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The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer
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Preface
Chapter I
Chapter II
Chapter III
Chapter IV
Chapter V
Chapter VI
Chapter VII
Chapter VIII
Chapter IX
Chapter X
Chapter XI
Chapter XII
Chapter XIII
Chapter XIV
Chapter XV
Chapter XVI
Chapter XVII
Chapter XVIII
Chapter XIX
Chapter XX
Chapter XXI
Chapter XXII
Chapter XXIII
Chapter XXIV
Chapter XXV
Chapter XXVI
Chapter XXVII
Chapter XXVIII
Chapter XXVIX
Chapter XXX
Chapter XXXI
Chapter XXXII
Chapter XXXIII
Chapter XXXIV
Chapter XXXV
Conclusion
P R E F A C E
MOST of the adventures recorded in this book really occurred; one or two were experiences of my own, the
rest those of boys who were schoolmates of mine. Huck Finn is drawn from life; Tom Sawyer also, but not
from an individual he is a combination of the characteristics of three boys whom I knew, and therefore
belongs to the composite order of architecture.
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The odd superstitions touched upon were all prevalent among children and slaves in the West at the period of
this story that is to say, thirty or forty years ago.
Although my book is intended mainly for the entertainment of boys and girls, I hope it will not be shunned by
men and women on that account, for part of my plan has been to try to pleasantly remind adults of what they
once were themselves, and of how they felt and thought and talked, and what queer enterprises they
sometimes engaged in.
THE AUTHOR.
HARTFORD, 1876.
T O M S A W Y E R
CHAPTER I
"TOM!"
No answer.
"TOM!"
No answer.
"What's gone with that boy, I wonder? You TOM!"
No answer.
The old lady pulled her spectacles down and looked over them about the room; then she put them up and
looked out under them. She seldom or never looked THROUGH them for so small a thing as a boy; they were
her state pair, the pride of her heart, and were built for "style," not service she could have seen through a
pair of stovelids just as well. She looked perplexed for a moment, and then said, not fiercely, but still loud
enough for the furniture to hear:
"Well, I lay if I get hold of you I'll "
She did not finish, for by this time she was bending down and punching under the bed with the broom, and so
she needed breath to punctuate the punches with. She resurrected nothing but the cat.
"I never did see the beat of that boy!"
She went to the open door and stood in it and looked out among the tomato vines and "jimpson" weeds that
constituted the garden. No Tom. So she lifted up her voice at an angle calculated for distance and shouted:
"Youu TOM!"
There was a slight noise behind her and she turned just in time to seize a small boy by the slack of his
roundabout and arrest his flight.
"There! I might 'a' thought of that closet. What you been doing in there?"
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"Nothing."
"Nothing! Look at your hands. And look at your mouth. What IS that truck?"
"I don't know, aunt."
"Well, I know. It's jam that's what it is. Forty times I've said if you didn't let that jam alone I'd skin you.
Hand me that switch."
The switch hovered in the air the peril was desperate
"My! Look behind you, aunt!"
The old lady whirled round, and snatched her skirts out of danger. The lad fled on the instant, scrambled up
the high boardfence, and disappeared over it.
His aunt Polly stood surprised a moment, and then broke into a gentle laugh.
"Hang the boy, can't I never learn anything? Ain't he played me tricks enough like that for me to be looking
out for him by this time? But old fools is the biggest fools there is. Can't learn an old dog new tricks, as the
saying is. But my goodness, he never plays them alike, two days, and how is a body to know what's coming?
He 'pears to know just how long he can torment me before I get my dander up, and he knows if he can make
out to put me off for a minute or make me laugh, it's all down again and I can't hit him a lick. I ain't doing my
duty by that boy, and that's the Lord's truth, goodness knows. Spare the rod and spile the child, as the Good
Book says. I'm a laying up sin and suffering for us both, I know. He's full of the Old Scratch, but lawsame!
he's my own dead sister's boy, poor thing, and I ain't got the heart to lash him, somehow. Every time I let him
off, my conscience does hurt me so, and every time I hit him my old heart most breaks. Wellawell, man
that is born of woman is of few days and full of trouble, as the Scripture says, and I reckon it's so. He'll play
hookey this evening, * and [* Southwestern for "afternoon"] I'll just be obleeged to make him work,
tomorrow, to punish him. It's mighty hard to make him work Saturdays, when all the boys is having holiday,
but he hates work more than he hates anything else, and I've GOT to do some of my duty by him, or I'll be the
ruination of the child."
Tom did play hookey, and he had a very good time. He got back home barely in season to help Jim, the small
colored boy, saw nextday's wood and split the kindlings before supper at least he was there in time to tell
his adventures to Jim while Jim did threefourths of the work. Tom's younger brother (or rather halfbrother)
Sid was already through with his part of the work (picking up chips), for he was a quiet boy, and had no
adventurous, troublesome ways.
While Tom was eating his supper, and stealing sugar as opportunity offered, Aunt Polly asked him questions
that were full of guile, and very deep for she wanted to trap him into damaging revealments. Like many
other simplehearted souls, it was her pet vanity to believe she was endowed with a talent for dark and
mysterious diplomacy, and she loved to contemplate her most transparent devices as marvels of low cunning.
Said she:
"Tom, it was middling warm in school, warn't it?"
"Yes'm."
"Powerful warm, warn't it?"
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"Yes'm."
"Didn't you want to go in aswimming, Tom?"
A bit of a scare shot through Tom a touch of uncomfortable suspicion. He searched Aunt Polly's face, but
it told him nothing. So he said:
"No'm well, not very much."
The old lady reached out her hand and felt Tom's shirt, and said:
"But you ain't too warm now, though." And it flattered her to reflect that she had discovered that the shirt was
dry without anybody knowing that that was what she had in her mind. But in spite of her, Tom knew where
the wind lay, now. So he forestalled what might be the next move:
"Some of us pumped on our heads mine's damp yet. See?"
Aunt Polly was vexed to think she had overlooked that bit of circumstantial evidence, and missed a trick.
Then she had a new inspiration:
"Tom, you didn't have to undo your shirt collar where I sewed it, to pump on your head, did you? Unbutton
your jacket!"
The trouble vanished out of Tom's face. He opened his jacket. His shirt collar was securely sewed.
"Bother! Well, go 'long with you. I'd made sure you'd played hookey and been aswimming. But I forgive ye,
Tom. I reckon you're a kind of a singed cat, as the saying is better'n you look. THIS time."
She was half sorry her sagacity had miscarried, and half glad that Tom had stumbled into obedient conduct
for once.
But Sidney said:
"Well, now, if I didn't think you sewed his collar with white thread, but it's black."
"Why, I did sew it with white! Tom!"
But Tom did not wait for the rest. As he went out at the door he said:
"Siddy, I'll lick you for that."
In a safe place Tom examined two large needles which were thrust into the lapels of his jacket, and had
thread bound about them one needle carried white thread and the other black. He said:
"She'd never noticed if it hadn't been for Sid. Confound it! sometimes she sews it with white, and sometimes
she sews it with black. I wish to geeminy she'd stick to one or t'other I can't keep the run of 'em. But I bet
you I'll lam Sid for that. I'll learn him!"
He was not the Model Boy of the village. He knew the model boy very well though and loathed him.
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Within two minutes, or even less, he had forgotten all his troubles. Not because his troubles were one whit
less heavy and bitter to him than a man's are to a man, but because a new and powerful interest bore them
down and drove them out of his mind for the time just as men's misfortunes are forgotten in the
excitement of new enterprises. This new interest was a valued novelty in whistling, which he had just
acquired from a negro, and he was suffering to practise it undisturbed. It consisted in a peculiar birdlike
turn, a sort of liquid warble, produced by touching the tongue to the roof of the mouth at short intervals in the
midst of the music the reader probably remembers how to do it, if he has ever been a boy. Diligence and
attention soon gave him the knack of it, and he strode down the street with his mouth full of harmony and his
soul full of gratitude. He felt much as an astronomer feels who has discovered a new planet no doubt, as
far as strong, deep, unalloyed pleasure is concerned, the advantage was with the boy, not the astronomer.
The summer evenings were long. It was not dark, yet. Presently Tom checked his whistle. A stranger was
before him a boy a shade larger than himself. A newcomer of any age or either sex was an impressive
curiosity in the poor little shabby village of St. Petersburg. This boy was well dressed, too well dressed on
a weekday. This was simply astounding. His cap was a dainty thing, his closebuttoned blue cloth
roundabout was new and natty, and so were his pantaloons. He had shoes on and it was only Friday. He
even wore a necktie, a bright bit of ribbon. He had a citified air about him that ate into Tom's vitals. The more
Tom stared at the splendid marvel, the higher he turned up his nose at his finery and the shabbier and
shabbier his own outfit seemed to him to grow. Neither boy spoke. If one moved, the other moved but
only sidewise, in a circle; they kept face to face and eye to eye all the time. Finally Tom said:
"I can lick you!"
"I'd like to see you try it."
"Well, I can do it."
"No you can't, either."
"Yes I can."
"No you can't."
"I can."
"You can't."
"Can!"
"Can't!"
An uncomfortable pause. Then Tom said:
"What's your name?"
"'Tisn't any of your business, maybe."
"Well I 'low I'll MAKE it my business."
"Well why don't you?"
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"If you say much, I will."
"Much much MUCH. There now."
"Oh, you think you're mighty smart, DON'T you? I could lick you with one hand tied behind me, if I wanted
to."
"Well why don't you DO it? You SAY you can do it."
"Well I WILL, if you fool with me."
"Oh yes I've seen whole families in the same fix."
"Smarty! You think you're SOME, now, DON'T you? Oh, what a hat!"
"You can lump that hat if you don't like it. I dare you to knock it off and anybody that'll take a dare will
suck eggs."
"You're a liar!"
"You're another."
"You're a fighting liar and dasn't take it up."
"Aw take a walk!"
"Say if you give me much more of your sass I'll take and bounce a rock off'n your head."
"Oh, of COURSE you will."
"Well I WILL."
"Well why don't you DO it then? What do you keep SAYING you will for? Why don't you DO it? It's
because you're afraid."
"I AIN'T afraid."
"You are."
"I ain't."
"You are."
Another pause, and more eying and sidling around each other. Presently they were shoulder to shoulder. Tom
said:
"Get away from here!"
"Go away yourself!"
"I won't."
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"I won't either."
So they stood, each with a foot placed at an angle as a brace, and both shoving with might and main, and
glowering at each other with hate. But neither could get an advantage. After struggling till both were hot and
flushed, each relaxed his strain with watchful caution, and Tom said:
"You're a coward and a pup. I'll tell my big brother on you, and he can thrash you with his little finger, and
I'll make him do it, too."
"What do I care for your big brother? I've got a brother that's bigger than he is and what's more, he can
throw him over that fence, too." [Both brothers were imaginary.]
"That's a lie."
"YOUR saying so don't make it so."
Tom drew a line in the dust with his big toe, and said:
"I dare you to step over that, and I'll lick you till you can't stand up. Anybody that'll take a dare will steal
sheep."
The new boy stepped over promptly, and said:
"Now you said you'd do it, now let's see you do it."
"Don't you crowd me now; you better look out."
"Well, you SAID you'd do it why don't you do it?"
"By jingo! for two cents I WILL do it."
The new boy took two broad coppers out of his pocket and held them out with derision. Tom struck them to
the ground. In an instant both boys were rolling and tumbling in the dirt, gripped together like cats; and for
the space of a minute they tugged and tore at each other's hair and clothes, punched and scratched each other's
nose, and covered themselves with dust and glory. Presently the confusion took form, and through the fog of
battle Tom appeared, seated astride the new boy, and pounding him with his fists. "Holler 'nuff!" said he.
The boy only struggled to free himself. He was crying mainly from rage.
"Holler 'nuff!" and the pounding went on.
At last the stranger got out a smothered "'Nuff!" and Tom let him up and said:
"Now that'll learn you. Better look out who you're fooling with next time."
The new boy went off brushing the dust from his clothes, sobbing, snuffling, and occasionally looking back
and shaking his head and threatening what he would do to Tom the "next time he caught him out." To which
Tom responded with jeers, and started off in high feather, and as soon as his back was turned the new boy
snatched up a stone, threw it and hit him between the shoulders and then turned tail and ran like an antelope.
Tom chased the traitor home, and thus found out where he lived. He then held a position at the gate for some
time, daring the enemy to come outside, but the enemy only made faces at him through the window and
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declined. At last the enemy's mother appeared, and called Tom a bad, vicious, vulgar child, and ordered him
away. So he went away; but he said he "'lowed" to "lay" for that boy.
He got home pretty late that night, and when he climbed cautiously in at the window, he uncovered an
ambuscade, in the person of his aunt; and when she saw the state his clothes were in her resolution to turn his
Saturday holiday into captivity at hard labor became adamantine in its firmness.
CHAPTER II
SATURDAY morning was come, and all the summer world was bright and fresh, and brimming with life.
There was a song in every heart; and if the heart was young the music issued at the lips. There was cheer in
every face and a spring in every step. The locusttrees were in bloom and the fragrance of the blossoms filled
the air. Cardiff Hill, beyond the village and above it, was green with vegetation and it lay just far enough
away to seem a Delectable Land, dreamy, reposeful, and inviting.
Tom appeared on the sidewalk with a bucket of whitewash and a longhandled brush. He surveyed the fence,
and all gladness left him and a deep melancholy settled down upon his spirit. Thirty yards of board fence nine
feet high. Life to him seemed hollow, and existence but a burden. Sighing, he dipped his brush and passed it
along the topmost plank; repeated the operation; did it again; compared the insignificant whitewashed streak
with the farreaching continent of unwhitewashed fence, and sat down on a treebox discouraged. Jim came
skipping out at the gate with a tin pail, and singing Buffalo Gals. Bringing water from the town pump had
always been hateful work in Tom's eyes, before, but now it did not strike him so. He remembered that there
was company at the pump. White, mulatto, and negro boys and girls were always there waiting their turns,
resting, trading playthings, quarrelling, fighting, skylarking. And he remembered that although the pump was
only a hundred and fifty yards off, Jim never got back with a bucket of water under an hour and even then
somebody generally had to go after him. Tom said:
"Say, Jim, I'll fetch the water if you'll whitewash some."
Jim shook his head and said:
"Can't, Mars Tom. Ole missis, she tole me I got to go an' git dis water an' not stop foolin' roun' wid anybody.
She say she spec' Mars Tom gwine to ax me to whitewash, an' so she tole me go 'long an' 'tend to my own
business she 'lowed SHE'D 'tend to de whitewashin'."
"Oh, never you mind what she said, Jim. That's the way she always talks. Gimme the bucket I won't be
gone only a a minute. SHE won't ever know."
"Oh, I dasn't, Mars Tom. Ole missis she'd take an' tar de head off'n me. 'Deed she would."
"SHE! She never licks anybody whacks 'em over the head with her thimble and who cares for that, I'd
like to know. She talks awful, but talk don't hurt anyways it don't if she don't cry. Jim, I'll give you a
marvel. I'll give you a white alley!"
Jim began to waver.
"White alley, Jim! And it's a bully taw."
"My! Dat's a mighty gay marvel, I tell you! But Mars Tom I's powerful 'fraid ole missis "
"And besides, if you will I'll show you my sore toe."
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Jim was only human this attraction was too much for him. He put down his pail, took the white alley, and
bent over the toe with absorbing interest while the bandage was being unwound. In another moment he was
flying down the street with his pail and a tingling rear, Tom was whitewashing with vigor, and Aunt Polly
was retiring from the field with a slipper in her hand and triumph in her eye.
But Tom's energy did not last. He began to think of the fun he had planned for this day, and his sorrows
multiplied. Soon the free boys would come tripping along on all sorts of delicious expeditions, and they
would make a world of fun of him for having to work the very thought of it burnt him like fire. He got out
his worldly wealth and examined it bits of toys, marbles, and trash; enough to buy an exchange of
WORK, maybe, but not half enough to buy so much as half an hour of pure freedom. So he returned his
straitened means to his pocket, and gave up the idea of trying to buy the boys. At this dark and hopeless
moment an inspiration burst upon him! Nothing less than a great, magnificent inspiration.
He took up his brush and went tranquilly to work. Ben Rogers hove in sight presently the very boy, of all
boys, whose ridicule he had been dreading. Ben's gait was the hopskipandjump proof enough that his
heart was light and his anticipations high. He was eating an apple, and giving a long, melodious whoop, at
intervals, followed by a deeptoned dingdong dong, dingdongdong, for he was personating a steamboat.
As he drew near, he slackened speed, took the middle of the street, leaned far over to starboard and rounded
to ponderously and with laborious pomp and circumstance for he was personating the Big Missouri, and
considered himself to be drawing nine feet of water. He was boat and captain and enginebells combined, so
he had to imagine himself standing on his own hurricanedeck giving the orders and executing them:
"Stop her, sir! Tingalingling!" The headway ran almost out, and he drew up slowly toward the sidewalk.
"Ship up to back! Tingalingling!" His arms straightened and stiffened down his sides.
"Set her back on the stabboard! Tingalingling! Chow! chchowwow! Chow!" His right hand,
meantime, describing stately circles for it was representing a fortyfoot wheel.
"Let her go back on the labboard! Tingalingling ! Chowchchowchow!" The left hand began to
describe circles.
"Stop the stabboard! Tingalingling! Stop the labboard! Come ahead on the stabboard! Stop her! Let your
outside turn over slow! Tingalingling! Chowowow! Get out that headline! LIVELY now! Come
out with your springline what're you about there! Take a turn round that stump with the bight of it! Stand
by that stage, now let her go! Done with the engines, sir! Tingalingling! SH'T! S'H'T! SH'T!" (trying
the gaugecocks).
Tom went on whitewashing paid no attention to the steamboat. Ben stared a moment and then said:
"HiYI! YOU'RE up a stump, ain't you!"
No answer. Tom surveyed his last touch with the eye of an artist, then he gave his brush another gentle sweep
and surveyed the result, as before. Ben ranged up alongside of him. Tom's mouth watered for the apple, but
he stuck to his work. Ben said:
"Hello, old chap, you got to work, hey?"
Tom wheeled suddenly and said:
"Why, it's you, Ben! I warn't noticing."
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"Say I'm going in aswimming, I am. Don't you wish you could? But of course you'd druther WORK
wouldn't you? Course you would!"
Tom contemplated the boy a bit, and said:
"What do you call work?"
"Why, ain't THAT work?"
Tom resumed his whitewashing, and answered carelessly:
"Well, maybe it is, and maybe it ain't. All I know, is, it suits Tom Sawyer."
"Oh come, now, you don't mean to let on that you LIKE it?"
The brush continued to move.
"Like it? Well, I don't see why I oughtn't to like it. Does a boy get a chance to whitewash a fence every day?"
That put the thing in a new light. Ben stopped nibbling his apple. Tom swept his brush daintily back and forth
stepped back to note the effect added a touch here and there criticised the effect again Ben
watching every move and getting more and more interested, more and more absorbed. Presently he said:
"Say, Tom, let ME whitewash a little."
Tom considered, was about to consent; but he altered his mind:
"No no I reckon it wouldn't hardly do, Ben. You see, Aunt Polly's awful particular about this fence
right here on the street, you know but if it was the back fence I wouldn't mind and SHE wouldn't. Yes,
she's awful particular about this fence; it's got to be done very careful; I reckon there ain't one boy in a
thousand, maybe two thousand, that can do it the way it's got to be done."
"No is that so? Oh come, now lemme just try. Only just a little I'd let YOU, if you was me, Tom."
"Ben, I'd like to, honest injun; but Aunt Polly well, Jim wanted to do it, but she wouldn't let him; Sid
wanted to do it, and she wouldn't let Sid. Now don't you see how I'm fixed? If you was to tackle this fence
and anything was to happen to it "
"Oh, shucks, I'll be just as careful. Now lemme try. Say I'll give you the core of my apple."
"Well, here No, Ben, now don't. I'm afeard "
"I'll give you ALL of it!"
Tom gave up the brush with reluctance in his face, but alacrity in his heart. And while the late steamer Big
Missouri worked and sweated in the sun, the retired artist sat on a barrel in the shade close by, dangled his
legs, munched his apple, and planned the slaughter of more innocents. There was no lack of material; boys
happened along every little while; they came to jeer, but remained to whitewash. By the time Ben was fagged
out, Tom had traded the next chance to Billy Fisher for a kite, in good repair; and when he played out, Johnny
Miller bought in for a dead rat and a string to swing it with and so on, and so on, hour after hour. And
when the middle of the afternoon came, from being a poor povertystricken boy in the morning, Tom was
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literally rolling in wealth. He had besides the things before mentioned, twelve marbles, part of a jewsharp, a
piece of blue bottleglass to look through, a spool cannon, a key that wouldn't unlock anything, a fragment of
chalk, a glass stopper of a decanter, a tin soldier, a couple of tadpoles, six firecrackers, a kitten with only
one eye, a brass doorknob, a dogcollar but no dog the handle of a knife, four pieces of orangepeel,
and a dilapidated old window sash.
He had had a nice, good, idle time all the while plenty of company and the fence had three coats of
whitewash on it! If he hadn't run out of whitewash he would have bankrupted every boy in the village.
Tom said to himself that it was not such a hollow world, after all. He had discovered a great law of human
action, without knowing it namely, that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary
to make the thing difficult to attain. If he had been a great and wise philosopher, like the writer of this book,
he would now have comprehended that Work consists of whatever a body is OBLIGED to do, and that Play
consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. And this would help him to understand why constructing
artificial flowers or performing on a treadmill is work, while rolling tenpins or climbing Mont Blanc is
only amusement. There are wealthy gentlemen in England who drive fourhorse passengercoaches twenty or
thirty miles on a daily line, in the summer, because the privilege costs them considerable money; but if they
were offered wages for the service, that would turn it into work and then they would resign.
The boy mused awhile over the substantial change which had taken place in his worldly circumstances, and
then wended toward headquarters to report.
CHAPTER III
TOM presented himself before Aunt Polly, who was sitting by an open window in a pleasant rearward
apartment, which was bedroom, breakfastroom, diningroom, and library, combined. The balmy summer
air, the restful quiet, the odor of the flowers, and the drowsing murmur of the bees had had their effect, and
she was nodding over her knitting for she had no company but the cat, and it was asleep in her lap. Her
spectacles were propped up on her gray head for safety. She had thought that of course Tom had deserted
long ago, and she wondered at seeing him place himself in her power again in this intrepid way. He said:
"Mayn't I go and play now, aunt?"
"What, a'ready? How much have you done?"
"It's all done, aunt."
"Tom, don't lie to me I can't bear it."
"I ain't, aunt; it IS all done."
Aunt Polly placed small trust in such evidence. She went out to see for herself; and she would have been
content to find twenty per cent. of Tom's statement true. When she found the entire fence whitewashed, and
not only whitewashed but elaborately coated and recoated, and even a streak added to the ground, her
astonishment was almost unspeakable. She said:
"Well, I never! There's no getting round it, you can work when you're a mind to, Tom." And then she diluted
the compliment by adding, "But it's powerful seldom you're a mind to, I'm bound to say. Well, go 'long and
play; but mind you get back some time in a week, or I'll tan you."
She was so overcome by the splendor of his achievement that she took him into the closet and selected a
choice apple and delivered it to him, along with an improving lecture upon the added value and flavor a treat
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took to itself when it came without sin through virtuous effort. And while she closed with a happy Scriptural
flourish, he "hooked" a doughnut.
Then he skipped out, and saw Sid just starting up the outside stairway that led to the back rooms on the
second floor. Clods were handy and the air was full of them in a twinkling. They raged around Sid like a
hailstorm; and before Aunt Polly could collect her surprised faculties and sally to the rescue, six or seven
clods had taken personal effect, and Tom was over the fence and gone. There was a gate, but as a general
thing he was too crowded for time to make use of it. His soul was at peace, now that he had settled with Sid
for calling attention to his black thread and getting him into trouble.
Tom skirted the block, and came round into a muddy alley that led by the back of his aunt's cowstable. He
presently got safely beyond the reach of capture and punishment, and hastened toward the public square of
the village, where two "military" companies of boys had met for conflict, according to previous appointment.
Tom was General of one of these armies, Joe Harper (a bosom friend) General of the other. These two great
commanders did not condescend to fight in person that being better suited to the still smaller fry but
sat together on an eminence and conducted the field operations by orders delivered through aidesdecamp.
Tom's army won a great victory, after a long and hardfought battle. Then the dead were counted, prisoners
exchanged, the terms of the next disagreement agreed upon, and the day for the necessary battle appointed;
after which the armies fell into line and marched away, and Tom turned homeward alone.
As he was passing by the house where Jeff Thatcher lived, he saw a new girl in the garden a lovely little
blueeyed creature with yellow hair plaited into two longtails, white summer frock and embroidered
pantalettes. The freshcrowned hero fell without firing a shot. A certain Amy Lawrence vanished out of his
heart and left not even a memory of herself behind. He had thought he loved her to distraction; he had
regarded his passion as adoration; and behold it was only a poor little evanescent partiality. He had been
months winning her; she had confessed hardly a week ago; he had been the happiest and the proudest boy in
the world only seven short days, and here in one instant of time she had gone out of his heart like a casual
stranger whose visit is done.
He worshipped this new angel with furtive eye, till he saw that she had discovered him; then he pretended he
did not know she was present, and began to "show off" in all sorts of absurd boyish ways, in order to win her
admiration. He kept up this grotesque foolishness for some time; but byandby, while he was in the midst of
some dangerous gymnastic performances, he glanced aside and saw that the little girl was wending her way
toward the house. Tom came up to the fence and leaned on it, grieving, and hoping she would tarry yet awhile
longer. She halted a moment on the steps and then moved toward the door. Tom heaved a great sigh as she
put her foot on the threshold. But his face lit up, right away, for she tossed a pansy over the fence a moment
before she disappeared.
The boy ran around and stopped within a foot or two of the flower, and then shaded his eyes with his hand
and began to look down street as if he had discovered something of interest going on in that direction.
Presently he picked up a straw and began trying to balance it on his nose, with his head tilted far back; and as
he moved from side to side, in his efforts, he edged nearer and nearer toward the pansy; finally his bare foot
rested upon it, his pliant toes closed upon it, and he hopped away with the treasure and disappeared round the
corner. But only for a minute only while he could button the flower inside his jacket, next his heart or
next his stomach, possibly, for he was not much posted in anatomy, and not hypercritical, anyway.
He returned, now, and hung about the fence till nightfall, "showing off," as before; but the girl never
exhibited herself again, though Tom comforted himself a little with the hope that she had been near some
window, meantime, and been aware of his attentions. Finally he strode home reluctantly, with his poor head
full of visions.
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All through supper his spirits were so high that his aunt wondered "what had got into the child." He took a
good scolding about clodding Sid, and did not seem to mind it in the least. He tried to steal sugar under his
aunt's very nose, and got his knuckles rapped for it. He said:
"Aunt, you don't whack Sid when he takes it."
"Well, Sid don't torment a body the way you do. You'd be always into that sugar if I warn't watching you."
Presently she stepped into the kitchen, and Sid, happy in his immunity, reached for the sugarbowl a sort
of glorying over Tom which was wellnigh unbearable. But Sid's fingers slipped and the bowl dropped and
broke. Tom was in ecstasies. In such ecstasies that he even controlled his tongue and was silent. He said to
himself that he would not speak a word, even when his aunt came in, but would sit perfectly still till she
asked who did the mischief; and then he would tell, and there would be nothing so good in the world as to see
that pet model "catch it." He was so brimful of exultation that he could hardly hold himself when the old lady
came back and stood above the wreck discharging lightnings of wrath from over her spectacles. He said to
himself, "Now it's coming!" And the next instant he was sprawling on the floor! The potent palm was uplifted
to strike again when Tom cried out:
"Hold on, now, what 'er you belting ME for? Sid broke it!"
Aunt Polly paused, perplexed, and Tom looked for healing pity. But when she got her tongue again, she only
said:
"Umf! Well, you didn't get a lick amiss, I reckon. You been into some other audacious mischief when I
wasn't around, like enough."
Then her conscience reproached her, and she yearned to say something kind and loving; but she judged that
this would be construed into a confession that she had been in the wrong, and discipline forbade that. So she
kept silence, and went about her affairs with a troubled heart. Tom sulked in a corner and exalted his woes.
He knew that in her heart his aunt was on her knees to him, and he was morosely gratified by the
consciousness of it. He would hang out no signals, he would take notice of none. He knew that a yearning
glance fell upon him, now and then, through a film of tears, but he refused recognition of it. He pictured
himself lying sick unto death and his aunt bending over him beseeching one little forgiving word, but he
would turn his face to the wall, and die with that word unsaid. Ah, how would she feel then? And he pictured
himself brought home from the river, dead, with his curls all wet, and his sore heart at rest. How she would
throw herself upon him, and how her tears would fall like rain, and her lips pray God to give her back her boy
and she would never, never abuse him any more! But he would lie there cold and white and make no sign
a poor little sufferer, whose griefs were at an end. He so worked upon his feelings with the pathos of these
dreams, that he had to keep swallowing, he was so like to choke; and his eyes swam in a blur of water, which
overflowed when he winked, and ran down and trickled from the end of his nose. And such a luxury to him
was this petting of his sorrows, that he could not bear to have any worldly cheeriness or any grating delight
intrude upon it; it was too sacred for such contact; and so, presently, when his cousin Mary danced in, all
alive with the joy of seeing home again after an agelong visit of one week to the country, he got up and
moved in clouds and darkness out at one door as she brought song and sunshine in at the other.
He wandered far from the accustomed haunts of boys, and sought desolate places that were in harmony with
his spirit. A log raft in the river invited him, and he seated himself on its outer edge and contemplated the
dreary vastness of the stream, wishing, the while, that he could only be drowned, all at once and
unconsciously, without undergoing the uncomfortable routine devised by nature. Then he thought of his
flower. He got it out, rumpled and wilted, and it mightily increased his dismal felicity. He wondered if she
would pity him if she knew? Would she cry, and wish that she had a right to put her arms around his neck and
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comfort him? Or would she turn coldly away like all the hollow world? This picture brought such an agony of
pleasurable suffering that he worked it over and over again in his mind and set it up in new and varied lights,
till he wore it threadbare. At last he rose up sighing and departed in the darkness.
About halfpast nine or ten o'clock he came along the deserted street to where the Adored Unknown lived; he
paused a moment; no sound fell upon his listening ear; a candle was casting a dull glow upon the curtain of a
secondstory window. Was the sacred presence there? He climbed the fence, threaded his stealthy way
through the plants, till he stood under that window; he looked up at it long, and with emotion; then he laid
him down on the ground under it, disposing himself upon his back, with his hands clasped upon his breast
and holding his poor wilted flower. And thus he would die out in the cold world, with no shelter over his
homeless head, no friendly hand to wipe the deathdamps from his brow, no loving face to bend pityingly
over him when the great agony came. And thus SHE would see him when she looked out upon the glad
morning, and oh! would she drop one little tear upon his poor, lifeless form, would she heave one little sigh
to see a bright young life so rudely blighted, so untimely cut down?
The window went up, a maidservant's discordant voice profaned the holy calm, and a deluge of water
drenched the prone martyr's remains!
The strangling hero sprang up with a relieving snort. There was a whiz as of a missile in the air, mingled with
the murmur of a curse, a sound as of shivering glass followed, and a small, vague form went over the fence
and shot away in the gloom.
Not long after, as Tom, all undressed for bed, was surveying his drenched garments by the light of a tallow
dip, Sid woke up; but if he had any dim idea of making any "references to allusions," he thought better of it
and held his peace, for there was danger in Tom's eye.
Tom turned in without the added vexation of prayers, and Sid made mental note of the omission.
CHAPTER IV
THE sun rose upon a tranquil world, and beamed down upon the peaceful village like a benediction.
Breakfast over, Aunt Polly had family worship: it began with a prayer built from the ground up of solid
courses of Scriptural quotations, welded together with a thin mortar of originality; and from the summit of
this she delivered a grim chapter of the Mosaic Law, as from Sinai.
Then Tom girded up his loins, so to speak, and went to work to "get his verses." Sid had learned his lesson
days before. Tom bent all his energies to the memorizing of five verses, and he chose part of the Sermon on
the Mount, because he could find no verses that were shorter. At the end of half an hour Tom had a vague
general idea of his lesson, but no more, for his mind was traversing the whole field of human thought, and his
hands were busy with distracting recreations. Mary took his book to hear him recite, and he tried to find his
way through the fog:
"Blessed are the a a "
"Poor"
"Yes poor; blessed are the poor a a "
"In spirit "
"In spirit; blessed are the poor in spirit, for they they "
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"THEIRS "
"For THEIRS. Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are they that mourn,
for they they "
"Sh "
"For they a "
"S, H, A "
"For they S, H Oh, I don't know what it is!"
"SHALL!"
"Oh, SHALL! for they shall for they shall a a shall mourn a a blessed are they that
shall they that a they that shall mourn, for they shall a shall WHAT? Why don't you tell me,
Mary? what do you want to be so mean for?"
"Oh, Tom, you poor thickheaded thing, I'm not teasing you. I wouldn't do that. You must go and learn it
again. Don't you be discouraged, Tom, you'll manage it and if you do, I'll give you something ever so
nice. There, now, that's a good boy."
"All right! What is it, Mary, tell me what it is."
"Never you mind, Tom. You know if I say it's nice, it is nice."
"You bet you that's so, Mary. All right, I'll tackle it again."
And he did "tackle it again" and under the double pressure of curiosity and prospective gain he did it with
such spirit that he accomplished a shining success. Mary gave him a brandnew "Barlow" knife worth twelve
and a half cents; and the convulsion of delight that swept his system shook him to his foundations. True, the
knife would not cut anything, but it was a "sureenough" Barlow, and there was inconceivable grandeur in
that though where the Western boys ever got the idea that such a weapon could possibly be counterfeited
to its injury is an imposing mystery and will always remain so, perhaps. Tom contrived to scarify the
cupboard with it, and was arranging to begin on the bureau, when he was called off to dress for
Sundayschool.
Mary gave him a tin basin of water and a piece of soap, and he went outside the door and set the basin on a
little bench there; then he dipped the soap in the water and laid it down; turned up his sleeves; poured out the
water on the ground, gently, and then entered the kitchen and began to wipe his face diligently on the towel
behind the door. But Mary removed the towel and said:
"Now ain't you ashamed, Tom. You mustn't be so bad. Water won't hurt you."
Tom was a trifle disconcerted. The basin was refilled, and this time he stood over it a little while, gathering
resolution; took in a big breath and began. When he entered the kitchen presently, with both eyes shut and
groping for the towel with his hands, an honorable testimony of suds and water was dripping from his face.
But when he emerged from the towel, he was not yet satisfactory, for the clean territory stopped short at his
chin and his jaws, like a mask; below and beyond this line there was a dark expanse of unirrigated soil that
spread downward in front and backward around his neck. Mary took him in hand, and when she was done
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with him he was a man and a brother, without distinction of color, and his saturated hair was neatly brushed,
and its short curls wrought into a dainty and symmetrical general effect. [He privately smoothed out the curls,
with labor and difficulty, and plastered his hair close down to his head; for he held curls to be effeminate, and
his own filled his life with bitterness.] Then Mary got out a suit of his clothing that had been used only on
Sundays during two years they were simply called his "other clothes" and so by that we know the size
of his wardrobe. The girl "put him to rights" after he had dressed himself; she buttoned his neat roundabout
up to his chin, turned his vast shirt collar down over his shoulders, brushed him off and crowned him with his
speckled straw hat. He now looked exceedingly improved and uncomfortable. He was fully as uncomfortable
as he looked; for there was a restraint about whole clothes and cleanliness that galled him. He hoped that
Mary would forget his shoes, but the hope was blighted; she coated them thoroughly with tallow, as was the
custom, and brought them out. He lost his temper and said he was always being made to do everything he
didn't want to do. But Mary said, persuasively:
"Please, Tom that's a good boy."
So he got into the shoes snarling. Mary was soon ready, and the three children set out for Sundayschool
a place that Tom hated with his whole heart; but Sid and Mary were fond of it.
Sabbathschool hours were from nine to halfpast ten; and then church service. Two of the children always
remained for the sermon voluntarily, and the other always remained too for stronger reasons. The church's
highbacked, uncushioned pews would seat about three hundred persons; the edifice was but a small, plain
affair, with a sort of pine board treebox on top of it for a steeple. At the door Tom dropped back a step and
accosted a Sundaydressed comrade:
"Say, Billy, got a yaller ticket?"
"Yes."
"What'll you take for her?"
"What'll you give?"
"Piece of lickrish and a fishhook."
"Less see 'em."
Tom exhibited. They were satisfactory, and the property changed hands. Then Tom traded a couple of white
alleys for three red tickets, and some small trifle or other for a couple of blue ones. He waylaid other boys as
they came, and went on buying tickets of various colors ten or fifteen minutes longer. He entered the church,
now, with a swarm of clean and noisy boys and girls, proceeded to his seat and started a quarrel with the first
boy that came handy. The teacher, a grave, elderly man, interfered; then turned his back a moment and Tom
pulled a boy's hair in the next bench, and was absorbed in his book when the boy turned around; stuck a pin
in another boy, presently, in order to hear him say "Ouch!" and got a new reprimand from his teacher. Tom's
whole class were of a pattern restless, noisy, and troublesome. When they came to recite their lessons, not
one of them knew his verses perfectly, but had to be prompted all along. However, they worried through, and
each got his reward in small blue tickets, each with a passage of Scripture on it; each blue ticket was pay
for two verses of the recitation. Ten blue tickets equalled a red one, and could be exchanged for it; ten red
tickets equalled a yellow one; for ten yellow tickets the superintendent gave a very plainly bound Bible
(worth forty cents in those easy times) to the pupil. How many of my readers would have the industry and
application to memorize two thousand verses, even for a Dore Bible? And yet Mary had acquired two Bibles
in this way it was the patient work of two years and a boy of German parentage had won four or five.
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He once recited three thousand verses without stopping; but the strain upon his mental faculties was too great,
and he was little better than an idiot from that day forth a grievous misfortune for the school, for on great
occasions, before company, the superintendent (as Tom expressed it) had always made this boy come out and
"spread himself." Only the older pupils managed to keep their tickets and stick to their tedious work long
enough to get a Bible, and so the delivery of one of these prizes was a rare and noteworthy circumstance; the
successful pupil was so great and conspicuous for that day that on the spot every scholar's heart was fired
with a fresh ambition that often lasted a couple of weeks. It is possible that Tom's mental stomach had never
really hungered for one of those prizes, but unquestionably his entire being had for many a day longed for the
glory and the eclat that came with it.
In due course the superintendent stood up in front of the pulpit, with a closed hymnbook in his hand and his
forefinger inserted between its leaves, and commanded attention. When a Sundayschool superintendent
makes his customary little speech, a hymnbook in the hand is as necessary as is the inevitable sheet of music
in the hand of a singer who stands forward on the platform and sings a solo at a concert though why, is a
mystery: for neither the hymnbook nor the sheet of music is ever referred to by the sufferer. This
superintendent was a slim creature of thirtyfive, with a sandy goatee and short sandy hair; he wore a stiff
standingcollar whose upper edge almost reached his ears and whose sharp points curved forward abreast the
corners of his mouth a fence that compelled a straight lookout ahead, and a turning of the whole body
when a side view was required; his chin was propped on a spreading cravat which was as broad and as long
as a banknote, and had fringed ends; his boot toes were turned sharply up, in the fashion of the day, like
sleighrunners an effect patiently and laboriously produced by the young men by sitting with their toes
pressed against a wall for hours together. Mr. Walters was very earnest of mien, and very sincere and honest
at heart; and he held sacred things and places in such reverence, and so separated them from worldly matters,
that unconsciously to himself his Sundayschool voice had acquired a peculiar intonation which was wholly
absent on weekdays. He began after this fashion:
"Now, children, I want you all to sit up just as straight and pretty as you can and give me all your attention
for a minute or two. There that is it. That is the way good little boys and girls should do. I see one little
girl who is looking out of the window I am afraid she thinks I am out there somewhere perhaps up in
one of the trees making a speech to the little birds. [Applausive titter.] I want to tell you how good it makes
me feel to see so many bright, clean little faces assembled in a place like this, learning to do right and be
good." And so forth and so on. It is not necessary to set down the rest of the oration. It was of a pattern which
does not vary, and so it is familiar to us all.
The latter third of the speech was marred by the resumption of fights and other recreations among certain of
the bad boys, and by fidgetings and whisperings that extended far and wide, washing even to the bases of
isolated and incorruptible rocks like Sid and Mary. But now every sound ceased suddenly, with the
subsidence of Mr. Walters' voice, and the conclusion of the speech was received with a burst of silent
gratitude.
A good part of the whispering had been occasioned by an event which was more or less rare the entrance
of visitors: lawyer Thatcher, accompanied by a very feeble and aged man; a fine, portly, middleaged
gentleman with irongray hair; and a dignified lady who was doubtless the latter's wife. The lady was leading
a child. Tom had been restless and full of chafings and repinings; consciencesmitten, too he could not
meet Amy Lawrence's eye, he could not brook her loving gaze. But when he saw this small newcomer his
soul was all ablaze with bliss in a moment. The next moment he was "showing off" with all his might
cuffing boys, pulling hair, making faces in a word, using every art that seemed likely to fascinate a girl
and win her applause. His exaltation had but one alloy the memory of his humiliation in this angel's
garden and that record in sand was fast washing out, under the waves of happiness that were sweeping
over it now.
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The visitors were given the highest seat of honor, and as soon as Mr. Walters' speech was finished, he
introduced them to the school. The middleaged man turned out to be a prodigious personage no less a
one than the county judge altogether the most august creation these children had ever looked upon and
they wondered what kind of material he was made of and they half wanted to hear him roar, and were half
afraid he might, too. He was from Constantinople, twelve miles away so he had travelled, and seen the
world these very eyes had looked upon the county courthouse which was said to have a tin roof. The
awe which these reflections inspired was attested by the impressive silence and the ranks of staring eyes. This
was the great Judge Thatcher, brother of their own lawyer. Jeff Thatcher immediately went forward, to be
familiar with the great man and be envied by the school. It would have been music to his soul to hear the
whisperings:
"Look at him, Jim! He's a going up there. Say look! he's a going to shake hands with him he IS
shaking hands with him! By jings, don't you wish you was Jeff?"
Mr. Walters fell to "showing off," with all sorts of official bustlings and activities, giving orders, delivering
judgments, discharging directions here, there, everywhere that he could find a target. The librarian "showed
off" running hither and thither with his arms full of books and making a deal of the splutter and fuss that
insect authority delights in. The young lady teachers "showed off" bending sweetly over pupils that were
lately being boxed, lifting pretty warning fingers at bad little boys and patting good ones lovingly. The young
gentlemen teachers "showed off" with small scoldings and other little displays of authority and fine attention
to discipline and most of the teachers, of both sexes, found business up at the library, by the pulpit; and it
was business that frequently had to be done over again two or three times (with much seeming vexation). The
little girls "showed off" in various ways, and the little boys "showed off" with such diligence that the air was
thick with paper wads and the murmur of scufflings. And above it all the great man sat and beamed a majestic
judicial smile upon all the house, and warmed himself in the sun of his own grandeur for he was "showing
off," too.
There was only one thing wanting to make Mr. Walters' ecstasy complete, and that was a chance to deliver a
Bibleprize and exhibit a prodigy. Several pupils had a few yellow tickets, but none had enough he had
been around among the star pupils inquiring. He would have given worlds, now, to have that German lad
back again with a sound mind.
And now at this moment, when hope was dead, Tom Sawyer came forward with nine yellow tickets, nine red
tickets, and ten blue ones, and demanded a Bible. This was a thunderbolt out of a clear sky. Walters was not
expecting an application from this source for the next ten years. But there was no getting around it here
were the certified checks, and they were good for their face. Tom was therefore elevated to a place with the
Judge and the other elect, and the great news was announced from headquarters. It was the most stunning
surprise of the decade, and so profound was the sensation that it lifted the new hero up to the judicial one's
altitude, and the school had two marvels to gaze upon in place of one. The boys were all eaten up with envy
but those that suffered the bitterest pangs were those who perceived too late that they themselves had
contributed to this hated splendor by trading tickets to Tom for the wealth he had amassed in selling
whitewashing privileges. These despised themselves, as being the dupes of a wily fraud, a guileful snake in
the grass.
The prize was delivered to Tom with as much effusion as the superintendent could pump up under the
circumstances; but it lacked somewhat of the true gush, for the poor fellow's instinct taught him that there
was a mystery here that could not well bear the light, perhaps; it was simply preposterous that this boy had
warehoused two thousand sheaves of Scriptural wisdom on his premises a dozen would strain his
capacity, without a doubt.
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Amy Lawrence was proud and glad, and she tried to make Tom see it in her face but he wouldn't look.
She wondered; then she was just a grain troubled; next a dim suspicion came and went came again; she
watched; a furtive glance told her worlds and then her heart broke, and she was jealous, and angry, and
the tears came and she hated everybody. Tom most of all (she thought).
Tom was introduced to the Judge; but his tongue was tied, his breath would hardly come, his heart quaked
partly because of the awful greatness of the man, but mainly because he was her parent. He would have liked
to fall down and worship him, if it were in the dark. The Judge put his hand on Tom's head and called him a
fine little man, and asked him what his name was. The boy stammered, gasped, and got it out:
"Tom."
"Oh, no, not Tom it is "
"Thomas."
"Ah, that's it. I thought there was more to it, maybe. That's very well. But you've another one I daresay, and
you'll tell it to me, won't you?"
"Tell the gentleman your other name, Thomas," said Walters, "and say sir. You mustn't forget your manners."
"Thomas Sawyer sir."
"That's it! That's a good boy. Fine boy. Fine, manly little fellow. Two thousand verses is a great many
very, very great many. And you never can be sorry for the trouble you took to learn them; for knowledge is
worth more than anything there is in the world; it's what makes great men and good men; you'll be a great
man and a good man yourself, some day, Thomas, and then you'll look back and say, It's all owing to the
precious Sundayschool privileges of my boyhood it's all owing to my dear teachers that taught me to
learn it's all owing to the good superintendent, who encouraged me, and watched over me, and gave me a
beautiful Bible a splendid elegant Bible to keep and have it all for my own, always it's all owing to
right bringing up! That is what you will say, Thomas and you wouldn't take any money for those two
thousand verses no indeed you wouldn't. And now you wouldn't mind telling me and this lady some of the
things you've learned no, I know you wouldn't for we are proud of little boys that learn. Now, no doubt
you know the names of all the twelve disciples. Won't you tell us the names of the first two that were
appointed?"
Tom was tugging at a buttonhole and looking sheepish. He blushed, now, and his eyes fell. Mr. Walters'
heart sank within him. He said to himself, it is not possible that the boy can answer the simplest question
why DID the Judge ask him? Yet he felt obliged to speak up and say:
"Answer the gentleman, Thomas don't be afraid."
Tom still hung fire.
"Now I know you'll tell me," said the lady. "The names of the first two disciples were "
"DAVID AND GOLIAH!"
Let us draw the curtain of charity over the rest of the scene.
CHAPTER V
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ABOUT halfpast ten the cracked bell of the small church began to ring, and presently the people began to
gather for the morning sermon. The Sundayschool children distributed themselves about the house and
occupied pews with their parents, so as to be under supervision. Aunt Polly came, and Tom and Sid and Mary
sat with her Tom being placed next the aisle, in order that he might be as far away from the open window
and the seductive outside summer scenes as possible. The crowd filed up the aisles: the aged and needy
postmaster, who had seen better days; the mayor and his wife for they had a mayor there, among other
unnecessaries; the justice of the peace; the widow Douglass, fair, smart, and forty, a generous, goodhearted
soul and welltodo, her hill mansion the only palace in the town, and the most hospitable and much the
most lavish in the matter of festivities that St. Petersburg could boast; the bent and venerable Major and Mrs.
Ward; lawyer Riverson, the new notable from a distance; next the belle of the village, followed by a troop of
lawnclad and ribbondecked young heartbreakers; then all the young clerks in town in a body for they
had stood in the vestibule sucking their caneheads, a circling wall of oiled and simpering admirers, till the
last girl had run their gantlet; and last of all came the Model Boy, Willie Mufferson, taking as heedful care of
his mother as if she were cut glass. He always brought his mother to church, and was the pride of all the
matrons. The boys all hated him, he was so good. And besides, he had been "thrown up to them" so much.
His white handkerchief was hanging out of his pocket behind, as usual on Sundays accidentally. Tom had
no handkerchief, and he looked upon boys who had as snobs.
The congregation being fully assembled, now, the bell rang once more, to warn laggards and stragglers, and
then a solemn hush fell upon the church which was only broken by the tittering and whispering of the choir in
the gallery. The choir always tittered and whispered all through service. There was once a church choir that
was not illbred, but I have forgotten where it was, now. It was a great many years ago, and I can scarcely
remember anything about it, but I think it was in some foreign country.
The minister gave out the hymn, and read it through with a relish, in a peculiar style which was much
admired in that part of the country. His voice began on a medium key and climbed steadily up till it reached a
certain point, where it bore with strong emphasis upon the topmost word and then plunged down as if from a
springboard:
Shall I be carried toe the skies, on flow'ry BEDS
of ease,
Whilst others fight to win the prize, and sail thro' BLOODy
seas?
He was regarded as a wonderful reader. At church "sociables" he was always called upon to read poetry; and
when he was through, the ladies would lift up their hands and let them fall helplessly in their laps, and "wall"
their eyes, and shake their heads, as much as to say, "Words cannot express it; it is too beautiful, TOO
beautiful for this mortal earth."
After the hymn had been sung, the Rev. Mr. Sprague turned himself into a bulletinboard, and read off
"notices" of meetings and societies and things till it seemed that the list would stretch out to the crack of
doom a queer custom which is still kept up in America, even in cities, away here in this age of abundant
newspapers. Often, the less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it.
And now the minister prayed. A good, generous prayer it was, and went into details: it pleaded for the church,
and the little children of the church; for the other churches of the village; for the village itself; for the county;
for the State; for the State officers; for the United States; for the churches of the United States; for Congress;
for the President; for the officers of the Government; for poor sailors, tossed by stormy seas; for the
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oppressed millions groaning under the heel of European monarchies and Oriental despotisms; for such as
have the light and the good tidings, and yet have not eyes to see nor ears to hear withal; for the heathen in the
far islands of the sea; and closed with a supplication that the words he was about to speak might find grace
and favor, and be as seed sown in fertile ground, yielding in time a grateful harvest of good. Amen.
There was a rustling of dresses, and the standing congregation sat down. The boy whose history this book
relates did not enjoy the prayer, he only endured it if he even did that much. He was restive all through it;
he kept tally of the details of the prayer, unconsciously for he was not listening, but he knew the ground of
old, and the clergyman's regular route over it and when a little trifle of new matter was interlarded, his ear
detected it and his whole nature resented it; he considered additions unfair, and scoundrelly. In the midst of
the prayer a fly had lit on the back of the pew in front of him and tortured his spirit by calmly rubbing its
hands together, embracing its head with its arms, and polishing it so vigorously that it seemed to almost part
company with the body, and the slender thread of a neck was exposed to view; scraping its wings with its
hind legs and smoothing them to its body as if they had been coattails; going through its whole toilet as
tranquilly as if it knew it was perfectly safe. As indeed it was; for as sorely as Tom's hands itched to grab for
it they did not dare he believed his soul would be instantly destroyed if he did such a thing while the
prayer was going on. But with the closing sentence his hand began to curve and steal forward; and the instant
the "Amen" was out the fly was a prisoner of war. His aunt detected the act and made him let it go.
The minister gave out his text and droned along monotonously through an argument that was so prosy that
many a head by and by began to nod and yet it was an argument that dealt in limitless fire and brimstone
and thinned the predestined elect down to a company so small as to be hardly worth the saving. Tom counted
the pages of the sermon; after church he always knew how many pages there had been, but he seldom knew
anything else about the discourse. However, this time he was really interested for a little while. The minister
made a grand and moving picture of the assembling together of the world's hosts at the millennium when the
lion and the lamb should lie down together and a little child should lead them. But the pathos, the lesson, the
moral of the great spectacle were lost upon the boy; he only thought of the conspicuousness of the principal
character before the onlooking nations; his face lit with the thought, and he said to himself that he wished he
could be that child, if it was a tame lion.
Now he lapsed into suffering again, as the dry argument was resumed. Presently he bethought him of a
treasure he had and got it out. It was a large black beetle with formidable jaws a "pinchbug," he called it.
It was in a percussioncap box. The first thing the beetle did was to take him by the finger. A natural fillip
followed, the beetle went floundering into the aisle and lit on its back, and the hurt finger went into the boy's
mouth. The beetle lay there working its helpless legs, unable to turn over. Tom eyed it, and longed for it; but
it was safe out of his reach. Other people uninterested in the sermon found relief in the beetle, and they eyed
it too. Presently a vagrant poodle dog came idling along, sad at heart, lazy with the summer softness and the
quiet, weary of captivity, sighing for change. He spied the beetle; the drooping tail lifted and wagged. He
surveyed the prize; walked around it; smelt at it from a safe distance; walked around it again; grew bolder,
and took a closer smell; then lifted his lip and made a gingerly snatch at it, just missing it; made another, and
another; began to enjoy the diversion; subsided to his stomach with the beetle between his paws, and
continued his experiments; grew weary at last, and then indifferent and absentminded. His head nodded, and
little by little his chin descended and touched the enemy, who seized it. There was a sharp yelp, a flirt of the
poodle's head, and the beetle fell a couple of yards away, and lit on its back once more. The neighboring
spectators shook with a gentle inward joy, several faces went behind fans and handkerchiefs, and Tom was
entirely happy. The dog looked foolish, and probably felt so; but there was resentment in his heart, too, and a
craving for revenge. So he went to the beetle and began a wary attack on it again; jumping at it from every
point of a circle, lighting with his forepaws within an inch of the creature, making even closer snatches at it
with his teeth, and jerking his head till his ears flapped again. But he grew tired once more, after a while;
tried to amuse himself with a fly but found no relief; followed an ant around, with his nose close to the floor,
and quickly wearied of that; yawned, sighed, forgot the beetle entirely, and sat down on it. Then there was a
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wild yelp of agony and the poodle went sailing up the aisle; the yelps continued, and so did the dog; he
crossed the house in front of the altar; he flew down the other aisle; he crossed before the doors; he clamored
up the homestretch; his anguish grew with his progress, till presently he was but a woolly comet moving in
its orbit with the gleam and the speed of light. At last the frantic sufferer sheered from its course, and sprang
into its master's lap; he flung it out of the window, and the voice of distress quickly thinned away and died in
the distance.
By this time the whole church was redfaced and suffocating with suppressed laughter, and the sermon had
come to a dead standstill. The discourse was resumed presently, but it went lame and halting, all possibility
of impressiveness being at an end; for even the gravest sentiments were constantly being received with a
smothered burst of unholy mirth, under cover of some remote pewback, as if the poor parson had said a
rarely facetious thing. It was a genuine relief to the whole congregation when the ordeal was over and the
benediction pronounced.
Tom Sawyer went home quite cheerful, thinking to himself that there was some satisfaction about divine
service when there was a bit of variety in it. He had but one marring thought; he was willing that the dog
should play with his pinchbug, but he did not think it was upright in him to carry it off.
CHAPTER VI
MONDAY morning found Tom Sawyer miserable. Monday morning always found him so because it
began another week's slow suffering in school. He generally began that day with wishing he had had no
intervening holiday, it made the going into captivity and fetters again so much more odious.
Tom lay thinking. Presently it occurred to him that he wished he was sick; then he could stay home from
school. Here was a vague possibility. He canvassed his system. No ailment was found, and he investigated
again. This time he thought he could detect colicky symptoms, and he began to encourage them with
considerable hope. But they soon grew feeble, and presently died wholly away. He reflected further.
Suddenly he discovered something. One of his upper front teeth was loose. This was lucky; he was about to
begin to groan, as a "starter," as he called it, when it occurred to him that if he came into court with that
argument, his aunt would pull it out, and that would hurt. So he thought he would hold the tooth in reserve for
the present, and seek further. Nothing offered for some little time, and then he remembered hearing the doctor
tell about a certain thing that laid up a patient for two or three weeks and threatened to make him lose a
finger. So the boy eagerly drew his sore toe from under the sheet and held it up for inspection. But now he
did not know the necessary symptoms. However, it seemed well worth while to chance it, so he fell to
groaning with considerable spirit.
But Sid slept on unconscious.
Tom groaned louder, and fancied that he began to feel pain in the toe.
No result from Sid.
Tom was panting with his exertions by this time. He took a rest and then swelled himself up and fetched a
succession of admirable groans.
Sid snored on.
Tom was aggravated. He said, "Sid, Sid!" and shook him. This course worked well, and Tom began to groan
again. Sid yawned, stretched, then brought himself up on his elbow with a snort, and began to stare at Tom.
Tom went on groaning. Sid said:
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"Tom! Say, Tom!" [No response.] "Here, Tom! TOM! What is the matter, Tom?" And he shook him and
looked in his face anxiously.
Tom moaned out:
"Oh, don't, Sid. Don't joggle me."
"Why, what's the matter, Tom? I must call auntie."
"No never mind. It'll be over by and by, maybe. Don't call anybody."
"But I must! DON'T groan so, Tom, it's awful. How long you been this way?"
"Hours. Ouch! Oh, don't stir so, Sid, you'll kill me."
"Tom, why didn't you wake me sooner ? Oh, Tom, DON'T! It makes my flesh crawl to hear you. Tom, what
is the matter?"
"I forgive you everything, Sid. [Groan.] Everything you've ever done to me. When I'm gone "
"Oh, Tom, you ain't dying, are you? Don't, Tom oh, don't. Maybe "
"I forgive everybody, Sid. [Groan.] Tell 'em so, Sid. And Sid, you give my windowsash and my cat with one
eye to that new girl that's come to town, and tell her "
But Sid had snatched his clothes and gone. Tom was suffering in reality, now, so handsomely was his
imagination working, and so his groans had gathered quite a genuine tone.
Sid flew downstairs and said:
"Oh, Aunt Polly, come! Tom's dying!"
"Dying!"
"Yes'm. Don't wait come quick!"
"Rubbage! I don't believe it!"
But she fled upstairs, nevertheless, with Sid and Mary at her heels. And her face grew white, too, and her lip
trembled. When she reached the bedside she gasped out:
"You, Tom! Tom, what's the matter with you?"
"Oh, auntie, I'm "
"What's the matter with you what is the matter with you, child?"
"Oh, auntie, my sore toe's mortified!"
The old lady sank down into a chair and laughed a little, then cried a little, then did both together. This
restored her and she said:
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"Tom, what a turn you did give me. Now you shut up that nonsense and climb out of this."
The groans ceased and the pain vanished from the toe. The boy felt a little foolish, and he said:
"Aunt Polly, it SEEMED mortified, and it hurt so I never minded my tooth at all."
"Your tooth, indeed! What's the matter with your tooth?"
"One of them's loose, and it aches perfectly awful."
"There, there, now, don't begin that groaning again. Open your mouth. Well your tooth IS loose, but
you're not going to die about that. Mary, get me a silk thread, and a chunk of fire out of the kitchen."
Tom said:
"Oh, please, auntie, don't pull it out. It don't hurt any more. I wish I may never stir if it does. Please don't,
auntie. I don't want to stay home from school."
"Oh, you don't, don't you? So all this row was because you thought you'd get to stay home from school and
go afishing? Tom, Tom, I love you so, and you seem to try every way you can to break my old heart with
your outrageousness." By this time the dental instruments were ready. The old lady made one end of the silk
thread fast to Tom's tooth with a loop and tied the other to the bedpost. Then she seized the chunk of fire and
suddenly thrust it almost into the boy's face. The tooth hung dangling by the bedpost, now.
But all trials bring their compensations. As Tom wended to school after breakfast, he was the envy of every
boy he met because the gap in his upper row of teeth enabled him to expectorate in a new and admirable way.
He gathered quite a following of lads interested in the exhibition; and one that had cut his finger and had been
a centre of fascination and homage up to this time, now found himself suddenly without an adherent, and
shorn of his glory. His heart was heavy, and he said with a disdain which he did not feel that it wasn't
anything to spit like Tom Sawyer; but another boy said, "Sour grapes!" and he wandered away a dismantled
hero.
Shortly Tom came upon the juvenile pariah of the village, Huckleberry Finn, son of the town drunkard.
Huckleberry was cordially hated and dreaded by all the mothers of the town, because he was idle and lawless
and vulgar and bad and because all their children admired him so, and delighted in his forbidden society,
and wished they dared to be like him. Tom was like the rest of the respectable boys, in that he envied
Huckleberry his gaudy outcast condition, and was under strict orders not to play with him. So he played with
him every time he got a chance. Huckleberry was always dressed in the castoff clothes of fullgrown men,
and they were in perennial bloom and fluttering with rags. His hat was a vast ruin with a wide crescent lopped
out of its brim; his coat, when he wore one, hung nearly to his heels and had the rearward buttons far down
the back; but one suspender supported his trousers; the seat of the trousers bagged low and contained nothing,
the fringed legs dragged in the dirt when not rolled up.
Huckleberry came and went, at his own free will. He slept on doorsteps in fine weather and in empty
hogsheads in wet; he did not have to go to school or to church, or call any being master or obey anybody; he
could go fishing or swimming when and where he chose, and stay as long as it suited him; nobody forbade
him to fight; he could sit up as late as he pleased; he was always the first boy that went barefoot in the spring
and the last to resume leather in the fall; he never had to wash, nor put on clean clothes; he could swear
wonderfully. In a word, everything that goes to make life precious that boy had. So thought every harassed,
hampered, respectable boy in St. Petersburg.
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Tom hailed the romantic outcast:
"Hello, Huckleberry!"
"Hello yourself, and see how you like it."
"What's that you got?"
"Dead cat."
"Lemme see him, Huck. My, he's pretty stiff. Where'd you get him ?"
"Bought him off'n a boy."
"What did you give?"
"I give a blue ticket and a bladder that I got at the slaughterhouse."
"Where'd you get the blue ticket?"
"Bought it off'n Ben Rogers two weeks ago for a hoopstick."
"Say what is dead cats good for, Huck?"
"Good for? Cure warts with."
"No! Is that so? I know something that's better."
"I bet you don't. What is it?"
"Why, spunkwater."
"Spunkwater! I wouldn't give a dern for spunkwater."
"You wouldn't, wouldn't you? D'you ever try it?"
"No, I hain't. But Bob Tanner did."
"Who told you so!"
"Why, he told Jeff Thatcher, and Jeff told Johnny Baker, and Johnny told Jim Hollis, and Jim told Ben
Rogers, and Ben told a nigger, and the nigger told me. There now!"
"Well, what of it? They'll all lie. Leastways all but the nigger. I don't know HIM. But I never see a nigger that
WOULDN'T lie. Shucks! Now you tell me how Bob Tanner done it, Huck."
"Why, he took and dipped his hand in a rotten stump where the rainwater was."
"In the daytime?"
"Certainly."
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"With his face to the stump?"
"Yes. Least I reckon so."
"Did he say anything?"
"I don't reckon he did. I don't know."
"Aha! Talk about trying to cure warts with spunkwater such a blame fool way as that! Why, that ain't agoing
to do any good. You got to go all by yourself, to the middle of the woods, where you know there's a
spunkwater stump, and just as it's midnight you back up against the stump and jam your hand in and say:
'Barleycorn, barleycorn, injunmeal shorts, Spunkwater, spunkwater, swaller these warts,'
and then walk away quick, eleven steps, with your eyes shut, and then turn around three times and walk home
without speaking to anybody. Because if you speak the charm's busted."
"Well, that sounds like a good way; but that ain't the way Bob Tanner done."
"No, sir, you can bet he didn't, becuz he's the wartiest boy in this town; and he wouldn't have a wart on him if
he'd knowed how to work spunkwater. I've took off thousands of warts off of my hands that way, Huck. I
play with frogs so much that I've always got considerable many warts. Sometimes I take 'em off with a bean."
"Yes, bean's good. I've done that."
"Have you? What's your way?"
"You take and split the bean, and cut the wart so as to get some blood, and then you put the blood on one
piece of the bean and take and dig a hole and bury it 'bout midnight at the crossroads in the dark of the moon,
and then you burn up the rest of the bean. You see that piece that's got the blood on it will keep drawing and
drawing, trying to fetch the other piece to it, and so that helps the blood to draw the wart, and pretty soon off
she comes."
"Yes, that's it, Huck that's it; though when you're burying it if you say 'Down bean; off wart; come no
more to bother me!' it's better. That's the way Joe Harper does, and he's been nearly to Coonville and most
everywheres. But say how do you cure 'em with dead cats?"
"Why, you take your cat and go and get in the graveyard 'long about midnight when somebody that was
wicked has been buried; and when it's midnight a devil will come, or maybe two or three, but you can't see
'em, you can only hear something like the wind, or maybe hear 'em talk; and when they're taking that feller
away, you heave your cat after 'em and say, 'Devil follow corpse, cat follow devil, warts follow cat, I'm done
with ye!' That'll fetch ANY wart."
"Sounds right. D'you ever try it, Huck?"
"No, but old Mother Hopkins told me."
"Well, I reckon it's so, then. Becuz they say she's a witch."
"Say! Why, Tom, I KNOW she is. She witched pap. Pap says so his own self. He come along one day, and he
see she was awitching him, so he took up a rock, and if she hadn't dodged, he'd a got her. Well, that very
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night he rolled off'n a shed wher' he was a layin drunk, and broke his arm."
"Why, that's awful. How did he know she was awitching him?"
"Lord, pap can tell, easy. Pap says when they keep looking at you right stiddy, they're awitching you.
Specially if they mumble. Becuz when they mumble they're saying the Lord's Prayer backards."
"Say, Hucky, when you going to try the cat?"
"Tonight. I reckon they'll come after old Hoss Williams tonight."
"But they buried him Saturday. Didn't they get him Saturday night?"
"Why, how you talk! How could their charms work till midnight? and THEN it's Sunday. Devils don't
slosh around much of a Sunday, I don't reckon."
"I never thought of that. That's so. Lemme go with you?"
"Of course if you ain't afeard."
"Afeard! 'Tain't likely. Will you meow?"
"Yes and you meow back, if you get a chance. Last time, you kep' me ameowing around till old Hays
went to throwing rocks at me and says 'Dern that cat!' and so I hove a brick through his window but don't
you tell."
"I won't. I couldn't meow that night, becuz auntie was watching me, but I'll meow this time. Say what's
that?"
"Nothing but a tick."
"Where'd you get him?"
"Out in the woods."
"What'll you take for him?"
"I don't know. I don't want to sell him."
"All right. It's a mighty small tick, anyway."
"Oh, anybody can run a tick down that don't belong to them. I'm satisfied with it. It's a good enough tick for
me."
"Sho, there's ticks a plenty. I could have a thousand of 'em if I wanted to."
"Well, why don't you? Becuz you know mighty well you can't. This is a pretty early tick, I reckon. It's the
first one I've seen this year."
"Say, Huck I'll give you my tooth for him."
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"Less see it."
Tom got out a bit of paper and carefully unrolled it. Huckleberry viewed it wistfully. The temptation was
very strong. At last he said:
"Is it genuwyne?"
Tom lifted his lip and showed the vacancy.
"Well, all right," said Huckleberry, "it's a trade."
Tom enclosed the tick in the percussioncap box that had lately been the pinchbug's prison, and the boys
separated, each feeling wealthier than before.
When Tom reached the little isolated frame schoolhouse, he strode in briskly, with the manner of one who
had come with all honest speed. He hung his hat on a peg and flung himself into his seat with business like
alacrity. The master, throned on high in his great splintbottom armchair, was dozing, lulled by the drowsy
hum of study. The interruption roused him.
"Thomas Sawyer!"
Tom knew that when his name was pronounced in full, it meant trouble.
"Sir!"
"Come up here. Now, sir, why are you late again, as usual?"
Tom was about to take refuge in a lie, when he saw two long tails of yellow hair hanging down a back that he
recognized by the electric sympathy of love; and by that form was THE ONLY VACANT PLACE on the
girls' side of the schoolhouse. He instantly said:
"I STOPPED TO TALK WITH HUCKLEBERRY FINN!"
The master's pulse stood still, and he stared helplessly. The buzz of study ceased. The pupils wondered if this
foolhardy boy had lost his mind. The master said:
"You you did what?"
"Stopped to talk with Huckleberry Finn."
There was no mistaking the words.
"Thomas Sawyer, this is the most astounding confession I have ever listened to. No mere ferule will answer
for this offence. Take off your jacket."
The master's arm performed until it was tired and the stock of switches notably diminished. Then the order
followed:
"Now, sir, go and sit with the girls! And let this be a warning to you."
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The titter that rippled around the room appeared to abash the boy, but in reality that result was caused rather
more by his worshipful awe of his unknown idol and the dread pleasure that lay in his high good fortune. He
sat down upon the end of the pine bench and the girl hitched herself away from him with a toss of her head.
Nudges and winks and whispers traversed the room, but Tom sat still, with his arms upon the long, low desk
before him, and seemed to study his book.
By and by attention ceased from him, and the accustomed school murmur rose upon the dull air once more.
Presently the boy began to steal furtive glances at the girl. She observed it, "made a mouth" at him and gave
him the back of her head for the space of a minute. When she cautiously faced around again, a peach lay
before her. She thrust it away. Tom gently put it back. She thrust it away again, but with less animosity. Tom
patiently returned it to its place. Then she let it remain. Tom scrawled on his slate, "Please take it I got
more." The girl glanced at the words, but made no sign. Now the boy began to draw something on the slate,
hiding his work with his left hand. For a time the girl refused to notice; but her human curiosity presently
began to manifest itself by hardly perceptible signs. The boy worked on, apparently unconscious. The girl
made a sort of noncommittal attempt to see, but the boy did not betray that he was aware of it. At last she
gave in and hesitatingly whispered:
"Let me see it."
Tom partly uncovered a dismal caricature of a house with two gable ends to it and a corkscrew of smoke
issuing from the chimney. Then the girl's interest began to fasten itself upon the work and she forgot
everything else. When it was finished, she gazed a moment, then whispered:
"It's nice make a man."
The artist erected a man in the front yard, that resembled a derrick. He could have stepped over the house; but
the girl was not hypercritical; she was satisfied with the monster, and whispered:
"It's a beautiful man now make me coming along."
Tom drew an hourglass with a full moon and straw limbs to it and armed the spreading fingers with a
portentous fan. The girl said:
"It's ever so nice I wish I could draw."
"It's easy," whispered Tom, "I'll learn you."
"Oh, will you? When?"
"At noon. Do you go home to dinner?"
"I'll stay if you will."
"Good that's a whack. What's your name?"
"Becky Thatcher. What's yours? Oh, I know. It's Thomas Sawyer."
"That's the name they lick me by. I'm Tom when I'm good. You call me Tom, will you?"
"Yes."
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Now Tom began to scrawl something on the slate, hiding the words from the girl. But she was not backward
this time. She begged to see. Tom said:
"Oh, it ain't anything."
"Yes it is."
"No it ain't. You don't want to see."
"Yes I do, indeed I do. Please let me."
"You'll tell."
"No I won't deed and deed and double deed won't."
"You won't tell anybody at all? Ever, as long as you live?"
"No, I won't ever tell ANYbody. Now let me."
"Oh, YOU don't want to see!"
"Now that you treat me so, I WILL see." And she put her small hand upon his and a little scuffle ensued, Tom
pretending to resist in earnest but letting his hand slip by degrees till these words were revealed: "I LOVE
YOU."
"Oh, you bad thing!" And she hit his hand a smart rap, but reddened and looked pleased, nevertheless.
Just at this juncture the boy felt a slow, fateful grip closing on his ear, and a steady lifting impulse. In that
vise he was borne across the house and deposited in his own seat, under a peppering fire of giggles from the
whole school. Then the master stood over him during a few awful moments, and finally moved away to his
throne without saying a word. But although Tom's ear tingled, his heart was jubilant.
As the school quieted down Tom made an honest effort to study, but the turmoil within him was too great. In
turn he took his place in the reading class and made a botch of it; then in the geography class and turned lakes
into mountains, mountains into rivers, and rivers into continents, till chaos was come again; then in the
spelling class, and got "turned down," by a succession of mere baby words, till he brought up at the foot and
yielded up the pewter medal which he had worn with ostentation for months.
CHAPTER VII
THE harder Tom tried to fasten his mind on his book, the more his ideas wandered. So at last, with a sigh and
a yawn, he gave it up. It seemed to him that the noon recess would never come. The air was utterly dead.
There was not a breath stirring. It was the sleepiest of sleepy days. The drowsing murmur of the five and
twenty studying scholars soothed the soul like the spell that is in the murmur of bees. Away off in the flaming
sunshine, Cardiff Hill lifted its soft green sides through a shimmering veil of heat, tinted with the purple of
distance; a few birds floated on lazy wing high in the air; no other living thing was visible but some cows,
and they were asleep. Tom's heart ached to be free, or else to have something of interest to do to pass the
dreary time. His hand wandered into his pocket and his face lit up with a glow of gratitude that was prayer,
though he did not know it. Then furtively the percussioncap box came out. He released the tick and put him
on the long flat desk. The creature probably glowed with a gratitude that amounted to prayer, too, at this
moment, but it was premature: for when he started thankfully to travel off, Tom turned him aside with a pin
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and made him take a new direction.
Tom's bosom friend sat next him, suffering just as Tom had been, and now he was deeply and gratefully
interested in this entertainment in an instant. This bosom friend was Joe Harper. The two boys were sworn
friends all the week, and embattled enemies on Saturdays. Joe took a pin out of his lapel and began to assist
in exercising the prisoner. The sport grew in interest momently. Soon Tom said that they were interfering
with each other, and neither getting the fullest benefit of the tick. So he put Joe's slate on the desk and drew a
line down the middle of it from top to bottom.
"Now," said he, "as long as he is on your side you can stir him up and I'll let him alone; but if you let him get
away and get on my side, you're to leave him alone as long as I can keep him from crossing over."
"All right, go ahead; start him up."
The tick escaped from Tom, presently, and crossed the equator. Joe harassed him awhile, and then he got
away and crossed back again. This change of base occurred often. While one boy was worrying the tick with
absorbing interest, the other would look on with interest as strong, the two heads bowed together over the
slate, and the two souls dead to all things else. At last luck seemed to settle and abide with Joe. The tick tried
this, that, and the other course, and got as excited and as anxious as the boys themselves, but time and again
just as he would have victory in his very grasp, so to speak, and Tom's fingers would be twitching to begin,
Joe's pin would deftly head him off, and keep possession. At last Tom could stand it no longer. The
temptation was too strong. So he reached out and lent a hand with his pin. Joe was angry in a moment. Said
he:
"Tom, you let him alone."
"I only just want to stir him up a little, Joe."
"No, sir, it ain't fair; you just let him alone."
"Blame it, I ain't going to stir him much."
"Let him alone, I tell you."
"I won't!"
"You shall he's on my side of the line."
"Look here, Joe Harper, whose is that tick?"
"I don't care whose tick he is he's on my side of the line, and you sha'n't touch him."
"Well, I'll just bet I will, though. He's my tick and I'll do what I blame please with him, or die!"
A tremendous whack came down on Tom's shoulders, and its duplicate on Joe's; and for the space of two
minutes the dust continued to fly from the two jackets and the whole school to enjoy it. The boys had been
too absorbed to notice the hush that had stolen upon the school awhile before when the master came tiptoeing
down the room and stood over them. He had contemplated a good part of the performance before he
contributed his bit of variety to it.
When school broke up at noon, Tom flew to Becky Thatcher, and whispered in her ear:
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"Put on your bonnet and let on you're going home; and when you get to the corner, give the rest of 'em the
slip, and turn down through the lane and come back. I'll go the other way and come it over 'em the same
way."
So the one went off with one group of scholars, and the other with another. In a little while the two met at the
bottom of the lane, and when they reached the school they had it all to themselves. Then they sat together,
with a slate before them, and Tom gave Becky the pencil and held her hand in his, guiding it, and so created
another surprising house. When the interest in art began to wane, the two fell to talking. Tom was swimming
in bliss. He said:
"Do you love rats?"
"No! I hate them!"
"Well, I do, too LIVE ones. But I mean dead ones, to swing round your head with a string."
"No, I don't care for rats much, anyway. What I like is chewinggum."
"Oh, I should say so! I wish I had some now."
"Do you? I've got some. I'll let you chew it awhile, but you must give it back to me."
That was agreeable, so they chewed it turn about, and dangled their legs against the bench in excess of
contentment.
"Was you ever at a circus?" said Tom.
"Yes, and my pa's going to take me again some time, if I'm good."
"I been to the circus three or four times lots of times. Church ain't shucks to a circus. There's things going
on at a circus all the time. I'm going to be a clown in a circus when I grow up."
"Oh, are you! That will be nice. They're so lovely, all spotted up."
"Yes, that's so. And they get slathers of money most a dollar a day, Ben Rogers says. Say, Becky, was you
ever engaged?"
"What's that?"
"Why, engaged to be married."
"No."
"Would you like to?"
"I reckon so. I don't know. What is it like?"
"Like? Why it ain't like anything. You only just tell a boy you won't ever have anybody but him, ever ever
ever, and then you kiss and that's all. Anybody can do it."
"Kiss? What do you kiss for?"
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"Why, that, you know, is to well, they always do that."
"Everybody?"
"Why, yes, everybody that's in love with each other. Do you remember what I wrote on the slate?"
"Ye yes."
"What was it?"
"I sha'n't tell you."
"Shall I tell YOU?"
"Ye yes but some other time."
"No, now."
"No, not now tomorrow."
"Oh, no, NOW. Please, Becky I'll whisper it, I'll whisper it ever so easy."
Becky hesitating, Tom took silence for consent, and passed his arm about her waist and whispered the tale
ever so softly, with his mouth close to her ear. And then he added:
"Now you whisper it to me just the same."
She resisted, for a while, and then said:
"You turn your face away so you can't see, and then I will. But you mustn't ever tell anybody WILL you,
Tom? Now you won't, WILL you?"
"No, indeed, indeed I won't. Now, Becky."
He turned his face away. She bent timidly around till her breath stirred his curls and whispered, "I love
you!"
Then she sprang away and ran around and around the desks and benches, with Tom after her, and took refuge
in a corner at last, with her little white apron to her face. Tom clasped her about her neck and pleaded:
"Now, Becky, it's all done all over but the kiss. Don't you be afraid of that it ain't anything at all.
Please, Becky." And he tugged at her apron and the hands.
By and by she gave up, and let her hands drop; her face, all glowing with the struggle, came up and
submitted. Tom kissed the red lips and said:
"Now it's all done, Becky. And always after this, you know, you ain't ever to love anybody but me, and you
ain't ever to marry anybody but me, ever never and forever. Will you?"
"No, I'll never love anybody but you, Tom, and I'll never marry anybody but you and you ain't to ever
marry anybody but me, either."
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"Certainly. Of course. That's PART of it. And always coming to school or when we're going home, you're to
walk with me, when there ain't anybody looking and you choose me and I choose you at parties, because
that's the way you do when you're engaged."
"It's so nice. I never heard of it before."
"Oh, it's ever so gay! Why, me and Amy Lawrence "
The big eyes told Tom his blunder and he stopped, confused.
"Oh, Tom! Then I ain't the first you've ever been engaged to!"
The child began to cry. Tom said:
"Oh, don't cry, Becky, I don't care for her any more."
"Yes, you do, Tom you know you do."
Tom tried to put his arm about her neck, but she pushed him away and turned her face to the wall, and went
on crying. Tom tried again, with soothing words in his mouth, and was repulsed again. Then his pride was up,
and he strode away and went outside. He stood about, restless and uneasy, for a while, glancing at the door,
every now and then, hoping she would repent and come to find him. But she did not. Then he began to feel
badly and fear that he was in the wrong. It was a hard struggle with him to make new advances, now, but he
nerved himself to it and entered. She was still standing back there in the corner, sobbing, with her face to the
wall. Tom's heart smote him. He went to her and stood a moment, not knowing exactly how to proceed. Then
he said hesitatingly:
"Becky, I I don't care for anybody but you."
No reply but sobs.
"Becky" pleadingly. "Becky, won't you say something ?"
More sobs.
Tom got out his chiefest jewel, a brass knob from the top of an andiron, and passed it around her so that she
could see it, and said:
"Please, Becky, won't you take it?"
She struck it to the floor. Then Tom marched out of the house and over the hills and far away, to return to
school no more that day. Presently Becky began to suspect. She ran to the door; he was not in sight; she flew
around to the playyard; he was not there. Then she called:
"Tom! Come back, Tom!"
She listened intently, but there was no answer. She had no companions but silence and loneliness. So she sat
down to cry again and upbraid herself; and by this time the scholars began to gather again, and she had to
hide her griefs and still her broken heart and take up the cross of a long, dreary, aching afternoon, with none
among the strangers about her to exchange sorrows with.
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CHAPTER VIII
TOM dodged hither and thither through lanes until he was well out of the track of returning scholars, and
then fell into a moody jog. He crossed a small "branch" two or three times, because of a prevailing juvenile
superstition that to cross water baffled pursuit. Half an hour later he was disappearing behind the Douglas
mansion on the summit of Cardiff Hill, and the schoolhouse was hardly distinguishable away off in the
valley behind him. He entered a dense wood, picked his pathless way to the centre of it, and sat down on a
mossy spot under a spreading oak. There was not even a zephyr stirring; the dead noonday heat had even
stilled the songs of the birds; nature lay in a trance that was broken by no sound but the occasional faroff
hammering of a woodpecker, and this seemed to render the pervading silence and sense of loneliness the
more profound. The boy's soul was steeped in melancholy; his feelings were in happy accord with his
surroundings. He sat long with his elbows on his knees and his chin in his hands, meditating. It seemed to
him that life was but a trouble, at best, and he more than half envied Jimmy Hodges, so lately released; it
must be very peaceful, he thought, to lie and slumber and dream forever and ever, with the wind whispering
through the trees and caressing the grass and the flowers over the grave, and nothing to bother and grieve
about, ever any more. If he only had a clean Sundayschool record he could be willing to go, and be done
with it all. Now as to this girl. What had he done? Nothing. He had meant the best in the world, and been
treated like a dog like a very dog. She would be sorry some day maybe when it was too late. Ah, if he
could only die TEMPORARILY!
But the elastic heart of youth cannot be compressed into one constrained shape long at a time. Tom presently
began to drift insensibly back into the concerns of this life again. What if he turned his back, now, and
disappeared mysteriously? What if he went away ever so far away, into unknown countries beyond the
seas and never came back any more! How would she feel then! The idea of being a clown recurred to him
now, only to fill him with disgust. For frivolity and jokes and spotted tights were an offense, when they
intruded themselves upon a spirit that was exalted into the vague august realm of the romantic. No, he would
be a soldier, and return after long years, all warworn and illustrious. No better still, he would join the
Indians, and hunt buffaloes and go on the warpath in the mountain ranges and the trackless great plains of the
Far West, and away in the future come back a great chief, bristling with feathers, hideous with paint, and
prance into Sundayschool, some drowsy summer morning, with a bloodcurdling warwhoop, and sear the
eyeballs of all his companions with unappeasable envy. But no, there was something gaudier even than this.
He would be a pirate! That was it! NOW his future lay plain before him, and glowing with unimaginable
splendor. How his name would fill the world, and make people shudder! How gloriously he would go
plowing the dancing seas, in his long, low, blackhulled racer, the Spirit of the Storm, with his grisly flag
flying at the fore! And at the zenith of his fame, how he would suddenly appear at the old village and stalk
into church, brown and weatherbeaten, in his black velvet doublet and trunks, his great jackboots, his
crimson sash, his belt bristling with horsepistols, his crimerusted cutlass at his side, his slouch hat with
waving plumes, his black flag unfurled, with the skull and crossbones on it, and hear with swelling ecstasy
the whisperings, "It's Tom Sawyer the Pirate! the Black Avenger of the Spanish Main!"
Yes, it was settled; his career was determined. He would run away from home and enter upon it. He would
start the very next morning. Therefore he must now begin to get ready. He would collect his resources
together. He went to a rotten log near at hand and began to dig under one end of it with his Barlow knife. He
soon struck wood that sounded hollow. He put his hand there and uttered this incantation impressively:
"What hasn't come here, come! What's here, stay here!"
Then he scraped away the dirt, and exposed a pine shingle. He took it up and disclosed a shapely little
treasurehouse whose bottom and sides were of shingles. In it lay a marble. Tom's astonishment was
boundless ! He scratched his head with a perplexed air, and said:
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"Well, that beats anything!"
Then he tossed the marble away pettishly, and stood cogitating. The truth was, that a superstition of his had
failed, here, which he and all his comrades had always looked upon as infallible. If you buried a marble with
certain necessary incantations, and left it alone a fortnight, and then opened the place with the incantation he
had just used, you would find that all the marbles you had ever lost had gathered themselves together there,
meantime, no matter how widely they had been separated. But now, this thing had actually and
unquestionably failed. Tom's whole structure of faith was shaken to its foundations. He had many a time
heard of this thing succeeding but never of its failing before. It did not occur to him that he had tried it several
times before, himself, but could never find the hidingplaces afterward. He puzzled over the matter some
time, and finally decided that some witch had interfered and broken the charm. He thought he would satisfy
himself on that point; so he searched around till he found a small sandy spot with a little funnelshaped
depression in it. He laid himself down and put his mouth close to this depression and called
"Doodlebug, doodlebug, tell me what I want to know! Doodlebug, doodlebug, tell me what I want to
know!"
The sand began to work, and presently a small black bug appeared for a second and then darted under again
in a fright.
"He dasn't tell! So it WAS a witch that done it. I just knowed it."
He well knew the futility of trying to contend against witches, so he gave up discouraged. But it occurred to
him that he might as well have the marble he had just thrown away, and therefore he went and made a patient
search for it. But he could not find it. Now he went back to his treasurehouse and carefully placed himself
just as he had been standing when he tossed the marble away; then he took another marble from his pocket
and tossed it in the same way, saying:
"Brother, go find your brother!"
He watched where it stopped, and went there and looked. But it must have fallen short or gone too far; so he
tried twice more. The last repetition was successful. The two marbles lay within a foot of each other.
Just here the blast of a toy tin trumpet came faintly down the green aisles of the forest. Tom flung off his
jacket and trousers, turned a suspender into a belt, raked away some brush behind the rotten log, disclosing a
rude bow and arrow, a lath sword and a tin trumpet, and in a moment had seized these things and bounded
away, barelegged, with fluttering shirt. He presently halted under a great elm, blew an answering blast, and
then began to tiptoe and look warily out, this way and that. He said cautiously to an imaginary company:
"Hold, my merry men! Keep hid till I blow."
Now appeared Joe Harper, as airily clad and elaborately armed as Tom. Tom called:
"Hold! Who comes here into Sherwood Forest without my pass?"
"Guy of Guisborne wants no man's pass. Who art thou that that "
"Dares to hold such language," said Tom, prompting for they talked "by the book," from memory.
"Who art thou that dares to hold such language?"
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"I, indeed! I am Robin Hood, as thy caitiff carcase soon shall know."
"Then art thou indeed that famous outlaw? Right gladly will I dispute with thee the passes of the merry wood.
Have at thee!"
They took their lath swords, dumped their other traps on the ground, struck a fencing attitude, foot to foot,
and began a grave, careful combat, "two up and two down." Presently Tom said:
"Now, if you've got the hang, go it lively!"
So they "went it lively," panting and perspiring with the work. By and by Tom shouted:
"Fall! fall! Why don't you fall?"
"I sha'n't! Why don't you fall yourself? You're getting the worst of it."
"Why, that ain't anything. I can't fall; that ain't the way it is in the book. The book says, 'Then with one
backhanded stroke he slew poor Guy of Guisborne.' You're to turn around and let me hit you in the back."
There was no getting around the authorities, so Joe turned, received the whack and fell.
"Now," said Joe, getting up, "you got to let me kill YOU. That's fair."
"Why, I can't do that, it ain't in the book."
"Well, it's blamed mean that's all."
"Well, say, Joe, you can be Friar Tuck or Much the miller's son, and lam me with a quarterstaff; or I'll be the
Sheriff of Nottingham and you be Robin Hood a little while and kill me."
This was satisfactory, and so these adventures were carried out. Then Tom became Robin Hood again, and
was allowed by the treacherous nun to bleed his strength away through his neglected wound. And at last Joe,
representing a whole tribe of weeping outlaws, dragged him sadly forth, gave his bow into his feeble hands,
and Tom said, "Where this arrow falls, there bury poor Robin Hood under the greenwood tree." Then he shot
the arrow and fell back and would have died, but he lit on a nettle and sprang up too gaily for a corpse.
The boys dressed themselves, hid their accoutrements, and went off grieving that there were no outlaws any
more, and wondering what modern civilization could claim to have done to compensate for their loss. They
said they would rather be outlaws a year in Sherwood Forest than President of the United States forever.
CHAPTER IX
AT halfpast nine, that night, Tom and Sid were sent to bed, as usual. They said their prayers, and Sid was
soon asleep. Tom lay awake and waited, in restless impatience. When it seemed to him that it must be nearly
daylight, he heard the clock strike ten! This was despair. He would have tossed and fidgeted, as his nerves
demanded, but he was afraid he might wake Sid. So he lay still, and stared up into the dark. Everything was
dismally still. By and by, out of the stillness, little, scarcely preceptible noises began to emphasize
themselves. The ticking of the clock began to bring itself into notice. Old beams began to crack mysteriously.
The stairs creaked faintly. Evidently spirits were abroad. A measured, muffled snore issued from Aunt Polly's
chamber. And now the tiresome chirping of a cricket that no human ingenuity could locate, began. Next the
ghastly ticking of a deathwatch in the wall at the bed's head made Tom shudder it meant that somebody's
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days were numbered. Then the howl of a faroff dog rose on the night air, and was answered by a fainter
howl from a remoter distance. Tom was in an agony. At last he was satisfied that time had ceased and eternity
begun; he began to doze, in spite of himself; the clock chimed eleven, but he did not hear it. And then there
came, mingling with his halfformed dreams, a most melancholy caterwauling. The raising of a neighboring
window disturbed him. A cry of "Scat! you devil!" and the crash of an empty bottle against the back of his
aunt's woodshed brought him wide awake, and a single minute later he was dressed and out of the window
and creeping along the roof of the "ell" on all fours. He "meow'd" with caution once or twice, as he went;
then jumped to the roof of the woodshed and thence to the ground. Huckleberry Finn was there, with his dead
cat. The boys moved off and disappeared in the gloom. At the end of half an hour they were wading through
the tall grass of the graveyard.
It was a graveyard of the oldfashioned Western kind. It was on a hill, about a mile and a half from the
village. It had a crazy board fence around it, which leaned inward in places, and outward the rest of the time,
but stood upright nowhere. Grass and weeds grew rank over the whole cemetery. All the old graves were
sunken in, there was not a tombstone on the place; roundtopped, wormeaten boards staggered over the
graves, leaning for support and finding none. "Sacred to the memory of" SoandSo had been painted on
them once, but it could no longer have been read, on the most of them, now, even if there had been light.
A faint wind moaned through the trees, and Tom feared it might be the spirits of the dead, complaining at
being disturbed. The boys talked little, and only under their breath, for the time and the place and the
pervading solemnity and silence oppressed their spirits. They found the sharp new heap they were seeking,
and ensconced themselves within the protection of three great elms that grew in a bunch within a few feet of
the grave.
Then they waited in silence for what seemed a long time. The hooting of a distant owl was all the sound that
troubled the dead stillness. Tom's reflections grew oppressive. He must force some talk. So he said in a
whisper:
"Hucky, do you believe the dead people like it for us to be here?"
Huckleberry whispered:
"I wisht I knowed. It's awful solemn like, AIN'T it?"
"I bet it is."
There was a considerable pause, while the boys canvassed this matter inwardly. Then Tom whispered:
"Say, Hucky do you reckon Hoss Williams hears us talking?"
"O' course he does. Least his sperrit does."
Tom, after a pause:
"I wish I'd said Mister Williams. But I never meant any harm. Everybody calls him Hoss."
"A body can't be too partic'lar how they talk 'bout theseyer dead people, Tom."
This was a damper, and conversation died again.
Presently Tom seized his comrade's arm and said:
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"Sh!"
"What is it, Tom?" And the two clung together with beating hearts.
"Sh! There 'tis again! Didn't you hear it?"
"I "
"There! Now you hear it."
"Lord, Tom, they're coming! They're coming, sure. What'll we do?"
"I dono. Think they'll see us?"
"Oh, Tom, they can see in the dark, same as cats. I wisht I hadn't come."
"Oh, don't be afeard. I don't believe they'll bother us. We ain't doing any harm. If we keep perfectly still,
maybe they won't notice us at all."
"I'll try to, Tom, but, Lord, I'm all of a shiver."
"Listen!"
The boys bent their heads together and scarcely breathed. A muffled sound of voices floated up from the far
end of the graveyard.
"Look! See there!" whispered Tom. "What is it?"
"It's devilfire. Oh, Tom, this is awful."
Some vague figures approached through the gloom, swinging an oldfashioned tin lantern that freckled the
ground with innumerable little spangles of light. Presently Huckleberry whispered with a shudder:
"It's the devils sure enough. Three of 'em! Lordy, Tom, we're goners! Can you pray?"
"I'll try, but don't you be afeard. They ain't going to hurt us. 'Now I lay me down to sleep, I '"
"Sh!"
"What is it, Huck?"
"They're HUMANS! One of 'em is, anyway. One of 'em's old Muff Potter's voice."
"No 'tain't so, is it?"
"I bet I know it. Don't you stir nor budge. He ain't sharp enough to notice us. Drunk, the same as usual, likely
blamed old rip!"
"All right, I'll keep still. Now they're stuck. Can't find it. Here they come again. Now they're hot. Cold again.
Hot again. Red hot! They're p'inted right, this time. Say, Huck, I know another o' them voices; it's Injun Joe."
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"That's so that murderin' halfbreed! I'd druther they was devils a dern sight. What kin they be up to?"
The whisper died wholly out, now, for the three men had reached the grave and stood within a few feet of the
boys' hidingplace.
"Here it is," said the third voice; and the owner of it held the lantern up and revealed the face of young Doctor
Robinson.
Potter and Injun Joe were carrying a handbarrow with a rope and a couple of shovels on it. They cast down
their load and began to open the grave. The doctor put the lantern at the head of the grave and came and sat
down with his back against one of the elm trees. He was so close the boys could have touched him.
"Hurry, men!" he said, in a low voice; "the moon might come out at any moment."
They growled a response and went on digging. For some time there was no noise but the grating sound of the
spades discharging their freight of mould and gravel. It was very monotonous. Finally a spade struck upon the
coffin with a dull woody accent, and within another minute or two the men had hoisted it out on the ground.
They pried off the lid with their shovels, got out the body and dumped it rudely on the ground. The moon
drifted from behind the clouds and exposed the pallid face. The barrow was got ready and the corpse placed
on it, covered with a blanket, and bound to its place with the rope. Potter took out a large springknife and
cut off the dangling end of the rope and then said:
"Now the cussed thing's ready, Sawbones, and you'll just out with another five, or here she stays."
"That's the talk!" said Injun Joe.
"Look here, what does this mean?" said the doctor. "You required your pay in advance, and I've paid you."
"Yes, and you done more than that," said Injun Joe, approaching the doctor, who was now standing. "Five
years ago you drove me away from your father's kitchen one night, when I come to ask for something to eat,
and you said I warn't there for any good; and when I swore I'd get even with you if it took a hundred years,
your father had me jailed for a vagrant. Did you think I'd forget? The Injun blood ain't in me for nothing. And
now I've GOT you, and you got to SETTLE, you know!"
He was threatening the doctor, with his fist in his face, by this time. The doctor struck out suddenly and
stretched the ruffian on the ground. Potter dropped his knife, and exclaimed:
"Here, now, don't you hit my pard!" and the next moment he had grappled with the doctor and the two were
struggling with might and main, trampling the grass and tearing the ground with their heels. Injun Joe sprang
to his feet, his eyes flaming with passion, snatched up Potter's knife, and went creeping, catlike and stooping,
round and round about the combatants, seeking an opportunity. All at once the doctor flung himself free,
seized the heavy headboard of Williams' grave and felled Potter to the earth with it and in the same instant
the halfbreed saw his chance and drove the knife to the hilt in the young man's breast. He reeled and fell
partly upon Potter, flooding him with his blood, and in the same moment the clouds blotted out the dreadful
spectacle and the two frightened boys went speeding away in the dark.
Presently, when the moon emerged again, Injun Joe was standing over the two forms, contemplating them.
The doctor murmured inarticulately, gave a long gasp or two and was still. The halfbreed muttered:
"THAT score is settled damn you."
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Then he robbed the body. After which he put the fatal knife in Potter's open right hand, and sat down on the
dismantled coffin. Three four five minutes passed, and then Potter began to stir and moan. His hand
closed upon the knife; he raised it, glanced at it, and let it fall, with a shudder. Then he sat up, pushing the
body from him, and gazed at it, and then around him, confusedly. His eyes met Joe's.
"Lord, how is this, Joe?" he said.
"It's a dirty business," said Joe, without moving.
"What did you do it for?"
"I! I never done it!"
"Look here! That kind of talk won't wash."
Potter trembled and grew white.
"I thought I'd got sober. I'd no business to drink tonight. But it's in my head yet worse'n when we started
here. I'm all in a muddle; can't recollect anything of it, hardly. Tell me, Joe HONEST, now, old feller
did I do it? Joe, I never meant to 'pon my soul and honor, I never meant to, Joe. Tell me how it was, Joe.
Oh, it's awful and him so young and promising."
"Why, you two was scuffling, and he fetched you one with the headboard and you fell flat; and then up you
come, all reeling and staggering like, and snatched the knife and jammed it into him, just as he fetched you
another awful clip and here you've laid, as dead as a wedge til now."
"Oh, I didn't know what I was adoing. I wish I may die this minute if I did. It was all on account of the
whiskey and the excitement, I reckon. I never used a weepon in my life before, Joe. I've fought, but never
with weepons. They'll all say that. Joe, don't tell! Say you won't tell, Joe that's a good feller. I always liked
you, Joe, and stood up for you, too. Don't you remember? You WON'T tell, WILL you, Joe?" And the poor
creature dropped on his knees before the stolid murderer, and clasped his appealing hands.
"No, you've always been fair and square with me, Muff Potter, and I won't go back on you. There, now, that's
as fair as a man can say."
"Oh, Joe, you're an angel. I'll bless you for this the longest day I live." And Potter began to cry.
"Come, now, that's enough of that. This ain't any time for blubbering. You be off yonder way and I'll go this.
Move, now, and don't leave any tracks behind you."
Potter started on a trot that quickly increased to a run. The halfbreed stood looking after him. He muttered:
"If he's as much stunned with the lick and fuddled with the rum as he had the look of being, he won't think of
the knife till he's gone so far he'll be afraid to come back after it to such a place by himself
chickenheart!"
Two or three minutes later the murdered man, the blanketed corpse, the lidless coffin, and the open grave
were under no inspection but the moon's. The stillness was complete again, too.
CHAPTER X
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THE two boys flew on and on, toward the village, speechless with horror. They glanced backward over their
shoulders from time to time, apprehensively, as if they feared they might be followed. Every stump that
started up in their path seemed a man and an enemy, and made them catch their breath; and as they sped by
some outlying cottages that lay near the village, the barking of the aroused watchdogs seemed to give wings
to their feet.
"If we can only get to the old tannery before we break down!" whispered Tom, in short catches between
breaths. "I can't stand it much longer."
Huckleberry's hard pantings were his only reply, and the boys fixed their eyes on the goal of their hopes and
bent to their work to win it. They gained steadily on it, and at last, breast to breast, they burst through the
open door and fell grateful and exhausted in the sheltering shadows beyond. By and by their pulses slowed
down, and Tom whispered:
"Huckleberry, what do you reckon'll come of this?"
"If Doctor Robinson dies, I reckon hanging'll come of it."
"Do you though?"
"Why, I KNOW it, Tom."
Tom thought a while, then he said:
"Who'll tell? We?"
"What are you talking about? S'pose something happened and Injun Joe DIDN'T hang? Why, he'd kill us
some time or other, just as dead sure as we're a laying here."
"That's just what I was thinking to myself, Huck."
"If anybody tells, let Muff Potter do it, if he's fool enough. He's generally drunk enough."
Tom said nothing went on thinking. Presently he whispered:
"Huck, Muff Potter don't know it. How can he tell?"
"What's the reason he don't know it?"
"Because he'd just got that whack when Injun Joe done it. D'you reckon he could see anything? D'you reckon
he knowed anything?"
"By hokey, that's so, Tom!"
"And besides, lookahere maybe that whack done for HIM!"
"No, 'taint likely, Tom. He had liquor in him; I could see that; and besides, he always has. Well, when pap's
full, you might take and belt him over the head with a church and you couldn't phase him. He says so, his
own self. So it's the same with Muff Potter, of course. But if a man was dead sober, I reckon maybe that
whack might fetch him; I dono."
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After another reflective silence, Tom said:
"Hucky, you sure you can keep mum?"
"Tom, we GOT to keep mum. You know that. That Injun devil wouldn't make any more of drownding us
than a couple of cats, if we was to squeak 'bout this and they didn't hang him. Now, lookahere, Tom, less
take and swear to one another that's what we got to do swear to keep mum."
"I'm agreed. It's the best thing. Would you just hold hands and swear that we "
"Oh no, that wouldn't do for this. That's good enough for little rubbishy common things specially with
gals, cuz THEY go back on you anyway, and blab if they get in a huff but there orter be writing 'bout a
big thing like this. And blood."
Tom's whole being applauded this idea. It was deep, and dark, and awful; the hour, the circumstances, the
surroundings, were in keeping with it. He picked up a clean pine shingle that lay in the moonlight, took a
little fragment of "red keel" out of his pocket, got the moon on his work, and painfully scrawled these lines,
emphasizing each slow downstroke by clamping his tongue between his teeth, and letting up the pressure on
the upstrokes. [See next page.]
"Huck Finn and
Tom Sawyer swears
they will keep mum
about This and They
wish They may Drop
down dead in Their
Tracks if They ever
Tell and Rot.
Huckleberry was filled with admiration of Tom's facility in writing, and the sublimity of his language. He at
once took a pin from his lapel and was going to prick his flesh, but Tom said:
"Hold on! Don't do that. A pin's brass. It might have verdigrease on it."
"What's verdigrease?"
"It's p'ison. That's what it is. You just swaller some of it once you'll see."
So Tom unwound the thread from one of his needles, and each boy pricked the ball of his thumb and
squeezed out a drop of blood. In time, after many squeezes, Tom managed to sign his initials, using the ball
of his little finger for a pen. Then he showed Huckleberry how to make an H and an F, and the oath was
complete. They buried the shingle close to the wall, with some dismal ceremonies and incantations, and the
fetters that bound their tongues were considered to be locked and the key thrown away.
A figure crept stealthily through a break in the other end of the ruined building, now, but they did not notice
it.
"Tom," whispered Huckleberry, "does this keep us from EVER telling ALWAYS?"
"Of course it does. It don't make any difference WHAT happens, we got to keep mum. We'd drop down dead
don't YOU know that?"
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"Yes, I reckon that's so."
They continued to whisper for some little time. Presently a dog set up a long, lugubrious howl just outside
within ten feet of them. The boys clasped each other suddenly, in an agony of fright.
"Which of us does he mean?" gasped Huckleberry.
"I dono peep through the crack. Quick!"
"No, YOU, Tom!"
"I can't I can't DO it, Huck!"
"Please, Tom. There 'tis again!"
"Oh, lordy, I'm thankful!" whispered Tom. "I know his voice. It's Bull Harbison." *
[* If Mr. Harbison owned a slave named Bull, Tom would have spoken of him as "Harbison's Bull," but a son
or a dog of that name was "Bull Harbison."]
"Oh, that's good I tell you, Tom, I was most scared to death; I'd a bet anything it was a STRAY dog."
The dog howled again. The boys' hearts sank once more.
"Oh, my! that ain't no Bull Harbison!" whispered Huckleberry. "DO, Tom!"
Tom, quaking with fear, yielded, and put his eye to the crack. His whisper was hardly audible when he said:
"Oh, Huck, IT S A STRAY DOG!"
"Quick, Tom, quick! Who does he mean?"
"Huck, he must mean us both we're right together."
"Oh, Tom, I reckon we're goners. I reckon there ain't no mistake 'bout where I'LL go to. I been so wicked."
"Dad fetch it! This comes of playing hookey and doing everything a feller's told NOT to do. I might a been
good, like Sid, if I'd a tried but no, I wouldn't, of course. But if ever I get off this time, I lay I'll just
WALLER in Sundayschools!" And Tom began to snuffle a little.
"YOU bad!" and Huckleberry began to snuffle too. "Consound it, Tom Sawyer, you're just old pie, 'longside
o' what I am. Oh, LORDY, lordy, lordy, I wisht I only had half your chance."
Tom choked off and whispered:
"Look, Hucky, look! He's got his BACK to us!"
Hucky looked, with joy in his heart.
"Well, he has, by jingoes! Did he before?"
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"Yes, he did. But I, like a fool, never thought. Oh, this is bully, you know. NOW who can he mean?"
The howling stopped. Tom pricked up his ears.
"Sh! What's that?" he whispered.
"Sounds like like hogs grunting. No it's somebody snoring, Tom."
"That IS it! Where 'bouts is it, Huck?"
"I bleeve it's down at 'tother end. Sounds so, anyway. Pap used to sleep there, sometimes, 'long with the hogs,
but laws bless you, he just lifts things when HE snores. Besides, I reckon he ain't ever coming back to this
town any more."
The spirit of adventure rose in the boys' souls once more.
"Hucky, do you das't to go if I lead?"
"I don't like to, much. Tom, s'pose it's Injun Joe!"
Tom quailed. But presently the temptation rose up strong again and the boys agreed to try, with the
understanding that they would take to their heels if the snoring stopped. So they went tiptoeing stealthily
down, the one behind the other. When they had got to within five steps of the snorer, Tom stepped on a stick,
and it broke with a sharp snap. The man moaned, writhed a little, and his face came into the moonlight. It was
Muff Potter. The boys' hearts had stood still, and their hopes too, when the man moved, but their fears passed
away now. They tiptoed out, through the broken weatherboarding, and stopped at a little distance to
exchange a parting word. That long, lugubrious howl rose on the night air again! They turned and saw the
strange dog standing within a few feet of where Potter was lying, and FACING Potter, with his nose pointing
heavenward.
"Oh, geeminy, it's HIM!" exclaimed both boys, in a breath.
"Say, Tom they say a stray dog come howling around Johnny Miller's house, 'bout midnight, as much as
two weeks ago; and a whippoorwill come in and lit on the banisters and sung, the very same evening; and
there ain't anybody dead there yet."
"Well, I know that. And suppose there ain't. Didn't Gracie Miller fall in the kitchen fire and burn herself
terrible the very next Saturday?"
"Yes, but she ain't DEAD. And what's more, she's getting better, too."
"All right, you wait and see. She's a goner, just as dead sure as Muff Potter's a goner. That's what the niggers
say, and they know all about these kind of things, Huck."
Then they separated, cogitating. When Tom crept in at his bedroom window the night was almost spent. He
undressed with excessive caution, and fell asleep congratulating himself that nobody knew of his escapade.
He was not aware that the gentlysnoring Sid was awake, and had been so for an hour.
When Tom awoke, Sid was dressed and gone. There was a late look in the light, a late sense in the
atmosphere. He was startled. Why had he not been called persecuted till he was up, as usual? The thought
filled him with bodings. Within five minutes he was dressed and downstairs, feeling sore and drowsy. The
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family were still at table, but they had finished breakfast. There was no voice of rebuke; but there were
averted eyes; there was a silence and an air of solemnity that struck a chill to the culprit's heart. He sat down
and tried to seem gay, but it was uphill work; it roused no smile, no response, and he lapsed into silence and
let his heart sink down to the depths.
After breakfast his aunt took him aside, and Tom almost brightened in the hope that he was going to be
flogged; but it was not so. His aunt wept over him and asked him how he could go and break her old heart so;
and finally told him to go on, and ruin himself and bring her gray hairs with sorrow to the grave, for it was no
use for her to try any more. This was worse than a thousand whippings, and Tom's heart was sorer now than
his body. He cried, he pleaded for forgiveness, promised to reform over and over again, and then received his
dismissal, feeling that he had won but an imperfect forgiveness and established but a feeble confidence.
He left the presence too miserable to even feel revengeful toward Sid; and so the latter's prompt retreat
through the back gate was unnecessary. He moped to school gloomy and sad, and took his flogging, along
with Joe Harper, for playing hookey the day before, with the air of one whose heart was busy with heavier
woes and wholly dead to trifles. Then he betook himself to his seat, rested his elbows on his desk and his
jaws in his hands, and stared at the wall with the stony stare of suffering that has reached the limit and can no
further go. His elbow was pressing against some hard substance. After a long time he slowly and sadly
changed his position, and took up this object with a sigh. It was in a paper. He unrolled it. A long, lingering,
colossal sigh followed, and his heart broke. It was his brass andiron knob!
This final feather broke the camel's back.
CHAPTER XI
CLOSE upon the hour of noon the whole village was suddenly electrified with the ghastly news. No need of
the as yet undreamed of telegraph; the tale flew from man to man, from group to group, from house to
house, with little less than telegraphic speed. Of course the schoolmaster gave holiday for that afternoon; the
town would have thought strangely of him if he had not.
A gory knife had been found close to the murdered man, and it had been recognized by somebody as
belonging to Muff Potter so the story ran. And it was said that a belated citizen had come upon Potter
washing himself in the "branch" about one or two o'clock in the morning, and that Potter had at once sneaked
off suspicious circumstances, especially the washing which was not a habit with Potter. It was also said
that the town had been ransacked for this "murderer" (the public are not slow in the matter of sifting evidence
and arriving at a verdict), but that he could not be found. Horsemen had departed down all the roads in every
direction, and the Sheriff "was confident" that he would be captured before night.
All the town was drifting toward the graveyard. Tom's heartbreak vanished and he joined the procession, not
because he would not a thousand times rather go anywhere else, but because an awful, unaccountable
fascination drew him on. Arrived at the dreadful place, he wormed his small body through the crowd and saw
the dismal spectacle. It seemed to him an age since he was there before. Somebody pinched his arm. He
turned, and his eyes met Huckleberry' s. Then both looked elsewhere at once, and wondered if anybody had
noticed anything in their mutual glance. But everybody was talking, and intent upon the grisly spectacle
before them.
"Poor fellow!" "Poor young fellow!" "This ought to be a lesson to grave robbers!" "Muff Potter'll hang for
this if they catch him!" This was the drift of remark; and the minister said, "It was a judgment; His hand is
here."
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Now Tom shivered from head to heel; for his eye fell upon the stolid face of Injun Joe. At this moment the
crowd began to sway and struggle, and voices shouted, "It's him! it's him! he's coming himself!"
"Who? Who?" from twenty voices.
"Muff Potter!"
"Hallo, he's stopped! Look out, he's turning! Don't let him get away!"
People in the branches of the trees over Tom's head said he wasn't trying to get away he only looked
doubtful and perplexed.
"Infernal impudence!" said a bystander; "wanted to come and take a quiet look at his work, I reckon didn't
expect any company."
The crowd fell apart, now, and the Sheriff came through, ostentatiously leading Potter by the arm. The poor
fellow's face was haggard, and his eyes showed the fear that was upon him. When he stood before the
murdered man, he shook as with a palsy, and he put his face in his hands and burst into tears.
"I didn't do it, friends," he sobbed; "'pon my word and honor I never done it."
"Who's accused you?" shouted a voice.
This shot seemed to carry home. Potter lifted his face and looked around him with a pathetic hopelessness in
his eyes. He saw Injun Joe, and exclaimed:
"Oh, Injun Joe, you promised me you'd never "
"Is that your knife?" and it was thrust before him by the Sheriff.
Potter would have fallen if they had not caught him and eased him to the ground. Then he said:
"Something told me 't if I didn't come back and get " He shuddered; then waved his nerveless hand with a
vanquished gesture and said, "Tell 'em, Joe, tell 'em it ain't any use any more."
Then Huckleberry and Tom stood dumb and staring, and heard the stonyhearted liar reel off his serene
statement, they expecting every moment that the clear sky would deliver God's lightnings upon his head, and
wondering to see how long the stroke was delayed. And when he had finished and still stood alive and whole,
their wavering impulse to break their oath and save the poor betrayed prisoner's life faded and vanished away,
for plainly this miscreant had sold himself to Satan and it would be fatal to meddle with the property of such
a power as that.
"Why didn't you leave? What did you want to come here for?" somebody said.
"I couldn't help it I couldn't help it," Potter moaned. "I wanted to run away, but I couldn't seem to come
anywhere but here." And he fell to sobbing again.
Injun Joe repeated his statement, just as calmly, a few minutes afterward on the inquest, under oath; and the
boys, seeing that the lightnings were still withheld, were confirmed in their belief that Joe had sold himself to
the devil. He was now become, to them, the most balefully interesting object they had ever looked upon, and
they could not take their fascinated eyes from his face.
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They inwardly resolved to watch him nights, when opportunity should offer, in the hope of getting a glimpse
of his dread master.
Injun Joe helped to raise the body of the murdered man and put it in a wagon for removal; and it was
whispered through the shuddering crowd that the wound bled a little! The boys thought that this happy
circumstance would turn suspicion in the right direction; but they were disappointed, for more than one
villager remarked:
"It was within three feet of Muff Potter when it done it."
Tom's fearful secret and gnawing conscience disturbed his sleep for as much as a week after this; and at
breakfast one morning Sid said:
"Tom, you pitch around and talk in your sleep so much that you keep me awake half the time."
Tom blanched and dropped his eyes.
"It's a bad sign," said Aunt Polly, gravely. "What you got on your mind, Tom?"
"Nothing. Nothing 't I know of." But the boy's hand shook so that he spilled his coffee.
"And you do talk such stuff," Sid said. "Last night you said, 'It's blood, it's blood, that's what it is!' You said
that over and over. And you said, 'Don't torment me so I'll tell!' Tell WHAT? What is it you'll tell?"
Everything was swimming before Tom. There is no telling what might have happened, now, but luckily the
concern passed out of Aunt Polly's face and she came to Tom's relief without knowing it. She said:
"Sho! It's that dreadful murder. I dream about it most every night myself. Sometimes I dream it's me that
done it."
Mary said she had been affected much the same way. Sid seemed satisfied. Tom got out of the presence as
quick as he plausibly could, and after that he complained of toothache for a week, and tied up his jaws every
night. He never knew that Sid lay nightly watching, and frequently slipped the bandage free and then leaned
on his elbow listening a good while at a time, and afterward slipped the bandage back to its place again.
Tom's distress of mind wore off gradually and the toothache grew irksome and was discarded. If Sid really
managed to make anything out of Tom's disjointed mutterings, he kept it to himself.
It seemed to Tom that his schoolmates never would get done holding inquests on dead cats, and thus keeping
his trouble present to his mind. Sid noticed that Tom never was coroner at one of these inquiries, though it
had been his habit to take the lead in all new enterprises; he noticed, too, that Tom never acted as a witness
and that was strange; and Sid did not overlook the fact that Tom even showed a marked aversion to these
inquests, and always avoided them when he could. Sid marvelled, but said nothing. However, even inquests
went out of vogue at last, and ceased to torture Tom's conscience.
Every day or two, during this time of sorrow, Tom watched his opportunity and went to the little grated
jailwindow and smuggled such small comforts through to the "murderer" as he could get hold of. The jail
was a trifling little brick den that stood in a marsh at the edge of the village, and no guards were afforded for
it; indeed, it was seldom occupied. These offerings greatly helped to ease Tom's conscience.
The villagers had a strong desire to tarandfeather Injun Joe and ride him on a rail, for bodysnatching, but
so formidable was his character that nobody could be found who was willing to take the lead in the matter, so
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it was dropped. He had been careful to begin both of his inqueststatements with the fight, without
confessing the graverobbery that preceded it; therefore it was deemed wisest not to try the case in the courts
at present.
CHAPTER XII
ONE of the reasons why Tom's mind had drifted away from its secret troubles was, that it had found a new
and weighty matter to interest itself about. Becky Thatcher had stopped coming to school. Tom had struggled
with his pride a few days, and tried to "whistle her down the wind," but failed. He began to find himself
hanging around her father's house, nights, and feeling very miserable. She was ill. What if she should die!
There was distraction in the thought. He no longer took an interest in war, nor even in piracy. The charm of
life was gone; there was nothing but dreariness left. He put his hoop away, and his bat; there was no joy in
them any more. His aunt was concerned. She began to try all manner of remedies on him. She was one of
those people who are infatuated with patent medicines and all newfangled methods of producing health or
mending it. She was an inveterate experimenter in these things. When something fresh in this line came out
she was in a fever, right away, to try it; not on herself, for she was never ailing, but on anybody else that
came handy. She was a subscriber for all the "Health" periodicals and phrenological frauds; and the solemn
ignorance they were inflated with was breath to her nostrils. All the "rot" they contained about ventilation,
and how to go to bed, and how to get up, and what to eat, and what to drink, and how much exercise to take,
and what frame of mind to keep one's self in, and what sort of clothing to wear, was all gospel to her, and she
never observed that her healthjournals of the current month customarily upset everything they had
recommended the month before. She was as simplehearted and honest as the day was long, and so she was
an easy victim. She gathered together her quack periodicals and her quack medicines, and thus armed with
death, went about on her pale horse, metaphorically speaking, with "hell following after." But she never
suspected that she was not an angel of healing and the balm of Gilead in disguise, to the suffering neighbors.
The water treatment was new, now, and Tom's low condition was a windfall to her. She had him out at
daylight every morning, stood him up in the woodshed and drowned him with a deluge of cold water; then
she scrubbed him down with a towel like a file, and so brought him to; then she rolled him up in a wet sheet
and put him away under blankets till she sweated his soul clean and "the yellow stains of it came through his
pores" as Tom said.
Yet notwithstanding all this, the boy grew more and more melancholy and pale and dejected. She added hot
baths, sitz baths, shower baths, and plunges. The boy remained as dismal as a hearse. She began to assist the
water with a slim oatmeal diet and blisterplasters. She calculated his capacity as she would a jug's, and filled
him up every day with quack curealls.
Tom had become indifferent to persecution by this time. This phase filled the old lady's heart with
consternation. This indifference must be broken up at any cost. Now she heard of Painkiller for the first
time. She ordered a lot at once. She tasted it and was filled with gratitude. It was simply fire in a liquid form.
She dropped the water treatment and everything else, and pinned her faith to Painkiller. She gave Tom a
teaspoonful and watched with the deepest anxiety for the result. Her troubles were instantly at rest, her soul at
peace again; for the "indifference" was broken up. The boy could not have shown a wilder, heartier interest, if
she had built a fire under him.
Tom felt that it was time to wake up; this sort of life might be romantic enough, in his blighted condition, but
it was getting to have too little sentiment and too much distracting variety about it. So he thought over
various plans for relief, and finally hit pon that of professing to be fond of Painkiller. He asked for it so
often that he became a nuisance, and his aunt ended by telling him to help himself and quit bothering her. If it
had been Sid, she would have had no misgivings to alloy her delight; but since it was Tom, she watched the
bottle clandestinely. She found that the medicine did really diminish, but it did not occur to her that the boy
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was mending the health of a crack in the sittingroom floor with it.
One day Tom was in the act of dosing the crack when his aunt's yellow cat came along, purring, eying the
teaspoon avariciously, and begging for a taste. Tom said:
"Don't ask for it unless you want it, Peter."
But Peter signified that he did want it.
"You better make sure."
Peter was sure.
"Now you've asked for it, and I'll give it to you, because there ain't anything mean about me; but if you find
you don't like it, you mustn't blame anybody but your own self."
Peter was agreeable. So Tom pried his mouth open and poured down the Painkiller. Peter sprang a couple of
yards in the air, and then delivered a warwhoop and set off round and round the room, banging against
furniture, upsetting flowerpots, and making general havoc. Next he rose on his hind feet and pranced
around, in a frenzy of enjoyment, with his head over his shoulder and his voice proclaiming his unappeasable
happiness. Then he went tearing around the house again spreading chaos and destruction in his path. Aunt
Polly entered in time to see him throw a few double summersets, deliver a final mighty hurrah, and sail
through the open window, carrying the rest of the flowerpots with him. The old lady stood petrified with
astonishment, peering over her glasses; Tom lay on the floor expiring with laughter.
"Tom, what on earth ails that cat?"
"I don't know, aunt," gasped the boy.
"Why, I never see anything like it. What did make him act so?"
"Deed I don't know, Aunt Polly; cats always act so when they're having a good time."
"They do, do they?" There was something in the tone that made Tom apprehensive.
"Yes'm. That is, I believe they do."
"You DO?"
"Yes'm."
The old lady was bending down, Tom watching, with interest emphasized by anxiety. Too late he divined her
"drift." The handle of the telltale teaspoon was visible under the bedvalance. Aunt Polly took it, held it up.
Tom winced, and dropped his eyes. Aunt Polly raised him by the usual handle his ear and cracked his
head soundly with her thimble.
"Now, sir, what did you want to treat that poor dumb beast so, for?"
"I done it out of pity for him because he hadn't any aunt."
"Hadn't any aunt! you numskull. What has that got to do with it?"
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"Heaps. Because if he'd had one she'd a burnt him out herself! She'd a roasted his bowels out of him 'thout
any more feeling than if he was a human!"
Aunt Polly felt a sudden pang of remorse. This was putting the thing in a new light; what was cruelty to a cat
MIGHT be cruelty to a boy, too. She began to soften; she felt sorry. Her eyes watered a little, and she put her
hand on Tom's head and said gently:
"I was meaning for the best, Tom. And, Tom, it DID do you good."
Tom looked up in her face with just a perceptible twinkle peeping through his gravity.
"I know you was meaning for the best, aunty, and so was I with Peter. It done HIM good, too. I never see him
get around so since "
"Oh, go 'long with you, Tom, before you aggravate me again. And you try and see if you can't be a good boy,
for once, and you needn't take any more medicine."
Tom reached school ahead of time. It was noticed that this strange thing had been occurring every day
latterly. And now, as usual of late, he hung about the gate of the schoolyard instead of playing with his
comrades. He was sick, he said, and he looked it. He tried to seem to be looking everywhere but whither he
really was looking down the road. Presently Jeff Thatcher hove in sight, and Tom's face lighted; he gazed
a moment, and then turned sorrowfully away. When Jeff arrived, Tom accosted him; and "led up" warily to
opportunities for remark about Becky, but the giddy lad never could see the bait. Tom watched and watched,
hoping whenever a frisking frock came in sight, and hating the owner of it as soon as he saw she was not the
right one. At last frocks ceased to appear, and he dropped hopelessly into the dumps; he entered the empty
schoolhouse and sat down to suffer. Then one more frock passed in at the gate, and Tom's heart gave a great
bound. The next instant he was out, and "going on" like an Indian; yelling, laughing, chasing boys, jumping
over the fence at risk of life and limb, throwing handsprings, standing on his head doing all the heroic
things he could conceive of, and keeping a furtive eye out, all the while, to see if Becky Thatcher was
noticing. But she seemed to be unconscious of it all; she never looked. Could it be possible that she was not
aware that he was there? He carried his exploits to her immediate vicinity; came warwhooping around,
snatched a boy's cap, hurled it to the roof of the schoolhouse, broke through a group of boys, tumbling them
in every direction, and fell sprawling, himself, under Becky's nose, almost upsetting her and she turned,
with her nose in the air, and he heard her say: "Mf! some people think they're mighty smart always
showing off!"
Tom's cheeks burned. He gathered himself up and sneaked off, crushed and crestfallen.
CHAPTER XIII
TOM'S mind was made up now. He was gloomy and desperate. He was a forsaken, friendless boy, he said;
nobody loved him; when they found out what they had driven him to, perhaps they would be sorry; he had
tried to do right and get along, but they would not let him; since nothing would do them but to be rid of him,
let it be so; and let them blame HIM for the consequences why shouldn't they? What right had the
friendless to complain? Yes, they had forced him to it at last: he would lead a life of crime. There was no
choice.
By this time he was far down Meadow Lane, and the bell for school to "take up" tinkled faintly upon his ear.
He sobbed, now, to think he should never, never hear that old familiar sound any more it was very hard,
but it was forced on him; since he was driven out into the cold world, he must submit but he forgave them.
Then the sobs came thick and fast.
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Just at this point he met his soul's sworn comrade, Joe Harper hardeyed, and with evidently a great and
dismal purpose in his heart. Plainly here were "two souls with but a single thought." Tom, wiping his eyes
with his sleeve, began to blubber out something about a resolution to escape from hard usage and lack of
sympathy at home by roaming abroad into the great world never to return; and ended by hoping that Joe
would not forget him.
But it transpired that this was a request which Joe had just been going to make of Tom, and had come to hunt
him up for that purpose. His mother had whipped him for drinking some cream which he had never tasted and
knew nothing about; it was plain that she was tired of him and wished him to go; if she felt that way, there
was nothing for him to do but succumb; he hoped she would be happy, and never regret having driven her
poor boy out into the unfeeling world to suffer and die.
As the two boys walked sorrowing along, they made a new compact to stand by each other and be brothers
and never separate till death relieved them of their troubles. Then they began to lay their plans. Joe was for
being a hermit, and living on crusts in a remote cave, and dying, some time, of cold and want and grief; but
after listening to Tom, he conceded that there were some conspicuous advantages about a life of crime, and
so he consented to be a pirate.
Three miles below St. Petersburg, at a point where the Mississippi River was a trifle over a mile wide, there
was a long, narrow, wooded island, with a shallow bar at the head of it, and this offered well as a rendezvous.
It was not inhabited; it lay far over toward the further shore, abreast a dense and almost wholly unpeopled
forest. So Jackson's Island was chosen. Who were to be the subjects of their piracies was a matter that did not
occur to them. Then they hunted up Huckleberry Finn, and he joined them promptly, for all careers were one
to him; he was indifferent. They presently separated to meet at a lonely spot on the riverbank two miles
above the village at the favorite hour which was midnight. There was a small log raft there which they
meant to capture. Each would bring hooks and lines, and such provision as he could steal in the most dark
and mysterious way as became outlaws. And before the afternoon was done, they had all managed to
enjoy the sweet glory of spreading the fact that pretty soon the town would "hear something." All who got
this vague hint were cautioned to "be mum and wait."
About midnight Tom arrived with a boiled ham and a few trifles, and stopped in a dense undergrowth on a
small bluff overlooking the meetingplace. It was starlight, and very still. The mighty river lay like an ocean
at rest. Tom listened a moment, but no sound disturbed the quiet. Then he gave a low, distinct whistle. It was
answered from under the bluff. Tom whistled twice more; these signals were answered in the same way. Then
a guarded voice said:
"Who goes there?"
"Tom Sawyer, the Black Avenger of the Spanish Main. Name your names."
"Huck Finn the RedHanded, and Joe Harper the Terror of the Seas." Tom had furnished these titles, from his
favorite literature.
"'Tis well. Give the countersign."
Two hoarse whispers delivered the same awful word simultaneously to the brooding night:
"BLOOD!"
Then Tom tumbled his ham over the bluff and let himself down after it, tearing both skin and clothes to some
extent in the effort. There was an easy, comfortable path along the shore under the bluff, but it lacked the
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advantages of difficulty and danger so valued by a pirate.
The Terror of the Seas had brought a side of bacon, and had about worn himself out with getting it there. Finn
the RedHanded had stolen a skillet and a quantity of halfcured leaf tobacco, and had also brought a few
corncobs to make pipes with. But none of the pirates smoked or "chewed" but himself. The Black Avenger
of the Spanish Main said it would never do to start without some fire. That was a wise thought; matches were
hardly known there in that day. They saw a fire smouldering upon a great raft a hundred yards above, and
they went stealthily thither and helped themselves to a chunk. They made an imposing adventure of it, saying,
"Hist!" every now and then, and suddenly halting with finger on lip; moving with hands on imaginary
daggerhilts; and giving orders in dismal whispers that if "the foe" stirred, to "let him have it to the hilt,"
because "dead men tell no tales." They knew well enough that the raftsmen were all down at the village
laying in stores or having a spree, but still that was no excuse for their conducting this thing in an unpiratical
way.
They shoved off, presently, Tom in command, Huck at the after oar and Joe at the forward. Tom stood
amidships, gloomybrowed, and with folded arms, and gave his orders in a low, stern whisper:
"Luff, and bring her to the wind!"
"Ayeaye, sir!"
"Steady, steadyyyy!"
"Steady it is, sir!"
"Let her go off a point!"
"Point it is, sir!"
As the boys steadily and monotonously drove the raft toward midstream it was no doubt understood that
these orders were given only for "style," and were not intended to mean anything in particular.
"What sail's she carrying?"
"Courses, tops'ls, and flyingjib, sir."
"Send the r'yals up! Lay out aloft, there, half a dozen of ye foretopmaststuns'l! Lively, now!"
"Ayeaye, sir!"
"Shake out that maintogalans'l! Sheets and braces! NOW my hearties!"
"Ayeaye, sir!"
"Hellumalee hard a port! Stand by to meet her when she comes! Port, port! NOW, men! With a will!
Steadyyy!"
"Steady it is, sir!"
The raft drew beyond the middle of the river; the boys pointed her head right, and then lay on their oars. The
river was not high, so there was not more than a two or three mile current. Hardly a word was said during the
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next threequarters of an hour. Now the raft was passing before the distant town. Two or three glimmering
lights showed where it lay, peacefully sleeping, beyond the vague vast sweep of stargemmed water,
unconscious of the tremendous event that was happening. The Black Avenger stood still with folded arms,
"looking his last" upon the scene of his former joys and his later sufferings, and wishing "she" could see him
now, abroad on the wild sea, facing peril and death with dauntless heart, going to his doom with a grim smile
on his lips. It was but a small strain on his imagination to remove Jackson's Island beyond eyeshot of the
village, and so he "looked his last" with a broken and satisfied heart. The other pirates were looking their last,
too; and they all looked so long that they came near letting the current drift them out of the range of the
island. But they discovered the danger in time, and made shift to avert it. About two o'clock in the morning
the raft grounded on the bar two hundred yards above the head of the island, and they waded back and forth
until they had landed their freight. Part of the little raft's belongings consisted of an old sail, and this they
spread over a nook in the bushes for a tent to shelter their provisions; but they themselves would sleep in the
open air in good weather, as became outlaws.
They built a fire against the side of a great log twenty or thirty steps within the sombre depths of the forest,
and then cooked some bacon in the fryingpan for supper, and used up half of the corn "pone" stock they had
brought. It seemed glorious sport to be feasting in that wild, free way in the virgin forest of an unexplored
and uninhabited island, far from the haunts of men, and they said they never would return to civilization. The
climbing fire lit up their faces and threw its ruddy glare upon the pillared treetrunks of their forest temple,
and upon the varnished foliage and festooning vines.
When the last crisp slice of bacon was gone, and the last allowance of corn pone devoured, the boys stretched
themselves out on the grass, filled with contentment. They could have found a cooler place, but they would
not deny themselves such a romantic feature as the roasting campfire.
"AIN'T it gay?" said Joe.
"It's NUTS!" said Tom. "What would the boys say if they could see us?"
"Say? Well, they'd just die to be here hey, Hucky!"
"I reckon so," said Huckleberry; "anyways, I'm suited. I don't want nothing better'n this. I don't ever get
enough to eat, gen'ally and here they can't come and pick at a feller and bullyrag him so."
"It's just the life for me," said Tom. "You don't have to get up, mornings, and you don't have to go to school,
and wash, and all that blame foolishness. You see a pirate don't have to do ANYTHING, Joe, when he's
ashore, but a hermit HE has to be praying considerable, and then he don't have any fun, anyway, all by
himself that way."
"Oh yes, that's so," said Joe, "but I hadn't thought much about it, you know. I'd a good deal rather be a pirate,
now that I've tried it."
"You see," said Tom, "people don't go much on hermits, nowadays, like they used to in old times, but a
pirate's always respected. And a hermit's got to sleep on the hardest place he can find, and put sackcloth and
ashes on his head, and stand out in the rain, and "
"What does he put sackcloth and ashes on his head for?" inquired Huck.
"I dono. But they've GOT to do it. Hermits always do. You'd have to do that if you was a hermit."
"Dern'd if I would," said Huck.
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"Well, what would you do?"
"I dono. But I wouldn't do that."
"Why, Huck, you'd HAVE to. How'd you get around it?"
"Why, I just wouldn't stand it. I'd run away."
"Run away! Well, you WOULD be a nice old slouch of a hermit. You'd be a disgrace."
The RedHanded made no response, being better employed. He had finished gouging out a cob, and now he
fitted a weed stem to it, loaded it with tobacco, and was pressing a coal to the charge and blowing a cloud of
fragrant smoke he was in the full bloom of luxurious contentment. The other pirates envied him this
majestic vice, and secretly resolved to acquire it shortly. Presently Huck said:
"What does pirates have to do?"
Tom said:
"Oh, they have just a bully time take ships and burn them, and get the money and bury it in awful places
in their island where there's ghosts and things to watch it, and kill everybody in the ships make 'em walk a
plank."
"And they carry the women to the island," said Joe; "they don't kill the women."
"No," assented Tom, "they don't kill the women they're too noble. And the women's always beautiful, too.
"And don't they wear the bulliest clothes! Oh no! All gold and silver and di'monds," said Joe, with
enthusiasm.
"Who?" said Huck.
"Why, the pirates."
Huck scanned his own clothing forlornly.
"I reckon I ain't dressed fitten for a pirate," said he, with a regretful pathos in his voice; "but I ain't got none
but these."
But the other boys told him the fine clothes would come fast enough, after they should have begun their
adventures. They made him understand that his poor rags would do to begin with, though it was customary
for wealthy pirates to start with a proper wardrobe.
Gradually their talk died out and drowsiness began to steal upon the eyelids of the little waifs. The pipe
dropped from the fingers of the RedHanded, and he slept the sleep of the consciencefree and the weary.
The Terror of the Seas and the Black Avenger of the Spanish Main had more difficulty in getting to sleep.
They said their prayers inwardly, and lying down, since there was nobody there with authority to make them
kneel and recite aloud; in truth, they had a mind not to say them at all, but they were afraid to proceed to such
lengths as that, lest they might call down a sudden and special thunderbolt from heaven. Then at once they
reached and hovered upon the imminent verge of sleep but an intruder came, now, that would not "down."
It was conscience. They began to feel a vague fear that they had been doing wrong to run away; and next they
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thought of the stolen meat, and then the real torture came. They tried to argue it away by reminding
conscience that they had purloined sweetmeats and apples scores of times; but conscience was not to be
appeased by such thin plausibilities; it seemed to them, in the end, that there was no getting around the
stubborn fact that taking sweetmeats was only "hooking," while taking bacon and hams and such valuables
was plain simple stealing and there was a command against that in the Bible. So they inwardly resolved
that so long as they remained in the business, their piracies should not again be sullied with the crime of
stealing. Then conscience granted a truce, and these curiously inconsistent pirates fell peacefully to sleep.
CHAPTER XIV
WHEN Tom awoke in the morning, he wondered where he was. He sat up and rubbed his eyes and looked
around. Then he comprehended. It was the cool gray dawn, and there was a delicious sense of repose and
peace in the deep pervading calm and silence of the woods. Not a leaf stirred; not a sound obtruded upon
great Nature's meditation. Beaded dewdrops stood upon the leaves and grasses. A white layer of ashes
covered the fire, and a thin blue breath of smoke rose straight into the air. Joe and Huck still slept.
Now, far away in the woods a bird called; another answered; presently the hammering of a woodpecker was
heard. Gradually the cool dim gray of the morning whitened, and as gradually sounds multiplied and life
manifested itself. The marvel of Nature shaking off sleep and going to work unfolded itself to the musing
boy. A little green worm came crawling over a dewy leaf, lifting twothirds of his body into the air from time
to time and "sniffing around," then proceeding again for he was measuring, Tom said; and when the worm
approached him, of its own accord, he sat as still as a stone, with his hopes rising and falling, by turns, as the
creature still came toward him or seemed inclined to go elsewhere; and when at last it considered a painful
moment with its curved body in the air and then came decisively down upon Tom's leg and began a journey
over him, his whole heart was glad for that meant that he was going to have a new suit of clothes
without the shadow of a doubt a gaudy piratical uniform. Now a procession of ants appeared, from nowhere
in particular, and went about their labors; one struggled manfully by with a dead spider five times as big as
itself in its arms, and lugged it straight up a treetrunk. A brown spotted ladybug climbed the dizzy height
of a grass blade, and Tom bent down close to it and said, "Ladybug, ladybug, fly away home, your house
is on fire, your children's alone," and she took wing and went off to see about it which did not surprise the
boy, for he knew of old that this insect was credulous about conflagrations, and he had practised upon its
simplicity more than once. A tumblebug came next, heaving sturdily at its ball, and Tom touched the
creature, to see it shut its legs against its body and pretend to be dead. The birds were fairly rioting by this
time. A catbird, the Northern mocker, lit in a tree over Tom's head, and trilled out her imitations of her
neighbors in a rapture of enjoyment; then a shrill jay swept down, a flash of blue flame, and stopped on a
twig almost within the boy's reach, cocked his head to one side and eyed the strangers with a consuming
curiosity; a gray squirrel and a big fellow of the "fox" kind came skurrying along, sitting up at intervals to
inspect and chatter at the boys, for the wild things had probably never seen a human being before and
scarcely knew whether to be afraid or not. All Nature was wide awake and stirring, now; long lances of
sunlight pierced down through the dense foliage far and near, and a few butterflies came fluttering upon the
scene.
Tom stirred up the other pirates and they all clattered away with a shout, and in a minute or two were stripped
and chasing after and tumbling over each other in the shallow limpid water of the white sandbar. They felt no
longing for the little village sleeping in the distance beyond the majestic waste of water. A vagrant current or
a slight rise in the river had carried off their raft, but this only gratified them, since its going was something
like burning the bridge between them and civilization.
They came back to camp wonderfully refreshed, gladhearted, and ravenous; and they soon had the
campfire blazing up again. Huck found a spring of clear cold water close by, and the boys made cups of
broad oak or hickory leaves, and felt that water, sweetened with such a wildwood charm as that, would be a
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good enough substitute for coffee. While Joe was slicing bacon for breakfast, Tom and Huck asked him to
hold on a minute; they stepped to a promising nook in the riverbank and threw in their lines; almost
immediately they had reward. Joe had not had time to get impatient before they were back again with some
handsome bass, a couple of sunperch and a small catfish provisions enough for quite a family. They fried
the fish with the bacon, and were astonished; for no fish had ever seemed so delicious before. They did not
know that the quicker a freshwater fish is on the fire after he is caught the better he is; and they reflected
little upon what a sauce openair sleeping, openair exercise, bathing, and a large ingredient of hunger make,
too.
They lay around in the shade, after breakfast, while Huck had a smoke, and then went off through the woods
on an exploring expedition. They tramped gayly along, over decaying logs, through tangled underbrush,
among solemn monarchs of the forest, hung from their crowns to the ground with a drooping regalia of
grapevines. Now and then they came upon snug nooks carpeted with grass and jeweled with flowers.
They found plenty of things to be delighted with, but nothing to be astonished at. They discovered that the
island was about three miles long and a quarter of a mile wide, and that the shore it lay closest to was only
separated from it by a narrow channel hardly two hundred yards wide. They took a swim about every hour, so
it was close upon the middle of the afternoon when they got back to camp. They were too hungry to stop to
fish, but they fared sumptuously upon cold ham, and then threw themselves down in the shade to talk. But the
talk soon began to drag, and then died. The stillness, the solemnity that brooded in the woods, and the sense
of loneliness, began to tell upon the spirits of the boys. They fell to thinking. A sort of undefined longing
crept upon them. This took dim shape, presently it was budding homesickness. Even Finn the
RedHanded was dreaming of his doorsteps and empty hogsheads. But they were all ashamed of their
weakness, and none was brave enough to speak his thought.
For some time, now, the boys had been dully conscious of a peculiar sound in the distance, just as one
sometimes is of the ticking of a clock which he takes no distinct note of. But now this mysterious sound
became more pronounced, and forced a recognition. The boys started, glanced at each other, and then each
assumed a listening attitude. There was a long silence, profound and unbroken; then a deep, sullen boom
came floating down out of the distance.
"What is it!" exclaimed Joe, under his breath.
"I wonder," said Tom in a whisper.
"'Tain't thunder," said Huckleberry, in an awed tone, "becuz thunder "
"Hark!" said Tom. "Listen don't talk."
They waited a time that seemed an age, and then the same muffled boom troubled the solemn hush.
"Let's go and see."
They sprang to their feet and hurried to the shore toward the town. They parted the bushes on the bank and
peered out over the water. The little steam ferryboat was about a mile below the village, drifting with the
current. Her broad deck seemed crowded with people. There were a great many skiffs rowing about or
floating with the stream in the neighborhood of the ferryboat, but the boys could not determine what the men
in them were doing. Presently a great jet of white smoke burst from the ferryboat's side, and as it expanded
and rose in a lazy cloud, that same dull throb of sound was borne to the listeners again.
"I know now!" exclaimed Tom; "somebody's drownded!"
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"That's it!" said Huck; "they done that last summer, when Bill Turner got drownded; they shoot a cannon
over the water, and that makes him come up to the top. Yes, and they take loaves of bread and put quicksilver
in 'em and set 'em afloat, and wherever there's anybody that's drownded, they'll float right there and stop."
"Yes, I've heard about that," said Joe. "I wonder what makes the bread do that."
"Oh, it ain't the bread, so much," said Tom; "I reckon it's mostly what they SAY over it before they start it
out."
"But they don't say anything over it," said Huck. "I've seen 'em and they don't."
"Well, that's funny," said Tom. "But maybe they say it to themselves. Of COURSE they do. Anybody might
know that."
The other boys agreed that there was reason in what Tom said, because an ignorant lump of bread,
uninstructed by an incantation, could not be expected to act very intelligently when set upon an errand of
such gravity.
"By jings, I wish I was over there, now," said Joe.
"I do too" said Huck "I'd give heaps to know who it is."
The boys still listened and watched. Presently a revealing thought flashed through Tom's mind, and he
exclaimed:
"Boys, I know who's drownded it's us!"
They felt like heroes in an instant. Here was a gorgeous triumph; they were missed; they were mourned;
hearts were breaking on their account; tears were being shed; accusing memories of unkindness to these poor
lost lads were rising up, and unavailing regrets and remorse were being indulged; and best of all, the departed
were the talk of the whole town, and the envy of all the boys, as far as this dazzling notoriety was concerned.
This was fine. It was worth while to be a pirate, after all.
As twilight drew on, the ferryboat went back to her accustomed business and the skiffs disappeared. The
pirates returned to camp. They were jubilant with vanity over their new grandeur and the illustrious trouble
they were making. They caught fish, cooked supper and ate it, and then fell to guessing at what the village
was thinking and saying about them; and the pictures they drew of the public distress on their account were
gratifying to look upon from their point of view. But when the shadows of night closed them in, they
gradually ceased to talk, and sat gazing into the fire, with their minds evidently wandering elsewhere. The
excitement was gone, now, and Tom and Joe could not keep back thoughts of certain persons at home who
were not enjoying this fine frolic as much as they were. Misgivings came; they grew troubled and unhappy; a
sigh or two escaped, unawares. By and by Joe timidly ventured upon a roundabout "feeler" as to how the
others might look upon a return to civilization not right now, but
Tom withered him with derision! Huck, being uncommitted as yet, joined in with Tom, and the waverer
quickly "explained," and was glad to get out of the scrape with as little taint of chickenhearted
homesickness clinging to his garments as he could. Mutiny was effectually laid to rest for the moment.
As the night deepened, Huck began to nod, and presently to snore. Joe followed next. Tom lay upon his
elbow motionless, for some time, watching the two intently. At last he got up cautiously, on his knees, and
went searching among the grass and the flickering reflections flung by the campfire. He picked up and
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inspected several large semicylinders of the thin white bark of a sycamore, and finally chose two which
seemed to suit him. Then he knelt by the fire and painfully wrote something upon each of these with his "red
keel"; one he rolled up and put in his jacket pocket, and the other he put in Joe's hat and removed it to a little
distance from the owner. And he also put into the hat certain schoolboy treasures of almost inestimable value
among them a lump of chalk, an Indiarubber ball, three fishhooks, and one of that kind of marbles
known as a "sure 'nough crystal." Then he tiptoed his way cautiously among the trees till he felt that he was
out of hearing, and straightway broke into a keen run in the direction of the sandbar.
CHAPTER XV
A FEW minutes later Tom was in the shoal water of the bar, wading toward the Illinois shore. Before the
depth reached his middle he was halfway over; the current would permit no more wading, now, so he struck
out confidently to swim the remaining hundred yards. He swam quartering upstream, but still was swept
downward rather faster than he had expected. However, he reached the shore finally, and drifted along till he
found a low place and drew himself out. He put his hand on his jacket pocket, found his piece of bark safe,
and then struck through the woods, following the shore, with streaming garments. Shortly before ten o'clock
he came out into an open place opposite the village, and saw the ferryboat lying in the shadow of the trees
and the high bank. Everything was quiet under the blinking stars. He crept down the bank, watching with all
his eyes, slipped into the water, swam three or four strokes and climbed into the skiff that did "yawl" duty at
the boat's stern. He laid himself down under the thwarts and waited, panting.
Presently the cracked bell tapped and a voice gave the order to "cast off." A minute or two later the skiff's
head was standing high up, against the boat's swell, and the voyage was begun. Tom felt happy in his success,
for he knew it was the boat's last trip for the night. At the end of a long twelve or fifteen minutes the wheels
stopped, and Tom slipped overboard and swam ashore in the dusk, landing fifty yards downstream, out of
danger of possible stragglers.
He flew along unfrequented alleys, and shortly found himself at his aunt's back fence. He climbed over,
approached the "ell," and looked in at the sittingroom window, for a light was burning there. There sat Aunt
Polly, Sid, Mary, and Joe Harper's mother, grouped together, talking. They were by the bed, and the bed was
between them and the door. Tom went to the door and began to softly lift the latch; then he pressed gently
and the door yielded a crack; he continued pushing cautiously, and quaking every time it creaked, till he
judged he might squeeze through on his knees; so he put his head through and began, warily.
"What makes the candle blow so?" said Aunt Polly. Tom hurried up. "Why, that door's open, I believe. Why,
of course it is. No end of strange things now. Go 'long and shut it, Sid."
Tom disappeared under the bed just in time. He lay and "breathed" himself for a time, and then crept to where
he could almost touch his aunt's foot.
"But as I was saying," said Aunt Polly, "he warn't BAD, so to say only mischEEvous. Only just giddy,
and harumscarum, you know. He warn't any more responsible than a colt. HE never meant any harm, and he
was the besthearted boy that ever was" and she began to cry.
"It was just so with my Joe always full of his devilment, and up to every kind of mischief, but he was just
as unselfish and kind as he could be and laws bless me, to think I went and whipped him for taking that
cream, never once recollecting that I throwed it out myself because it was sour, and I never to see him again
in this world, never, never, never, poor abused boy!" And Mrs. Harper sobbed as if her heart would break.
"I hope Tom's better off where he is," said Sid, "but if he'd been better in some ways "
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"SID!" Tom felt the glare of the old lady's eye, though he could not see it. "Not a word against my Tom, now
that he's gone! God'll take care of HIM never you trouble YOURself, sir! Oh, Mrs. Harper, I don't know
how to give him up! I don't know how to give him up! He was such a comfort to me, although he tormented
my old heart out of me, 'most."
"The Lord giveth and the Lord hath taken away Blessed be the name of the Lord! But it's so hard Oh,
it's so hard! Only last Saturday my Joe busted a firecracker right under my nose and I knocked him sprawling.
Little did I know then, how soon Oh, if it was to do over again I'd hug him and bless him for it."
"Yes, yes, yes, I know just how you feel, Mrs. Harper, I know just exactly how you feel. No longer ago than
yesterday noon, my Tom took and filled the cat full of Painkiller, and I did think the cretur would tear the
house down. And God forgive me, I cracked Tom's head with my thimble, poor boy, poor dead boy. But he's
out of all his troubles now. And the last words I ever heard him say was to reproach "
But this memory was too much for the old lady, and she broke entirely down. Tom was snuffling, now,
himself and more in pity of himself than anybody else. He could hear Mary crying, and putting in a kindly
word for him from time to time. He began to have a nobler opinion of himself than ever before. Still, he was
sufficiently touched by his aunt's grief to long to rush out from under the bed and overwhelm her with joy
and the theatrical gorgeousness of the thing appealed strongly to his nature, too, but he resisted and lay still.
He went on listening, and gathered by odds and ends that it was conjectured at first that the boys had got
drowned while taking a swim; then the small raft had been missed; next, certain boys said the missing lads
had promised that the village should "hear something" soon; the wiseheads had "put this and that together"
and decided that the lads had gone off on that raft and would turn up at the next town below, presently; but
toward noon the raft had been found, lodged against the Missouri shore some five or six miles below the
village and then hope perished; they must be drowned, else hunger would have driven them home by
nightfall if not sooner. It was believed that the search for the bodies had been a fruitless effort merely because
the drowning must have occurred in midchannel, since the boys, being good swimmers, would otherwise
have escaped to shore. This was Wednesday night. If the bodies continued missing until Sunday, all hope
would be given over, and the funerals would be preached on that morning. Tom shuddered.
Mrs. Harper gave a sobbing goodnight and turned to go. Then with a mutual impulse the two bereaved
women flung themselves into each other's arms and had a good, consoling cry, and then parted. Aunt Polly
was tender far beyond her wont, in her goodnight to Sid and Mary. Sid snuffled a bit and Mary went off
crying with all her heart.
Aunt Polly knelt down and prayed for Tom so touchingly, so appealingly, and with such measureless love in
her words and her old trembling voice, that he was weltering in tears again, long before she was through.
He had to keep still long after she went to bed, for she kept making brokenhearted ejaculations from time to
time, tossing unrestfully, and turning over. But at last she was still, only moaning a little in her sleep. Now
the boy stole out, rose gradually by the bedside, shaded the candlelight with his hand, and stood regarding
her. His heart was full of pity for her. He took out his sycamore scroll and placed it by the candle. But
something occurred to him, and he lingered considering. His face lighted with a happy solution of his
thought; he put the bark hastily in his pocket. Then he bent over and kissed the faded lips, and straightway
made his stealthy exit, latching the door behind him.
He threaded his way back to the ferry landing, found nobody at large there, and walked boldly on board the
boat, for he knew she was tenantless except that there was a watchman, who always turned in and slept like a
graven image. He untied the skiff at the stern, slipped into it, and was soon rowing cautiously upstream.
When he had pulled a mile above the village, he started quartering across and bent himself stoutly to his
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work. He hit the landing on the other side neatly, for this was a familiar bit of work to him. He was moved to
capture the skiff, arguing that it might be considered a ship and therefore legitimate prey for a pirate, but he
knew a thorough search would be made for it and that might end in revelations. So he stepped ashore and
entered the woods.
He sat down and took a long rest, torturing himself meanwhile to keep awake, and then started warily down
the homestretch. The night was far spent. It was broad daylight before he found himself fairly abreast the
island bar. He rested again until the sun was well up and gilding the great river with its splendor, and then he
plunged into the stream. A little later he paused, dripping, upon the threshold of the camp, and heard Joe say:
"No, Tom's trueblue, Huck, and he'll come back. He won't desert. He knows that would be a disgrace to a
pirate, and Tom's too proud for that sort of thing. He's up to something or other. Now I wonder what?"
"Well, the things is ours, anyway, ain't they?"
Pretty near, but not yet, Huck. The writing says they are if he ain't back here to breakfast."
"Which he is!" exclaimed Tom, with fine dramatic effect, stepping grandly into camp.
A sumptuous breakfast of bacon and fish was shortly provided, and as the boys set to work upon it, Tom
recounted (and adorned) his adventures. They were a vain and boastful company of heroes when the tale was
done. Then Tom hid himself away in a shady nook to sleep till noon, and the other pirates got ready to fish
and explore.
CHAPTER XVI
AFTER dinner all the gang turned out to hunt for turtle eggs on the bar. They went about poking sticks into
the sand, and when they found a soft place they went down on their knees and dug with their hands.
Sometimes they would take fifty or sixty eggs out of one hole. They were perfectly round white things a trifle
smaller than an English walnut. They had a famous friedegg feast that night, and another on Friday
morning.
After breakfast they went whooping and prancing out on the bar, and chased each other round and round,
shedding clothes as they went, until they were naked, and then continued the frolic far away up the shoal
water of the bar, against the stiff current, which latter tripped their legs from under them from time to time
and greatly increased the fun. And now and then they stooped in a group and splashed water in each other's
faces with their palms, gradually approaching each other, with averted faces to avoid the strangling sprays,
and finally gripping and struggling till the best man ducked his neighbor, and then they all went under in a
tangle of white legs and arms and came up blowing, sputtering, laughing, and gasping for breath at one and
the same time.
When they were well exhausted, they would run out and sprawl on the dry, hot sand, and lie there and cover
themselves up with it, and by and by break for the water again and go through the original performance once
more. Finally it occurred to them that their naked skin represented fleshcolored "tights" very fairly; so they
drew a ring in the sand and had a circus with three clowns in it, for none would yield this proudest post to
his neighbor.
Next they got their marbles and played "knucks" and "ringtaw" and "keeps" till that amusement grew stale.
Then Joe and Huck had another swim, but Tom would not venture, because he found that in kicking off his
trousers he had kicked his string of rattlesnake rattles off his ankle, and he wondered how he had escaped
cramp so long without the protection of this mysterious charm. He did not venture again until he had found it,
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and by that time the other boys were tired and ready to rest. They gradually wandered apart, dropped into the
"dumps," and fell to gazing longingly across the wide river to where the village lay drowsing in the sun. Tom
found himself writing "BECKY" in the sand with his big toe; he scratched it out, and was angry with himself
for his weakness. But he wrote it again, nevertheless; he could not help it. He erased it once more and then
took himself out of temptation by driving the other boys together and joining them.
But Joe's spirits had gone down almost beyond resurrection. He was so homesick that he could hardly endure
the misery of it. The tears lay very near the surface. Huck was melancholy, too. Tom was downhearted, but
tried hard not to show it. He had a secret which he was not ready to tell, yet, but if this mutinous depression
was not broken up soon, he would have to bring it out. He said, with a great show of cheerfulness:
"I bet there's been pirates on this island before, boys. We'll explore it again. They've hid treasures here
somewhere. How'd you feel to light on a rotten chest full of gold and silver hey?"
But it roused only faint enthusiasm, which faded out, with no reply. Tom tried one or two other seductions;
but they failed, too. It was discouraging work. Joe sat poking up the sand with a stick and looking very
gloomy. Finally he said:
"Oh, boys, let's give it up. I want to go home. It's so lonesome."
"Oh no, Joe, you'll feel better by and by," said Tom. "Just think of the fishing that's here."
"I don't care for fishing. I want to go home."
"But, Joe, there ain't such another swimmingplace anywhere."
"Swimming's no good. I don't seem to care for it, somehow, when there ain't anybody to say I sha'n't go in. I
mean to go home."
"Oh, shucks! Baby! You want to see your mother, I reckon."
"Yes, I DO want to see my mother and you would, too, if you had one. I ain't any more baby than you
are." And Joe snuffled a little.
"Well, we'll let the crybaby go home to his mother, won't we, Huck? Poor thing does it want to see its
mother? And so it shall. You like it here, don't you, Huck? We'll stay, won't we?"
Huck said, "Yes" without any heart in it.
"I'll never speak to you again as long as I live," said Joe, rising. "There now!" And he moved moodily away
and began to dress himself.
"Who cares!" said Tom. "Nobody wants you to. Go 'long home and get laughed at. Oh, you're a nice pirate.
Huck and me ain't crybabies. We'll stay, won't we, Huck? Let him go if he wants to. I reckon we can get
along without him, per'aps."
But Tom was uneasy, nevertheless, and was alarmed to see Joe go sullenly on with his dressing. And then it
was discomforting to see Huck eying Joe's preparations so wistfully, and keeping up such an ominous silence.
Presently, without a parting word, Joe began to wade off toward the Illinois shore. Tom's heart began to sink.
He glanced at Huck. Huck could not bear the look, and dropped his eyes. Then he said:
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"I want to go, too, Tom. It was getting so lonesome anyway, and now it'll be worse. Let's us go, too, Tom."
"I won't! You can all go, if you want to. I mean to stay."
"Tom, I better go."
"Well, go 'long who's hendering you."
Huck began to pick up his scattered clothes. He said:
"Tom, I wisht you'd come, too. Now you think it over. We'll wait for you when we get to shore."
"Well, you'll wait a blame long time, that's all."
Huck started sorrowfully away, and Tom stood looking after him, with a strong desire tugging at his heart to
yield his pride and go along too. He hoped the boys would stop, but they still waded slowly on. It suddenly
dawned on Tom that it was become very lonely and still. He made one final struggle with his pride, and then
darted after his comrades, yelling:
"Wait! Wait! I want to tell you something!"
They presently stopped and turned around. When he got to where they were, he began unfolding his secret,
and they listened moodily till at last they saw the "point" he was driving at, and then they set up a
warwhoop of applause and said it was "splendid !" and said if he had told them at first, they wouldn't have
started away. He made a plausible excuse; but his real reason had been the fear that not even the secret would
keep them with him any very great length of time, and so he had meant to hold it in reserve as a last
seduction.
The lads came gayly back and went at their sports again with a will, chattering all the time about Tom's
stupendous plan and admiring the genius of it. After a dainty egg and fish dinner, Tom said he wanted to
learn to smoke, now. Joe caught at the idea and said he would like to try, too. So Huck made pipes and filled
them. These novices had never smoked anything before but cigars made of grapevine, and they "bit" the
tongue, and were not considered manly anyway.
Now they stretched themselves out on their elbows and began to puff, charily, and with slender confidence.
The smoke had an unpleasant taste, and they gagged a little, but Tom said:
"Why, it's just as easy! If I'd a knowed this was all, I'd a learnt long ago."
"So would I," said Joe. "It's just nothing."
"Why, many a time I've looked at people smoking, and thought well I wish I could do that; but I never
thought I could," said Tom.
"That's just the way with me, hain't it, Huck? You've heard me talk just that way haven't you, Huck? I'll
leave it to Huck if I haven't."
"Yes heaps of times," said Huck.
"Well, I have too," said Tom; "oh, hundreds of times. Once down by the slaughterhouse. Don't you
remember, Huck? Bob Tanner was there, and Johnny Miller, and Jeff Thatcher, when I said it. Don't you
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remember, Huck, 'bout me saying that?"
"Yes, that's so," said Huck. "That was the day after I lost a white alley. No, 'twas the day before."
"There I told you so," said Tom. "Huck recollects it."
"I bleeve I could smoke this pipe all day," said Joe. "I don't feel sick."
"Neither do I," said Tom. "I could smoke it all day. But I bet you Jeff Thatcher couldn't."
"Jeff Thatcher! Why, he'd keel over just with two draws. Just let him try it once. HE'D see!"
"I bet he would. And Johnny Miller I wish could see Johnny Miller tackle it once."
"Oh, don't I!" said Joe. "Why, I bet you Johnny Miller couldn't any more do this than nothing. Just one little
snifter would fetch HIM."
"'Deed it would, Joe. Say I wish the boys could see us now."
"So do I."
"Say boys, don't say anything about it, and some time when they're around, I'll come up to you and say,
'Joe, got a pipe? I want a smoke.' And you'll say, kind of careless like, as if it warn't anything, you'll say, 'Yes,
I got my OLD pipe, and another one, but my tobacker ain't very good.' And I'll say, 'Oh, that's all right, if it's
STRONG enough.' And then you'll out with the pipes, and we'll light up just as ca'm, and then just see 'em
look!"
"By jings, that'll be gay, Tom! I wish it was NOW!"
"So do I! And when we tell 'em we learned when we was off pirating, won't they wish they'd been along?"
"Oh, I reckon not! I'll just BET they will!"
So the talk ran on. But presently it began to flag a trifle, and grow disjointed. The silences widened; the
expectoration marvellously increased. Every pore inside the boys' cheeks became a spouting fountain; they
could scarcely bail out the cellars under their tongues fast enough to prevent an inundation; little
overflowings down their throats occurred in spite of all they could do, and sudden retchings followed every
time. Both boys were looking very pale and miserable, now. Joe's pipe dropped from his nerveless fingers.
Tom's followed. Both fountains were going furiously and both pumps bailing with might and main. Joe said
feebly:
"I've lost my knife. I reckon I better go and find it."
Tom said, with quivering lips and halting utterance:
"I'll help you. You go over that way and I'll hunt around by the spring. No, you needn't come, Huck we
can find it."
So Huck sat down again, and waited an hour. Then he found it lonesome, and went to find his comrades.
They were wide apart in the woods, both very pale, both fast asleep. But something informed him that if they
had had any trouble they had got rid of it.
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They were not talkative at supper that night. They had a humble look, and when Huck prepared his pipe after
the meal and was going to prepare theirs, they said no, they were not feeling very well something they ate
at dinner had disagreed with them.
About midnight Joe awoke, and called the boys. There was a brooding oppressiveness in the air that seemed
to bode something. The boys huddled themselves together and sought the friendly companionship of the fire,
though the dull dead heat of the breathless atmosphere was stifling. They sat still, intent and waiting. The
solemn hush continued. Beyond the light of the fire everything was swallowed up in the blackness of
darkness. Presently there came a quivering glow that vaguely revealed the foliage for a moment and then
vanished. By and by another came, a little stronger. Then another. Then a faint moan came sighing through
the branches of the forest and the boys felt a fleeting breath upon their cheeks, and shuddered with the fancy
that the Spirit of the Night had gone by. There was a pause. Now a weird flash turned night into day and
showed every little grassblade, separate and distinct, that grew about their feet. And it showed three white,
startled faces, too. A deep peal of thunder went rolling and tumbling down the heavens and lost itself in
sullen rumblings in the distance. A sweep of chilly air passed by, rustling all the leaves and snowing the flaky
ashes broadcast about the fire. Another fierce glare lit up the forest and an instant crash followed that seemed
to rend the treetops right over the boys' heads. They clung together in terror, in the thick gloom that
followed. A few big raindrops fell pattering upon the leaves.
"Quick! boys, go for the tent!" exclaimed Tom.
They sprang away, stumbling over roots and among vines in the dark, no two plunging in the same direction.
A furious blast roared through the trees, making everything sing as it went. One blinding flash after another
came, and peal on peal of deafening thunder. And now a drenching rain poured down and the rising hurricane
drove it in sheets along the ground. The boys cried out to each other, but the roaring wind and the booming
thunderblasts drowned their voices utterly. However, one by one they straggled in at last and took shelter
under the tent, cold, scared, and streaming with water; but to have company in misery seemed something to
be grateful for. They could not talk, the old sail flapped so furiously, even if the other noises would have
allowed them. The tempest rose higher and higher, and presently the sail tore loose from its fastenings and
went winging away on the blast. The boys seized each others' hands and fled, with many tumblings and
bruises, to the shelter of a great oak that stood upon the riverbank. Now the battle was at its highest. Under
the ceaseless conflagration of lightning that flamed in the skies, everything below stood out in cleancut and
shadowless distinctness: the bending trees, the billowy river, white with foam, the driving spray of
spumeflakes, the dim outlines of the high bluffs on the other side, glimpsed through the drifting cloudrack
and the slanting veil of rain. Every little while some giant tree yielded the fight and fell crashing through the
younger growth; and the unflagging thunderpeals came now in earsplitting explosive bursts, keen and sharp,
and unspeakably appalling. The storm culminated in one matchless effort that seemed likely to tear the island
to pieces, burn it up, drown it to the treetops, blow it away, and deafen every creature in it, all at one and the
same moment. It was a wild night for homeless young heads to be out in.
But at last the battle was done, and the forces retired with weaker and weaker threatenings and grumblings,
and peace resumed her sway. The boys went back to camp, a good deal awed; but they found there was still
something to be thankful for, because the great sycamore, the shelter of their beds, was a ruin, now, blasted
by the lightnings, and they were not under it when the catastrophe happened.
Everything in camp was drenched, the campfire as well; for they were but heedless lads, like their
generation, and had made no provision against rain. Here was matter for dismay, for they were soaked
through and chilled. They were eloquent in their distress; but they presently discovered that the fire had eaten
so far up under the great log it had been built against (where it curved upward and separated itself from the
ground), that a handbreadth or so of it had escaped wetting; so they patiently wrought until, with shreds and
bark gathered from the under sides of sheltered logs, they coaxed the fire to burn again. Then they piled on
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great dead boughs till they had a roaring furnace, and were gladhearted once more. They dried their boiled
ham and had a feast, and after that they sat by the fire and expanded and glorified their midnight adventure
until morning, for there was not a dry spot to sleep on, anywhere around.
As the sun began to steal in upon the boys, drowsiness came over them, and they went out on the sandbar and
lay down to sleep. They got scorched out by and by, and drearily set about getting breakfast. After the meal
they felt rusty, and stiffjointed, and a little homesick once more. Tom saw the signs, and fell to cheering up
the pirates as well as he could. But they cared nothing for marbles, or circus, or swimming, or anything. He
reminded them of the imposing secret, and raised a ray of cheer. While it lasted, he got them interested in a
new device. This was to knock off being pirates, for a while, and be Indians for a change. They were attracted
by this idea; so it was not long before they were stripped, and striped from head to heel with black mud, like
so many zebras all of them chiefs, of course and then they went tearing through the woods to attack an
English settlement.
By and by they separated into three hostile tribes, and darted upon each other from ambush with dreadful
warwhoops, and killed and scalped each other by thousands. It was a gory day. Consequently it was an
extremely satisfactory one.
They assembled in camp toward suppertime, hungry and happy; but now a difficulty arose hostile
Indians could not break the bread of hospitality together without first making peace, and this was a simple
impossibility without smoking a pipe of peace. There was no other process that ever they had heard of. Two
of the savages almost wished they had remained pirates. However, there was no other way; so with such
show of cheerfulness as they could muster they called for the pipe and took their whiff as it passed, in due
form.
And behold, they were glad they had gone into savagery, for they had gained something; they found that they
could now smoke a little without having to go and hunt for a lost knife; they did not get sick enough to be
seriously uncomfortable. They were not likely to fool away this high promise for lack of effort. No, they
practised cautiously, after supper, with right fair success, and so they spent a jubilant evening. They were
prouder and happier in their new acquirement than they would have been in the scalping and skinning of the
Six Nations. We will leave them to smoke and chatter and brag, since we have no further use for them at
present.
CHAPTER XVII
BUT there was no hilarity in the little town that same tranquil Saturday afternoon. The Harpers, and Aunt
Polly's family, were being put into mourning, with great grief and many tears. An unusual quiet possessed the
village, although it was ordinarily quiet enough, in all conscience. The villagers conducted their concerns
with an absent air, and talked little; but they sighed often. The Saturday holiday seemed a burden to the
children. They had no heart in their sports, and gradually gave them up.
In the afternoon Becky Thatcher found herself moping about the deserted schoolhouse yard, and feeling very
melancholy. But she found nothing there to comfort her. She soliloquized:
"Oh, if I only had a brass andironknob again! But I haven't got anything now to remember him by." And she
choked back a little sob.
Presently she stopped, and said to herself:
"It was right here. Oh, if it was to do over again, I wouldn't say that I wouldn't say it for the whole world.
But he's gone now; I'll never, never, never see him any more."
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This thought broke her down, and she wandered away, with tears rolling down her cheeks. Then quite a group
of boys and girls playmates of Tom's and Joe's came by, and stood looking over the paling fence and
talking in reverent tones of how Tom did soandso the last time they saw him, and how Joe said this and
that small trifle (pregnant with awful prophecy, as they could easily see now!) and each speaker pointed
out the exact spot where the lost lads stood at the time, and then added something like "and I was astanding
just so just as I am now, and as if you was him I was as close as that and he smiled, just this way
and then something seemed to go all over me, like awful, you know and I never thought what it
meant, of course, but I can see now!"
Then there was a dispute about who saw the dead boys last in life, and many claimed that dismal distinction,
and offered evidences, more or less tampered with by the witness; and when it was ultimately decided who
DID see the departed last, and exchanged the last words with them, the lucky parties took upon themselves a
sort of sacred importance, and were gaped at and envied by all the rest. One poor chap, who had no other
grandeur to offer, said with tolerably manifest pride in the remembrance:
"Well, Tom Sawyer he licked me once."
But that bid for glory was a failure. Most of the boys could say that, and so that cheapened the distinction too
much. The group loitered away, still recalling memories of the lost heroes, in awed voices.
When the Sundayschool hour was finished, the next morning, the bell began to toll, instead of ringing in the
usual way. It was a very still Sabbath, and the mournful sound seemed in keeping with the musing hush that
lay upon nature. The villagers began to gather, loitering a moment in the vestibule to converse in whispers
about the sad event. But there was no whispering in the house; only the funereal rustling of dresses as the
women gathered to their seats disturbed the silence there. None could remember when the little church had
been so full before. There was finally a waiting pause, an expectant dumbness, and then Aunt Polly entered,
followed by Sid and Mary, and they by the Harper family, all in deep black, and the whole congregation, the
old minister as well, rose reverently and stood until the mourners were seated in the front pew. There was
another communing silence, broken at intervals by muffled sobs, and then the minister spread his hands
abroad and prayed. A moving hymn was sung, and the text followed: "I am the Resurrection and the Life."
As the service proceeded, the clergyman drew such pictures of the graces, the winning ways, and the rare
promise of the lost lads that every soul there, thinking he recognized these pictures, felt a pang in
remembering that he had persistently blinded himself to them always before, and had as persistently seen
only faults and flaws in the poor boys. The minister related many a touching incident in the lives of the
departed, too, which illustrated their sweet, generous natures, and the people could easily see, now, how
noble and beautiful those episodes were, and remembered with grief that at the time they occurred they had
seemed rank rascalities, well deserving of the cowhide. The congregation became more and more moved, as
the pathetic tale went on, till at last the whole company broke down and joined the weeping mourners in a
chorus of anguished sobs, the preacher himself giving way to his feelings, and crying in the pulpit.
There was a rustle in the gallery, which nobody noticed; a moment later the church door creaked; the minister
raised his streaming eyes above his handkerchief, and stood transfixed! First one and then another pair of
eyes followed the minister's, and then almost with one impulse the congregation rose and stared while the
three dead boys came marching up the aisle, Tom in the lead, Joe next, and Huck, a ruin of drooping rags,
sneaking sheepishly in the rear! They had been hid in the unused gallery listening to their own funeral
sermon!
Aunt Polly, Mary, and the Harpers threw themselves upon their restored ones, smothered them with kisses
and poured out thanksgivings, while poor Huck stood abashed and uncomfortable, not knowing exactly what
to do or where to hide from so many unwelcoming eyes. He wavered, and started to slink away, but Tom
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seized him and said:
"Aunt Polly, it ain't fair. Somebody's got to be glad to see Huck."
"And so they shall. I'm glad to see him, poor motherless thing!" And the loving attentions Aunt Polly
lavished upon him were the one thing capable of making him more uncomfortable than he was before.
Suddenly the minister shouted at the top of his voice: "Praise God from whom all blessings flow SING!
and put your hearts in it!"
And they did. Old Hundred swelled up with a triumphant burst, and while it shook the rafters Tom Sawyer
the Pirate looked around upon the envying juveniles about him and confessed in his heart that this was the
proudest moment of his life.
As the "sold" congregation trooped out they said they would almost be willing to be made ridiculous again to
hear Old Hundred sung like that once more.
Tom got more cuffs and kisses that day according to Aunt Polly's varying moods than he had earned
before in a year; and he hardly knew which expressed the most gratefulness to God and affection for himself.
CHAPTER XVIII
THAT was Tom's great secret the scheme to return home with his brother pirates and attend their own
funerals. They had paddled over to the Missouri shore on a log, at dusk on Saturday, landing five or six miles
below the village; they had slept in the woods at the edge of the town till nearly daylight, and had then crept
through back lanes and alleys and finished their sleep in the gallery of the church among a chaos of invalided
benches.
At breakfast, Monday morning, Aunt Polly and Mary were very loving to Tom, and very attentive to his
wants. There was an unusual amount of talk. In the course of it Aunt Polly said:
"Well, I don't say it wasn't a fine joke, Tom, to keep everybody suffering 'most a week so you boys had a
good time, but it is a pity you could be so hardhearted as to let me suffer so. If you could come over on a log
to go to your funeral, you could have come over and give me a hint some way that you warn't dead, but only
run off."
"Yes, you could have done that, Tom," said Mary; "and I believe you would if you had thought of it."
"Would you, Tom?" said Aunt Polly, her face lighting wistfully. "Say, now, would you, if you'd thought of
it?"
"I well, I don't know. 'Twould 'a' spoiled everything."
"Tom, I hoped you loved me that much," said Aunt Polly, with a grieved tone that discomforted the boy. "It
would have been something if you'd cared enough to THINK of it, even if you didn't DO it."
"Now, auntie, that ain't any harm," pleaded Mary; "it's only Tom's giddy way he is always in such a rush
that he never thinks of anything."
"More's the pity. Sid would have thought. And Sid would have come and DONE it, too. Tom, you'll look
back, some day, when it's too late, and wish you'd cared a little more for me when it would have cost you so
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little."
"Now, auntie, you know I do care for you," said Tom.
"I'd know it better if you acted more like it."
"I wish now I'd thought," said Tom, with a repentant tone; "but I dreamt about you, anyway. That's
something, ain't it?"
"It ain't much a cat does that much but it's better than nothing. What did you dream?"
"Why, Wednesday night I dreamt that you was sitting over there by the bed, and Sid was sitting by the
woodbox, and Mary next to him."
"Well, so we did. So we always do. I'm glad your dreams could take even that much trouble about us."
"And I dreamt that Joe Harper's mother was here."
"Why, she was here! Did you dream any more?"
"Oh, lots. But it's so dim, now."
"Well, try to recollect can't you?"
"Somehow it seems to me that the wind the wind blowed the the "
"Try harder, Tom! The wind did blow something. Come!"
Tom pressed his fingers on his forehead an anxious minute, and then said:
"I've got it now! I've got it now! It blowed the candle!"
"Mercy on us! Go on, Tom go on!"
"And it seems to me that you said, 'Why, I believe that that door '"
"Go ON, Tom!"
"Just let me study a moment just a moment. Oh, yes you said you believed the door was open."
"As I'm sitting here, I did! Didn't I, Mary! Go on!"
"And then and then well I won't be certain, but it seems like as if you made Sid go and and "
"Well? Well? What did I make him do, Tom? What did I make him do?"
"You made him you Oh, you made him shut it."
"Well, for the land's sake! I never heard the beat of that in all my days! Don't tell ME there ain't anything in
dreams, any more. Sereny Harper shall know of this before I'm an hour older. I'd like to see her get around
THIS with her rubbage 'bout superstition. Go on, Tom!"
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"Oh, it's all getting just as bright as day, now. Next you said I warn't BAD, only mischeevous and
harumscarum, and not any more responsible than than I think it was a colt, or something."
"And so it was! Well, goodness gracious! Go on, Tom!"
"And then you began to cry."
"So I did. So I did. Not the first time, neither. And then "
"Then Mrs. Harper she began to cry, and said Joe was just the same, and she wished she hadn't whipped him
for taking cream when she'd throwed it out her own self "
"Tom! The sperrit was upon you! You was a prophesying that's what you was doing! Land alive, go on,
Tom!"
"Then Sid he said he said "
"I don't think I said anything," said Sid.
"Yes you did, Sid," said Mary.
"Shut your heads and let Tom go on! What did he say, Tom?"
"He said I THINK he said he hoped I was better off where I was gone to, but if I'd been better sometimes
"
"THERE, d'you hear that! It was his very words!"
"And you shut him up sharp."
"I lay I did! There must 'a' been an angel there. There WAS an angel there, somewheres!"
"And Mrs. Harper told about Joe scaring her with a firecracker, and you told about Peter and the Painkiller
"
"Just as true as I live!"
"And then there was a whole lot of talk 'bout dragging the river for us, and 'bout having the funeral Sunday,
and then you and old Miss Harper hugged and cried, and she went."
"It happened just so! It happened just so, as sure as I'm asitting in these very tracks. Tom, you couldn't told
it more like if you'd 'a' seen it! And then what? Go on, Tom!"
"Then I thought you prayed for me and I could see you and hear every word you said. And you went to
bed, and I was so sorry that I took and wrote on a piece of sycamore bark, 'We ain't dead we are only off
being pirates,' and put it on the table by the candle; and then you looked so good, laying there asleep, that I
thought I went and leaned over and kissed you on the lips."
"Did you, Tom, DID you! I just forgive you everything for that!" And she seized the boy in a crushing
embrace that made him feel like the guiltiest of villains.
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"It was very kind, even though it was only a dream," Sid soliloquized just audibly.
"Shut up, Sid! A body does just the same in a dream as he'd do if he was awake. Here's a big Milum apple
I've been saving for you, Tom, if you was ever found again now go 'long to school. I'm thankful to the
good God and Father of us all I've got you back, that's longsuffering and merciful to them that believe on
Him and keep His word, though goodness knows I'm unworthy of it, but if only the worthy ones got His
blessings and had His hand to help them over the rough places, there's few enough would smile here or ever
enter into His rest when the long night comes. Go 'long Sid, Mary, Tom take yourselves off you've
hendered me long enough."
The children left for school, and the old lady to call on Mrs. Harper and vanquish her realism with Tom's
marvellous dream. Sid had better judgment than to utter the thought that was in his mind as he left the house.
It was this: "Pretty thin as long a dream as that, without any mistakes in it!"
What a hero Tom was become, now! He did not go skipping and prancing, but moved with a dignified
swagger as became a pirate who felt that the public eye was on him. And indeed it was; he tried not to seem
to see the looks or hear the remarks as he passed along, but they were food and drink to him. Smaller boys
than himself flocked at his heels, as proud to be seen with him, and tolerated by him, as if he had been the
drummer at the head of a procession or the elephant leading a menagerie into town. Boys of his own size
pretended not to know he had been away at all; but they were consuming with envy, nevertheless. They
would have given anything to have that swarthy suntanned skin of his, and his glittering notoriety; and Tom
would not have parted with either for a circus.
At school the children made so much of him and of Joe, and delivered such eloquent admiration from their
eyes, that the two heroes were not long in becoming insufferably "stuckup." They began to tell their
adventures to hungry listeners but they only began; it was not a thing likely to have an end, with
imaginations like theirs to furnish material. And finally, when they got out their pipes and went serenely
puffing around, the very summit of glory was reached.
Tom decided that he could be independent of Becky Thatcher now. Glory was sufficient. He would live for
glory. Now that he was distinguished, maybe she would be wanting to "make up." Well, let her she should
see that he could be as indifferent as some other people. Presently she arrived. Tom pretended not to see her.
He moved away and joined a group of boys and girls and began to talk. Soon he observed that she was
tripping gayly back and forth with flushed face and dancing eyes, pretending to be busy chasing schoolmates,
and screaming with laughter when she made a capture; but he noticed that she always made her captures in
his vicinity, and that she seemed to cast a conscious eye in his direction at such times, too. It gratified all the
vicious vanity that was in him; and so, instead of winning him, it only "set him up" the more and made him
the more diligent to avoid betraying that he knew she was about. Presently she gave over skylarking, and
moved irresolutely about, sighing once or twice and glancing furtively and wistfully toward Tom. Then she
observed that now Tom was talking more particularly to Amy Lawrence than to any one else. She felt a sharp
pang and grew disturbed and uneasy at once. She tried to go away, but her feet were treacherous, and carried
her to the group instead. She said to a girl almost at Tom's elbow with sham vivacity:
"Why, Mary Austin! you bad girl, why didn't you come to Sundayschool?"
"I did come didn't you see me?"
"Why, no! Did you? Where did you sit?"
"I was in Miss Peters' class, where I always go. I saw YOU."
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"Did you? Why, it's funny I didn't see you. I wanted to tell you about the picnic."
"Oh, that's jolly. Who's going to give it?"
"My ma's going to let me have one."
"Oh, goody; I hope she'll let ME come."
"Well, she will. The picnic's for me. She'll let anybody come that I want, and I want you."
"That's ever so nice. When is it going to be?"
"By and by. Maybe about vacation."
"Oh, won't it be fun! You going to have all the girls and boys?"
"Yes, every one that's friends to me or wants to be"; and she glanced ever so furtively at Tom, but he
talked right along to Amy Lawrence about the terrible storm on the island, and how the lightning tore the
great sycamore tree "all to flinders" while he was "standing within three feet of it."
"Oh, may I come?" said Grace Miller.
"Yes."
"And me?" said Sally Rogers.
"Yes."
"And me, too?" said Susy Harper. "And Joe?"
"Yes."
And so on, with clapping of joyful hands till all the group had begged for invitations but Tom and Amy. Then
Tom turned coolly away, still talking, and took Amy with him. Becky's lips trembled and the tears came to
her eyes; she hid these signs with a forced gayety and went on chattering, but the life had gone out of the
picnic, now, and out of everything else; she got away as soon as she could and hid herself and had what her
sex call "a good cry." Then she sat moody, with wounded pride, till the bell rang. She roused up, now, with a
vindictive cast in her eye, and gave her plaited tails a shake and said she knew what SHE'D do.
At recess Tom continued his flirtation with Amy with jubilant selfsatisfaction. And he kept drifting about to
find Becky and lacerate her with the performance. At last he spied her, but there was a sudden falling of his
mercury. She was sitting cosily on a little bench behind the schoolhouse looking at a picturebook with
Alfred Temple and so absorbed were they, and their heads so close together over the book, that they did
not seem to be conscious of anything in the world besides. Jealousy ran redhot through Tom's veins. He
began to hate himself for throwing away the chance Becky had offered for a reconciliation. He called himself
a fool, and all the hard names he could think of. He wanted to cry with vexation. Amy chatted happily along,
as they walked, for her heart was singing, but Tom's tongue had lost its function. He did not hear what Amy
was saying, and whenever she paused expectantly he could only stammer an awkward assent, which was as
often misplaced as otherwise. He kept drifting to the rear of the schoolhouse, again and again, to sear his
eyeballs with the hateful spectacle there. He could not help it. And it maddened him to see, as he thought he
saw, that Becky Thatcher never once suspected that he was even in the land of the living. But she did see,
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nevertheless; and she knew she was winning her fight, too, and was glad to see him suffer as she had
suffered.
Amy's happy prattle became intolerable. Tom hinted at things he had to attend to; things that must be done;
and time was fleeting. But in vain the girl chirped on. Tom thought, "Oh, hang her, ain't I ever going to
get rid of her?" At last he must be attending to those things and she said artlessly that she would be
"around" when school let out. And he hastened away, hating her for it.
"Any other boy!" Tom thought, grating his teeth. "Any boy in the whole town but that Saint Louis smarty that
thinks he dresses so fine and is aristocracy! Oh, all right, I licked you the first day you ever saw this town,
mister, and I'll lick you again! You just wait till I catch you out! I'll just take and "
And he went through the motions of thrashing an imaginary boy pummelling the air, and kicking and
gouging. "Oh, you do, do you? You holler 'nough, do you? Now, then, let that learn you!" And so the
imaginary flogging was finished to his satisfaction.
Tom fled home at noon. His conscience could not endure any more of Amy's grateful happiness, and his
jealousy could bear no more of the other distress. Becky resumed her picture inspections with Alfred, but as
the minutes dragged along and no Tom came to suffer, her triumph began to cloud and she lost interest;
gravity and absentmindedness followed, and then melancholy; two or three times she pricked up her ear at a
footstep, but it was a false hope; no Tom came. At last she grew entirely miserable and wished she hadn't
carried it so far. When poor Alfred, seeing that he was losing her, he did not know how, kept exclaiming:
"Oh, here's a jolly one! look at this!" she lost patience at last, and said, "Oh, don't bother me! I don't care for
them!" and burst into tears, and got up and walked away.
Alfred dropped alongside and was going to try to comfort her, but she said:
"Go away and leave me alone, can't you! I hate you!"
So the boy halted, wondering what he could have done for she had said she would look at pictures all
through the nooning and she walked on, crying. Then Alfred went musing into the deserted schoolhouse.
He was humiliated and angry. He easily guessed his way to the truth the girl had simply made a
convenience of him to vent her spite upon Tom Sawyer. He was far from hating Tom the less when this
thought occurred to him. He wished there was some way to get that boy into trouble without much risk to
himself. Tom's spellingbook fell under his eye. Here was his opportunity. He gratefully opened to the lesson
for the afternoon and poured ink upon the page.
Becky, glancing in at a window behind him at the moment, saw the act, and moved on, without discovering
herself. She started homeward, now, intending to find Tom and tell him; Tom would be thankful and their
troubles would be healed. Before she was half way home, however, she had changed her mind. The thought
of Tom's treatment of her when she was talking about her picnic came scorching back and filled her with
shame. She resolved to let him get whipped on the damaged spellingbook's account, and to hate him forever,
into the bargain.
CHAPTER XIX
TOM arrived at home in a dreary mood, and the first thing his aunt said to him showed him that he had
brought his sorrows to an unpromising market:
"Tom, I've a notion to skin you alive!"
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"Auntie, what have I done?"
"Well, you've done enough. Here I go over to Sereny Harper, like an old softy, expecting I'm going to make
her believe all that rubbage about that dream, when lo and behold you she'd found out from Joe that you was
over here and heard all the talk we had that night. Tom, I don't know what is to become of a boy that will act
like that. It makes me feel so bad to think you could let me go to Sereny Harper and make such a fool of
myself and never say a word."
This was a new aspect of the thing. His smartness of the morning had seemed to Tom a good joke before, and
very ingenious. It merely looked mean and shabby now. He hung his head and could not think of anything to
say for a moment. Then he said:
"Auntie, I wish I hadn't done it but I didn't think."
"Oh, child, you never think. You never think of anything but your own selfishness. You could think to come
all the way over here from Jackson's Island in the night to laugh at our troubles, and you could think to fool
me with a lie about a dream; but you couldn't ever think to pity us and save us from sorrow."
"Auntie, I know now it was mean, but I didn't mean to be mean. I didn't, honest. And besides, I didn't come
over here to laugh at you that night."
"What did you come for, then?"
"It was to tell you not to be uneasy about us, because we hadn't got drownded."
"Tom, Tom, I would be the thankfullest soul in this world if I could believe you ever had as good a thought as
that, but you know you never did and I know it, Tom."
"Indeed and 'deed I did, auntie I wish I may never stir if I didn't."
"Oh, Tom, don't lie don't do it. It only makes things a hundred times worse."
"It ain't a lie, auntie; it's the truth. I wanted to keep you from grieving that was all that made me come."
"I'd give the whole world to believe that it would cover up a power of sins, Tom. I'd 'most be glad you'd
run off and acted so bad. But it ain't reasonable; because, why didn't you tell me, child?"
"Why, you see, when you got to talking about the funeral, I just got all full of the idea of our coming and
hiding in the church, and I couldn't somehow bear to spoil it. So I just put the bark back in my pocket and
kept mum."
"What bark?"
"The bark I had wrote on to tell you we'd gone pirating. I wish, now, you'd waked up when I kissed you I
do, honest."
The hard lines in his aunt's face relaxed and a sudden tenderness dawned in her eyes.
"DID you kiss me, Tom?"
"Why, yes, I did."
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"Are you sure you did, Tom?"
"Why, yes, I did, auntie certain sure."
"What did you kiss me for, Tom?"
"Because I loved you so, and you laid there moaning and I was so sorry."
The words sounded like truth. The old lady could not hide a tremor in her voice when she said:
"Kiss me again, Tom! and be off with you to school, now, and don't bother me any more."
The moment he was gone, she ran to a closet and got out the ruin of a jacket which Tom had gone pirating in.
Then she stopped, with it in her hand, and said to herself:
"No, I don't dare. Poor boy, I reckon he's lied about it but it's a blessed, blessed lie, there's such a comfort
come from it. I hope the Lord I KNOW the Lord will forgive him, because it was such goodheartedness in
him to tell it. But I don't want to find out it's a lie. I won't look."
She put the jacket away, and stood by musing a minute. Twice she put out her hand to take the garment again,
and twice she refrained. Once more she ventured, and this time she fortified herself with the thought: "It's a
good lie it's a good lie I won't let it grieve me." So she sought the jacket pocket. A moment later she
was reading Tom's piece of bark through flowing tears and saying: "I could forgive the boy, now, if he'd
committed a million sins!"
CHAPTER XX
THERE was something about Aunt Polly's manner, when she kissed Tom, that swept away his low spirits and
made him lighthearted and happy again. He started to school and had the luck of coming upon Becky
Thatcher at the head of Meadow Lane. His mood always determined his manner. Without a moment's
hesitation he ran to her and said:
"I acted mighty mean today, Becky, and I'm so sorry. I won't ever, ever do that way again, as long as ever I
live please make up, won't you?"
The girl stopped and looked him scornfully in the face:
"I'll thank you to keep yourself TO yourself, Mr. Thomas Sawyer. I'll never speak to you again."
She tossed her head and passed on. Tom was so stunned that he had not even presence of mind enough to say
"Who cares, Miss Smarty?" until the right time to say it had gone by. So he said nothing. But he was in a fine
rage, nevertheless. He moped into the schoolyard wishing she were a boy, and imagining how he would
trounce her if she were. He presently encountered her and delivered a stinging remark as he passed. She
hurled one in return, and the angry breach was complete. It seemed to Becky, in her hot resentment, that she
could hardly wait for school to "take in," she was so impatient to see Tom flogged for the injured
spellingbook. If she had had any lingering notion of exposing Alfred Temple, Tom's offensive fling had
driven it entirely away.
Poor girl, she did not know how fast she was nearing trouble herself. The master, Mr. Dobbins, had reached
middle age with an unsatisfied ambition. The darling of his desires was, to be a doctor, but poverty had
decreed that he should be nothing higher than a village schoolmaster. Every day he took a mysterious book
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out of his desk and absorbed himself in it at times when no classes were reciting. He kept that book under
lock and key. There was not an urchin in school but was perishing to have a glimpse of it, but the chance
never came. Every boy and girl had a theory about the nature of that book; but no two theories were alike,
and there was no way of getting at the facts in the case. Now, as Becky was passing by the desk, which stood
near the door, she noticed that the key was in the lock! It was a precious moment. She glanced around; found
herself alone, and the next instant she had the book in her hands. The titlepage Professor Somebody' s
ANATOMY carried no information to her mind; so she began to turn the leaves. She came at once upon a
handsomely engraved and colored frontispiece a human figure, stark naked. At that moment a shadow fell
on the page and Tom Sawyer stepped in at the door and caught a glimpse of the picture. Becky snatched at
the book to close it, and had the hard luck to tear the pictured page half down the middle. She thrust the
volume into the desk, turned the key, and burst out crying with shame and vexation.
"Tom Sawyer, you are just as mean as you can be, to sneak up on a person and look at what they're looking
at."
"How could I know you was looking at anything?"
"You ought to be ashamed of yourself, Tom Sawyer; you know you're going to tell on me, and oh, what shall
I do, what shall I do! I'll be whipped, and I never was whipped in school."
Then she stamped her little foot and said:
"BE so mean if you want to! I know something that's going to happen. You just wait and you'll see! Hateful,
hateful, hateful!" and she flung out of the house with a new explosion of crying.
Tom stood still, rather flustered by this onslaught. Presently he said to himself:
"What a curious kind of a fool a girl is! Never been licked in school! Shucks! What's a licking! That's just
like a girl they're so thinskinned and chickenhearted. Well, of course I ain't going to tell old Dobbins on
this little fool, because there's other ways of getting even on her, that ain't so mean; but what of it? Old
Dobbins will ask who it was tore his book. Nobody'll answer. Then he'll do just the way he always does
ask first one and then t'other, and when he comes to the right girl he'll know it, without any telling. Girls'
faces always tell on them. They ain't got any backbone. She'll get licked. Well, it's a kind of a tight place for
Becky Thatcher, because there ain't any way out of it." Tom conned the thing a moment longer, and then
added: "All right, though; she'd like to see me in just such a fix let her sweat it out!"
Tom joined the mob of skylarking scholars outside. In a few moments the master arrived and school "took
in." Tom did not feel a strong interest in his studies. Every time he stole a glance at the girls' side of the room
Becky's face troubled him. Considering all things, he did not want to pity her, and yet it was all he could do
to help it. He could get up no exultation that was really worthy the name. Presently the spelling book
discovery was made, and Tom's mind was entirely full of his own matters for a while after that. Becky roused
up from her lethargy of distress and showed good interest in the proceedings. She did not expect that Tom
could get out of his trouble by denying that he spilt the ink on the book himself; and she was right. The denial
only seemed to make the thing worse for Tom. Becky supposed she would be glad of that, and she tried to
believe she was glad of it, but she found she was not certain. When the worst came to the worst, she had an
impulse to get up and tell on Alfred Temple, but she made an effort and forced herself to keep still
because, said she to herself, "he'll tell about me tearing the picture sure. I wouldn't say a word, not to save his
life!"
Tom took his whipping and went back to his seat not at all brokenhearted, for he thought it was possible that
he had unknowingly upset the ink on the spellingbook himself, in some skylarking bout he had denied it
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for form's sake and because it was custom, and had stuck to the denial from principle.
A whole hour drifted by, the master sat nodding in his throne, the air was drowsy with the hum of study. By
and by, Mr. Dobbins straightened himself up, yawned, then unlocked his desk, and reached for his book, but
seemed undecided whether to take it out or leave it. Most of the pupils glanced up languidly, but there were
two among them that watched his movements with intent eyes. Mr. Dobbins fingered his book absently for a
while, then took it out and settled himself in his chair to read! Tom shot a glance at Becky. He had seen a
hunted and helpless rabbit look as she did, with a gun levelled at its head. Instantly he forgot his quarrel with
her. Quick something must be done! done in a flash, too! But the very imminence of the emergency
paralyzed his invention. Good! he had an inspiration ! He would run and snatch the book, spring through
the door and fly. But his resolution shook for one little instant, and the chance was lost the master opened
the volume. If Tom only had the wasted opportunity back again! Too late. There was no help for Becky now,
he said. The next moment the master faced the school. Every eye sank under his gaze. There was that in it
which smote even the innocent with fear. There was silence while one might count ten the master was
gathering his wrath. Then he spoke: "Who tore this book?"
There was not a sound. One could have heard a pin drop. The stillness continued; the master searched face
after face for signs of guilt.
"Benjamin Rogers, did you tear this book?"
A denial. Another pause.
"Joseph Harper, did you?"
Another denial. Tom's uneasiness grew more and more intense under the slow torture of these proceedings.
The master scanned the ranks of boys considered a while, then turned to the girls:
"Amy Lawrence?"
A shake of the head.
"Gracie Miller?"
The same sign.
"Susan Harper, did you do this?"
Another negative. The next girl was Becky Thatcher. Tom was trembling from head to foot with excitement
and a sense of the hopelessness of the situation.
"Rebecca Thatcher" [Tom glanced at her face it was white with terror] "did you tear no, look me in
the face" [her hands rose in appeal] "did you tear this book?"
A thought shot like lightning through Tom's brain. He sprang to his feet and shouted "I done it!"
The school stared in perplexity at this incredible folly. Tom stood a moment, to gather his dismembered
faculties; and when he stepped forward to go to his punishment the surprise, the gratitude, the adoration that
shone upon him out of poor Becky's eyes seemed pay enough for a hundred floggings. Inspired by the
splendor of his own act, he took without an outcry the most merciless flaying that even Mr. Dobbins had ever
administered; and also received with indifference the added cruelty of a command to remain two hours after
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school should be dismissed for he knew who would wait for him outside till his captivity was done, and
not count the tedious time as loss, either.
Tom went to bed that night planning vengeance against Alfred Temple; for with shame and repentance Becky
had told him all, not forgetting her own treachery; but even the longing for vengeance had to give way, soon,
to pleasanter musings, and he fell asleep at last with Becky's latest words lingering dreamily in his ear
"Tom, how COULD you be so noble!"
CHAPTER XXI
VACATION was approaching. The schoolmaster, always severe, grew severer and more exacting than ever,
for he wanted the school to make a good showing on "Examination" day. His rod and his ferule were seldom
idle now at least among the smaller pupils. Only the biggest boys, and young ladies of eighteen and
twenty, escaped lashing. Mr. Dobbins' lashings were very vigorous ones, too; for although he carried, under
his wig, a perfectly bald and shiny head, he had only reached middle age, and there was no sign of feebleness
in his muscle. As the great day approached, all the tyranny that was in him came to the surface; he seemed to
take a vindictive pleasure in punishing the least shortcomings. The consequence was, that the smaller boys
spent their days in terror and suffering and their nights in plotting revenge. They threw away no opportunity
to do the master a mischief. But he kept ahead all the time. The retribution that followed every vengeful
success was so sweeping and majestic that the boys always retired from the field badly worsted. At last they
conspired together and hit upon a plan that promised a dazzling victory. They swore in the signpainter's boy,
told him the scheme, and asked his help. He had his own reasons for being delighted, for the master boarded
in his father's family and had given the boy ample cause to hate him. The master's wife would go on a visit to
the country in a few days, and there would be nothing to interfere with the plan; the master always prepared
himself for great occasions by getting pretty well fuddled, and the signpainter's boy said that when the
dominie had reached the proper condition on Examination Evening he would "manage the thing" while he
napped in his chair; then he would have him awakened at the right time and hurried away to school.
In the fulness of time the interesting occasion arrived. At eight in the evening the schoolhouse was brilliantly
lighted, and adorned with wreaths and festoons of foliage and flowers. The master sat throned in his great
chair upon a raised platform, with his blackboard behind him. He was looking tolerably mellow. Three rows
of benches on each side and six rows in front of him were occupied by the dignitaries of the town and by the
parents of the pupils. To his left, back of the rows of citizens, was a spacious temporary platform upon which
were seated the scholars who were to take part in the exercises of the evening; rows of small boys, washed
and dressed to an intolerable state of discomfort; rows of gawky big boys; snowbanks of girls and young
ladies clad in lawn and muslin and conspicuously conscious of their bare arms, their grandmothers' ancient
trinkets, their bits of pink and blue ribbon and the flowers in their hair. All the rest of the house was filled
with nonparticipating scholars.
The exercises began. A very little boy stood up and sheepishly recited, "You'd scarce expect one of my age to
speak in public on the stage," etc. accompanying himself with the painfully exact and spasmodic gestures
which a machine might have used supposing the machine to be a trifle out of order. But he got through
safely, though cruelly scared, and got a fine round of applause when he made his manufactured bow and
retired.
A little shamefaced girl lisped, "Mary had a little lamb," etc., performed a compassioninspiring curtsy, got
her meed of applause, and sat down flushed and happy.
Tom Sawyer stepped forward with conceited confidence and soared into the unquenchable and indestructible
"Give me liberty or give me death" speech, with fine fury and frantic gesticulation, and broke down in the
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middle of it. A ghastly stagefright seized him, his legs quaked under him and he was like to choke. True, he
had the manifest sympathy of the house but he had the house's silence, too, which was even worse than its
sympathy. The master frowned, and this completed the disaster. Tom struggled awhile and then retired,
utterly defeated. There was a weak attempt at applause, but it died early.
"The Boy Stood on the Burning Deck" followed; also "The Assyrian Came Down," and other declamatory
gems. Then there were reading exercises, and a spelling fight. The meagre Latin class recited with honor. The
prime feature of the evening was in order, now original "compositions" by the young ladies. Each in her
turn stepped forward to the edge of the platform, cleared her throat, held up her manuscript (tied with dainty
ribbon), and proceeded to read, with labored attention to "expression" and punctuation. The themes were the
same that had been illuminated upon similar occasions by their mothers before them, their grandmothers, and
doubtless all their ancestors in the female line clear back to the Crusades. "Friendship" was one; "Memories
of Other Days"; "Religion in History"; "Dream Land"; "The Advantages of Culture"; "Forms of Political
Government Compared and Contrasted"; "Melancholy"; "Filial Love"; "Heart Longings," etc., etc.
A prevalent feature in these compositions was a nursed and petted melancholy; another was a wasteful and
opulent gush of "fine language"; another was a tendency to lug in by the ears particularly prized words and
phrases until they were worn entirely out; and a peculiarity that conspicuously marked and marred them was
the inveterate and intolerable sermon that wagged its crippled tail at the end of each and every one of them.
No matter what the subject might be, a brainracking effort was made to squirm it into some aspect or other
that the moral and religious mind could contemplate with edification. The glaring insincerity of these
sermons was not sufficient to compass the banishment of the fashion from the schools, and it is not sufficient
today; it never will be sufficient while the world stands, perhaps. There is no school in all our land where
the young ladies do not feel obliged to close their compositions with a sermon; and you will find that the
sermon of the most frivolous and the least religious girl in the school is always the longest and the most
relentlessly pious. But enough of this. Homely truth is unpalatable.
Let us return to the "Examination." The first composition that was read was one entitled "Is this, then, Life?"
Perhaps the reader can endure an extract from it:
"In the common walks of life, with what delightful emotions does the youthful mind look forward to some
anticipated scene of festivity! Imagination is busy sketching rosetinted pictures of joy. In fancy, the
voluptuous votary of fashion sees herself amid the festive throng, 'the observed of all observers.' Her graceful
form, arrayed in snowy robes, is whirling through the mazes of the joyous dance; her eye is brightest, her step
is lightest in the gay assembly.
"In such delicious fancies time quickly glides by, and the welcome hour arrives for her entrance into the
Elysian world, of which she has had such bright dreams. How fairylike does everything appear to her
enchanted vision! Each new scene is more charming than the last. But after a while she finds that beneath this
goodly exterior, all is vanity, the flattery which once charmed her soul, now grates harshly upon her ear; the
ballroom has lost its charms; and with wasted health and imbittered heart, she turns away with the
conviction that earthly pleasures cannot satisfy the longings of the soul!"
And so forth and so on. There was a buzz of gratification from time to time during the reading, accompanied
by whispered ejaculations of "How sweet!" "How eloquent!" "So true!" etc., and after the thing had closed
with a peculiarly afflicting sermon the applause was enthusiastic.
Then arose a slim, melancholy girl, whose face had the "interesting" paleness that comes of pills and
indigestion, and read a "poem." Two stanzas of it will do:
"A MISSOURI MAIDEN'S FAREWELL TO ALABAMA
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"Alabama, goodbye! I love thee well!
But yet for a while do I leave thee now! Sad, yes, sad thoughts of thee my heart doth swell, And burning
recollections throng my brow! For I have wandered through thy flowery woods; Have roamed and read near
Tallapoosa's stream; Have listened to Tallassee's warring floods, And wooed on Coosa's side Aurora's beam.
"Yet shame I not to bear an o'erfull heart,
Nor blush to turn behind my tearful eyes; 'Tis from no stranger land I now must part, 'Tis to no strangers left I
yield these sighs. Welcome and home were mine within this State, Whose vales I leave whose spires fade
fast from me And cold must be mine eyes, and heart, and tete, When, dear Alabama! they turn cold on thee!"
There were very few there who knew what "tete" meant, but the poem was very satisfactory, nevertheless.
Next appeared a darkcomplexioned, blackeyed, blackhaired young lady, who paused an impressive
moment, assumed a tragic expression, and began to read in a measured, solemn tone:
"A VISION
"Dark and tempestuous was night. Around the throne on high not a single star quivered; but the deep
intonations of the heavy thunder constantly vibrated upon the ear; whilst the terrific lightning revelled in
angry mood through the cloudy chambers of heaven, seeming to scorn the power exerted over its terror by the
illustrious Franklin! Even the boisterous winds unanimously came forth from their mystic homes, and
blustered about as if to enhance by their aid the wildness of the scene.
"At such a time,so dark,so dreary, for human sympathy my very spirit sighed; but instead thereof,
"'My dearest friend, my counsellor, my comforter and guide My joy in grief, my second bliss in joy,' came
to my side. She moved like one of those bright beings pictured in the sunny walks of fancy's Eden by the
romantic and young, a queen of beauty unadorned save by her own transcendent loveliness. So soft was her
step, it failed to make even a sound, and but for the magical thrill imparted by her genial touch, as other
unobtrusive beauties, she would have glided away unperceived unsought. A strange sadness rested upon
her features, like icy tears upon the robe of December, as she pointed to the contending elements without, and
bade me contemplate the two beings presented."
This nightmare occupied some ten pages of manuscript and wound up with a sermon so destructive of all
hope to nonPresbyterians that it took the first prize. This composition was considered to be the very finest
effort of the evening. The mayor of the village, in delivering the prize to the author of it, made a warm speech
in which he said that it was by far the most "eloquent" thing he had ever listened to, and that Daniel Webster
himself might well be proud of it.
It may be remarked, in passing, that the number of compositions in which the word "beauteous" was
overfondled, and human experience referred to as "life's page," was up to the usual average.
Now the master, mellow almost to the verge of geniality, put his chair aside, turned his back to the audience,
and began to draw a map of America on the blackboard, to exercise the geography class upon. But he made a
sad business of it with his unsteady hand, and a smothered titter rippled over the house. He knew what the
matter was, and set himself to right it. He sponged out lines and remade them; but he only distorted them
more than ever, and the tittering was more pronounced. He threw his entire attention upon his work, now, as
if determined not to be put down by the mirth. He felt that all eyes were fastened upon him; he imagined he
was succeeding, and yet the tittering continued; it even manifestly increased. And well it might. There was a
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garret above, pierced with a scuttle over his head; and down through this scuttle came a cat, suspended
around the haunches by a string; she had a rag tied about her head and jaws to keep her from mewing; as she
slowly descended she curved upward and clawed at the string, she swung downward and clawed at the
intangible air. The tittering rose higher and higher the cat was within six inches of the absorbed teacher's
head down, down, a little lower, and she grabbed his wig with her desperate claws, clung to it, and was
snatched up into the garret in an instant with her trophy still in her possession! And how the light did blaze
abroad from the master's bald pate for the signpainter's boy had GILDED it!
That broke up the meeting. The boys were avenged. Vacation had come.
NOTE: The pretended "compositions" quoted in
this chapter are taken without alteration from a
volume entitled "Prose and Poetry, by a Western
Lady" but they are exactly and precisely after
the schoolgirl pattern, and hence are much
happier than any mere imitations could be.
CHAPTER XXII
TOM joined the new order of Cadets of Temperance, being attracted by the showy character of their
"regalia." He promised to abstain from smoking, chewing, and profanity as long as he remained a member.
Now he found out a new thing namely, that to promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to
make a body want to go and do that very thing. Tom soon found himself tormented with a desire to drink and
swear; the desire grew to be so intense that nothing but the hope of a chance to display himself in his red sash
kept him from withdrawing from the order. Fourth of July was coming; but he soon gave that up gave it
up before he had worn his shackles over fortyeight hours and fixed his hopes upon old Judge Frazer,
justice of the peace, who was apparently on his deathbed and would have a big public funeral, since he was
so high an official. During three days Tom was deeply concerned about the Judge's condition and hungry for
news of it. Sometimes his hopes ran high so high that he would venture to get out his regalia and practise
before the lookingglass. But the Judge had a most discouraging way of fluctuating. At last he was pronounced
upon the mend and then convalescent. Tom was disgusted; and felt a sense of injury, too. He handed in
his resignation at once and that night the Judge suffered a relapse and died. Tom resolved that he would
never trust a man like that again.
The funeral was a fine thing. The Cadets paraded in a style calculated to kill the late member with envy. Tom
was a free boy again, however there was something in that. He could drink and swear, now but found
to his surprise that he did not want to. The simple fact that he could, took the desire away, and the charm of it.
Tom presently wondered to find that his coveted vacation was beginning to hang a little heavily on his hands.
He attempted a diary but nothing happened during three days, and so he abandoned it.
The first of all the negro minstrel shows came to town, and made a sensation. Tom and Joe Harper got up a
band of performers and were happy for two days.
Even the Glorious Fourth was in some sense a failure, for it rained hard, there was no procession in
consequence, and the greatest man in the world (as Tom supposed), Mr. Benton, an actual United States
Senator, proved an overwhelming disappointment for he was not twentyfive feet high, nor even
anywhere in the neighborhood of it.
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A circus came. The boys played circus for three days afterward in tents made of rag carpeting admission,
three pins for boys, two for girls and then circusing was abandoned.
A phrenologist and a mesmerizer came and went again and left the village duller and drearier than ever.
There were some boysandgirls' parties, but they were so few and so delightful that they only made the
aching voids between ache the harder.
Becky Thatcher was gone to her Constantinople home to stay with her parents during vacation so there
was no bright side to life anywhere.
The dreadful secret of the murder was a chronic misery. It was a very cancer for permanency and pain.
Then came the measles.
During two long weeks Tom lay a prisoner, dead to the world and its happenings. He was very ill, he was
interested in nothing. When he got upon his feet at last and moved feebly downtown, a melancholy change
had come over everything and every creature. There had been a "revival," and everybody had "got religion,"
not only the adults, but even the boys and girls. Tom went about, hoping against hope for the sight of one
blessed sinful face, but disappointment crossed him everywhere. He found Joe Harper studying a Testament,
and turned sadly away from the depressing spectacle. He sought Ben Rogers, and found him visiting the poor
with a basket of tracts. He hunted up Jim Hollis, who called his attention to the precious blessing of his late
measles as a warning. Every boy he encountered added another ton to his depression; and when, in
desperation, he flew for refuge at last to the bosom of Huckleberry Finn and was received with a Scriptural
quotation, his heart broke and he crept home and to bed realizing that he alone of all the town was lost,
forever and forever.
And that night there came on a terrific storm, with driving rain, awful claps of thunder and blinding sheets of
lightning. He covered his head with the bedclothes and waited in a horror of suspense for his doom; for he
had not the shadow of a doubt that all this hubbub was about him. He believed he had taxed the forbearance
of the powers above to the extremity of endurance and that this was the result. It might have seemed to him a
waste of pomp and ammunition to kill a bug with a battery of artillery, but there seemed nothing incongruous
about the getting up such an expensive thunderstorm as this to knock the turf from under an insect like
himself.
By and by the tempest spent itself and died without accomplishing its object. The boy's first impulse was to
be grateful, and reform. His second was to wait for there might not be any more storms.
The next day the doctors were back; Tom had relapsed. The three weeks he spent on his back this time
seemed an entire age. When he got abroad at last he was hardly grateful that he had been spared,
remembering how lonely was his estate, how companionless and forlorn he was. He drifted listlessly down
the street and found Jim Hollis acting as judge in a juvenile court that was trying a cat for murder, in the
presence of her victim, a bird. He found Joe Harper and Huck Finn up an alley eating a stolen melon. Poor
lads! they like Tom had suffered a relapse.
CHAPTER XXIII
AT last the sleepy atmosphere was stirred and vigorously: the murder trial came on in the court. It became
the absorbing topic of village talk immediately. Tom could not get away from it. Every reference to the
murder sent a shudder to his heart, for his troubled conscience and fears almost persuaded him that these
remarks were put forth in his hearing as "feelers"; he did not see how he could be suspected of knowing
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anything about the murder, but still he could not be comfortable in the midst of this gossip. It kept him in a
cold shiver all the time. He took Huck to a lonely place to have a talk with him. It would be some relief to
unseal his tongue for a little while; to divide his burden of distress with another sufferer. Moreover, he
wanted to assure himself that Huck had remained discreet.
"Huck, have you ever told anybody about that?"
"'Bout what?"
"You know what."
"Oh 'course I haven't."
"Never a word?"
"Never a solitary word, so help me. What makes you ask?"
"Well, I was afeard."
"Why, Tom Sawyer, we wouldn't be alive two days if that got found out. YOU know that."
Tom felt more comfortable. After a pause:
"Huck, they couldn't anybody get you to tell, could they?"
"Get me to tell? Why, if I wanted that halfbreed devil to drownd me they could get me to tell. They ain't no
different way."
"Well, that's all right, then. I reckon we're safe as long as we keep mum. But let's swear again, anyway. It's
more surer."
"I'm agreed."
So they swore again with dread solemnities.
"What is the talk around, Huck? I've heard a power of it."
"Talk? Well, it's just Muff Potter, Muff Potter, Muff Potter all the time. It keeps me in a sweat, constant, so's I
want to hide som'ers."
"That's just the same way they go on round me. I reckon he's a goner. Don't you feel sorry for him,
sometimes?"
"Most always most always. He ain't no account; but then he hain't ever done anything to hurt anybody.
Just fishes a little, to get money to get drunk on and loafs around considerable; but lord, we all do that
leastways most of us preachers and such like. But he's kind of good he give me half a fish, once, when
there warn't enough for two; and lots of times he's kind of stood by me when I was out of luck."
"Well, he's mended kites for me, Huck, and knitted hooks on to my line. I wish we could get him out of
there."
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"My! we couldn't get him out, Tom. And besides, 'twouldn't do any good; they'd ketch him again."
"Yes so they would. But I hate to hear 'em abuse him so like the dickens when he never done that."
"I do too, Tom. Lord, I hear 'em say he's the bloodiest looking villain in this country, and they wonder he
wasn't ever hung before."
"Yes, they talk like that, all the time. I've heard 'em say that if he was to get free they'd lynch him."
"And they'd do it, too."
The boys had a long talk, but it brought them little comfort. As the twilight drew on, they found themselves
hanging about the neighborhood of the little isolated jail, perhaps with an undefined hope that something
would happen that might clear away their difficulties. But nothing happened; there seemed to be no angels or
fairies interested in this luckless captive.
The boys did as they had often done before went to the cell grating and gave Potter some tobacco and
matches. He was on the ground floor and there were no guards.
His gratitude for their gifts had always smote their consciences before it cut deeper than ever, this time.
They felt cowardly and treacherous to the last degree when Potter said:
"You've been mighty good to me, boys better'n anybody else in this town. And I don't forget it, I don't.
Often I says to myself, says I, 'I used to mend all the boys' kites and things, and show 'em where the good
fishin' places was, and befriend 'em what I could, and now they've all forgot old Muff when he's in trouble;
but Tom don't, and Huck don't THEY don't forget him, says I, 'and I don't forget them.' Well, boys, I done
an awful thing drunk and crazy at the time that's the only way I account for it and now I got to
swing for it, and it's right. Right, and BEST, too, I reckon hope so, anyway. Well, we won't talk about
that. I don't want to make YOU feel bad; you've befriended me. But what I want to say, is, don't YOU ever
get drunk then you won't ever get here. Stand a litter furder west so that's it; it's a prime comfort to
see faces that's friendly when a body's in such a muck of trouble, and there don't none come here but yourn.
Good friendly faces good friendly faces. Git up on one another's backs and let me touch 'em. That's it.
Shake hands yourn'll come through the bars, but mine's too big. Little hands, and weak but they've
helped Muff Potter a power, and they'd help him more if they could."
Tom went home miserable, and his dreams that night were full of horrors. The next day and the day after, he
hung about the courtroom, drawn by an almost irresistible impulse to go in, but forcing himself to stay out.
Huck was having the same experience. They studiously avoided each other. Each wandered away, from time
to time, but the same dismal fascination always brought them back presently. Tom kept his ears open when
idlers sauntered out of the courtroom, but invariably heard distressing news the toils were closing more
and more relentlessly around poor Potter. At the end of the second day the village talk was to the effect that
Injun Joe's evidence stood firm and unshaken, and that there was not the slightest question as to what the
jury's verdict would be.
Tom was out late, that night, and came to bed through the window. He was in a tremendous state of
excitement. It was hours before he got to sleep. All the village flocked to the courthouse the next morning,
for this was to be the great day. Both sexes were about equally represented in the packed audience. After a
long wait the jury filed in and took their places; shortly afterward, Potter, pale and haggard, timid and
hopeless, was brought in, with chains upon him, and seated where all the curious eyes could stare at him; no
less conspicuous was Injun Joe, stolid as ever. There was another pause, and then the judge arrived and the
sheriff proclaimed the opening of the court. The usual whisperings among the lawyers and gathering together
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of papers followed. These details and accompanying delays worked up an atmosphere of preparation that was
as impressive as it was fascinating.
Now a witness was called who testified that he found Muff Potter washing in the brook, at an early hour of
the morning that the murder was discovered, and that he immediately sneaked away. After some further
questioning, counsel for the prosecution said:
"Take the witness."
The prisoner raised his eyes for a moment, but dropped them again when his own counsel said:
"I have no questions to ask him."
The next witness proved the finding of the knife near the corpse. Counsel for the prosecution said:
"Take the witness."
"I have no questions to ask him," Potter's lawyer replied.
A third witness swore he had often seen the knife in Potter's possession.
"Take the witness."
Counsel for Potter declined to question him. The faces of the audience began to betray annoyance. Did this
attorney mean to throw away his client's life without an effort?
Several witnesses deposed concerning Potter's guilty behavior when brought to the scene of the murder. They
were allowed to leave the stand without being crossquestioned.
Every detail of the damaging circumstances that occurred in the graveyard upon that morning which all
present remembered so well was brought out by credible witnesses, but none of them were crossexamined by
Potter's lawyer. The perplexity and dissatisfaction of the house expressed itself in murmurs and provoked a
reproof from the bench. Counsel for the prosecution now said:
"By the oaths of citizens whose simple word is above suspicion, we have fastened this awful crime, beyond
all possibility of question, upon the unhappy prisoner at the bar. We rest our case here."
A groan escaped from poor Potter, and he put his face in his hands and rocked his body softly to and fro,
while a painful silence reigned in the courtroom. Many men were moved, and many women's compassion
testified itself in tears. Counsel for the defence rose and said:
"Your honor, in our remarks at the opening of this trial, we foreshadowed our purpose to prove that our client
did this fearful deed while under the influence of a blind and irresponsible delirium produced by drink. We
have changed our mind. We shall not offer that plea." [Then to the clerk:] "Call Thomas Sawyer!"
A puzzled amazement awoke in every face in the house, not even excepting Potter's. Every eye fastened itself
with wondering interest upon Tom as he rose and took his place upon the stand. The boy looked wild enough,
for he was badly scared. The oath was administered.
"Thomas Sawyer, where were you on the seventeenth of June, about the hour of midnight?"
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Tom glanced at Injun Joe's iron face and his tongue failed him. The audience listened breathless, but the
words refused to come. After a few moments, however, the boy got a little of his strength back, and managed
to put enough of it into his voice to make part of the house hear:
"In the graveyard!"
"A little bit louder, please. Don't be afraid. You were "
"In the graveyard."
A contemptuous smile flitted across Injun Joe's face.
"Were you anywhere near Horse Williams' grave?"
"Yes, sir."
"Speak up just a trifle louder. How near were you?"
"Near as I am to you."
"Were you hidden, or not?"
"I was hid."
"Where?"
"Behind the elms that's on the edge of the grave."
Injun Joe gave a barely perceptible start.
"Any one with you?"
"Yes, sir. I went there with "
"Wait wait a moment. Never mind mentioning your companion's name. We will produce him at the proper
time. Did you carry anything there with you."
Tom hesitated and looked confused.
"Speak out, my boy don't be diffident. The truth is always respectable. What did you take there?"
"Only a a dead cat."
There was a ripple of mirth, which the court checked.
"We will produce the skeleton of that cat. Now, my boy, tell us everything that occurred tell it in your
own way don't skip anything, and don't be afraid."
Tom began hesitatingly at first, but as he warmed to his subject his words flowed more and more easily;
in a little while every sound ceased but his own voice; every eye fixed itself upon him; with parted lips and
bated breath the audience hung upon his words, taking no note of time, rapt in the ghastly fascinations of the
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tale. The strain upon pent emotion reached its climax when the boy said:
" and as the doctor fetched the board around and Muff Potter fell, Injun Joe jumped with the knife and "
Crash! Quick as lightning the halfbreed sprang for a window, tore his way through all opposers, and was
gone!
CHAPTER XXIV
TOM was a glittering hero once more the pet of the old, the envy of the young. His name even went into
immortal print, for the village paper magnified him. There were some that believed he would be President,
yet, if he escaped hanging.
As usual, the fickle, unreasoning world took Muff Potter to its bosom and fondled him as lavishly as it had
abused him before. But that sort of conduct is to the world's credit; therefore it is not well to find fault with it.
Tom's days were days of splendor and exultation to him, but his nights were seasons of horror. Injun Joe
infested all his dreams, and always with doom in his eye. Hardly any temptation could persuade the boy to
stir abroad after nightfall. Poor Huck was in the same state of wretchedness and terror, for Tom had told the
whole story to the lawyer the night before the great day of the trial, and Huck was sore afraid that his share in
the business might leak out, yet, notwithstanding Injun Joe's flight had saved him the suffering of testifying in
court. The poor fellow had got the attorney to promise secrecy, but what of that? Since Tom's harassed
conscience had managed to drive him to the lawyer's house by night and wring a dread tale from lips that had
been sealed with the dismalest and most formidable of oaths, Huck's confidence in the human race was
wellnigh obliterated.
Daily Muff Potter's gratitude made Tom glad he had spoken; but nightly he wished he had sealed up his
tongue.
Half the time Tom was afraid Injun Joe would never be captured; the other half he was afraid he would be.
He felt sure he never could draw a safe breath again until that man was dead and he had seen the corpse.
Rewards had been offered, the country had been scoured, but no Injun Joe was found. One of those
omniscient and aweinspiring marvels, a detective, came up from St. Louis, moused around, shook his head,
looked wise, and made that sort of astounding success which members of that craft usually achieve. That is to
say, he "found a clew." But you can't hang a "clew" for murder, and so after that detective had got through
and gone home, Tom felt just as insecure as he was before.
The slow days drifted on, and each left behind it a slightly lightened weight of apprehension.
CHAPTER XXV
THERE comes a time in every rightlyconstructed boy's life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and
dig for hidden treasure. This desire suddenly came upon Tom one day. He sallied out to find Joe Harper, but
failed of success. Next he sought Ben Rogers; he had gone fishing. Presently he stumbled upon Huck Finn
the RedHanded. Huck would answer. Tom took him to a private place and opened the matter to him
confidentially. Huck was willing. Huck was always willing to take a hand in any enterprise that offered
entertainment and required no capital, for he had a troublesome superabundance of that sort of time which is
not money. "Where'll we dig?" said Huck.
"Oh, most anywhere."
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"Why, is it hid all around?"
"No, indeed it ain't. It's hid in mighty particular places, Huck sometimes on islands, sometimes in rotten
chests under the end of a limb of an old dead tree, just where the shadow falls at midnight; but mostly under
the floor in ha'nted houses."
"Who hides it?"
"Why, robbers, of course who'd you reckon? Sunday school sup'rintendents?"
"I don't know. If 'twas mine I wouldn't hide it; I'd spend it and have a good time."
"So would I. But robbers don't do that way. They always hide it and leave it there."
"Don't they come after it any more?"
"No, they think they will, but they generally forget the marks, or else they die. Anyway, it lays there a long
time and gets rusty; and by and by somebody finds an old yellow paper that tells how to find the marks a
paper that's got to be ciphered over about a week because it's mostly signs and hy'roglyphics."
"HyroQwhich?"
"Hy'roglyphics pictures and things, you know, that don't seem to mean anything."
"Have you got one of them papers, Tom?"
"No."
"Well then, how you going to find the marks?"
"I don't want any marks. They always bury it under a ha'nted house or on an island, or under a dead tree that's
got one limb sticking out. Well, we've tried Jackson's Island a little, and we can try it again some time; and
there's the old ha'nted house up the StillHouse branch, and there's lots of deadlimb trees dead loads of
'em."
"Is it under all of them?"
"How you talk! No!"
"Then how you going to know which one to go for?"
"Go for all of 'em!"
"Why, Tom, it'll take all summer."
"Well, what of that? Suppose you find a brass pot with a hundred dollars in it, all rusty and gray, or rotten
chest full of di'monds. How's that?"
Huck's eyes glowed.
"That's bully. Plenty bully enough for me. Just you gimme the hundred dollars and I don't want no di'monds."
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"All right. But I bet you I ain't going to throw off on di'monds. Some of 'em's worth twenty dollars apiece
there ain't any, hardly, but's worth six bits or a dollar."
"No! Is that so?"
"Cert'nly anybody'll tell you so. Hain't you ever seen one, Huck?"
"Not as I remember."
"Oh, kings have slathers of them."
"Well, I don' know no kings, Tom."
"I reckon you don't. But if you was to go to Europe you'd see a raft of 'em hopping around."
"Do they hop?"
"Hop? your granny! No!"
"Well, what did you say they did, for?"
"Shucks, I only meant you'd SEE 'em not hopping, of course what do they want to hop for? but I
mean you'd just see 'em scattered around, you know, in a kind of a general way. Like that old humpbacked
Richard."
"Richard? What's his other name?"
"He didn't have any other name. Kings don't have any but a given name."
"No?"
"But they don't."
"Well, if they like it, Tom, all right; but I don't want to be a king and have only just a given name, like a
nigger. But say where you going to dig first?"
"Well, I don't know. S'pose we tackle that old deadlimb tree on the hill t'other side of StillHouse branch?"
"I'm agreed."
So they got a crippled pick and a shovel, and set out on their threemile tramp. They arrived hot and panting,
and threw themselves down in the shade of a neighboring elm to rest and have a smoke.
"I like this," said Tom.
"So do I."
"Say, Huck, if we find a treasure here, what you going to do with your share?"
"Well, I'll have pie and a glass of soda every day, and I'll go to every circus that comes along. I bet I'll have a
gay time."
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"Well, ain't you going to save any of it?"
"Save it? What for?"
"Why, so as to have something to live on, by and by."
"Oh, that ain't any use. Pap would come back to thishyer town some day and get his claws on it if I didn't
hurry up, and I tell you he'd clean it out pretty quick. What you going to do with yourn, Tom?"
"I'm going to buy a new drum, and a sure'nough sword, and a red necktie and a bull pup, and get married."
"Married!"
"That's it."
"Tom, you why, you ain't in your right mind."
"Wait you'll see."
"Well, that's the foolishest thing you could do. Look at pap and my mother. Fight! Why, they used to fight all
the time. I remember, mighty well."
"That ain't anything. The girl I'm going to marry won't fight."
"Tom, I reckon they're all alike. They'll all comb a body. Now you better think 'bout this awhile. I tell you
you better. What's the name of the gal?"
"It ain't a gal at all it's a girl."
"It's all the same, I reckon; some says gal, some says girl both's right, like enough. Anyway, what's her
name, Tom?"
"I'll tell you some time not now."
"All right that'll do. Only if you get married I'll be more lonesomer than ever."
"No you won't. You'll come and live with me. Now stir out of this and we'll go to digging."
They worked and sweated for half an hour. No result. They toiled another halfhour. Still no result. Huck
said:
"Do they always bury it as deep as this?"
"Sometimes not always. Not generally. I reckon we haven't got the right place."
So they chose a new spot and began again. The labor dragged a little, but still they made progress. They
pegged away in silence for some time. Finally Huck leaned on his shovel, swabbed the beaded drops from his
brow with his sleeve, and said:
"Where you going to dig next, after we get this one?"
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"I reckon maybe we'll tackle the old tree that's over yonder on Cardiff Hill back of the widow's."
"I reckon that'll be a good one. But won't the widow take it away from us, Tom? It's on her land."
"SHE take it away! Maybe she'd like to try it once. Whoever finds one of these hid treasures, it belongs to
him. It don't make any difference whose land it's on."
That was satisfactory. The work went on. By and by Huck said:
"Blame it, we must be in the wrong place again. What do you think?"
"It is mighty curious, Huck. I don't understand it. Sometimes witches interfere. I reckon maybe that's what's
the trouble now."
"Shucks! Witches ain't got no power in the daytime."
"Well, that's so. I didn't think of that. Oh, I know what the matter is! What a blamed lot of fools we are! You
got to find out where the shadow of the limb falls at midnight, and that's where you dig!"
"Then consound it, we've fooled away all this work for nothing. Now hang it all, we got to come back in the
night. It's an awful long way. Can you get out?"
"I bet I will. We've got to do it tonight, too, because if somebody sees these holes they'll know in a minute
what's here and they'll go for it."
"Well, I'll come around and maow tonight."
"All right. Let's hide the tools in the bushes."
The boys were there that night, about the appointed time. They sat in the shadow waiting. It was a lonely
place, and an hour made solemn by old traditions. Spirits whispered in the rustling leaves, ghosts lurked in
the murky nooks, the deep baying of a hound floated up out of the distance, an owl answered with his
sepulchral note. The boys were subdued by these solemnities, and talked little. By and by they judged that
twelve had come; they marked where the shadow fell, and began to dig. Their hopes commenced to rise.
Their interest grew stronger, and their industry kept pace with it. The hole deepened and still deepened, but
every time their hearts jumped to hear the pick strike upon something, they only suffered a new
disappointment. It was only a stone or a chunk. At last Tom said:
"It ain't any use, Huck, we're wrong again."
"Well, but we CAN'T be wrong. We spotted the shadder to a dot."
"I know it, but then there's another thing."
"What's that?".
"Why, we only guessed at the time. Like enough it was too late or too early."
Huck dropped his shovel.
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"That's it," said he. "That's the very trouble. We got to give this one up. We can't ever tell the right time, and
besides this kind of thing's too awful, here this time of night with witches and ghosts afluttering around so. I
feel as if something's behind me all the time; and I'm afeard to turn around, becuz maybe there's others in
front awaiting for a chance. I been creeping all over, ever since I got here."
"Well, I've been pretty much so, too, Huck. They most always put in a dead man when they bury a treasure
under a tree, to look out for it."
"Lordy!"
"Yes, they do. I've always heard that."
"Tom, I don't like to fool around much where there's dead people. A body's bound to get into trouble with
'em, sure."
"I don't like to stir 'em up, either. S'pose this one here was to stick his skull out and say something!"
"Don't Tom! It's awful."
"Well, it just is. Huck, I don't feel comfortable a bit."
"Say, Tom, let's give this place up, and try somewheres else."
"All right, I reckon we better."
"What'll it be?"
Tom considered awhile; and then said:
"The ha'nted house. That's it!"
"Blame it, I don't like ha'nted houses, Tom. Why, they're a dern sight worse'n dead people. Dead people
might talk, maybe, but they don't come sliding around in a shroud, when you ain't noticing, and peep over
your shoulder all of a sudden and grit their teeth, the way a ghost does. I couldn't stand such a thing as that,
Tom nobody could."
"Yes, but, Huck, ghosts don't travel around only at night. They won't hender us from digging there in the
daytime."
"Well, that's so. But you know mighty well people don't go about that ha'nted house in the day nor the night."
"Well, that's mostly because they don't like to go where a man's been murdered, anyway but nothing's
ever been seen around that house except in the night just some blue lights slipping by the windows no
regular ghosts."
"Well, where you see one of them blue lights flickering around, Tom, you can bet there's a ghost mighty
close behind it. It stands to reason. Becuz you know that they don't anybody but ghosts use 'em."
"Yes, that's so. But anyway they don't come around in the daytime, so what's the use of our being afeard?"
"Well, all right. We'll tackle the ha'nted house if you say so but I reckon it's taking chances."
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They had started down the hill by this time. There in the middle of the moonlit valley below them stood the
"ha'nted" house, utterly isolated, its fences gone long ago, rank weeds smothering the very doorsteps, the
chimney crumbled to ruin, the windowsashes vacant, a corner of the roof caved in. The boys gazed awhile,
half expecting to see a blue light flit past a window; then talking in a low tone, as befitted the time and the
circumstances, they struck far off to the right, to give the haunted house a wide berth, and took their way
homeward through the woods that adorned the rearward side of Cardiff Hill.
CHAPTER XXVI
ABOUT noon the next day the boys arrived at the dead tree; they had come for their tools. Tom was
impatient to go to the haunted house; Huck was measurably so, also but suddenly said:
"Lookyhere, Tom, do you know what day it is?"
Tom mentally ran over the days of the week, and then quickly lifted his eyes with a startled look in them
"My! I never once thought of it, Huck!"
"Well, I didn't neither, but all at once it popped onto me that it was Friday."
"Blame it, a body can't be too careful, Huck. We might 'a' got into an awful scrape, tackling such a thing on a
Friday."
"MIGHT! Better say we WOULD! There's some lucky days, maybe, but Friday ain't."
"Any fool knows that. I don't reckon YOU was the first that found it out, Huck."
"Well, I never said I was, did I? And Friday ain't all, neither. I had a rotten bad dream last night dreampt
about rats."
"No! Sure sign of trouble. Did they fight?"
"No."
"Well, that's good, Huck. When they don't fight it's only a sign that there's trouble around, you know. All we
got to do is to look mighty sharp and keep out of it. We'll drop this thing for today, and play. Do you know
Robin Hood, Huck?"
"No. Who's Robin Hood?"
"Why, he was one of the greatest men that was ever in England and the best. He was a robber."
"Cracky, I wisht I was. Who did he rob?"
"Only sheriffs and bishops and rich people and kings, and such like. But he never bothered the poor. He loved
'em. He always divided up with 'em perfectly square."
"Well, he must 'a' been a brick."
"I bet you he was, Huck. Oh, he was the noblest man that ever was. They ain't any such men now, I can tell
you. He could lick any man in England, with one hand tied behind him; and he could take his yew bow and
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plug a tencent piece every time, a mile and a half."
"What's a YEW bow?"
"I don't know. It's some kind of a bow, of course. And if he hit that dime only on the edge he would set down
and cry and curse. But we'll play Robin Hood it's nobby fun. I'll learn you."
"I'm agreed."
So they played Robin Hood all the afternoon, now and then casting a yearning eye down upon the haunted
house and passing a remark about the morrow's prospects and possibilities there. As the sun began to sink
into the west they took their way homeward athwart the long shadows of the trees and soon were buried from
sight in the forests of Cardiff Hill.
On Saturday, shortly after noon, the boys were at the dead tree again. They had a smoke and a chat in the
shade, and then dug a little in their last hole, not with great hope, but merely because Tom said there were so
many cases where people had given up a treasure after getting down within six inches of it, and then
somebody else had come along and turned it up with a single thrust of a shovel. The thing failed this time,
however, so the boys shouldered their tools and went away feeling that they had not trifled with fortune, but
had fulfilled all the requirements that belong to the business of treasurehunting.
When they reached the haunted house there was something so weird and grisly about the dead silence that
reigned there under the baking sun, and something so depressing about the loneliness and desolation of the
place, that they were afraid, for a moment, to venture in. Then they crept to the door and took a trembling
peep. They saw a weedgrown, floorless room, unplastered, an ancient fireplace, vacant windows, a ruinous
staircase; and here, there, and everywhere hung ragged and abandoned cobwebs. They presently entered,
softly, with quickened pulses, talking in whispers, ears alert to catch the slightest sound, and muscles tense
and ready for instant retreat.
In a little while familiarity modified their fears and they gave the place a critical and interested examination,
rather admiring their own boldness, and wondering at it, too. Next they wanted to look upstairs. This was
something like cutting off retreat, but they got to daring each other, and of course there could be but one
result they threw their tools into a corner and made the ascent. Up there were the same signs of decay. In
one corner they found a closet that promised mystery, but the promise was a fraud there was nothing in it.
Their courage was up now and well in hand. They were about to go down and begin work when
"Sh!" said Tom.
"What is it?" whispered Huck, blanching with fright.
"Sh! ... There! ... Hear it?"
"Yes! ... Oh, my! Let's run!"
"Keep still! Don't you budge! They're coming right toward the door."
The boys stretched themselves upon the floor with their eyes to knotholes in the planking, and lay waiting,
in a misery of fear.
"They've stopped.... No coming.... Here they are. Don't whisper another word, Huck. My goodness, I wish
I was out of this!"
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Two men entered. Each boy said to himself: "There's the old deaf and dumb Spaniard that's been about town
once or twice lately never saw t'other man before."
"T'other" was a ragged, unkempt creature, with nothing very pleasant in his face. The Spaniard was wrapped
in a serape; he had bushy white whiskers; long white hair flowed from under his sombrero, and he wore green
goggles. When they came in, "t'other" was talking in a low voice; they sat down on the ground, facing the
door, with their backs to the wall, and the speaker continued his remarks. His manner became less guarded
and his words more distinct as he proceeded:
"No," said he, "I've thought it all over, and I don't like it. It's dangerous."
"Dangerous!" grunted the "deaf and dumb" Spaniard to the vast surprise of the boys. "Milksop!"
This voice made the boys gasp and quake. It was Injun Joe's! There was silence for some time. Then Joe said:
"What's any more dangerous than that job up yonder but nothing's come of it."
"That's different. Away up the river so, and not another house about. 'Twon't ever be known that we tried,
anyway, long as we didn't succeed."
"Well, what's more dangerous than coming here in the daytime! anybody would suspicion us that saw us."
"I know that. But there warn't any other place as handy after that fool of a job. I want to quit this shanty. I
wanted to yesterday, only it warn't any use trying to stir out of here, with those infernal boys playing over
there on the hill right in full view."
"Those infernal boys" quaked again under the inspiration of this remark, and thought how lucky it was that
they had remembered it was Friday and concluded to wait a day. They wished in their hearts they had waited
a year.
The two men got out some food and made a luncheon. After a long and thoughtful silence, Injun Joe said:
"Look here, lad you go back up the river where you belong. Wait there till you hear from me. I'll take the
chances on dropping into this town just once more, for a look. We'll do that 'dangerous' job after I've spied
around a little and think things look well for it. Then for Texas! We'll leg it together!"
This was satisfactory. Both men presently fell to yawning, and Injun Joe said:
"I'm dead for sleep! It's your turn to watch."
He curled down in the weeds and soon began to snore. His comrade stirred him once or twice and he became
quiet. Presently the watcher began to nod; his head drooped lower and lower, both men began to snore now.
The boys drew a long, grateful breath. Tom whispered:
"Now's our chance come!"
Huck said:
"I can't I'd die if they was to wake."
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Tom urged Huck held back. At last Tom rose slowly and softly, and started alone. But the first step he
made wrung such a hideous creak from the crazy floor that he sank down almost dead with fright. He never
made a second attempt. The boys lay there counting the dragging moments till it seemed to them that time
must be done and eternity growing gray; and then they were grateful to note that at last the sun was setting.
Now one snore ceased. Injun Joe sat up, stared around smiled grimly upon his comrade, whose head was
drooping upon his knees stirred him up with his foot and said:
"Here! YOU'RE a watchman, ain't you! All right, though nothing's happened."
"My! have I been asleep?"
"Oh, partly, partly. Nearly time for us to be moving, pard. What'll we do with what little swag we've got
left?"
"I don't know leave it here as we've always done, I reckon. No use to take it away till we start south. Six
hundred and fifty in silver's something to carry."
"Well all right it won't matter to come here once more."
"No but I'd say come in the night as we used to do it's better."
"Yes: but look here; it may be a good while before I get the right chance at that job; accidents might happen;
'tain't in such a very good place; we'll just regularly bury it and bury it deep."
"Good idea," said the comrade, who walked across the room, knelt down, raised one of the rearward
hearthstones and took out a bag that jingled pleasantly. He subtracted from it twenty or thirty dollars for
himself and as much for Injun Joe, and passed the bag to the latter, who was on his knees in the corner, now,
digging with his bowieknife.
The boys forgot all their fears, all their miseries in an instant. With gloating eyes they watched every
movement. Luck! the splendor of it was beyond all imagination! Six hundred dollars was money enough
to make half a dozen boys rich! Here was treasurehunting under the happiest auspices there would not be
any bothersome uncertainty as to where to dig. They nudged each other every moment eloquent nudges
and easily understood, for they simply meant "Oh, but ain't you glad NOW we're here!"
Joe's knife struck upon something.
"Hello!" said he.
"What is it?" said his comrade.
"Halfrotten plank no, it's a box, I believe. Here bear a hand and we'll see what it's here for. Never
mind, I've broke a hole."
He reached his hand in and drew it out
"Man, it's money!"
The two men examined the handful of coins. They were gold. The boys above were as excited as themselves,
and as delighted.
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Joe's comrade said:
"We'll make quick work of this. There's an old rusty pick over amongst the weeds in the corner the other side
of the fireplace I saw it a minute ago."
He ran and brought the boys' pick and shovel. Injun Joe took the pick, looked it over critically, shook his
head, muttered something to himself, and then began to use it. The box was soon unearthed. It was not very
large; it was iron bound and had been very strong before the slow years had injured it. The men contemplated
the treasure awhile in blissful silence.
"Pard, there's thousands of dollars here," said Injun Joe.
"'Twas always said that Murrel's gang used to be around here one summer," the stranger observed.
"I know it," said Injun Joe; "and this looks like it, I should say."
"Now you won't need to do that job."
The halfbreed frowned. Said he:
"You don't know me. Least you don't know all about that thing. 'Tain't robbery altogether it's
REVENGE!" and a wicked light flamed in his eyes. "I'll need your help in it. When it's finished then
Texas. Go home to your Nance and your kids, and stand by till you hear from me."
"Well if you say so; what'll we do with this bury it again?"
"Yes. [Ravishing delight overhead.] NO! by the great Sachem, no! [Profound distress overhead.] I'd nearly
forgot. That pick had fresh earth on it! [The boys were sick with terror in a moment.] What business has a
pick and a shovel here? What business with fresh earth on them? Who brought them here and where are
they gone? Have you heard anybody? seen anybody? What! bury it again and leave them to come and see
the ground disturbed? Not exactly not exactly. We'll take it to my den."
"Why, of course! Might have thought of that before. You mean Number One?"
"No Number Two under the cross. The other place is bad too common."
"All right. It's nearly dark enough to start."
Injun Joe got up and went about from window to window cautiously peeping out. Presently he said:
"Who could have brought those tools here? Do you reckon they can be upstairs?"
The boys' breath forsook them. Injun Joe put his hand on his knife, halted a moment, undecided, and then
turned toward the stairway. The boys thought of the closet, but their strength was gone. The steps came
creaking up the stairs the intolerable distress of the situation woke the stricken resolution of the lads
they were about to spring for the closet, when there was a crash of rotten timbers and Injun Joe landed on the
ground amid the debris of the ruined stairway. He gathered himself up cursing, and his comrade said:
"Now what's the use of all that? If it's anybody, and they're up there, let them STAY there who cares? If
they want to jump down, now, and get into trouble, who objects? It will be dark in fifteen minutes and
then let them follow us if they want to. I'm willing. In my opinion, whoever hove those things in here caught
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a sight of us and took us for ghosts or devils or something. I'll bet they're running yet."
Joe grumbled awhile; then he agreed with his friend that what daylight was left ought to be economized in
getting things ready for leaving. Shortly afterward they slipped out of the house in the deepening twilight,
and moved toward the river with their precious box.
Tom and Huck rose up, weak but vastly relieved, and stared after them through the chinks between the logs
of the house. Follow? Not they. They were content to reach ground again without broken necks, and take the
townward track over the hill. They did not talk much. They were too much absorbed in hating themselves
hating the ill luck that made them take the spade and the pick there. But for that, Injun Joe never would have
suspected. He would have hidden the silver with the gold to wait there till his "revenge" was satisfied, and
then he would have had the misfortune to find that money turn up missing. Bitter, bitter luck that the tools
were ever brought there!
They resolved to keep a lookout for that Spaniard when he should come to town spying out for chances to do
his revengeful job, and follow him to "Number Two," wherever that might be. Then a ghastly thought
occurred to Tom.
"Revenge? What if he means US, Huck!"
"Oh, don't!" said Huck, nearly fainting.
They talked it all over, and as they entered town they agreed to believe that he might possibly mean
somebody else at least that he might at least mean nobody but Tom, since only Tom had testified.
Very, very small comfort it was to Tom to be alone in danger! Company would be a palpable improvement,
he thought.
CHAPTER XXVII
THE adventure of the day mightily tormented Tom's dreams that night. Four times he had his hands on that
rich treasure and four times it wasted to nothingness in his fingers as sleep forsook him and wakefulness
brought back the hard reality of his misfortune. As he lay in the early morning recalling the incidents of his
great adventure, he noticed that they seemed curiously subdued and far away somewhat as if they had
happened in another world, or in a time long gone by. Then it occurred to him that the great adventure itself
must be a dream! There was one very strong argument in favor of this idea namely, that the quantity of
coin he had seen was too vast to be real. He had never seen as much as fifty dollars in one mass before, and
he was like all boys of his age and station in life, in that he imagined that all references to "hundreds" and
"thousands" were mere fanciful forms of speech, and that no such sums really existed in the world. He never
had supposed for a moment that so large a sum as a hundred dollars was to be found in actual money in any
one's possession. If his notions of hidden treasure had been analyzed, they would have been found to consist
of a handful of real dimes and a bushel of vague, splendid, ungraspable dollars.
But the incidents of his adventure grew sensibly sharper and clearer under the attrition of thinking them over,
and so he presently found himself leaning to the impression that the thing might not have been a dream, after
all. This uncertainty must be swept away. He would snatch a hurried breakfast and go and find Huck. Huck
was sitting on the gunwale of a flatboat, listlessly dangling his feet in the water and looking very melancholy.
Tom concluded to let Huck lead up to the subject. If he did not do it, then the adventure would be proved to
have been only a dream.
"Hello, Huck!"
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"Hello, yourself."
Silence, for a minute.
"Tom, if we'd 'a' left the blame tools at the dead tree, we'd 'a' got the money. Oh, ain't it awful!"
"'Tain't a dream, then, 'tain't a dream! Somehow I most wish it was. Dog'd if I don't, Huck."
"What ain't a dream?"
"Oh, that thing yesterday. I been half thinking it was."
"Dream! If them stairs hadn't broke down you'd 'a' seen how much dream it was! I've had dreams enough all
night with that patcheyed Spanish devil going for me all through 'em rot him!"
"No, not rot him. FIND him! Track the money!"
"Tom, we'll never find him. A feller don't have only one chance for such a pile and that one's lost. I'd feel
mighty shaky if I was to see him, anyway."
"Well, so'd I; but I'd like to see him, anyway and track him out to his Number Two."
"Number Two yes, that's it. I been thinking 'bout that. But I can't make nothing out of it. What do you
reckon it is?"
"I dono. It's too deep. Say, Huck maybe it's the number of a house!"
"Goody! ... No, Tom, that ain't it. If it is, it ain't in this onehorse town. They ain't no numbers here."
"Well, that's so. Lemme think a minute. Here it's the number of a room in a tavern, you know!"
"Oh, that's the trick! They ain't only two taverns. We can find out quick."
"You stay here, Huck, till I come."
Tom was off at once. He did not care to have Huck's company in public places. He was gone half an hour. He
found that in the best tavern, No. 2 had long been occupied by a young lawyer, and was still so occupied. In
the less ostentatious house, No. 2 was a mystery. The tavernkeeper's young son said it was kept locked all
the time, and he never saw anybody go into it or come out of it except at night; he did not know any
particular reason for this state of things; had had some little curiosity, but it was rather feeble; had made the
most of the mystery by entertaining himself with the idea that that room was "ha'nted"; had noticed that there
was a light in there the night before.
"That's what I've found out, Huck. I reckon that's the very No. 2 we're after."
"I reckon it is, Tom. Now what you going to do?"
"Lemme think."
Tom thought a long time. Then he said:
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"I'll tell you. The back door of that No. 2 is the door that comes out into that little close alley between the
tavern and the old rattle trap of a brick store. Now you get hold of all the doorkeys you can find, and I'll nip
all of auntie's, and the first dark night we'll go there and try 'em. And mind you, keep a lookout for Injun Joe,
because he said he was going to drop into town and spy around once more for a chance to get his revenge. If
you see him, you just follow him; and if he don't go to that No. 2, that ain't the place."
"Lordy, I don't want to foller him by myself!"
"Why, it'll be night, sure. He mightn't ever see you and if he did, maybe he'd never think anything."
"Well, if it's pretty dark I reckon I'll track him. I dono I dono. I'll try."
"You bet I'll follow him, if it's dark, Huck. Why, he might 'a' found out he couldn't get his revenge, and be
going right after that money."
"It's so, Tom, it's so. I'll foller him; I will, by jingoes!"
"Now you're TALKING! Don't you ever weaken, Huck, and I won't."
CHAPTER XXVIII
THAT night Tom and Huck were ready for their adventure. They hung about the neighborhood of the tavern
until after nine, one watching the alley at a distance and the other the tavern door. Nobody entered the alley
or left it; nobody resembling the Spaniard entered or left the tavern door. The night promised to be a fair one;
so Tom went home with the understanding that if a considerable degree of darkness came on, Huck was to
come and "maow," whereupon he would slip out and try the keys. But the night remained clear, and Huck
closed his watch and retired to bed in an empty sugar hogshead about twelve.
Tuesday the boys had the same ill luck. Also Wednesday. But Thursday night promised better. Tom slipped
out in good season with his aunt's old tin lantern, and a large towel to blindfold it with. He hid the lantern in
Huck's sugar hogshead and the watch began. An hour before midnight the tavern closed up and its lights (the
only ones thereabouts) were put out. No Spaniard had been seen. Nobody had entered or left the alley.
Everything was auspicious. The blackness of darkness reigned, the perfect stillness was interrupted only by
occasional mutterings of distant thunder.
Tom got his lantern, lit it in the hogshead, wrapped it closely in the towel, and the two adventurers crept in
the gloom toward the tavern. Huck stood sentry and Tom felt his way into the alley. Then there was a season
of waiting anxiety that weighed upon Huck's spirits like a mountain. He began to wish he could see a flash
from the lantern it would frighten him, but it would at least tell him that Tom was alive yet. It seemed
hours since Tom had disappeared. Surely he must have fainted; maybe he was dead; maybe his heart had
burst under terror and excitement. In his uneasiness Huck found himself drawing closer and closer to the
alley; fearing all sorts of dreadful things, and momentarily expecting some catastrophe to happen that would
take away his breath. There was not much to take away, for he seemed only able to inhale it by thimblefuls,
and his heart would soon wear itself out, the way it was beating. Suddenly there was a flash of light and Tom
came tearing by him:
"Run!" said he; "run, for your life!"
He needn't have repeated it; once was enough; Huck was making thirty or forty miles an hour before the
repetition was uttered. The boys never stopped till they reached the shed of a deserted slaughterhouse at the
lower end of the village. Just as they got within its shelter the storm burst and the rain poured down. As soon
as Tom got his breath he said:
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"Huck, it was awful! I tried two of the keys, just as soft as I could; but they seemed to make such a power of
racket that I couldn't hardly get my breath I was so scared. They wouldn't turn in the lock, either. Well,
without noticing what I was doing, I took hold of the knob, and open comes the door! It warn't locked! I
hopped in, and shook off the towel, and, GREAT CAESAR'S GHOST!"
"What! what'd you see, Tom?"
"Huck, I most stepped onto Injun Joe's hand!"
"No!"
"Yes! He was lying there, sound asleep on the floor, with his old patch on his eye and his arms spread out."
"Lordy, what did you do? Did he wake up?"
"No, never budged. Drunk, I reckon. I just grabbed that towel and started!"
"I'd never 'a' thought of the towel, I bet!"
"Well, I would. My aunt would make me mighty sick if I lost it."
"Say, Tom, did you see that box?"
"Huck, I didn't wait to look around. I didn't see the box, I didn't see the cross. I didn't see anything but a bottle
and a tin cup on the floor by Injun Joe; yes, I saw two barrels and lots more bottles in the room. Don't you
see, now, what's the matter with that ha'nted room?"
"How?"
"Why, it's ha'nted with whiskey! Maybe ALL the Temperance Taverns have got a ha'nted room, hey, Huck?"
"Well, I reckon maybe that's so. Who'd 'a' thought such a thing? But say, Tom, now's a mighty good time to
get that box, if Injun Joe's drunk."
"It is, that! You try it!"
Huck shuddered.
"Well, no I reckon not."
"And I reckon not, Huck. Only one bottle alongside of Injun Joe ain't enough. If there'd been three, he'd be
drunk enough and I'd do it."
There was a long pause for reflection, and then Tom said:
"Lookyhere, Huck, less not try that thing any more till we know Injun Joe's not in there. It's too scary. Now,
if we watch every night, we'll be dead sure to see him go out, some time or other, and then we'll snatch that
box quicker'n lightning."
"Well, I'm agreed. I'll watch the whole night long, and I'll do it every night, too, if you'll do the other part of
the job."
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"All right, I will. All you got to do is to trot up Hooper Street a block and maow and if I'm asleep, you
throw some gravel at the window and that'll fetch me."
"Agreed, and good as wheat!"
"Now, Huck, the storm's over, and I'll go home. It'll begin to be daylight in a couple of hours. You go back
and watch that long, will you?"
"I said I would, Tom, and I will. I'll ha'nt that tavern every night for a year! I'll sleep all day and I'll stand
watch all night."
"That's all right. Now, where you going to sleep?"
"In Ben Rogers' hayloft. He lets me, and so does his pap's nigger man, Uncle Jake. I tote water for Uncle Jake
whenever he wants me to, and any time I ask him he gives me a little something to eat if he can spare it.
That's a mighty good nigger, Tom. He likes me, becuz I don't ever act as if I was above him. Sometime I've
set right down and eat WITH him. But you needn't tell that. A body's got to do things when he's awful hungry
he wouldn't want to do as a steady thing."
"Well, if I don't want you in the daytime, I'll let you sleep. I won't come bothering around. Any time you see
something's up, in the night, just skip right around and maow."
CHAPTER XXIX
THE first thing Tom heard on Friday morning was a glad piece of news Judge Thatcher's family had come
back to town the night before. Both Injun Joe and the treasure sunk into secondary importance for a moment,
and Becky took the chief place in the boy's interest. He saw her and they had an exhausting good time
playing "hispy" and "gullykeeper" with a crowd of their schoolmates. The day was completed and crowned
in a peculiarly satisfactory way: Becky teased her mother to appoint the next day for the longpromised and
longdelayed picnic, and she consented. The child's delight was boundless; and Tom's not more moderate. The
invitations were sent out before sunset, and straightway the young folks of the village were thrown into a
fever of preparation and pleasurable anticipation. Tom's excitement enabled him to keep awake until a pretty
late hour, and he had good hopes of hearing Huck's "maow," and of having his treasure to astonish Becky and
the picnickers with, next day; but he was disappointed. No signal came that night.
Morning came, eventually, and by ten or eleven o'clock a giddy and rollicking company were gathered at
Judge Thatcher's, and everything was ready for a start. It was not the custom for elderly people to mar the
picnics with their presence. The children were considered safe enough under the wings of a few young ladies
of eighteen and a few young gentlemen of twentythree or thereabouts. The old steam ferryboat was
chartered for the occasion; presently the gay throng filed up the main street laden with provisionbaskets. Sid
was sick and had to miss the fun; Mary remained at home to entertain him. The last thing Mrs. Thatcher said
to Becky, was:
"You'll not get back till late. Perhaps you'd better stay all night with some of the girls that live near the
ferrylanding, child."
"Then I'll stay with Susy Harper, mamma."
"Very well. And mind and behave yourself and don't be any trouble."
Presently, as they tripped along, Tom said to Becky:
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"Say I'll tell you what we'll do. 'Stead of going to Joe Harper's we'll climb right up the hill and stop at the
Widow Douglas'. She'll have icecream! She has it most every day dead loads of it. And she'll be awful
glad to have us."
"Oh, that will be fun!"
Then Becky reflected a moment and said:
"But what will mamma say?"
"How'll she ever know?"
The girl turned the idea over in her mind, and said reluctantly:
"I reckon it's wrong but "
"But shucks! Your mother won't know, and so what's the harm? All she wants is that you'll be safe; and I bet
you she'd 'a' said go there if she'd 'a' thought of it. I know she would!"
The Widow Douglas' splendid hospitality was a tempting bait. It and Tom's persuasions presently carried the
day. So it was decided to say nothing anybody about the night's programme. Presently it occurred to Tom that
maybe Huck might come this very night and give the signal. The thought took a deal of the spirit out of his
anticipations. Still he could not bear to give up the fun at Widow Douglas'. And why should he give it up, he
reasoned the signal did not come the night before, so why should it be any more likely to come tonight?
The sure fun of the evening outweighed the uncertain treasure; and, boylike, he determined to yield to the
stronger inclination and not allow himself to think of the box of money another time that day.
Three miles below town the ferryboat stopped at the mouth of a woody hollow and tied up. The crowd
swarmed ashore and soon the forest distances and craggy heights echoed far and near with shoutings and
laughter. All the different ways of getting hot and tired were gone through with, and byandby the rovers
straggled back to camp fortified with responsible appetites, and then the destruction of the good things began.
After the feast there was a refreshing season of rest and chat in the shade of spreading oaks. Byand by
somebody shouted:
"Who's ready for the cave?"
Everybody was. Bundles of candles were procured, and straightway there was a general scamper up the hill.
The mouth of the cave was up the hillside an opening shaped like a letter A. Its massive oaken door stood
unbarred. Within was a small chamber, chilly as an icehouse, and walled by Nature with solid limestone that
was dewy with a cold sweat. It was romantic and mysterious to stand here in the deep gloom and look out
upon the green valley shining in the sun. But the impressiveness of the situation quickly wore off, and the
romping began again. The moment a candle was lighted there was a general rush upon the owner of it; a
struggle and a gallant defence followed, but the candle was soon knocked down or blown out, and then there
was a glad clamor of laughter and a new chase. But all things have an end. Byandby the procession went
filing down the steep descent of the main avenue, the flickering rank of lights dimly revealing the lofty walls
of rock almost to their point of junction sixty feet overhead. This main avenue was not more than eight or ten
feet wide. Every few steps other lofty and still narrower crevices branched from it on either hand for
McDougal's cave was but a vast labyrinth of crooked aisles that ran into each other and out again and led
nowhere. It was said that one might wander days and nights together through its intricate tangle of rifts and
chasms, and never find the end of the cave; and that he might go down, and down, and still down, into the
earth, and it was just the same labyrinth under labyrinth, and no end to any of them. No man "knew" the
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cave. That was an impossible thing. Most of the young men knew a portion of it, and it was not customary to
venture much beyond this known portion. Tom Sawyer knew as much of the cave as any one.
The procession moved along the main avenue some threequarters of a mile, and then groups and couples
began to slip aside into branch avenues, fly along the dismal corridors, and take each other by surprise at
points where the corridors joined again. Parties were able to elude each other for the space of half an hour
without going beyond the "known" ground.
Byandby, one group after another came straggling back to the mouth of the cave, panting, hilarious,
smeared from head to foot with tallow drippings, daubed with clay, and entirely delighted with the success of
the day. Then they were astonished to find that they had been taking no note of time and that night was about
at hand. The clanging bell had been calling for half an hour. However, this sort of close to the day's
adventures was romantic and therefore satisfactory. When the ferryboat with her wild freight pushed into the
stream, nobody cared sixpence for the wasted time but the captain of the craft.
Huck was already upon his watch when the ferryboat' s lights went glinting past the wharf. He heard no noise
on board, for the young people were as subdued and still as people usually are who are nearly tired to death.
He wondered what boat it was, and why she did not stop at the wharf and then he dropped her out of his
mind and put his attention upon his business. The night was growing cloudy and dark. Ten o'clock came, and
the noise of vehicles ceased, scattered lights began to wink out, all straggling footpassengers disappeared, the
village betook itself to its slumbers and left the small watcher alone with the silence and the ghosts. Eleven
o'clock came, and the tavern lights were put out; darkness everywhere, now. Huck waited what seemed a
weary long time, but nothing happened. His faith was weakening. Was there any use? Was there really any
use? Why not give it up and turn in?
A noise fell upon his ear. He was all attention in an instant. The alley door closed softly. He sprang to the
corner of the brick store. The next moment two men brushed by him, and one seemed to have something
under his arm. It must be that box! So they were going to remove the treasure. Why call Tom now? It would
be absurd the men would get away with the box and never be found again. No, he would stick to their
wake and follow them; he would trust to the darkness for security from discovery. So communing with
himself, Huck stepped out and glided along behind the men, catlike, with bare feet, allowing them to keep
just far enough ahead not to be invisible.
They moved up the river street three blocks, then turned to the left up a crossstreet. They went straight
ahead, then, until they came to the path that led up Cardiff Hill; this they took. They passed by the old
Welshman's house, halfway up the hill, without hesitating, and still climbed upward. Good, thought Huck,
they will bury it in the old quarry. But they never stopped at the quarry. They passed on, up the summit. They
plunged into the narrow path between the tall sumach bushes, and were at once hidden in the gloom. Huck
closed up and shortened his distance, now, for they would never be able to see him. He trotted along awhile;
then slackened his pace, fearing he was gaining too fast; moved on a piece, then stopped altogether; listened;
no sound; none, save that he seemed to hear the beating of his own heart. The hooting of an owl came over
the hill ominous sound! But no footsteps. Heavens, was everything lost! He was about to spring with
winged feet, when a man cleared his throat not four feet from him! Huck's heart shot into his throat, but he
swallowed it again; and then he stood there shaking as if a dozen agues had taken charge of him at once, and
so weak that he thought he must surely fall to the ground. He knew where he was. He knew he was within
five steps of the stile leading into Widow Douglas' grounds. Very well, he thought, let them bury it there; it
won't be hard to find.
Now there was a voice a very low voice Injun Joe's:
"Damn her, maybe she's got company there's lights, late as it is."
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"I can't see any."
This was that stranger's voice the stranger of the haunted house. A deadly chill went to Huck's heart
this, then, was the "revenge" job! His thought was, to fly. Then he remembered that the Widow Douglas had
been kind to him more than once, and maybe these men were going to murder her. He wished he dared
venture to warn her; but he knew he didn't dare they might come and catch him. He thought all this and
more in the moment that elapsed between the stranger's remark and Injun Joe's next which was
"Because the bush is in your way. Now this way now you see, don't you?"
"Yes. Well, there IS company there, I reckon. Better give it up."
"Give it up, and I just leaving this country forever! Give it up and maybe never have another chance. I tell
you again, as I've told you before, I don't care for her swag you may have it. But her husband was rough
on me many times he was rough on me and mainly he was the justice of the peace that jugged me for a
vagrant. And that ain't all. It ain't a millionth part of it! He had me HORSEWHIPPED! horsewhipped in
front of the jail, like a nigger! with all the town looking on! HORSEWHIPPED! do you understand?
He took advantage of me and died. But I'll take it out of HER."
"Oh, don't kill her! Don't do that!"
"Kill? Who said anything about killing? I would kill HIM if he was here; but not her. When you want to get
revenge on a woman you don't kill her bosh! you go for her looks. You slit her nostrils you notch her
ears like a sow!"
"By God, that's "
"Keep your opinion to yourself! It will be safest for you. I'll tie her to the bed. If she bleeds to death, is that
my fault? I'll not cry, if she does. My friend, you'll help me in this thing for MY sake that's why you're
here I mightn't be able alone. If you flinch, I'll kill you. Do you understand that? And if I have to kill you,
I'll kill her and then I reckon nobody'll ever know much about who done this business."
"Well, if it's got to be done, let's get at it. The quicker the better I'm all in a shiver."
"Do it NOW? And company there? Look here I'll get suspicious of you, first thing you know. No we'll
wait till the lights are out there's no hurry."
Huck felt that a silence was going to ensue a thing still more awful than any amount of murderous talk; so
he held his breath and stepped gingerly back; planted his foot carefully and firmly, after balancing,
onelegged, in a precarious way and almost toppling over, first on one side and then on the other. He took
another step back, with the same elaboration and the same risks; then another and another, and a twig
snapped under his foot! His breath stopped and he listened. There was no sound the stillness was perfect.
His gratitude was measureless. Now he turned in his tracks, between the walls of sumach bushes turned
himself as carefully as if he were a ship and then stepped quickly but cautiously along. When he emerged
at the quarry he felt secure, and so he picked up his nimble heels and flew. Down, down he sped, till he
reached the Welshman's. He banged at the door, and presently the heads of the old man and his two stalwart
sons were thrust from windows.
"What's the row there? Who's banging? What do you want?"
"Let me in quick! I'll tell everything."
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"Why, who are you?"
"Huckleberry Finn quick, let me in!"
"Huckleberry Finn, indeed! It ain't a name to open many doors, I judge! But let him in, lads, and let's see
what's the trouble."
"Please don't ever tell I told you," were Huck's first words when he got in. "Please don't I'd be killed, sure
but the widow's been good friends to me sometimes, and I want to tell I WILL tell if you'll promise
you won't ever say it was me."
"By George, he HAS got something to tell, or he wouldn't act so!" exclaimed the old man; "out with it and
nobody here'll ever tell, lad."
Three minutes later the old man and his sons, well armed, were up the hill, and just entering the sumach path
on tiptoe, their weapons in their hands. Huck accompanied them no further. He hid behind a great bowlder
and fell to listening. There was a lagging, anxious silence, and then all of a sudden there was an explosion of
firearms and a cry.
Huck waited for no particulars. He sprang away and sped down the hill as fast as his legs could carry him.
CHAPTER XXX
AS the earliest suspicion of dawn appeared on Sunday morning, Huck came groping up the hill and rapped
gently at the old Welshman's door. The inmates were asleep, but it was a sleep that was set on a hairtrigger,
on account of the exciting episode of the night. A call came from a window:
"Who's there!"
Huck's scared voice answered in a low tone:
"Please let me in! It's only Huck Finn!"
"It's a name that can open this door night or day, lad! and welcome!"
These were strange words to the vagabond boy's ears, and the pleasantest he had ever heard. He could not
recollect that the closing word had ever been applied in his case before. The door was quickly unlocked, and
he entered. Huck was given a seat and the old man and his brace of tall sons speedily dressed themselves.
"Now, my boy, I hope you're good and hungry, because breakfast will be ready as soon as the sun's up, and
we'll have a piping hot one, too make yourself easy about that! I and the boys hoped you'd turn up and
stop here last night."
"I was awful scared," said Huck, "and I run. I took out when the pistols went off, and I didn't stop for three
mile. I've come now becuz I wanted to know about it, you know; and I come before daylight becuz I didn't
want to run across them devils, even if they was dead."
"Well, poor chap, you do look as if you'd had a hard night of it but there's a bed here for you when you've
had your breakfast. No, they ain't dead, lad we are sorry enough for that. You see we knew right where to
put our hands on them, by your description; so we crept along on tiptoe till we got within fifteen feet of them
dark as a cellar that sumach path was and just then I found I was going to sneeze. It was the meanest
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kind of luck! I tried to keep it back, but no use 'twas bound to come, and it did come! I was in the lead
with my pistol raised, and when the sneeze started those scoundrels arustling to get out of the path, I sung
out, 'Fire boys!' and blazed away at the place where the rustling was. So did the boys. But they were off in a
jiffy, those villains, and we after them, down through the woods. I judge we never touched them. They fired a
shot apiece as they started, but their bullets whizzed by and didn't do us any harm. As soon as we lost the
sound of their feet we quit chasing, and went down and stirred up the constables. They got a posse together,
and went off to guard the river bank, and as soon as it is light the sheriff and a gang are going to beat up the
woods. My boys will be with them presently. I wish we had some sort of description of those rascals
'twould help a good deal. But you couldn't see what they were like, in the dark, lad, I suppose?"
"Oh yes; I saw them downtown and follered them."
"Splendid! Describe them describe them, my boy!"
"One's the old deaf and dumb Spaniard that's ben around here once or twice, and t'other's a meanlooking,
ragged "
"That's enough, lad, we know the men! Happened on them in the woods back of the widow's one day, and
they slunk away. Off with you, boys, and tell the sheriff get your breakfast tomorrow morning!"
The Welshman's sons departed at once. As they were leaving the room Huck sprang up and exclaimed:
"Oh, please don't tell ANYbody it was me that blowed on them! Oh, please!"
"All right if you say it, Huck, but you ought to have the credit of what you did."
"Oh no, no! Please don't tell!"
When the young men were gone, the old Welshman said:
"They won't tell and I won't. But why don't you want it known?"
Huck would not explain, further than to say that he already knew too much about one of those men and would
not have the man know that he knew anything against him for the whole world he would be killed for
knowing it, sure.
The old man promised secrecy once more, and said:
"How did you come to follow these fellows, lad? Were they looking suspicious?"
Huck was silent while he framed a duly cautious reply. Then he said:
"Well, you see, I'm a kind of a hard lot, least everybody says so, and I don't see nothing agin it and
sometimes I can't sleep much, on account of thinking about it and sort of trying to strike out a new way of
doing. That was the way of it last night. I couldn't sleep, and so I come along upstreet 'bout midnight,
aturning it all over, and when I got to that old shackly brick store by the Temperance Tavern, I backed up
agin the wall to have another think. Well, just then along comes these two chaps slipping along close by me,
with something under their arm, and I reckoned they'd stole it. One was asmoking, and t'other one wanted a
light; so they stopped right before me and the cigars lit up their faces and I see that the big one was the deaf
and dumb Spaniard, by his white whiskers and the patch on his eye, and t'other one was a rusty,
raggedlooking devil."
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"Could you see the rags by the light of the cigars?"
This staggered Huck for a moment. Then he said:
"Well, I don't know but somehow it seems as if I did."
"Then they went on, and you "
"Follered 'em yes. That was it. I wanted to see what was up they sneaked along so. I dogged 'em to the
widder's stile, and stood in the dark and heard the ragged one beg for the widder, and the Spaniard swear he'd
spile her looks just as I told you and your two "
"What! The DEAF AND DUMB man said all that!"
Huck had made another terrible mistake! He was trying his best to keep the old man from getting the faintest
hint of who the Spaniard might be, and yet his tongue seemed determined to get him into trouble in spite of
all he could do. He made several efforts to creep out of his scrape, but the old man's eye was upon him and he
made blunder after blunder. Presently the Welshman said:
"My boy, don't be afraid of me. I wouldn't hurt a hair of your head for all the world. No I'd protect you
I'd protect you. This Spaniard is not deaf and dumb; you've let that slip without intending it; you can't cover
that up now. You know something about that Spaniard that you want to keep dark. Now trust me tell me
what it is, and trust me I won't betray you."
Huck looked into the old man's honest eyes a moment, then bent over and whispered in his ear:
"'Tain't a Spaniard it's Injun Joe!"
The Welshman almost jumped out of his chair. In a moment he said:
"It's all plain enough, now. When you talked about notching ears and slitting noses I judged that that was
your own embellishment, because white men don't take that sort of revenge. But an Injun! That's a different
matter altogether."
During breakfast the talk went on, and in the course of it the old man said that the last thing which he and his
sons had done, before going to bed, was to get a lantern and examine the stile and its vicinity for marks of
blood. They found none, but captured a bulky bundle of
"Of WHAT?"
If the words had been lightning they could not have leaped with a more stunning suddenness from Huck's
blanched lips. His eyes were staring wide, now, and his breath suspended waiting for the answer. The
Welshman started stared in return three seconds five seconds ten then replied:
"Of burglar's tools. Why, what's the MATTER with you?"
Huck sank back, panting gently, but deeply, unutterably grateful. The Welshman eyed him gravely, curiously
and presently said:
"Yes, burglar's tools. That appears to relieve you a good deal. But what did give you that turn? What were
YOU expecting we'd found?"
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Huck was in a close place the inquiring eye was upon him he would have given anything for material
for a plausible answer nothing suggested itself the inquiring eye was boring deeper and deeper a
senseless reply offered there was no time to weigh it, so at a venture he uttered it feebly:
"Sundayschool books, maybe."
Poor Huck was too distressed to smile, but the old man laughed loud and joyously, shook up the details of his
anatomy from head to foot, and ended by saying that such a laugh was money in aman's pocket, because it
cut down the doctor's bill like everything. Then he added:
"Poor old chap, you're white and jaded you ain't well a bit no wonder you're a little flighty and off your
balance. But you'll come out of it. Rest and sleep will fetch you out all right, I hope."
Huck was irritated to think he had been such a goose and betrayed such a suspicious excitement, for he had
dropped the idea that the parcel brought from the tavern was the treasure, as soon as he had heard the talk at
the widow's stile. He had only thought it was not the treasure, however he had not known that it wasn't
and so the suggestion of a captured bundle was too much for his selfpossession. But on the whole he felt
glad the little episode had happened, for now he knew beyond all question that that bundle was not THE
bundle, and so his mind was at rest and exceedingly comfortable. In fact, everything seemed to be drifting
just in the right direction, now; the treasure must be still in No. 2, the men would be captured and jailed that
day, and he and Tom could seize the gold that night without any trouble or any fear of interruption.
Just as breakfast was completed there was a knock at the door. Huck jumped for a hidingplace, for he had
no mind to be connected even remotely with the late event. The Welshman admitted several ladies and
gentlemen, among them the Widow Douglas, and noticed that groups of citizens were climbing up the hill
to stare at the stile. So the news had spread. The Welshman had to tell the story of the night to the visitors.
The widow's gratitude for her preservation was outspoken.
"Don't say a word about it, madam. There's another that you're more beholden to than you are to me and my
boys, maybe, but he don't allow me to tell his name. We wouldn't have been there but for him."
Of course this excited a curiosity so vast that it almost belittled the main matter but the Welshman
allowed it to eat into the vitals of his visitors, and through them be transmitted to the whole town, for he
refused to part with his secret. When all else had been learned, the widow said:
"I went to sleep reading in bed and slept straight through all that noise. Why didn't you come and wake me?"
"We judged it warn't worth while. Those fellows warn't likely to come again they hadn't any tools left to
work with, and what was the use of waking you up and scaring you to death? My three negro men stood
guard at your house all the rest of the night. They've just come back."
More visitors came, and the story had to be told and retold for a couple of hours more.
There was no Sabbathschool during dayschool vacation, but everybody was early at church. The stirring
event was well canvassed. News came that not a sign of the two villains had been yet discovered. When the
sermon was finished, Judge Thatcher's wife dropped alongside of Mrs. Harper as she moved down the aisle
with the crowd and said:
"Is my Becky going to sleep all day? I just expected she would be tired to death."
"Your Becky?"
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"Yes," with a startled look "didn't she stay with you last night?"
"Why, no."
Mrs. Thatcher turned pale, and sank into a pew, just as Aunt Polly, talking briskly with a friend, passed by.
Aunt Polly said:
"Goodmorning, Mrs. Thatcher. Goodmorning, Mrs. Harper. I've got a boy that's turned up missing. I
reckon my Tom stayed at your house last night one of you. And now he's afraid to come to church. I've
got to settle with him."
Mrs. Thatcher shook her head feebly and turned paler than ever.
"He didn't stay with us," said Mrs. Harper, beginning to look uneasy. A marked anxiety came into Aunt
Polly's face.
"Joe Harper, have you seen my Tom this morning?"
"No'm."
"When did you see him last?"
Joe tried to remember, but was not sure he could say. The people had stopped moving out of church.
Whispers passed along, and a boding uneasiness took possession of every countenance. Children were
anxiously questioned, and young teachers. They all said they had not noticed whether Tom and Becky were
on board the ferryboat on the homeward trip; it was dark; no one thought of inquiring if any one was missing.
One young man finally blurted out his fear that they were still in the cave! Mrs. Thatcher swooned away.
Aunt Polly fell to crying and wringing her hands.
The alarm swept from lip to lip, from group to group, from street to street, and within five minutes the bells
were wildly clanging and the whole town was up! The Cardiff Hill episode sank into instant insignificance,
the burglars were forgotten, horses were saddled, skiffs were manned, the ferryboat ordered out, and before
the horror was half an hour old, two hundred men were pouring down highroad and river toward the cave.
All the long afternoon the village seemed empty and dead. Many women visited Aunt Polly and Mrs.
Thatcher and tried to comfort them. They cried with them, too, and that was still better than words. All the
tedious night the town waited for news; but when the morning dawned at last, all the word that came was,
"Send more candles and send food." Mrs. Thatcher was almost crazed; and Aunt Polly, also. Judge
Thatcher sent messages of hope and encouragement from the cave, but they conveyed no real cheer.
The old Welshman came home toward daylight, spattered with candlegrease, smeared with clay, and almost
worn out. He found Huck still in the bed that had been provided for him, and delirious with fever. The
physicians were all at the cave, so the Widow Douglas came and took charge of the patient. She said she
would do her best by him, because, whether he was good, bad, or indifferent, he was the Lord's, and nothing
that was the Lord's was a thing to be neglected. The Welshman said Huck had good spots in him, and the
widow said:
"You can depend on it. That's the Lord's mark. He don't leave it off. He never does. Puts it somewhere on
every creature that comes from his hands."
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Early in the forenoon parties of jaded men began to straggle into the village, but the strongest of the citizens
continued searching. All the news that could be gained was that remotenesses of the cavern were being
ransacked that had never been visited before; that every corner and crevice was going to be thoroughly
searched; that wherever one wandered through the maze of passages, lights were to be seen flitting hither and
thither in the distance, and shoutings and pistolshots sent their hollow reverberations to the ear down the
sombre aisles. In one place, far from the section usually traversed by tourists, the names "BECKY & TOM"
had been found traced upon the rocky wall with candlesmoke, and near at hand a greasesoiled bit of
ribbon. Mrs. Thatcher recognized the ribbon and cried over it. She said it was the last relic she should ever
have of her child; and that no other memorial of her could ever be so precious, because this one parted latest
from the living body before the awful death came. Some said that now and then, in the cave, a faraway
speck of light would glimmer, and then a glorious shout would burst forth and a score of men go trooping
down the echoing aisle and then a sickening disappointment always followed; the children were not there;
it was only a searcher's light.
Three dreadful days and nights dragged their tedious hours along, and the village sank into a hopeless stupor.
No one had heart for anything. The accidental discovery, just made, that the proprietor of the Temperance
Tavern kept liquor on his premises, scarcely fluttered the public pulse, tremendous as the fact was. In a lucid
interval, Huck feebly led up to the subject of taverns, and finally asked dimly dreading the worst if
anything had been discovered at the Temperance Tavern since he had been ill.
"Yes," said the widow.
Huck started up in bed, wildeyed:
"What? What was it?"
"Liquor! and the place has been shut up. Lie down, child what a turn you did give me!"
"Only tell me just one thing only just one please! Was it Tom Sawyer that found it?"
The widow burst into tears. "Hush, hush, child, hush! I've told you before, you must NOT talk. You are very,
very sick!"
Then nothing but liquor had been found; there would have been a great powwow if it had been the gold. So
the treasure was gone forever gone forever! But what could she be crying about? Curious that she should
cry.
These thoughts worked their dim way through Huck's mind, and under the weariness they gave him he fell
asleep. The widow said to herself:
"There he's asleep, poor wreck. Tom Sawyer find it! Pity but somebody could find Tom Sawyer! Ah,
there ain't many left, now, that's got hope enough, or strength enough, either, to go on searching."
CHAPTER XXXI
NOW to return to Tom and Becky's share in the picnic. They tripped along the murky aisles with the rest of
the company, visiting the familiar wonders of the cave wonders dubbed with rather overdescriptive
names, such as "The Drawing Room," "The Cathedral," "Aladdin's Palace," and so on. Presently the
hideandseek frolicking began, and Tom and Becky engaged in it with zeal until the exertion began to grow
a trifle wearisome; then they wandered down a sinuous avenue holding their candles aloft and reading the
tangled webwork of names, dates, postoffice addresses, and mottoes with which the rocky walls had been
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frescoed (in candlesmoke). Still drifting along and talking, they scarcely noticed that they were now in a
part of the cave whose walls were not frescoed. They smoked their own names under an overhanging shelf
and moved on. Presently they came to a place where a little stream of water, trickling over a ledge and
carrying a limestone sediment with it, had, in the slowdragging ages, formed a laced and ruffled Niagara in
gleaming and imperishable stone. Tom squeezed his small body behind it in order to illuminate it for Becky's
gratification. He found that it curtained a sort of steep natural stairway which was enclosed between narrow
walls, and at once the ambition to be a discoverer seized him. Becky responded to his call, and they made a
smokemark for future guidance, and started upon their quest. They wound this way and that, far down into
the secret depths of the cave, made another mark, and branched off in search of novelties to tell the upper
world about. In one place they found a spacious cavern, from whose ceiling depended a multitude of shining
stalactites of the length and circumference of a man's leg; they walked all about it, wondering and admiring,
and presently left it by one of the numerous passages that opened into it. This shortly brought them to a
bewitching spring, whose basin was incrusted with a frostwork of glittering crystals; it was in the midst of a
cavern whose walls were supported by many fantastic pillars which had been formed by the joining of great
stalactites and stalagmites together, the result of the ceaseless waterdrip of centuries. Under the roof vast
knots of bats had packed themselves together, thousands in a bunch; the lights disturbed the creatures and
they came flocking down by hundreds, squeaking and darting furiously at the candles. Tom knew their ways
and the danger of this sort of conduct. He seized Becky's hand and hurried her into the first corridor that
offered; and none too soon, for a bat struck Becky's light out with its wing while she was passing out of the
cavern. The bats chased the children a good distance; but the fugitives plunged into every new passage that
offered, and at last got rid of the perilous things. Tom found a subterranean lake, shortly, which stretched its
dim length away until its shape was lost in the shadows. He wanted to explore its borders, but concluded that
it would be best to sit down and rest awhile, first. Now, for the first time, the deep stillness of the place laid a
clammy hand upon the spirits of the children. Becky said:
"Why, I didn't notice, but it seems ever so long since I heard any of the others."
"Come to think, Becky, we are away down below them and I don't know how far away north, or south, or
east, or whichever it is. We couldn't hear them here."
Becky grew apprehensive.
"I wonder how long we've been down here, Tom? We better start back."
"Yes, I reckon we better. P'raps we better."
"Can you find the way, Tom? It's all a mixedup crookedness to me."
"I reckon I could find it but then the bats. If they put our candles out it will be an awful fix. Let's try some
other way, so as not to go through there."
"Well. But I hope we won't get lost. It would be so awful!" and the girl shuddered at the thought of the
dreadful possibilities.
They started through a corridor, and traversed it in silence a long way, glancing at each new opening, to see if
there was anything familiar about the look of it; but they were all strange. Every time Tom made an
examination, Becky would watch his face for an encouraging sign, and he would say cheerily:
"Oh, it's all right. This ain't the one, but we'll come to it right away!"
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But he felt less and less hopeful with each failure, and presently began to turn off into diverging avenues at
sheer random, in desperate hope of finding the one that was wanted. He still said it was "all right," but there
was such a leaden dread at his heart that the words had lost their ring and sounded just as if he had said, "All
is lost!" Becky clung to his side in an anguish of fear, and tried hard to keep back the tears, but they would
come. At last she said:
"Oh, Tom, never mind the bats, let's go back that way! We seem to get worse and worse off all the time."
"Listen!" said he.
Profound silence; silence so deep that even their breathings were conspicuous in the hush. Tom shouted. The
call went echoing down the empty aisles and died out in the distance in a faint sound that resembled a ripple
of mocking laughter.
"Oh, don't do it again, Tom, it is too horrid," said Becky.
"It is horrid, but I better, Becky; they might hear us, you know," and he shouted again.
The "might" was even a chillier horror than the ghostly laughter, it so confessed a perishing hope. The
children stood still and listened; but there was no result. Tom turned upon the back track at once, and hurried
his steps. It was but a little while before a certain indecision in his manner revealed another fearful fact to
Becky he could not find his way back!
"Oh, Tom, you didn't make any marks!"
"Becky, I was such a fool! Such a fool! I never thought we might want to come back! No I can't find the
way. It's all mixed up."
"Tom, Tom, we're lost! we're lost! We never can get out of this awful place! Oh, why DID we ever leave the
others!"
She sank to the ground and burst into such a frenzy of crying that Tom was appalled with the idea that she
might die, or lose her reason. He sat down by her and put his arms around her; she buried her face in his
bosom, she clung to him, she poured out her terrors, her unavailing regrets, and the far echoes turned them all
to jeering laughter. Tom begged her to pluck up hope again, and she said she could not. He fell to blaming
and abusing himself for getting her into this miserable situation; this had a better effect. She said she would
try to hope again, she would get up and follow wherever he might lead if only he would not talk like that any
more. For he was no more to blame than she, she said.
So they moved on again aimlessly simply at random all they could do was to move, keep moving.
For a little while, hope made a show of reviving not with any reason to back it, but only because it is its
nature to revive when the spring has not been taken out of it by age and familiarity with failure.
Byandby Tom took Becky's candle and blew it out. This economy meant so much! Words were not
needed. Becky understood, and her hope died again. She knew that Tom had a whole candle and three or four
pieces in his pockets yet he must economize.
Byandby, fatigue began to assert its claims; the children tried to pay attention, for it was dreadful to think
of sitting down when time was grown to be so precious, moving, in some direction, in any direction, was at
least progress and might bear fruit; but to sit down was to invite death and shorten its pursuit.
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At last Becky's frail limbs refused to carry her farther. She sat down. Tom rested with her, and they talked of
home, and the friends there, and the comfortable beds and, above all, the light! Becky cried, and Tom tried to
think of some way of comforting her, but all his encouragements were grown threadbare with use, and
sounded like sarcasms. Fatigue bore so heavily upon Becky that she drowsed off to sleep. Tom was grateful.
He sat looking into her drawn face and saw it grow smooth and natural under the influence of pleasant
dreams; and byandby a smile dawned and rested there. The peaceful face reflected somewhat of peace and
healing into his own spirit, and his thoughts wandered away to bygone times and dreamy memories. While he
was deep in his musings, Becky woke up with a breezy little laugh but it was stricken dead upon her lips,
and a groan followed it.
"Oh, how COULD I sleep! I wish I never, never had waked! No! No, I don't, Tom! Don't look so! I won't say
it again."
"I'm glad you've slept, Becky; you'll feel rested, now, and we'll find the way out."
"We can try, Tom; but I've seen such a beautiful country in my dream. I reckon we are going there."
"Maybe not, maybe not. Cheer up, Becky, and let's go on trying."
They rose up and wandered along, hand in hand and hopeless. They tried to estimate how long they had been
in the cave, but all they knew was that it seemed days and weeks, and yet it was plain that this could not be,
for their candles were not gone yet. A long time after this they could not tell how long Tom said they
must go softly and listen for dripping water they must find a spring. They found one presently, and Tom
said it was time to rest again. Both were cruelly tired, yet Becky said she thought she could go a little farther.
She was surprised to hear Tom dissent. She could not understand it. They sat down, and Tom fastened his
candle to the wall in front of them with some clay. Thought was soon busy; nothing was said for some time.
Then Becky broke the silence:
"Tom, I am so hungry!"
Tom took something out of his pocket.
"Do you remember this?" said he.
Becky almost smiled.
"It's our weddingcake, Tom."
"Yes I wish it was as big as a barrel, for it's all we've got."
"I saved it from the picnic for us to dream on, Tom, the way grownup people do with weddingcake but
it'll be our "
She dropped the sentence where it was. Tom divided the cake and Becky ate with good appetite, while Tom
nibbled at his moiety. There was abundance of cold water to finish the feast with. Byandby Becky
suggested that they move on again. Tom was silent a moment. Then he said:
"Becky, can you bear it if I tell you something?"
Becky's face paled, but she thought she could.
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"Well, then, Becky, we must stay here, where there's water to drink. That little piece is our last candle!"
Becky gave loose to tears and wailings. Tom did what he could to comfort her, but with little effect. At length
Becky said:
"Tom!"
"Well, Becky?"
"They'll miss us and hunt for us!"
"Yes, they will! Certainly they will!"
"Maybe they're hunting for us now, Tom."
"Why, I reckon maybe they are. I hope they are."
"When would they miss us, Tom?"
"When they get back to the boat, I reckon."
"Tom, it might be dark then would they notice we hadn't come?"
"I don't know. But anyway, your mother would miss you as soon as they got home."
A frightened look in Becky's face brought Tom to his senses and he saw that he had made a blunder. Becky
was not to have gone home that night! The children became silent and thoughtful. In a moment a new burst of
grief from Becky showed Tom that the thing in his mind had struck hers also that the Sabbath morning
might be half spent before Mrs. Thatcher discovered that Becky was not at Mrs. Harper's.
The children fastened their eyes upon their bit of candle and watched it melt slowly and pitilessly away; saw
the half inch of wick stand alone at last; saw the feeble flame rise and fall, climb the thin column of smoke,
linger at its top a moment, and then the horror of utter darkness reigned!
How long afterward it was that Becky came to a slow consciousness that she was crying in Tom's arms,
neither could tell. All that they knew was, that after what seemed a mighty stretch of time, both awoke out of
a dead stupor of sleep and resumed their miseries once more. Tom said it might be Sunday, now maybe
Monday. He tried to get Becky to talk, but her sorrows were too oppressive, all her hopes were gone. Tom
said that they must have been missed long ago, and no doubt the search was going on. He would shout and
maybe some one would come. He tried it; but in the darkness the distant echoes sounded so hideously that he
tried it no more.
The hours wasted away, and hunger came to torment the captives again. A portion of Tom's half of the cake
was left; they divided and ate it. But they seemed hungrier than before. The poor morsel of food only whetted
desire.
Byandby Tom said:
"SH! Did you hear that?"
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Both held their breath and listened. There was a sound like the faintest, faroff shout. Instantly Tom
answered it, and leading Becky by the hand, started groping down the corridor in its direction. Presently he
listened again; again the sound was heard, and apparently a little nearer.
"It's them!" said Tom; "they're coming! Come along, Becky we're all right now!"
The joy of the prisoners was almost overwhelming. Their speed was slow, however, because pitfalls were
somewhat common, and had to be guarded against. They shortly came to one and had to stop. It might be
three feet deep, it might be a hundred there was no passing it at any rate. Tom got down on his breast and
reached as far down as he could. No bottom. They must stay there and wait until the searchers came. They
listened; evidently the distant shoutings were growing more distant! a moment or two more and they had
gone altogether. The heartsinking misery of it! Tom whooped until he was hoarse, but it was of no use. He
talked hopefully to Becky; but an age of anxious waiting passed and no sounds came again.
The children groped their way back to the spring. The weary time dragged on; they slept again, and awoke
famished and woestricken. Tom believed it must be Tuesday by this time.
Now an idea struck him. There were some side passages near at hand. It would be better to explore some of
these than bear the weight of the heavy time in idleness. He took a kiteline from his pocket, tied it to a
projection, and he and Becky started, Tom in the lead, unwinding the line as he groped along. At the end of
twenty steps the corridor ended in a "jumpingoff place." Tom got down on his knees and felt below, and then
as far around the corner as he could reach with his hands conveniently; he made an effort to stretch yet a little
farther to the right, and at that moment, not twenty yards away, a human hand, holding a candle, appeared
from behind a rock! Tom lifted up a glorious shout, and instantly that hand was followed by the body it
belonged to Injun Joe's! Tom was paralyzed; he could not move. He was vastly gratified the next moment,
to see the "Spaniard" take to his heels and get himself out of sight. Tom wondered that Joe had not
recognized his voice and come over and killed him for testifying in court. But the echoes must have disguised
the voice. Without doubt, that was it, he reasoned. Tom's fright weakened every muscle in his body. He said
to himself that if he had strength enough to get back to the spring he would stay there, and nothing should
tempt him to run the risk of meeting Injun Joe again. He was careful to keep from Becky what it was he had
seen. He told her he had only shouted "for luck."
But hunger and wretchedness rise superior to fears in the long run. Another tedious wait at the spring and
another long sleep brought changes. The children awoke tortured with a raging hunger. Tom believed that it
must be Wednesday or Thursday or even Friday or Saturday, now, and that the search had been given over.
He proposed to explore another passage. He felt willing to risk Injun Joe and all other terrors. But Becky was
very weak. She had sunk into a dreary apathy and would not be roused. She said she would wait, now, where
she was, and die it would not be long. She told Tom to go with the kiteline and explore if he chose; but
she implored him to come back every little while and speak to her; and she made him promise that when the
awful time came, he would stay by her and hold her hand until all was over.
Tom kissed her, with a choking sensation in his throat, and made a show of being confident of finding the
searchers or an escape from the cave; then he took the kiteline in his hand and went groping down one of
the passages on his hands and knees, distressed with hunger and sick with bodings of coming doom.
CHAPTER XXXII
TUESDAY afternoon came, and waned to the twilight. The village of St. Petersburg still mourned. The lost
children had not been found. Public prayers had been offered up for them, and many and many a private
prayer that had the petitioner's whole heart in it; but still no good news came from the cave. The majority of
the searchers had given up the quest and gone back to their daily avocations, saying that it was plain the
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children could never be found. Mrs. Thatcher was very ill, and a great part of the time delirious. People said it
was heartbreaking to hear her call her child, and raise her head and listen a whole minute at a time, then lay it
wearily down again with a moan. Aunt Polly had drooped into a settled melancholy, and her gray hair had
grown almost white. The village went to its rest on Tuesday night, sad and forlorn.
Away in the middle of the night a wild peal burst from the village bells, and in a moment the streets were
swarming with frantic halfclad people, who shouted, "Turn out! turn out! they're found! they're found!" Tin
pans and horns were added to the din, the population massed itself and moved toward the river, met the
children coming in an open carriage drawn by shouting citizens, thronged around it, joined its homeward
march, and swept magnificently up the main street roaring huzzah after huzzah!
The village was illuminated; nobody went to bed again; it was the greatest night the little town had ever seen.
During the first halfhour a procession of villagers filed through Judge Thatcher's house, seized the saved
ones and kissed them, squeezed Mrs. Thatcher' s hand, tried to speak but couldn't and drifted out raining
tears all over the place.
Aunt Polly's happiness was complete, and Mrs. Thatcher's nearly so. It would be complete, however, as soon
as the messenger dispatched with the great news to the cave should get the word to her husband. Tom lay
upon a sofa with an eager auditory about him and told the history of the wonderful adventure, putting in
many striking additions to adorn it withal; and closed with a description of how he left Becky and went on an
exploring expedition; how he followed two avenues as far as his kiteline would reach; how he followed a
third to the fullest stretch of the kiteline, and was about to turn back when he glimpsed a faroff speck that
looked like daylight; dropped the line and groped toward it, pushed his head and shoulders through a small
hole, and saw the broad Mississippi rolling by! And if it had only happened to be night he would not have
seen that speck of daylight and would not have explored that passage any more! He told how he went back
for Becky and broke the good news and she told him not to fret her with such stuff, for she was tired, and
knew she was going to die, and wanted to. He described how he labored with her and convinced her; and how
she almost died for joy when she had groped to where she actually saw the blue speck of daylight; how he
pushed his way out at the hole and then helped her out; how they sat there and cried for gladness; how some
men came along in a skiff and Tom hailed them and told them their situation and their famished condition;
how the men didn't believe the wild tale at first, "because," said they, "you are five miles down the river
below the valley the cave is in" then took them aboard, rowed to a house, gave them supper, made them
rest till two or three hours after dark and then brought them home.
Before daydawn, Judge Thatcher and the handful of searchers with him were tracked out, in the cave, by the
twine clews they had strung behind them, and informed of the great news.
Three days and nights of toil and hunger in the cave were not to be shaken off at once, as Tom and Becky
soon discovered. They were bedridden all of Wednesday and Thursday, and seemed to grow more and more
tired and worn, all the time. Tom got about, a little, on Thursday, was downtown Friday, and nearly as
whole as ever Saturday; but Becky did not leave her room until Sunday, and then she looked as if she had
passed through a wasting illness.
Tom learned of Huck's sickness and went to see him on Friday, but could not be admitted to the bedroom;
neither could he on Saturday or Sunday. He was admitted daily after that, but was warned to keep still about
his adventure and introduce no exciting topic. The Widow Douglas stayed by to see that he obeyed. At home
Tom learned of the Cardiff Hill event; also that the "ragged man's" body had eventually been found in the
river near the ferrylanding; he had been drowned while trying to escape, perhaps.
About a fortnight after Tom's rescue from the cave, he started off to visit Huck, who had grown plenty strong
enough, now, to hear exciting talk, and Tom had some that would interest him, he thought. Judge Thatcher's
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house was on Tom's way, and he stopped to see Becky. The Judge and some friends set Tom to talking, and
some one asked him ironically if he wouldn't like to go to the cave again. Tom said he thought he wouldn't
mind it. The Judge said:
"Well, there are others just like you, Tom, I've not the least doubt. But we have taken care of that. Nobody
will get lost in that cave any more."
"Why?"
"Because I had its big door sheathed with boiler iron two weeks ago, and triplelocked and I've got the
keys."
Tom turned as white as a sheet.
"What's the matter, boy! Here, run, somebody! Fetch a glass of water!"
The water was brought and thrown into Tom's face.
"Ah, now you're all right. What was the matter with you, Tom?"
"Oh, Judge, Injun Joe's in the cave!"
CHAPTER XXXIII
WITHIN a few minutes the news had spread, and a dozen skiffloads of men were on their way to
McDougal's cave, and the ferryboat, well filled with passengers, soon followed. Tom Sawyer was in the skiff
that bore Judge Thatcher.
When the cave door was unlocked, a sorrowful sight presented itself in the dim twilight of the place. Injun
Joe lay stretched upon the ground, dead, with his face close to the crack of the door, as if his longing eyes had
been fixed, to the latest moment, upon the light and the cheer of the free world outside. Tom was touched, for
he knew by his own experience how this wretch had suffered. His pity was moved, but nevertheless he felt an
abounding sense of relief and security, now, which revealed to him in a degree which he had not fully
appreciated before how vast a weight of dread had been lying upon him since the day he lifted his voice
against this bloodyminded outcast.
Injun Joe's bowieknife lay close by, its blade broken in two. The great foundationbeam of the door had
been chipped and hacked through, with tedious labor; useless labor, too, it was, for the native rock formed a
sill outside it, and upon that stubborn material the knife had wrought no effect; the only damage done was to
the knife itself. But if there had been no stony obstruction there the labor would have been useless still, for if
the beam had been wholly cut away Injun Joe could not have squeezed his body under the door, and he knew
it. So he had only hacked that place in order to be doing something in order to pass the weary time in
order to employ his tortured faculties. Ordinarily one could find half a dozen bits of candle stuck around in
the crevices of this vestibule, left there by tourists; but there were none now. The prisoner had searched them
out and eaten them. He had also contrived to catch a few bats, and these, also, he had eaten, leaving only their
claws. The poor unfortunate had starved to death. In one place, near at hand, a stalagmite had been slowly
growing up from the ground for ages, builded by the waterdrip from a stalactite overhead. The captive had
broken off the stalagmite, and upon the stump had placed a stone, wherein he had scooped a shallow hollow
to catch the precious drop that fell once in every three minutes with the dreary regularity of a clocktick a
dessertspoonful once in four and twenty hours. That drop was falling when the Pyramids were new; when
Troy fell; when the foundations of Rome were laid when Christ was crucified; when the Conqueror created
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the British empire; when Columbus sailed; when the massacre at Lexington was "news." It is falling now; it
will still be falling when all these things shall have sunk down the afternoon of history, and the twilight of
tradition, and been swallowed up in the thick night of oblivion. Has everything a purpose and a mission? Did
this drop fall patiently during five thousand years to be ready for this flitting human insect's need? and has it
another important object to accomplish ten thousand years to come? No matter. It is many and many a year
since the hapless halfbreed scooped out the stone to catch the priceless drops, but to this day the tourist
stares longest at that pathetic stone and that slowdropping water when he comes to see the wonders of
McDougal's cave. Injun Joe's cup stands first in the list of the cavern's marvels; even "Aladdin's Palace"
cannot rival it.
Injun Joe was buried near the mouth of the cave; and people flocked there in boats and wagons from the
towns and from all the farms and hamlets for seven miles around; they brought their children, and all sorts of
provisions, and confessed that they had had almost as satisfactory a time at the funeral as they could have had
at the hanging.
This funeral stopped the further growth of one thing the petition to the governor for Injun Joe's pardon.
The petition had been largely signed; many tearful and eloquent meetings had been held, and a committee of
sappy women been appointed to go in deep mourning and wail around the governor, and implore him to be a
merciful ass and trample his duty under foot. Injun Joe was believed to have killed five citizens of the village,
but what of that? If he had been Satan himself there would have been plenty of weaklings ready to scribble
their names to a pardonpetition, and drip a tear on it from their permanently impaired and leaky
waterworks.
The morning after the funeral Tom took Huck to a private place to have an important talk. Huck had learned
all about Tom's adventure from the Welshman and the Widow Douglas, by this time, but Tom said he
reckoned there was one thing they had not told him; that thing was what he wanted to talk about now. Huck's
face saddened. He said:
"I know what it is. You got into No. 2 and never found anything but whiskey. Nobody told me it was you; but
I just knowed it must 'a' ben you, soon as I heard 'bout that whiskey business; and I knowed you hadn't got the
money becuz you'd 'a' got at me some way or other and told me even if you was mum to everybody else.
Tom, something's always told me we'd never get holt of that swag."
"Why, Huck, I never told on that tavernkeeper. YOU know his tavern was all right the Saturday I went to
the picnic. Don't you remember you was to watch there that night?"
"Oh yes! Why, it seems 'bout a year ago. It was that very night that I follered Injun Joe to the widder's."
"YOU followed him?"
"Yes but you keep mum. I reckon Injun Joe's left friends behind him, and I don't want 'em souring on me
and doing me mean tricks. If it hadn't ben for me he'd be down in Texas now, all right."
Then Huck told his entire adventure in confidence to Tom, who had only heard of the Welshman's part of it
before.
"Well," said Huck, presently, coming back to the main question, "whoever nipped the whiskey in No. 2,
nipped the money, too, I reckon anyways it's a goner for us, Tom."
"Huck, that money wasn't ever in No. 2!"
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"What!" Huck searched his comrade's face keenly. "Tom, have you got on the track of that money again?"
"Huck, it's in the cave!"
Huck's eyes blazed.
"Say it again, Tom."
"The money's in the cave!"
"Tom honest injun, now is it fun, or earnest?"
"Earnest, Huck just as earnest as ever I was in my life. Will you go in there with me and help get it out?"
"I bet I will! I will if it's where we can blaze our way to it and not get lost."
"Huck, we can do that without the least little bit of trouble in the world."
"Good as wheat! What makes you think the money's "
"Huck, you just wait till we get in there. If we don't find it I'll agree to give you my drum and every thing I've
got in the world. I will, by jings."
"All right it's a whiz. When do you say?"
"Right now, if you say it. Are you strong enough?"
"Is it far in the cave? I ben on my pins a little, three or four days, now, but I can't walk more'n a mile, Tom
least I don't think I could."
"It's about five mile into there the way anybody but me would go, Huck, but there's a mighty short cut that
they don't anybody but me know about. Huck, I'll take you right to it in a skiff. I'll float the skiff down there,
and I'll pull it back again all by myself. You needn't ever turn your hand over."
"Less start right off, Tom."
"All right. We want some bread and meat, and our pipes, and a little bag or two, and two or three kitestrings,
and some of these newfangled things they call lucifer matches. I tell you, many's the time I wished I had
some when I was in there before."
A trifle after noon the boys borrowed a small skiff from a citizen who was absent, and got under way at once.
When they were several miles below "Cave Hollow," Tom said:
"Now you see this bluff here looks all alike all the way down from the cave hollow no houses, no
woodyards, bushes all alike. But do you see that white place up yonder where there's been a landslide? Well,
that's one of my marks. We'll get ashore, now."
They landed.
"Now, Huck, where we're astanding you could touch that hole I got out of with a fishingpole. See if you
can find it."
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Huck searched all the place about, and found nothing. Tom proudly marched into a thick clump of sumach
bushes and said:
"Here you are! Look at it, Huck; it's the snuggest hole in this country. You just keep mum about it. All along
I've been wanting to be a robber, but I knew I'd got to have a thing like this, and where to run across it was
the bother. We've got it now, and we'll keep it quiet, only we'll let Joe Harper and Ben Rogers in because
of course there's got to be a Gang, or else there wouldn't be any style about it. Tom Sawyer's Gang it
sounds splendid, don't it, Huck?"
"Well, it just does, Tom. And who'll we rob?"
"Oh, most anybody. Waylay people that's mostly the way."
"And kill them?"
"No, not always. Hive them in the cave till they raise a ransom."
"What's a ransom?"
"Money. You make them raise all they can, off'n their friends; and after you've kept them a year, if it ain't
raised then you kill them. That's the general way. Only you don't kill the women. You shut up the women, but
you don't kill them. They're always beautiful and rich, and awfully scared. You take their watches and things,
but you always take your hat off and talk polite. They ain't anybody as polite as robbers you'll see that in
any book. Well, the women get to loving you, and after they've been in the cave a week or two weeks they
stop crying and after that you couldn't get them to leave. If you drove them out they'd turn right around and
come back. It's so in all the books."
"Why, it's real bully, Tom. I believe it's better'n to be a pirate."
"Yes, it's better in some ways, because it's close to home and circuses and all that."
By this time everything was ready and the boys entered the hole, Tom in the lead. They toiled their way to the
farther end of the tunnel, then made their spliced kitestrings fast and moved on. A few steps brought them to
the spring, and Tom felt a shudder quiver all through him. He showed Huck the fragment of candlewick
perched on a lump of clay against the wall, and described how he and Becky had watched the flame struggle
and expire.
The boys began to quiet down to whispers, now, for the stillness and gloom of the place oppressed their
spirits. They went on, and presently entered and followed Tom's other corridor until they reached the
"jumpingoff place." The candles revealed the fact that it was not really a precipice, but only a steep clay hill
twenty or thirty feet high. Tom whispered:
"Now I'll show you something, Huck."
He held his candle aloft and said:
"Look as far around the corner as you can. Do you see that? There on the big rock over yonder done
with candlesmoke."
"Tom, it's a CROSS!"
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"NOW where's your Number Two? 'UNDER THE CROSS,' hey? Right yonder's where I saw Injun Joe poke
up his candle, Huck!"
Huck stared at the mystic sign awhile, and then said with a shaky voice:
"Tom, less git out of here!"
"What! and leave the treasure?"
"Yes leave it. Injun Joe's ghost is round about there, certain."
"No it ain't, Huck, no it ain't. It would ha'nt the place where he died away out at the mouth of the cave
five mile from here."
"No, Tom, it wouldn't. It would hang round the money. I know the ways of ghosts, and so do you."
Tom began to fear that Huck was right. Misgivings gathered in his mind. But presently an idea occurred to
him
"Lookyhere, Huck, what fools we're making of ourselves! Injun Joe's ghost ain't a going to come around
where there's a cross!"
The point was well taken. It had its effect.
"Tom, I didn't think of that. But that's so. It's luck for us, that cross is. I reckon we'll climb down there and
have a hunt for that box."
Tom went first, cutting rude steps in the clay hill as he descended. Huck followed. Four avenues opened out
of the small cavern which the great rock stood in. The boys examined three of them with no result. They
found a small recess in the one nearest the base of the rock, with a pallet of blankets spread down in it; also
an old suspender, some bacon rind, and the wellgnawed bones of two or three fowls. But there was no
moneybox. The lads searched and researched this place, but in vain. Tom said:
"He said UNDER the cross. Well, this comes nearest to being under the cross. It can't be under the rock itself,
because that sets solid on the ground."
They searched everywhere once more, and then sat down discouraged. Huck could suggest nothing.
Byandby Tom said:
"Lookyhere, Huck, there's footprints and some candle grease on the clay about one side of this rock, but not
on the other sides. Now, what's that for? I bet you the money IS under the rock. I'm going to dig in the clay."
"That ain't no bad notion, Tom!" said Huck with animation.
Tom's "real Barlow" was out at once, and he had not dug four inches before he struck wood.
"Hey, Huck! you hear that?"
Huck began to dig and scratch now. Some boards were soon uncovered and removed. They had concealed a
natural chasm which led under the rock. Tom got into this and held his candle as far under the rock as he
could, but said he could not see to the end of the rift. He proposed to explore. He stooped and passed under;
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the narrow way descended gradually. He followed its winding course, first to the right, then to the left, Huck
at his heels. Tom turned a short curve, byandby, and exclaimed:
"My goodness, Huck, lookyhere!"
It was the treasurebox, sure enough, occupying a snug little cavern, along with an empty powderkeg, a
couple of guns in leather cases, two or three pairs of old moccasins, a leather belt, and some other rubbish
well soaked with the waterdrip.
"Got it at last!" said Huck, ploughing among the tarnished coins with his hand. "My, but we're rich, Tom!"
"Huck, I always reckoned we'd get it. It's just too good to believe, but we HAVE got it, sure! Say let's not
fool around here. Let's snake it out. Lemme see if I can lift the box."
It weighed about fifty pounds. Tom could lift it, after an awkward fashion, but could not carry it
conveniently.
"I thought so," he said; "THEY carried it like it was heavy, that day at the ha'nted house. I noticed that. I
reckon I was right to think of fetching the little bags along."
The money was soon in the bags and the boys took it up to the cross rock.
"Now less fetch the guns and things," said Huck.
"No, Huck leave them there. They're just the tricks to have when we go to robbing. We'll keep them there
all the time, and we'll hold our orgies there, too. It's an awful snug place for orgies."
"What orgies?"
"I dono. But robbers always have orgies, and of course we've got to have them, too. Come along, Huck, we've
been in here a long time. It's getting late, I reckon. I'm hungry, too. We'll eat and smoke when we get to the
skiff."
They presently emerged into the clump of sumach bushes, looked warily out, found the coast clear, and were
soon lunching and smoking in the skiff. As the sun dipped toward the horizon they pushed out and got under
way. Tom skimmed up the shore through the long twilight, chatting cheerily with Huck, and landed shortly
after dark.
"Now, Huck," said Tom, "we'll hide the money in the loft of the widow's woodshed, and I'll come up in the
morning and we'll count it and divide, and then we'll hunt up a place out in the woods for it where it will be
safe. Just you lay quiet here and watch the stuff till I run and hook Benny Taylor's little wagon; I won't be
gone a minute."
He disappeared, and presently returned with the wagon, put the two small sacks into it, threw some old rags
on top of them, and started off, dragging his cargo behind him. When the boys reached the Welshman' s
house, they stopped to rest. Just as they were about to move on, the Welshman stepped out and said:
"Hallo, who's that?"
"Huck and Tom Sawyer."
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"Good! Come along with me, boys, you are keeping everybody waiting. Here hurry up, trot ahead I'll
haul the wagon for you. Why, it's not as light as it might be. Got bricks in it? or old metal?"
"Old metal," said Tom.
"I judged so; the boys in this town will take more trouble and fool away more time hunting up six bits' worth
of old iron to sell to the foundry than they would to make twice the money at regular work. But that's human
nature hurry along, hurry along!"
The boys wanted to know what the hurry was about.
"Never mind; you'll see, when we get to the Widow Douglas'."
Huck said with some apprehension for he was long used to being falsely accused:
"Mr. Jones, we haven't been doing nothing."
The Welshman laughed.
"Well, I don't know, Huck, my boy. I don't know about that. Ain't you and the widow good friends?"
"Yes. Well, she's ben good friends to me, anyway."
"All right, then. What do you want to be afraid for?"
This question was not entirely answered in Huck's slow mind before he found himself pushed, along with
Tom, into Mrs. Douglas' drawingroom. Mr. Jones left the wagon near the door and followed.
The place was grandly lighted, and everybody that was of any consequence in the village was there. The
Thatchers were there, the Harpers, the Rogerses, Aunt Polly, Sid, Mary, the minister, the editor, and a great
many more, and all dressed in their best. The widow received the boys as heartily as any one could well
receive two such looking beings. They were covered with clay and candlegrease. Aunt Polly blushed
crimson with humiliation, and frowned and shook her head at Tom. Nobody suffered half as much as the two
boys did, however. Mr. Jones said:
"Tom wasn't at home, yet, so I gave him up; but I stumbled on him and Huck right at my door, and so I just
brought them along in a hurry."
"And you did just right," said the widow. "Come with me, boys."
She took them to a bedchamber and said:
"Now wash and dress yourselves. Here are two new suits of clothes shirts, socks, everything complete.
They're Huck's no, no thanks, Huck Mr. Jones bought one and I the other. But they'll fit both of you.
Get into them. We'll wait come down when you are slicked up enough."
Then she left.
CHAPTER XXXIV
HUCK said: "Tom, we can slope, if we can find a rope. The window ain't high from the ground."
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"Shucks! what do you want to slope for?"
"Well, I ain't used to that kind of a crowd. I can't stand it. I ain't going down there, Tom."
"Oh, bother! It ain't anything. I don't mind it a bit. I'll take care of you."
Sid appeared.
"Tom," said he, "auntie has been waiting for you all the afternoon. Mary got your Sunday clothes ready, and
everybody's been fretting about you. Say ain't this grease and clay, on your clothes?"
"Now, Mr. Siddy, you jist 'tend to your own business. What's all this blowout about, anyway?"
"It's one of the widow's parties that she's always having. This time it's for the Welshman and his sons, on
account of that scrape they helped her out of the other night. And say I can tell you something, if you want
to know."
"Well, what?"
"Why, old Mr. Jones is going to try to spring something on the people here tonight, but I overheard him tell
auntie today about it, as a secret, but I reckon it's not much of a secret now. Everybody knows the
widow, too, for all she tries to let on she don't. Mr. Jones was bound Huck should be here couldn't get
along with his grand secret without Huck, you know!"
"Secret about what, Sid?"
"About Huck tracking the robbers to the widow's. I reckon Mr. Jones was going to make a grand time over
his surprise, but I bet you it will drop pretty flat."
Sid chuckled in a very contented and satisfied way.
"Sid, was it you that told?"
"Oh, never mind who it was. SOMEBODY told that's enough."
"Sid, there's only one person in this town mean enough to do that, and that's you. If you had been in Huck's
place you'd 'a' sneaked down the hill and never told anybody on the robbers. You can't do any but mean
things, and you can't bear to see anybody praised for doing good ones. There no thanks, as the widow
says" and Tom cuffed Sid's ears and helped him to the door with several kicks. "Now go and tell auntie if
you dare and tomorrow you'll catch it!"
Some minutes later the widow's guests were at the suppertable, and a dozen children were propped up at
little sidetables in the same room, after the fashion of that country and that day. At the proper time Mr.
Jones made his little speech, in which he thanked the widow for the honor she was doing himself and his
sons, but said that there was another person whose modesty
And so forth and so on. He sprung his secret about Huck's share in the adventure in the finest dramatic
manner he was master of, but the surprise it occasioned was largely counterfeit and not as clamorous and
effusive as it might have been under happier circumstances. However, the widow made a pretty fair show of
astonishment, and heaped so many compliments and so much gratitude upon Huck that he almost forgot the
nearly intolerable discomfort of his new clothes in the entirely intolerable discomfort of being set up as a
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target for everybody's gaze and everybody's laudations.
The widow said she meant to give Huck a home under her roof and have him educated; and that when she
could spare the money she would start him in business in a modest way. Tom's chance was come. He said:
"Huck don't need it. Huck's rich."
Nothing but a heavy strain upon the good manners of the company kept back the due and proper
complimentary laugh at this pleasant joke. But the silence was a little awkward. Tom broke it:
"Huck's got money. Maybe you don't believe it, but he's got lots of it. Oh, you needn't smile I reckon I can
show you. You just wait a minute."
Tom ran out of doors. The company looked at each other with a perplexed interest and inquiringly at
Huck, who was tonguetied.
"Sid, what ails Tom?" said Aunt Polly. "He well, there ain't ever any making of that boy out. I never "
Tom entered, struggling with the weight of his sacks, and Aunt Polly did not finish her sentence. Tom poured
the mass of yellow coin upon the table and said:
"There what did I tell you? Half of it's Huck's and half of it's mine!"
The spectacle took the general breath away. All gazed, nobody spoke for a moment. Then there was a
unanimous call for an explanation. Tom said he could furnish it, and he did. The tale was long, but brimful of
interest. There was scarcely an interruption from any one to break the charm of its flow. When he had
finished, Mr. Jones said:
"I thought I had fixed up a little surprise for this occasion, but it don't amount to anything now. This one
makes it sing mighty small, I'm willing to allow."
The money was counted. The sum amounted to a little over twelve thousand dollars. It was more than any
one present had ever seen at one time before, though several persons were there who were worth considerably
more than that in property.
CHAPTER XXXV
THE reader may rest satisfied that Tom's and Huck's windfall made a mighty stir in the poor little village of
St. Petersburg. So vast a sum, all in actual cash, seemed next to incredible. It was talked about, gloated over,
glorified, until the reason of many of the citizens tottered under the strain of the unhealthy excitement. Every
"haunted" house in St. Petersburg and the neighboring villages was dissected, plank by plank, and its
foundations dug up and ransacked for hidden treasure and not by boys, but men pretty grave,
unromantic men, too, some of them. Wherever Tom and Huck appeared they were courted, admired, stared
at. The boys were not able to remember that their remarks had possessed weight before; but now their sayings
were treasured and repeated; everything they did seemed somehow to be regarded as remarkable; they had
evidently lost the power of doing and saying commonplace things; moreover, their past history was raked up
and discovered to bear marks of conspicuous originality. The village paper published biographical sketches of
the boys.
The Widow Douglas put Huck's money out at six per cent., and Judge Thatcher did the same with Tom's at
Aunt Polly's request. Each lad had an income, now, that was simply prodigious a dollar for every
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weekday in the year and half of the Sundays. It was just what the minister got no, it was what he was
promised he generally couldn't collect it. A dollar and a quarter a week would board, lodge, and school a
boy in those old simple days and clothe him and wash him, too, for that matter.
Judge Thatcher had conceived a great opinion of Tom. He said that no commonplace boy would ever have
got his daughter out of the cave. When Becky told her father, in strict confidence, how Tom had taken her
whipping at school, the Judge was visibly moved; and when she pleaded grace for the mighty lie which Tom
had told in order to shift that whipping from her shoulders to his own, the Judge said with a fine outburst that
it was a noble, a generous, a magnanimous lie a lie that was worthy to hold up its head and march down
through history breast to breast with George Washington's lauded Truth about the hatchet! Becky thought her
father had never looked so tall and so superb as when he walked the floor and stamped his foot and said that.
She went straight off and told Tom about it.
Judge Thatcher hoped to see Tom a great lawyer or a great soldier some day. He said he meant to look to it
that Tom should be admitted to the National Military Academy and afterward trained in the best law school
in the country, in order that he might be ready for either career or both.
Huck Finn's wealth and the fact that he was now under the Widow Douglas' protection introduced him into
society no, dragged him into it, hurled him into it and his sufferings were almost more than he could
bear. The widow's servants kept him clean and neat, combed and brushed, and they bedded him nightly in
unsympathetic sheets that had not one little spot or stain which he could press to his heart and know for a
friend. He had to eat with a knife and fork; he had to use napkin, cup, and plate; he had to learn his book, he
had to go to church; he had to talk so properly that speech was become insipid in his mouth; whithersoever he
turned, the bars and shackles of civilization shut him in and bound him hand and foot.
He bravely bore his miseries three weeks, and then one day turned up missing. For fortyeight hours the
widow hunted for him everywhere in great distress. The public were profoundly concerned; they searched
high and low, they dragged the river for his body. Early the third morning Tom Sawyer wisely went poking
among some old empty hogsheads down behind the abandoned slaughterhouse, and in one of them he found
the refugee. Huck had slept there; he had just breakfasted upon some stolen odds and ends of food, and was
lying off, now, in comfort, with his pipe. He was unkempt, uncombed, and clad in the same old ruin of rags
that had made him picturesque in the days when he was free and happy. Tom routed him out, told him the
trouble he had been causing, and urged him to go home. Huck's face lost its tranquil content, and took a
melancholy cast. He said:
"Don't talk about it, Tom. I've tried it, and it don't work; it don't work, Tom. It ain't for me; I ain't used to it.
The widder's good to me, and friendly; but I can't stand them ways. She makes me get up just at the same
time every morning; she makes me wash, they comb me all to thunder; she won't let me sleep in the
woodshed; I got to wear them blamed clothes that just smothers me, Tom; they don't seem to any air git
through 'em, somehow; and they're so rotten nice that I can't set down, nor lay down, nor roll around
anywher's; I hain't slid on a cellardoor for well, it 'pears to be years; I got to go to church and sweat and
sweat I hate them ornery sermons! I can't ketch a fly in there, I can't chaw. I got to wear shoes all Sunday.
The widder eats by a bell; she goes to bed by a bell; she gits up by a bell everything's so awful reg'lar a
body can't stand it."
"Well, everybody does that way, Huck."
"Tom, it don't make no difference. I ain't everybody, and I can't STAND it. It's awful to be tied up so. And
grub comes too easy I don't take no interest in vittles, that way. I got to ask to go afishing; I got to ask to
go in aswimming dern'd if I hain't got to ask to do everything. Well, I'd got to talk so nice it wasn't no
comfort I'd got to go up in the attic and rip out awhile, every day, to git a taste in my mouth, or I'd a died,
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Tom. The widder wouldn't let me smoke; she wouldn't let me yell, she wouldn't let me gape, nor stretch, nor
scratch, before folks " [Then with a spasm of special irritation and injury] "And dad fetch it, she prayed
all the time! I never see such a woman! I HAD to shove, Tom I just had to. And besides, that school's
going to open, and I'd a had to go to it well, I wouldn't stand THAT, Tom. Lookyhere, Tom, being rich
ain't what it's cracked up to be. It's just worry and worry, and sweat and sweat, and awishing you was dead
all the time. Now these clothes suits me, and this bar'l suits me, and I ain't ever going to shake 'em any more.
Tom, I wouldn't ever got into all this trouble if it hadn't 'a' ben for that money; now you just take my sheer of
it along with your'n, and gimme a tencenter sometimes not many times, becuz I don't give a dern for a
thing 'thout it's tollable hard to git and you go and beg off for me with the widder."
"Oh, Huck, you know I can't do that. 'Tain't fair; and besides if you'll try this thing just a while longer you'll
come to like it."
"Like it! Yes the way I'd like a hot stove if I was to set on it long enough. No, Tom, I won't be rich, and I
won't live in them cussed smothery houses. I like the woods, and the river, and hogsheads, and I'll stick to
'em, too. Blame it all! just as we'd got guns, and a cave, and all just fixed to rob, here this dern foolishness has
got to come up and spile it all!"
Tom saw his opportunity
"Lookyhere, Huck, being rich ain't going to keep me back from turning robber."
"No! Oh, goodlicks; are you in real deadwood earnest, Tom?"
"Just as dead earnest as I'm sitting here. But Huck, we can't let you into the gang if you ain't respectable, you
know."
Huck's joy was quenched.
"Can't let me in, Tom? Didn't you let me go for a pirate?"
"Yes, but that's different. A robber is more hightoned than what a pirate is as a general thing. In most
countries they're awful high up in the nobility dukes and such."
"Now, Tom, hain't you always ben friendly to me? You wouldn't shet me out, would you, Tom? You
wouldn't do that, now, WOULD you, Tom?"
"Huck, I wouldn't want to, and I DON'T want to but what would people say? Why, they'd say, 'Mph! Tom
Sawyer's Gang! pretty low characters in it!' They'd mean you, Huck. You wouldn't like that, and I wouldn't."
Huck was silent for some time, engaged in a mental struggle. Finally he said:
"Well, I'll go back to the widder for a month and tackle it and see if I can come to stand it, if you'll let me
b'long to the gang, Tom."
"All right, Huck, it's a whiz! Come along, old chap, and I'll ask the widow to let up on you a little, Huck."
"Will you, Tom now will you? That's good. If she'll let up on some of the roughest things, I'll smoke
private and cuss private, and crowd through or bust. When you going to start the gang and turn robbers?"
"Oh, right off. We'll get the boys together and have the initiation tonight, maybe."
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"Have the which?"
"Have the initiation."
"What's that?"
"It's to swear to stand by one another, and never tell the gang's secrets, even if you're chopped all to flinders,
and kill anybody and all his family that hurts one of the gang."
"That's gay that's mighty gay, Tom, I tell you."
"Well, I bet it is. And all that swearing's got to be done at midnight, in the lonesomest, awfulest place you can
find a ha'nted house is the best, but they're all ripped up now."
"Well, midnight's good, anyway, Tom."
"Yes, so it is. And you've got to swear on a coffin, and sign it with blood."
"Now, that's something LIKE! Why, it's a million times bullier than pirating. I'll stick to the widder till I rot,
Tom; and if I git to be a reg'lar ripper of a robber, and everybody talking 'bout it, I reckon she'll be proud she
snaked me in out of the wet."
CONCLUSION
SO endeth this chronicle. It being strictly a history of a BOY, it must stop here; the story could not go much
further without becoming the history of a MAN. When one writes a novel about grown people, he knows
exactly where to stop that is, with a marriage; but when he writes of juveniles, he must stop where he best
can.
Most of the characters that perform in this book still live, and are prosperous and happy. Some day it may
seem worth while to take up the story of the younger ones again and see what sort of men and women they
turned out to be; therefore it will be wisest not to reveal any of that part of their lives at present.
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