
"Barbanchu! Barbanchu!" called out the journalist.
Barbanchu, his hat being over his eyes, was some time in discovering the cloud above him whence the voice
proceeded.
"Here, up here!" called the voice, which seemed to Barbanchu celestial when he saw himself hailed by a man
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with a glass of champagne in his hand. Then, as he seemed to hesitate, the party above called out in
chorus:
"Come up! come up! THERE'S FAT TO BE HAD!"
When Thuillier left the office of the public prosecutor he could no longer have any illusions. The case against
him was serious, and the stern manner in which he had been received made him see that when the trial came
up he would be treated without mercy. Then, as always happens among accomplices after the nonsuccess of
an affair they have done in common, he turned upon la Peyrade in the sharpest manner: La Peyrade had paid
no attention to what he wrote; he had given full swing to his stupid SaintSimonian ideas; HE didn't care for
the consequences; it was not HE who would have to pay the fine and go to prison! Then, when la Peyrade
answered that the matter did not look to him serious, and he expected to get a verdict of acquittal without
difficulty, Thuillier burst forth upon him, vehemently:
"Parbleu! the thing is plain enough; monsieur sees nothing in it? Well, I shall not put my honor and my
fortune into the hands of a little upstart like yourself; I shall take some great lawyer if the case comes to trial.
I've had enough of your collaboration by this time."
Under the injustice of these remarks la Peyrade felt his anger rising. However, he saw himself disarmed, and
not wishing to come to an open rupture, he parted from Thuillier, saying that he forgave a man excited by
fear, and would go to see him later in the afternoon, when he would probably be calmer; they could then
decide on what steps they had better take.
Accordingly, about four o'clock, the Provencal arrived at the house in the Place de la Madeleine. Thuillier's
irritation was quieted, but frightful consternation had taken its place. If the executioner were coming in half
an hour to lead him to the scaffold he could not have been more utterly unstrung and woebegone. When la
Peyrade entered Madame Thuillier was trying to make him take an infusion of linden leaves. The poor
woman had come out of her usual apathy, and proved herself, beside the present Sabinus, another Eponina.
As for Brigitte, who presently appeared, bearing a footbath, she had no mercy or restraint towards
Theodose; her sharp and bitter reproaches, which were out of all proportion to the fault, even supposing him
to have committed one would have driven a man of the most placid temperament beside himself. La Peyrade
felt that all was lost to him in the Thuillier household, where they now seemed to seize with joy the occasion
to break their word to him and to give free rein to revolting ingratitude. On an ironical allusion by Brigitte to
the manner in which he decorated his friends, la Peyrade rose and took leave, without any effort being made
to retain him.
After walking about the streets for awhile, la Peyrade, in the midst of his indignation, turned to thoughts of
Madame de Godollo, whose image, to tell the truth, had been much in his mind since their former interview.
CHAPTER VI. 'TWAS THUS THEY BADE ADIEU
Not only once when the countess met the barrister at the Thuilliers had she left the room; but the same
performance took place at each of their encounters; and la Peyrade had convinced himself, without knowing
exactly why, that in each case, this affectation of avoiding him, signified something that was not indifference.
To have paid her another visit immediately would certainly have been very unskilful; but now a sufficient
time had elapsed to prove him to be a man who was master of himself. Accordingly, he returned upon his
steps to the Boulevard de la Madeleine, and without asking the porter if the countess was at home, he passed
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the lodge as if returning to the Thuilliers', and rang the bell of the entresol.
The maid who opened the door asked him, as before, to wait until she notified her mistress; but, on this
occasion, instead of showing him into the diningroom, she ushered him into a little room arranged as a
library.
He waited long, and knew not what to think of the delay. Still, he reassured himself with the thought that if
she meant to dismiss him he would not have been asked to wait at all. Finally the maid reappeared, but even
then it was not to introduce him.
"Madame la comtesse," said the woman, "was engaged on a matter of business, but she begged monsieur be
so kind as to wait, and to amuse himself with the books in the library, because she might be detained longer
than she expected."
The excuse, both in form and substance, was certainly not discouraging, and la Peyrade looked about him to
fulfil the behest to amuse himself. Without opening any of the carved rosewood bookcases, which enclosed a
collection of the most elegantly bound volumes he had ever laid his eyes upon, he saw on an oblong table
with claw feet a pellmell of books sufficient for the amusement of a man whose attention was keenly alive
elsewhere.
But, as he opened one after another of the various volumes, he began to fancy that a feast of Tantalus had
been provided for him: one book was English, another German, a third Russian; there was even one in
cabalistic letters that seemed Turkish. Was this a polyglottic joke the countess had arranged for him?
One volume, however, claimed particular attention. The binding, unlike those of the other books, was less
rich than dainty. Lying by itself at a corner of the table, it was open, with the back turned up, the edges of the
leaves resting on the green tablecloth in the shape of a tent. La Peyrade took it up, being careful not to lose
the page which it seemed to have been some one's intention to mark. It proved to be a volume of the
illustrated edition of Monsieur Scribe's works. The engraving which presented itself on the open page to la
Peyrade's eyes, was entitled "The Hatred of a Woman"; the principal personage of which is a young widow,
desperately pursuing a poor young man who cannot help himself. There is hatred all round. Through her
devilries she almost makes him lose his reputation, and does make him miss a rich marriage; but the end is
that she gives him more than she took away from him, and makes a husband of the man who was thought her
victim.
If chance had put this volume apart from the rest, and had left it open at the precise page where la Peyrade
found it marked, it must be owned that, after what had passed between himself and the countess, chance can
sometimes seem clever and adroit. As he stood there, thinking over the significance which this more or less
accidental combination might have, la Peyrade read through a number of scenes to see whether in the details
as well as the general whole they applied to the present situation. While thus employed, the sound of an
opening door was heard, and he recognized the silvery and slightly drawling voice of the countess, who was
evidently accompanying some visitor to the door.
"Then I may promise the ambassadress," said a man's voice, "that you will honor her ball with your
presence?"
"Yes, commander, if my headache, which is just beginning to get a little better, is kind enough to go away."
"Au revoir, then, fairest lady," said the gentleman. After which the doors were closed, and silence reigned
once more.
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The title of commander reassured la Peyrade somewhat, for it was not the rank of a young dandy. He was
nevertheless curious to know who this personage was with whom the countess had been shut up so long.
Hearing no one approach the room he was in, he went to the window and opened the curtain cautiously,
prepared to let it drop back at the slightest noise, and to make a quick rightaboutface to avoid being
caught, "flagrante delicto," in curiosity. An elegant coupe, standing at a little distance, was now driven up to
the house, a footman in showy livery hastened to open the door, and a little old man, with a light and jaunty
movement, though it was evident he was one of those relics of the past who have not yet abandoned powder,
stepped quickly into the carriage, which was then driven rapidly away. La Peyrade had time to observe on his
breast a perfect string of decorations. This, combined with the powdered hair, was certain evidence of a
diplomatic individual.
La Peyrade had picked up his book once more, when a bell from the inner room sounded, quickly followed
by the appearance of the maid, who invited him to follow her. The Provencal took care NOT to replace the
volume where he found it, and an instant later he entered the presence of the countess.
A pained expression was visible on the handsome face of the foreign countess, who, however, lost nothing of
her charm in the languor that seemed to overcome her. On the sofa beside her was a manuscript written on
giltedged paper, in that large and opulent handwriting which indicates an official communication from some
ministerial office or chancery. She held in her hand a crystal bottle with a gold stopper, from which she
frequently inhaled the contents, and a strong odor of English vinegar pervaded the salon.
"I fear you are ill, madame," said la Peyrade, with interest.
"Oh! it is nothing," replied the countess; "only a headache, to which I am very subject. But you, monsieur,
what has become of you? I was beginning to lose all hope of ever seeing you again. Have you come to
announce to me some great news? The period of your marriage with Mademoiselle Colleville is probably so
near that I think you can speak of it."
This opening disconcerted la Peyrade.
"But, madame," he answered, in a tone that was almost tart, "you, it seems to me, must know too well
everything that goes on in the Thuillier household not to be aware that the event you speak of is not
approaching, and, I may add, not probable."
"No, I assure you, I know nothing; I have strictly forbidden myself from taking any further interest in an
affair which I felt I had meddled with very foolishly. Mademoiselle Brigitte and I talk of everything except
Celeste's marriage."
"And it is no doubt the desire to allow me perfect freedom in the matter that induces you to take flight
whenever I have the honor to meet you in the Thuillier salon?"
"Yes," said the countess, "that ought to be the reason that makes me leave the room; else, why should I be so
distant?"
"Ah! madame, there are other reasons that might make a woman avoid a man's presence. For instance, if he
has displeased her; if the advice, given to him with rare wisdom and kindness, was not received with proper
eagerness and gratitude."
"Oh, my dear monsieur," she replied, "I have no such ardor in proselytizing that I am angry with those who
are not docile to my advice. I am, like others, very apt to make mistakes."
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"On the contrary, madame, in the matter of my marriage your judgment was perfectly correct."
"How so?" said the countess, eagerly. "Has the seizure of the pamphlet, coming directly after the failure to
obtain the cross, led to a rupture?"
"No," said la Peyrade, "my influence in the Thuillier household rests on a solid basis; the services I have
rendered Mademoiselle Brigitte and her brother outweigh these checks, which, after all, are not irreparable."
"Do you really think so?" said the countess.
"Certainly," replied la Peyrade; "when the Comtesse du Bruel takes it into her head to seriously obtain that bit
of red ribbon, she can do so, in spite of all obstacles that are put in her way."
The countess received this assertion with a smile, and shook her head.
"But, madame, only a day or two ago Madame du Bruel told Madame Colleville that the unexpected
opposition she had met with piqued her, and that she meant to go in person to the minister."
"But you forget that since then this seizure has been made by the police; it is not usual to decorate a man who
is summoned before the court of assizes. You seem not to notice that the seizure argues a strong illwill
against Monsieur Thuillier, and, I may add, against yourself, monsieur, for you are known to be the culprit.
You have not, I think, taken all this into account. The authorities appear to have acted not wholly from legal
causes."
La Peyrade looked at the countess.
"I must own," he said, after that rapid glance, "that I have tried in vain to find any passage in that pamphlet
which could be made a legal pretext for the seizure."
"In my opinion," said the countess, "the king's servants must have a vivid imagination to persuade themselves
they were dealing with a seditious publication. But that only proves the strength of the underground power
which is thwarting all your good intentions in favor of Monsieur Thuillier."
"Madame," said la Peyrade, "do you know our secret enemies?"
"Perhaps I do," replied the countess, with another smile.
"May I dare to utter a suspicion, madame?" said la Peyrade, with some agitation.
"Yes, say what you think," replied Madame de Godollo. "I shall not blame you if you guess right."
"Well, madame, our enemies, Thuillier's and mine, area woman."
"Supposing that is so," said the countess; "do you know how many lines Richelieu required from a man's
hand in order to hang him?"
"Four," replied la Peyrade.
"You can imagine, then, that a pamphlet of two hundred pages might afford aslightly intriguing woman
sufficient ground for persecution."
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"I see it all, madame, I understand it!" cried la Peyrade, with animation. "I believe that woman to be one of
the elite of her sex, with as much mind and malice as Richelieu! Adorable magician! it is she who has set in
motion the police and the gendarmes; but, more than that, it is she who withholds that cross the ministers
were about to give."
"If that be so," said the countess, "why struggle against her?"
"Ah! I struggle no longer," said la Peyrade. Then, with an assumed air of contrition, he added, "You must,
indeed, HATE me, madame."
"Not quite as much as you may think," replied the countess; "but, after all, suppose that I do hate you?"
"Ah! madame," cried la Peyrade, ardently, "I should then be the happiest of unhappy men; for that hatred
would seem to me sweeter and more precious than your indifference. But you do not hate me; why should
you feel to me that most blessed feminine sentiment which Scribe has depicted with such delicacy and wit?"
Madame de Godollo did not answer immediately. She lowered her eyelids, and the deeper breathing of her
bosom gave to her voice when she did speak a tremulous tone:
"The hatred of a woman!" she said. "Is a man of your stoicism able to perceive it?"
"Ah! yes, madame," replied la Peyrade, "I do indeed perceive it, but not to revolt against it; on the contrary, I
bless the harshness that deigns to hurt me. Now that I know my beautiful and avowed enemy, I shall not
despair of touching her heart; for never again will I follow any road but the one that she points out to me,
never will I march under any banner but hers. I shall waitfor her inspiration, to think; for her will, to will;
for her commands, to act. In all things I will be her auxiliary,more than that, her slave; and if she still
repulses me with that dainty foot, that snowy hand, I will bear it resignedly, asking, in return for such
obedience one only favor,that of kissing the foot that spurns me, of bathing with tears the hand that
threatens me."
During this long cry of the excited heart, which the joy of triumph wrung from a nature so nervous and
impressionable as that of the Provencal, he had slidden from his chair, and now knelt with one knee on the
ground beside the countess, in the conventional attitude of the stage, which is, however, much more common
in real life than people suppose.
"Rise, monsieur," said the countess, "and be so good as to answer me." Then, giving him a questioning look
from beneath her beautiful frowning brows, she continued: "Have you wellweighed the outcome of the
words you have just uttered? Have you measured the full extent of your pledge, and its depth? With your
hand on your heart and on your conscience, are you a man to fulfil those words? Or are you one of the falsely
humble and perfidious men who throw themselves at our feet only to make us lose the balance of our will and
our reason?"
"I!" exclaimed la Peyrade; "never can I react against the fascination you have wielded over me from the
moment of our first interview! Ah! madame, the more I have resisted, the more I have struggled, the more
you ought to trust in my sincerity and its tardy expression. What I have said, I think; that which I think aloud
today I have thought in my soul since the hour when I first had the honor of admittance to you; and the
many days I have passed in struggling against this allurement have ended in giving me a firm and deliberate
will, which understands itself, and is not cast down by your severity."
"Severity?" said the countess; "possibly. But you ought to think of the kindness too. Question yourself
carefully. We foreign women do not understand the careless ease with which a Frenchwoman enters upon a
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solemn engagement. To us, our YES is sacred; our word is a bond. We do and we will nothing by halves. The
arms of my family bear a motto which seems significant under the present circumstances,'All or Nothing';
that is saying much, and yet, perhaps, not enough."
"That is how I understand my pledge," replied la Peyrade; "and on leaving this room my first step will be to
break with that ignoble past which for an instant I seemed to hold in the balance against the intoxicating
future you do not forbid me to expect."
"No," said the countess, "do it calmly and advisedly; I do not like rash conduct; you will not please me by
taking open steps. These Thuilliers are not really bad at heart; they humiliated you without knowing that they
did so; their world is not yours. Is that their fault? Loosen the tie between you, but do not violently break it.
And, above all, reflect. Your conversion to my beliefs is of recent date. What man is certain of what his heart
will say to him tomorrow?"
"Madame," said la Peyrade, "I am that man. We men of Southern blood do not love as you say a
Frenchwoman loves."
"But," said the countess, with a charming smile, "I thought it was hatred we were talking of."
"Ah, madame," cried the barrister, "explained and understood as it has been, that word is still a thing that
hurts me. Tell me rather, not that you love me, but that the words you deigned to say to me at our first
interview were indeed the expression of your thoughts."
"My friend," said the countess, dwelling on the word; "one of your moralists has said: 'There are persons who
say, THAT IS or THAT IS NOT.' Do me the favor to count me among such persons."
So saying, she held out her hand to her suitor with a charming gesture of modesty and grace. La Peyrade,
quite beside himself, darted upon that beautiful hand and devoured it with kisses.
"Enough, child!" said the countess, gently freeing her imprisoned fingers; "adieu now, soon to meet again!
Adieu! My headache, I think, has disappeared."
La Peyrade picked up his hat, and seemed about to rush from the apartment; but at the door he turned and cast
upon the handsome creature a look of tenderness. The countess made him, with her head, a graceful gesture
of adieu; then, seeing that la Peyrade was inclined to return to her, she raised her forefinger as a warning to
control himself and go.
La Peyrade turned and left the apartment.
CHAPTER VII. HOW TO SHUT THE DOOR IN PEOPLE'S FACES
On the staircase la Peyrade stopped to exhale, if we may so express it, the happiness of which his heart was
full. The words of the countess, the ingenious preparation she had made to put him on the track of her
sentiments, seemed to him the guarantee of her sincerity, and he left her full of faith.
Possessed by that intoxication of happy persons which shows itself in their gestures, their looks, their very
gait, and sometimes in actions not authorized by their commonsense, after pausing a moment, as we have
said, on the staircase, he ran up a few steps till he could see the door of the Thuilliers' apartment.
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"At last!" he cried, "fame, fortune, happiness have come to me; but, above all, I can now give myself the joy
of vengeance. After Dutocq and Cerizet, I will crush YOU, vile bourgeois brood!"
So saying, he shook his fist at the innocent door. Then he turned and ran out; the popular saying that the earth
could not hold him, was true at that moment of his being.
The next day, for he could not restrain any longer the tempest that was swelling within him, la Peyrade went
to see Thuillier in the bitterest and most hostile of moods. What was therefore his amazement when, before
he had time to put himself on guard and stop the demonstration of union and oblivion, Thuillier flung himself
into his arms.
"My friend," cried the municipal councillor, as he loosened his clasp, "my political fortune is made; this
morning all the newspapers, without exception, have spoken of the seizure of my pamphlet; and you ought to
see how the opposition sheets have mauled the government."
"Simple enough," said la Peyrade, not moved by this enthusiasm; "you are a topic for them, that's all. But this
does not alter the situation; the prosecution will be only the more determined to have you condemned."
"Well, then," said Thuillier, proudly raising his head, "I will go to prison, like Beranger, like Lamennais, like
Armand Carrel."
"My good fellow, persecution is charming at a distance; but when you hear the big bolts run upon you, you
may be sure you won't like it as well."
"But," objected Thuillier, "prisoners condemned for political offences are always allowed to do their time in
hospital if they like. Besides, I'm not yet convicted. You said yourself you expected to get me acquitted."
"Yes, but since then I have heard things which make that result very doubtful; the same hand that withheld
your cross has seized your pamphlet; you are being murdered with premeditation."
"If you know who that dangerous enemy is," said Thuillier, "you can't refuse to point him out to me."
"I don't know him," replied la Peyrade; "I only suspect him. This is what you get by playing too shrewd a
game."
"Playing a shrewd game!" said Thuillier, with the curiosity of a man who is perfectly aware that he has
nothing of that kind on his conscience.
"Yes," said la Peyrade, "you made a sort of decoy of Celeste to attract young bloods to your salon. All the
world has not the forbearance of Monsieur Godeschal, who forgave his rejection and generously managed
that affair about the house."
"Explain yourself better," said Thuillier, "for I don't see what you mean."
"Nothing is easier to understand. Without counting me, how many suitors have you had for Mademoiselle
Colleville? Godeschal, Minard junior, Phellion junior, Olivier Vinet, the substitute judge,all men who have
been sent about their business, as I am."
"Olivier Vinet, the substitute judge!" cried Thuillier, struck with a flash of light. "Of course; the blow must
have come from him. His father, they say, has a long arm. But it can't be truly said that we sent him about his
business,to use your expression, which strikes me as indecorous,for he never came to the house but
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once, and made no offer; neither did Minard junior or Phellion junior, for that matter. Godeschal is the only
one who risked a direct proposal, and he was refused at once, before he dipped his beak in the water."
"It is always so!" said la Peyrade, still looking for a ground of quarrel. "Straightforward and outspoken
persons are always those that sly men boast of fooling."
"Ah ca! what's all this?" said Thuillier; "what are you insinuating? Didn't you settle everything with Brigitte
the other day? You take a pretty time to come and talk to me about your loveaffairs, when the sword of
justice is hanging over my head."
"Oh!" said la Peyrade, ironically; "so now you are going to make the most of your interesting position of
accused person! I knew very well how it would be; I was certain that as soon as your pamphlet appeared the
old cry of not getting what you expected out of me would come up."
"Parbleu! your pamphlet!" cried Thuillier. "I think you are a fine fellow to boast of that when, on the
contrary, it has caused the most deplorable complications."
"Deplorable? how so? you have just said your political fortune was made."
"Well, truly, my dear Theodose," said Thuillier, with feeling, "I should never have thought that you would
choose the hour of adversity to come and put your pistol at our throats and make me the object of your sneers
and innuendoes."
"Well done!" said la Peyrade; "now it is the hour of adversity! A minute ago you were flinging yourself into
my arms as a man to whom some signal piece of luck had happened. You ought really to choose decidedly
between being a man who needs pity and a glorious victor."
"It is all very well to be witty," returned Thuillier; "but you can't controvert what I say. I am logical, if I am
not brilliant. It is very natural that I should console myself by seeing that public opinion decides in my favor,
and by reading in its organs the most honorable assurances of sympathy; but do you suppose I wouldn't rather
that things had taken their natural course? Besides, when I see myself the object of unworthy vengeance on
the part of persons as influential as the Vinets, how can I help measuring the extent of the dangers to which I
am exposed?"
"Well," said la Peyrade, with pitiless persistency, "I see that you prefer to play the part of Jeremiah."
"Yes," said Thuillier, in a solemn tone. "Jeremiah laments over a friendship I did think true and devoted, but
which I find has only sarcasms to give me when I looked for services."
"What services?" asked la Peyrade. "Did you not tell me positively, no later than yesterday, that you would
not accept my help under any form whatever? I offered to plead your case, and you answered that you would
take a better lawyer."
"Yes; in the first shock of surprise at such an unexpected blow, I did say that foolish thing; but, on reflection,
who can explain as well as you can the intention of the words you wrote with your own pen? Yesterday I was
almost out of my mind; but you, with your wounded selflove, which can't forgive a momentary impatience,
you are very caustic and cruel."
"So," said la Peyrade, "you formally request me to defend you before the jury?"
"Yes, my dear fellow; and I don't know any other hands in which I could better place my case. I should have
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to pay a monstrous sum to some great legal luminary, and he wouldn't defend me as ably as you."
"Well, I refuse. Roles have changed, as you see, diametrically. Yesterday, I thought, as you do, that I was the
man to defend you. Today, I see that you had better take the legal luminary, because, with Vinet's
antagonism against you the affair is taking such proportions that whoever defends it assumes a fearful
responsibility."
"I understand," said Thuillier, sarcastically. "Monsieur has his eye on the magistracy, and he doesn't want to
quarrel with a man who is already talked of for Keeper of the Seals. It is prudent, but I don't know that it is
going to help on your marriage."
"You mean," said la Peyrade, seizing the ball in its bound, "that to get you out of the claws of that jury is a
thirteenth labor of Hercules, imposed upon me to earn the hand of Mademoiselle Colleville? I expected that
demands would multiply in proportion to the proofs of my devotion. But that is the very thing that has worn
me out, and I have come here today to put an end to this slave labor by giving back to you your pledges.
You may dispose of Celeste's hand; for my part, I am no longer a suitor for it."
The unexpectedness and squareness of this declaration left Thuillier without words or voice, all the more
because at this moment entered Brigitte. The temper of the old maid had also greatly moderated since the
previous evening, and her greeting was full of the most amicable familiarity.
"Ah! so here you are, you good old barrister," she said.
"Mademoiselle, your servant," he replied, gravely.
"Well," she continued, paying no attention to the stiffness of his manner, "the government has got itself into a
pretty mess by seizing your pamphlet. You ought to see how the morning papers lash it! Here," she added,
giving Thuillier a small sheet printed on sugarpaper, in coarse type, and almost illegible,"here's another,
you didn't read; the porter has just brought it up. It is a paper from our old quarter, 'L'Echo de la Bievre.' I
don't know, gentlemen, if you'll be of my opinion, but I think nothing could be better written. It is droll,
though, how inattentive these journalists are! most of them write your name without the H; I think you ought
to complain of it."
Thuillier took the paper, and read the article inspired to the reviewer of the tanner's organ by stomach
gratitude. Never in her life had Brigitte paid the slightest attention to a newspaper, except to know if it was
the right size for the packages she wrapped up in it; but now, suddenly, converted to a worship of the press by
the ardor of her sisterly love, she stood behind Thuillier and reread, over his shoulder, the more striking
passages of the page she thought so eloquent, pointing her finger to them.
"Yes," said Thuillier, folding up the paper, "that's warm, and very flattering to me. But here's another matter!
Monsieur has come to tell me that he refuses to plead for me, and renounces all claim to Celeste's hand."
"That is to say," said Brigitte, "he renounces her if, after having pleaded, the marriage does not take place
'subito.' Well, poor fellow, I think that's a reasonable demand. When he has done that for us there ought to be
no further delay; and whether Mademoiselle Celeste likes it or not, she must accept him, because, you know,
there's an end to all things."
"Do you hear that, my good fellow?" said la Peyrade, seizing upon Brigitte's speech. "When I have pleaded,
the marriage is to take place. Your sister is frankness itself; she, at least, doesn't practise diplomacy."
"Diplomacy!" echoed Brigitte. "I'd like to see myself creeping underground in matters. I say things as I think
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them. The workman has worked, and he ought to have his pay."
"Do be silent," cried Thuillier, stamping his foot; "you don't say a word that doesn't turn the knife in the
wound."
"The knife in the wound?" said Brigitte, inquiringly. "Ah ca! are you two quarrelling?"
"I told you," said Thuillier, "that la Peyrade had returned our promises; and the reason he gives is that we are
asking him another service for Celeste's hand. He thinks he has done us enough without it."
"He has done us some services, no doubt," said Brigitte; "but it seems to me that we have not been ungrateful
to him. Besides, it was he who made the blunder, and I think it rather odd he should now wish to leave us in
the lurch."
"Your reasoning, mademoiselle," said la Peyrade, "might have some appearance of justice if I were the only
barrister in Paris; but as the streets are black with them, and as, only yesterday, Thuillier himself spoke of
engaging some more important lawyer than myself, I have not the slightest scruple in refusing to defend him.
Now, as to the marriage, in order that it may not be made the object of another brutal and forcible demand
upon me, I here renounce it in the most formal manner, and nothing now prevents Mademoiselle Colleville
from accepting Monsieur Felix Phellion and all his advantages."
"As you please, my dear monsieur," said Brigitte, "if that's your last word. We shall not be at a loss to find a
husband for Celeste,Felix Phellion or another. But you must permit me to tell you that the reason you give
is not the true one. We can't go faster than the fiddles. If the marriage were settled today, there are the banns
to publish; you have sense enough to know that Monsieur le maire can't marry you before the formalities are
complied with, and before then Thuillier's case will have been tried."
"Yes," said la Peyrade, "and if I lose the case it will be I who have sent him to prison,just as yesterday it
was I who brought about the seizure."
"As for that, it seems to me that if you had written nothing the police would have found nothing to bite."
"My dear Brigitte," said Thuillier, seeing la Peyrade shrug his shoulders, "your argument is vicious in the
sense that the writing was not incriminating on any side. It is not la Peyrade's fault if persons of high station
have organized a persecution against me. You remember that little substitute, Monsieur Olivier Vinet, whom
Cardot brought to one of our receptions. It seems that he and his father are furious that we didn't want him for
Celeste, and they've sworn my destruction."
"Well, why did we refuse him," said Brigitte, "if it wasn't for the fine eyes of monsieur here? For, after all, a
substitute in Paris is a very suitable match."
"No doubt," said la Peyrade, nonchalantly. "Only, he did not happen to bring you a million."
"Ah!" cried Brigitte, firing up. "If you are going to talk any more about that house you helped us to buy, I
shall tell you plainly that if you had had the money to trick the notary you never would have come after us.
You needn't think I have been altogether your dupe. You spoke just now of a bargain, but you proposed that
bargain yourself. 'Give me Celeste and I'll get you that house,'that's what you said to us in so many words.
Besides which, we had to pay large sums on which we never counted."
"Come, come, Brigitte," said Thuillier, "you are making a great deal out of nothing."
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"Nothing! nothing!" exclaimed Brigitte. "Did we, or did we not, have to pay much more than we expected?"
"My dear Thuillier," said la Peyrade, "I think, with you, that the matter is now settled, and it can only be
embittered by discussing it further. My course was decided on before I came here; all that I have now heard
can only confirm it. I shall not be the husband of Celeste, but you and I can remain good friends."
He rose to leave the room.
"One moment, monsieur," said Brigitte, barring his way; "there is one matter which I do not consider settled;
and now that we are no longer to have interests in common, I should not be sorry if you would be so good as
to tell me what has become of a sum of ten thousand francs which Thuillier gave you to bribe those rascally
government offices in order to get the cross we have never got."
"Brigitte!" cried Thuillier, in anguish, "you have a devil of a tongue! You ought to be silent about that; I told
it to you in a moment of illtemper, and you promised me faithfully never to open your lips about it to any
one, no matter who."
"So I did; but," replied the implacable Brigitte, "we are parting. When people part they settle up; they pay
their debts. Ten thousand francs! For my part, I thought the cross itself dear at that; but for a cross that has
melted away, monsieur himself will allow the price is too high."
"Come, la Peyrade, my friend, don't listen to her," said Thuillier, going up to the barrister, who was pale with
anger. "The affection she has for me blinds her; I know very well what government offices are, and I
shouldn't be surprised if you had had to pay out money of your own."
"Monsieur," said la Peyrade, "I am, unfortunately, not in a position to return to you, instantly, that money, an
accounting for which is so insolently demanded. Grant me a short delay; and have the goodness to accept my
note, which I am ready to sign, if that will give you patience."
"To the devil with your note!" cried Thuillier; "you owe me nothing; on the contrary, it is we who owe you;
for Cardot told me I ought to give you at least ten thousand francs for enabling us to buy this magnificent
property."
"Cardot! Cardot!" said Brigitte; "he is very generous with other people's money. We were giving monsieur
Celeste, and that's a good deal more than ten thousand francs."
La Peyrade was too great a comedian not to turn the humiliation he had just endured into a scene finale. With
tears in his voice, which presently fell from his eyes, he turned to Brigitte.
"Mademoiselle," he said, "when I had the honor to be received by you I was poor; you long saw me suffering
and ill at ease, knowing, alas! too well, the indignities that poverty must bear. From the day that I was able to
give you a fortune which I never thought of for myself I have felt, it is true, more assurance; and your own
kindness encouraged me to rise out of my timidity and depression. Today, when I, by frank and loyal
conduct, release you from anxiety,for, if you chose to be honest, you would acknowledge that you have
been thinking of another husband for Celeste,we might still remain friends, even though I renounce a
marriage which my delicacy forbids me to pursue. But you have not chosen to restrain yourself with the
limits of social politeness, of which you have a model beside you in Madame de Godollo, who, I am
persuaded, although she is not at all friendly to me, would never have approved of your odious behavior.
Thank Heaven! I have in my heart some religious sentiment at least; the Gospel is not to me a mere
deadletter, andunderstand me well, mademoiselleI FORGIVE YOU. It is not to Thuillier, who would
refuse them, but to you that I shall, before long, pay the ten thousand francs which you insinuate I have
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applied to my own purposes. If, by the time they are returned to you, you feel regret for your unjust
suspicions, and are unwilling to accept the money, I request that you will turn it over to the bureau of
Benevolence to the poor"
"To the bureau of Benevolence!" cried Brigitte, interrupting him. "No, I thank you! the idea of all that money
being distributed among a crowd of donothings and devotes, who'll spend it in junketing! I've been poor too,
my lad; I made bags for the money of others long before I had any money of my own; I have some now, and I
take care of it. So, whenever you will, I am ready to receive that ten thousand francs and keep it. If you didn't
know how to do what you undertook to do, and spent that money in trying to put salt on a sparrow's tail, so
much the worse for you."
Seeing that he had missed his effect, and had made not the slightest impression on Brigitte's granite, la
Peyrade cast a disdainful look upon her and left the room majestically. As he did so he noticed a movement
made by Thuillier to follow him, and also the imperious gesture of Brigitte, always queen and mistress, which
nailed her brother to his chair.
CHAPTER VIII
At the moment when la Peyrade was preparing to lay at the feet of the countess the liberty he had recovered
in so brutal a manner, he received a perfumed note, which made his heart beat, for on the seal was that
momentous "All or Nothing" which she had given him as the rule of the relation now to be inaugurated
between them. The contents of the note were as follows:
Dear Monsieur,I have heard of the step you have taken; thank you! But I must now prepare to take my
own. I cannot, as you may well think, continue to live in this house, and among these people who are so little
of our own class and with whom we have nothing in common. To arrange this transaction, and to avoid
explanations of the fact that the entresol welcomes the voluntary exile from the firstfloor, I need today and
tomorrow to myself. Do not therefore come to see me until the day after. By that time I shall have executed
Brigitte, as they say at the Bourse, and have much to tell you.
Tua tota, Torna de Godollo.
That "Wholly thine" in Latin seemed charming to la Peyrade, who was not, however, astonished, for Latin is
a second national language to the Hungarians. The two days' waiting to which he was thus condemned only
fanned the flame of the ardent passion which possessed him, and on the third day when reached the house by
the Madeleine his love had risen to a degree of incandescence of which only a few days earlier he would
scarcely have supposed himself capable.
This time the porter's wife perceived him; but he was now quite indifferent as to whether or not the object of
his visit should be known. The ice was broken, his happiness was soon to be official, and he was more
disposed to cry it aloud in the streets than to make a mystery of it.
Running lightly up the stairs, he prepared to ring the bell, when, on putting out his hand to reach the silken
bellcord he perceived that the bellcord had disappeared. La Peyrade's first thought was that one of those
serious illnesses which make all noises intolerable to a patient would explain its absence; but with the thought
came other observations that weakened it, and which, moreover, were not in themselves comforting.
From the vestibule to the countess's door a stair carpet, held at each step by a brass rod, made a soft ascent to
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the feet of visitors; this, too, had been removed. A screendoor covered with green velvet and studded with
brass nails had hitherto protected the entrance to the apartment; of that no sign, except the injury to the wall
done by the workmen in taking it away. For a moment the barrister thought, in his agitation, that he must
have mistaken the floor, but, casting his eye over the baluster he saw that he had not passed the entresol.
Madame de Godollo must, therefore, be in the act of moving away.
He then resigned himself to make known his presence at the great lady's door as he would have done at that
of a grisette. He rapped with his knuckles, but a hollow sonority revealing the void, "intonuere cavernae,"
echoed beyond the door which he vainly appealed to with his fist. He also perceived from beneath that door a
ray of vivid light, the sure sign of an uninhabited apartment where curtains and carpets and furniture no
longer dim the light or deaden sound. Compelled to believe in a total removal, la Peyrade now supposed that
in the rupture with Brigitte, mentioned as probable by Madame de Godollo, some brutal insolence of the old
maid had necessitated this abrupt departure. But why had he not been told of it? And what an idea, to expose
him to this ridiculous meeting with what the common people call, in their picturesque language, "the wooden
face"!
Before leaving the door finally, and as if some doubt still remained in his mind, la Peyrade made a last and
most thundering assault upon it.
"Who's knocking like that, as if they'd bring the house down?" said the porter, attracted by the noise to the
foot of the staircase.
"Doesn't Madame de Godollo still live here?" asked la Peyrade.
"Of course she doesn't live here now; she has moved away. If monsieur had told me he was going to her
apartment I would have spared him the trouble of battering down the door."
"I knew that she was going to leave the apartment," said la Peyrade, not wishing to seem ignorant of the
project of departure, "but I had no idea she was going so soon."
"I suppose it was something sudden," said the porter, "for she went off early this morning with posthorses."
"Posthorses!" echoed la Peyrade, stupefied. "Then she has left Paris?"
"That's to be supposed," said the porter; "people don't usually take posthorses and a postilion to change from
one quarter of Paris to another."
"And she did not tell you where she was going?"
"Ah! monsieur, what an idea! Do people account to us porters for what they do?"
"No, but her lettersthose that come after her departure?"
"Her letters? I am ordered to deliver them to Monsieur le commandeur, the little old gentlemen who came to
see her so often; monsieur must have met him."
"Yes, yes, certainly," said la Peyrade, keeping his presence of mind in the midst of the successive shocks
which came upon him,"the powered little man who was here every day."
"I couldn't say every day; but he came often. Well, I am told to give the countess's letters to him."
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"And for other persons of her acquaintance," said la Peyrade, carelessly, "did she leave no message?"
"None, monsieur."
"Very well," said la Peyrade, "goodmorning." And he turned to go out.
"But I think," said the porter, "that Mademoiselle Thuillier knows more about it than I do. Won't monsieur go
up? She is at home; and so is Monsieur Thuillier."
"No, never mind," said la Peyrade, "I only came to tell Madame de Godollo about a commission she asked
me to execute; I haven't time to stop now."
"Well, as I told you, she left with posthorses this morning. Two hours earlier monsieur might still have
found her; but now, with post horses, she must by this time have gone a good distance."
La Peyrade departed, with a sense of despair in his heart. Added to the anxiety caused by this hasty departure,
jealousy entered his soul, and in this agonizing moment of disappointment the most distressing explanations
crowded on his mind.
Then, after further reflection, he said to himself:
"These clever diplomatic women are often sent on secret missions which require the most absolute silence,
and extreme rapidity of movement."
But here a sudden revulsion of thought overcame him:
"Suppose she were one of those intriguing adventurers whom foreign governments employ as agents?
Suppose the tale, more or less probable, of that Russian princess forced to sell her furniture to Brigitte were
also that of this Hungarian countess? And yet," he continued, as his brain made a third evolution in this
frightful anarchy of ideas and feelings, "her education, her manners, her language, all bespoke a woman of
the best position. Besides, if she were only a bird of passage, why have given herself so much trouble to win
me over?"
La Peyrade might have continued to plead thus for and against for a long time had he not been suddenly
grasped round the shoulders by a strong arm and addressed in a wellknown voice.
"Take care! my dear barrister; a frightful danger threatens you; you are running right into it."
La Peyrade, thus arrested, looked round and found himself in the arms of Phellion.
The scene took place in front of a house which was being pulled down at the corner of the rues Duphot and
SaintHonore. Posted on the pavement of the other side of the street, Phellion, whose taste for watching the
process of building our readers may remember, had been witnessing for the last fifteen minutes the drama of
a wall about to fall beneath the united efforts of a squadron of workmen. Watch in hand, the great citizen was
estimating the length of the resistance which that mass of freestone would present to the destructive labor of
which it was the object. Precisely at the crucial moment of the impending catastrophe la Peyrade, lost in the
tumult of his thoughts, was entering, heedless of the shouts addressed to him on all sides, the radius within
which the stones would fall. Seen by Phellion (who, it must be said, would have done the same for a total
stranger) la Peyrade undoubtedly owed his life to him; for, at the moment when he was violently flung back
by the vigorous grasp of the worthy citizen, the wall fell with the noise of a cannonshot, and the stones
rolled in clouds of dust almost to his very feet.
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"Are you blind and deaf?" said the workman whose business it was to warn the passers, in a tone of amenity
it is easy to imagine.
"Thank you, my dear friend," said la Peyrade, recalled to earth. "I should certainly have been crushed like an
idiot if it hadn't been for you."
And he pressed Phellion's hand.
"My reward," replied the latter, "lies in the satisfaction of knowing that you are saved from an imminent
peril. And I may say that that satisfaction is mingled, for me, with a certain pride; for I was not mistaken by a
single second in the calculation which enabled me to foresee the exact moment when that formidable mass
would be displaced from its centre of gravity. But what were you thinking of, my dear monsieur? Probably of
the plea you are about to make in the Thuillier affair. The public prints have informed me of the danger of
prosecution by the authorities which hangs above the head of our estimable friend. You have a noble cause to
defend, monsieur. Habituated as I am, through my labors as a member of the reading committee of the
Odeon, to judge of works of intellect, and with my hand upon my conscience, I declare that after reading the
incriminated passages, I can find nothing in the tone of that pamphlet which justifies the severe measures of
which it is the object. Between ourselves," added the great citizen, lowering his voice, "I think the
government has shown itself petty."
"So I think," said la Peyrade, "but I am not employed for the defence. I have advised Thuillier to engage some
noted lawyer."
"It may be good advice," said Phellion; "at any rate, it speaks well for your modesty. Poor man! I went to him
at once when the blow fell, but I did not see him; I saw only Brigitte, who was having a discussion with
Madame de Godollo. There is a woman with strong political views; it seems she predicted that the seizure
would be made."
"Did you know that the countess had left Paris?" said la Peyrade, rushing at the chance of speaking on the
subject of his present monomania.
"Ah! left Paris, has she?" said Phellion. "Well, monsieur, I must tell you that, although there was not much
sympathy between us, I regard her departure as a misfortune. She will leave a serious void in the salon of our
friends. I say this, because it is my belief, and I am not in the habit of disguising my convictions."
"Yes," said la Peyrade, "she is certainly a very distinguished woman, with whom in spite of her prejudice
against me, I think I should have come to an understanding. But this morning, without leaving any word as to
where she was going, she started suddenly with posthorses."
"Posthorses!" said Phellion. "I don't know whether you will agree with me, monsieur, but I think that
travelling by post is a most agreeable method of conveyance. Certainly Louis XI., to whom we owe the
institution, had a fortunate inspiration in the matter; although, on the other hand, his sanguinary and despotic
government was not, to my humble thinking, entirely devoid of reproach. Once only in my life have I used
that method of locomotion, and I can truly say I found it far superior, in spite of its inferior relative rapidity,
to the headlong course of what in England are called RAILWAYS; where speed is attained only at the price
of safety."
La Peyrade paid but little attention to Phellion's phraseology. "Where can she have gone?"round that idea
he dug and delved in every direction, an occupation that would have made him indifferent to a far more
interesting topic. However, once started, like the locomotive he objected to, the great citizen went on:
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"I made that journey at the period of Madame Phellion's last confinement. She was in Perche, with her
mother, when I learned that serious complications were feared from the milkfever. Overcome with terror at
the danger which threatened my wife, I went instantly to the postoffice to obtain a seat in the mailcoach,
but all were taken; I found they had been engaged for more than a week. Upon that, I came to a decision; I
went to the rue Pigalle, and, for a very large sum in gold a postchaise and three horses were placed at my
disposal, when unfortunately the formality of a passport, with which I had neglected to supply myself, and
without which, in virtue of the decrees of the consulate of 17 Nivose, year VII., the post agents were not
permitted to deliver horses to travellers"
The last few words were like a flash of light to la Peyrade, and without waiting for the end of the postal
odyssey of the great citizen, he darted away in the direction of the rue Pigalle, before Phellion, in the middle
of his sentence, perceived his departure.
Reaching the Royal postal establishment, la Peyrade was puzzled as to whom to address himself in order to
obtain the information he wanted. He began by explaining to the porter that he had a letter to send to a lady of
his acquaintance that morning by post, neglecting, very thoughtlessly, to send him her address, and that he
thought he might discover it by means of the passport which she must have presented in order to obtain
horses.
"Was it a lady accompanied by a maid whom I took up on the boulevard de la Madeleine?" asked a postilion
sitting in the corner of the room where la Peyrade was making his preliminary inquiry.
"Exactly," said la Peyrade, going eagerly up to the providential being, and slipping a fivefranc piece into his
hand.
"Ah! well, she's a queer traveller!" said the man, "she told me to take her to the Bois de Boulogne, and there
she made me drive round and round for an hour. After that, we came back to the Barriere de l'Etoile, where
she gave me a good 'pourboire' and got into a hackney coach, telling me to take the travelling carriage back to
the man who lets such carriages in the Cour des Coches, Faubourg SaintHonore."
"Give me the name of that man?" said la Peyrade, eagerly.
"Simonin," replied the postilion.
Furnished with that information la Peyrade resumed his course, and fifteen minutes later he was questioning
the liverystable keeper; but that individual knew only that a lady residing on the Boulevard de la Madeleine
had hired, without horses, a travellingcarriage for half a day; that he had sent out the said carriage at nine
that morning, and it was brought back at twelve by a postilion of the Royal Post house.
"Never mind," thought la Peyrade, "I am certain now she has not left Paris, and is not avoiding me. Most
probably, she wants to break utterly with the Thuilliers, and so has invented this journey. Fool that I am! no
doubt there's a letter waiting for me at home, explaining the whole thing."
Worn out with emotion and fatigue, and in order to verify as quickly as possible this new supposition, la
Peyrade flung himself into a street cab, and in less than a quarter of an hour, having promised the driver a
good pourboire, he was deposited at the house in the rue SaintDominique d'Enfer. There he was compelled
to endure still longer the tortures of waiting. Since Brigitte's departure, the duty of the porter, Coffinet, had
been very negligently performed, and when la Peyrade rushed to the lodge to inquire for his letter, which he
thought he saw in the case that belonged to him, the porter and his wife were both absent and their door was
locked. The wife was doing some household work in the building, and Coffinet himself, taking advantage of
that circumstance, had allowed a friend to entice him into a neighboring wineshop, where, between two
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glasses, he was supporting, against a republican who was talking disrespectfully against it, the cause of the
owners of property.
It was twenty minutes before the worthy porter, remembering the "property" entrusted to his charge, decided
to return to his post. It is easy to imagine the reproaches with which la Peyrade overwhelmed him. He
excused himself by saying that he had gone to do a commission for Mademoiselle, and that he couldn't be at
the door and where his masters chose to send him at the same time. At last, however, he gave the lawyer a
letter bearing the Paris postmark.
With his heart rather than his eyes la Peyrade recognized the handwriting, and, turning over the missive, the
arms and motto confirmed the hope that he had reached the end of the cruellest emotion he had ever in his life
experienced. To read that letter before that odious porter seemed to him a profanation. With a refinement of
feeling which all lovers will understand, he gave himself the pleasure of pausing before his happiness; he
would not even unseal that blissful note until the moment when, with closed doors and no interruptions to
distract him, he could enjoy at his ease the delicious sensation of which his heart had a foretaste.
Rushing up the staircase two steps at a time, the now joyous lover committed the childish absurdity of
locking himself in; then, having settled himself at his ease before his desk, and having broken the seal with
religious care, he was forced to press his hand on his heart, which seemed to burst from his bosom, before he
could summon calmness to read the following letter:
Dear Monsieur,I disappear forever, because my play is played out. I thank you for having made it both
attractive and easy. By setting against you the Thuilliers and Collevilles (who are fully informed of your
sentiments towards them), and by relating in a manner most mortifying to their bourgeois selflove the true
reason of your sudden and pitiless rupture with them, I am proud and happy to believe that I have done you a
signal service. The girl does not love you, and you love nothing but the eyes of her "dot"; I have therefore
saved you both from a species of hell. But, in exchange for the bride you have so curtly rejected, another
charming girl is proposed to you; she is richer and more beautiful than Mademoiselle Colleville, andto
speak of myself more at liberty than
Your unworthy servant, Torna "Comtesse de Godollo."
P.S. For further information apply, without delay, to Monsieur du Portail, householder, rue
HonoreChevalier, near the rue de la Cassette, quartier SaintSulpice, by whom you are expected.
When he had read this letter the advocate of the poor took his head in his hands; he saw nothing, heard
nothing, thought nothing; he was annihilated.
Several days were necessary to la Peyrade before he could even begin to recover from the crushing blow
which had struck him down. The shock was terrible. Coming out of that golden dream which had shown him
a perspective of the future in so smiling an aspect, he found himself fooled under conditions most cruel to his
selflove, and to his pretensions to depth and cleverness; irrevocably parted from the Thuilliers; saddled with
a hopeless debt of twentyfive thousand francs to Madame Lambert, together with another of ten thousand to
Brigitte, which his dignity required him to pay with the least delay possible; and, worst of all,to complete
his humiliation and his sense of failure,he felt that he was not cured of the passionate emotion he had felt
for this woman, the author of his great disaster, and the instrument of his ruin.
Either this Delilah was a very great lady, sufficiently high in station to allow herself such compromising
caprices,but even so, she would scarcely have cared to play the role of a coquette in a vaudeville where he
himself played the part of ninny,OR she was some noted adventuress who was in the pay of this du Portail
and the agent of his singular matrimonial designs. Evil life or evil heart, these were the only two verdicts to
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be pronounced on this dangerous siren, and in either case, it would seem, she was not very deserving of the
regrets of her victim; nevertheless, he was conscious of feeling them. We must put ourselves in the place of
this son of Provence, this region of hot blood and ardent heads, who, for the first time in his life finding
himself face to face with jewelled love in laces, believed he was to drink that passion from a wroughtgold
cup. Just as our minds on waking keep the impression of a vivid dream and continue in love with what we
know was but a shadow, la Peyrade had need of all his mental energy to drive away the memory of that
treacherous countess. We might go further and say that he never ceased to long for her, though he was careful
to drape with an honest pretext the intense desire that he had to find her. That desire he called curiosity, ardor
for revenge; and here follow the ingenious deductions which he drew for himself:
"Cerizet talked to me about a rich heiress; the countess, in her letter, intimates that the whole intrigue she
wound about me was to lead to a rich marriage; rich marriages flung at a man's head are not so plentiful that
two such chances should come to me within a few weeks; therefore the match offered by Cerizet and that
proposed by the countess must be the crazy girl they are so frantic to make me marry; therefore Cerizet, being
in the plot, must know the countess; therefore, through him I shall get upon her traces. In any case, I am sure
of information about this extraordinary choice that has fallen upon me; evidently, these people, whoever they
are, who can pull the wires of such puppets to reach their ends must be persons of considerable position;
therefore, I'll go and see Cerizet."
And he went to see Cerizet.
Since the dinner at the Rocher de Cancale, the pair had not met. Once or twice la Peyrade had asked Dutocq
at the Thuilliers' (where the latter seldom went now, on account of the distance to their new abode) what had
become of his copying clerk.
"He never speaks of you," Dutocq had answered.
Hence it might be inferred that resentment, the "manet alta mente repostum" was still living in the breast of
the vindictive usurer. La Peyrade, however, was not stopped by that consideration. After all, he was not going
to ask for anything; he went under the pretext of renewing an affair in which Cerizet had taken part, and
Cerizet never took part in anything unless he had a personal interest in it. The chances were, therefore, that he
would be received with affectionate eagerness rather than unpleasant acerbity. Moreover, he decided to go
and see the copying clerk at Dutocq's office; it would look, he thought, less like a visit than if he went to his
den in the rue des Poules. It was nearly two o'clock when la Peyrade made his entrance into the precincts of
the justiceofpeace of the 12th arrondissement. He crossed the first room, in which were a crowd of persons
whom civil suits of one kind or another summoned before the magistrate. Without pausing in that
waitingroom, la Peyrade pushed on to the office adjoining that of Dutocq. There he found Cerizet at a
shabby desk of blackened wood, at which another clerk, then absent, occupied the opposite seat.
Seeing his visitor, Cerizet cast a savage look at him and said, without rising, or suspending the copy of the
judgment he was then engrossing:
"You here, Sieur la Peyrade? You have been doing fine things for your friend Thuillier!"
"How are you?" asked la Peyrade, in a tone both resolute and friendly.
"I?" replied Cerizet. "As you see, still rowing my galley; and, to follow out the nautical metaphor, allow me
to ask what wind has blown you hither; is it, perchance, the wind of adversity?"
La Peyrade, without replying, took a chair beside his questioner, after which he said in a grave tone:
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"My dear fellow, we have something to say to each other."
"I suppose," said Cerizet, spitefully, "the Thuilliers have grown cold since the seizure of the pamphlet."
"The Thuilliers are ungrateful people; I have broken with them," replied la Peyrade.
"Rupture or dismissal," said Cerizet, "their door is shut against you; and from what Dutocq tells me, I judge
that Brigitte is handling you without gloves. You see, my friend, what it is to try and manage affairs alone;
complications come, and there's no one to smooth the angles. If you had got me that lease, I should have had
a footing at the Thuilliers', Dutocq would not have abandoned you, and together we could have brought you
gently into port."
"But suppose I don't want to reenter that port?" said la Peyrade, with some sharpness. "I tell you I've had
enough of those Thuilliers, and I broke with them myself; I warned them to get out of my sun; and if Dutocq
told you anything else you may tell him from me that he lies. Is that clear enough? It seems to me I've made it
plain."
"Well, exactly, my good fellow, if you are so savage against your Thuilliers you ought to have put me among
them, and then you'd have seen me avenge you."
"There you are right," said la Peyrade; "I wish I could have set you at their legsbut as for that matter of the
lease I tell you again, I was not master of it."
"Of course," said Cerizet, "it was your conscience which obliged you to tell Brigitte that the twelve thousand
francs a year I expected to make out of it were better in her pocket than in mine."
"It seems that Dutocq continues the honorable profession of spy which he formerly practised at the ministry
of finance," said la Peyrade, "and, like others who do that dirty business, he makes his reports more witty
than truthful"
"Take care!" said Cerizet; "you are talking of my patron in his own lair."
"Look here!" said la Peyrade. "I have come to talk to you on serious matters. Will you do me the favor to
drop the Thuilliers and all their belongings, and give me your attention?"
"Say on, my friend," said Cerizet, laying down his pen, which had never ceased to run, up to this moment, "I
am listening."
"You talked to me some time ago," said la Peyrade, "about marrying a girl who was rich, fully of age, and
slightly hysterical, as you were pleased to put it euphemistically."
"Well done!" cried Cerizet. "I expected this; but you've been some time coming to it."
"In offering me this heiress, what did you have in your mind?" asked la Peyrade.
"Parbleu! to help you to a splendid stroke of business. You had only to stoop and take it. I was formally
charged to propose it to you; and, as there wasn't any brokerage, I should have relied wholly on your
generosity."
"But you are not the only person who was commissioned to make me that offer. A woman had the same
order."
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"A woman!" cried Cerizet in a perfectly natural tone of surprise. "Not that I know of."
"Yes, a foreigner, young and pretty, whom you must have met in the family of the bride, to whom she seems
to be ardently devoted."
"Never," said Cerizet, "never has there been the slightest question of a woman in this negotiation. I have
every reason to believe that I am exclusively charged with it."
"What!" said la Peyrade, fixing upon Cerizet a scrutinizing eye, "did you never hear of the Comtesse Torna
de Godollo?"
"Never, in all my life; this is the first time I ever heard that name."
"Then," said la Peyrade, "it must really have been another match; for that woman, after many singular
preliminaries, too long to explain to you, made me a formal offer of the hand of a young woman much richer
than Mademoiselle Colleville"
"And hysterical?" asked Cerizet.
"No, she did not embellish the proposal with that accessory; but there's another detail which may put you on
the track of her. Madame de Godollo exhorted me, if I wished to push the matter, to go and see a certain
Monsieur du Portail"
"Rue HonoreChevalier?" exclaimed Cerizet, quickly.
"Precisely."
"Then it is the same marriage which is offered to you through two different mediums. It is strange I was not
informed of this collaboration!"
"In short," said la Peyrade, "you not only didn't have wind of the countess's intervention, but you don't know
her, and you can't give me any information about heris that so?"
"At present I can't," replied Cerizet, "but I'll find out about her; for the whole proceeding is rather cavalier
towards me; but this employment of two agents only shows you how desirable you are to the family."
At this moment the door of the room was opened cautiously, a woman's head appeared, and a voice, which
was instantly recognized by la Peyrade, said, addressing the copyingclerk:
"Ah! excuse me! I see monsieur is busy. Could I say a word to monsieur when he is alone?"
Cerizet, who had an eye as nimble as a hand, instantly noticed a certain fact. La Peyrade, who was so placed
as to be plainly seen by the newcomer, no sooner heard that drawling, honeyed voice, than he turned his
head in a manner to conceal his features. Instead therefore of being roughly sent away, as usually happened to
petitioners who addressed the most surly of official clerks, the modest visitor heard herself greeted in a very
surprising manner.
"Come in, come in, Madame Lambert," said Cerizet; "you won't be kept waiting long; come in."
The visitor advanced, and then came face to face with la Peyrade.
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"Ah! monsieur!" cried his creditor, whom the reader has no doubt recognized, "how fortunate I am to meet
monsieur! I have been several times to his office to ask if he had had time to attend to my little affair."
"I have had many engagements which have kept me away from my office lately; but I attended to that matter;
everything has been done right, and is now in the hands of the secretary."
"Oh! how good monsieur is! I pray God to bless him," said the pious woman, clasping her hands.
"Bless me! do you have business with Madame Lambert?" said Cerizet; "you never told me that. Are you
Pere Picot's counsel?"
"No, unfortunately," said Madame Lambert, "my master won't take any counsel; he is so selfwilled, so
obstinate! But, my good monsieur, what I came to ask is whether the family council is to meet."
"Of course," said Cerizet, "and not later than tomorrow."
"But monsieur, I hear those gentlemen of the Royal court said the family had no rights"
"Yes, that's so," said the clerk; "the lower court and the Royal court have both, on the petition of the relatives,
rejected their demand for a commission."
"I should hope so!" said the woman; "to think of making him out a lunatic! him so full of wisdom and
learning!"
"But the relations don't mean to give up; they are going to try the matter again under a new form, and ask for
the appointment of a judicial counsel. That's what the family council meets for tomorrow; and I think, this
time, my dear Madame Lambert, your old Picot will find himself restrained. There are serious allegations, I
can tell you. It was all very well to take the eggs, but to pluck the hen was another thing."
"Is it possible that monsieur can suppose" began the devote, clasping her hands under her chin.
"I suppose nothing," said Cerizet; "I am not the judge of this affair. But the relations declare that you have
pocketed considerable sums, and made investments about which they demand inquiry."
"Oh! heavens!" said the woman, casting up her eyes; "they can inquire; I am poor; I have not a deed, nor a
note, nor a share; not the slightest security of any kind in my possession."
"I dare say not," said Cerizet, glancing at la Peyrade out of the corner of his eye; "but there are always friends
to take care of such things. However, that is none of my business; every one must settle his own affairs in his
own way. Now, then, say what you have to say, distinctly."
"I came, monsieur," she replied, "to implore you, monsieur, to implore Monsieur the judge's clerk, to speak in
our favor to Monsieur the justiceofpeace. Monsieur the vicar of SaintJacques is also to speak to him. That
poor Monsieur Picot!" she went on, weeping, "they'll kill him if they continue to worry him in this way."
"I sha'n't conceal from you," said Cerizet, "that the justiceofpeace is very illdisposed to your cause. You
must have seen that the other day, when he refused to receive you. As for Monsieur Dutocq and myself, our
assistance won't help you much; and besides, my good woman, you are too closemouthed."
"Monsieur asked me if I had laid by a few little savings; and I couldn't tell him that I had, bebecause they
have gone to keep the hhouse of that poor Monsieur Piicot; and now they accuse me of rrobbing
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him!"
Madame Lambert sobbed.
"My opinion is," said Cerizet, "that you are making yourself out much poorer than you are; and if friend
Peyrade here, who seems to be more in your confidence, hadn't his tongue tied by the rules of his
profession"
"I!" said la Peyrade, hastily, "I don't know anything of madame's affairs. She asked me to draw up a petition
on a matter in which there was nothing judicial or financial."
"Ah! that's it, is it?" said Cerizet. "Madame had doubtless gone to see you about this petition the day Dutocq
met her at your office, the morning after our dinner at the Rocher de Cancalewhen you were such a
Roman, you know."
Then, without seeming to attach any importance to the reminiscence, he added:
"Well, my good Madame Lambert, I'll ask my patron to speak to the justiceofpeace, and, if I get a chance,
I'll speak to him myself; but, I repeat it, he is very much prejudiced against you."
Madame Lambert retired with many curtseys and protestations of gratitude. When she was fairly gone la
Peyrade remarked:
"You don't seem to believe that that woman came to me about a petition; and yet nothing was ever truer. She
is thought a saint in the street she lives in, and that old man they accuse her of robbing is actually kept alive
by her devotion, so I'm told. Consequently, the neighbors have put it into the good woman's head to apply for
the Montyon prize; and it was for the purpose of putting her claims in legal shape that she applied to me."
"Dear! dear! the Montyon prize!" cried Cerizet; "well, that's an idea! My good fellow, we ought to have
cultivated it before,I, especially, as banker of the poor, and you, their advocate. As for this client of yours,
it is lucky for her Monsieur Picot's relatives are not members of the French academy; it is in the correctional
policecourt, sixth chamber, where they mean to give her the reward of virtue. However, to come back to
what we were talking about. I tell you that after all your tergiversations you had better settle down peaceably;
and I advise you, as your countess did, to go and see du Portail."
"Who and what is he?" asked la Peyrade.
"He is a little old man," replied Cerizet, "as shrewd as a weasel. He gives me the idea of having dealings with
the devil. Go and see him! Sight, as they say, costs nothing."
"Yes," said la Peyrade, "perhaps I will; but, first of all, I want you to find out for me about this Comtesse de
Godollo."
"What do you care about her? She is nothing but a supernumerary, that countess."
"I have my reasons," said la Peyrade; "you can certainly get some information about her in three days; I'll
come and see you then."
"My good fellow," said Cerizet, "you seem to me to be amusing yourself with things that don't pay; you
haven't fallen in love with that go between, have you?"
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"Plague take him!" thought la Peyrade; "he spies everything; there's no hiding anything from him! No," he
said, aloud, "I am not in love; on the contrary, I am very cautious. I must admit that this marriage with a crazy
girl doesn't attract me, and before I go a step into it I want to know where I put my feet. These crooked
proceedings are not reassuring, and as so many influences are being brought to bear, I choose to control one
by another. Therefore don't play sly, but give me all the information you get into your pouch about Madame
la Comtesse Torna de Godollo. I warn you I know enough to test the veracity of your report; and if I see you
are trying to overreach me I'll break off short with your du Portail."
"Trying to overreach you, monseigneur!" replied Cerizet, in the tone and manner of Frederic Lemaitre. "Who
would dare attempt it?"
As he pronounced those words in a slightly mocking tone, Dutocq appeared, accompanied by his little clerk.
"Bless me!" he exclaimed, seeing la Peyrade and Cerizet together; "here's the trinity reconstituted! but the
object of the alliance, the 'casus foederis,' has floated off. What have you done to that good Brigitte, la
Peyrade? She is after your blood."
"What about Thuillier?" asked la Peyrade.
Moliere was reversed; here was Tartuffe inquiring for Orgon.
"Thuillier began by not being very hostile to you; but it now seems that the seizure business has taken a good
turn, and having less need of you he is getting drawn into his sister's waters; and if the tendency continues, I
haven't a doubt that he'll soon come to think you deserving of hanging."
"Well, I'm out of it all," said la Peyrade, "and if anybody ever catches me in such a mess again!Well,
adieu, my friends," he added. "And you, Cerizet, as to what we were speaking about, activity, safety, and
discretion!"
When la Peyrade reached the courtyard of the municipal building, he was accosted by Madame Lambert, who
was lying in wait for him.
"Monsieur wouldn't believe, I am sure," she said, in a deprecating tone, "the villainous things that Monsieur
Cerizet said about me; monsieur knows it was the little property I received from my uncle in England that I
placed in his hands."
"Yes, yes," said la Peyrade, "but you must understand that with all these rumors set about by your master's
relatives the prize of virtue is desperately endangered."
"If it is God's will that I am not to have it"
"You ought also to understand how important it is for your interests to keep secret the other service which I
did for you. At the first appearance of any indiscretion on your part that money, as I told you, will be
peremptorily returned to you."
"Oh! monsieur may be easy about that."
"Very well; then goodbye to you, my dear," said la Peyrade, in a friendly tone.
As he turned to leave her, a nasal voice was heard from a window on the staircase.
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"Madame Lambert!" cried Cerizet, who, suspecting the colloquy, had gone to the staircase window to make
sure of it. "Madame Lambert! Monsieur Dutocq has returned; you may come up and see him, if you like."
Impossible for la Peyrade to prevent the conference, although he knew the secret of that twentyfive
thousand francs ran the greatest danger.
"Certainly," he said to himself as he walked away, "I'm in a run of illluck; and I don't know where it will
end."
In Brigitte's nature there was such an alldevouring instinct of domination, that it was without regret, and, we
may even say, with a sort of secret joy that she saw the disappearance of Madame de Godollo. That woman,
she felt, had a crushing superiority over her; and this, while it had given a higher order to the Thuillier
establishment, made her ill at ease. When therefore the separation took place, which was done, let us here
say, on good terms, and under fair and honorable pretexts, Mademoiselle Thuillier breathed more freely. She
felt like those kings long swayed by imperious and necessary ministers, who celebrate within their hearts the
day when death delivers them from a master whose services and rival influence they impatiently endured.
Thuillier was not far from having the same sentiment about la Peyrade. But Madame de Godollo was only the
elegance, whereas la Peyrade was the utility of the house they had now simultaneously abandoned; and after
the lapse of a few days, a terrible need of Theodose made itself felt in the literary and political existence of
his dear, good friend. The municipal councillor found himself suddenly appointed to draft an important
report. He was unable to decline the task, saddled as he was with the reputation, derived from his pamphlet,
of being a man of letters and an able writer; therefore, in presence of the perilous honor conferred upon him
by his colleagues of the general Council, he sat down terrified by his solitude and his insufficiency.
In vain did he lock himself into his study, gorge himself with black coffee, mend innumerable pens, and write
a score of times at the head of his paper (which he was careful to cut of the exact dimensions as that used by
la Peyrade) the solemn words: "Report to the Members of the Municipal Council of the City of Paris,"
followed, on a line by itself, by a magnificent MESSIEURSnothing came of it! He was fain to issue
furious from his study, complaining of the horrible household racket which "cut the thread of his ideas";
though really no greater noise than the closing of a door or the opening of a closet or the moving of a chair
had made itself heard. All this, however, did not help the advancement of the work, which remained, as
beforesimply begun.
Most fortunately, it happened that Rabourdin, wanting to make some change in his apartment, came, as was
proper, to submit his plan to the owner of the house. Thuillier granted cordially the request that was made to
him, and then discoursed to his tenant about the report with which he was charged,being desirous, he said,
to obtain his ideas on the subject.
Rabourdin, to whom no administrative question was foreign, very readily threw upon the subject a number of
very clear and lucid ideas. He was one of those men to whom the quality of the intellect to which they
address themselves is more or less indifferent; a fool, or a man of talent who will listen to them, serves
equally well to think aloud to, and they are, as a stimulant, about the same thing. After Rabourdin had said his
say, he observed that Thuillier had not understood him; but he had listened to himself with pleasure, and he
was, moreover, grateful for the attention, obtuse as it was, of his hearer, and also for the kindliness of the
landlord in receiving his request.
"I must have among my papers," he said as he went away, "something on this subject; I will look it up and
send it to you."
Accordingly, that same evening Thuillier received a voluminous manuscript; and he spent the entire night in
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delving into that precious repository of ideas, from which he extracted enough to make a really remarkable
report, clumsily as the pillage was managed. When read before the council it obtained a very great success,
and Thuillier returned home radiant and much elated by the congratulations he had received. From that
momenta moment that was marked in his life, for even to advanced old age he still talked of the "report he
had had the honor of making to the Councilgeneral of the Seine"la Peyrade went down considerably in
his estimation; he felt then that he could do very well without the barrister, and this thought of emancipation
was strengthened by another happiness which came to him at almost the same time.
A parliamentary crisis was imminent,a fact that caused the ministry to think about depriving its adversaries
of a theme of opposition which always has great influence on public opinion. It resolved therefore to relax its
rigor, which of late had been much increased against the press. Being included in this species of hypocritical
amnesty, Thuillier received one morning a letter from the barrister whom he had chosen in place of la
Peyrade. This letter announced that the Council of State had dismissed the complaint, and ordered the release
of the pamphlet.
Then Dutocq's prediction was realized. That weight the less within his bosom, Thuillier took a swing toward
insolence; he chorused Brigitte, and came at last to speak of la Peyrade as a sort of adventurer whom he had
fed and clothed, a tricky fellow who had EXTRACTED much money from him, and had finally behaved with
such ingratitude that he was thankful not to count him any longer among his friends. Orgon, in short, was in
full revolt, and like Dorine, he was ready to cry out: "A beggar! who, when he came, had neither shoes nor
coat worth a brass farthing."
Cerizet, to whom these indignities were reported by Dutocq, would gladly have served them up hot to la
Peyrade; but the interview in which the copying clerk was to furnish information about Madame de Godollo
did not take place at the time fixed. La Peyrade made his own discoveries in this wise:
Pursued by the thought of the beautiful Hungarian, and awaiting, or rather not awaiting the result of Cerizet's
inquiry, he scoured Paris in every direction, and might have been seen, like the idlest of loungers, in the most
frequented places, his heart telling him that sooner or later he must meet the object of his ardent search.
One eveningit was towards the middle of Octoberthe autumn, as frequently happens in Paris, was
magnificent, and along the boulevards, where the Provencal was airing his love and his melancholy, the
outdoor life and gaiety were as animated as in summer. On the boulevard des Italiens, formerly known as
the boulevard de Gand, as he lounged past the long line of chairs before the Cafe de Paris, where, mingled
with a few women of the Chaussee d'Antin accompanied by their husbands and children, may be seen toward
evening a cordon of nocturnal beauties waiting only a gloved hand to gather them, la Peyrade's heart received
a cruel shock. From afar, he thought he saw his adored countess.
She was alone, in a dazzling toilet scarcely authorized by the place and her isolation; before her, mounted on
a chair, trembled a tiny lapdog, which she stroked from time to time with her beautiful hands. After
convincing himself that he was not mistaken, la Peyrade was about to dart upon that celestial vision, when he
was forestalled by a dandy of the most triumphant type. Without throwing aside his cigar, without even
touching his hat, this handsome young man began to converse with the barrister's ideal; but when she saw la
Peyrade making towards her the siren must have felt afraid, for she rose quickly, and taking the arm of the
man who was talking to her, she said aloud:
"Is your carriage here, Emile? Mabille closes tonight, and I should like to go there."
The name of that disreputable place thus thrown in the face of the unhappy barrister, was a charity, for it
saved him from a foolish action, that of addressing, on the arm of the man who had suddenly made himself
her cavalier, the unworthy creature of whom he was thinking a few seconds earlier with so much tenderness.
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"She is not worth insulting," he said to himself.
But, as lovers are beings who will not allow their foothold to be taken from them easily, the Provencal was
neither convinced nor resigned as yet. Not far from the place which his countess had left, sat another woman,
also alone; but this one was ripe with years, with feathers on her head, and beneath the folds of a cashmere
shawl she concealed the plaintive remains of tarnished elegance and long past luxury. There was nothing
imposing about this sight, nor did it command respect, but the contrary. La Peyrade went up to the woman
without ceremony and addressed her.
"Madame," he said, "do you know that woman who has just gone away on the arm of a gentleman?"
"Certainly, monsieur; I know nearly all the women who come here."
"And her name is?"
"Madame Komorn."
"Is she as impregnable as the fortress of that name?"
Our readers will doubtless remember that at the time of the insurrection in Hungary our ears were battered by
the press and by novelists about the famous citadel of Komorn; and la Peyrade knew that by assuming a tone
of indifference or flippancy he was more likely to succeed with his inquiries.
"Has monsieur any idea of making her acquaintance?"
"I don't know," replied la Peyrade, "but she is a woman who makes people think of her."
"And a very dangerous woman, monsieur," added his companion; "a fearful spendthrift, but with no
inclination to return generously what is done for her. I can speak knowingly of that; when she first arrived
here from Berlin, six months ago, she was very warmly recommended to me."
"Ah!" exclaimed la Peyrade.
"Yes, at that time I had in the environs of Ville d'Avray a very beautiful place, with park and coverts and a
stream for fishing; but as I was alone I found it dull, and several of these ladies and gentlemen said to me,
'Madame Louchard, why don't you organize parties in the style of picnics?'"
"Madame Louchard!" repeated la Peyrade, "are you any relation to Monsieur Louchard of the commercial
police?"
"His wife, monsieur, but legally separated from him. A horrid man who wants me to go back to him; but I,
though I'm ready to forgive most things, I can't forgive a want of respect; just imagine that he dared to raise
his hand against me!"
"Well," said la Peyrade, trying to bring her back to the matter in hand; "you organized those picnics, and
Madame de GodoI mean Madame Komorn"
"Was one of my first lodgers. It was there she made acquaintance with an Italian, a handsome man, and rich,
a political refugee, but one of the lofty kind. You understand it didn't suit my purposes to have intrigues
going on in my house; still the man was so lovable, and so unhappy because he couldn't make Madame
Komorn like him, that at last I took an interest in this particular love affair; which produced a pot of money
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for madame, for she managed to get immense sums out of that Italian. Well, would you believe that
whenbeing just then in great needI asked her to assist me with a trifling little sum, she refused me
pointblank, and left my house, taking her lover with her, who, poor man, can't be thankful for the
acquaintance now."
"Why not? What happened to him?" asked la Peyrade.
"It happened to him that this serpent knows every language in Europe; she is witty and clever to the tips of
her fingers, but more manoeuvring than either; so, being, as it appears, in close relations to the police, she
gave the government a lot of papers the Italian left about carelessly, on which they expelled him from
France."
"Well, after his departure, Madame Komorn"
"Since then, she has had a good many adventures and upset several fortunes, and I thought she had left Paris.
For the last two months she was nowhere to be seen, but three days ago she reappeared, more brilliant than
ever. My advice to monsieur is not to trust himself in that direction; and yet, monsieur looks to me a
Southerner, and Southerners have passions; perhaps what I have told him will only serve to spur them up.
However, being warned, there's not so much danger, and she is a most fascinating creatureoh! very
fascinating. She used to love me very much, though we parted such illfriends; and just now, seeing me here,
she came over and asked my address, and said she should come and see me."
"Well, madame, I'll think about it," said la Peyrade, rising and bowing to her.
The bow was returned with extreme coldness; his abrupt departure did not show him to be a man of
SERIOUS intentions.
It might be supposed from the lively manner in which la Peyrade made these inquiries that his cure though
sudden was complete; but this surface of indifference and cool selfpossession was only the stillness of the
atmosphere that precedes a storm. On leaving Madame Louchard, la Peyrade flung himself into a streetcab
and there gave way to a passion of tears like that Madame Colleville had witnessed on the day he believed
that Cerizet had got the better of him in the sale of the house.
What was his position now? The investment of the Thuilliers, prepared with so much care, all useless; Flavie
well avenged for the odious comedy he had played with her; his affairs in a worse state than they were when
Cerizet and Dutocq had sent him, like a devouring wolf, into the sheepfold from which he had allowed the
stupid sheep to drive him; his heart full of revengeful projects against the woman who had so easily got the
better of what he thought his cleverness; and the memory, still vivid, of the seductions to which he had
succumbed, such were the thoughts and emotions of his sleepless night, sleepless except for moments
shaken by agitated dreams.
The next day la Peyrade could think no more; he was a prey to fever, the violence of which became
sufficiently alarming for the physician who attended him to take all precautions against the symptoms now
appearing of brain fever: bleeding, cupping, leeches, and ice to his head; these were the agreeable finale to his
dream of love. We must hasten to add, however, that this violent crisis in the physical led to a perfect cure of
the mental being. The barrister came out of his illness with no other sentiment than cold contempt for the
treacherous Hungarian, a sentiment which did not even rise to a desire for vengeance.
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CHAPTER IX. GIVE AND TAKE
Once more afoot, and reckoning with his future, on which he had lost so much ground, la Peyrade asked
himself if he had not better try to renew his relations with the Thuilliers, or whether he should be compelled
to fall back on the rich crazy woman who had bullion where others have brains. But everything that reminded
him of his disastrous campaign was repulsive to him; besides, what safety was there in dealing with this du
Portail, a man who could use such instruments for his means of action?
Great commotions of the soul are like those storms which purify the atmosphere; they induce reflection, they
counsel good and strong resolutions. La Peyrade, as the result of the cruel disappointment he had just
endured, examined his own soul. He asked himself what sort of existence was this, of base and ignoble
intrigue, which he had led for the past year? Was there for him no better, no nobler use to make of the
faculties he felt within him? The bar was open to him as to others; that was a broad, straight path which could
lead him to all the satisfaction of legitimate ambition. Like Figaro, who displayed more science and
calculation in merely getting a living than statesmen had shown in governing Spain for a hundred years, he, la
Peyrade, in order to install and maintain himself in the Thuillier household and marry the daughter of a
clarionet and a smirched coquette, had spent more mind, more art, andit should also be said, because in a
corrupt society it is an element that must be reckonedmore dishonesty than was needed to advance him in
some fine career.
"Enough of such connections as Dutocq and Cerizet," he said to himself; "enough of the nauseating
atmosphere of the Minards and Phellions and Collevilles and Barniols and all the rest of them. I'll shake off
this province 'intra muros,' a thousand times more absurd and petty than the true provinces; they at least, side
by side with their pettiness, have habits and customs that are characteristic, a 'sui generis' dignity; they are
frankly what they are, the antipodes of Parisian life; this other is but a parody of it. I will fling myself upon
Paris."
In consequence of these reflections, la Peyrade went to see two or three barristers who had offered to
introduce him at the Palais in secondary cases. He accepted those that presented themselves at once, and three
weeks after his rupture with the Thuilliers he was no longer the "advocate of the poor," but a barrister
pleading before the Royal court.
He had already pleaded several cases successfully when he received, one morning, a letter which greatly
disturbed him. The president of the order of barristers requested him to come to his office at the Palais in the
course of the day, as he had something of importance to say to him. La Peyrade instantly thought of the
transaction relating to the purchase of the house on the boulevard de la Madeleine; it must have come, he
thought, to the ears of the Council of Discipline; if so he was accountable to that tribunal and he knew its
severity.
Now this du Portail, whom he had never yet been to see, in spite of his conditional promise to Cerizet, was
likely to have heard the whole story of that transaction from Cerizet himself. Evidently all means were
thought good by that man, judging by the use he had made of the Hungarian woman. In his savage
determination to bring about the marriage with the crazy girl, had this virulent old man denounced him? On
seeing him courageously and with some appearance of success entering a career in which he might find fame
and independence, had his persecutor taken a step to make that career impossible? Certainly there was
enough likelihood in this suggestion to make the barrister wait in cruel anxiety for the hour when he might
learn the true nature of the alarming summons.
While breakfasting rather meagrely, his mind full of these painful conjectures, Madame Coffinet, who had
the honor to take charge of his housekeeping, came up to ask if he would see Monsieur Etienne Lousteau.
[See "The Great Man of the Provinces in Paris."]
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Etienne Lousteau! la Peyrade had an idea that he had heard the name before.
"Show him into my office," he said to the portress.
A moment later he met his visitor, whose face did not seem utterly unknown to him.
"Monsieur," said this newcomer, "I had the honor of breakfasting with you not long ago at Vefour's; I was
invited to that meeting, afterwards rather disturbed, by Monsieur Thuillier."
"Ah, very good!" said the barrister, offering a chair; "you are attached to the staff of a newspaper?"
"Editorinchief of the 'Echo de la Bievre,' and it is on the subject of that paper that I have now called to see
you. You know what has happened?"
"No," said la Peyrade.
"Is it possible you are not aware that the ministry met with terrible defeat last night? But instead of resigning,
as every one expected, they have dissolved the Chamber and appeal to the people."
"I knew nothing of all that," said la Peyrade. "I have not read the morning papers."
"So," continued Lousteau, "all parliamentary ambitions will take the field, and, if I am well informed,
Monsieur Thuillier, already member of the Councilgeneral, intends to present himself as candidate for
election in the 12th arrondissement."
"Yes," said la Peyrade, "that is likely to be his intention."
"Well, monsieur, I desire to place at his disposition an instrument the value of which I am confident you will
not underestimate. The 'Echo de la Bievre,' a specialist paper, can have a decisive influence on the election in
that quarter."
"And you would be disposed," asked la Peyrade, "to make that paper support Monsieur Thuillier's
candidacy?"
"Better than that," replied Lousteau. "I have come to propose to Monsieur Thuillier that he purchase the paper
itself. Once the proprietor of it he can use it as he pleases."
"But in the first place," said la Peyrade, "what is the present condition of the enterprise? In its character as a
specialist journal as you called it just nowit is a sheet I have seldom met with; in fact, it would be
entirely unknown to me were it not for the remarkable article you were so good as to devote to Thuillier's
defence at the time his pamphlet was seized."
Etienne Lousteau bowed his thanks, and then said:
"The position of the paper is excellent; we can give it to you on easy terms, for we were intending shortly to
stop the publication."
"That is strange for a prosperous journal."
"On the contrary, it happens to be quite natural. The founders, who were all representatives of the great
leather interest, started this paper for a special object. That object has been attained. The 'Echo de la Bievre'
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has therefore become an effect without a cause. In such a case, stockholders who don't like the tail end of
matters, and are not eager after small profits, very naturally prefer to sell out."
"But," asked la Peyrade, "does the paper pay its costs?"
"That," replied Lousteau, "is a point we did not consider; we were not very anxious to have subscribers; the
mainspring of the whole affair was direct and immediate action on the ministry of commerce to obtain a
higher duty on the introduction of foreign leathers. You understand that outside of the tannery circle, this
interest was not very exciting to the general reader."
"I should have thought, however," persisted la Peyrade, "that a newspaper, however circumscribed its action,
would be a lever which depended for its force on the number of its subscribers."
"Not for journals which aim for a single definite thing," replied Lousteau, dogmatically. "In that case,
subscribers are, on the contrary, an embarrassment, for you have to please and amuse them, and in so doing,
the real object has to be neglected. A newspaper which has a definite and circumscribed object ought to be
like the stroke of that pendulum which, striking steadily on one spot, fires at a given hour the cannon of the
PalaisRoyal."
"At any rate," said la Peyrade, "what price do you put upon a publication which has no subscribers, does not
pay its expenses, and has until now been devoted to a purpose totally different from that you propose for it?"
"Before answering," returned Lousteau, "I shall ask you another question. Have you any intention of buying
it?"
"That's according to circumstances," replied la Peyrade. "Of course I must see Thuillier; but I may here
remark to you that he knows absolutely nothing about newspaper business. With his rather bourgeois ideas,
the ownership of a newspaper will seem to him a ruinous speculation. Therefore, if, in addition to an idea that
will scare him, you suggest an alarming price, it is useless for me to speak to him. I am certain he would
never go into the affair."
"No," replied Lousteau. "I have told you we should be reasonable; these gentlemen have left the whole matter
in my hands. Only, I beg to remark that we have had propositions from other parties, and in giving Monsieur
Thuillier this option, we intended to pay him a particular courtesy. When can I have your answer?"
"Tomorrow, I think; shall I have the honor of seeing you at your own house, or at the office of the journal?"
"No," said Lousteau, "tomorrow I will come here, at the same hour, if that is convenient to you."
"Perfectly," replied la Peyrade, bowing out his visitor, whom he was inclined to think more consequential
than able.
By the manner in which the barrister had received the proposition to become an intermediary to Thuillier, the
reader must have seen that a rapid revolution had taken place in his ideas. Even if he had not received that
extremely disquieting letter from the president of the order of barristers, the new situation in which Thuillier
would be placed if elected to the Chamber gave him enough to think about. Evidently his dear good friend
would have to come back to him, and Thuillier's eagerness for election would deliver him over, bound hand
and foot. Was it not the right moment to attempt to renew his marriage with Celeste? Far from being an
obstacle to the good resolutions inspired by his amorous disappointment and his incipient brain fever, such a
finale would ensure their continuance and success. Moreover, if he received, as he feared, one of those
censures which would ruin his dawning prospects at the bar, it was with the Thuilliers, the accomplices and
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beneficiaries of the cause of his fall, that his instinct led him to claim an asylum.
With these thoughts stirring in his mind la Peyrade obeyed the summons and went to see the president of the
order of barristers.
He was not mistaken; a very circumstantial statement of his whole proceeding in the matter of the house had
been laid before his brethren of the bar; and the highest dignitary of the order, after stating that an anonymous
denunciation ought always to be received with great distrust, told him that he was ready to receive and
welcome an explanation. La Peyrade dared not entrench himself in absolute denial; the hand from which he
believed the blow had come seemed to him too resolute and too able not to hold the proofs as well. But, while
admitting the facts in general, he endeavored to give them an acceptable coloring. In this, he saw that he had
failed, when the president said to him:
"After the vacation which is now beginning I shall report to the Council of the order the charges made against
you, and the statements by which you have defended yourself. The Council alone has the right to decide on a
matter of such importance."
Thus dismissed, la Peyrade felt that his whole future at the bar was imperilled; but at least he had a respite,
and in case of condemnation a new project on which to rest his head. Accordingly, he put on his gown, which
he had never worn till now, and went to the fifth court room, where he was employed upon a case.
As he left the courtroom, carrying one of those bundles of legal papers held together by a strip of cotton
which, being too voluminous to hold under the arm, are carried by the hand and the forearm pressed against
the chest, la Peyrade began to pace about the Salle des Pas perdus with that harassed look of business which
denotes a lawyer overwhelmed with work. Whether he had really excited himself in pleading, or whether he
was pretending to be exhausted to prove that his gown was not a dignity for show, as it was with many of his
legal brethren, but an armor buckled on for the fight, it is certain that, handkerchief in hand, he was mopping
his forehead as he walked, when, in the distance, he spied Thuillier, who had evidently just caught sight of
him, and was beginning on his side to manoeuvre.
La Peyrade was not surprised by the encounter. On leaving home he had told Madame Coffinet he was going
to the Palais, and should be there till three o'clock, and she might send to him any persons who called on
business. Not wishing to let Thuillier accost him too easily, he turned abruptly, as if some thought had
changed his purpose, and went and seated himself on one of the benches which surround the walls of that
great antechamber of Justice. There he undid his bundle, took out a paper, and buried himself in it with the air
of a man who had not had time to examine in his study a case he was about to plead. It is not necessary to say
that while doing this the Provencal was watching the manoeuvres of Thuillier out of the corner of his eye.
Thuillier, believing that la Peyrade was really occupied in some serious business, hesitated to approach him.
However, after sundry backings and fillings the municipal councillor made up his mind, and sailing straight
before the wind he headed for the spot he had been reconnoitring for the last ten minutes.
"Bless me, Theodose!" he cried as soon as he had got within hailing distance. "Do you come to the Palais
now?"
"It seems to me," replied Theodose, "that barristers at the Palais are like Turks at Constantinople, where a
friend of mine affirmed you could see a good many. It is YOU whom it is rather surprising to see here."
"Not at all," said Thuillier, carelessly. "I've come about that cursed pamphlet. Is there ever any end to your
legal bothers? I was summoned here this morning, but I don't regret it, as it gives me the happy chance of
meeting you."
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"I, too," said la Peyrade, tying up his bundle. "I am very glad to see you, but I must leave you now; I have an
appointment, and I suppose you want to do your business at once."
"I have done it," said Thuillier.
"Did you speak to Olivier Vinet, that mortal enemy of yours? he sits in that court," asked la Peyrade.
"No," said Thuillier, naming another official.
"Well, that's queer!" said the barrister; "that fellow must have the gift of ubiquity; he has been all the morning
in the fifth courtroom, and has just this minute given a judgment on a case I pleaded."
Thuillier colored, and got out of his hobble as best he could. "Oh, hang it!" he said; "those men in gowns are
all alike, I don't know one from another."
La Peyrade shrugged his shoulders and said aloud, but as if to himself: "Always the same; crafty, crooked,
never straightforward."
"Whom are you talking about?" asked Thuillier, rather nonplussed.
"Why, of you, my dear fellow, who take me for an imbecile, as if I and the whole world didn't know that your
pamphlet business came to an end two weeks ago. Why, then, summon you to court?"
"Well, I was sent for," said Thuillier, with embarrassment; "something about registry fees,it is all Greek to
me, I can't comprehend their scrawls."
"And they chose," said la Peyrade, "precisely the very day when the Moniteur, announcing the dissolution of
the Chamber, made you think about being a candidate for the 12th arrondissement."
"Why not?" asked Thuillier, "what has my candidacy to do with the fees I owe to the court?"
"I'll tell you," said la Peyrade, dryly. "The court is a thing essentially amiable and complaisant. 'Tiens!' it said
to itself, 'here's this good Monsieur Thuillier going to be a candidate for the Chamber; how hampered he'll be
by his attitude to his exfriend Monsieur de la Peyrade, with whom he wishes now he hadn't quarrelled. I'll
summon him for fees he doesn't owe; that will bring him to the Palais where la Peyrade comes daily; and in
that way he can meet him by chance, and so avoid taking a step which would hurt his selflove."
"Well, there you are mistaken!" cried Thuillier, breaking the ice. "I used so little craft, as you call it, that I've
just come from your house, there! and your portress told me where to find you."
"Well done!" said la Peyrade, "I like this frankness; I can get on with men who play aboveboard. Well, what
do you want of me? Have you come to talk about your election? I have already begun to work for it."
"No, really?" said Thuillier, "how?"
"Here," replied la Peyrade, feeling under his gown for his pocket and bringing out a paper, "here's what I
scribbled just now in the court room while the lawyer on the other side rambled on like an expert."
"What is it about?" asked Thuillier.
"Read and you'll see."
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The paper read as follows:
Estimate for a newspaper, small size, at thirty francs a year.
Calculating the editions at 5,000 the costs are: Paper, 5 reams at 12 francs . . . . . . . . . . 1,860 francs.
Composition . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2,400 " Printing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 450 " One administrator . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . 250 " One clerk . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 100 " One editor (also cashier) . . . . . . . . . . . 200 " One
despatcher . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 100 " Folders . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 120 " One office boy . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . 80 " Office expenses . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 150 " Rent . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 100 " License and
postage . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7,500 " Reporting and stenographic news . . . . . . . . 1,800 " Total
monthly, 15,110 " " yearly, 181,320 "
"Do you want to set up a paper?" asked Thuillier, in dread.
"I?" asked la Peyrade, "I want nothing at all; you are the one to be asked if you want to be a deputy."
"Undoubtedly I do; because, when you urged me to become a municipal councillor, you put the idea into my
head. But reflect, my dear Theodose, one hundred and eighty one thousand three hundred and twenty francs
to put out! Have I a fortune large enough to meet such a demand?"
"Yes," said la Peyrade, "you could very well support that expense, for considering the end you want to obtain
there is nothing exorbitant in it. In England they make much greater sacrifices to get a seat in Parliament; but
in any case, I beg you to observe that the costs are very high on that estimate, and some could be cut off
altogether. For instance, you would not want an administrator. You, yourself, an old accountant, and I, an old
journalist, can very well manage the affair between us. Also rent, we needn't count that; you have your old
apartment in the rue SaintDominique which is not yet leased; that will make a fine newspaper office."
"All that costs off two thousand four hundred francs a year," said Thuillier.
"Well, that's something; but your error consists in calculating on the yearly cost. When do the elections take
place?"
"In two months," said Thuillier.
"Very good; two months will cost you thirty thousand francs, even supposing the paper had no subscribers."
"True," said Thuillier, "the expense is certainly less than I thought at first. But does a newspaper really seem
to you essential?"
"So essential that without that power in our hands, I won't have anything to do with the election. You don't
seem to see, my poor fellow, that in going to live in the other quarter you have lost, electorally speaking, an
immense amount of ground. You are no longer the man of the place, and your election could be balked by the
cry of what the English call 'absenteeism.' This makes your game very hard to play."
"I admit that," said Thuillier; "but there are so many things wanted besides money,a name for one thing, a
manager, editorial staff, and so forth."
"A name, we have one made to hand; editors, they are you and I and a few young fellows who grow on every
bush in Paris. As for the manager, I have a man in view."
"What name is it?" asked Thuillier.
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"L'Echo de la Bievre."
"But there is already a paper of that name."
"Precisely, and that's why I give my approval to the affair. Do you think I should be fool enough to advise
you to start an entirely new paper? 'Echo de la Bievre!' that title is a treasure to a man who wants support for
his candidacy in the 12th arrondissement. Say the word only, and I put that treasure into your hands."
"How?" asked Thuillier, with curiosity.
"Parbleu! by buying it; it can be had for a song."
"There now, you see," said Thuillier in a discouraged tone; "you never counted in the cost of purchase."
"How you dwell on nothings!" said la Peyrade, hunching his shoulders; "we have other and more important
difficulties to solve."
"Other difficulties?" echoed Thuillier.
"Parbleu!" exclaimed la Peyrade; "do you suppose that after all that has taken place between us I should
boldly harness myself to your election without knowing exactly what benefit I am to get for it?"
"But," said Thuillier, rather astonished, "I thought that friendship was a good exchange for such services."
"Yes; but when the exchange consists in one side giving all and the other side nothing, friendship gets tired of
that sort of sharing, and asks for something a little better balanced."
"But, my dear Theodose, what have I to offer you that you have not already rejected?"
"I rejected it, because it was offered without heartiness, and seasoned with Mademoiselle Brigitte's vinegar;
every selfrespecting man would have acted as I did. Give and keep don't pass, as the old legal saying is; but
that is precisely what you persist in doing."
"I!I think you took offence very unreasonably; but the engagement might be renewed."
"So be it," replied la Peyrade; "but I will not put myself at the mercy of either the success of the election or
Mademoiselle Celeste's caprices. I claim the right to something positive and certain. Give and take; short
accounts make good friends."
"I perfectly agree with you," said Thuillier, "and I have always treated you with too much good faith to fear
any of these precautions you now want to take. But what guarantees do you want?"
"I want that the husband of Celeste should manage your election, and not Theodose de la Peyrade."
"By hurrying things as much as possible, so Brigitte said, it would still take fifteen days; and just think, with
the elections only eight weeks off, to lose two of them doing nothing!"
"Day after tomorrow," replied la Peyrade, "the banns can be published for the first time at the mayor's
office, in the intervals of publication some things could be done, for though the publishing of the banns is not
a step from which there is no retreat, it is at least a public pledge and a long step taken; after that we can get
your notary to draw the contract at once. Moreover, if you decide on buying this newspaper, I shouldn't be
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afraid that you would go back on me, for you don't want a useless horse in your stable, and without me I am
certain you can't manage him."
"But, my dear fellow," said Thuillier, going back to his objections, "suppose that affair proves too onerous?"
"There's no need to say that you are the sole judge of the conditions of the purchase. I don't wish any more
than you do to buy a pig in a poke. If tomorrow you authorize me, I won't say to buy, but to let these people
know that you may possibly make the purchase, I'll confer with one of them on your behalf, and you may be
certain that I'll stand up for your interests as if they were my own."
"Very good, my dear fellow," said Thuillier, "go ahead!"
"And as soon as the paper is purchased we are to fix the day for signing the contract?"
"Yes," replied Thuillier; "but will you bind yourself to use your utmost influence on the election?"
"As if it were my own," replied la Peyrade, "which, by the bye, is not altogether an hypothesis. I have already
received suggestions about my own candidacy, and if I were vindictive"
"Certainly," said Thuillier, with humility, "you would make a better deputy than I; "but you are not of the
required age, I think."
"There's a better reason than that," said la Peyrade; "you are my friend; I find you again what you once were,
and I shall keep the pledges I have given you. As for the election, I prefer that people say of me, 'He makes
deputies, but will be none himself.' Now I must leave you and keep my appointment. Tomorrow in my own
rooms, come and see me; I shall have something to announce."
Whoso has ever been a newspaper man will ever be one; that horoscope is as sure and certain as that of
drunkards. Whoever has tasted that feverishly busy and relatively lazy and independent life; whoever has
exercised that sovereignty which criticises intellect, art, talent, fame, virtue, absurdity, and even truth;
whoever has occupied that tribune erected by his own hands, fulfilled the functions of that magistracy to
which he is selfappointed,in short, whosoever has been, for however brief a span, that proxy of public
opinion, looks upon himself when remanded to private life as an exile, and the moment a chance is offered to
him puts out an eager hand to snatch back his crown.
For this reason when Etienne Lousteau went to la Peyrade, a former journalist, with an offer of the weapon
entitled the "Echo de la Bievre," all the latter's instincts as a newspaper man were aroused, in spite of the very
inferior quality of the blade. The paper had failed; la Peyrade believed he could revive it. The subscribers, on
the vendor's own showing, were few and far between, but he would exercise upon them a "compelle intrare"
both powerful and irresistible. In the circumstances under which the affair was presented to him it might
surely be considered provincial. Threatened with the loss of his position at the bar, he was thus acquiring, as
we said before, a new position and that of a "detached fort"; compelled, as he might be, to defend himself, he
could from that vantageground take the offensive and oblige his enemies to reckon with him.
On the Thuillier side, the newspaper would undoubtedly make him a personage of considerable importance;
he would have more power on the election; and by involving their capital in an enterprise which, without
him, they would feel a gulf and a snare, he bound them to him by selfinterests so firmly that there was
nothing to fear from their caprice or ingratitude.
This horizon, rapidly taken in during Etienne Lousteau's visit, had fairly dazzled the Provencal, and we have
seen the peremptory manner in which Thuillier was forced into accepting with some enthusiasm the
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discovery of this philosopher'sstone.
The cost of the purchase was ridiculously insignificant. A banknote for five hundred francs, for which
Etienne Lousteau never clearly accounted to the shareholders, put Thuillier in possession of the name,
property, furniture, and goodwill of the newspaper, which he and la Peyrade at once busied themselves in
reorganizing.
CHAPTER X. IN WHICH CERIZET PRACTISES THE HEALING ART AND THE
ART OF POISONING ON THE SAME DAY
While this regeneration was going on, Cerizet went one morning to see du Portail, with whom la Peyrade was
now more than ever determined to hold no communication.
"Well," said the little old man to the poor man's banker, "what effect did the news we gave to the president of
the bar produce on our man? Did the affair get wind at the Palais?"
"Phew!" said Cerizet, whose intercourse, no doubt pretty frequent, with du Portail had put him on a footing of
some familiarity with the old man, "there's no question of that now. The eel has wriggled out of our hands;
neither softness nor violence has any effect upon that devil of a man. He has quarrelled with the bar, and is in
better odor than ever with Thuillier. 'Necessity,' says Figaro, 'obliterates distance.' Thuillier needs him to push
his candidacy in the quartier SaintJacques, so they kissed and made up."
"And no doubt," said du Portail, without much appearance of feeling, "the marriage is fixed for an early
day?"
"Yes," replied Cerizet, "but there's another piece of work on hand. That crazy fellow has persuaded Thuillier
to buy a newspaper, and he'll make him sink forty thousand francs in it. Thuillier, once involved, will want to
get his money back, and in my opinion they are bound together for the rest of their days."
"What paper is it?"
"Oh, a cabbageleaf that calls itself the 'Echo de la Bievre'!" replied Cerizet with great scorn; "a paper which
an old hack of a journalist on his last legs managed to set up in the Mouffetard quarter by the help of a lot of
tannersthat, you know, is the industry of the quarter. From a political and literary point of view the affair is
nothing at all, but Thuillier has been made to think it a masterly stroke."
"Well, for local service to the election the instrument isn't so bad," remarked du Portail. "La Peyrade has
talent, activity, and much resource of mind; he may make something out of that 'Echo.' Under what political
banner will Thuillier present himself?"
"Thuillier," replied the beggars' banker, "is an oyster; he hasn't any opinions. Until the publication of his
pamphlet he was, like all those bourgeois, a rabid conservative; but since the seizure he has gone over to the
Opposition. His first stage will probably be the Left centre; but if the election wind should blow from
another quarter, he'll go straight before it to the extreme left. Selfinterest, for those bourgeois, that's the
measure of their convictions."
"Dear, dear!" said du Portail, "this new combination of la Peyrade's may assume the importance of a political
danger from the point of view of my opinions, which are extremely conservative and governmental." Then,
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after a moment's reflection, he added, "I think you did newspaper work once upon a time; I remember 'the
courageous Cerizet.'"
"Yes," replied the usurer, "I even managed one with la Peyrade,an evening paper; and a pretty piece of
work we did, for which we were finely recompensed."
"Well," said du Portail, "why don't you do it again,journalism, I mean,with la Peyrade."
Cerizet looked at du Portail in amazement.
"Ah ca!" he cried, "are you the devil, monsieur? Can nothing ever be hidden from you?"
"Yes," said du Portail, "I know a good many things. But what has been settled between you and la Peyrade?"
"Well, remembering my experience in the business, and not knowing whom else to get, he offered to make
me manager of the paper."
"I did not know that," said du Portail, "but it was quite probable. Did you accept?"
"Conditionally; I asked time for reflection. I wanted to know what you thought of the offer."
"Parbleu! I think that out of an evil that can't be remedied we should get, as the proverb says, wing or foot. I
had rather see you inside than outside of that enterprise."
"Very good; but in order to get into it there's a difficulty. La Peyrade knows I have debts, and he won't help
me with the thirty threethousand francs' security which must be paid down in my name. I haven't got them,
and if I had, I wouldn't show them and expose myself to the insults of creditors."
"You must have a good deal left of that twentyfive thousand francs la Peyrade paid you not more than two
months ago," remarked du Portail.
"Only two thousand two hundred francs and fifty centimes," replied Cerizet. "I was adding it up last night;
the rest has all gone to pay off pressing debts."
"But if you have paid your debts you haven't any creditors."
"Yes, those I've paid, but those I haven't paid I still owe."
"Do you mean to tell me that your liabilities were more than twenty five thousand francs?" said du Portail,
in a tone of incredulity.
"Does a man go into bankruptcy for less?" replied Cerizet, as though he were enunciating a maxim.
"Well, I see I am expected to pay that sum myself," said du Portail, crossly; "but the question is whether the
utility of your presence in this enterprise is worth to me the interest on one hundred and thirty three
thousand, three hundred and thirtythree francs, thirtythree centimes."
"Hang it!" said Cerizet, "if I were once installed near Thuillier, I shouldn't despair of soon putting him and la
Peyrade at loggerheads. In the management of a newspaper there are lots of inevitable disagreements, and by
always taking the side of the fool against the clever man, I can increase the conceit of one and wound the
conceit of the other until life together becomes impossible. Besides, you spoke just now of political danger;
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now the manager of a newspaper, as you ought to know, when he has the intellect to be something better than
a man of straw, can quietly give his sheet a push in the direction wanted.
"There's a good deal of truth in that," said du Portail, "but defeat to la Peyrade, that's what I am thinking
about."
"Well," said Cerizet, "I think I have another nice little insidious means of demolishing him with Thuillier."
"Say what it is, then!" exclaimed du Portail, impatiently; "you go round and round the pot as if I were a man
it would do you some good to finesse with."
"You remember," said Cerizet, coming out with it, "that some time ago Dutocq and I were much puzzled to
know how la Peyrade was, all of a sudden, able to make that payment of twentyfive thousand francs?"
"Ha!" said the old man quickly, "have you discovered the origin of that very improbable sum in our friend's
hands; and is that origin shady?"
"You shall judge," said Cerizet.
And he related in all its details the affair of Madame Lambert, adding, however, that on questioning the
woman closely at the office of the justiceofpeace, after the meeting with la Peyrade, he had been unable to
extract from her any confession, although by her whole bearing she had amply confirmed the suspicions of
Dutocq and himself.
"Madame Lambert, rue du ValdeGrace, No. 9; at the house of Monsieur Picot, professor of mathematics,"
said du Portail, as he made a note of the information. "Very good," he added; "come back and see me
tomorrow, my dear Monsieur Cerizet."
"But please remark," said the usurer, "that I must give an answer to la Peyrade in the course of today. He is
in a great hurry to start the business."
"Very well; you must accept, asking a delay of twentyfour hours to obtain your security. If, after making
certain inquiries I see it is more to my interests not to meddle in the affair, you can get out of it by merely
breaking your word; you can't be sent to the court of assizes for that."
Independently of a sort of inexplicable fascination which du Portail exercised over his agent, he never lost an
opportunity to remind him of the very questionable point of departure of their intercourse.
The next day Cerizet returned.
"You guessed right," said du Portail. "That woman Lambert, being obliged to conceal the existence of her
booty, and wanting to draw interest on her stolen property, must have taken it into her head to consult la
Peyrade; his devout exterior may have recommended him to her. She probably gave him that money without
taking a receipt. In what kind of money was Dutocq paid?"
"In nineteen thousandfranc notes, and twelve of fivehundred francs."
"That's precisely it," said du Portail. "There can't be the slightest doubt left. Now, what use do you expect to
make of this information bearing upon Thuillier."
"I expect to put it into his head that la Peyrade, to whom he is going to give his goddaughter and heiress, is
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over head and ears in debt; that he makes enormous secret loans; and that in order to get out of his difficulties
he means to gnaw the newspaper to the bone; and I shall insinuate that the position of a man so much in debt
must be known to the public before long, and become a fatal blow to the candidate whose right hand he is."
"That's not bad," said du Portail; "but there's another and even more conclusive use to be made of the
discovery."
"Tell me, master; I'm listening," said Cerizet.
"Thuillier has not yet been able, has he, to explain to himself the reason of the seizure of the pamphlet?"
"Yes, he has," replied Cerizet. "La Peyrade was telling me only yesterday, by way of explaining Thuillier's
idiotic simplicity, that he had believed a most ridiculous bit of humbug. The 'honest bourgeois' is persuaded
that the seizure was instigated by Monsieur Olivier Vinet, substitute to the procureurgeneral. The young
man aspired for a moment to the hand of Mademoiselle Colleville, and the worthy Thuillier has been made to
imagine that the seizure of his pamphlet was a revenge for the refusal."
"Good!" said du Portail; "tomorrow, as a preparation for the other version of which you are to be the organ,
Thuillier shall receive from Monsieur Vinet a very sharp and decided denial of the abuse of power he
foolishly gave ear to."
"Will he?" said Cerizet, with curiosity.
"But another explanation must take its place," continued du Portail; "you must assure Thuillier that he is the
victim of police machinations. That is all the police is good for, you know, machinations."
"I know that very well; I've made that affirmation scores of times when I was working for the republican
newspapers and"
"When you were 'the courageous Cerizet,'" interrupted du Portail. "Well, the present machination, here it is.
The government was much displeased at seeing Thuillier elected without its influence to the Councilgeneral
of the Seine; it was angry with an independent and patriotic citizen who showed by his candidacy that he
could do without it; and it learned, moreover, that this excellent citizen was preparing a pamphlet on the
subject, always a delicate one, of the finances, as to which this dangerous adversary had great experience. So,
what did this essentially corrupt government do? It suborned a man in whom, as it learned, Thuillier placed
confidence, and for a sum of twentyfive thousand francs (a mere trifle to the police), this treacherous friend
agreed to insert into the pamphlet three or four phrases which exposed it to seizure and caused its author to be
summoned before the court of assizes. Now the way to make the explanation clinch the doubt in Thuillier's
mind is to let him know that the next day la Peyrade, who, as Thuillier knew, hadn't a sou, paid Dutocq
precisely that very sum of twentyfive thousand francs."
"The devil!" cried Cerizet, "it isn't a bad trick. Fellows of the Thuillier species will believe anything against
the police."
"We shall see, then," continued du Portail, "whether Thuillier will want to keep such a collaborator beside
him, and above all, whether he will be so eager to give him his goddaughter."
"You are a strong man, monsieur," said Cerizet, again expressing his approbation; "but I must own that I feel
some scruples at the part assigned me. La Peyrade came and offered me the management of the paper, and,
you see, I should be working to evict him."
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"And that lease he knocked you out of in spite of his promises, have you forgotten that?" asked the little old
man. "Besides, are we not aiming for his happiness, though the obstinate fellow persists in thwarting our
benevolent intentions?"
"It is true," said Cerizet, "that the result will absolve me. Yes, I'll go resolutely along the ingenious path
you've traced out for me. But there's one thing more: I can't fling my revelation at Thuillier's head at the very
first; I must have time to prepare the way for it, but that security will have to be paid in immediately."
"Listen to me, Monsieur Cerizet," said du Portail, in a tone of authority; "if the marriage of la Peyrade to my
ward takes place it is my intention to reward your services, and the sum of thirty thousand francs will be your
perquisite. Now, thirty thousand from one side and twentyfive thousand from the other makes precisely
fiftyfive thousand francs that the matrimonial vicissitudes of your friend la Peyrade will have put into your
pocket. But, as country people do at the shows of a fair, I shall not pay till I come out. If you take that money
out of your own hoard I shall feel no anxiety; you will know how to keep it from the clutches of your
creditors. If, on the contrary, my money is at stake, you will have neither the same eagerness nor the same
intelligence in keeping it out of danger. Therefore arrange your affairs so that you can pay down your own
thirtythree thousand; in case of success, that sum will bring you in pretty nearly a hundred per cent. That's
my last word, and I shall not listen to any objections."
Cerizet had no time to make any, for at that moment the door of du Portail's study opened abruptly, and a fair,
slender woman, whose face expressed angelic sweetness, entered the room eagerly. On her arm, wrapped in
handsome long clothes, lay what seemed to be the form of an infant.
"There!" she said, "that naughty Katte insisted that the doctor was not here. I knew perfectly well that I had
seen him enter. Well, doctor," she continued, addressing Cerizet, "I am not satisfied with the condition of my
little one, not satisfied at all; she is very pallid, and has grown so thin. I think she must be teething."
Du Portail made Cerizet a sign to accept the role so abruptly thrust upon him.
"Yes, evidently," he said, "it is the teeth; children always turn pale at that crisis; but there's nothing in that,
my dear lady, that need make you anxious."
"Do you really think so, doctor," said the poor crazed girl, whom our readers have recognized as du Portail's
ward, Lydie de la Peyrade; "but see her dear little arms, how thin they are getting."
Then taking out the pins that fastened the swathings, she exhibited to Cerizet a bundle of linen which to her
poor distracted mind represented a baby.
"Why, no, no," said Cerizet, "she is a trifle thin, it is true, but the flesh is firm and her color excellent."
"Poor darling!" said Lydie, kissing her dream lovingly. "I do think she is better since morning. What had I
better give her, doctor? Broth disgusts her, and she won't take soup."
"Well," said Cerizet, "try panada. Does she like sweet things?"
"Oh, yes!" cried the poor girl, her face brightening, "she adores them. Would chocolate be good for her?"
"Certainly," replied Cerizet, "but without vanilla; vanilla is very heating."
"Then I'll get what they call healthchocolate," said Lydie, with all the intonations of a mother, listening to
the doctor as to a god who reassured her. "Uncle," she added, "please ring for Bruneau, and tell him to go to
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Marquis at once and get some pounds of that chocolate."
"Bruneau has just gone out," said her guardian; "but there's no hurry, he shall go in the course of the day."
"There, she is going to sleep," said Cerizet, anxious to put an end to the scene, which, in spite of his hardened
nature, he felt to be painful.
"True," said the girl, replacing the bandages and rising; "I'll put her to bed. Adieu, doctor; it is very kind of
you to come sometimes without being sent for. If you knew how anxious we poor mothers are, and how, with
a word or two, you can do us such good. Ah, there she is crying!"
"She is so sleepy," said Cerizet; "she'll be much better in her cradle."
"Yes, and I'll play her that sonata of Beethoven that dear papa was so fond of; it is wonderful how calming it
is. Adieu, doctor," she said again, pausing on the threshold of the door. "Adieu, kind doctor!" And she sent
him a kiss.
Cerizet was quite overcome.
"You see," said du Portail, "that she is an angel,never the least illhumor, never a sharp word; sad
sometimes, but always caused by a feeling of motherly solicitude. That is what first gave the doctors the idea
that if reality could take the place of her constant hallucination she might recover her reason. Well, this is the
girl that fool of a Peyrade refuses, with the accompaniment of a magnificent 'dot.' But he must come to it, or
I'll forswear my name. Listen," he added as the sound of a piano came to them; "hear! what talent! Thousands
of sane women can't compare with her; they are not as reasonable as she is, except on the surface."
When Beethoven's sonata, played from the soul with a perfection of shades and tones that filled her hardened
hearer with admiration, had ceased to sound, Cerizet said:
"I agree with you, monsieur; la Peyrade refuses an angel, a treasure, a pearl, and if I were in his placeBut
we shall bring him round to your purpose. Now I shall serve you not only with zeal, but with enthusiasm, I
may say fanaticism."
As Cerizet was concluding this oath of fidelity at the door of the study, he heard a woman's voice which was
not that of Lydie.
"Is he in his study, the dear commander?" said that voice, with a slightly foreign accent.
"Yes, madame, but please come into the salon. Monsieur is not alone; I will tell him you are here."
This was the voice of Katte, the old Dutch maid.
"Stop, go this way," said du Portail quickly to Cerizet.
And he opened a hidden door which led through a dark corridor directly to the staircase, whence Cerizet
betook himself to the office of the "Echo de la Bievre," where a heated discussion was going on.
The article by which the new editors of every newspaper lay before the public their "profession of faith," as
the technical saying is, always produces a laborious and difficult parturition. In this particular case it was
necessary, if not openly to declare Thuillier's candidacy, to at least make it felt and foreseen. The terms of the
manifesto, after la Peyrade had made a rough draft of it, were discussed at great length. This discussion took
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place in Cerizet's presence, who, acting on du Portail's advice, accepted the management, but postponed the
payment of the security till the next day, through the latitude allowed in all administrations for the
accomplishment of that formality.
Cleverly egged on by this masterknave, who, from the start, made himself Thuillier's flatterer, the
discussion became stormy, and presently bitter; but as, by the deed of partnership the deciding word was left
to la Peyrade in all matters concerning the editorship, he finally closed it by sending the manifesto, precisely
as he had written it, to the printing office.
Thuillier was incensed at what he called an abuse of power, and finding himself alone with Cerizet later in
the day, he hastened to pour his griefs and resentments into the bosom of his faithful manager, thus affording
the latter a readymade and natural opportunity to insinuate the calumnious revelation agreed upon with du
Portail. Leaving the knife in the wound, Cerizet went out to make certain arrangements to obtain the money
necessary for his bond.
Tortured by the terrible revelation, Thuillier could not keep it to himself; he felt the need of confiding it, and
of talking over the course he would be compelled to take by this infernal discovery. Sending for a carriage he
drove home, and half an hour later he had told the whole story to his Egeria.
Brigitte had from the first very vehemently declared against all the determinations made by Thuillier during
the last few days. For no purpose whatever, not even for the sake of her brother's election, would she agree to
a renewal of the relation to la Peyrade. In the first place, she had treated him badly, and that was a strong
reason for disliking him; then, in case that adventurer, as she now called him, married Celeste, the fear of her
authority being lessened gave her a species of secondsight; she had ended by having an intuitive sense of the
dark profundities of the man's nature, and now declared that under no circumstances and for no possible price
would she make one household with him.
"Ruin yourself if you choose," she said, "you are the master of that, and you can do as you like; a fool and his
money are soon parted."
When, therefore, she listened to her brother's confidences it was not with reproaches, but, on the contrary,
with a crow of triumph, celebrating the probable return of her power, that she welcomed them.
"So much the better!" she cried; "it is well to know at last that the man is a spy. I always thought so, the
canting bigot! Turn him out of doors without an explanation. WE don't want him to work that newspaper.
This Monsieur Cerizet seems, from what you tell me, the right sort of man, and we can get another manager.
Besides, when Madame de Godollo went away she promised to write to me; and she can easily put us in the
way of finding some one. Poor, dear Celeste! what a fate we were going to give her!"
"How you run on!" said Thuillier. "La Peyrade, my dear, is so far only accused. He must be heard in his
defence. And besides, there's a deed that binds us."
"Ah, very good!" said Brigitte; "I see how it will be; you'll let that man twist you round his finger again. A
deed with a spy! As if there could be deeds with such fellows."
"Come, come, be calm, my good Brigitte," returned Thuillier. "We mustn't do anything hastily. Certainly, if
la Peyrade cannot furnish a justification, clear, categorical, and convincing, I shall decide to break with him,
and I'll prove to you that I am no milksop. But Cerizet himself is not certain; these are mere inductions, and I
only came to consult you as to whether I ought, or ought not, to demand an explanation outright."
"Not a doubt about it," replied Brigitte. "You ought to demand an explanation and go to the bottom of this
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thing; if you don't, I cast you off as my brother."
"That suffices," said Thuillier, leaving the room with solemnity; "you shall see that we will come to an
understanding."
CHAPTER XI. EXPLANATIONS AND WHAT CAME OF THEM
On his return to the office after his conference with Brigitte, Thuillier found la Peyrade at his post as
editorinchief, and in a position of much embarrassment, caused by the high hand he had reserved for
himself as the sole selector of articles and contributors. At this moment, Phellion, instigated by his family,
and deeply conscious of his position on the readingcommittee of the Odeon, had come to offer his services
as dramatic critic.
"My dear monsieur," he said, continuing his remarks to la Peyrade, after inquiring of Thuillier about his
health, "I was a great student of the theatre in my youth; the stage and its scenic effects continue to have for
me peculiar attractions; and the white hairs which crown my brow today seem to me no obstacle to my
allowing your interesting publication to profit by the fruit of my studies and my experience. As member of
the readingcommittee of the Odeon theatre, I am conversant with the modern drama, andif I may be quite
sure of your discretion I will even confide to you that among my papers it would not be impossible for me
to find a certain tragedy entitled 'Sapor,' which in my young days won me some fame when read in salons."
"Ah!" said la Peyrade, endeavoring to gild the refusal he should be forced to give, "why not try to have it put
upon the stage? We might be able to help you in that direction."
"Certainly," said Thuillier, "the director of any theatre to whom we should recommend"
"No," replied Phellion. "In the first place, as member of the reading committee of the Odeon, having to sit in
judgment upon others, it would not become me to descend into the arena myself. I am an old athlete, whose
business it is to judge of blows he can no longer give. In this sense, criticism is altogether within my sphere,
and all the more because I have certain views on the proper method of composing dramatic feuilletons which
I think novel. The 'castigat ridendo mores' ought to be, according to my humble lights, the great law, I may
say the only law of the stage. I should therefore show myself pitiless for those works, bred of imagination, in
which morality has no part, and to which mothers of families"
"Excuse me," said la Peyrade, "for interrupting you; but before allowing you to take the trouble to develop
your poetical ideas, I ought to tell you that we have already made arrangements for our dramatic criticism."
"Ah! that's another thing," said Phellion; "an honest man must keep his word."
"Yes," said Thuillier, "we have our dramatic critic, little thinking that you would offer us your valuable
assistance."
"Well," said Phellion, suddenly becoming crafty,for there is something in the newspaper atmosphere,
impossible to say what, which flies to the head, the bourgeois head especially,"since you are good enough
to consider my pen capable of doing you some service, perhaps a series of detached thoughts on different
subjects, to which I should venture to give the name of 'Diversities,' might be of a nature to interest your
readers."
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"Yes," said la Peyrade, with a maliciousness that was quite lost upon Phellion, "thoughts, especially in the
style of la Rochefoucauld or la Bruyere, might do. What do you think yourself, Thuillier?"
He reserved to himself the right to leave the responsibility of refusals, as far as he could, to the proprietor of
the paper.
"But I imagine that thoughts, especially if detached, cannot be very consecutive," said Thuillier.
"Evidently not," replied Phellion; "detached thoughts imply the idea of a very great number of subjects on
which the author lets his pen stray without the pretension of presenting a whole."
"You will of course sign them?" said la Peyrade.
"Oh, no!" replied Phellion, alarmed. "I could not put myself on exhibition in that way."
"Your modesty, which by the bye I understand and approve, settles the matter," said la Peyrade. "Thoughts
are a subject altogether individual, which imperatively require to be personified by a name. You must be
conscious of this yourself. 'Divers Thoughts by Monsieur ThreeStars' says nothing to the public."
Seeing that Phellion was about to make objections, Thuillier, who was in a hurry to begin his fight with la
Peyrade, cut the matter short rather sharply.
"My dear Phellion," he said, "I beg your pardon for not being able to enjoy the pleasure of your conversation
any longer, but we have to talk, la Peyrade and I, over a matter of much importance, and in newspaper offices
this devilish time runs away so fast. If you are willing, we will postpone the question to another day. Madame
Phellion is well, I trust?"
"Perfectly well," said the great citizen, rising, and not appearing to resent his dismissal. "When does your first
number appear?" he added; "it is eagerly awaited in the arrondissement."
"Tomorrow I think our confession of faith will make its appearance," replied Thuillier, accompanying him
to the door. "You will receive a copy, my dear friend. We shall meet again soon, I hope. Come and see us,
and bring that manuscript; la Peyrade's point of view may be a little arbitrary."
With this balm shed upon his wound, Phellion departed, and Thuillier rang the bell for the porter.
"Could you recognize the gentlemen who has just gone out the next time you see him?" asked Thuillier.
"Oh, yes, m'sieu, his round ball of a head is too funny to forget; besides, it is Monsieur Phellion; haven't I
opened the door to him hundreds of times?"
"Well, whenever he comes again neither I nor Monsieur de la Peyrade will be here. Remember that's a
positive rule. Now leave us."
"The devil!" cried la Peyrade, when the two partners were alone, "how you manage bores. But take care;
among the number there may be electors. You did right to tell Phellion you would send him a copy of the
paper; he has a certain importance in the quarter."
"Well," said Thuillier, "we can't allow our time to be taken up by all the dullheads who come and offer their
services. But now you and I have to talk, and talk very seriously. Be seated and listen."
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"Do you know, my dear fellow," said la Peyrade, laughing, "that journalism is making you into something
very solemn? 'Be seated, Cinna,'Caesar Augustus couldn't have said it otherwise."
"Cinnas, unfortunately, are more plentiful than people think," replied Thuillier.
He was still under the goad of the promise he had made to Brigitte, and he meant to fulfil it with cutting
sarcasm. The top continued the whirling motion imparted to it by the old maid's lash.
La Peyrade took a seat at the round table. As he was puzzled to know what was coming, he endeavored to
seem unconcerned, and picking up the large scissors used for the loans which all papers make from the
columns of their brethren of the press, he began to snip up a sheet of paper, on which, in Thuillier's
handwriting, was an attempt at a leading article, never completed.
Though la Peyrade was seated and expectant, Thuillier did not begin immediately; he rose and went toward
the door which stood ajar, with the intention of closing it. But suddenly it was flung wide open, and Coffinet
appeared.
"Will monsieur," said Coffinet to la Peyrade, "receive two ladies? They are very welldressed, and the young
one ain't to be despised."
"Shall I let them in?" said la Peyrade to Thuillier.
"Yes, since they are here," growled Thuillier; "but get rid of them as soon as possible."
Coffinet's judgment on the toilet of the two visitors needs revision. A woman is welldressed, not when she
wears rich clothes, but when her clothes present a certain harmony of shapes and colors which form an
appropriate and graceful envelope to her person. Now a bonnet with a flaring brim, surmounted by nodding
plumes, an immense French cashmere shawl, worn with the awkward inexperience of a young bride, a plaid
silk gown with enormous checks and a triple tier of flounces with far too many chains and trinkets (though to
be just, the boots and gloves were irreproachable), constituted the apparel of the younger of these ladies. As
for the other, who seemed to be in the tow of her dressy companion, she was short, squat, and highcolored,
and wore a bonnet, shawl, and gown which a practised eye would at once have recognized as second hand.
Mothers of actresses are always clothed by this very economical process. Their garments, condemned to the
service of two generations, reverse the order of things, and go from descendants to ancestors.
Advancing two chairs, la Peyrade inquired, "To whom have I the honor of speaking?"
"Monsieur," said the younger visitor, "I am a dramatic artist, and as I am about to make my first appearance
in this quarter, I allow myself to hope that a journal of this locality will favor me."
"At what theatre?" asked la Peyrade.
"The Folies, where I am engaged for the Dejazets."
"The Folies?" echoed la Peyrade, in a tone that demanded an explanation.
"FoliesDramatiques," interposed the agreeable Madame Cardinal, whom the reader has doubtless
recognized.
"When do you appear?" asked la Peyrade.
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"Next week, monsieur,a fairy piece in which I play five parts."
"You'll encourage her, monsieur, won't you?" said Madame Cardinal, in a coaxing voice; "she's so young,
and I can certify she works day and night."
"Mother!" said Olympe, with authority, "the public will judge me; all I want is that monsieur will kindly
promise to notice my debut."
"Very good, mademoiselle," said la Peyrade in a tone of dismissal, beginning to edge the pair to the door.
Olympe Cardinal went first, leaving her mother to hurry after her as best she could.
"At home to no one!" cried Thuillier to the officeboy as he closed the door and slipped the bolt. "Now," he
said, addressing la Peyrade, "we will talk. My dear fellow," he went on, starting with irony, for he
remembered to have heard that nothing was more confusing to an adversary, "I have heard something that
will give you pleasure. I know now why MY pamphlet was seized."
So saying, he looked fixedly at la Peyrade.
"Parbleu!" said the latter in a natural tone of voice, "it was seized because they chose to seize it. They wanted
to find, and they found, because they always find the things they want, what the king's adherents call
'subversive doctrine.'"
"No, you are wrong," said Thuillier; "the seizure was planned, concocted, and agreed upon before
publication."
"Between whom?" asked la Peyrade.
"Between those who wanted to kill the pamphlet, and the wretches who were paid to betray it."
"Well, in any case, those who paid," said la Peyrade, "got mighty little for their money; for, persecuted
though it was, I don't see that your pamphlet made much of a stir."
"Those who sold may have done better?" said Thuillier with redoubled irony.
"Those who sold," returned la Peyrade, "were the cleverer of the two."
"Ah, I know," said Thuillier, "that you think a great deal of cleverness; but allow me to tell you that the
police, whose hand I see in all this, doesn't usually throw its money away."
And again he looked fixedly at la Peyrade.
"So," said the barrister, without winking, "you have discovered that the police had plotted in advance the
smothering of your pamphlet?"
"Yes, my dear fellow; and what is more, I know the actual sum paid to the person who agreed to carry out
this honorable plot."
"The person," said la Peyrade, thinking a moment,"perhaps I know the person; but as for the money, I
don't know a word about that."
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"Well, I can tell you the amount. It was twentyfivethousand francs," said Thuillier, dwelling on each
word; "that was the sum paid to Judas."
"Oh! excuse me, my dear fellow, but twentyfive thousand francs is a good deal of money. I don't deny that
you have become an important man; but you are not such a bugbear to the government as to lead it to make
such sacrifices. Twentyfive thousand francs is as much as would ever be given for the suppression of one of
those annoying pamphlets about the Civil list. But our financial lucubrations didn't annoy in that way; and
such a sum borrowed from the secretservice money for the mere pleasure of plaguing you, seems to me
rather fabulous."
"Apparently," said Thuillier, acrimoniously, "this honest gobetween had some interest in exaggerating my
value. One thing is very sure; this monsieur had a debt of twentyfive thousand francs which harassed him
much; and a short time before the seizure this same monsieur, who had no means of his own, paid off that
debt; and unless you can tell me where else he got the money, the inference I think is not difficult to draw."
It was la Peyrade's turn to look fixedly at Thuillier.
"Monsieur Thuillier," he said, raising his voice, "let us get out of enigmas and generalities; will you do me
the favor to name that person?"
"Well, no," replied Thuillier, striking his hand upon the table, "I shall not name him, because of the
sentiments of esteem and affection which formerly united us; but you have understood me, Monsieur la
Peyrade."
"I ought to have known," said the Provencal, in a voice changed by emotion, "that in bringing a serpent to
this place I should soon be soiled by his venom. Poor fool! do you not see that you have made yourself the
echo of Cerizet's calumny?"
"Cerizet has nothing to do with it; on the contrary, he has told me the highest good of you. How was it, not
having a penny the night before,and I had reason to know it,that you were able to pay Dutocq the round
sum of twentyfive thousand francs the next day?"
La Peyrade reflected for a moment.
"No," he said, "it was not Dutocq who told you that. He is not a man to wrestle with an enemy of my strength
without a strong interest in it. It was Cerizet; he's the infamous calumniator, from whose hands I wrenched
the lease of your house near the Madeleine,Cerizet, whom in kindness, I went to seek on his dunghill that I
might give him the chance of honorable employment; that is the wretch, to whom a benefit is only an
encouragement to treachery. Tiens! if I were to tell you what that man is I should turn you sick with disgust;
in the sphere of infamy he has discovered worlds."
This time Thuillier made an able reply.
"I don't know anything about Cerizet except through you," he said; "you introduced him to me as a manager,
offering every guarantee; but, allowing him to be blacker than the devil, and supposing that this
communication comes from him, I don't see, my friend, that all that makes YOU any the whiter."
"No doubt I was to blame," said la Peyrade, "for putting such a man into relations with you; but we wanted
some one who understood journalism, and that value he really had for us. But who can ever sound the depths
of souls like his? I thought him reformed. A manager, I said to myself, is only a machine; he can do no harm.
I expected to find him a man of straw; well, I was mistaken, he will never be anything but a man of mud."
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"All that is very fine," said Thuillier, "but those twentyfive thousand francs found so conveniently in your
possession, where did you get them? That is the point you are forgetting to explain."
"But to reason about it," said la Peyrade; "a man of my character in the pay of the police and yet so poor that I
could not pay the ten thousand francs your harpy of a sister demanded with an insolence which you yourself
witnessed"
"But," said Thuillier, "if the origin of this money is honest, as I sincerely desire it may be, what hinders you
from telling me how you got it?"
"I cannot," said la Peyrade; "the history of that money is a secret entrusted to me professionally."
"Come, come, you told me yourself that the statutes of your order forbid all barristers from doing business of
any kind."
"Let us suppose," said la Peyrade, "that I have done something not absolutely regular; it would be strange
indeed after what I risked, as you know, for you, if you should have the face to reproach me with it."
"My poor friend, you are trying to shake off the hounds; but you can't make me lose the scent. You wish to
keep your secret; then keep it. I am master of my own confidence and my own esteem; by paying you the
forfeit stipulated in our deed I take the newspaper into my own hands."
"Do you mean that you dismiss me?" cried la Peyrade. "The money that you have put into the affair, all your
chances of election, sacrificed to the calumnies of such a being as Cerizet!"
"In the first place," said Thuillier, "another editorinchief can be found; it is a true saying that no man is
indispensable. As for election to the Chamber I would rather never receive it than owe it to the help of one
who"
"Go on," said la Peyrade, seeing that Thuillier hesitated, "or rather, no, be silent, for you will presently blush
for your suspicions and ask my pardon humbly."
By this time la Peyrade saw that without a confession to which he must compel himself, the influence and the
future he had just recovered would be cut from under his feet. Resuming his speech he said, solemnly:
"You will remember, my friend, that you were pitiless, and, by subjecting me to a species of moral torture,
you have forced me to reveal to you a secret that is not mine."
"Go on," said Thuillier, "I take the whole responsibility upon myself. Make me see the truth clearly in this
darkness, and if I have done wrong I will be the first to say so."
"Well," said la Peyrade, "those twentyfive thousand francs are the savings of a servantwoman who came to
me and asked me to take them and to pay her interest."
"A servant with twentyfive thousand francs of savings! Nonsense; she must serve in monstrously rich
households."
"On the contrary, she is the one servant of an infirm old savant; and it was on account of the discrepancy
which strikes your mind that she wanted to put her money in my hands as a sort of trustee."
"Bless me! my friend," said Thuillier, flippantly, "you said we were in want of a romancefeuilletonist; but
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really, after this, I sha'n't be uneasy. Here's imagination for you!"
"What?" said la Peyrade, angrily, "you don't believe me?"
"No, I do not believe you. Twentyfive thousand francs savings in the service of an old savant! that is about
as believable as the officer of La Dame Blanche buying a chateau with his pay."
"But if I prove to you the truth of my words; if I let you put your finger upon it?"
"In that case, like Saint Thomas, I shall lower my flag before the evidence. Meanwhile you must permit me,
my noble friend, to wait until you offer me that proof."
Thuillier felt really superb.
"I'd give a hundred francs," he said to himself, "if Brigitte could have been here and heard me impeach him."
"Well," said la Peyrade, "suppose that without leaving this office, and by means of a note which you shall
read, I bring into your presence the person from whom I received the money; if she confirms what I say will
you believe me?"
This proposal and the assurance with which it was made rather staggered Thuillier.
"I shall know what to do when the time comes," he replied, changing his tone. "But this must be done at once,
now, here."
"I said, without leaving this office. I should think that was clear enough."
"And who will carry the note you write?" asked Thuillier, believing that by thus examining every detail he
was giving proofs of amazing perspicacity.
"Carry the note! why, your own porter of course," replied la Peyrade; "you can send him yourself."
"Then write it," said Thuillier, determined to push him to the wall.
La Peyrade took a sheet of paper with the new heading and wrote as follows, reading the note aloud:
Madame Lambert is requested to call at once, on urgent business, at the office of the "Echo de la Bievre," rue
SaintDominique d'Enfer. The bearer of this note will conduct her. She is awaited impatiently by her devoted
servant,
Theodose de la Peyrade.
"There, will that suit you?" said the barrister, passing the paper to Thuillier.
"Perfectly," replied Thuillier, taking the precaution to fold the letter himself and seal it. "Put the address," he
added.
Then he rang the bell for the porter.
"You will carry this letter to its address," he said to the man, "and bring back with you the person named. But
will she be there?" he asked, on reflection.
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"It is more than probable," replied la Peyrade; "in any case, neither you nor I will leave this room until she
comes. This matter must be cleared up."
"Then go!" said Thuillier to the porter, in a theatrical tone.
When they were alone, la Peyrade took up a newspaper and appeared to be absorbed in its perusal.
Thuillier, beginning to get uneasy as to the upshot of the affair, regretted that he had not done something the
idea of which had come to him just too late.
"Yes, I ought," he said to himself, "to have torn up that letter, and not driven him to prove his words."
Wishing to do something that might look like retaining la Peyrade in the position of which he had threatened
to deprive him, he remarked presently:
"By the bye, I have just come from the printingoffice; the new type has arrived, and I think we might make
our first appearance tomorrow."
La Peyrade did not answer; but he got up and took his paper nearer to the window.
"He is sulky," thought Thuillier, "and if he is innocent, he may well be. But, after all, why did he ever bring a
man like that Cerizet here?"
Then to hide his embarrassment and the preoccupation of his mind, he sat down before the editor's table, took
a sheet of the headlined paper and made himself write a letter.
Presently la Peyrade returned to the table and sitting down, took another sheet and with the feverish rapidity
of a man stirred by some emotion he drove his pen over the paper.
From the corner of his eye, Thuillier tried hard to see what la Peyrade was writing, and noticing that his
sentences were separated by numbers placed between brackets, he said:
"Tiens! are you drawing up a parliamentary law?"
"Yes," replied la Peyrade, "the law of the vanquished."
Soon after this, the porter opened the door and introduced Madame Lambert, whom he had found at home,
and who arrived looking rather frightened.
"You are Madame Lambert?" asked Thuillier, magisterially.
"Yes, monsieur," said the woman, in an anxious voice.
After requesting her to be seated and noticing that the porter was still there as if awaiting further orders he
said to the man:
"That will do; you may go; and don't let any one disturb us."
The gravity and the lordly tone assumed by Thuillier only increased Madame Lambert's uneasiness. She came
expecting to see only la Peyrade, and she found herself received by an unknown man with a haughty manner,
while the barrister, who had merely bowed to her, said not a word; moreover, the scene took place in a
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newspaper office, and it is a wellknown fact that to pious persons especially all that relates to the press is
infernal and diabolical.
"Well," said Thuillier to the barrister, "it seems to me that nothing hinders you from explaining to madame
why you have sent for her."
In order to leave no loophole for suspicion in Thuillier's mind la Peyrade knew that he must put his question
bluntly and without the slightest preparation; he therefore said to her "ex abrupto":
"We wish to ask you, madame, if it is not true that about two and a half months ago you placed in my hands,
subject to interest, the sum, in round numbers, of twentyfive thousand francs."
Though she felt the eyes of Thuillier and those of la Peyrade upon her, Madame Lambert, under the shock of
this question fired at her pointblank, could not restrain a start.
"Heavens!" she exclaimed, "twentyfive thousand francs! and where should I get such a sum as that?"
La Peyrade gave no sign on his face of the vexation he might be supposed to feel. As for Thuillier, who now
looked at him with sorrowful commiseration, he merely said:
"You see, my friend!"
"So," resumed la Peyrade, "you are very certain that you did not place in my hands the sum of twentyfive
thousand francs; you declare this, you affirm it?"
"Why, monsieur! did you ever hear of such a sum as that in the pocket of a poor woman like me? The little
that I had, as everybody knows, has gone to eke out the housekeeping of that poor dear gentleman whose
servant I have been for more than twenty years."
"This," said Thuillier, pompously, "seems to me categorical."
La Peyrade still did not show the slightest sign of annoyance; on the contrary, he seemed to be playing into
Thuillier's hand.
"You hear, my dear Thuillier," he said, "and if necessary I shall call for your testimony, that madame here
declares that she did not possess twentyfive thousand francs and could not therefore have placed them in my
hands. Now, as the notary Dupuis, in whose hands I fancied I had placed them, left Paris this morning for
Brussels carrying with him the money of all his clients, I have no account with madame, by her own showing,
and the absconding of the notary"
"Has the notary Dupuis absconded?" screamed Madame Lambert, driven by this dreadful news entirely out of
her usual tones of dulcet sweetness and Christian resignation. "Ah, the villain! it was only this morning that
he was taking the sacrament at SaintJacques du HautPas."
"To pray for a safe journey, probably," said la Peyrade.
"Monsieur talks lightly enough," continued Madame Lambert, "though that brigand has carried off my
savings. But I gave them to monsieur, and monsieur is answerable to me for them; he is the only one I know
in this transaction."
"Hey?" said la Peyrade to Thuillier, pointing to Madame Lambert, whose whole demeanor had something of
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the motherwolf suddenly bereft of her cubs; "is that nature? tell me! Do you think now that madame and I
are playing a comedy for your benefit?"
"I am thunderstruck at Cerizet's audacity," said Thuillier. "I am overwhelmed with my own stupidity; there is
nothing for me to do but to submit myself entirely to your discretion."
"Madame," said la Peyrade, gaily, "excuse me for thus frightening you; the notary Dupuis is still a very
saintly man, and quite incapable of doing an injury to his clients. As for monsieur here, it was necessary that I
should prove to him that you had really placed that money in my hands; he is, however, another myself, and
your secret, though known to him, is as safe as it is with me."
"Oh, very good, monsieur!" said Madame Lambert. "I suppose these gentlemen have no further need of me?"
"No, my dear madame, and I beg you to pardon me for the little terror I was compelled to occasion you."
Madame Lambert turned to leave the room with all the appearance of respectful humility, but when she
reached the door, she retraced her steps, and coming close to la Peyrade said, in her smoothest tones:
"When does monsieur expect to be able to refund me that money?"
"But I told you," said la Peyrade, stiffly, "that notaries never return on demand the money placed in their
hands."
"Does monsieur think that if I went to see Monsieur Dupuis himself and asked him"
"I think," said la Peyrade, interrupting her, "that you would do a most ridiculous thing. He received the
money from me in my own name, as you requested, and he knows only me in the matter."
"Then monsieur will be so kind, will he not, as to get back that money for me as soon as possible? I am sure I
would not wish to press monsieur, but in two or three months from now I may want it; I have heard of a little
property it would suit me to buy."
"Very good, Madame Lambert," said la Peyrade, with wellconcealed irritation, "it shall be done as you
wish; and in less time, perhaps, than you have stated I shall hope to return your money to you."
"That won't inconvenience monsieur, I trust," said the woman; "he told me that at the first indiscretion I
committed"
"Yes, yes, that is all understood," said la Peyrade, interrupting her.
"Then I have the honor to be the very humble servant of these gentlemen," said Madame Lambert, now
departing definitively.
"You see, my friend, the trouble you have got me into," said la Peyrade to Thuillier as soon as they were
alone, "and to what I am exposed by my kindness in satisfying your diseased mind. That debt was dormant; it
was in a chronic state; and you have waked it up and made it acute. The woman brought me the money and
insisted on my keeping it, at a good rate of interest. I refused at first; then I agreed to place it in Dupuis's
hands, explaining to her that it couldn't be withdrawn at once; but subsequently, when Dutocq pressed me, I
decided, after all, to keep it myself."
"I am dreadfully sorry, dear friend, for my silly credulity. But don't be uneasy about the exactions of that
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woman; we will manage to arrange all that, even if I have to make you an advance upon Celeste's 'dot.'"
"My excellent friend," said la Peyrade, "it is absolutely necessary that we should talk over our private
arrangements; to tell you the truth, I have no fancy for being hauled up every morning and questioned as to
my conduct. Just now, while waiting for that woman, I drew up a little agreement, which you and I will
discuss and sign, if you please, before the first number of the paper is issued."
"But," said Thuillier, "our deed of partnership seems to me to settle"
"that by a paltry forfeit of five thousand francs, as stated in Article 14," interrupted Theodose, "you can put
me, when you choose, out of doors. No, I thank you! After my experience today, I want some better security
than that."
At this moment Cerizet with a lively and allconquering air, entered the room.
"My masters!" he exclaimed, "I've brought the money; and we can now sign the bond."
Then, remarking that his news was received with extreme coldness, he added:
"Well? what is it?"
"It is this," replied Thuillier: "I refuse to be associated with doubleface men and calumniators. We have no
need of you or your money; and I request you not to honor these precincts any longer with your presence."
"Dear! dear! dear!" said Cerizet; "so papa Thuillier has let the wool be pulled over his eyes again!"
"Leave the room!" said Thuillier; "you have nothing more to do here."
"Hey, my boy!" said Cerizet, turning to la Peyrade, "so you've twisted the old bourgeois round your finger
again? Well, well, no matter! I think you are making a mistake not to go and see du Portail, and I shall tell
him"
"Leave this house!" cried Thuillier, in a threatening tone.
"Please remember, my dear monsieur, that I never asked you to employ me; I was well enough off before you
sent for me, and I shall be after. But I'll give you a piece of advice: don't pay the twentyfive thousand francs
out of your own pocket, for that's hanging to your nose."
So saying, Cerizet put his thirtythree thousand francs in banknotes back into his wallet, took his hat from the
table, carefully smoothed the nap with his forearm and departed.
Thuillier had been led by Cerizet into what proved to be a most disastrous campaign. Now become the
humble servant of la Peyrade, he was forced to accept his conditions, which were as follows: five hundred
francs a month for la Peyrade's services in general; his editorship of the paper to be paid at the rate of fifty
francs a column,which was simply enormous, considering the small size of the sheet; a binding pledge to
continue the publication of the paper for six months, under pain of the forfeiture of fifteen thousand francs; an
absolute omnipotence in the duties of editorinchief,that is to say, the sovereign right of inserting,
controlling, and rejecting all articles without being called to explain the reasons of his actions, such were
the stipulations of a treaty in duplicate made openly, "in good faith," between the contracting parties. BUT, in
virtue of another and secret agreement, Thuillier gave security for the payment of the twentyfive thousand
francs for which la Peyrade was accountable to Madame Lambert, binding the said Sieur de la Peyrade, in
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case the payment were required before his marriage with Celeste Colleville could take place, to acknowledge
the receipt of said sum advanced upon the dowry.
Matters being thus arranged and accepted by the candidate, who saw no chance of election if he lost la
Peyrade, Thuillier was seized with a happy thought. He went to the CirqueOlympique, where he
remembered to have seen in the ticketoffice a former employee in his office at the ministry of Finance,a
man named Fleury; to whom he proposed the post of manager. Fleury, being an old soldier, a good shot, and
a skilful fencer, would certainly make himself an object of respect in a newspaper office. The workingstaff
of the paper being thus reconstituted, with the exception of a few coeditors or reporters to be added later,
but whom la Peyrade, thanks to the facility of his pen, was able for the present to do without, the first number
of the new paper was launched upon the world.
Thuillier now recommenced the explorations about Paris which we saw him make on the publication of his
pamphlet. Entering all reading rooms and cafes, he asked for the "Echo de la Bievre," and when informed,
alas, very frequently, that the paper was unknown in this or that establishment, "It is incredible!" he would
exclaim, "that a house which respects itself does not take such a widely known paper."
On that, he departed disdainfully, not observing that in many places, where this ancient trick of commercial
travellers was well understood, they were laughing behind his back.
The evening of the day when the inauguration number containing the "profession of faith" appeared,
Brigitte's salon, although the day was not Sunday, was filled with visitors. Reconciled to la Peyrade, whom
her brother had brought home to dinner, the old maid went so far as to tell him that, without flattery, she
thought his leading article was a famous HIT. For that matter, all the guests as they arrived, reported that the
public seemed enchanted with the first number of the new journal.
The public! everybody knows what that is. To every man who launches a bit of writing into the world, the
public consists of five or six intimates who cannot, without offending the author, avoid knowing something
more or less of his lucubrations.
"As for me!" cried Colleville, "I can truthfully declare that it is the first political article I ever read that didn't
send me to sleep."
"It is certain," said Phellion, "that the leading article seems to me to be stamped with vigor joined to an
atticism which we may seek in vain in the columns of the other public prints."
"Yes," said Dutocq, "the matter is very well presented; and besides, there's a turn of phrase, a clever diction,
that doesn't belong to everybody. However, we must wait and see how it keeps on. I fancy that tomorrow
the 'Echo de la Bievre' will be strongly attacked by the other papers."
"Parbleu!" cried Thuillier, "that's what we are hoping for; and if the government would only do us the favor
to seize us"
"No, thank you," said Fleury, whom Thuillier had also brought home to dinner, "I don't want to enter upon
those functions at first."
"Seized!" said Dutocq, "oh, you won't be seized; but I think the ministerial journals will fire a broadside at
you."
The next day Thuillier was at the office as early as eight o'clock, in order to be the first to receive that
formidable salvo. After looking through every morning paper he was forced to admit that there was no more
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mention of the "Echo de la Bievre" than if it didn't exist. When la Peyrade arrived he found his unhappy
friend in a state of consternation.
"Does that surprise you?" said the Provencal, tranquilly. "I let you enjoy yesterday your hopes of a hot
engagement with the press; but I knew myself that in all probability there wouldn't be the slightest mention of
us in today's papers. Against every paper which makes its debut with some distinction, there's always a two
weeks', sometimes a two months' conspiracy of silence."
"Conspiracy of silence!" echoed Thuillier, with admiration.
He did not know what it meant, but the words had a grandeur and a SOMETHING that appealed to his
imagination. After la Peyrade had explained to him that by "conspiracy of silence" was meant the agreement
of existing journals to make no mention of newcomers lest such notice should serve to advertise them,
Thuillier's mind was hardly better satisfied than it had been by the pompous flow of the words. The bourgeois
is born so; words are coins which he takes and passes without question. For a word, he will excite himself or
calm down, insult or applaud. With a word, he can be brought to make a revolution and overturn a
government of his own choice.
The paper, however, was only a means; the object was Thuillier's election. This was insinuated rather than
stated in the first numbers. But one morning, in the columns of the "Echo," appeared a letter from several
electors thanking their delegate to the municipal council for the firm and frankly liberal attitude in which he
had taken on all questions of local interests. "This firmness," said the letter, "had brought down upon him the
persecution of the government, which, towed at the heels of foreigners, had sacrificed Poland and sold itself
to England. The arrondissement needed a man of such tried convictions to represent it in the Chamber,a
man holding high and firm the banner of dynastic opposition, a man who would be, by the mere signification
of his name, a stern lesson given to the authorities."
Enforced by an able commentary from la Peyrade, this letter was signed by Barbet and Metivier and all
Brigitte's tradesmen (whom, in view of the election she had continued to employ since her emigration); also
by the family doctor and apothecary, and by Thuillier's builder, and Barniol, Phellion's soninlaw, who
professed to hold rather "advanced" political opinions. As for Phellion himself, he thought the wording of the
letter not altogether circumspect, andalways without fear as without reproachhowever much he might
expect that this refusal would injure his son in his dearest interests, he bravely refrained from signing it.
This trial kite had the happiest effect. The ten or a dozen names thus put forward were considered to express
the will of the electors and were called "the voice of the quarter." Thus Thuillier's candidacy made from the
start such rapid progress that Minard hesitated to put his own claims in opposition.
Delighted now with the course of events, Brigitte was the first to say that the time had come to attend to the
marriage, and Thuillier was all the more ready to agree because, from day to day, he feared he might be
called upon to pay the twentyfive thousand francs to Madame Lambert for which he had pledged himself. A
thorough explanation now took place between la Peyrade and the old maid. She told him honestly of the fear
she felt as to the maintenance of her sovereign authority when a SONINLAW of his mind and character
was established in the household.
"If we," she ended by saying, "are to oppose each other for the rest of our days, it would be much better, from
the beginning, to make two households; we shouldn't be the less friends for that."
La Peyrade replied that nothing under the sun would induce him to consent to such a plan; on the contrary, he
regarded as amongst his happiest prospects for the future the security he should feel about the wise
management of the material affairs of the home in such hands as hers. He should have enough to do in the
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management of outside interests, and he could not comprehend, for his part, how she could suppose he had
ever had the thought of interfering in matters that were absolutely out of his province. In short, he reassured
her so completely that she urged him to take immediate steps for the publication of the banns and the
signature of the marriage contract, declaring that she reserved to herself all the preparations relating to
Celeste, whose acceptance of this sudden conclusion she pledged herself to secure.
"My dear child," she said to Celeste the next morning, "I think you have given up all idea of being Felix
Phellion's wife. In the first place, he is more of an atheist than ever, and, besides, you must have noticed
yourself that his mind is quite shaky. You have seen at Madame Minard's that Madame Marmus, who
married a savant, officer of the Legion of honor, and member of the Institute. There's not a more unhappy
woman; her husband has taken her to live behind the Luxembourg, in the rue DuguayTrouin, a street that is
neither paved nor lighted. When he goes out, he doesn't know where he is going; he gets to the Champ de
Mars when he wants to go to the Faubourg Poissoniere; he isn't even capable of giving his address to the
driver of a street cab; and he is so absentminded he couldn't tell if it were before dinner or after. You can
imagine what sort of time a woman must have with a man whose nose is always at a telescope snuffing stars."
"But Felix," said Celeste, "is not as absentminded as that."
"Of course not, because he is younger; but with years his absent mindedness and his atheism will both
increase. We have therefore decided that he is not the husband you want, and we all, your mother, father,
Thuillier and myself, have determined that you shall take la Peyrade, a man of the world, who will make his
way, and one who has done us great services in the past, and who will, moreover, make your godfather
deputy. We are disposed to give you, in consideration of him, a much larger 'dot' than we should give to any
other husband. So, my dear, it is settled; the banns are to be published immediately, and this day week we
sign the contract. There's to be a great dinner for the family and intimates, and after that a reception, at which
the contract will be signed and your trousseau and corbeille exhibited. As I take all that into my own hands
I'll answer for it that everything shall be of the best kind; especially if you are not babyish, and give in
pleasantly to our ideas."
"But, aunt Brigitte," began Celeste, timidly.
"There's no 'but,' in the matter," said the old maid, imperiously; "it is all arranged, and will be carried out,
unless, mademoiselle, you pretend to have more wisdom than your elders."
"I will do as you choose, aunt," replied Celeste, feeling as if a thundercloud had burst upon her head, and
knowing but too well that she had no power to struggle against the iron will which had just pronounced her
doom.
She went at once to pour her sorrows into Madame Thuillier's soul; but when she heard her godmother
advising patience and resignation the poor child felt that from that feeble quarter she could get no help for
even the slightest effort of resistance, and that her sacrifice was virtually accomplished.
Precipitating herself with a sort of frenzy into the new element of activity thus introduced into her life,
Brigitte took the field in the making of the trousseau and the purchase of the corbeille. Like many misers,
who on great occasions come out of their habits and their nature, the old maid now thought nothing too good
for her purpose; and she flung her money about so lavishly that until the day appointed for the signing of the
contract, the jeweller, dressmaker, milliner, lingere, etc. (all chosen from the best establishments in Paris),
seemed to occupy the house.
"It is like a procession," said Josephine, the cook, admiringly, to Francoise, the Minards' maid; "the bell never
stops ringing from morning till night."
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CHAPTER XII. A STAR
The dinner on the great occasion was ordered from Chabot and Potel, and not from Chevet, by which act
Brigitte intended to prove her initiative and her emancipation from the late Madame de Godollo. The invited
guests were as follows: three Collevilles, including the bride, la Peyrade the groom, Dutocq and Fleury,
whom he had asked to be his witnesses, the extremely limited number of his relatives leaving him no choice,
Minard and Rabourdin, chosen as witnesses for Celeste, Madame and Mademoiselle Minard and Minard
junior, two of Thuillier's colleagues in the Councilgeneral; the notary Dupuis, charged with the duty of
drawing up the contract, and lastly, the Abbe Gondrin, director of the consciences of Madame Thuillier and
Celeste, who was to give the nuptial blessing.
The latter was the former vicar of SaintJacques du HautPas, whose great refinement of manner and gift of
preaching had induced the archbishop to remove him from the humble parish where his career had begun to
the aristocratic church of the Madeleine. Since Madame Thuillier and Celeste had again become his
parishioners, the young abbe visited them occasionally, and Thuillier, who had gone to him to explain, after
his own fashion, the suitableness of the choice made for Celeste in the person of la Peyrade (taking pains as
he did so to cast reflections on the religious opinions of Felix Phellion), had easily led him to contribute by
his persuasive words to the resignation of the victim.
When the time came to sit down to table three guests were missing, two Minards, father and son, and the
notary Dupuis. The latter had written a note to Thuillier in the morning, excusing himself from the dinner, but
saying that at nine o'clock precisely he would bring the contract and place himself at the orders of
Mademoiselle Thuillier. As for Julien Minard, his mother excused him as being confined to his room with a
sorethroat. The absence of Minard senior remained unexplained, but Madame Minard insisted that they
should sit down to table without him; which was done, Brigitte ordering that the soup be kept hot for him,
because in the bourgeois code of manners and customs a dinner without soup is no dinner at all.
The repast was far from gay, and though the fare was better, the vivacity and the warmth of the conversation
was far, indeed, from that of the famous improvised banquet at the time of the election to the
Councilgeneral. The gaps occasioned by the absence of three guests may have been one reason; then Flavie
was glum; she had had an interview with la Peyrade in the afternoon which ended in tears; Celeste, even if
she had been content with the choice imposed on her, would scarcely, as a matter of propriety, have seemed
joyful; in fact, she made no effort to brighten a sad face, and dared not look at her godmother, whose own
countenance gave the impression, if we may so express it, of the long bleating of a sheep. The poor girl
seeing this feared to exchange a look with her lest she might drive her to tears. Thuillier now felt himself, on
all sides, of such importance that he was pompous and consequential; while Brigitte, uneasy out of her own
world, where she could lord it over every one without competition, seemed constrained and embarrassed.
Colleville tried by a few jovialities to raise the temperature of the assemblage; but the coarse salt of his
witticisms had an effect, in the atmosphere in which he produced them, of a loud laugh in a sick chamber;
and a mute intimation from his wife, Thuillier, and la Peyrade to BEHAVE HIMSELF put a stopper on his
liveliness and turbulent expansion. It was somewhat remarkable that the gravest member of the party, aided
by Rabourdin, was the person who finally warmed up the atmosphere. The Abbe Gondrin, a man of a most
refined and cultivated mind, had, like every pure and wellordered soul, a fund of gentle gaiety which he was
well able to communicate, and liveliness was beginning to dawn upon the party when Minard entered the
room.
After making his excuses on the ground of important duties, the mayor of the eleventh arrondissement, who
was in the habit of taking the lead in the conversation wherever he went, said, having swallowed a few hasty
mouthfuls:
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"Messieurs and mesdames, have you heard the great news?"
"No, what is it?" cried several voices at once.
"The Academy of Sciences received, today, at its afternoon session, the announcement of a vast discovery:
the heavens possess a new star!"
"Tiens!" said Colleville; "that will help to replace the one that Beranger thought was lost when he grieved (to
that air of 'Octavie') over Chateaubriand's departure: 'Chateaubriand, why fly thy land?'"
This quotation, which he sang, exasperated Flavie, and if the custom had been for wives to sit next to their
husbands, the former clarionet of the OperaComique would not have escaped with a mere "Colleville!"
imperiously calling him to order.
"The point which gives this great astronomical event a special interest on this occasion," continued Minard,
"is that the author of the discovery is a denizen of the twelfth arrondissement, which many of you still
inhabit, or have inhabited. But other points are striking in this great scientific fact. The Academy, on the
reading of the communication which announced it, was so convinced of the existence of this star that a
deputation was appointed to visit the domicile of the modern Galileo and compliment him in the name of the
whole body. And yet this star is not visible to either the eye or the telescope! It is only by the power of
calculation and induction that its existence and the place it occupies in the heavens have been proved in the
most irrefutable manner: 'There MUST be THERE a hitherto unknown star; I cannot see it, but I am sure of
it,'that is what this man of science said to the Academy, whom he instantly convinced by his deductions.
And do you know, messieurs, who is this Christopher Columbus of a new celestial world? An old man,
twothirds blind, who has scarcely eyes enough to walk in the street."
"Wonderful! Marvellous! Admirable!" came from all sides.
"What is the name of this learned man?" asked several voices.
"Monsieur Picot, or, if you prefer it, pere Picot, for that is how they call him in the rue du ValdeGrace,
where he lives. He is simply an old professor of mathematics, who has turned out several very fine
pupils,by the bye, Felix Phellion, whom we all know, studied under him, and it was he who read, on behalf
of his blind old master, the communication to the Academy this afternoon."
Hearing that name, and remembering the promise Felix had made her to lift her to the skies, which, as he said
it, she had fancied a sign of madness, Celeste looked at Madame Thuillier, whose face had taken a sudden
glow of animation, and seemed to say to her, "Courage, my child! all is not lost."
"My dear Theodose," said Thuillier, "Felix is coming here tonight; you must take him aside and get him to
give you a copy of that communication; it would be a fine stroke of fortune for the 'Echo' to be the first to
publish it."
"Yes," said Minard, assuming the answer, "that would do good service to the public, for the affair is going to
make a great noise. The committee, not finding Monsieur Picot at home, went straight to the Minister of
Public Instruction; and the minister flew to the Tuileries and saw the King; and the 'Messager' came out this
eveningstrange to say, so early that I could read it in my carriage as I drove along with an
announcement that Monsieur Picot is named Chevalier of the Legion of honor, with a pension of eighteen
hundred francs from the fund devoted to the encouragement of science and letters."
"Well," said Thuillier, "there's one cross at least well bestowed."
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"But eighteen hundred francs for the pension seems to me rather paltry," said Dutocq.
"So it does," said Thuillier, "and all the more because that money comes from the taxpayers; and, when one
sees the taxes, as we do, frittered away on court favorites"
"Eighteen hundred francs a year," interrupted Minard, "is certainly something, especially for savants, a class
of people who are accustomed to live on very little."
"I think I have heard," said la Peyrade, "that this very Monsieur Picot leads a strange life, and that his family,
who at first wanted to shut him up as a lunatic, are now trying to have guardians appointed over him. They
say he allows a servantwoman who keeps his house to rob him of all he has. Parbleu! Thuillier, you know
her; it is that woman who came to the office the other day about some money in Dupuis's hands."
"Yes, yes, true," said Thuillier, significantly; "you are right, I do know her."
"It is queer," said Brigitte, seeing a chance to enforce the argument she had used to Celeste, "that all these
learned men are good for nothing outside of their science; in their homes they have to be treated like
children."
"That proves," said the Abbe Gondrin, "the great absorption which their studies give to their minds, and, at
the same time, a simplicity of nature which is very touching."
"When they are not as obstinate as mules," said Brigitte, hastily. "For myself, monsieur l'abbe, I must say that
if I had had any idea of marriage, a savant wouldn't have suited me at all. What do they do, these savants,
anyhow? Useless things most of the time. You are all admiring one who has discovered a star; but as long as
we are in this world what good is that to us? For all the use we make of stars it seems to me we have got
enough of them as it is."
"Bravo, Brigitte!" said Colleville, getting loose again; "you are right, my girl, and I think, as you do, that the
man who discovers a new dish deserves better of humanity."
"Colleville," said Flavie, "I must say that your style of behavior is in the worst taste."
"My dear lady," said the Abbe Gondrin, addressing Brigitte, "you might be right if we were formed of matter
only; and if, bound to our body, there were not a soul with instincts and appetites that must be satisfied. Well,
I think that this sense of the infinite which is within us, and which we all try to satisfy each in our own way,
is marvellously well helped by the labors of astronomy, that reveal to us from time to time new worlds which
the hand of the Creator has put into space. The infinite in you has taken another course; this passion for the
comfort of those about you, this warm, devoted, ardent affection which you feel for your brother, are equally
the manifestation of aspirations which have nothing material about them, and which, in seeking their end and
object, never think of asking, 'What good does that do? what is the use of this?' Besides, I must assure you
that the stars are not as useless as you seem to think. Without them how would navigators cross the sea? They
would be puzzled to get you the vanilla with which you have flavored the delicious cream I am now eating.
So, as Monsieur Colleville has perceived, there is more affinity than you think between a dish and a star; no
one should be despised,neither an astronomer nor a good housekeeper"
The abbe was here interrupted by the noise of a lively altercation in the antechamber.
"I tell you that I will go in," said a loud voice.
"No, monsieur, you shall not go in," said another voice, that of the manservant. "The company are at table, I
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tell you, and nobody has the right to force himself in."
Thuillier turned pale; ever since the seizure of his pamphlet, he fancied all sudden arrivals meant the coming
of the police.
Among the various social rules imparted to Brigitte by Madame de Godollo, the one that most needed
repeating was the injunction never, as mistress of the house, to rise from the table until she gave the signal for
retiring. But present circumstances appeared to warrant the infraction of the rule.
"I'll go and see what it is," she said to Thuillier, whose anxiety she noticed at once. "What IS the matter?" she
said to the servant as soon as she reached the scene of action.
"Here's a gentleman who wants to come in, and says that no one is ever dining at eight o'clock at night."
"But who are you, monsieur?" said Brigitte, addressing an old man very oddly dressed, whose eyes were
protected by a green shade.
"Madame, I am neither a beggar nor a vagabond," replied the old man, in stentorian tones; "my name is Picot,
professor of mathematics."
"Rue du ValdeGrace?" asked Brigitte.
"Yes, madame,No. 9, next to the printshop."
"Come in, monsieur, come in; we shall be only too happy to receive you," cried Thuillier, who, on hearing
the name, had hurried out to meet the savant.
"Hein! you scamp," said the learned man, turning upon the manservant, who had retired, seeing that the
matter was being settled amicably, "I told you I should get in."
Pere Picot was a tall old man, with an angular, stern face, who, despite the corrective of a blond wig with
heavy curls, and that of the pacific green shade we have already mentioned, expressed on his large features,
upon which the fury of study had produced a surface of leaden pallor, a snappish and quarrelsome
disposition. Of this he had already given proof before entering the diningroom, where every one now rose to
receive him.
His costume consisted of a huge frockcoat, something between a paletot and a dressinggown, between
which an immense waistcoat of irongray cloth, fastened from the throat to the pit of the stomach with two
rows of buttons, hussar fashion, formed a sort of buckler. The trousers, though October was nearing its close,
were made of black lasting, and gave testimony to long service by the projection of a darn on the otherwise
polished surface covering the knees, the polish being produced by the rubbing of the hands upon those parts.
But, in broad daylight, the feature of the old savant's appearance which struck the eye most vividly was a pair
of Patagonian feet, imprisoned in slippers of beaver cloth, the which, moulded upon the mountainous
elevations of gigantic bunions, made the spectator think, involuntarily, of the back of a dromedary or an
advanced case of elephantiasis.
Once installed in a chair which was hastily brought for him, and the company having returned to their places
at table, the old man suddenly burst out in thundering tones, amid the silence created by curiosity:
"Where is he,that rogue, that scamp? Let him show himself; let him dare to speak to me!"
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"Who is it that offends you, my dear monsieur?" said Thuillier, in conciliating accents, in which there was a
slight tone of patronage.
"A scamp whom I couldn't find in his own home, and they told me he was here, in this house. I'm in the
apartment, I think, of Monsieur Thuillier of the Councilgeneral, place de la Madeleine, first story above the
entresol?"
"Precisely," said Thuillier; "and allow me to add, monsieur, that you are surrounded with the respect and
sympathy of all."
"And you will doubtless permit me to add," said Minard, "that the mayor of the arrondissement adjoining that
which you inhabit congratulates himself on being here in presence of Monsieur Picot, THE Monsieur
Picot, no doubt, who has just immortalized his name by the discovery of a star!"
"Yes, monsieur," replied the professor, elevating to a still higher pitch the stentorian diapason of his voice, "I
am Picot (Nepomucene), but I have not discovered a star; I don't concern myself with any such fiddlefaddle;
besides, my eyes are very weak; and that insolent young fellow I have come here to find is making me
ridiculous with such talk. I don't see him here; he is hiding himself, I know; he dares not look me in the face."
"Who is this person who annoys you?" asked several voices at once.
"An unnatural pupil of mine," replied the old mathematician; "a scamp, but full of ideas; his name is Felix
Phellion."
The name was received, as may well be imagined, with amazement. Finding the situation amusing, Colleville
and la Peyrade went off into fits of laughter.
"You laugh, fools!" cried the irate old man, rising. "Yes, come and laugh within reach of my arm."
So saying, he brandished a thick stick with a white china handle, which he used to guide himself, thereby
nearly knocking over a candelabrum on the dinnertable upon Madame Minard's head.
"You are mistaken, monsieur," cried Brigitte, springing forward and seizing his arm. "Monsieur Felix is not
here. He will probably come later to a reception we are about to give; but at present he has not arrived."
"They don't begin early, your receptions," said the old man; "it is past eight o'clock. Well, as Monsieur Felix
is coming later, you must allow me to wait for him. I believe you were eating your dinners; don't let me
disturb you."
And he went back peaceably to his chair.
"As you permit it, monsieur," said Brigitte, "we will continue, or, I should say, finish dinner, for we are now
at the dessert. May I offer you anything,a glass of champagne and a biscuit?"
"I am very willing, madame," replied the intruder. "No one ever refuses champagne, and I am always ready to
eat between my meals; but you dine very late."
A place was made for him at table between Colleville and Mademoiselle Minard, and the former made it his
business to fill the glass of his new neighbor, before whom was placed a dish of small cakes.
"Monsieur," said la Peyrade in a cajoling tone, "you saw how surprised we were to hear you complain of
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Monsieur Felix Phellion,so amiable, so inoffensive a young man. What has he done to you, that you
should feel so angry with him?"
With his mouth full of cakes, which he was engulfing in quantities that made Brigitte uneasy, the professor
made a sign that he would soon answer; then, having mistaken his glass and swallowed the contents of
Colleville's, he replied:
"You ask what that insolent young man had done to me? A rascally thing; and not the first, either. He knows
that I cannot abide stars, having very good reason to hate them, as you shall hear: In 1807, being attached to
the Bureau of Longitudes, I was part of the scientific expedition sent to Spain, under the direction of my
friend and colleague, JeanBaptiste Biot, to determine the arc of the terrestrial meridian from Barcelona to
the Balearic isles. I was just in the act of observing a star (perhaps the very one my rascally pupil has
discovered), when suddenly, war having broken out between France and Spain, the peasants, seeing me
perched with a telescope on Monte Galazzo, took it into their heads that I was making signals to the enemy.
A mob of savages broke my instruments, and talked of stringing me up. They were just going to do it, when
the captain of a vessel took me prisoner and thrust me into the citadel of Belver, where I spent three years in
the harshest captivity. Since them, as you may well believe, I loathe the whole celestial system; though I was,
without knowing it, the first to observe the famous comet of 1811; but I should have taken care not to say a
word about it if it had not been for Monsieur Flauguergues, who announced it. Like all my pupils, Phellion
knows my aversion to stars, and he knew very well the worst trick he could play me would be to saddle one
on my back; and that deputation that came to play the farce of congratulating me was mighty lucky not to
find me at home, for if they had, I can assure those gentlemen of the Academy, they would have had a hot
reception."
Everybody present thought the old mathematician's monomania quite delightful, except la Peyrade, who now,
in perceiving Felix Phellion's part in the affair, regretted deeply having caused the explanation.
"And yet, Monsieur Picot," said Minard, "if Felix Phellion is only guilty of attributing his discovery to you, it
seems to me that his indiscreet behavior has resulted in a certain compensation to you: the cross of the Legion
of honor, a pension, and the glory attached to your name are not to be despised."
"The cross and the pension I take," said the old man, emptying his glass, which, to Brigitte's terror, he set
down upon the table with a force that threatened to smash it. "The government has owed them to me these
twenty years; not for the discovery of stars,things that I have always despised,but for my famous
'Treatise on Differential Logarithms' (Kepler thought proper to call them monologarithms), which is a sequel
to the tables of Napier; also for my 'Postulatum' of Euclid, of which I was the first to discover the solution;
but above all, for my 'Theory of Perpetual Motion,'four volumes in quarto with plates; Paris, 1825. You
see, therefore, monsieur, that to give me glory is bringing water to the Seine. I had so little need of Monsieur
Felix Phellion to make me a position in the scientific world that I turned him out of my house long ago."
"Then it isn't the first star," said Colleville, flippantly, "that he dared to put upon you?"
"He did worse than that," roared the old man; "he ruined my reputation, he tarnished my name. My 'Theory of
Perpetual Motion,' the printing of which cost me every penny I owned, though it ought to have been printed
gratis at the Royal Printingoffice, was calculated to make my fortune and render me immortal. Well, that
miserable Felix prevented it. From time to time, pretending to bring messages from my editor, he would say,
the young sycophant, 'Papa Picot, your book is selling finely; here's five hundred francstwo hundred
francsand once it was two thousandwhich your publisher charged me to give you.' This thing went on
for years, and my publisher, who had the baseness to enter into the plot, would say to me, when I went to the
shop: 'Yes, yes, it doesn't do badly, it BUBBLES, that book; we shall soon be at the end of this edition.' I,
who didn't suggest anything, I pocketed my money, and thought to myself: 'My book is liked, little by little
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its ideas are making their way; I may now expect, from day to day, that some great capitalist will come to me
and propose to apply my system'"
"of 'Absorption of Liquids'?" asked Colleville, who had been steadily filling the old fellow's glass.
"No, monsieur, my 'Theory of Perpetual Motion,' 4 vols. in quarto with plates. But no! days, weeks went by
and nobody came; so, thinking that my publisher did not put all the energy he should into the matter, I tried to
sell the second edition to another man. It was that, monsieur, that enabled me to discover the whole plot, on
which, as I said before, I turned that serpent out of my house. In six years only nine copies had been sold!
Kept quiet in false security I had done nothing for the propagation of my book, which had been left to take
care of itself; and thus it was that I, victim of black and wicked jealousy, was shamefully despoiled of the
value of my labors."
"But," said Minard, making himself the mouthpiece of the thoughts of the company, "may we not see in that
act a manner as ingenious as it was delicate to"
"To give me alms! is that what you mean?" interrupted the old man, with a roar that made Mademoiselle
Minard jump in her chair; "to humiliate me, dishonor meme, his old professor! Am I in need of charity?
Has Picot (Nepomucene), to whom his wife brought a dowry of one hundred thousand francs, ever stretched
out his palm to any one? But in these days nothing is respected. Old fellows, as they call us, our religion and
our good faith is taken advantage of so that these youths may say to the public: 'Old drivellers, don't you see
now they are good for nothing? It needs US, the young generation, US, the moderns, US, Young France, to
bring them up on a bottle.' Young greenhorn! let me see YOU try to feed ME! Old drivellers know more in
their little finger than you in your whole brain, and you'll never be worth us, paltry little intriguer that you
are! However, I know my day of vengeance will come; that young Phellion can't help ending badly; what he
did today, reading a statement to the Academy, under my name, was forgery, forgery! and the law will send
him to the galleys for that."
"True," said Colleville, "forgery of a public star."
Brigitte, who quaked for her glasses, and whose nerves were exacerbated by the monstrous consumption of
cakes and wine, now gave the signal to return to the salon. Besides, she had heard the door bell ring several
times, announcing the arrival of guests for the evening. The question then was how to transplant the
professor, and Colleville politely offered him his arm.
"No, monsieur," he said, "you must allow me to stay where I am. I am not dressed for a party, and besides, a
strong light hurts my eyes. Moreover, I don't choose to give myself as a spectacle; it will be best that my
interview with Felix Phellion should take place between 'foureyes,' as they say."
"Well, let him alone, then," said Brigitte to Colleville.
No one insisted,the old man having, unconsciously, pretty nigh discrowned himself in the opinion of the
company. But before leaving, the careful housewife removed everything that was at all fragile from his reach;
then, by way of a slight attention, she said:
"Shall I send you some coffee?"
"I'll take it, madame," responded pere Picot, "and some cognac with it."
"Oh! parbleu! he takes everything," said Brigitte to the male domestic, and she told the latter to keep an eye
on the old madman.
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When Brigitte returned to the salon she found that the Abbe Gondrin had become the centre of a great circle
formed by nearly the whole company, and as she approached, she heard him say:
"I thank Heaven for bestowing upon me such a pleasure. I have never felt an emotion like that aroused by the
scene we have just witnessed; even the rather burlesque form of this confidence, which was certainly very
artless, for it was quite involuntary, only adds to the honor of the surprising generosity it revealed. Placed as I
am by my ministry in the way of knowing of many charities, and often either the witness or intermediary of
good actions, I think I never in my life have met with a more touching or a more ingenious devotion. To keep
the left hand ignorant of what the right hand does is a great step in Christianity; but to go so far as to rob one's
self of one's own fame to benefit another under such conditions is the gospel applied in its highest precepts; it
is being more than a Sister of Charity; it is doing the work of an apostle of beneficence. How I should like to
know that noble young man, and shake him by the hand."
With her arm slipped through that of her godmother, Celeste was standing very near the priest, her ears intent
upon his words, her arm pressing tighter and tighter that of Madame Thuillier, as the abbe analyzed the
generous action of Felix Phellion, until at last she whispered under her breath:
"You hear, godmother, you hear!"
To destroy the inevitable effect which this hearty praise would surely have on Celeste, Thuillier hastened to
say:
"Unfortunately, Monsieur l'abbe, the young man of whom you speak so warmly is not altogether unknown to
you. I have had occasion to tell you about him, and to regret that it was not possible to follow out certain
plans which we once entertained for him; I allude to the very compromising independence he affects in his
religious opinions."
"Ah! is that the young man?" said the abbe; "you surprise me much; I must say such an idea would never
have crossed my mind."
"You will see him presently, Monsieur l'abbe," said la Peyrade, joining in the conversation, "and if you
question him on certain grounds you will have no difficulty in discovering the ravages that a love of science
can commit in the most gifted souls."
"I am afraid I shall not see him," said the abbe, "as my black gown would be out of place in the midst of the
more earthly gaiety that will soon fill this salon. But I know, Monsieur de la Peyrade, that you are a man of
sincerely pious convictions, and as, without any doubt, you feel as much interest in the young man's welfare
as I do myself, I shall say to you in parting: Do not be uneasy about him; sooner or later, such choice souls
come back to us, and if the return of these prodigals should be long delayed I should not fear, on seeing them
go to God, that His infinite mercy would fail them."
So saying, the abbe looked about to find his hat, and proceeded to slip quietly away.
Suddenly a fearful uproar was heard. Rushing into the diningroom, whence came a sound of furniture
overturned and glasses breaking, Brigitte found Colleville occupied in adjusting his cravat and looking
himself over to be sure that his coat, cruelly pulled awry, bore no signs of being actually torn.
"What is the matter?" cried Brigitte.
"It is that old idiot," replied Colleville, "who is in a fury. I came to take my coffee with him, just to keep him
company, and he took a joke amiss, and collared me, and knocked over two chairs and a tray of glasses
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because Josephine didn't get out of his way in time."
"It is all because you've been teasing him," said Brigitte, crossly; "why couldn't you stay in the salon instead
of coming here to play your jokes, as you call them? You think you are still in the orchestra of the
OperaComique."
This sharp rebuke delivered, Brigitte, like the resolute woman that she was, saw that she absolutely must get
rid of the ferocious old man who threatened her household with flames and blood. Accordingly, she
approached pere Picot, who was tranquilly engaged in burning brandy in his saucer.
"Monsieur," she said, at the top of her lungs, as if she were speaking to a deaf person (evidently thinking that
a blind one ought to be treated in the same manner), "I have come to tell you something that may annoy you.
Monsieur and Madame Phellion have just arrived, and they inform me that their son, Monsieur Felix, is not
coming. He has a cold and a sorethroat."
"Then he got it this afternoon reading that lecture," cried the professor, joyfully. "That's justice!Madame,
where do you get your brandy?"
"Why, at my grocer's," replied Brigitte, taken aback by the question.
"Well, madame, I ought to tell you that in a house where one can drink such excellent champagne, which
reminds me of that we used to quaff at the table of Monsieur de Fontanes, grandmaster of the University, it
is shameful to keep such brandy. I tell you, with the frankness I put into everything, that it is good only to
wash your horses' feet, and if I had not the resource of burning it"
"He is the devil in person," thought Brigitte; "not a word of excuse about all that glass, but he must needs fall
foul of my brandy too! Monsieur," she resumed, in the same raised diapason, "as Monsieur Felix is not
coming, don't you think your family will be uneasy at your absence?"
"Family? I haven't any, madame, owing to the fact that they want to make me out a lunatic. But I have a
housekeeper, Madame Lambert, and I dare say she will be surprised not to see me home by this time. I think I
had better go now; if I stay later, the scene might be more violent. But I must own that in this strange quarter
I am not sure if I can find my way."
"Then take a carriage."
"Carriage here, carriage there, indeed! my spiteful relations wouldn't lose the chance of calling me a
spendthrift."
"I have an important message to send into your quarter," said Brigitte, seeing she must resolve to make the
sacrifice, "and I have just told my porter to take a cab and attend to it. If you would like to take advantage of
that convenience"
"I accept it, madame," said the old professor, rising; "and, if it comes to the worst, I hope you will testify
before the judge that I was niggardly about a cab."
"Henri," said Brigitte to the manservant, "take monsieur down to the porter and tell him to do the errand I
told him about just now, and to take monsieur to his own door, and be very careful of him."
"Careful of him!" echoed the old man. "Do you take me for a trunk, madame, or a bit of cracked china?"
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Seeing that she had got her man fairly to the door, Brigitte allowed herself to turn upon him.
"What I say, monsieur, is for your good. You must allow me to observe that you have not an agreeable
nature."
"Careful of him! careful of him!" repeated the old man. "Don't you know, madame, that by the use of such
words you may get people put into lunatic asylums? However, I will not reply rudely to the polite hospitality
I have received,all the more because, I think, I have put Monsieur Felix, who missed me intentionally, in
his right place."
"Go, go, go, you old brute!" cried Brigitte, slamming the door behind him.
Before returning to the salon she was obliged to drink a whole glassful of water, the restraint she had been
forced to put upon herself in order to get rid of this troublesome guest having, to use her own expression, "put
her all about."
CHAPTER XIII. THE MAN WHO THINKS THE STAR TOO BRIGHT
The next morning Minard paid a visit to Phellion in his study. The great citizen and his son Felix were at that
moment engaged in a conversation which seemed to have some unusual interest for them.
"My dear Felix," cried the mayor of the eleventh arrondissement, offering his hand warmly to the young
professor, "it is you who bring me here this morning; I have come to offer you my congratulations."
"What has occurred?" asked Phellion. "Have the Thuilliers"
"It has nothing to do with the Thuilliers," interrupted the mayor. "But," he added, looking hard at Felix, "can
that sly fellow have concealed the thing even from you?"
"I do not think," said Phellion, "that ever, in his life, has my son concealed a thing from me."
"Then you know about the sublime astronomical discovery which he communicated to the Academy of
Sciences yesterday?"
"Your kindness for me, Monsieur le maire," said Felix, hastily, "has led you astray; I was only the reader of
the communication."
"Oh! let me alone!" said Minard; "reader, indeed! I know all about it."
"But see," said Felix, offering Minard the "Constitutionnel," "here's the paper; not only does it announce that
Monsieur Picot is the maker of the discovery, but it mentions the rewards which, without losing a moment,
the government has bestowed upon him."
"Felix is right," said Phellion; "that journal is to be trusted. On this occasion I think the government has acted
very properly."
"But, my dear commander, I repeat to you that the truth of the affair has got wind, and your son is shown to
be a most admirable fellow. To put his own discovery to the credit of his old professor so as to obtain for him
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the recognition and favor of the authoritiesupon my word, in all antiquity I don't know a finer trait!"
"Felix!" said Phellion, beginning to show some emotion, "these immense labors to which you have devoted
so much time of late, these continual visits to the Observatory"
"But, father," interrupted Felix, "Monsieur Minard has been misinformed."
"Misinformed!" cried Minard, "when I know the whole affair from Monsieur Picot himself!"
At this argument, stated in a way to leave no possible doubt, the truth began to dawn upon Phellion.
"Felix, my son!" he said, rising to embrace him.
But he was obliged to sit down again; his legs refused to bear his weight; he turned pale; and that nature,
ordinarily so impassible, seemed about to give way under the shock of this happiness.
"My God!" said Felix, terrified, "he is ill; ring the bell, I entreat you, Monsieur Minard."
And he ran to the old man, loosened his cravat and unfastened the collar of his shirt, striking him in the palms
of his hands. But the sudden faintness was but momentary; almost immediately himself again, Phellion
gathered his son to his heart, and holding him long in his embrace, he said, in a voice broken by the tears that
came to put an end to this shock of joy:
"Felix, my noble son! so great in heart, so great in mind!"
The bell had been rung by Minard with magisterial force, and with such an accent that the whole household
was alarmed, and came running in.
"It is nothing, it is nothing," said Phellion to the servants, sending them away. But almost at the same
moment, seeing his wife, who now entered the room, he resumed his habitual solemnity.
"Madame Phellion," he said, pointing to Felix, "how many years is it since you brought that young man into
the world?"
Madame Phellion, bewildered by the question, hesitated a moment, and then said:
"Twentyfive years next January."
"Have you not thought, until now, that God had amply granted your maternal desires by making this child of
your womb an honest man, a pious son, and by gifting him for mathematics, that Science of sciences, with an
aptitude sufficiently remarkable?"
"I have," said Madame Phellion, understanding less and less what her husband was coming to.
"Well," continued Phellion, "you owe to God an additional thanksgiving, for He has granted that you be the
mother of a man of genius; his toil, which lately we rebuked, and which made us fear for the reason of our
child, was the waythe rough and jagged wayby which men come to fame."
"Ah ca!" cried Madame Phellion, "can't you stop coming yourself to an explanation of what you mean, and
get there?"
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"Your son," said Minard, cautious this time in measuring the joy he was about to bestow, fearing another
faintingfit of happiness, "has just made a very important scientific discovery."
"Is it true?" said Madame Phellion, going up to Felix, and taking him by both hands as she looked at him
lovingly.
"When I say important," continued Minard, "I am only sparing your maternal emotions; it is, in truth, a
sublime, a dazzling discovery. He is only twentyfive years old, but his name, from henceforth, is immortal."
"And this is the man," said Madame Phellion, half beside herself, and kissing Felix with effusion, "to whom
that la Peyrade is preferred!"
"No, not preferred, madame," said Minard, "for the Thuilliers are not the dupes of that adventurer. But he has
made himself necessary to them. Thuillier fancies that without la Peyrade he could not be elected; the
election is still doubtful, and they are sacrificing everything to it."
"But isn't it odious," cried Madame Phellion, "to consider such interests before the happiness of their child!"
"Ah!" said Minard, "but Celeste is not their child, only their adopted daughter."
"Brigitte's, if you like," said Madame Phellion; "but as for Thuillier"
"My good wife," said Phellion, "no censoriousness. The good God has just sent us a great consolation; and,
indeed, though certainly far advanced, this marriage, about which I regret to say Felix does not behave with
all the philosophy I could desire, may still not take place."
Seeing that Felix shook his head with a look of incredulity, Minard hastened to say:
"Yes, yes, the commander is quite right. Last night there was a hitch about signing the contract, and it was not
signed. You were not there, by the bye, and your absence was much remarked upon."
"We were invited," said Phellion, "and up to the last moment we hesitated whether to go or not. But, as you
will readily see, our position was a false one; besides, Felixand I see now it must have been in
consequence of his lecture at the Academywas completely worn out with fatigue and emotion. To present
ourselves without him would have seemed very singular; therefore we decided that it would be wisest and
best to absent ourselves."
The presence of the man whom he had just declared immortal did not deter Minard, when the occasion was
thus made for him, from plunging eagerly into one of the most precious joys of bourgeois existence, namely,
the retailing of gossip.
"Just imagine!" he began; "last night at the Thuilliers' the most extraordinary things took place, one after
another."
First he related the curious episode of pere Picot. Then he told of the hearty approbation given to Felix's
conduct by the Abbe Gondrin, and the desire the young preacher had expressed to meet him.
"I'll go and see him," said Felix; "do you know where he lives?"
"Rue de la Madeleine, No. 8," replied Minard. "But the great event of the evening was the spectacle of that
fine company assembled to listen to the marriagecontract, and waiting in expectation a whole hour for the
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notary, whonever came!"
"Then the contract is not signed?" said Felix, eagerly.
"Not even read, my friend. Suddenly some one came in and told Brigitte that the notary had started for
Brussels."
"Ah! no doubt," said Phellion, naively; "some very important business."
"Most important," replied Minard; "a little bankruptcy of five hundred thousand francs which the gentleman
leaves behind him."
"But who is this public officer," demanded Phellion, "so recreant, in this scandalous manner, to the sacred
duties of his calling?"
"Parbleu! your neighbor in the rue SaintJacques, the notary Dupuis."
"What!" said Madame Phellion, "that pious man? Why, he is churchwarden of the parish!"
"Eh! madame, those are the very ones," said Minard, "to run offthere are many precedents for that."
"But," said Phellion, "such news cast suddenly among the company must have fallen like a thunderbolt."
"Especially," said Minard, "as it was brought in the most unexpected and singular manner."
"Tell us all about it," said Madame Phellion, with animation.
"Well, it seems," continued Minard, "that this canting swindler had charge of the savings of a number of
servants, and that Monsieur de la Peyradebecause, you see, they are all of a clique, these pious
peoplewas in the habit of recruiting clients for him in that walk of life"
"I always said so!" interrupted Madame Phellion. "I knew that Provencal was no good at all."
"It seems," continued the mayor, "that he had placed in Dupuis's hands all the savings of an old housekeeper,
pious herself, amounting to a pretty little sum. Faith! I think myself it was worth some trouble. How much do
you suppose it was? Twentyfive thousand francs, if you please! This housekeeper, whose name is Madame
Lambert"
"Madame Lambert!" cried Felix; "why, that's Monsieur Picot's housekeeper; close cap, pale, thin face, speaks
always with her eyes lowered, shows no hair?"
"That's she," said Minard,"a regular hypocrite!"
"Twentyfive thousand francs of savings!" said Felix. "I don't wonder that poor pere Picot is always out of
money."
"And that someone had to meddle with the sale of his book," said Minard, slyly. "However that may be, you
can imagine that the woman was in a fine state of mind on hearing of the flight of the notary. Off she went to
la Peyrade's lodgings; there she was told he was dining at the Thuilliers'; to the Thuilliers' she came, after
running about the streetsfor they didn't give her quite the right address till ten o'clock; but she got there
while the company were still sitting round waiting for the notary, and gaping at each other, no one knowing
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what to say and do, for neither Brigitte nor Thuillier have faculty enough to get out of such a scrape with
credit; and we all missed the voice of Madame de Godollo and the talent of Madame Phellion."
"Oh! you are too polite, Monsieur le maire," said Madame Phellion, bridling.
"Well, as I said," continued Minard, "at ten o'clock Madame Lambert reached the antechamber of Monsieur
the generalcouncillor, and there she asked, in great excitement, to see la Peyrade."
"That was natural," said Phellion; "he being the intermediary of the investment, this woman had a right to
question him."
"You should just have seen that Tartuffe!" continued Minard. "He had no sooner gone out than he returned,
bringing the news. As everybody was longing to get away, there followed a general helterskelter. And then
what does our man do? He goes back to Madame Lambert, who was crying that she was ruined! she was
lost!which might very well be true, but it might also be only a scene arranged between them in presence of
the company, whom the woman's outcries detained in the antechamber. 'Don't be anxious, my good woman,'
said la Peyrade; 'the investment was made at your request, consequently, I owe you nothing; BUT it is
enough that the money passed through my hands to make my conscience tell me I am responsible. If the
notary's assets are not enough to pay you I will do so.'"
"Yes," said Phellion, "that was my idea as you told it; the intermediary is or ought to be responsible. I should
not have hesitated to do as Monsieur de la Peyrade did, and I do not think that after such conduct as that he
ought to be taxed with Jesuitism."
"Yes, you would have done so," said Minard, "and so should I, but we shouldn't have done it with a brass
band; we should have paid our money quietly, like gentlemen. But this electoral manager, how is he going to
pay it? Out of the 'dot'?"
At this moment the little page entered the room and gave a letter to Felix Phellion. It came from pere Picot,
and was written at his dictation by Madame Lambert, for which reason we will not reproduce the
orthography. The writing of Madame Lambert was of those that can never be forgotten when once seen.
Recognizing it instantly, Felix hastened to say:
"A letter from the professor"; then, before breaking the seal, he added, "Will you permit me, Monsieur le
maire."
"He'll rate you finely," said Minard, laughing. "I never saw anything so comical as his wrath last night."
Felix, as he read the letter, smiled to himself. When he had finished it, he passed it to his father, saying:
"Read it aloud if you like."
Whereupon, with his solemn voice and manner, Phellion read as follows:
My dear Felix,I have just received your note; it came in the nick of time, for I was, as they say, in a fury
with you. You tell me that you were guilty of that abuse of confidence (about which I intended to write you a
piece of my mind) in order to give a knockdown blow to my relations by proving that a man capable of
making such complicated calculations as your discovery required was not a man to put in a lunatic asylum or
drag before a judiciary council. That argument pleases me, and it makes such a good answer to the infamous
proceedings of my relations that I praise you for having had the idea. But you sold it to me, that argument,
pretty dear when you put me in company with a star, for you know very well THAT propinquity wouldn't
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please me at all. It is not at my age, and after solving the great problem of perpetual motion, that a man could
take up with such rubbish as that,good only for boys and greenhorns like you; and that is what I have taken
the liberty this morning to go and tell the minister of public instruction, by whom I must say I was received
with the most perfect urbanity. I asked him to see whether, as he had made a mistake and sent them to the
wrong address, he could not take back his cross and his pension,though to be sure, as I told him, I deserved
them for other things.
"The government," he replied, "is not in the habit of making mistakes; what it does is always properly done,
and it never annuls an ordinance signed by the hand of his Majesty. Your great labors have deserved the two
favors the King has granted you; it is a longstanding debt, which I am happy to pay off in his name."
"But Felix?" I said; "because after all for a young man it is not such a bad discovery."
"Monsieur Felix Phellion," replied the minister, "will receive in the course of the day his appointment to the
rank of Chevalier of the Legion of honor; I will have it signed this morning by the king. Moreover, there is a
vacant place at the Academy of Sciences, and if you are not a candidate for it"
"I, in the Academy!" I interrupted, with the frankness of speech you know I always use; "I execrate
academies; they are stiflers, extinguishers, assemblages of sloths, idlers, shops with big signs and nothing to
sell inside"
"Well, then," said the minister, smiling, "I think that at the next election Monsieur Felix Phellion will have
every chance, and among those chances I count the influence of the government which is secured to him."
There, my poor boy, is all that I have been able to do to reward your good intentions and to prove to you that
I am no longer angry. I think the relations are going to pull a long face. Come and talk about it today at four
o'clock,for I don't dine after bedtime, as I saw some people doing last night in a house where I had
occasion to mention your talents in a manner that was very advantageous to you. Madame Lambert, who does
better with a saucepan than with pen and ink, shall distinguish herself, though it is Friday, and she never lets
me off a fast day. But she has promised us a fish dinner worthy of an archbishop, with a fine halfbottle of
champagne (doubled if need be) to wash it down.
Your old professor and friend, Picot (Nepomucene), Chevalier of the Legion of honor.
P.S.Do you think you could obtain from your respectable mother a little flask of that old and excellent
cognac you once gave me? Not a drop remains, and yesterday I was forced to drink some stuff only fit to
bathe horses' feet, as I did not hesitate to say to the beautiful Hebe who served it to me.
"Of course he shall have some," said Madame Phellion; "not a flask, but a gallon."
"And I," said Minard, "who pique myself on mine, which didn't come from Brigitte's grocer either, I'll send
him several bottles; but don't tell him who sent them, Monsieur le chevalier, for you never can tell how that
singular being will take things."
"Wife," said Phellion, suddenly, "get me my black coat and a white cravat."
"Where are you going?" asked Madame Phellion. "To the minister, to thank him?"
"Bring me, I say, those articles of habiliment. I have an important visit to make; and Monsieur le maire will, I
know, excuse me."
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"I myself must be off," said Minard. "I, too, have important business, though it isn't about a star."
Questioned in vain by Felix and his wife, Phellion completed his attire with a pair of white gloves, sent for a
carriage, and, at the end of half an hour, entered the presence of Brigitte, whom he found presiding over the
careful putting away of the china, glass, and silver which had performed their several functions the night
before. Leaving these housekeeping details, she received her visitor.
"Well, papa Phellion," she said, when they were both seated in the salon, "you broke your word yesterday;
you were luckier than the rest. Do you know what a trick that notary played us?"
"I know all," said Phellion; "and it is the check thus unexpectedly given to the execution of your plans that I
shall take for the text of an important conversation which I desire to have with you. Sometimes Providence
would seem to take pleasure in counteracting our bestlaid schemes; sometimes, also, by means of the
obstacles it raises in our path, it seems to intend to indicate that we are bearing too far to the right or to the
left, and should pause to reflect upon our way."
"Providence!" said Brigitte the strongminded,"Providence has something else to do than to look after us."
"That is one opinion," said Phellion; "but I myself am accustomed to see its decrees in the little as well as the
great things of life; and certainly, if it had allowed the fulfilment of your engagements with Monsieur de la
Peyrade to be even partially begun yesterday, you would not have seen me here today."
"Then," said Brigitte, "do you think that by default of a notary the marriage will not take place? They do say
that for want of a monk the abbey won't come to a standstill."
"Dear lady," said the great citizen, "you will do me the justice to feel that neither I, nor my wife, have ever
attempted to influence your decision; we have allowed our young people to love each other without much
consideration as to where that attachment would lead"
"It led to upsetting their minds," said Brigitte; "that's what love is, and that's why I deprived myself of it."
"What you say is, indeed, true of my unfortunate son," resumed Phellion; "for, notwithstanding the noble
distractions he has endeavored to give to his sorrow, he is today so miserably overcome by it that this
morning, in spite of the glorious success he has just obtained, he was speaking to me of undertaking a voyage
of circumnavigation around the globe,a rash enterprise which would detain him from his native land at
least three years, if, indeed, he escaped the dangers of so prolonged a journey."
"Well," said Brigitte, "it isn't a bad idea; he'll return consoled, having discovered three or four more new
stars."
"His present discovery suffices," said Phellion, with double his ordinary gravity, "and it is under the auspices
of that triumph, which has placed his name at so great a height in the scientific world, that I have the
assurance to say to you, pointblank: Mademoiselle, I have come to ask you, on behalf of my son, who loves
as he is beloved, for the hand in marriage of Mademoiselle Celeste Colleville."
"But, my dear man," replied Brigitte, "it is too late; remember that we are DIAMETRICALLY engaged to la
Peyrade."
"It is never, they say, too late to do well, and yesterday it would have been in my judgment too early. My son,
having to offer an equivalent for a fortune, could not say to you until today: 'Though Celeste, by your
generosity has a "dot" which mine is far from equalling, yet I have the honor to be a member of the Royal
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order of the Legion of honor, and shortly, according to appearance, I shall be a member of the Royal
Academy of Sciences, one of the five branches of the Institute.'"
"Certainly," said Brigitte; "Felix is getting to be a very pretty match, but we have passed our word to la
Peyrade; the banns are published at the mayor's office, and unless something extraordinary happens the
contract will be signed. La Peyrade is very busy about Thuillier's election, which he has now got into good
shape; we have capital engaged with him in the affair of this newspaper; and it would be impossible to go
back on our promise, even if we wished to do so."
"So," said Phellion, "in one of the rare occasions of life when reason and inclination blend together, you think
you must be guided solely by the question of material interests. Celeste, as we know, has no inclination for
Monsieur de la Peyrade. Brought up with Felix"
"Brought up with Felix!" interrupted Brigitte. "She was given a period of time to choose between Monsieur
de la Peyrade and your son,that's how we coerce her, if you please,and she would not take Monsieur
Felix, whose atheism is too well known."
"You are mistaken, mademoiselle, my son is not an atheist; for Voltaire himself doubted if there could be
atheists; and no later than yesterday, in this house, an ecclesiastic, as admirable for his talents as for his
virtues, after making a magnificent eulogy of my son, expressed the desire to know him."
"Parbleu! yes, to convert him," said Brigitte. "But as for this marriage, I am sorry to tell you that the mustard
is made too late for the dinner; Thuillier will never renounce his la Peyrade."
"Mademoiselle," said Phellion, rising, "I feel no humiliation for the useless step I have this day taken; I do
not even ask you to keep it secret, for I shall myself mention it to our friends and acquaintances."
"Tell it to whom you like, my good man," replied Brigitte, acrimoniously. "Because your son has discovered
a star,if, indeed, he did discover it, and not that old fool the government decorateddo you expect him to
marry a daughter of the King of the French?"
"Enough," said Phellion, "we will say no more. I might answer that, without depreciating the Thuilliers, the
Orleans family seems to me more distinguished; but I do not like to introduce acerbity into the conversation,
and therefore, begging you to receive the assurance of my humble respects, I retire."
So saying, he made his exit majestically, and left Brigitte with the arrow of his comparison, discharged after
the manner of the Parthian "in extremis," sticking in her mind, and she herself in a temper all the more savage
because already, the evening before, Madame Thuillier, after the guests were gone, had the incredible
audacity to say something in favor of Felix. Needless to relate that the poor helot was roughly put down and
told to mind her own business. But this attempt at a will of her own in her sisterinlaw had already put the
old maid in a vile humor, and Phellion, coming to reopen the subject, exasperated her. Josephine, the cook,
and the "male domestic," received the afterclap of the scene which had just taken place. Brigitte found that
in her absence everything had been done wrong, and putting her own hand to the work, she hoisted herself on
a chair, at the risk of her neck, to reach the upper shelves of the closet, where her choicest china, for gala
days, was carefully kept under lock and key.
This day, which for Brigitte began so ill, was, beyond all gainsaying, one of the stormiest and most
portentous of this narrative.
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CHAPTER XIV. A STORMY DAY
As an exact historian, we must go back and begin the day at six in the morning, when we can see Madame
Thuillier going to the Madeleine to hear the mass that the Abbe Gondrin was in the habit of saying at that
hour, and afterwards approaching the holy table,a viaticum which pious souls never fail to give themselves
when it is in their minds to accomplish some great resolution.
About midday the abbe received a visit in his own home from Madame Thuillier and Celeste. The poor
child wanted a little development of the words by which the priest had given security, the evening before, in
Brigitte's salon, for the eternal welfare of Felix Phellion. It seemed strange to the mind of this girltheologian
that, without practising religion, a soul could be received into grace by the divine justice; for surely the
anathema is clear: Out of the Church there is no salvation.
"My dear child," said the Abbe Gondrin, "learn to understand that saying which seems to you so inexplicable.
It is more a saying of thanksgiving for those who have the happiness to live within the pale of our holy
mother the Church than a malediction upon those who have the misfortune to live apart from her. God sees to
the depths of all hearts; He knows His elect; and so great is the treasure of His goodness that to none is it
given to limit its riches and its munificence. Who shall dare to say to God: Thou wilt be generous and
munificent so far and no farther. Jesus Christ forgave the woman in adultery, and on the cross He promised
heaven to a thief, in order to prove to us that He deals with men, not according to human sentiments, but
according to HIS wisdom and HIS mercy. He who thinks himself a Christian may be in the eyes of God an
idolator; and another who is thought a pagan may, by his feelings and his actions be, without his own
knowledge, a Christian. Our holy religion has this that is divine about it; all grandeur, all heroism are but the
practice of its precepts. I was saying yesterday to Monsieur de la Peyrade that pure souls must be, in course
of time, its inevitable conquest. It is all important to give them their just credit; that is a confidence which
returns great dividends; and, besides, charity commands it."
"Ah! my God!" cried Celeste, "to learn that too late! I, who could have chosen between Felix and Monsieur
de la Peyrade, and did not dare to follow the ideas of my heart! Oh! Monsieur l'abbe, couldn't you speak to
my mother? Your advice is always listened to."
"Impossible, my dear child," replied the vicar. "If I had the direction of Madame Colleville's conscience I
might perhaps say a word, but we are so often accused of meddling imprudently in family matters! Be sure
that my intervention here, without authority or right, would do you more harm than good. It is for you and for
those who love you," he added, giving a look to Madame Thuillier, "to see if these arrangements, already so
far advanced, could be changed in the direction of your wishes."
It was written that the poor child was to drink to the dregs the cup she had herself prepared by her
intolerance. As the abbe finished speaking, his housekeeper came in to ask if he would receive Monsieur
Felix Phellion. Thus, like the Charter of 1830, Madame de Godollo's officious falsehood was turned into
truth.
"Go this way," he said hastily, showing his two penitents out by a private corridor.
Life has such strange encounters that it does sometimes happen that the same form of proceeding must be
used by courtesans and by the men of God.
"Monsieur l'abbe," said Felix to the young vicar as soon as they met, "I have heard of the kind manner in
which you were so very good as to speak of me in Monsieur Thuillier's salon last night, and I should have
hastened to express my gratitude if another interest had not drawn me to you."
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The Abbe Gondrin passed hastily over the compliments, eager to know in what way he could be useful to his
fellowman.
"With an intention that I wish to think kindly," replied Felix, "you were spoken to yesterday about the state of
my soul. Those who read it so fluently know more than I do about my inner being, for, during the last few
days I have felt strange, inexplicable feelings within me. Never have I doubted God, but, in contact with that
infinitude where he has permitted my thought to follow the traces of his work I seem to have gathered a sense
of him less vague, more immediate; and this has led me to ask myself whether an honest and upright life is
the only homage which his omnipotence expects of me. Nevertheless, there are numberless objections rising
in my mind against the worship of which you are the minister; while sensible of the beauty of its external
form in many of its precepts and practices, I find myself deterred by my reason. I shall have paid dearly,
perhaps by the happiness of my whole life, for the slowness and want of vigor which I have shown in seeking
the solution of my doubts. I have now decided to search to the bottom of them. No one so well as you,
Monsieur l'abbe, can help me to solve them. I have come with confidence to lay them before you, to ask you
to listen to me, to answer me, and to tell me by what studies I can pursue the search for light. It is a cruelly
afflicted soul that appeals to you. Is not that a good ground for the seed of your word?"
The Abbe Gondrin eagerly protested the joy with which, notwithstanding his own insufficiency, he would
undertake to reply to the scruples of conscience in the young savant. After asking him for a place in his
friendship, and telling him to come at certain hours for conversation, he asked him to read, as a first step, the
"Thoughts" of Pascal. A natural affinity, on the side of science, would, he believed, be established between
the spirit of Pascal and that of the young mathematician.
While this scene was passing, a scene to which the greatness of the interests in question and the moral and
intellectual elevation of the personages concerned in it gave a character of grandeur which, like all reposeful,
tranquil aspects, is easier far to comprehend than to reproduce, another scene, of sharp and bitter discord, that
chronic malady of bourgeois households, where the pettiness of minds and passions gives open way to it, was
taking place in the Thuillier home.
Mounted upon her chair, her hair in disorder and her face and fingers dirty, Brigitte, duster in hand, was
cleaning the shelves of the closet, where she was replacing her library of plates, dishes, and sauceboats,
when Flavie came in and accosted her.
"Brigitte," she said, "when you have finished what you are about you had better come down to our apartment,
or else I'll send Celeste to you; she seems to me to be inclined to make trouble."
"In what way?" asked Brigitte, continuing to dust.
"I think she and Madame Thuillier went to see the Abbe Gondrin this morning, and she has been attacking me
about Felix Phellion, and talks of him as if he were a god; from that to refusing to marry la Peyrade is but a
step."
"Those cursed skullcaps!" said Brigitte; "they meddle in everything! I didn't want to invite him, but you
would insist."
"Yes," said Flavie, "it was proper."
"Proper! I despise proprieties!" cried the old maid. "He's a maker of speeches; he said nothing last night that
wasn't objectionable. Send Celeste to me; I'll settle her."
At this instant a servant announced to Brigitte the arrival of a clerk from the office of the new notary chosen,
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in default of Dupuis, to draw up the contract. Without considering her disorderly appearance, Brigitte ordered
him to be shown in, but she made him the condescension of descending from her perch instead of talking
from the height of it.
"Monsieur Thuillier," said the clerk, "came to our office this morning to explain to the master the clauses of
the contract he has been so good as to entrust to us. But before writing down the stipulations, we are in the
habit of obtaining from the lips of each donor a direct expression of his or her intentions. In accordance with
this rule, Monsieur Thuillier told us that he gives to the bride the reversion, at his death, of the house he
inhabits, which I presume to be this one?"
"Yes," said Brigitte, "that is the understanding. As for me, I give three hundred thousand francs a year in the
Threepercents, capital and interest; but the bride is married under the dotal system."
"That is so," said the clerk, consulting his notes. "Mademoiselle Brigitte, three thousand francs a year. Now,
there is Madame Celeste Thuillier, wife of LouisJerome Thuillier, who gives six thousand in the
Threepercents, capital and interest, and six thousand more at her death."
"All that is just as if the notary had written it down," said Brigitte; "but if it is your custom you can see my
sisterinlaw; they will show you the way."
So saying, the old maid ordered the "male domestic" to take the clerk to Madame Thuillier.
A moment later the clerk returned, saying there was certainly some misunderstanding, and that Madame
Thuillier declared she had no intention of making any agreement in favor of the marriage.
"That's a pretty thing!" cried Brigitte. "Come with me, monsieur."
Then, like a hurricane, she rushed into Madame Thuillier's chamber; the latter was pale and trembling.
"What's this you have told monsieur?that you give nothing to Celeste's 'dot'?"
"Yes," said the slave, declaring insurrection, although in a shaking voice; "my intention is to do nothing."
"Your intention," said Brigitte, scarlet with anger, "is something new."
"That is my intention," was all the rebel replied.
"At least you will give your reasons?"
"The marriage does not please me."
"Ha! and since when?"
"It is not necessary that monsieur should listen to our discussion," said Madame Thuillier; "it will not appear
in the contract."
"No wonder you are ashamed of it," said Brigitte; "the appearance you are making is not very flattering to
youMonsieur," she continued, addressing the clerk, "it is easier, is it not, to mark out passages in a contract
than to add them?"
The clerk made an affirmative sign.
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"Then put in what you were told to write; later, if madame persists, the clause can be stricken out."
The clerk bowed and left the room.
When the two sistersinlaw were alone together, Brigitte began.
"Ah ca!" she cried, "have you lost your head? What is this crotchet you've taken into it?"
"It is not a crotchet; it is a fixed idea."
"Which you got from the Abbe Gondrin; you dare not deny that you went to see him with Celeste."
"It is true that Celeste and I saw our director this morning, but I did not open my lips to him about what I
intended to do."
"So, then, it is in your own empty head that this notion sprouted?"
"Yes. As I told you yesterday, I think Celeste can be more suitably married, and my intention is not to rob
myself for a marriage of which I disapprove."
"YOU disapprove! Upon my word! are we all to take madame's advice?"
"I know well," replied Madame Thuillier, "that I count for nothing in this house. So far as I am concerned, I
have long accepted my position; but, when the matter concerns the happiness of a child I regard as my
own"
"Parbleu!" cried Brigitte, "you never knew how to have one; for, certainly, Thuillier"
"Sister," said Madame Thuillier, with dignity, "I took the sacrament this morning, and there are some things I
cannot listen to."
"There's a canting hypocrite for you!" cried Brigitte; "playing the saint, and bringing trouble into families!
And you think to succeed, do you? Wait till Thuillier comes home, and he'll shake this out of you."
By calling in the marital authority in support of her own, Brigitte showed weakness before the unexpected
resistance thus made to her inveterate tyranny. Madame Thuillier's calm words, which became every moment
more resolute, baffled her completely, and she found no resource but insolence.
"A drone!" she cried; "a helpless goodfornothing! who can't even pick up her own handkerchief! that thing
wants to be mistress of this house!"
"I wish so little to be its mistress," said Madame Thuillier, "that last night I allowed you to silence me after
the first words I said in behalf of Celeste. But I am mistress of my own property, and as I believe that Celeste
will be wretched in this marriage, I keep it to use as may seem best to me."
"Your property, indeed!" said Brigitte, with a sneer.
"Yes, that which I received from my father and my mother, and which I brought as my 'dot' to Monsieur
Thuillier."
"And pray who invested it, this property, and made it give you twelve thousand francs a year?"
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"I have never asked you for any account of it," said Madame Thuillier, gently. "If it had been lost in the uses
you made of it, you would never have heard a single word from me; but it has prospered, and it is just that I
should have the benefit. It is not for myself that I reserve it."
"Perhaps not; if this is the course you take, it is not at all sure that you and I will go out of the same door
long."
"Do you mean that Monsieur Thuillier will send me away? He must have reasons for doing that, and, thank
God! I have been a wife above reproach."
"Viper! hypocrite! heartless creature!" cried Brigitte, coming to an end of her arguments.
"Sister," said Madame Thuillier, "you are in my apartment"
"Am I, you imbecile?" cried the old maid, in a paroxysm of anger. "If I didn't restrain myself"
And she made a gesture both insulting and threatening.
Madame Thuillier rose to leave the room.
"No! you shall not go out," cried Brigitte, pushing her down into her chair; "and till Thuillier comes home
and decides what he will do with you you'll stay locked up here."
Just as Brigitte, her face on fire, returned to the room where she had left Madame Colleville, her brother came
in. He was radiant.
"My dear," he said to the Megaera, not observing her fury, "everything is going on finely; the conspiracy of
silence is broken; two papers, the 'National' and a Carlist journal, have copied articles from us, and there's a
little attack in a ministerial paper."
"Well, all is not going on finely here," said Brigitte, "and if it continues, I shall leave the barrack."
"Whom are you angry with now?" asked Thuillier.
"With your insolent wife, who has made me a scene; I am trembling all over."
"Celeste make you a scene!" said Thuillier; "then it is the very first time in her life."
"There's a beginning to everything, and if you don't bring her to order"
"But what was it aboutthis scene?"
"About madame's not choosing that la Peyrade should marry her goddaughter; and out of spite, to prevent the
marriage, she refused to give anything in the contract."
"Come, be calm," said Thuillier, not disturbed himself, the admission of the "Echo" into the polemic making
another Pangloss of him. "I'll settle all that."
"You, Flavie," said Brigitte, when Thuillier had departed to his wife, "you will do me the pleasure to go down
to your own apartment, and tell Mademoiselle Celeste that I don't choose to see her now, because if she made
me any irritating answer I might box her ears. You'll tell her that I don't like conspiracies; that she was left at
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liberty to choose Monsieur Phellion junior if she wanted him, and she did not want him; that the matter is
now all arranged, and that if she does not wish to see her 'dot' reduced to what you are able to give her, which
isn't as much as a bankmessenger could carry in his waistcoat pocket"
"But, my dear Brigitte," interrupted Flavie, turning upon her at this impertinence, "you may dispense with
reminding us in this harsh way of our poverty; for, after all, we have never asked you for anything, and we
pay our rent punctually; and as for the 'dot,' Monsieur Felix Phellion is quite ready to take Celeste with no
more than a bank messenger could carry in his BAG."
And she emphasized the last word by her way of pronouncing it.
"Ha! so you too are going to meddle in this, are you?" cried Brigitte. "Very good; go and fetch him, your
Felix. I know, my little woman, that this marriage has never suited you; it IS disagreeable to be nothing more
than a mother to your soninlaw."
Flavie had recovered the coolness she had lost for an instant, and without replying to this speech she merely
shrugged her shoulders.
At this moment Thuillier returned; his air of beatitude had deserted him.
"My dear Brigitte," he said to his sister, "you have a most excellent heart, but at times you are so violent"
"Ho!" said the old maid, "am I to be arraigned on this side too?"
"I certainly do not blame you for the cause of the trouble, and I have just rebuked Celeste for her assumption;
but there are proper forms that must be kept."
"Forms! what are you talking about? What forms have I neglected?"
"But, my dear friend, to raise your hand against your sister!"
"I, raise my hand against that imbecile? What nonsense you talk!"
"And besides," continued Thuillier, "a woman of Celeste's age can't be kept in prison."
"Your wife!have I put her in prison?"
"You can't deny it, for I found the door of her room doublelocked."
"Parbleu! all this because in my anger at the infamous things she was spitting at me I may have turned the
key of the door without intending it."
"Come, come," said Thuillier, "these are not proper actions for people of our class."
"Oh! so it is I who am to blame, is it? Well, my lad, some day you'll remember this, and we shall see how
your household will get along when I have stopped taking care of it."
"You'll always take care of it," said Thuillier. "Housekeeping is your very life; you will be the first to get over
this affair."
"We'll see about that," said Brigitte; "after twenty years of devotion, to be treated like the lowest of the low!"
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And rushing to the door, which she slammed after her with violence, she went away.
Thuillier was not disturbed by this exit.
"Were you there, Flavie," he asked, "when the scene took place?"
"No, it happened in Celeste's room. What did she do to her?"
"What I said,raised her hand to her and locked her in like a child. Celeste may certainly be rather
dullminded, but there are limits that must not be passed."
"She is not always pleasant, that good Brigitte," said Flavie; "she and I have just had a little setto."
"Oh, well," said Thuillier, "it will all pass off. I want to tell you, my dear Flavie, what fine success we have
had this morning. The 'National' quotes two whole paragraphs of an article in which there were several
sentences of mine."
Thuillier was again interrupted in the tale of his great political and literary success,this time by the
entrance of Josephine the cook.
"Can monsieur tell me where to find the key of the great trunk?" she said.
"What do you want with it?" asked Thuillier.
"Mademoiselle told me to take it to her room."
"What for?"
"Mademoiselle must be going to make a journey. She is getting her linen out of the drawers, and her gowns
are on the bed."
"Another piece of nonsense!" said Thuillier. "Flavie, go and see what she has in her head."
"Not I," said Madame Colleville; "go yourself. In her present state of exasperation she might beat me."
"And my stupid wife, who must needs raise a fuss about the contract!" cried Thuillier. "She really must have
said something pretty sharp to turn Brigitte off her hinges like this."
"Monsieur has not told me where to find the key," persisted Josephine.
"I don't know anything about it," said Thuillier, crossly; "go and look for it, or else tell her it is lost."
"Oh, yes!" said Josephine, "it is likely I'd dare to go and tell her that."
Just then the outer doorbell rang.
"No doubt that's la Peyrade," said Thuillier, in a tone of satisfaction.
The Provencal appeared a moment later.
"Faith, my dear friend," cried Thuillier, "it is high time you came; the house is in revolution, all about you,
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and it needs your silvery tongue to bring it back to peace and quietness."
Then he related to his assistant editor the circumstances of the civil war which had broken out.
La Peyrade turned to Madame Colleville.
"I think," he said, "that under the circumstances in which we now stand there is no impropriety in my asking
for an interview of a few moments with Mademoiselle Colleville."
In this the Provencal showed his usual shrewd ability; he saw that in the mission of pacification thus given to
him Celeste Colleville was the key of the situation.
"I will send for her, and we will leave you alone together," said Flavie.
"My dear Thuillier," said la Peyrade, "you must, without any violence, let Mademoiselle Celeste know that
her consent must be given without further delay; make her think that this was the purpose for which you have
sent for her; then leave us; I will do the rest."
The manservant was sent down to the entresol with orders to tell Celeste that her godfather wished to speak
to her. As soon as she appeared, Thuillier said, to carry out the programme which had been dictated to
him:
"My dear, your mother has told us things that astonish us. Can it be true that with your contract almost
signed, you have not yet decided to accept the marriage we have arranged for you?"
"Godfather," said Celeste, rather surprised at this abrupt summons, "I think I did not say that to mamma."
"Did you not just now," said Flavie, "praise Monsieur Felix Phellion to me in the most extravagant manner?"
"I spoke of Monsieur Phellion as all the world is speaking of him."
"Come, come," said Thuillier, with authority, "let us have no equivocation; do you refuse, yes or no, to marry
Monsieur de la Peyrade?"
"Dear, good friend," said la Peyrade, intervening, "your way of putting the question is rather too abrupt, and,
in my presence, especially, it seems to me out of place. In my position as the most interested person, will you
allow me to have an interview with mademoiselle, which, indeed, has now become necessary? This favor I
am sure will not be refused by Madame Colleville. Under present circumstances, there can surely be nothing
in my request to alarm her maternal prudence."
"I would certainly yield to it," said Flavie, "if I did not fear that these discussions might seem to open a
question which is irrevocably decided."
"But, my dear madame, I have the strongest desire that Mademoiselle Celeste shall remain, until the very last
moment, the mistress of her own choice. I beg you, therefore, to grant my request."
"So be it!" said Madame Colleville; "you think yourself very clever, but if you let that girl twist you round
her finger, so much the worse for you. Come, Thuillier, since we are 'de trop' here."
As soon as the pair were alone together, la Peyrade drew up a chair for Celeste, and took one himself,
saying:
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"You will, I venture to believe, do me the justice to say that until today I have never annoyed you with the
expression of my sentiments. I was aware of the inclinations of your heart, and also of the warnings of your
conscience. I hoped, after a time, to make myself acceptable as a refuge from those two currents of feeling;
but, at the point which we have now reached, I think it is not either indiscreet or impatient to ask you to let
me know plainly what course you have decided upon."
"Monsieur," replied Celeste, "as you speak to me so kindly and frankly, I will tell you, what indeed you know
already, that, brought up as I was with Monsieur Felix Phellion, knowing him far longer than I have known
you, the idea of marrying alarmed me less in regard to him than it would in regard to others."
"At one time, I believe," remarked la Peyrade, "you were permitted to choose him if you wished."
"Yes, but at that time difficulties grew up between us on religious ideas."
"And today those difficulties have disappeared?"
"Nearly," replied Celeste. "I am accustomed to submit to the judgment of those who are wiser than myself,
monsieur, and you heard yesterday the manner in which the Abbe Gondrin spoke of Monsieur Phellion."
"God forbid," said la Peyrade, "that I should seek to invalidate the judgment of so excellent a man; but I
venture to say to you, mademoiselle, that there are great differences among the clergy; some are thought too
stern, some far too indulgent; moreover, the Abbe Gondrin is more of a preacher than a casuist."
"But, Monsieur Felix," said Celeste, eagerly, "seems to wish to fulfil Monsieur l'abbe's hopes of him, for I
know that he went to see him this morning."
"Ah!" said la Peyrade, with a touch of irony, "so he really decided to go to Pere Anselme! But, admitting that
on the religious side Monsieur Phellion may now become all that you expect of him, have you reflected,
mademoiselle, on the great event which has just taken place in his life?"
"Undoubtedly; and that is not a reason to think less of him."
"No, but it is a reason why he should think more of himself. For the modesty which was once the chief charm
of his nature, he is likely to substitute great assumption, and you must remember, mademoiselle, that he who
has discovered one world will want to discover two; you will have the whole firmament for rival; in short,
could you ever be happy with a man so entirely devoted to science?"
"You plead your cause with such adroitness," said Celeste, smiling, "that I think you might be as a lawyer
more disquieting than an astronomer."
"Mademoiselle," said la Peyrade, "let us speak seriously; there is another and far more serious aspect to the
situation. Do you know that, at this moment, in this house, and without, I am sure, desiring it, you are the
cause of most distressing and regrettable scenes?"
"I, monsieur!" said Celeste, in a tone of surprise that was mingled with fear.
"Yes, concerning your godmother. Through the extreme affection that she has for you she seems to have
become another woman; for the first time in her life she has shown a mind of her own. With an energy of will
which comes at times to those who have never expended any, she declares that she will not make her
proposed liberal gift to you in the contract; and I need not tell you who is the person aimed at in this
unexpected refusal."
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"But, monsieur, I entreat you to believe that I knew nothing of this idea of my godmother."
"I know that," said la Peyrade, "and the matter itself would be of small importance if Mademoiselle Brigitte
had not taken this attitude of your godmother, whom she has always found supple to her will, as a personal
insult to herself. Very painful explanations, approaching at last to violence, have taken place. Thuillier,
placed between the hammer and the anvil, has been unable to stop the affair; on the contrary, he has, without
intending it, made matters worse, till they have now arrived at such a point that Mademoiselle Brigitte is
packing her trunks to leave the house."
"Monsieur! what are you telling me?" cried Celeste, horrified.
"The truth; and the servants will confirm it to youfor I feel that my revelations are scarcely believable."
"But it is impossible! impossible!" said the poor child, whose agitation increased with every word of the
adroit Provencal. "I cannot be the cause of such dreadful harm."
"That is, you did not intend to be, for the harm is done; and I pray Heaven it may not be irremediable."
"But what am I to do, good God!" cried Celeste, wringing her hands.
"I should answer, without hesitation, sacrifice yourself, mademoiselle, if it were not that I should then be
forced to play the painful part of victimizer."
"Monsieur," said Celeste, "you interpret ill the resistance that I have made, though, in fact, I have scarcely
expressed it. I have certainly had a preference, but I have never considered myself in the light of a victim; and
whatever it is necessary to do to restore peace in this house to which I have brought trouble, I shall do it
without repugnance, and even willingly."
"That would be for me," said la Peyrade, humbly, "more than I could dare ask for myself; but, for the result
which we both seek, I must tell you frankly that something more is needed. Madame Thuillier has not
changed her nature to instantly change back again on the mere assurance by others of your compliance. It is
necessary that she should hear from your own lips that you accede to my suit, and that you do so with
eagerness,assumed, indeed, but sufficiently well assumed to induce her to believe in it."
"So be it," said Celeste. "I shall know how to seem smiling and happy. My godmother, monsieur, has been a
mother to me; and for such a mother, what is there that I would not endure?"
The position was such, and Celeste betrayed so artlessly the depth and, at the same time, the absolute
determination of her sacrifice, that with any heart at all la Peyrade would have loathed the part he was
playing; but Celeste, to him, was a means of ascent, and provided the ladder can hold you and hoist you, who
would ever ask if it cared to or not? It was therefore decided that Celeste should go to her godmother and
convince her of the mistake she had made in supposing an objection to la Peyrade which Celeste had never
intended to make. Madame Thuillier's opposition overcome, all was once more easy. La Peyrade took upon
himself the duty of making peace between the two sistersinlaw, and we can well imagine that he was not at
a loss for fine phrases with which to assure the artless girl of the devotion and love which would take from
her all regret for the moral compulsion she had now undergone.
When Celeste went to her godmother she found her by no means as difficult to convince as she had expected.
To go to the point of rebellion which Madame Thuillier had actually reached, the poor woman, who was
acting against her instincts and against her nature, had needed a tension of will that, in her, was almost
superhuman. No sooner had she received the false confidences of her goddaughter than the reaction set in; the
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strength failed her to continue in the path she had taken. She was therefore easily the dupe of the comedy
which Celeste's tender heart was made to play for la Peyrade's benefit.
The tempest calmed on this side, the barrister found no difficulty in making Brigitte understand that in
quelling the rebellion against her authority she had gone a little farther than was proper. This authority being
no longer in danger, Brigitte ceased to be incensed with the sisterinlaw she had been on the point of
beating, and the quarrel was settled with a few kind words and a kiss, poor Celeste paying the costs of war.
After dinner, which was only a family meal, the notary, to whose office they were to go on the following day
to sign the contract (it being impossible to give a second edition of the abortive party), made his appearance.
He came, he said, to submit the contract to the parties interested before engrossing it. This attention was not
surprising in a man who was just entering into business relations with so important a person as the municipal
councillor, whom it was his interest to firmly secure for a client.
La Peyrade was far too shrewd to make any objections to the terms of the contract, which was now read. A
few changes requested by Brigitte, which gave the new notary a high idea of the old maid's business capacity,
showed la Peyrade plainly that more precautions were being taken against him than were altogether
becoming; but he was anxious not to raise difficulties, and he knew that the meshes of a contract are never so
close that a determined and clever man cannot get through them. The appointment was then made for the
signing of the contract the next day, at two o'clock, in the notary's office, the family only being present.
During the rest of the evening, taking advantage of Celeste's pledge to seem smiling and happy, la Peyrade
played, as it were, upon the poor child, forced her, by a specious exhibition of gratitude and love, to respond
to him on a key that was far, indeed, from the true state of a heart now wholly filled by Felix. Flavie, seeing
the manner in which la Peyrade put forth his seductions, was reminded of the pains he had formerly taken to
fascinate herself. "The monster!" she said, beneath her breath. But she was forced to bear the torture with a
good grace; la Peyrade was evidently approved by all, and in the course of the evening a circumstance came
to light, showing a past service done by him to the house of Thuillier, which brought his influence and his
credit to the highest point.
Minard was announced.
"My dear friends," he said, "I have come to make a little revelation which will greatly surprise you, and will,
I think, prove a lesson to all of us when a question arises as to receiving foreigners in our homes."
"What is it?" cried Brigitte, with curiosity.
"That Hungarian woman you were so delighted with, that Madame Torna, Comtesse de Godollo"
"Well?" exclaimed the old maid.
"Well," continued Minard, "she was no better than she should be; you were petting in your house for two
months the most impudent of kept women."
"Who told you that tale?" asked Brigitte, not willing to admit that she had fallen into such a snare.
"Oh, it isn't a tale," said the mayor, eagerly. "I know the thing myself, 'de visu.'"
"Dear me! do you frequent such women?" said Brigitte, resuming the offensive. "That's a pretty thing! what
would Zelie say if she knew it?"
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"In the discharge of my duties," said Minard, stiffly, provoked at this reception of his news, "I have seen
YOUR FRIEND, Madame de Godollo, in company with others of her class."
"How do you know it was she if you only saw her?" demanded Brigitte.
The wily Provencal was not the man to lose an occasion that fell to him readymade.
"Monsieur le maire is not mistaken," he said, with decision.
"Tiens! so you know her, too," said Brigitte; "and you let us consort with such vermin?"
"No," said la Peyrade, "on the contrary. Without scandal, without saying a word to any one, I removed her
from your house. You remember how suddenly the woman left it? It was I who compelled her to do so;
having discovered what she was, I gave her two days to leave the premises; threatening her, in case she
hesitated, to tell you all."
"My dear Theodose," said Thuillier, pressing his hand, "you acted with as much prudence as decision. This is
one more obligation that we owe to you."
"You see, mademoiselle," said la Peyrade, addressing Celeste, "the strange protectress whom a friend of
yours selected."
"Thank God," said Madame Thuillier. "Felix Phellion is above such vile things."
"Ah ca! papa Minard, we'll keep quiet about all this; silence is the word. Will you take a cup of tea?"
"Willingly," replied Minard.
"Celeste," said the old maid, "ring for Henri, and tell him to put the large kettle on the fire."
Though the visit to the notary was not to be made till two in the afternoon, Brigitte began early in the
morning of the next day what Thuillier called her RAMPAGE, a popular term which expresses that turbulent,
nagging, irritating activity which La Fontaine has described so well in his fable of "The Old Woman and her
Servants." Brigitte declared that if you didn't take time by the forelock no one would be ready. She prevented
Thuillier from going to his office, insisting that if he once got off she never should see him again; she
plagued Josephine, the cook, about hurrying the breakfast, and in spite of what had happened the day before
she scarcely restrained herself from nagging at Madame Thuillier, who did not enter, as she thought she
should have done, into her favorite maxim, "Better be early than late."
Presently down she went to the Collevilles' to make the same disturbance; and there she put her veto on the
costume, far too elegant, which Flavie meditated wearing, and told Celeste the hat and gown she wished her
to appear in. As for Colleville, who could not, he declared, stay away all the morning from his official duties,
she compelled him to put on his dresssuit before he went out, made him set his watch by hers, and warned
him that if he was late no one would wait for him.
The amusing part of it was that Brigitte herself, after driving every one at the point of the bayonet, came very
near being late herself. Under pretext of aiding others, independently of minding her own business, which, for
worlds, she would never have spared herself, she had put her fingers and eyes into so many things that they
ended by overwhelming her. However, she ascribed the delay in which she was almost caught to the
hairdresser, whom she had sent for to make, on this extraordinary occasion, what she called her "part." That
artist having, unadvisedly, dressed her hair in the fashion, he was compelled, after she had looked at herself
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in the glass, to do his work over again, and conform to the usual style of his client, which consisted chiefly in
never being "done" at all, a method that gave her head a general air of what is vulgarly called "a cross cat."
About halfpast one o'clock la Peyrade, Thuillier, Colleville, Madame Thuillier, and Celeste were assembled
in the salon. Flavie joined them soon after, fastening her bracelets as she came along to avoid a rebuff, and
having the satisfaction of knowing that she was ready before Brigitte. As for the latter, already furious at
finding herself late, she had another cause for exasperation. The event of the day seemed to require a corset, a
refinement which she usually discarded. The unfortunate maid, whose duty it was to lace her and to discover
the exact point to which she was willing to be drawn in, alone knew the terrors and storms of a corset day.
"I'd rather," said the girl, "lace the obelisk; I know it would lend itself to being laced better than she does;
and, anyhow, it couldn't be badtongued."
While the party in the salon were amusing themselves, under their breaths, at the "flagrante delicto" of
unpunctuality in which Queen Elizabeth was caught, the porter entered, and gave to Thuillier a sealed
package, addressed to "Monsieur Thuillier, director of the 'Echo de la Bievre.' IN HASTE."
Thuillier opened the envelope, and found within a copy of a ministerial journal which had hitherto shown
itself discourteous to the new paper by refusing the EXCHANGE which all periodicals usually make very
willingly with one another.
Puzzled by the fact of this missive being sent to his own house and not to the office of the "Echo," Thuillier
hastily opened the sheet, and read, with what emotion the reader may conceive, the following article,
commended to his notice by a circle in red ink:
An obscure organ was about to expire in its native shade when an ambitious person of recent date bethought
himself of galvanizing it. His object was to make it a foothold by which to climb from municipal functions to
the coveted position of deputy. Happily this object, having come to the surface, will end in failure. Electors
will certainly not be inveigled by so wily a manner of advancing selfinterests; and when the proper time
arrives, if ridicule has not already done justice on this absurd candidacy, we shall ourselves prove to the
pretender that to aspire to the distinguished honor of representing the nation something more is required than
the money to buy a paper and pay an underling to put into good French the horrible diction of his articles and
pamphlets. We confine ourselves today to this limited notice, but our readers may be sure that we shall keep
them informed about this electoral comedy, if indeed the parties concerned have the melancholy courage to
go on with it.
Thuillier read twice over this sudden declaration of war, which was far from leaving him calm and
impassible; then, taking la Peyrade aside, he said to him:
"Read that; it is serious."
"Well?" said la Peyrade, after reading the article.
"Well? how well?" exclaimed Thuillier.
"I mean, what do you find so serious in that?"
"What do I find so serious?" repeated Thuillier. "I don't think anything could be more insulting to me."
"You can't doubt," said la Peyrade, "that the virtuous Cerizet is at the bottom of it; he has thrown this
firecracker between your legs by way of revenge."
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"Cerizet, or anybody else who wrote that diatribe is an insolent fellow," cried Thuillier, getting angry, "and
the matter shall not rest there."
"For my part," said la Peyrade, "I advise you to make no reply. You are not named; though, of course, the
attack is aimed at you. But you ought to let our adversary commit himself farther; when the right moment
comes, we'll rap him over the knuckles."
"No!" said Thuillier, "I won't stay quiet one minute under such an insult."
"The devil!" said the barrister; "what a sensitive epidermis! Do reflect, my dear fellow, that you have made
yourself a candidate and a journalist, and therefore you really must harden yourself better than that."
"My good friend, it is a principle of mine not to let anybody step on my toes. Besides, they say themselves
they are going on with this thing. Therefore, it is absolutely necessary to cut short such impertinence."
"But do consider," said la Peyrade. "Certainly in journalism, as in candidacy, a hot temper has its uses; a man
makes himself respected, and stops attacks"
"Just so," said Thuillier, "'principiis obsta.' Not today, because we haven't the time, but tomorrow I shall
carry that paper into court."
"Into court!" echoed la Peyrade; "you surely wouldn't go to law in such a matter as this? In the first place,
there is nothing to proceed upon; you are not named nor the paper either, and, besides, it is a pitiable
business, going to law; you'll look like a boy who has been fighting, and got the worst of it, and runs to
complain to his mamma. Now if you had said that you meant to make Fleury intervene in the matter, I could
understand thatthough the affair is rather personal to you, and it might be difficult to make it seem"
"Ah ca!" said Thuillier, "do you suppose I am going to commit myself with a Cerizet or any other newspaper
bully? I pique myself, my dear fellow, on possessing civic courage, which does not give in to prejudices, and
which, instead of taking justice into its own hands, has recourse to the means of defence that are provided by
law. Besides, with the legal authority the Court of Cassation now has over duelling, I have no desire to put
myself in the way of being expatriated, or spending two or three years in prison."
"Well," said la Peyrade, "we'll talk it over later; here's your sister, and she would think everything lost if this
little matter reached her ears."
When Brigitte appeared Colleville shouted "Full!" and proceeded to sing the chorus of "La Parisienne."
"Heavens! Colleville, how vulgar you are!" cried the tardy one, hastening to cast a stone in the other's garden
to avoid the throwing of one into hers. "Well, are you all ready?" she added, arranging her mantle before a
mirror. "What o'clock is it? it won't do to get there before the time, like provincials."
"Ten minutes to two," said Colleville; "I go by the Tuileries."
"Well, then we are just right," said Brigitte; "it will take about that time to get to the rue Caumartin.
Josephine," she cried, going to the door of the salon, "we'll dine at six, therefore be sure you put the turkey to
roast at the right time, and mind you don't burn it, as you did the other day. Bless me! who's that?" and with a
hasty motion she shut the door, which she had been holding open. "What a nuisance! I hope Henri will have
the sense to tell him we are out."
Not at all; Henri came in to say that an old gentleman, with a very genteel air, had asked to be received on
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urgent business.
"Why didn't you say we were all out?"
"That's what I should have done if mademoiselle had not opened the door of the salon so that the gentleman
could see the whole family assembled."
"Oh, yes!" said Brigitte, "you are never in the wrong, are you?"
"What am I to say to him?" asked the man.
"Say," replied Thuillier, "that I am very sorry not to be able to receive him, but I am expected at a notary's
office about a marriage contract; but that if he could return two hours hence"
"I have told him all that," said Henri, "and he answered that that contract was precisely what he had come
about, and that his business concerned you more than himself."
"You had better go and see him, Thuillier, and get rid of him in doublequick," said Brigitte; "that's shorter
than talking to Henri, who is always an orator."
If la Peyrade had been consulted he might not have joined in that advice, for he had had more than one
specimen of the spokes some occult influence was putting into the wheels of his marriage, and the present
visit seemed to him ominous.
"Show him into my study," said Thuillier, following his sister's advice; and, opening the door which led from
the salon to the study, he went to receive his importunate visitor.
Brigitte immediately applied her eye to the keyhole.
"Goodness!" she exclaimed, "there's my imbecile of a Thuillier offering him a chair! and away in a corner,
too, where I can't hear a word they say!"
La Peyrade was walking about the room with an inward agitation covered by an appearance of great
indifference. He even went up to the three women, and made a few loverlike speeches to Celeste, who
received them with a smiling, happy air in keeping with the role she was playing. As for Colleville, he was
killing the time by composing an anagram on the six words of "le journal 'l'Echo de la Bievre,'" for which he
had found the following version, little reassuring (as far as it went) for the prospects of that newspaper: "O
d'Echo, jarni! la bevue reell"but as the final "e" was lacking to complete the last word, the work was not
altogether as satisfactory as it should have been.
"He's taking snuff!" said Brigitte, her eye still glued to the keyhole; "his gold snuffbox beats
Minard'sthough, perhaps, it is only silvergilt," she added, reflectively. "He's doing the talking, and
Thuillier is sitting there listening to him like a buzzard. I shall go in and tell them they can't keep ladies
waiting that way."
But just as she put her hand on the lock she heard Thuillier's visitor raise his voice, and that made her look
through the keyhole again.
"He is standing up; he's going," she said with satisfaction.
But a moment later she saw she had made a mistake; the little old man had only left his chair to walk up and
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down the room and continue the conversation with greater freedom.
"My gracious! I shall certainly go in," she said, "and tell Thuillier we are going without him, and he can
follow us."
So saying, the old maid gave two little sharp and very imperious raps on the door, after which she resolutely
entered the study.
La Peyrade, goaded by anxiety, had the bad taste to look through the keyhole himself at what was happening.
Instantly he thought he recognized the small old man he had seen under the name of "the commander" on that
memorable morning when he had waited for Madame de Godollo. Then he saw Thuillier addressing his sister
with impatience and with gestures of authority altogether out of his usual habits of deference and submission.
"It seems," said Brigitte, reentering the salon, "that Thuillier finds some great interest in that creature's talk,
for he ordered me bluntly to leave them, though the little old fellow did say, rather civilly, that they would
soon be through. But Jerome added: 'MIND, you are to wait for me.' Really, since he has taken to making
newspapers I don't know him; he has set up an air as if he were leading the world with his wand."
"I am very much afraid he is being entangled by some adventurer," said la Peyrade. "I am pretty sure I saw
that old man at Madame de Godollo's the day I went to warn her off the premises; he must be of the same
stripe."
"Why didn't you tell me?" cried Brigitte. "I'd have asked him for news of the countess, and let him see we
knew what we knew of his Hungarian."
Just then the sound of moving chairs was heard, and Brigitte darted back to the keyhole.
"Yes," she said, "he is really going, and Thuillier is bowing him out respectfully!"
As Thuillier did not immediately return, Colleville had time to go to the window and exclaim at seeing the
little old gentleman driving away in an elegant coupe, of which the reader has already heard.
"The deuce!" cried Colleville; "what an ornate livery! If he is an adventurer he is a number one."
At last Thuillier reentered the room, his face full of care, his manner extremely grave.
"My dear la Peyrade," he said, "you did not tell us that another proposal of marriage had been seriously
considered by you."
"Yes, I did; I told you that a very rich heiress had been offered to me, but that my inclinations were here, and
that I had not given any encouragement to the affair; consequently, of course, there was no serious
engagement."
"Well, I think you do wrong to treat that proposal so lightly."
"What! do you mean to say, in presence of these ladies, that you blame me for remaining faithful to my first
desires and our old engagement?"
"My friend, the conversation that I have just had has been a most instructive one to me; and when you know
what I know, with other details personal to yourself, which will be confided to you, I think that you will enter
into my ideas. One thing is certain; we shall not go to the notary today; and as for you, the best thing that
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you can do is to go, without delay, to Monsieur du Portail."
"That name again! it pursues me like a remorse," exclaimed la Peyrade.
"Yes; go at once; he is awaiting you. It is an indispensable preliminary before we can go any farther. When
you have seen that excellent man and heard what he has to say to youwell, THEN if you persist in
claiming Celeste's hand, we might perhaps carry out our plans. Until then we shall take no steps in the
matter."
"But, my poor Thuillier," said Brigitte, "you have let yourself be gammoned by a rascal; that man belongs to
the Godollo set."
"Madame de Godollo," replied Thuillier, "is not at all what you suppose her to be, and the best thing this
house can do is never to say one word about her, either good or evil. As for la Peyrade, as this is not the first
time he has been requested to go and see Monsieur du Portail, I am surprised that he hesitates to do so."
"Ah ca!" said Brigitte, "that little old man has completely befooled you."
"I tell you that that little old man is all that he appears to be. He wears seven crosses, he drives in a splendid
equipage, and he has told me things that have overwhelmed me with astonishment."
"Well, perhaps he's a fortuneteller like Madame Fontaine, who managed once upon a time to upset me when
Madame Minard and I, just to amuse ourselves, went to consult her."
"Well, if he is not a sorcerer he certainly has a very long arm," said Thuillier, "and I think a man would suffer
for it if he didn't respect his advice. As for you, Brigitte, he saw you only for a minute, but he told me your
whole character; he said you were a masterful woman, born to command."
"The fact is," said Brigitte, licking her chops at this compliment, like a cat drinking cream, "he has a very
wellbred air, that little old fellow. You take my advice, my dear," she said, turning to la Peyrade; "if such a
very bigwig as that wants you to do so, go and see this du Portail, whoever he is. That, it seems to me, won't
bind you to anything."
"You are right, Brigitte," said Colleville; "as for me, I'd follow up all the Portails, or PortERS, or PortENTS
for the matter of that, if they asked me to."
The scene was beginning to resemble that in the "Barber of Seville," where everybody tells Basil to go to bed,
for he certainly has a fever. La Peyrade, thus prodded, picked up his hat in some illhumor, and went where
his destiny called him,"quo sua fata vocabant."
CHAPTER XV. AT DU PORTAIL'S
On reaching the rue HonoreChevalier la Peyrade felt a doubt; the dilapidated appearance of the house to
which he was summoned made him think he had mistaken the number. It seemed to him that a person of
Monsieur du Portail's evident importance could not inhabit such a place. It was therefore with some hesitation
that he accosted Sieur Perrache, the porter. But no sooner had he entered the antechamber of the apartment
pointed out to him than the excellent deportment of Bruneau, the old valet, and the extremely comfortable
appearance of the furniture and other appointments made him see that he was probably in the right place.
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Introduced at once, as soon as he had given his name, into the study of the master of the house, his surprise
was great when he found himself in presence of the commander, so called, the friend of Madame de Godollo,
and the little old man he had seen half an hour earlier with Thuillier.
"At last!" said du Portail, rising, and offering la Peyrade a chair, "at last we meet, my refractory friend; it has
taken a good deal to bring you here."
"May I know, monsieur," said la Peyrade, haughtily, not taking the chair which was offered to him, "what
interest you have in meddling with my affairs? I do not know you, and I may add that the place where I once
saw you did not create an unconquerable desire in me to make your acquaintance."
"Where have you seen me?" asked du Portail.
"In the apartment of a strumpet who called herself Madame de Godollo."
"Where monsieur, consequently, went himself," said the little old man, "and for a purpose much less
disinterested than mine."
"I have not come here," said la Peyrade, "to bandy words with any one. I have the right, monsieur, to a full
explanation as to the meaning of your proceedings towards me. I therefore request you not to delay them by a
facetiousness to which, I assure you, I am not in the humor to listen."
"Then, my dear fellow," said du Portail, "sit down, for I am not in the humor to twist my neck by talking up
at you."
The words were reasonable, and they were said in a tone that showed the old gentleman was not likely to be
frightened by grand airs. La Peyrade therefore deferred to the wishes of his host, but he took care to do so
with the worst grace possible.
"Monsieur Cerizet," said du Portail, "a man of excellent standing in the world, and who has the honor to be
one of your friends"
"I have nothing to do with that man now," said la Peyrade, sharply, understanding the malicious meaning of
the old man's speech.
"Well, the time has been," said du Portail, "when you saw him, at least, occasionally: for instance, when you
paid for his dinner at the Rocher de Cancale. As I was saying, I charged the virtuous Monsieur Cerizet to
sound you as to a marriage"
"Which I refused," interrupted la Peyrade, "and which I now refuse again, more vehemently than ever."
"That's the question," said the old man. "I think, on the contrary, that you will accept it; and it is to talk over
this affair with you that I have so long desired a meeting."
"But this crazy girl that you are flinging at my head," said la Peyrade, "what is she to you? She can't be your
daughter, or you would put more decency into your hunt for a husband."
"This young girl," replied du Portail, "is the daughter of one of my friends who died about ten years ago; at
his death I took her to live with me, and have given her all the care her sad condition needed. Her fortune,
which I have greatly increased, added to my own, which I intend to leave to her, will make her a very rich
heiress. I know that you are no enemy to handsome 'dots,' for you have sought them in various
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places,Thuillier's house, for instance, or, to use your own expression, that of a strumpet whom you
scarcely knew. I have therefore supposed you would accept at my hands a very rich young woman, especially
as her infirmity is declared by the best physicians to be curable; whereas you can never cure Monsieur and
Mademoiselle Thuillier, the one of being a fool, the other of being a fury, any more than you could cure
Madame Komorn of being a woman of very medium virtue and extremely giddy."
"It may suit me," replied la Peyrade, "to marry the daughter of a fool and a fury if I choose her, or I might
become the husband of a clever coquette, if passion seized me, but the Queen of Sheba herself, if imposed
upon me, neither you, monsieur, nor the ablest and most powerful man living could force me to accept."
"Precisely; therefore it is to your own good sense and intelligence that I now address myself; but we have to
come face to face with people in order to speak to them, you know. Now, then, let us look into your present
situation, and don't get angry if, like a surgeon who wants to cure his patient, I lay my hand mercilessly on
wounds which have long tormented and harassed you. The first point to state is that the Celeste Colleville
affair is at an end for you."
"Why so?" demanded la Peyrade.
"Because I have just seen Thuillier and terrified him with the history of the misfortunes he has incurred, and
those he will incur if he persists in the idea of giving you his goddaughter in marriage. He knows now that it
was I who paralyzed Madame du Bruel's kind offices in the matter of the cross; that I had his pamphlet
seized; that I sent that Hungarian woman into his house to handle you all, as she did; and that my hand is
opening fire in the ministerial journals, which will only increase from bad to worse,not to speak of other
machinations which will be directed against his candidacy. Therefore you see, my good friend, that not only
have you no longer the credit in Thuillier's eyes of being his great helper to that election, but that you actually
block the way to his ambition. That is enough to prove to you that the side by which you have imposed
yourself on that familywho have never sincerely liked or desired youis now completely battered down
and dismantled."
"But to have done all that which you claim with such pretension, who are you?" demanded la Peyrade.
"I shall not say that you are very inquisitive, for I intend to answer your question later; but for the present let
us continue, if you please, the autopsy of your existence, dead today, but which I propose to resuscitate
gloriously. You are twentyeight years old, and you have begun a career in which I shall not allow you to
make another step. A few days hence the Council of the order of barristers will assemble and will censure,
more or less severely, your conduct in the matter of the property you placed with such candor in Thuillier's
hands. Do not deceive yourself; censure from that quarter (and I mention only your least danger) is as fatal to
a barrister as being actually disbarred."
"And it is to your kind offices, no doubt," said la Peyrade, "that I shall owe that precious result?"
"Yes, I may boast of it," replied du Portail, "for, in order to tow you into port it has been necessary to strip
you of your rigging; unless that were done, you would always have tried to navigate under your own sails the
bourgeois shoals that you are now among."
Seeing that he, undoubtedly, had to do with a strong hand, la Peyrade thought best to modify his tone; and so,
with a more circumspect air, he said:
"You will allow me, monsieur, to reserve my acknowledgments until I receive some fuller explanation."
"Here you are, then," continued du Portail, "at twentyeight years of age, without a penny, virtually without a
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profession; with antecedents that are verymiddling; with associates like Monsieur Dutocq and the
courageous Cerizet; owing to Mademoiselle Thuillier ten thousand francs, and to Madame Lambert
twentyfive thousand, which you are no doubt extremely desirous to return to her; and finally, this marriage,
your last hope, your sheetanchor, has just become an utter impossibility. Between ourselves, if I have
something reasonable to propose to you, do you not think that you had much better place yourself at my
disposal?"
"I have time enough to prove that your opinion is mistaken," returned la Peyrade; "and I shall not form any
resolutions so long as the designs you choose to have upon me are not more fully explained."
"You were spoken to, at my instigation, about a marriage," resumed du Portail. "This marriage, as I think, is
closely connected with a past existence from which a certain hereditary or family duty has devolved upon
you. Do you know what that uncle of yours, to whom you applied in 1829, was doing in Paris? In your family
he was thought to be a millionaire; and, dying suddenly, you remember, before you got to him, he did not
leave enough for his burial; a pauper's grave was all that remained to him."
"Did you know him?" asked la Peyrade.
"He was my oldest and dearest friend," replied du Portail.
"If that is so," said la Peyrade, hastily, "a sum of two thousand francs, which I received on my arrival in Paris
from some unknown source"
"Came from me," replied du Portail. "Unfortunately, engaged at the time in a rush of important affairs, which
you shall hear of later, I could not immediately follow up the benevolent interest I felt in you for your uncle's
sake; this explains why I left you in the straw of a garret, where you came, like a medlar, to that maturity of
ruin which brought you under the hand of a Dutocq and a Cerizet."
"I am none the less grateful to you, monsieur," said la Peyrade; "and if I had known you were that generous
protector, whom I was never able to discover, I should have been the first to seek occasion to meet you and to
thank you."
"A truce to compliments," said du Portail; "and, to come at once to the serious side of our present conference,
what should you say if I told you that this uncle, whose protection and assistance you came to Paris to obtain,
was an agent of that occult power which has always been the theme of feeble ridicule and the object of silly
prejudice?"
"I do not seize your meaning," said la Peyrade, with uneasy curiosity; "may I ask you to be more precise?"
"For example, I will suppose," continued du Portail, "that your uncle, if still living, were to say to you
today: 'You are seeking fortune and influence, my good nephew; you want to rise above the crowd and to
play your part in all the great events of your time; you want employment for a keen, active mind, full of
resources, and slightly inclined to intrigue; in short, you long to exert in some upper and elegant sphere that
force of will and subtlety which at present you are wasting in the silly and useless manipulation of the most
barren and toughskinned animal on earth, to wit: a bourgeois. Well, then, lower your head, my fine nephew;
enter with me through the little door which I will open to you; it gives admittance to a great house, often
maligned, but better far than its reputation. That threshold once crossed, you can rise to the height of your
natural genius, whatever its spark may be. Statesmen, kings even, will admit you to their most secret
thoughts; you will be their occult collaborator, and none of the joys which money and the highest powers can
bestow upon a man will be lacking to you."
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"But, monsieur," objected la Peyrade, "without venturing to understand you, I must remark that my uncle
died so poor, you tell me, that public charity buried him."
"Your uncle," replied du Portail, "was a man of rare talent, but he had a certain weak side in his nature which
compromised his career. He was eager for pleasure, a spendthrift, thoughtless for the future; he wanted also
to taste those joys that are meant for the common run of men, but which for great, exceptional vocations are
the worst of snares and impediments: I mean the joys of family. He had a daughter whom he madly loved,
and it was through her that his terrible enemies opened a breach in his life, and prepared the horrible
catastrophe that ended it."
"Is that an encouragement to enter this shady path, where, you say, he might have asked me to follow him?"
"But if I myself," said du Portail, "should offer to guide you in it, what then?"
"You, monsieur!" said la Peyrade, in stupefaction.
"Yes, II who was your uncle's pupil at first, and later his protector and providence; I, whose influence the
last halfcentury has daily increased; I, who am wealthy; I, to whom all governments, as they fall one on top
of the others like houses of cards, come to ask for safety and for the power to rebuild their future; I, who am
the manager of a great theatre of puppets (where I have Columbines in the style of Madame de Godollo); I,
who tomorrow, if it were necessary to the success of one of my vaudevilles or one of my dramas, might
present myself to your eyes as the wearer of the grand cordon of the Legion of honor, of the Order of the
Black Eagle, or that of the Golden Fleece. Do you wish to know why neither you nor I will die a violent death
like your uncle, and also why, more fortunate than contemporaneous kings, I can transmit my sceptre to the
successor whom I myself may choose? Because, like you, my young friend, in spite of your Southern
appearance, I was cold, profoundly calculating, never tempted to lose my time on trifles at the outskirts;
because heat, when I was led by force of circumstances to employ it, never went below the surface. It is more
than probable that you have heard of me; well, for you I will open a window in my cloud; look at me, observe
me well; have I a cloven hoof, or a tail at the end of my spine? On the contrary, am I not a model of the most
inoffensive of householders in the SaintSulpice quarter? In that quarter, where I have enjoyed, I may say it,
universal esteem for the last twentyfive years, I am called du Portail; but to you, if you will allow me, I shall
now name myself CORENTIN."
"Corentin!" cried la Peyrade, with terrified astonishment.
"Yes, monsieur; and you see that in telling you that secret I lay my hand upon you, and enlist you. Corentin!
'the greatest man of the police in modern times,' as the author of an article in the 'Biographies of Living Men'
has said of meas to whom I ought in justice to remark that he doesn't know a thing about my life."
"Monsieur," said la Peyrade, "I can assure you that I shall keep that secret; but the place which you offer me
near youin your employ"
"That frightens you, or, at least, it makes you uneasy," said Corentin, quickly. "Before you have even
considered the thing the word scares you, does it? The police! POLICE! you are afraid to encounter the
terrible prejudice that brands it on the brow."
"Certainly," said la Peyrade, "it is a necessary institution; but I do not think that it is always calumniated. If
the business of those who manage it is honorable why do they conceal themselves so carefully?"
"Because all that threatens society, which it is the mission of the police to repress," replied Corentin, "is
plotted and prepared in hiding. Do thieves and conspirators put upon their hats, 'I am Guillot, the shepherd of
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this flock'? And when we are after them must we ring a bell to let them know we are coming?"
"Monsieur," said la Peyrade, "when a sentiment is universal it ceases to be a prejudice, it becomes an
opinion; and this opinion ought to be a law to every man who desires to keep his own esteem and that of
others."
"And when you robbed that notary to enrich the Thuilliers for your own advantage," said Corentin, "did you
keep your own esteem and that of the Council of barristers? And who knows, monsieur, if in your life there
are not still blacker actions than that? I am a more honorable man than you, because, outside of my functions,
I have not one doubtful act upon my conscience; and when the opportunity for GOOD has been presented to
me I have done italways and everywhere. Do you think that the guardianship of that poor insane girl in my
home has been all roses? But she was the daughter of my old friend, your uncle, and when, feeling the years
creep on me, I propose to you, between sacks of money, to fit yourself to take my place"
"What!" cried la Peyrade, "is that girl my uncle's daughter?"
"Yes; the girl I wish you to marry is the daughter of your uncle Peyrade,for he democratized his
name,or, if you like it better, she was the daughter of Pere Canquoelle, a name he took from the little estate
on which your father lived and starved with eleven children. You see, in spite of the secrecy your uncle
always kept about his family, that I know all about it. Do you suppose that before selecting you as your
cousin's husband I had not obtained every possible information about you? And what I have learned need not
make you quite so supercilious to the police. Besides, as the vulgar saying is, the best of your nose is made of
it. Your uncle belonged to the police, and, thanks to that, he became the confidant, I might almost say the
friend, of Louis XVIII., who took the greatest pleasure in his companionship. And you, by nature and by
mind, also by the foolish position into which you have got yourself, in short, by your whole being, have
gravitated steadily to the conclusion I propose to you, namely, that of succeeding me,of succeeding
Corentin. That is the question between us, Monsieur. Do you really believe now that I have not a grasp or a
'seizin,' as you call it, upon you, and that you can manage to escape me for any foolish considerations of
bourgeois vanity?"
La Peyrade could not have been at heart so violently opposed to this proposal as he seemed, for the vigorous
language of the great master of the police and the species of appropriation which he made of his person
brought a smile to the young man's lips.
Corentin had risen, and was walking up and down the room, speaking, apparently, to himself.
"The police!" he cried; "one may say of it, as Basile said of calumny to Batholo, 'The police, monsieur! you
don't know what you despise!' And, after all," he continued, after a pause, "who are they who despise it?
Imbeciles, who don't know any better than to insult their protectors. Suppress the police, and you destroy
civilization. Do the police ask for the respect of such people? No, they want to inspire them with one
sentiment only: fear, that great lever with which to govern mankind,an impure race whose odious instincts
God, hell, the executioner, and the gendarmes can scarcely restrain!"
Stopping short before la Peyrade, and looking at him with a disdainful smile, he continued:
"So you are one of those ninnies who see in the police nothing more than a horde of spies and informers?
Have you never suspected the statesmen, the diplomats, the Richelieus it produces? Mercury,
monsieur,Mercury, the cleverest of the gods of paganism,what was he but the police incarnate? It is true
that he was also the god of thieves. We are better than he, for we don't allow that junction of forces."
"And yet," said la Peyrade, "Vautrin, or, I should say, Jacques Collin, the famous chief of the detective
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police"
"Yes, yes! but that's in the lower ranks," replied Corentin, resuming his walk; "there's always a muddy place
somewhere. Still, don't be mistaken even in that. Vautrin is a man of genius, but his passions, like those of
your uncle, dragged him down. But go up higher (for there lies the whole question, namely, the rung of the
ladder on which a man has wits enough to perch). Take the prefect, for instance, that honored minister,
flattered and respected, is he a spy? Well, I, monsieur, am the prefect of the secret police of diplomacyof
the highest statesmanship. And you hesitate to mount that throne!to seem small and do great things; to live
in a cave comfortably arranged like this, and command the light; to have at your orders an invisible army,
always ready, always devoted, always submissive; to know the OTHER SIDE of everything; to be duped by
no intrigue because you hold the threads of all within your fingers; to see through all partitions; to penetrate
all secrets, search all hearts, all consciences,these are the things you fear! And yet you were not afraid to
go and wallow in a Thuillier bog; you, a thoroughbred, allowed yourself to be harnessed to a hackneycoach,
to the ignoble business of electing that parvenu bourgeois."
"A man does what he can," said la Peyrade.
"Here's a very remarkable thing," pursued Corentin, replying to his own thought; "the French language, more
just than public opinion, has given us our right place, for it has made the word police the synonym of
civilization and the antipodes of savage life, when it said and wrote: 'l'Etat police,' from the Greek words state
and city. So, I can assure you, we care little for the prejudice that tries to brand us; none know men as we do;
and to know them brings contempt for their contempt as well as for their esteem."
"There is certainly much truth in what you say with such warmth," said la Peyrade, finally.
"Much truth!" exclaimed Corentin, going back to his chair, "say, rather, that it is all true, and nothing but the
truth; yet it is not the whole truth. But enough for today, monsieur. To succeed me in my functions, and to
marry your cousin with a 'dot' that will not be less than five hundred thousand francs, that is my offer. I do
not ask you for an answer now. I should have no confidence in a determination not seriously reflected upon.
Tomorrow, I shall be at home all the morning. I trust that my conviction may then have formed yours."
Dismissing his visitor with a curt little bow, he added: "I do not bid you adieu, but au revoir, Monsieur de la
Peyrade."
Whereupon Corentin went to a sidetable, where he found all that he needed to prepare a glass of "eau
sucree," which he had certainly earned, and, without looking at la Peyrade, who left the room rather stunned,
he seemed to have no other interest on his mind than that prosaic preparation.
Was it, indeed, necessary that the morning after this meeting with Corentin a visit from Madame Lambert,
now become an exacting and importunate creditor, should come to bear its weight on la Peyrade's
determination? As the great chief had pointed out to him the night before, was there not in his nature, in his
mind, in his aspirations, in the mistakes and imprudences of his past life, a sort of irresistible incline which
drew him down toward the strange solution of existence thus suddenly offered to him?
Fatality, if we may so call it, was lavish of the inducements to which he was destined to succumb. This day
was the 31st of October; the vacation of the Palais was just over. The 2nd of November was the day on which
the courts reopened, and as Madame Lambert left his room he received a summons to appear on that day
before the Council of his order.
To Madame Lambert, who pressed him sharply to repay her, under pretence that she was about to leave
Monsieur Picot and return to her native place, he replied: "Come here the day after tomorrow, at the same
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hour, and your money will be ready for you."
To the summons to give account of his actions to his peers he replied that he did not recognize the right of the
Council to question him on the facts of his private life. That was an answer of one sort, certainly. Inevitably it
would result in his being stricken from the roll of the barristers of the Royal courts; but, at least, it had an air
of dignity and protestation which saved, in a measure, his self love.
Finally, he wrote a letter to Thuillier, in which he said that his visit to du Portail had resulted in his being
obliged to accept another marriage. He therefore returned to Thuillier his promise, and took back his own. All
this was curtly said, without the slightest expression of regret for the marriage he renounced. In a postscript
he added: "We shall be obliged to discuss my position on the newspaper," indicating that it might enter
into his plans not to retain it.
He was careful to make a copy of this letter, and an hour later, when, in Corentin's study, he was questioned
as to the result of his night's reflections, he gave that great general, for all answer, the matrimonial resignation
he had just despatched.
"That will do," said Corentin. "But as for your position on the newspaper, you may perhaps have to keep it
for a time. The candidacy of that fool interferes with the plans of the government, and we must manage in
some way to trip up the heels of the municipal councillor. In your position as editorinchief you may find a
chance to do it, and I think your conscience won't kick at the mission."
"No, indeed!" said la Peyrade, "the thought of the humiliations to which I have been so long subjected will
make it a precious joy to lash that bourgeois brood."
"Take care!" said Corentin; "you are young, and you must watch against those revengeful emotions. In our
austere profession we love nothing and we hate nothing. Men are to us mere pawns of wood or ivory,
according to their qualitywith which we play our game. We are like the blade that cuts what is given it to
cut, but, careful only to be delicately sharpened, wishes neither harm nor good to any one. Now let us speak
of your cousin, to whom, I suppose, you have some curiosity to be presented."
La Peyrade was not obliged to pretend to eagerness, that which he felt was genuine.
"Lydie de la Peyrade," said Corentin, "is nearly thirty, but her innocence, joined to a gentle form of insanity,
has kept her apart from all those passions, ideas, and impressions which use up life, and has, if I may say so,
embalmed her in a sort of eternal youth. You would not think her more than twenty. She is fair and slender;
her face, which is very delicate, is especially remarkable for an expression of angelic sweetness. Deprived of
her full reason by a terrible catastrophe, her monomania has something touching about it. She always carries
in her arms or keeps beside her a bundle of linen which she nurses and cares for as though it were a sick
child; and, excepting Bruneau and myself, whom she recognizes, she thinks all other men are doctors, whom
she consults about the child, and to whom she listens as oracles. A crisis which lately happened in her malady
has convinced Horace Bianchon, that prince of science, that if the reality could be substituted for this long
delusion of motherhood, her reason would assert itself. It is surely a worthy task to bring back light to a soul
in which it is scarcely veiled; and the existing bond of relationship has seemed to me to point you out as
specially designated to effect this cure, the success of which Bianchon and two other eminent doctors who
have consulted with him declare to be beyond a doubt. Now, I will take you to Lydie's presence; remember to
play the part of doctor; for the only thing that makes her lose her customary serenity is not to enter into her
notion of medical consultation."
After crossing several rooms Corentin was on the point of taking la Peyrade into that usually occupied by
Lydie when employed in cradling or dandling her imaginary child, when suddenly they were stopped by the
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sound of two or three chords struck by the hand of a master on a piano of the finest sonority.
"What is that?" asked la Peyrade.
"That is Lydie," replied Corentin, with what might be called an expression of paternal pride; "she is an
admirable musician, and though she no longer writes down, as in the days when her mind was clear, her
delightful melodies, she often improvises them in a way that moves me to the soulthe soul of Corentin!"
added the old man, smiling. "Is not that the finest praise I can bestow upon her? But suppose we sit down
here and listen to her. If we go in, the concert will cease and the medical consultation begin."
La Peyrade was amazed as he listened to an improvisation in which the rare union of inspiration and science
opened to his impressionable nature a source of emotions as deep as they were unexpected. Corentin watched
the surprise which from moment to moment the Provencal expressed by admiring exclamations.
"Hein! how she plays!" said the old man. "Liszt himself hasn't a firmer touch."
To a very quick "scherzo" the performer now added the first notes of an "adagio."
"She is going to sing," said Corentin, recognizing the air.
"Does she sing too?" asked la Peyrade.
"Like Pasta, like Malibran; but hush, listen to her!"
After a few opening bars in "arpeggio" a vibrant voice resounded, the tones of which appeared to stir the
Provencal to the depths of his being.
"How the music moves you!" said Corentin; "you were undoubtedly made for each other."
"My God! the same air! the same voice!"
"Have you already met Lydie somewhere?" asked the great master of the police.
"I don't knowI think not," answered la Peyrade, in a stammering voice; "in any case, it was long agoBut
that airthat voiceI think"
"Let us go in," said Corentin.
Opening the door abruptly, he entered, pulling the young man after him.
Sitting with her back to the door, and prevented by the sound of the piano from hearing what happened
behind her, Lydie did not notice their entrance.
"Now have you any remembrance of her?" said Corentin.
La Peyrade advanced a step, and no sooner had he caught a glimpse of the girl's profile than he threw up his
hands above his head, striking them together.
"It is she!" he cried.
Hearing his cry, Lydie turned round, and fixing her attention on Corentin, she said:
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"How naughty and troublesome you are to come and disturb me; you know very well I don't like to be
listened to. Ah! but" she added, catching sight of la Peyrade's black coat, "you have brought the doctor;
that is very kind of you; I was just going to ask you to send for him. The baby has done nothing but cry since
morning; I was singing to put her to sleep, but nothing can do that."
And she ran to fetch what she called her child from a corner of the room, where with two chairs laid on their
backs and the cushions of the sofa, she had constructed a sort of cradle.
As she went towards la Peyrade, carrying her precious bundle with one hand, with the other she was
arranging the imaginary cap of her "little darling," having no eyes except for the sad creation of her
disordered brain. Step by step, as she advanced, la Peyrade, pale, trembling, and with staring eyes, retreated
backwards, until he struck against a seat, into which, losing his equilibrium, he fell.
A man of Corentin's power and experience, and who, moreover, knew to its slightest detail the horrible drama
in which Lydie had lost her reason, had already, of course, taken in the situation, but it suited his purpose and
his ideas to allow the clear light of evidence to pierce this darkness.
"Look, doctor," said Lydie, unfastening the bundle, and putting the pins in her mouth as she did so, "don't you
see that she is growing thinner every day?"
La Peyrade could not answer; he kept his handkerchief over his face, and his breath came so fast from his
chest that he was totally unable to utter a word.
Then, with one of those gestures of feverish impatience, to which her mental state predisposed her, she
exclaimed, hastily:
"But look at her doctor, look!" taking his arm violently and forcing him to show his features. "My God!" she
cried, when she had looked him in the face.
Letting fall the linen bundle in her arms, she threw herself hastily backwards, and her eyes grew haggard.
Passing her white hands rapidly over her forehead and through her hair, tossing it into disorder, she seemed to
be making an effort to obtain from her memory some dormant recollection. Then, like a frightened mare,
which comes to smell an object that has given it a momentary terror, she approached la Peyrade slowly,
stooping to look into his face, which he kept lowered, while, in the midst of a silence inexpressible, she
examined him steadily for several seconds. Suddenly a terrible cry escaped her breast; she ran for refuge into
the arms of Corentin, and pressing herself against him with all her force, she exclaimed:
"Save me! save me! It is he! the wretch! It is he who did it!"
And, with her finger pointed at la Peyrade, she seemed to nail the miserable object of her terror to his place.
After this explosion, she muttered a few disconnected words, and her eyes closed; Corentin felt the relaxing
of all the muscles by which she had held him as in a vice the moment before, and he took her in his arms and
laid her on the sofa, insensible.
"Do not stay here, monsieur," said Corentin. "Go into my study; I will come to you presently."
A few minutes later, after giving Lydie into the care of Katte and Bruneau, and despatching Perrache for
Doctor Bianchon, Corentin rejoined la Peyrade.
"You see now, monsieur," he said with solemnity, "that in pursuing with a sort of passion the idea of this
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marriage, I was following, in a sense, the ways of God."
"Monsieur," said la Peyrade, with compunction, "I will confess to you"
"Useless," said Corentin; "you can tell me nothing that I do not know; I, on the contrary, have much to tell
you. Old Peyrade, your uncle, in the hope of earning a POT for this daughter whom he idolized, entered into
a dangerous private enterprise, the nature of which I need not explain. In it he made enemies; enemies who
stopped at nothing, murder, poison, rape. To paralyze your uncle's action by attacking him in his dearest
spot, Lydie was, not abducted, but enticed from her home and taken to a house apparently respectable, where
for ten days she was kept concealed. She was not much alarmed by this detention, being told that it was done
at her father's wish, and she spent her time with her musicyou remember, monsieur, how she sang?"
"Oh!" exclaimed la Peyrade, covering his face with his hands.
"I told you yesterday that you might perhaps have more upon your conscience than the Thuillier house. But
you were young; you had just come from your province, with that brutality, that frenzy of Southern blood in
your veins which flings itself upon such an occasion. Besides, your relationship became known to those who
were preparing the ruin of this new Clarissa Harlowe, and I am willing to believe than an abler and better
man than you might not have escaped the entanglement into which you fell. Happily, Providence has granted
that there is nothing absolutely irreparable in this horrible history. The same poison, according to the use that
is made of it, may give either death or health."
"But, monsieur," said la Peyrade, "shall I not always be to her an object of horror?"
"The doctor, monsieur," said Katte, opening the door.
"How is Mademoiselle Lydie?" asked la Peyrade, eagerly.
"Very calm," replied Katte. "Just now, when we put her to bed,though she did not want to go, saying she
felt well,I took her the bundle of linen, but she told me to take it away, and asked what I meant her to do
with it."
"You see," said Corentin, grasping the Provencal's hand, "you are the lance of Achilles."
And he left the room with Katte to receive Doctor Bianchon.
Left alone, Theodose was a prey to thoughts which may perhaps be imagined. After a while the door opened,
and Bruneau, the old valet, ushered in Cerizet. Seeing la Peyrade, the latter exclaimed:
"Ha! ha! I knew it! I knew you would end by seeing du Portail. And the marriage,how does that come on?"
"What are you doing here?" asked la Peyrade.
"Something that concerns you; or rather, something that we must do together. Du Portail, who is too busy to
attend to business just now, has sent me in here to see you, and consult as to the best means of putting a
spoke in Thuillier's election; it seems that the government is determined to prevent his winning it. Have you
any ideas about it?"
"No," replied la Peyrade; "and I don't feel in the mood just now to be imaginative."
"Well, here's the situation," said Cerizet. "The government has another candidate, which it doesn't yet
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produce, because the ministerial negotiations with him have been rather difficult. During this time Thuillier's
chances have been making headway. Minard, on whom they counted to create a diversion, sits, the stupid
fool, in his corner; the seizure of that pamphlet has given your blockhead of a protege a certain perfume of
popularity. In short, the ministry are afraid he'll be elected, and nothing could be more disagreeable to them.
Pompous imbeciles, like Thuillier, are horribly embarrassing in the Opposition; they are pitchers without
handles; you can't take hold of them anywhere."
"Monsieur Cerizet," said la Peyrade, beginning to assume a protecting tone, and wishing to discover his late
associate's place in Corentin's confidence, "you seem to know a good deal about the secret intentions of the
government; have you found your way to a certain desk in the rue de Grenelle?"
"No. All that I tell you," said Cerizet, "I get from du Portail."
"Ah ca!" said la Peyrade, lowering his voice, "who IS du Portail? You seem to have known him for some
time. A man of your force ought to have discovered the real character of a man who seems to me to be rather
mysterious."
"My friend," replied Cerizet, "du Portail is a pretty strong man. He's an old slyboots, who has had some post,
I fancy, in the administration of the national domain, or something of that kind, under government; in which,
I think, he must have been employed in the departments suppressed under the Empire."
"Yes?" said la Peyrade.
"That's where I think he made his money," continued Cerizet; "and being a shrewd old fellow, and having a
natural daughter to marry, he has concocted this philanthropic tale of her being the daughter of an old friend
named Peyrade; and your name being the same may have given him the idea of fastening upon youfor,
after all, he has to marry her to somebody."
"Yes, that's all very well; but his close relations with the government, and the interest he takes in elections,
how do you explain all that?"
"Naturally enough," replied Cerizet. "Du Portail is a man who loves money, and likes to handle it; he has
done Rastignac, that great manipulator of elections, who is, I think, his compatriot, several signal services as
an amateur; Rastignac, in return, gives him information, obtained through Nucingen, which enables him to
gamble at the Bourse."
"Did he himself tell you all this?" asked la Peyrade.
"What do you take me for?" returned Cerizet. "With that worthy old fellow, from whom I have already
wormed a promise of thirty thousand francs, I play the ninny; I flatten myself to nothing. But I've made
Bruneau talk, that old valet of his. You can safely ally yourself to his family, my dear fellow; du Portail is
powerfully rich; he'll get you made subprefect somewhere; and thence to a prefecture and a fortune is but
one step."
"Thanks for the information," said la Peyrade; "at least, I shall know on which foot to hop. But you yourself,
how came you to know him?"
"Oh! that's quite a history; by my help he was able to get back a lot of diamonds which had been stolen from
him."
At this moment Corentin entered the room.
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"All is well," he said to la Peyrade. "There are signs of returning reason. Bianchon, to whom I have told all,
wishes to confer with you; therefore, my dear Monsieur Cerizet, we will postpone until this evening, if you
are willing, our little study over the Thuillier election."
"Well, so here you have him, at last!" said Cerizet, slapping la Peyrade's shoulder.
"Yes," said Corentin, "and you know what I promised; you may rely on that."
Cerizet departed joyful.
CHAPTER XVI. CHECKMATE TO THUILLIER
The day after that evening, when Corentin, la Peyrade, and Cerizet were to have had their consultation in
reference to the attack on Thuillier's candidacy, the latter was discussing with his sister Brigitte the letter in
which Theodose declined the hand of Celeste, and his mind seemed particularly to dwell on the postscript
where it was intimated that la Peyrade might not continue the editor of the "Echo de la Bievre." At this
moment Henri, the "male domestic," entered the room to ask if his master would receive Monsieur Cerizet.
Thuillier's first impulse was to deny himself to that unwelcome visitor. Then, thinking better of it, he
reflected that if la Peyrade suddenly left him in the lurch, Cerizet might possibly prove a precious resource.
Consequently, he ordered Henri to show him in. His manner, however, was extremely cold, and in some sort
expectant. As for Cerizet, he presented himself without the slightest embarrassment and with the air of a man
who had calculated all the consequences of the step he was taking.
"Well, my dear monsieur," he began, "I suppose by this time you have been posted as to the Sieur la
Peyrade."
"What may you mean by that?" said Thuillier, stiffly.
"Well, the man," replied Cerizet, "who, after intriguing to marry your goddaughter, breaks off the marriage
abruptlyas he will, before long, break that lion'sshare contract he made you sign about his
editorshipcan't be, I should suppose, the object of the same blind confidence you formerly reposed in him."
"Ah!" said Thuillier, hastily, "then do you know anything about la Peyrade's intention of leaving the
newspaper?"
"No," said the other; "on the terms I now am with him, you can readily believe we don't see each other; still
less should I receive his confidences. But I draw the induction from the wellknown character of the person,
and you may be sure that when he finds it for his interest to leave you, he'll throw you away like an old
coatI've passed that way, and I speak from experience."
"Then you must have had some difficulties with him before you joined my paper?" said Thuillier,
interrogatively.
"Parbleu!" replied Cerizet; "the affair of this house which he helped you to buy was mine; I started that hare.
He was to put me in relation with you, and make me the principal tenant of the house. But the unfortunate
affair of that biddingin gave him a chance to knock me out of everything and get all the profits for himself."
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"Profits!" exclaimed Thuillier. "I don't see that he got anything out of that transaction, except the marriage
which he now refuses"
"But," interrupted Cerizet, "there's the ten thousand francs he got out of you on pretence of the cross which
you never received, and the twentyfive thousand he owes to Madame Lambert, for which you went security,
and which you will soon have to pay like a good fellow."
"What's this I hear?" cried Brigitte, up in arms; "twentyfive thousand francs for which you have given
security?"
"Yes, mademoiselle," interposed Cerizet; "behind that sum which this woman had lent him there was a
mystery, and if I had not laid my hand on the true explanation, there would certainly have been a very dirty
ending to it. La Peyrade was clever enough not only to whitewash himself in Monsieur Thuillier's eyes, but to
get him to secure the debt."
"But," said Thuillier, "how do you know that I did give security for that debt, if you have not seen him since
then?"
"I know it from the woman herself, who tells the whole story now she is certain of being paid."
"Well," said Brigitte to her brother, "a pretty business you are engaged in!"
"Mademoiselle," said Cerizet, "I only meant to warn Monsieur Thuillier a little. I think myself that you are
sure to be paid. Without knowing the exact particulars of this new marriage, I am certain the family would
never allow him to owe you to such mortifying debts; if necessary, I should be very glad to intervene."
"Monsieur," said Thuillier, stiffly, "thanking you for your officious intervention, permit me to say that it
surprises me a little, for the manner in which we parted would not have allowed me to hope it."
"Ah ca!" said Cerizet; "you don't think I was angry with you for that, do you? I pitied you, that was all. I saw
you under the spell, and I said to myself: 'Leave him to learn la Peyrade by experience.' I knew very well that
the day of justice would dawn for me, and before long, too. La Peyrade is a man who doesn't make you wait
for his questionable proceedings."
"Allow me to say," remarked Thuillier, "that I do not consider the rupture of the marriage we had proposed a
questionable proceeding. The matter was arranged, I may say, by mutual consent."
"And the trick he is going to play you by leaving the paper in the lurch, and the debt he has saddled you with,
what are they?"
"Monsieur Cerizet," continued Thuillier, still holding himself on the reserve, "as I have said more than once
to la Peyrade, no man is indispensable; and if the editorship of my paper becomes vacant, I feel confident that
I shall at once meet with persons very eager to offer me their services."
"Is it for me you say that?" asked Cerizet. "Well, you haven't hit the nail; if you did me the honor to want my
services it would be impossible for me to grant them. I have long been disgusted with journalism. I let la
Peyrade, I hardly know why, persuade me to make this campaign with you; it didn't turn out happily, and I
have vowed to myself to have no more to do with newspapers. It was about another matter altogether than I
came to speak to you."
"Ah!" said Thuillier.
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"Yes," continued Cerizet, "remembering the businesslike manner in which you managed the affair of this
house in which you do me the honor to receive me, I thought I could not do better than to call your attention
to a matter of the same kind which I have just now in hand. But I shall not do as la Peyrade did,make a
bargain for the hand of your goddaughter, and profess great friendship and devotion to you personally. This is
purely business, and I expect to make my profit out of it. Now, as I still desire to become the principal tenant
of this house,the letting of which must be a care and a disappointment to mademoiselle, for I saw as I came
along that the shops were still unrented,I think that this lease to me, if you will make it, might be reckoned
in to my share of the profits. You see, monsieur, that the object of my visit has nothing to do with the
newspaper."
"What is this new affair?" said Brigitte; "that's the first thing to know."
"It relates to a farm in Beauce, which has just been sold for a song, and it is placed in my hands to resell, at an
advance, but a small one; you could really buy it, as the saying is, for a bit of bread."
And Cerizet went on to explain the whole mechanism of the affair, which we need not relate here, as no one
but Brigitte would take any interest in it. The statement was clear and precise, and it took close hold on the
old maid's mind. Even Thuillier himself, in spite of his inward distrust, was obliged to own that the affair had
all the appearance of a good speculation.
"Only," said Brigitte, "we must first see the farm ourselves."
This, the reader will remember, was her answer to la Peyrade when he first proposed the purchase of the
house at the Madeleine.
"Nothing is easier than that," said Cerizet. "I myself want to see it, and I have been intending to make a little
excursion there. If you like, I'll be at your door this afternoon with a postchaise, and tomorrow morning,
very early, we can examine the farm, breakfast at some inn near by, and be back in time for dinner."
"A postchaise!" said Brigitte, "that's very lordly; why not take the diligence?"
"Diligences are so uncertain," replied Cerizet; "you never know at what time they will get to a place. But you
need not think about the expense, for I should otherwise go alone, and I am only too happy to offer you two
seats in my carriage."
To misers, small gains are often determining causes in great matters; after a little resistance "pro forma,"
Brigitte ended by accepting the proposal, and three hours later the trio were on the road to Chartres, Cerizet
having advised Thuillier not to let la Peyrade know of his absence, lest he might take some unfair advantage
of it.
The next day, by five o'clock, the party had returned, and the brother and sister, who kept their opinions to
themselves in presence of Cerizet, were both agreed that the purchase was a good one. They had found the
soil of the best quality, the buildings in perfect repair, the cattle looked sound and healthy; in short, this idea
of becoming the mistress of rural property seemed to Brigitte the final consecration of opulence.
"Minard," she remarked, "has only a townhouse and invested capital, whereas we shall have all that and a
countryplace besides; one can't be really rich without it."
Thuillier was not sufficiently under the charm of that dreamthe realization of which was, in any case, quite
distantto forget, even for a moment, the "Echo de la Bievre" and his candidacy. No sooner had he reached
home than he asked for the morning's paper.
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"It has not come," said the "male domestic."
"That's a fine distribution, when even the owner of the paper is not served!" cried Thuillier, discontentedly.
Although it was nearly dinnertime, and after his journey he would much rather have taken a bath than rush
to the rue SaintDominique, Thuillier ordered a cab and drove at once to the office of the "Echo."
There a fresh disappointment met him. The paper "was made," as they say, and all the employees had
departed, even la Peyrade. As for Coffinet, who was not to be found at his post of officeboy, nor yet at his
other post of porter, he had gone "of an errand," his wife said, taking the key of the closet in which the
remaining copies of the paper were locked up. Impossible, therefore, to procure the number which the
unfortunate proprietor had come so far to fetch.
To describe Thuillier's indignation would be impossible. He marched up and down the room, talking aloud to
himself, as people do in moments of excitement.
"I'll turn them all out!" he cried. And we are forced to omit the rest of the furious objurgation.
As he ended his anathema a rap was heard on the door.
"Come in!" said Thuillier, in a tone that depicted his wrath and his frantic impatience.
The door opened, and Minard rushed precipitately into his arms.
"My good, my excellent friend!" cried the mayor of the eleventh arrondissement, concluding his embrace
with a hearty shake of the hand.
"Why! what is it?" said Thuillier, unable to comprehend the warmth of this demonstration.
"Ah! my dear friend," continued Minard, "such an admirable proceeding! really chivalrous! most
disinterested! The effect, I assure you, is quite stupendous in the arrondissement."
"But what, I say?" cried Thuillier, impatiently.
"The article, the whole action," continued Minard, "so noble, so elevated!"
"But what article? what action?" said the proprietor of the "Echo," getting quite beside himself.
"The article of this morning," said Minard.
"The article of this morning?"
"Ah ca! did you write it when you were asleep; or, like Monsieur Jourdain doing prose, do you do heroism
without knowing it?"
"I! I haven't written any article!" cried Thuillier. "I have been away from Paris for a day, and I don't even
know what is in this morning's paper; and the officeboy is not here to give me a copy."
"I have one," said Minard, pulling the much desired paper from his pocket. "If the article is not years you
have certainly inspired it; in any case, the deed is done."
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Thuillier hurriedly unfolded the sheet Minard had given him, and devoured rather than read the following
article:
Long enough has the proprietor of this regenerated journal submitted without complaint and without reply to
the cowardly insinuations with which a venal press insults all citizens who, strong in their convictions, refuse
to pass beneath the Caudine Forks of power. Long enough has a man, who has already given proofs of
devotion and abnegation in the important functions of the aedility of Paris, allowed these sheets to call him
ambitious and selfseeking. Monsieur Jerome Thuillier, strong in his dignity, has suffered such coarse attacks
to pass him with contempt. Encouraged by this disdainful silence, the stipendiaries of the press have dared to
write that this journal, a work of conviction and of the most disinterested patriotism, was but the
steppingstone of a man, the speculation of a seeker for election. Monsieur Jerome Thuillier has held himself
impassible before these shameful imputations because justice and truth are patient, and he bided his time to
scotch the reptile. That time has come.
"That deuce of a Peyrade!" said Thuillier, stopping short; "how he does touch it off!"
"It is magnificent!" cried Minard.
Reading aloud, Thuillier continued:
Every one, friends and enemies alike, can bear witness that Monsieur Jerome Thuillier has done nothing to
seek a candidacy which was offered to him spontaneously.
"That's evident," said Thuillier, interrupting himself. Then he resumed:
But, since his sentiments are so odiously misrepresented, and his intentions so falsely travestied, Monsieur
Jerome Thuillier owes it to himself, and above all to the great national party of which he is the humblest
soldier, to give an example which shall confound the vile sycophants of power.
"It is fine, the way la Peyrade poses me!" said Thuillier, pausing once more in his reading. "I see now why he
didn't send me the paper; he wanted to enjoy my surprise'confound the vile sycophants of power!' how fine
that is!"
After which reflection, he continued:
Monsieur Thuillier was so far from founding this journal of dynastic opposition to support and promote his
election that, at the very moment when the prospects of that election seem most favorable to himself and most
disastrous to his rivals, he here declares publicly, and in the most formal, absolute, and irrevocable manner
that he RENOUNCES HIS CANDIDACY.
"What?" cried Thuillier, thinking he had read wrong, or had misunderstood what he read.
"Go on! go on!" said the mayor of the eleventh.
Then, as Thuillier, with a bewildered air, seemed not disposed to continue his reading, Minard took the paper
from his hands and read the rest of the article himself, beginning where the other had left off:
Renounces his candidacy; and he strongly urges the electors to transfer to Monsieur Minard, mayor of the
eleventh arrondissement and his friend and colleague in his municipal functions, all the votes with which they
seemed about to honor him.
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"But this is infamous!" cried Thuillier, recovering his speech; "you have bought that Jesuit la Peyrade."
"So," said Minard, stupefied by Thuillier's attitude, "the article was not agreed upon between you?"
"The wretch has profited by my absence to slip it into the paper; I understand now why he prevented a copy
from reaching me today."
"My dear friend," said Minard, "what you tell me will seem incredible to the public."
"I tell you it is treachery; it is an abominable trap. Renounce my candidacy!why should I?"
"You understand, my dear friend," said Minard, "that I am truly sorry if your confidence has been abused, but
I have just issued my circular manifesto; the die is cast, and luck to the lucky now."
"Leave me," said Thuillier; "it is a comedy for which you have paid."
"Monsieur Thuillier," said Minard, in a threatening voice, "I advise you not to repeat those words, unless you
are ready to give me satisfaction for them."
Happily for Thuillier, who, we may remember, had made his profession of faith as to civic courage some time
before, he was relieved from answering by Coffinet, who now opened the door of the editorial sanctum, and
announced:
"Messieurs the electors of the twelfth arrondissement."
The arrondissement was represented on this occasion by five persons. An apothecary, chairman of the
deputation, proceeded to address Thuillier in the following terms:
"We have come, monsieur, after taking cognizance of an article inserted this morning in the 'Echo de la
Bievre,' to inquire of you what may be precisely the origin and bearing of that article; thinking it incredible
that, having solicited our suffrages, you should, on the eve of this election, and from a most mistaken
puritanism, have cast disorder and disunion into our ranks, and probably have caused the triumph of the
ministerial candidate. A candidate does not belong to himself; he belongs to the electors who have promised
to honor him with their votes. But," continued the orator, casting his eye at Minard, "the presence in these
precincts of the candidate whom you have gone out of your way to recommend to us, indicates that between
you and him there is connivance; and I have no need to ask who is being here deceived."
"No, messieurs, no," said Thuillier; "I have not renounced my candidacy. That article was written and printed
without my knowledge or consent. Tomorrow you will see the denial of it in the same paper, and you will
also learn that the infamous person who has betrayed my confidence is no longer the editor of this journal."
"Then," said the orator of the deputation, "in spite of your declaration to the contrary, you do continue to be
the candidate of the Opposition?"
"Yes, messieurs, until death; and I beg you to use your utmost influence in the quarter to neutralize the effect
of this deliberate falsehood until I am able to officially present the most formal disavowal."
"Hear! hear!" said the electors.
"And, as for the presence of Monsieur Minard, my competitor, in these precincts, I have not invited it; and at
the moment when you entered this room, I was engaged in a very sharp and decided explanation with him."
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"Hear! hear!" said the electors again.
Then, after cordially shaking the hand of the apothecary, Thuillier conducted the deputation to the outer door
of the apartment; after which, returning to the editorial sanctum, he said:
"My dear Minard, I withdraw the words which wounded you; but you can see now what justification I had for
my indignation."
Here Coffinet again opened the door and announced:
"Messieurs the electors of the eleventh arrondissement."
The arrondissement was represented this time by seven persons. A linendraper, chairman of the delegation,
addressed Thuillier in the following speech:
"Monsieur, it is with sincere admiration that we have learned this morning from the columns of your paper,
the great civic act by which you have touched all hearts. You have shown, in thus retiring, a most unusual
disinterestedness, and the esteem of your fellowcitizens"
"Excuse me," said Thuillier, interrupting him, "I cannot allow you to continue; the article about which you
are so good as to congratulate me, was inserted by mistake."
"What!" said the linendraper; "then do you not retire? Can you suppose that in opposition to the candidacy
of Monsieur Minard (whose presence in these precincts seems to me rather singular) you have the slightest
chance of success?"
"Monsieur," said Thuillier, "have the goodness to request the electors of your arrondissement to await the
issue of tomorrow's paper, in which I shall furnish categorical explanations of the most distinct character.
The article today is the result of a misunderstanding."
"It will be a sad pity, monsieur," said the linendraper, "if you lose this occasion to place yourself in the eyes
of your fellowcitizens beside the Washingtons and other great men of antiquity."
"I say again, TOMORROW, messieurs," said Thuillier. "I am none the less sensible to the honor you do me,
and I trust that when you know the whole truth, I shall not suffer in your esteem."
"A pretty queer mess this seems to be," said the voice of an elector.
"Yes," said another; "it looks as if they meant to bamboozle us."
"Messieurs, messieurs!" cried the chairman, putting a stop to the outbreak; "tomorrowwe will wait until
tomorrow for the promised explanations."
Whereupon, the deputation retired.
It is not likely that Thuillier would have accompanied them beyond the door of the sanctum, but in any case
he was prevented by the sudden entrance of la Peyrade.
"I have just come from your house, my dear fellow," said the Provencal; "they told me I should find you
here."
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"You have come, doubtless, for the purpose of explaining to me the strange article you allowed yourself to
insert in my name."
"Precisely," said la Peyrade. "The remarkable man whom you know, and whose powerful influence you have
already felt, confided to me yesterday, in your interests, the plans of the government, and I saw at once that
your defeat was inevitable. I wished therefore to secure to you an honorable and dignified retreat. There was
no time to lose; you were absent from Paris, and therefore"
"Very good, monsieur," said Thuillier; "but you will take notice that from the present moment you are no
longer the editor of this paper."
"That is what I came to tell you."
"Perhaps you also came to settle the little account we have together."
"Messieurs," said Minard, "I see that this is a business interview; I shall therefore take leave of you."
As soon as Minard had left the room, la Peyrade pulled out his pocket book.
"Here are ten thousand francs," he said, "which I will beg you to remit to Mademoiselle Brigitte; and here,
also, is the bond by which you secured the payment of twentyfive thousand francs to Madame Lambert; that
sum I have now paid in full, and here is the receipt."
"Very good, monsieur," said Thuillier.
La Peyrade bowed and went away.
"Serpent!" said Thuillier as he watched him go.
"Cerizet said the right thing," thought la Peyrade,"a pompous imbecile!"
The blow struck at Thuillier's candidacy was mortal, but Minard did not profit by it. While the pair were
contending for votes, a government man, an aidedecamp to the king, arrived with his hands full of tobacco
licenses and other electoral small change, and, like the third thief, he slipped between the two who were
thumping each other, and carried off the booty.
It is needless to say that Brigitte did not get her farm in Beauce. That was only a mirage, by help of which
Thuillier was enticed out of Paris long enough for la Peyrade to deal his blow,a service rendered to the
government on the one hand, but also a precious vengeance for the many humiliations he had undergone.
Thuillier had certainly some suspicions as to the complicity of Cerizet, but that worthy managed to justify
himself; and by manoeuvring the sale of the "Echo de la Bievre," now become a nightmare to the luckless
owner, he ended by appearing as white as snow.
The paper was secretly bought up by Corentin, and the late opposition sheet became a "canard" sold on
Sundays in the wineshops and concocted in the dens of the police.
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CHAPTER XVII. IN THE EXERCISE OF HIS FUNCTIONS
About two months after the scene in which la Peyrade had been convinced that through a crime of his past
life his future was irrevocably settled, he (being now married to his victim, who was beginning to have lucid
intervals, though the full return of her reason would not take place until the occasion indicated by the doctors)
was sitting one morning with the head of the police in the latter's office. Taking part in the work of the
department, the young man was serving an apprenticeship under that great master in the difficult and delicate
functions to which he was henceforth riveted. But Corentin found that his pupil did not bring to this initiation
all the ardor and amiability that he desired. It was plain that in la Peyrade's soul there was a sense of
forfeiture and degradation; time would get the better of that impression, but the callus was not yet formed.
Opening a number of sealed envelopes enclosing the reports of his various agents, Corentin glanced over
these documents, seldom as useful as the public suppose, casting them one after another contemptuously into
a basket, whence they issued in a mass for a burning. But to one of them the great man evidently gave some
particular attention; as he read it a smile flickered on his lips, and when he had finished, instead of adding it
to the pile in the basket, he gave it to la Peyrade.
"Here," he said, "here's something that concerns you; it shows that in our profession, which just now seems to
you unpleasantly serious, we do occasionally meet with comedies. Read it aloud; it will cheer me up."
Before la Peyrade began to read, Corentin added:
"I ought to tell you that the report is from a man called Henri, whom Madame Komorn introduced as
manservant at the Thuilliers'; you probably remember him."
"So!" said la Peyrade, "servants placed in families! is that one of your methods?"
"Sometimes," replied Corentin; "in order to know all, we must use all means. But a great many lies are told
about us on that subject. It is not true that the police, making a system of it, has, at certain periods, by a
general enrolment of lacqueys and lady'smaids, established a vast network in private families. Nothing is
fixed and absolute in our manner of proceeding; we act in accordance with the time and circumstances. I
wanted an ear and an influence in the Thuillier household; accordingly, I let loose the Godollo upon it, and
she, in turn, partly to assist herself, installed there one of our men, an intelligent fellow, as you will see for
yourself. But for all that, if, at another time, a servant came and offered to sell me the secrets of his master, I
should have him arrested, and let a warning reach the ears of the family to distrust the other servants. Now go
on, and read that report."
Monsieur the Director of the Secret Police,
read la Peyrade aloud,
I did not stay long with the little baron; he is a man wholly occupied in frivolous pleasures; and there was
nothing to be gathered there that was worthy of a report to you. I have found another place, where I have
already witnessed several thing which fit into the mission that Madame de Godollo gave me, and therefore,
thinking them likely to interest you, I hasten to bring them to your knowledge. The household in which I am
now employed is that of an old savant, named Monsieur Picot, who lives on a first floor, Place de la
Madeleine, in the house and apartment formerly occupied by my late masters, the Thuilliers
"What!" cried la Peyrade, interrupting his reading, "Pere Picot, that ruined old lunatic, occupying such an
apartment as that?"
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"Go on, go on!" said Corentin; "life is full of many strange things. You'll find the explanation farther along;
for our correspondentit is the defect of those fellows to waste themselves on detailsis only too fond of
dotting his i's."
La Peyrade read on:
The Thuilliers left this apartment some weeks ago to return to their Latin quarter. Mademoiselle Brigitte
never really liked our sphere; her total want of education made her ill at ease. Just because I speak correctly,
she was always calling me 'the orator,' and she could not endure Monsieur Pascal, her porter, because, being
beadle in the church of the Madeleine, he had manners; she even found something to say against the dealers
in the great market behind the church, where, of course, she bought her provisions; she complained that they
gave themselves CAPABLE airs, merely because they are not so coarsetongued as those of the Halle, and
only laughed at her when she tried to beat them down. She has leased the whole house to a certain Monsieur
Cerizet (a very ugly man, with a nose all eaten away) for an annual rent of fiftyfive thousand francs. This
tenant seems to know what he is about. He has lately married an actress at one of the minor theatres,
Mademoiselle Olympe Cardinal, and he was just about to occupy himself the firstfloor apartment, where he
proposed to establish his present business, namely, insurance for the "dots" of children, when Monsieur Picot,
arriving from England with his wife, a very rich Englishwoman, saw the apartment and offered such a good
price that Monsieur Cerizet felt constrained to take it. That was the time when, by the help of M. Pascal, the
porter, with whom I have been careful to maintain good relations, I entered the household of Monsieur Picot.
"Monsieur Picot married to a rich Englishwoman!" exclaimed la Peyrade, interrupting himself again; "but it
is incomprehensible."
"Go on, I tell you," said Corentin; "you'll comprehend it presently."
The fortune of my new master,
continued la Peyrade,
is quite a history; and I speak of it to Monsieur le directeur because another person in whom Madame de
Godollo was interested has his marriage closely mixed up in it. That other person is Monsieur Felix Phellion,
the inventor of a star, who, in despair at not being able to marry that demoiselle whom they wanted to give to
the Sieur la Peyrade whom Madame de Godollo made such a fool of
"Scoundrel!" said the Provencal, in a parenthesis. "Is that how he speaks of me? He doesn't know who I am."
Corentin laughed heartily and exhorted his pupil to read on.
who, in despair at not being able to marry that demoiselle . . . went to England in order to embark for a
journey round the world a lover's notion! Learning of this departure, Monsieur Picot, his former professor,
who took great interest in his pupil, went after him to prevent that nonsense, which turned out not to be
difficult. The English are naturally very jealous of discoveries, and when they saw Monsieur Phellion coming
to embark at the heels of their own savants they asked him for his permit from the Admiralty; which, not
having been provided, he could not produce; so then they laughed in his face and would not let him embark at
all, fearing that he should prove more learned than they.
"He is a fine hand at the 'entente cordiale,' your Monsieur Henri," said la Peyrade, gaily.
"Yes," replied Corentin; "you will be struck, in the reports of nearly all our agents, with this general and
perpetual inclination to calumniate. But what's to be done? For the trade of spies we can't have angels."
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Left upon the shore, Telemachus and his mentor
"You see our men are lettered," commented Corentin.
Telemachus and his mentor thought best to return to France, and were about to do so when Monsieur Picot
received a letter such as none but an Englishwoman could write. It told him that the writer had read his
"Theory of Perpetual Motion," and had also heard of his magnificent discovery of a star; that she regarded
him as a genius only second to Newton, and that if the hand of her who addressed him, joined to eighty
thousand pounds sterlingthat is, two millionsof "dot," was agreeable to him it was at his disposal. The
first thought of the good man was to make his pupil marry her, but finding that impossible, he told her, before
accepting on his own account, that he was old and threequarters blind, and had never discovered a star, and
did not own a penny. The Englishwoman replied that Milton was not young either, and was altogether blind;
that Monsieur Picot seemed to her to have nothing worse than a cataract, for she knew all about it, being the
daughter of a great oculist, and she would have him operated upon; that as for the star, she did not care so
very much about that; it was the author of the "Theory of Perpetual Motion" who was the man of her dreams,
and to whom she again offered her hand with eighty thousand pounds sterling (two millions) of "dot."
Monsieur Picot replied that if his sight were restored and she would consent to live in Paris, for he hated
England, he would let himself be married. The operation was performed and was successful, and, at the end
of three weeks the newly married pair arrived in the capital. These details I obtained from the lady's maid,
with whom I am on the warmest terms.
"Oh! the puppy!" said Corentin, laughing.
The above is therefore hearsay, but what remains to be told to Monsieur le directeur are facts of which I can
speak "de visu," and to which I am, consequently, in a position to certify. As soon as Monsieur and Madame
Picot had installed themselves, which was done in the most sumptuous and comfortable manner, my master
gave me a number of invitations to dinner to carry to the Thuillier family, the Colleville family, the Minard
family, the Abbe Gondrin, vicar of the Madeleine, and nearly all the guests who were present at another
dinner a few months earlier, when he had an encounter with Mademoiselle Thuillier, and behaved, I must say,
in a rather singular manner. All the persons who received these invitations were so astonished to learn that the
old man Picot had married a rich wife and was living in the Thuilliers' old apartment that most of them came
to inquire of Monsieur Pascal, the porter, to see if they were hoaxed. The information they obtained being
honest and honorable, the whole society arrived punctually on time; but Monsieur Picot did not appear. The
guests were received by Madame Picot, who does not speak French and could only say, "My husband is
coming soon"; after which, not being able to make further conversation, the company were dull and ill at
ease. At last Monsieur Picot arrived, and all present were stupefied on seeing, instead of an old blind man,
shabbily dressed, a handsome young elderly man, bearing his years jauntily, like Monsieur Ferville of the
Gymnase, who said with a lively air:
"I beg your pardon, mesdames, for not being here at the moment of your arrival; but I was at the Academy of
Sciences, awaiting the result of an election,that of Monsieur Felix Phellion, who has been elected
unanimously less three votes."
This news seemed to have a great effect upon the company. So then Monsieur Picot resumed:
"I must also, mesdames, ask your pardon for the rather improper manner in which I behaved a short time ago
in the house where we are now assembled. My excuse must be my late infirmity, the annoyances of a family
lawsuit, and of an old housekeeper who robbed me and tormented me in a thousand ways, from whom I am
happily delivered. Today you see me another man, rejuvenated and rich with the blessings bestowed upon
me by the amiable woman who has given me her hand; and I should be in the happiest frame of mind to
receive you if the recollection of my young friend, whose eminence as a man of science has just been
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consecrated by the Academy, did not cast upon my mind a veil of sadness. All here present," continued
Monsieur Picot, raising his voice, which is rather loud, "are guilty towards him: I, for ingratitude when he
gave me the glory of his discovery and the reward of his immortal labors; that young lady, whom I see over
there with tears in her eyes, for having foolishly accused him of atheism; that other lady, with the stern face,
for having harshly replied to the proposals of his noble father, whose white hairs she ought rather to have
honored; Monsieur Thuillier, for having sacrificed him to ambition; Monsieur Colleville, for not performing
his part of father and choosing for his daughter the worthiest and most honorable man; Monsieur Minard, for
having tried to foist his son into his place. There are but two persons in the room at this moment who have
done him full justice,Madame Thuillier and Monsieur l'Abbe Gondrin. Well, I shall now ask that man of
God whether we can help doubting the divine justice when this generous young man, the victim of all of us,
is, at the present hour, at the mercy of waves and tempests, to which for three long years he is consigned."
"Providence is very powerful, monsieur," replied the Abbe Gondrin. "God will protect Monsieur Felix
Phellion wherever he may be, and I have the firmest hope that three years hence he will be among his friends
once more."
"But three years!" said Monsieur Picot. "Will it still be time? Will Mademoiselle Colleville have waited for
him?"
"Yes, I swear it!" cried the young girl, carried away by an impulse she could not control.
Then she sat down again, quite ashamed, and burst into tears.
"And you, Mademoiselle Thuillier, and you, Madame Colleville, will you permit this young lady to reserve
herself for one who is worthy of her?"
"Yes! Yes!" cried everybody; for Monsieur Picot's voice, which is very full and sonorous, seemed to have
tears in it and affected everybody.
"Then it is time," he said, "to forgive Providence."
And rushing suddenly to the door, where my ear was glued to the keyhole, he very nearly caught me.
"Announce," he said to me, in a very loud tone of voice, "Monsieur Felix Phellion and his family."
And thereupon the door of a side room opened, and five or six persons came out, who were led by Monsieur
Picot into the salon.
At the sight of her LOVER, Mademoiselle Colleville was taken ill, but the faint lasted only a minute; seeing
Monsieur Felix at her feet she threw herself into Madame Thuillier's arms, crying out:
"Godmother! you always told me to hope."
Mademoiselle Thuillier, who, in spite of her harsh nature and want of education, I have always myself
thought a remarkable woman, now had a fine impulse. As the company were about to go into the
diningroom,
"One moment!" she said.
Then going up to Monsieur Phellion, senior, she said to him:
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"Monsieur and old friend! I ask you for the hand of Monsieur Felix Phellion for our adopted daughter,
Mademoiselle Colleville."
"Bravo! bravo!" they call cried in chorus.
"My God!" said Monsieur Phellion, with tears in his eyes; "what have I done to deserve such happiness?"
"You have been an honest man and a Christian without knowing it," replied the Abbe Gondrin.
Here la Peyrade flung down the manuscript.
"You did not finish it," said Corentin, taking back the paper. "However, there's not much more. Monsieur
Henri confesses to me that the scene had MOVED HIM; he also says that, knowing the interest I had
formerly taken in the marriage, he thought he ought to inform me of its conclusion; ending with a slightly
veiled suggestion of a fee. No, stay," resumed Corentin, "here is a detail of some importance:"
The English woman seems to have made it known during dinner that, having no heirs, her fortune, after the
lives of herself and her husband, will go to Felix. That will make him powerfully rich one of these days.
La Peyrade had risen and was striding about the room with rapid steps.
"Well," said Corentin, "what is the matter with you?"
"Nothing."
"That is not true," said the great detective. "I think you envy the happiness of that young man. My dear
fellow, permit me to tell you that if such a conclusion were to your taste, you should have acted as he has
done. When I sent you two thousand francs on which to study law, I did not intend you to succeed me; I
expected you to row your galley laboriously, to have the needful courage for obscure and painful toil; your
day would infallibly have come. But you chose to violate fortune"
"Monsieur!"
"I mean hasten it, reap it before it ripened. You flung yourself into journalism; then into business,
questionable business; you made acquaintance with Messieurs Dutocq and Cerizet. Frankly, I think you
fortunate to have entered the port which harbors you today. In any case, you are not sufficiently simple of
heart to have really valued the joys reserved for Felix Phellion. These bourgeois"
"These bourgeois," said la Peyrade, quickly,"I know them now. They have great absurdities, great vices
even, but they have virtues, or, at the least, estimable qualities; in them lies the vital force of our corrupt
society."
"YOUR society!" said Corentin, smiling; "you speak as if you were still in the ranks. You have another
sphere, my dear fellow; and you must learn to be more content with your lot. Governments pass, societies
perish or dwindle; but weWE dominate all things; the police is eternal."
TRANSLATOR'S NOTE
Note.This volume ("Les Petits Bourgeois") was not published until 1854, more than three years after
Balzac's death; although he says of it in March, 1844: "I must tell you that my work entitled 'Les Petits
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Bourgeois,' owing to difficulties of execution, requires still a month's labor, although the book is entirely
written." And again, in October, 1846, he says: "It is to such scruples" (care in perfecting his work) "that
delays which have injured several of my works are due; for instance, 'Les Paysans,' which has long been
nearly finished, and 'Les Petits Bourgeois,' which has been in type at the printing office for the last eighteen
months."
ADDENDUM
The following personages appear in other stories of the Human Comedy.
Barbet A Distinguished Provincial at Paris A Man of Business The Seamy Side of History The Middle
Classes
Baudoyer, Isidore The Government Clerks The Middle Classes Cousin Pons
Beaumesnil, Mademoiselle The Middle Classes Scenes from a Courtesan's Life A Second Home
Bianchon, Horace Father Goriot The Atheist's Mass Cesar Birotteau The Commission in Lunacy Lost
Illusions A Distinguished Provincial at Paris A Bachelor's Establishment The Secrets of a Princess The
Government Clerks Pierrette A Study of Woman Scenes from a Courtesan's Life Honorine The Seamy Side
of History The Magic Skin A Second Home A Prince of Bohemia Letters of Two Brides The Muse of the
Department The Imaginary Mistress The Middle Classes Cousin Betty The Country Parson In addition, M.
Bianchon narrated the following: Another Study of Woman La Grande Breteche
Bousquier, Du (or Du Croisier or Du Bourguier) Jealousies of a Country Town The Middle Classes
Brisetout, Heloise Cousin Betty Cousin Pons The Middle Classes
Bruel, Jean Francois du A Bachelor's Establishment The Government Clerks A Start in Life A Prince of
Bohemia The Middle Classes A Distinguished Provincial at Paris A Daughter of Eve
Bruel, Claudine Chaffaroux, Madame du A Bachelor's Establishment A Prince of Bohemia A Distinguished
Provincial at Paris Letters of Two Brides The Middle Classes
Bruno Scenes from a Courtesan's Life The Middle Classes
Cardot (Parisian notary) The Muse of the Department A Man of Business Jealousies of a Country Town
Pierre Grassou The Middle Classes Cousin Pons
Cerizet Lost Illusions A Man of Business Scenes from a Courtesan's Life The Middle Classes
Chaffaroux Cesar Birotteau A Prince of Bohemia The Middle Classes
Claparon, Charles A Bachelor's Establishment Cesar Birotteau Melmoth Reconciled The Firm of Nucingen A
Man of Business The Middle Classes
Cochin, EmileLouisLucienEmmanuel Cesar Birotteau The Government Clerks The Firm of Nucingen
The Middle Classes
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Colleville The Government Clerks The Middle Classes
Colleville, Flavie Minoret, Madame The Government Clerks Cousin Betty The Middle Classes
Corentin The Chouans The Gondreville Mystery Scenes from a Courtesan's Life The Middle Classes
Couture Beatrix The Firm of Nucingen The Middle Classes
Crochard, Charles A Second Home The Middle Classes
Desroches (son) A Bachelor's Establishment Colonel Chabert A Start in Life A Woman of Thirty The
Commission in Lunacy The Government Clerks A Distinguished Provincial at Paris Scenes from a
Courtesan's Life The Firm of Nucingen A Man of Business The Middle Classes
Dutocq The Government Clerks The Middle Classes
Fleury The Government Clerks The Middle Classes
Galathionne, Prince and Princess (both not in each story) The Secrets of a Princess The Middle Classes
Father Goriot A Distinguished Provincial at Paris A Daughter of Eve Beatrix
Godard, Joseph The Government Clerks The Middle Classes
Godeschal, FrancoisClaudeMarie Colonel Chabert A Bachelor's Establishment A Start in Life The
Commission in Lunacy The Middle Classes Cousin Pons
Grassou, Pierre Pierre Grassou A Bachelor's Establishment Cousin Betty The Middle Classes Cousin Pons
Grindot Cesar Birotteau Lost Illusions A Distinguished Provincial at Paris A Start in Life Scenes from a
Courtesan's Life Beatrix The Middle Classes Cousin Betty
Katt Scenes from a Courtesan's Life The Middle Classes
Keller, Adolphe The Middle Classes Pierrette Cesar Birotteau
La Peyrade, CharlesMarieTheodose de Scenes from a Courtesan's Life The Middle Classes
La Peyrade, Madame de Scenes from a Courtesan's Life The Middle Classes
La RocheHugon, Martial de Domestic Peace The Peasantry A Daughter of Eve The Member for Arcis The
Middle Classes Cousin Betty
Laudigeois The Government Clerks The Middle Classes
Lousteau, Etienne A Distinguished Provincial at Paris A Bachelor's Establishment Scenes from a Courtesan's
Life A Daughter of Eve Beatrix The Muse of the Department Cousin Betty A Prince of Bohemia A Man of
Business The Middle Classes The Unconscious Humorists
Metivier Lost Illusions The Government Clerks The Middle Classes
Metivier (nephew) The Seamy Side of History The Middle Classes
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Minard, AugusteJeanFrancois The Government Clerks The Firm of Nucingen The Middle Classes
Minard, Madame The Government Clerks The Middle Classes
Phellion The Government Clerks The Middle Classes
Poiret, the elder The Government Clerks Father Goriot A Start in Life Scenes from a Courtesan's Life The
Middle Classes
Poiret, Madame (nee ChristineMichelle Michonneau) Father Goriot Scenes from a Courtesan's Life The
Middle Classes
Popinot, JeanJules Cesar Birotteau Honorine The Commission in Lunacy The Seamy Side of History The
Middle Classes
Rabourdin, Xavier The Government Clerks At the Sign of the Cat and Racket Cesar Birotteau The Middle
Classes
Saillard The Government Clerks The Middle Classes
Thuillier The Government Clerks The Middle Classes
Thuillier, MarieJeanneBrigitte The Government Clerks The Middle Classes
Thuillier, LouisJerome The Government Clerks The Middle Classes
Tillet, Ferdinand du Cesar Birotteau The Firm of Nucingen The Middle Classes A Bachelor's Establishment
Pierrette Melmoth Reconciled A Distinguished Provincial at Paris The Secrets of a Princess A Daughter of
Eve The Member for Arcis Cousin Betty The Unconscious Humorists
Vinet Pierrette The Member for Arcis The Middle Classes Cousin Pons
Vinet, Olivier The Member for Arcis Cousin Pons The Middle Classes
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