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Table of Contents
The Road to Oz ....................................................................................................................................................1
L. Frank Baum.........................................................................................................................................1
To My Readers .........................................................................................................................................1
1. The Way to Butterfield.......................................................................................................................2
2. Dorothy Meets ButtonBright............................................................................................................7
3. A Queer Village................................................................................................................................11
4. King Dox ...........................................................................................................................................15
5. The Rainbow's Daughter ...................................................................................................................19
6. The City Of Beasts ............................................................................................................................22
7. The Shaggy Man's Transformation ...................................................................................................25
8. The Musicker....................................................................................................................................30
9. Facing the Scoodlers .........................................................................................................................33
10. Escaping the SoupKettle ...............................................................................................................36
11. Johnny Dooit Does It......................................................................................................................40
12. The Deadly Desert Crossed............................................................................................................44
13. The Truth Pond...............................................................................................................................45
14. TikTok and Billina ........................................................................................................................48
15. The Emperor's Tin Castle...............................................................................................................51
16. Visiting the PumpkinField ............................................................................................................53
17. The Royal Chariot Arrives ..............................................................................................................55
18. The Emerald City ............................................................................................................................58
19. The Shaggy Man's Welcome..........................................................................................................60
20. Princess Ozma Of Oz ......................................................................................................................62
21. Dorothy Receives the Guests ..........................................................................................................65
22. Important Arrivals ...........................................................................................................................69
23. The Grand Banquet .........................................................................................................................72
24. The Birthday Celebration ................................................................................................................74
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The Road to Oz
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1. The Way to Butterfield
2. Dorothy Meets ButtonBright
3. A Queer Village
4. King Dox
5. The Rainbow's Daughter
6. The City of Beasts
7. The Shaggy Man's Transformation
8. The Musicker
9. Facing the Scoodlers
10. Escaping the SoupKettle
11. Johnny Dooit Does It
12. The Deadly Desert Crossed
13. The Truth Pond
14. TikTok and Billina
15. The Emperor's Tin Castle
16. Visiting the PumpkinField
17. The Royal Chariot Arrives
18. The Emerald City
19. The Shaggy Man's Welcome
20. Princess Ozma of Oz
21. Dorothy Receives the Guests
22. Important Arrivals
23. The Grand Banquet
24. The Birthday Celebration
In which is related how Dorothy Gale of Kansas,
The Shaggy Man, Button Bright, and Polychrome
the Rainbow's Daughter met on an
Enchanted Road and followed
it all the way to the
Marvelous Land
of Oz.
by L. Frank Baum
"Royal Historian of Oz"
To My Readers
Well, my dears, here is what you have asked for: another "Oz Book" about Dorothy's strange adventures.
Toto is in this story, because you wanted him to be there, and many other characters which you will recognize
are in the story, too. Indeed, the wishes of my little correspondents have been considered as carefully as
possible, and if the story is not exactly as you would have written it yourselves, you must remember that a
story has to be a story before it can be written down, and the writer cannot change it much without spoiling it.
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In the preface to "Dorothy and the Wizard of Oz" I said I would like to write some stories that were not "Oz"
stories, because I thought I had written about Oz long enough; but since that volume was published I have
been fairly deluged with letters from children imploring me to "write more about Dorothy," and "more about
Oz," and since I write only to please the children I shall try to respect their wishes.
There are some new characters in this book that ought to win your live. I'm very fond of the shaggy man
myself, and I think you will like him, too. As for Polychromethe Rainbow's Daughterand stupid little
ButtonBright, they seem to have brought a new element of fun into these Oz stories, and I am glad I
discovered them. Yet I am anxious to have you write and tell me how you like them.
Since this book was written I have received some very remarkable News from The Land of Oz, which has
greatly astonished me. I believe it will astonish you, too, my dears, when you hear it. But it is such a long and
exciting story that it must be saved for another bookand perhaps that book will be the last story that will
ever be told about the Land of Oz.
L. FRANK BAUM
Coronado, 1909.
1. The Way to Butterfield
"Please, miss," said the shaggy man, "can you tell me the road to Butterfield?"
Dorothy looked him over. Yes, he was shaggy, all right, but there was a twinkle in his eye that seemed
pleasant.
"Oh yes," she replied; "I can tell you. But it isn't this road at all."
"No?"
"You cross the tenacre lot, follow the lane to the highway, go north to the five branches, and takelet me
see"
"To be sure, miss; see as far as Butterfield, if you like," said the shaggy man.
"You take the branch next the willow stump, I b'lieve; or else the branch by the gopher holes; or else"
"Won't any of 'em do, miss?"
"'Course not, Shaggy Man. You must take the right road to get to Butterfield."
"And is that the one by the gopher stump, or"
"Dear me!" cried Dorothy. "I shall have to show you the way, you're so stupid. Wait a minute till I run in the
house and get my sunbonnet."
The shaggy man waited. He had an oatstraw in his mouth, which he chewed slowly as if it tasted good; but
it didn't. There was an appletree beside the house, and some apples had fallen to the ground. The shaggy
man thought they would taste better than the oatstraw, so he walked over to get some. A little black dog
with bright brown eyes dashed out of the farmhouse and ran madly toward the shaggy man, who had
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already picked up three apples and put them in one of the big wide pockets of his shaggy coat. The little dog
barked and made a dive for the shaggy man's leg; but he grabbed the dog by the neck and put it in his big
pocket along with the apples. He took more apples, afterward, for many were on the ground; and each one
that he tossed into his pocket hit the little dog somewhere upon the head or back, and made him growl. The
little dog's name was Toto, and he was sorry he had been put in the shaggy man's pocket.
Pretty soon Dorothy came out of the house with her sunbonnet, and she called out:
"Come on, Shaggy Man, if you want me to show you the road to Butterfield." She climbed the fence into the
tenacre lot and he followed her, walking slowly and stumbling over the little hillocks in the pasture as if he
was thinking of something else and did not notice them.
"My, but you're clumsy!" said the little girl. "Are your feet tired?"
"No, miss; it's my whiskers; they tire very easily in this warm weather," said he. "I wish it would snow, don't
you?"
"'Course not, Shaggy Man," replied Dorothy, giving him a severe look. "If it snowed in August it would spoil
the corn and the oats and the wheat; and then Uncle Henry wouldn't have any crops; and that would make
him poor; and"
"Never mind," said the shaggy man. "It won't snow, I guess. Is this the lane?"
"Yes," replied Dorothy, climbing another fence; "I'll go as far as the highway with you."
"Thankee, miss; you're very kind for your size, I'm sure," said he gratefully.
"It isn't everyone who knows the road to Butterfield," Dorothy remarked as she tripped along the lane; "but
I've driven there many a time with Uncle Henry, and so I b'lieve I could find it blindfolded."
"Don't do that, miss," said the shaggy man earnestly; "you might make a mistake."
"I won't," she answered, laughing. "Here's the highway. Now it's the secondno, the third turn to the
leftor else it's the fourth. Let's see. The first one is by the elm tree, and the second is by the gopher holes;
and then"
"Then what?" he inquired, putting his hands in his coat pockets. Toto grabbed a finger and bit it; the shaggy
man took his hand out of that pocket quickly, and said "Oh!"
Dorothy did not notice. She was shading her eyes from the sun with her arm, looking anxiously down the
road.
"Come on," she commanded. "It's only a little way farther, so I may as well show you."
After a while, they came to the place where five roads branched in different directions; Dorothy pointed to
one, and said:
"That's it, Shaggy Man."
"I'm much obliged, miss," he said, and started along another road.
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"Not that one!" she cried; "you're going wrong."
He stopped.
"I thought you said that other was the road to Butterfield," said he, running his fingers through his shaggy
whiskers in a puzzled way.
"So it is."
"But I don't want to go to Butterfield, miss."
"You don't?"
"Of course not. I wanted you to show me the road, so I shouldn't go there by mistake."
"Oh! Where DO you want to go, then?"
"I'm not particular, miss."
This answer astonished the little girl; and it made her provoked, too, to think she had taken all this trouble for
nothing.
"There are a good many roads here," observed the shaggy man, turning slowly around, like a human
windmill. "Seems to me a person could go 'most anywhere, from this place."
Dorothy turned around too, and gazed in surprise. There WERE a good many roads; more than she had ever
seen before. She tried to count them, knowing there ought to be five, but when she had counted seventeen she
grew bewildered and stopped, for the roads were as many as the spokes of a wheel and ran in every direction
from the place where they stood; so if she kept on counting she was likely to count some of the roads twice.
"Dear me!" she exclaimed. "There used to be only five roads, highway and all. And nowwhy, where's the
highway, Shaggy Man?"
"Can't say, miss," he responded, sitting down upon the ground as if tired with standing. "Wasn't it here a
minute ago?"
"I thought so," she answered, greatly perplexed. "And I saw the gopher holes, too, and the dead stump; but
they're not here now. These roads are all strangeand what a lot of them there are! Where do you suppose
they all go to?"
"Roads," observed the shaggy man, "don't go anywhere. They stay in one place, so folks can walk on them."
He put his hand in his sidepocket and drew out an applequick, before Toto could bite him again. The
little dog got his head out this time and said "Bowwow!" so loudly that it made Dorothy jump.
"O, Toto!" she cried; "where did you come from?"
"I brought him along," said the shaggy man.
"What for?" she asked.
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"To guard these apples in my pocket, miss, so no one would steal them."
With one hand the shaggy man held the apple, which he began eating, while with the other hand he pulled
Toto out of his pocket and dropped him to the ground. Of course Toto made for Dorothy at once, barking
joyfully at his release from the dark pocket. When the child had patted his head lovingly, he sat down before
her, his red tongue hanging out one side of his mouth, and looked up into her face with his bright brown eyes,
as if asking her what they should do next.
Dorothy didn't know. She looked around her anxiously for some familiar landmark; but everything was
strange. Between the branches of the many roads were green meadows and a few shrubs and trees, but she
couldn't see anywhere the farmhouse from which she had just come, or anything she had ever seen
beforeexcept the shaggy man and Toto. Besides this, she had turned around and around so many times
trying to find out where she was, that now she couldn't even tell which direction the farmhouse ought to be
in; and this began to worry her and make her feel anxious.
"I'm 'fraid, Shaggy Man," she said, with a sigh, "that we're lost!"
"That's nothing to be afraid of," he replied, throwing away the core of his apple and beginning to eat another
one. "Each of these roads must lead somewhere, or it wouldn't be here. So what does it matter?"
"I want to go home again," she said.
"Well, why don't you?" said he.
"I don't know which road to take."
"That is too bad," he said, shaking his shaggy head gravely. "I wish I could help you; but I can't. I'm a
stranger in these parts."
"Seems as if I were, too," she said, sitting down beside him. "It's funny. A few minutes ago I was home, and I
just came to show you the way to Butterfield"
"So I shouldn't make a mistake and go there"
"And now I'm lost myself and don't know how to get home!"
"Have an apple," suggested the shaggy man, handing her one with pretty red cheeks.
"I'm not hungry," said Dorothy, pushing it away.
"But you may be, tomorrow; then you'll be sorry you didn't eat the apple," said he.
"If I am, I'll eat the apple then," promised Dorothy.
"Perhaps there won't be any apple then," he returned, beginning to eat the redcheeked one himself. "Dogs
sometimes can find their way home better than people," he went on; "perhaps your dog can lead you back to
the farm."
"Will you, Toto?" asked Dorothy.
Toto wagged his tail vigorously.
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"All right," said the girl; "let's go home."
Toto looked around a minute and dashed up one of the roads.
"Goodbye, Shaggy Man," called Dorothy, and ran after Toto. The little dog pranced briskly along for some
distance; when he turned around and looked at his mistress questioningly.
"Oh, don't 'spect ME to tell you anything; I don't know the way," she said. "You'll have to find it yourself."
But Toto couldn't. He wagged his tail, and sneezed, and shook his ears, and trotted back where they had left
the shaggy man. From here he started along another road; then came back and tried another; but each time he
found the way strange and decided it would not take them to the farmhouse. Finally, when Dorothy had
begun to tire with chasing after him, Toto sat down panting beside the shaggy man and gave up.
Dorothy sat down, too, very thoughtful. The little girl had encountered some queer adventures since she came
to live at the farm; but this was the queerest of them all. To get lost in fifteen minutes, so near to her home
and in the unromantic State of Kansas, was an experience that fairly bewildered her.
"Will your folks worry?" asked the shaggy man, his eyes twinkling in a pleasant way.
"I s'pose so," answered Dorothy with a sigh. "Uncle Henry says there's ALWAYS something happening to
me; but I've always come home safe at the last. So perhaps he'll take comfort and think I'll come home safe
this time."
"I'm sure you will," said the shaggy man, smilingly nodding at her. "Good little girls never come to any harm,
you know. For my part, I'm good, too; so nothing ever hurts me."
Dorothy looked at him curiously. His clothes were shaggy, his boots were shaggy and full of holes, and his
hair and whiskers were shaggy. But his smile was sweet and his eyes were kind.
"Why didn't you want to go to Butterfield?" she asked.
"Because a man lives there who owes me fifteen cents, and if I went to Butterfield and he saw me he'd want
to pay me the money. I don't want money, my dear."
"Why not?" she inquired.
"Money," declared the shaggy man, "makes people proud and haughty. I don't want to be proud and haughty.
All I want is to have people love me; and as long as I own the Love Magnet, everyone I meet is sure to love
me dearly."
"The Love Magnet! Why, what's that?"
"I'll show you, if you won't tell any one," he answered, in a low, mysterious voice.
"There isn't any one to tell, 'cept Toto," said the girl.
The shaggy man searched in one pocket, carefully; and in another pocket; and in a third. At last he drew out a
small parcel wrapped in crumpled paper and tied with a cotton string. He unwound the string, opened the
parcel, and took out a bit of metal shaped like a horseshoe. It was dull and brown, and not very pretty.
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"This, my dear," said he, impressively, "is the wonderful Love Magnet. It was given me by an Eskimo in the
Sandwich Islandswhere there are no sandwiches at alland as long as I carry it every living thing I meet
will love me dearly."
"Why didn't the Eskimo keep it?" she asked, looking at the Magnet with interest.
"He got tired of being loved and longed for some one to hate him. So he gave me the Magnet and the very
next day a grizzly bear ate him."
"Wasn't he sorry then?" she inquired.
"He didn't say," replied the shaggy man, wrapping and tying the Love Magnet with great care and putting it
away in another pocket. "But the bear didn't seem sorry a bit," he added.
"Did you know the bear?" asked Dorothy.
"Yes; we used to play ball together in the Caviar Islands. The bear loved me because I had the Love Magnet.
I couldn't blame him for eating the Eskimo, because it was his nature to do so."
"Once," said Dorothy, "I knew a Hungry Tiger who longed to eat fat babies, because it was his nature to; but
he never ate any because he had a Conscience."
"This bear," replied the shaggy man, with a sigh, "had no Conscience, you see."
The shaggy man sat silent for several minutes, apparently considering the cases of the bear and the tiger,
while Toto watched him with an air of great interest. The little dog was doubtless thinking of his ride in the
shaggy man's pocket and planning to keep out of reach in the future.
At last the shaggy man turned and inquired, "What's your name, little girl?"
"My name's Dorothy," said she, jumping up again, "but what are we going to do? We can't stay here forever,
you know."
"Let's take the seventh road," he suggested. "Seven is a lucky number for little girls named Dorothy."
"The seventh from where?"
"From where you begin to count."
So she counted seven roads, and the seventh looked just like all the others; but the shaggy man got up from
the ground where he had been sitting and started down this road as if sure it was the best way to go; and
Dorothy and Toto followed him.
2. Dorothy Meets ButtonBright
The seventh road was a good road, and curved this way and that winding through green meadows and
fields covered with daisies and buttercups and past groups of shady trees. There were no houses of any sort to
be seen, and for some distance they met with no living creature at all.
Dorothy began to fear they were getting a good way from the farmhouse, since here everything was strange
to her; but it would do no good at all to go back where the other roads all met, because the next one they
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chose might lead her just as far from home.
She kept on beside the shaggy man, who whistled cheerful tunes to beguile the journey, until by and by they
followed a turn in the road and saw before them a big chestnut tree making a shady spot over the highway. In
the shade sat a little boy dressed in sailor clothes, who was digging a hole in the earth with a bit of wood. He
must have been digging some time, because the hole was already big enough to drop a football into.
Dorothy and Toto and the shaggy man came to a halt before the little boy, who kept on digging in a sober and
persistent fashion.
"Who are you?" asked the girl.
He looked up at her calmly. His face was round and chubby and his eyes were big, blue and earnest.
"I'm ButtonBright," said he.
"But what's your real name?" she inquired.
"ButtonBright."
"That isn't a reallytruly name!" she exclaimed.
"Isn't it?" he asked, still digging.
"'Course not. It's just aa thing to call you by. You must have a name."
"Must I?"
"To be sure. What does your mama call you?"
He paused in his digging and tried to think.
"Papa always said I was bright as a button; so mama always called me ButtonBright," he said.
"What is your papa's name?"
"Just Papa."
"What else?"
"Don't know."
"Never mind," said the shaggy man, smiling. "We'll call the boy ButtonBright, as his mama does. That name
is as good as any, and better than some."
Dorothy watched the boy dig.
"Where do you live?" she asked.
"Don't know," was the reply.
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"How did you come here?"
"Don't know," he said again.
"Don't you know where you came from?"
"No," said he.
"Why, he must be lost," she said to the shaggy man. She turned to the boy once more.
"What are you going to do?" she inquired.
"Dig," said he.
"But you can't dig forever; and what are you going to do then?" she persisted.
"Don't know," said the boy.
"But you MUST know SOMETHING," declared Dorothy, getting provoked.
"Must I?" he asked, looking up in surprise.
"Of course you must."
"What must I know?"
"What's going to become of you, for one thing," she answered.
"Do YOU know what's going to become of me?" he asked.
"Notnot 'zactly," she admitted.
"Do you know what's going to become of YOU?" he continued, earnestly.
"I can't say I do," replied Dorothy, remembering her present difficulties.
The shaggy man laughed.
"No one knows everything, Dorothy," he said.
"But ButtonBright doesn't seem to know ANYthing," she declared. "Do you, ButtonBright?"
He shook his head, which had pretty curls all over it, and replied with perfect calmness:
"Don't know."
Never before had Dorothy met with anyone who could give her so little information. The boy was evidently
lost, and his people would be sure to worry about him. He seemed two or three years younger than Dorothy,
and was prettily dressed, as if someone loved him dearly and took much pains to make him look well. How,
then, did he come to be in this lonely road? she wondered.
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Near ButtonBright, on the ground, lay a sailor hat with a gilt anchor on the band. His sailor trousers were
long and wide at the bottom, and the broad collar of his blouse had gold anchors sewed on its corners. The
boy was still digging at his hole.
"Have you ever been to sea?" asked Dorothy.
"To see what?" answered ButtonBright.
"I mean, have you ever been where there's water?"
"Yes," said ButtonBright; "there's a well in our back yard."
"You don't understand," cried Dorothy. "I mean, have you ever been on a big ship floating on a big ocean?"
"Don't know," said he.
"Then why do you wear sailor clothes?"
"Don't know," he answered, again.
Dorothy was in despair.
"You're just AWFUL stupid, ButtonBright," she said.
"Am I?" he asked.
"Yes, you are."
"Why?" looking up at her with big eyes.
She was going to say: "Don't know," but stopped herself in time.
"That's for you to answer," she replied.
"It's no use asking ButtonBright questions," said the shaggy man, who had been eating another apple; "but
someone ought to take care of the poor little chap, don't you think? So he'd better come along with us."
Toto had been looking with great curiosity in the hole which the boy was digging, and growing more and
more excited every minute, perhaps thinking that ButtonBright was after some wild animal. The little dog
began barking loudly and jumped into the hole himself, where he began to dig with his tiny paws, making the
earth fly in all directions. It spattered over the boy. Dorothy seized him and raised him to his feet, brushing
his clothes with her hand.
"Stop that, Toto!" she called. "There aren't any mice or woodchucks in that hole, so don't be foolish."
Toto stopped, sniffed at the hole suspiciously, and jumped out of it, wagging his tail as if he had done
something important.
"Well," said the shaggy man, "let's start on, or we won't get anywhere before night comes."
"Where do you expect to get to?" asked Dorothy.
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"I'm like ButtonBright. I don't know," answered the shaggy man, with a laugh. "But I've learned from long
experience that every road leads somewhere, or there wouldn't be any road; so it's likely that if we travel long
enough, my dear, we will come to some place or another in the end. What place it will be we can't even guess
at this moment, but we're sure to find out when we get there."
"Why, yes," said Dorothy; "that seems reas'n'ble, Shaggy Man."
3. A Queer Village
ButtonBright took the shaggy man's hand willingly; for the shaggy man had the Love Magnet, you know,
which was the reason ButtonBright had loved him at once. They started on, with Dorothy on one side, and
Toto on the other, the little party trudging along more cheerfully than you might have supposed. The girl was
getting used to queer adventures, which interested her very much. Wherever Dorothy went Toto was sure to
go, like Mary's little lamb. ButtonBright didn't seem a bit afraid or worried because he was lost, and the
shaggy man had no home, perhaps, and was as happy in one place as in another.
Before long they saw ahead of them a fine big arch spanning the road, and when they came nearer they found
that the arch was beautifully carved and decorated with rich colors. A row of peacocks with spread tails ran
along the top of it, and all the feathers were gorgeously painted. In the center was a large fox's head, and the
fox wore a shrewd and knowing expression and had large spectacles over its eyes and a small golden crown
with shiny points on top of its head.
While the travelers were looking with curiosity at this beautiful arch there suddenly marched out of it a
company of soldiersonly the soldiers were all foxes dressed in uniforms. They wore green jackets and
yellow pantaloons, and their little round caps and their high boots were a bright red color. Also, there was a
big red bow tied about the middle of each long, bushy tail. Each soldier was armed with a wooden sword
having an edge of sharp teeth set in a row, and the sight of these teeth at first caused Dorothy to shudder.
A captain marched in front of the company of foxsoldiers, his uniform embroidered with gold braid to make
it handsomer than the others.
Almost before our friends realized it the soldiers had surrounded them on all sides, and the captain was
calling out in a harsh voice:
"Surrender! You are our prisoners."
"What's a pris'ner?" asked ButtonBright.
"A prisoner is a captive," replied the foxcaptain, strutting up and down with much dignity.
"What's a captive?" asked ButtonBright.
"You're one," said the captain.
That made the shaggy man laugh
"Good afternoon, captain," he said, bowing politely to all the foxes and very low to their commander. "I trust
you are in good health, and that your families are all well?"
The foxcaptain looked at the shaggy man, and his sharp features grew pleasant and smiling.
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"We're pretty well, thank you, Shaggy Man," said he; and Dorothy knew that the Love Magnet was working
and that all the foxes now loved the shaggy man because of it. But Toto didn't know this, for he began
barking angrily and tried to bite the captain's hairy leg where it showed between his red boots and his yellow
pantaloons.
"Stop, Toto!" cried the little girl, seizing the dog in her arms. "These are our friends."
"Why, so we are!" remarked the captain in tones of astonishment. "I thought at first we were enemies, but it
seems you are friends instead. You must come with me to see King Dox."
"Who's he?" asked ButtonBright, with earnest eyes.
"King Dox of Foxville; the great and wise sovereign who rules over our community."
"What's sov'rin, and what's c'u'nity?" inquired ButtonBright.
"Don't ask so many questions, little boy."
"Why?"
"Ah, why indeed?" exclaimed the captain, looking at ButtonBright admiringly. "If you don't ask questions
you will learn nothing. True enough. I was wrong. You're a very clever little boy, come to think of itvery
clever indeed. But now, friends, please come with me, for it is my duty to escort you at once to the royal
palace."
The soldiers marched back through the arch again, and with them marched the shaggy man, Dorothy, Toto,
and ButtonBright. Once through the opening they found a fine, big city spread out before them, all the
houses of carved marble in beautiful colors. The decorations were mostly birds and other fowl, such as
peacocks, pheasants, turkeys, prairiechickens, ducks, and geese. Over each doorway was carved a head
representing the fox who lived in that house, this effect being quite pretty and unusual.
As our friends marched along, some of the foxes came out on the porches and balconies to get a view of the
strangers. These foxes were all handsomely dressed, the girlfoxes and womenfoxes wearing gowns of
feathers woven together effectively and colored in bright hues which Dorothy thought were quite artistic and
decidedly attractive.
ButtonBright stared until his eyes were big and round, and he would have stumbled and fallen more than
once had not the shaggy man grasped his hand tightly. They were all interested, and Toto was so excited he
wanted to bark every minute and to chase and fight every fox he caught sight of; but Dorothy held his little
wiggling body fast in her arms and commanded him to be good and behave himself. So he finally quieted
down, like a wise doggy, deciding there were too many foxes in Foxville to fight at one time.
Byandby they came to a big square, and in the center of the square stood the royal palace. Dorothy knew it
at once because it had over its great door the carved head of a fox just like the one she had seen on the arch,
and this fox was the only one who wore a golden crown.
There were many foxsoldiers guarding the door, but they bowed to the captain and admitted him without
question. The captain led them through many rooms, where richly dressed foxes were sitting on beautiful
chairs or sipping tea, which was being passed around by foxservants in white aprons. They came to a big
doorway covered with heavy curtains of cloth of gold.
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Beside this doorway stood a huge drum. The foxcaptain went to this drum and knocked his knees against
it first one knee and then the otherso that the drum said: "Boomboom."
"You must all do exactly what I do," ordered the captain; so the shaggy man pounded the drum with his
knees, and so did Dorothy and so did ButtonBright. The boy wanted to keep on pounding it with his little fat
knees, because he liked the sound of it; but the captain stopped him. Toto couldn't pound the drum with his
knees and he didn't know enough to wag his tail against it, so Dorothy pounded the drum for him and that
made him bark, and when the little dog barked the foxcaptain scowled.
The golden curtains drew back far enough to make an opening, through which marched the captain with the
others.
The broad, long room they entered was decorated in gold with stainedglass windows of splendid colors. In
the corner of the room upon a richly carved golden throne, sat the foxking, surrounded by a group of other
foxes, all of whom wore great spectacles over their eyes, making them look solemn and important.
Dorothy knew the King at once, because she had seen his head carved on the arch and over the doorway of
the palace. Having met with several other kings in her travels, she knew what to do, and at once made a low
bow before the throne. The shaggy man bowed, too, and ButtonBright bobbed his head and said "Hello."
"Most wise and noble Potentate of Foxville," said the captain, addressing the King in a pompous voice, "I
humbly beg to report that I found these strangers on the road leading to your Foxy Majesty's dominions, and
have therefore brought them before you, as is my duty."
"Soso," said the King, looking at them keenly. "What brought you here, strangers?"
"Our legs, may it please your Royal Hairiness," replied the shaggy man.
"What is your business here?" was the next question.
"To get away as soon as possible," said the shaggy man.
The King didn't know about the Magnet, of course; but it made him love the shaggy man at once.
"Do just as you please about going away," he said; "but I'd like to show you the sights of my city and to
entertain your party while you are here. We feel highly honored to have little Dorothy with us, I assure you,
and we appreciate her kindness in making us a visit. For whatever country Dorothy visits is sure to become
famous."
This speech greatly surprised the little girl, who asked:
"How did your Majesty know my name?"
"Why, everybody knows you, my dear," said the FoxKing. "Don't you realize that? You are quite an
important personage since Princess Ozma of Oz made you her friend."
"Do you know Ozma?" she asked, wondering.
"I regret to say that I do not," he answered, sadly; "but I hope to meet her soon. You know the Princess Ozma
is to celebrate her birthday on the twentyfirst of this month."
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"Is she?" said Dorothy. "I didn't know that."
"Yes; it is to be the most brilliant royal ceremony ever held in any city in Fairyland, and I hope you will try to
get me an invitation."
Dorothy thought a moment.
"I'm sure Ozma would invite you if I asked her," she said; "but how could you get to the Land of Oz and the
Emerald City? It's a good way from Kansas."
"Kansas!" he exclaimed, surprised.
"Why, yes; we are in Kansas now, aren't we?" she returned.
"What a queer notion!" cried the FoxKing, beginning to laugh. "Whatever made you think this is Kansas?"
"I left Uncle Henry's farm only about two hours ago; that's the reason," she said, rather perplexed.
"But, tell me, my dear, did you ever see so wonderful a city as Foxville in Kansas?" he questioned.
"No, your Majesty."
"And haven't you traveled from Oz to Kansas in less than half a jiffy, by means of the Silver Shoes and the
Magic Belt?"
"Yes, your Majesty," she acknowledged.
"Then why do you wonder that an hour or two could bring you to Foxville, which is nearer to Oz than it is to
Kansas?"
"Dear me!" exclaimed Dorothy; "is this another fairy adventure?"
"It seems to be," said the FoxKing, smiling.
Dorothy turned to the shaggy man, and her face was grave and reproachful.
"Are you a magician? or a fairy in disguise?" she asked. "Did you enchant me when you asked the way to
Butterfield?"
The shaggy man shook his head.
"Who ever heard of a shaggy fairy?" he replied. "No, Dorothy, my dear; I'm not to blame for this journey in
any way, I assure you. There's been something strange about me ever since I owned the Love Magnet; but I
don't know what it is any more than you do. I didn't try to get you away from home, at all. If you want to find
your way back to the farm I'll go with you willingly, and do my best to help you."
"Never mind," said the little girl, thoughtfully. "There isn't so much to see in Kansas as there is here, and I
guess Aunt Em won't be VERY much worried; that is, if I don't stay away too long."
"That's right," declared the FoxKing, nodding approval. "Be contented with your lot, whatever it happens to
be, if you are wise. Which reminds me that you have a new companion on this adventurehe looks very
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clever and bright."
"He is," said Dorothy; and the shaggy man added:
"That's his name, your Royal FoxinessButtonBright."
4. King Dox
It was amusing to note the expression on the face of King Dox as he looked the boy over, from his sailor hat
to his stubby shoes, and it was equally diverting to watch ButtonBright stare at the King in return. No fox
ever beheld a fresher, fairer child's face, and no child had ever before heard a fox talk, or met with one who
dressed so handsomely and ruled so big a city. I am sorry to say that no one had ever told the little boy much
about fairies of any kind; this being the case, it is easy to understand how much this strange experience
startled and astonished him.
"How do you like us?" asked the King.
"Don't know," said ButtonBright.
"Of course you don't. It's too short an acquaintance," returned his Majesty. "What do you suppose my name
is?"
"Don't know," said ButtonBright.
"How should you? Well, I'll tell you. My private name is Dox, but a King can't be called by his private name;
he has to take one that is official. Therefore my official name is King Renard the Fourth. Renard with the
accent on the 'Ren'."
"What's 'ren'?" asked ButtonBright.
"How clever!" exclaimed the King, turning a pleased face toward his counselors. "This boy is indeed
remarkably bright. 'What's 'ren'?' he asks; and of course 'ren' is nothing at all, all by itself. Yes, he's very
bright indeed."
"That question is what your Majesty might call foxy," said one of the counselors, an old grey fox.
"So it is," declared the King. Turning again to ButtonBright, he asked:
"Having told you my name, what would you call me?"
"King Dox," said the boy.
"Why?"
"'Cause 'ren''s nothing at all," was the reply.
"Good! Very good indeed! You certainly have a brilliant mind. Do you know why two and two make four?"
"No," said ButtonBright.
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"Clever! clever indeed! Of course you don't know. Nobody knows why; we only know it's so, and can't tell
why it's so. ButtonBright, those curls and blue eyes do not go well with so much wisdom. They make you
look too youthful, and hide your real cleverness. Therefore, I will do you a great favor. I will confer upon you
the head of a fox, so that you may hereafter look as bright as you really are."
As he spoke the King waved his paw toward the boy, and at once the pretty curls and fresh round face and big
blue eyes were gone, while in their place a fox's head appeared upon ButtonBright's shouldersa hairy
head with a sharp nose, pointed ears, and keen little eyes.
"Oh, don't do that!" cried Dorothy, shrinking back from her transformed companion with a shocked and
dismayed face.
"Too late, my dear; it's done. But you also shall have a fox's head if you can prove you're as clever as
ButtonBright."
"I don't want it; it's dreadful!" she exclaimed; and, hearing this verdict, ButtonBright began to boohoo just
as if he were still a little boy.
"How can you call that lovely head dreadful?" asked the King. "It's a much prettier face than he had before, to
my notion, and my wife says I'm a good judge of beauty. Don't cry, little foxboy. Laugh and be proud,
because you are so highly favored. How do you like the new head, ButtonBright?"
"Dddon't nnnknow!" sobbed the child.
"Please, PLEASE change him back again, your Majesty!" begged Dorothy.
King Renard IV shook his head.
"I can't do that," he said; "I haven't the power, even if I wanted to. No, ButtonBright must wear his fox head,
and he'll be sure to love it dearly as soon as he gets used to it."
Both the shaggy man and Dorothy looked grave and anxious, for they were sorrowful that such a misfortune
had overtaken their little companion. Toto barked at the foxboy once or twice, not realizing it was his
former friend who now wore the animal head; but Dorothy cuffed the dog and made him stop. As for the
foxes, they all seemed to think ButtonBright's new head very becoming and that their King had conferred a
great honor on this little stranger. It was funny to see the boy reach up to feel of his sharp nose and wide
mouth, and wail afresh with grief. He wagged his ears in a comical manner and tears were in his little black
eyes. But Dorothy couldn't laugh at her friend just yet, because she felt so sorry.
Just then three little foxprincesses, daughters of the King, entered the room, and when they saw
ButtonBright one exclaimed: "How lovely he is!" and the next one cried in delight: "How sweet he is!" and
the third princess clapped her hands with pleasure and said, "How beautiful he is!"
ButtonBright stopped crying and asked timidly:
"Am I?"
"In all the world there is not another face so pretty," declared the biggest foxprincess.
"You must live with us always, and be our brother," said the next.
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"We shall all love you dearly," the third said.
This praise did much to comfort the boy, and he looked around and tried to smile. It was a pitiful attempt,
because the fox face was new and stiff, and Dorothy thought his expression more stupid than before the
transformation.
"I think we ought to be going now," said the shaggy man, uneasily, for he didn't know what the King might
take into his head to do next.
"Don't leave us yet, I beg of you," pleaded King Renard. "I intend to have several days of feasting and
merrymaking in honor of your visit."
"Have it after we're gone, for we can't wait," said Dorothy, decidedly. But seeing this displeased the King,
she added: "If I'm going to get Ozma to invite you to her party I'll have to find her as soon as poss'ble, you
know."
In spite of all the beauty of Foxville and the gorgeous dresses of its inhabitants, both the girl and the shaggy
man felt they were not quite safe there, and would be glad to see the last of it.
"But it is now evening," the King reminded them, "and you must stay with us until morning, anyhow.
Therefore, I invite you to be my guests at dinner, and to attend the theater afterward and sit in the royal box.
Tomorrow morning, if you really insist upon it, you may resume your journey."
They consented to this, and some of the foxservants led them to a suite of lovely rooms in the big palace.
ButtonBright was afraid to be left alone, so Dorothy took him into her own room. While a maidfox dressed
the little girl's hairwhich was a bit tangledand put some bright, fresh ribbons in it, another maidfox
combed the hair on poor ButtonBright's face and head and brushed it carefully, tying a pink bow to each of
his pointed ears. The maids wanted to dress the children in fine costumes of woven feathers, such as all the
foxes wore; but neither of them consented to that.
"A sailor suit and a fox head do not go well together," said one of the maids, "for no fox was ever a sailor that
I can remember."
"I'm not a fox!" cried ButtonBright.
"Alas, no," agreed the maid. "But you've got a lovely fox head on your skinny shoulders, and that's ALMOST
as good as being a fox."
The boy, reminded of his misfortune, began to cry again. Dorothy petted and comforted him and promised to
find some way to restore him his own head.
"If we can manage to get to Ozma," she said, "the Princess will change you back to yourself in half a second;
so you just wear that fox head as comf't'bly as you can, dear, and don't worry about it at all. It isn't nearly as
pretty as your own head, no matter what the foxes say; but you can get along with it for a little while longer,
can't you?"
"Don't know," said ButtonBright, doubtfully; but he didn't cry any more after that.
Dorothy let the maids pin ribbons to her shoulders, after which they were ready for the King's dinner. When
they met the shaggy man in the splendid drawing room of the palace they found him just the same as before.
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He had refused to give up his shaggy clothes for new ones, because if he did that he would no longer be the
shaggy man, he said, and he might have to get acquainted with himself all over again.
He told Dorothy he had brushed his shaggy hair and whiskers; but she thought he must have brushed them
the wrong way, for they were quite as shaggy as before.
As for the company of foxes assembled to dine with the strangers, they were most beautifully costumed, and
their rich dresses made Dorothy's simple gown and ButtonBright's sailor suit and the shaggy man's shaggy
clothes look commonplace. But they treated their guests with great respect and the King's dinner was a very
good dinner indeed. Foxes, as you know, are fond of chicken and other fowl; so they served chicken soup and
roasted turkey and stewed duck and fried grouse and broiled quail and goose pie, and as the cooking was
excellent the King's guests enjoyed the meal and ate heartily of the various dishes.
The party went to the theater, where they saw a play acted by foxes dressed in costumes of brilliantly colored
feathers. The play was about a foxgirl who was stolen by some wicked wolves and carried to their cave; and
just as they were about to kill her and eat her a company of foxsoldiers marched up, saved the girl, and put
all the wicked wolves to death.
"How do you like it?" the King asked Dorothy.
"Pretty well," she answered. "It reminds me of one of Mr. Aesop's fables."
"Don't mention Aesop to me, I beg of you!" exclaimed King Dox. "I hate that man's name. He wrote a good
deal about foxes, but always made them out cruel and wicked, whereas we are gentle and kind, as you may
see."
"But his fables showed you to be wise and clever, and more shrewd than other animals," said the shaggy man,
thoughtfully.
"So we are. There is no question about our knowing more than men do," replied the King, proudly. "But we
employ our wisdom to do good, instead of harm; so that horrid Aesop did not know what he was talking
about."
They did not like to contradict him, because they felt he ought to know the nature of foxes better than men
did; so they sat still and watched the play, and ButtonBright became so interested that for the time he forgot
he wore a fox head.
Afterward they went back to the palace and slept in soft beds stuffed with feathers; for the foxes raised many
fowl for food, and used their feathers for clothing and to sleep upon.
Dorothy wondered why the animals living in Foxville did not wear just their own hairy skins as wild foxes
do; when she mentioned it to King Dox he said they clothed themselves because they were civilized.
"But you were born without clothes," she observed, "and you don't seem to me to need them."
"So were human beings born without clothes," he replied; "and until they became civilized they wore only
their natural skins. But to become civilized means to dress as elaborately and prettily as possible, and to make
a show of your clothes so your neighbors will envy you, and for that reason both civilized foxes and civilized
humans spend most of their time dressing themselves."
"I don't," declared the shaggy man.
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"That is true," said the King, looking at him carefully; "but perhaps you are not civilized."
After a sound sleep and a good night's rest they had their breakfast with the King and then bade his Majesty
goodbye.
"You've been kind to us'cept poor ButtonBright," said Dorothy, "and we've had a nice time in Foxville."
"Then," said King Dox, "perhaps you'll be good enough to get me an invitation to Princess Ozma's birthday
celebration."
"I'll try," she promised; "if I see her in time."
"It's on the twentyfirst, remember," he continued; "and if you'll just see that I'm invited I'll find a way to
cross the Dreadful Desert into the marvelous Land of Oz. I've always wanted to visit the Emerald City, so I'm
sure it was fortunate you arrived here just when you did, you being Princess Ozma's friend and able to assist
me in getting the invitation."
"If I see Ozma I'll ask her to invite you," she replied.
The FoxKing had a delightful luncheon put up for them, which the shaggy man shoved in his pocket, and
the foxcaptain escorted them to an arch at the side of the village opposite the one by which they had entered.
Here they found more soldiers guarding the road.
"Are you afraid of enemies?" asked Dorothy.
"No; because we are watchful and able to protect ourselves," answered the captain. "But this road leads to
another village peopled by big, stupid beasts who might cause us trouble if they thought we were afraid of
them."
"What beasts are they?" asked the shaggy man.
The captain hesitated to answer. Finally, he said:
"You will learn all about them when you arrive at their city. But do not be afraid of them. ButtonBright is so
wonderfully clever and has now such an intelligent face that I'm sure he will manage to find a way to protect
you."
This made Dorothy and the shaggy man rather uneasy, for they had not so much confidence in the foxboy's
wisdom as the captain seemed to have. But as their escort would say no more about the beasts, they bade him
goodbye and proceeded on their journey.
5. The Rainbow's Daughter
Toto, now allowed to run about as he pleased, was glad to be free again and able to bark at the birds and
chase the butterflies. The country around them was charming, yet in the pretty fields of wildflowers and
groves of leafy trees were no houses whatever, or sign of any inhabitants. Birds flew through the air and
cunning white rabbits darted amongst the tall grasses and green bushes; Dorothy noticed even the ants toiling
busily along the roadway, bearing gigantic loads of clover seed; but of people there were none at all.
They walked briskly on for an hour or two, for even little ButtonBright was a good walker and did not tire
easily. At length as they turned a curve in the road they beheld just before them a curious sight.
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A little girl, radiant and beautiful, shapely as a fairy and exquisitely dressed, was dancing gracefully in the
middle of the lonely road, whirling slowly this way and that, her dainty feet twinkling in sprightly fashion.
She was clad in flowing, fluffy robes of soft material that reminded Dorothy of woven cobwebs, only it was
colored in soft tintings of violet, rose, topaz, olive, azure, and white, mingled together most harmoniously in
stripes which melted one into the other with soft blendings. Her hair was like spun gold and flowed around
her in a cloud, no strand being fastened or confined by either pin or ornament or ribbon.
Filled with wonder and admiration our friends approached and stood watching this fascinating dance. The girl
was no taller than Dorothy, although more slender; nor did she seem any older than our little heroine.
Suddenly she paused and abandoned the dance, as if for the first time observing the presence of strangers. As
she faced them, shy as a frightened fawn, poised upon one foot as if to fly the next instant, Dorothy was
astonished to see tears flowing from her violet eyes and trickling down her lovely rosehued cheeks. That the
dainty maiden should dance and weep at the same time was indeed surprising; so Dorothy asked in a soft,
sympathetic voice:
"Are you unhappy, little girl?"
"Very!" was the reply; "I am lost."
"Why, so are we," said Dorothy, smiling; "but we don't cry about it."
"Don't you? Why not?"
"'Cause I've been lost before, and always got found again," answered Dorothy simply.
"But I've never been lost before," murmured the dainty maiden, "and I'm worried and afraid."
"You were dancing," remarked Dorothy, in a puzzled tone of voice.
"Oh, that was just to keep warm," explained the maiden, quickly. "It was not because I felt happy or gay, I
assure you."
Dorothy looked at her closely. Her gauzy flowing robes might not be very warm, yet the weather wasn't at all
chilly, but rather mild and balmy, like a spring day.
"Who are you, dear?" she asked, gently.
"I'm Polychrome," was the reply.
"Polly whom?"
"Polychrome. I'm the Daughter of the Rainbow."
"Oh!" said Dorothy with a gasp; "I didn't know the Rainbow had children. But I MIGHT have known it,
before you spoke. You couldn't really be anything else."
"Why not?" inquired Polychrome, as if surprised.
"Because you're so lovely and sweet."
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The little maiden smiled through her tears, came up to Dorothy, and placed her slender fingers in the Kansas
girl's chubby hand.
"You'll be my friendwon't you?" she said, pleadingly.
"Of course."
"And what is your name?"
"I'm Dorothy; and this is my friend Shaggy Man, who owns the Love Magnet; and this is
ButtonBrightonly you don't see him as he really is because the FoxKing carelessly changed his head
into a fox head. But the real ButtonBright is good to look at, and I hope to get him changed back to himself,
some time."
The Rainbow's Daughter nodded cheerfully, no longer afraid of her new companions.
"But who is this?" she asked, pointing to Toto, who was sitting before her wagging his tail in the most
friendly manner and admiring the pretty maid with his bright eyes. "Is this, also, some enchanted person?"
"Oh no, PollyI may call you Polly, mayn't I? Your whole name's awful hard to say."
"Call me Polly if you wish, Dorothy."
"Well, Polly, Toto's just a dog; but he has more sense than ButtonBright, to tell the truth; and I'm very fond
of him."
"So am I," said Polychrome, bending gracefully to pat Toto's head.
"But how did the Rainbow's Daughter ever get on this lonely road, and become lost?" asked the shaggy man,
who had listened wonderingly to all this.
"Why, my father stretched his rainbow over here this morning, so that one end of it touched this road," was
the reply; "and I was dancing upon the pretty rays, as I love to do, and never noticed I was getting too far
over the bend in the circle. Suddenly I began to slide, and I went faster and faster until at last I bumped on the
ground, at the very end. Just then father lifted the rainbow again, without noticing me at all, and though I
tried to seize the end of it and hold fast, it melted away entirely and I was left alone and helpless on the cold,
hard earth!"
"It doesn't seem cold to me, Polly," said Dorothy; "but perhaps you're not warmly dressed."
"I'm so used to living nearer the sun," replied the Rainbow's Daughter, "that at first I feared I would freeze
down here. But my dance has warmed me some, and now I wonder how I am ever to get home again."
"Won't your father miss you, and look for you, and let down another rainbow for you?"
"Perhaps so, but he's busy just now because it rains in so many parts of the world at this season, and he has to
set his rainbow in a lot of different places. What would you advise me to do, Dorothy?"
"Come with us," was the answer. "I'm going to try to find my way to the Emerald City, which is in the fairy
Land of Oz. The Emerald City is ruled by a friend of mine, the Princess Ozma, and if we can manage to get
there I'm sure she will know a way to send you home to your father again."
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"Do you really think so?" asked Polychrome, anxiously.
"I'm pretty sure."
"Then I'll go with you," said the little maid; "for travel will help keep me warm, and father can find me in one
part of the world as well as anotherif he gets time to look for me."
"Come along, then," said the shaggy man, cheerfully; and they started on once more. Polly walked beside
Dorothy a while, holding her new friend's hand as if she feared to let it go; but her nature seemed as light and
buoyant as her fleecy robes, for suddenly she darted ahead and whirled round in a giddy dance. Then she
tripped back to them with sparkling eyes and smiling cheeks, having regained her usual happy mood and
forgotten all her worry about being lost.
They found her a charming companion, and her dancing and laughter for she laughed at times like the
tinkling of a silver belldid much to enliven their journey and keep them contented.
6. The City Of Beasts
When noon came they opened the FoxKing's basket of luncheon, and found a nice roasted turkey with
cranberry sauce and some slices of bread and butter. As they sat on the grass by the roadside the shaggy man
cut up the turkey with his pocketknife and passed slices of it around.
"Haven't you any dewdrops, or mistcakes, or cloudbuns?" asked Polychrome, longingly.
"'Course not," replied Dorothy. "We eat solid things, down here on the earth. But there's a bottle of cold tea.
Try some, won't you?"
The Rainbow's Daughter watched ButtonBright devour one leg of the turkey.
"Is it good?" she asked.
He nodded.
"Do you think I could eat it?"
"Not this," said ButtonBright.
"But I mean another piece?"
"Don't know," he replied.
"Well, I'm going to try, for I'm very hungry," she decided, and took a thin slice of the white breast of turkey
which the shaggy man cut for her, as well as a bit of bread and butter. When she tasted it Polychrome thought
the turkey was goodbetter even than mistcakes; but a little satisfied her hunger and she finished with a
tiny sip of cold tea.
"That's about as much as a fly would eat," said Dorothy, who was making a good meal herself. "But I know
some people in Oz who eat nothing at all."
"Who are they?" inquired the shaggy man.
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"One is a scarecrow who's stuffed with straw, and the other a woodman made out of tin. They haven't any
appetites inside of 'em, you see; so they never eat anything at all."
"Are they alive?" asked ButtonBright.
"Oh yes," replied Dorothy; "and they're very clever and very nice, too. If we get to Oz I'll introduce them to
you."
"Do you really expect to get to Oz?" inquired the shaggy man, taking a drink of cold tea.
"I don't know just what to 'spect," answered the child, seriously; "but I've noticed if I happen to get lost I'm
almost sure to come to the Land of Oz in the end, somehow 'r other; so I may get there this time. But I can't
promise, you know; all I can do is wait and see."
"Will the Scarecrow scare me?" asked ButtonBright.
"No; 'cause you're not a crow," she returned. "He has the loveliest smile you ever sawonly it's painted on
and he can't help it."
Luncheon being over they started again upon their journey, the shaggy man, Dorothy and ButtonBright
walking soberly along, side by side, and the Rainbow's Daughter dancing merrily before them.
Sometimes she darted along the road so swiftly that she was nearly out of sight, then she came tripping back
to greet them with her silvery laughter. But once she came back more sedately, to say:
"There's a city a little way off."
"I 'spected that," returned Dorothy; "for the foxpeople warned us there was one on this road. It's filled with
stupid beasts of some sort, but we musn't be afraid of 'em 'cause they won't hurt us."
"All right," said ButtonBright; but Polychrome didn't know whether it was all right or not.
"It's a big city," she said, "and the road runs straight through it."
"Never mind," said the shaggy man; "as long as I carry the Love Magnet every living thing will love me, and
you may be sure I shan't allow any of my friends to be harmed in any way."
This comforted them somewhat, and they moved on again. Pretty soon they came to a signpost that read:
"HAF A MYLE TO DUNKITON."
"Oh," said the shaggy man, "if they're donkeys, we've nothing to fear at all."
"They may kick," said Dorothy, doubtfully.
"Then we will cut some switches, and make them behave," he replied. At the first tree he cut himself a long,
slender switch from one of the branches, and shorter switches for the others.
"Don't be afraid to order the beasts around," he said; "they're used to it."
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Before long the road brought them to the gates of the city. There was a high wall all around, which had been
whitewashed, and the gate just before our travelers was a mere opening in the wall, with no bars across it. No
towers or steeples or domes showed above the enclosure, nor was any living thing to be seen as our friends
drew near.
Suddenly, as they were about to boldly enter through the opening, there arose a harsh clamor of sound that
swelled and echoed on every side, until they were nearly deafened by the racket and had to put their fingers to
their ears to keep the noise out.
It was like the firing of many cannon, only there were no cannonballs or other missiles to be seen; it was
like the rolling of mighty thunder, only not a cloud was in the sky; it was like the roar of countless breakers
on a rugged seashore, only there was no sea or other water anywhere about.
They hesitated to advance; but, as the noise did no harm, they entered through the whitewashed wall and
quickly discovered the cause of the turmoil. Inside were suspended many sheets of tin or thin iron, and
against these metal sheets a row of donkeys were pounding their heels with vicious kicks.
The shaggy man ran up to the nearest donkey and gave the beast a sharp blow with his switch.
"Stop that noise!" he shouted; and the donkey stopped kicking the metal sheet and turned its head to look
with surprise at the shaggy man. He switched the next donkey, and made him stop, and then the next, so that
gradually the rattling of heels ceased and the awful noise subsided. The donkeys stood in a group and eyed
the strangers with fear and trembling.
"What do you mean by making such a racket?" asked the shaggy man, sternly.
"We were scaring away the foxes," said one of the donkeys, meekly. "Usually they run fast enough when they
hear the noise, which makes them afraid."
"There are no foxes here," said the shaggy man.
"I beg to differ with you. There's one, anyhow," replied the donkey, sitting upright on its haunches and
waving a hoof toward ButtonBright. "We saw him coming and thought the whole army of foxes was
marching to attack us."
"ButtonBright isn't a fox," explained the shaggy man. "He's only wearing a fox head for a time, until he can
get his own head back."
"Oh, I see," remarked the donkey, waving its left ear reflectively. "I'm sorry we made such a mistake, and had
all our work and worry for nothing."
The other donkeys by this time were sitting up and examining the strangers with big, glassy eyes. They made
a queer picture, indeed; for they wore wide, white collars around their necks and the collars had many
scallops and points. The gentlemendonkeys wore high pointed caps set between their great ears, and the
ladydonkeys wore sunbonnets with holes cut in the top for the ears to stick through. But they had no other
clothing except their hairy skins, although many wore gold and silver bangles on their front wrists and bands
of different metals on their rear ankles. When they were kicking they had braced themselves with their front
legs, but now they all stood or sat upright on their hind legs and used the front ones as arms. Having no
fingers or hands the beasts were rather clumsy, as you may guess; but Dorothy was surprised to observe how
many things they could do with their stiff, heavy hoofs.
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Some of the donkeys were white, some were brown, or gray, or black, or spotted; but their hair was sleek and
smooth and their broad collars and caps gave them a neat, if whimsical, appearance.
"This is a nice way to welcome visitors, I must say!" remarked the shaggy man, in a reproachful tone.
"Oh, we did not mean to be impolite," replied a grey donkey which had not spoken before. "But you were not
expected, nor did you send in your visiting cards, as it is proper to do."
"There is some truth in that," admitted the shaggy man; "but, now you are informed that we are important and
distinguished travelers, I trust you will accord us proper consideration."
These big words delighted the donkeys, and made them bow to the shaggy man with great respect. Said the
grey one:
"You shall be taken before his great and glorious Majesty King Kikabray, who will greet you as becomes
your exalted stations."
"That's right," answered Dorothy. "Take us to some one who knows something."
"Oh, we all know something, my child, or we shouldn't be donkeys," asserted the grey one, with dignity. "The
word 'donkey' means 'clever,' you know."
"I didn't know it," she replied. "I thought it meant 'stupid'."
"Not at all, my child. If you will look in the Encyclopedia Donkaniara you will find I'm correct. But come; I
will myself lead you before our splendid, exalted, and most intellectual ruler."
All donkeys love big words, so it is no wonder the grey one used so many of them.
7. The Shaggy Man's Transformation
They found the houses of the town all low and square and built of bricks, neatly whitewashed inside and out.
The houses were not set in rows, forming regular streets, but placed here and there in a haphazard manner
which made it puzzling for a stranger to find his way.
"Stupid people must have streets and numbered houses in their cities, to guide them where to go," observed
the grey donkey, as he walked before the visitors on his hind legs, in an awkward but comical manner; "but
clever donkeys know their way about without such absurd marks. Moreover, a mixed city is much prettier
than one with straight streets."
Dorothy did not agree with this, but she said nothing to contradict it. Presently she saw a sign on a house that
read: "Madam de Fayke, Hoofist," and she asked their conductor:
"What's a 'hoofist,' please?"
"One who reads your fortune in your hoofs," replied the grey donkey.
"Oh, I see," said the little girl. "You are quite civilized here."
"Dunkiton," he replied, "is the center of the world's highest civilization."
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They came to a house where two youthful donkeys were whitewashing the wall, and Dorothy stopped a
moment to watch them. They dipped the ends of their tails, which were much like paintbrushes, into a pail
of whitewash, backed up against the house, and wagged their tails right and left until the whitewash was
rubbed on the wall, after which they dipped these funny brushes in the pail again and repeated the
performance.
"That must be fun," said ButtonBright.
"No, it's work," replied the old donkey; "but we make our youngsters do all the whitewashing, to keep them
out of mischief."
"Don't they go to school?" asked Dorothy.
"All donkeys are born wise," was the reply, "so the only school we need is the school of experience. Books
are only for those who know nothing, and so are obliged to learn things from other people."
"In other words, the more stupid one is, the more he thinks he knows," observed the shaggy man. The grey
donkey paid no attention to this speech because he had just stopped before a house which had painted over
the doorway a pair of hoofs, with a donkey tail between them and a rude crown and sceptre above.
"I'll see if his magnificent Majesty King Kikabray is at home," said he. He lifted his head and called
"Wheehaw! wheehaw! wheehaw!" three times, in a shocking voice, turning about and kicking with his
heels against the panel of the door. For a time there was no reply; then the door opened far enough to permit a
donkey's head to stick out and look at them.
It was a white head, with big, awful ears and round, solemn eyes.
"Have the foxes gone?" it asked, in a trembling voice.
"They haven't been here, most stupendous Majesty," replied the grey one. "The new arrivals prove to be
travelers of distinction."
"Oh," said the King, in a relieved tone of voice. "Let them come in."
He opened the door wide, and the party marched into a big room, which, Dorothy thought, looked quite
unlike a king's palace. There were mats of woven grasses on the floor and the place was clean and neat; but
his Majesty had no other furniture at allperhaps because he didn't need it. He squatted down in the center
of the room and a little brown donkey ran and brought a big gold crown which it placed on the monarch's
head, and a golden staff with a jeweled ball at the end of it, which the King held between his front hoofs as he
sat upright.
"Now then," said his Majesty, waving his long ears gently to and fro, "tell me why you are here, and what
you expect me to do for you." He eyed ButtonBright rather sharply, as if afraid of the little boy's queer head,
though it was the shaggy man who undertook to reply.
"Most noble and supreme ruler of Dunkiton," he said, trying not to laugh in the solemn King's face, "we are
strangers traveling through your dominions and have entered your magnificent city because the road led
through it, and there was no way to go around. All we desire is to pay our respects to your Majestythe
cleverest king in all the world, I'm sureand then to continue on our way."
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This polite speech pleased the King very much; indeed, it pleased him so much that it proved an unlucky
speech for the shaggy man. Perhaps the Love Magnet helped to win his Majesty's affections as well as the
flattery, but however this may be, the white donkey looked kindly upon the speaker and said:
"Only a donkey should be able to use such fine, big words, and you are too wise and admirable in all ways to
be a mere man. Also, I feel that I love you as well as I do my own favored people, so I will bestow upon you
the greatest gift within my powera donkey's head."
As he spoke he waved his jeweled staff. Although the shaggy man cried out and tried to leap backward and
escape, it proved of no use. Suddenly his own head was gone and a donkey head appeared in its placea
brown, shaggy head so absurd and droll that Dorothy and Polly both broke into merry laughter, and even
ButtonBright's fox face wore a smile.
"Dear me! dear me!" cried the shaggy man, feeling of his shaggy new head and his long ears. "What a
misfortunewhat a great misfortune! Give me back my own head, you stupid kingif you love me at all!"
"Don't you like it?" asked the King, surprised.
"Heehaw! I hate it! Take it away, quick!" said the shaggy man.
"But I can't do that," was the reply. "My magic works only one way. I can DO things, but I can't UNdo them.
You'll have to find the Truth Pond, and bathe in its water, in order to get back your own head. But I advise
you not to do that. This head is much more beautiful than the old one."
"That's a matter of taste," said Dorothy.
"Where is the Truth Pond?" asked the shaggy man, earnestly.
"Somewhere in the Land of Oz; but just the exact location of it I can not tell," was the answer.
"Don't worry, Shaggy Man," said Dorothy, smiling because her friend wagged his new ears so comically. "If
the Truth Pond is in Oz, we'll be sure to find it when we get there."
"Oh! Are you going to the Land of Oz?" asked King Kikabray.
"I don't know," she replied, "but we've been told we are nearer the Land of Oz than to Kansas, and if that's so,
the quickest way for me to get home is to find Ozma."
"Hawhaw! Do you know the mighty Princess Ozma?" asked the King, his tone both surprised and eager.
"'Course I do; she's my friend," said Dorothy.
"Then perhaps you'll do me a favor," continued the white donkey, much excited.
"What is it?" she asked.
"Perhaps you can get me an invitation to Princess Ozma's birthday celebration, which will be the grandest
royal function ever held in Fairyland. I'd love to go."
"Heehaw! You deserve punishment, rather than reward, for giving me this dreadful head," said the shaggy
man, sorrowfully.
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"I wish you wouldn't say 'heehaw' so much," Polychrome begged him; "it makes cold chills run down my
back."
"But I can't help it, my dear; my donkey head wants to bray continually," he replied. "Doesn't your fox head
want to yelp every minute?" he asked ButtonBright.
"Don't know," said the boy, still staring at the shaggy man's ears. These seemed to interest him greatly, and
the sight also made him forget his own fox head, which was a comfort.
"What do you think, Polly? Shall I promise the donkey king an invitation to Ozma's party?" asked Dorothy of
the Rainbow's Daughter, who was flitting about the room like a sunbeam because she could never keep still.
"Do as you please, dear," answered Polychrome. "He might help to amuse the guests of the Princess."
"Then, if you will give us some supper and a place to sleep tonight, and let us get started on our journey
early tomorrow morning," said Dorothy to the King, "I'll ask Ozma to invite youif I happen to get to Oz."
"Good! Heehaw! Excellent!" cried Kikabray, much pleased. "You shall all have fine suppers and good
beds. What food would you prefer, a bran mash or ripe oats in the shell?"
"Neither one," replied Dorothy, promptly.
"Perhaps plain hay, or some sweet juicy grass would suit you better," suggested Kikabray, musingly.
"Is that all you have to eat?" asked the girl.
"What more do you desire?"
"Well, you see we're not donkeys," she explained, "and so we're used to other food. The foxes gave us a nice
supper in Foxville."
"We'd like some dewdrops and mistcakes," said Polychrome.
"I'd prefer apples and a ham sandwich," declared the shaggy man, "for although I've a donkey head, I still
have my own particular stomach."
"I want pie," said ButtonBright.
"I think some beefsteak and chocolate layercake would taste best," said Dorothy.
"Heehaw! I declare!" exclaimed the King. "It seems each one of you wants a different food. How queer all
living creatures are, except donkeys!"
"And donkeys like you are queerest of all," laughed Polychrome.
"Well," decided the King, "I suppose my Magic Staff will produce the things you crave; if you are lacking in
good taste it is not my fault."
With this, he waved his staff with the jeweled ball, and before them instantly appeared a teatable, set with
linen and pretty dishes, and on the table were the very things each had wished for. Dorothy's beefsteak was
smoking hot, and the shaggy man's apples were plump and rosycheeked. The King had not thought to
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provide chairs, so they all stood in their places around the table and ate with good appetite, being hungry. The
Rainbow's Daughter found three tiny dewdrops on a crystal plate, and ButtonBright had a big slice of apple
pie, which he devoured eagerly.
Afterward the King called the brown donkey, which was his favorite servant, and bade it lead his guests to
the vacant house where they were to pass the night. It had only one room and no furniture except beds of
clean straw and a few mats of woven grasses; but our travelers were contented with these simple things
because they realized it was the best the DonkeyKing had to offer them. As soon as it was dark they lay
down on the mats and slept comfortably until morning.
At daybreak there was a dreadful noise throughout the city. Every donkey in the place brayed. When he heard
this the shaggy man woke up and called out "Heehaw!" as loud as he could.
"Stop that!" said ButtonBright, in a cross voice. Both Dorothy and Polly looked at the shaggy man
reproachfully.
"I couldn't help it, my dears," he said, as if ashamed of his bray; "but I'll try not to do it again."
Of coursed they forgave him, for as he still had the Love Magnet in his pocket they were all obliged to love
him as much as ever.
They did not see the King again, but Kikabray remembered them; for a table appeared again in their room
with the same food upon it as on the night before.
"Don't want pie for breakfus'," said ButtonBright.
"I'll give you some of my beefsteak," proposed Dorothy; "there's plenty for us all."
That suited the boy better, but the shaggy man said he was content with his apples and sandwiches, although
he ended the meal by eating ButtonBright's pie. Polly liked her dewdrops and mistcakes better than any
other food, so they all enjoyed an excellent breakfast. Toto had the scraps left from the beefsteak, and he
stood up nicely on his hind legs while Dorothy fed them to him.
Breakfast ended, they passed through the village to the side opposite that by which they had entered, the
brown servantdonkey guiding them through the maze of scattered houses. There was the road again, leading
far away into the unknown country beyond.
"King Kikabray says you must not forget his invitation," said the brown donkey, as they passed through
the opening in the wall.
"I shan't," promised Dorothy.
Perhaps no one ever beheld a more strangely assorted group than the one which now walked along the road,
through pretty green fields and past groves of feathery peppertrees and fragrant mimosa. Polychrome, her
beautiful gauzy robes floating around her like a rainbow cloud, went first, dancing back and forth and darting
now here to pluck a wildflower or there to watch a beetle crawl across the path. Toto ran after her at times,
barking joyously the while, only to become sober again and trot along at Dorothy's heels. The little Kansas
girl walked holding ButtonBright's hand clasped in her own, and the wee boy with his fox head covered by
the sailor hat presented an odd appeaance. Strangest of all, perhaps, was the shaggy man, with his shaggy
donkey head, who shuffled along in the rear with his hands thrust deep in his big pockets.
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None of the party was really unhappy. All were straying in an unknown land and had suffered more or less
annoyance and discomfort; but they realized they were having a fairy adventure in a fairy country, and were
much interested in finding out what would happen next.
8. The Musicker
About the middle of the forenoon they began to go up a long hill. Byandby this hill suddenly dropped
down into a pretty valley, where the travelers saw, to their surprise, a small house standing by the roadside.
It was the first house they had seen, and they hastened into the valley to discover who lived there. No one was
in sight as they approached, but when they began to get nearer the house they heard queer sounds coming
from it. They could not make these out at first, but as they became louder our friends thought they heard a
sort of music like that made by a wheezy handorgan; the music fell upon their ears in this way:
Tiddlewiddleiddle oom pompom! Oom, pompom! oom, pompom! Tiddletiddletiddle oom
pompom! Oom, pompompah!
"What is it, a band or a mouthorgan?" asked Dorothy.
"Don't know," said ButtonBright.
"Sounds to me like a playedout phonograph," said the shaggy man, lifting his enormous ears to listen.
"Oh, there just COULDN'T be a funnygraf in Fairyland!" cried Dorothy.
"It's rather pretty, isn't it?" asked Polychrome, trying to dance to the strains.
Tiddlewiddleiddle, oom pompom, Oom pompom; oom pompom!
came the music to their ears, more distinctly as they drew nearer the house. Presently, they saw a little fat
man sitting on a bench before the door. He wore a red, braided jacket that reached to his waist, a blue
waistcoat, and white trousers with gold stripes down the sides. On his bald head was perched a little, round,
red cap held in place by a rubber elastic underneath his chin. His face was round, his eyes a faded blue, and
he wore white cotton gloves. The man leaned on a stout goldheaded cane, bending forward on his seat to
watch his visitors approach.
Singularly enough, the musical sounds they had heard seemed to come from the inside of the fat man himself;
for he was playing no instrument nor was any to be seen near him.
They came up and stood in a row, staring at him, and he stared back while the queer sounds came from him
as before:
Tiddleiddleiddle, oom pompom, Oom, pompom; oom pompom! Tiddlewiddleiddle, oom
pompom, Oom, pompompah!
Why, he's a reg'lar musicker!" said ButtonBright.
"What's a musicker?" asked Dorothy.
"Him!" said the boy.
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Hearing this, the fat man sat up a little stiffer than before, as if he had received a compliment, and still came
the sounds:
Tiddlewiddleiddle, oom pompom, Oom pompom, oom
"Stop it!" cried the shaggy man, earnestly. "Stop that dreadful noise."
The fat man looked at him sadly and began his reply. When he spoke the music changed and the words
seemed to accompany the notes. He saidor rather sang:
It isn't a noise that you hear, But Music, harmonic and clear. My breath makes me play Like an organ, all
day That bass note is in my left ear.
"How funny!" exclaimed Dorothy; "he says his breath makes the music."
"That's all nonsense," declared the shaggy man; but now the music began again, and they all listened
carefully.
My lungs are full of reeds like those In organs, therefore I suppose, If I breathe in or out my nose, The reeds
are bound to play.
So as I breathe to live, you know, I squeeze out music as I go; I'm very sorry this is so Forgive my piping,
pray!
"Poor man," said Polychrome; "he can't help it. What a great misfortune it is!"
"Yes," replied the shaggy man; "we are only obliged to hear this music a short time, until we leave him and
go away; but the poor fellow must listen to himself as long as he lives, and that is enough to drive him crazy.
Don't you think so?"
"Don't know," said ButtonBright. Toto said, "Bowwow!" and the others laughed.
"Perhaps that's why he lives all alone," suggested Dorothy.
"Yes; if he had neighbors, they might do him an injury," responded the shaggy man.
All this while the little fat musicker was breathing the notes:
Tiddletiddleiddle, oom, pompom,
and they had to speak loud in order to hear themselves. The shaggy man said:
"Who are you, sir?"
The reply came in the shape of this singsong:
I'm Allegro da Capo, a very famous man; Just find another, high or low, to match me if you can. Some people
try, but can't, to play And have to practice every day; But I've been musical always, since first my life began.
"Why, I b'lieve he's proud of it," exclaimed Dorothy; "and seems to me I've heard worse music than he
makes."
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"Where?" asked ButtonBright.
"I've forgotten, just now. But Mr. Da Capo is certainly a strange personisn't he?and p'r'aps he's the only
one of his kind in all the world."
This praise seemed to please the little fat musicker, for he swelled out his chest, looked important and sang as
follows:
I wear no band around me, And yet I am a band! I do not strain to make my strains But, on the other hand,
My toot is always destitute Of flats or other errors; To see sharp and be natural are For me but minor terrors.
"I don't quite understand that," said Polychrome, with a puzzled look; "but perhaps it's because I'm
accustomed only to the music of the spheres."
"What's that?" asked ButtonBright.
"Oh, Polly means the atmosphere and hemisphere, I s'pose," explained Dorothy.
"Oh," said ButtonBright.
"Bowwow!" said Toto.
But the musicker was still breathing his constant
Oom, pompom; Oom pompom
and it seemed to jar on the shaggy man's nerves.
"Stop it, can't you?" he cried angrily; "or breathe in a whisper; or put a clothespin on your nose. Do
something, anyhow!"
But the fat one, with a sad look, sang this answer:
Music hath charms, and it may Soothe even the savage, they say; So if savage you feel Just list to my reel,
For sooth to say that's the real way.
The shaggy man had to laugh at this, and when he laughed he stretched his donkey mouth wide open. Said
Dorothy:
"I don't know how good his poetry is, but it seems to fit the notes, so that's all that can be 'xpected."
"I like it," said ButtonBright, who was staring hard at the musicker, his little legs spread wide apart. To the
surprise of his companions, the boy asked this long question:
"If I swallowed a mouthorgan, what would I be?"
"An organette," said the shaggy man. "But come, my dears; I think the best thing we can do is to continue on
our journey before ButtonBright swallows anything. We must try to find that Land of Oz, you know."
Hearing this speech the musicker sang, quickly:
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If you go to the Land of Oz Please take me along, because On Ozma's birthday I'm anxious to play The
loveliest song ever was.
"No thank you," said Dorothy; "we prefer to travel alone. But if I see Ozma I'll tell her you want to come to
her birthday party."
"Let's be going," urged the shaggy man, anxiously.
Polly was already dancing along the road, far in advance, and the others turned to follow her. Toto did not
like the fat musicker and made a grab for his chubby leg. Dorothy quickly caught up the growling little dog
and hurried after her companions, who were walking faster than usual in order to get out of hearing. They had
to climb a hill, and until they got to the top they could not escape the musicker's monotonous piping:
Oom, pompom; oom, pompom; Tiddleiddlewiddle, oom, pompom; Oom, pompompah!
As they passed the brow of the hill, however, and descended on the other side, the sounds gradually died
away, whereat they all felt much relieved.
"I'm glad I don't have to live with the organman; aren't you, Polly?" said Dorothy.
"Yes indeed," answered the Rainbow's Daughter.
"He's nice," declared ButtonBright, soberly.
"I hope your Princess Ozma won't invite him to her birthday celebration," remarked the shaggy man; "for the
fellow's music would drive her guests all crazy. You've given me an idea, ButtonBright; I believe the
musicker must have swallowed an accordeon in his youth."
"What's 'cordeon?" asked the boy.
"It's a kind of pleating," explained Dorothy, putting down the dog.
"Bowwow!" said Toto, and ran away at a mad gallop to chase a bumblebee.
9. Facing the Scoodlers
The country wasn't so pretty now. Before the travelers appeared a rocky plain covered with hills on which
grew nothing green. They were nearing some low mountains, too, and the road, which before had been
smooth and pleasant to walk upon, grew rough and uneven.
ButtonBright's little feet stumbled more than once, and Polychrome ceased her dancing because the walking
was now so difficult that she had no trouble to keep warm.
It had become afternoon, yet there wasn't a thing for their luncheon except two apples which the shaggy man
had taken from the breakfast table. He divided these into four pieces and gave a portion to each of his
companions. Dorothy and ButtonBright were glad to get theirs; but Polly was satisfied with a small bite, and
Toto did not like apples.
"Do you know," asked the Rainbow's Daughter, "if this is the right road to the Emerald City?"
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"No, I don't," replied Dorothy, "but it's the only road in this part of the country, so we may as well go to the
end of it."
"It looks now as if it might end pretty soon," remarked the shaggy man; "and what shall we do if it does?"
"Don't know," said ButtonBright.
"If I had my Magic Belt," replied Dorothy, thoughtfully, "it could do us a lot of good just now."
"What is your Magic Belt?" asked Polychrome.
"It's a thing I captured from the Nome King one day, and it can do 'most any wonderful thing. But I left it
with Ozma, you know; 'cause magic won't work in Kansas, but only in fairy countries."
"Is this a fairy country?" asked ButtonBright.
"I should think you'd know," said the little girl, gravely. "If it wasn't a fairy country you couldn't have a fox
head and the shaggy man couldn't have a donkey head, and the Rainbow's Daughter would be invis'ble."
"What's that?" asked the boy.
"You don't seem to know anything, ButtonBright. Invis'ble is a thing you can't see."
"Then Toto's invis'ble," declared the boy, and Dorothy found he was right. Toto had disappeared from view,
but they could hear him barking furiously among the heaps of grey rock ahead of them.
They moved forward a little faster to see what the dog was barking at, and found perched upon a point of
rock by the roadside a curious creature. It had the form of a man, middlesized and rather slender and
graceful; but as it sat silent and motionless upon the peak they could see that its face was black as ink, and it
wore a black cloth costume made like a union suit and fitting tight to its skin. Its hands were black, too, and
its toes curled down, like a bird's. The creature was black all over except its hair, which was fine, and yellow,
banged in front across the black forehead and cut close at the sides. The eyes, which were fixed steadily upon
the barking dog, were small and sparkling and looked like the eyes of a weasel.
"What in the world do you s'pose that is?" asked Dorothy in a hushed voice, as the little group of travelers
stood watching the strange creature.
"Don't know," said ButtonBright.
The thing gave a jump and turned half around, sitting in the same place but with the other side of its body
facing them. Instead of being black, it was now pure white, with a face like that of a clown in a circus and
hair of a brilliant purple. The creature could bend either way, and its white toes now curled the same way the
black ones on the other side had done.
"It has a face both front and back," whispered Dorothy, wonderingly; "only there's no back at all, but two
fronts."
Having made the turn, the being sat motionless as before, while Toto barked louder at the white man than he
had done at the black one.
"Once," said the shaggy man, "I had a jumping jack like that, with two faces."
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"Was it alive?" asked ButtonBright.
"No," replied the shaggy man; "it worked on strings and was made of wood."
"Wonder if this works with strings," said Dorothy; but Polychrome cried "Look!" for another creature just
like the first had suddenly appeared sitting on another rock, its black side toward them. The two twisted their
heads around and showed a black face on the white side of one and a white face on the black side of the
other.
"How curious," said Polychrome; "and how loose their heads seem to be! Are they friendly to us, do you
think?"
"Can't tell, Polly," replied Dorothy. "Let's ask 'em."
The creatures flopped first one way and then the other, showing black or white by turns; and now another
joined them, appearing on another rock. Our friends had come to a little hollow in the hills, and the place
where they now stood was surrounded by jagged peaks of rock, except where the road ran through.
"Now there are four of them," said the shaggy man.
"Five," declared Polychrome.
"Six," said Dorothy.
"Lots of 'em!" cried ButtonBright; and so there werequite a row of the twosided black and white
creatures sitting on the rocks all around.
Toto stopped barking and ran between Dorothy's feet, where he crouched down as if afraid. The creatures did
not look pleasant or friendly, to be sure, and the shaggy man's donkey face became solemn, indeed.
"Ask 'em who they are, and what they want," whispered Dorothy; so the shaggy man called out in a loud
voice:
"Who are you?"
"Scoodlers!" they yelled in chorus, their voices sharp and shrill.
"What do you want?" called the shaggy man.
"You!" they yelled, pointing their thin fingers at the group; and they all flopped around, so they were white,
and then all flopped back again, so they were black.
"But what do you want us for?" asked the shaggy man, uneasily.
"Soup!" they all shouted, as if with one voice.
"Goodness me!" said Dorothy, trembling a little; "the Scoodlers must be reg'lar cannibals."
"Don't want to be soup," protested ButtonBright, beginning to cry.
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"Hush, dear," said the little girl, trying to comfort him; "we don't any of us want to be soup. But don't worry;
the shaggy man will take care of us."
"Will he?" asked Polychrome, who did not like the Scoodlers at all, and kept close to Dorothy.
"I'll try," promised the shaggy man; but he looked worried.
Happening just then to feel the Love Magnet in his pocket, he said to the creatures, with more confidence:
"Don't you love me?"
"Yes!" they shouted, all together.
"Then you mustn't harm me, or my friends," said the shaggy man, firmly.
"We love you in soup!" they yelled, and in a flash turned their white sides to the front.
"How dreadful!" said Dorothy. "This is a time, Shaggy Man, when you get loved too much."
"Don't want to be soup!" wailed ButtonBright again; and Toto began to whine dismally, as if he didn't want
to be soup, either.
"The only thing to do," said the shaggy man to his friends, in a low tone, "is to get out of this pocket in the
rocks as soon as we can, and leave the Scoodlers behind us. Follow me, my dears, and don't pay any attention
to what they do or say."
With this, he began to march along the road to the opening in the rocks ahead, and the others kept close
behind him. But the Scoodlers closed up in front, as if to bar their way, and so the shaggy man stooped down
and picked up a loose stone, which he threw at the creatures to scare them from the path.
At this the Scoodlers raised a howl. Two of them picked their heads from their shoulders and hurled them at
the shaggy man with such force that he fell over in a heap, greatly astonished. The two now ran forward with
swift leaps, caught up their heads, and put them on again, after which they sprang back to their positions on
the rocks.
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The shaggy man got up and felt of himself to see if he was hurt; but he was not. One of the heads had struck
his breast and the other his left shoulder; yet though they had knocked him down, the heads were not hard
enough to bruise him.
"Come on," he said firmly; "we've got to get out of here some way," and forward he started again.
The Scoodlers began yelling and throwing their heads in great numbers at our frightened friends. The shaggy
man was knocked over again, and so was ButtonBright, who kicked his heels against the ground and howled
as loud as he could, although he was not hurt a bit. One head struck Toto, who first yelped and then grabbed
the head by an ear and started running away with it.
The Scoodlers who had thrown their heads began to scramble down and run to pick them up, with wonderful
quickness; but the one whose head Toto had stolen found it hard to get it back again. The head couldn't see
the body with either pair of its eyes, because the dog was in the way, so the headless Scoodler stumbled
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around over the rocks and tripped on them more than once in its effort to regain its top. Toto was trying to get
outside the rocks and roll the head down the hill; but some of the other Scoodlers came to the rescue of their
unfortunate comrade and pelted the dog with their own heads until he was obliged to drop his burden and
hurry back to Dorothy.
The little girl and the Rainbow's Daughter had both escaped the shower of heads, but they saw now that it
would be useless to try to run away from the dreadful Scoodlers.
"We may as well submit," declared the shaggy man, in a rueful voice, as he got upon his feet again. He turned
toward their foes and asked:
"What do you want us to do?"
"Come!" they cried, in a triumphant chorus, and at once sprang from the rocks and surrounded their captives
on all sides. One funny thing about the Scoodlers was they could walk in either direction, coming or going,
without turning around; because they had two faces and, as Dorothy said, "two front sides," and their feet
were shaped like the letter T upside down. They moved with great rapidity and there was something about
their glittering eyes and contrasting colors and removable heads that inspired the poor prisoners with horror,
and made them long to escape.
But the creatures led their captives away from the rocks and the road, down the hill by a side path until they
came before a low mountain of rock that looked like a huge bowl turned upside down. At the edge of this
mountain was a deep gulfso deep that when you looked into it there was nothing but blackness below.
Across the gulf was a narrow bridge of rock, and at the other end of the bridge was an arched opening that led
into the mountain.
Over this bridge the Scoodlers led their prisoners, through the opening into the mountain, which they found
to be an immense hollow dome lighted by several holes in the roof. All around the circular space were built
rock houses, set close together, each with a door in the front wall. None of these houses was more than six
feet wide, but the Scoodlers were thin people sidewise and did not need much room. So vast was the dome
that there was a large space in the middle of the cave, in front of all these houses, where the creatures might
congregate as in a great hall.
It made Dorothy shudder to see a huge iron kettle suspended by a stout chain in the middle of the place, and
underneath the kettle a great heap of kindling wood and shavings, ready to light.
"What's that?" asked the shaggy man, drawing back as they approached this place, so that they were forced to
push him forward.
"The Soup Kettle!" yelled the Scoodlers, and then they shouted in the next breath:
"We're hungry!"
ButtonBright, holding Dorothy's hand in one chubby fist and Polly's hand in the other, was so affected by
this shout that he began to cry again, repeating the protest:
"Don't want to be soup, I don't!"
"Never mind," said the shaggy man, consolingly; "I ought to make enough soup to feed them all, I'm so big;
so I'll ask them to put me in the kettle first."
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"All right," said ButtonBright, more cheerfully.
But the Scoodlers were not ready to make soup yet. They led the captives into a house at the farthest side of
the cavea house somewhat wider than the others.
"Who lives here?" asked the Rainbow's Daughter. The Scoodlers nearest her replied:
"The Queen."
It made Dorothy hopeful to learn that a woman ruled over these fierce creatures, but a moment later they
were ushered by two or three of the escort into a gloomy, bare roomand her hope died away.
For the Queen of the Scoodlers proved to be much more dreadful in appearance than any of her people. One
side of her was fiery red, with jetblack hair and green eyes and the other side of her was bright yellow, with
crimson hair and black eyes. She wore a short skirt of red and yellow and her hair, instead of being banged,
was a tangle of short curls upon which rested a circular crown of silvermuch dented and twisted because
the Queen had thrown her head at so many things so many times. Her form was lean and bony and both her
faces were deeply wrinkled.
"What have we here?" asked the Queen sharply, as our friends were made to stand before her.
"Soup!" cried the guard of Scoodlers, speaking together.
"We're not!" said Dorothy, indignantly; "we're nothing of the sort."
"Ah, but you will be soon," retorted the Queen, a grim smile making her look more dreadful than before.
"Pardon me, most beautiful vision," said the shaggy man, bowing before the queen politely. "I must request
your Serene Highness to let us go our way without being made into soup. For I own the Love Magnet, and
whoever meets me must love me and all my friends."
"True," replied the Queen. "We love you very much; so much that we intend to eat your broth with real
pleasure. But tell me, do you think I am so beautiful?"
"You won't be at all beautiful if you eat me," he said, shaking his head sadly. "Handsome is as handsome
does, you know."
The Queen turned to ButtonBright.
"Do YOU think I'm beautiful?" she asked.
"No," said the boy; "you're ugly."
"I think you're a fright," said Dorothy.
"If you could see yourself you'd be terribly scared," added Polly.
The Queen scowled at them and flopped from her red side to her yellow side.
"Take them away," she commanded the guard, "and at six o'clock run them through the meat chopper and
start the soup kettle boiling. And put plenty of salt in the broth this time, or I'll punish the cooks severely."
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"Any onions, your Majesty?" asked one of the guard.
"Plenty of onions and garlic and a dash of red pepper. Now, go!"
The Scoodlers led the captives away and shut them up in one of the houses, leaving only a single Scoodler to
keep guard.
The place was a sort of storehouse; containing bags of potatoes and baskets of carrots, onions and turnips.
"These," said their guard, pointing to the vegetables, "we use to flavor our soups with."
The prisoners were rather disheartened by this time, for they saw no way to escape and did not know how
soon it would be six o'clock and time for the meatchopper to begin work. But the shaggy man was brave and
did not intend to submit to such a horrid fate without a struggle.
"I'm going to fight for our lives," he whispered to the children, "for if I fail we will be no worse off than
before, and to sit here quietly until we are made into soup would be foolish and cowardly."
The Scoodler on guard stood near the doorway, turning first his white side toward them and then his black
side, as if he wanted to show to all of his greedy four eyes the sight of so many fat prisoners. The captives sat
in a sorrowful group at the other end of the roomexcept Polychrome, who danced back and forth in the
little place to keep herself warm, for she felt the chill of the cave. Whenever she approached the shaggy man
he would whisper something in her ear, and Polly would nod her pretty head as if she understood.
The shaggy man told Dorothy and ButtonBright to stand before him while he emptied the potatoes out of
one of the sacks. When this had been secretly done, little Polychrome, dancing near to the guard, suddenly
reached out her hand and slapped his face, the next instant whirling away from him quickly to rejoin her
friends.
The angry Scoodler at once picked off his head and hurled it at the Rainbow's Daughter; but the shaggy man
was expecting that, and caught the head very neatly, putting it in the sack, which he tied at the mouth. The
body of the guard, not having the eyes of its head to guide it, ran here and there in an aimless manner, and the
shaggy man easily dodged it and opened the door. Fortunately, there was no one in the big cave at that
moment, so he told Dorothy and Polly to run as fast as they could for the entrance, and out across the narrow
bridge.
"I'll carry ButtonBright," he said, for he knew the little boy's legs were too short to run fast.
Dorothy picked up Toto and then seized Polly's hand and ran swiftly toward the entrance to the cave. The
shaggy man perched ButtonBright on his shoulders and ran after them. They moved so quickly and their
escape was so wholly unexpected that they had almost reached the bridge when one of the Scoodlers looked
out of his house and saw them.
The creature raised a shrill cry that brought all of its fellows bounding out of the numerous doors, and at once
they started in chase. Dorothy and Polly had reached the bridge and crossed it when the Scoodlers began
throwing their heads. One of the queer missiles struck the shaggy man on his back and nearly knocked him
over; but he was at the mouth of the cave now, so he set down ButtonBright and told the boy to run across
the bridge to Dorothy.
Then the shaggy man turned around and faced his enemies, standing just outside the opening, and as fast as
they threw their heads at him he caught them and tossed them into the black gulf below. The headless bodies
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of the foremost Scoodlers kept the others from running close up, but they also threw their heads in an effort to
stop the escaping prisoners. The shaggy man caught them all and sent them whirling down into the black
gulf. Among them he noticed the crimson and yellow head of the Queen, and this he tossed after the others
with right good will.
Presently every Scoodler of the lot had thrown its head, and every head was down in the deep gulf, and now
the helpless bodies of the creatures were mixed together in the cave and wriggling around in a vain attempt to
discover what had become of their heads. The shaggy man laughed and walked across the bridge to rejoin his
companions.
"It's lucky I learned to play baseball when I was young," he remarked, "for I caught all those heads easily
and never missed one. But come along, little ones; the Scoodlers will never bother us or anyone else any
more."
ButtonBright was still frightened and kept insisting, "I don't want to be soup!" for the victory had been
gained so suddenly that the boy could not realize they were free and safe. But the shaggy man assured him
that all danger of their being made into soup was now past, as the Scoodlers would be unable to eat soup for
some time to come.
So now, anxious to get away from the horrid gloomy cave as soon as possible, they hastened up the hillside
and regained the road just beyond the place where they had first met the Scoodlers; and you may be sure they
were glad to find their feet on the old familiar path again.
11. Johnny Dooit Does It
"It's getting awful rough walking," said Dorothy, as they trudged along. ButtonBright gave a deep sigh and
said he was hungry. Indeed, all were hungry, and thirsty, too; for they had eaten nothing but the apples since
breakfast; so their steps lagged and they grew silent and weary. At last they slowly passed over the crest of a
barren hill and saw before them a line of green trees with a strip of grass at their feet. An agreeable fragrance
was wafted toward them.
Our travelers, hot and tired, ran forward on beholding this refreshing sight and were not long in coming to the
trees. Here they found a spring of pure bubbling water, around which the grass was full of wild strawberry
plants, their pretty red berries ripe and ready to eat. Some of the trees bore yellow oranges and some russet
pears, so the hungry adventurers suddenly found themselves provided with plenty to eat and to drink. They
lost no time in picking the biggest strawberries and ripest oranges and soon had feasted to their hearts'
content. Walking beyond the line of trees they saw before them a fearful, dismal desert, everywhere gray
sand. At the edge of this awful waste was a large, white sign with black letters neatly painted upon it and the
letters made these words:
ALL PERSONS ARE WARNED NOT TO VENTURE UPON THIS DESERT
For the Deadly Sands will Turn Any Living Flesh to Dust in an instant. Beyond This Barrier is the
LAND OF OZ
But no one can Reach that Beautiful Country because of these Destroying Sands
"Oh," said Dorothy, when the shaggy man had read the sign aloud; "I've seen this desert before, and it's true
no one can live who tries to walk upon the sands."
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"Then we musn't try it," answered the shaggy man thoughtfully. "But as we can't go ahead and there's no use
going back, what shall we do next?"
"Don't know," said ButtonBright.
"I'm sure I don't know, either," added Dorothy, despondently.
"I wish father would come for me," sighed the pretty Rainbow's Daughter, "I would take you all to live upon
the rainbow, where you could dance along its rays from morning till night, without a care or worry of any
sort. But I suppose father's too busy just now to search the world for me."
"Don't want to dance," said ButtonBright, sitting down wearily upon the soft grass.
"It's very good of you, Polly," said Dorothy; "but there are other things that would suit me better than dancing
on rainbows. I'm 'fraid they'd be kind of soft an' squashy under foot, anyhow, although they're so pretty to
look at."
This didn't help to solve the problem, and they all fell silent and looked at one another questioningly.
"Really, I don't know what to do," muttered the shaggy man, gazing hard at Toto; and the little dog wagged
his tail and said "Bowwow!" just as if he could not tell, either, what to do. ButtonBright got a stick and
began to dig in the earth, and the others watched him for a while in deep thought. Finally, the shaggy man
said:
"It's nearly evening, now; so we may as well sleep in this pretty place and get rested; perhaps by morning we
can decide what is best to be done."
There was little chance to make beds for the children, but the leaves of the trees grew thickly and would serve
to keep off the night dews, so the shaggy man piled soft grasses in the thickest shade and when it was dark
they lay down and slept peacefully until morning.
Long after the others were asleep, however, the shaggy man sat in the starlight by the spring, gazing
thoughtfully into its bubbling waters. Suddenly he smiled and nodded to himself as if he had found a good
thought, after which he, too, laid himself down under a tree and was soon lost in slumber.
In the bright morning sunshine, as they ate of the strawberries and sweet juicy pears, Dorothy said:
"Polly, can you do any magic?"
"No dear," answered Polychrome, shaking her dainty head.
"You ought to know SOME magic, being the Rainbow's Daughter," continued Dorothy, earnestly.
"But we who live on the rainbow among the fleecy clouds have no use for magic," replied Polychrome.
"What I'd like," said Dorothy, "is to find some way to cross the desert to the Land of Oz and its Emerald City.
I've crossed it already, you know, more than once. First a cyclone carried my house over, and some Silver
Shoes brought me back againin half a second. Then Ozma took me over on her Magic Carpet, and the
Nome King's Magic Belt took me home that time. You see it was magic that did it every time 'cept the first,
and we can't 'spect a cyclone to happen along and take us to the Emerald City now."
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"No indeed," returned Polly, with a shudder, "I hate cyclones, anyway."
"That's why I wanted to find out if you could do any magic," said the little Kansas girl. "I'm sure I can't; and
I'm sure ButtonBright can't; and the only magic the shaggy man has is the Love Magnet, which won't help
us much."
"Don't be too sure of that, my dear," spoke the shaggy man, a smile on his donkey face. "I may not be able to
do magic myself, but I can call to us a powerful friend who loves me because I own the Love Magnet, and
this friend surely will be able to help us."
"Who is your friend?" asked Dorothy.
"Johnny Dooit."
"What can Johnny do?"
"Anything," answered the shaggy man, with confidence.
"Ask him to come," she exclaimed, eagerly.
The shaggy man took the Love Magnet from his pocket and unwrapped the paper that surrounded it. Holding
the charm in the palm of his hand he looked at it steadily and said these words:
"Dear Johnny Dooit, come to me. I need you bad as bad can be."
"Well, here I am," said a cheery little voice; "but you shouldn't say you need me bad, 'cause I'm always,
ALWAYS, good."
At this they quickly whirled around to find a funny little man sitting on a big copper chest, puffing smoke
from a long pipe. His hair was grey, his whiskers were grey; and these whiskers were so long that he had
wound the ends of them around his waist and tied them in a hard knot underneath the leather apron that
reached from his chin nearly to his feet, and which was soiled and scratched as if it had been used a long
time. His nose was broad, and stuck up a little; but his eyes were twinkling and merry. The little man's hands
and arms were as hard and tough as the leather in his apron, and Dorothy thought Johnny Dooit looked as if
he had done a lot of hard work in his lifetime.
"Good morning, Johnny," said the shaggy man. "Thank you for coming to me so quickly."
"I never waste time," said the newcomer, promptly. "But what's happened to you? Where did you get that
donkey head? Really, I wouldn't have known you at all, Shaggy Man, if I hadn't looked at your feet."
The shaggy man introduced Johnny Dooit to Dorothy and Toto and ButtonBright and the Rainbow's
Daughter, and told him the story of their adventures, adding that they were anxious now to reach the Emerald
City in the Land of Oz, where Dorothy had friends who would take care of them and send them safe home
again.
"But," said he, "we find that we can't cross this desert, which turns all living flesh that touches it into dust; so
I have asked you to come and help us."
Johnny Dooit puffed his pipe and looked carefully at the dreadful desert in front of themstretching so far
away they could not see its end.
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"You must ride," he said, briskly.
"What in?" asked the shaggy man.
"In a sandboat, which has runners like a sled and sails like a ship. The wind will blow you swiftly across the
desert and the sand cannot touch your flesh to turn it into dust."
"Good!" cried Dorothy, clapping her hands delightedly. "That was the way the Magic Carpet took us across.
We didn't have to touch the horrid sand at all."
"But where is the sandboat?" asked the shaggy man, looking all around him.
"I'll make you one," said Johnny Dooit.
As he spoke, he knocked the ashes from his pipe and put it in his pocket. Then he unlocked the copper chest
and lifted the lid, and Dorothy saw it was full of shining tools of all sorts and shapes.
Johnny Dooit moved quickly nowso quickly that they were astonished at the work he was able to
accomplish. He had in his chest a tool for everything he wanted to do, and these must have been magic tools
because they did their work so fast and so well.
The man hummed a little song as he worked, and Dorothy tried to listen to it. She thought the words were
something like these:
The only way to do a thing Is do it when you can, And do it cheerfully, and sing And work and think and
plan. The only real unhappy one Is he who dares to shirk; The only really happy one Is he who cares to work.
Whatever Johnny Dooit was singing he was certainly doing things, and they all stood by and watched him in
amazement.
He seized an axe and in a couple of chops felled a tree. Next he took a saw and in a few minutes sawed the
treetrunk into broad, long boards. He then nailed the boards together into the shape of a boat, about twelve
feet long and four feet wide. He cut from another tree a long, slender pole which, when trimmed of its
branches and fastened upright in the center of the boat, served as a mast. From the chest he drew a coil of
rope and a big bundle of canvas, and with thesestill humming his songhe rigged up a sail, arranging it so
it could be raised or lowered upon the mast.
Dorothy fairly gasped with wonder to see the thing grow so speedily before her eyes, and both ButtonBright
and Polly looked on with the same absorbed interest.
"It ought to be painted," said Johnny Dooit, tossing his tools back into the chest, "for that would make it look
prettier. But 'though I can paint it for you in three seconds it would take an hour to dry, and that's a waste of
time."
"We don't care how it looks," said the shaggy man, "if only it will take us across the desert."
"It will do that," declared Johnny Dooit. "All you need worry about is tipping over. Did you ever sail a ship?"
"I've seen one sailed," said the shaggy man.
"Good. Sail this boat the way you've seen a ship sailed, and you'll be across the sands before you know it."
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With this he slammed down the lid of the chest, and the noise made them all wink. While they were winking
the workman disappeared, tools and all.
12. The Deadly Desert Crossed
"Oh, that's too bad!" cried Dorothy; "I wanted to thank Johnny Dooit for all his kindness to us."
"He hasn't time to listen to thanks," replied the shaggy man; "but I'm sure he knows we are grateful. I suppose
he is already at work in some other part of the world."
They now looked more carefully at the sandboat, and saw that the bottom was modeled with two sharp
runners which would glide through the sand. The front of the sandboat was pointed like the bow of a ship,
and there was a rudder at the stern to steer by.
It had been built just at the edge of the desert, so that all its length lay upon the gray sand except the after
part, which still rested on the strip of grass.
"Get in, my dears," said the shaggy man; "I'm sure I can manage this boat as well as any sailor. All you need
do is sit still in your places."
Dorothy got in, Toto in her arms, and sat on the bottom of the boat just in front of the mast. ButtonBright sat
in front of Dorothy, while Polly leaned over the bow. The shaggy man knelt behind the mast. When all were
ready he raised the sail halfway. The wind caught it. At once the sandboat started forwardslowly at first,
then with added speed. The shaggy man pulled the sail way up, and they flew so fast over the Deadly Desert
that every one held fast to the sides of the boat and scarcely dared to breathe.
The sand lay in billows, and was in places very uneven, so that the boat rocked dangerously from side to side;
but it never quite tipped over, and the speed was so great that the shaggy man himself became frightened and
began to wonder how he could make the ship go slower.
"It we're spilled in this sand, in the middle of the desert," Dorothy thought to herself, "we'll be nothing but
dust in a few minutes, and that will be the end of us."
But they were not spilled, and byandby Polychrome, who was clinging to the bow and looking straight
ahead, saw a dark line before them and wondered what it was. It grew plainer every second, until she
discovered it to be a row of jagged rocks at the end of the desert, while high above these rocks she could see a
tableland of green grass and beautiful trees.
"Look out!" she screamed to the shaggy man. "Go slowly, or we shall smash into the rocks."
He heard her, and tried to pull down the sail; but the wind would not let go of the broad canvas and the ropes
had become tangled.
Nearer and nearer they drew to the great rocks, and the shaggy man was in despair because he could do
nothing to stop the wild rush of the sandboat.
They reached the edge of the desert and bumped squarely into the rocks. There was a crash as Dorothy,
ButtonBright, Toto and Polly flew up in the air in a curve like a skyrocket's, one after another landing high
upon the grass, where they rolled and tumbled for a time before they could stop themselves.
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The shaggy man flew after them, head first, and lighted in a heap beside Toto, who, being much excited at the
time, seized one of the donkey ears between his teeth and shook and worried it as hard as he could, growling
angrily. The shaggy man made the little dog let go, and sat up to look around him.
Dorothy was feeling one of her front teeth, which was loosened by knocking against her knee as she fell.
Polly was looking sorrowfully at a rent in her pretty gauze gown, and ButtonBright's fox head had stuck fast
in a gopher hole and he was wiggling his little fat legs frantically in an effort to get free.
Otherwise they were unhurt by the adventure; so the shaggy man stood up and pulled ButtonBright out of
the hole and went to the edge of the desert to look at the sandboat. It was a mere mass of splinters now,
crushed out of shape against the rocks. The wind had torn away the sail and carried it to the top of a tall tree,
where the fragments of it fluttered like a white flag.
"Well," he said, cheerfully, "we're here; but where the here is I don't know."
"It must be some part of the Land of Oz," observed Dorothy, coming to his side.
"Must it?"
"'Course it must. We're across the desert, aren't we? And somewhere in the middle of Oz is the Emerald
City."
"To be sure," said the shaggy man, nodding. "Let's go there."
"But I don't see any people about, to show us the way," she continued.
"Let's hunt for them," he suggested. "There must be people somewhere; but perhaps they did not expect us,
and so are not at hand to give us a welcome."
13. The Truth Pond
They now made a more careful examination of the country around them. All was fresh and beautiful after the
sultriness of the desert, and the sunshine and sweet, crisp air were delightful to the wanderers. Little mounds
of yellowish green were away at the right, while on the left waved a group of tall leafy trees bearing yellow
blossoms that looked like tassels and pompoms. Among the grasses carpeting the ground were pretty
buttercups and cowslips and marigolds. After looking at these a moment Dorothy said reflectively:
"We must be in the Country of the Winkies, for the color of that country is yellow, and you will notice that
'most everything here is yellow that has any color at all."
"But I thought this was the Land of Oz," replied the shaggy man, as if greatly disappointed.
"So it is," she declared; "but there are four parts to the Land of Oz. The North Country is purple, and it's the
Country of the Gillikins. The East Country is blue, and that's the Country of the Munchkins. Down at the
South is the red Country of the Quadlings, and here, in the West, the yellow Country of the Winkies. This is
the part that is ruled by the Tin Woodman, you know."
"Who's he?" asked ButtonBright.
"Why, he's the tin man I told you about. His name is Nick Chopper, and he has a lovely heart given him by
the wonderful Wizard."
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"Where does HE live?" asked the boy.
"The Wizard? Oh, he lives in the Emerald City, which is just in the middle of Oz, where the corners of the
four countries meet."
"Oh," said ButtonBright, puzzled by this explanation.
"We must be some distance from the Emerald City," remarked the shaggy man.
"That's true," she replied; "so we'd better start on and see if we can find any of the Winkies. They're nice
people," she continued, as the little party began walking toward the group of trees, "and I came here once
with my friends the Scarecrow, and the Tin Woodman, and the Cowardly Lion, to fight a wicked witch who
had made all the Winkies her slaves."
"Did you conquer her?" asked Polly.
"Why, I melted her with a bucket of water, and that was the end of her," replied Dorothy. "After that the
people were free, you know, and they made Nick Chopperthat's the Tin Woodmantheir Emp'ror."
"What's that?" asked ButtonBright.
"Emp'ror? Oh, it's something like an alderman, I guess."
"Oh," said the boy.
"But I thought Princess Ozma ruled Oz," said the shaggy man.
"So she does; she rules the Emerald City and all the four countries of Oz; but each country has another little
ruler, not so big as Ozma. It's like the officers of an army, you see; the little rulers are all captains, and
Ozma's the general."
By this time they had reached the trees, which stood in a perfect circle and just far enough apart so that their
thick branches touchedor "shook hands," as ButtonBright remarked. Under the shade of the trees they
found, in the center of the circle, a crystal pool, its water as still as glass. It must have been deep, too, for
when Polychrome bent over it she gave a little sigh of pleasure.
"Why, it's a mirror!" she cried; for she could see all her pretty face and fluffy, rainbowtinted gown reflected
in the pool, as natural as life.
Dorothy bent over, too, and began to arrange her hair, blown by the desert wind into straggling tangles.
ButtonBright leaned over the edge next, and then began to cry, for the sight of his fox head frightened the
poor little fellow.
"I guess I won't look," remarked the shaggy man, sadly, for he didn't like his donkey head, either. While Polly
and Dorothy tried to comfort ButtonBright, the shaggy man sat down near the edge of the pool, where his
image could not be reflected, and stared at the water thoughtfully. As he did this he noticed a silver plate
fastened to a rock just under the surface of the water, and on the silver plate was engraved these words:
THE TRUTH POND
"Ah!" cried the shaggy man, springing to his feet with eager joy; "we've found it at last."
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"Found what?" asked Dorothy, running to him.
"The Truth Pond. Now, at last, I may get rid of this frightful head; for we were told, you remember, that only
the Truth Pond could restore to me my proper face."
"Me, too!" shouted ButtonBright, trotting up to them.
"Of course," said Dorothy. "It will cure you both of your bad heads, I guess. Isn't it lucky we found it?"
"It is, indeed," replied the shaggy man. "I hated dreadfully to go to Princess Ozma looking like this; and she's
to have a birthday celebration, too."
Just then a splash startled them, for ButtonBright, in his anxiety to see the pool that would "cure" him, had
stepped too near the edge and tumbled heels over head into the water. Down he went, out of sight entirely, so
that only his sailor hat floated on the top of the Truth Pond.
He soon bobbed up, and the shaggy man seized him by his sailor collar and dragged him to the shore,
dripping and gasping for breath. They all looked upon the boy wonderingly, for the fox head with its sharp
nose and pointed ears was gone, and in its place appeared the chubby round face and blue eyes and pretty
curls that had belonged to ButtonBright before King Dox of Foxville transformed him.
"Oh, what a darling!" cried Polly, and would have hugged the little one had he not been so wet.
Their joyful exclamations made the child rub the water out of his eyes and look at his friends questioningly.
"You're all right now, dear," said Dorothy. "Come and look at yourself." She led him to the pool, and
although there were still a few ripples on the surface of the water he could see his reflection plainly.
"It's me!" he said, in a pleased yet awed whisper.
"'Course it is," replied the girl, "and we're all as glad as you are, ButtonBright."
"Well," announced the shaggy man, "it's my turn next." He took off his shaggy coat and laid it on the grass
and dived head first into the Truth Pond.
When he came up the donkey head had disappeared, and the shaggy man's own shaggy head was in its place,
with the water dripping in little streams from his shaggy whiskers. He scrambled ashore and shook himself to
get off some of the wet, and then leaned over the pool to look admiringly at his reflected face.
"I may not be strictly beautiful, even now," he said to his companions, who watched him with smiling faces;
"but I'm so much handsomer than any donkey that I feel as proud as I can be."
"You're all right, Shaggy Man," declared Dorothy. "And ButtonBright is all right, too. So let's thank the
Truth Pond for being so nice, and start on our journey to the Emerald City."
"I hate to leave it," murmured the shaggy man, with a sigh. "A truth pond wouldn't be a bad thing to carry
around with us." But he put on his coat and started with the others in search of some one to direct them on
their way.
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14. TikTok and Billina
They had not walked far across the flowerstrewn meadows when they came upon a fine road leading toward
the northwest and winding gracefully among the pretty yellow hills.
"That way," said Dorothy, "must be the direction of the Emerald City. We'd better follow the road until we
meet some one or come to a house."
The sun soon dried ButtonBright's sailor suit and the shaggy man's shaggy clothes, and so pleased were they
at regaining their own heads that they did not mind at all the brief discomfort of getting wet.
"It's good to be able to whistle again," remarked the shaggy man, "for those donkey lips were so thick I could
not whistle a note with them." He warbled a tune as merrily as any bird.
"You'll look more natural at the birthday celebration, too," said Dorothy, happy in seeing her friends so
happy.
Polychrome was dancing ahead in her usual sprightly manner, whirling gaily along the smooth, level road,
until she passed from sight around the curve of one of the mounds. Suddenly they heard her exclaim "Oh!"
and she appeared again, running toward them at full speed.
"What's the matter, Polly?" asked Dorothy, perplexed.
There was no need for the Rainbow's Daughter to answer, for turning the bend in the road there came
advancing slowly toward them a funny round man made of burnished copper, gleaming brightly in the sun.
Perched on the copper man's shoulder sat a yellow hen, with fluffy feathers and a pearl necklace around her
throat.
"Oh, Tiktok!" cried Dorothy, running forward. When she came to him, the copper man lifted the little girl in
his copper arms and kissed her cheek with his copper lips.
"Oh, Billina!" cried Dorothy, in a glad voice, and the yellow hen flew to her arms, to be hugged and petted by
turns.
The others were curiously crowding around the group, and the girl said to them:
"It's Tiktok and Billina; and oh! I'm so glad to see them again."
"Welcome to Oz," said the copper man in a monotonous voice.
Dorothy sat right down in the road, the yellow hen in her arms, and began to stroke Billina's back. Said the
hen:
"Dorothy, dear, I've got some wonderful news to tell you."
"Tell it quick, Billina!" said the girl.
Just then Toto, who had been growling to himself in a cross way, gave a sharp bark and flew at the yellow
hen, who ruffled her feathers and let out such an angry screech that Dorothy was startled.
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"Stop, Toto! Stop that this minute!" she commanded. "Can't you see that Billina is my friend?" In spite of this
warning had she not grabbed Toto quickly by the neck the little dog would have done the yellow hen a
mischief, and even now he struggled madly to escape Dorothy's grasp. She slapped his ears once or twice and
told him to behave, and the yellow hen flew to Tiktok's shoulder again, where she was safe.
"What a brute!" croaked Billina, glaring down at the little dog.
"Toto isn't a brute," replied Dorothy, "but at home Uncle Henry has to whip him sometimes for chasing the
chickens. Now look here, Toto," she added, holding up her finger and speaking sternly to him, "you've got to
understand that Billina is one of my dearest friends, and musn't be hurtnow or ever."
Toto wagged his tail as if he understood.
"The miserable thing can't talk," said Billina, with a sneer.
"Yes, he can," replied Dorothy; "he talks with his tail, and I know everything he says. If you could wag your
tail, Billina, you wouldn't need words to talk with."
"Nonsense!" said Billina.
"It isn't nonsense at all. Just now Toto says he's sorry, and that he'll try to love you for my sake. Don't you,
Toto?"
"Bowwow!" said Toto, wagging his tail again.
"But I've such wonderful news for you, Dorothy," cried the yellow hen; "I've"
"Wait a minute, dear," interrupted the little girl; "I've got to introduce you all, first. That's manners, Billina.
This," turning to her traveling companions, "is Mr. Tiktok, who works by machinery 'cause his thoughts
wind up, and his talk winds up, and his action winds uplike a clock."
"Do they all wind up together?" asked the shaggy man.
"No; each one separate. But he works just lovely, and Tiktok was a good friend to me once, and saved my
lifeand Billina's life, too."
"Is he alive?" asked ButtonBright, looking hard at the copper man.
"Oh, no, but his machinery makes him just as good as alive." She turned to the copper man and said politely:
"Mr. Tiktok, these are my new friends: the shaggy man, and Polly the Rainbow's Daughter, and
ButtonBright, and Toto. Only Toto isn't a new friend, 'cause he's been to Oz before."
The copper man bowed low, removing his copper hat as he did so.
"I'm very pleased to meet Dorothy's frrrr" Here he stopped short.
"Oh, I guess his speech needs winding!" said the little girl, running behind the copper man to get the key off a
hook at his back. She wound him up at a place under his right arm and he went on to say:
"Pardon me for running down. I was about to say I am pleased to meet Dorothy's friends, who must be
my friends." The words were somewhat jerky, but plain to understand.
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"And this is Billina," continued Dorothy, introducing the yellow hen, and they all bowed to her in turn.
"I've such wonderful news," said the hen, turning her head so that one bright eye looked full at Dorothy.
"What is it, dear?" asked the girl.
"I've hatched out ten of the loveliest chicks you ever saw."
"Oh, how nice! And where are they, Billina?"
"I left them at home. But they're beauties, I assure you, and all wonderfully clever. I've named them
Dorothy."
"Which one?" asked the girl.
"All of them," replied Billina.
"That's funny. Why did you name them all with the same name?"
"It was so hard to tell them apart," explained the hen. "Now, when I call 'Dorothy,' they all come running to
me in a bunch; it's much easier, after all, than having a separate name for each."
"I'm just dying to see 'em, Billina," said Dorothy, eagerly. "But tell me, my friends, how did you happen to be
here, in the Country of the Winkies, the first of all to meet us?"
"I'll tell you," answered Tiktok, in his monotonous voice, all the sounds of his words being on one
level"Princess Ozma saw you in her magic picture, and knew you were coming here; so she sent
Billina and me to welcome you as she could not come herself; so thatfizidigle cumsoluting
hybergobble intuzibick"
"Good gracious! Whatever's the matter now?" cried Dorothy, as the copper man continued to babble these
unmeaning words, which no one could understand at all because they had no sense.
"Don't know," said ButtonBright, who was half scared. Polly whirled away to a distance and turned to look
at the copper man in a fright.
"His thoughts have run down, this time," remarked Billina composedly, as she sat on Tiktok's shoulder and
pruned her sleek feathers. "When he can't think, he can't talk properly, any more than you can. You'll have to
wind up his thoughts, Dorothy, or else I'll have to finish his story myself."
Dorothy ran around and got the key again and wound up Tiktok under his left arm, after which he could
speak plainly again.
"Pardon me," he said, "but when my thoughts run down, my speech has no meaning, for words are formed
only by thought. I was about to say that Ozma sent us to welcome you and invite you to come straight
to the Emerald City. She was too busy to come herself, for she is preparing for her birthday
celebration, which is to be a grand affair."
"I've heard of it," said Dorothy, "and I'm glad we've come in time to attend. Is it far from here to the Emerald
City?"
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"Not very far," answered Tiktok, "and we have plenty of time. Tonight we will stop at the palace of
the Tin Woodman, and tomorrow night we will arrive at the Emerald City."
"Goody!" cried Dorothy. "I'd like to see dear Nick Chopper again. How's his heart?"
"It's fine," said Billina; "the Tin Woodman says it gets softer and kindlier every day. He's waiting at his castle
to welcome you, Dorothy; but he couldn't come with us because he's getting polished as bright as possible for
Ozma's party."
"Well then," said Dorothy, "let's start on, and we can talk more as we go."
They proceeded on their journey in a friendly group, for Polychrome had discovered that the copper man was
harmless and was no longer afraid of him. ButtonBright was also reassured, and took quite a fancy to
Tiktok. He wanted the clockwork man to open himself, so that he might see the wheels go round; but that
was a thing Tiktok could not do. ButtonBright then wanted to wind up the copper man, and Dorothy
promised he should do so as soon as any part of the machinery ran down. This pleased ButtonBright, who
held fast to one of Tiktok's copper hands as he trudged along the road, while Dorothy walked on the other
side of her old friend and Billina perched by turns upon his shoulder or his copper hat. Polly once more
joyously danced ahead and Toto ran after her, barking with glee. The shaggy man was left to walk behind;
but he didn't seem to mind that a bit,and whistled merrily or looked curiously upon the pretty scenes they
passed.
At last they came to a hilltop from which the tin castle of Nick Chopper could plainly be seen, its towers
glistening magnificently under the rays of the declining sun.
"How pretty!" exclaimed Dorothy. "I've never seen the Emp'ror's new house before."
"He built it because the old castle was damp, and likely to rust his tin body," said Billina. "All those towers
and steeples and domes and gables took a lot of tin, as you can see."
"Is it a toy?" asked ButtonBright softly.
"No, dear," answered Dorothy; "it's better than that. It's the fairy dwelling of a fairy prince."
15. The Emperor's Tin Castle
The grounds around Nick Chopper's new house were laid out in pretty flowerbeds, with fountains of crystal
water and statues of tin representing the Emperor's personal friends. Dorothy was astonished and delighted to
find a tin statue of herself standing on a tin pedestal at a bend in the avenue leading up to the entrance. It was
lifesize and showed her in her sunbonnet with her basket on her arm, just as she had first appeared in the
Land of Oz.
"Oh, Totoyou're there too!" she exclaimed; and sure enough there was the tin figure of Toto lying at the tin
Dorothy's feet.
Also, Dorothy saw figures of the Scarecrow, and the Wizard, and Ozma, and of many others, including
Tiktok. They reached the grand tin entrance to the tin castle, and the Tin Woodman himself came running
out of the door to embrace little Dorothy and give her a glad welcome. He welcomed her friends as well, and
the Rainbow's Daughter he declared to be the loveliest vision his tin eyes had ever beheld. He patted
ButtonBright's curly head tenderly, for he was fond of children, and turned to the shaggy man and shook
both his hands at the same time.
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Nick Chopper, the Emperor of the Winkies, who was also known throughout the Land of Oz as the Tin
Woodman, was certainly a remarkable person. He was neatly made, all of tin, nicely soldered at the joints,
and his various limbs were cleverly hinged to his body so that he could use them nearly as well as if they had
been common flesh. Once, he told the shaggy man, he had been made all of flesh and bones, as other people
are, and then he chopped wood in the forests to earn his living. But the axe slipped so often and cut off parts
of himwhich he had replaced with tinthat finally there was no flesh left, nothing but tin; so he became a
real tin woodman. The wonderful Wizard of Oz had given him an excellent heart to replace his old one, and
he didn't at all mind being tin. Every one loved him, he loved every one; and he was therefore as happy as the
day was long.
The Emperor was proud of his new tin castle, and showed his visitors through all the rooms. Every bit of the
furniture was made of brightly polished tinthe tables, chairs, beds, and alleven the floors and walls were
of tin.
"I suppose," said he, "that there are no cleverer tinsmiths in all the world than the Winkies. It would be hard
to match this castle in Kansas; wouldn't it, little Dorothy?"
"Very hard," replied the child, gravely.
"It must have cost a lot of money," remarked the shaggy man.
"Money! Money in Oz!" cried the Tin Woodman. "What a queer idea! Did you suppose we are so vulgar as to
use money here?"
"Why not?" asked the shaggy man.
"If we used money to buy things with, instead of love and kindness and the desire to please one another, then
we should be no better than the rest of the world," declared the Tin Woodman. "Fortunately money is not
known in the Land of Oz at all. We have no rich, and no poor; for what one wishes the others all try to give
him, in order to make him happy, and no one in all Oz cares to have more than he can use."
"Good!" cried the shaggy man, greatly pleased to hear this. "I also despise moneya man in Butterfield
owes me fifteen cents, and I will not take it from him. The Land of Oz is surely the most favored land in all
the world, and its people the happiest. I should like to live here always."
The Tin Woodman listened with respectful attention. Already he loved the shaggy man, although he did not
yet know of the Love Magnet. So he said:
"If you can prove to the Princess Ozma that you are honest and true and worthy of our friendship, you may
indeed live here all your days, and be as happy as we are."
"I'll try to prove that," said the shaggy man, earnestly.
"And now," continued the Emperor, "you must all go to your rooms and prepare for dinner, which will
presently be served in the grand tin dininghall. I am sorry, Shaggy Man, that I can not offer you a change of
clothing; but I dress only in tin, myself, and I suppose that would not suit you."
"I care little about dress," said the shaggy man, indifferently.
"So I should imagine," replied the Emperor, with true politeness.
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They were shown to their rooms and permitted to make such toilets as they could, and soon they assembled
again in the grand tin dininghall, even Toto being present. For the Emperor was fond of Dorothy's little dog,
and the girl explained to her friends that in Oz all animals were treated with as much consideration as the
people"if they behave themselves," she added.
Toto behaved himself, and sat in a tin highchair beside Dorothy and ate his dinner from a tin platter.
Indeed, they all ate from tin dishes, but these were of pretty shapes and brightly polished; Dorothy thought
they were just as good as silver.
ButtonBright looked curiously at the man who had "no appetite inside him," for the Tin Woodman, although
he had prepared so fine a feast for his guests, ate not a mouthful himself, sitting patiently in his place to see
that all built so they could eat were well and plentifully served.
What pleased ButtonBright most about the dinner was the tin orchestra that played sweet music while the
company ate. The players were not tin, being just ordinary Winkies; but the instruments they played upon
were all tintin trumpets, tin fiddles, tin drums and cymbals and flutes and horns and all. They played so
nicely the "Shining Emperor Waltz," composed expressly in honor of the Tin Woodman by Mr. H. M.
Wogglebug, T.E., that Polly could not resist dancing to it. After she had tasted a few dewdrops, freshly
gathered for her, she danced gracefully to the music while the others finished their repast; and when she
whirled until her fleecy draperies of rainbow hues enveloped her like a cloud, the Tin Woodman was so
delighted that he clapped his tin hands until the noise of them drowned the sound of the cymbals.
Altogether it was a merry meal, although Polychrome ate little and the host nothing at all.
"I'm sorry the Rainbow's Daughter missed her mistcakes," said the Tin Woodman to Dorothy; "but by a
mistake Miss Polly's mistcakes were mislaid and not missed until now. I'll try to have some for her
breakfast."
They spent the evening telling stories, and the next morning left the splendid tin castle and set out upon the
road to the Emerald City. The Tin Woodman went with them, of course, having by this time been so brightly
polished that he sparkled like silver. His axe, which he always carried with him, had a steel blade that was tin
plated and a handle covered with tin plate beautifully engraved and set with diamonds.
The Winkies assembled before the castle gates and cheered their Emperor as he marched away, and it was
easy to see that they all loved him dearly.
16. Visiting the PumpkinField
Dorothy let ButtonBright wind up the clockwork in the copper man this morninghis thinking machine
first, then his speech, and finally his action; so he would doubtless run perfectly until they had reached the
Emerald City. The copper man and the tin man were good friends, and not so much alike as you might think.
For one was alive and the other moved by means of machinery; one was tall and angular and the other short
and round. You could love the Tin Woodman because he had a fine nature, kindly and simple; but the
machine man you could only admire without loving, since to love such a thing as he was as impossible as to
love a sewingmachine or an automobile. Yet Tiktok was popular with the people of Oz because he was so
trustworthy, reliable and true; he was sure to do exactly what he was wound up to do, at all times and in all
circumstances. Perhaps it is better to be a machine that does its duty than a fleshandblood person who will
not, for a dead truth is better than a live falsehood.
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About noon the travelers reached a large field of pumpkinsa vegetable quite appropriate to the yellow
country of the Winkiesand some of the pumpkins which grew there were of remarkable size. Just before
they entered upon this field they saw three little mounds that looked like graves, with a pretty headstone to
each one of them.
"What is this?" asked Dorothy, in wonder.
"It's Jack Pumpkinhead's private graveyard," replied the Tin Woodman.
"But I thought nobody ever died in Oz," she said.
"Nor do they; although if one is bad, he may be condemned and killed by the good citizens," he answered.
Dorothy ran over to the little graves and read the words engraved upon the tombstones. The first one said:
Here Lies the Mortal Part of JACK PUMPKINHEAD Which Spoiled April 9th.
She then went to the next stone, which read:
Here Lies the Mortal Part of JACK PUMPKINHEAD Which Spoiled October 2nd.
On the third stone were carved these words:
Here Lies the Mortal Part of JACK PUMPKINHEAD Which Spoiled January 24th.
"Poor Jack!" sighed Dorothy. "I'm sorry he had to die in three parts, for I hoped to see him again."
"So you shall," declared the Tin Woodman, "since he is still alive. Come with me to his house, for Jack is
now a farmer and lives in this very pumpkin field."
They walked over to a monstrous big, hollow pumpkin which had a door and windows cut through the rind.
There was a stovepipe running through the stem, and six steps had been built leading up to the front door.
They walked up to this door and looked in. Seated on a bench was a man clothed in a spotted shirt, a red vest,
and faded blue trousers, whose body was merely sticks of wood, jointed clumsily together. On his neck was
set a round, yellow pumpkin, with a face carved on it such as a boy often carves on a jacklantern.
This queer man was engaged in snapping slippery pumpkinseeds with his wooden fingers, trying to hit a
target on the other side of the room with them. He did not know he had visitors until Dorothy exclaimed:
"Why, it's Jack Pumpkinhead himself!"
He turned and saw them, and at once came forward to greet the little Kansas girl and Nick Chopper, and to be
introduced to their new friends.
ButtonBright was at first rather shy with the quaint Pumpkinhead, but Jack's face was so jolly and
smilingbeing carved that waythat the boy soon grew to like him.
"I thought a while ago that you were buried in three parts," said Dorothy, "but now I see you're just the same
as ever."
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"Not quite the same, my dear, for my mouth is a little more onesided than it used to be; but pretty nearly the
same. I've a new head, and this is the fourth one I've owned since Ozma first made me and brought me to life
by sprinkling me with the Magic Powder."
"What became of the other heads, Jack?"
"They spoiled and I buried them, for they were not even fit for pies. Each time Ozma has carved me a new
head just like the old one, and as my body is by far the largest part of me, I am still Jack Pumpkinhead, no
matter how often I change my upper end. Once we had a dreadful time to find another pumpkin, as they were
out of season, and so I was obliged to wear my old head a little longer than was strictly healthy. But after this
sad experience I resolved to raise pumpkins myself, so as never to be caught again without one handy; and
now I have this fine field that you see before you. Some grow pretty bigtoo big to be used for headsso I
dug out this one and use it for a house."
"Isn't it damp?" asked Dorothy.
"Not very. There isn't much left but the shell, you see, and it will last a long time yet."
"I think you are brighter than you used to be, Jack," said the Tin Woodman. "Your last head was a stupid
one."
"The seeds in this one are better," was the reply.
"Are you going to Ozma's party?" asked Dorothy.
"Yes," said he, "I wouldn't miss it for anything. Ozma's my parent, you know, because she built my body and
carved my pumpkin head. I'll follow you to the Emerald City tomorrow, where we shall meet again. I can't
go today, because I have to plant fresh pumpkinseeds and water the young vines. But give my love to
Ozma, and tell her I'll be there in time for the jubilation."
"We will," she promised; and then they all left him and resumed their journey.
17. The Royal Chariot Arrives
The neat yellow houses of the Winkies were now to be seen standing here and there along the roadway,
giving the country a more cheerful and civilized look. They were farmhouses, though, and set far apart; for
in the Land of Oz there were no towns or villages except the magnificent Emerald City in its center.
Hedges of evergreen or of yellow roses bordered the broad highway and the farms showed the care of their
industrious inhabitants. The nearer the travelers came to the great city the more prosperous the country
became, and they crossed many bridges over the sparkling streams and rivulets that watered the lands.
As they walked leisurely along the shaggy man said to the Tin Woodman:
"What sort of a Magic Powder was it that made your friend the Pumpkinhead live?"
"It was called the Powder of Life," was the answer; "and it was invented by a crooked Sorcerer who lived in
the mountains of the North Country. A Witch named Mombi got some of this powder from the crooked
Sorcerer and took it home with her. Ozma lived with the Witch then, for it was before she became our
Princess, while Mombi had transformed her into the shape of a boy. Well, while Mombi was gone to the
crooked Sorcerer's, the boy made this pumpkinheaded man to amuse himself, and also with the hope of
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frightening the Witch with it when she returned. But Mombi was not scared, and she sprinkled the
Pumpkinhead with her Magic Powder of Life, to see if the Powder would work. Ozma was watching, and saw
the Pumpkinhead come to life; so that night she took the pepperbox containing the Powder and ran away
with it and with Jack, in search of adventures.
"Next day they found a wooden SawHorse standing by the roadside, and sprinkled it with the Powder. It
came to life at once, and Jack Pumpkinhead rode the SawHorse to the Emerald City."
"What became of the SawHorse, afterward?" asked the shaggy man, much interested in this story.
"Oh, it's alive yet, and you will probably meet it presently in the Emerald City. Afterward, Ozma used the last
of the Powder to bring the Flying Gump to life; but as soon as it had carried her away from her enemies the
Gump was taken apart, so it doesn't exist any more."
"It's too bad the Powder of Life was all used up," remarked the shaggy man; "it would be a handy thing to
have around."
"I am not so sure of that, sir," answered the Tin Woodman. "A while ago the crooked Sorcerer who invented
the Magic Powder fell down a precipice and was killed. All his possessions went to a relativean old
woman named Dyna, who lives in the Emerald City. She went to the mountains where the Sorcerer had lived
and brought away everything she thought of value. Among them was a small bottle of the Powder of Life; but
of course Dyna didn't know it was a Magic Powder, at all. It happened she had once had a big blue bear for a
pet; but the bear choked to death on a fishbone one day, and she loved it so dearly that Dyna made a rug of its
skin, leaving the head and four paws on the hide. She kept the rug on the floor of her front parlor."
"I've seen rugs like that," said the shaggy man, nodding, "but never one made from a blue bear."
"Well," continued the Tin Woodman, "the old woman had an idea that the Powder in the bottle must be
mothpowder, because it smelled something like mothpowder; so one day she sprinkled it on her bear rug to
keep the moths out of it. She said, looking lovingly at the skin: 'I wish my dear bear were alive again!' To her
horror, the bear rug at once came to life, having been sprinkled with the Magic Powder; and now this live
bear rug is a great trial to her, and makes her a lot of trouble."
"Why?" asked the shaggy man.
"Well, it stands up on its four feet and walks all around, and gets in the way; and that spoils it for a rug. It
can't speak, although it is alive; for, while its head might say words, it has no breath in a solid body to push
the words out of its mouth. It's a very slimpsy affair altogether, that bear rug, and the old woman is sorry it
came to life. Every day she has to scold it, and make it lie down flat on the parlor floor to be walked upon;
but sometimes when she goes to market the rug will hump up its back skin, and stand on its four feet, and trot
along after her."
"I should think Dyna would like that," said Dorothy.
"Well, she doesn't; because every one knows it isn't a real bear, but just a hollow skin, and so of no actual use
in the world except for a rug," answered the Tin Woodman. "Therefore I believe it is a good thing that all the
Magic Powder of Life is now used up, as it can not cause any more trouble."
"Perhaps you're right," said the shaggy man, thoughtfully.
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At noon they stopped at a farmhouse, where it delighted the farmer and his wife to be able to give them a
good luncheon. The farm people knew Dorothy, having seen her when she was in the country before, and
they treated the little girl with as much respect as they did the Emperor, because she was a friend of the
powerful Princess Ozma.
They had not proceeded far after leaving this farmhouse before coming to a high bridge over a broad river.
This river, the Tin Woodman informed them, was the boundary between the Country of the Winkies and the
territory of the Emerald City. The city itself was still a long way off, but all around it was a green meadow as
pretty as a wellkept lawn, and in this were neither houses nor farms to spoil the beauty of the scene.
From the top of the high bridge they could see far away the magnificent spires and splendid domes of the
superb city, sparkling like brilliant jewels as they towered above the emerald walls. The shaggy man drew a
deep breath of awe and amazement, for never had he dreamed that such a grand and beautiful place could
existeven in the fairyland of Oz.
Polly was so pleased that her violet eyes sparkled like amethysts, and she danced away from her companions
across the bridge and into a group of feathery trees lining both the roadsides. These trees she stopped to look
at with pleasure and surprise, for their leaves were shaped like ostrich plumes, their feather edges beautifully
curled; and all the plumes were tinted in the same dainty rainbow hues that appeared in Polychrome's own
pretty gauze gown.
"Father ought to see these trees," she murmured; "they are almost as lovely as his own rainbows."
Then she gave a start of terror, for beneath the trees came stalking two great beasts, either one big enough to
crush the little Daughter of the Rainbow with one blow of his paws, or to eat her up with one snap of his
enormous jaws. One was a tawny lion, as tall as a horse, nearly; the other a striped tiger almost the same size.
Polly was too frightened to scream or to stir; she stood still with a wildly beating heart until Dorothy rushed
past her and with a glad cry threw her arms around the huge lion's neck, hugging and kissing the beast with
evident joy.
"Oh, I'm SO glad to see you again!" cried the little Kansas girl. "And the Hungry Tiger, too! How fine you're
both looking. Are you well and happy?"
"We certainly are, Dorothy," answered the Lion, in a deep voice that sounded pleasant and kind; "and we are
greatly pleased that you have come to Ozma's party. It's going to be a grand affair, I promise you."
"There will be lots of fat babies at the celebration, I hear," remarked the Hungry Tiger, yawning so that his
mouth opened dreadfully wide and showed all his big, sharp teeth; "but of course I can't eat any of 'em."
"Is your Conscience still in good order?" asked Dorothy, anxiously.
"Yes; it rules me like a tyrant," answered the Tiger, sorrowfully. "I can imagine nothing more unpleasant than
to own a Conscience," and he winked slyly at his friend the Lion.
"You're fooling me!" said Dorothy, with a laugh. "I don't b'lieve you'd eat a baby if you lost your Conscience.
Come here, Polly," she called, "and be introduced to my friends."
Polly advanced rather shyly.
"You have some queer friends, Dorothy," she said.
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"The queerness doesn't matter so long as they're friends," was the answer. "This is the Cowardly Lion, who
isn't a coward at all, but just thinks he is. The Wizard gave him some courage once, and he has part of it left."
The Lion bowed with great dignity to Polly.
"You are very lovely, my dear," said he. "I hope we shall be friends when we are better acquainted."
"And this is the Hungry Tiger," continued Dorothy. "He says he longs to eat fat babies; but the truth is he is
never hungry at all, 'cause he gets plenty to eat; and I don't s'pose he'd hurt anybody even if he WAS hungry."
"Hush, Dorothy," whispered the Tiger; "you'll ruin my reputation if you are not more discreet. It isn't what we
are, but what folks think we are, that counts in this world. And come to think of it Miss Polly would make a
fine variegated breakfast, I'm sure."
18. The Emerald City
The others now came up, and the Tin Woodman greeted the Lion and the Tiger cordially. ButtonBright
yelled with fear when Dorothy first took his hand and led him toward the great beasts; but the girl insisted
they were kind and good, and so the boy mustered up courage enough to pat their heads; after they had
spoken to him gently and he had looked into their intelligent eyes his fear vanished entirely and he was so
delighted with the animals that he wanted to keep close to them and stroke their soft fur every minute.
As for the shaggy man, he might have been afraid if he had met the beasts alone, or in any other country, but
so many were the marvels in; the Land of Oz that he was no longer easily surprised, and Dorothy's friendship
for the Lion and Tiger was enough to assure him they were safe companions. Toto barked at the Cowardly
Lion in joyous greeting, for he knew the beast of old and loved him, and it was funny to see how gently the
Lion raised his huge paw to pat Toto's head. The little dog smelled of the Tiger's nose, and the Tiger politely
shook paws with him; so they were quite likely to become firm friends.
Tiktok and Billina knew the beasts well, so merely bade them good day and asked after their healths and
inquired about the Princess Ozma.
Now it was seen that the Cowardly Lion and the Hungry Tiger were drawing behind them a splendid golden
chariot, to which they were harnessed by golden cords. The body of the chariot was decorated on the outside
with designs in clusters of sparkling emeralds, while inside it was lined with a green and gold satin, and the
cushions of the seats were of green plush embroidered in gold with a crown, underneath which was a
monogram.
"Why, it's Ozma's own royal chariot!" exclaimed Dorothy.
"Yes," said the Cowardly Lion; "Ozma sent us to meet you here, for she feared you would be weary with
your long walk and she wished you to enter the City in a style becoming your exalted rank."
"What!" cried Polly, looking at Dorothy curiously. "Do you belong to the nobility?"
"Just in Oz I do," said the child, "'cause Ozma made me a Princess, you know. But when I'm home in Kansas
I'm only a country girl, and have to help with the churning and wipe the dishes while Aunt Em washes 'em.
Do you have to help wash dishes on the rainbow, Polly?"
"No, dear," answered Polychrome, smiling.
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"Well, I don't have to work any in Oz, either," said Dorothy. "It's kind of fun to be a Princess once in a while;
don't you think so?"
"Dorothy and Polychrome and ButtonBright are all to ride in the chariot," said the Lion. "So get in, my
dears, and be careful not to mar the gold or put your dusty feet on the embroidery."
ButtonBright was delighted to ride behind such a superb team, and he told Dorothy it made him feel like an
actor in a circus. As the strides of the animals brought them nearer to the Emerald City every one bowed
respectfully to the children, as well as to the Tin Woodman, Tiktok, and the shaggy man, who were
following behind.
The Yellow Hen had perched upon the back of the chariot, where she could tell Dorothy more about her
wonderful chickens as they rode. And so the grand chariot came finally to the high wall surrounding the City,
and paused before the magnificent jewelstudded gates.
These were opened by a cheerfullooking little man who wore green spectacles over his eyes. Dorothy
introduced him to her friends as the Guardian of the Gates, and they noticed a big bunch of keys suspended
on the golden chain that hung around his neck. The chariot passed through the outer gates into a fine arched
chamber built in the thick wall, and through the inner gates into the streets of the Emerald City.
Polychrome exclaimed in rapture at the wondrous beauty that met her eyes on every side as they rode through
this stately and imposing City, the equal of which has never been discovered, even in Fairyland.
ButtonBright could only say "My!" so amazing was the sight; but his eyes were wide open and he tried to
look in every direction at the same time, so as not to miss anything.
The shaggy man was fairly astounded at what he saw, for the graceful and handsome buildings were covered
with plates of gold and set with emeralds so splendid and valuable that in any other part of the world any one
of them would have been worth a fortune to its owner. The sidewalks were superb marble slabs polished as
smooth as glass, and the curbs that separated the walks from the broad street were also set thick with
clustered emeralds. There were many people on these walksmen, women and childrenall dressed in
handsome garments of silk or satin or velvet, with beautiful jewels. Better even than this: all seemed happy
and contented, for their faces were smiling and free from care, and music and laughter might be heard on
every side.
"Don't they work at all?" asked the shaggy man.
"To be sure they work," replied the Tin Woodman; "this fair city could not be built or cared for without labor,
nor could the fruit and vegetables and other food be provided for the inhabitants to eat. But no one works
more than half his time, and the people of Oz enjoy their labors as much as they do their play."
"It's wonderful!" declared the shaggy man. "I do hope Ozma will let me live here."
The chariot, winding through many charming streets, paused before a building so vast and noble and elegant
that even ButtonBright guessed at once that it was the Royal Palace. Its gardens and ample grounds were
surrounded by a separate wall, not so high or thick as the wall around the City, but more daintily designed
and built all of green marble. The gates flew open as the chariot appeared before them, and the Cowardly
Lion and Hungry Tiger trotted up a jeweled driveway to the front door of the palace and stopped short.
"Here we are!" said Dorothy, gaily, and helped ButtonBright from the chariot. Polychrome leaped out
lightly after them, and they were greeted by a crowd of gorgeously dressed servants who bowed low as the
visitors mounted the marble steps. At their head was a pretty little maid with dark hair and eyes, dressed all in
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green embroidered with silver. Dorothy ran up to her with evident pleasure, and exclaimed:
"O, Jellia Jamb! I'm so glad to see you again. Where's Ozma?"
"In her room, your Highness," replied the little maid demurely, for this was Ozma's favorite attendant. "She
wishes you to come to her as soon as you have rested and changed your dress, Princess Dorothy. And you
and your friends are to dine with her this evening."
"When is her birthday, Jellia?" asked the girl.
"Day after tomorrow, your Highness."
"And where's the Scarecrow?"
"He's gone into the Munchkin country to get some fresh straw to stuff himself with, in honor of Ozma's
celebration," replied the maid. "He returns to the Emerald City tomorrow, he said."
By this time, Toktok, the Tin Woodman, and the shaggy man had arrived and the chariot had gone around to
the back of the palace, Billina going with the Lion and Tiger to see her chickens after her absence from them.
But Toto stayed close beside Dorothy.
"Come in, please," said Jellia Jamb; "it shall be our pleasant duty to escort all of you to the rooms prepared
for your use."
The shaggy man hesitated. Dorothy had never known him to be ashamed of his shaggy looks before, but now
that he was surrounded by so much magnificence and splendor the shaggy man felt sadly out of place.
Dorothy assured him that all her friends were welcome at Ozma's palace, so he carefully dusted his shaggy
shoes with his shaggy handkerchief and entered the grand hall after the others.
Tiktok lived at the Royal Palace and the Tin Woodman always had the same room whenever he visited
Ozma, so these two went at once to remove the dust of the journey from their shining bodies. Dorothy also
had a pretty suite of rooms which she always occupied when in the Emerald City; but several servants walked
ahead politely to show the way, although she was quite sure she could find the rooms herself. She took
ButtonBright with her, because he seemed too small to be left alone in such a big palace; but Jellia Jamb
herself ushered the beautiful Daughter of the Rainbow to her apartments, because it was easy to see that
Polychrome was used to splendid palaces and was therefore entitled to especial attention.
19. The Shaggy Man's Welcome
The shaggy man stood in the great hall, his shaggy hat in his hands, wondering what would become of him.
He had never been a guest in a fine palace before; perhaps he had never been a guest anywhere. In the big,
cold, outside world people did not invite shaggy men to their homes, and this shaggy man of ours had slept
more in haylofts and stables than in comfortable rooms. When the others left the great hall he eyed the
splendidly dressed servants of the Princess Ozma as if he expected to be ordered out; but one of them bowed
before him as respectfully as if he had been a prince, and said:
"Permit me, sir, to conduct you to your apartments."
The shaggy man drew a long breath and took courage.
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"Very well," he answered. "I'm ready."
Through the big hall they went, up the grand staircase carpeted thick with velvet, and so along a wide
corridor to a carved doorway. Here the servant paused, and opening the door said with polite deference:
"Be good enough to enter, sir, and make yourself at home in the rooms our Royal Ozma has ordered prepared
for you. Whatever you see is for you to use and enjoy, as if your own. The Princess dines at seven, and I shall
be here in time to lead you to the drawingroom, where you will be privileged to meet the lovely Ruler of
Oz. Is there any command, in the meantime, with which you desire to honor me?"
"No," said the shaggy man; "but I'm much obliged."
He entered the room and shut the door, and for a time stood in bewilderment, admiring the grandeur before
him.
He had been given one of the handsomest apartments in the most magnificent palace in the world, and you
can not wonder that his good fortune astonished and awed him until he grew used to his surroundings.
The furniture was upholstered in cloth of gold, with the royal crown embroidered upon it in scarlet. The rug
upon the marble floor was so thick and soft that he could not hear the sound of his own footsteps, and upon
the walls were splendid tapestries woven with scenes from the Land of Oz. Books and ornaments were
scattered about in profusion, and the shaggy man thought he had never seen so many pretty things in one
place before. In one corner played a tinkling fountain of perfumed water, and in another was a table bearing a
golden tray loaded with freshly gathered fruit, including several of the redcheeked apples that the shaggy
man loved.
At the farther end of this charming room was an open doorway, and he crossed over to find himself in a
bedroom containing more comforts than the shaggy man had ever before imagined. The bedstead was of gold
and set with many brilliant diamonds, and the coverlet had designs of pearls and rubies sewed upon it. At one
side of the bedroom was a dainty dressingroom with closets containing a large assortment of fresh clothing;
and beyond this was the batha large room having a marble pool big enough to swim in, with white marble
steps leading down to the water. Around the edge of the pool were set rows of fine emeralds as large as
doorknobs, while the water of the bath was clear as crystal.
For a time the shaggy man gazed upon all this luxury with silent amazement. Then he decided, being wise in
his way, to take advantage of his good fortune. He removed his shaggy boots and his shaggy clothing, and
bathed in the pool with rare enjoyment. After he had dried himself with the soft towels he went into the
dressingroom and took fresh linen from the drawers and put it on, finding that everything fitted him exactly.
He examined the contents of the closets and selected an elegant suit of clothing. Strangely enough, everything
about it was shaggy, although so new and beautiful, and he sighed with contentment to realize that he could
now be finely dressed and still be the shaggy man. His coat was of rosecolored velvet, trimmed with shags
and bobtails, with buttons of bloodred rubies and golden shags around the edges. His vest was a shaggy
satin of a delicate cream color, and his kneebreeches of rose velvet trimmed like the coat. Shaggy creamy
stockings of silk, and shaggy slippers of rose leather with ruby buckles, completed his costume, and when he
was thus attired the shaggy man looked at himself in a long mirror with great admiration. On a table he found
a motherofpearl chest decorated with delicate silver vines and flowers of clustered rubies, and on the cover
was a silver plate engraved with these words:
THE SHAGGY MAN: HIS BOX OF ORNAMENTS
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The chest was not locked, so he opened it and was almost dazzled by the brilliance of the rich jewels it
contained. After admiring the pretty things, he took out a fine golden watch with a big chain, several
handsome fingerrings, and an ornament of rubies to pin upon the breast of his shaggy shirtbosom. Having
carefully brushed his hair and whiskers all the wrong way to make them look as shaggy as possible, the
shaggy man breathed a deep sigh of joy and decided he was ready to meet the Royal Princess as soon as she
sent for him. While he waited he returned to the beautiful sitting room and ate several of the redcheeked
apples to pass away the time.
Meanwhile, Dorothy had dressed herself in a pretty gown of soft grey embroidered with silver, and put a
blueandgold suit of satin upon little ButtonBright, who looked as sweet as a cherub in it. Followed by the
boy and Totothe dog with a new green ribbon around his neckshe hastened down to the splendid
drawingroom of the palace, where, seated upon an exquisite throne of carved malachite and nestled amongst
its green satin cushions was the lovely Princess Ozma, waiting eagerly to welcome her friend.
20. Princess Ozma Of Oz
The royal historians of Oz, who are fine writers and know any number of big words, have often tried to
describe the rare beauty of Ozma and failed because the words were not good enough. So of course I cannot
hope to tell you how great was the charm of this little Princess, or how her loveliness put to shame all the
sparkling jewels and magnificent luxury that surrounded her in this her royal palace. Whatever else was
beautiful or dainty or delightful of itself faded to dullness when contrasted with Ozma's bewitching face, and
it has often been said by those who know that no other ruler in all the world can ever hope to equal the
gracious charm of her manner.
Everything about Ozma attracted one, and she inspired love and the sweetest affection rather than awe or
ordinary admiration. Dorothy threw her arms around her little friend and hugged and kissed her rapturously,
and Toto barked joyfully and ButtonBright smiled a happy smile and consented to sit on the soft cushions
close beside the Princess.
"Why didn't you send me word you were going to have a birthday party?" asked the little Kansas girl, when
the first greetings were over.
"Didn't I?" asked Ozma, her pretty eyes dancing with merriment.
"Did you?" replied Dorothy, trying to think.
"Who do you imagine, dear, mixed up those roads, so as to start you wandering in the direction of Oz?"
inquired the Princess.
"Oh! I never 'spected YOU of that," cried Dorothy.
"I've watched you in my Magic Picture all the way here," declared Ozma, "and twice I thought I should have
to use the Magic Belt to save you and transport you to the Emerald City. Once was when the Scoodlers
caught you, and again when you reached the Deadly Desert. But the shaggy man was able to help you out
both times, so I did not interfere."
"Do you know who ButtonBright is?" asked Dorothy.
"No; I never saw him until you found him in the road, and then only in my Magic Picture."
"And did you send Polly to us?"
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"No, dear; the Rainbow's Daughter slid from her father's pretty arch just in time to meet you."
"Well," said Dorothy, "I've promised King Dox of Foxville and King Kikabray of Dunkiton that I'd ask
you to invite them to your party."
"I have already done that," returned Ozma, "because I thought it would please you to favor them."
"Did you 'vite the Musicker?" asked ButtonBright.
"No; because he would be too noisy, and might interfere with the comfort of others. When music is not very
good, and is indulged in all the time, it is better that the performer should be alone," said the Princess.
"I like the Musicker's music," declared the boy, gravely.
"But I don't," said Dorothy.
"Well, there will be plenty of music at my celebration," promised Ozma; "so I've an idea ButtonBright won't
miss the Musicker at all."
Just then Polychrome danced in, and Ozma rose to greet the Rainbow's Daughter in her sweetest and most
cordial manner.
Dorothy thought she had never seen two prettier creatures together than these lovely maidens; but Polly knew
at once her own dainty beauty could not match that of Ozma, yet was not a bit jealous because this was so.
The Wizard of Oz was announced, and a driedup, little, old man, clothed all in black, entered the
drawingroom. His face was cheery and his eyes twinkling with humor, so Polly and ButtonBright were not
at all afraid of the wonderful personage whose fame as a humbug magician had spread throughout the world.
After greeting Dorothy with much affection, he stood modestly behind Ozma's throne and listened to the
lively prattle of the young people.
Now the shaggy man appeared, and so startling was his appearance, all clad in shaggy new rainment, that
Dorothy cried "Oh!" and clasped her hands impulsively as she examined her friend with pleased eyes.
"He's still shaggy, all right," remarked ButtonBright; and Ozma nodded brightly because she had meant the
shaggy man to remain shaggy when she provided his new clothes for him.
Dorothy led him toward the throne, as he was shy in such fine company, and presented him gracefully to the
Princess, saying:
"This, your Highness, is my friend, the shaggy man, who owns the Love Magnet."
"You are welcome to Oz," said the girl Ruler, in gracious accents. "But tell me, sir, where did you get the
Love Magnet which you say you own?"
The shaggy man grew red and looked downcast, as he answered in a low voice:
"I stole it, your Majesty."
"Oh, Shaggy Man!" cried Dorothy. "How dreadful! And you told me the Eskimo gave you the Love Magnet."
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He shuffled first on one foot and then on the other, much embarrassed.
"I told you a falsehood, Dorothy," he said; "but now, having bathed in the Truth Pond, I must tell nothing but
the truth."
"Why did you steal it?" asked Ozma, gently.
"Because no one loved me, or cared for me," said the shaggy man, "and I wanted to be loved a great deal. It
was owned by a girl in Butterfield who was loved too much, so that the young men quarreled over her, which
made her unhappy. After I had stolen the Magnet from her, only one young man continued to love the girl,
and she married him and regained her happiness."
"Are you sorry you stole it?" asked the Princess.
"No, your Highness; I'm glad," he answered; "for it has pleased me to be loved, and if Dorothy had not cared
for me I could not have accompanied her to this beautiful Land of Oz, or met its kindhearted Ruler. Now
that I'm here, I hope to remain, and to become one of your Majesty's most faithful subjects."
"But in Oz we are loved for ourselves alone, and for our kindness to one another, and for our good deeds,"
she said.
"I'll give up the Love Magnet," said the shaggy man, eagerly; "Dorothy shall have it."
"But every one loves Dorothy already," declared the Wizard.
"Then ButtonBright shall have it."
"Don't want it," said the boy, promptly.
"Then I'll give it to the Wizard, for I'm sure the lovely Princess Ozma does not need it."
"All my people love the Wizard, too," announced the Princess, laughing; "so we will hang the Love Magnet
over the gates of the Emerald City, that whoever shall enter or leave the gates may be loved and loving."
"That is a good idea," said the shaggy man; "I agree to it most willingly."
Those assembled now went in to dinner, which you can imagine was a grand affair; and afterward Ozma
asked the Wizard to give them an exhibition of his magic.
The Wizard took eight tiny white piglets from an inside pocket and set them on the table. One was dressed
like a clown, and performed funny antics, and the others leaped over the spoons and dishes and ran around
the table like racehorses, and turned handsprings and were so sprightly and amusing that they kept the
company in one roar of merry laughter. The Wizard had trained these pets to do many curious things, and
they were so little and so cunning and soft that Polychrome loved to pick them up as they passed near her
place and fondle them as if they were kittens.
It was late when the entertainment ended, and they separated to go to their rooms.
"Tomorrow," said Ozma, "my invited guests will arrive, and you will find among them some interesting and
curious people, I promise you. The next day will be my birthday, and the festivities will be held on the broad
green just outside the gates of the City, where all my people can assemble without being crowded."
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"I hope the Scarecrow won't be late," said Dorothy, anxiously.
"Oh, he is sure to return tomorrow," answered Ozma. "He wanted new straw to stuff himself with, so he
went to the Munchkin Country, where straw is plentiful."
With this the Princess bade her guests good night and went to her own room.
21. Dorothy Receives the Guests
Next morning Dorothy's breakfast was served in her own pretty sitting room, and she sent to invite Polly and
the shaggy man to join her and ButtonBright at the meal. They came gladly, and Toto also had breakfast
with them, so that the little party that had traveled together to Oz was once more reunited.
No sooner had they finished eating than they heard the distant blast of many trumpets, and the sound of a
brass band playing martial music; so they all went out upon the balcony. This was at the front of the palace
and overlooked the streets of the City, being higher than the wall that shut in the palace grounds. They saw
approaching down the street a band of musicians, playing as hard and loud as they could, while the people of
the Emerald City crowded the sidewalks and cheered so lustily that they almost drowned the noise of the
drums and horns.
Dorothy looked to see what they were cheering at, and discovered that behind the band was the famous
Scarecrow, riding proudly upon the back of a wooden SawHorse which pranced along the street almost as
gracefully as if it had been made of flesh. Its hoofs, or rather the ends of its wooden legs, were shod with
plates of solid gold, and the saddle strapped to the wooden body was richly embroidered and glistened with
jewels.
As he reached the palace the Scarecrow looked up and saw Dorothy, and at once waved his peaked hat at her
in greeting. He rode up to the front door and dismounted, and the band stopped playing and went away and
the crowds of people returned to their dwellings.
By the time Dorothy and her friends had reentered her room, the Scarecrow was there, and he gave the girl a
hearty embrace and shook the hands of the others with his own squashy hands, which were white gloves
filled with straw.
The shaggy man, ButtonBright, and Polychrome stared hard at this celebrated person, who was
acknowledged to be the most popular and most beloved man in all the Land of Oz.
"Why, your face has been newly painted!" exclaimed Dorothy, when the first greetings were over.
"I had it touched up a bit by the Munchkin farmer who first made me," answered the Scarecrow, pleasantly.
"My complexion had become a bit grey and faded, you know, and the paint had peeled off one end of my
mouth, so I couldn't talk quite straight. Now I feel like myself again, and I may say without immodesty that
my body is stuffed with the loveliest oatstraw in all Oz." He pushed against his chest. "Hear me crunkle?"
he asked.
"Yes," said Dorothy; "you sound fine."
ButtonBright was wonderfully attracted by the strawman, and so was Polly. The shaggy man treated him
with great respect, because he was so queerly made.
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Jellia Jamb now came to say that Ozma wanted Princess Dorothy to receive the invited guests in the
ThroneRoom, as they arrived. The Ruler was herself busy ordering the preparations for the morrow's
festivities, so she wished her friend to act in her place.
Dorothy willingly agreed, being the only other Princess in the Emerald City; so she went to the great
ThroneRoom and sat in Ozma's seat, placing Polly on one side of her and ButtonBright on the other. The
Scarecrow stood at the left of the throne and the Tin Woodman at the right, while the Wonderful Wizard and
the shaggy man stood behind.
The Cowardly Lion and the Hungry Tiger came in, with bright new bows of ribbon on their collars and tails.
After greeting Dorothy affectionately the huge beasts lay down at the foot of the throne.
While they waited, the Scarecrow, who was near the little boy, asked:
"Why are you called ButtonBright?"
"Don't know," was the answer.
"Oh yes, you do, dear," said Dorothy. "Tell the Scarecrow how you got your name."
"Papa always said I was bright as a button, so mama always called me ButtonBright," announced the boy.
"Where is your mama?" asked the Scarecrow.
"Don't know," said ButtonBright.
"Where is your home?" asked the Scarecrow.
"Don't know," said ButtonBright.
"Don't you want to find your mama again?" asked the Scarecrow.
"Don't know," said ButtonBright, calmly.
The Scarecrow looked thoughtful.
"Your papa may have been right," he observed; "but there are many kinds of buttons, you see. There are
silver and gold buttons, which are highly polished and glitter brightly. There are pearl and rubber buttons, and
other kinds, with surfaces more or less bright. But there is still another sort of button which is covered with
dull cloth, and that must be the sort your papa meant when he said you were bright as a button. Don't you
think so?"
"Don't know," said ButtonBright.
Jack Pumpkinhead arrived, wearing a pair of new, white kid gloves; and he brought a birthday present for
Ozma consisting of a necklace of pumpkinseeds. In each seed was set a sparkling carolite, which is
considered the rarest and most beautiful gem that exists. The necklace was in a plush case and Jellia Jamb put
it on a table with the Princess Ozma's other presents.
Next came a tall, beautiful woman clothed in a splendid trailing gown, trimmed with exquisite lace as fine as
cobweb. This was the important Sorceress known as Glinda the Good, who had been of great assistance to
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both Ozma and Dorothy. There was no humbug about her magic, you may be sure, and Glinda was as kind as
she was powerful. She greeted Dorothy most lovingly, and kissed ButtonBright and Polly, and smiled upon
the shaggy man, after which Jellia Jamb led the Sorceress to one of the most magnificent rooms of the royal
palace and appointed fifty servants to wait upon her.
The next arrival was Mr. H. M. WoggleBug, T.E.; the "H. M." meaning Highly Magnified and the "T.E."
meaning Thoroughly Educated. The WoggleBug was head professor at the Royal College of Oz, and he had
composed a fine Ode in honor of Ozma's birthday. This he wanted to read to them; but the Scarecrow
wouldn't let him.
Soon they heard a clucking sound and a chorus of "cheep! cheep!" and a servant threw open the door to allow
Billina and her ten fluffy chicks to enter the ThroneRoom. As the Yellow Hen marched proudly at the head
of her family, Dorothy cried, "Oh, you lovely things!" and ran down from her seat to pet the little yellow
downy balls. Billina wore a pearl necklace, and around the neck of each chicken was a tiny gold chain
holding a locket with the letter "D" engraved upon the outside.
"Open the lockets, Dorothy," said Billina. The girl obeyed and found a picture of herself in each locket.
"They were named after you, my dear," continued the Yellow Hen, "so I wanted all my chickens to wear your
picture. Cluckcluck! come here, Dorothythis minute!" she cried, for the chickens were scattered and
wandering all around the big room.
They obeyed the call at once, and came running as fast as they could, fluttering their fluffy wings in a
laughable way.
It was lucky that Billina gathered the little ones under her soft breast just then, for Tiktok came in and
tramped up to the throne on his flat copper feet.
"I am all wound up and working finely," said the clockwork man to Dorothy.
"I can hear him tick," declared ButtonBright.
"You are quite the polished gentleman," said the Tin Woodman. "Stand up here beside the shaggy man,
Tiktok, and help receive the company."
Dorothy placed soft cushions in a corner for Billina and her chicks, and had just returned to the Throne and
seated herself when the playing of the royal band outside the palace announced the approach of distinguished
guests.
And my, how they did stare when the High Chamberlain threw open the doors and the visitors entered the
ThroneRoom!
First walked a gingerbread man neatly formed and baked to a lovely brown tint. He wore a silk hat and
carried a candy cane prettily striped with red and yellow. His shirtfront and cuffs were white frosting, and
the buttons on his coat were licorice drops.
Behind the gingerbread man came a child with flaxen hair and merry blue eyes, dressed in white pajamas,
with sandals on the soles of its pretty bare feet. The child looked around smiling and thrust its hands into the
pockets of the pajamas. Close after it came a big rubber bear, walking erect on its hind feet. The bear had
twinkling black eyes, and its body looked as if it had been pumped full of air.
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Following these curious visitors were two tall, thin men and two short, fat men, all four dressed in gorgeous
uniforms.
Ozma's High Chamberlain now hurried forward to announce the names of the new arrivals, calling out in a
loud voice:
"His Gracious and Most Edible Majesty, King Dough the First, Ruler of the Two Kingdoms of Hiland and
Loland. Also the Head Boolywag of his Majesty, known as Chick the Cherub, and their faithful friend Para
Bruin, the rubber bear."
These great personages bowed low as their names were called, and Dorothy hastened to introduce them to the
assembled company. They were the first foreign arrivals, and the friends of Princess Ozma were polite to
them and tried to make them feel that they were welcome.
Chick the Cherub shook hands with every one, including Billina, and was so joyous and frank and full of
good spirits that John Dough's Head Booleywag at once became a prime favorite.
"Is it a boy or a girl?" whispered Dorothy.
"Don't know," said ButtonBright.
"Goodness me! what a queer lot of people you are," exclaimed the rubber bear, looking at the assembled
company.
"So're you," said ButtonBright, gravely. "Is King Dough good to eat?"
"He's too good to eat," laughed Chick the Cherub.
"I hope none of you are fond of gingerbread," said the King, rather anxiously.
"We should never think of eating our visitors, if we were," declared the Scarecrow; "so please do not worry,
for you will be perfectly safe while you remain in Oz."
"Why do they call you Chick?" the Yellow Hen asked the child.
"Because I'm an Incubator Baby, and never had any parents," replied the Head Booleywag.
"My chicks have a parent, and I'm it," said Billina.
"I'm glad of that," answered the Cherub, "because they'll have more fun worrying you than if they were
brought up in an Incubator. The Incubator never worries, you know."
King John Dough had brought for Ozma's birthday present a lovely gingerbread crown, with rows of small
pearls around it and a fine big pearl in each of its five points. After this had been received by Dorothy with
proper thanks and placed on the table with the other presents, the visitors from Hiland and Loland were
escorted to their rooms by the High Chamberlain.
They had no sooner departed than the band before the palace began to play again, announcing more arrivals,
and as these were doubtless from foreign parts the High Chamberlain hurried back to receive them in his
most official manner.
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22. Important Arrivals
First entered a band of Ryls from the Happy Valley, all merry little sprites like fairy elves. A dozen crooked
Knooks followed from the great Forest of Burzee. They had long whiskers and pointed caps and curling toes,
yet were no taller than ButtonBright's shoulder. With this group came a man so easy to recognize and so
important and dearly beloved throughout the known world, that all present rose to their feet and bowed their
heads in respectful homage, even before the High Chamberlain knelt to announce his name.
"The most Mighty and Loyal Friend of Children, His Supreme HighnessSanta Claus!" said the
Chamberlain, in an awed voice.
"Well, well, well! Glad to see youglad to meet you all!" cried Santa Claus, briskly, as he trotted up the
long room.
He was round as an apple, with a fresh rosy face, laughing eyes, and a bushy beard as white as snow. A red
cloak trimmed with beautiful ermine hung from his shoulders and upon his back was a basket filled with
pretty presents for the Princess Ozma.
"Hello, Dorothy; still having adventures?" he asked in his jolly way, as he took the girl's hand in both his
own.
"How did you know my name, Santa?" she replied, feeling more shy in the presence of this immortal saint
than she ever had before in her young life.
"Why, don't I see you every Christmas Eve, when you're asleep?" he rejoined, pinching her blushing cheek.
"Oh, do you?"
"And here's ButtonBright, I declare!" cried Santa Claus, holding up the boy to kiss him. "What a long way
from home you are; dear me!"
"Do you know ButtonBright, too?" questioned Dorothy, eagerly.
"Indeed I do. I've visited his home several Christmas Eves."
"And do you know his father?" asked the girl.
"Certainly, my dear. Who else do you suppose brings him his Christmas neckties and stockings?" with a sly
wink at the Wizard.
"Then where does he live? We're just crazy to know, 'cause ButtonBright's lost," she said.
Santa laughed and laid his finger aside of his nose as if thinking what to reply. He leaned over and whispered
something in the Wizard's ear, at which the Wizard smiled and nodded as if he understood.
Now Santa Claus spied Polychrome, and trotted over to where she stood.
"Seems to me the Rainbow's Daughter is farther from home than any of you," he observed, looking at the
pretty maiden admiringly. "I'll have to tell your father where you are, Polly, and send him to get you."
"Please do, dear Santa Claus," implored the little maid, beseechingly.
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"But just now we must all have a jolly good time at Ozma's party," said the old gentleman, turning to put his
presents on the table with the others already there. "It isn't often I find time to leave my castle, as you know;
but Ozma invited me and I just couldn't help coming to celebrate the happy occasion."
"I'm so glad!" exclaimed Dorothy.
"These are my Ryls," pointing to the little sprites squatting around him. "Their business is to paint the colors
of the flowers when they bud and bloom; but I brought the merry fellows along to see Oz, and they've left
their paintpots behind them. Also I brought these crooked Knooks, whom I love. My dears, the Knooks are
much nicer than they look, for their duty is to water and care for the young trees of the forest, and they do
their work faithfully and well. It's hard work, though, and it makes my Knooks crooked and gnarled, like the
trees themselves; but their hearts are big and kind, as are the hearts of all who do good in our beautiful
world."
"I've read of the Ryls and Knooks," said Dorothy, looking upon these little workers with interest.
Santa Claus turned to talk with the Scarecrow and the Tin Woodman, and he also said a kind word to the
shaggy man, and afterward went away to ride the SawHorse around the Emerald City. "For," said he, "I
must see all the grand sights while I am here and have the chance, and Ozma has promised to let me ride the
SawHorse because I'm getting fat and short of breath."
"Where are your reindeer?" asked Polychrome.
"I left them at home, for it is too warm for them in this sunny country," he answered. "They're used to winter
weather when they travel."
In a flash he was gone, and the Ryls and Knooks with him; but they could all hear the golden hoofs of the
SawHorse ringing on the marble pavement outside, as he pranced away with his noble rider.
Presently the band played again, and the High Chamberlain announced:
"Her Gracious Majesty, the Queen of Merryland."
They looked earnestly to discover whom this queen might be, and saw advancing up the room an exquisite
wax doll dressed in dainty fluffs and ruffles and spangled gown. She was almost as big as ButtonBright, and
her cheeks and mouth and eyebrow were prettily painted in delicate colors. Her blue eyes stared a bit, being
of glass, yet the expression upon her Majesty's face was quite pleasant and decidedly winning. With the
Queen of Merryland were four wooden soldiers, two stalking ahead of her with much dignity and two
following behind, like a royal bodyguard. The soldiers were painted in bright colors and carried wooden
guns, and after them came a fat little man who attracted attention at once, although he seemed modest and
retiring. For he was made of candy, and carried a tin sugarsifter filled with powdered sugar, with which he
dusted himself frequently so that he wouldn't stick to things if he touched them. The High Chamberlain had
called him "The Candy Man of Merryland," and Dorothy saw that one of his thumbs looked as if it had been
bitten off by some one who was fond of candy and couldn't resist the temptation.
The wax doll Queen spoke prettily to Dorothy and the others, and sent her loving greetings to Ozma before
she retired to the rooms prepared for her. She had brought a birthday present wrapped in tissue paper and tied
with pink and blue ribbons, and one of the wooden soldiers placed it on the table with the other gifts. But the
Candy Man did not go to his room, because he said he preferred to stay and talk with the Scarecrow and
Tiktok and the Wizard and Tin Woodman, whom he declared the queerest people he had ever met.
ButtonBright was glad the Candy Man stayed in the Throne Room, because the boy thought this guest
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smelled deliciously of wintergreen and maple sugar.
The Braided Man now entered the room, having been fortunate enough to receive an invitation to the Princess
Ozma's party. He was from a cave halfway between the Invisible Valley and the Country of the Gargoyles,
and his hair and whiskers were so long that he was obliged to plait them into many braids that hung to his
feet, and every braid was tied with a bow of colored ribbon.
"I've brought Princess Ozma a box of flutters for her birthday," said the Braided Man, earnestly; "and I hope
she will like them, for they are the finest quality I have ever made."
"I'm sure she will be greatly pleased," said Dorothy, who remembered the Braided Man well; and the Wizard
introduced the guest to the rest of the company and made him sit down in a chair and keep quiet, for, if
allowed, he would talk continually about his flutters.
The band then played a welcome to another set of guests, and into the ThroneRoom swept the handsome
and stately Queen of Ev. Beside her was young King Evardo, and following them came the entire royal
family of five Princesses and four Princes of Ev. The Kingdom of Ev lay just across the Deadly Desert to the
North of Oz, and once Ozma and her people had rescued the Queen of Ev and her ten children from the
Nome King, who had enslaved them. Dorothy had been present on this adventure, so she greeted the royal
family cordially; and all the visitors were delighted to meet the little Kansas girl again. They knew Tiktok
and Billina, too, and the Scarecrow and Tin Woodman, as well as the Lion and Tiger; so there was a joyful
reunion, as you may imagine, and it was fully an hour before the Queen and her train retired to their rooms.
Perhaps they would not have gone then had not the band begun to play to announce new arrivals; but before
they left the great ThroneRoom King Evardo added to Ozma's birthday presents a diadem of diamonds set
in radium.
The next comer proved to be King Renard of Foxville; or King Dox, as he preferred to be called. He was
magnificently dressed in a new feather costume and wore white kid mittens over his paws and a flower in his
buttonhole and had his hair parted in the middle.
King Dox thanked Dorothy fervently for getting him the invitation to come to Oz, which he all his life longed
to visit. He strutted around rather absurdly as he was introduced to all the famous people assembled in the
ThroneRoom, and when he learned that Dorothy was a Princess of Oz the Fox King insisted on kneeling at
her feet and afterward retired backwarda dangerous thing to do, as he might have stubbed his paw and
tumbled over.
No sooner was he gone than the blasts of bugles and clatter of drums and cymbals announced important
visitors, and the High Chamberlain assumed his most dignified tone as he threw open the door and said
proudly:
"Her Sublime and Resplendent Majesty, Queen Zixi of Ix! His Serene and Tremendous Majesty, King Bud of
Noland. Her Royal Highness, the Princess Fluff."
That three such high and mighty royal personages should arrive at once was enough to make Dorothy and her
companions grow solemn and assume their best company manners; but when the exquisite beauty of Queen
Zixi met their eyes they thought they had never beheld anything so charming. Dorothy decided that Zixi must
be about sixteen years old, but the Wizard whispered to her that this wonderful queen had lived thousands of
years, but knew the secret of remaining always fresh and beautiful.
King Bud of Noland and his dainty fairhaired sister, the Princess Fluff, were friends of Zixi, as their
kingdoms were adjoining, so they had traveled together from their faroff domains to do honor to Ozma of
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Oz on the occasion of her birthday. They brought many splendid gifts; so the table was now fairly loaded
down with presents.
Dorothy and Polly loved the Princess Fluff the moment they saw her, and little King Bud was so frank and
boyish that ButtonBright accepted him as a chum at once and did not want him to go away. But it was after
noon now, and the royal guests must prepare their toilets for the grand banquet at which they were to
assemble that evening to meet the reigning Princess of this Fairyland; so Queen Zixi was shown to her room
by a troop of maidens led by Jellia Jamb, and Bud and Fluff presently withdrew to their own apartments.
"My! what a big party Ozma is going to have," exclaimed Dorothy. "I guess the palace will be chock full,
ButtonBright; don't you think so?"
"Don't know," said the boy.
"But we must go to our rooms, pretty soon, to dress for the banquet," continued the girl.
"I don't have to dress," said the Candy Man from Merryland. "All I need do is to dust myself with fresh
sugar."
"Tiktok always wears the same suits of clothes," said the Tin Woodman; "and so does our friend the
Scarecrow."
"My feathers are good enough for any occasion," cried Billina, from her corner.
"Then I shall leave you four to welcome any new guests that come," said Dorothy; "for ButtonBright and I
must look our very best at Ozma's banquet."
"Who is still to come?" asked the Scarecrow.
"Well, there's King Kikabray of Dunkiton, and Johnny Dooit, and the Good Witch of the North. But
Johnny Dooit may not get here until late, he's so very busy."
"We will receive them and give them a proper welcome," promised the Scarecrow. "So run along, little
Dorothy, and get yourself dressed."
23. The Grand Banquet
I wish I could tell you how fine the company was that assembled that evening at Ozma's royal banquet. A
long table was spread in the center of the great dininghall of the palace and the splendor of the decorations
and the blaze of lights and jewels was acknowledged to be the most magnificent sight that any of the guests
had ever seen.
The jolliest person present, as well as the most important, was of course old Santa Claus; so he was given the
seat of honor at one end of the table while at the other end sat Princess Ozma, the hostess.
John Dough, Queen Zixi, King Bud, the Queen of Ev and her son Evardo, and the Queen of Merryland had
golden thrones to sit in, while the others were supplied with beautiful chairs.
At the upper end of the banquet room was a separate table provided for the animals. Toto sat at one end of
this table with a bib tied around his neck and a silver platter to eat from. At the other end was placed a small
stand, with a low rail around the edge of it, for Billina and her chicks. The rail kept the ten little Dorothys
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from falling off the stand, while the Yellow Hen could easily reach over and take her food from her tray upon
the table. At other places sat the Hungry Tiger, the Cowardly Lion, the SawHorse, the Rubber Bear, the Fox
King and the Donkey King; they made quite a company of animals.
At the lower end of the great room was another table, at which sat the Ryls and Knooks who had come with
Santa Claus, the wooden soldiers who had come with the Queen of Merryland, and the Hilanders and
Lolanders who had come with John Dough. Here were also seated the officers of the royal palace and of
Ozma's army.
The splendid costumes of those at the three tables made a gorgeous and glittering display that no one present
was ever likely to forget; perhaps there has never been in any part of the world at any time another
assemblage of such wonderful people as that which gathered this evening to honor the birthday of the Ruler
of Oz.
When all members of ethe company were in their places an orchestra of five hundred pieces, in a balcony
overlooking the banquet room, began to play sweet and delightful music. Then a door draped with royal
green opened, and in came the fair and girlish Princess Ozma, who now greeted her guests in person for the
first time.
As she stood by her throne at the head of the banquet table every eye was turned eagerly upon the lovely
Princess, who was as dignified as she was bewitching, and who smiled upon all her old and new friends in a
way that touched their hearts and brought an answering smile to every face.
Each guest had been served with a crystal goblet filled with lacasa, which is a sort of nectar famous in Oz and
nicer to drink than sodawater or lemonade. Santa now made a pretty speech in verse, congratulating Ozma
on having a birthday, and asking every one present to drink to the health and happiness of their dearly
beloved hostess. This was done with great enthusiasm by those who were made so they could drink at all, and
those who could not drink politely touched the rims of their goblets to their lips. All seated themselves at the
tables and the servants of the Princess began serving the feast.
I am quite sure that only in Fairyland could such a delicious repast be prepared. The dishes were of precious
metals set with brilliant jewels and the good things to eat which were placed upon them were countless in
number and of exquisite flavor. Several present, such as the Candy Man, the Rubber Bear, Tiktok, and the
Scarecrow, were not made so they could eat, and the Queen of Merryland contented herself with a small dish
of sawdust; but these enjoyed the pomp and glitter of the gorgeous scene as much as did those who feasted.
The WoggleBug read his "Ode to Ozma," which was written in very good rhythm and was well received by
the company. The Wizard added to the entertainment by making a big pie appear before Dorothy, and when
the little girl cut the pie the nine tiny piglets leaped out of it and danced around the table, while the orchestra
played a merry tune. This amused the company very much, but they were even more pleased when
Polychrome, whose hunger had been easily satisfied, rose from the table and performed her graceful and
bewildering Rainbow Dance for them. When it was ended, the people clapped their hands and the animals
clapped their paws, while Billina cackled and the Donkey King brayed approval.
Johnny Dooit was present, and of course he proved he could do wonders in the way of eating, as well as in
everything else that he undertook to do; the Tin Woodman sang a love song, every one joining in the chorus;
and the wooden soldiers from Merryland gave an exhibition of a lightning drill with their wooden muskets;
the Ryls and Knooks danced the Fairy Circle; and the Rubber Bear bounced himself all around the room.
There was laughter and merriment on every side, and everybody was having a royal good time.
ButtonBright was so excited and interested that he paid little attention to his fine dinner and a great deal of
attention to his queer companions; and perhaps he was wise to do this, because he could eat at any other time.
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The feasting and merrymaking continued until late in the evening, when they separated to meet again the next
morning and take part in the birthday celebration, to which this royal banquet was merely the introduction.
24. The Birthday Celebration
A clear, perfect day, with a gentle breeze and a sunny sky, greeted Princess Ozma as she wakened next
morning, the anniversary of her birth. While it was yet early all the city was astir and crowds of people came
from all parts of the Land of Oz to witness the festivities in honor of their girl Ruler's birthday.
The noted visitors from foreign countries, who had all been transported to the Emerald City by means of the
Magic Belt, were as much a show to the Ozites as were their own familiar celebrities, and the streets leading
from the royal palace to the jeweled gates were thronged with men, women, and children to see the
procession as it passed out to the green fields where the ceremonies were to take place.
And what a great procession it was!
First came a thousand young girlsthe prettiest in the landdressed in white muslin, with green sashes and
hair ribbons, bearing green baskets of red roses. As they walked they scattered these flowers upon the marble
pavements, so that the way was carpeted thick with roses for the procession to walk upon.
Then came the Rulers of the four Kingdoms of Oz: the Emperor of the Winkies, the Monarch of the
Munchkins, the King of the Quadlings and the Sovereign of the Gillikins, each wearing a long chain of
emeralds around his neck to show that he was a vassal of the Ruler of the Emerald City.
Next marched the Emerald City Cornet Band, clothed in greenandgold uniforms and playing the "Ozma
TwoStep." The Royal Army of Oz followed, consisting of twentyseven officers, from the CaptainGeneral
down to the Lieutenants. There were no privates in Ozma's Army because soldiers were not needed to fight
battles, but only to look important, and an officer always looks more imposing than a private.
While the people cheered and waved their hats and handkerchiefs, there came walking the Royal Princess
Ozma, looking so pretty and sweet that it is no wonder her people love her so dearly. She had decided she
would not ride in her chariot that day, as she preferred to walk in the procession with her favored subjects and
her guests. Just in front of her trotted the living Blue Bear Rug owned by old Dyna, which wobbled clumsily
on its four feet because there was nothing but the skin to support them, with a stuffed head at one end and a
stubby tail at the other. But whenever Ozma paused in her walk the Bear Rug would flop down flat upon the
ground for the princess to stand upon until she resumed her progress.
Following the Princess stalked her two enormous beasts, the Cowardly Lion and the Hungry Tiger, and even
if the Army had not been there these two would have been powerful enough to guard their mistress from any
harm.
Next marched the invited guests, who were loudly cheered by the people of Oz along the road, and were
therefore obliged to bow to right and left almost every step of the way. First was Santa Claus, who, because
he was fat and not used to walking, rode the wonderful SawHorse. The merry old gentleman had a basket of
small toys with him, and he tossed the toys one by one to the children as he passed by. His Ryls and Knooks
marched close behind him.
Queen Zixi of Ix came after; then John Dough and the Cherub, with the rubber bear named Para Bruin
strutting between them on its hind legs; then the Queen of Merryland, escorted by her wooden soldiers; then
King Bud of Noland and his sister, the Princess Fluff; then the Queen of Ev and her ten royal children; then
the Braided Man and the Candy Man, side by side; then King Dox of Foxville and King Kikabray of
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Dunkiton, who by this time had become good friends; and finally Johnny Dooit, in his leather apron, smoking
his long pipe.
These wonderful personages were not more heartily cheered by the people than were those who followed
after them in the procession. Dorothy was a general favorite, and she walked arm in arm with the Scarecrow,
who was beloved by all. Then came Polychrome and ButtonBright, and the people loved the Rainbow's
pretty Daughter and the beautiful blueeyed boy as soon as they saw them. The shaggy man in his shaggy
new suit attracted much attention because he was such a novelty. With regular steps tramped the
machineman Tiktok, and there was more cheering when the Wizard of Oz followed in the procession. The
WoggleBug and Jack Pumpkinhead were next, and behind them Glinda the Sorceress and the Good Witch
of the North. Finally came Billina, with her brood of chickens to whom she clucked anxiously to keep them
together and to hasten them along so they would not delay the procession.
Another band followed, this time the Tin Band of the Emperor of the Winkies, playing a beautiful march
called, "There's No Plate Like Tin." Then came the servants of the Royal Palace, in a long line, and behind
them all the people joined the procession and marched away through the emerald gates and out upon the
broad green.
Here had been erected a splendid pavilion, with a grandstand big enough to seat all the royal party and those
who had taken part in the procession. Over the pavilion, which was of green silk and cloth of gold, countless
banners waved in the breeze. Just in front of this, and connected with it by a runway had been built a broad
platform, so that all the spectators could see plainly the entertainment provided for them.
The Wizard now became Master of Ceremonies, as Ozma had placed the conduct of the performance in his
hands. After the people had all congregated about the platform and the royal party and the visitors were
seated in the grandstand, the Wizard skillfully performed some feats of juggling glass balls and lighted
candles. He tossed a dozen or so of them high in the air and caught them one by one as they came down,
without missing any.
Then he introduced the Scarecrow, who did a swordswallowing act that aroused much interest. After this the
Tin Woodman gave an exhibition of Swinging the Axe, which he made to whirl around him so rapidly that
the eye could scarcely follow the motion of the gleaming blade. Glinda the Sorceress then stepped upon the
platform, and by her magic made a big tree grow in the middle of the space, made blossoms appear upon the
tree, and made the blossoms become delicious fruit called tamornas, and so great was the quantity of fruit
produced that when the servants climbed the tree and tossed it down to the crowd, there was enough to satisfy
every person present.
Para Bruin, the rubber bear, climbed to a limb of the big tree, rolled himself into a ball, and dropped to the
platform, whence he bounded up again to the limb. He repeated this bouncing act several times, to the great
delight of all the children present. After he had finished, and bowed, and returned to his seat, Glinda waved
her wand and the tree disappeared; but its fruit still remained to be eaten.
The Good Witch of the North amused the people by transforming ten stones into ten birds, the ten birds into
ten lambs, and the ten lambs into ten little girls, who gave a pretty dance and were then transformed into ten
stones again, just as they were in the beginning.
Johnny Dooit next came on the platform with his toolchest, and in a few minutes built a great flying
machine; then put his chest in the machine and the whole thing flew away togetherJohnny and allafter
he had bid goodbye to those present and thanked the Princess for her hospitality.
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The Wizard then announced the last act of all, which was considered really wonderful. He had invented a
machine to blow huge soapbubbles, as big as balloons, and this machine was hidden under the platform so
that only the rim of the big clay pipe to produce the bubbles showed above the flooring. The tank of
soapsuds, and the airpumps to inflate the bubbles, were out of sight beneath, so that when the bubbles began
to grow upon the floor of the platform it really seemed like magic to the people of Oz, who knew nothing
about even the common soapbubbles that our children blow with a penny clay pipe and a basin of
soapandwater.
The Wizard had invented another thing. Usually, soapbubbles are frail and burst easily, lasting only a few
moments as they float in the air; but the Wizard added a sort of glue to his soapsuds, which made his bubbles
tough; and, as the glue dried rapidly when exposed to the air, the Wizard's bubbles were strong enough to
float for hours without breaking.
He began by blowingby means of his machinery and airpumpsseveral large bubbles which he allowed
to float upward into the sky, where the sunshine fell upon them and gave them iridescent hues that were most
beautiful. This aroused much wonder and delight because it was a new amusement to every one
presentexcept perhaps Dorothy and ButtonBright, and even they had never seen such big, strong bubbles
before.
The Wizard then blew a bunch of small bubbles and afterward blew a big bubble around them so they were
left in the center of it; then he allowed the whole mass of pretty globes to float into the air and disappear in
the far distant sky.
"That is really fine!" declared Santa Claus, who loved toys and pretty things. "I think, Mr. Wizard, I shall
have you blow a bubble around me; then I can float away home and see the country spread out beneath me as
I travel. There isn't a spot on earth that I haven't visited, but I usually go in the nighttime, riding behind my
swift reindeer. Here is a good chance to observe the country by daylight, while I am riding slowly and at my
ease."
"Do you think you will be able to guide the bubble?" asked the Wizard.
"Oh yes; I know enough magic to do that," replied Santa Claus. "You blow the bubble, with me inside of it,
and I'll be sure to get home in safety."
"Please send me home in a bubble, too!" begged the Queen of Merryland.
"Very well, madam; you shall try the journey first," politely answered old Santa.
The pretty wax doll bade goodbye to the Princess Ozma and the others and stood on the platform while the
Wizard blew a big soapbubble around her. When completed, he allowed the bubble to float slowly upward,
and there could be seen the little Queen of Merryland standing in the middle of it and blowing kisses from her
fingers to those below. The bubble took a southerly direction, quickly floating out of sight.
"That's a very nice way to travel," said Princess Fluff. "I'd like to go home in a bubble, too."
So the Wizard blew a big bubble around Princess Fluff, and another around King Bud, her brother, and a
third one around Queen Zixi; and soon these three bubbles had mounted into the sky and were floating off in
a group in the direction of the kingdom of Noland.
The success of these ventures induced the other guests from foreign lands to undertake bubble journeys, also;
so the Wizard put them one by one inside his bubbles, and Santa Claus directed the way they should go,
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because he knew exactly where everybody lived.
Finally, ButtonBright said:
"I want to go home, too."
"Why, so you shall!" cried Santa; "for I'm sure your father and mother will be glad to see you again. Mr.
Wizard, please blow a big, fine bubble for ButtonBright to ride in, and I'll agree to send him home to his
family as safe as safe can be."
"I'm sorry," said Dorothy with a sigh, for she was fond of her little comrade; "but p'raps it's best for
ButtonBright to get home; 'cause his folks must be worrying just dreadful."
She kissed the boy, and Ozma kissed him, too, and all the others waved their hands and said goodbye and
wished him a pleasant journey.
"Are you glad to leave us, dear?" asked Dorothy, a little wistfully.
"Don't know," said ButtonBright.
He sat down crosslegged on the platform, with his sailor hat tipped back on his head, and the Wizard blew a
beautiful bubble all around him.
A minute later it had mounted into the sky, sailing toward the west, and the last they saw of ButtonBright he
was still sitting in the middle of the shining globe and waving his sailor hat at those below.
"Will you ride in a bubble, or shall I send you and Toto home by means of the Magic Belt?" the Princess
asked Dorothy.
"Guess I'll use the Belt," replied the little girl. "I'm sort of 'fraid of those bubbles."
"Bowwow!" said Toto, approvingly. He loved to bark at the bubbles as they sailed away, but he didn't care
to ride in one.
Santa Claus decided to go next. He thanked Ozma for her hospitality and wished her many happy returns of
the day. Then the Wizard blew a bubble around his chubby little body and smaller bubbles around each of his
Ryls and Knooks.
As the kind and generous friend of children mounted into the air the people all cheered at the top of their
voices, for they loved Santa Claus dearly; and the little man heard them through the walls of his bubble and
waved his hands in return as he smiled down upon them. The band played bravely while every one watched
the bubble until it was completely out of sight.
"How 'bout you, Polly?" Dorothy asked her friend. "Are you 'fraid of bubbles, too?"
"No," answered Polychrome, smiling; "but Santa Claus promised to speak to my father as he passed through
the sky. So perhaps I shall get home an easier way."
Indeed, the little maid had scarcely made this speech when a sudden radiance filled the air, and while the
people looked on in wonder the end of a gorgeous rainbow slowly settled down upon the platform.
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With a glad cry, the Rainbow's Daughter sprang from her seat and danced along the curve of the bow,
mounting gradually upward, while the folds of her gauzy gown whirled and floated around her like a cloud
and blended with the colors of the rainbow itself.
"Goodbye Ozma! Goodbye Dorothy!" cried a voice they knew belonged to Polychrome; but now the little
maiden's form had melted wholly into the rainbow, and their eyes could no longer see her.
Suddenly, the end of the rainbow lifted and its colors slowly faded like mist before a breeze. Dorothy sighed
deeply and turned to Ozma.
"I'm sorry to lose Polly," she said; "but I guess she's better off with her father; 'cause even the Land of Oz
couldn't be like home to a cloud fairy."
"No indeed," replied the Princess; "but it has been delightful for us to know Polychrome for a little while,
andwho knows?perhaps we may meet the Rainbow's Daughter again, some day."
The entertainment being now ended, all left the pavilion and formed their gay procession back to the Emerald
City again. Of Dorothy's recent traveling companions only Toto and the shaggy man remained, and Ozma
had decided to allow the latter to live in Oz for a time, at least. If he proved honest and true she promised to
let him live there always, and the shaggy man was anxious to earn this reward.
They had a nice quiet dinner together and passed a pleasant evening with the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman,
Tiktok, and the Yellow Hen for company.
When Dorothy bade them goodnight, she kissed them all goodbye at the same time. For Ozma had agreed
that while Dorothy slept she and Toto should be transported by means of the Magic Belt to her own little bed
in the Kansas farmhouse and the little girl laughed as she thought how astonished Uncle Henry and Aunt
Em would be when she came down to breakfast with them next morning.
Quite content to have had so pleasant an adventure, and a little tired by all the day's busy scenes, Dorothy
clasped Toto in her arms and lay down upon the pretty white bed in her room in Ozma's royal palace.
Presently she was sound asleep.
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Bookmarks
1. Table of Contents, page = 3
2. The Road to Oz, page = 4
3. L. Frank Baum, page = 4
4. To My Readers, page = 4
5. 1. The Way to Butterfield, page = 5
6. 2. Dorothy Meets Button-Bright, page = 10
7. 3. A Queer Village, page = 14
8. 4. King Dox, page = 18
9. 5. The Rainbow's Daughter, page = 22
10. 6. The City Of Beasts, page = 25
11. 7. The Shaggy Man's Transformation, page = 28
12. 8. The Musicker, page = 33
13. 9. Facing the Scoodlers, page = 36
14. 10. Escaping the Soup-Kettle, page = 39
15. 11. Johnny Dooit Does It, page = 43
16. 12. The Deadly Desert Crossed, page = 47
17. 13. The Truth Pond, page = 48
18. 14. Tik-Tok and Billina, page = 51
19. 15. The Emperor's Tin Castle, page = 54
20. 16. Visiting the Pumpkin-Field, page = 56
21. 17. The Royal Chariot Arrives, page = 58
22. 18. The Emerald City, page = 61
23. 19. The Shaggy Man's Welcome, page = 63
24. 20. Princess Ozma Of Oz, page = 65
25. 21. Dorothy Receives the Guests, page = 68
26. 22. Important Arrivals, page = 72
27. 23. The Grand Banquet, page = 75
28. 24. The Birthday Celebration, page = 77