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Such is Life: Being Certain Extracts From the Diary of Tom Collins ...........................................................1

Scientifically, such a contingency can never have befallen of itself. According to one theory of the Universe,

the momentum of Original Impress has been tending toward this faroff, divine event ever since a scrap of

firemist flew from the solar centre to form our planet. Not this event alone, of course; but every occurrence,

past and present, from the fall of captured Troy to the fall of a captured insect. According to another theory, I

hold an independent diploma as one of the architects of our Social System, with a commission to use my own

judgment, and take my own risks, like any other unit of humanity. This theory, unlike the first, entails

frequent hitches and crosspurposes; and to some malign operation of these I should owe my present holiday.

Orthodoxly, we are reduced to one assumption: namely, that my indomitable old Adversary has suddenly

called to mind Dr. Watts's friendly hint respecting the easy enlistment of idle hands.

Good. If either of the two first hypotheses be correct, my enforced furlough tacitly conveys the responsibility

of extending a ray of information, however narrow and feeble, across the path of such fellowpilgrims as

have led lives more sedentary than my ownparticularly as I have enough money to frank myself in a frugal

If, on the other hand, my supposed safeguard of drudgery has been cut off at the meter by that amusingly

shortsighted old Conspirator, it will be only fair to notify him that his age and experience, even his

captivating habits and wellknown hospitality, will be treated with scorn, rather than respect, in the

paragraphs which he virtually forces me to write; and he is hereby invited to view his own feather on the fatal

Whilst a peculiar defectwhich I scarcely like to call an oversight in mental constructionshuts me out

from the flowery pathway of the romancer, a coordinate requital endows me, I trust, with the more sterling,

if less ornamental qualities of the chronicler. This fairly equitable compensation embraces, I have been told,

three distinct attributes: an intuition which reads men like signboards; a limpid veracity; and a memory

which habitually stereotypes all impressions except those relating to personal injuries.

Submitting, then, to the constitutional interdict already glanced at, and availing myself of the implied license

to utilise that homely talent of which I am the bailee, I purpose taking certain entries from my diary, and

amplifying these to the minutest detail of occurrence or conversation. This will afford to the observant reader

Twentytwo consecutive editions of Lett's Pocket Diary, with one week in each opening, lie on the table

before me; all filled up, and in a decent state of preservation. I think I shall undertake the annotation of a

week's record. A man might, if he were of a fearful heart, stagger in this attempt; but I shut my eyes, and take

up one of the little volumes. It proves to be the edition of 1883. Again I shut my eyes while I open the book at

The fore part of the day was altogether devoid of interest or event. Overhead, the sun blazing wastefully and

thanklessly through a rarefied atmosphere; underfoot the hot, black clay, thirsting for spring rain, and bare

except for inedible roleypoleys, coarse tussocks, and the woody stubble of closeeaten saltbush; between

sky and earth, a solitary wayfarer, wisely lapt in philosophic torpor. Ten yards behind the grey saddlehorse

follows a black packhorse, lightly loaded; and three yards behind the packhorse ambles listlessly a tall,

slatecoloured kangaroo dog, furnished with the usual poison muzzlea light wire basket, worn after the

Mile after mile we go at a good walk, till the dark boundary of the scrub country disappears northward in the

glassy haze, and in front, southward, the level blacksoil plains of Riverina Proper mark a straight skyline,

broken here and there by a monumental clump or pineridge. And away beyond the horizon, southward still,

the geodesic curve carries that monotony across the zone of saltbush, myall, and swamp box; across the

Lachlan and Murrumbidgee, and on to the Victorian bordersay, two hundred and fifty miles.

Just about midday, the station track I was following intersected and joined the stock route; and against the

background of a pineridge, a mile ahead, I saw some woolteams. When I overtook them, they had stopped

for dinner among the trees. One of the party was an intimate friend of mine, and three others were

acquaintances; so, without any of the ceremony which prevails in more refined circles, I hooked Fancy's rein

on a pine branch, pulled the packsaddle off Bunyip, and sat down with the rest, to screen the tea through my

teeth and flick the diligent little operatives out of the cold mutton with the point of my pocketknife.

There were five bullockteams altogether: Thompson's twenty; Cooper's eighteen; Dixon's eighteen; and

Price's two teams of fourteen each. Three of the wagons, in accordance with a fashion of the day, bore names

painted along the board inside the guard irons. Thompson's was the Wanderer; Cooper's, the Hawkesbury;

and Dixon's, the Wombat. All were platform wagons, except Cooper's, which was the Sydneyside pattern.

To avoid the vulgarity of ushering this company into the presence of the punctilious reader without even the

ceremony of a Bedouin introduction (This is my friend, N or M; if he steals anything, I will be responsible

for it): a form of introduction, by the way, too sweeping in its suretyship for prudent men to use in

RiverinaI shall describe the group, severally, with such succinctness as may be compatible with my

Steve Thompson was a Victorian. He was scarcely a typical bullock driver, since fifteen years of that

occupation had not brutalised his temper, nor ensanguined his vocabulary, nor frayed the terminal "g" from

his participles. I knew him well, for we had been partners in dogflesh and colleagues in larceny when we

were, as poets feign, nearer to heaven than in maturer life. And, wide as Riverina is, we often encountered

fortuitously, and were always glad to fraternise. Physically, Thompson was tall and lazy, as bullock drivers

Cooper was an entire stranger to me, but as he stoutly contended that Hay and Deniliquin were in Port

Phillip, I inferred him to be a citizen of the mother colony. Four months before, he had happened to strike the

very first consignment of goods delivered at Nyngan by rail, for the Western country. He had chanced seven

tons of this, for Kenilworth; had there met Thompson, delivering salt from Hay; and now the two, freighted

with Kenilworth wool, were making the trip to Hay together. Kenilworth was on the commercial divide,

having a choice of two evilsthe long, uninviting track southward to the Murrumbidgee, and the badly

watered route eastward to the Bogan. This was Cooper's first experience of Riverina, and he swore in no

apprentice style that it would be his last. A correlative proof of the honest fellow's Eastern extraction lay in

the fact that he was three inches taller, three stone heavier, and thirty degrees lazier, than Thompson.

I had known Dixon for many years. He was a magnificent specimen of crude humanity; strong, lithe,

graceful, and not too bigjust such a man as your novelist would picture as the nurseswapped offspring of

some rotund or ricketty aristocrat. But being, for my own part, as I plainly stated at the outset, incapable of

such romancing, I must register Dixon as one whose ignoble blood had crept through scoundrels since the

Flood. Though, when you come to look at it leisurely, this wouldn't interfere with aristocratic, or even regal,

Old Price had carted goods from Melbourne to Bendigo in '52; a hundred miles, for �100 per ton. He had had

two teams at that time, and, being a man of prudence and sagacity, had two teams still, and was able to pay

his way. I had known him since I was about the height of this table; he was Old Price then; he is Old Price

still; and he will probably be Old Price when my head is dredged with the white flour of a blameless life, and

I am pottering about with a stick, hating young fellows, and making myself generally disagreeable. Price's

second team was driven by his son Mosey, a tight little fellow, whose body was about fiveandtwenty, but

whose head, according to the ancient adage, had worn out many a good pair of shoulders.

Willoughby, who was travelling loose with Thompson and Cooper, was a whaler. Not owing to any inherent

incapacity, for he had taken his B.A. at an English university, and was, notwithstanding his rags and dirt, a

remarkably finelooking man; bearing a striking resemblance to Dixon, even in features. But as the wives of

Napoleon's generals could never learn to walk on a carpet, so the aimless popinjay of adult age can never

learn to take a man's place among roughandready workers. Even in spite of Willoughby's personal

resemblance to Dixon, there was a suggestion of latent physical force and leathery durability in the bullock

driver, altogether lacking in the whaler, and equiponderated only by a certain air of refinement. How could it

be otherwise? Willoughby, of course, had no horsein fact, like Bassanio, all the wealth he had ran in his

veins; he was a gentleman. Well for the world if all representatives of his Order were as harmless, as

inexpensive, and as unobtrusive as this poor fellow, now situated like that most capricious poet, honest Ovid,

One generally feels a sort of diffidence in introducing one's self; but I may remark that I was at that time a

Government official, of the ninth class; paid rather according to my grade than my merit, and not by any

means in proportion to the loafing I had to do. Candidly, I was only a DeputyAssistantSubInspector, but

with the reversion of the AssistantSubInspectorship itself when it should please Atropos to snip the thread

The repast being concluded, the drivers went into committee on the subject of grassa vital question in '83,

"It's this way," said Mosey imperatively, and deftly weaving into his address the thin red line of puissant

adjective; "You dunno what you're doin' when you're foolin' with this run. She's hairtrigger at the best o'

times, an' she's on full cock this year. Best watched station on the track. It's risk whatever way you take it.

We're middlin' safe to be collared in the selection, an' we're jist as safe to be collared in the rampaddick.

Choice between the divil an' the dam. An' there's too big a township o' wagons together. Two's enough, an'

"I think Cooper and I had better push on to the rampaddock," suggested Thompson. "You three can work on

"Secret of England's greatness," mused Dixon. "I forgit what the (irrelevant expletive) that is."

"The true secret of England's greatness lies in her dependencies, Mr. Dixon," replied Willoughby

handsomely; and straightway the serene, appreciative expression of the bullock driver's face, rightly

interpreted, showed that his mind was engaged in a GraecoRoman conflict with the polysyllable, the latter

"Well, no," said Mosey, replying to Thompson; "no use separatin' now; it's on'y spreadin' the risk; we should

'a' separated yesterday. I would n't misdoubt the selection, on'y Cunningham told me the other day,

Magomery's shiftin' somebody to live there. If that's so, it's up a tree, straight. The rampaddick's always a

"The hut on the selection was empty a week ago," I remarked. "I know it, for I camped there one night."

"We'll chance the selection," said Mosey decidedly. "Somebody can ride on ahead, an' see the coast clear. But

they won't watch a bit of a paddick in the thick o' the shearin', when there's nobody livin' in it."

"Squatters hed orter fine grass f'r wool teams, an' glad o' the chance," observed Price, with unprintable

"Lot of sense in that remark," commented Mosey, with a similar potency of adjective.

"Well, this is about the last place God made," growled Cooper, the crimson thread of kinship running

conspicuously through his observation, notwithstanding its narrow provinciality.

"Roll up, Port Phillipers! the Sydney man's goin' to strike a match!" retorted Mosey. "I wonder what fetched a

Cooper was too lazy to reply; and we smoked dreamily, while my kangaroo dog silently abstracted a boiled

leg of mutton from Price's tuckerbox, and carried it out of sight. Byandby, all eyes converged on a

shapeless streak which had moved into sight in the restless, glassy glitter of the plain, about a mile away.

"Warrigal Alf going out on the lower track," remarked Thompson, at length. "He was coming behind Baxter

and Donovan yesterday, but he stopped opposite the station, talking to Montgomery and Martin, and the other

fellows lost the run of him. I wonder where he camped last night? He ought to be able to tell us where the

safest grass is, considering he's had a load in from the station. But to tell you the truth, I'm in favour of the

rampaddock. If we're caught there, we'll most likely only get insultedand we can stand a lot of thatbut

if we're caught in the selection, it's about seven years. Then we can make the Lignum Swamp tomorrow

from the rampaddock, and we can't make it from the selection. So I think we better be moving; it'll be dark

enough before we unyoke. I've worked on that rampaddock so often that I seem to have a sort of title to it."

"But there's lots o' changes since you was here last," said Mosey. "Magomery he's beginnin' to think he's got

a sort o' title to the rampaddick now, considerin' it's all purchased. Tell you what I'll do: I'll slip over in two

minits on Valiparaiser, an' consult with Alf. Me an' him's as thick as thieves."

"I'll go with you, Mosey," said I. "I've got some messages for him. Keep an eye on my dog, Steve."

Mosey untied the fine upstanding grey horse from the rear of his wagon; I hitched Bunyip to a tree, and

mounted Fancy, and we cantered away together across the plain; the ponderous empty wagonSydneyside

patternwith eight bullocks in yoke and twelve travelling loose, coming more clearly into detail through the

vibrating translucence of the lower atmosphere. Alf did n't deign to stop. I noticed a sinister smile on his sad,

"An' how's the world usin' you, Alf? Got red o' Pilot, I notice. Ever see sich a suckin? Best at a distance,

ain't he? Tell you what I come over for, Alf: They say things is middlin' hot here on Runnymede; an' we're in

a (sheol) of a (adjective) stnk about what to do with our frames tonight. Our wagons is over there on the

other track, among the pines. Where did you stop las' night? Your carrion's as full as ticks."

"I say, Alf," said I: "Styles, of Karowra, told me to let you know, if possible, that you were right about the

boring rods; and he'll settle with you any time you call. Also there's a letter for you at Lochleven Station. Two

"I'm very much obliged to you for your trouble, Collins," replied Alf, with a shade less of moroseness in his

"Well, take care o' yourself, ole son; you ain't always got me to look after you," said Mosey pleasantly; and

we turned our horses and rode away. "Evilnatured beggar, that," he continued. "He's floggin' the cat now,

'cos he laid us on to the selection in spite of his self. If that feller don't go to the bottomless for his

disagreeableness, there's somethin' radic'ly wrong about Providence. I'm a great believer in Providence,

myself, Tom; an' what's more, I try to live up to my (adj.) religion. I'm sure I don't want to see any pore

(fellow) chained up in fire an' brimstone for millions o' millions o' years, an' a worm tormentin' him besides;

but I don't see what the (adj. sheol) else they can do with Alf. Awful to think of it." Mosey sighed piously,

then resumed, "Grand dog you got since I seen you last. Found the (animal), I s'pose?"

"Jist so, jist so. You ought to give him to me. He's bound to pick up a bait with you; you're sich a careless

On our reaching the wagons, it was unanimously resolved that the selection should be patronised. This being

so, there was no hurryrather the reversefor the selection was not to be reached till dusk.

You will understand that the bullock drivers' choice of accommodation lay between the selection, the

rampaddock, and a perisher on the plain. The selection was four or five miles ahead; the near corner of the

ram paddock about two miles farther still; whilst a perisher on the plain is seldom hard to find in a bad

season, when the country is stocked for good seasons. Runnymede home stationMooney and Montgomery,

owners; J. G. Montgomery, managing partnerwas a mile or so beyond the further corner of the

Presently the tea leaves were thrown out of the billies; the tuckerboxes were packed on the polefetchels; and

the teams got under way. Thompson pressed me to camp with him and Cooper for the night, and I readily

consented; thus temporarily eluding a fatality which was in the habit of driving me from any given direction

to Runnymede homesteada fatality which, I trust, I shall have no farther occasion to notice in these pages.

We therefore tied Fancy beside Thompson's horse at the rear of his wagon, and disposed Bunyip's

packsaddle and load on the top of the wool; the horse, of course, following Fancy according to his daily

A quarter of a mile of stiff pulling through the sand of the pineridge, and the plain opened out again. A

short, dark, irregular line, cleanly separated from the horizon by the wavy glassiness of the lower air,

indicated the clump of box on the selection, four miles ahead; and this comprised the landscape.

Soon we became aware of two teams coming to meet us; then three horsemen behind, emerging from the

pineridge we had left. As the horsemen gradually decreased their distance, the teams met and passed us

without salutation; sullenly drawing off the track, in the deference always conceded to wool. Victorian

poverty spoke in every detail of the working plant; Victorian energy and greed in the unmerciful loads of salt

and wire, for the scrub country out back. The Victorian carrier, formidable by his lack of professional

etiquette and his extreme thrift, is neither admired nor caressed by the somewhat select practitioners of

Then the three horsemen overtook Cooper, pausing a little, after the custom of the country, to gossip with

him as they passed. According to another custom of the country, Thompson, Willoughby and I began to

"I know the bloke with the linen coat," remarked Thompson. "His name's M'Nab; he's a contractor. That

halfcaste has been with him for years, tailing horses and so forth, for his tucker and rags. Mac's no great

"He lets his man Friday have the best horse, at all events," said I. "Grandlooking beast, that black one the

"By Jove, yes," replied Willoughby. "Now, Thompsonreferring to the discussion we had this

"And that strapping redheaded galoot, riding the bag of bones beside him, is what you would call excellent

"Precisely, Mr. Collins," replied the whaler. "Nature produces such men expressly for rank and file; and I

should imagine that their existence furnishes sufficient rejoinder to the levelling theory."

"Quite possible the chap's as good as either of you," remarked Thompson, seizing the opportunity for reproof.

"Well, to quote Madame de Sta'l," replied Willoughby; "he abuses a man's privilege of being ugly."

"Moreover, he has left undone a thing that he ought to have done," I rejoined. "He ought to be taking a spell

of carrying that mare. And pat he comes, like the catastrophe of the old comedy". . .

"'Day, chaps," said Rufus, as he joined us. "Keep on your pins, you beggar"and he drove both spurs into

his mare's shrinking flanks. "Grey mare belongs to you, bossdon't she?an' the black moke with the

Roman nose follerin'? I was thinkin' we might manage to knock up some sort o' swap. Now this mare's a

Patriarch, she is; and you might n't think it. I won this here saddle with her at a bit of a meetin' las' week, an'

rode her my own selfan' that's oc'lar demonster. I tell you, if this here mare had a week spell, you could n't

hold her; an' she'd go a hundred mile between sunrise an' sunset, at the same bat. Yes, boss; it's the breed does

it. I seen some good horses about the King, but swelp me Gawd I never seen a patch on this mare; an' you

might n't think it to look at her jist now. Fact is, boss, she wants a week or a fortnit spell. Could n't we work

up some sort o' swap for that ole black moke o' yours, with the big head? If I got a trifle o' cash to boot, I

would n't mind slingin' in this saddle, an' takin' yours. Now, boss, don't be a (adj.) fool."

"To tell you the truth," I replied, "that black horse has carried a pack so long that he's about cooked for

"Then I'll tell you what I'll do!" exclaimed Rufus impulsively. "Look here! At a word! I'll go you an even

swap for that little weed of a grey mare! At a word, mind! I'm a reckless sort o' (person) when I take the

notion! but without a word of exaggeration, I would n't do it on'y for being fixed the way I am. This here

"Now howl' yer tongue!" interposed M'Nab, who, with the halfcastea lithe, active lad of eighteenhad

joined us. "Is it swappin' ye want wi' decent men? Sure thon poor craytur iv a baste hes n't got the sthrenth fur

till kerry it own hide, let alone a great gommeril on it back. An' thon's furnent ye! Hello, Tamson! begog A

"Good day, Mr. M'Nab. Alterations since I delivered you that wire at Poondoo. Been in the wars?" For

"Yis," replied the contractor frankly. "There was some Irish rascals at the pub. thonder, where we stapped las'

night; an' wan word brung on another, an' at long an' at last we fell to, so we did; on' A'm dam but they got

"Are you an Orangeman too, sonny?" I asked the halfcaste aside; for the young fellow had a bunged eye,

"No, by Cripes!" responded my countryman emphatically. "Not me. That cove's a (adj.) liar. He don't give a

dam, s'posin' a feller's soul gits bashed out. Best sight I seen for many a day was seein' him gittin' kicked. If

"Thon's a brave wee shilty, surthon grey wan o' yours," broke in the contractor, who had been conversing

with Thompson, whilst looking enviously at Fancy, hitched behind the wagon. "Boys o' dear," he added

reflectively, "she's jist sich another as may wee Dolly; an' A've been luckin' fur a match fur Dolly this

"Aythat! Ye wud n't be fur partin' we her, sur? A'm mortial covetious fur till git thon baste. Houl' an"he

pondered a moment, glancing first at the honestlooking hack he was riding, then at the magnificent animal

which carried the halfcaste. "Houl' an. Gimme a thrifle fur luck, an' take ether wan o' them two. A'll thrust

He had been travelling with the redheaded fellow, and the fascination of swapping was upon him, poorly

backed by his suicidal candour. The utter simplicity of his bracketing his own two horsesworth,

respectively, to all appearance, �8 and �30and the frank confession of his desire to have my mare at any

"Now thon's a brave loose lump iv a baste," he continued, following my eye as I glanced over the halfcaste's

"He must be purty oul', he's so quite and thractable. Ye kin luck at his mouth. A don't ondherstand the marks

I opened the horse's mouth. He was just five. I regret to record that I shook my head gravely, and observed:

"Divil a long. A got him in a swap, as it might be this time yistherday. There's the resate. An' here's the resate

the man got when he bought him out o' Hillston poun'. Ye can't go beyant a poun' resate."

"Begog, A don't want till git red iv the baste, sich as he is," replied M'Nab resentfully. "But A want thon wee

shilty, an' A evened a swap till ye, fur it's a prodistaner thing nor lavin' a man on his feet, so it is."

I made the proposal to M'Nab, and he eagerly agreed. At my suggestion, the halfcaste unhitched and tried

Fancy, while I mounted the black horse, and turned him across the plain. I tried him at all paces; but never

before had I met with anything to equal that elastic step and long, easy, powerful stride. To ride that horse

was to feel free, exultant, invincible. His gallop was like Marching Through Georgia, vigorously rendered by

a good brass band. All that has been written of man's noblest friendfrom the dim, uncertain time when

some unknown hand, in a leisure moment, dashed off the Thirtyninth chapter of the Book of Job, to the

yesterday when Long Gordon translated into ringing verse the rhythmic clatter of the hoofbeats he loved so

wellall might find fulfilment in this unvalued beast, now providentially owned by the softest of foreigners.

"Divil a wan o' me knows. Mebbe he is, begog. Sure A hed n't him long enough fur till fine out."

"And how much boot are you going to give me?" I asked, with a feeling of shame which did honour to my

"Och, now, lave this! Boot! is it? Sure A cud kerry thon wee shilty ondher may oxther! Ye have a right till be

But after five minutes' more palaver, M'Nab agreed to an even swap. I had pen and ink in my pocket; my

notebook supplied paper; and receipts were soon exchanged. Then the saddles were shifted, and we cantered

ahead till we rejoined Thompson. I tied my new acquisition behind the wagon, where, for the first five

"Now, Mr. M'Nab," said I, "I'll give you my word that the mare is just what you see. You may as well tell me

"Well, look here," said Billy devoutly"I hope Gord'll strike me stark, stiff, stone dead off o' this saddle if

the horse has any tricks, or anythin' wrong with him, no more nor the man in the moon. Onna bright. There!

"Well, the mare is as good as gold," I reiterated. "She's one among a hundred. Call her Fancy."

"The horse's name's Clayopathra," rejoined M'Nab; "an' by gog ye'll fine him wan out iv a thousan'. A

And I never did change it, though, often afterward, men of clerkly attainments took me aside and kindly

pointed out what they conceived to be a blunder. I have dwelt, perhaps tediously, upon this swap; my excuses

arefirst, that, having made few such good bargains during the days of my vanity, the memory is a pleasant

one; and, second, that the horse will necessarily play a certain part in these memoirs.

"Well, we'll be pushin' an, Billy," said M'Nab; "the sun's gittin' low. An' you needn't tail me up enny fardher,"

he added, turning to Rufus. "Loaf an these people the night. A man thravellin' his lone, an' nat a shillin' in his

"O, go an' bark up a tree, you mongrel!" replied the warmaterial, with profusion of adjective. "Fat lot o'

good tailin' you up! A man that sets down to his dinner without askin' another man whether he's got a mouth

on him or not! Polite sort o' (person) you are! Gerrout! you bin dragged up on the cheap!"

"Come! A'll bate ye fifty poun' A'm betther rairt nor you! Houl' an'!A'll bate ye a hundher'two hundher',

"Stiddy, now! draw it mild, you fellers there!" thundered Cooper from behind. "Must n't have no quarrellin'

"Ye'll be late gittin' to the rampaddock, Tamson," remarked M'Nab, treating Cooper with the silent

contempt usually lavished upon men of his physique. "Axpect thon's where ye're makin' fur?"

"I sayyou better camp with us tonight," suggested Thompson, evading the implied inquiry.

Without replying, the contractor put his horse into a canter, and, accompanied by his esquire, went on his

way, pausing only to speak to Mosey for a few minutes as he passed the foremost team.

"Curious sample o' (folks) you drop across on the track sometimes," remarked Rufus, who remained with us.

"No end to the variety," I replied. Then lowering my voice and glancing furtively round, I asked

"Queensland, most likely," he conjectured, whilst finding something of interest on the horizon, at the side

farthest from me. "Native o' that district, I am. Jist comin' across for the fust time. What's that bloke's name

"Gosh, I'm in luck!" He spurred his mare forward, and attached himself to Dixon for the rest of the afternoon.

But time, according to its deplorable habit, had been passing, and the glitter had died off the plain as the sun

went on its way to make a futile attempt at purifying the microbeladen atmosphere of Europe.

At last we reached the spot selected as a camp. Close on our left was the clump of swamp box which covered

about fifty acres of the nearer portion of the selection, leaving a few scattered trees outside the fence. On our

I ought to explain that this selection was a milesquare block, which had been taken up, four years

previously, by a business man of Melbourne, whose aim was to show the public how to graze scientifically

on a small area. Now Runnymede owned the selection, whilst its former occupier was vending sixpenny

parcels of inferior fruit on a railway platform. The fenceerected by the experimentalistwas of the best

The wagons drew off the track, and stopped beside the fence in the deepening twilight. The bullocks were

unyoked with all speed, and stood around waiting to see what provision would be made for the night.

"Look 'ere," said Mosey, taking a dead pine sapling from the stock of firewood under his wagon, and, of

course, emphasising his address by an easy and not ungraceful clatter of the adjective used so largely by poets

in denunciation of war"we ain't goin' to travel these carrion a mile to the gate, an' most likely fine it locked

when we git there. Hold on till I git my internal machine to work on the fence. Dad! Where's that ole

morepoke? O, you're there, are you? Fetch the jack off o' your wagon come! fly roun'! you're (very) slow

for a young fellow. Bum," (abbreviation of "bummer," and applied to the redheaded fellow) "you surround

A low groan from Bum's mare followed the heavy stroke of the ruffian's spurs. "Some o' you other (fellows)

keep roun' that side," said he; "I'll go this road. Up! you Red Roverite! "No use . . . The mare had had

enough for one day; she stumbled, and fell, rolling heavily over her rider. "What the (quadruple expletive)'s

the matter with her?" he continued, extricating himself, and kicking the beast till she staggered to her feet.

"Come on agen, an' don't gimme no more o' your religiousness." He remounted, and the mare, under the

Meanwhile, Mosey had taken a handsaw from its receptacle on his wagon, and had cut the pine spar to a

length of about eighteen inches less than a panel of the fence. "Lash this 'ere saplin' hard down on the top

rail," he now commanded. Price and Dixon obeyed, and Mosey laid his powerful bottlejack on the rail, filling

up the space, and began to turn it with a long bolt, by way of lever. "You see, Tom," he remarked to me; "this

fixter'll put the crooked maginnis on any fence from ere to 'ell. It's got to come. No matter how tight rails is

shouldered, they'll spring some; an' if every post'll give on'y half a inch, why then, ten posts makes five or six

inches; an' that's about all you want. Then in the mornin', you can fix the fence so's the oleman divil his self

could n't ball you out. Ah!! That's what comes o' blowin'." For the post, being wild and free in the

grain, had burst along the two mortices; one half running completely off, just above the ground. "Serve

people right for puttin' in rails when wire would do," he continued, removing the screwjack. "Accidents will

happenbest reg'lated famblies. 'Tain't our business, anyhow. Now, chaps, round up yer carrion, an' shove

The four wires in the lower part of the fence rung like harp strings as the cattle stepped into or over them, and

in a few minutes the whole live stock of the caravaneightyfour bullocks and seven horseswere in the

selection, but too thirsty to feed. Then whilst Thompson, Mosey, Willoughby and I tailed them toward the

tank, Dixon hurried on ahead with his fivegallon oildrum, in order to replenish it before the water was

disturbed; and Price, by Mosey's orders, accompanied him on the same business. We steadied the bullocks at

the tank till all were satisfied, then headed them back to within fifty yards of the wagons, where we hobbled

"Steve," said I to my old schoolmate: "of course, you and I are seized of the true inwardness of duffing; but to

those who live cleanly, as noblemen should, this would appear a dirty transaction."

"The world's full of dirty transactions, Tom," replied the bullock driver wearily. "It's a dirty transaction to

round up a man's team in a tenmile paddock, and stick a bob a head on them, but that's a thing that I'm very

familiar with; it's a dirty transaction to refuse water to perishing beasts, but I've been refused times out of

number, and will be to the end of the chapter; it's a dirty transaction to persecute men for having no

occupation but carting, yet that's what ninetenths of the squatters do, and this Montgomery is one of the

nine. You're a bit sarcastic. How long is it since you were one of the cheekiest grassstealers on the track?"

"Anyway, you need n't be more of a hypocrite than you can help," grumbled Thompson. "If you want a

problem to work out, just consider that God constructed cattle for living on grass, and the grass for them to

live on, and that, last night, and tonight, and tomorrow night, and mostly every night, we've a choice

between two dirty transactionsone is, to let the bullocks starve, and the other is to steal grass for them. For

my own part, I'm sick and tired of studying why some people should be in a position where they have to go

out of their way to do wrong, and other people are cornered to that extent that they can't live without doing

wrong, and can't suicide without jumping out of the fryingpan into the fire. Wonder if any allowance is

made for bullock drivers?or are they supposed to be able to make enough money to retire into some decent

"I hope so," replied Cooper devoutly. "Lord knows, it's badly wanted; and I'm sure we don't grudge nobody

the benefit. Turnin' out nice an' cool, ain't it? The bullocks'll be able to do their selves some sort o' justice."

It was a clear but moonless night; the dark blue canopy spangled with myriad starsgrandeur, peace, and

purity above; squalor, worry, and profanity below. Fit basis for many an ancient system of Theology

Price and Cooper, being cooks, had kindled an unobtrusive fire in a crabhole, where three billies were soon

boiling. And the tea, when cool enough, needed no light to escort a due proportion of simple provender into

After supper, we lay around, resting ourselves; everyone smoking tranquilly except Willoughby. Dixon and

Bum were evidently old friends; they reclined with their heads together, occasionally laughing and

whisperinga piece of bad manners silently but strongly resented by the rest of the company.

"I'll jist go an' have a squint at the carrion," remarked Mosey, at length, with the inevitable adjective; and,

passing through the broken fence, he disappeared in the timber and oldman saltbush.

"Wants some o' the flashness took outen him," remarked Price, in arrogant assertion of parental authority, yet

"Should 'a' thought about that before," observed Cooper gravely. "Too late now. You ain't good enough."

A few minutes silence ensued, while each member of the company thought the matter over in his own way.

"Grass up over yer boots, an' the carrion goin' into it lemons," he remarked. "I do like to give this Runnymede

the benefit o' the act. 'On't ole Martin be ropeable when he sees that fence! Magomery's as hard as nails, his

own self; but he ain't the class o' feller that watches from behine a treekeeps curs like Martin to do his dirty

work. But he'd like to nip every divil of us if he got half a slant. I notice, the more swellisher a man is, the

more miserabler he is about a bite o' grass for a team, or a feed for a traveller. Magomery's got an edge on

you, Thompsonyou an' Cunninghamfor workin' on Nosey Alf's horsepaddick, an' for leavin' some

"Well, we did n't work on Alf's horsepaddock, and we did n't leave any gates open," replied Thompson. "We

lost the steers from the rampaddock, here, and we found them away in the Sedan paddock. Certainly, we

camped them all night in the Connelly paddock, but we never touched Alf's grass, and we left no gates open."

"O, what a (adj.) lie!" echoed Dixon, Bum, and the precentor himself. Thompson sighed; Cooper growled;

"I don't blame ole Martin to have a bit of a nose on me," continued Mosey laughingly. "Lord! didn't I git the

loan of him cheap las' summer! Me an' the ole man was comin' down from Karowra with the last o' the clip;

an' these paddicks was as bare as the palm o' your hand; so we goes on past here, an' camps halfways

between the fur corner o' the rampaddick an' the station gate; an' looses out about an hour after sundown. It

was sort o' cloudy moonlight that night; an' I takes the carrion straight on, an' shoves 'em in the

horsepaddick, an' shuts the gate. Then I fetches 'em into a sort of a holler, where the best grass was, an' I

takes the saddle an' bridle off o' the horse, an' lays down, an' watches the carrion wirin' in. Well, you know,

ole Martin, the head boundary man, he's about as nice a varmin as Warrigal Alf; an' the young fellers at the

barracks they 'on't corroborate with him, no road; an' he thinks his self a cut above the hut, so he lives with

Daddy Montague, in Latham's ole place, down at the fur corner o' the horsepaddick. Well, this ole beggar

he's buckin' up to Miss King, the governess, an' Moriarty, the storekeeper, he's buckin' up to her too"

"Clever feller, that Moriarty," interposed Price, in pathetic sycophancy. "Rummest young (fellow) goin',

when he likes to come out. Ain't he, Mosey?" He paused and laughed heartily. "Las' time I unloaded at

Runnymedean' it was on'y one ton lebm; for we was goin' out emp'y for wool, on account o' them two Vic.

chaps snappin' our loads. I disremember if I tole you the yarn when I pulled you at the Willandra. Anyhow it

was raining like (incongruous comparison) when I drawed up at the store; an' Moriarty he fetches me inter the

office, an' gives me a stiffener o' brandy. Or whisky? Now, (hairraising imprecation) if I don't disremember

"On'y jist showin' how one idear sort o' fetches up another," replied the old man, with simulated ease of

"Well, you are a (adj.) fool. But as I was telling you chaps: About eleven o'clock, who should come dodgin'

down the paddick but ole Martin. Bin pokin' roun' after Miss King, I s'pose. He walks right bang through the

carrion, thinkin' they was the station bullicks; an' me layin' there, laughin' in to myself. By'n'by he stops an'

consithers, an' then he goes roun' examinin' them, an' smellin' about, an' then he has a long squint at

Valiparaiser; an' in the heel o' the hunt he rounds up the lot, an' sails off to the yard with 'em; an' me follerin'

ready to collar 'em when the coast was clear. By'n'by I sees him leavin' the yard, an' I goes to it, an' lo an'

" Well, we had a bunch o' keys at the camp. I had snavelled 'em at the railway station, las' time we was at

Deniliquin, thinkin' they might come in useful. So I heads for the camp at the rate o' knots. Collars the keys,

an' gits a drink o' tea, an' takes a bit o' brownie in my fist, an' back I goes, doin' the trip in about an hour.

Providential, one o' the keys fits the lock, so I whips out the carrion, an' shoves 'em down to where the ole

sinner took 'em from. Well, there was two station teams in the paddick I s'pose they wanted 'em very early

for somethin'so I saddles Valiparaiser an' scoots across to where I seen these bullicks when I was goin' for

the keys; an' I shoves 'em into the yard; an' I rakes up a ole grey horse, lame o' four legs, an' shoves him in

along o' the carrion, an' locks the gate, an' goes back to our lot, an' keeps an eye on 'em till they laid down, fit

to bust. Lord! how I laughed that night! I seen Martin watchin us nex' mornin', after we started. He's got a set

"Hasn't Warrigal Alf got a set on you too?" asked Thompson coldly. "Strikes me, you're not the safest man in

"Yes, Alf gives me the prayers o' the Church now an' agen," replied Mosey complacently. "It was this way:

The winter afore last, we got a leader in a swap at Deniliquin. Same time I made the keys. Yaller,

hoophorned bullickI dunno if you seen him with us? Well, this Pilot, you could n't pack him" Here

Cooper slowly rose, and walked across to his wagon "Lazy mountain o' mullick, that."

"You could n't pack him for a near side leader," resumed Mosey; "but there was nothin' for it but

shepherd all night. You might bet yer soul agen five bob, Pilot was off. Whenever he seen a fence, he'd go

through it, an' whenever he seen a river, he'd swim it; an' the whole fraternity stringin' after, thinkin' he was

on for somethin' worth while. Grand leader, but a beggar to clear. Well, las' year, when we went up emp'y to

Bargoonasame trip the ole man got that wonderful drink off Moriartywho should we fine there but this

Alf, waitin' for wool, an' due for the fust load. No fear o' him goin' up emp'y nyther. He'd manage to collar six

"Don't mention that name if you can help it, Mosey," interrupted Cooper, as he returned to the group,

carrying a blanket and the little bag of dead grass which he used as a pillow. "I'm a goodtempered man," he

continued, in sullen apology; "but it gives me the wilds and the melancholies, does that name."

"No; the other name. You've got Nosey Alf, an' Warrigal Alf, an' (sheol) knows how many other Alfs. I got

"Well," resumed Mosey, after a pause, "as I was tellin' you, this cove he was there; an' it so happened his near

side leader had got bit with a snake, an' died; an' as luck would have it, he'd sold the pick of his bullicks to a

tanksinker, an' bought steers in theyre place; an' he had n't another bullick fit to shove in the near side lead

to tackle sich a road as he'd got in front of him. Well, this cove he makes fistfuls o' money, but he's always

"Which cove makes fistfuls o' money?" demanded Price, roused from a reverie by the magic dissyllable.

"Fine out, you (adj.) ole fool. So he was flyblowed as usual in regard o' cash; an' he was badly in want of a

near side leader; an' I kep' showin' off this Pilot, shifting wagons from the door o' the shed, an' tinkerin' about;

an' he offered us two good bullicks for the counterfit; an' me an' the ole man we hum'd and ha'd, an' let on we

did n't want to part with him; an' me as thin as a whippin'post with watchin' the yallerhided dodger every

night, to keep him from goin' overland to the bounds o' creation. Well, at long an' at last we swapped level for

Valiparaiser. I seen the workin' o' Providence in it from fust to last. The horse he's worth twenty notes, all

out; an' Pilot he was dear at a gift. I say, Tom; that's a grand horse you got off o' the Fardowner. Goes like a

greyhound. Gosh, you had that bloke to rights. He's whippin' the cat now like fury. I was chiackin' him about

the deal, when he told me you swapped level; an' he wanted to change the subject. 'I'm frightened you'll be

short o' grass tonight,' says he. 'Where you goin' to camp?' says he. The (adj.) fool!"

"Rampaddick, of course. You don't ketch me tellin' the truth about where I'm goin' to camp. But you got a

rakin' horse, Tom; an' I give you credit for gittin' at the blind side o' the turfcutter."

"He'll do me well enough for poking about," I replied modestly. "But how did the other fellow get on with

"It was the fun o' the world," resumed Mosey. "The other feller he left the shed three days ahead of us; an'

when we drawed out, an' camped at the Fourmile Tank, this feller's wagon was standin' there yet; an' no sign

o' him nor his carrion. I was thinkin' he'd have some fun with Pilot, 'specially on account of havin' to do his

bullickhuntin' on foot; for he could n't afford to git another horse till he delivered. Well, I never seen him

agen till today when we stopped for dinner; but the feller at the Bilby Well he told me about it when we was

"Seems, the other feller he goes out in the mornin' on foot, thinkin' to fine his carrion among that mulgar in

the corner to yer left; an' when he got to the corner, there was a hole in the fence, an' the tracks through.

Course, he runs the tracks; he runs 'em all day, an' at night he lays down, an' I s'pose he swears his self to

sleep. Nex' mornin', off he scoots agen, an' jist before sundown he hears the bells, an' he pipes the tail end o'

the string ahead; an' the front end was jist at the Bilby Wellsixty good mile, if it's an inch, an' scrub all the

road. Pilot he had n't thought worth while to go roun' by the Boundary Tank, to git on the wool track; he jist

went ahead like a surveyor, an' the fences was like spiders' webs to him. It was blazing hot weather; and the

other fellow he never seen tucker nor water all the trip, for he wouldn't leave the track. Laugh? Lord! I

thought I'd 'a' busted when the bloke at the well told me. I noticed the other feller was a bit narked when he

"Look here, Mosey," said Thompson slowly: "I'd ratherso help me GodI'd rather cut my own throat than

"I ain't (adj.) fool enough to believe in curses," replied Moseyhis altered tone nevertheless belying his

"Simply because you don't keep your eyes open," retorted Thompson. "Is n't it well known that a

grogseller's money never gets to his children? Is n't it well known that if you mislead a woman, a curse'll

follow you like your shadow? Isn't it well known that if you're disobedient to your parents, something'll

happen to you? Is n't it well known that Sabbathbreaking brings a curse on a man that he can't shake off till

he reforms? Now you stole that horse in the dirtiest way; and stealingwell, anything except grass or

"Well," said Price emphatically, and qualifying every word that would bear qualification, "so fur as workin'

on Sundays goes, I'm well sure I allus worked on Sundays, an' I'm well sure I allus will; an' I'm well sure 'ere

ain't no cuss on me. Why, I dunno what the (complicated expletive) a cuss is! I'll get a blanket fer to lay on,"

"He's got a curse on him as big as Mount Macedon, and he does n't know it," muttered Thompson.

"Bearing out the prophecy," said I aside to Willoughby, "that the sinner, being a hundred years old, shall be

"Well, to tell you the truth," replied Mosey frankly, "I got no patience with the ole bunyip. Can't suffer fools,

"Well, I don't want to be shovin' in my jor, but I'd take him to be more rogue than fool," suggested Bum.

"Now, really Thompsondo you believe in these special malisons?" asked Willoughby, as Price rejoined the

"I've good reason to believe in them," replied Thompson. "You asked me this morning why I did n't have two

teams. Now I'll tell you the reason. It's because I'm not allowed to keep two teams. I've got a curse on me.

Many a long year ago, when I finished my second season, I found myself at Moama, with a hundred and ten

notes to the good, and the prospect of going straight ahead, like the cube rootor the square of the

hypotenuse, is it? I forget the exact term, but no matter. Well, the curse came on me in this way: Charley

Webber, the young fellow I was travelling with, got a letter from some relations in New Zealand, advising

him to settle there; so he offered me his plant for twothirds of its value fifty notes down and fifty more

when he would send for it. Sheer goodnature of him, for he knew he could have the lot if he liked. But

there's not many fellows of Charley's stamp. So I paid him the fifty notes and we parted. He was to send me

his address as soon as he reached New Zealand; but he never got there. The vessel was wrecked on some

place they call the North Spit; and Charley was one of the missing. Never heard of him from that day to this."

"Good (ensanguined) shot!" remarked Mosey. "I wish that same specie of a curse would come on me."

"Well, nobody knows anything about the geography of New Zealand," continued Thompson, "and I

purposely forgot the address of Charley's people. Any honest man would have hunted them up, but that was

n't my style; I was n't a wheatsample; I was a tare. Compromised with my conscience. Thought there was no

time to lose in making an independence making haste to be rich, and considering not that's there's many a

slip between the cup and the lip, as Solomon puts it. I said to myself, 'That's all right; I'll pay it some time.'

"Just two years after I bid the poor fellow goodbyetwo years to the very day, and not very lucky years

neitherI found myself in the middle of the Death Track, with flour for Wilcannia; one wagon left behind,

and the bullocks dropping off like fish out of water; bullocks worth ten notes going as if they were n't worth

halfacrown. It was like the retreat from Moscow. Finally, I lost fourteen on the tripexactly the number I

had got dishonestly. As for the second wagon, I gave it to Baxter for fetching the load the last fifty mile. I

thought this might clear away the curse, so I didn't fret over it. I felt as if Charley had got satisfaction. But I

wasn't going to get off so cheap. Two years afterwardyou remember, Dixon?I bought that thin team and

the Melbourne wagon from Pribble, the contractor. Dixon, here, was driving for Pribble at that very time, and

he can tell you how Dick the Devil cleaned me out of my fine old picked team and the new wagon, leaving

me to begin afresh with the remains of Pribble's skeletons and my own old wagon. Then a year or two

afterward, I went in debt to buy that plant of Mulligan'shim that was killed off the colt at Mossgieland

that same winter the pleuro broke out in my lot, and they went like rotten sheep till fourteen were gone; and

then, of course, the plague was stopped. Not having any use for Mulligan's wagon, I swapped her for a new

thirtybytwentyfour woolrag, and a Wagga pot, good for eight or ten mile on a still night; and, within a

month, Ramsay's punt went down with my wagon; she's in the bottom of the Murrumbidgee now, with eight

ton of bricks to steady her, and the tarpaulin and bell to keep her company. She'll be fetching the most critical

planks out of a steamer some of these times, and I'll get seven years for leaving her there. Afterward, when I

was hauling logs for pontooning, on the Goulburn, I kept buying up steers and breaking them in, till I had two

twelves; and one day I left sixteen of them standing in yoke while I went looking round for a good log; and

suddenly I heard a crash that rattled back and forward across the river for a quarter of an hour. I had a

presentiment that Providence was on the job again, and I wasn't disappointed. One of the fallers had left a tree

nearly through when he went to dinner; and a gust of wind sent it over, and it carried a couple of other trees

before it, right on the spot where my team was folded up in the shade. Eight of them went that trip, between

killed and crippled, leaving me with sixteen. My next piece of luck was to lose that new Yankee wagon in the

Eightmile Mallee, on Birrawong. Then I could see plain enough that Providence had taken up Charley's

case, and was prepared to block me of keeping two teams; so I determined to have one good one. Now, I've

always stood pretty well with the agents and squatters, and I know my way round Riverina, so I can turn over

as much money as any singleteam man on the track, bar Warrigal Alf (I beg your pardon, Cooper; I

forgot)but what's the use of money to me? Only vanity and vexation of spirit, as Shakespear says. I get up

to a certain point, and then I'm knocked stiff. Mind, I've only given you a small, insignificant sample of the

misfortunes I've had since I cheated that dead man; but if they don't prove there's a curse on me, then there's

Price cleared his throat. "Them misforcunes was invidiously owin' to yer own (adj.) misjudgment," he said

"Yes," replied Thompson gently. "I've had my turn. I hope I take it like a man. Your turns will come sooner

or later, as sure as you've got heads on your bodiesperhaps next year; perhaps next week; perhaps

tomorrow. Let's see how you'll take it. Mind, there's a curse on every one of us. And look herewe had no

business to travel today; there was a bite of feed in the Patagonia Swamp, if it came to the worst. Now we're

in for it. I've got a presentiment that something'll happen before tomorrow night. Just mark my words."

A constrained silence fell on the grownup children, till Willoughby politely sought to restore ease by

"There occurs to my mind a capital thing," he said; "a capital thing, indeed, though apropos of nothing in

particular. A student, returning from a stroll, encountered a countryman, carrying a hare in his hand. 'Friend,'

said the student quietly, 'is that thine own hare or a wig?' The joke, of course, lies in the play on the word

Willoughby's courteous effort was worse than wasted, for the general depression deepened.

"You're right, Thompson," said Cooper, at length. "Mostly everybody's got a curse on them. I got a curse on

me. I got it through swearin' and Sabbathbreakin'. I've tried to knock off swearin' fifty dozen times, but I

might as well try to fly. Last time I tried to knock it off was when I left Nyngan for Kenilworth, four months

ago; but there happened to be a twohundredweight bag o' rice in the bottom o' the load; an' something tore

her, an' she started leakin' through the cracks in the floor o' the wagon; an' I could n't git at her no road, for

there was seven ton on top of her; an' the blasted stuff it kep' dribbledribble till you could 'a' tracked me at a

gallop for over a hundred mile; an' me swearin' at it till I was black in the face; an' it always stopped dribblin'

at night, like as if it was to aggravate a man. If it had n't been for that rice, I'd 'a' kep' from swearin' that trip;

an' then, comin' down from Kenilworth with Thompson, I'd 'a' kep' from it easy; for Thompson he never

"I don't claim any credit," remarked Thompson, with the unconscious spiritual swagger which so often

antecedes, and possibly generates, lapse. "I never could see that swearing did any good; so I just say to

myself, 'You'd like to come out, would you?well, then, once for all, you won't.'"

"You're a happy man, curse and all," replied the giant gloomily. "For my own part, I was brought up careful,

but I've turned out a (adj.) failure. Nobody would think, seeing me so brisk an' cheerful, that I got more worry

nor anybody on'y myself could stand. I got more trouble nor all you fellers put together." He paused,

evidently battling feebly with that impulse which bids us ease the loaded breast, even when discovery's pain.

"My father he was well off, with a comfortable place of his own on the Hawkesbury; an' there was on'y me

an' my sister Molly; for my mother died of a cold she caught when I was about twelve or fourteen, and Molly

she was hardly so old. If you was to travel the country, you wouldn't meet another man like my ole dad. He

"My farther he was a sojer," interposed Dixon. "He could whack any man of his weight in the 40th. Las' word

he says to me: 'Bob,' says he; 'be a manan' keep Injun ink off o' yer arms, for you never know,' says he,

"Not many men like my ole dad," pursued Cooper. "Fetch up your youngsters in the natur' an' admiration o'

the Lord, an' don't be frightened to dress the knots off o' them. That was his idear, an' he went through with it

straight. 'William,' says he to me; 'if I catch a oath out o' your mouth, I'll welt the (adj.) hide off o' you ;' an'

many's the time he done it. 'Always show respect to an ole man or an ole woman,' says he; 'an' never kick up

a row with nobody; an' when you see a row startin', you strike in an' squash it, for blessed be the

peacemakers; an' never you git drunk, nor yet laugh at a drunk man; an' never take your Maker's name in

vain, or by (sheol) He'll make it hot for you.' That was my father's style with me. Same with my sister. He

used to lay a bit of a buggytrace on the table, after supper: 'There, Molly,' says he; 'that's for girls as goes

gallivantin' about after night ;' an' many's the dose of it Molly got for flyin' round in the moonlight.

Consequently, as you might say, she growed up to be the best girl, an' the cleverest, in the district. The other

girls was weeds aside of her; she stood inches higher nor any o' them, an' she was a picter' to look at. Strong

as whalebone, she was, an' not a lazy bone in her body. She was different from me in regard o' learnin', for

she always liked to have her nose in a book, an' she went a lot to school. An' as for singin' or playin' anything

in the shape o' musicwhy, there was nobody about could hold a candle to her. She was fair mad on it; an'

my ole dad he sent her to Sydney for over a year o' purpose to fetch her out. Peanner, or flute, or fiddle, or the

curliest instrument out of a brass band, it was all one to her; it come sort o' natural to her to fetch music out of

"She never took up with none o' the fellers. I knowed fellers try to kiss her; but her style was to stiffen them

with a clip under the ear, an' they sort o' took the hint, an' never come back. But by'n'by a man from the

Queensland border, he bought the place next ours but one; an' our two fam'lies got acquainted. Wonderful

clever ole feller he was, in regard o' findin' out new gases, an' smells, an' cures for snakebites, an' stuff that

would go off like a cannon if you looked at it. This cove had got one son an' two daughters, an' his missis was

"About twoan'twenty. He seemed to be a fine, offhanded, straightforrid, welledicated young feller; an'

me an' him we soon got great cronies; an' by'n'by I seen he was collared on Molly, an' she was collared on

him. Well, thank God! he's got a curse on him that he won't get rid of in a hurry. Thank God for that much!"

Cooper passed the question with unconscious dignity, and resumed. "Things went on this way for a couple o'

year; an' this feller's people was agreeable; an', to make a long story short, the time was fixed for two months

"He was dead," replied Cooper reverently. "Gone to eternity, I hope. He deserved to go there if ever any livin'

man did. He died about a year after these people come to settle near our place."

"Never you mind. Well, to make a long story short, one day pore Molly wanted to go somewhere, an' she

jumped onto a horse I'd just left in the yard, an' she shoved her foot in the stirrupleather; an' the horse he

was a reg'lar devil; an' he played up with her in the yard; an' her heel went through the loop o' the leather, an'

she come off an' hung by her ankle; an' the horse he was shod all round, an' he kicked her in the

"I caught the horse, an' got her clear, an' carried her into the house, all covered with blood, an' just like a corp;

an' I left her there with the married woman we had, while I went for the doctor. Well, there she laid for

weeks, halfways between dead an' alive, an' me like a feller in a dream, thinkin' an' thinkin', an' not able to

rec'lect anything but the hammerin's I used to give her, an' the things I used to take off of her, an' set her

cryin'. I would n't go through that lot agen, not if I got a pension for it. Well, by'n'by she got her senses

complete; an' this young feller he had been hangin' about the house every day, sayin' nothing to nobody; but

when she begun to come round, he begun tokeep away. At last she was all right in regard o' health, but she

was disfigured for life; she had to wear a crape veil down to her mouth. Then the young feller he used to

come sometimes an' just shake hands with her, but otherways he would n't touch her with a fortyfoot pole.

Then he begun to stop away altogether; an' by'n'by he suddenly got married to a girl out o' the lowest pub.

for ten mile round; an' his fatherreal decent ole bloke he washe told him never to show his face about

the place agen. But there was no end o' go in him. He had an uncle in Sydney, middlin' rich, a shipchandler,

"This uncle he'd had a sawmill left on his hands, out somewhere south; an' he give the sawmill to the

young feller on sort o' timepayment; an' I believe he got on splendid for a couple or three year; an' his wife

had one picaninnyso we come to hearan' suddenly he balled her out with some other feller. I on'y got

hearsay for it, mind, but I know it's true; for it's just what ought to happen. Anyhow, the hand of God was on

him, an' he got it hot an' heavy. Accordin' to accounts, he sold out, an' give her the bulk o' the cash, an' then

he travelled. Last year, out on the Namoi, a man told me he seen him bullock drivin' in the Bland country,

seven year ago. It might be him, or it might n't. I don't know, an' I don't want to know; for he's done all the

harm he could. I got to thank him for all my troubles. On'y for him, I'd 'a' been livin' comfortable in the ole

spot still. I don't mention these things not once every three year on a average; but sometimes when you think

I'm pleasant an' cheerful, I'm fair wild with thinkin' about that blasted cur; an' you chaps fetched him up fresh

"No," replied Cooper hoarsely; "she's somewhere at the bottom o' the Hawkesbury river; an' there's no more

home. About three or four year after her accident, I was away in Sydney one time, on some business about

shares; an' when I come home, Molly was gone. She'd left a letter for me, sayin' she'd nothing to live for; an'

we'd meet on the other side o' the grave; an' I must always think kind of her; an' to remember ole times, when

there was on'y the two of us; an' prayin' God to bless me for always bein' good to her Why it knocked

me stiff, for I'd always been a selfish, unfeelin'"He stopped abruptly; he had uttered the last sentences

Presently Dixon, pitying his emotion, remarked to Thompson in a gratuitously lively tone, and with diction

"Saywas I tellin' you I seen that white bullock you swapped to Cartwright las' year? I think he's gittin' a

cancer; mebbe it's on'y blight; I would n't say. An' that lyin' (individual), Ike Cunningham, told me he busted

"I'll answer that question, but not to satisfy you," replied Cooper coldly. "Well, chaps, when pore Molly's day

was fixed, I scraped up a hundred notes, an' borrered two hundred on the place, to give her a start when the

thing took place. My ole dad he left everything to me, with strict orders to see Molly through. He did n't want

to make her a bait for loafers. Well, when the thing was squashedme, like a fool, I was advised to lay the

money out in minin' shares for Molly; an' then I kep' risin' more money, an' buyin' more shares; an' I got sort

o' muddled somehow; an' to make a long story short, the whole (adj.) thing went to (sheol). It was goin' that

road when I seen the last o' pore Molly; an' when I lost her, I jist roused round an' got a team together, an'

signed everything the lyin', cheatin' (financiers) told me to sign; an' then I cleared off. Must be gittin' on

forlet's seeMolly was twentythree when she got her accident, an' it was three year after when she made

away with herself. That was nine year ago, so she'd be thirtyfive if she was alive now. She need n't 'a' done

it! O, she should n't 'a' done it!for she'd the satisfaction o' knowin' the curse that come on that blasted dog!

I told her all the particulars I got, thinkin' to satisfy her; but I believe it on'y done her harm, for the end come

a week or ten days after. Seems strange, lookin' back at it, to think how simple our fam'ly's been broke up, an'

"Not a trace. Some people would have it she was gone to America, or California, or somewherebut why

would she go? Me an' the Ryansthat was the married couple we hadwe knowed most about it, an' we

cared most; an' we was sure from the first, though we done everything that could be done. She went away at

night, an' took nothing with hernot a single item o' clothes, but jist as she stood. Ah! I'd give what little I

got, an' walk a thousand mile on to the back of it, to see her pore bones buried safe, an' then I'd be satisfied."

Cooper sighed deeply, and lit his pipe; then, for a time, the utter stillness of the bright starlight was broken

only by the faint jingle of the horses' hobblechains, and the sound of some of the nearer bullocks cropping

"The rampaddick's a fool to this spot," remarked Mosey, at length. "Mind you, it was friendly of Number

Two to lay us on. On'y decent thing I ever knowed him to do. He ain't the clean spud."

"He's illnatured, certainly," observed Thompson; "but I can't help taking an interest in him. As a general

rule, the more uncivilised a man is, till you come right down to the level of the blackfellow, the better

bushman he is; but I must say this of Thingamybob, that he comes as near the blackfellow"

"Hold on," interrupted Dixon, whose private conversation with Bum had caused him to lose step in the march

"I wish somebody would fetch me a drink of water," replied Thompson, dropping his subject in pointed

rebuke of Dixon's behaviour. "I'd rather perish than go for it myself; and I won't live two hours if I don't get

it. It's Cooper's fault. When he keeps the meat fresh, it walks away; and when he packs it in salt, and then

roasts it in the panlike this eveningyou can see the salt all over it like frost. Grand remedy for scurvy,

and Barcoo rot, and the hundreds of natural diseases that flesh is subject to, as the poet says."

"Lis'n that (adj.) liar," growled Cooper, with a fairly successful attempt at easy goodnature. "An' I'm as bad

"I'll bring a drink for you both," said I, rising and taking two pannikins from the lid of the tuckerbox. "I

would n't do it only that I'm famishing, myself; and I'm tired of waiting for some one else to give in."

Then, whilst helping myself to a drink from the waterbag under the rear of Thompson's wagon, and filling

the pannikins for my friends, I couldn't possibly avoid overhearing the conversation which sprang into life the

"My lord Billybedamd," remarked Mosey. "Wonder why the (sheol) he ain't at Runnymede tonight, doin'

"Would n't trust him as fur's I could sling him," said Dixon. "Too thick with the (adj.) squatters for my fancy.

"Can't make him out no road," confessed Cooper. "Seems a decent, easygoin', GodsendSunday sort o'

"He calls himself a philosopher," murmured Thompson; "but his philosophy mostly consists in thinking he

knows everything, and other people know nothing. That's the principal point I've seen in him; and we've been

"Mrs. Beaudesart," corrected Thompson. "She's a widow womansort of fortysecond cousin to Mrs.

Montgomery, and housekeeper at the station. I never heard of anybody grudging her to Collins."

"Between ourselves, Thompson," remarked Willoughby, "his conversation this afternoon rather amused me.

It recalled to my mind an excellent and most characteristic pleasantry, which you may not have heard. The

story goes that Coleridge once asked Lamb, 'Did you ever hear me preach?' 'Preach!' said Lamb; 'Gad, I never

heard you do anything else!' And yet, if Mr. Collins had enjoyed the advantages accruing from even the

"He's got summick to do with Gub'ment lately," said Price cunningly. "My 'pinion, he's shadderin' summedy."

"He ain't a gurl o' that sort," interposed Bum hastily. "My 'pinion, he's a spieler. No more a detective nor I

I returned to the group. My friends drained their pannikins; Thompson threw his at the tuckerbox, and

Cooper was just aiming his, when Willoughby, who had shared the frosted mutton, interposed

"Seen better days, pore (fellow)," observed Cooper sympathetically, as the ripple of the water into the

"People seem to think Gawd made these here colonies for a rubbageheap," said Bum. "That's the English

"Stiddy, Charley," interrupted Dixon. "Everybody's got a right to live, an' that pore (fellow)'s got jist as much

"Shall I bring a pannikin of water for any of you gentlemen?" asked Willoughby, without a trace of ironical

Willoughby brought the drink. I fancied even an accession to the subdued suavity of his manner as he picked

up and replaced on the tuckerbox the empty pannikin which Bum had thanklessly tossed on the ground at his

feet. Then he resumed his place; and Thompson, palpably turning his back on Dixon and Bum, selected him

"Comes as near the blackfellow as it's possible for a white man to get. And you couldn't kill him with an axe.

Then start him at any civilised worksuch as splicing a loop on a wool rope, or making a yoke, or wedging

a loose box in a wheeland he has the best hands in the country. At the same time, it's plain to be seen that

he has been brought up in the class of society that sticks a napkin, in a bone ring, alongside your plate at

dinner." Here Thompson paused, and the recurrence of some distressing memory elicited a halfsuppressed

"There is nothing unreasonable in that phenomenon," remarked Willoughby"rather the reverse. Probably

the person you speak of is a gentleman. Now, the man who is a gentleman by birth and cultureby which I

mean a man of good family, who has not only gone through the curriculum of a university, but has graduated,

so to speak, in societysuch a one has every advantage in any conceivable situation. The records of military

enterprise, exploration, pioneering, and so forth, furnish abundant evidence of this very obvious fact. You

will find, I think, that high breeding and training are conditions of superiority in the human as well as in the

equine and canine races; pedigree being, of course, the primary desideratum. Non generant aquilae columbas,

"Don't run away with the idear that nobody knows who Columbus was," retorted Bum. "He discovered

"More power to yer (adj.) elbow, Bum," said Mosey approvingly. "But, gentleman or no gentleman, if a feller

ain't propped up with cash, this country'll (adj.) quick fetch him to his proper (adj.) level."

"Pardon me if I differ from you, Mosey," replied Willoughby blandly. "A few months ago, I travelled the

Lachlan with a man fitted by birth and culture to be a leader of society; one whose rightful place would be at

least in the front rank of your Australian aristocracy. How do you account for such a man being reduced to

"Easy," retorted the sansculotte: "the duke had jist settled down to his proper (adj.) levellike the bloke

"Mosey," said Cooper impressively; "if I git up off o' this blanket, I'll kick"(I did n't catch the rest of the

"You can git a drink o' good water in ole Vic., anyhow," sneered Mosey, with the usual flowers of speech.

"An' that's about all you can git," muttered Cooper, faithfully following the same ornate style of diction.

"Now, Mosey," said Willoughby, courteously but tenaciously, "will you permit me to enumerate a few

gentlemengentlemen, rememberwho have exhibited in a marked degree the qualities of the pioneer. Let

us begin with those men of whom you Victorians are so justly proud, Burke and Wills. Then you

"Hold on, hold on," interrupted Mosey. "Don't go no furder, for Gossake. Yer knockin' yerself bad, an' you

don't know it. Wills was a pore harmless weed, so he kin pass; but look'erethere ain't a drover, nor yet a

bullock driver, nor yet a stockkeeper, from 'ere to 'ell that could n't 'a' bossed that expegition straight

through to the Gulf, an' back agen, an' never turned a hairwith sich a season as Burke had. Don't sicken a

man with yer Burke. He burked that expegition, right enough. ''Howlt! Dis MOUNT!' Grand style o' man for

sich a contract! I tell you, that (explorer) died for want of his sherry an' biscakes. Why, the ole man, here,

"No (adj.) fear!" growled Price resentfully. "Jist happened to be there with the (adj.) teams. Went up with

Willoughby, who probably had wept over the sufferings of Burke's party on their way to Menindie, seemed

badly nonplussed. He murmured acquiescence in Price's authority; and Mosey continued,

"Well, the ole man, here, seen him camped, with his carpet, an' his bedsteed, an' (sheol) knows what

paravinalia; an' a man nothin' to do but wait on him; an'look here!a cubbard made to fit one o' the

camels, with compartments for his swell toggery, an'as true asI'm a livin' sinner!one o' the

"Quite so," replied Willoughby approvingly. "We must bear in mind that Burke had a position to uphold in

the party; and that, to maintain subordination, a commander must differentiate himself by"

"It's Gord's truth, anyhow," remarked Price, rousing his mind from a retrospect of its extensive past. And, no

doubt, the old man was right; for a relic, answering to Mosey's description, was sold by auction in

"They give him a lot o' credit for dyin' in the open," continued the practical little wretch, with masterly

handling of expletive"but I want to know what else a feller like him could do, when there was no git out?

An' you'll see in Melb'n', there, a statue of him, made o' cast steel, or concrete, or somethin', standin' as bold

as brass in the middle o' the street! M y word! An' all the thousands o' pore beggars that's died o' thirst an'

hardship in the back countryall o' them a dash sight better men nor Burke knowed how to bewhere's

theyre statutes? Don't talk rubbage to me. Why, there was no end to that feller's childishness. Before he

leaves Bray at Cooper's Creek, he drors outwhat do you think?well, he drors out a plan o'

forti(adj.)fications, like they got in ole woreout countries; an' Bray had to keep his fellers workin' an'

cursin' at this thing till the time come for them to clear. An' mind you, this was among the tamest blackfellers

in the world. Why, Burke was dotin'. Wants a youngfeller, with some life in him, for to boss a expegition; an'

"Well, no; he war n't too old, Mosey," interposed Price deprecatingly. "Wants a experienced man fer sich

"Sing'lar thing, you'll never hear one good word o' that man," observed Cooper. "Different from all the other

"Another singular thing is that you'll never read a word against him," added Thompson. "In conversation,

you'll always learn that Burke never did a thing worth doing or said a thing worth saying; and that his

management of that expedition would have disgraced a newchum schoolboy; and old Victorian policemen

will tell you that he left the force with the name of a bully and a snob, and a man of the smallest brains.

"De mortuis nil nisi bonum is an excellent maxim, Thompson," remarked Willoughby.

"It is that," retorted Mosey. "Divil a fear but they'll nicely bone anythin' in the shape o' credit. Toffs is no

slouches at barrickin' for theyre own push. An' I'll tell you another dash good maximum,it's to keep off of

"Did you ever read Burke's Diary, Willoughby?" asked Thompson. "It's just two or three pages of the

foolishest trash that any man ever lost time in writing; and I'm afraid it's about a fair sample of Burke. I wish

you could talk to some fellows that I knowBarefooted Bob, for instance. Now, there's a man that was never

known to say a thing that he was n't sure of; and he's been all over the country that Burke was over, and heard

all that is to be known of the expedition. And Bob's a man that goes with his eyes open. I wish you could talk

to him. Lots of information in the back country that never gets down here into civilisation ."

"There is a certain justice in Mosey's contention," I remarked, addressing Willoughby. "He argues that, as

Burke, by dying of hardship, earned himself a statue, so Brown, Jones, and Robinsonwhose souls, we trust,

are in a less torrid climate than their unburied bonesshould, in bare justice, have similar postobituary

recognition. For Burke's sake, of course, the comparison in value of service had better not be entered on.

Mosey would have our cities resemble ancient Athens in respect of having more public statues than living

"Your allusion to Athens is singularly happy," replied the whaler; "but you will remember that the Athenians

were, in many respects, as exclusive as ourselves. The impassable chasm which separates your illustrious

explorer from Brown, Jones, and Robinson, existed also in Athens, though, perhaps, not so jealously guarded.

"Yes; do," said Cooper cordially. "I hate argyin'. Fust go off, it's all friendly;'Yes, my good man.''No,

my dear feller.''Don't run away with that idear.''You're puttin' the boot on the wrong foot.' 'You got

the wrong pig by the tail.'an' so on, as sweet as sugar. But by'n'by it's, 'To (sheol) with you for a (adj.)

fool!''You're a (adj.) liar!' 'Who the (adj. sheol) do you think you're talking to?'an' one word fetchin'

"Both gone to have a confab with Burke; an' good enough for the likes o' them," replied Mosey. "Them sort o'

varmin's the curse o' the country. I ain't a very honorable sort, myself, but I'd go on one feed every two days

before I'd come as low as them. Well, couple or three year ago, you know, ole M'Gregor he sent the (adj.)

skunks out with cattle to some new country, a hundred mile beyond (sheol); an' between hardship, an' bad

tucker, an' bad conscience, they both pegged out. So a feller from the Diamantinar told me a fortnit ago."

"Smart fellows in their way," remarked Thompson. "I don't bear them any malice, though they rounded me up

"Boolka horsepaddick?" suggested Mosey. "They grabbed us there once, an' it was touchan'go another

"No; both times it was on WoWinya, on the Deniliquin side," replied Thompson. "First time was about nine

years ago. Bob and Bat were dummying on the station at the time, and looking after the Skeleton paddock.

Flash young fellers they were then. Cunningham and I worked on that paddock one night, as usual, coming

up empty from the Murray. Of course, we were out in the morning at grey daylight, but it was a bit foggy,

and instead of finding the bullocks, we found Bob and Bat cantering round, looking for them. Cunningham

and I separated, and so did the other two; and the four of us spent the liveliest halfhour you could wish for;

chasing, and crossing, and meeting one another in all directions, and not a word spoken, and not a hoof to be

seen. At last the fog lifted a bit, and Cunningham spotted cattle in a timbered swamp, but Bat was between

him and them; so he circled round gently, and was edging up to get a good start when Bat took the alarm, and

saw the cattle; then it was neckornothing with them for possession. Bob and I happened to be in sight and

when we saw our mates go off on the jump, we both went for the same spot. Cunningham beat Bat by a few

lengths, and got possession; but when I got within a quarter of a mile, I saw there was only part of our lot

there. Just then I saw Bob turn his horse, and race straight toward me; and when I looked in the direction he

was going, I saw more cattle. I went for them with a clear start of a hundred yards, and would have won easy,

only that I saw they were station cattle; and at the same time I caught sight of another little lot in a hollow to

the left, and Bat travelling for them. I slewed round, and gave him a gallop for it, but he won by fifty yards.

However, there was only five of our lot in the little mob. There was thirteen wanted still; and Bob had

possession of them among the station cattle. So they got eighteen altogether, and we only got sixteen, after

"Another time, going on for three years ago," continued Thompson, "Bob had me as cheap as dirt for the

whole twenty, while Bat snapped Potter's horses the same night. That was on WoWinya againshortly

before M'Gregor sold the station to Stoddart, and just before the two of them were sent out to the

True friendship lay underneath this severity, for when Thompson got started on his reminiscences, he was apt

"But why this solicitude and panic over being detected in trifling trespass?" asked Willoughby. "Like most

things in this country, it appears to be purely a matter of �. s. d. Now, I have taken the liberty of totting up, in

my own mind, some of your earnings. Will Thompson permit me to take his case as an illustration? I find,

Thompson, that the tariff of your wool is exactly sevenpence halfpenny per ton per mile. You have eight

tons on your wagon at the present time. This will give you five shillings for each mile you travel. You have

"that is two pounds ten. Now,all things consideredan occasional penalty of, say, one pound,

appears to me by no means ruinous. It is not to be mentioned in comparison with other losses which you have

"Yes; that's one way of looking at it," muttered Thompson, after a pause. The other fellows were silently and

futilely wrestling with the apparent anomaly. A metaphysical question keeps slipping away from the grasp of

[Yet the solution is simple. The upcountry man is decidedly openhanded; he will submit to crushing losses

with cheerfulness, tempered, of course, by humility in those cases where he recognises the operation of an

overhanging curse; he will subscribe to any good or bad cause with a liberality excelled only by the digger;

he will pay gambling debts with the easy, careless grace which makes every P. of W. so popular in English

sporting circlesin a word, the smallest of his many sins is parsimony. But the penal suggestiveness of

trespasspenalty touches the sullen dignity of his nature; and the vague, but wellgrounded fear of a law

made and administered solely by his natural enemies makes him feel about as apprehensive as John Bunyan,

though certainly more dangerous. Of course, Willoughby, born and bred a member of the governing class,

could n't easily conceive the dismay with which these outlaws regarded legal seizure for trespassor

"l knows wun respectable man with two teams wot's seed the time he'd emp'y a doublebarr'll gun on them

two fellers jis' same's if they was wild dogs," remarked Price ominously. "I happen ter mind me o' wun time

this man hed ter fetch hees las' wool right on ter Deniliquin, f'm Hay, f'r twofive hextry, 'count o' there bein'

no river that season. An' that man 'e war shaddered hevery day acrost WoWinyar, an' hees bullicks collared

hevery night with Bob or Bat; an' them bullicks har'ly fit ter crawl with fair poverty. Dirty! W'y, Chows ain't

in it with them varmin f'r dirtiness." Here followed a steady torrent of red vituperation, showing that Price

"To my (adj.) knowledge, they dummied land for ole M'Gregor, an' never got a cent for it," remarked Dixon.

"Same time, I got nothin' to say agen 'em, for they never got a slant to snavel my lot. Brothers ain't they?"

"No (adj.) fear," replied Mosey. "You never seen brothers hangin' together like them chaps. I know some

drovers that's been prayin' for theyre (adj.) souls every night for years, on account o' the way they used to

rush travellin' stock across M'Gregor's runs. Whenever there was dirty work to be did, them two blokes was

on hand to do it. An' I got it on good authority that they chanced three years chokey for perjury, when they

was dummyin' for M'Gregor; an' all they got for it was the fright hangin' over them. A man should n't make a

"So far as dummying is concerned." said I; "no one except their Maker and M'Gregor knows how the thing

was worked. But if they had owned all the land they secured for M'Gregor, by perjury, and personation, and

straightforward dummyism, they would have been little squatters themselves. At the same time, they were

truehearted, kindly, unselfish men, according to their uncertain light; and in all probability they're gone to

"Anyhow, they ain't goin' to trouble us no furder," rejoined Mosey complacently. "Theyre toes is turned up.

Lis'n!that's the sound I like to hear!" The sound was the deep, heavy sough of a contented bullock, as he

"Grass is generally a burning question with you teamsters," observed Willoughby.

"Good!" interjected Mosey. "If you was inclined that road, you might say the carrier's got as much interest in

the grass as a squatter. It's the traveller as don't give a (compound expletive) if the whole country's as black as

"Well, I s'pose that's about a fair thing for tonight," remarked Cooper; and he pulled off his boots,

preparatory to wrapping himself in his blanket. "Time to vong tong cooshey, as the Frenchman says. Must n't

Then I disposed my possum rug and saddle, took off my boots, spread my coat for Pup to sleep on, lit my

pipe, and lay down for the night. Thompson, Mosey, and Willoughby arranged themselves here and there,

according to taste. Dixon and Methuselah retired to hammocks under the rear of their respective wagons.

Bum simply lay where he was. I would do my companions what honour I can, but the stern code of the

chronicler permits no quibbling with the fact that Mosey and Bum wound up the evening with a series of

gestes and apothegms, such as must not tarnish these pagesWilloughby occasionally taking part, rather, I

think, through courtesy than sympathy, and ably closing the service with a fescennine anecdote, beginning, 'It

Willoughby had selected a smooth place near my own lair. Here he spent five minutes in spreading his

exceptionally dirty blanket, and another five in tidily folding his ragged coat for a pillow. Then he removed

his unmatched boots, and, unlapping from his feet the inexpensive substitute for socks known as

'princealberts,' he artistically spread the redolent swaths across his boots to receive the needed benefit of the

night air; performing all these little offices with an unconscious elegance amusing to noticean elegance

which not another member of our party could have achieved, any more than Willoughby could have acquired

Poor shadow of departed exclusiveness!lying there, with none so poor to do him reverence! He was a

typeand, by reason of his happy temperament, an exceedingly favourable typeof the 'gentleman,'

shifting for himself under normal conditions of backcountry life. Urbane address, faultless syntax, even that

good part which shall not be taken away, namely, the calm consciousness of inherent superiority, are of little

use here. And yet your Australian novelist finds no inconsistency in placing the bookish student, or the city

dandy, many degrees above the bushman, or the digger, or the pioneer, in vocations which have been the

lifework of the latter. O, the wearisome nonsense of this kind which is remorselessly thrust upon a docile

public! And what an opportunity for some novelist, in his rabid pursuit of originality, to merely reverse the

incongruitypicturing a semibarbarian, lassoed fullgrown, and launched into polished society, there to

excel the fastidious idlers of drawingroom and tenniscourt in their own line! This miracle would be more

reasonable than its antithesis. Without doubt, it is easier to acquire gentlemanly deportment than axeman's

muscle; easier to criticise an opera than to identify a beast seen casually twelve months before; easier to dress

becomingly than to make a beeline, straight as the sighting of a theodolite, across strange country in foggy

weather; easier to recognise the various costly vintages than to live contentedly on the smell of an oil rag.

When you take this back elevation of the question, the inconsistency becomes apparent. And the longa of Art,

viewed in conjunction with the brevis of Life, makes it at least reasonable that when a man has faithfully

served one exclusive apprenticeship, he will find it too late in the day to serve a second. Moreover, there are

few advantages in training which do not, according to present social arrangements, involve corresponding

Human ignorance is, after all, more variable in character than in extent. Each sphere of life, each occupation,

is burdened with its own special brand of this unhappy heritage. To remove one small section of inborn

ignorance is a lifework for any man. 'Ignorance, madam, pure ignorance,' was what betrayed the great

lexicographer into defining 'pastern' as 'a horse's knee.' And the Doctor was right (in his admission, of course,

not in his definition). Ignorance, reader, pure ignorance is what debars you from conversing fluently and

intelligibly in several dialects of the Chinese language. Yet a friend of mine, named Yabby Pelham, can do

so, though the same person knows as little of booklore as William Shakespear of Stratford knew. But if you

had been brought up in a Chinese camp, on a wornout goldfield, your own special acquirements, and

corresponding ignorance, might run in grooves similar to Yabby's. Let each of us keep himself behind the

And should some blueblooded insect indignantly retort that, though his own ancestors have borne

coatarmour for seventeen generations, and though he himself was brought up so utterly and aristocratically

useless as to have been unable, at twenty years of age, to polish his own boots, yet he is now, mentally and

physically, a man fit for anythingI can only reply, in the words of Portia, that I fear me my lady his mother

played false with a smith. But this, again, would be claiming too much for heredity, at the expense of

training. Remember, however, that our present subject is not the 'gentleman' of actual life. He is an unknown

and elusive quantity, merging insensibly into saint or scoundrel, sage or fool, man or blackleg. He runs in all

shapes, and in all degrees of definiteness. Our subject is that insult to common sense, that childish slap in the

face of honest manhood, the 'gentleman' of fiction, and of Australian fiction preeminently.

Heaven knows I am no more inclined to decry social culture than moral principle; but I acknowledge no

aristocracy except one of service and selfsacrifice, in which he that is chief shall be servant, and he that is

greatest of all, servant of all. And it is surely time to notice the threepenny braggadocio of caste which makes

the languid Captain Vemon de Vere (or words to that effect) an overmatch for halfadozen hardmuscled

white savages, any one of whom would take his lordship by the ankles, and wipe the battlefield with his

patrician visage; which makes the pale, elegant aristocrat punch Beelzebub out of Big Mick, the hodman,

who, in unpleasant reality, would feel the kick of a horse less than his antagonist would the wind of heaven,

visiting his face too roughly; which makes the rosycheeked darling of the English rectory show the

saddlehardened specialists of the back country how to ride a buckjumper; which makes a party of

resourceful bushmen stand helpless in the presence of flood or fire, till marshalled by some hero of the

croquet lawn; above all, which makes the isocratic and irreverent Australian fawn on the 'gentleman,' for no

imaginable reason except that the latter says 'deuced' instead of 'sanguinary,' and 'by Jove' instead of 'by

And don't fall back upon the musty subterfuge which, by a shifting value of the term, represents 'gentleman'

as simply signifying a man of honour, probity, education, and taste; for, by immemorial usage, by current

application, and by every rule which gives definite meaning to words, the man with a shovel in his hand, a

rule in his pocket, an axe on his shoulder, a leather apron on his abdomen, or any other badge of manual

labour about himhis virtues else be they as pure as grace, as infinite as man may undergois carefully

contradistinguished from the 'gentleman.' The 'gentleman' may be a drunkard, a gambler, a debauchee, a

parasite, a helpless potterer; he may be a man of spotless life, able and honest; but he must on no account be a

man with broad palms, a workman amongst workmen. The 'gentleman' is not necessarily gentle; but he is

necessarily genteel. Etymology is not at fault here; gentility, and gentility alone, is the qualification of the

No doubt it is very nice to see a 'gentleman' who, when drunk, can lie in the gutter like a 'gentleman'; but will

someone suggest a more pitiable sight than such a person trying to compete with an ironsinewed miner on

the goldfields, or with a hardy, ninelifed bushman in the back country? In the back country, a penniless and

friendless 'gentleman,' if sober and honest and possessed of some little ability, may aspire to the position of a

station storekeeper. If destitute of these advantagesand reduced 'gentlemen' are not by any means always

sober, honest, and capablethe best thing he can do, if he gets the chance, is to settle down thankfully into

the innocent occupation so earnestly desired by Henry the Sixth of the play, and so thriftily pursued by the

alleged father of any amateur elocutionist whose name is Norval on the Grampian Hills.

Of such reduced 'gentlemen' it is often said that their education becomes their curse. Here is another little

subterfuge. This is one of those taking expressions which are repeated from parrot to magpie till they seem to

acquire axiomatic force. It is such men's ignorancetheir technical ignorancethat is their curse. Education

of any kind never was, and never can be, a curse to its possessor; it is a curse only to the person whose

interest lies in exploiting its possessor. Erudition, even in the humblest sphere of life, is the sweetest solace,

the unfailing refuge, of the restless mind; but if the bearer thereof be not able to do something well enough to

make a living by it, his education is simply outclassed, overborne, and crushed by his own superior

To be sure, there are men of social culture who gallantly and conspicuously maintain an allround superiority

in the society to which I myself hereditarily belong, namely, the Lower Orders; but their appearances are like

angels' visitsin the obvious, as well as in the conventional but remoter sense. I can count no less than three

men of this stamp among my ten thousand acquaintances. When the twofold excellence of such ambidexters

is not stultified by selfishness, you have in them a realised ideal upon which their Creator might pronounce

the judgment that it is very good. Move heaven and earth, then, to multiply that ideal by the number of the

population. The thing is, at least, theoretically possible; for it is in no way necessary that the manual worker

should be rude and illiterate; shut out from his rightful heirship of all the ages. Nor is it any more necessary

that the social aristocratostentatiously useless, as he generally isshould hold virtual monopoly of the

But the commonplace 'gentleman' of fiction, who, without extraneous advantage, and by mere virtue of

casteconsciousness, and casteeminence, and casteexclusiveness, doth bestride this narrow world like a

"I am sorry to break in upon your meditations, Collins," said Willoughby deprecatingly, turning towards me

on his elbow, "but you know, Necessitas non habet leges. I find myself without the requisite for my normal

bedtime solace; and I am unusually wakeful. Could you spare me a pipeful of tobacco?"

"Certainly! Why did n't you mention it before? I had no idea you were a smoker. I feel really vexed at your

"Well, Mr. Thompson kindly lent me a supply this morning; but, unfortunately, I had a hole in my pocket that

"No, no; shove it in your pocket. I've got more in my swag. Been long in these colonies, Willoughby?"

"About a year. I spent two months in Melbourne, and nearly four in Sydney. For the last six months I have

"I do, Collins; to speak frankly, I do. Even in your cities I observe a feverish excitement, and a demnable race

for what the Scriptures aptly call call 'filthy lucre'; and the pastoral regions arewellrough indeed. Your

colonies are too young. In time to come, no doubt, the amenities of life will appearfor you have some

magnificent private fortunes; but in the meantime one hears of nothing but workbusinessand so forth.

Cultivated leisure is a thing practically unknown. However, the country is merely passing through a necessary

phase of development. In the near future, each of these shabby homestations will be replaced by a noble

mansion, with its spacious park; and these bare plains will reward the toil of an industrious and contented

"Like (sheol)!" sneered Mosey from his restingplace,a little crestfallen notwithstanding.

"Irrigation, my dear Mosey, will meet the difficulty which very naturally arises in your mind. A scientific

system of irrigation would increase the letting value of this land more than a hundredfold. Now, if the State

would carry out such a systemby Heaven! Collins, you would soon have a class of country magnates

"Victoria, I know, is called the Cabbage Garden," rejoined Willoughby. "Butpardon meif you are a

native of Victoria, you can form no conception of what England is. Among the upper middle classesto

which I belongedthe moneymaking proclivity is held in very low esteem, I assure you. Our solicitude is

to make ourselves mutually agreeable; and the natural result is a grace and refinement which"

"But what the (adj. sheol) good does that do the likes o' us (fellows)?" demanded Mosey impertinentlyor

"a grace and refinement whichif you will pardon me for saying soyou can form no conception of.

"Beg parding," interposed Cooper apologetically "I was goin' to say to Collins, before I forgit, that he can

easy git over bein' a Port Philliper. Friend o' mine, out on the Macquarie, name o' Mick Shanahan, he's one

too; an' when anybody calls him a Port Philliper, or a Vic., or a 'Sucker, he comes out straight: 'You're a (adj.)

liar,' says he; 'I'm a Cornstalk, born in New South Wales.' An' he proves it too. Born before the Separation, in

the District of Port Phillip, Colony of New South Wales. That's his argyment, an' there's no gittin' over it.

"It is a good idea," I replied. "I'm glad you laid me on to it. But, Willoughby, I can't help thinking you must

"I do. But what is the use of grumbling? Ver non semper viret. No doubt you are surprised to see me in my

present position. It is owing, in the first place, to a curious combination of circumstances, and in the second

place, to some of my own little pranks. I am nephew to Sir Robert Brook, baronet, the present representative

of the Brooks of Brookcotes, Dorsetshirea family, sir, dating from the fourteenth century. Possibly you

"Not the Brookes of the King's Elms, Hants, pray observe. The Brookes of the King's Elms gained their

enormous wealth as army contractors, during the struggle with Napoleon, and their baronetcy, Heaven knows

how! The baronetcy of the Brooks of Brookcotes dates from 1615, at which time my maternal ancestor, Sir

Roger Brook, knight, procured his patent by supplying thirty infantry for three years in the subjugation of

Ireland. Independently of the title, our family is many centuries older than the other. We spell our name

"My (adj.) fambly come all the way down from the Hark," observed Mosey, with a rudeness which reflected

"without the final 'e.' There is a manifest breach of trust in creation of these new baronetcies. It was

more than impliedit was distinctly stipulatedat the origination of the Order, by James I, that the number

of baronets should not exceed two hundred, and that there should be no new creations to supply the place of

"None whatever. Not that I am personally interested in the exclusiveness of the Order, my connection with

the Brooks of Brookcotes being on the distaff side. My mother was Sir Robert's only sister. My father was a

military man3rd Buffsdied when I was twelve or thirteen years of age. Sir Robert was a confirmed

"Four years ago, demme if Sir Robert did n't marry a manufacturer's daughtersoap manufacturerand

"Fact, begad! Shortly afterward, I was detectedhaha! Sua cuique voluptasin a liaison with a young

person who resided with my uncle's wife as a companion. Whereupon my lady used her influence with the

demd old dotard, and I was cut off with a shilling. However, he gave me a saloon passage to Melbourne, with

an order on his agent in that city for �500. My lady's father also gave me letters of introduction to some

"Pardon meit is impossible for you to enter into the feelings of a man who has been brought up as

presumptive heir to a rentroll of �12,000. You cannot imagine how the mind of a gentleman shrinks from

the petty details, the meanness, the vulgarities of trade. You are aware, I presume, that all avenues of

ambition except the Church, the Army, and the Legislature, are closed to our class? You cannot imagine

"which pervades the mind and controls the actions of a gentleman. As a casual illustration of what is

amusingly, though somewhat provokingly, ignored here, you have, no doubt, observed that our gentlemen

cricketers will acknowledge no fellowship with professionals, though they may belong to the same team, and

be paid from the same funds. However, to proceed with a story which is, perhaps, not without interest. I left

Melbourne before my pittance was exhausted, and presented my credentials in Sydney. Mr. Wilcox, a relation

of my lady's father, and a person of some local importance, treated me at first with considerationin fact,

there was always a knife and fork for me at his tablebut I noticed, as time went on, a growing coolness on

his part. I ought to mention that his sister, Mrs. Bradshawa widow, fat, fair, and fortyhad considerable

capital invested in his business; and I was paying my addresses to her, deeming my birth and education a

sufficient counterpoise to her wealth. I'd have married her too, begad I would! At this time, Wilcox was

"What's gelatine?" demanded Mosey. "I've of'en heard o' the (adj.) stuff. What the (sheol) is it used in?"

"Neat, begad! As I was saying, Wilcox had the demd assurance to offer me a clerkship in his new

establishment. We had a few words in consequence; and shortly afterward I left Sydney, and found my way

[A word of explanation. Being only an official of the ninth class, I received my appointment in Hay. On that

occasion, I asked the magistrate who received my securities and otherwise attended to the matterI naturally

asked him what chance I had for promotion. He told me that it would go strictly by seniority, but, as my

immediate superior, the AssistantSubInspector, was not eligible for any higher gradenever having

passed any examination whateverand as I could not be advanced over his head, my only chance was to

step into his place when he vacated it. Now, I knew he was not likely to resign, for he had a good salary all to

himself, and nothing to do but refer me to the Central Office for orders. I knew in fact, that there was only

one way in which he was likely to quit his niche in the edifice of the State. So I replied to Willoughby's

"Well, I may say I have; and yet I'm not aware of anyone in Sydney that I would know by sight. My superior

officer lives there. Remotely possible you may know himRudolph Winterbottom, esquire."

"Rudolph Winterbottomdid you say? Yes, by Jove! rather a happy coincidence. I remember him well. I

was introduced to him on a reception day at Government House, and met him frequently afterward; dined in

"No; the old gentleman is his fatherThomas Winterbottomhale, sturdy old boy, overflowing with

vitalitycame out, he told me, in the time of Sir Richard Bourke. But I scarcely think Mr. Rudolph

Winterbottom holds any Government situation. His private fortune is fully sufficient for all demands of even

good society. Ah! now I have it! His son Rudyhis third or fourth sonholds some appointment. That will

"So I should imagine, now that you mention it. He was away on an excursion to the mountains when his

"Git to sleep, chaps, for Gossake," murmured Cooper. "Guarantee there'll be none o' this liveliness in the

Thus sensibly admonished, we committed ourselves to what Macbeth calls 'sore labour's bath'the only kind

Among the thousand natural ills, there are two to which I never have been, and probably never shall be,

subjectnamely, gout and insomnia. My immunity from the former might be difficult to account for, but my

exemption from the latter may, I think, be attributed to the operation of a mind at peace with all below.

Nevertheless, it used to be my habit to wake punctually at 2 a.m., for the purpose of remembering whether I

had to listen for bells or not, and determining how long I could afford to sleep. So, at that exact hour, I

opened my eyes to see the calm, splendid stars above, whilst merciful darkness halfveiled the sordid

accessories of daily life below. Yet I noticed that the hammock under the rear of Dixon's wagon was empty.

All the other fellows were sleeping, except Bum, who seemed to have disappeared altogether. The two were

I had set myself to wake at full daylight. Just as I woke, I heard the distant patter of a galloping horse. Such a

sound at such a time is ominous to duffing bullock drivers; so, as I sprang to my feet, you may be sure my

companions were not much behind me. Along the track, a mile in advance of the wagons, we saw an

approaching horseman. And as if this was n't enough, we heard the sound of an axe in the selection.

The house stood on a very slight rise, where the clump of swamp box terminated, a quarter of a mile away;

and, sure enough, we could see, through a gap in the undergrowth of oldman saltbush, a man chopping

wood at the edge of the clump. But he seemed quite unconscious of the multitude of bullocks that, scattered

"It's Moriarty," sighed Thompson, gazing at the horseman. "He's been sent to catch us. It's all up."

Then, like the sound of many waters, rose the mingled sentiments of the company, as each man dragged on

"You keep him on a string, Collins, while we coller as many of the carrion as we"

"What use? It's a summonsing match already. Look at the fence! And Martin lives in the hut after all. He's

between us and the bullocks nowlaughing at us. What business had we to travel on"

"Demmit suggest something. Make use of me in this emergency, I beg of you. Shall I"

"Comes o' young pups knowin' heverythink. I kep' misdoubtin' all the (adj.) time "

"Are you fellows mad?" shouted the young storekeeper, as he dashed past the group, and pulled his blown

horse round in a circle. "Out with those bullocks as quick as the devil'll let you! Martin's on top of you! I've

just given him the slip! We were sent from the station expressly to nip you. Fly round! blast you, fly round!"

At the word, Cooper and Thompson snatched up their bridles and darted off, followed by Price and

Willoughby. Dixon and Bum were not in the crowd, but no one had leisure just then to notice their absence.

"To (sheol) with your cheek!" snapped Moriarty. "What next I wonder?" Mosey snatched up his bridle, and

went off at a run. "Hello, Collins! I didn't notice you in the hurry. Bright cards, ain't they? Nothing short of

"I thought when I saw the saddled horse, that you had just turned him in to get a bite."

"I thought that was your horsethat black one with the new saddle on." (I should explain that Moriarty,

being mounted, could see across the oldman saltbush, which I could not.) "But I say," he continued; "what

do you mean by stopping here instead of making for the station? I've a dash good mind to tell Mrs.

"I left him at the rampaddock, trying to track his horse. I suppose you haven't heard that he lives here now?"

"Well, we heard that some one was being sent to live here. By the way, Moriarty, you better keep out of sight

"No odds. It's only Daddy Montague; he can't see twenty yards. But I sayMrs. Beaudesart is sorting out her

"How does Martin come to be at the rampaddock, if he lives here?" I interrupted.

"I'll tell you the whole rigmarole," replied the genial ass. "Martin was at the station yesterday, crawling after

Miss King, when up comes a sandywhiskered hound of a contractor, name of M'Nab, to see about the

specifications of the new fence between us and Nalrooka; and this (fellow)'s idea of getting on the soft side of

Montgomery, about the fence, was to nearly break his neck running to tell him that Price, and Thompson, and

a whole swag of other fellows, intended to work on the rampaddock that night. That would be last night, of

course. Now, Montgomery doesn't bark about a night's grass out of the rampaddock at this time of year, in

case of emergency; but he does n't believe in people driving expressly for it; and besides, he badly wants to

catch Price and Thompson, and make an example of them. Well, it happened that he had thought out early

jobs for all the rest of the fellows, so what does he doSunday and allbut he rouses out Martin and me,

and tells us to go to the rampaddock, and quietly round up all the bullocks, and bring them to the station. No

hurry, of course, so I got playing cards with some of the shearers, and Martin got yarning with the old

woolclasser; and we timed ourselves to be at the rampaddock just before daylight. Of course, the right plan

would have been to go through the rationpaddock, and in by the Quondong gate; and that was what I wanted

to do. Then we could have made a circuit of the rampaddock, inside the fence, and given it a good rough

overhaul. But because I proposed this, Martin insisted on going by the main road, for better riding, and to see

if we could find the wagons, as a sort of guide. Sensible to the last. Well, he would have it his own way, and I

didn't give a curse, so on we went; and just as we were crossing the sort of hollow at this near corner of the

rampaddock, the Godforsaken old fool thought he heard cattle in the timber. So we tied our horses at the

fence, and walked across to see. Nothing there, of course, only imagination and kangaroos. We stayed about

ten minutes me moralising about fools, and him sulkingand when we came back to where we had left

our horses, mine was there by himself. Martin was dancing mad, for his horse was never known to break a

bridle, and he did n't know who to blame for making away with him. However, I was n't any way interested in

mustering the rampaddock, and Martin wanted his horse, so we hunted round and round, but devil a smell of

horse or saddle or bridle could we find in the dark. After a while, daylight came, and I caught sight of the

wool, and tumbled to the little game. Of course, I ripped across to give the fellows the office, praying and

cursing fit to break my neck. What the dickens induced them to run the risk of duffing here? Maddest thing I

ever knew. Martin has been living here since this day week; and his greatest pleasure in life is prowling round

"Warrigal Alf laid Mosey on," I replied. "At least, he said he had stayed here the night before last, and had

"Ah! the treacherous beggar! I'll tell you how that came. Day before yesterdaylet's seethat was

SaturdayMontgomery and Martin met Alf just at the station, coming along behind some other teams.

Montgomery was sorry in his own mind for a blaggarding he gave Alf last winter, for letting his bullocks get

into our horsepaddock. Seems they got adrift from Bottara, while Alf was unloading, and had gone the thirty

miles, right across country, with him after them full chase. Alf was too illnatured to explain things at the

time: and he never mentioned it when he loaded our first wool, a month ago. Montgomery heard the truth of

it only the other day; so when he met Alf, he stopped him, and mentioned it, and told him to shove his

bullocks in Martin's paddock for that night, as grass was so scarce. It must have cut Martin to the bone to see

a kindly thing done, but he had to grin and bear ittreasuring up wrath against the day of wrath, as

"Well, I left him a little better than two mile away, trying to track his horse, and he can't track worth a dash.

Certainly, he was headed toward the station the last I saw of him. But if he's got a spare saddle at home here,

he's pretty certain to come for a fresh horse, to hunt up the other. I'd give five notes, if I had it, to see these

(fellows) yoked up and off; for if Martin catches them, there'll be (sheol) to pay, and no pitch hot; and, by

George! there's not half a second to lose. Just look at that fence! Ah! here they come! Good lads! Well, take

care of yourself, Tom, and give us a call at the station as soon as you can. I'll keep out of sight till these chaps

are started; then I'll have a bit of breakfast with Daddy Montague, and invent a good watertight lie, and do a

skulk for an hour or two, and then dodge on to the station as slowly as possible. I want something to go

wrong in the store while Montgomery has charge himself; it'll learn him to appreciate me better. I'll have to

ram it down his throat that the fellows had their bullocks out before I got here."

"Livercolour; star and snip; white hind feet; bang tail. One of the best mokes on the station. Belongs to

Martin himself. I hope he'll scratch the bridle off, and roll on the saddle till it's not worth a cuss. I sayif

Martin should find his way here before the fellows get clear, will you just tell him I fancied I saw his horse

going for the Connelly paddock, and I shot after him hellforleather. No message for Mrs. Beaudesart?

Well, so long." And the good and faithful young servant cantered away toward an adjacent canegrass

I was picking up my possum rug and saddle, when I heard Dixon's voice, in earnest entreaty. Looking round,

"Say, Collinswill you fetch my (adj.) bullocks, while yer hand's in? I can't har'ly move this mornin'."

"Well, I was on top o' my load las' night, gittin'gittin' some tobacker an' matches; an' I come a buster on

With a few words of condolence, I entered the paddock, carrying my saddle and bridle. As I came in sight of

Cleopatra, I was constrained to pause and reflect. The horse was feeding composedly, saddled and bridled; a

pair of hobbles hanging to the saddle. The bridle was a cheap affair, but the saddle was as good as they make

them in Wagga, and quite new. During the previous afternoon, I had marked something incongruous in Bum's

ownership of such a piece of furniture. But being always, I trust, superior to anything like surprise, I saddled

and mounted Bunyip, took Cleopatra by the rein, and joined the Ishmaelites, who, on their barebacked

horses, were hurrying contingents of cattle from different directions toward the gap of the fence, whilst the

fascination of overhanging danger bore so heavily on their personal and professional dignity that every eye

kept an anxious lookout toward the rampaddock. In a few minutes more, we were all outside the fence; and

the drivers immediately began yoking. I hooked Cleopatra's rein on a woollever, and, still riding Bunyip,

kept Thompson's and Cooper's bullocks together. Mosey's dog was performing the same office for him and

"Did you count my (bullocks)?" demanded Dixon, limping slowly and painfully toward his big roan horse.

"O you sweet speciment!" retorted Mosey, as he picked up his second yoke. "Why the (compound expletive)

"How the (same expression) ken I rouse roun'? I got the screwmatics in my (adj.) hip."

"Somethin' like youStan' over, Rodney, or I'll twist the tail off o' youYou don't ketch me havin' nothin'

"No, begad! no you don't!take that!ah! would you indeed! on you go, dem you! sssss! get up

there!" It was Willoughby's voice among the saltbush; and, the next moment, halfadozen beasts leaped

the wires and darted, capering and shying, past the wagons. "Quod petis hic est!" panted their pursuer

Then such a cataract of obscenity and invective from Price and Mosey, while Cooper remarked gravely:

"Them ain't our bullocks, Willerby; them's station cattleshoved in that paddick for something partic'lar.

Now they're off to (sheol); an' it's three good hours' work with a horse an' stockwhip, to git'em in here agen.

An' that kangaroo dog ain't makin' matters much better. Lord stan' by us now! for we'll git (adv.) near hung if

And, to be sure, there was Pup looping himself along the plain in hot pursuit. It was no use attempting to call

him off, for Nature has not endowed the kangaroo dog with sufficient instinct to bring him in touch with his

master, except when the latter offers him food. But there is always some penalty attached to the possession of

anything really valuable. So, though I wasn't interested in the cattle, I was bound to follow them till I

recovered my dog. Thompson's unpretentious stockwhip was in my hand at the time; and, judging it unlikely

that Cleopatra had been broken in to the use of that disquieting implement, I was just turning Bunyip round,

"Permit me to redeem my unfortunate mistake by assisting you!" he exclaimed. "I have ridden to hounds in

England. May I take this horse? Thanks. Pray remember that I shall be under your orders, Collins."

"Take care might he bucklep," I remarked casually, as the whaler gathered Cleopatra's reins, and threw

And, to my genuine astonishment, he did bucklep. But he took no mean advantage of his rider; he allowed

him time to find the off stirrup, and then led off with a forward spring about five feet high.

Willoughbysmall blame to himwas jerked clean out of the saddle, and lit fair across the horse's loins; in

the impulse of selfpreservation grasping the cantle with both hands. The small thighpads afforded a good

rough hold, and the next buck jammed the poor fellow well under the seat of the saddle. The position was

neither pleasant nor dignified, though certainly more secure for an amateur than the conventional style;

particularly after the horse's tremendous plunges had raised the back of the saddle a foot or more by dint of

Price, Mosey, Thompson, and Cooper forgot the dangers of the time, and discontinued their work, drawing

near the spot with a carefully preserved air of indifference and preoccupation. Even Dixon ignored his

Owing to the leverage of the saddle, the girth was gripping Cleopatra in a ticklish place, and the bow of the

saddle was dipping into another ticklish place, whilst Willoughby's swinging feet provided for the ticklish

places on the horse's thighs and flanks. Cleopatra mistook all this for deliberate provocation, and responded

to the very best of his splendid ability. Early in the entertainment, Willoughby's hat was bucked off his head;

presently the wellington boot was bucked off one foot, and the blucher off the other, the princealberts

following in due course. Then the portion of attire known to one section of society as 'linen', and to another as

the 'beefbag', was bucked out of that necessary garment which we shrink from naming. The ground was cut

up as if rooted by pigs; yet Cleopatra was only just warming to his work; and the whaler was still clinging to

"God help thee, Jack," I remarked listlessly; "thou hast a bitter breakfast on't."

"He'll tire the horse out yet," said Thompson, with an artificial yawn. "Good lad, Willoughby! stick to him a

"He don't want no pipeclay, anyhow," said Mosey, with childish levity. "Darkcomplexion people ought to

All eyes were turned on the young fellow's face in surprise and reprehension; and he uneasily attempted to

"The horse can't hold out much longer at that rate," repeated Thompson, stooping to lace his boots.

"Can't he?" drawled Cooper, poking out the stem of his pipe with a stalk of grass. "He can hold out till

something gives way. That's what he's in the habit o' doin', I'm thinkin'; an' he ain't goin' to break his rule this

"The Fardowner got at you that trip, Collins," remarked Mosey, seeking to retrieve his dignity by turning his

back on the performance. "He seen you comin'. Say, ole sonhow'd you like to swap back?"

"I kep' misdoubtin' that hoss all the (adj.) time," observed Nestor wisely. "I felt sort o' jubious, on'y I did n't

"There goes the pore (fellow) at last; I knowed the horse would do it," said Cooper, as the stern captive

"Collar the horse quick!" suggested Dixon. "Nail him now, or you'll never ketch him."

"No great hurry," I muttered, dismounting. "However, I think I'd better have it out with him while he's warm.

Or perhaps one of you fellows would like a try, while I do his yokingjust for a change?"

Cleopatra, now nibbling the scanty grass, glanced from time to time with grave sympathy at his late rider,

"I would n't mind if I had my mare back again," I remarked, as I approached Cleopatra's head. "By Jacob's

staff I swear I have no mind of trying conclusions with this fellow for a dull, sickening"

The adjectives were shorn of their noun, for Cleopatra, accurately gauging his distance, suddenly sprung

round and lashed out with both hind feet. You could have struck a match on the smoothest part of my earthly

tabernacle as I dodged him by about half an inch. Then he went on cropping the grass as before, while I

looked round and inquired with sickly bravado, "What noble Lucumo comes next, to taste our Roman cheer?"

But the bullock drivers silently repudiated the grim invitation, and hurried back to their work, which they

now pursued with redoubled vigour and anxiety. I remounted Bunyip, and caught Cleopatra from his back.

Then dismounting, I arranged the new saddle with ostentatious offhandedness, though in a prayerful frame of

mind, and presently climbed on as if nothing was the matter. I certainly anticipated Westminster Abbey rather

than a peerage; but the horse, with a nonchalance greater than my own, inasmuch as it was genuine, turned

quietly round as I pressed the rein against his neck, and sailed away across the plain at his own inimitable

canter. Then I looked back to see the bullock drivers disgustedly resume the work they had again suspended.

By this time the cattle had crossed a canegrass swamp, and were out of sight; but before I had gone a quarter

of a mile I saw Pup coming to meet me, limping and crestfallen. He had probably been kicked by one of the

absconders; and as he could see no sign of civilisation except our camp, his sagacity had drawn him back.

"The cattle are out of sight, Steve," said I, as I rounded up the scattering bullocks. "Not worth while to go

"Let them go, by all means," replied Thompson, with a ghastly simulation of cheerfulness. "We'll gladly

stand the loss of them, and make the station a present of Bum's mare besides, if we once get out of sight of

this infernal campStand up, MagpieJust let us yoke up as quickly as if our lives depended on itwhich,

"Stuck in a gluepot, jist in front o' the (adj.) hut," replied Mosey, without pausing in his work. "I seen him

thereBack, Snailey, or I'll knock the (adj.) horn off o' youbut I thought it was one o' them station cattle

A deep oath broke from the lips of the man who never swore. But he controlled himself by a strong effort.

"(Adv.) little on'y his horns; or else I'd 'a' knowed himWubback, Major," replied Mosey reluctantly, as he

Then, I grieve to say, Thompson let himself out. No puerile repetition; no slovenly, slipshod work there. It

was the performance of a born orator and poet, and one who, like Timothy, had known the Scriptures from a

childa long, involved litany of seething malediction, delivered, moreover, with a measured and effortless

eloquence and a grammatical exactitude which left St. Ernulphus a bad second. The other fellows pursued

their work in awestricken silence, till at length Cooper, glancing toward the rampaddock, said

"it, man, don't swear; not now, anyway. I'll fetch these ten across, an' they'll (adv.) soon snake him out.

He brought his yoked bullocks through the gap, and drove them rapidly to the spot indicated by Mosey.

Thompson mounted his horse and cantered after, with the heavy coil of rope across the front of his saddle. I

accompanied him. At the very extremity of the clump, and not fifty yards from the house, was one of those

bottomless quagmires too common in Riverina. It was about twenty yards across; and, in the very centre,

Damper's head and the line of his back appeared above the surface; the straight furrow behind him showing

that he had been bogged at the edge, but being unable to turn, and being exceedingly strong and sound, had

In a couple of minutes, one end of the woolropesixty feet long and an inch and ahalf in diameterwas

looped round the roots of the bullock's horns, and the team was attached to the fall. Then a slow, steady strain

drove Damper's nose into the ground, and gently shifted him, first forward, then upward, then on to the

surface, where he slid smoothly to the solid ground. We released him there, and he staggered to his feet,

shook himself thoroughly, and followed the team to the camp, ravenously snatching mouthfuls of grass as he

Price and Mosey had just got under way. Willoughby was trying to yoke Dixon's leaders, while Dixon, owing

to his screwmatics, could do nothing but sit on his horse, cursing with wearisome tautology, and casting

glances of frantic apprehension toward the rampaddock. His anxiety was not unreasonable, for there had

just come into sight an upright speck, too small to be a horseman; and it was easy to guess who was the

likeliest person to be coming on foot from that direction. There is a limit to the dignified sufficiency even of a

bullock driver; and the unhappy conjecture of circumstances had driven Dixon past this point.

"Stiddy, now; go stiddy, an' keep yer (adj.) mouth shut. Now lay right (adv.) bang up to him; jam him agen

the offsider, so's he can't shift. There! block him! (Sheol)! Let him rip now. O may the" c

"Purtest be (verbed). Fetch 'em up agen. Don't be frightened; they 'on't bite. Yoke on yer other (adj.) shoulder.

Right. Git well up agen him this time. Lay yer whole (adj.) weight onto him, an' jam him, so's he can't

Willoughby, with the yoke on his shoulder, and the offside bow in his hand, gingerly approached the excited

bullocks, essaying a light touch on the nearsider's shrinking shoulder. The next moment, he was reeling

backward, and both bullocks were gone. Eve's curse on Cain, in Byron's fine drama, is mere balderdash to

"Dem your soul, you uncultivated savage! you force me to inform you that your helpless condition was my

incentive to these wellmeant efforts on your behalfas, begad! it is now the only consideration which

"O, go to (sheol). You're no (adj.) good. You ain't fit to (purvey offal to Bruin). An' here's them (adj.) sneaks

gone; an' Martin he'll be on top o' me in about two (adj.) twos; an' me left by my own (adj.) self, like a (adj.)

natey cat in a (adj.) trap. May the holy" "If I'd that horse," he continued, glancing furiously at Cleopatra, "I'd

"Nonsense, Dixon," said I pleasantly; "the horse is not annoying you. Ah! Willoughby; Ne ultrano, let's

seeNe sutor ultra crepidam. Let me try my hand there. I took my degree of B.D.which doesn't always

signify Bachelor of Divinitybefore you took your B.A. Will you just bring up the unspeakables as Dixon

"Palmam qui meruit ferat," responded Willoughby, instantly recovering his temper. "SmokerNelsondem

Dixon's bullocks were exceptionally docile, for that uncultivated animal was one of the most humane and

skilful drivers in Riverina; therefore, about twentyfive minutes sufficed to place his team in readiness for a

"You might as well come along o' me for a change," said he to Willoughby. "We'll git on grand together. I'm

a quiet, agreeable sort o' (person), though I say it myself; an' I would n't wish for better (adj.) company nor

"Quocunque trahunt fata sequamur," rejoined Willoughby, bowing gaily to me. Then taking up the

whipDixon was a virtuoso in whips, and always carried one with six feet of handle and twelve feet of

lashhe aimed at the team, collectively, a clip which, in the most literal sense, recoiled on himself. And so

the officer's son and the sojer's son took their way together; to become, as I afterward learned, the most

Thompson and Cooper, now ready for the road, were repairing the fence as well as they could. This being

done, and the relics of the fire kicked about, they put their teams in motion, leaving little trace of the camp,

except Bum's mare, standing asleep outside the fence. The ominous speck on the plain had approached much

nearer, but had taken definite form as an emu; and now the negative blessing of escape seemed like a positive

benefaction. "If," says Carlyle, "thou wert condemned to be hangedwhich is probably less than thou

Serene gratitude therefore shone in the frank faces of the outlaws; tempered, however, in Thompson's case,

by salutary remorse, for his companion had reproachfully asked him what the (adj. sheol) good his swearing

We could see Price's teams stopped, half a mile away; one of the loads appearing low, and canted over to the

off side; bogged, evidently. Dixon's wagon was close in front of us; Willoughby was zealously flogging

himself, and occasionally we could hear Dixon's voice in encouragement and counsel.

The place where Price's wagon was stuck was not a creek, but merely a narrow belt of treacherous ground.

Mosey had n't gone down six inches, but Price had happened on a bad place, and his wagon had found the

bottom. All Mosey's team, except the polers, had been hooked on, but with no result beyond the breaking of a

"Ain't got puddin' enough, Thompson," said Mosey, as my companions stopped their teams and went on to

survey the place. "The (adv.) thunderin' ole morepoke he goes crawlin' into the rottenest place he could fine.

You shove your team in nex' the polers, an' I'll hook our lot on in front. Your chains'll stan' to fetch (sheol)

out by the (adj.) roots. Please the pigs, we'll git out o' sight afore that ole (overseer) comes."

Thompson did as desired; and the first pull brought the wagon on to solid ground. Meanwhile Dixon and

Willoughby had taken their team through, and were hurrying along. Cooper, growling maledictions on

everything connected with Port Philliproads in particularhad selected his route, and started his team.

Thompson hooked on to his own wagon, and crossed safely, but with very little to spare.

"Touchandgo," he remarked to me; "another bale would have anchored her. Ah! Cooper's in it, with all his

Cooper was in it. The twoton Hawkesbury, with sevenandahalf tons of load, was down to the

axlebeds; and the Cornstalk was endeavouring, by means of extracts from the sermons of Knox's soundest

followers, to do something like justice to the contingency. Thompson sighed, glanced toward the

rampaddock, and hooked his team in front of Cooper's. Mosey, who had been mending his broken chain

"We'll give you a lend of our whips," said he with cheap complaisance. "Take the leaders yerself, Thompson.

Stiddy now, till I give the word, or we'll be fetching the (adj.) handle out of her. Nowpop it onto 'em!"

Then thirtysix picked bullocks planted their feet and prised, and a hundred and seventy feet of bar chain

stretched tense and rigid from the leaders' yoke to the polecap. The wagon crept forward. A low grumble,

more a growl than a bellow, passed from beast to beast along the team sure indication that the wagon

would n't stop again if it could be taken through. The off front wheel rose slowly on harder ground; the off

hind wheel rose in its turn; both near wheels ploughed deeper beneath the topheavy weight of thirtyeight

Then the heavy pine whipsticks bent like bulrushes in the drivers' skilful hands, while a spray of dissevered

hair, and sometimes a line of springing blood, followed each detonationthe libretto being in keeping. A

few yards forward still, while both off wheels rose to the surface, and both near wheels sank till the naves

"Goodbye, John," said Cooper, with fine immobility. "Threeman job, by rights. Will you give us a hand,

"Well, it's a half day's contract I'll git some breakfast ready, while you (fellows) unloosens the ropes."

Thompson and I released the bullocks from the pole, unfastened the ropes, and brought the wagon down to its

"You'll jist take sort o' potluck, Collins," he remarked. "I should 'a' baked some soda bread an' boiled some

meat last night, on'y for bein' too busy doin' nothing. Laziness is catchin'. That's why I hate a lot o' fellers

campin' together; it's nothing but yarn, yarn; an' your wagon ain't greazed, an' your tarpolin ain't looked to;

an' nothin done but yarn, yarn; an' you floggin' in your own mind at not gittin' ahead o' your work. That's

where women's got the purchase on us (fellows). When a lot o' women gits together, one o' them reads out

something religious, an' the rest all wires in at sewin', or knittin', or some (adj.) thing. They can't suffer to be

idle, nor to see anybody else idlewomen can't." Cooper was an observer. It was pleasant to hear him

The work of reloading was made severe and tedious by the lack of any better skids than the poles of the two

wagonswas, indeed, made impossible under the circumstances, but for Cooper's enormous and wellsaved

strength. Our toil was enlivened, however, by an argument as to the esoteric cause of the capsize. Cooper

maintained that nothing better could have been hoped for, after leaving Kenilworth shed on a Friday;

Thompson, untrammelled by such superstition, contended that the misadventure was solely due to travelling

on Sunday; whilst I held it to be merely a proof that Cooper, in spite of his sins, wasn't deserted yet. Each of

us supported his argument by a wealth of illustrative cases, and thus fortified his own stubborn opinion to his

own perfect satisfaction. Then, descending to more tangible things, we discussed Cleopatra. Here we were

unanimous in deciding that the horse had, as yet, disclosed only two faults, and these not the faults of the

Irishman's horse in the weary yarn. One of them, we concluded, was to buck like a demon on being first

mounted, and the other was to grope backward for the person who went to catch him after delivery of

In the meantime, four horsemen, with three packhorses, went by; then two horse teams, loaded outward;

then Stewart, of Kooltopa, paused to give a few words of sympathy as he drove past; then far ahead, we saw

two wool teams, evidently from Boolka, converging slowly toward the main track; then more wool came in

sight from the pineridge, five or six miles behind. By this time, it was after midday; and Cooper, having

"Somebody on a grey horse comin' along the track from the rampaddick, an' another (fellow) on a brown

horse comin' across the plain," he remarked. "Wonder if one o' them's Martinan' he's rose a horse at the

"I was thinking about tonight," replied Thompson. "I'd forgot Martin. Duffing soon comes under the

"Yes. Come and have a drink of tea, and a bit of Cooper's pastry His cookery does n't fatten, but it fills up."

"O you (adj.) liar," gently protested the Cornstalk, as he seated himself on the ground beside the tuckerbox.

"But that's Martin on the brown horse," said Thompson, with rising vexation. "Keep him on a string, Tom, if

you can. Don't let him drive us into a lie about last night, for, after all, I'll be hanged if I'm man enough to tell

By this time, the man on the grey horse was passing us. In response to Thompson's invitation, he stopped and

"Jist help yourself, an' your friends'll like you the better, as the sayin' is," said Cooper, handing him a

"Thanks. I'll do so; I didn't have any breakfast this morning," replied the stranger, picking up a johnnycake

(which liberal shepherds give a grosser name), and eating it with relish, while the interior lamina of dough

spued out from between the charred crusts under the pressure of his strong teeth. "Been having a little

"About three hours," replied Thompson. "Did you meet an old man and a young fellow, with woolgrey

"Yes, I met them," replied the stranger. "Old Price's teams, I think Good day, Martinsix or seven miles

from here; Dixon travelling behind, with another fellow driving his teamlonglost brother, apparently."

"Where did you fellows have your bullocks last night?" demanded Martin, his eye resting on the suncracked

"And did you see a dark chestnut horse; bang tail; star and snip; white hind feet; saddle and bridle on?" I

asked. "I ran across Moriarty this morning," I continued, turning politely to Martin; "and he told me he was

"Dark chestnut horse; bang tail; star and snip; white hind feet; JR near shoulder; like 2 in circle off thigh,"

said the stranger reflectively. "Yes; I saw the horse this morning, but the owner has got him

againredheaded young fellow; tweed pants, strapped with moleskin. I met him at the Nalrooka boundary

shortly after sunrisethirty miles from here, I should say. I was speaking to him. He told me the horse had

slung him and got away from him last night, and he had found him by good luck before daylight this

morning. He came down on his hand, poor beggar; it's swelled like a boxingglove. But he's taking it out of

Now, in the Riverina of that period, it was considered much more disgraceful to be had by a scoundrel than to

commit a felony yourself; therefore Martin, partly grasping the situation, assumed an oblivious, and even

"Did the young fellow say where he was going?" I asked, pitying Martin's dilemma, and admiring his

"No; he only wanted to borrow a pipe of tobacco; but after we parted I saw him strike out across the plain to

Martin yawned, turned his horse, and rode slowly toward the selection. Very slowly, so that the stranger

might overtake him soon. Come weal, come woe, he would n't trail his honour in the dust before three cynical

"Well, I'll push on," said the stranger, setting down his pannikin. "I want to pull my chaps, and I'm thinking

about my horse. I say" glancing after Martin, and lowering his voice"you fellows have a devil of a bad

"Tell you what you'll do: Camp at the belars, and they'll think you're on for the rationpaddock; then,

"That's the beauty of it," replied the stranger. "They've been putting down a tank in the middle of the swamp

this winter; and the contractor had about a dozen young fellows, every one of them with a horse and a dog,

kicking up (sheol)'s delight. There has n't been a smell of a sheep within cooee of the swamp for the last

three months; and the paddock was mustered for shearing just before the contractor left. It's into your hand

"I beg your pardon," said Thompson hesitatingly"Are you coming direct from Hay?"

"The mailman was telling me," continued Thompson wistfully, "that Permewan and Wright had three ton of

"Not when I left," replied the Encyclopedia Australiensis. "They're offering eighty, and I've no doubt they'll

spring to a hundred. Extrahazardous tack; and there's not a blade of grass once you pass the Merowie. Good

"Steve," said I; "are you a man to go fooling with high explosives, considering the thing that's on you?"

"Well," replied Thompson doggedly, "it's come to this with me, that I must make a spoon or spoil a horn; and

if that infernal thing would only keep off till I got the stuff delivered, I'd be right. My bullocks are fit for any

"Let's git down to Hay fust," interposed Cooper; "then you can do as you like; but I'll be wantin' a waybill

that'll take me safe out o' Port Phillip. Say, Collins; I'll buy that new saddle off o' you. Mine's all in splinters,

"I'd hardly feel justified in selling it," I replied. "But I'll tell you what I'll do: I'll sell you my own saddle

Cooper agreed to the proposal. Then, as Pup had been eating about ten pounds of salt mutton, stolen from the

bullock drivers' stores, I enticed him to take a good drink of water, knowing he would need it before the day

was over. It was absolutely imperative that I should go thirty miles, and then, if possible, camp alone. So I

shook hands with the outlaws, and started; leading Bunyip till he should become accustomed to his new

If the unmannerly reader wishes to know why I was bound to a stage of exactly thirty miles, I have no

objection to state that, knowing the geography of Riverina as well as if I had laid out the whole territory

myself, I was aware of a sandhill composed of material unstable as water; an unfavourable place for a

bucking horse, and a favourable place for a man to dismount head foremost if the worst came; and that

WHEN I undertook the pleasant task of writing out these reminiscences, I engaged, you will remember, to

amplify the record of one week; judging that a rigidly faithful analysis of that sample would disclose the

approximate percentage of happiness, virtue, in Life. But whilst writing the annotations on Sept. 9th (which,

by the way, gratuitously overlap on the following day), I saw an alpine difficulty looming ahead. At the

Blowhard Sandhill, on the night of the 10th, I camped with a party of six sons of Belial, bound for

Deniliquin, with 3,000 Boolka wethers off the shears. Now, anyone who has listened for four hours to the

conversation of a group of sheep drovers, named, respectively, Splodger, Rabbit, Parson, Bottler, Dingo, and

Hairytoothed Ike, will agree with me as to the impossibility of getting the dialogue of such dramatis

personae into anything like printable form. The bullock drivers were bad enough, but these fellows are out of

Then it occurred to me that a wider scope of observation might give in perhaps fewer pages, a fairer estimate

of that ageless enigma, the true solution of which forms our allembracing and only responsibility. I therefore

concluded to skip one calendar month, dipping again into my old diary at Oct. 9th in the same year, namely,

After this, I shall pick out of each consecutive month the 9th day for amplification and comment, keeping not

too long in one tune, but a snip and away. This will prospect the gutter of Life (gutter is good) at different

points; in other words, it will give us a range of seven months instead of seven days.

The thread of narrative being thus purposely broken, no one of these short and simple analyses can have any

connection with anothera point on which I congratulate the judicious reader and the no less judicious

writer; for the former is thereby tacitly warned against any expectation of plot or denouement, and so secured

against disappointment, whilst the latter is relieved from the (to him) impossible task of investing prosaic

people with romance, and a generally haphazard economy with poetical justice. Go to, then.

This record transports you (saving reverence of our 'birth stain') something more than a hundred miles

northward from the scene sketched in Chap.I, thus unveiling a territory blank on the map, and similarly

The Willandra Billabong, which in moderately wet seasons relieves the Middle Lachlan of some superfluous

water, and in epochmarking floodtimes reluctantly debouches into the Lower Darling, divides the country

between those rivers into two unequal parts. Roughly speakingthe blacksoil plains (which are chiefly

light red) lie to the south of this almost imperceptible depression, whilst on the northsometimes close by,

sometimes out of sight, and sometimes thirty miles awaythe irregular scrubfrontier denotes an abrupt

Here you enter upon a region presenting to the rarely clouded sky an unbroken foliagesurface, with

isothermal zones rigidly marked by their indigenous growths. A tract of country until yesterday bare of

surface water for lack of occupation, and lacking occupation for dearth of surface water. Which goes to show

However, a hundred miles back in that leafy solitude,just where the line of water conservation, creeping

northward from the Lachlan, here and there touched the line creeping southward from the Darling,I was

standing in the veranda of the barracks, on Goolumbulla station, when the narangies' pagan henchman

During the meal, Jack Ward, the senior narangy, made some remark implying that certain cattle, on a certain

occasion, had scented water from a fabulous distance. Whereupon Andrews, the storekeeper, interrogated

deponent with some severity, driving him down, down, to three hundred yards' range, where he made a final

stand. But the two junior narangies supported Ward in the endowment of cattle with the faculty in question;

and, as a matter of course, each young fellow supplemented his limited experience by a number of instances,

all alike distinguished by that want of proper hang which makes the judicious grieve.

A practical knowledge of the subject, founded on irrefragable proofs, led me to side with Andrews; and it was

thus that I came to quote a case in point, with all the advantage of local reference. It will be necessary to lay

In Feb., '81two years and eight months before the date of this recordI had drawn up to Goolumbulla

homestead with six tons of wire. The manager, Mr. Spanker, in his fine, offhand way, asked me to just

dump it down carelessly in five or six places over the run, as the contractor would be using it at once. He

would pay me for the extra mileage; and Dan O'Connell would show me where to sling it off. I objected to

the mileage agreement, inasmuch as carting over raw ground was a very different thing from travelling on a

track. I wanted �1 a day for the extra timea fair current rate, and easily counted. Mr. Spanker, in reply, had

no objection to paying by the day; but, as my account came to �42, and as it had taken me twelve weeks to do

the two hundred and thirty miles from Hay, and as the contractor had been cursing me steadily for the last

four weekswell, if I asked him anything about it, he thought that ten shillings came nearer the mark, and

was almost as easily counted. Finally, with that pliancy of temper which keeps me down in the world, I

assented to these terms; whereupon Spanker, with characteristic perversity, called it fifteen.

Next day, following Andrews' directions, I took the faint track of the ration cart for seven or eight miles, and

found a tank without any trouble. (Remember that this is a recital of what happened long before the date of

our record.) Early next morning, Dan O'Connell joined me, and we crawled along for another five or six

miles, on a still fainter track, marked only by a few trips of the contractor's wagonette. In the afternoon we

struck a line of bored posts, and dumped twenty coils. In due time, I unyoked, and Dan led me to a new tank,

halffull of horribly alkaline water. Thence, after arranging to meet me in the morning, he cut across to his

Next day, still following the line of posts, we dropped the rest of the wire; and, before Dan left me, I made

him repeat again and again his directions for finding a gilgie, which he knew to be full of firstclass water,

and which I ought to strike about sunset. Next day I would reach the station in good time, thus completing a

Dan had impressed me as a person likely to be of considerably more account in the estimation of his Maker

than of his fellowproducts; and, having previously studied men of the same description, I now accepted this

involuntary sentiment as the only way of accounting for something not unfamiliar in his voice and bearing. A

man of average stature, with a vast black beard, and guileless blue eyes, set off by a powerful Armagh accent.

Evidently unobservant, uncritical, and utterly destitute of devil in any form, it seemed that the Spirit of the

Bog had followed him into the bush, preserving his noxious innocence and allround ineptitude in their

pristine integrity. Naturally, he had taken a slight local colour, but this seemed to express the limit of his

Yet he twice startled me by the breadth and exactness of his informationonce when America was

mentioned, and he glanced at the character and policy of each President, from Washington to Van Buren; and

again, when he spoke of the Massacre of Cawnpore, almost as if he had been there at the time. Also, an

unconscious familiarity with the Bible and Shakespear was noticeable in his conversation, though he was

When I complimented him on his erudition, he remarked, with amusing incompatibility of dialect and

manner, 'Mebbe it's thrue fur ye. Me father hed consitherable mains, so he hed; an' A har'ly ivver done a han's

turn, furbye divarsion, to A come out here.' However, you will now understand why I made him repeat his

Just at sunset I struck the partlyplain patch of sixty or eighty acres, where the gilgie ought to be. I unyoked

with despatch, then left the bullocks, and rode round, looking for a clump of mallee, which would indicate the

immediate neighbourhood of the water. No use. I could find no mallee anywhere. Night came onrichest

starlight, though, of course, dark in the scruband still I objurgated round, and purposely scattered the

bullocks to search for themselves, and anathematised in all directions, and consigned the whole vicinity to the

Evil One, for lack of that clump of mallee. Hour after hour passed; the bullocks from time to time trying to

clear off for the distant Lachlan, and I spending half my time in using them as divining rods, and the other

half in execrating back and forward in search of that mallee. It was about midnight when I gave it best. I must

have struck the wrong spot. Nowwould it be advisable to make a beeline to the station at once, with the

bullocks loose?or to wait for morning and take the wagon with me? The distance was eight or ten miles.

I was standing near the edge of the open scrub, with the reins over my arm. The mare was famished and

exhausted. The bells were almost silent, for the bullocks stood still in the agony of thirst. The weather was

hot; and they had barely sipped the alkaline water at last camp. I was absently observing one white bullock

close by, when, with a low bellow, he suddenly darted forward eight or ten yards, and began drinking at the

gilgie. That bellow was answered from all sides; and in two minutes his nineteen mates were sharing the

discovery. Meanwhile, I had let Fancy go amongst them, after putting on her bell, and taking off the saddle

and bridle. I had done with her for the night. And I knew that the water was good, for all the beasts stood on

But how had the first bullock found the water, after he and his mates had passed it a dozen times, and within

a few yards? This was worth investigating at once. So, before thinking about supper, I went to the exact spot

where the beast had been standing, and there saw the stars reflected in the water. Of course, if it had been

anything like a permanent supply, the sound of frogs or yabbies would have guided the beasts to it at once.

But even wild cattle can no more scent water than we can, though they make better use of such faculties as

they possess. I have tested the supposition deliberately and exhaustively, time after time; and this instance is

However, next morningafter verifying the tracks of the thirsty bullocks so near the gilgie that it seemed a

wonder they hadn't walked into itI looked for the clump of mallee. I don't believe there was a stick of it

within miles; but there was a clump of yarran where it should have been. A stately beefwood, sixty feet high,

with swarthy column furrowed a handbreadth deep, and heavy tufts of foliage like bundles of long leeks in

colour and configurationthe first beefwood I had seen since leaving the homesteadstood close to the

water, making a fine landmark; but Dan's sense of proportion had selected the adjacent bit of yarran; andas

I told the breakfastpartyhe had never concerned himself to know the difference between yarran and

"Easy matter to sham foolishness," obsened Williamson. "Not so easy to sham information."

"Dan O'Connell's only his nickname," replied Andrews. "His proper name is Rory O'Halloran.'

"Rory O'Halloran!" I repeated. "I thought I had met him before, but could n't place him. And so Rory has

"Well, he was brought here," replied Andrews. "Twelve or fourteen years ago he turned up at Moogoojinna,

down Deniliquin way, and froze to the station. Then when Arbuthnot settled this placefive years ago

nowSpanker brought Rory with him, and he's been here ever since. Got married at Moogoojinna, a year or

two before leaving, to a redhot Protestant, from the same part of the globe as himself; but she stayed at

Moogoojinna for her confinement, and only came up four years ago, after Dan was settled in the Utopia

paddock. Good woman in her way; but she spends her time in a sort of steady fury, for she came to

Moogoojinna with the idea of collaring something worth while. So Spanker says; and he was there at the

time. Seems she did n't want Dan, and Dan did n't want her, but somehow they were married before they

came to an understanding. He's very good to her, in his own inoffensive way; and she leads him a dog's life.

One kid. Likely you knew him on Moogoojinna. According to his own account, he came straight through

Vic., only stopping once, when he chummied for a few weeks with a squatter that took a fancy to him and

"Not necessarily," I replied. "I can verify his statement to the letter, for I was that landcormorant." And I

It was about thirteen years before. At that time I was really suffering the embarrassment of riches, though the

latter consisted only of those chastening experiences which daily confront adventurers of immature judgment

and scanty resources, on new selections. The local storekeeper, however, was keeping me supplied with the

luxuries of lifesuch as flour, spuds, tea, sugar, tobaccowhilst turkeys and ducks were to be had for the

shooting, and kangaroos for the chasing. The storekeeper had also taken charge of my land license, for safety,

and occasionally presented documents for my signature, making me feel like some conscious criminal,

One summer evening, whilst dragging myself home from work, I encountered a young fellow, who, I

flattered myself, resembled me only in age. Soft as a cabbage in every way, he was footsore and weary, as

well as homesick and despondent to the verge of tears. In one hand he carried a carpet bag, and in the other a

large bundle, tied up in a coloured handkerchief. In his conversation he employed the Armagh accent with

such slavish fidelity as to make it evident that he regarded any other form of speech as showing culpable

Of course, I offered him the rugged hospitalities of my hut. In the morning, perceiving that his feet showed

startling traces of the hundredandtwentymile walk from Melbourne, I constrained him to rest for a few

days. But the poor fellow had a painfully outspoken scruple against eating the damper of idleness; so, as soon

as he was able to get his boots on without supplication for Divine support, he started to help me with my

Soon our acquaintance ripened to intimacy; and I learned something of his history. Like the majority of us, he

was the scion of an ancient family. He was the youngest of eleven, all surviving at latest advices (praise

God). Seven of these had swarmed to America, and were doing well (glory be); two remained in their native

hive, with full and plenty (Amen); whilst he and his brother Larry had staked their future on the prosperity of

His father must have been a man of wealth and position, as he apparently spent his whole time in following

the hounds, shooting pheasants, and catching salmon, with the other gentlemen. But just before Rory left

home, his father and mother had withdrawn from society. And here the narrator's sudden reticence warned me

Larry, it appeared, had been doing Victoria and Riverina for five or six years, with magnificent, though

unspecific, results. Anyway, he had franked Rory to Port Melbourne pier by passage warrant; but seemed to

have made no provision for further intercourse. And Rory, having walked the streets of Melbourne for two

whole days without finding any trace of Larry, had concluded that he must be in Riverina, and that it would

be a brave notion to slip over, and take the defaulter by surprise. Hence his present pilgrimage.

Poor Rory, in spite of his willingness, was naturally awkward with the splitters' tools, nor did he know how to

harness a horse. All this, he explained to me, was a penalty adherent to people who, by reason of their

socialeconomic position, are emancipated from manual labour. But when a heavy, soaking pour of summer

rain brought the ground into fencing condition, I noticed that he could handle the spade with a strength and

"You're a Catholicare n't you, Rory?" I speculated, one evening, struck by the simple piety of some asinine

A startled look of remonstrance and deprecation was his only reply. However, as it has always been my rule

to seek information at first hand, I tried, in a friendly and confidential way, to draw him out respecting certain

of his Church's usages and tenets, which I knew to be garbled and falsified by Protestant bigotry. But it was

evident that throughout every fibre of his moral nature there ran a conviction that the mere mention of

Purgatory or Transubstantiation would be fatal to our friendship. And he, at all events, would be no party to

[It may be worth while, before we go any farther, to inquire into the nature and origin of this gulfnot

merely for the sake of information, but because it is a question which affects the moral health of our

When Australia was first colonised, any sensible man might have foreboded sorrel, cockspur, Scotch thistle,

as unwelcome, but unavoidable, adjuncts of settlement. A manywintered sage might have predicted that

some colonist, in a fit of criminal folly, would scourge the country with a legacy of foxes, rabbits, sparrows,

But a second and clearersighted Jeremiah could never have prophesied the deliberate introduction of

hydrophobia for dogs, glanders for horses, or Orangeism for men. Yet the latter enterprise has been carried

outwhether by John Smith or John Beelzebub, by the Rev. Jones or the Rev. Belphegor, it matters not now.

Some one has carried his congenial virus halfway round the globe, and tainted a young nation.

It is no question of doctrine. There is a greater difference between the Presbyterian and Episcopalian creeds

than between the latter and the Catholic. But in tracing sectarian animosities back to their source, you may

always expect to crash up against Vested Interests. For instance, the great Fact of the English Reformation

was the confiscation of Church property. Afterward, a Protestant England submitted peaceably to the

Inquisition; but when Mary proposed restitution of the abbey tenureswhoop! to your tents, O Israel! The

noble army of prospective martyrs could n't conform to that heresy; and the stubborn Tudor had to back

down. Again, Wesleyanism tapped the offertory of Episcopalianism, and thus earned the undying hatred of

that Churchthough in point of doctrine, the two are practically identical. But the prejudice of the Irish

The English and Scotch colonists drafted into Ulster by Elizabeth, James I, Cromwell, and William III,

always evinced a tendency to become Irish in the second generation. The reason is plain.

Devilworshipthe cult of Fearwas the territorial religion of Ireland; and, in this bitter fellowship, native

Catholic and acclimatised Protestant sank their small sectarian differences. The almighty and eternal

Landlord, of course, was the Power who had to be placated by tribute and incense, approached on all fours,

We don't know much of the nonpolitical history of Ireland during the 18th century, and indeed there is not

much to be known. An Irish Parliament, consisting solely of landlords and their nominees, legislated as men

do when the personal equation is allowed to pass unchecked. Meanwhile the agent collected such rents as he

could get, with an occasional charge of slugs thrown in gratis: and the finest peasantry in the world slaved,

starved, lied, stole, attended the means of grace, got drunk as often as possible, married and gave in marriage,

harnessed itself to the landlord's carriage whenever that threebottle divinity deigned an avatar, and hoarded

up its pennies for the annual confiscation. Broadly speaking, it rendered unto Caesar the things that were

Caesar's, and unto God the things that were God'ssocialeconomic conditions being so arranged that

Caesar's title covered everything except an insignificant byproduct of atrophied souls.

However, we are concerned only with Ulster, where the native element of population, oblivious to Thrift, and

instinctively loyal to anything in the shape of supremacy, had become alloyed with an ingredient derived

from the most contumacious brood at that tirne in Western Europe, namely, the socalled AngloSaxona

people unpleasantly apt in drawing a limitline to aggression on its pocket, and by no means likely to content

itself with an appeal to the Saints or the Muses. But was there no sectarian line of cleavage?was there no

party spirit abroad, seeing that, for the alleged safety of the Protestant population, the Catholics lived under

'We hold the right of private judgment in matters of religion to be equally sacred in others as in ourselves;

and, as men, as Christians, and as Protestants, we rejoice in the relaxation of the penal laws against our

Roman Catholic fellowsubjects; and we believe the measure to be fraught with the happiest consequences to

That is part of a resolution carried with only two dissentient voices in a meeting composed of the delegates of

143 corps of Ulster Volunteers, numbering 25,000 men. The meeting was held at Dungannon, Tyrone, in

1782. The Volunteers were tenants who, in 1778, had spontaneously enrolled themselves for defence against

foreign invasion; all Protestants, of course, inasmuch as the possession of arms, except by special license,

was prohibited to Catholics;though at this time (the American War being then in progress) the feeling of

the Irish Protestant was strongly revolutionary, while the Irish Catholic, true to his fatal instinct of illogical

veneration, was distinctly loyalist. Otherwise, the bond of a common nationality had overborne sectarian

estrangement; and never before or since has Ireland seen a period when the professors of those hostile creeds

got drunk together in such amity. This is a historical fact which cannot be too often repeated.

'Probably at no period since the days of Constantine,' says the accomplished and trustworthy Lecky, 'was

Catholicism so free from domineering and aggressive tendencies as during the Pontificates of Benedict XIV

and his three successors.' This covers a period extending from 1740 to 1775; and we know that cycles of

ecclesiastical polity never close abruptly. The Catholic was first to perceive that 'when lenity and cruelty play

But the Volunteersarmed and organised without the invitation or concurrence of Governmentnow began

to propose reforms in parliamentary representation, amendments in internal legislation, a relaxation of trade

restrictions, So it was time for the man with a stake in the country to think about doing something.

Divide and govern! A good ideal though not a new one! And, providentially, here was the latent spark of

religious dissent, ready to respond to the foulest breath ever blown from the lips of Greed. In 1785 the spark

was first fanned into flame, with the best results; then, the satisfactory working of the experiment being

assured, the first Orange Lodge was formally inaugurated at Loughlea, Armagh, in 1795exactly 105 years

after the dethronement and expulsion of James II, and 93 years after the death of William of Orange.

Patronised by noblemen, gentlemen, clergymen, and intermediary pimps of substantial position, the

institution naturally appealed to the highest sentiments (which is saying extremely little) of a Protestant

halfpopulation forced into servility by agrarian conditions. Soon it became selfsupporting, and waxed

mighty in the land, feeding itself with fresh vendetta from each recurring 12th of July.

Observe its origin well. The profound cunning of a propertied class, operating with sinister purpose on the

inevitable flunkeyism of a dependent class, per medium of that moral kink in human nature which makes

sectarian persecution an act of worship, generated an accordant monster. Hence any L.O.L. convocation,

The domestic history of the movement in its palmy daysthe brutal and cowardly baiting of a penalised

class; the boorish insult to ideals held sacred by sensitive devotees; the deliberate cultivation of

intraparochial bloodfeud; the savage fostering of hate for hate's own sake; the thousand squalid details of

affray, ambuscade, murder, maltreatment, malicious injury to propertythese, happily or unhappily, rest on

fastperishing oral tradition alone. But the whole record, though not the most flagrant in modern history, is

undeniably the vilest. 'Who,' asks Job, 'can bring a clean thing out of an unclean?' And his answer is

A fixed resolution to avoid the very appearance of digression in these annals prevents my referring to various

sporadic Irish combinations of the 18th centuryWhiteboys, Steelboys, Oakboys, Peepo'day Boys,

Defenderssome Catholic, some Protestant, some mixed; but each representing an inarticulate protest

against agrarian or ecclesiastical aggression. Notice, however, that the customary dragging in of these

irrelevancies, to confuse the main issue, is not to be wondered at, seeing that Orangeism itself is based, in a

large, general way, on the Bible. But again, what fanatical lunacy or classatrocity of Christendom was ever

O Catholic and Protestant slaves of dogma! Zealots, Idumaeans, partisans of ye know not what! Fools

all!whooping for your Ananus, your John of Giscala, your Simon of Bargioras; and fighting amongst

yourselves, whilst the invincible legionaries of Science advance confidently on your polluted Temple! Small

But Rory, poor fellow, had all the impressions of party spirit built into his moral system. It was a vital and

personal fact to him, though only a historical truth to me, that this hereditary war of the Bigendians and

Littleendians had been conducted by our own immediate forefathers. Strictly speaking, mind you, neither

party cracked the eggthat toodainty product being taboo for rentbut they compromised by cracking

each other's domes of thought. Rory could n't get away from the strong probability that my grandfather had

overpowered his own contemporary ancestor in the name of the Glorious, Pious and Immortal Memory, and

had chopped his head off with a spade. He was willing to let bygones be bygones; but No more o' that,

Yet he showed a distinctly intelligent interest, as well as a complacent assent, when I pointed out to him the

irony of the Orangeman's situation. England's original title to the overrule of Irelandand a perfectly valid

one, as times went thenwas the momentous bull of Pope Adrian IV, issued to Henry II, in 1155. And any

private title to land in Ireland, traced back through inheritance, purchase, or what not, must lead to a Royal

grant as its source; the authority for such grant being the Papal bull aforesaid, and the validity of the bull

resting on the Pope's temporal power. Now, the Orangeman is prepared to die in his last hidingplace in

vindication of the English domination, that rests on the Papal bull, that is warranted by the Pope's temporal

power, that lay in the house that Peter built. To be sure, provided a title be safe, its value is not affected

though it may have emanated from the Father of Lies himself. But we should frankly say so.

Rory's character was made up of two fine elements, the poetic and the prosaic, but these were not

compounded. There was a dreamy, idealistic Rory, born of a legendloving race; and there was a painfully

parsimonious Rory, trained down to the standard of a model wealthproducer. The first was of imagination

all compact, living in an atmosphere of charms, fairies, poetic justice, and angelic guidance: the second was

primed with homely maxims respecting the neglected value of copper currency. Which reminds me

We had been together about a week when the thresher came round. I had no crop of my ownthe wild cattle

having walked over the dogleg fence, and eaten it (the crop, of course, not the fence)but we both went to

help a neighbour. I was deputed to sew the bags, and Rory to pull out the tailings and bag them up for

sending through again. I noticed that the fan pulley of the machine was secured with a homemade key,

projecting about two inches beyond the end of the shaft; and as this was close beside where Rory was

kneeling at his work, I pointed it out to him as a thing that meant mischief to the unwary. Half an hour

afterward, there was a yell from the vicinity of the fan, and I knew that the key had found Rory. The engine

driver shut off at once, and I made for the fan, whipping out my pocket knife as I went. The key had snatched

the sleeve of the young fellow's homespun linen shirt, midway between elbow and shoulder, twitching the

strong fabric into a knot, and burrowing into the soft meat of his arm. Already the fan was pulled up, while

the belt slipped and smoked on the drum pulley above. The blade of my knife was just touching the twisted

"Aisy, Tammas! For marcy sake, don't! Can't ye take the shurt aff the nail without cuttin' it?"

At this moment, the engine driver threw the fan belt off, and Rory was soon liberated. His satisfaction at

finding the garment almost uninjured was but slightly dashed by the bruise on his arm. The latter would heal

of itself; the former would n't. But for the rest of the day he kept his eye on that key.

Among the few things he brought out with him from home was the oldfashioned habit of sleeping in his

skina usage, by the way, more to be commended than the converse custom, practised by English

coalminers, of turning into the blankets and out again fully dressed, till the raiment, never removed, rots off

by effluxion of time. Rory maintained that his system added considerably to the lifetime of a shirt.

However, one Sunday forenoon, while we were enjoying that second sleep which gives to the Day of Rest its

true significance, the smouldering fire ate its way through the side of the log chimney, and caught a couple of

hundred twofoot shingles, stacked in the angle outside. It was about halfpast ten when Rory was awakened

by a crackling sound close beside him; and the first sight he saw was a broad tongue of flame leaping in

He had heard of bush fires; and though he knew the locusts were starving on the surrounding plain, his roar of

despair brought me to my feet on the floor. Immediately grasping the situation and a longhandled shovel, I

called on him to bring a bucket of water. The barrel was empty, as a matter of course; and Rory cantered

away down the road a quarter of a mile, to where a deep crabholereplenished by the rain before referred

tofurnished our supply. But, in the panic of the moment, it escaped his observation that he was affording a

scandalous spectacle to two springcartloads of assorted Cornish people, on their way to the local tabernacle.

In fact, he had swooped up a bucket of water and turned back with it before he was aware that they had been

close behind him all the time. His first thought was to squat down, taking cover behind the bucket; but,

remembering the exigency of his errand, he girded up his fortitudewhich was the only thing he had to

girdand faced the springcarts, for the sake of my hut, as bravely as his ancestors had faced earcropping,

and similar cajoleries, for the sake of the wan thrue Church. And there was no more joke about the later

martyrdom than about the earlier. However, by the time he returned, I had thrown the burning shingles to a

safer distance, and removed all the loose fire, so that the bucket of water made everything safe.

Owing to the fire being on the side of the hut furthest from the road, the churchgoers never noticed it. Hence

they assumed that Rory was casually bringing the water for domestic purposes; and their unavoidable

inference placed the Irish Catholics on a lower moral plane than the Aborigines, by reason of their priests

keeping them in ignorance. This misconception had acquired all the solidity of fact before it reached me;

consequently, my explanation was received as a wellmeant fib. Anyway, these details will give you some

After the first fortnight or so, I frankly told him that, though nothing would suit my own interests better than

a lifelong extension of his assistance, I would n't advise him to stay, as there could be no wages forthcoming.

I had absolutely no money, nor was I likely to have such a thing in my possession till the fortyacre paddock

was fenced, ploughed and sowed, and the crop (if any) harvested and sold. Even thentaking the average of

the districtI could n't expect a return of more than �100; and out of this I would have to pay off an

"It's a quare, quare counthry, anyhow," sadly soliloquised the exile of Erin, after he had thought the matter

over. "Wondhers'll niver quit saisin'. At home, iv a body hed twenty English acres o' good lay lan', at a

raisonable rentlet alone a graat farrum like thonhe needn't do a han's turn the year roun', beyant givin'

ordhers; an' he would hev lavin's iv iverything, an' a brave shoot o' clo'es till his back, an' mebbe a gool'

But the anomalous and baffling nature of Australian conditions made Rory all the more reluctant to tear

himself away from his present asylumthough its shelter seemed to resemble the shadow of a great deficit

So another fortnight passed, whilst each of us learned something from the other. I constantly endeavoured, by

reminiscence and inference, to post him up in the usages of his adopted country; and he regaled me with the

folklore of the hillside where his ancestors had passively resisted extinction since the time of Japhet.

Purposeless fairy tales and profitless ghost stories for the most part, with another class of legend, equally

fatuous; but ah! how legitimately born of that auroral fancy which ceases not to play above the grave of

homely ambition, penurycrushed and dead! Legends wherein the unvarying motif was a dazzling cash

advance made by Satan in prepayment for the soul of some rustic deadbeat; delivery being due in seven

years from date. And a clever repudiation of covenant, with consequent nonforfeiture of ensuing clip,

always came as a climax; so that the defaulter lived happy ever after, while the outwitted speculator retired to

At last a queer thing happened. I received a letter, containing a bank draft for �2, from a friend to whom I had

lent the money three years before, on the diggings. In case there might have been some mistake about the

remittance, that draft was cashed before the postmaster had missed me from the window, and I was on the

way home before the bank manager thought I was clear of his porch. On the same evening, I placed one of

the notes in Rory's hand, adjuring him not to let the storekeeper know anything about it, but to depart from

He shrank from the note as from a lizard, while his lip quivered, and he tried to swallow his emotion down.

Then ensued mutual expostulation, which he terminated by producing a knitted purse, which might have

belonged to his grandfatheror to Brian Boru's grandfather, for that matterand disclosing a hidden

treasure of seven shillings, two sixpences, and ten coppers. I nearly hit him in the mere fury of pity.

Ultimately, however, my superior force of character told its tale, and we added the note to his reserve fund.

I got him started next morning. I gave him my Shakespear as a keepsake, with a billy and pannikin, and a few

days' rations. I made up his swag scientifically while he lay heartbroken on his bunk; then I walked with

him to the Echuca road. So he sorrowed his way northward, in renewed search of his brother Larry; and, as I

watched his diminishing figure, I prayed that he might be enticed into the most shocking company in Echuca,

and be made fightably drunk, and fall in for a remembersome hammering, and get robbed of everything, and

be given in charge for making a disturbance, and wind up the adventure with a month in Her Majesty's jail. It

seemed to me that no milder dispensation of Providence would satisfy his moral requirements. Drastic, but

I had a letter from him a month afterward, but as the postmark was hopelessly illegible, and as he had omitted

to head the communication with any address, and as he referred to the place where he was working as "the

station," mentioning no names except those of his fellowworkmen, I had to withhold the response for which

"Takes a lot of different sorts of people to make a world," observed Williamson, referring to the hero of my

"Original remark," commented Ward. "And it seems to me that people's as much alike as sheep; and Dan's

"Another original remark," said Broome. "But there's greater fools than Danif you only knew where to

"Original remark, number three," put in Andrews, who was five years older than any of the boys. "You're all

"Speaking of Dan, as you call him," said I; "by the foot we recognise the Hercules; and if he knows as much

about all other historical subjects as he does about Cawnpore and the American Presidents, he must have

ripened into an extraordinary man. But then, an extraordinary man should have learned the difference

"Well, you are gauging him by a standard that's foreign to his class of mind," replied Andrews. "If he had

been as strange to that gilgie as you were, and had got the same directions he gave you, he would have found

it first shot. When a certain class of bushman says 'mallee', he means any sort of scrub except lignum; and

when he says 'mulga', he means any tree except pine or currajong. Same mental slovenliness in women. A

woman will tell a yarn that no man can make head or tail of, but it's as clear as day to any other woman. And

if you tell a woman a yarn, as it ought to be told, she'll think she understands it, and you'll think so too, if she

says nothing. But if she chances any remark about it, you'll see that the correctness of style has carried it over

"Speaking of style reminds me that Dan's a bit of an author," remarked Williamson. "One day I was in his

place, and he casually showed me a page of some treatise he's on of evenings. And, my word, the style was

"Well, I am glad to hear that," I observed. "Useful sort of man on the station, too, I should imagine?"

"Average, or better," replied Andrews. "Nothing brilliant, but careful and trustworthy. Revolves in his orbit

"Twelve mile. Let's seesix or eight mile northwest of where you dropped the first lot of wire that time."

"Yes; but don't trust him for directions beyond his own place. We'll give you the geography. Better put up at

his place tonight, and you'll reach Mulppa in good time tomorrow evening. And look out for that dog of

yours when you get in range of Dan's place. He's great on strychnine; and the station gets the benefit of it in

two wayshe keeps his paddock clear of dingoes, and he never has a scalp to sell."

By this time, breakfast was concluded; and in two minutes the combined topographical knowledge of the

Then a short official interview with Mr. Spanker, followed by a long, desultory gossip, brought me another

couple of hours nearer the final reward of my orthodox upbringing. In another hour, my horses were saddled,

A few minutes afterward, Cleopatra was shaking this refreshment well down by means of the exercise with

which he habitually opened the day's work. But this was to be accepted in the same spirit as the abusive

language of a faithful pastor. It was all in the contract. I had made a rule of backing him only on loose

sandhills, or in soft swamps, for the first fortnight. By that time, an amicable understanding had been

established between us, at an expense of only three spillsonce through an unexpected change of tactics;

once through my own negligence; and once in spite of my best endeavours, for the faithless swamp was dry. I

dare say I might have gradually weaned him from his besetting sin, but I did n't want to be pestered with

However, before midday I was out on the rationcart track, along which I had started with the wire, nearly

three years before. Here and there the marks of the wagon were still identifiable, where the long team and

Presently the heavy wheelmarks diverged to the right, and disappeared in the allpervading scrub. Then the

faint track became suddenly fainter, where half the scanty traffic branched off to the left, in the direction of

It is not in our cities or townships, it is not in our agricultural or mining areas, that the Australian attains full

consciousness of his own nationality; it is in places like this, and as clearly here as at the centre of the

continent. To me the monotonous variety of this interminable scrub has a charm of its own; so grave,

subdued, selfcentred; so alien to the genial appeal of more winsome landscape, or the assertive grandeur of

mountain and gorge. To me this wayward diversity of spontaneous plant life bespeaks an unconfined,

ungauged potentiality of resource; it unveils an ideographic prophecy, painted by Nature in her Impressionist

mood, to be deciphered aright only by those willing to discern through the crudeness of dawn a promise of

majestic day. Eucalypt, conifer, mimosa; tree, shrub, heath, in endless diversity and exuberance, yet

sheltering little of animal life beyond halfspecialised and belated types, anachronistic even to the Aboriginal

savage. Faithfully and lovingly interpreted, what is the latent meaning of it all?

Our virgin continent! how long has she tarried her bridal day! Pause and think how she has waited in serene

loneliness while the deltas of Nile, Euphrates, and Ganges expanded, inch by inch, to spacious provinces, and

the Yellow Sea shallowed up with the silt of winters innumerablewaited while the primordial civilisations

of Copt, Accadian, Aryan and Mongol crept out, step by step, from paleolithic silence into the uncertain

record of Tradition's earliest fablewaited still through the long eras of successive empires, while the

hardwon light, broadening little by little, moved westward, westward, round the circumference of the planet,

at last to overtake and dominate the fixed twilight of its primitive homewaited, ageless, tireless,

acquiescent, her history a blank, while the petulant moods of youth gave place to imperial purpose, stern yet

beneficentwaited whilst the interminable procession of annual, lunar and diurnal alternations lapsed

unrecorded into a dead Past, bequeathing no register of good or evil endeavour to the everliving Present.

Gravely impressed. For this recordless landthis land of our lawful solicitude and imperative

responsibilityis exempt from many a bane of territorial rather than racial impress. She is committed to no

usages of petrified injustice; she is clogged by no fealty to shadowy idols, enshrined by Ignorance, and

upheld by misplaced homage alone; she is cursed by no memories of fanaticism and persecution; she is

innocent of hereditary national jealousy, and free from the envy of sister states.

Then think how immeasurably higher are the possibilities of a Future than the memories of any Past since

history began. By comparison, the Past, though glozed beyond all semblance of truth, is a clinging heritage of

canonised ignorance, brutality and baseness; a drag rather than a stimulus. And as day by day, year by year,

our own fluid Present congeals into a fixed Past, we shall do well to take heed that, in time to come, our own

memory may not be justly held accursed. For though history is a thing that never repeats itselfsince no two

historical propositions are alikeone perennial truth holds good, namely, that every social hardship or

injustice may be traced back to the linked sins of aggression and submission, remote or proximate in point of

time. And I, for one, will never believe the trail of the serpent to be so indelible that barefaced incongruity

Dan O'Connell's tenbyfive paddock lay endon to my route; his hut being about midway down the line of

fence. On striking the corner of the paddock, I went through a gate, and was closing and securing it behind

Bunyip and Pup, when I became aware of a stoutbuilt, blackbearded man on a fat bay horse, approaching

"Welltobeshure! A ken har'ly crarit it, Tammas!" exclaimed the evergreen, grasping my proffered hand,

"You're so much changed," said I"so manly and sunburnt, and bearded like the patriarchs of oldthat I

did n't know you when I brought that wire. But I wonder how you failed to recognise me, considering that

"Och, man dear! A thought ye wur farmin' in Victoria," he replied. "An' Collins is a purty common name, so

it is; an' A did n't hear yer Chris'n name at all at all. But ye'll stap wi' me the night, an' we'll hev a graat cronia

"No matther, Tammas. A'll turn back wi' ye, an' we'll git home a brave while afore sundown."

So we rode slowly side by side along the narrow clearing which extended in endless perspective down the

line of fence. After giving Rory a sketch of the vicissitudes and disasters which had imparted an element of

variety to the thirteen preceding years of my life, I yielded myself to the lulling influence of his own history

during the same period. As you might expect, he glanced lightly over all points of real interest, and dwelt

interminably on the statistics of the stationsuch as the percentage of lambs for each year since the stock

was put on; the happily decreasing loss by dingoes; the average clip per head, and all manner of

I reined our conversation round to the future prospects and possibilities of the region wherein his lot was cast,

and tried to steer it along that line. But he merely took the country as he found it, and left things at that. It had

never occurred to him that a physical revolution was already in progress; that the introduction of sheep meant

the ultimate extirpation of all trees and scrubs, except the inedible pine; and that the perpetual trampling of

those sharp little hoofs would in time caulk the spongy, absorbent surface; so that these fluffy, scrubclad

expanses would become a country of rich and spacious plains, variegated by lakes and forests, and probably

I have reason to remember that I quoted Sturt's account of the Old Man Plain as a desert solitude of the most

hopeless and forbidding character. But, as I pointed out, settlement had crept over that inhospitable tract, and

the Old Man Plain had become a pastoral paradise, with a possible future which no man could conjecture.

Then I was going on to cite instances, within my own knowledge and memory, of permanent lakes formed in

Northern Victoria, and a climate altered for the better, by mere settlement of a soil antecedently dessicated

and disintegrated by idle exposure to the seasons. But I had brought round the subject of exploration; and

Glancing from Sturt to Eyre, he firmly, yet temperately, held that the expedition carried out by this explorer

along the shores of the Great Australian Bight was the ablest achievement of its kind on record; and he

forthwith proceeded to substantiate his contention by a consecutive account of the difficulties met and

surmounted on that journey. Also he expatiated with some severity on the slightness of public information

He listened with kindly toleration whilst I adverted to the excellent work of more recent explorers, whose

discoveries had made the Transcontinental telegraph line a feasible undertaking. But his discursive mind

ricochetted off to the laying of the Transatlantic cable, in '65; and he dwelt on that epochmarking work with

such minuteness of detail, and such confident mastery of names, dates, and so forth, that I halfresentednot

his disconcerting fund of information, but his modest reticence on other subjects of interest. It is a morally

upsetting thing, for instance, to discover that the unassuming Londoner, to whom you have been somewhat

loosely explaining the pedigrees of the British Peerage, has spent most of his life as a clerk in the Heralds'

But I noticed a growing uneasiness in Rory's manner, despite his efforts towards a freeandeasy cordiality.

"We're about a mile aff the house now, Tammas. A must go roun' be a tank thonder, an' that manes lavin' ye

yer lone. Jist go sthraight on an' ye'll come till the horsepaddock fence, wi' a wee gate in the corner, an' the

He shook up his horse, and dived through the scrub at an easy trot, whilst I went on down the fence. Before I

had gone threequarters of a mile, my attention was arrested by the peculiar applegreen hue of a tall,

healthylooking pine, standing about a hundred and fifty yards from the fence. Knowing that this abnormal

deviation in colour, if not forthwith inquired into, would harass me exceedingly in after years, I turned aside

to inspect the tree. It was worth the trouble. The pine had been dead for years, but every leafless twig, right

up to its spiry summit, was reclothed by the dense foliage of a giant woodbine, which embraced the trunk

with three clean stems, each as thick as your arm. No moralist worthy of the name could fail to find a

comprehensive allegory in the tree; but I had scarcely turned away from it before my meditations were

Ten or fifteen yards distant, under the cool shade of a large, low growing wilga, I observed a man reclining at

ease. A tall, athletic man, apparently, with a billy and waterbag beside him, and nothing more to wish for.

When I caught sight of him, he was in the act of settling himself more comfortably, and adjusting his

My first impulse was to hail him with a friendly greeting, but a scruple of punctilio made me pause. The

clearing of Rory's horsepaddock was visible here and there through gaps in the scrub; even the hut was in

sight from my own point of view; the sun was still a couple of hours above the horizon; and the repose of the

wilga shade was more to be desired than the activity of the woodheap. To everything there is a time and a

season; and the tactical moment for weary approach to a dwelling is just when fades the glimmering

landscape on the sight, and all the air a solemn stillness holds. So, after a moment's hesitation, my instinctive

sense of bush etiquette caused me to tum stealthily away, and seek the wicket gate which afforded ingress to

Rory's horsepaddock. But I want you to notice that this decision was preceded by a poise of option between

two alternatives. Now mark what followed, for, like Falstaff's story, it is worth the marking.

[Each undertaking, great or small, of our lives has one controlling alternative, and no more. To illustrate this

from the play of Hamlet : You will notice that, up to a certain point of time, the Prince governs his own

destinyat least, as far as the Ghost's commission is concerned, and this covers the whole drama. He is

master and umpire of his circumstances, so that when two or more lines of action, or a line of action and a

line of inaction, appear equally efficacious, he can select the one which appears to be of least resistance. But

subsequent to that point of time, he is no longer the arbiter of his own situation, but rather the puppet of

circumstances. There are no more divergent roads; if he desires to leave the one he has chosen, he must break

blindly through a hedge of moral antagonisms. His alternatives have become so lopsided that practically there

is only one course open. The initial exercise of judgment was not merely an antecedent to later developments

of the plot; it was a Rubiconcrossing, which has committed the hero to a system of interlaced contingencies;

and the tendency of this system bears him away, halfconscious of his own impotence, to where the rest is

silence. The turningpoint is where Hamlet engages the Players to enact the Murder of Gonzago.

A majoralternative may create and enclose all the secondary alternatives of after life. A minoralternative

may exhaust itself in one minute, or less, leaving its indelible, though imperceptible, scar on the

experimenter, and, through him, on the world in which he lives. The majoralternative is the Shakespearian

"tide in the affairs of men," often recognised, though not formulated. In any case, each alternative brings into

immediate play a flash of Freewill, pure and simple, which instantly gives placeas far as that particular

section of life is concernedto the dominion of what we call Destiny. The two should never be confounded.

"Who can control his fate?" asks the ruined Othello. No one, indeed. But every one controls his option,

chooses his alternative. Othello himself had independently evolved the decision which fixed his fate,

Put out the light, and thenPut out the light? If I quench thee, thou flaming minister, I can again thy former

light restore, Should I repent me;but once put out thy light, Thou cunning'st pattern of excelling nature, I

know not where is the Promethean heat That can thy light relume. When I have plucked thy rose, I cannot

Also he perceives that it is a majoralternative which confronts him; and he contrasts this with the

supposititious minoralternative of extinguishing the lamp. But how often do we accept a majoralternative,

In Macbeth, the alternatives are very obvious. The interest of the play centres on the poise of incentive

between action and nonaction, and the absolute freewill of election. But that election once made, we see

and the hero himself acknowledgesa practical inevitableness in all succeeding atrocities which mark his

Such momentous alternatives are simply the voluntary roughhewing of our own ends. Whether there's a

Divinity that afterwards shapes them, is a question which each inquirer may decide for himself. Say,

however, that this postulated Divinity consists of the Universal Mind, and that the Universal Mind comprises

the aggregate Human Intelligence, cooperating with some Moral Centre beyond. And that the spontaneous

sway of this Influence is toward harmonytoward the smoothing of obstacles, the healing of wounds. In the

axiom that "Nature reverts to the norm," there is a recognition of this restorative tendency; and the religious

aspect of the same truth is expressed in the proverb that "God is Love." For the grass will grow where Attila's

horse has trod, while that objectionable Hun himself is represented by a barrowload of useful fertiliser. But

say that this always comes about by law of Cause (which is Human Freewill) and Effect (which is

Destiny)never by sporadic intervention. Yet a certain scar, tracing its origin to an antecedent alternative,

will remain as the signet of that limitation under which the Divinity worksthe limitation, namely, of

Destiny, or the fixed issue of present effect from foregone cause; such cause having been perpetually directed

and redirected by recurring operation of individual Freewill, exercised, independently, by those

Vague? Yes. Well, put it in parable form. A young man has reached an absolute poise of incentive. He tosses

a shekel. "HeadI go and see life; tailI stay at home. Head it is." The alternative is accepted; whereupon

Destiny puts in her spoke, bringing such vicissitudes as are inevitable on the initial option. In due time,

another alternative presents itself, and the poise of incentive recurs. The Prodigal spits on a chip, and tosses

it. "WetI crawl back home; dryI see it out. Wet it is." So he goes, to meet the ring, and the robe, and the

fatted calf. His latter alternative has taken him home; and a felicitous option on the old man's part has given

him a welcome. But the earlier alternative is following him up, for the farm is gone! The old man himself

Or put it in allegorical form. The misty expanse of Futurity is radiated with divergent lines of rigid steel; and

along one of these lines, with diminishing carbon and sighing exhaust, you travel at schedule speed. At each

junction, you switch right or left, and on you go still, up or down the way of your own choosing. But there is

no stopping or turning back; and until you have passed the current section there is no divergence, except by

voluntary catastrophe. Another junction flashes into sight, and again your choice is made; negligently

enough, perhaps, but still with a view to what you consider the greatest good, present or prospective. One line

may lead through the Slough of Despond, and the other across the Delectable Mountains, but you don't know

whether the section will prove rough or smooth, or whether it ends in a junction or a terminus, till the cloven

mists of the Future melt into a manifest Present. We know what we are, but we know not what we shall be.

Often the shunting seems a mere trifle; but, in reality, the switch is that wizardwand which brings into

evidence such corollaries of life as felicity or misery, peace or tribulation, honour or ignominy, found on the

permanent way. For others, remember, as well as for ourselves. No one except the anchorite lives to himself;

Here and there you find a curious complication of lines. From a junction in front, there stretches out into the

mist a single line and a double line; and meantime, along a track converging toward your own, there spins a

bright little loco., in holiday trim, dazzling you with her radiant headlights, and commanding your

admiration by her 'tractive power. Quick! Choose! Single line to the next junction, or double line to the

terminus? A majoralternative, my boy! "Double line!" you say. I thought so. Now you'll soon have a long

train of empty I's to pull up the gradients; and while you snort and bark under a heavy draught, your disgusted

consort will occasionally stimulate you with a "flyingkick"; and when this comes to pass, say Pompey told

you so. To change the metaphor: Instead of remaining a selfsufficient lord of creation, whose house is

thatched when his hat is on, you have become one of a Committee of Ways and Meansa committee of two,

with power to add to your number. Dan O'Connell, for instance, had negotiated this alternative, and, in the

And as with the individual, so with the community. Men, thinking and acting in mass, do not (according to

the accepted meaning of the phrase) follow the line of least resistance. The myriadheaded monster adopts

the alternative which appears to promise such a line, but Its previsions are more often wrong than right; and,

in such cases, the irresistible momentum of the Destiny called into being by Its shortsighted choice drives It

helplessly along a line of the greatest conceivable resistance. Is n't history a mere record of blundering option,

followed by iron servitude to the irremediable suffering thereby entailed? Applied to the flying alternative,

the "least resistance" theory is gratuitously sound; beyond that, it is misleading. However, all this must be

taken as referring back to my own apparently insignificant decision not to disturb the masterly inactivity of

that sundowner under the wilga. Mere afterthoughts, introduced here by reason of their bearing on this simple

As a matter of fact, I approached Rory's neat, tworoomed hut speculating as to why he had purposely left

me to feel my own way. I soon formed a good rough guess. A neatlydressed child, in a vast, white

sunbonnet, ran toward me as I came in sight, but presently paused, and returned at the same pace. On

reaching the door I was met by a sternlooking woman of thirtyodd, to whom I introduced myself as an old

"Deed he hes plenty o' frien's," replied the woman drily. "Are ye gunta stap the night?"

"Well, Mr. O'Halloran was kind enough to proffer his hospitality," I replied, pulling the packsaddle off

"Nat a fear but he'll be home at mailtime. An' a purty house he's got fur till ax a sthranger intil."

"Now, Mrs. O'Halloran, it's the loveliest situation I've seen within a hundred miles," I replied, as I set

Cleopatra at liberty. "And the way that the place is kept reflects the very highest credit upon yourself."

"Dacent enough for them that's niver been used till betther. There's a dale in how a body's rairt."

"True, Mrs. O'Halloran," I sighed. "I'm sure you must feel it. But, my word! you can grow the right sort of

children here! How old is the little girl?" My custom is to ask a mother the age of her child, and then express

"A'm always sayrious about telling the thruth." And with this retort courteous the impervious woman retired

into her house, while I seated myself on the bucket stool against the wall, and proceeded to fill my pipe.

"We got six goatspure Angoras," remarked the little girl, approaching me with instinctive courtesy. "We

"I noticed them coming along," I replied. "They're beautiful goats. And I see you've got some horses too."

"Yis; three. We bought wan o' them chape, because he hed a sore back, fram a shearer, an' it's nat hailed up

yit. Daddy rides the other wans. Eee! can't my Daddy ride! An' he ken grow melons, an' he ken put up

"Yes; your Daddy's a good man. I knew him long, long ago, when there was no you. What's your name,

"She's got no name," remarked the grim voice from the interior of the house. And the mild, apologetic glance

of the child in my face completed a mental appraisement of Rory's family relations.

Half an hour passed pleasantly enough in this kind of conversation; then Rory came in sight at the wicket gate

where I had entered. Mary forgot my existence in a moment, and raced toward him, opening a conversation at

the top of her voice while he was still a quarter of a mile distant. When they met, he dismounted, and, placing

her astride on the saddle, continued his way with the expression of a man whose cup of happiness is

I had leisure to observe the child critically as she sat bareheaded beside Rory at the teatable, glancing from

time to time at me for the tribute of admiration due to each remark made by that nonpareil of men.

She was not only a strikingly beautiful child, but the stamp of child that expands into a beautiful woman. In

spite of her halfAnglican lineage and Antipodean birth, there was something almost amusing in the strong

racial index of her pure Irish face. The black hair and eyebrows were there, with eyes of indescribable blue;

the full, shapely lips, and that delicate contour of chin which specially marks the highest type of a race which

It is not the Celtic element that makes the Irish people a bundle of inconsistenciesclannish, yet disjunctive;

ardent, yet unstable; faithful, yet perfidious; exceeding loveable for its own impulsive love, yet a broken reed

to lean upon. It is not the Celt who has made Irish history an unexampled record of patience and

insubordination, of devotion and treachery. The Celt, though fiery, is shrewd, sensible, and practical. It has

been truly said that Western Britain is more Celtic than Eastern Ireland. But the whole AngloCeltic mixture

Before the eagle of the Tenth Legion was planted on the shore of Cantiumbefore the first Phoenician ship

stowed tin at the Cassiteridesthe Celt had inhabited the British Islands long enough to branch into distinct

subraces, and to rise from paloeolithic savagery to the use of metals, the domestication of animals, and the

observance of elaborate religious rites. Yet, relatively, this antique race is of last week only. For, away

beyond the Celt, paloeontology finds an earlier BritoIrish people, of different origin and physical

characteristics. And there is little doubt that, forced westward by Celtic invaders, of more virile type, and

more capable of organisation, that immemorial race is represented by the true Irish of today. The black hair,

associated with deepblue eyes and a skin of extreme whiteness, found abundantly in Ireland, and amongst

the offspring of Irish emigrants, are, in all probability, tokens of descent from this appallingly ancient people.

The type appears occasionally in the Basque provinces, and on the Atlantic coast of Morocco, but nowhere

else. Few civilised races inhabit the land where the fossil relics of their own lineal ancestors mark the furthest

point of human occupancy; yet it would seem to be so with the true Irish. In what other way can this

anomalous variety of the human race be accounted for? Ay, and beyond the earliest era noted by

ethnography, this original BritoIrish race must have differentiated itself from the unknown archetype, and,

by mere genealogical succession, must have fixed its characteristics so tenaciously as to persist through the

random admixture of conquests and colonisations during countless generations. "God is eternal," says a fine

And very new. Mary O'Halloran was perfect YoungAustralian. To describe her from afterknowledgeshe

was a very creature of the phenomena which had environed her own dawning intelligence. She was a child of

the wilderness, a dryad among her kindred trees. The longdescended poetry of her nature made the bush

vocal with pure gladness of life; endowed each tree with sympathy, respondent to her own fellowship. She

had noticed the dusky aspect of the ironwood; the volumed cumuli of rich olivegreen, crowning the lordly

currajong; the darker shade of the wilga's massy foliagecataract; the clearer tint of the tapering pine; the

cleanspotted column of the leopard tree, creamy white on slate, from base to topmost twig. She pitied the

unlovely belar, when the wind sighed through its coarse, scanty, greygreen tresses; and she loved to

contemplate the silvery plumage of the two drooping myalls which, because of their rarity here, had been

allowed to remain in the horsepaddock. For the last two or three springs of her vivacious existence, she had

watched the deepening crimson of the quondong, amidst its thick contexture of Nilegreen leaves; she had

marked the unfolding bloom of the scrub, in its manyhued beauty; she had revelled in the audacious

blackandscarlet glory of the desert pea. She knew the dwellingplace of every loved companion; and, by

necessity, she had her own names for them allsince her explorations were carried out on Rory's shoulders,

or on his saddle, and technicalities never troubled him. To her it was a new world, and she saw that it was

good. All those impressions which endear the memory of early scenes to the careworn heart were hers in their

vivid present, intensified by the strong ideality of her nature, and undisturbed by other companionship, save

This brings us to the other mark of a personality so freshly minted as to have taken no more than two

impressions. Rory was her guide, philosopher, and crony. He was her overwhelming ideal of power, wisdom,

and goodness; he was her help in ages past, her hope for years to come (no irreverence intended here; quite

the reverse, for if true family life existed, we should better apprehend the meaning of "Our Father, who art in

heaven"); he was her Ancient of Days; her shield, and her exceeding great reward.

A new position for Rory; and he grasped it with all the avidity of a lovehungered soul. The whole current of

his affections, thwarted and repulsed by the world's indifference, found lavish outlet here.

After tea, Rory took a billy and went out into the horsepaddock to milk the goatsMary, of course,

clinging to his side. I remained in the house, confiding to Mrs. O'Halloran the high respect which Rory's

principles and abilities had always commanded. But she was past all that; and I had to give it up. When a

woman can listen with genuine contempt to the spontaneous echo of her husband's popularity, it is a sure sign

that she has explored the profound depths of masculine worthlessness; and there is no known antidote to this

Rory's next duty was to chop up a bit of firewood, and stack it beside the door. Dusk was gathering by this

time; and Mrs. O'Halloran called Mary to prepare her for the night, while Rory and I seated ourselves on the

bucketstool outside. Presently a lighted lamp was placed on the table, when we removed indoors. Then

Mary, in a long, white garment, with her innocent face shining from the combined effects of perfect

happiness and unmerciful washing, climbed on Rory's kneesnot to bid him goodnight, but to compose

"Time the chile was bruk aff that habit," observed the mother, as she seated herself beside the table with some

"Let her be a child as long as she can, Mrs. O'Halloran," I remarked. "Surely you would n't wish any

"Nat without it was an altheration fur the betther," replied the worthy woman. "An' it's little hopes there is iv

hur, consitherin' the way she's rairt. Did iver anybody hear o' rairin' childher' without batin' them when they

"You bate hur, an' A'll bate you!" interposed Rory, turning to bay on the most salient of the three or four

"Well, A 'm sure A was bateay, an' soun'ly batewhen A was lek hur; an' iv A did n't desarve it then, A

An obvious rejoinder rose to my mind, but evidently not to Rory's, for the look on his face told only of a

dogged resolution to continue sinning against the light. He knew that his own contumacy in this respect

would land his soul in perdition, and he deliberately let it go at that. Brave old Rory! Never does erratic man

appear to such advantage as when his own intuitive moral sense rigorously overbears a conscientiousness

Yet the mother loved the child in her own hard, puritanical way. And, in any case, you are not competent to

judge her, unless you have to work for your living, instead of finding somebody eager to support you in

luxury for the pleasure of your society; unless, instead of marrying some squatter, or bank clerk, or Member

of Parliament, you have inadvertently coupled yourself to a Catholic boundary man, named nothing short of

The embittered woman retired early, and without phrases. As she did so, I casually noticed that the bedroom

"Ever try your hand at literature, Rory?" I presently asked, remembering Williamson's remark.

"Well, A ken har'ly say No, an' A ken har'ly say Yis," replied Rory, with illfeigned humility. "A've got a bit

iv a thraytise scribbled down, furbye a wheen o' other wans on han'. A thought mebbe"and his glance

rested on the angelface of the sleeping child"well, A thought mebbe it would do hur no harrum fur people

till know that hur fatherwellas ye might sayNat but what she'll hev money in the bank, plaze God.

But A'll lay hur down in hur wee cot now, an' A'll bring the thrifle we wur mentionin'."

He tenderly carried the child into the first compartment of the bedroom, and, soon returning, placed before

me about twenty quarto sheets of manuscript, written on both sides, in a careful, schoolboy hand. The first

"My word, Rory, this is great!" said I, after reading the first long paragraph. "I should like to skim it over at

once, to get the gist of the argument, and then read it leisurely, to enjoy the style. And that reminds me that I

brought you an Australasian. I'll get it out of my swag, and you can read it to kill time."

But it became evident that he could n't fix his mind on the newspaper whilst his own literary product was

under scrutiny. The latter unfolded itself as a unique example of pure deduction, aided by utter lack of

discrimination in the value of evidence. It was all synthesis, and no analysis. A certain hypothesis had to be

established, and it was established. The style was directly antithetical to that curt, blunt, and simple

pronouncement aimed at by innocents who deceive no one by denouncing Socialism, TradesUnionism, over

the signature of "A Working Man." But the Essay. I am debarred from transcribing it, not only because of its

"Well, Tammas, A'm glad it plazes ye; right glad, so A am; but A thought tilltill"

"Well, I'll faithfully promise to keep the whole work sacred to your credit. And if ever I go into printwhich

is most unlikelyI'll refer to this essay in such a way as to whet public curiosity to a feather edge. Again, if

The object of the essay was to prove that, at a certain epoch in the world's history, the character of woman

The two greatest thinkers and most infallible authorities our race has produced are Solomon and Shakespear.

Solomon's estimate of woman is shockingly low; and there is no getting away from the truth of it. His baneful

evidence has the guarantee of Holy Writ; moreover, it is fully borne out by the testimony of ancient history,

sacred and profane, and by the tendency of the Greek and Roman mythologies. Examples here quoted in

The fact of woman's preeminent wickedness in ancient times is traceable to the eating of the apple, when

Eve, being the more culpable, was justly burdened with the heavier penalty, namely, a preternatural bias

On the other hand, Shakespear's estimate of woman is high. And justly so, since his valuation is conclusively

endorsed by modern history. Examples again quoted, in convincing volume, from the women of Acts down

Now how do you bring these two apparently conflicting facts into the harmony of context? Simply by tracing

the Solomonwoman forward, and the Shakespearwoman backward, to their point of intersection, and so

"My soul doth magnify the Lord, and my spirit hath rejoiced in God my Saviour. For He hath regarded the

low estate of His handmaiden; for, behold! from henceforth all generations shall call me blessed."

This prophecy has not only a personal and specific fulfilment, as pointing to the speaker herself, but a

transitive and general application, as referring to her sex at large. There you have it.

But no mere abstract can do justice to the sumptuous phraseology of the work, to its opulence of carefully

selected adjective, or to the involved rhetoric which seemed to defeat and set at naught all your petty rules of

syntax and prosody. Still less can I impart a notion of the exhaustive raking up of ancient examples and

modern instances, mostly worn bright by familiarity with the popular mind, but all converging toward the

conclusion striven for, and the shakiest of them accepted in childlike faith. Integrally, that essay conveyed the

idea of two mighty glaciers of theory, each impelling its own moraine of facts toward a stated point of

confluencerepresented by a magnificent postulatewhere one section, at least, of the Universal Plan

would attain fulfilment, and the Eternal Unities would be so far satisfied. There was something in it that was

more like an elusive glimmer of genius than an evidence of understanding, or, still less, of cleverness.

Remarkable also, that, though the punctuation was deplorable, every superb polysyllable was correctly

spelled. But as a monument of wasted ingenuity and industry, I have met with nothing so pathetic. A long

term of selfcommunion in the back country will never leave a man as it found him. Outside his daily

avocation, he becomes a fool or a philosopher; and, in Rory's case, the latter seemed to have been

At ten o'clock, I hunted him to bed. I had plenty of blank forms in my writingcase, and on these I took a

preliminary copy of A Plea for Woman. This occupied about three hours. Then not feeling sleepy, I took

down one of four calicocovered books, which I had previously noticed on a corner shelf. It was my own old

Shakespear, with the added interest of marginal marks, in ink of three colours, neatly ordered, and as the sand

by the seashore innumerable. I put it back with the impression that no book had ever been better placed. The

next volume was a Bible, presented by the Reverend Miles Barton, M.A., Rector of Tanderagee, County

Armagh, Ireland, to his beloved parishioner, Deborah Johnson, on the occasion of her departure for

Melbourne, South Australia, June 16, 1875. The third book was a fairly good dictionary, appendixed by a

copious glossary of the Greek and Roman mythologies. The fourth was Vol. XII of Macmillan's Magazine,

Opening the latter book at random, I fell upon a sketch of Eyre's expedition along the shores of the Great

Australian Bight. In another place was a contribution entitled "A Gallery of American Presidents." The next

item of interest was an account of the Massacre of Cawnpore. And toward the end of the volume was a

narrative of the Atlantic Telegraph Expedition. Of course, there were thirty or forty other articles in the book,

Hopeless case! I thought, as I blew out the lamp and turned into my comfortable sofabed. If this morepoke's

Irish love of knowledge was backed by one spark of mental enterprise, he might have half a ton of chosen

literature to come and go on. And here he is, with his pristine ignorance merely dislocated.

When I woke at sunrise, Rory was kindling the fire, with the inseparable Mary squatted beside him in her

nightgown. After putting on the kettle, he dressed the little girl, and helped her to wash her face. By this time,

I was about; and Mary brought me a blank form, which I had dropped and overlooked the night before.

"She ken write now," remarked Rory, with subdued exultation. "Here, jewel," he continued, handing her a

pencil from the mantelpiece"write yer name nately on that paper, fur Misther Collins till see."

The child, tremulous with an ecstatic sense of responsibility, bent over her paper on the table for a full

minute, then diffidently pushed it across to me; and I read, in strong Roman capitals, the inscription, MRAY,

"Ye're wake in spellin', honey," remarked her father merrily; "an' the M's got an exthry knuckle on it."

"It's right enough," I interposed. "Could n't be better. Now, Mary, I'll keep this paper, and show it to you

The entrance of Mrs. O'Halloran cut short this nonsense; and Rory went out to milk the goats, accompanied,

After breakfast, we took our bridles and went out toward where the five horses were feeding together, the

"Blessed be His Name!" thought Rory aloud; and I continued, "You must make up your mind to send her

"A convent school, mind. None of your common boarding schools for a child like Mary"

Rory's only reply was a glance of gratitude. My stern admonition would be a moral support to him in the

"You mentioned some other literary work that you have on hand?" I remarked inquiringly.

"Yis; A've jotted down a few idays. Now, Tammaswhere was the Garden of Aden supposed to be?"

"My word, Rory, if a man could only disclose that to the world, he would command attention. However, one

theory is that it was on the lost continent of Atlantis; another, that it was in the Valley of Cashmere. There are

many other localities suggested, but I think the one which meets most favour is the Isle of Kishm, in the

I briefly rehearsed such relevant information as I possessed, whilst Rory kidnapped the geographical names,

"Oul' Father Finnegan, at Derryadd, useteh argie that the Garden iv Aden hed been furnent the Lake o'

Killarney; an' no one dar' conthradict him," he remarked, with a smile. "But people larns till think fur

theirselves when they're out theyre lone. An' afther consitherin' the matter over, A take this iday fur a

foundation: The furst Adam was created in a sartin place; then he sinned in a sartin place. An' when the

Saviour (blessed be His Name!) come fur till clane the wurrld o' the furst Adam's sin, He hed till be born

where the furst Adam was created; an' He hed till die where the furbidden fruit was ait. An' A've gethered up

proofs, an' proofs, an' proofsHow far is it fram Jerusalem till Bethlehem, Tammas?"

"A knowed the places must be convanient. Now ye mind where the Saviour (blessed be His Name!) says, 'all

the blood shed on earth, fram the blood iv righteous Abel'and so on? Well, 'earth' manes 'land'; an' it's all

as wan as if He said, 'shed on the land.' An' what land? Why, the Holy Land. An' the praphets lived there

(Here he gave me some texts of Scripture, which I afterward verifiedand I would certainly advise you to

do the same, if you can find a Bible. They are, Isaiah li, 3; Ezekiel xxviii, 13xxxi, 918xxxvi, 35; Joel ii,

"Rory, you're a marvel," I remarked with sincerity. "And, by the way, if there's anything in the inspiration of

Artif the Artist soars to truth by the path which no fowl knowethyour theory may find some support in

the fact that it was a usage of the Renaissance to represent the skull of Adam at the foot of the cross."

"Martin Schoenend of 15th century, for one. Jean Limousin17th centuryfor another. Albert

D rerbeginning of 16th centuryin more than one of his engravings. However, you can just hold this

"God bless ye, Tammas! Would it be faysible at all at all fur ye till stap to the morrow mornin', an' ride out

"Blessin's on ye, Tammas! Becos A've got four more idays that ye could help me with. Wan iday is about

divils. A take this fur a foundation: There's sins fur till be done in the wurrld that men 'on't do; an' divils is

marcifully put in the flesh an' blood fur till do them sins. 'Wan iv you is a divil,' says the Saviour (blessed be

His Name!). 'He went to his own place,' says Actsboth manin' Judas. An' there's a wheen o' places where

Iago spakes iv himself as a divil. An' A've got other proofs furbye, that we'll go over wan be wan. It's a

"It is indeed." Whilst replying, I was constrained to glance round at the weather; and my eye happened to fall

on the creeperladen pine, a quarter of a mile away. Suddenly a strange misgiving seized me, and I asked

"Nat six in the coorse o' the year," replied Rory, too amiable to heed the impolite change of subject. "Las'

time A seen Ward," he continued, after a moment's pause, "he toul' me there was a man come to the station

wan mornin' airly, near blin' wi' sandy blight; an' he stapped all day in a dark skillion, an' started again at

night. He was makin' fur Ivanhoe, fur till ketch the coach; but it's a sore ondhertakin' fur a blin' man till

thravel the counthry his lone, at this saison o' the year. An' it's quare where sthrangers gits till. A foun' a swag

on the fence a week or ten days ago, an' a man's thracks at the tank a couple o' days afther; an' the swag's

there yit; an' A would think the swag an' the thracks belonged till the man wi' the sandy blight, barr'n this is

"My word, Rory, I wish either you or I had spoken of this when you came home last night. Never mind the

As we went on, I related how I had seen the man reclining under the tree; and Rory nodded forgivingly when

"He must 'a' come there afther ten o'clock yisterday," observed Rory; "or it would be mighty quare fur me till

"But he was n't near the boundary. I had turned off from the fence to see that dead pine with the big creeper

"There it is, straight aheadthe biggest of the three that you see above the scrub. You notice it's a different

"'Deed ay, so it is. A wouldn't be onaisy, Tammas; it's har'ly likely there's much wrongbut it's good to

No effort could shake off the apprehension which grew upon me as we neared the fence. But on reaching it I

"Stay where you are, Rory; I'll be back in half a minute." Then I crushed myself through the wires.

Fifteen or twenty paces brought me to the spot. The man had changed his position, and was now lying at full

length on his back, with arms extended along his sides. His face was fully exposedthe face of a worker, in

the prime of manhood, with a heavy moustache and three or four weeks' growth of beard. So much only had I

noted at first glance, whilst stooping under the heavy curtain of foliage. A few steps more, and, looking down

The dull eyes, halfopen to a light no longer intolerable, showed by their deathdarkened tracery of inflamed

veins how much the lone wanderer had suffered. The hands, with their strong bronze now paled to tarnished

ochre, were heavily callused by manual labour, and sharply attenuated by recent hardship. The skin was cold,

but the rigidity of death was yet scarcely apparent. Evidently he had not died of thirst alone, but of mere

physical exhaustion, sealed by the final collapse of hope. And it seemed so strange to hear the low voices of

Rory and Mary close by; to see through occasional spaces in the scrub the clear expanse of the horsepaddock,

with even a glimpse of the house, all homely and peaceful in the silent sunshine. But such is life, and such is

Rory looked earnestly in my face as I rejoined him, and breathed one of his customary devotional

"Under the big wilga, just beyond that hopbush," said I, in an indifferent tone. "Stay with me, Mary, dear," I

"But A'm aiger fur till see the pine wi' the big santipede on it," objected the terrible infant.

"Nat now, darlin'," replied Rory. "Sure we'll come an' see the pine when we've lavin's o' time; but we're in a

hurry now. Stap here an' kape Misther Collins company. Daddy'll be back at wanst."

He kissed the child, and disappeared round the hopbush. Then she turned her unfathomable eyes

"A love you, Tammas, becos ye spake aisy till my Daddy. But O!"and the little, brown fingers wreathed

themselves together in the distress of her soul"A don't want till go to school, an' lave my Daddy his lone!

I weakly explained that it was a matter of no great importance whether she went to school or not; and that, at

"Mary, jewel, jist pelt aff, lek a good chile, an' see if the wee gate's shut." Mary shot off at full speed; and he

continued gravely, "Dhrapped aff at the dead hour o' the night, seemin'ly. God rest his sowl! O, Tammas! iv

"Ay, or if I had only spoken to him! He must have got there yesterday morning. Likely he had heard the

cocks crowing at your place before daylight, and was making for the sound, only that the light beat him, and

"Ah! we're poor, helpless craythurs, Tammas! But A s'pose A betther see Misther Spanker at wanst?"

"No," I replied; "you stay and do what you can. I'll ride back, and see Mr. Spanker. How far is it to where that

"Better have it here. Now we'll catch the horses. Come on, Mary! Take her on your back, Rory; we must

I have already exceeded the legitimate exactions of my diaryrecord; but the rest of the story is soon told.

Mr. Spanker, as a Justice of Peace, took the sworn depositions of Ward, Andrews, Rory, and myself. In the

man's pockets were found halfadozen letters, addressed to George Murdoch, Mooltunya Station, from

Malmsbury, Victoria; and all were signed by his loving wife, Eliza H. Murdoch. Two of the letters

acknowledged receipt of cheques; and there was another cheque (for �12 15s., if I remember rightly) in his

pocketbook, with about �3 in cash. He was buried in the station cemetery, between Val English, late station

storekeeper, who had poisoned himself, and Jack Drummond, shearer, who had diedpresumably of heart

WHAT fatality impelled me to fix on the 9th, above all other days in the month? Why did n't I glance over

the record of each 9th, before committing myself by a promise to review and annotate the entries of that date?

For, few and evil as the days of the years of my pilgrimage have undeniably been, the 9th of November, '83,

is one of those which I feel least satisfaction in recalling. Moreover, I incur a certain risk in thus unbosoming

myself, as will become apparent to the perfidious reader who hungrily shadows me through this

compromising story. But it may be graven with a pen of iron, that, at my age, no man shirks a promise, or

tells a fib, for the first time; and so, "Sad, but Strong"the family motto of the Colonnas, that offshoot of our

One reservation I must make, however. For reasons which will too soon become manifest, it is expedient to

conceal the exact locality of the unhappy experience now about to be disclosed; but I think I shall be on the

Any person who happens to have preserved the files of theExpress may find, on the second page of the

On the night of Friday last the inhabitants of were thrown into a state of excitement which may better be

imagened than described by the appearance of a lunatic in puris naturalibus whose mania was evidently

homicidal. During the earlier portion of the night the unfortunate man was seen from time to time by quite a

number of people in places many miles apart. Some of the pleasureseekers returning from the picnic held by

the Sunday School Teachers' Reunion (noticed elsewhere in our columns) saw him scuttling along the

threechain road at a breakneck pace, others saw him dodging behind trees or endeavouring to conceal

himself in scrub. At about 9 o'clock in the evening one of the picnic party, an athlete of some repute, made a

plucky and determined attempt to capture the madman, and succeeded in overpowering him. This

accomplished secundem artem, an impulse of humanity prompted Mr. K (for as some of our readers have

already guessed, the gentleman referred to was Mr. K, of the firm of D and S, Drapers,) to divest

himself of part of his own clothing for the benefit of his prisoner. The latter, when Mr. K attempted to

force the clothing upon him, rent the air with horrible shrieks heard by many others of the party, and by

exertion of the unnatural strength which insanity confers, broke from his captor and escaped. Mr. K

humorously comments on the difficulty of holding a nude antagonist. If we were inclined to be facetious on

the subject we might suggest that mens sana in corpore sano is not an infallible rule. Late in the evening the

maniac horresco referrens made a furious attack on the residence of Mr. G who was unfortunately absent

at the time. Mrs. G with the splendid courage which distinguishes the farmer's wife, kept him at bay till

some wild impulse drove him to seek "fresh fields and pastures new." The black trackers (who were brought

on the scene on Saturday afternoon) have found his tracks in Mr. A's flower garden close to the parlour

window, and also around Mr. H's homestead. The trackers aver that he is accorpanied by a large kaugaroo

dog. It is a matter of congratulation that he has so far failed in effecting an entrance to any habitation. The

police are scouring the neighbourhood and though the thunderstorm of Saturday night has unfortunately

placed the trackers at fault, we trust soon to chronicle a clever capture, "a consummation devoutly to be

wished." Various surmises are afloat regarding the identity of the lunatic but to our mind the suggestion of

Inspector Collins, of the N.S.W. Civil Service appears most tenable: On Saturday afternoon when the

excitement was at its height this gentleman called at our office, and in course of conversation on the

allabsorbing topic pronounced his opinion that the lunatic is no other than the late escapee from Beechworth

Asylum! Anent his mysterious disapearance at some time late on Friday night Mr. Collins supposes that he

must have drowned himself in the river, and advances many ingenious and apparently conclusive arguments

Notwithstanding the ingenuity and conclusiveness of those arguments, the chain of fatalities which has

headed this story with the entry of Nov. 9th brings the reluctant secret to light: I was that homicidal maniac.

The second page of the newspaper just quoted will be also found to contain, in another column, the following

We regret to learn that on the morning of Saturday last Mr. Q lost a valuable stack of hay by fire. The

conflagation was detected almost immediately on its breaking out but no steps could be taken to check the

progress of the "devouring element." It might be reasonably expected that Mr. Q's welldeserved

popularity would be a sufficient safeguard against such barbarous incendiarism, but of a truth there are people

now at large who ought to be in "durance vile." At the moment of our going to press we are happy to add that

the police have a clue, and will soon no doubt unearth the cowardly perpetrator of this unBritish outrage,

However, the perpetrator in question, being even more cunning than cowardly, took special order that the

police should not unearth him; and here he sits in his temporary sanctum, inviting them to come on with what

is left of their cluethough at the same time keeping, like Sir Andrew, o' the windy side o' the law, by

putting initials and dashes in place of full names, and by leaving the exact locality unspecified. Drag me forth

Now for my narrative. Charley V, a boundary rider on B Station, N.S.W., is one of my very oldest

acquaintances. Away back in the procuratorship of Latrobe, two angels, in wreaths of asphodel, had almost

simultaneously deposited Charley and myself on the same station; respectively, in the hut of a stockkeeper,

and in the hut of a petty overseer. Together, as the seasons passed, we had looked forward to the shearing, the

footrotting, and the lambing; and together we had watched the lagoon for the bunyip. We had aimed our

little reedspears at the same mark, we had whirled our little boomerangs over the same big tree, and we had

been welted an equal number of times for crossing the river on the same slippery log.

Whatever may be the development of my own inner nature, Charley, at least, walks faithfully in the moral

twilight which his early training vouchsafed to him. His fidelity to B Station is like that which ought to

distinguish somebody's wifeI forget whose, but no matter. The mere ownership of the property is a matter

of perfect indifference to Charley. When the place changes hands, he is valued and sold as part of the

working plant, without his concern, and almost without his knowledge; owners may come, and owners may

go, but he virtually goes on for ever. His little hut, three or four miles north from the Murray, is the very

headquarters of hospitality. He has some hundreds of pounds lent out (without interest or security) though his

pay is only fifteen shillings a weekwith ten, ten, two, and a quarterand he is anything but a miser. Many

people would like a leaf out of his book. It is my privilege to be able to furnish this, though in a sort of

In a bend, on the north bank of the Murray, a few miles from Charley's hut, is a tract, about a hundred acres

in extent, of fine grass land, completely isolated by billabongs, reedbeds, dense scrub, and steep ridges of

loose sand. At the time I write of, it was impossible to ride to this island of verdure, and no white man could

track a horse through the labyrinth that led to it. Once placed in that spot, no horse would ever try to get

During the afternoon of the 9th, I was sitting on a log, in the shade of a tree, on the north bank of the river,

about a mile from that secluded Eden, and four or five from Charley's hut. I had camped at dusk on the

previous evening; and the equipment of my two horses, with other impedimenta, was lying about. A small

damper was maturing under the handful of fire, and a quart pot of tea was slowly collecting a scum of dirt

which made it nothing the worse to a man of my nurture. Pup was reposing on my possum rug, and Cleopatra

and Bunyip were in Eden, per favour of the kindly scoundrel who held that property by right of discovery,

and who, in spite of some reluctance on my part, had made me free of it. Along with my two horses were ten

Owing to the broken character of the country, the N.S.W. riverroad lay three or four miles north of Charley's

very private property; but a short cut, impassable during the winter, and impracticable at any time to wheeled

vehicles, saved about three miles in ten, and passed within a mile of the property. It was beside this pad that I

The refined leisure of the day had been devoted chiefly to the study of my current swappingbookEdwards

on Redemptionand now, halfstifled by the laborious blasphemy of the work, I was seeking deliverance

from the sin of reading it by watching the multitudes of white cockatoos through my binocular, and piously

Presently, sweeping the groundline with the glass, I noticed, crossing an open place, about a mile away, the

figure of a swagman approaching from the westthat is, coming up the river. I kept the glass in his

direction, and whenever he disappeared I was on the watch, and caught him again as he came in sight,

tramping wearily along in the roasting sun. That swagman had a history, highly important, at all events, to

himself. He had been born; he lived; he would probably dieand if any human being wants a higher record

than that, he must work for it. This man's personal value, judged by the standard which I, for one, dare not

disown, was certainly as high as that of the average monarch or multimillionaire. But was I as much

interested as I would have been had one of these personages been approaching my camp in state? And if not,

I immediately filled and lit a mighty German meerschaum, an ally of established efficiency in ethical

emergencies such as this. Then laying the pipe, so to speak, on the scent of the swagman, I attempted a

clairvoyant rearglance along his past history, and essayed a forecast of his future destiny, in order to get at

the valuation presumably placed upon him by his Maker. But the pipe, being now master of the position,

gently seduced my mind to a wider consideration, merely using the swagman as a convenient springboard

for its flight into regions of the Larger Morality. This is its hobbycaught, probably, from some society of

German Illuminati, where it became a kind of storagebattery, or accumulator, of such truths as ministers of

Ah! (moralised the pipe) the man who spends his life in actual hardship seldom causes a trumpet to be blown

before him. He is generally, by heredity or by the dispensation of Providence, an ornament to the lower walks

of life; therefore his plea, genuine if ungrammatical, is heard only at secondhand, in a fragmentary and

garbled form. Little wonder, then, that such a plea is received with felicitous selfgratulation, or passed with

pharisaical disregard, by the silly old world that has still so many lessons to learnso many lessons which

none but that unresisting butt of slenderwitted jokers can fitly teach, and which he, the experienced one, is

usually precluded from teaching by his inability to spell any word of two syllables. Yet he has thoughts that

glow, and words that burn, albeit with such sulphurous fumes that, when uttered in a public place, they

And even though he be not a poor rogue hereditary; even though he may once have tasted the comfort

ambiguously scorned of devils; even though his descent into Avernus be, like that of Ulysses or Dante,

temporary and incidental, you need n't expect him, on reaching the upper air, to be the prophet, spokesman,

and champion of the Order whose bitter johnnycake he has eaten. You must n't be surprised to find him

reticent, not to say mendacious, respecting details which he may regard as humiliating. A sort of Irish pride

will probably lead him to represent that he had abundant, though unavailable, resources during the period of

his perdition. For one or the other of these reasonsorthographical inability, or Irish pridethe half is never

told; therefore, as a rule, the reading public is acquainted only with sketchy and fallacious pictures of that

continuous, indurating hardship which finally sends reluctant Hope after her cotenants of the box.

And further, of this, my son, be admonished (continued the pipe): The more bitter the hardship, the more

unmixed and cordial is the ignominy lavished by the elect upon the suffereralways provided the latter is

one of the nonelect, and more particularly if he is a swagman. Yet this futureless person is the man who

pioneers all industries; who discovers and unearths the precious ores; whose heavy footprints mark the

waterless mulga, the windswept plains, and the scorching sand; who leaves intaglio impressions of his

mortal coil on the wet ground, at every camp from the Murray to the Gulf; and whose only satisfaction in the

cold which curls him up like cinnamon barkmaking him nearly break his back in the effort to hold his

shoulders togetheris the certainty that in six months he will scrape away the hot surface sand, in order to

sleep comfortably on the more temperate stratum beneath; he is the man who, with some incoherent protest

and becoming invective, metaphorically makes a Raleighcloak of himself, to afford free and pleasant

The successful pioneer is the man who never spared others; the forgotten pioneer is the man who never

spared himself, but, being a fool, built houses for wise men to live in, and omitted to gather moss. The former

is the early bird; the latter is the early worm. Like Rosalind's typical traveller, this worm has rich eyes and

poor handsthe former often ophthalmic, the latter always brown and wrinkled, and generally dirty. Life is

too short to admit of repeated blunders in the numeration of beans, and this being his one weak point, the

dram of ale does its work. And so, neither as pharisee nor publican, but rather as the pharisee's shocking

example, and the publican's working bee, he toils and swears his hour upon the stage, and then modestly

departs to where the thrifty cease from troubling, and the thriftless be at rest. Little recks he then for lack of

storied urn or animated bust, little that for him no minstrel raptures swell; for his animated busts are things of

Heaven help him! that nameless flotsam of humanity! (mused the pipe). Few and feeble are his friends on

earth; and the One who, like him, was wearied with his journey, and, like him, had not where to lay his head,

is gone, according to His own parable, into a far country. The swagman we have always with usAnd

comfortable ecclesiasticism marks a full stop there, blasphemously evading the completion of a sentence

charged with the grave truth, that the Light of the world, the GodinMan, the only God we can ever know,

is by His own authority represented for all time by the poorest of the poor. Yet whosoever fails to recognise

in the marred visage of any social derelict the image of Him who was despised and rejected of

menwhosoever resents not the spectacle of that image weighted down by fraternal neglect and oppression

till a human heart pulses with no higher aspiration than that which prompts a persecuted animal to preserve

its life for further persecutionsuch a person, I say, can have no place among the Architect's workmen,

This special study of hardship (resumed the pipe, after a pause) leads naturally to the generic study of

poverty; for, as the greater includes the less, poverty includes hardship, along with disfranchisement, social

outlawry, proud man's contumely, and so forth; entirely without reference to the moral worth of the person

most concerned. In a word, poverty is, in the eyes of the orthodox Christian, a hell in the hand, better worth

avoiding than two hells in the book, which latter may be only figurative after all.

But the great institution of poverty (ruminated the pipe) is too often referred to in this large, loose way. There

are two kindsor rather, the condition exhibits two opposite extremes of moral quality. There is a voluntary

poverty, which is certainly the least base situation you can occupy whilst you crawl between heaven and

earth, and which is not so rare as your sordid disposition might lead you to imagine. There is also a

compulsory poverty, shading down from discontented to contented. And, paradoxical as it may appear, the

contented subvariety is the opposing pole to voluntary poverty. The discontented subvariety is the

perpetual troubler of the world, by reason of its aiming only at changing the incidence of hardship, and

succeeding fairly well in its object. Touching the contented subvarietywell, possibly the Hindoo language

might do justice to its vileness; the English falls entirely short. Compulsorycontented poverty is utterly,

irredeemably despicable, and, by necessity, ignorantly blasphemousnot because its style of glorifying God

is to place His conceded image exactly at the ploughhorse level, but because it teaches its babies, from the

cradle upward, that a capricious MumboJumbo has made pollardbread for them, and something with a

French name for its whiteheaded boy; moleskins, tied below the knee, for them, and a belltopper for the

favourite of the family; the three R's for them, and the classics, ancient and modern, for the vessel chosen to

honour; illicit snakejuice for them, and golden top for the other fellow. The adherents of this cult vote

Conservative, work scab, and are rightly termed the "deserving poor," inasmuch as they richly deserve every

degree of poverty, every ounce of indignity, and every inch of condescension they stagger under. But their

children don't deserve these things. And just mark the slimy little wordshuffle which, in order to keep the

"deserving poor" up to their work, pronounces upon them the blessings obviously adherent only to that

unquestionable guarantee of unselfish purpose, namely, voluntary poverty. A subtle confusion of issues; but

the person who homilises on the blessings of compulsory poverty should be left talking to the undefileable

Yet do I cling (continued the pipe) to Plato's beautiful thought, that no soul misses truth willingly. In bare

justice to brave, misguided Humanity; in daily touch with beings in so many respects little lower than the

imagined angels; in dispassionate survey of history's lurid record of distorted loyalty staining our old, sad

earth with lifeblood of opposing loyalty, while each side fights for an idea; in view of the zeal which fires

the martyrspirit to endure all that equal zeal can inflict; in contemplation of the everraging enmity between

the seed of the woman and the seed of the serpent, the Ormuzd and the Ahriman in man; in view even of that

dismal experiment indifferently termed "making the best of both worlds," and "serving God and Mammon

"in view of all these things, I cannot think it is anything worse than a locallyseated and curable ignorance

which makes men eager to subvert a human equality, selfevident as human variety, and impregnable as any

mathematical axiom. And this special brand of ignorance is even more rampant amongst those educated asses

who can read Kikero in the original than amongst uneducated asses who know not the law, and are cursed.

Remember (pursued the pipe, with a touch of severity) that Science apprehends no decimal of a second

adequate to note, on the limitless circle of Time, the briefness of a centenarian's life; and yet the giddiest

pitch of human effrontery dares not carry beyond the incident of death any vestige of a social code now

accepted as good enough to initiate a development which, according to your own showing, goes on through

changing cycles till some transcendent purpose is fulfilled. The "love of equality"that meanest and falsest

of equivocationssickens and dies, and the inflated lie of a social privilege based on extraneous conditions

collapses, under the strict arrest of the fell sergeant, Death. If we seek absolute truthwhich can never be out

of placesurely we shall find it beyond the gates which falsehood cannot pass. And here we find it conceded

by all; for as material things fade away, human vision clears, and truth becomes a unit.

Osiris' balances weighed impartially the souls of Coptic lord and slave, before the pyramids rose on Egypt's

plains; austere Minos meted even justice to citizen and helot, while the sculptured ideals of Attica slept in

Pentelican quarries; Brahmin and Sudra, according to deeds done in the bodystrictly according to deeds

done in some bodyawake beyond the grave to share aeons of sorrowful transmigration, and final repose;

Nirvana awaits the Buddhist high and low alike; Islamism sternly sends all mankind across the sharpedged

Bridge, which the righteous only cross in safety, while wicked caliph and wicked slave together reel into the

abyss below. The apotheosis of pagan heroes rested on personal merit alone. No eschatology but that of High

Calvinism anticipates, in the unseen world, anything resembling the injustice of a civilisation which, of set

purpose, excludes from the only redemption flesh and blood can inherit, that sad rearguard whose besetting

sin is poverty. Yet John Knox's wildest travesty of eternal justice never rivalled in flagrancy the moving

principle of a civilisation which exists merely to build on extrinsic bases an impracticable barrier between

class and class: on one side, the redemption of life, education, refinement, leisure, comfort; on the other side,

want, toil, anxiety, and an open path to the Gehenna of ignorance, baseness, and brutality. Holy Willie's God,

at least, heaps no beatitude on successful greed; and your Christian civilisation does so. Dare you deny it?

Chastened by contemplation of levelling mortality, awed into truth by the spectacle of a whole world made

kin by that icy touch of nature, the belated soul seeks refuge in a final justice which excludes from natural

heirship to the external home not one of earth's weary myriads. Your conception of heavenly justice is found

in the concession of equal spiritual birthright, based on the broad charter of common humanity, and

forfeitable only by individual worthlessness or deliberate refusal. Why is your idea of earthly justice so

widely differentsince the principle of justice must be absolute and immutable? Yet while the Church

teaches you to pray, "Thy will be done on earth, as it is done in heaven," she tacitly countenances widening

disparity in condition, and openly sanctions that fearful abuse which dooms the poor man's unborn children to

the mundane perdition of poverty's thousand penalties. Is God's will so done in heaven? While the Church

teaches you to pray, "Thy Kingdom come," she strikes with mercenary venom at the first principle of that

kingdom, namely, elementary equality in citizen privilege. Better silence than falsehood; better no religion at

allif such lack be possiblethan one which concedes equal rights beyond the grave, and denies them here.

I wish you to face the truth frankly (continued the pipe), for, heaven knows, it faces you frankly enough.

Ecclesiastical Christianity vies with the effete Judaism of olden time as a failure of the first magnitude.

Passing over what was purely local and contemporaneous, there is not one count in the long impeachment of

that doomed Eastern city but may be repeated, with sickening exactitude, and added emphasis, over any

pseudoChristian community now festering on earth. Chorasin and Bethsaida have no lack of antitypes

amongst you. Again has man overruled his Creator's design. The mustard seed has become a great tree, but

the unclean fowls lodge in its branches. The symbol of deepest ignominy has become the proudest insignia of

Courtmoths and professional assassins, but it is no longer the cross of Christ. Eighteenandahalf

centuries of purblind groping for the Kingdom of God finds an idealised Messiah shrined in the modern

Pantheon, and yourselves "a chosen generation," leprous with the sin of usury; "a royal priesthood," paralysed

with the cant of hireling clergy; "a holy nation," rotten with the luxury of wealth, or embittered by the sting of

poverty; "a peculiar people," deformed to Lucifer's own pleasure by the curse of caste; while, in this

pandemonium of Individualism, the weak, the diffident, the scrupulous, and the afflicted, are thrust aside or

And whilst the world's most urgent need is a mission of sternest counsel and warning, from the oppressed to

the oppressor, I witness the unspeakable insolence of a Gospel of Thrift, preached by order of the rich man to

Lazarus at his gatea deliberate laying on the shoulders of Lazarus a burden grievous to be borne, a burden

which Dives (or Davis, or Smith, or Johnson; anythinganythingbut Christ's brutal "rich man") hungry

for the promised penalty, will not touch with one of his fingers. The Church quibbles well, and palters well,

and, in her own pusillanimous way, means well, by her silky loyalty to the law and the profits, and by her

steady hostility to some unresisting personification known as the Common Enemy. But because of that

pernicious loyalty, she has reason to complain that the working man is too rational to imbibe her teachings on

the blessedness of slavery and starvation. Meanwhile, as no magnanimous sinner can live down to the

pseudoChristian standard, unprogressive Agnosticism takes the place of demoralised belief, and the

Yet there is nothing Utopian (pleaded the pipe) in the charter of that kingdomin the sunshiny Sermon on

the Mount. It is no fanciful conception of an intangible order of things, but a practical, workable code of daily

life, adapted to any stage of civilisation, and delivered to men and women who, even according to the

showing of hopeless pessimists, or strenuous advocates for Individualistic force and cunning, were in all

respects like ourselvesdelivered, moreover, by One who knew exactly the potentialities and aspirations of

man. And, in the unerring harmony of the Original Idea, the outcome of that inimitable teaching is merely the

consummation of prophetic forecast in earlier ages. First, the slenderest crescent, seen by eyes that diligently

searched the sky; then, a broader crescent; a hemisphere; at last, a perfect sphere, discovered by the Nazarene

Artisan, and by him made plain to all who wish to see. But from the dawn of the ages that orb was there,

waiting for recognition, waiting with the awful, tireless, allconquering patience for which no better name

History marks a point of time when first the Humanity of God touched the divine aspiration in man, fulfilling,

under the skies of Palestine, the dim, yet infallible instinct of every race from eastern Mongol to western

Aztec. "The Soul, naturally Christian," responds to this touch, even though blindly and erratically, and so

from generation to generation the multitudes stand waiting to welcome the Gospel of Humanity with palms

and hosannas, as of old; while from generation to generation phylactered exclusiveness takes counsel against

the revolution which is to make all things new. And shall this oppositionthe opposition by slander,

conspiracy, bribery, and forceprevail till the fatal line is once more passed, and you await the Titus sword

I think not (added the pipe, after a pause). I think not. For a revolt undreamt of by your forefathers is in

progress nowa revolt of enlightenment against ignorance; of justice and reason against the domination of

the manifestly unworthy. The world's brightest intellects are answering one by one to the rollcall of the New

Order, and falling into line on the side championed by every prophet, from Moses to the "agitator" that died o'

Wednesday. Inconceivably long and cruel has the bondage been, hideous beyond measure the degradation of

the disinherited; but I think the cycle of soulslaying loyalty to error draws near its close; for the whole

armoury of the Father of Lies can furnish no shield to turn aside the point of the tireless and terrible

PENthat Ithurielspear which, in these latter days, scornfully touches the mailclad demon of Privilege,

Contemporaneous literature (continued the pipe thoughtfully) is our surest register of advance or

retrogression; and, with few exceptions indeed, the prevailing and conspicuous element in all publications of

more than a century ago is a tacit acceptance of irresponsible lordship and abject inferiority as Divine

ordinances. Brutal indifference, utter contempt, or more insulting condescension, toward the rank and file,

was an article of the fine old English gentleman's religion"a point of our faith," as the pious Sir Thomas

Browne seriously puts itthe complementary part being a loathsome servility toward nobility and royalty. In

that era, the most amiable of English poets felt constrained to weave into his exquisite Elegy an undulating

thread of modest apology for bringing under notice the short and simple annals of the Vaisya caste. Later,

Cowper thought poverty, humility, industry, and piety a beautiful combination for the wearer of the smock

frock. Even Crabbe blindly accepted the sanctified lie of social inequality. And this assumption was

religiously acquiesced in by the lower animal himselfwho doubtless glorified God for the distinctly

unsearchable wisdom and lovingkindness manifested in those workhouse regulations which separated his

own toilworn age from the equal feebleness of the wife whose human rights he should have died fighting for

when he was young. And, as might be expected, this strictly gentlemanly principle looms larger in your

forefathers' prose than in their poetry. At last, Burns and Paine flashed their own strong, healthy personalities

on the community, marking an epoch; and from that day to this, the Apology of Humanity acquires

everincreasing momentum, and everwidening scope. Now, if socialeconomic conditions fail to keep

abreast with the impetuous, uncontrollable advance of popular intelligence, the time must come when, with

one tigerspring, the latter shall assail the former; and the scene of this unpleasantness (concluded the

The swagman approached, plodding steadily along, with his billy in one hand and his waterbag in the other;

on his shoulder, horseshoe fashion, his forty years' gathering; and in his patient face his forty years' history,

clearly legible to me by reason of a gift which I happily possess. I was roused from my reverie by some one

"How fares our cousin Hamlet? Come and have a drink of tea, and beggar the expense."

"I'll do that ready enough," said he, laying his fardel down in the shade, and seating himself on it with a

I rooted my damper out of its matrix, flogged the ashes off it with a saddlecloth, and placed it before my

guest, together with a large wedge of leathery cheese, a sheathknife, and the quart pot and pannikin.

"Eat, and good dich thy good heart, Apemantus," said I cordially. Then, resuming my seat, I took leisure to

observe him. He was an everyday sight, but one which never loses its interest to methe bent and haggard

wreck of what should have been a fine soldierly man; the honest face sunken and furrowed; the neglected hair

and matted beard thickly strewn with grey. His eyes revealed another victim to the scourge of ophthalmia.

This malady, by the way, must not be confounded with sandy blight. The latter is acute; the former, chronic.

"Well, to tell you the truth, I ain't had anything since yesterday afternoon. Course, you of'en go short when

"Yes; takin' it generally. But there's a new sawmill startin' on this side, seven or eight mile up from here; an'

I know the two fellers that owns ittwo brothers, the name o' H. Fact, I got my eyes cooked workin' at

a thresher for them. I'm not frightened but what I'll git work at the mill. Fine, offhanded, reasonable fellers."

"Very carm. Sort o' carm heat. I think there's a thunderstorm hangin' about. We'll have rain before this moon

"My word, you're right. Not much chance of a man makin' a rise the way things is now. Dunno what the

country's comin' to. I don't blame people for not givin' work when they got no work to give, but they might be

civil" he paused, and went on with his repast in silence for a minute. It required no great prescience to read

his thought. Man must be subject to sale by auction, or be a wearer of Imperial uniform, before the

susceptibility to insult perishes in his soul. "I been carryin' a swag close on twenty year," he resumed; "but I

never got sich a divil of a blaggardin' as I got this mornin'. Course, I'm wrong to swear about it, but that's a

thing I ain't in the habit o' doin'. It was at a place eight or ten mile down the river, on the Vic. side. I wasn't

cadging, nyther. I jist merely ast for worknot havin' heard about the Hs till afteran' I thought the

bloke was goin' to jump down my throat. I didn't ketch the most o' what he said, but I foun' him givin' me rats

for campin' about as fur off of his place as from here to the other side o' the river; an' a lagoon betwixt; an' not

a particle o' grass for the fire to run on. Fact, I'm a man that's careful about fire. Mind you, I did set fire to a

bit of a dead log on the reserve, but a man has to get a whiff o' smoke these nights, on account o' the

muskeeters; an' there was no more danger nor there is with this fire o' yours. Called me everything but a

"Possess your soul in patience. You have no remedy and no appeal till we gather at the river."

"O, I was in luck there. Jist after I heard about this sawmill bein' then on the Vic. sideI foun' a couple

o' swells goin' to a picnic in a boat; an' I told them I wanted to git across, an' they carted me over, an' no

"I know the Hs," I shouted. "When did you hear about them starting this sawmill?"

"O! this forenoon. I must ast you to speak loud. I got the misfortune to be a bit hard o' hearin'. Most people

notices it on me, but I was thinkin' p'r'aps you did n't remark it. It come through a cold I got in the head, about

"Well, it was this way. After the feller hunted me off of his place this mornin', who should I meet but a young

chap an' his girl, goin' to this picnic, with a white horse in the buggy. Now, that's one o' these civil,

goodhearted sort o' chaps you'll sometimes git among the farmers. Name o' Archie M. I dunno whether

you might n't know him; he's superintender o' the E Sunday School. Fact, I'd bin roun' with the H's

thresher at his ole man's place four years runnin'; so when he seen me this mornin', it was, 'Hello,

Andy!lookin' for work?' An' the next word was, 'Well, I'm sorry we ain't got no work for you'or words

to that effect'but,' says he, 'there's the Hs startin' a sawmill fifteen or twenty mile up the river, on the

other side. They won't see you beat,' says he, 'but if you don't git on with them,' says he, 'come straight back

to our place, an' we'll see about something,' says he. So I'm makin' my way to the sawmill."

"You're right. It's half the battle. Wust of it is, you can't stick to a mate when you got him. I was workin'

mates with a raw newchum feller las' winter, ringin' on the Yanko. Grand feller he wasname o'

Tombut, as it happened, we was workin' subcontract for a feller name o' Joe Collins, an' we was on for

savin', so we on'y drawed tuckermoney; an' beggar me if this Joe Collins did n't git paid up on the sly, an'

travelled. So we fell in. Can't be too careful when you're workin' for a workin' man. But I would n't like to be

in Mr. Joe Collins's boots when Tom ketches him. Scotch chap, Tom is. Well, after bin had like this, we went

out on the Lachlan, clean flyblowed; an' Tom got a job boundary ridin', through another feller goin' to

Mount Brown diggin's; an' there was no work for me, so we had to shake hands. I'd part my last sprat to that

"I believe you would. But I'm thinking of Joe Collins. To a student of nominology, this is a most unhappy

combination. Joseph denotes sneaking hypocrisy, whilst Collins is a guarantee of probity. Fancy the Broad

"Rakin' style o' dog you got there. I dunno when I seen the like of him. Well, I think I'll be pushin' on. I on'y

got a sort o' rough idear where this mill is; an' there ain't many people this side o' the river to inquire off of;

"Are you a smoker?" I asked, replenishing my own sagacious meerschaum. "Because you might try a plug of

Now that man's deafness was genuine, and I spoke in my ordinary tone, yet the magic word vibrated

accurately and unmistakably on the paralysed tympanum. Let your socalled scientists account for that.

"If you can spare it," replied the swagman, with animation. "Smokin's about the on'y pleasure a man's got in

this world; an' I jist used up the dust out o' my pockets this mornin'; so this'll go high. My word! Well, good

"Thou speakest wiser than thou art 'ware of," I soliloquised as I watched his retreating figure, whilst lighting

my pipe. "As the other philosopher, Tycho Brahe, found inspiration in the gibberish of his idiot companion,

so do I find food for reflection in thy casual courtesy, my friend. Possibly I have reached the highest point of

all my greatness, and from that full meridian of my glory, I haste now to my setting. From a

DeputyAssistantSubInspectorwith the mortuary reversion of the AssistantSubInspectorship

itselfto a swagman, bluey on shoulder and billy in hand, is as easy as falling off a playful moke. Such is

The longer I smoked, the more charmed I was with the rounded symmetry and steady lustre of that pearl of

truth which the swagman had brought forth out of his treasury. For philosophy is no warrant against

destitution, as biography amply vouches. Neither is tireless industry, nor mechanical skill, nor artistic

cultureif unaccompanied by that business aptitude which tends to the survival of the shrewdest; and not

even then, if a person's mana is off. Neither is the saintliest piety any safeguard. If the author of the

Thirtyseventh Psalm lived at the present time, he would see the righteous well represented among the

unemployed, and his seed in the Industrial Schools. For correction of the Psalmist's misleading experience,

one need go no further down the very restricted stream of Sacred History than the date of the typical Lazarus.

Continually impending calamities menace with utter destitution any given man, though he may bury his

foolish head in the sand, and think himself safe. There lives no one on earth to day who holds even the

flimsiest gossamer of security against a pauper's death, and a pauper's grave. If he be as rich as Croesus, let

him remember Solon's warning, with its fulfilmentand the change since 550 B.C. has by no means been in

the direction of fixity of tenure. Where are onehalf of the fortunes of twenty years ago?and where will the

other half be in twenty years more? Though I am, like Sir John, old only in judgment and understanding, I

have again and again seen the wealthy emir of yesterday sitting on the ashheap today, scraping himself

with a bit of crockery, but happily too broken to find an inhuman sneer for the vagrants whom, in former

days, he would have disdained to set with the dogs of his flock. I could write you a column of these emirs'

names. And if there is one impudent interpolation in the Bible, it is to be found in the last chapter of that

ancient Book of Job. The original writer conceived a tragedy, anticipating the grandeur of the Oedipus at

Colonos, or Learand here eight supplementary verses have anticlimaxed this masterpiece to the level of a

boys' novel. "Also the Lord gave Job twice as much as he had before," Tuttut! Job's human nature had

Is there any rich man who cannot imagine a combination of circumstances that would have given him

lodgings under the bridge?that may still do so, say, within twelve months? Setting my knighthood and my

soldiership aside, I can imagine a combination that would have quartered me in that airy colonnadenay,

that may do so before this day week; and my view of the matter is, that if I become not the bridge as well as

another, a plague of my bringing up! We are all walking along the shelving edge of a precipice; any one of us

And this is as it ought to be. Justice is done, and the sky does not fall. For, from a higher point of view, the

Sabians and Chaldeans of the present day don't dislocate society; they only alter the incidence of existing

dislocation; and all this works steadily towards a restorationif not of some old Saturnian or Jahvistic

Paradiseidyll, at least of a Divine intention and human ideal. Vicissitude of fortune is the very hand of "the

Eternal, not ourselves, that maketh for righteousness," the manifestation of the Power behind moral

evolution; and we may safely trust the harmony of Universal legislation for this antidote to a grievous

disease; we may rest confident that whilst this best of all possible worlds remains under the worst of all

possible managements, the solemn threat of thirtythree centuries ago shall not lack fulfilmentthe poor

shall never cease out of the land. And no man knows when his own turn may come. But all this is strictly

Collective humanity holds the key to that kingdom of God on earth, which clearsighted prophets of all ages

have pictured in colours that never fade. The kingdom of God is within us; our allembracing duty is to give

it form and effect, a local habitation and a name. In the meantime, our reluctance to submit to the terms of

citizenship has no more effect on the iron law of citizen reciprocity than our disapproval has on the process of

the seasons; for see how, in the great human family, the innocent suffer for the guilty; and not only are the

sins of the fathers visited upon the children, but my sins are visited upon your children, and your sins upon

some one else's children; so that, if we decline a brotherhood of mutual blessing and honour, we alternatively

accept one of mutual injury and ignominy. Eternal justice is in no hurry for recognition, but flesh and blood

will assuredly tire before that principle tires. It is precisely in relation to the palingenesis of Humanity that, to

the unseen Will, one day is said to be as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day. A Divine Idea

points the way, clearly apparent to any vision not warped by interest or prejudice, nor darkened by ignorance;

My reason for indulging in this reverie was merely to banish the thought of my late guest. (Of course, my

object in recording it here is simply to kill time; for, to speak like a true man, I linger shivering on the brink

of the disclosures to which I am pledged. I feel something like the doomed Nero, when he stood holding the

dagger near his throat, trying meanwhile to screw his courage to the stickingplace by the recitation of heroic

I did n't want to think of Andy personally. Intuition whispered to me that the swagman, who would have

parted his last sprat to a former mate, hadn't that humble coin in his pocket; whilst pursepride hinted that I

had four sovereigns and some loose silver in minenot to speak of �8 6s. 8d. waiting for me in Hay. If I had

allowed my mind to dwell on these two intrusive intimations, they would have seemed to fit each other like

tenon and mortice; though when the opportunity of making the joint had existed, a sort of moral laziness,

together with our artificial, yet not unpraiseworthy, repugnance to offering a money gift, had brought me out

rather a Levite than a Samaritan. In mere selfdefence, I would have been constrained to keep up a series of

general and impersonal reflections till the swagman lost his individualitysay, five or six hoursbut I was

rescued from this tyranny by the faint rattle of a buggy on the other side of the river. Idly turning my glass on

the two occupants of the vehicle, I recognised one of them as a familiar and valued frienda farmer, residing

five or six miles down the river, on the Victorian side. I rose and walked to the brink as the buggy came

"Hello! Collins. I thought you were way back. When did you come down? Why did n't you give us a call?"

"Yes, you can; easy enough. You can start off now. I'm going across here with Mr. G, to see some

sheep, but I'll be back toward sundown. I'll tell you how you'll manage: Follow straight down the road till you

come to the old horsepaddock, nearly opposite our place; then turn to your left, down along the fence"

"Yes; I know all about that. But you must come, Collins. There's a dozen things I want your opinion about."

"Indeed I appreciate your sensible valuation of me as a referee, Mr. B, but I must still decline. I wish I

"Well, I'll feel disappointed. So will Dick. Bytheby, Dick L has turned up again. He's at our place

"You would n't guess. He's been in the Holy Land. Poked about there for over six months."

"Yes; he's been a good deal in Jerusalem. He lived in Jericho for a month; but he spent most of his time at

"But I'm perfectly serious, Tom; I am, indeed. I thought you would like to have a yarn with Dick. His

"No; but I always get demoralised out back. Where were you saying I could get across the river?"

"I thought that would fetch the beggar," I heard B remark to his companion. And he was right. It would

Dick L, Mrs. B's brother, was a mine of rare information and queer experiences. Educated for the

law, his innate honesty had shrunk from the practice of his profession, and he had taken to rambling as people

take to drink, turning up at irregular intervals to claim whatever might be available of the �l2 10s. per quarter

bequeathed to him by his father. His strong point was finding his way into outlandish places, and getting

insulted and sat on by the public, and run in by the police. Apart from this speciality, he was one of the most

useless beings I ever knew (which is saying a lot). Some men, by their very aspect, seem to invite confidence;

others, insult; others, imposition; but Dick seemed only to invite arrest. When wellgroomed, he used to be

arrested in mistake for some bank defaulter; when ragged, he was sure to be copped for shoplifting,

pocketpicking, lack of lawful visible, or for having in his possession property reasonably supposed to have

been stolen. Therefore, honest as he was, he had been, like Paul, in prisons frequent. But, thanks to his

forensic training, these interviews with the majesty of the law seemed homely and grateful to him. He could

converse with a Bench in such terms of respectful camaraderie, yet with such suggestiveness of an Old Guard

in reserve, that his innocence became a supererogatory merit. Besides which, he had been, in a general way, a

servant of servants in every quarter of the globe, and had been run out of every billet for utter incompetency;

often having to content himself with a poor halfpennyworth of bread to this intolerable deal of sack. So he

enjoyed (or otherwise) opportunities of seeing things that the literary tourist never sees; and, being a good

talker, and, withal, a singularly truthful man, he was excellent and profitable company after having been on

"You know the old horsepaddock fence? Well, follow that down to the river, and just at the end of it you'll

find a bark canoe tied to the bank. Bark by name, and bark by nature. And you'll see a fencing wire lying in

the river, with the end fastened to a tree. When you haul the wire up out of the water, you'll find the other end

tied to a tree on this bank. Very complete rig. And, I say, Collins; mind you slacken the wire down from this

end after you get across, on account of steamers, and snags, and so forth, The canoe's dead certain to be on

your side of the river. It belongs to a couple of splitters, living in the horsepaddock hut; and they only use it

to come across for rations, or the like of that. Well, we'll be off, Mr. G. I'll see you again this evening,

The buggy rattled away through the redgums. I packed my things in a convenient hollow tree, and started

off down the river, followed by the slatecoloured animal that constantly loved me although I was poor.

About halfway to the horsepaddock, I was overtaken and passed by Arthur H, one of the two brothers

reported to be starting the sawmill; and I afterward remembered that, though we saluted each other, and

exchanged impotent criticisms on the weather, I had by this time obtained such ascendency over the

meddlesome and querulous part of my nature that I had never once thought of asking him if he had met Andy.

It must have been near six in the afternoon when I made my way down the steep bank to where the

aptlynamed bark was tied up. I soon pulled the slack of the wire out of the bed of the river, and made all

fast. Then it occurred to me that I might have a smoke whilst pulling across. My next thought was that I could

economise time by deferring this duty till I should resume my journey, with both hands at liberty. Forthwith,

I squatted in the canoe, and got under way, leaving Pup to follow at his own convenience.

In a former chapter I had occasion to notice a great fact, namely, that the course of each person's life is

directed by his everrecurring option, or election. Now let me glance at two of my own alternatives, each of

Three weeks ago (from the present writing) I had open choice of all the dates in twentytwo diaries. I

actually dallied with that choice, and inadvertently switched my loco. on to the line I am now faithfully,

though reluctantly, following. The doomladen point of time was that which marked the penning of my

determination; for a perfectlybalanced engine is more likely to go wandering off a straight line than I am to

Another indifferentlooking alternative was accepted when my guardian angel suggested a smoke while

crossing the river, and I declined, on the plea of haste. A picaninny alternative, that, you say? I tell you, it

proved an oldman alternative before it ran itself out. The filling and lighting of my pipe would have

occupied three or four minutes, and I should have seen an impending danger in time to guard against it. But I

shunted on to the wrong line, and nothing remained but to follow it out to a finish. You shall judge for

yourself whether even your own discretion and address could have carried the allotted trip to a less unhappy

Hand over hand along the wire, I had wobbled the bark to the middle of the stream, when I noticed, not fifty

yards away, a dead tree of twelve or fifteen tons displacement, en route for South Australia. Being about

nineteentwentieths submerged, and having no branches on the upper side, it would have passed under the

wire but for a stump of a root, as thick as your body, standing about five feet above the surface of the water,

on its forward end. In remarking that the tree was ong root, I merely mean to imply such importance in that

portion of its substance that it might rather be viewed as a root with a tree attached than as a tree with a root

There was not half enough time to pull the bark ashore and sink the wire, so I did the next best thing I could.

As the log approached, I carefully rose to my feet, and held the wire high enough to clear the root. Nearer it

came; it would pass the bark nicely within three or four feet; a few seconds more, and the root would glide

Pup had remained yelping and dancing on the bank for a few minutes after my embarkationthe kangaroo

dog having a charcoal burner's antipathy to the bathbut at last becoming desperate, he had plunged in, and

was rapidly approaching whilst I judiciously gauged the height of the root, and meanwhile balanced the

unsteady bark under my feet. When the root was within six inches of the wire, Pup's chin and forepaws were

on the gunwale; in three seconds more, I was clinging with one hand to the root, the other still mechanically

holding the tightening wire; Pup was making for the log; and the splitters' bark had gone to Davy Jones's

locker. In another halfminute, the wire parted, and Pup and I were deck passengers, ong root for the land of

I was no more disconcerted than I am at the present moment. I would go on to B's as if nothing had

happened; and put up with the inconvenience of swimming the river in the morning. In the meantime, though

I was well splashed, all the things in my pockets were dry. I particularly congratulated myself on the good

fortune of having been so close to the root at the Royal Georgeing of my bark. My barkwell, strictly

speaking, it was the splitters' bark; but accidents will happen; and I was certain that not a soul had seen me

My clothes were of the lightest. I took them off, and tied them in my handkerchief. I pounded a depression in

the package to fit the top of my head, and bound it there with my elastic belt, holding the latter in my teeth.

You must often have noticed that the chief difficulty of swimming with your clothes on your head arises from

the foreandaft surging of the package with each stroke. But nothing could have been more complete than

my arrangements as I slid gently into the water, and paddled for the Cabbage Garden shore.

When I had gone a few yards, my faithful companion, now left alone on the log, raised his voice in

"Come on, Pup!" I shouted, without looking round; and the next moment I felt as if a big kangaroo dog had

After returning to the surface and coughing about a pint of water out of my nose and ears, I looked uneasily

round for my cargo. It was nowhere to be seen. I swam back to the log, and stood on it to get a better view.

Good! there was the white, rounded top, an inch above the water, ten yards away. As I swam toward it, a

whirlpool took it under. I dived after it, struck it smartly with the crown of my head; and eventually returned

to the log, whence I watched for its reappearance above the slowlyswirling water. It never reappeared.

Following the sinuosities of the river, this must have been a mile and a half below the splitters'

crossingplace; and time had been passing, for there was the setting sun, blazing through a gap in the timber,

and its mirrored reflection stretching half a mile of dazzling radiance along a straight reach of the river.

Now, though the Murray is the most crooked river on earth, its general tendency is directly from east to west.

Would n't you, therefore if you were on a floating log, remote, unfriended, melancholy, slow; standing,

like the Apollo Sauroctones, with your hand on the adjacent stump, and, to enhance your resemblance to that

fine antique, clad in simplicity of mien and nothing elseif you were sadly realising the loss of your best

clothes, with all the things in the pockets, including a fairly trustworthy watchif, in addition to this, the

patient face of the spratless swagman was rising before you till you involuntarily muttered "O Julius Caesar!

thou art mighty yet!" and the nasty part of your moral nature was reminding you that you might have had

anything up to fourpoundsodd worth of heavenly debentures; whereas, having failed to put your mammon

of unrighteousness into celestial scrip, to await you at the end of your pilgrimage, you were now doubly

debarred from retaining it in your pilgrim's scrip, by reason of having neither scrip nor mammonunder

such circumstances, I say, would n't you be very likely to take the sunset on your left, and swim for the north

bank, without doing an equation in algebra to find out which way the river ought to run? That is what I did. It

never occurred to my mind that Victoria could be on the north side of New South Wales.

After shouting myself hoarse, and whistling on my fingers till my lips were paralysed, I brought Pup into

view on the south, and supposedly Victorian, bank, opposite where I had landed. By the time I had induced

him to take the water and rejoin me, the short twilight was gone, and night had set in, dark, starless, hot, and

And the mosquitos. Well, those who have been much in the open air, in Godiva costume, during opaque,

perspiring, November nights, about Lake Cooper, or the Lower Goulburn, or the Murray frontage, require no

reminder; and to those who have not had such experience, no illustration could convey any adequate notion.

Hyperbolically, however: In the localities I have mentioned, the severity of the periodical plague goads the

instinct of animals almost to the standard of reason. Not only will horses gather round a fire to avail

themselves of the smoke, but it is quite a usual thing to see some experienced old stager sitting on his

haunches and dexterously filliping his front shoes over a little heap of dry leaves and bark.

To return. The recollection of much worse predicaments in the past, and the reasonable anticipation of still

worse in the future, restored that equilibrium of temper which is the aim of my life; and I felt cheerful enough

as I welcomed my dripping companion, and, taking a leafy twig in each hand to switch myself withal, started

northward for the river road, which I purposed following eastward to where the pad branched off, and then

running the latter to my camp. Once clear of the river timber, and with the road for a base, the darkness, I

After half an hour's gliding through heavy forest, and cleaving my way through spongy reedbeds, and

circling round black lagoons, alive with the "plump, plump" of bullfrogs, and the interminable "rrrrr" of

yabbies, I found the river on my right, with a wellbeaten cattletrack along the bank. Here was something

definite to go upon. By keeping straight on, I must soon strike the old horsepaddock fence, where the

splitters used to keep their bark; and in an hour and ahalf more, I would be at my camp.

But the discerning reader will perceive, from hints already given, that, by following the cattle track, with the

river on my right, I was unconsciously travelling westward on the Victorian side, instead of eastward on the

New South Wales side. If the sky had cleared for a single instant, a glance at the familiar constellations would

After half a mile, the cattletrack intersected a beaten road, with the black masses of river timber still on the

right, and a wire fence on the leftas I found by running into it. Everything seemed unfamiliar and puzzling;

but I followed the road, looking out for landmarks, and zealously switching myself as I went along.

Soon I heard in front the trampling of horses, and men's voices in jolly conversation. I aimed for the sounds,

and, after running against a loose horse, feeding leisurely on the grass, I distinguished through the hot,

"Good evening, gentlemen," said I politely, switching myself as I spoke. "Could you give me some idea of

the geography"I got no farther, for a colt that one of the fellows was riding suddenly shied at me and

followed up the action by bucking his best. Upon this, the loose horse presented himself, cavorting round in

senseless emulation, while the other two horses swerved and tried to bolt. All this took place in half a minute.

The rider of the colt was taken by surprise, but he was plucky. Though losing not only his stirrups but his

saddle with the first buck, he spent the next couple of minutes riding all over that colt, sometimes on his ears,

and sometimes on his tail. But this sort of thing could n't lastit never does lastso, after hanging on for

about twenty seconds by one heel the fellow dismounted like a barrowload of sludge. During this time, I

saw nothing of the two other men, but I could hear them trying to force their excited horses toward the spot

where I was skipping round, ready to catch the colt on the moment of his discharging cargo.

On making the attempt, I missed the bridle in the dark; and away shot the colt in one direction, and the loose

"Gosh, you'd win it if it was twenty," responded another voice from the ground close by.

"There goes his moke!" said the first voice. "Come and jam the beggar against the fence, or he'll be off to

glory." And away clattered the the two horsemen after the wrong horse; Jack following on foot.

Noticing their mistake, I cantered hopefully after the colt, thinking to obtain a favourable introduction to Jack

by restoring the animal; but in a few minutes I lost the sounds, and abandoned the pursuit. Then, after

More voices, a short distance away, and straight in front. Judging them to come from some vehicle travelling

at a slow walk along the edge of the timber, I posted myself behind a tree, and waited as patiently as the

"Now you need n't scandalise one another," said a pleasant masculine voice. "You're like the pot and the

kettle. You're both as full of sin and hypocrisy as you can stick. Six of one, and halfadozen of the other. I

would n't have believed it if I had n't seen it with my own eyes. You've disgraced yourselves for ever. Who

the dickens do you think would be fool enough to marry either of you after the way you've behaved

"Keep yourselves in that mind, for goodness' sake. I'm disgusted with you. Why, only last Sunday, I heard

your two mothers flattering themselves about the C girls knowing too much; and I'll swear you've both

"It's my place to be a bit rowdy," replied the superior sex. "It's part of a man's education. And I don't try to

look as if butter would n't melt in my mouth. You're just the reverse; you're hypocrites. 'Woe unto you

hypocrites!' the Bible says. But it's troubling me a good deal to think what your mothers'll feel, now that

"I always thought you were too honourable to do such a thing, Harry," remarked the other.

"Well, now you find your mistake. But this is not a question of honour; it's a question of duty."

"I'll be a meaner wretch before another hour's over. Go on, Jerry; let's get it past and done with."

"Duty, Annie, duty. On you go, Jerry, and let's get home. This is painful to a cove of my temperament."

During this conversation, I had become conscious of standing on a populous antbed; and, not wishing to

lose the chance of an interview with Harry, I had retreated in front of the buggy till a second tree offered its

friendly cover. Jerry's head was now within two yards of my ambush, and, peeping round, I could make out

"Well, I'll tell you what I'll do," said Harry, stopping the horse: "If each of you gives me a kiss, of her own

good will, I'll promise not to tell. Are you on? Say the word, for I'll only give you one minute to decide."

"I think it's about the only thing we can do. We would never be let come out again."

There was perfect silence for a minute. My tree was n't a large one, and the near front wheel of the buggy was

almost against it. Not daring to move hand or foot, I could only wish myself a rhinoceros.

"Come on how?" asked Harry innocently. "Look here: the agreement is that each of you is to give me a kiss,

"O, you horrid wretch! Do you think we're going to bemean ourselves? You're mighty mistaken if you do."

"We're not frightened of you now," remarked one of the voices complacently, whilst I threw myself on the

ground, and rolled like a liberated horse. "If you dare to say one single word, we'll just expose your shameful

proposal. You mean wretch! you make people think it's safe to send their girls with you, to be insulted like

"Expose away. And don't forget to mention that you both agreed to the shameful proposal. I'll tell your

mothers that I made that proposal just to try you, and you consented on condition of me keeping quiet. You're

both up a tree. 'Weighed in the balances, and found wanting. Mene, Mene, Tekel Upharsin.' Go on, Jerry, and

"What do you think, Annie?" asked one of the voices, whilst I made for my third tree.

"He's the meanest wretch that ever breathed," replied the other vehemently. "And I always thought men was

"Quite likely," replied Harry. "When a girl's gone cronk, like you, she must expect to see white things darting

By this time, the buggy had disappeared in the darkness. I heard it stop; then followed, with slight intervals,

"Over again. You'll have to alter your hand a bitboth of youor we'll be here all night. Slower, this time."

Once more the sounds were repeated; then the buggy started, and Harry's voice died away in the distance to

an indistinct murmur, as he reviled the girls for this new exhibition of their shamelessness.

Whilst undecided whether to follow the buggy any further, I saw a light on the other side of the road. Making

my way toward it, I crossed a logandchock fence, bounding a roughly ploughed fallow paddock, and then

a tworail fence; wondering all the while that I had never noticed the place when passing it in daylight. At

last, a quarter of a mile from the road, a white house loomed before me, with the light in a front window. I

opened the gate of the flower garden, and was soon crouched under the window, taking stock of the interior.

A middleaged woman was sitting by the table, darning socks; and at the opposite side of the lamp sat a

fullgrown girl, in holiday attire, with her elbows on the table and her fingers in her hair, reading some

illustrated journal; while a little boy, squatted behind the girl's chair, was attaching a possum's tail to her

Like Enoch Arden (in my own little tinpot way) I turned silently and sadly from the window, for I was n't

wanted in that company. I thought of going round to the back premises in search of a men's hut; but before

regaining the gate, I trod on a porcupine cactus, and forgot everything else for the time. Then, as I lay on the

ground outside the gate, caressing the sole of my foot, and comforting myself with the thought that a brave

man battling with the storms of fate is a sight worthy the admiration of the gods, a white dog came tearing

round from the back yard, and rushed at me like a coming event casting its shadow before.

"Soolim, Pup!" I hissed. That was enough. Pup's colour rendered him invisible in the dark, and his

staghound strain made him formidable when he was on the job. The office of a chuckerout has its duties,

as well as its rights; and in half a minute that farm dog found that one of these duties demanded a

manysided efficiency with which Nature had omitted to endow him. He found that, though the stereotyped

tactics of worrying, and freezing, and chawing, were good enough as opposed to similar procedure, they

became mere bookish theories when confronted with the snapping system. Eviction becomes tedious when

the intruder's teeth are always meeting in the hind quarters of the ejecting party; and the latter can neither get

Of course, I fanned the flame of discord as well as I could, hoping that some one of my own denomination

would come out to see what was the matter. But no: the parlour door opened, Mam came out to the gate, and,

in the broad bar of light extending from the door, I saw her pick up a clod, and aim it at the warclouds,

rolling dun. I was crouching some yards away to one side, but the clod crumbled against my ear. Then the

storm of onesided battle went raging round the back premises, as the farm dog returned to tell Egypt the

story. Mam retreated from the gate in haste, and for a minute or two there was a confused clatter of voices in

the house, and some opening and shutting of doors. Then all was silent again. Presently Pup returned, and

accompanied me back to the road, carrying something which I ascertained to be a large fowl, plucked and

Musing on the difficulties of this Wonderland into which, according to immemorial usage, I had been born

without a rag of clothes, I waited for Pup whilst he ate his fowl, and then again pressed forward, alert and

vigilant, as beseemed a man scudding under bare poles through an apparently populous country, which by

I had managed to put another mile between myself and my camp, when two horsemen met and passed me at a

canter, singing one of Sankey's Melodies. I made a modest appeal, but they didn't hear me, and so passed on,

Then I saw, a long way ahead, the lamps of an approaching vehicle, and at the same time, I heard, close in

front, the trampling of horses, and voices raised in careless glee. I headed straight for the horses. As I neared

them, the laughing and chatting ceased, and I was about to open negotiations when a woman's awestricken

Before the last syllable had left her lips, that white thing was receding into the darkness, like a comet into

space. The party stopped for a minute, and then went on, conversing in a lower tone.

More pilgrims of the night. This time, the slow footfalls of horses, and a low, inarticulate murmur of voices,

out in front and a little to the left, gave me fresh hope. Warned by past failures, I thought best to forego the

erect posture to which our species owes so much of its majesty. I therefore dropped on allfours and went

like a tarantula till I distinguished two horses walking slowly abreast, jammed together; the riders presenting

an indistinct outline of two individuals rolled into one; and it was from this amalgamation that the low,

pigeonlike murmurs proceeded. An instinct of delicacy prompted me to pause, and let the Siamese twins

pass in peace; but, unfortunately, I happened to be straight in the way, and just as I started to creep aside, one

of the horses extended his neck, and, with a low, protracted snore, touched me on the back with the coarse

velvet of his nose. Then followed two quick snorts of alarm; the horses shied simultaneously outward, while

down on the ground between them came two souls with but a single thud, two hearts that squelched as one. In

spite of the compunction and sympathy I felt, modesty compelled me to glide unobstrusively away, leaving

the souls to disentangle themselves and catch their horses the best way they could.

By this time, the buggy lamps had approached within fifty yards. Knowing how dense the outside darkness

would appear to anyone in the vehicle, I made a circuit, and got round to the rear. It was a singleseated

buggy, with a white horse, travelling at a walk; and, in the darkness behind the lamps, two figures were

discernible. I followed a little, to hear them introduce themselves. They did so as follows:

Why, the district was fairly bristling with this class of people! I had never seen anything like it, except in the

There was more of it, but it fell unheeded on my ears. I paused, and thought vehemently. The white horse in

the buggy, and Archie M, Superintendent of the E Sunday School, with his girl! No wonder I had

met so many people, and all going in the same direction. They were the sediment of the picnic party,

returning from their orgy. Here was the lost chord. The whole truth flashed upon me. Now, the solid earth

wheeled rightabout face; east became west, and west, east. I recognised the Victorian river road, because I

saw things as they were, not as I had imagined themthough, to be sure, I still saw them as through a glass,

My worldlywise friend, let us draw a lesson from this. If you have never been bushed, your immunity is by

no means an evidence of your cleverness, but rather a proof that your experience of the wilderness is small. If

you have been bushed, you will remember how, as you struck a place you knew, error was suddenly

superseded by a flash of truth; this without volition of judgment on your part, and entirely by force of a

presentation of fact which your own personal errorhowever sincere and stubbornhad never affected, and

which you were no longer in a position to repudiate. It has always been my strong impression that this is very

much like the revelation which follows deaththat is, if conscious individuality be preserved; a thing by no

But if, after closing our eyes in death, we open them on an appreciable hereafterwhether one imperceptible

fraction of a second, or a million centuries, may interveneit is as certain as anything can be, that, to most of

us, the true east will prove to be our former southwest, and the true west, our former northeast. How many

socalled virtues will vanish then; and how many objectionable fads will shine as with the glory of God?

This much is certain: that all private wealth, beyond simplest maintenance, will seem as the spoils of the

street gutter; that fashion will be as the gilded fly which infests carrion; that "sport" will seem folly that

would disgrace an idiot; that military force, embattled on behalf of Royalty, or Aristocracy, or Capital, will

seem like Well, what will it seem like? Already, looking, or rather, squinting, back along our rugged

and random track, we perceive that the bloodiest battle ever fought by our badlybushed forefathers on

British soiland that only one of a series of twelve, in which fathers, sons, brothers, kinsmen, and

fellowslaves exterminated each otherwas fought to decide whether a drivelling imbecile or a shameless

lecher should bring our said forefathers under the operation of I Samuel, viii. (Read the chapter for yourself,

my friend, if you know where you can borrow a Bible; then turn back these pages, and take a second glance

at the paragraphs you skimmed over in that unteachable spirit which is the primary element of

ignorancenamely, those reflections on the unfettered alternative, followed by rigorous destiny.)

Much more prosaic were my cogitations as I followed the buggy, keeping both switches at work. According

to the best calculation I could make, I had ten or twelve miles of country to recross, besides the river; and,

having no base on the Victorian side, it was a thousand to one against striking my camp on such a night. Of

course, I might have groped my way to B's place; but if you knew Mrs. B's fatuous appreciation of

dilemmas like mine, you would understand that such a thing was not to be thought of. I preferred dealing

with strangers alone, and preserving a strict incognito. However, a pair of I must have, if nothing

"Leave your buggy, and come alone!" I shouted, careering in a circular orbit, with the light at my very heels.

"Well, I must say you're hard to please, whoever you are," remarked Archie, stopping the horse. "Hold the

"Don't know, sweetest. Sounds like the voice of one crying in the wilderness." And the light flashed on him

"What on earth's the matter with you?" asked Archie, addressing the darkness in my direction.

"Don't go, I tell you, Archie!" And in the bright light of the off lamp, I saw her clutch the after part of his coat

"Don't leave me, Archie. I'm frightened. Just a few minutes ago, I saw a white thing gliding past."

"Spectral illusion, most likely. There was a hutkeeper murdered here by the blacks, thirty years ago, and

they say he walks occasionally. But he can't hurt you, even if he tried. Now let go, sweetest, and I'll say

"Archie, you're cruel; and I love you. Don't leave me. Fnnn, ehnnn, ehnnn!" Sweetest was in tears.

"This is ridiculous!" I exclaimed. "Come on, Archie; I won't keep you a minute. The mountain can't go to

Mahomet; and to state the alternative would be an insult to your erudition. Come on!"

"O, Archie, let's get away out of this fearful place," sobbed the wretched obstruction. "Do what I ask you this

"Well, mind you don't forget when the fright's over," replied Archie, resuming his seat. "That poor beggar has

something on his mind, whoever he is; but he'll have to pay the penalty of his dignity."

"Too true," said I to myself, as Archie started off at a trot; "for the dignity is like that of Pompey's statue, 'th'

austerest form of naked majesty'a dignity I would gladly exchange for what Goldsmith thoughtlessly calls

I followed the buggy at a Chinaman's trot, thinking the thing over, and switching myself desperately, for the

night was getting hotter and darker, and mosquitos livelier. You will bear in mind that I was now retracing

Keeping on the track which skirted the river timberthe cool, impalpable dust being grateful to my bare

feetI heard some people on horseback pass along the parallel track which ran by the fence. Demoralised by

the conditions of my unhappy state, I again paused to eavesdrop. Good! One fellow was relating an anecdote

suited to gentlemen only. Thanking Providence for the tendency of the yarn, I darted diagonally across the

clearing to intercept these brethren, and was rapidly nearing the party, when Pup, thinking I was after

something, crossed my course in the dark. I tripped over him, and landed some yards ahead, in one of the five

patches of nettles in the county of Moira. By the time I had cleared myself and recovered my equanimity, the

A few minutes afterward, I became aware of the footfalls of a single horse, coming along behind me at a slow

trot. I paused to make one more solicitation. When the horseman was within twenty yards of where I stood,

he pulled up and dismounted. Then he struck a match, and began looking on the ground for something he had

dropped. The horse shied at the light, and refused to lead; whereupon, after giving the animal a few kicks, he

threw the reins over a post of the fence close by, and continued his search, lighting fresh matches. Assuming

an air of unconcern, so as to avoid taking him by surprise, I drew nearer, and noted him as a large, fair young

With that peculiar form of rudeness which provokes me most, he flashed a match on me, instead of replying

"Are you satisfied?" I asked sardonically, switching myself the while, and still capering from the effect of the

He darted towards his horse, but before he reached the bridle my hand was on his shoulder.

"I want your ," I replied sternly. "I'm getting full up of the admiration of the gods; I want the admiration

of my fellowmen. In other words, I'm replete with the leading trait of Adamic innocence; I want the sartorial

concomitants of Adamic guilt. Come! off with them!" and with that I snapped the laces of his balmorals; for

he had sunk to the ground, and was lying on his back. "And seeing that I may as well be hanged for a whole

suit as for a pair of , I'll just take the complete outer ply while my hand's in; leaving you whatever may

be underneath. Let me impress upon you that I don't attempt to defend this action on strictly moral grounds,"

I continued, peeling off his coat and waistcoat with the celerity ot a skilful butcher skinning a sheep for a bet.

"I think we may regard the transaction as a pertinent illustration of Pandulph's aphorismto wit, that 'He

who stands upon a slippery place, makes nice of no vile hold to stay him up.' When the hurlyburly's done, I

must get you to favour me with your address, so that" Here my antagonist suddenly gave tongue.

During an eventful life, I have frequently had occasion to observe that when woman finds herself in a tight

place, her first impulse is to set the wild echoes flying; whereas, man resists or submits in silence, except,

perhaps, for a few bad words ground out between his teeth. Therefore, when the legal owner of

thewhich I was in the act of unfastening, suddenly splintered the firmament with a doublebarrelled

screech, the thought flashed on my mind that he was one of those De Lacy Evanses we often read of in

novels; and in two seconds I was fifty yards away, trying to choose between the opposing anomalies of the

case. A little reflection showed the balance of probability strongly against a disguise which I have never met

with in actual life; but by this time I heard the clatter of horses' feet approaching rapidly from both sides. The

prospective violation of my incognito by a haphazard audience made my position more and more admirable

from a mythological point of view, so I straightway vaulted over the fence, and lay down among some

Within the next few minutes, several people on horseback came up to the scene of the late attempted outrage.

I can't give the exact number, of course, as I could only judge by sound, but there might have been half a

dozen. A good deal of animated conversation followedsome of it, I thought, in a feminine voicethen the

whole party went trampling along the fence, close to my ambush, and away out of hearing.

The mosquitos were worse than ever. I pulled two handfuls of crop to replace the switches I had thrown away

on attempting to cajole the Chevalier d'Eon out of his . My mind was made up. I would solicit this

impracticable generation no longer. I would follow the river road for eight or ten miles, and then wait in some

secluded spot for the first peep of daylight. I began to blame myself for not having gone straight on when

Archie unconsciously gave me my longitude. To get home in the dark was, of course, entirely out of the

I was pacing along at the double, when a lighted window, a couple of hundred yards from the road, attracted

my attention. Like Frankenstein's unhappy Monster, I had a hankering, just then, for human vicinity; though,

like It, I met with nothing but horrified repulse. You will notice that Mrs. Shelley, with true womanly

delicacy, avoids saying, in so many words, that the student omitted to equip his abnormal creation with a pair

of . But Frankenstein's oversight in this matter will, I think, sufficiently account for that furtive

besiegement of human homes, that pathetic fascination for the neighbourhood of man, which so long refused

to accept rebuff. With , man is whole as the marble, founded as the rock, as broad and general as the

casing air. Without , unaccommodated man is no more but such a poor, bare, forked animal as thou art.

Thestandard is the Labarum of modern civilisation. By this sign shall we conquer. Since that night by

the Murray, methinks each pair ofI see hanging in front of a draper's shop seems to bear aright, IN HOC

SIGNO VINCES! scrolled in haughty blazonry across its widest part. And since that time, I note and

condemn the unworthy satire which makes the somnambulistic Knight of La Mancha slash the wine skins in

nothing but an under garment, "reaching," says one of our translations, "only down to the small of his back

behind, and shorter still in front; exposing a pair of legs, very long, and very thin, and very hairy, and very

dirty." Strange! to think that man, noble in reason, infinite in faculty, and so forth, should depend so entirely

Approaching the house, I judged by the style of window curtains that the light was in a bedroom. I made my

"A most poor man, made tame by Fortune's blows," I replied humbly. "Is the boss at home?"

"I'll let the dog loose!that's what I'll do! I got him here in the room with me; and he's savage!"

"Heaven pity them, then," I murmured sorrowfully; and I went round to the back yard, in hope of finding

I was on my way back to the road when I saw another lighted window. The reason I had seen so few lights

was simple enough. As a rule, farmers' families spend their evenings in the back dining room; and the front of

the house remains dark until they are retiring for the night, when you may see the front bedroom window

Turning toward the new beacon, I waded through a quarter of a mile of tall wheat, which occasionally

eclipsed the light. When I emerged from the wheat, the light was gone. However, I found the house, and went

prowling round the back yard till I roused two watchdogs. These faithful animals fraternised with Pup,

while I prospected the premises thoroughly, but without finding even an empty cornsack, or a dry barrel

In making my way back to the road, I noticed, far away in the river timber, the red light of a campfire. This

was the best sight I had seen since sunset. Some swagman's camp, beyond doubt. I could safely count on the

occupier's hospitality for the night, and his help in the morning. If he had any spare , I would borrow

them; if not, I would, first thing in the morning, send him cadging round the neighbourhood for castoff

clothes, while I sought easewithdignity in his blanket. This was not too much to count on; for I have yet to

find the churlish or unfeeling swagman; whereas, my late experience of the respectable classes had not been

Encouraged by this brightening prospect, I crossed the road and entered on the heavy timber and broken

ground of the river frontage. But all preceding difficulties, in comparison with those which now confronted

me, were as the Greek Tartarus to the Hebrew Tophet. So intense was the darkness in the bush that I simply

saw nothing except, at irregular intervals, the spark of red fire, often away to right or left, when I had lost my

dead reckoning through groping round the slimy, rotten margins of deep lagoons, or creeping like a native

bear over fallen timber, or tacking round clumps of prickly scrub, or tumbling into billabongs. I could show

you the place in daylight, and you would say it was one of the worst spots on the river.

Still, in pursuance of my custom, I endeavoured to find tongues in the mosquitos (no difficult matter); books

in the patches of cuttinggrass; sermons in the Scotch thistles; and good in everything. Light and

Darkness!aptest of metaphors! And see how the symbolism permeates our language, from the loftiest

poetry to the most trifling colloquialism. "There is no darkness but ignorance," says the pleasantest of stage

fools; "in which thou art more puzzled than the Egyptians in their fog." And what manylanguaged millions

of passably brave men have sympathised with Ajax in his prayernot for courage or strength; he had those

alreadynot for victory; that was outside the province of his interferencebut for light to see what he was

No obligatory track so rugged but man, if he be any good at all, may travel it with reasonable safety, in a

glimmer of light. And no available track so easy but man, however capable, will blunder therein, if he walks

in darkness; nay, the more resolute and conscientious he is, the more certainly will he stub his big toe on a

root, and impale his open, unseeing eye on a dead twig, and tread on nothing, to the kinking of his neckbone

And Light, which ought to spread with precisely the rapidity of thought, is tardy enough, owing solely to lack

of receptivity in its only known medium, namely, the human subject. Butand here is the oldman fact of

the agesLight is inherently dynamic, not static; active, not passive: aggressive, not defensive. Therefore, as

twice one is two, the momentum of Light, having overborne the Conservatism of the Paleolithic, Neolithic,

and other unpronounceable ages, has, in this 19th century, produced a distinct paling of the stars, with an

opaline tint in the east. And, as a penny for the first nail, twopence for the second, fourpence for the third, and

so on, amounts to something like a million sterling for the set of horseshoes, so the faint suggestion of dawn

observable in our day cannot do otherwise than multiply itself into sunshine yet. Meantime, happy insect is

he whose luminosity dispels a modicum of the general darkness, besides shedding light on his own path as he

Here I trod on something about as thick as your wristsomething round and smooth, which jerked and

wriggled as my weight came upon it. I rose fully three feet into the air without conscious effort, and

thenceforth pursued my difficult way with a subjective discontent which, I fear, did little honour to my

philosophy; thinking, to confess the truth, what an advantage it would be if man, figuratively a mopoke,

could become one in reality when all the advantage lay in that direction; also, feeling prepared to wager my

official dignity against a pair ofthat Longfellow would never have apostrophised the welcome, the

thriceprayedfor, the most fair, the bestbeloved Night, if he had known what it was to work his passage

through pitchblack purgatory, in a state of paradisenudity, with the incongruity of the association pressing

It was about threequarters of a mile from the edge of the timber to the fire; and I should think it took me an

hour to perform the journey. It was a deserted fire, after all, and nearly burnt out; but I soon raised a good

smoke, and had relief from the mosquitos. The passage from the road had given me enough of exploring for

the time; so I parted the fire into three lots, and, piling bark and rubbish on each, lay down between them, to

It may surprise the inexperienced reader to know that I had often before found myself in a similar state of

nature, and in far more prominent situations. I had repeatedly found myself doing the block, or stalking down

the aisle of a crowded church, mid nodings on, and had wakened up to find the unsubstantial pageant faded,

and my own conspicuousness exchanged for a happier obscurity. So, throughout the trying incidents of the

evening I have recalled, the hope of waking up had never been entirely absent from my mind; and now, as I

lay drowsing, with Pup beside me, and not a mosquito within three yards, it occurred to me that if I did n't get

out of the difficulty by waking up, I would get out of it some other way. Philosophy whispered that all

earthborn cares were not only wrong, but unprofitable. Though I had inadvertently switched my little engine

on to the wrong line when I postponed my intended smoke, and had so lost the clothes which evidently went

so far toward making the man, it would be true wisdom to accept the consequent kismet, and wait till the

clouds rolled by. The end of the section could n't be far ahead. Sufficient unto the day And I dropped

Here the record properly ends. I have faithfully recounted the events of the 9th of November, at what cost to

my own sensibilities none but myself can ever know. But the one foible of my life is amiability; and, from the

first, I had no intention of breaking off abruptly when my promise was fulfilled, leaving the reader to

conclude that I woke up at my camp, and found the whole thing a dream. The dream expedient is the mere

romancist's transparent shiftand he is fortunate in always having one at command, though transparency

should, of course, be avoided. The dreamexpedient vies in puerility with the hero's rescue of the heroine

from deadly perila thing that has actually happened about twice since the happilynamed, and no less

happily extinct, Helladotherium disported itself on the future site of Eden. I am no romancist. I repudiate

Therefore, though legal risk here takes the place of outraged sensibility, I shall proceed with the record of the

next day, till my loco. reaches the end of the current section. By this largehearted order of another herring,

the foolish reader will be instructed, the integrity of narrative preserved, and the linked sacrifice long

drawnout. And if, in the writing of annotations yet to come, the exigencies of annalism should demand a

repetition of this rather important favour, I may be trusted to grant it without fishing for compliments, or in

any way reminding the recipient of his moral indebtedness. I can't say anything fairer than that.

It was good daylight when I woke, a little chilled and smarting, but otherwise nothing the worse. Let me

endeavour to describe the scene which I stealthily, but carefully, surveyed during the next few minutes. The

Victorian river road, running east and west, lay about threequarters of a mile to the south. North and west, I

could see nothing but heavy timber and undergrowth. The eastern prospect was more interesting. Within

twenty yards of my lair, a long, deep lagoon lay north and south, the intervening ground being covered with

whipstick scrub. Beyond the lagoon, a large promontory of red soil, partly cultivated and partly ringed,

projected northward from the road into the State Forest. Beyond this, still eastward, the river timber again

A roomy homestead, with smoke issuing from one of the chimneys, stood almost opposite my point of

observation, and about a hundred yards distant, whilst a garden occupied the space between the house and the

lagoon. At the north side of the garden, the lagoon was divided by a dry isthmus. The nearer boundary fence

of the farm, halfburied in whipstick scrub, ran north and south along the edge of the lagoon, the lower line

of gardenfence forming part of it; and a gate opposite the isthmus afforded egress to the river frontage.

Again, opposite my fire, but considerably to the right, a deep, waterworn drain came down from the table

land into the lagoon; and between this drain and the house stood a little, old, sootylooking strawstack,

worn away with the DukeofArgyle friction of cattle to the similitude of a monstrous, blacktopped

mushroom. The stack was situated close to the drain, something over a hundred yards from the house, and

about the same distance from my camp. The paddock intersected by the drain was bare fallowthat is, land

ploughed in readiness for the next year's sowing. There were several other old strawstacks on different parts

Away beyond the farm, two or three miles up the main road, and just to the right of the river timber, I

recognised the F's Arms Hotel. B's place lay beyond, and to the right, but shut out of view by a

paddock of green timber. The sight of the pub.a white speck in the distancesuggested to my mind an

We read that Napoleon Bonaparte, on the eve of signing his first abdication, walked restlessly about, with his

hands behind his back, muttering, "If I only had a hundred thousand men!" Similarly, as I contemplated that

pub., I muttered, "If I only had a handful of corks!" Ay, if! My prototype wanted the men to abet him in

maintaining his Imperial dignity, whilst I wanted the corks to assist me in carryingout an enterprise

attempted by a good many people, from Smerdis to Perkin Warbeck, namely, the personation of Royalty.

Something similar, you see, even apart from the fact that neither of us found any truth in Touchstone's

Nice customs curtsey to great kings. Jacky XLVIII, under whose mild sway I have spent many peaceful

years, wears clothes exactly when it suits his comfort. When his royal pleasure is to emulate the lilies of the

field, he simply goes that way; thus literally excelling Solomon in all his glory. The Evolution of Intelligence

has stripped him of every other prerogative; but there its strippingpower ends, and his own begins. European

monarchs will do well to paste a memorandum of this inside their diadems, for, let them paint an inch thick,

to this favour they must come at last. Howevers that is their business. My own Royal master can still do no

wrong in arraying himself in any one of his three changes of attirethe puton, the takeoff, or the

gonakedand if I could only counterfeit his colour for a few hours, I would stalk majestically to my camp,

caparisoned in the lastnamed regalia, and protected by the divinity that doth hedge a king. But I had no

The homestead was cheerful with voices which reached my ambush clearly, though unintelligibly, through

the still morning air. At last I saw a woman advance toward the edge of the fallow, and stand for a minute

facing the direction of the old strawstack; then she looked over her shoulder toward the house, and called

"Can any of you see Jim comin' with that horse? Father'll be ready in a minute, and then there'll be ructions."

Mam went back to the house, and the boy followed her. Here was my opportunity. The topography of the

place was so perfectly suited to the simplest plan of campaign that it may suggest to the suspicious reader a

romancist's shift, diaphanous as the "woven wind" of Dacca. Let me repeat, then, that such a flimsy thing is

Availing myself of the abundant cover of whipstick scrub, I made my way down to the lagoon, swam silently

across, darted along the drain in a stooping position, till I could "moon" the house with the old stack, and

finally took my post in a convenient recess on the side of the stack farthest from the house. Sure enough,

there was a cattletrack across the fallow and a culvert on the drain close to my refuge. Jim would soon be

coming down that track toward the house. And, as my unhappy condition might appear more compatible with

the nature of an alien than of a Britisher, I would accost him with a slight foreign accent, state my difficulty,

and ask him, pour l'amour de Dieu, to bring me a pair of his . My name would be Frongswaw Bongjoor.

I sat down with my back against the stack to recover breath, for already Jim was in sight, approaching at an

easy gallop, and in two minutes was within fifty yards. Then hope for a season bade the world farewell, and a

cold shiver ran down my spine. Horrorstricken, but without moving from my niche, I desperately tore down

handfuls of Irish feathers from the overhanging eave, to form a sort of screen; for "Jim" was a magnificent

young woman, riding barebacked, la clothespeg; the fine contour of her figure displayed with an

amazonian audacity which seemed to make her nearly as horrid as myself. My brow was wet with honest

sweat whilst, from the poor concealment already described, I watched her swing the horse aside from the

culvert, and send him at the drain: and, with that dangerbegotten fascination by trifles which, in situations

like mine, you must often have experienced, I noticed her pliant waist spring in easy undulation to the horse's

flying leap. And so, with that thick cable of platted hair flapping and surging down her back, she vanished

from the scene. She was a phantom of delight, when first she gleamed upon my sight; but the revulsion of

It was some minutes before I became my own philosophic self again. Then I crept to the corner of the stack,

and reconnoitred the homestead. Near the backdoor, Jim had just saddled the horse, and, with the near flap

resting on her head, was taking up the slack of the girth with her teeth, whilst her left hand, grasping the rein

close to the horse's mouth, prevented the animal from taking a piece out of her. Presently Dad trotted out of

the house and took possession of the horse, while she stepped back a pace. Then she seemed to say something

of great pith and moment, for Dad paused, evidently questioning her. At last he returned hastily into the

I made an effort to concentrate my remnant of faith on a double event, namely, that he would n't delay long,

and that he would come my way when he started. He, at least, was a man and a brother. I would interview

Faith scored. He didn't delay long, and he came my way straight. But he came on foot, and he came with a

gun; speaking over his shoulder to Jim as he bustled past. Even in the distance, I fancied her attitude was that

of a girl who had imprudently set in motion a thing that she was powerless to stop.

I could n't believe in the reality of the spectacle. But the illusion was there, palpable enough; and it consisted

chiefly of a determinedlooking man hurrying toward the stack, his right hand on the lock of a long duck

gun, his left partly along the barrel, and the cheek of the stock resting against his hip. Beyond doubt he was

after something, and beyond doubt he meant mischief. I glanced behind me, and round the expanse of bare

fallow, but there was n't even a magpie in sight. At the same time, the sportsman's general bearing, his

depressed head and downward vigilance, showed that he was stalking ground game, and was n't interested in

anything perched on the stack. This was apparent to me by the time he had got within thirty or forty yards,

and was holding the gun ready to clap to his shoulder. Also I noticed that several other women had joined

Jim, and were watching his progress. Having now approached within pointblank range, he deployed to the

Of course, you would have rushed him; you would have wrenched the gun from his grasp, and broken it

across your knee; you would have despoiled him of his , and cuffed him home with ignominy. Yes, I

What I actually did, however, was to make two kangaroorat springs, which landed me in the bottom of the

drain. I called to mind that, less than halfway down to the lagoon, I had noticed a deep, narrow, miniature

ravine, eaten into one side of the drain by a tributary channel, and well sheltered by the foliage of large docks,

now run up to seed. In thirty seconds, I was rustling into this friendly cover. There my confidence speedily

returned, and, raising my head among the seeding stems, I noted the guerilla tactics of that white savage.

Still holding his weapon at the ready, he had circled round the stack till his view commanded all its recesses.

Then he looked up and down the drain, peered under the culvert, and cast his eye across the fallow in every

direction. Apparently satisfied, he threw the gun on his shoulder, and started off toward the lower end of the

garden. I saw him disappear in the whipstick scrub, between the garden and the lagoon; then I backed out into

But I could gain nothing by staying there, and just as little by going back to my camp; whereas from the stack

I could see any advantage that might offer itself, either about the house or across the lagoon. And, logically,

the stack ought now to be one of the safest places in the province. So I returned to my old post, and, almost

I was just in time to catch occasional glimpses of Dad's head above the foliage of the fruit trees, as he rode

down along the farther side of the garden to the dry crossing in the lagoon; and presently I saw him go up the

opposite bank, and disappear in the scrub. Another instance of erratic shunting on my part. If I had stayed at

my camp, I might have accosted him on neutral ground, without his gun, and with his mind unpoisoned by

any of Jim's hysterical imaginings. What on earth had she told him about me? She had certainly told him

Just at this moment, the sun, which had risen behind a dense bank of clouds, suddenly burst forth. The

colourless monotony of the scene flashed into manytinted loveliness under the magic pencils of golden

light; and, against the sombre background of river timber, a pair of white , hanging, with other drapery,

A lifelong education, directing the inherent loyalty of human nature, invests anything in the shape of national

or associational bunting with a sacredness difficult to express in words. Loyalty to something is an ingredient

in our moral constitution; and the more vague the object, the more rabid will be our devotion to the symbol.

Any badge is good enough to adore, provided the worshipper has in some way identified the fetish with

himselfanything, from the standard of St. George to the "forky pennon" of Lord Marmion; from the

Now, with insignia, as with everything else, it is deprivation only that gives a true sense of value; and,

speaking from experience, I maintain that even the British Flag, which covers fabulous millions of our

fellowworms, dwindles into parochial insignificance beside that forky pennon on the farmer's clothesline,

which latter covers, in a far more essential manner, onehalf of civilised humanity. Rightly viewed, I say,

that doublebarrelled ensign is the proudest gonfalon ever kissed by wanton zephyrs. Whoop! Vive Les

! Thou sun, shine on them joyously! ye breezes, waft them wide! Our glorious Semper eadem, the

There was no time to lose. The bifurcated banner might be taken into the house at any moment. In the

meantime, several sharpeyed women were unwittingly maintaining a sort of doginthemanger guard over

their alien flag. Theto him who can wear them, thought I. I must give this garrison an alerte, though I

should have to sacrifice the old strawstack. 'Tis dangerous when the baser nature comes between the pass

and fell incensed points of mighty opposites: the old strawstack is the baser nature; the mighty opposites are

Few men, I think, have a healthier hatred of incendiarism than I have. This hatred dates from my eleventh

year, or thereabout; when I was strongly impressed by a bushfire which cleaned the grass off half the

county. The origin of that fire still remains a mystery, though all manner of investigation was made at the

time; one of the most dilligent inquirers being a boy of ten or twelve, who used to lie awake half the night,

wondering what could be done to a person for trying to smoke a bandicoot out of a hollow log, without

But now it was a choice between the old strawstack and my citizenship, and the former had to go. I am

aware, of course, that the Law takes no cognisance of dilemmas like mine, and has no manly scruple against

raking up old grievances that would be better forgotten; but, as I said before, Come on with your clue.

Embittered though I was by Abraham's idea of hospitality, I still felt some lingering scruple as my order of

battle unfolded itself in detail. Every great operation, as well as every small or middlesized one, consists of

details, as a circle consists of degrees; and the person responsible for the grand enterprise must unavoidably

be responsible for its most uninviting detail. The details of a deathpenalty, for instance, are revolting

enough; and here you must judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment. You must

perceive that the white hands of the ultrarespectable judge are the hands which reeve the noose; which

adjust the same round the neck of the man (or woman); which pull down the nightcap; which manipulate the

lever; and which, if necessary, grip the other person's ankles, and hang on till he is deaddeaddeadand

the Lord has mercy on his soul. It is as unreasonable to despise M. de Melbourne, or M. de Sydney, for his

little share in a scragging operation as it would be to heap contumely on comp. or devil because of this

Having, in the present instance, no subordinate to carry out my details, I realised their unpleasantness, even

whilst speciously justifying the enterprise as a whole. Further provocation was required to overcome my

aversion to the dirty work; and this provocation was forthcoming in ample measure.

I had withdrawn from the corner of the stack into my nook, to lay a few plans, and to hastily review the ethics

of the matter; now I crept back to feast my eyes once more on the , before making my

coupdeclothesline. But another object met my sight first; and I nearly fainted. When I recovered myself, a

few minutes later, I was in the lagoon. I daren't swim across, for I would have been in full view from the

stack. A cluster of leafy reeds, growing in two feet of water, and the same depth of slimy, bubblecharged

mud, was the nearest cover; and in the midst of this I cowered, hardening my heart against society, and

watching Jim herself as she tripped blithely past the end of the stack, and looked into my recess. It seemed

incredible; and yet, in spite of the cold and misery and difficulty of the situation, I could n't wake up to find

I always make a point of believing the best where women are concerned, and I had been prepossessed in Jim's

favour; yet it now seemed to me that if she had been worthy of her high calling, she would have brought that

pair of white off the line, with, perhaps, a supplementary garment or so, and modestly left them in the

drain, instead of thus seeking further occasion against me. She looked under the culvert, across the paddock,

and toward the lagoon, as Abraham had done, then walked round the stack, and finally returned home by the

lower end of the garden, even pausing to look over the picket fence, and scanning right and left as she entered

Enough, and to spare, thought I. These barbarians have given me the sign of their Order; now let me respond

with the countersign. Not without practical protest shall I die a nude fugitive on their premises; and not if I

The intervening garden and whipstick scrub effectually concealed my movements from the enemy as I

recrossed the lagoon, and made my way with all speed to the unfurnished lodgings I had occupied on the

preceding night. There I selected a piece of thick bark, about the size of your open hand, and solid fire for

half its length. I swam the lagoon with this in my teeth, and in a few minutes more had buried it in the

broken, halfdecayed straw at the base of the stack. Then I returned along the drain, but instead of crossing

the lagoon, sneaked through the thick fringe of whipstick scrub to the lower end of the garden, and there

I had to wait a good while. The old strawstack wasn't in sight from my post; and I began to think I should

Then followed sundry little yelps of surprise from the women; and, after giving them a start of a minute or

two, I went loping round the lefthand side of the garden, and into the back yard. Before the enemy's

vanguard reached the stack, I had captured the flag that braved a thousand years, and applied it to its proper

use. I also made free with another banner, which I tucked into the former. I was like the man who wrapped

Glancing into the combined kitchen and diningroom, I saw a row of wooden pegs along the wall, with

several coats and hats hanging thereon I appropriated only an old wideawake, shaped like a lampshade,

even to the aperture at the top; and from three pairs of boots under the sofa, I chose the shabbiest. Astonished,

like Clive, at my own moderation, I next rummaged all the most likely places in search of a pipe and tobacco,

but without avail. I even extended my researches into the pantry, and thence into the sacred precincts of the

front parlour. But the tobaccofamine raged equally everywhere. The place was a residence, but by no stretch

The side window of the parlour looked toward the conflagration; and there I counted four women, one

halfgrown girl, and a little boy. Three of the women, to judge by their gestures, were laughing and joking,

whilst the fourth, and most matronly, was talking to the others over her shoulder as she turned her steps

Then I bethought myself of Dugald Dalgetty's excellent rule respecting the provant, and reentered the

kitchen. Early though it was, the breakfastthings had been cleared away; so I took the lid off the boiler

under the safe, in search of the cake which ought to be kept there. But the house was afflicted with

cakefamine too. However, having no time to foolaway, and being constitutionally anything but an epicure,

I just helped myself to the major part of a dipper of milk which stood on the dresser, then secured a scone and

Eating these out of my hand, I departed without ostentation; reflecting that it was better to be at the latter end

of a feast than the beginning of a quarrel; and pervaded by a spirit of thankfulness which can be conceived

only by those who have undergone similar tribulation, and experienced similar relief. Relief! did I say? The

There is a storybearing the unmistakable earmark of a lie, and evidently not a translation from any other

languageto the effect that once a British subject, in a foreign land, was taken out to be shot, just for being

too good. Pinioned and blindfold, he stood with folded arms, looking with haughty unconcern down twelve

riflebarrels, all in radial alignment on his heart of oak. Twelve foreign eyes were drawing beads on the

dauntless captive, and twelve foreign fingers were pressing with increasing force on the triggers, when a

majestic form appeared on the scene, and, with the motion of a woman launching a quilt across a wide bed,

the British Consul draped the prisoner from head to foot in the Union Jack! That's all. The purpose of the lie

is to convey the impression that it is a grand thing to be covered by the flag of Britain; but give me the forky

Cardinal Wolsey, you may remember, as a consequence of putting his trust in princes, found himself at last so

badly treed that his robe and his integrity to heaven were all he dared now call his own. The effect was a

peace above all earthly dignities. So with me, but in larger beatitude. Having my and my integrity to

heaven, I found myself overflowing with the sunny selfreliance of the man that struck Buckley.

And before you join the hueandcry against the "barbarous incendiary" of the Express, just put

yourself in my place, and you won't fail to realise what a profitable transaction it was to get a puris

naturalibus lunatic clothed and in his right mind by the sacrifice of a mere eyesore on a farm. The old

strawstack was n't worth eighteen pence, but I would gladly have purchased its destruction with as many

poundsto be paid, say in nine monthly instalments. To be sure, it did n't belong to me; but then, neither did

Crossing the dry place in the lagoon, I dived into the whipstick scrub and turned northward, intending to get

across the river as soon as possible, and follow up the New South Wales side to my camp. I should have

beenwell, not exactly happy; having taken degrees in philosophy which place me above a state fit only for

girlsI should have been without a ripple on my mirrored surface, but I was n't. Serenely sufficient as I felt,

and fit for anything, some ingredient seemed lacking in my fennelwreathed goblet. There was a vacant chair

somewhere in my microcosm. I knew I was forgetting somethingbut how could that be, when, in the most

Thus musing, I had gone through half my provant; now I turned round to give the rest toAh! where was

Pup? I knew he had followed me on my first journey up the drain, but I had n't seen him since, and had been

too busy to notice his absence. He would probably be at the farmhouse. I must get my clothes changed, and

It was about a mile and a half northward to the river. Before reaching it, I saw, crossing the flat in the

direction of the Victorian river road, a swagman whom I recognised in the distance as my friend Andy. In

casual surprisefor, as you may remember, I had last seen him on the New South Wales side, eight or ten

miles away, and going in the opposite directionI went on without exchange of greeting. Shortly afterwards,

I came plump upon Abraham, sitting on his horse, and talking to a young fellow with an axe on his shoulder.

I respectfully swerved aside, not wishing, in this particular case, to come under the provisions of that unsound

Presently I became aware of the jingle of a horsebell, and the smoke of a campfire; and, close to the river, I

found a tilted springcart, near which an elderly man, with tattooed arms, sat on a log, enjoying his

After the usual civilities, I reinforced my provant by a pannikin of tea, some fried fish, and a slice off the

edge of a damper which rivalled the nether millstone in more than one respect; thus assuring myself that I had

attained Carlyle's definition of a man: "An omnivorous biped that wears ." Meanwhile, in response to

my host's invitation to tell him what I was lagged for, I explained that I was travelling; my horses were on the

other side of the river; I had come across to see a friend, had been bushed all night, and wanted to get back.

He could manage the river for me, he said. He followed fishing and duckshooting for a living; but there was

so many informers about these times that a man had to keep his weathereye open if he wanted to use a net or

a puntgun. People needn't be so particular, for there was ole Q had been warning and threatening him

yesterday, and here was the two young Qs out this morning at the skreek of daylight, falling redgum

spars to build a big shed, and the ole (man) out on horseback, picking the best saplings on the river. Ole

Q was a J.P. His place was just across the flat, with a garden reaching down to the lagoon. Q

After breakfast, the old fellow furnished me with smokingtackle, and paddled me across the river. During

the passage, for want of something else to say, I mentioned to him that I had seen Andy crossing the flat,

apparently from his camp. He explained that the swagman had been on his way to a new sawmill, the day

before, but had met one of the owners, who told him the mill would n't start till after harvest, and promised

him work on the farm in the meantime. So Andy, on his return journey, had seen the outlaw's fire in the dusk;

and, after some onesided conversation across the river, the latter had ferried him over, and entertained him

for the night. I mention this merely to show with what waste of energy the socalled sundowner often hunts

for work, particularly if he happens to be the victim of any physical infirmity.

On reaching the north bank, I reminded the old fellow that I wanted to return byandby to look after a dog I

had lost when I was bushed; and he promised to bring his skiff for me when I would singout.

In a couple of hours I was at my camp. In another fifteen minutes I was arrayed in my best and only. Shortly

afterward, my horses were equipped, and Cleopatra being in fine trim, was bucking furiously in the sandbed

where I had mounted. In an hour and a half more, I had unsaddled and hobbled both horses on a patch of

good grass, nearly opposite where the springcart stood. My persecuted acquaintance, in response to my

cooee, appeared with his skiff, and ferried me over. Then I hurried across the flat, to the residence of Mr.

It could n't have been later than halfpastone when I walked up along the garden fence, and approached the

door of the kitchen. A modest looking and singularly handsome girl had just filled a bucket of water at the

waterslide, and was hammering the peg into the barrel with an old polepin. I recognised her as Jim, and

"Good day to you, ma'am," said I affably. "Sultry weather is n't it? I'm looking for a big blue kangaroo dog,

She hesitated a moment. "You better see my father. He's at dinner. Will you come this way, please."

I followed her into the parlour. In passing through the kitchen, I noticed that dinner was over, and a second

young womanapparently the original owner of my bootswas disposing the crockery on the dresser. In

the parlour, Mr. Q, a man of overpowering dignity, redolent of the Bench, and, as I think, his age some

fifty, or by'r lady inclining to threescore, was dining in solitary grandeur, waited on by young woman number

"Good day, sir," said I, with a respectful salaam. "Have I the honour of addressing Mr. Q?"

"I'm looking for a dog I lost last night, or this morning; a big blue kangaroo dog, with a"

"I must apologise for not having given my name at first. My name is Collinsof the New South Wales Civil

"Leave the apartment, Naomi," said the magistrate loftily. "Now, Mr. Collins," he continued, pouring out a

glass of wine, and holding it between his eye and the light; "I want to ask you"he drank half the wine, set

the glass on the table, and leisurely wiped his mouth with his serviette"I want to ask you"he paused

again, pursed his lips, and placed his forefinger against his temple"I want to ask you how you come to

imply that the dog is here? 'Information received' was your statement. Be precise this time, Mr. Collins. I'm

"Very good, indeed! At what time did he see the dog? Be punctual, Mr. Collins. Punctuality implies truth."

"Describe him! If I described him ever so accurately, you would n't know him from Adam," I replied sharply,

and withal truthfully. "Is my dog here, Mr. Q ? If he is, I'll take him, and go. I don't want to be trying

"You've got at it first try. I should say you've struck his height to about a sixteenth of an inch."

"Your description's wonderfully correct, Mr. Q. You might, without libel, call him a sansculotte."

"Do you imply a sarcasm?" inquired the J,P. darkly. "I would n't do so if I was you. I'm not thinking about

your dog. You and your dog! I'm thinking about a valuable stack of hay I had burnt this morning; and you've

give me a clue to the incendiary." He paused, to let his words filter in. "You done it without your knowledge,

Mr. O'Connell," he continued pompously, again holding up his glass to the light.

In the silence that ensued, I could hear the murmur of the girls' voices about the house, and the irregular

ticking of two clocks; while there dawned on my mind an impression that somebody had fallen in the fat.

"So far as the loss goes, that gives me no inconvenience, though it might break a poorer man. I been burnt

"And then I could afford to offer a hundred notes for the apprehension of the offender, before the ashes was

"But mightn't this last affair be an accident, Mr. Q? A horse treading on a match for instance? I think

you ought to make strict inquiries as to whether any horse, or cow, or anything, passed by the stack shortly

"I know my own business, Mr. O'Connor," he replied severely. "I been the instigation of bringing more

offenders, and vagabonds, and that class of people, to justice than anybody else in this district. If I'd my way,

"I admire your principles, Mr. Q; and you may count upon my assistance in this matter. Bytheway,

"I was talking to you about this stackburning affair," interposed the beak. "I'm annoyed over it. I been on the

wrong lay, so to speak, all this morning; but that never lasts long with me. I got the perpetrator in my eye

now, in his naked guilt; and, take my word for it, Mr. Connor, I'll bring him to book. I'll make an example of

him. I'll make him smoke for it. It was an open question this forenoon; but to show how circumstantial

evidence sort of hems in a suspected partywhy, here I can lay my hand on the very man; and, what's more,

he can't get out of it. I can point out the very mark of his body, where he slep' at a fire among the whipstick

scrub, just across that lagoon. And a party I'm acquainted with seen him yesterday afternoon, some distance

up the river, on the other side; and I seen him this morning, crossing the flat here, more or less about the time

the fire was noticed. What do you think of that for circumstantial evidence, Mr. Connelly? And in addition to

this, I can point out his incentivewhich I prefer to hold in reserve for the present. He might think his

incentive justifiable; but the Bench might differ with him." And El Corregidor held me with his glittering eye

"I beg your pardon, Mr. Q," said I, clearing my throat. "I can't help taking a certain interest in this

matter. Would it be impertinent in me to ask who the person was that saw the suspected incendiary up the

"I've no objection to answer your question, Mr. Conway. I quite expect you to take a strong interest in the

matter. In fact, I'll require to know something of your whereabouts after you leave my premises. I think you'll

be wanted over this affair. The party that seen the incendiary yesterday was Mr. H, of H

"No; Mr. Arthur H. Very respectable man, having personal knowledge of the incendiary." Again the

J.P. sipped his wine; and the girls' voices murmured, and the clocks ticked, and the hens clucked in the yard;

also, the magpies tootled beyond the lagoon, and a couple of axes sounded faintly across the flat; and I even

heard, through the open window, the noise of some old backdelivery chattering through a crop of hay on an

adjacent farm. "Give me your address," continued Mephistopheles, replenishing his glass. "Writingmaterial

I wrote my name and official title, giving our departmental office in Sydney as a fine loose postal address,

and laid the paper on the table beside the magnate. It reminded me of old times, when my Dad used to send

me to bring him the strap. It was time to shake my faculties together, for ne'er had Alpine's son such need.

"I've made a study of law, myself, Mr. Q," I remarked thoughtfully. (This was perfectly true, though, in

the urgency of the moment, I omitted to add that my researches had been confined to those interesting laws

which govern the manifold operations of Nature). "I've made a special study of law; and I think you will

agree with me that a successful criminal prosecution is a Pyrrhic victory at best. At worstthat is, if you fail

to prove your case; and, mind you, it's no easy matter to prove a case against a wellinformed man by

circumstantial evidence aloneif you fail to prove your case; then it's his turn, for malicious prosecution;

and you can't expect any mercy from him. When you think your case is complete, you find the little hitch, the

little legal point, that your opponent has been holding in reserve. Now, you 're a gentleman of substance, Mr.

Q.You're a perfect target for a man that has studied law." I paused, for I noticed the Moor already

changing with my poison. "By heaven! I'd like to have a shot at you for a thousand!" I continued, eyeing him

"One of the obstacles in a position like mine is the thing you just implied, Mr. Connellan," responded the

waywode, almost deferentially. "Same time, this case ought to be followed up, for the sake of the public

weal. As valuable as the stack was, I don't give that for it." And he snapped his finger and thumb.

"You may be morally certain of the identity of the scoundrel, but your proofs require to be legally

impregnable," I continued, pressing home where he had disclosed weakness of guard. "I know a very

respectable mana Mr. Johnsonwho dropped something over a thousand in a case similar to this. The

scoundrel was a deep subject; and he got at Johnson for false imprisonment. These roving characters can

always get up an alibi, if they're clever. Excuse my meddling in this case, Mr. Q, but you've interested

me strongly. You have evidence that this suspected incendiary was seen somewhere down the river

yesterdayor up the river was it?and you saw him somewhere here, this morning. Very well. Would the

two descriptions of dress and deportment tally exactly with each other, and with the appearance of the person

whom, independently of that evidence, you know to be the perpetratorI mean the scoundrel of the

campfire? Consider the opening for an alibi there! You hold the incentive in reserve, I think you said?

"It don't take much incentive to be sufficient for a vagabone without a shirt to his back" replied the ratepayer,

"True," I conceded; "but, 'Seek whom the crime profits,' says Machiavelli. What profit would it be to such a

"The propertied classes is at the mercy of the thriftless classes," he remarked, with martyrpride.

"But incendiarism! Mr. Q," I urged in modest protest. "Why, the whole country lives by the farmer: and

"We won't argy the matter, Mr. Collingwood," replied my antagonist, lowering his point. "Possibly I won't

trouble you any further over this affair. Your business keeps you on the move," he continued, looking at the

paper beside him; "and it might be difficult to effect service. You want your dog. Go into the kitchen; inquire

for Miss Jemima, and tell her I authorise her to give you the dog. And a very fine dog he is."

"Good day," replied the boyard, acknowledging my obeisance by a wave of his hand.

It was a near thing, but I had scored, after all. You can't beat the pocketstroke. Passing through the kitchen, I

"Are you Miss Jemima?" I asked, in the tone you should always use towards women.

"Come this way, then, please." There was a slight flush of vexation on the girl's face now. And, indeed, it was

scarcely fair of Dogberry, when his own soft thing had fallen through, to make Jim cover his dignified retreat.

With deepening colour, she led the way to the stable, and opened a loosebox, disclosing Pup, crouched,

sphynxlike, with a large bone between his paws. The red collar was gone; and he was chained to the manger

by a hamestrap. Of course, I did n't blame the franklin, nor do I blame him now; rather the reverse. There

seems something touching and beautiful in the thought that respectability, at best, is merely poisednever

hard home; and that our clay will assert itself when a dog like Pup throws himself into the other scale. But I

could feel the vicarious crimson spreading over Jim's forehead and ears as I unbuckled the hamestrap, whilst

vainly ransacking my mind for some expression of thanks that would n't sound ironical. A terrible tie of

sympathetic estrangement bound this sweet scapegoat and me asunder, or divided us together; and each felt

that salvation awaited the one who spoke first, and to the point or rather, from the point. All honour to Jim;

"His proper name is 'The Eton Boy'," replied the wretch wretchedly. And neither of us could see anything in

But the tension was relaxed; and, leaving the stable together, we gravely agreed that a thunderstorm seemed

to be hanging about. Still a new embarrassment was growing in the girl's face and voice, even in the uneasy

"Father's not himself today," she continued hastily. "He blames us for burning an old strawstack; and I'm

sure we never done it. Mother's been at him to burn it out of the way this years back, for it was right between

the house and the road; and it was '78 straw, rotten with rust. But I'm glad we did n't take on us to burn it, for

father's vowing vengeance on whoever done it; and he's awful at finding out things."

"Mr. Q mentioned it to me," I replied, with polite interest. "But don't you think it seems a most unlikely

thing for a stranger to do? Perhaps some of your own horses or cattle trod on a match that Mr. Q had

"That couldn't be; for father never allows any matches about the place, only them safety ones that strikes on

"Not a soul. I was past there myself, not twenty minutes before we seen the fire; but I was going middling

smart, and I did n't see anybodynothing only Morgan's big white pig, curled under the edge of the stack,

that always jumps out of the sty, and comes over here, and breaks into our garden. Well, father's always

threatening to shoot that pig; and me, never thinking, I told him it was there; and he got his gun and went

after it; and us in a fright for fear he would find it, but he did n't. Then when we seen him well out of sight, I

went over to the stack quietly, to shoo the pig home, but it was gone; and there was no sign of fire then, and

nobody in sight. Then my sisters and me was just starting out to the milkingyard, and mother had begun to

take the things off the line, when little Enoch seen the fire. We couldn't make it out at all; and I examined up

and down the drain for bootmarks, but there was none. And just before you come, I picked up the track of

the horse I was riding, to see if his feet had struck fire on anything; but I was as wise as ever."

"No; he's barefooted all round. Well, he trod on a piece of a brick, near the corner of the garden; but the fire

"Very. I wonder would there have been such a thing as a broken bottle anywhere about the stack, Miss

Q? The sun came out unusually strong this morning, I noticed; and it's a wellknown scientific fact that

the action of the solar rays, focussed by such a medium as I have suggested, will produce ignitionprovided,

"Why, gold has been melted in four seconds, silver in three, and steel in ten, under the mere influence of the

sun's heatrays, concentrated by a lens"she shivered, and I magnanimously withheld my hand. "If this

hypothesis should prove untenable," I continued gently, "we may assume spontaneous ignition, produced by

chemical combination. Nor are we confined to this supposition. Silex is an element which enters largely into

the composition of wheaten straw; and it is worthy of remark that, in most cases where fire is purposely

generated by the agency of thermodynamics, some form of silex is enlistedflint, for instance, or the

silicious covering of endogenous plants, such as bamboo, and so forth. A theory might be built on this."

"It seems very reasonable, sir," she murmured. "Anyway, I'm glad the old stack's out of the road. The place

"Well, I won't keep you out in the sun," said I reluctantly. "Good bye, Miss Q. And I'm very much

"Oh, don't mention it! I'm sure we're very happy to"she hesitated, blushing desperately.

"I might see you again, some time," I remarked, almost unconsciously, as our fingers met.

"Goodbye." The word sounded like a breath of evening air, kissing the sheoak foliage.

Then the maiden with the meek brown eyes, and the pathetic evidence of Australian nationality on her upper

lip, returned to her simple duties. And the remembrance of Mrs. Beaudesart came down on me like a

But my difficulties were over for the time being. My loco. had jolted its way over the rough section, carrying

away an obstruction labelled V.R., and had reached the next points. I was still two or three days ahead of my

official work; and there had happened to be a stray halfcrown in the pocket of the spare oriflamme I had

unfurled at my camp. Should I push on to Hay on the strength of that halfcrown, draw my �8 6s. 8d., and

send my clothier a guileful letter, containing a moneyorder for, say, thirty shillings? This would test his

awfulness at finding out things, besides giving myself, morally, a clean bill of health. Or should I first walk

I decided on the latter line of action, and followed it withWell, at all events, I have the compensating

consciousness of a dignity uncompromised, and a nonchalance unruffled, in the face of Dick's really

interesting descriptions of Southeastern Tasmania. Concerning my lapse of engagement on the previous

evening, I merely remarked that the default was caused my circumstances over which

I spent a couple of days, besides Sunday, at B's place; while the fisherman kept an eye on my horses. I

helped B to work out a new and rotten idea of a windmill pump; Dick handing me things, and holding

the other end. On the first afternoon, a couple of hours after my arrival, I drove into for some blacksmith

work; and, whilst it was being done, I looked in at the Express office, and had a gossip with Archimedes on

And now, whilst duly appreciating the rectitude of soul which has carried me through this trying disclosure,

you will surely condone the obscurity in which I have been compelled to envelop all names used herein.

SUN. DEC. 9. Dead Man's Bend. Warrigal Alf down. Rescue twice. Enlisted Terrible Tommy.

NOW what would your novelist rede you from that record, if he had possession of my diary? Something

mysterious and momentous, no doubt, and probably connected with buried treasure. Yet it is only the abstract

and brief chronicle of a fair average day; a day happy in having no history worth mentioning; merely a

drowsy morning, an idle midday, and a stirring afternoon. Life is largely composed of such uneventful days;

How easy it is to recall the scene! The Lachlan river, filled by summer rains far away among the mountains,

to a width of something like thirty yards, flowing silently past, and going to waste. Irregular areas of lignum,

hundreds of acres in extent, and eight or ten feet in height, representing swamps; and long, serpentine reaches

of the same, but higher in growth, indicating billabongs of the river. The river itself fringed, and the adjacent

low ground dotted, with swamp box, river coolibah, and redgumthe latter small and stunted in

comparison with the giants of its species on the Murray and Lower Goulburn. On both sides of the river, far

as the eye can command, extend the level plains of black or lightred soil, broken here and there by clumps

and belts of swamp box, now cut off from the line of the horizon by the quivering, glassy stratum of the lower

And where the boundary fence of Mondunbarra and Avondale crosses the plain, is seen a fair example of the

miragethat phenomenon so vaguely apprehended in regions outside its domain, and so little noticed where

repetition has made it familiar. But there it is; no smokylooking film on the plain, no shimmering distortion

of objects in middledistance, but, to all appearance, a fine sheet of silvery water, two hundred yards distant,

about the same in average width, and halfamile in length from right to left. Both banks are clearly defined;

irregular promontories jut far out into the smooth water from each side; and the boundary fence crosses it,

post after post, in diminishing perspective, like any fence standing in shallow, sunlit water. The most critical

and deliberate examination can no more detect evidence of phantasy in the unreal water than in the real fence.

The mirage is one of Nature's obscure and cheerless jokes; and in this instance, as in some few others, she is

beyond Art. She even assists the illusion by a very slight depression of the plain in the right place. In fact, an

artist's picture of a mirage would be his picture of a levelbrimmed, unruffled lake; also, the most skilful

wordpainter, in attempting to contrast the appearance of water with that of its facsimile, would become as

confused and hazy as any clergyman taxed to differentiate his creed from that of the mollah running the

opposition. And Nature, in taking this mirthless rise out of the spectator, never repeats herself in the

particulars of distance, area or configuration of her simulacre; it may be a mere stripe across the roadthe

brown, sinuous track disappearing beneath its surface, to reappear on the opposing shoreit may be no

larger than a good gilgie; or it may be the counterfeit presentment of a sheet of water, miles in extent, though

A hot day is not an imperative condition of the true mirage; but the ground must be open plain, or nearly so;

the atmosphere must be clear, and the ground thoroughly dry. It is worthy of notice that horses and cattle are

entirely insusceptible to the illusion. Another fact, not so noteworthy in view of the general perversity of

inanimate things, is, that you never see a mirage when you are watching for it to decide an argument. It

always presents itself when you have no interest in it. In this quality of irredeemable cussedness it resembles

the emu's nest. No one ever found that when he was looking for it; no one ever found it except he was in a

raging hurry, with a long stage to go, and no likelihood of coming back by the same route.

To complete the picturewhich I want you to carry in your mind's eyeyou will imagine Cleopatra and

Bunyip standing under a coolibahstanding heads and points, after the manner of equine mates; each

switching the flies and mosquitos off his comrade's face, and shivering them off such parts of his own body

as possessed the requisite faculty. And in the centre of a clear place, a couple of hundred yards away, you

may notice a bullockwagon, apparently deserted; the heavy wooltarpaulin, dark with dust and grease,

thrown across the arched jigger, forming a tent on the body, and falling over the wheels nearly to the ground,

yet displaying the outline of the Sydney patternwhich, as every schoolgirl knows, differs from that of

In the foreground of this picture, you may fancy the present annalist lyingor, as lying is an ill phrase, and

peculiarly inapplicable just herewe'll say, reclining, pipe in mouth, on a patch of pennyroyal, trying to

reperuse one of Ouida's novels, and thinking (ah! your worship's a wanton) what a sweet, spicy, piquant

thing it must be to be lured to destruction by a tawnyhaired tigress with slumbrous dark eyes. No such

Such, then, was my benevolent and creditable allotment, such my unworthy vagary, at the time this record

opens. I had camped in the Dead Man's Bend late on the previous evening, had wakenedup a little after

sunrise, and turned out a little after eleven. Then a dip in the river, to clear away the cobwebs, and a breakfast

which, if not hightoned in its accessories, was at least enjoyed at a fashionable hour, had made me feel as if

I wanted a quiet smoke out of the gigantic meerschaum which I unpack only on special occasions, and

But the austere pipe resented this unworthy alliance so strongly that, for peace sake, I had to lay aside the

literary DeadSeaapple. Then I remembered the official letter I had received on the previous day. I had

merely glanced over it before acting on the orders it contained; now I reopened the document, and

pharisaically contemplated the childlike penmanship and Chaucerlike orthography of my superior

Haveing got 3 months leave of Abscence you are hereby requested to be extra atentive to the Interests of the

Dept not haveing me to reffer to in Cases of difeculty or to recieve instructions from me which is not

practicacable on account of me being in the other Colonys. I write this principaly to aquaint you

Communication from Mr Donaldson Mr Strong Mr Jeffrey representives will meet you at Poondoo on

monday 10 prox re matter in dispute. Keep this apointment without fail comunnicate with central Office

I was now on my way to keep the "apointment." I was still about twenty miles from Poondoo; and the next

day would be "monday 10 prox." I intended to start again at about two o'clock; so I had still a couple of hours

to spend in what civilians call rest, and soldiers, fatigue; whilst studying such problems as might present

themselves for solution. Pup was safe by my side, and I had nothing to trouble myself about. A thought of the

transitoriness and uncertainty of life did occur to me, as it has done to thinkers and nonthinkers of all ages;

but I deftly applied the reflection to my superior officer, and so turned everything to commodity.

The unfortunate young fellow, I thought, is a confirmed invalid, sure enough. A trip round the colonies may

liven him up a bit, or, on the other hand, it may not; and, if he returns, it is to be hoped that kind hands will

soothe his pillow, and so forth; and when, with dirges due, in sad array, they have performed the last

melancholy offices, I trust that some one will be found to dress, with simple hands, his rural tomb. I would do

it myself, for, as the poet says, "Ah, surely nothing dies but something mourns." A sweet fancy, but not so

Somebody calling from the other side of the river; probably some forlorn and shipwreck'd brother, looking

for his mates The cognate reflection, namely, that nothing withdraws but it leaves room for a successor.

And this successorthus favoured by a Providence which has kindly supervised the fall of the antecedent

sparrowwill be entitled to live in a fourroomed weatherboard house, with the water laidon, and a

flowergarden up to the footpath, and a few silverpencilled Hamburgs in the back yard, and everything

Peace! peace! Oresteslike, I breathe this prayer. Thy comrades are sleeping; go sleep thou with

themThe thought of the dove that has suggested this fairy picture of the dovecote. And something

tells me that Jim Quarterman is not likely to forget a certain cavalier who called one day about a dog.

Doubtless her memory holds him enshrined as a person of scientific attainments and courtly address; offering

a contrast, I trust, to the uninteresting hayseeds who have come under her purview. And will he not come

again? Yea, Jim, mystery and revelation as thou art! he will come again, to lay at thy shapely and substantial

Ay, lay thee down and roarOf an AssistantSubInspectorship. Ah, Jim! tentatively beloved (so to

speak) by this solitary, but by no means desolate, heart!setting aside the rises I would take out of thy

artlessness, and the way I would whip thy simplicity with my fine wit till thou wert as crestfallen as a dried

pearI confess a spontaneous thought associated with the mental cartedevisite of thy wholesome

avoirdupois. No less, indeed, than the psychological recognition of an angelinfluence

In vain! in vain! strike other chords! You can call spirits from the vasty deep; but will they come when you

do call for them?An angelinfluence, tangible, visible, audible, which would make Jordan the easiest of all

roads to travel by thy side. Peerless Jim! crowning triumph of Darwinian Evolution from the inert mineral,

through countless hairy and uninviting types! how precious the inexplicable vital spark which, nevertheless,

robs thy sculptured form of all cash Galleryvalue; and how easy to read in that gentle personality a

A double meaning there, by my faith! Alas! poor little Jim! go thy ways, die when thou wilt; for Maud

Rest, rest, perturbed spirit. By thy long grey beard and glittering eye, now wherefore stop'st thou me?For

Maud Beaudesart comes o'er my memory as doth the raven o'er the infected house. Get thee to a nunnery,

Jim. The chalkmark is on my door; for Mrs. B. has no less than three consecutive husbands in heavenso

potently has her womansoul proved its capacity for leading people upward and on. Methinks I perceive a

Come away, come away, death And in sad cypress let me be laid. Fly away, fly away, breath; I am slain by a

Nicely put, no doubt; but the importance of a departure depends very much on the

No appearance, your worship. Call for Enobarbus; he will not hear thee, or, from Caesar's camp, say 'I am

none of thine.'On the value of the departed. For instance, when a man of property departs, he leaves his

possessions behinda fact noticed by many poetsand the man himself is replaced without cost. When a

wellsalaried official departs such as a Royal Falconer, or a Master of the Buckhounds, or an

AssistantSubInspector he perforce leaves his billet behind; and we wish him bon voyage to whichever port

he may be bound. But when a philosopher departs in this untimely fashion, he leaves nothing

And echo answers, 'Haaaaay!' Authority melts from you, apparently.Leaves nothing but a few

rudimentary theories, of no use to anyone except the owner, inasmuch as no one else can develop them

properly; just a few evanescent footprints on the sands of Time, which would require only a certain

combination of age and facilities for cohesion to mature into Mammothtracks on the sandstone of Progress.

All on the debit side of Civilisation's ledger, you observe. Consequently, he doesn't long to leave these fading

scenes, that glide so quickly by. And when the poet holds it truth that men may rise on steppingstones of

their dead selves to higher things, he is simply talking when he ought to be sleeping it off in seclusion. I

understand how a man may rise on the steppingstone of his defunct superior officer to higher things; but his

dead selfit won't do, Alfred; it won't do. But hark! that heavy sound breaks in once more, as if the clouds

Who is he whose grief bears such an emphasis? whose phrase of sorrow makes the very lignum quiver in

So I turned my head, and saw, on the opposite side of the river, about eighty yards away, a man on a grey

"Why, Mosey," said I, "is that you? How does your honour for this many a day? Where are you camped?"

"Across here. Tell Warrigal Alf his carrion's on the road for Yoongoolee yards, horse an' all; an' from there

"Ain't his wagon bitin' youthere in the clear? You ain't a bad hand at sleepin'no, I 'm beggared if you

"I did n't try. I was glad to see them goin'; on'y I begun to think after, thinks I, it 's a pity o' the poor

misforchunate carrion walkin' all that way, free gracious for nothin'; an' p'r'aps a trip to Booligal pound on top

of it; an' them none too fat. But I 'm glad for Alf. I hate that beggar. I would n't len' him my knife to cut up a

pipe o' tobacker, not if his tongue was stickin' out as long as yer arm. I was n't goin' to demean myself to tell

him about his carrion, nyther; on'y I knowed your horses when I seen them; an' by'n'by I spotted you where

you was layin' down, sleepin' fit to break yer neck; an' I bin hollerin' at you till I 'm black in the face. I begun

to think you was drunk, or dead, or somethin'bust you." And with this address, which I give in bowdlerised

form, the young fellow turned his horse, and disappeared through a belt of lignum.

I walked across to the bullockwagon. The camp had a strangely desolate and deserted appearance. Three

yokes lay around, with the bows and keys scattered about; and there was no sign of a campfire. Under the

wagon lay a saddle and bridle, and beside them the swollen and distorted body of Alf's black

cattledogprobably the only thing on earth that had loved the gloomy misanthrope. I lifted the edge of the

hot, greasy tarpaulin, and looked on the flooring of the wagon, partly covered with heavy coils of woolrope,

"A drink of water, for God's sake!" said a scarcely intelligible whisper, from the suffocating gloom of the

I threw the tarpaulin back off the end of the wagon, and ran to the river for a billy of water. Then, vaulting on

the platform, I saw Alf lying on his blankets, apparently helpless, and breathing heavily, his face drawn and

haggard with pain. I raised his head, and held the billy to his lips; but, being in too great a hurry, I let his head

slip off my hand, and most of the water spilled over his throat and chest. He shrank and shivered as the cool

deluge seemed to fizz on his burning skin, but drank what was left, to the last drop.

He shuddered and groaned as I touched him, but, with one hand under his shoulders, and the other under his

"No, no," he whispered excitedly; "my heels might slip, and straighten my knees. Another drink of water,

He treated me to a halfangry, halfreproachful look, and turned away his face. I rose to my feet, and rolled

back the tarpaulin halfway along the jigger, for the heat was still suffocating.

"More water." I gave him a drink out of a pannikin; and, as I laid his head down again, he continued, in the

same painful whisper, and with frequent pauses, "Have you any idea where my bullocks are?I was trying

to keep them herein this corner of Mondunbarraand they're reasonably safe unlessunless the

Chinaman knows the state I'm inbut if they cross the boundary into AvondaleTommy will hunt them

It must be remembered that Alf was camped at the junction of three runs; Yoongoolee lay along the opposite

side of the river, whilst on our side, Mondunbarra and Avondale were separated by a boundary fence which

ran into the water a few yards beyond where the wagon stood. The fence, much damaged by floods, was

"They're across the river now, Alf. Mosey Price told me so, not twenty minutes ago."

"Across the river!" hissed Alf, halfrising and then falling heavily back, whilst a low moan mingled with the

furious grinding of his teeth. "They 've got into Avondale, and Tommy has hunted them across! May the

holy""Never mind. Let them go. I've had enough of it. If other people are satisfied, I'm sure I am."

"Would you be kind enough to lift my dog into the wagon? I have n't been able to call him lately, but he

"Bad news for you, Alf. The poor fellow got a bait somewhere, and came home to die. He 's lying under the

The outlaw turned away his face. 'Short of being Swift,' says Taine; 'one must love something.' (Ay, and short

of being too morally slow to catch grubs, one must hate something. See, then, that you hate prayerfully and

While I was thinking that every minute's delay would make my journey after the bullocks a little longer, Alf

"You need n't stay here," said he sharplythin blades of articulation shooting here and there through his

laboured whisper, as the water he had drunk took effect on his swollen tongue. "If you would come again in

an hour, and give me another turnover, you would be doing more for me than I would do for you. What day

"Afternoon, of course. I think I ought to be dead by this time tomorrow. What's keeping you here? I want to

"Don't talk nonsense, Alf. I'll pull you through, if I can only hit the complaint. Have you any symptoms?"

"I don't know. I don't know. I was gradually getting worse and worse for a week, or more; but still able to

yoke up a few quiet bullocks to shift the wagon every day; till at last, one night, I just managed to climb in

here, to get away from the mosquitos. I don't know what night it was, or how the time has passed since then.

Just look at my arms, if you have any curiosity; but don't dare to prescribe for me. I had enough of your

Without heeding his reminiscence, which has no connection with the present memoir, I untied an old

bootlace which fastened one of his wristbands, and drew up the sleeve. The long, sinewy arm, now wet and

clammy from the effect of the water he had drunk, was helpless and shapeless, round and rigid; the

"There," said he, with a quivering groan; "the other arm is just the same, and so are my knees and ankles; and

my head's fit to burst; and I'm one mass of pains all over. It's all up with me, Collins. Now I only ask one

"I'll be back in two or three hours, Alf," said I, rising. "Keep your mind as easy as possible, and see if you can

So I returned to my own camp, and, with all speed, caught and equipped Cleopatra. Then, after chaining Pup

in a shady place, I stowed some smokingtackle in the crown of the soft hat I wore; then shed apparel till I

was like the photo. of some champion athlete; finally, I stuck the spare clothes, with the rest of my riches,

among the branches of a coolibah, out of the way of the wild pigs. The next moment, I was in the saddle, and

Cleopatra, after perfunctorily illustrating Demosthenes' three rules of oratory:the first, Action; the second,

ditto, the third, ibid.turned obediently toward the river, and was soon breasting the cool current, while,

with one arm across the saddle, I steered him for the most promising landingplace on the opposite bank.

(Let me remark here, that the man who knows no better than to remain in the saddle after his horse has lost

bottom, ought never to go out of sight of a bridge. He is the sort of adventurer that is brought to light, a week

afterward, per medium of a grapplinghook in the hollow of his eye. Perhaps the best plan of allthough no

hero of romance could do such a thingis to hang on to the horse's tail. Also, never wait for an emergency to

make sure that your mount can swim. Many a man has lost his life through the helpless floundering of a horse

My landingplace happened to be none of the best. After clearing the water, it required all Cleopatra's

strength and activity to climb the bank. Having slipped into the saddle as he regained footing, I was lying flat

against the side of his neck, to help his centre of gravity and give him a hold with his front feet, when he

brushed under a low coolibah, and the spur of a broken branch or something started at the neck of the

undergarment which I cannot bring myself to name, and ripped it to the very tail, nearly dragging me off the

saddle. When we reached level ground, the vestment alluded to was hanging, wet and sticky, on my arms,

like a child's pinny unfastened behind, or, to use a more elegant simile, like the front half of a herald's tabard.

What I should have done was to have reversed the thing, and put it on like a jacket; but, being in a desperate

hurry, and slightly annoyed by the accident, and not feeling the sun after just leaving the water, I whipped the

rag off altogether, and threw it aside. In two seconds more, Cleopatra was stretching away, with his long,

eager, untiring stride, towards Yoongoolee homestation, distant about sixteen miles.

Slackening speed now and then to cross creeks and rough places, I found myself following a pad, and noticed

the fresh tracks of the bullocks, mile after mile. At last I heard across the lignum the jangle of a brass bell,

and the 'plock, plock' of an iron frog, and presently my quarry appeared in sight a couple of hundred yards

To do the boundaryrider justice, he was driving the cattle quietly and considerately. He looked round on

hearing the clatter of horse's feet, but my Mazeppa aspect seemed neither to surprise nor disconcert him. He

was n't altogether a stranger to me. For several years I had known him by sight as a solid, phlegmatic man, on

a solid, phlegmatic cob; and I suppose he had his own crude estimate of me, though we had never had

But now, after a five miles' chase, the sight of the man acted on my moral nature as vinegar is erroneously

supposed to act on nitre. I reinedup beside him. The Irresistible was about to encounter the Immovable; and,

even in the excitement of the time, I awaited the result with scientific interest. When a collision of this kind

takes place, it sometimes happens that the Irresistible bounces off in a more or less damaged state; at other

times, the Immovable is scattered to the four winds of heaven in the form of scrap, while the Irresistible,

"Where are you taking these bullocks?" I demanded in a tone which, I am sorry to say, reflected as little

"Oi teuk 'e (animals) horf of 'e run," he remarked, rather than replied, without condescending to look at me.

"And do you know there's a new act passed'Parkes's Act,' they call itthat makes the removing of

workingbullocks from pastoral leasehold, on Sundays, a misdemeanour, punishable by a term of

Something akin to a smile flickered round the shaven lips of the descendant of Hengist as, contemplating the

"Horrite. Oi wants wunan'twenty bob horf o' you afoor 'em (bullocks) tehns reaoun'."

"Will you have it now, or wait till you get it?" I asked, betrayed by the annoyance of the moment into a

species of vulgarity unbecoming an officer and gentleman. "I don't mind paying you the money, provided it

clears the bullocks for the futurenot otherwise. In the meantime I'm going to take them backpay or no

"Be 'e agwean to resky 'em?" he inquired, slightly reining his hippopotamus, and looking me frankly in the

"By no means," I replied suavely; and we rode together for a few minutes in silence.

I had wakened the wrong man. The Immovable had scored, simply because he was a person of one idea, and

that idea panoplied in impenetrable ignorance. A compound idea, by the way: namely, that Alf's bullocks

were going to the station yards, and that he, FitzHengist, was taking them there. All this was apparent to me

"A gentleman against the world for bullheadedness," I sneered, aiming, in desperation, at the heel by which

mother Nature had held him during his baptism in the thick, slab bath of undiluted oxyobstinacy (scientific

"Hordehs is hordehs," he argued, as the good arrowpoint penetrated his epidermis, fair in the vulnerable

I laughed contemptuously. "Fat lot you care for orders! A man in your position talking about orders! Get

"Wot's a (person) to diew?" The point was forcing its way through the sensitive secondskin, or cutis.

"Do!" I repeated, with increasing scorn. "Strikes me, you can do pretty well as you like on this station."

"Bea n't Oi adiewin' my diewty?" he asked in wavering expostulationthe point now settling in the

"It's in the blood, right enough," I retorted, with insolent frankness, and still regarding him out of the comer

of my eye. "I believe you're Viscount Canterbury's brother, on the wrong side of the blanket."

"Keep 'e tempeh; keep 'e tempeh," said he deprecatingly, as the poison filtered through his system. "Zpeak 'e

moind feear atwixt man an' man. Bea n't Oi adiewin' wot Oi be apeead f'r diewin'? Coomh!"

"Well, you are a rum character," I remarked, judiciously assisting the action of the virus. "I 'm surprised at a

gentleman in your position making excuses like that. Do you know"and my tones became soft and

confidential"something struck me that you were an Englishman." (Even this was n't too strong). "I wish

you were, both for my sake and your own. However, that can't be helped. Now, for the future, you'll have the

satisfaction of knowing that you had your own way, and that you walked a man's bullocks off to the yard

while he was helpless. Yes, sir; I 'm glad you're not an Englishman. But the sun's too hot for my bare skin, so

I must be getting back; and if I've said anything to offend you, I 'm sorry for it, and I beg your pardon." Then,

still regarding him out of the comer of my eye, I turned Cleopatra slowly round.

With this sop to his own dignity, the boundary man slapped his Episcopalian charger round the barrelnot

round the flank, for the animal had nonewith his doubled cartwhip, and turned off the track at a right

angle, beckoning me to follow. When he had gone twenty yards, he pulled steadily on one rein and, so to

speak, wore his ship of the plains round till we faced the cattle againfor I had simultaneously pirouetted

"Fetch 'em back, Jack," said he authoritatively. "Put 'em weare 'e got 'em, an' leab'm boide. Iggerant (people)

The black collie was sitting where he had stopped on the instant that we had turned off; sitting with his head

slightly canted to one side; one ear limp and pendant, the other partly erect, and with something like a smile

on his expectant face. On hearing the order, he made a wide circuit round the cattle, and quietly turned them

back along the track, where he followed them as before. Meanwhile, Sollicker sullenly slipped off his linen

coat, and handed it to me with a low growl. I thanked him with great sincerity, and put it on.

But his glance at me as we fellin behind the cattle seemed to demand further appreciation; and I was not

slow to respondpartly from a sense of obligation, but principally from a broadening hope of extended

concession. I had already selected him as a singularly eligible guardian for Alf's bullocks; and I knew that if I

could once get him to accept the trust, nothing short of dynamite would shift him. But the seduction of a

directaction, singlecylinder purpose is a contract not to be taken by any of your mushroom mental firms;

and this was a large order. Of course, the diplomatic flunkeytouch of nature has served as a letter of

introduction to the man; now I would follow up the national phase of this delicate point of contact.

"No use," I remarked doggedly. "I give it up. I can't find words. This is not a personal favour. It's an evidence

of the principle that makes an Englishman respected all over the world. All over the world, sir; for, you know,

the sun follows the English drumbeat right round the earth. Now, I can't flatter you; I'd see you in the

bottomless pit first; I'm above anything of that kind; it sort of sticks in my throat; but I can assure you that, in

"'Ees, 'ees; 'at 's horrite; 'at 's horrite. What d'y' think o' thet (collie) f'r a dorg?"

There was impatience in the first half of the speech, and arrogance in the last. I eased off, and took the branch

"He just knocks spots off any dog I've seen working cattle!" I burstout. "But you can't beat the Scotch

"Scotch coolie be dang! Doan' 'e know a Smiffiel' coolie? Chork an' cheese, Oi calls 'em."

"Smithfield collie, of course! Did I say Scotch collie? Of course, the Smithfield collie has been in good hands

for hundreds of years; and when you get the pure breedJust look at that dog! How did you get such a dog

I shook my head hopelessly, though I could have suggested another title to the ownership of dogsa very

common one, too, and good enough till the proper person comes interfering. Boys' dogs are generally held

under this tenure. My companion, seeing me at fault, remarked with elephantine waggishness,

I assumed the look of a man who conceals staggering bewilderment under the transparent disguise of

incredulity; and Sollicker, looking, like Thurlow, wiser than any man ever was, enjoyed my discomfiture as

much as he was capable of enjoying anything. Then he proceeded with great deliberation to interpret his

oracular utterance; but first, with a powerful facial exertion, he wrenched his mouth and nose to one side,

inhaling vigorously through the lee nostril, then cleared his throat with the sound of a stronglydriven

woodrasp catching on an old nail, and sent the result whirling from his mouth at a butterfly on a stem of

lignumsent it with such accurate calculation of the distance of his object, the trajectory of his missile, and

the pace of his horse, that the mucous disc smote the ornamental insect fair on the back, laying it out, never to

rise again. This was but a ceremonious prologue, intended to deepen the impression of the coming revelation.

"Useter 'ev a 'oss Oi'd ketch hanyweares. 'Wo, Bob! 'n' 'ud stan' loike a statoot t' Oi'd ketch 'e (animal), 'n' git

onter 'im 'n' shove me hutheh 'osses in 'e yaad, 'n' ketch wich (one) Oi want. B't 'e doid hautumn afoor

las'leas'ways, 'e got 'ees 'oine leg deaoun a crack, an' cou'n't recoverate, loike; f'r 'e (beast) wur moo'n

twenty y'r ole, 'n' stun blin', 'e wur. Ahterwahs, by gully! Oi got pepperfollerin' ahteh me 'osses hevery

mo'nin' afoot. Wet 'n' droy; day hin, day heaout; tiew, three, foor heaours runnin'; 'n' 'ey (horses) spankin'

abeaout, kickin' oop 'er 'eels loike wun o'clock. 'Ed ter wark 'em deaoun afoot, loike."

His face reddened slightly. "Me 'obble my 'osses! Tell 'e wot, lad: 'at 's f'r w'y 'e C'lonian 'osses bea n't no

good, aside o' Hinglish 'osses. Ain't got n' moor gts 'n a snoipe. Gts shooked outen 'em agallerpin' in

'obbles. Tell 'e, Oi seed my (horses) agallerpin' foor good heaours, 'n' me ahteh 'em all 'e toime. Noo 'osses

'ud dure sich gallerpin' in 'obbles. Doan' 'e preach 'obbles ter me, lad. Oi got good 'osses; noo man betteh;

'osses fit f'r a gentleman; on'y C'lonian 'osses 'es C'lonian fau'tsahd ter ketch'ell ter ketch. Fifteen

moncehevery day on itwet 'n' droy; day hin, day heaout; tiew, three, foor heaours runnin'; 'n' 'ey (horses)

spankin' abeaout, kickin' oop 'er 'eels loike wun o'clock, 'n' gittin' wuss 'n' wuss, steed o' betteh 'n' betteh.

"Accohdbl', wun mo'nin' las' winteh, heaout Oi goos, o' course; 'n' my 'osses 'ed n't n' moo 'rn stahted trampin'

loike; 'n' heverythink quiet 's zabbath, 'n' nubbody abeout f'r moiles; 'n' horf goos 'em 'osses loike billyo;

horf 'ey goos 'arfways reaoun' 'he paddick, 'n' inter 'e stockyaad 'n' 'ere 'ey boides; 'n' 'at dorg asettin' in 'e

panel, awatchin' of 'em, loike Neaow, 'ow d'ye ceaount f'r 'at, lad? Doan' 'at nonpulse 'e? Coomh!"

"Noa, s'elp me bob. Neveh clapped heyes honter 'im, not t' Oi seed 'im hahteh my 'osses, ayaadin' of 'em f'r

me. My Missus, she 'lows a hangel fetched 'e (dog) deaown f'm ebm! At 's w'y Oi calls 'm 'Jack'."

"I see!" said I admiringly. Which, the censorious reader will not fail to notice, marked a slight deflection from

"Follered hahteh me 'oss's 'eels heveh since. (Dog) dews heverythink loike a Christianheverythink b't tork.

Hevery mo'nin', hit 's 'Cyows, Jack; we's y' cyows?' An' horf goos Jack, 'ees hown self, 'n' fetches 'e cyows.

Hahteh breakfas' hit 's ''Osses, Jack; fetch y' 'osses'. An' horf trots Jack, 'n' presinkly 'e 'osses be in 'e yaad, 'n'

"Beats all!" I murmured, thinking how the Munchausens run in all shapes; then, desiring to minister occasion

to this somewhat clumsy practitioner, I continued, "I suppose you drop across some whoppers of snakes in

"Sceace none. Hain't seed b't wun f'r tiew year pas'; 'n' 'e (reptile) wah n't noo biggeh 'n me w'ipan'l."

This neatlyplaced comment opened afresh Solicker's well of English undefiled; and another hour passed

pleasantly enough, except that Alf's bullocks preyed on my mind, and I wanted them to prey on Yoongoolee

instead. I therefore modestly opened my mouth in parable, recounting some halfdozen noteworthy

reminiscences, as they occurred to my imagination, and always slightly or scornfully referring to the

magnanimous and indomitable hero of my yarn as 'one of these openhearted English fools,' or as 'an ass of a

John Bull that had n't sense enough to mind his own business.' These apologues all seemed to point toward

chivalrous succour of the helpless and afflicted as a conspicuous weakness of the English character; and

Sollicker listened with a stolid approbation unfortunately altogether objective in character.

I never dealt better since I was a man. No one has dealt better since Antony harangued the Sollickers of his

day on dead Caesar's behalf; but I differed from Antony so largely in result that the comparison is seriously

disturbed. There was no more spring in my auditor than in a bag of sand. The honest fellow's doublebreasted

ignorance stood solidly in the way, rendering prevarication or quibble, or any form of subterfuge unnecessary

on his part. He merely formed himself into a hollow square and casually glanced at the impossibility of those

particular bullocks loafing on his paddock. If they came across the river again, he would hunt them back into

Mondunbarrahe would do that muchbut Muster M'Intyre's orders were orders. Two bullock drivers

(here a truculent look came over the retainer's face) had selected in sight of the very woolshed; and now all

working bullocks found loafing on the run were to be, yarded at the stationthis lot being specially noticed,

By way of changing the subject, Sollicker became confidential. He had been in his present employ ever since

his arrival in the country, ten years before, and had never set foot outside the run during that time. He was

married, three years ago come Boxing Day, to the station bullockdriver's daughter; a girl who had been in

service at the house, but could n't hit it with the missus. Muster M'Intyre wanted to see him settled down, and

had fetched the parson apurpose to do the job. He had only one of a family; a little boy, called Roderick, in

honour of Muster M'Intyre. His own name (true to the 9th rule of the Higher Nomenology) was Edward

Stanley Viviannot Zedekiah Backband, as the noveldevouring reader might be prone to imagineand

his age was fortyfour. If I knew anyone in straits for a bit of ready cash, I was to send that afflicted person

to him for relief. He liked to oblige people; and his tariff was fifteen per cent. per annum; but the security

I gave him some details of Alf's sickness, and asked whether he had any medicine at homePainkiller, by

A few years before the date of these events, it had been my fortune to be associated, in arduous and unhealthy

work, with fifteen or twenty fellowrepresentatives of the order of society which Daniel O'Connell was

accustomed to refer to as 'that highly important and respectable class, the men of no property'true makers

of history, if the fools only knew, or could be taught, their power and responsibility. Occasionally one of

these potential rulers and practical slaves would come to me with white lips and unsteady pace

"I say, Tom; I ain't a man to jackup while I got a sanguinary leg to stan' on; but I'm gone in the inside, some

road. I jist bin slingin' up every insectinfected sanguinary thing I've et for the last month; an' I 'm as weak as

a sanguinary cat. I must ding it. Mebbe I'll be right tomorrow, if I jist step over to the pub., an' git"

Here I would stop him, and endeavour to establish a diagnosis. But a man with the vocabulary of a Stratford

woolcomber (whatever a woolcomber may be) of the 16th centurya vocabulary of about two hundred and

fifty words, mostly obsceneis placed at a grave disadvantage when confronted by scientific terminology;

and my patient, casting symptomatic precision to the winds, and roughly averaging his malady, would

succinctly describe himself as sanguinary bad. That was all that was wrong with him. Nevertheless, having a

little theory of my own respecting sickness, I always undertook to grapple with the complaint. I had noticed

as a singular feature in Painkiller, that the more it is diluted, the more unspeakably nauseous and suffocating

it becomes; wherefore, my medicine chest consisted merely of a couple of bottles of this rousing drug. My

practice was to exhibit halfadozen tablespoonfuls of the panacea in a quart of oxide of hydrogen (vulgarly

known as water). When my patient had swallowed that lot, I caused him to lie down in some shady place till

the internal conflagration produced by the potent longsleever had subsided to cherryred; and then sent him

back to his work like a giant refreshed with new wine. I never knew one of those potentates to be sick the

Sollicker did n't know whether his wife had any medicine, but we could see. Accordingly, when the twenty

bullocks and the horse had landed themselves on Mondunbarra, close to Alf's camp, we started at a canter,

and, after riding a couple of miles, pulled up at a comfortable tworoomed cottage, halfconcealed by the

drooping, silvery foliage of a clump of myall. Sollicker turned his moke loose in the paddock; I tied my horse

to the fence; and we entered the house. A tall, slight, sunburnt, and decidedly handsome young woman, with

"Theas (gentleman) 'e be awantin' zoom zorter vizik f'r a zick man," remarked the boundary rider, taking a

"Dd if I know whether I got any," replied his wife, with kindly concern, and with an easy mastery of

expression seldom attained by her sex. "I'll fine out in about two twinklin's of a goat's tail. Sit down an' rest

your weary bones, as the sayin' is. I shoved the kettle on when I seen you comin'." She opened a box, and

produced a small, octagonal blue bottle, which she held up to the light. "Chlorodyne," she explained; "an

there's some left, better luck. Good thing to keep about the house, but it ain't equal to Painkiller for

straightenin' a person up." She handed me the bottle, and proceeded to lay the table. I endeavoured to make

"He was two years an' seven months on last Friday week," she replied, with illconcealed vainglory.

"Jist what I told you!" she replied, with a sunny laugh. "Think I was tryin' to git the loan o' you? Well, so help

"Helenar!" murmured her husband sadly. And, as he spoke, an inch of Helenar's tongue shot momentarily

"My ole man was cut out for a archdeacon," she remarked. "I tell him it's all in the way a person takes a thing.

But it's better to be that way nor the other way; an' he ain't a bad ole sortgive the divil his due. Anyway,

I laid my hand on the boundary rider's shoulder. "Look here, sir," said I impressively: "you're an Englishman,

and you're proud of your country; but I tell you we're going to have a race of people in these provinces such

as the world has never seen before." And, as I looked at the child, I drifted into a labyrinth of insoluble

enigmas and perplexing hypothesesno new thing with me, as the sympathetic reader is by this time well

The boundary rider shook his head. "Noa," he replied dogmatically. "Climate plays ole Goozeb'ry wi'

heverythink hout 'ere. C'lonians bea n't got noo chest, n' mo'n a greyhound." And he placed his hand on his

own abdomen to emphasise his teaching. "W'y leuk at 'er; leuk at 'ee ze'f; leuk at 'e 'oss, ev'n. Ees, zhure; an'

He took the child on his knee with an air of hopeless pity, and awkwardly but tenderly wiped the little

fellow's nose. I was still lost in thought. We are the merest tyros in Ethnology. Nothing is easier than to build

Nankin palaces of porcelain theory, which will fall in splinters before the first cannonshot of unparleying

fact. What authority had the boundary man or I to dogmatise on the Coming Australian? Just the same

authority as Marcus Clarke, or Trollope, or Froude, or Francis Adamsand that is exactly none. Deductive

reasoning of this kind is seldom safe. Who, for instance, could have deduced, from certain subtly interlaced

conditions of food, atmosphere, association, and what not, the development of those silky honours which

grace the upper lip of the Australienne? No doubt there are certain occult laws which govern these things; but

we have n't even mastered the laws themselves, and how are we going to forecast their operation? Here was

an example: Vivian was a type Englishman, of his particular subspecies; his wife was a type Australienne,

of the stationbullockdriver species; and their little boy was almost comically Scottish in features,

expression, and bearing. Where are your theories now? Atavism is inadmissible; and fright is the thinnest and

Mrs. Vivian overwhelmed me with instructions concerning Alf, and frankly urged me to hurry back to his

assistance. I paid little heed to her advice, for I knew he would soon come round; and in the meantime, my

mind was fully occupied with his team. After drinking a cup of tea, I shook hands with her, and lingered at

"You want to be as lively as God'll let you," said the excellent woman, accompanying me to my horse. "I

Very well, thought I; on your own head be it. So I took off the linen coat, and handed it to her.

"You should 'a' kep' on a inside shirt," she remarked kindly. "Them shoulders o' yours'll give you particular

hell to morrow. Why, you're like a boiled crawfish now. Hides like that o' yours," she added, testing with her

finger and thumb the integument on my near flank, as I hastily placed my bare foot in the stirrup, "ain't worth

a tinker's dam for standin' the sun." (For the information of people whose education may unhappily have been

neglected, it will be right to mention that the little morsel of chewed bread which a tinsmith of the old

school places on his seam to check the inconvenient flow of the solder, is technically and appropriately

The sun was still above the trees when I unsaddled Cleopatra at my camp, and resumed my clothes. The

bullockbells were ringing among the lignum, as the animals exerted themselves to make up for lost time.

"And how are we now?" said I, assuming a cheerful professional air, as I swung myself on the platform of the

wagon. "I've secured a drop of one of our most valuable antiphlogistics, which is precisely what you require,

"No, Collins," replied Alf gently: "I'll never be rightin the sense you mean. I won't take any medicine. I've

done with everything. Help me to turn over again, please, and give me another drink of water. I want to tell

After giving him a turn over, I took the billy and replenished it at the river. Before getting into the wagon

again, I emptied the contents of Mrs. Vivian's bottle into half a pannikinfull of the oxide of hydrogen, and

stirred the potion thoroughly with a stick. Then returning to my patient, I raised his head, and held the

pannikin to his lips. He finished the draught, unconscious of its medicinal virtues; and I refolded the old

"The water seems to have a peculiar taste," he murmured. "I don't notice my sight failing yet, but my hearing

is all deranged. I hear your voice through a ringing of bells, and a sound like a distant waterfall. I'm just on

the borderland, Collins. I've very little more to suffer; and why should I come back, to begin it all again?

"From four to five hours, I think. I put your bullocks together; they re close by."

"Well, now, I would n't have the slightest idea whether it was one hour or twelve. I've been in the

spiritworld since then, or a spirit has visited me here. I heard, plain and clear, the voice of a woman singing

old familiar songs; and that voice has been silent in death for ten yearssilent to me for three years before

that. Thirteen years! That may not seem much to you; but what an age it seems to me! It was no dream,

Collins; I saw everything as I see now, but I heard her glorious voice as I used to hear it in our happy days;

and I felt that her spirit was bringing forgiveness at last. I'm not a religious man, Collins; I don't know what

will become of me after death; but God does, and that's sufficient for me. I never believed on Him so

devoutly as I do now that He has vindicated His justice upon me. I praise him for avenging an act of the

blindest folly and heartlessness; and I thank Him that my punishment is over at last. There! Listen! No, it's

nothing. But it was a favourite song of hers; and while you were away I heard her sing it, with new meaning

"Alf, Alf," I remonstrated; "compose yourself, and go to sleep if you can." The tears of feebleness had

accumulated in the hollows of his sunken eyes, and, not having the use of his hands, he was throwing his

"Did you ever make a terrible mistake in life, Collins?" he asked, at length. Before I could reply, he resumed

absently, "When I was a boy, away on the Queensland border, I knew a squatteras fine a fellow as ever

livedand this man married some young lady in Sydney, and brought her to live on the station. A few

months afterward, he came home unexpectedly at about two o'clock one morning, and found his place

occupied by an intimate friend of his owna young barrister, who was staying at the station as a guest. He

managed to conceal his discovery; and, within the next few days, he got his friend to draw out a new will, by

which he left everything, without reservation, to his wife. A day or two after completing the will, he took his

gun and went out alone, turkeyshooting. He didn't come home that night; and next day one of the station

hands found him at a wire fence, shot straight through the heart. Accidentally, of course. But we knew

"It might have been accidental, Alf," I suggested. "There's a lot of supposition in the story."

"None, Collins. Before going out with his gun, he wrote a letter to my father, and sent it by a trustworthy

blackfellow. My father got the letter about ten o'clock at night; and he had a horse runin at once, and started

off for the station through a raging thunderstorm, arriving next day only in time to see his friend's body

before it was moved to the house. My father was terribly cutup about it. He was manager of an adjoining

"Now let me tell you another true story," pursued Alf dreamily. "Five years ago, I knew a man on the Maroo,

a tanksinker, with a wife and two children. The wife got soft on a young fellow at the camp; and everybody,

except the husband, saw how things stood. Presently the husband began to circulate the report that he was

going to New Zealand. In the meantime, he sent the two children to a boardingschool in Wagga. He was in

no hurry. Afterward, he sold his plant to the station, and bade goodbye, in the most friendly way, to all

hands, including the Don Juan. Then he started across the country to Wagga, alone with his wife, in a

"Two years afterward, a flock was sold off the station I was speaking of, for Western Queensland; and one of

the station men went with the drover's party, to see the sheep delivered. Curious coincidence: he met on the

new station his old acquaintance, the tanksinker, with his two children and a second wife. The tanksinker

told him that his first wife had died soon after leaving the Maroo, and that he had changed his mind about

"Slightly. I delivered goods to him once on the Maroo, and casually heard the scandal that was in the air.

Well, the shearing came round on the Maroo just as the station man got back from Queensland; and while the

adjoining station was mustering for the shed, a boundary man found, in the centre of one of the paddocksin

the loneliest, barrenest hole of a place in New South Waleshe found where a big fire had been made, and

some bones burnt into white cinders and smashed small with a stick. He kicked the ashes over, and found the

steel part of a woman's stays, and the charred heel of a woman's boot, and even a thimble and a few shillings

that had probably been in her pocket. I was on the station at the time, waiting for wool, and saw the relics

when the boundary man brought them in. There are queer things done when every man is a law unto

"Supposition, Alf; and strained supposition at that. But why should you trouble your mind about these

"There was no supposition on the station where the things were found, nor on the station the tanksinker had

left, when they compared notes. The things were found three or four miles off a bit of a track that led to

Wagga; and there was a pine of a year and a half old growing in the ashes. But we'll pass that story. I want

"When I was young," continued Alf doggedly, "I was very intimate with an American, a man of high

principle and fine education. Bestinformed man I ever knew. This poor fellow was a drunkard, occasional,

but incorrigible. Misfortune had driven him to it. His wife was dead; his children had died in infancy; and at

fortyfive he was a hopeless wreck. He worked at my father's farm on the Hawkesbury for two or three years,

and died at our place when I was about twentyfive, immediately before I left home "

"I don't like to correct you, Alf," I interposed; "but I understood you to say that your father was a

"Up to the time I was twentyone or twentytwo. Then he bought a place on the Hawkesbury, intending,

poor man! to spend the evening of his life indulging his hobby of chemistry, while I took the care of the place

off his handsfor though I have two sisters, I was his only son. His great ambition was to bequeath some

chemical discovery to future generations. But I demolished his castles in the air along with my own. It's no

odds about myself; but my poor father deserved better, after all his work and worry. Ah, my God! we parted

in anger; and now I don't know whether he's alive or dead!" The prodigal paused, and sighed bitterly.

"She was an invalid for several years before I left home," replied Alf, his tone fulfilling my anticipation.

(Have you ever noticed that the prodigal son of real life, in nineteen cases out of twenty, speaks

spontaneously and feelingly of his father, with, perhaps, a dash of reverent humour; whereas, to quote

Menenius, he no more remembers his mother than an eightyearold horse? This is cruel beyond measure,

and unjust beyond comment; but, sad to say, it is true; and the platitudinous tractliar, for the sake of

verisimilitude, as well as of novelty, should make a memo. of it. Amongst all the hardcases of my

acquaintance, I can only think of one whose mother's unseen presence is a power, and her memory a holy

beacon, shining, bytheway, with a decidedly intermittent light. Unfortunately, a glance along the three 9ths

yet to come shows me that this nobly spurious type of prodigalJack the Shellback, vassal of Runnymede

Alf dreamily resumed his inconsequent story: "However, this Charley Cross, or Yankee Charley, was an old

Victorian digger. About twelve years before his death, he was working on Inglewood, with a mate that he

would have trusted, and did trust, to any extent, and in any way. But it was the old, old story. He got a

friendly hint, and watched, and watched, for weeks, without betraying any suspicion. At last he was satisfied.

Then he carefully laid down his line of action, and followed it to the end. One day, his mate, sitting on the

edge of the shaft, ready to put his foot in the rope, suddenly overbalanced, and went down headforemost. Of

course, Cross was close beside him at the time, and no one else was in sight. Cross gave the alarm, and, in the

meantime, went handunderhand down the rope, intending, like Bruce, to 'mak sicker'; for the shaft was

only about forty feet deep. But it happened that the man's neck was broken in the fall. Cross forgave his wife,

and never breathed a word of his discovery or his vengeance; but in spite of this, the woman seemed to live in

fear and horror. During the next couple of years, luck favoured him, and he made an independence. He

invested his money judiciously; but there's no guarantee for domestic happinessin fact, there's no guarantee

for anything. First, his two surviving children died of diphtheria; then his wife followed, dying, Cross assured

me, of a broken heart. He sorrowed for her more deeply, perhaps, because she had cost him so dear; and this,

"Very probably," I replied. "But, Alf, this taxing of your mind is about as good for you just now as

"That's what I feared. Now, take my advice, and give yourself absolute rest, while I boil"

"One more story, Collins, as well authenticated as any of the three I have told. I knew a young fellow of

"This won't do," I interposed firmly, for he had become restless and excited. "Why should you allow your

mind to dwell so exclusively on the manifestations of one particular phase of moral aberration, and, to do

bare justice to womanhood, an exceedingly rare oneexcept among the very highest and the very lowest

classes? Unless you handle such questions in a scientific spirit, you'll find themor unfortunately, you won't

find themenvelop your reasoning faculties in a most unwholesome atmosphere. The perpetual brooding

over any one evil, however fatal that evil may be, naturally sideblinds the mind into a narrow fanaticism

which is apt to condone ten times as much wrong as it condemns; and you drift into the position of the man

who strains at the moderate drinker, and swallows the usurer. We see this in the Good Templar, the Social

Purity person, the Trades Unionist, and the moral faddist generally. Musonius Rufus sternly reminded

"Have you done? " asked Alf, coldly but gently. "Let me tell you one more story while I'm able. I'll soon be

silent enough.The man I'm thinking of was a sawmill owner. He had been married a couple of years,

and had one child. I could n't say that he actually loved his wife; in fact, she was n't a woman to inspire love,

though she was certainly goodlooking. At her very best, there was nothing in her; at her worst, she was

ignorant, and vain, and utterly unprincipledno, not exactly unprincipled, but nonprincipled. She was

essentially lowif you understand my meaninglow in her tastes and aspirations, low in her likes and

dislikes, low in her thoughts and her language, low in everything. She may not have been what is called a bad

woman, butthat miserable want of selfreverenceI can't understand howWould you give me

He drank very little this time. He had been speaking with an effort, and a haggard, hopeless look was

intensifying in his face. I began to suspect a temporary delirium. The presentiment of impending death was

unreasonable, though not ominous; so also with the determination to narrate irrelevant stories; but the

incongruity of the two associated notions set me speculating in a sympathetic way.

"Alf," said I gravely; "it's foolish to tax your memory for anecdotes now. Try if you can settle yourself to

sleep. I'm sure I'll have great pleasure in exchanging yarns with you at some future time, when you're more

"Listen, Collins," he replied sullenly. "Our sawmill owner got the inevitable glimpse of the truth. He was

blind before; now he was incredulous. He condescended to play the spy, and he was soon satisfied. This time

it was a Government officialclerk of the local Courta blackleg vagabond, with interest at

headquartersabout the vilest rat, and certainly the vilestlooking rat, that ever breathed the breath of life.

Our hero took no further notice of him than to terrify him into confession, and drive him into laying the

blame on his paramour. And the amusing feature of the case was, that she, finding herself fairly run to earth,

thought she had nothing to do but to turn from the evil of her ways, and take her husband's part against the

other fellow. But no, no. Our hero, after thinking the matter over, took her into his confidence, without giving

her any voice in the new arrangement. He soldout to the best advantage, and divided the proceeds with her;

reserving to himself enough to start him in a line of life that he could follow without the annoyance of being

associated with anyone. All that he earned afterward, beyond bare expenses, he forwarded to her, to save or

squander as she pleased; the only condition being that she should acknowledge each remittance, and answer,

as briefly as possible, such questions as he chose to ask. She humbly assented to all this, evidently looking

forward to forgiveness and reconciliation, somewhere intime or eternity. But, by God! she mistook her

"One restraint upon our hero was the thought of his little boy, only old enough to creep about, and incredibly

fond of him; though this never softened him towards the worthless, cursed mother. Anyway, after about three

years, the little boy died; and his heart was turned to stone. Still, through mere bitterness and obstinacy he

followed the course he had adopted; meeting with a run of success that surprised himself. The very curse that

was on him seemed to protect him from the mishaps that befell other men in his line of work; and he found

life worth living for the sake of hating and despising the whole human race, including himself. There's no

pleasure like the pleasure of being a devil, when you feel yourself master of the situation, andNow I've

"That's right. I've been thinking how to fix things for you till you're able to"

"First, I have one question to ask you," persisted Alf. "You notice that all these men acted differently. Which

of them acted right?or did any of them? You know, there are two other courses open: to appeal to the law,

or to pass the matter over quietly, for fear of scandal. Is either of these right? One course must be right, and

By this time, I had made up my mind to humour him. "Well," I replied; "it happens that I have given the

subject some thought, as I intend, if I can find time, to write a few words on the varied manifestations of

jealousy in the socalled Shakespear Plays. You're familiar with the plays, of course?"

"Possibly you remember, then, that Posthumus, in Cymbeline, on receiving proofs of his wife's infidelity (we

know her to be loyal, but that does n't affect his proofs) harbours not one thought of revenge toward the man

who has supplanted him. Indeed, as an artistic illustration of Iachimo's immunity from retribution, Posthumus

is afterward represented as disarming and sparing him in battlea concession he would n't have made to an

ordinary enemy. He looks to Imogen alone. Nothing but the sacrifice of her life will satisfy him. On the eve

of the same battle, we find him, though seeking for death himself, still gloating over the handkerchief

supposed to be stained with her lifeblood. Very well. Now Troilus in Troilus and Cressida, is a man very

much resembling Posthumus in temperamentbrave, resolute, truthful, unsuspicious, and more liberally

"But this has nothing to do with it," interrupted Alf. "I was asking your opinion as to which of the four acted

"Yes, Alf; I'm coming to that. I was going to remark that, though the temperamental conditions of Posthumus

and Troilus are apparently so similar apparently, mindand their position as betrayed husbands so

identical, we find them acting in directly opposite ways. Troilus entertains no thought of revenge upon his

faithless wife; he gives his whole attention to the corespondent. Now let us glance at Othello. Here is a man

who, allowing for his maturer age, is much like the Briton and the Trojan in temperament, even to the extent

"But you're not answering my question," moaned Alf. "Which of the four acted right?"

"Well," I replied; "I'm afraid my conclusions won't have the rounded completeness we value so much in

moral inferences unless I'm allowed to empanel Leontes, in the Winter's Tale, as well as Othello, and thus

work from a solid foundation. But we'll see. I'll put my answer in this way: A casual thinker might pronounce

it impossible to lay down any hardandfast rule of conduct here, on account of necessary diversity in

conditions. He would, perhaps, argue that, though abstract Right is absolute and unchangeable, the alternative

Wrong, though never shading down into Right, varies immeasurably in degree of turpitude; so that the action

which is intrinsically wrong may be more excusable in one man than in another, or under certain conditions

than under others. Now, I'm not going to deny that it lies within our province, as rational beings, to classify

wrongs, provided we do so from a purely objective standpoint. I shall endeavour to deal with that issue

"Stop! stop!" interrupted Alf, rolling his head from side to side. "Answer my question!"

"Well, if you must have it like a halfraw potato, I give my vote in favour of Potiphar the Fourth, the

sawmill man. I don't see what better he could have done. It was n't the most romantic course, perhaps; but

"Assuredly he did. That is what I was driving at; but now you have to take my conclusion as an ipse dixit,

rather than as a theorem. The misanthropy of the gentleman's afterlife is another question, and one which

would lead us into a different, and much wider, region of philosophy. But I think we'll find it interesting to

trace, step by step, from its genesis to its culmination, the involuntary process of thought which led each of

your Potiphars, separately, to his independent action. We can't embark on this inquiry just now, Alf, for we

shall have to grapple with the most minute and subtle shades of psychical distinction, and we shall have to

"I want to tell you something, Collins," interrupted Alf, in a tone now free from all trace of the distraction and

constraint which made it painful to listen to him. "Like poor Cross, I feel impelled to place my tragedy on

record, but in one man's memory only. I trust entirely to your discretion. Did you know I was a married

"No; I certainly did n't," I replied, recalling myself; for I had been halflistening to a sound in the lignum.

But as he spoke there flashed across my mental vision the picture of his wifea tawnyhaired tigress, with

slumbrous dark eyes; a Circe, whose glorious voice had been silent in death for ten years, and lost to him for

three years longer. Hence, by some sequence worth tracing, the voluntary exile, the Ishmaelite occupation;

the morbid, malevolent interest in the Messalinas at large; and the generally pervading smell of husks. This,

let me tell you, is what comes of meddling with tawnyhaired tigresses, who harass a man out of

individuality, and then die or abscond, leaving him like the last cactus of summer.

"No young fellow could have started in life with a fairer prospect than I had," continued Alf, in a grave,

composed tone. "But I was guilty of one deliberately fiendish and heartless action, and following upon that

action, I made a mistake that nothing but death can absolve. I married a woman, who, I believe, was divinely

"Wait, Alf," said I hastily. "I must leave you for a few minutes. Do you want anything before I go?"

I jumped off the wagon. There was no time to lose. During the last few minutes, a peculiar cadence in the

sound of Alf's bells had told me, just as surely as words could have done, that the bullocks were mustered,

and travelling away. My horses were not far off; and, to save time, I took Alf's saddle and bridle from under

his wagon. As I did so, I heard his voice, low and monotonous. I paused involuntarily.

I hurried away, and put the saddle and bridle on Bunyip. Body o' me! I thoughtcan a tawnyhaired tigress

In a couple of minutes Bunyip had settled down to that flying trot which would have been an independence to

anyone except myself. After clearing the lignum, I got a back elevation of the bullocks, halfamile out on

the plain; and, rapidly overhauling them, I perceived that I should have to pit myself against the Chinese

boundary rider this time. Consequently I felt, like Cassius, fresh of spirit and resolved to meet all perils very

"Out of my way, you Manchurian leper, or I'll run over you!" I shouted gaily, as I swung round the cattle,

"Muckahilo! senling, ayya; iloilo!" remonstrated the unbeliever, drawing his horse aside to let them

"You savvy, John," said I, suiting my language to his comprehension, while from my eye the Gladiator

broke"bale you snavelum that peller bullock. Me fetchum you oleman lick under butt of um lug; me

gibit you big one dressum down. Compranny pah, John?" The Chinaman had turned back with me, and, as

if he had been hired for the work, was stolidly assisting to return the cattle to the spot whence he had taken

"Why don't you speak for yourself, John?" I asked, thanklessly quoting from the familiar hexameter, and

"In contradistinction to the Asiatic and the Australian, who are scrupulously honest," I observed pleasantly.

"Walligal Alp," replied the pagan promptly. "Me collal him bullock twotlee time tomolla, all li; twotlee

"All li, Johnyou collarum that peller bullock one more time, me manhandle you; pullum off you dud;

tieum you on antbed, allee same spreadeagle; cutum off you eyelid; likee do longa China; bimeby

sun jump up, roastum you eye twotlee day; bulldog ant comballee, eatum you meat, pickum you bone;

bimeby you tumbledowndie; go likeit dibildibil; budgeree fire longa that peller. You savvy, John?"

"Me tellee Missa Smyte you lescue," replied John doggedly. "All li; you name Collin; you b'longa Gullamen

Clown; all li; you killee me bimeby; all li." With this the discomfited Mongol turned his horse in the direction

of Mondunbarra homestead, and, like a driver starting an engine when there is danger of the belt flying off,

gradually worked up his pace to a canter, leaving me in possession of the field.

But in cases of this kind, there is only one thing worse than victory. I was fairly in a fix with Alf's bullocks.

You must understand that these beasts had no legal right to be anywhere except travelling along the track, or

floating down the river. If they scattered off the tracknot being attended by some capable persontheir

owner would, there and then, and as often as this occurred, be liable for trespass; twenty times a day, if you

like, and a shilling per head each time. If I wished to remove them across a five or tenmile paddock, the

only way I could legally do so would be by means of a balloon. The thousands of homeless bullocks and

horses which carry on the landtransport trade had to live and work, or starve and work, on squatters' grass,

year after year. So the right to live, being in the nature of a boon or benefaction, went largely by favourlike

The managers of all these three stations were out of reach; and besides, there was no great hope in appealing

Yoongoolee homestead, across the river, was about sixteen miles distant; and Hungry M'Intyre, from what I

knew of him, was little likely to make concessions to any member of the guild whose representatives had

selected within sight of his woolshed. Yoongoolee was avoided by all the floating population of the country,

and particularly by those who could n't afford to be independent, forasmuch as there was nothing there but

Highland pride, and Highland eczema and hunger. Most squatters have titles; M'Intyre had two, which were

used indifferently; one of these was derived from the hunger, the other from the eczema.

And, of all Alf's enemies, perhaps the most inveterate was the Chinaman's boss, Mr. Smythe, managing

partner of Mondunbarra. This gentleman, whose exclusiveness took the very usual form of excluding all

considerations not tending to his own profit, and whose refinement manifested itself to the vulgar eye chiefly

in cutting things fine about the station, had, a couple of years previously, taken Alf in the very act of running

one of his own bullocks out of the station cattle. An altercation had ensued, followed by a summons; and Alf

had been mulcted in five shillings trespass, with six guineas costs, besides having to travel seventy or eighty

miles to Court, and the same distance back to his wagon. This was trying enough to a man of Alf's avaricious

and irascible bent. It had caused him to speak a word in private to Mr. Smythe; and, from that time forward,

the squatter hated the bullock driver considerably more than he hated sin, and feared him more than he feared

Poor Smythe! the remembrance of him wrings my soul with pity, even now. He was parsimonious, cunning,

pusillanimous, fastidious, and hysterically excitable. He was cruelly saton by his inexorable partner,

M'Gregor; contemned by his social equals; hated by his inferiors, and popularly known as the Marquis of

Canton. His only friend was his brother Bert, a quiet youth, who attended him with Montholonfidelity; and

his appreciation of the cheap and reliable Asiatic was passively recognised by a station staff of

There was no use in my appealing to this gentleman, for, though most men in his place would have accepted

the opportunity of laying Alf under an obligation, I knew his unhappy moral organisation well enough to be

certain that neither policy nor magnanimity could intervene on behalf of a prostrate enemy. And to make

matters more hopeless, Confucius would be just ahead of me, with his story of forcible rescue, coupled with

Avondale remained. This station belonged to that grand old colonist, Captain Royce, who governed the

seigneury from his Toorak mansion, like Von Moltke commanding an army from his telegraphoffice. The

largehearted patriarchal traditions of early days were still current on the station; but that property had to pay,

and pay well, at the manager's peril. To illustrate this: Captain Royce, in responding to 'Our Pastoral

Interests,' never failed to remark that no working beast had ever been impounded from Avondale. This, of

course, conveyed the impression that it was a run flowing with grass and water for distressed teams; but the

unhappy manager, watched and reported always by at least one narangy, and ground, as you see, between the

upper millstone of Royce the munificent and the nether and much harder one of Royce the businessman, had

to transmute every blade of grass, or twig of cottonbush, into a filament of wool, or let somebody else have

a try. Consequently, the boundary riders of Avondale had strict orders to hunt all strays and trespassers across

the frontiers of stations that did impound; so the fine old squatterking got there just the samealso the

One characteristic of Avondale was that the rank and file of the station were always treated with fatherly

benevolence, and were never discharged. They gradually got useless by reason of mere antiquity, and,

without actually dying, slowly mummified, and were duly interred in the cemetery at the homestead.

In view of the rigorous usages specified, it was no marvel that a deficiency in the Avondale clip of '83 had led

to the resignation of Mr. Angus Cameron, and the installation of a new manager, a few weeks before the date

of these incidents. But the appointment of a strange boundary rider to the paddock adjoining Alf's campan

event which had taken place three or four months before the same dateseemed like a sudden angle and

Avondale homestation was nine miles distant. I had never met the new manager; but his name was

Wentworth St. John Ffrench; and, by all accounts, he acted up to it. Popular rumour likened him to the man

with the whole pound of tobacco, who had sworn against borrowing or lending. Mr. Ffrench could afford to

be independent of such men as Alf, but couldn't afford to establish a precedent for invalided carriers loafing

on the run. Of course, you would n't look at the thing in that light; but then, your name is not Wentworth St.

John Ffrench, and you would n't do for a manager of Avondale. You would have the run swarming with a

most tenacious type of trespassers before you knew what you were doing. Moreover, the moral responsibility

Neither had I ever seen the new Avondale boundary man; but I was prejudiced against him also. It required

no deep dive into the mysteries of Nomenology to augur ill from the nickname of 'Terrible Tommy.' The title

was, of course, satirical; the man an imbecile and fickle windbag. Still, this name was better than the

Evidently, my only chance was to deal directly with some one of the boundary men. I had already failed to

melt the musing Briton's eyes; and though I had, in a sense, prevailed over the Mongol, I could make no use

of him; so I found myself hanging, as you might say, by one strand, that strand being Terrible Tommy.

I must enlist this man, I mentally concluded, as a willing accomplice; and, by my faith, I'll do so before I

By this time, the sun was just setting. I left the bullocks near the boundary fence, turned Bunyip adrift, and

placed the saddle and bridle where I could find them again. Then crossing into Avondale, I picked my way

through a belt of tall lignum, sloppy with warm water, and alive with mosquitos; then on through scattered

timber until, a mile from the fence, appeared the oneroomed abode of the man I wanted. I knew where to

find the place, having stayed there one night when Bendigo Bill was in charge of the paddock. But now,

nearing the house, how I wished I had that frank, goodhearted old Eureka rebel to deal with instead of the

hardfeatured, sandycomplexioned man whom I saw carrying home a couple of buckets of water on a

wooden hoop. Our old friends, the Irresistible and the Immovable were about to encounter once more.

"Evening, sir," I cooed, with an urbanity born of the conditions already set down.

"Gude evenin' (Squire Western's expression!) Ye maun gang fairther, ye ken; fir fient haet o' sipper ye'se hae

frae me the nicht. De'il tak' ye, ye langleggit, lazy loun, flichterin' roun' wi' yir 'Gude evenin' sir!' an' a' sic'

clishmaclaver. Awa' wi ye! dinna come fleechin' tae me! The kintra's Isy wi' sic' haverils, comin'

sundoonin' on puir folk 'at henna mickle mair nir eneugh fir thir ain sel's. Tak' aff yir coat an' wark, ye

"Gude save's!" I snarled; "wha'gar ye mak' sic' a splore? Hoo daur ye tak' on ye till misca' a body sae sair's ye

dae, ye bletherin' coof? Hae ye gat oot the wrang side yir bed the morn?ir d'ye tak' me fir a

riefrandy?ir wha' the de'il fashes ye the noo? Ye ken, A was compit doon ayont the boondary, an' A

thocht A wad dauner owre an' hae a wee bit crack wi' ye the nicht. A wantit tae ken wha' like mon yir new

maunager micht be, an' tae speer twathree ither things firbye; bit sin' yir sae skrunty, ye maun tak' yir domd

sipper till yir ain bethankit ava, an' A'll gang awa' bock till ma ain comp. Heh!" And I turned away with

"Haud a wee," said the boundary rider, setting down his buckets, and slapping the back of his neck. "Ye ken,

A'm sae owrecam wi' thir awfu' mustikies that whiles A cannaBit cam awa' tae the biggin; cam awa' tae the

I helped Tommy out of his embarrassment by an occasional 'Ay, mun,' interjected into his apologetic and

cordial monologue; and so we reached the hut, where, after directing me to a seat, he filled a billy with some

"An' wha' dae they ca' ye?" he asked, turning his back to the fire, and surveying me with a kindly interest

"Tam Collins," I replied readily, though interrupted by a fit of coughing as I pronounced my surname.

"Ye'll no be yin o' the M'Callums o' Auchtermauchtie?" he inquired eagerly. "A kent them weel."

"Tam Airmstranganither Tam, ye ken. An' whaur ye frae? Wha' pairt o' the kintra was ye born in syne?" A

boggylooking place for a man to carry his integrity safely across; however, I replied,

Aweel, A was born on the braes o' Yarra. Ye ken, the time's gane lang wi' me sin' A rin aboot the braes, an'

"Ayy, mun!" rejoined my companion, echoing my homesick sigh. "D'ye kenA wadna' thocht ye was a

He seemed about to reply, but checked himself, and looked at me absently; then he turned to the fire, took his

canister from the shelf, and mechanically measured out a handful of tea. He stood gazing into the fire till

recalled to himself by the boiling of the billy; then a triumphant smile invaded his stern features; he took the

billy off the crook, threw the tea into it, clapped both hands on my shoulders, and quoted with fine effect that

"Bye attour, ma gutcher has A heigh hoose an' a leigh A' firbye ma bony sel', The lad o' Ecclefechan!

"Hahaha! The lad o' Ecclefechan, ye kenno the lass o' Ecclefechan! Losh! A hae whiles laffit mysen gey

near daft at yon! The lad o' Ecclefechan!" He gave way to another burst of hilarity, in which I sincerely

joined. "A henna' thocht aboot yon a towmond syne," he continued, wiping the dew of merriment from his

eyes; "bit ye hae brocht it bock the nicht. The lad o' Ecclefechan! hahaha! Ay, mun; A'm frae Ecclefechan,

an' ma feyther afore me. Syne, A hae been a' ip an' doon Ayrsheer, frae yin fair till anither wi' nowte. Brawly

dae A ken Mossgeil, an' Mauchline, an' Loughlea, an' the auld Brig o' Doon, firbye a wheen ither spotes ye 'se

"Ye what?" I retorted, in the mere wantonness of power. "Ye hae seen yon auld hauntet kirk, whaur witches

an' warlocks Hang an' loupit, an' Auld Nick himsel' screwt his pipes an' gart them skirl, till roof an' rafters a'

did dirl! ye hae keekit intil yon eerie auld ruin!an' syne ye daunert awa', an' thocht naethin' o' 't! Be ma

Tommy was now laying the table. He made no reply to my rebuke, but the forced and deprecating smile

But one of the most unpleasant experiences I can now recall to mind was the sitting down with that

unsuspecting fellowmortal to his sodabread and cold mutton, while I smiled, and smiled, and was a

Scotchman. The easy victory, tested by that moral straightedge we all carry, made me feel as mean as a

liveried servant; and when Tommy requested me to ask a blessing, and sat with his elbow on the table and his

face reverently veiled by his hand, whilst I wove a protracted and incoherent grace from the Lowland

vocabulary, I seemed to sink to the level of a prince's equerry. In fact, I would almost as soon make one of a

crowd to hurrah for a Governor as go through such an ordeal again. My truthfulnessperhaps the only

quality in which I attain an insulting preeminenceseemed outraged to the limit of endurance as I looked

forward to the inevitable detection, soon or late, of the impromptu deception which, in spite of me, was

However, I contented myself with directing the stream of conversation, and leaving the rest to Tommy. It

transpired that he had been four months in his present situation, and only nine in the country altogether. He

had got employment on Avondale by a lucky chance; and, though engaged only for six months, entertained

hopes that he might be baptised into the billet, to the permanent exclusion of Bendigo Bill.

For menial employment on Avondale was like membership in a Church, only that, to the carnal mind, there

was more in it; moreover, the initiation was attended with greater ceremony, and the possibility of expulsion

was kept further in the background. Once admitted into Avondale fellowship, the communicant might turn

out a white sheep or a black one; but he was still a sheep, whilst all outside the fold, white or black, as the

case might be, were goats. This may be illustrated by the incident which had just given Tommy the footing of

an unbaptised believer, provisionally admitted amongst the elect. He gave me the account, so far as it affected

himself; and Bendigo Bill, sitting on the same kerosenecase, long afterward narrated the episode fully.

Two years before the date of this record, Bendigo Bill's mind, such as it was, had been disturbed by the

discovery of gold at Mount Brown. As time went on, the occasional sight of northwardbound drays and

packhorses revived the old lunacy in its most malignant form, till the demoniac at last gave formal notice of

his intention to leave the station, and push his fortune on the diggings. His resignation was in due course

forwarded to Captain Royce; whereupon that potentate sent him a peremptory order to mind his paddock, and

not make an infernal exhibition of himself. The demon quaked and collapsed for the time, and Bill, in his

proper person, acquiesced with the humility customarily manifested by Avondale people when Captain

Royce was conducting the other side of the argument. But the evil spirit was scotched, not killed; and Bill

became a harmless melancholic, dwelling on old time memories of the diggings, and gradually lying himself

into the conviction that, if he had gone to Mount Brown, he could have told by the lay of the country,

Things being in this posture, there reached Avondale, in the winter of '83, a vague, intangible bruit of

somebody expecting to hit it on Mount Brown; and, shortly afterward, Bill, in a vision of the night, found

himself paddocking a bit of fourfoot ground for a free, lively, sixinch wash, running something like ten

ounces to the dishrough, shotty, waterworn gold. Next night the dream was repeated, but with this

addition, that the dreamer bent the point of his pick whilst hooking out of a sort of pocket in the pipeclay a

flat, dampershaped nugget that he could hardly lift. The third night found the ground richer than ever; but

Bill, knowing it to be a dream, and having no way of permanently retaining the gold he might get under such

conditions, very wisely contented himself with taking accurate observations of his landmarks, so that he

might know the place again when he saw it by daylight. Whilst so engaged, his attention was attracted by two

emus, which resolved themselves, respectively, into Captain Royce and Mick Mageethe latter being an old

mate of his own, accidentally killed on the Jim Crow, about fifteen years before. This made the assurance of

the thricerepeated dream triply sure; for the emu is one of the luckiest things a person can dream about; and

its identification with Captain Royce was as good as an old boot thrown by that awesome magnate; whilst its

association with Mick Magee made the cup of blessing overslop in all directionsMick having been, in the

days of his vanity, a man that brought luck with him wherever he went, particularly in shallow ground.

So Bill wiped from the tablet of his memory everything except the picture of a place where two gullies met,

after the fashion of a Y, and formed a bit of a blind creek, running between low ranges broken here and there

by the outcrop of a hungry white quartz. His dream intuitively conveyed the further knowledge that the

surrounding country had been prospected for a few floaters, and the creek, lower down, rootedup for bare

tucker, while this little spur of made ground, between the prongs of the Y, remained intactand there was

Again Bill, emboldened by the unholy afflatus caught from his earlier life, gave notice to the manager; this

time following up his action by buying a horse and springcart from a tanksinker, and conditionally selling

his own two horses. Then came Captain Royce's ukase, to the effect that no man must be allowed to swag the

country, ragged and homeless, with the story in his mouth that he had been boundary riding on Avondale for

ten years. Therefore, Bill's notice was passed over with the contempt it merited. But something must be done;

so a six months' leave of absence was granted; and the manager was instructed to employ, for that time only,

the first likelylooking stranger who presented himselfthe latter being clearly given to understand that he

was only in the loosest sense of the word an Avondale employe. If Bill returned on the expiration of his

furlough, he should be reinstated, and all would be forgiven; if he failed to return, such default would be

taken as evidence of contumacy; excommunication would promptly follow, and the station would thereby be

acquitted of all responsibility touching any destitute old bummer who might swag the country with the yarn

that he had been boundary riding on Avondale for ten years. Captain Royce could be stern enough when he

The emusection of the dream being thus partly fulfilled, Bill clutched at a release in any form; and it

happened that, simultaneously with the arrival of Captain Royce's mandate, came Tom Armstrong and his

mate, Andrew Glover, from a job of ringing on the Yanko. The manager, being named Angus Cochrane,

plumped Tom into the vacancy, and supplied him with a couple of old station horses. Bill remained a few

days longer, teaching Tom the routine of his work; then the manager slackedoff, and Bill harnessed his

horse and fled northwardnot because he disliked Avondale, but because he liked it so well that he was

impatient to make Captain Royce such a bid for the property as that nabob could n't think of refusing, with

On my mentioning Alf's bullocks, Tom told me that he had heard bells among the lignum in the corner of

Mondunbana, a few nights before, and had next morning found twenty bullocks and a bay horse on the

Avondale side of the fence. He knew that the Chow had passed them on to him to save trouble, so he

immediately passed them back to the Chow. Next evening, his neighbour had redelivered them to Avondale

f.o.b., and in the morning, Tom returned them to Mondunbarra c.o.d. Next night, the untiring Asiatic had

them back on Avondale o.r.; and in the morning, Tom did what he should have done at firstput them across

the river on to the station from whose bourne no trespasser returned. The ensuing adventures of the bullocks

Tom had acquired, without any severe wrench of his finer feelings, the boundary man's hostility to the

bullock driver, and was cultivating the same with all the energy of his race. His title, after all, was no more

quizzical in its application than that of Ivan the Terrible; and to understand how nasty a station vassal can

sometimes make himself, you must know a little concerning the manners none and customs beastly of the

And, to my unspeakable disgust, I found that though Tom had never met Alf personally, the unfortunate

outlaw was his Doctor Fell too. And the very spirit of Leviticus breathed in his tone as he informed me that

gin he had umquhile kent the nowte belangit tae yon illhairtet raff, he wad hae whummelt them owre the

burn (the Lachlan a burn! O, my country) lang syne, an' no fashit himsel' wi' ony sic' fiddlefyke.

Nothing but extreme caution would do here. The brutal truth of my unwarranted solicitude for the sick man

would certainly cause friction, and might spoil all. So, in a few wellchosen words, I informed Tom that

there was a trifle between Alf and me; and he was sick, just when I wanted to keep him on his feet for a

while. Would Tom (and my patois became so hideously homely that, for the reader's sake, I have to

paraphrase it)would Tom, as a personal favour to me, call round at Alf's camp, morning and evening, for a

No answer. The silken bond of our nationality would n't stand such a strain. Then I slowly drew out my

pocketbook, and, with the stifled sigh of a thrifty man, handed my compatriot one of the four onepound

notes which excluded me from the state of grace enjoyed by Lazarus; remarking, halfsullenly, that he could

n't be expected to take all this trouble for nothing; and though I was a poor man like himself, it would pay me

to get Alf at work again. And, considering that a bullock driver often has it in his power to do a good turn for

a boundary man, would n't it be better, I suggested, for Tom to do all this on his own account, without a

I had known better than to make such a proposition to Sollicker. That impracticable animalwho would

have uncovered his head to receive backsheesh, as backsheesh, from a 'gentleman'would have spurned my

lubricant as an unholy thing; and woe to Alf's bullocks if he had caught them again! But I was n't surprised to

find my modus vivendi accepted by this passive product of a social code fabricated and compiled in the

nethermost pita code which, under the heading of Thrift, frankly teaches the poor to grind each other

without scruple, whilst religiously avoiding all inquiry into the claims of the richa code, in fact, which

makes the greasing of the fat pig a work holy unto the Lord. The keen selfishness of my proposal touched a

kindred chord in poor Tom's bosom; the mettlesome casting of my sprat upon the waters, in sure hope of

finding a mackerel after many days, awoke his admiration; whilst an immediate and prospective advantage to

himself stood out through it all. Yet, under this crust of clannishness, cunning, and moneyhunger, there lay a

fine manhood. I saw the latter come to the surface a few months afterward. But that is another episode; and I

Tom knew of an island among the lignum, where the bullocks would be safe; and he would put them there in

the morning, after he had visited Alf. But I must take the bells off first. I thanked him with a sincerity out of

all keeping with my accent, and shortly afterward drew the intolerable conference gently to a close. Upon the

whole, I had impressed my host as a shrewd, wellinformed person, too much takenup with the cares of the

world and the deceitfulness of riches to dwell upon personal memories of the auld kintra. I was touched to

notice a certain disappointment and forlornness in his manner as he accompanied me to the boundary fence,

where we shook hands, and partedeach looking forward to the probability of meeting again, but with

And now, thought I, as I recovered Alf's saddle and bridle, heaven grant that that parting may be a Kathleen

Mavourneen one; and let me have some other class of difficulty to deal with next time.

Thus, in the best of spirits, owing to the prospect of some smooth travelling on my main trunk line, after

having traversed the steep and crooked section to which I had been committed by one touch of the switch two

hours before, I made my way through the lignum to Alf's camp; guided partly by the instinct which we share

unequally with the lower creation, and partly by the smell of the dead dog, zephyrborne on the night air.

After dragging the poor animal's body a little distance away, I vaulted into the wagon, and spoke cheerily to

No reply. I struck a match, and saw him sleeping the peaceful, dreamless sleep of a tired child. I lit a bit of

candle I had noticed in the daytime, and sat down to note his progress in a professional way. His pulse was

right, as I found by timing it with my own; and the hard swelling of the elbows seemed to have relaxed a

little. The backs of his hands were pretty bad with the external scurvy known as 'Barcoo rot' produced by

unsuitable food and extreme hardshipbut that had nothing to do with the complaint which had so strangely

overtaken him. His breathing was gentle and regular, though his face was covered with gorged mosquitos.

The healthy moistness of the skin showed that my prescription had operated as a sudorific, no less than as a

soporific. Altogether, there was a marked diminution of what we call febrile symptoms; and, better still, he

I lit my pipe, and contemplated the unconscious outlaw. Without being aggressively handsome, like Dixon or

Willoughby, Alf, in his normal state, was a decidedly noblelooking man, of the socalled AngloSaxon

type, modified hy sixty or eighty years of Australian deterioration. His grandfather had probably been

something like Sollicker; and the apprehensions of that discomfortable cousin were being fulfilled only too

ruthlessly. The climate had played Old Gooseberry with the fine primordial stock. Physically, the Suffolk

Punch had degenerated into the steeplechaser; psychologically, the chasm between the stolid English peasant

and the saturnine, sensitive Australian had been spanned with that facilis which marks the descensus Averni.

But the question of racial degeneracy, past, present, or to come, troubled its victim very little as he lay there.

Indeed, it had never troubled him much. He was one of those men who cannot learn to think systematically,

but who make up their deficiency by feeling the more intensely. And now that the unseen Guide had given

His beloved sleep, and the stern, defiant blue eyes were veiled, and the habitual frown smoothed from the fine

Presently, drifting into a philosophic mood, I placed my propositions in order, and, by the inductive system

applicable in such cases, read his history like a book, right back to the time when, according to a popular,

though rather tough, assumption, he had lain helpless and imbecile on his mother's knee, clad in a white

garment about four feet long, and with a pulsating soft place on the top of the bald head which wobbled on

his insufficient neck like a rainladen rose on a weak stalk. Little dreamed that mother, poor mortal! when

with tireless iteration she ticked off his extremities;'This pig went to market; this pig stayed at

home'little did she dream, when she wiped the perpetual dribble from his mouth; when she poured all

manner of unintelligible tommyrot into his inattentive and conspicuous earslittle did she then dream that

the blind evolution of events would transform her inexplicably valued baby into a scrap of floating wreckage

on a sea of trouble; scarcely amounting to a circumstance in the vast and endless procession of his

Doubtless, he would soon be on his feet again, but to what end? Merely to resume the old persecuted life, still

achieving, still pursuing, that strictly congruous penalty which waits upon the man whose life is one

protracted challenge to a world wherein no person except the systematic and successful hypocrite has too

many friends, or too good a character. Any fool can get himself hated, if he goes the right way to work; but

the game was never yet worth a rap, for a rational man to play. This in clear view of the fact that most people

lose more by their friends than by their enemies. But there are few sins more odious than illnature; and

there's nothing blessed about the persecution you undergo on that account. Your position is not heroic; at

best, it is only pitiable; at worst, it is detestable. Athanasius contra mundum is grand only in cases where the

snag is right, and the mundus wrong. Then persecution becomes the secondhighest form of

blessednessthe highest form, of course, being the ability to turn round and flattenout the persecutor. Now,

if Alf could open the windows of his understanding But then, one of the gravest disabilities in the leopard

of thirtyfive, or thereabout, is connected with the changing of his spots. Such is life.

With these reflections, I extinguished the candle, and left the wagon. The bullocks happened to be close by.

After the manner of workers, they had collected themselves on a piece of open ground; some folded asleep,

head to flank, while others lay chewing meditatively, reviewing the events of the day, and wondering what

the morrow might bring forth. Amidst the reposing group stood the hardy bay horse, the world forgetting, by

the world forgot; for, contrary to popular supposition, the horse has not half the innate sagacity of the ox,

though he is to a much greater extent the creature of habit, and therefore appears more teachable.

By the light of a good halfmoon, now declining in the west, I got the two bells off without much trouble,

and threw them under the wagon. Then, in case the Confucian might be an earlier bird than the lad o'

Ecclefechan, I put the bullocks and horse across the boundary fence, carefully replacing the brush I had

removed for their passage. From there I struck across to the sound of Cleopatra's bell, and brought my two

most useful friends to where the most valuable was still chainedup. In ten minutes, I had packed my share of

the things that make death bitter, and in another halfhour I had left Mondunbarra behind, and was well into

Avondale, working out in my own mind an abstruse ethical problem, which would have no interest for the

But not the narrative. I am mindful of my promise. As hour after hour passed, the insecurity of Alf's situation

grew upon me, till I could think of nothing else. Philosopherseer, I might sayas it has pleased heaven to

fashion me, I confess I could arrive at no definite forecast of the order which the outlaw's affairs would

assume at the next turn of the kaleidoscope. But I knew that it was in the nature of the kaleidoscope to turn.

In due time, the stars dimmed and disappeared; the deepblue of the southeastern sky paled to a greenish

tint, like the under side of a melon, changing slowly to an opaline hue; then imperceptibly succeeded a blush

of shellpink, presently shot with radial bars of dusky red; and now every object above the horizon stood

vividly revealed through the limpid airsoon to be blurred, distorted, or entirely withdrawn from view. In

the favourable interval of ten or fifteen minutes, I saw Poondoo homestead, six or eight miles ahead. In the

intermediate distance appeared a moving dot, which, as I was travelling at a walk, brought my fieldglass

into use. Only an irongrey man, in a pith hat, driving a pair of chestnuts in a buggy. No business of mine, I

thought, in my human shortsightedness; and I was lowering the glass, when the figure of another traveller

crossed its field. This last was a person bearing a startling resemblance to Mungo Park, inasmuch as he was

evidently a poor white man, with no mother to bring him milk, no wife to grind his corn. The solitude of the

place made the contrast between the two travellers impressive. I replaced the glass, thinking, with sorrow

rather than conceit, that I could make a better world myself, with my eyes shut. There was no irreverence in

the thought; the irreverence is on the part of any profane reader who forges the Creator's endorsement to that

good old rule and simple plan which was, is, and ever shall be, the outcome of Individualism. But the good

old rule, as you shall perceive, worked happily in this instance. Now try to imagine a writer of fiction

deliberately inventing an incident which seems to strike at the very root of his own argument. Then you will

have some idea of the annalist's stern veracity as opposed to the mere expediency of the novelist.

I was within a quarter of a mile of the swagman when the buggy overtook him. The driver drew up to a walk,

apparently yarning with Mungo; and I nearly tumbled off my horse when I saw him stop on the off lock, and

wait whilst the swagman deposited bluey on the footboard and himself on the seat. Then the chestnuts

tossed their heads, and the buggy resumed its way, surging across the crabholes like a canoe on rough water.

My soul went forth in a paean of joy, for, exactly as the perfect circle of a flying scrawl bespoke Giotto, this

action bespoke Stewart of Kooltopa, now masquerading under a pair of strange horses. Here was my

opportunity. Figuratively, I would put Alf in a basket, with a note pinned to his bib, and leave him on

Those whose knowledge of the pastoral regions is drawn from a course of novels of the Geoffrey Hamlyn

class, cannot fail to hold a most erroneous notion of the squatter. Of course, we use the term 'squatter'

indifferently to denote a stationowner, a managing partner, or a salaried manager. Lacking generations of

development, there is no typical squatter. Or, if you like, there are a thousand types. Hungry M'Intyre is one

type; Smythepetty, genteel, and parsimoniousis another; patriarchal Royce is another;

Montgomerykind, yet haughty and imperiousis another; Stewart is another. My diary might, just as

likely as not, have compelled me to introduce, instead of these, a few of the remaining ninehundred and

ninetyfive typesany type conceivable, in fact, except the slenderwitted, virginsouled, overgrown

schoolboys who fill Henry Kingsley's exceedingly trashy and misleading novel with their insufferable

twaddle. There was a squatter of the Sam Buckley type, but he, in the strictest sense of the word, went to

beggary; and, being too plump of body and exalted of soul for barrowwork, and too comprehensively

witless for anything else, he was shifted by the angels to a better worlda world where the Christian

gentleman is duly recognised, and where Socialistic carpenters, vulgar fishermen, and all manner of

Stewart, it must be admitted, was no gentleman. Starting with a generous handicap, as the younger son of a

wealthy and aristocratic Scottish laird, he had, during a Colonial race of forty years, daily committed himself

by actions which shut him out from the fine old title. He was in the gall of altruism, and in the bond of

democracy. Amiable demeanour, unmeasured magnanimity, and spotless integrity, could never carry off the

unpardonable sin in which this lost sheepowner wallowedthe taint, namely, of isocratic principle. When a

member of the classes takes to his bosom that unclean thing, in its naked reality, he thereby forfeits the title

of 'gentleman,' and becomes a mere man. For there is no such thing as a democratic gentleman; the adjective

and noun are hyphenated by a drawn sword. If the said unclean thing eats into its victim to the same extent

that the wolf did into Baron Munchausen's sleighhorse, the metamorphosed subject comes perilously near

being what the Orientals call a dog of a Christian. For there is no such thing as a Christian gentleman, except

as loosely distinguished from the Buddhist, Parsee, or Mahometan gentleman. Try the transposition:

gentlemanChristian. And why not, since you have the gentlemanthisorthat? Taking the shifty, insidious

title in its gotomeeting sense, every Christian is prima facie a gentleman; taking it in its everyday sense,

no 'gentleman' can be a Christian; for Christianity postulates initial equality, and recognises no gradation

So Stewart was never, even by inadvertence, spoken of as a gentlemanalways as a Christian. Threescore

years of wise choice in the perpetuallyrecurring alternatives of life, had made the Golden Rule his

spontaneous impulse; and now, though according to the shapenininiquity theory, he must have had faults,

no one in Riverina, below the degree of squatter, had proved sharp enough to detect them. It was considered

bad form to express approval of anything he did. 'Stewart! Oh, he's a (adj.) Christian!' That was all. He had

By a notable coincidence, Stewart was rich. Not owing to his Christianity, bear in mind; but partly to a

faculty for knowing by the look of a sheep, as it raced past, whether the animal was worth sixandtenpence

or seven shillings; partly to his being able to tell, by what was happening in some other quarter of the globe,

how the woolmarket was going to move; partly to his being connected with a thing that paid; partly to his

knowing when he was well off, and leaving the reflected meat to the inverted dog in the water; partly to a

stubborn crotchet which made him hold the giver of usury, as well as the taker, to be beyond the pale of

mercy; partly to a fine administrative ability; partly to the avoidance of expensive habitspartly to all these

Anyway, he could afford to impart, in judicious assistance to deserving and undeserving people, more than

the average squatter spends in usury and extravagance put together, and be better off all the while. An

illustration may not be amiss here. I'll tell you what I saw in the Miamia Paddock, on Kooltopa, during the

autumn and winter of '83that is, from six to nine months before the date of this discursive, yet faithful,

'83 was a bad year. The scanty growth of the '82 spring had been eaten off nearly as fast as it grew, and

afterward the millions of stock had to livelike the Melbourne unemployed of later timeson the glorious

sunshine. Then when the winter came, it brought nothing but frost; and the last state of the country was worse

than the first. The milewide stockroute from Wilcannia to Hay was strewn with carcases of travelling sheep

along the whole two hundred and fifty miles. On one part of the route, some frivolous person had stooked the

dried mummies (they were lying so thick) in order that drovers and boundary men might have the pleasure of

cantering on ahead to run the little mobs out of the way. And as human nature, thus sold, never grudges to

others participation in the sell, the stooks improved in size and lifelikeness for weeks and months. I

remember noticing once, in passing along the fiftymile stretch of that route which bisects the One Tree

Plain, that, taking no account of sheep, I never was out of sight of dying cattle and horseslet alone the dead

ones. The famine was sore in the land. To use the expression of men deeply interested in the matter, you

could flog a flea from the Murrumbidgee to the Darling. Or, to put it in another way: the life of stock in

Riverina was as cheap as the life of the common person in the novels of R. L. Stevenson, Rider Haggard,

Kooltopa, being the best of land, and lightly stocked, was an exception; and thither flocked nearly all the

uncircumcised of Riverina, with their homeless bullocks and horses. Stewart was n't the man to order them

off, while ordering would have been of any use; and in affairs of this nature, the squatter who hesitates is lost.

The time comes when grassloafers will stand a lot of ordering off; in extreme cases, such as the one under

review, they are about equal in tenacity to the Scythians or the Cimbri of olden times.

There was no end to them. Week after week, month after month, they came stringingin from

sevensyllabled localities on all points of the compass; some with sunburnt wives, and graduated sets of

supplejointed keensighted childrenthe latter, I grieve to admit, distinctly affirming that disquieting

There was plenty of rough feed in the Miamia Paddock, and there the tribes congregated to hold their

protracted Feast of Tabernacles, their vast campmeeting, which they by no means conducted on religious

lines. For the easy profanity, unconscious obscenity, and august slang of the back country scented the air like

myall; whilst the aggregate repertory of bon fide anecdote and reminiscence was something worth while.

No young fellow in that great rendezvous dared to embellish his narrative in the slightest degree, on pain of

being posted as a doubleadjective blatherskite; for his audience was sure to include a couple of critical,

cynical, irongrey cyclopedias of everything Australianeverything, at least, untainted by the spurious and

An evangelist, collecting money for the support of an Aboriginal mission, went fifty miles out of his way to

give these unregenerate brethren a word of exhortation. This good manhe probably never had a sovereign

which he regarded as his own; and, rest his soul! he needs no money nowthis good man afterward told me,

with tears of gratitude and sorrow in his eyes, that he got a fine collection in the Miamia, but no souls; and

Stewart sullenly avoided this gathering of the clans. He knew he was n't wanted there; and, as the paddock

consisted chiefly of purchased land, he felt that the conventionalities were, in a sense, violated. But what

At last, moved by the report of the Miamia boundary rider, he drove slowly along the river frontage, and

saw five miles of wagons, wagonettes, springcarts, buggies, tents, women, children, dogs, cookingutensils,

and masculine laundry. He saw fellows patching tarpaulins, mending harness making yokes, platting whips,

fishing, pighunting, reading Ouida, yarning round fires, or trying to invent some new form of gambling; but

he only saw their backs, and they did n't see him at all. He took a tour round the paddock, and found a

racecourse duly laid out in a suitable place, with a few fellows training their bits of stuff for a coming event.

Others were duckshooting in the swamps, and others after turkeys on the plains, whilst a few diverted

themselves by coursing rabbits on the sandhills. And as for bullocks and horseswhy, they were as

A closer examination brought to light his own sheep. Wild and shy, as paddocked merinos always are, these

had withdrawn to the quietest places they could find, and were there making the best of a bad job. Stewart

lost his temper, for once; and he that is without similar sin among the readers of this simple memoir is hereby

He allowed the sun to go down upon his wrath. Next morning, he rallied up all his station hands; mustered

the Miamia Paddock; distributed the sheep elsewhere over the run; and thus washed his hands of all

Toward spring, he drove round the camps again, pausing here and there to give the trespassers a bit of his

mind: 'Now, boys; I must get you to shift. Lots of perishing teams not able to get down out of the back

country till now, and all making for this paddock. Must leave a bit of grass for them when they come.' And

more to the same effect. So the settlement gradually brokeup, and things returned to their normal monotony.

But not altogether so. Some of the nomads wanted land, and had means to back their desire. Rambling

leisurely over the station paddocks, with the county map for reference, these people saw where the most

eligible allotments were, and presently picked the eyes out of the run; in some cases, shifting straight from

Saint Peter, I should imagine, had narrowly watched the squatter's attitude when the Assyrian came down like

a person flying from perdition. Afterward, he had noted with approval that the new selectors were treated

with the same forbearance and benevolence they had formerly experienced as refugees. But not until he saw

Stewart pounce on the incident of the mammoth surpriseparty as a clinching argument against

landmonopoly, did that austere janitor hang his keys on his thumb, to huntup, far back in his book, the

page reserved in case of rich men. And still the metaphor of the camel and the needle's eye stands

unimpaired. The difficulties vanish only when you attain some conception of what the Kingdom of God

ishow much more to the purpose than pearly gates or jasper seas; how accordant with the Ormuzd in man;

how premeditated in design; how indomitable in patience; and how needfully and inexorably guarded by the

"Yes; I have a (sheol) of a long stage before me today. Been travelling all night?"

"Only since about twelve. I camped yesterday in the Dead Man's Bend, on Mondunbarra. I've been kept on

the move since dinnertime, or so. Tell you how it came. I was lying in the shade of a tree, having a smoke,

and thinking about one thing or another, when I heard some one calling from the other side of the river. It was

Stewart sighed, glanced toward the southeast, produced a cigarcase, took thence three cigars, handed one

to me and another to Mungo Park lit the third himself, then smoked listlessly and mechanically.

"Good," he remarked, throwing away the inchlong stump of his cigar, and gathering his reins. "What's your

"Bob Stirling," replied the African explorer. "I worked on Kooltopa, many years ago, but I don't suppose you

"I'm not sure. However, I'll find a nice comfortable week's work for you, at all events. Collins, I give you

credit. You should have gone into politics. You'd have made a dd good diplomatist."

"I'm glad you think so, Mr. Stewart. But the main body of the story has to come. You see, I was, in a sense,

no farther forward than at first. Alf's bullocks were only respited, and briefly at that. So, as I was telling you,

I left them against the boundary fence, and walked across to interview this Terrible Tommy. He was my last

resource. I just met him carrying home a couple of buckets of water from the lagoon. 'Evening, sir,' says I, as

Stewart glanced at the blazing orb, now slowly climbing the coppery sky, sighed again, lit another cigar, and

"Dd if I approve of your action in that instance, Collins," he remarked gravely, throwing away his

"Indeed, Mr. Stewart, I don't defend the action. I only endeavour to palliate it on the plea of necessity. And, if

Adam fell in the days of innocency, what should poor Tom Collins do in the days of villainy?"

"Shakespear," observed the squatter approvingly, as he drew a bottle and glass from a candlebox under the

seat. "Misquoted, though, unless my memory betrays me. But I look at the thing in this wayThe Poondoo

people put a couple of bottles of Albury into the buggy; and I think we can do one of them now, early as it is.

When shall we three meet again? Eh? How is that for aptness? A Roland for your (adj.) Oliver.I look at the

thing in this way, CollinsBut you mustn't take anything on an empty stomach. I have some sandwiches

here." He handed a couple to me, a couple to Bob, and reserved a couple for himself."I look at the thing in

this way. I put myself in Tommy's place. Now, if any man presumed to play such a trick on mewhy, dn

"O, stop, please! don't fill that glass for me! I'm very sensible of your disapproval, Mr. Stewart. I'm more

sorry than I can expressnot in the way of penitence, certainly, but that I should be unfortunate enough to

have incurred your displeasure. I wish you could put yourself in my place, instead of Tommy's.Well, long

"Thanks for the good wish, Collins, and to (sheol) with the flattery. I may tell you that I do put myself in your

place, as well as in Tommy's. But, dn it, you don't seem to be alive to the principle of the thing.

You'renot a blueribboner, I suppose?" And he tendered the replenished glass to Bob. "Bad hand you've got,

"Yes, sir; I was an ensign in the Queen's 64th. We formed part of Havelock's column of relief." The placid,

"You don't seem to be alive to the principle of the thing," repeated Stewart, turning again to me. "Your

cosmopolitanism is a dd big mistake. Every man has a nationality, remember; and though you'll find many

most excellent fellows of all races, yet, if you want the real thing, you must look"

"May God bless you, Mr. Stewart!" murmured Stirling of Ours, raising the glass to his lips.

"Thank you, my friend.You must look to Scotland for it. And, dn it, man, this is the very

nationality you have been fleering at. Of course, I don't dwell on the subject because I happen to be a

Scotsman myself; only, I must say I should never have expectedBut what do you think is the matter

"Difficult to say. Some sort of arthrodynic complaint, I fancy; at all events, he's badly gone in most of his

"Poor devil!" soliloquised the squatter, filling the glass for himself. "He's a bad lota dn bad lota

dnation bad lot. Bitter, vindictive sort of man. You're familiar, like myself, with Shakespear; now, Morris

"This Titus, as you may remember, was expelled from Athens by the people, after they had elected him

consul. They could n't stand his dd pride. He took up his abode in a cave, and, for the rest of his life, met

every overture of friendship with taunts and insults. Even in his epitaph, written by himself:

"Now, dn it, I committed those lines to memoryay, fortyfive years ago. I wish I could recall them."

Here lies a wretched corse, of wretched soul bereft; Seek not his name. A plague consume you wicked catiffs

left. Here lie I, Timon, who, alive, all living men did hate. Pass on, and curse thy fill, but pass, and stay not

"Good," replied the squatterall his hurry forgotten in the fascination of profitless gossip. "Now there you

"But the misanthropy of the Shakespearean hero was not without cause, Mr. Stewart," I urged. "Given certain

rigorous circumstances, acting on a given temperament, and you have a practically inevitable

sequenceperhaps a pious faith; perhaps a philosophic calm; perhaps an intensified selfishness; perhaps a

sullen despairin fact, the variety of possible results corresponds exactly with the variety of possible

circumstances and temperaments. In the case of the Greek misanthrope, the factor of temperament is first

carefully stated; then the factor of circumstances is brought into operation; then the genius of the dramatist

supplies the resultant revolution of moral being, in such a manner as to excite sympathy rather than

reprobation. Reasoning from cause to effect, we see the inevitableness of the issue. But in Morris's case, we

"And it rests with us to account for this from prior conditions of temperament and circumstances. Then

we shall have, so to speak, the second and third terms; and from these it won't be difficult, I think, to

calculate the term which should antecede them, namely, temperament. Morris is a widower. His wife was a

magnificent singer, and, in a general way, one of those tawnyhaired tigresses who leave their mark on a

"Well, no; these tawnyhaired tigresses don't have children. Anyway, she died some ten years ago; but at the

"They could n't have been living long together; or else he married young," suggested Stewart.

"No, they were n't long together: but Alf is a man of peculiar moral constitution; he frets a lot over her

memory; loves and hates her at the same time. Secondary to this, is a misunderstanding with his father, which

caused Alf to clear off, leaving the old man to mind everything himself. Of course, I'm only giving you the

heads; and my information is derived from no random hearsay, but is obtained by an intransmissible power of

"It remains, then," I continued, "to determine the temperament which, acted upon by these circumstances, has

given the result which is already before us. Now, I think that that temperament, though, perhaps, tending to

the volcanic, must have been a sensitive and an amiable one; however it may have soured and hardened into

"If there's one thing I hate like (sheol)" replied the squatter gravely, "it is the quoting of Scripture as against

my fellowcreature; but, dn it, we are told that 'when the righteous man turneth away from his

righteousness, and committeth iniquity all the days of his vanity which God giveth him under the sun, he

shall be likened unto a foolish man that built his house upon the sand.' You know the rest. If we take upon us

to judge Morris at all, we must judge him as he is. Your judgment is generous, but nonsensical; mine is

rational, but churlishdd churlish." He paused, in evident discomfort, flicked a roleypoley with his

whip, and continued. "You know, I had him on Kooltopa for a couple of months, bringing in pine logs, when

Barker's sawingplant was there. Well, without going into detailsCapable fellow, too; fine combination

of a cultivated man and an experienced roughandready bushman. Strictly honest, also, I thinkonly for

"Doctor Johnson liked a good hater," I suggested sadly, for it was evident that my unfortunate prot g had

You can imagine, by that circumstance alone, what a strong tincture of venom was held in solution by this

feeble tenant of an hour. Indeed, if the matter had rested with the squatters, they would have starved him out

of Riverina by industrial boycott. But the intransport of wool, and the outtransport of goods, are cares that,

as a rule, fall to the lot of the forwarding firms; and these resemble George IV., in having no predilections

(though, let us hope, the similarity ceases here). Hence, the jolly good soul of a carrier, with lots of spring in

himthe man who seldom buys any groceries, whose breath often smells like broached grogcargo, and

who makes a joke of camping for a few weeks with a load on his wagonis very naturally passed over in

favour of the misanthrope who neither asks nor gives quarter. And the personal popularity of the latter with

"Doctor Johnson be dd!" replied the squatter warmly. "What is his dictum worth? What the (sheol) entitled

him, for instance, to sneer at the very element of population that has made Britain a nation? You know what I

allude to? Now, speaking with strict impartiality, it strikes me dd forcibly that the finest prospect England

ever saw is the road that leads from Scotland." He checked himself, and continued in a gentler tone. "That

just reminds me of a very able article I read some time agoI think it was in Blackwood's. The writer proves

that your Shakespear must have imbibed his genius, to a great extent, in Scotland. He grounds his argument

partlyand I think, justlyon the fact that the best play in the collection is a purely Scottish one. He makes

a dd strong point, I remember, of the expression, 'blasted heath.' 'Say from whence, upon this blasted heath

"Yes," I replied mechanically. And then, avoiding the eye of the grand old saint, and hating myself as a

buffoon, I continued, "My own conjecture is that something must have occurred to irritate the dramatist

whilst he was writing that passage, and the expression slipped from his pen unawares."

"Never!" replied Stewart. "No man under the influence of petty irritation ever wrote anything like the passage

where that expression occurs. Criticism is not your forte, Collins. The writer I'm speaking of sees a landscape

photographed in those two words. Pardon me for saying that your talent seems to run more in the line of

lowcomedy acting. I don't like referring to it again, but dn it all, my interest in you personally makes me

"Indeed, Mr. Stewart, I can't tell you how sorry I am to have fallen in your estimation. But you were speaking

"Ay. To return to Morris. Do you know how he came to leave the Bland country, some five or six years ago?"

"The kernel of truth in that report, Mr. Stewart, is that he spoke of a certain boundary rider as a man that

"Well, in the first place, I'm only allowing for fair average growth in the report; and in the second place,

when a person shoots a boundary man, he's not allowed to just change his district, and go his way in peace."

"Sometimes he is. I'll tell you how it happened with Morris." And the man who had a profanely long stage

before him settled into an easy position, his heels on top of the splashboard, and his arms behind the back of

the seat, whilst Bob held the reins. "It was on Mirrabooka. O'Grady Brothers had owned the place for a few

years; but they were careless and intemperate, great lovers of racehorses, and dd extravagant all

"You're perfectly right. They got involved, and had to sell the place. Prescott bought it; and it was about a

month after he had taken possession that the thing occurred. During the O'Grady's time, the bullock drivers

had made a dd thoroughfare of the run, zigzagging from one tank to another, and passing close to the home

station. Prescott determined to put a stop to this. He locked all the gates on the track, and secured the tanks

with cattleproof fences, and kept his men foxing the teams day and night; and along with all this, he

prosecuted right and left. Dd hard on the bullockies, of course, and far from generous on Prescott's part;

but it acted as a check; and in a couple of months the track was closed for good. However, just in the thick of

the trouble, Morris crossed the run, and, of course, fared neither better nor worse than the rest. One evening

he was seen taking down a fence and camping at a new tank, a couple of miles from the homestead; and at

nine or ten o'clock that night he rode up to the station, and asked to see Mr. Prescott. When Prescott appeared,

Morris drew him aside and told him, as cool as a dd cucumber, that he wanted to make a deposition before

him, as a magistrate, to the effect that he had just shot a man for attempting to remove his bullocks. Prescott

refused to take the deposition just then; but he had a pair of horses put in a wagonette. and took the

storekeeper with him, to accompany Morris to where the thing had happened. When they got there, dn the

sign of a body could they find; but Morris showed them the spot, and strictly charged them to note it well.

Then he refused to have anything more to do with the dd business, and went after his bells, while Prescott

and the other fellow returned to the station, cooeeing and listening as they went. They overtook the man on

the way, with a revolver bullethole through his arm, and the bullet lodged in his side. Of course, he was one

of the station menI forget his name at the present moment, but it's no matter. When they got the chap

home, and found there was nothing dangerous, Prescott had his horse saddled at once, and followed the track

till he came to Morris's wagon; from there he went to the bells, and found Morris minding his bullocks. They

had a long conference, and Prescott went home. Next morning, Morris continued his journey; and when he

unloadedabout sixty miles this side of Mirrabookahe came right on to Riverina. Now, Collins; you put a

dd big value on your acumen, and your sagacity, and your penetration, and all the rest of itWhat do you

"Good," replied the squatter complacently. "Now I'll give you the key. When the O'Gradys sold the station,

there was a �200 tank nearly finished, but not paid for; and somehow (dd if I know how people can make

such blunders!)somehow this tank was overlooked in the valuation. Prescott considered that the terms of

sale included the tank, the liability being still on the O'Gradys; while they imagined that the whole transaction

was taken off their hands. If the truth must be told, Prescott tried to do a sharp thing, under the cloak of an

oversight; and the O'Gradys checkmated him with a dd sight sharper thing. In this way. Their last action,

while the station remained in their power, was to transfer the tank to the Department, on condition that a

section of land should be reserved round it. The Department accepted it on these terms, and struck the section

off the Mirrabooka assessment; but Prescott got wind of the thing before it was gazetted, and was moving

heaven and earth to secure the reserve, just at the time Morris camped there. How Morris came by this

information beats the devil; but, of course, all he had to say to Prescott was, 'I caught some dd scoundrel

stealing my bullocks by night off the Government reserve close by here. I tried without effect to get them

from him peaceably; and I was compelled to stop him by force. I was careful to ask him if he was a

Government official; but, dn it, he gave me an insulting answer; then, knowing him to be a cattlethief at

large, I shot him in the act of felony.' It did n't suit Prescott to stirup the question of the reserve just at that

timeso what the (sheol) could he do? And, in any case, Morris was within his legal rights; the reserve was

as free to him as to Prescott; and, dn it all, stock must be protected. Curious case altogether. Of course,

Prescott afterward got the land secured quietly. But just think of the coldblooded calculation and dd

"Well," I replied, baffled and hopeless, "I've nothing more to say, except that, generally speaking, the man

who ought to be avoided is just the sort of person that my own refractory nature clings to with the

fellowfeeling which makes us wondrous kind. Therefore I'll go away sorrowfulnot because I have great

possessions, for I certainly have n'tbut because my last hope for Alf was that you might interest yourself in

A halfinquiring, halfincredulous look crossed the frank face of the fine old believer, followed by one of his

"Why, dn it, man, have n't I arranged that already with Bob here?" said he, resuming a normal position on

the seat, and taking the reins from his companion's hand. "We're going straight to the Dead Man's Bend.

"Nonsense. But is n't it a most remarkable thingwhat we're too apt to call a mere coincidence? Here I find

Bob footsore, through walking in bad boots; and while I'm wondering what in the devil's name to do with

him, you tell me of Morris; and I see immediately why Bob was placed in my way. It's the legislation of an

unsleeping Providence, Collinsnothing short of it. We meet with these Divine adjustments of

circumstances every day of our lives, if we only choose to recognise them. Thinking over these things makes

me feel devilish small in my own eyes, but all the more confident, knowing that not a sparrow falls to the

ground without Oh, dn it! look where the sun has got to! Goodbye! I mightn't see you again. I've sold

"Ay. Crowdedout. Going to Queensland. They'll tell you about it at Poondoo. Goodbye."

INTRODUCTORY.On the evening of Tuesday, the 8th, I had called officially at Mondunbarra homestead.

No one was visible except Bert Smythe, the managing partner's younger brother, who was leaving the store,

with a ring of keys on his finger. His icy response to my respectful greeting revived certain memories

connected with the Chinese boundary man, and Warrigal Alf's bullocks, as related in last chapter. In the

fewest words possible, Bert informed me that Mr. Smythe was in Melbourne, and would n't be back for

another week. If I chose to leave the K form with himself, it would be filled up and posted to our Central

Office immediately on Mr. Smythe's return. Which would save me the trouble of calling at the station again

for some time. I gave him the K form, and he was moving away toward the barracks, when I asked him if he

could let me have a bob's worth of flour and a bob's worth of tea and sugar. Without a word, he turned back

to the store, and supplied the articles required, whilst I monologued pleasantly on the topics of the day. When

I inquired where I would be likely to find a bit of grass, he glanced at my halfstarved horses; and I honoured

him for the evident accession of sympathy which dictated his ready reply. He informed me that the only

available grass was to be found in the near end of Sam Young's paddock, and proceeded to give me directions

that a child might follow. Fixing these in my mind, I went round by the slaughteryard, to solicit from the

Tungusan butcher a pluck for Pup; and, altogether, by the time I reached Sam Young's paddock, night had

imperceptibly setin. The atmosphere was charged with smokeprobably from some big fire among the

spinifex, far away northwardand a nucleus of brighter light on the meridian showed the position of a

gibbous moon. Yet the hazy, uniform light, disciplining the eye to its standard, seemed rather like a noonday

dulled to the same shade. The temperature was perfect for comfort, so I fared well enough; whilst with

respect to my horses, I could only hope that Bert had been unfaithful to his chief and clan.

Just at sunrise, one glance round the vicinity brought me out of my possumrug with an impression that there

was nothing but roguery to be found in villainous man. The country on all sides was as bare as the palm of

your hand; and my horses, a quarter of a mile away, were nibbling at the stumps of cottonbush. Breakfast,

however, was the first consideration, as I hadn't bothered about supper on the previous nightthough filling

Whilst baking a johnnycake of such inferior quality as to richly deserve its backcountry designation, and

meanwhile boiling my quartpot on a separate handful of such semicombustibles as the plain afforded, I

found myself slowly approached by a Chinaman, on a roan horse. And though it is impossible to recognise

any individual Chow, I fancied that this unit bore something more than a racial resemblance to the one from

"Mornin', John," said I condescendingly. "You scootum longa homestation big one hurry."

"Paul Sam Young," corrected the boundary man. "You wantee glass you holse?twotlee daygoo' glass?

"It is the voice of a god, and not of a man!" I replied. "Haveum drink o' tea, Paul? Haveum bit o' dupang?

Paul dismounted, and, declining my meagre hospitality, gave me copious information respecting the

Trinidad. The nearest corner of this paddock was only eight miles away; but it would be expedient to go

round by certain tracks, making the distance twelve or fourteen miles. It was a small paddockfive by

twobeing portion of a five by ten, recently divided. There was no water in it. It was crossed by a shallow

billabong which had been dammed when the dividing fence was erected; but the first flood in the Lachlan had

burst an opening in the embankment, so that even at the end of the previous winter there was no water in the

paddock, except a drop of sludgy stuff in the excavation. Hence the grass. There was no stock in the Trinidad,

and no one in charge. There were two station men, with a team of bullocks and scoop, cleaning out the dam

and repairing the bank; but they would n't see anything. Also, Mr. Smythe was away in Melbourne, and

would n't be back for another week. Of course, it took me about halfanhour to Champollion all this

"You allee same Christian," I remarked, packing away my breakfastservice. "You go longa good place

"Me Clistian allee same you," he replied, not without dignity "Convelt plully long time. 'Paul' Clistian name.

With this he bade me a civil goodbye, and went his way. Then I saddledup and started for the Trinidad;

mentally placing Mr. Smythe, Bert, and myself, in one dish of the moral scale, and this undesirable alien in

And this conclusion was more than verified when I reached my destination. The grass was something

splendid. Any island or peninsula of plain among the tall lignum would do for a camp; and there was a good

Between one thing and another, it might have been about three in the afternoon when, with Pup reposing by

my side, I finally settled down to an afterdinner smoke from the sage meerschaum often deservedly noticed

The two greatest supraphysical pleasures of life are antithetical in operation. One is to have something to

do, and to know that you are doing it deftly and honestly. The other is to have nothing to do, and to know that

you are carrying out your blank programme like a good and faithful menial. On this afternoon, the latter line

of inaction seemed to be my path of dutyeven to the extent of unharnessing my mind, so that when any

difficulty did arise, I might be prepared to meet it as a bridegroom is supposed to meet his bride. Therefore

whenever my reasoning faculties obtruded themselves, I knapp'd 'em o' the coxcombs with a stick, and cry'd

'Down, wantons, down.' Briefly, I kept my ratiocinative gear strictly quiescent, with only the perceptive

apparatus unrestrained, thus observing all things through the hallowed haze of a mental sabbath. There is a

positive felicity in this attitude of soul, comparing most favorably with the negative happiness of Nirvana.

"No, Steve," I murmured, without even raising my eyes. "Tea in the quartpot there. What are you after? Or

"Well, you've bottomed on the wash. Thought you were out to Kulkaroo, with salt?"

"Just getting down again, with a halfload of pressed skins. Bullocks living on boxleaves and lignum. Rode

over to get the geography of this place by daylight. Saunders, the fencer, told me about it this morning. He's

got a tenmile contract away on Poolkija, and he's going out with three horses and a drayload of stores for

himself. Dray stopped on the road for the last week, with his wife minding it. Horses supposed to be lost in

the lignum on Yoongoolee, and him hunting them for all he's worth. Keeps them planted all day, and tails

them here at night. He would n't have laid me on, only that he's going to drop across them tomorrow

"Baxter and Donovan. It's a good step to travelmust be ten or twelve milebut this grass is worth it. Safe,

too, from what I hear. Might get two goes at it, by taking the bullocks out at daylight, and planting them till

Thompson turned his horse, and disappeared round a promontory of lignum. By this time, the sun was

dipping, dusky red, toward the smoky horizon; so I addressed myself to the duties of the evening, which

consisted in taking my horses and Pup to the water, and bringing back a supply for myself. Also, as a

Daylight had now melted into soft, shadowless moonlight; and the place was no longer solitary. Dozens of

cattle were scattered round, harvesting the fine crop of grass; and Thompson, with his two confederates,

joined me. During daylight, I had made it my business to find a secluded place, bare of grass, where a fire

could be kindled without offending the public eye; and to this spot the four of us repaired to see about some

Before the first match was struck, a sound of subdued voices behind us notified the coming of two more

One of these was Stevenson, a tanksinker, now on his way northward with twentytwo fresh horsesfresh,

by the way, only in respect of their new branch of industry, for the draft was madeup entirely of condemned

The other arrival was a Dutchman, who brought his two tenhorse teams. A thrifty, honest, sociable fellow

he was; yet nothing but the integrity of narrative could possibly move me to repeat his name. It was Helsmok,

with the 'o' sounded long. The first time I had addressed him by namemany years beforea sense of

delicacy had impelled me to shorten the vowel, also to slur the first syllable, whilst placing a strong accent on

the second. But he had corrected me, just as promptly as Mr. Smythe would have done if I had called him

Smith, and far more civilly. He had even softened the admonition by explaining that his strictness arose from

a justifiable family pride, several of his paternal ancestors having been mano'war captains, and one an

admiralin which cases, the name would certainly seem appropriate. But some Continental surnames are

sad indeed. The rollcall of Germany furnishes, perhaps, the most unhappy examples. There are bon fide

German names which no man of refinement cares about repeating, except in a shearers' hut or a gentlemen's

"Shadowed you chaps," remarked Stevenson, replying to the bullock drivers' look of inquiry. And he also

"Jis' missed my ole camp by about ten chain!" cheerfully observed Saunders, entering the arena with a billy in

one hand and a small calico bag in the other. "I was makin' for her when when I heard you (fellows) talkin'.

"Gittin' out with loadin', Helsmok?" asked Donovan, while we waited the boiling of the billies.

"Yoos gittin' dan mit der las' wool," replied the Dutchman. "I make der slow yourney; but, by yingo, I mus'

"Ought to change that name of yours, Jan," remarked Thompson, with real sincerity. "It's an infernal name for

"Give it the aristocratic touch," proposed Stevenson. "Sign yourself Jean Fum e de l'Enfer."

"Why not the scientific turn?" I asked. "Make it Professor John OxySulphuret, F.R.S.Foreigner Rastling

"Tank you, yentlemen," replied the genial Mynheer. "Mineself, I enyoy der yoke. Bot I am brout of my name.

Mit mine forefadders, it have strock der yolly goot fear of Gott into der Spaniar' und der English."

"No wonder," sighed Thompson, purposely misconstruing the honest vindication. "And it'll have the same

effect on anybody that considers it properly. But for that very reason, it's not a decent name."

"Old enough," rejoined Thompson gloomily. "It was to the fore when Satan was slung out of heaven; and it'll

be going as strong as ever when we're trying to give an account of ourselves. It won't be a joking matter

Nor was it any longer a jokingmatter for our assembly. Soon, however, the billies were taken off the fires,

After supper, we adjourned to the open plain. The night was delicious; and for halfanhour the congress

was governed by that dignified silence which backcountry men appreciate so highly, yet so unconsciously.

Then the contemplative quiet of our synod was broken by the vigorous barking of Saunders' dog, at a solitary

"Gostruth, that 'on't do!" muttered the fencer, hastily starting toward the dog. "That's visible to the naked eye

"Recalls the most perfect pun within my knowledge," remarked Stevenson. "A lady, travelling by coach, had

a pet dog, which annoyed her fellowpassengers till one of them remonstrated. 'I'm surprised that you don't

like my dog,' says the lady; 'he's a real Peruvian.' 'We don't object to your Peruvian dog,' says the passenger,

Before our company had recovered from the painful constraint induced by this unfathomable joke, Saunders

"Dead spit of my poor old Monkey," remarked Thompson sadly, as he caressed the dog. "Never felt the thing

"Well, I offered you a fiver for him," rejoined Donovan. "Never know'd a man to have luck with a thing that

"Monkey would never have stayed with you," replied Thompson. "That dog would have broke his heart if

he'd been parted from me. Tell you how I lost him. Last winter, when I was loadedout for

Kenilworthwhere I met Cooperyou might remember it was dry, and frosty, and miserable, and the

country as bare as a stockyard; and mostly everybody loafing on Kooltopa. Well, I dodged round by

Yoongoolee, stealing a bite of grass here, and a bite there; and travelling by myself, so as not to be worth

orderingoff the runs; and staying with the bullocks every night, and keeping them in decent fettle,

"So, one evening, I left the wagon on that bit of red ground at the Fifteenmile Gate, and tailed the bullocks

down in the dark to sample the grass in Old Sollicker's horsepaddock. About eleven at night, when the first

of them began to liedown, I shifted the lot to an open place, so as to have them all together when they got

full. I was in bodily fear of losing some of them among the lignum, in the dark; for it's a hangingmatter to

duff in a horsepaddock on Yoongoolee. I knew Old Sollicker was as regular as clockwork, and I was safe till

sunrise; so I intended to rouseup the bullocks just before daylight, to lay in a fresh supply. In the meantime,

"Don't know what was the cause; but the thing that woke me was the jingle of a Barwell horsebell on one

side, and the rattle of a bridle on the other. Sure enough, there was the sun halfanhour high, and Old

Sollicker about thirty yards off, and here on the other side was his two horses dodging away from him; and

me in a belt of lignum, halfway between; and my twenty bullocks, as bold as brass, all feeding together in

the open, a bit to the left of the horses. It was plain to be seen that the old fellow hadn't caught sight of the

bullocks on account of the belt of lignum where I was planted; but he was making for an openish place, not

twenty yards ahead of him, and when he got there it would be all up. So I grabbed hold of Monkey, and fired

him at the horses. He was there! He went like a boomerang when I let him rip, and in two seconds he had the

blood flying out of those horses' heels; and, of course, they streaked for the clear ground near the hut. As

soon as I let the dog go, I turned my attention to Sollicker. At the first alarm, he stopped to consider; then,

when the horses shot past him, with the dog eating their heels, he rubbed his chin for about two

minutesand me trusting Providence all I was ablethen he gave a sort of snort, and said, 'Well, I be dang!'

and with that he turned round and went toward his hut. That was the signal for me to clear; and in fifteen

minutes I had all my stock in safetybar poor Monkey; and I never saw him from that day to this."

"And did n't I hunt for him till I was sick and tired? I spent half that day hunting for him; and next morning I

went back seven mile, and called at the hut to ask Mrs. Sollicker if her old man had seen a magpie steer, with

a bugle horn, anywhere among the lignum; and when I got clear of the hut, I whistled till I was black in the

face; and still no dog. I hunted everywhere; and still no dog. Vanished out of the land of the living. That dog

would never leave me while he had breath in his body; and when he did n't come back, after he had chivied

"Shshsh!" whispered Stevenson. And, following the direction of his look, we discerned the approaching

"Ben Cartwright," observed Baxter, after a pause. "Anybody else comin', I wonder? Seems like as if people

"I move that all trespassers ought to be prosecuted with the utmost vigour o' the (adj.) law," remarked

Donovan aloud, as the newcomer dismounted and liberated his horse, a few yards away.

"We should certainly be justified in taking the opinion of the Court on a test case," added Stevenson.

"Suppose we make an example of Cartwright? Oh, I beg your pardon!" For the intended sacrifice was just

"Been scoutin' for you (fellows) this last halfhour," he remarked sociably, but in the suppressed tone

befitting time and place. "Seen samples o' your workin' plant, an' know'd who to expect. Heard the dog

"Know Jack Lingat the Boree Paddick, about four mile out there? Well, I worked on his horsepaddick las'

night, an' he follered me up this mornin', an' talked summons. But I ain't very fierytempered, the way things

is jis' now; an' I got at the soft side o' the (adj.) idolator; an' he laid me on here. Reckoned I'd mos' likely fine

"One good point about a Chow boundary man," observed Thompson. "So long as you don't interfere with his

My own experience of the morning led me to endorse this judgment; wherefore, if John didn't exactly rise in

the estimation of the camp, he certainly reduced his soundings in its destestation.

"Comin' down without wool, or wagon, or any (adj.) thing," replied Cartwright. "Jist loafin' loose. Bullocks

deadbeat. Left the wagon tarpolined at the Jumpin' Sandhill, a fortnit ago. Five gone out o' eighteen since

"Well, no. Run out o' tucker today, an' reckoned I'd do till I foun' time to go to Booligal tomorrow."

While three or four of the fellows placed their eatables before Cartwright, Thompson remarked:

"You gave me a bit of a start. When I saw you coming, it reminded me of one time I got snapped by

Barefooted Bob, on WoWinya, while M'Gregor owned the station. For all the world such a night as

thissmoky moonlight, and as good as day. I'd had a fearful perisher coming down with the last wool, and I

was making for the Murray, by myself; stealing a bite of grass every night, and getting caught, altogether,

five times between Hay and Barmah. Well, I knew there was rough feed in the Tin Hut Paddock; so I crawled

along quietly, and loosedout after dark, in that timber where the coolaman hole is. Then I sneaked the

bullocks through the fence, and out past that bit of a swamp; and they had just settled down to feed, when I

"'I've got possession of some bullocks close handy here,' says he 'Do you own them?'

"'Right you are,' says he. 'Court job, if you like. Your name's Stephen Thompson. Good night.'

"'Holdon!' says I. 'On second thoughts, I haven't possession. But I think I know your voice. Are n't you

"'Laying for Potter's horseteams tonight,' says Bob. 'He'll get them, right enough.'

"'No, no,' says he; 'none of your toerag business. I'll just stop with these bullocks till it's light enough to

"So we stayed there yarning all night, and in the morning we settledup, and he saw me out of the paddock.

Nicest, civilest fellow you'd meet; but no more conscience than that kangaroodog of Tom's. He and Bat had

been four or five years away north toward the Gulf, and had just come down. M'Gregor used to keep them up

to their work. Sent them away somewhere about the Diamantina, shortly after this affair; and now Bob"

"Speak o' the divil," growled Baxter. "You done it, you blatherin' fool! Look behine you! Now there's a bob

Thompson (as you will remember) had heard of Bob's decease, but had since learned the fallacy of the report.

I was therefore, probably, the only person present who took for granted that M'Gregor's obnoxious familiar

was so removed from further opportunity of mischief as to leave him a safe subject of conversation among

people situated as we were. Hence the wellconcealed disquietude of the company was nothing in

comparison with my own perplexitywhich, I trust, was no less successfully disguised. For it was Bob

himself who had just ridden round a contiguous cape of lignum, and now, dismounting and throwing his reins

on the ground, joined our unappreciative group. After folding his interminable legs in two places, and

clasping his hands round his shins, this excrescence on society remarked, in basso profundo:

"Evenin'," came in sullen, but general, response. Then Baxter queried indifferently:

"Not me," replied the deep, low voice. "Every man to his work. My work's mullockin' in a reservoy, with a

newchum weaver from Leeds for a mate, an' a scoop that's nyther make nor form, an' the ten worst bullocks

"Well, Bob," said I; "though you gave me a fright, I must congratulate you. I heard you were dead."

"Gone to a better billet"and the leonine voice deepened to hoarseness. "Restin' in the shadder of a lonely

rock, as the Bible says. I buried him by my own self, way out back, eight or ten months ago. Many's the time

I wish I was with him, for I'm dogtired of everything goin'. Besthearted feller ever broke bread, Bat was;

an' the prittiest rider ever I seen on a horse. Yes; pore ole chap's gone. You'd 'a' thought he was on'y asleep

"Five months since I left the Diamantinar. Grand grass there, an' most o' the road down. I come with some

fats as fur as Wilcannia; an' a drover took charge o' them there; an' my orders was to come on to

Mondunbarra. I been here goin' on for three weeks, rasslin' with that reservoy, an' cursin' M'Gregor an'

"How'm I goin' to git a settlin'up, when M'Gregor don't know me from a crow, an' says Smythe'll represent

him in the meantime; an' Smythe says his hands is tied on account o' M'Gregor, or else he'd dem soon give

me the run. Nice way for a man to be fixed, after me breakin' my neck since I was fifteen, to make M'Gregor

"How did you fine us here, unless you was (adv.) well after somebody?" asked Baxter, still suspicious of the

"Well, I am after somebody. I'm after ole M'Gregorat least, I'll be after him as soon 's I git this reservoy off

o' my mind. Daresay I'll git you to understand by'n'by. See: Jist when Smythe wanted this job fixedup, he

got a slant o' fourteen bullocks, sold at a gift, for debt; an' he thought that would be the cheapest way to git

the work done; for he did n't want to engage any o' your sort, knowin' you'd loaf on the grass, an' most likely

make a song about it, an' be the instigation of no end o' trouble watchin' the place. Well, them fourteen was

put in Sling Ho's paddick for a fortnit before I come; an' I could on'y muster ten; an' me an' this mate o' mine

we made a start with that lotnot knowin' which was nearsiders, nor offsiders, nor leaders, nor nothing.

Nice contract. Anyway, jist before dark this evenin', I seen two o' the missin' ones in the 'joinin' paddock, so I

rootedup one o' my horses, an' fetched them in here. Then I heard a dog barkin' out this way, an' I thought

I'd come across to kill time, an' then I happened to hear a lot o' laughin' where them other blokes is

"Dan Lister an' three Vic. chaps. Be about halfamile out there. Dan's as sulky as a pig with these coves for

foxin' him; an' they're laughin' at him like three overgrown kids. They got twelve bullocks each. Dan tells me

he dropped two out of his eighteen, comin' down from Mooltunya. Says one o' the Chinks laid him on to this

bit o' grass. Two other fellers I met in the plainstrangers to methey had the very same yarn. Them

heathens think I'm in charge here; an' they're workin' a point to make me nasty with the chaps on the track.

An' if I was in charge, that's jist the sort o' thing would put a hump on me. Sort o' offsider for a gang o'

"Well, besides your three horses, there's been an odd team now an' agen for the fortnit or three weeks I been

here. Good many last night. Rallyin'up tonight. No business o' mine. Too busy shiftin' mullock to know

what's goin' on. Way o' the world, I s'pose. Anyway, Smythe's gittin' a slant to come to an understandin' with

M'Gregor about me; an' if it ain't satisfactory, there'll be bad feelin' between us. I want to be kep' at my own

proper work, or else sacked an' squaredup withnot shoved into a job like this the minit I show my face;

with that young pup cheekin' me for callin' him 'Bert.' 'Mr. Smythe, if you please,' says he! Hope I'll live to

"Wellmatched pairM'Gregor an' Smythe," remarked Donovan thoughtfully. "Wonder which of the two

"Tossup," replied Bob. "Same time, there's a lot o' difference in people, accordin' to the shape o' their head.

There's Stewart of Kooltopa; he don't demean his self with little things; he goes in for big things, an' gits

there; an' he's got the heart to make a proper use o' what money travels his road. Comesout a Christian. Then

there's Smythe: his mind's so much tookup with the tuppennythruppenny things that he can't see the big

thing when it's starin' him in the face. Can't afford to comeout anything but a pisant. Then there's

M'Gregor: he goesin for big things an' little things, an' he goesin to win, an' he wins; an' all he wins is

"Do you think he'll shift Smythe from Mondunbarra, as he did Pratt from Boolka?" I asked.

"Ain't he doin' it all the time?" replied Bob. "He's got Smythe frightened of him now, an' beginnin' to hate

him like fury, besides. That's M'Gregor's lay. By'n'by, Smythe'll be dreamin' about him all night, an'

wishin' he was game to poison him all day; an' when he feels enough haunted, M'Gregor'll make him an offer,

"I should be inclined to reverse the situation," remarked Stevenson. "I should make him glad to sellout to

"My word, you'd do a lot," replied Bob. "I seen smarter men nor you tookdown through tryin' to work points

on the same ole M'Gregor. Tell you what I seen on WoWinya, about three year agojist before me an' pore

Bat was put on the Diamantinar Feller name o' Tregarvis, from Bendigo, he selected a lot o' land on

WoWinya, an' madeup his mind he'd straighten M'Gregor. Bit of a Berryite, he was. Welloff for a

selector, too; an' he done a big business back an' forrid to Vic. with cattle. Mixed lots, of course, with stags

an' ole cows that no fence would hold. North of Ireland feller, name o' Moore, was managin' WoWinya at

the time; an' M'Gregor was a good deal about the station, takin' a sort o' interest in this Tregarvis. Well, things

was so arranged that the Cousin Jack's cattle was always gittin' into our paddicks; an' the rule was that his

people had to come to the homestation to get leaf to hunt 'em; an' a man was sent along o' them as a

percaution. An' generally, by the time they foun' the cattle, there was one or two o' the fattest o' them short."

"Jist what Tregarvis done," rejoined Bob. "One day there was a stranger among our cattlea fine big white

bullock, an' Tregarvis's brand on him. We run this mob into the yard before dinner, to git a beast to kill, an'

turned 'em all out agen, bar the white one; but he was in the killin'yard all the afternoon. Dusk in the evenin',

the white bullock was shot; an' jist in the nick o' time, when the head was slung in the pigsty, an' the hide was

hangin' on the fence, raw side up, who should pounce on us but ole Tregarvis, an' Young Tregarvis, an' a

trooper. No mistake, Moore looked a bit gallied on it; an' he hum'd an' ha'd, an' threatened to brain Tregarvis

if he laid a hand on the hide. Anyhow, the trooper took charge o' the hide; an' both the Tregarvises struck

matches an' examined the head in the pigsty. Next mornin', a warrant was served on Moore; but, of course,

he was bailed. Then the Courtday come on; an' Tregarvis swore to a knowledge that a white bullock of his

was among the WoWinya cattle; an' he give evidence about the findin' o' the skin, an' swore to the head he

seen in the pigsty. An' young Tregarvis, he swore he was watchin' with a telescope, an' seen a white bullock

o' theirs yarded with some more, an' all the rest turnedout; an' he kep' his eye on that white bullock all the

afternoon; an' he heard the shot, an' went up with his ole man an' the trooper; an' he seen the raw hide hangin'

on the fence, an' the head in the pigsty, an' a couple o' fellers hoistin' the carkidge on the gallus. When the

magistrate asked Moore if he wanted to make a statement, he said he was quite bewildered about it. He

allowed he had picked the white bullock for killin', an' he had give the order; but he'd swear the beast

belonged to the station. So the hide was spread out on a bit o' tarpolin in the floor o' the Court; an' there was

on'y one brand on it, an' that brand was M'Gregor'sDMG offrump. Mind you, this is on'y what I was told.

My orders was to keep clear till the case was over; an' it was on'y a day or two follerin' that me an' pore Bat

got our orders for the Diamantinar. Anyhow, Moore whanged it on to Tregarvis for malicious prosecution; an'

it cost the Cousin Jack a good many hundred before he was done with it. As for young Dick Tregarvis, he got

four years for perjury; so they'll be jist about lettin' him out now, if he's got the goodconduct remission.

"Yes. That was the idear. Some different dodge next time. Changed jist at dusk, an' shot the minit after. I had

the station bullock all ready, before ever Tregarvis's one was yarded. Dead spit o' one another, down to the

shape o' their hornsbar the brands, of course; Treganis's beast havin' NT nearshoulder, an' JH conjoined

under halfcircle offribs. I had him halfways back to the paddick agen when Tregarvis thought he was

identifyin' him in the killin'yard. So he fellin, simple enough. An' between one thing an' another, an' bein'

folleredup like the last dingo on a sheep station, ole Tregarvis was glad to sellout to M'Gregor, before all

was over. Yes, Stevenson; Lord 'a' mercy on M'Gregor if you got a holt of him! My word! "

"Where the (adj. sheol) do you reckon on bein' shoved into when you croak, Bob?" asked Donovan, with a

"Well," replied Bob pointedly, as he unfolded his long angles to a perpendicular right line"I got good

hopes o' goin' to a place where there's no admittance for swearers. Ain't ashamed to say I repented eight or ten

months ago. Guarantee you fellers ain't heard no language out o' my mouth since I set down here. Nor

'on'tnever again. Well, take care o' yourselves, chaps." And, without further farewell, Bob removed his

"Anointed (adj.) savage," remarked Donovan, as the subject of his comment receded into the hazy halflight

"Wellyes," conceded Thompson. "Same time, he's got the profit of his unprofitableness, so to speak. Hard

to beat him in the back country. You'd have to be more uncivilised than he is. And I saw that very thing

happen to him, four or five weeks ago, out on Goolumbulla." Thompson paused experimentally, then

continued, "Yes, I saw him putthrough, till he must have felt a lot too tall in proportion to his cleverness."

Another tentative pause. "But it took the very pick of uncivilisation to do it." A prolonged pause, while

Thompson languidly filled and lit his pipe. Still the dignified indifference of the camp remained unruffled.

Thompson might tell his yarn, or keep it to himself. Once already during the evening his tongue had run too

freely. "What I'm thinking about," he continued, in a tone of audible musing, "is that I forgot to tell Bob,

when he was here, that I had a long pitch with Dan O'Connell, three or four nights ago."

"Boundary man on Goolumbulla," I suggested apathetically. "Got acquainted with Bob years ago, when he

was making himself useful on Moogoojinna, and Bob was making himself obnoxious on WoWinya, or

"No; they never met till four or five weeks ago," replied Thompson, with inimitable indifference, though now

licensed to proceed without damage to his own dignity. "Dan's an old acquaintance of yoursis n't he? I

heard your name mentioned over the finding of a dead manGeorge somethinghad been fencing on

Thompson told a story well. I verily believe he used to practise the accomplishment mentally, as he sauntered

along beside his team. He knew his own superiority here; his acquaintances knew it too, and they also knew

"Speaking of Bob," he continued listlessly; "I met him in the hut, at Kulkaroo, on the evening I got there with

the load. He was on his way down from that new place of M'Gregor's, where he's been; and he had come

round by Kulkaroo to see one of the very few friends he has in the world; but he lost his labour, for this cove

"However, we had been yarning for hours, and the station chaps were about turningin, when we heard

someone coming in a hurry. No less than Webster himselffirst time he had been in the hut since it was

built, the chaps told me afterward. He had a leaf of a memorandumbook in his hand; and says he:

"'Child lost in the scrub on Goolumbulla. Dan O'Connell's little girlfive or six years old. Anybody know

"'Well, raise horses wherever you can, and clear at once,' says he. 'One man, for the next couple of days, will

be worth a regiment very shortly. As for you, Thompson,' says he; 'you're your own master.'

"Of course, I was only too glad of any chance to help in such a case, so I went for my horse at once. Bob had

duffed his two horses into the ration paddock, on his way to the hut, and had put them along with my mare,

so that he could find them at daylight by the sound of her bell. This started me and him together. He lent his

second horse to one of the station chaps; and the three of us got to Goolumbulla just after sunrisefirst of

the crowd. Twentyfive mile. There was tucker on the table, and chaff for our horses; and, during the twenty

"Seems that, for some reason or othervaluation for mortgage, I'm thinkingthe classer had come round a

few days before; and Spanker had called in every man on the station, to muster the ewes. You know how

thick the scrub is on Goolumbulla? Dan came in along with the rest, leaving his own place before daylight on

the first morning. They swept the paddock the first day for about three parts of the ewes; the second day they

got most of what was left; but Spanker wanted every hoof, if possible, and he kept all hands on for the third

"Seems, the little girl did n't trouble herself the first day, though she had n't seen Dan in the morning; but the

second day there was something peculiar about hernot fretful, but dreaming, and asking her mother strange

questions. It appears that, up to this time, she had never said a word about the man that was found dead near

their place, a couple of months before. She saw that her parents did n't want to tell her anything about it, so

she had never showed any curiosity; but now her mother was startled to find that she knew all the particulars.

"It appears that she was very fond of her father; and this affair of the man perishing in the scrub was working

on her mind. All the second day she did nothing but watch; and during the night she got up several times to

ask her mother questions that frightened the woman. The child did n't understand her father going away

before she was awake, and not coming back. Still, the curious thing was that she never took her mother into

"Anyway, on the third morning, after breakfast, her mother went out to milk the goats, leaving her in the

house. When the woman came back, she found the child gone. She looked round the place, and called, and

listened, and prospected everywhere, for an hour; then she went into the house, and examined. She found that

the little girl had taken about a pint of milk, in a small billy with a lid, and half a loaf of bread. Then, putting

everything together, the mother decided that she had gone into the scrub to look for her father. There was no

help to be had nearer than the homestation, for the only other boundary man on that part of the run was

away at the muster. So she cleared for the stationtwelve mileand got there about three in the afternoon,

not able to stand. There was nobody about the station but Mrs. Spanker, and the servantgirl, and the cook,

and the Chow slushy; and Mrs. Spanker was the only one that knew the track to the ewepaddock. However,

they got a horse in, and off went Mrs. Spanker to give the alarm. Fine woman. Daughter of old Walsh,

"It would be about five when Mrs. Spanker struck the ewepaddock, and met Broome and another fellow.

Then the three split out to catch whoever they could, and pass the word round. Dan got the news just before

sundown. He only remarked that she might have found her own way back; then he went for home as hard as

"As the fellows turnedup, one after another, Spanker sent the smartest of themone to Kulkaroo, and one

to Mulppa, and two or three others to different fencers' and tanksinkers' camps. But the main thing was

blackfellows. Did anybody know where to find a blackfellow, now that he was wanted?

"Seems, there had been about a dozen of them camped near the tank in the cattlepaddock for a month past,

but they were just gone, nobody knew where. And there had been an old lubra and a young one camped

within a mile of the station, and an old fellow and his lubra near one of the boundary men's places; but they

all happened to have shifted; and no one had the slightest idea where they could be found. However, in a

"But, as I was telling you, we had some breakfast at the station, and, then started for Dan's place. Seven of us

by this time, for another of the Kulkaroo men had come up, and there were three wellsinkers in a buggy.

This was on a Thursday morning; and the little girl had been out twentyfour hours.

"Well, we had gone about seven mile, with crowds of fresh horsetracks to guide us; and we happened to be

going at a fast shog, and Bob riding a couple or three yards to the right, when he suddenly wheeled his horse

"'Five mile,' says one of the wellsinkers. 'We're just on the corner of his paddock. Got tracks?'

"'Yes,' says Bob. 'I'll run them up, while you fetch the other fellows. Somebody look after my horse.' And by

the time the last word was out of his mouth, he was twenty yards away along the little track. No trouble in

following it, for she was running the track of somebody that had rode out that way a few days

"Apparently she had kept along the inside of Dan's fencethe way she had generally seen him going

outtill she came to the corner, where there was a gate. Then she had noticed this solitary horse's track

striking away from the gate, out to the left; and she had followed it. However, halfamile brought us to a

patch of hardish ground, where she had lost the horse's track; and there Bob lost hers. Presently he picked it

"Same thought struck several of us, but it did n't strike Bob," replied Thompson. "Fact, the wellsinkers had

brought a retriever with them in the buggy; a dog that would follow the scent of any game you could lay him

on; but they could n't get him to take any notice of the little girl's track. Never been trained to track

childrenand how were they going to make him understand that a child was lost? However, while two of the

wellsinkers were persevering with their retriever, the other fellow drove off like fury to fetch Dan's

sheepdog; making sure that we would only have to follow him along the scent. In the meantime, I walked

"Give him his due, he's a great tracker. I compare tracking to reading a letter written in a good business hand.

You must'nt look at what's under your eye; you must see a lot at once, and keep a general grasp of what's on

ahead, besides spotting each track you pass. Otherwise, you'll be always turning back for a fresh race at it.

And you must no more confine yourself to actual tracks than you would expect to find each letter correctly

formed. You must just lift the general meaning as you go. Of course, our everyday tracking is not tracking at

"However, Bob run this little track full walk, mile after mile, in places where I would 'n't see a mark for fifty

yards at a stretch, on account of rough grass, and dead leaves, and so forth. One thing in favour of Bob was

that she kept a fairly straight course, except when she was blocked by porcupine or supplejack; then she

"'Here's where she slept last night,' says he; and we could trace the marks right enough. We even found some

crumbs of bread on the ground, and others that the ants were carrying away. She had made twelve or fourteen

"By this time, several chaps had come from about Dan's place; and they were still joining us in twos and

threes. As fast as they came, they scattered out in front, right and left, and one cove walked a bit behind Bob,

with a frogbell, shaking it now and then, to give the fellows their latitude. This would be about two in the

afternoon, or halfpast; and we pushed along the tracks she had made only a few hours before, with good

hopes of overtaking her before dark. The thing that made us most uneasy was the weather. It was threatening

for a thunderstorm. At this time we were in that unstocked country southeast of the station. Suddenly Bob

"'God help us now, if we don't get a blackfellow quick!' says he, pointing at the ground before him. And, sure

enough, there lay the child's little coppertoed boots, where she had taken them off when her feet got sore, and

walked on in her socks. It was just then that a tanksinker drove up, with Dan and his dog in the buggy."

"Wellno. But there was a look of suspense in his face that was worse. And his doga dog that had run the

scent of his horse for hundreds of miles, all put togetherthat dog would smell any plain track of the little

stockingfoot, only a few hours old, and would wag his tail, and bark, to show that he knew whose track it

was; and all the time showing the greatest distress to see Dan in trouble; but it was no use trying to start him

on the scent. They tried three or four other dogs. with just the same success. But Bob never lost

"Anyway, it was fearful work after that; with the thunderstorm hanging over us. Bob was continually losing

the track; and us circling round and round in front, sometimes picking it up a little further ahead. But we only

made another halfmile or threequarters, at the outside before night was on. I daresay there might be

about twentyfive of us by this time, and eighteen or twenty horses, and two or three buggies and

wagonettes. Some of the chaps took all the horses to a tank six or eight mile away, and some clearedoff in

desperation to hunt for blackfellows, and the rest of us scattered out a mile or two ahead of the last track, to

"They had been sending lots of tucker from the station; and before the morning was grey everyone had

breakfast, and was out again. But, do what we would, it was slow, slow work; and Bob was the only one that

could make any show at all in running the track. Friday morning, of course; and by this time the little girl had

"At nine or ten in the forenoon, when Bob had made about halfamile, one of the Kulkaroo men came

"'Here, Bob!' says he. 'We've found the little girl's billy at the fence of Peter's paddock, where she crossed.

"I had my horse with me at the time, and I tailedup Bob to the fence. He went full tilt, keeping the track that

the horse had come, and this fetched us to where a couple of chaps were standing over a little billy, with a

lump of bread beside it. She had laid them down to get through the fence, and then went on without them.

The lid was still on the billy, and there was a drop of milk left. The ants had eaten the bread out of all shape.

"But Bob was through the fence, and bowling down a dusty sheeptrack, where a couple of fellows had gone

before him, and where we could all see the marks of the little bare feetfor the stockings were off by this

time. But in sixty or eighty yards this pad run into another, covered with fresh sheeptracks since the little

girl had passed. Nothing for it but to spread out, and examine the network of pads scattered over the country.

All this time, the weather was holdingup, but there was a grumble of thunder now and then, and the air was

"At last there was a cooee out to the left. Young Broome had found three plain tracks, about halfamile

away. We took these for a base, but we didn't get beyond them. We were circling round for miles, without

making any headway; and so the time passed till about three in the afternoon. Then up comes Spanker, with

his hat lost, and his face cut and bleeding from the scrub, and his horses in a white lather, and a black lubra

sitting in the back of the buggy, and the Mulppa stockkeeper tearing along in front, giving him our tracks.

"She was an old, greyhaired lubra, blind of one eye; but she knew her business, and she was on the job for

life or death. She pickedup the track at a glance, and run it like a bloodhound. We found that the little girl

had n't kept the sheeppads as we expected. Generally she went straight till something blocked her; then

she'd go straight again, at another angle. Very rarelyhardly everwe could see what signs the lubra was

following; but she was all right. Uncivilised, even for an old lubra. Nobody could yabber with her but Bob;

and he kept close to her all the time. She began to get uneasy as night came on, but there was no help for it.

She went slower and slower, and at last she sat down where she was. We judged that the little girl had made

about seventeen mile to the place where the lubra got on her track, and we had added something like four to

that. Though, mind you, at this time we were only about twelve or fourteen mile from Dan's place, and eight

"Longest night I ever passed, though it was one of the shortest in the year. Eyes burning for want of sleep,

and could n't bear to lie down for a minute. Wandering about for miles; listening; hearing something in the

scrub; and finding it was only one of the other chaps, or some sheep. Thunder and lightning, on and off, all

night; even two or three drops of rain, toward morning. Once I heard the howl of a dingo, and I thought of the

little girl, lying wornout, halfasleep and halffaintingfar more helpless than a sheepand I made up

"However, between daylight and sunrisebeing then about a mile, or a mile and a half, from the bellI was

riding at a slow walk, listening and dozing in the saddle, when I heard a faraway call that sounded like

'Daddee!'. It seemed to be straight in front of me; and I went for it like mad. Had n't gone far when

"When I got to where I thought was about the place, I listened again, and searched round everywhere. The

bell was coming that way, and presently I went to meet it, leading my horse, and still listening. Then another

call came through the stillness of the scrub, faint, but beyond mistake, 'Daddeee!'. There was n't a trace of

terror in the tone; it was just the voice of a wornout child, deliberately calling with all her might. Seemed to

be something less than halfamile away, but I could n't fix on the direction; and the scrub was very thick.

"I hurried down to the bell. Everyone there had heard the call, or fancied they had; but it was out to their

rightnot in front. Of course, the lubra would n't leave the track, nor Bob, nor the chap with the bell; but

"Byandby, 'Picaninny plenty tumble down.' It was pitiful; but we knew that we were close on her at last.

"I stuck to the track, with the lubra and Bob. We could hear some of the chaps cooeeing now and again, and

"Seemed to confuse things, anyway," replied Thompson. "And it was very doubtful whether the little girl was

likely to answer a strange voice. At last, however, the lubra stopped, and pointed to a sunbonnet, all dusty,

"'Picaninny sleep here last night,' says Bob. And that was within a hundred yards of the spot I had madefor

after hearing the first call. I knew it by three or four tall pines, among a mass of pine scrub. However, the

lubra turned off at an angle to the right, and run the tracknot an hour oldtoward where we had heard the

second call. We were crossing fresh horsetracks every few yards; and never two minutes but what

somebody turnedup to ask the news. But to show how little use anything was except fair tracking, the lubra

herself never saw the child till she went right up to where she was lying between two thick, soft bushes that

"No. She had been walking alongless than halfanhour beforeand she had brushed through between

these bushes, to avoid some prickly scrub on both sides; but there happened to be a bilbyhole close in front,

and she fell in the sort of trough, with her head down the slope; and that was the end of her long journey. It

would have taken a child in fair strength to get out of the place she was in; and she was playedout to the last

ounce. So her face had sunk down on the loose mould, and she had died without a struggle.

"Bob snatched her up the instant he caught sight of her, but we all saw that it was too late. We cooeed, and

the chap with the bell kept it going steady. Then all hands reckoned that the search was over, and they were

"Now, that little girl was only five years old; and she had walked nothing less than twentytwo milesmight

There was a minute's silence. Personal observation, or trustworthy report, had made every one of Thompson's

audience familiar with such episodes of new settlement; and, for that very reason, his last remark came as a

confirmation rather than as an overstatement. Nothing is more astonishing than the distances lost children

"Dan? Well he took it bad. When he saw her face, he gave one little cry, like a wounded animal; then he sat

down on the bilbyheap, with her on his knees, wiping the mould out of her mouth, and talking baby to her.

"Not one of us could find a word to say; but in a few minutes we were brought to ourselves by thunder and

lightning in earnest, and the storm was on us with a roar. And just at this moment Webster of Kulkaroo came

"We cleared out one of the wagonettes, and filled it with pine leaves, and laid a blanket over it. And Spanker

gently took the child from Dan, and laid her there, spreading the other half of the blanket over her. Then he

thanked all hands, and made them welcome at the station, if they liked to come. I went, for one; but Bob went

"Poor Dan! He walked behind the wagonette all the way, crying softly, like a child, and never taking his eyes

from the little shape under the soaking wet blanket. Hard lines for him! He had heard her voice calling him,

not an hour before; and now, if he lived till he was a hundred, he would never hear it again.

"As soon as we reached the station, I helped Andrews, the storekeeper, to make the little coffin. Dan would

n't have her buried in the station cemetery; she must be buried in consecrated ground, at Hay. So we boiled a

pot of gastar to the quality of pitch, and dipped long strips of woolbale in it, and wrapped them tight round

the coffin, after the lid was on, till it was two ply all over, and as hard and close as sheetiron. Ay, and by

"Spanker arranged to send a man with the wagonette, to look after the horses for Dan. The child's mother

wanted to go with them, but Dan refused to allow it, and did so with a harshness that surprised me. In the end,

Spanker sent Ward, one of the narangies. I happened to camp with them four nights ago, when I was coming

down from Kulkaroo, and they were getting back to Goolumbulla. However," added Thompson, with sublime

lowliness of manner, "that's what I meant by saying that, in some cases, a person's all the better for being

uncivilised. You see, we were nowhere beside Bob, and Bob was nowhere beside the old lubra."

"Evening and morning only," replied Thompson, maintaining the fine apathy due to himself under the

circumstances. "I was away all night with the bullocks, in a certain paddock. Did n't recognise me; but I told

him I had been there; and then he would talk about nothing but the little girl. Catholic priest in Hay

sympathised very strongly with him, he told me, but could n't read the service over the child, on account of

her not being baptised. So Ward read the service. His people are English Catholics. Most likely Spanker

thought of this when he sent Ward. Dan didn't seem to be as much cutup as you'd expect. He was getting

uneasy about his paddock; and he thought Spanker might be at some inconvenience. But that black beard of

his is more than half white already. Andsomething like meI never thought of mentioning this to Bob

"This Dan has much to be thankful for," remarked Stevenson, with strong feeling in his voice. "Suppose that

"Tell you what made me interrupt you, Thompson, when I foun' fault with singin'out after lost kids,"

observed Saunders, at length. "Instigation o' many a pore little (child) perishin' unknownst. Seen one instance

when I was puttin' up a bit o' fence on Grundlehundred an' thirtyfour chain an' some linksfortyodd

links, if I don't disremember. Top rail an' six wires. Jist cuttin' off a bend o' the river, to make a handy

cattlepaddick. They'd had it fencedoff with deadwood, twelve or fifteen years before; but when they got

it purchased they naterally wentin for a proper fence. An' you can't lick a top rail an' six wires, with

"Well, as I was sayin'," continued Saunders; "this kid belonged to a married man, name o' Tom Bracy, that

was workin' mates with me. One night when his missus drafted the lot she made one short; an' she hunted

roun', an' called, an' got excited; an' you couldn't blame the woman. Well, we hunted all nightme, an' Tom,

an' Cunningham, the cove that was engaged to cart the stuff onto the line. Decent, straightforrid chap,

Cunningham is, but a (sheol) of a liar when it shoots him. Course, some o' you fellers knows him.

Meejumsize man, but one o' them hard, wiry, deepchested, deceivin' fellers. See him slingin' that heavy

redgum stuff about, as if it was broad palin'. Course, he was on'y threean' twenty; an' fellers o' that age

don't know their own strenth. His bullocks was fearful low at the time, on account of a trip he had out to

"Well as I was tellin' you," pursued Saunders, "we walked that bend the whole (adj.) night, singin' out

'Henree! Henree!' an' in the mornin' we was jist as fur as when we started. Tom, he clearsoff to the station

before daylight, to git help; an' by this time I'd come to the conclusion that the kid must be in the river, or out

on the plains. I favoured the river a lot; but I bethought me o' where this deadwood fence had bin burnt, to

git it out o' our road, before the grass got dry. So I starts at one end to examine the line o' soft ashes that

divided the bend off o' the plainan' har'ly a sign o' traffic across it yet. Had n't went, not fifteen chain,

before I bumps up agen the kid's tracks, plain as A B C, crossin' out towards the plain. Cooees for

Cunningham; shows him the tracks; an' the two of us follers the line o' ashes right to the other end, to see if

the tracks come back. No (adj.) tracks. So we tells the missus; an' she clearsout for the plain, an' me after

her. Cunningham, he collars his horse, an' out for the plain too. Station chaps turnsup, in ones an' twos; an'

when they seen the tracks, they scattered for the plain too. Mostly young fellers, on good horsessome o'

them good enough to be worth enterin' for a saddle, or the like o' that. Curious how horses was better an'

cheaper them days nor what they are now. I had a brown mare that time; got her off of a traveller for three

notes; an' you'd pass her by without lookin' at her; but of all the deceivin' goers you ever come across"

"About two o'clock," continued Saunders cheerfully, "I was deadbeat an' legtired; an' I went back to the

tent, to git a bite to eat; an', comin' back agen, I went roun' to have another look at the tracks. Now, thinks I,

what road would that little (wanderer) be likeliest to head from here? An' I hitches myself up on a big ole

black log that was layin' about a chain past the tracks, an' I set there for a minit, thinkin' like (sheol). You

would n't call it a big log for the Murray, or the Lower Goulb'n, but it was a fairsize log for the

Murrumbidgee. I seen some whoppin' redgums in Gippsland too; but the biggest one I ever seen was on the

Goulb'n. Course, when I say 'big,' I mean measurement; I ain't thinkin' about holler shells, with no timber in

'em. This tree I'm speakin' about had eleven thousand two hundred an' some odd feet o' timber in her; an' Jack

"Well, as I was tellin' you, I begun to fancy I could hear the whimper of a kid, far away. 'Magination, thinks I.

Lis'ns fit to break my (adj.) neck. Hears it agen. Seemed to come from the bank o' the river. Away I goes;

hunts roun'; lis'ns; calls 'Henree!'; lis'ns agen. Not a sound. Couple o' the station hands happened to come

roun', an' I told 'em. Well, after an hour o' searchin' an' lis'nin', the three of us went back to where I heard the

"'This is the very spot I was,' says I, 'when I heard it.' An' before the word was out o' my mouth, (verb) me if I

"'Oh, that ain't the kid, you (adj.) fool!' says they, lookin' as wise as Solomon, an' not lettin'on they could n't

hear it. But for an' all, they parted, an' rode roun' an' roun', as slow as they could crawl, stoppin' every now an'

agen, an' listening for all they was worth; an' me settin' on the log, puzzlin' my brains. At last I hears another

"An' one cove, he was stopped close in front o' the butt end o' the log at the time; an' he jumps off his horse,

an' sticks his head in the holler o' the log, an' lets a oath out of him. Fearful feller to swear, he was. I

disremember his name jis' now; but he'd bin on Grundle ever since he bolted from his ole man's place, in

Bullarook Forest, on account of a lickin' he got; an' it was hard to best him among sheep; an' now I rec'lect his

"No matter hees name," interposed Helsmok; "he have yoined der graat mayority too."

"Well, as I was sayin'," continued the patient Saunders, "we lis'ned at the mouth o' the holler, an' heard the

kid whinin' inside; an' when we sungout to him, he was as quiet as a mouse. An' we struck matches, an' tried

to see him, but he was too fur along, an' the log was a bit crooked; an' when you got in a couple o' yards, the

hole was so small you 'd wonder how he done it. Anyhow, the two station blokes rode out to pass the word;

an' the most o' the crowd was there in halfanhour. The kid was a good thirty foot up the log; an' there was

no satisfaction to be got out of him. He would n't shift; an' by'n'by we come to the impression that he could

n't shift; an' at long an' at last we had to chop him out, like a bees' nest. Turned out after, that the little (stray)

had foun' himself out of his latitude when night come on; an' he'd got gumption enough to set down where he

was, an' wait for mornin'. He'd always bin told to do that, if he got lost. But by'n'by he heard 'Henree!

Henree!' boomin' an' bellerin' back an' forrid across the bend in the dark; an' he thought the boodyman, an'

the bunyip, an' the banshee, an' (sheol) knows what all, was after him. So he foun' this holler log, an' he

thought he could nt git fur enough into it. He was about seven year old then; an' that was in '71the year

after the big floodan' the shearin' was jist about over. How old would that make him now? Nineteen or

twenty. He left his ole man three year ago, to travel with a sheepdrover, name o' Sep Halliday, an' he's bin

with the same bloke ever since. Mos' likely some o' you chaps knows this Sep? Stout butt of a feller, with a

red baird. Used to mostly take flocks for truckin' at Deniliquin; but that got too many at itlike everything

elsean' he went out back, Cooper's Creek way, with three thousand Gunbar yowes, the beginnin' o' las'

There was a pause, broken by Stevenson, in a voice that brought constraint on us all:

"Bad enough to lose a youngster for a day or two, and find him alive and well; worse, beyond comparison,

when he's found dead; but the most fearful thing of all is for a youngster to be lost in the bush, and never

found, alive or dead. That's what happened to my brother Eddie, when he was about eight year old. You must

"Was n't my father out on the search?" replied Thompson. "Tom's father, too. You were living on the Upper

"Yes," continued Stevenson, clearing his throat; "I've been thinking over it every night for these

fiveandtwenty years, and it seems to me the most likely thing that could have happened to him was to get

jammed in a log, like that other little chap. Then after five years, or ten years, or twenty years, the log gets

"I was three or four years older than Eddie," he resumed hoarsely "and he just worshipped me. I had been

staying with my uncle in Kyneton for three months, going to school; and Eddie was lost the day after I came

home. We were out, gathering gumfour of us altogetherabout a mile and a half from home; and I got

cross with the poor little fellow, and gave him two or three hits; and he started home by himself, crying. He

turned round and looked at me, just before he got out of sight among the trees; and that was the last that was

ever seen of him alive or dead. My God! When I think of that look, it makes me thankful to remember that

every day brings me nearer to the end. The spot where he turned round is in the middle of a

cultivationpaddock now, but I could walk straight to it in the middle of the darkest night.

"Yes; he started off home, crying. We all went the same way so soon afterward that I expected every minute

to see him on ahead. At last we thought we must have passed him on the way. No alarm yet, of course; but I

was choking with grief, to think how I'd treated the little chap; so I gave Maggie and Billy the slip, and went

"Ah well! the time that followed is like some horrible dream. He was lost at about four in the afternoon; and

there would be about a dozen people looking for him, and calling his name, all night. Next day, I daresay

there would be about thirty. Next morning, my father offered �100 reward for him, dead or alive; and five

other men guaranteed �10 each. Next day, my father's reward was doubled; and five other men put down their

names for another �50. Next day, Government offered �200. So between genuine sympathy and the chance of

making �500, the bush was fairly alive with people; and everyone within thirty miles was keeping a

"No use. The search was gradually dropped, till no one was left but my father. Month after month, he was out

every day, wet or dry, and my mother waiting at home, with a look on her face that frightened uswaiting

for the news he might bring. And, time after time, he took stray bones to the doctor; but they always turned

out to belong to sheep, or kangaroos, or some other animal. Of course, he neglected the place altogether, and

it went to wreck; and our cattle got lost; and he was always meeting with people that sympathised with him,

and asked him to have a drinkand you can hardly call him responsible for the rest.

However, on the anniversary of the day that Eddie got lost, my mother took a dose of laudanum; and that

brought things to a head. My father had borrowed every shilling that the place would carry, to keep up the

search; and there was neither interest nor principal forthcoming, so the mortgageeWesleyan minister, I'm

sorry to sayhad to sell us off to get his money. We had three uncles; each of them took one of us

youngsters; but they could do nothing for my father. He hung about the publichouses, getting lower and

lower, till he was found dead in a stable, one cold winter morning. That was about four years after Eddie was

Stevenson paused, and restlessly changed his position, then muttered, in evident torture of mind:

"Think of it! While he was going away, crying, he looked back over his shoulder at me, without a word of

anger; and he walked up against a sapling, and staggeredand I laughed!Great God!I laughed!"

That was the end of the tanksinker's story; and silence fell on our camp. Doubtless each one of us recalled

actions of petty tyranny toward leal, loving, helpless dependents, or inferiors in strengthactions which now

seemed to rise from the irrevocable past, proclaiming their exemption from that moral statute of limitations

which brings selfforgiveness in course of time. For an innate Jehovah sets His mark upon the Cain guilty

merely of bullying or terrifying any brother whose keeper he is by virtue of superior strength; and that brand

will burn while life endures. (Converselydoes such remorse ever follow disdain of authority, or defiance of

Soon a disquietude from another source set my mind at work in troubled calculation of probabilities. At last I

"Would you suppose, Steve, that the finding of George Murdoch's body was a necessary incitement among

"Domson's ascleep," murmured Helsmok. "I tink dey all ascleep. I wass yoos dropp'n off mineself."

And in two minutes, his relaxed pose and regular breathing affirmed a kind of fellowship with the rest, in

spite of his alien birth and objectionable name. But I could n't sleep. Dear innocent, angelfaced Mary!

perishing alone in the bush! Nature's precious link between a squalid Past and a nobler Future, broken,

snatched away from her allotted place in the long chain of the ages! Heiress of infinite hope, and dowered

with latent fitness to fulfil her part, now so suddenly fallen by the wayside! That quaint dialect silent so soon!

and for ever vanished from this earth that keen, eager perception, that fathomless love and devotion! But such

Yet it is well with her. And it is well with her father, since he, throughout her transitory life, spoke no word to

hurt or grieve her. Poor old Rory! Reaching Goolumbulla, after his sorrowful journey, his soft heart would be

stabbed afresh by the sight of two picturebooks, which I had posted a fortnight before. And how many

memories and associations would confront him when he returned to his daily round of life! How many

reminders that the irremediable loss is a reality, from which there can be no awakening! How many relics to

be contemplated with that morbid fascination for the requickening of a slumbering and intolerable sense of

bereavement! But the saddest and most precious of memorials will be those little coppertoed boots that she

left along the way. Deepest pathos lies only in homely things, since the frailness of mortality is the pathetic

Hence, no relic is so affecting as the halfworn boots of the dead. Thus in the funeral of that goldescort

trooper, when I was but little older than poor Mary. The armed processionthe Dead Marchthe cap and

sword on the coffinseemed so imposing that I forthwith resolved to be a trooper myself. That ambition

passed away; but the pathos of the empty boots, reversed in the stirrups of the led horse, has remained with

From sad reflections, I seemed to be thus drifting into philosophic musing, when Helsmok shook me gently

by the shoulder. A glance at the setting moon showed that I had been asleep, and that it was long past

midnight. Here, therefore, ends the record of December the 9th; and you might imagine this chapter of life

But sometimes an undercurrent of plot, running parallel with the main action, emerges from its murky

depths, and causes a transient eddy in the interminable stream of events. Something of this kind occurred on

"Collince," said the Dutchman softly. "Don' wake op der odder vellersdo no goot yoos now. I gone 'way

roun' der liknum, und der bullock und der horse not dere. Notteen cronk, I hope. Mi's well com anodder trip?"

I left my lair, and we walked out across the plain, followed by the faithful Pup. When we had ranged for an

hour, in halfmile zigzags, day began to break; and nothing had turnedup, except four of Stevenson's

horses. But we heard, through the stillness of the dawn, a faint, faraway trampling of hoofs. We headed for

the sound, and presently found ourselves meeting three or four dozen of mixed bullocks and horses convoyed

by five mounted Chinamen. We stood aside to let them pass. By this time, an advancing daylight enabled me

to recognise the roan horse of Sam Young (also called Paul) with a rider who was more likely to be that

proselyte than anyone else. At all events, he turned upon me the light of a countenance, broad, yellow, and

effulgent as the harvest moon of pastoral poetry; and, like a silver clarion, rung the accents of that unknown

"Ahpangsenlo! MissaCollin! senlo! Tleepo' week, me plully liah, all li; nek time, you plully liah, all li!

Missa Smyte talkee you bimeby! Hakilongseeho! You lescue Walligal Alp bullockeh? You killee

me, by cli! Whe' you holse? Lingtanghonme! My wuld, Tlinidad plully goo' glass, no feah!

"Goo' molnin', Missa Helsmok!" chanted another yellow agony. "Nicee molnin', Missa Helsmok! Whaffoh

you tellee me lah wintel you sclew my plully neck? Laknohalonglee! Missa Smyte wakee you up

"Donder und blitzen!" retorted the Dutchman, striding toward the escort, which scattered at his approach.

"Yomp off dem olt crocks, every man yack of you, und swelp mine Gott! I weel ponch der het of der vive of

"Helsmok," said I, restraining him; "upon the heat and flame of thy distemper sprinkle cool patience. Let us

accept the situation with dignity. Let us pit the honest frankness of the playedout Caucasian against the

cunning of the successful Mongol." Then, addressing the Turanian horde, and adapting my speech to the

understanding of our lowest types: "My word!" I exclaimed admiringly, "you takeum budgeree rise outa

whitepeller, John! Merrijig you! Borak you shiftum that peller bullock; borak you shiftum that peller

yarraman. Whitepeller gibit you fi' bob, buyit opium. You savvy? Bale whitepeller tellum boss. Bimeby

whitepeller yabber likeit, 'Chinaman berry good'yabber likeit, 'Comenavadrink, John'yabber likeit,

"Lakhilohenslung!" carolled a third Chow disdainfully. "You go hellee shut up! Eulopean allee sem

plully whool! Lumlanosunhime!" And the raiders went on their way, warbling remarks to each other in

their native tongue, while the discomfited foreign devils hurried toward their camp, to give the alarm.

But Baxter, Donovan, Thompson, and Saunders had already gone out to feast their eyes on the change which

such a night would make in the appearance of their stock. Stevenson was just getting on his feet, and feeling

for his pipe. Cartwright was still asleep. It seemed a pity to disturb him. Sharply whetted to this form of

selfindulgence by hardship that would have finished any civilised man, he had gently dozed off as the last

bite of a copious and indigestible supper reached his emustomach, and had never moved since.

"Now who'd'a'thought them Chinks was so suddent?" he mused, as I woke him with the tidings. "Trapped!

Gosh, what a slant I'd 'a' had at that (fellow)'s horsepaddick, if I'd on'y knowed! Cutan'dried, I be boun'. No

good chewin' over it now, anyhow. After you with them matches, Stevenson; mine's all done."

"Barefooted Bob's mixedup in this," remarked Stevenson, handing the matches. "Now, who would have

suspected it, from his manner last night? But no one is to be trusted. Better take our saddles and bridles with

"In respect of imbecility and ignorance, I grant you," I replied. "But in respect of deliberate deceit, most men

are to be trusted. Bytheway, there's four of your frames leftout near those coolibahs."

The sun was now above the indefinable horizon, looming bloodred through the smoky haze. All objects,

even in the middle distance, showed vague and shadowy; but, knowing which way the marauders had taken

their prey, we went after them, making a slight detour to secure the four horses. But we were just in time to

discern a Chinese patrol tailing the same beasts toward a larger detachment, which was moving in the

direction taken by the earlier draft. We followed; and, for my own part, even if I had not been personally

interested, I should have judged it well worth going a mile to witness the strong situation which supplied a

Precise and faithful execution, cooperating with masterly strategy had realised one of the most magnificent

hauls of assorted trespassers that I have been privileged to survey. I jotted down a memo. of the numbers.

There were 254 head of overworked and underfed beasts173 bullocks and 81 horses. These were in the

custody of nine Mongolians, two YoungAustralians, and two gentlemen the latter being Mr. Smythe and

Bert. Also, 7 bullocks and 3 horses left their bones in the paddock, as evidence of the bitter necessity which

had prompted this illegal invasion of pastoral leasehold. There were (including myself) 23 claimants, present

in person, or arriving by twos or threes. A few of these were ludicrously abashed; others were insolent; but

the large majority observed a fine nonchalance, shading down to apathy. And Mr. Smythe, true to his order of

mind, treated the first with outrageous contumely, the second with silent contempt, and the third with a

respect born of vague disquietude and anxiety for the morrow. A squatterjust or unjust, generous or

avaricious, hearty or exclusive, debonair or harshshould be a strong man; this was a weakling; and my soul

The three hours occupied in sortingout and settlingup, furnished, perhaps, as varied and interesting

experiences to me as to anyone else in the cast: first, a thrill of dismay, altogether apart from the drama; and

My horses, of course, were among the captives; each of them with both hobblestraps buckled round the

same leg. Early in the reception, whilst treating for them, I was fairly disconcerting Mr. Smythe with my

I put the two pairs of hobbles round Bunyip's neck, and saddled Cleopatra without delay. The gallant beast, as

if he knew the need for despatch, bucked straight ahead till he merged into an easy gallop. A few minutes

brought me to the camp; and my anxiety was dispelled. The chaps had hung their tuckerbags on some

adjacent lignum, out of reach of the wild pigs, but at a height accessible to Pup. The absence of the owners,

though desirable, would not have been absolutely necessary to the performance which followed, for a

kangaroodog can abstract food with a motion more silentand certainly more swiftthan that of a

So I returned to the scene of interest, accompanied by Bunyip and Pup. Twelve or fifteen of the outlaws,

having secured their saddlehorses, were sternly ordering the Chinamen to refrain from crowding the stock.

The grass in this corner of the paddock was especially good; and these unshamed delinquents rode slowly

through and through the mob, each vainly trying to identify and count his own; while now and then one

would pass out to overbear some encroaching pagan by loudspoken interrogations respecting a bay mare

with a switch tail, or a strawberry bullock with wide hornssuch ostentatious inquiry being accompanied by

a furtive and vicious jabbing of evidence's horse, or evidence himself, with some suitable instrument. Yet

batch after batch was withdrawn and paid for; while the red sun rose higher, and Mr. Smythe became

Helsmok, after protracted and patient sorting, brought out nineteen of his horses, and paid for twenty, besides

his hack. He said he would have to borrow a whip from someone, to "dost der yacket" of the impracticable

animal that remained in the mob. Relevantly, one of the Chows had a stockwhip, the handle of which

represented about six months' untiring work on a wellselected piece of myall. Helsmok had all along been

pained by the incongruity of such a gem in such keeping; and now having discharged his trespassliability,

the ironwristed Hollander politely borrowed this jewel from its clinging owner, and so recovered his horse

without difficulty. Then, when the bereaved boundary man followed him across the plain, intoning psalms of

remonstrance, Helsmok, making a playful clip at a locust, awkwardly allowed the lash to curl

onceandahalf round the body of John's horse; close in front of the hindlegs. The cheap and reliable rider

Smythehighstrung and delicate, in spite of his stockkeeper's rigoutwas taking little interest in

anything except the shillings he collected. At last, with a heartdrawn sigh, he beckoned to his brother.

"You must meet me with the buggy, Bert, when this is over. I have a splitting headache. We can do without

you now." Alas! what doth a station manager with splitting headaches? Answer, ye pastoralists!

Stevenson had just drafted and paid for his batch, when Barefooted Bob stalked up, bearing an unmistakable

"Well," drawled Bob, "I couldn't say whether it was las' night or this mornin'but I got your message right

"Why did n't I turnup," repeated Bob thoughtfully. "P'r'aps you'll be so good as to inform me if my work's

"Meanin' I shouldn't turn dog?" conjectured Bob. "No more I don't. I ain't turnin' dog on anybody when I

stick to my own work, an' keep off of goin' partners with opium an' leprosy. Same time, mind you, I'd be

turnin' dog on the station if I took advantage o' your message, to go round warnin' the chaps that was workin'

on the paddick. Way I was situated, the clean thing was to stand out. An' that's what I done."

Meanwhile, Stevenson had lingered to feel his pockets, sort his papers, examine his horse's legs, and so forth,

"You were right, and I was wrong," he remarked, aside to me. "Bob is trustworthyruthlessly so."

"Only in respect of conscience, which is mere moral punctilio, and may coexist with any degree of

ignorance or error," I replied. "I would n't chance sixpence on his moral sensenor on yours, either."

"Thankyou, both for the lesson and the compliment. Don't forget to call round at my camp, any time you're

"Horses too," replied Bob. "Ain't you lookin' at 'em?" But Smythe did n't know halfadozen beasts on the

station; and Bob (as he afterward told me) was aware of his boss's weakness in Individuality.

"Take them and get to work then," retorted Smythe. "How many bullocks are you working?" he added, with

sudden suspicionhis idea evidently being that Bob might wish to do a good turn to some of the bullock

"And looksharp, you fellows!" vociferated Smythe. "This paddock must be cleared within fifteen minutes,

Whereupon Thompson withdrew his lot, deliberately followed by four other culprits, whose names are

immaterial. Meanwhile, Bob had some trouble in sorting out his tenoften slowly crossing and recrossing

the paths of Donovan and Baxter, in their still more arduous and longdrawn task. At last the eagleeye of

the squatter counted Bob's ten, accompanied by his spare horse, as he tailed the lot toward his camp; and the

same aquiline optic talliedoff an aggregate of thirtysix to Baxter and Donovanwho, to my own private

knowledge, had entered the paddock with thirtyfour. This disposed of the whole muster.

Months afterward, when the two Mondunbarra bullocks had been swappedaway into a team from the

Sydney side, I camped one night with Baxter and Donovan, who discussed, in the most matteroffact way,

their own tranquil appropriation of the beasts. Each of these useful scoundrels had the answer of a good

conscience touching the transaction. They maintained, with manifest sincerity, that Smythe's repudiation of

the bullocks, and his subsequent levy of damages upon them as strangers and trespassers, gave themselves a

certain right of trover, which prerogative they had duly developed into a title containing nine points of the

law. Not equal to a poundreceipt, of course; but good enough for the track. And throughout the discussion,

NOT much in that bill of fare, you think? Perhaps not. Nor was Count Federigo degli Alberighi's falcon much

of a banquet for the Lady Giovanna, though that meagre catering cost a considerable jar to the sensibilities of

the impoverished aristocrataccurately represented, in this instance, by the writer of these memoirs. Of

course, I am committed to any narration imposed by my random election of dates; but just notice that

perversity, that untowardness, that cussedness in the affairs of men, which brings me back to Runnymede,

above all places in the spacious southwestern quarter of the Mother Province. The unforeseen sequences of

that original option are masters of the situation, till they run their courseand most tyrannical masters they

are. They have tied me to a stake; I cannot fly, but, bearlike, I must fight the course. Ay! your

firstpersonsingular novelist delights in relating his lovestory, simply because he can invent something to

pamper his own romantic notions; whereas, a similar undertaking makes the faithful chronicler squirm

Five days before the date of this entry, I had received orders to proceed at once to Runnymede, and there to

complete an Mform, which would in the meantime be forwarded from our Central Office to Mr.

Montgomery. Twelve hours' riding had brought me to the station, but the document had not arrived, so there

was nothing for it but to wait till the next mail came in. That would be on the 9th.

Being a little too exalted for the men's hut, and a great deal too vile for the boss's house, I was quartered in

Social status, apart from all consideration of mind, manners, or even money, is more accurately weighed on a

The folklore of Riverina is rich in variations of a mythus, pointing to the DavidandGoliath combat

between a quiet wageslave and a domineering squatter, in the brave days of old. With one solitary

exception, each station from the Murray to the Darling claims and holds this legend as its own. On Kooltopa

alone, the tables are turned, and the amiable Stewart makes a holy show of the truculent rouseabout. But on

no station, not even on Kooltopa, has imagination bodied forth, or tradition handed down, any such vagary as

might imply that a wageslave saw the inside of the house or the barracks. And a narangy will always avoid

your eye as he relates how, on some momentous occasion, the boss invited him to step in and take a seat. In

the accuratelygraded society of a proper station, you have a reproduction of the Temple economy under the

old Jewish ritual. The manager's house is a Sanctum Sanctorum, wherein no one but the high priest enters; the

barracks is an Inner Court, accessible to the priests only; the men's hut is an Outer Court, for the

accommodation of lay worshippers; and the nearest pineridge, or perhaps one of the empty huts at the

woolshed, is the Court of the Gentiles. And the restrictions of the Temple were never more rigid than those

It was more than a mere custom with the mediaeval baronit was a large part of the religion which guided

his rascally lifeto wolf his halfraw pork in fellowship with his rouseabouts; hence he could bash the

latter about at pleasure; and they, in return, were prepared to die in his service. A good solid social system, in

its own brutal and nonprogressive way. The squatter, of course, cannot get back to the long table with the

dogs underneath; but he ought to thinkout some practicable equivalent to the baron's crude and lopsided

camaraderiethis having been a necessary condition of vassal loyalty in olden time. Without vassal loyalty,

or abject vassal fear, the monopolist's sleep can never be secure. Domination, to be unassailable, must have

overwhelming force in reservemoral force, as in the feudal system, or physical force, as in our police

system. The labourleader, of accredited integrity and capability, though (so to speak) ducally weedy, has

moral force in reserve; and we all know how he controls the manyheaded. Also, the man glaringly destitute

of integrity or capacity, but noticed as having a bullethead, a square jaw, countersunk eyes, and the rest in

proportion, is suspected of having the other kind of force in reserve; and we know how he escapes anything

like wanton personal indignity in his intercourse with gentle or simple. Now, the only reserveforce adherent

The squatter of halfacentury ago dominated his immigrant servants by moral forceno difficult matter,

with a 'gentleman' on one side and a squad of hereditary grovellers on the other. He dominated his convict

servants by physical forcean equally easy task. But now the old squatter has gone to the mansions above;

the immigrant and old hand to the kitchen below; and between the selfvaluation of the latterday squatter

and that of his contemporary wageslave, there is very little to choose. Hence the toe of the blucher treads on

the heel of the tan boot, and galls its stitches. The average share of that knowledge which is power is

undoubtedly in favour of the tan boot; but the preponderant moiety is just as surely held by the blucher. In

our democracy, the sum of cultivated intelligence, and corresponding sensitiveness to affront, is dangerously

high, and becoming higher. On the other hand, the squatter, even if pliant by disposition, cannot spring to the

strain; social usage being territorial rather than personal; so here, you see, we have the two factors which

should blend together in harmonynamely, the stubborn tradition of the soil, and the elastic genius of the

'masses'divorced by an everwidening breach. There are two remedies, and only two, available; failing one

of these, something must, soon or later, give way with a crash. Either the anachronistic tradition must make

suicidal concessions, or the betterclass people must drown all plebeian Australian males in infancy, and fill

My acquaintance with Runnymede dated from about seven years before. Tracking three stray steers, I had

reached the station at sunset. I had come more than sixty milesnearly all unstocked countryin two days,

and with only one chance meal. My horse was provokingly fagged . I was ragged by reason of the scrub, and

dirty for lack of water: whilst an illspelled and ungrammatical order on Naylor of Koolybooka, for �28, was

the nearest approach to money in my possession. I had left my cattletracks, and was approaching the

homestation, when I met Mr. Montgomery himself. I told him my story. 'Oh, well; go to the store and get

your rations,' said he disgustedly. 'And, seeif those steers of yours are on the run, get them off as quick as

possible. Fencebreakers, no doubt. Come! hurryup, or the store will be closed!' The storekeeper measured

me out a pannikin of dust into a newspaper, and directed me to the lefthand corner of the rampaddock, as

the best place for my horse. There, in the spacious Court of the Gentiles, I made a fire, worked up my

johnnycake on the flat top of the corner post, ate it hot off the coals, then lay down in swinophilosophic

contentment, and read the newspaper till I could smell my hair scorching, and so to sleep.

My next visit to Runnymede took place about three years later. I had timed myself to drawup to the station

on a Saturday afternoon, with fivetonseventeen of wire. Montgomery met me, as before. 'You're Collins,

aren't you? I've got the duplicate. We won't disturb your load till Monday. Shove your trespassers in the

Next time I called at Runnymede, it was to inspect and verify the register which Montgomery was supposed

to keep for my Department. Being now worthy of the Inner Court, I was toldoff to sleep in the spare bed in

Moriarty's room, and to sit at meat with the narangies, where we were waited on by a menial. If my social

evolution had continuedif I had expanded, for instance, into a literary tourist, of sound Conservative

principlesI would have seen the inside of the boss's house before I had done. But, as it happened, I

withered and contracted from that pointsimultaneously, mind you, with a perceptible diminution of my

But on the present occasion I had been quartered in the barracks for four whole days, as idle as a

freshlypainted ship upon an ocean made iridescent by the unavoidable dripping and sprinkling of the

pigment used. (A clumsy metaphor, but happily not my own). This lethargy was inexcusable. I had three

notebooks filled with valuable memoranda for a Series of Shakespearean Studies; and O, how I longed for a

few days' untroubled leisure, just to break ground on the work. Those notes had been written in noisy huts, or

by flickering firelight, or on horsebackwritten in eager activity of mind, and in hope of such an opportunity

for amplification as I was now letting slip. But I have one besetting sin; and this Delilah, scissors in hand, had

dogged me to Runnymede, and polled me by the skull. Nor could I plead inadvertence when I gravitated into

the old familiar vice; but I left the consequences for an afterconsideration. The opportunity was there, like

an uncorked bottle under a dipsomaniac's nose, and that was enough. 'One more,' I kept saying to myself; 'one

According to the unhappy custom of besetting sins, this evil thing came upon me the moment I woke on the

morning of the 9th. I slipped into my clothes, and started off along the horsepaddock fence toward a natural

hollow, a mile from the station. Here twelve or fifteen years' continuous trampling by the worstsmelling of

ruminants (bar the billygoat) on ground theretofore untrodden except by blackfellows, birds, and marsupials,

had developed a pond, sometimes a couple of acres in area, and eight feet deep in the middle, and sometimes

dry. Full or dry, fresh or rotten, the pond was known as the 'swimminghole.' At the time I speak of, the

water was about halfgone, in both senses, and evaporating at the rate of an inch a day.

With a good supple stem of oldman saltbush I dispersed three snakes that lay around the margin, waiting for

frogs; then I noticed my empty clothes lying on the bank, and found myself sliding through the lukewarm

water, recklessly and wickedly discounting the prospective virility of another day; and there I remained till I

Nothing but that integrity which springs from the certainty of being ultimately foundout, prompts me to the

foregoing confessiona confession which I cannot but regard as damaging, from the literary, as well as from

During the last twenty or thirty years, the foremost humorist of our language has, from time to time, casually

touched on the removal of natural and acquired dirt by means of bathing; but however lightly and racily this

subject might leave his pen, it has been degraded into repulsiveness by the clumsy handling of imitators.

Some things look best when merely implied in the dim background, and recent literature certainly proves this

to be one of them. There is nothing dainty or picturesque in the presentment of a naked character washing

himself; yet how few of our later novels or notes of travel are without that bit of description; generally

setoff by an ungainly reflection on the dirt of some other person, class, or community. The noxious

affectation is everywhere. Even the Salvation officer cannot now write his contribution to the War Cry

without a detailed account of the bath he took on this or that occasiona thing which has no interest

whatever for anyone but himself. It would be much more becoming to wash our dirty skins, as well as our

We might advantageously copy womenwriters here. Woman, in the nature of things, must accumulate dirt,

as we do; and she must now and then wash that dirt off, or it would be there still. (Like St. Paul, I speak as a

man.) But the scribess never parades her ablutions on the printed page. If, for instance, you could prevail

upon the whole galaxy of Australian authoresses and penwomen to attend a Northern Victoria Agricultural

Show, in their literary capacity, you would see proof of this. Each would write her catalogue of aristocratic

visitors, her unfavourable impressions re quality of refreshments, her sarcastic notice of other women's attire,

and her fragmentary observations on the floral exhibits; but not one would windup her memoir with an

account of the 'tubbing' she gave herself in the seclusion of her lodgings when the turmoil was over. Woman

must be more than figuratively a poem if she can promenade a dusty showyard for a long, hot afternoon

without increasing in weight by exogenous accretion; but her soulfulness, however powerless to disallow dirt,

However, mere fidelity to fact brings me into the swimin the figurative sense, as well as in the literaland

the sad consciousness of fellowship with men who 'tub' themselves on paper is added to the humiliation of

the disclosure itself. In a word, just as I lost my vigour in the swimminghole, I lose my individuality in the

confession. But I don't lose my discrimination, nor my veracity. I don't call my evil good. In Physical

Nature, by a kind of Monroe Doctrine, has allotted the dry land to man, and various other animals; the water

to fish, leeches, etc.; the air to birds, bats, flies, etc.; the fire to salamanders, imps, unbaptised babies, etc.;

and she strictly penalises the trespass of each class on the domain of any other. Naturally then, about sixteen

raids, within four days, on an alien element, had stewed every atom of vigour out of my system, and

Consider the child. He is the creature of instinct; and instinctaccording to my late relative, Wilkie

Collinsnever errs, though reason often does so, as we know to our cost. Now, the picaninny knows what is

good for him. Place him in promixity to a dusthole or an ashheap, and observe what takes place. He

approaches it with that droll, yet pathetic, method of locomotion peculiar to his period of lifetravelling on

both hands and one knee, whilst with the big toe of the other hindfoot he propels himself along. In the very

centre of the dirt, he deftly whirls into a sitting position, and proceeds to redeem the time, maintaining,

meanwhile, that silence which is the perfectest herald of joy. Ormuzd the Good has inspired him with this

inclination. But the Minister of Ahriman the Evil is not far off. The ablebodied mother seizes the mite of a

bambino by the wrist, and carries him at arm'slength to the kitchen. It is to no purpose that he becomes

alternately rigid and flaccid, lifting up his voice in clamorous protest, and making himself as heavy as a bag

of shot. That misguided woman denudes him, washes him, rubs soap into his eyes, spanks him, rearrays

him, and sets him in a clean place, giving him a teaspoon to play with. Then she resumes her household

work; whereupon Ormuzd whispers in the pledge's projecting ear, and that heavendirected bimbo

straightway turns his head toward the dusthole, and, again illustrating the first clause of the Sphynx's not

very complicated riddle, keeps the strictly noiseless tenor of his way, till Ahriman's priestess looks round to

see the metaphors fulfilled, of the pup turning again to his ashheap, and the papoose that was washed

wallowing in the dusthole. And so the pulldevilpullbaker strife goes on to the last syllable of recorded

timenot between mother and child, as you are prone to imagine, but between the two great principles of

Good and Evil, so widely allegorised and personified, yet so uncertainly grasped, and so loosely defined. The

result is sad enough: physically, not one in ten of us is what the doctor ordered, and, of course, brought;

mentally, we are mostly fools; morally, we are, in a sense, little better than we ought to be. And such is life.

At breakfast, I remember, there occurred a slight misunderstanding between Mrs. Beaudesart, the

housekeeper, and Ida, the white trash whose vocation was to wait on the narangies.

Mrs. Beaudesart was wellborn. Don't study that expression too closely, or you'll get puzzled. Her father,

Hungry Buckley, of Baroonaa gentleman addicted to high living and extremely plain thinkinghad been

snuffedout by apoplexy, and abundantly filled a premature grave, some time in the early 'sixties, after seeing

Baroona pass, by foreclosure, into the hands of a brainy and nosey financier. People who had known the poor

gentleman when he was very emphatically in the flesh, and had listened to his palaver, and noticed his

feckless way of going about things, were not surprised at the misfortune that had struck Buckley. Mrs. B. had

then taken a small villa, near Sydney, where, in course of time, her son and daughter took positions of

vantage, such as their circumstances allowed; each being prepared to stake his or her gentility (an

objectionable word, but it has no synonym; and nasty things have nasty names) against any amount of filth

But young Mr. Buckley, who was something indefinite in a bank, presently ventured on a bit of blacksmith

work, and being, by reason of hopeless impecuniosity, not worth lenient treatment, got a tenner hard. About

the same time, Miss Buckleythen a singularly handsome young ladybecame a veritable heroine of

romance. A German prince, whose name I forget at the present moment, visited these provinces; and our

Beatrix EsmondWell, perhaps a reflected greatness is better than no greatness at all.

So, at all events, thought Mr. Lionel FyssheJhonson, who married Miss Buckley on the strength of her

celebrity. This young man in less than two years went to his reward; and his widow, after a seemly interval,

reinforced her financial position by accepting the hand and heart of old Mr. Tidy, an aitchless

propertyowner, whose hobby was to collect his own rents. Bottoming on gold this time, she buried the old

man within eighteen months, and paid probate duty on �25,000. After three years of something like life, she

accepted the addresses of the Hon. Henry Beaudesart, a social refugee from Belgravia (wherever that may

be). This was a gentleman of such refined tastes that it took over �10,000 a year to satisfy his soulyearnings;

so, when she buried him, after two years' trial it was in the sure and certain hope that he would stay where he

For the next two years, the poor gentlewoman hung round the scene of her former glories, wearing garments

that were out of fashion, and otherwise drinking to its very dregs the cup of bitterness which a heartless

society holds to the lips of its deposed queen. The elegancies of life were necessities to her; but those

elegancies would costto put it tangiblythe balance of profit accruing from the continuous labour of at

least fifty average industrious women. And when the industrious women were not to the fore, where were the

elegancies to come from? Where, indeed! It is a question which has broken many a gentler heart than Maud

Beaudesart's, and will break many more. It is a cruel question; but not to put it would be more cruel still. For

while this or that gentlewoman is in danger, no gentlewoman is safe. And the basest type of mind is that

which gloats on the adversity of the world's spoiled child; the next basest is that which concentrates its

sympathy on the same adversity; the least base, I think, is that which, goaded by a human compassion for all

human distress, longs to get a lever under the order of things which necessitates the spoiling of any particular

Two or three years before the date of this record, Mrs. Montgomery, a distant relation and boardingschool

friend of Mrs. Beaudesart, had met the latter in Sydney, and had brought her out to Runnymede.

Montgomery, viewing the tenacious widow as a fixture, had insisted upon her having some definite status on

the place, and she was therefore installed as housekeeper. Little wonder that the poor gentlewoman,

remembering her own departed greatness, and chafing under the mild yoke of Mrs. Montgomery, used to

make the handmaidens of the household wish themselves in Gehenna. Dionysius the Younger, shifted from

his throne, opened a school, so that he might take it out of the boys. Such is life.

Levites, tribesmen, and Gentiles alike, used to poke fun at me over Mrs. Beaudesart; but the fact that they

thought they knew my real standing, whereas they did n't, seemed to weigh so much in my favour as to make

their banter anything but provoking. Yet my relations with the gentlewoman were painful enough. I'll tell you

On my first official visit to Runnymede, whilst Montgomery and I stood talking in front of the store, Mrs.

Beaudesart passed by. He detained her a moment to speak of my sleepingaccommodation, but first, with

grave courtliness, introduced me to her as the last lineal descendant of Commander David Collins, R.N.

Situated as I was, what could I say?what would you have said? I had to fall in with the thing at the time;

and having done so, of course, I had to live up to it; moreover this meant a good deal when I had to beat time

with a woman like Maud. In spite of my chivalrous disinclination to flaunt superior descent in the face of a

lady, our shuddersome intimacy deepened; and the necessity for keeping up my accompaniment seemed to

grow more imperative as it became more difficult. But even at this distance of time, it soothes me to

remember that I went through the ordeal without any sacrifice of veracitypartly by modest reticence

touching my forbears, and the rest by a little diplomacy. For instance, in remarking that my grandfather, Sir

Timothy Collins, had been well known in connection with the turf, I omitted to explain that he was allowed

to obtain it only from a specified bog, and that his custom was to sell it at the stump for so much per

donkeyload, to be taken out in spuds or oatmeal. Altogether, I got on better than you might expect.

Meanwhile, some unhappy hitch in the Order of Things, as well as that strange fascination which

accompanies danger of detection, kept dragging me to Runnymede on every pretext.

Another thing. Mrs. Beaudesart possessed a vast store of Debrettinformation touching those early

gentlemencolonists whose enterprise is hymned by loftier harps than mine, but whose sordid greed and

unspeakable arrogance has yet to be said or sung. Socially, she knew something fiefie about most of our old

nobility; and her classsympathy, supported by the quasisacredness which invests aristocratic giddiness,

lent tenderness of colour and accuracy of detail to some queer revelations. She could make me fancy myself

And such was her hypnotic power, or my adaptability, that in the atmosphere of Runnymede I became a

Conservative of the good old type, and actually enjoyed the communion of soul necessarily subsisting

between a pedigreed lady and a pedigreed gentleman. We habitually spoke of the Montgomerys as of the

wealthy lower orders, people of yesterday, and so forth; and because we took especial care to let nobody hear

us, the jealousy of our inferiors manifested itself in that badinage so dear to the middleclass mind.

'Inferiors,' I say advisedly, for there was an indescribable something about us two when we got together, a

something too subtle for expression in the vulgar tongue, which made us feel the station aristocracy to be a

mere bourgeoisie, and ourselves the real Mackay. Of course, Montgomery had forgotten my high descent as

soon as the words of introduction were out of his mouth; and I had begged the lady to conceal my gentilesse

for the present; family pride causing me to be extremely sensitive on the subject of my low position. This was

Ida, the handmaid of the barracks, was a common person. She certainly belonged to the same mammiferous

division of vertebrata as Mrs. Beaudesart, but there the affinity ended with a jerk. In a word, she was the

lowborn daughter of a late povertystricken Victorian selector. Her father, after twelve years' manful

struggle with a bad selection, had hanged himself in the stable; whereupon the storekeeper had sold the

movables, and the mortgagee the farm. Runnymede was Ida's first situation. Her wages, month by month,

went to the support of her brokendown mother, then living frugally in a country township, taking care of

Ida's remaining brother, who had been knocked out of shape through getting runover, in a painfully

protracted way, by a heavy set of harrows. Her other brother had unfortunately sat down to eat his lunch on

Altogether, poor Ida had very little to be thankful for. Personally, she was, without any exception, the ugliest

white girl I ever saw. She measured about twice as long from the chin to SelfEsteem as from Benevolence

to Amativeness; not one feature of her face was even middling; her skin was of a neutral creamy tint; and she

had a straggly goatee of dirty white, with woolly sideboards of the same colour, in lieu of the short, silky

moustache which is the piquant trademark of our country women. Besides this, she was lame, on account

of the backsinew of one of her ankles having been cut through by a reapingmachine; and in addition to all

this, the fingers of her left hand had been snipped to a uniform length, through getting into the feed of a

chaffcutter. Montgomery had picked her purposely for the barracksso, at least, he told Mrs. Montgomery;

so she told Mrs. Beaudesart, and so the latter told me. For myself, I often felt an impulse to marry the poor

mortal; partly from compassion; partly from the idea that such an action would redound largely to my

honour; and partly from the impression that such an unattractive woman would idolise a fellow like me.

The daughter of an unlucky selector is not taught to spare herself; and Ida was an untiring and conscientious

worker. For the rest, she was a generous, patient, selfdenying girl, transparently honest in word and deed;

the gentle soul shining through its homely mask, like a candle in a bottle. Upon the whole, ugly,

illiterateand, above all, illstarred, lowly, and defencelessas she was, she would have made an

Mrs. Beaudesart abhorred Ida for her ugliness, for her vulgarity, for her simplicity, but chiefly for her name.

(I can sympathise with the gentlewoman hereremembering how rancorously I once hated another boy

because he came from the Isle of Wight.) Yet the two mammals' chronic state of friction was partly

chargeable on Ida, who would answer back, in her own milkandwater way. And, to add to the aggravation,

Something had gone wrong, as usual, this morning; and Mrs. Beaudesart remained in the narangies'

breakfastroom, mildly glowering into Ida's tearstained face, and noting with polite deprecation the

convulsive sobs which the sensitive girl vainly tried to repress before the young fellows. Beauty in distress is

a favorite theme of your shallow romancists; but, to the philosophic mind, its pathos is nothing to that of

ugliness in distress. At the best of times, poor Ida was heartbreaking; her sunniest smile wrung my soul with

commiseration; and when the sympathy naturally accorded to helpless anguish was superimposed upon that

which she claimed as her birthright, the pressure became intolerable. It had always been my consolation to

think that she would yet be a bright and beautiful angel; and now I fell back for solace upon that

thoughtthough how the thing was to be accomplished seemed a problem too vast for the grasp of a

"Remember, Mary, I reprimand you for your own good," murmured the lady. "Of course, brought up as you

have been, you can't be expected to have the manners we look for in the servants of a wellconducted

household; so when I consider it my duty to instruct you in the decencies of life, you mustn't take it ill.

People have to suffer for their ignorance, Mary, as well as for their faults. I know how you must feel it; but

parents in the position that yours were in should send their children to service before they are too old for the

"My parents done the best they could to keep they're home together," protested the girl, in a choking voice.

"Speak grammatically, my dear. No doubt your parents did as you say, but my point is, that they forgot their

position. Instead of accepting the fair wages and abundant food which society offers to their class, they joined

the hungry horde that has cut up those fine Victorian stations. Part of the retribution justly falls on their

children; part, of course, on themselves. Your father, I venture to say, often envied the life of the domestic

animals on the station where he had selected. But he aimed at independenceindependence! A fine word,

Mary, but a poor reality. This idea of independence is much too common amongst people who, however

poorly they may fare, are nevertheless better fed than taught. I'm afraid you wilfully overlook the religious

side of the question, Mary; the divine command to do our duty in that state of life in which it has pleased God

Here Ida sobbed out something that sounded like a rejoinder; and there was a harder ring in the lady's voice

"Yes, my dear; if your parents had known themselves, and had cheerfully remained in the position for which

their birth and education fitted them, you would have been spared many humiliations, and it would have been

"I have no wish to condemn him, Mary," replied the lady soothingly. "I assure you it is dreadful to me to

realise the fate of that poor man, where the worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. I was only wishing

to show you what a tempting of Providence it is for people of the lower classes to have notions above what

their Maker intends for them. And you know how prone you are to forget your placeas you did this

morning. Susan has the same fault, I'm sorry to say; but I condone it to some extent in her. She has the

advantage of good looks, and naturally expects to better her condition by marriage; but surely, Mary, one

glance at yourself in the glass ought to show you the impropriety of counting upon any endowment of

"Indeed, I know I'm no beauty," blubbered Ida; and her tears rained hot and fast on the back of my neck, as

"Of course, you didn't make yourself," pursued the lady blandly; "but in view of your lack of personal

attractions, you should endeavour to cultivate the modest and respectful demeanour which befits a sphere of

life that you are likely to occupy permanently. No doubt it was good policy to transport yourself to a locality

where the males of your own class are in such large majority; but the movement is still attended by certain

disadvantages. A female whose looks approach repulsiveness should, at least, have a character beyond

suspicion; and for any woman to run away from the neighbourhood where her doings are known, is not the

way to inspire confidence. And though it has pleased God, for your own good, to remove the snare of beauty

far from you, yetWell, we must believe what we hear on good authority. Your master, before engaging

you, should have made some inquiry regarding your antecedents, and not have left these things to leakout. I

wish I could hold you guiltless, Mary. Ask your own conscience whether you were justified in obtaining

Here Ida turned, and, with blazing, tearless eyes, fearlessly fronted her fellowmammal. The latter faltered,

"What's that you say, you wicked woman?" demanded Ida, in a calm voice, yet breathing heavily. "Ain't I

miserable enough without you lyin' away my character? I'll make you prove your words, as sure as you're

"You're forgetting yourself!" replied the housekeeper haughtily, though still quailing before the girl's terrible

"Am I, indeed? Well, we'll both go straight to Mrs. Montgomeryshe's your missus as well as mine, she

isan' we'll git her to write to a dozen people that knows me since I wasn't as high as that windysill. I'll

"What impertinence!" ejaculated the lady, moistening her lips. "Leave the apartment, this instant, Mary; and

"How dare you call me out o' my name?for two pins, I'd slap your face!" replied Ida, her voice rising to a

hysterical scream. "You know what my proper name is, so you do! An' I won't leave the apartment to please

you, so I won't! Think God made me for the likes o' you to wipe your feet on? Think I bin behavin' myself

decent all my life, for you to put a slur on me? If I wanted to bemean myself, could n't I cast up somethin' you

would n't like to be minded of? Ain't you ashamed o' yourself, you ole shedevil?"

"Gentlemen, I must apologise for my servant," said the housekeeper, with quiet dignity. "She seems to have

taken leave of her senses. I trust you will overlook her rudeness. She knows no better."

"They can't help doin' me justice; an' that's all I ask from anybody," rejoined Ida, looking appealingly round

the table. "An' look here, Mrs. Bodyzart: I bin full up o' your nagnag ever since I come to this house: an' I

put up with it for the sake o' other people; but now you've put a slur on my character; an' it's me an' you for it.

"I must withdraw, gentlemen," said the lady forbearingly. "Pray forget the unhappy scene you have been

forced to witness; and let me beg of you, for this poor woman's sake, to leave all further pursuit of the matter

entirely in my hands. Whilst she remains in this establishment, I must continue to shield her from the

penalties to which she insists upon exposing herself. Come, Mary; dry your eyes, and attend to your duties.

The time is coming when you will thank me for the discipline to which you are now subjected." And Mrs.

"I never expected anybody to put a slur on me," faltered Ida apologetically, after a minute's silence.

"Haud yir toang, lassie, fir Godesak," snarled the sheepoverseer, who was the senior of our company. "Be

ma saul, an A hid ony say intil't, A'd whang the de'il oot o' ye baith wi' a stokewhup."

"By George! you better not include Mrs. Beaudesart in your goodwill," remarked young Mooney gravely.

"Keep your temper, Collins," murmured Nelson. "I can imagine your feelings; but M'Murdo didn't think of

"The de'il haet A care fir Collins, ony mair nir A dae fir yir ain sel', Nelson!" replied Mac defiantly. "Od! air

ye no din greetin' the yet, lassie?" he continued, turning to Ida. "No anither pegh oot o' yir heed, ir bagode

Ida dried her eyes, and with the more alacrity forasmuch as an approaching step crunched the gravel outside.

It was Priestley, a bullock driver who had drawn up to the store on the previousevening; a decent sort of

vulgarian, but altogether too industrious to get any further forward than the extreme tailend of his

Some carriers never learn the great lesson, that to everything there is a time and a seasona time for work,

and a time for reposehence you find the industrious man's inveterately legweary set of frames in hopeless

competition with the judiciously lazy man's string of daisies. The contrast is sickening. Moreover, the same

rule holds fairly well throughout the whole region of industry. But the Scotchnavigator can't see it. He is too

furiously busy for eighteen hours out of the twentyfour to notice that, even in the most literal sense, loafing

has a more intimate connection with breadwinning than working can possibly have. Such a man finds

himself born unto trouble, as the sparks fly in all directions; but he is merely aware of undergoing a

chastening process, just as the tethered calf is aware that he always turns a flying somersault when he

impetuously charges in any direction away from his peg; and this simply because the man knows as much

about the Order of Things as the calf knows about Euclid's definition of a radial line. The fact is, that the

Order of Thingsrightly understoodis not susceptible of any coercion whatever, and must be humoured in

every possible way. In the race of life, my son, you must run cunning, reserving your sprint for the tactical

moment. Priestley ran bullheaded. In consequence of being always at work, he could get very little work

done; and, being pursuantly in a chronic state of debt and destitution, he got only the work that intermittently

slothful men would n't take at the price. It is scarcely necessary to add that he had a wife and about thirteen

"Mornin', chaps," said this plebeian, standing between the wind and our nobility, with a hand on each

doorpost. "Hope you're enjoyin' yourselves. Say, Moriarty; I'm waitin' to git that bit o' loadin' off."

"I'll be with you in two minutes," replied the young storekeeper. "I know you always want to get away."

"Say, chaps," continued the bullock driver, advancing into the room, and glancing confidentially round the

table, "think there's any use o' me stickin' up the boss for leaf to take the buggytrack to Nalrookar? See, I

could make the Fogabolla Tank tonight; an' there's boun' to be a bit o' bluebush, if not crowsfoot, on

them sandhills. Then I'd fetch Nalrookar tomorrow, easy. I got twotonfive for there; an' I'm thinkin' I'll

have a job to deliver it, if I can't git through your run. What do you think, chaps?"

"Why didn't you take this into consideration when you loaded?" demanded young Arblaster.

"Well, beggars ain't choosers," replied the apostle of brute force and ignorance. "Fact was, Arblaster, I

bethought me what a lot o' work I'd done for Magomery, one time or another, an' what good friends me an'

him always was; an' I says to myself, 'Well, I'll chance hermake a spoon, or spoil a horn.' That's the way I

reasoned it out. See, if I got to turn roun', an' foller the main track back agen to the Canegrass Swamp, an'

take the Nalrookar track from there, I won't fetch the station much short o' fifty mile; an' there ain't a middlin'

camp the whole road. Everythin' et right into the ground. Starve a locust. 'Sides, I'm jubious about the

"Well, it's hardly likely the boss would let you cross the run," replied Arblaster. "He'd be a dd fool if he

"I'm afraid there's no use asking him, Priestley," added Nelson. "He won't make a thoroughfare of the run, at

any price. For instance, when Baxter and Donovan delivered that welltimber in the Quondong Paddock, the

other day, they were n't five mile from the main roadand a gate to go throughbut he made them come

right back by the station; thirty mile of a roundabout; and their cheques were n't forthcoming till they did it.

No, Priestley; to ask Montgomery is simply to get a refusal; and to argue with him is simply to get insulted."

"Well, I s'pose I must worry through, some road," said the bullock driver resignedly, as he turned and went

"And yet it's necessary, in a sense," replied Nelson. "Same time, anybody except the like of Montgomery

would spring a bit in a season like this. I couldn't crush a poor, decent, hardworking devil like that. I'd give

him a thorough good blackguarding for calculating upon crossing the run; and then, as a matter of form, I'd

send a man with him, to see him across. Well, I suppose we must go and get our mot d' ordre, boys."

So we left the breakfastroom to Ida. The four narangies, with the practical M'Murdo, went to the veranda of

the boss's house for their day's orders; Moriarty, with a ring of keys in his hand, sauntered across to the store;

and I managed to drag myself out to a seat built against the south side of the barracks, whence I torpidly

surveyed the scene around, whilst listening to my vitality whistling out through four million yawning pores.

In an open shed, near the storewhere two tribesmen were now assisting Priestley to unloada travelling

saddler and Salvationist, named (without a word of a lie) Joey Possum, was at work on the horsefurniture of

the station; his tilted wagonette, blazoned with his name and title, JOSEPH PAWSOME, SADDLER,

standing close by. Watching these lewd fellows of the baser sort at their sordid toil, my mind reverted to

certain incidents of the preceding night, and so drifted into a speculation on the peculiar kind of difficulties

which at certain times beset certain sojourners on the rind of this third primary orb. The incidents, of course,

But as the mere mention of them may have whetted the reader's curiosity, I suppose it is only fair to satisfy

The night in question seemed, from an astrological point of view, to be peculiarly favourable to the

ascendancy of baleful influences. The moon hung above the western horizon, in her most formidable

phasejust past the semicircle, with her gibbous edge malignantly feathered. Being now in the House of

Taurus, she had overborne the benignant sway of Aldebaran, and was pressing hard on Castor and Pollux (in

the House of Gemini). Also, her horizontal attitude was so full of menace that Rigel and Betelgeux (in Orion)

seemed to wilt under her sinister supremacy. Sirius (in Canis Major), strongest and most malevolent of the

astral powers, hung southwest of the zenith, reinforcing the evil bias of the time, and thus, from his

commanding position, overruling the guardianship of Canopus (in Argo), southwest of the same point.

Lower still, toward the south, Achernar seemed to reserve his gracious prestige, whilst, across the invisible

Pole, the beneficent constellations of Crux and Centaurus exhibited the very paralysis of hopelessness. Worst

of all, Jupiter and Mars both held aloof, whilst ascendant Saturn mourned in the House of Cancer.

Such was the wretched aspect of the heavens to my debilitated intelligence, as I slunk home from the

swimminghole, toward midnight. I was somewhat comforted to observe in Procyon a firmness which I

attributed to the evident support of Regulus (in the House of Leo); but the most reassuring element in an

extremely baleful horoscope was Spica (in the House of Virgo), scarcely affected by the moon's interference,

Still, to my washedout mind, there was something so hopeless in the lunar and stellar outlook that, for

There several shapeless forms, some white, and others of neutral hue, seemed to be moving slowly and

silently amongst the dwellings of the dead, as if holding what you could scarcely call a carnival, in their own

sombre way. The time, the place, the supermundane conditions, acting together on a halfdrowned mind,

gave to the whole scene a weird reality which writing cannot convey; so, after pinching myself to make sure I

was awake, and doing a small sum in mental arithmetic to verify my sanity, I advanced toward the perturbed

spirits, got them against the sky, and identified them as cattle, greedily stevedoring the long, dry grass.

It seemed a pity to turn the poor hungry animals out; yet I knew that somebody would have to suffer for it if

Montgomery knew of anything trespassing here. But how had they got in, through seven wiresthe upper

"Inclinin' that road. Dangerousain't it? Good job it's on'y you. Nobody else stirrin'?"

"Not a soul. They 're as regular as clockwork on this station. How did you get in?"

"Took the hinges off o' the gate with my monkeywrench. I'll leave that all straight. Course, they'll see the

tracks by'n'by, an' know who to blame; but I'll be clear by that time; an' I must guard agen comin' in

contract with Runnymede till the stnk blows off o' this transaction. Natural enough, Magomery'll buck; but

the rationpaddick's as bare as a stockyard; an' I can't ast the bullocks to die o' starvation.

"Certainly not, Priestley. Mind, it's only four hours till daylight. Good night."

My way led me past a small, isolated stable, used exclusively for the boss's buggyhorses. Nearing this

building, I heard a suppressed commotion inside, followed by soothing gibberish, in a very low voice. This

was bad. Priestley's bullocks were within easy view; and Jerry, the groom, was a notorious master's man. I

"What's up with you this hour of the night, Jerry?" I asked, looking through the latticed upperwall. "Uneasy

conscience, I bet." Whilst speaking the last words, I distinguished Montgomery's pair of greys, tied, one in

each back corner of the stable, whilst Pawsome's horsesa white and a piebaldwere occupying the two

stalls, and voraciously tearing down mouthfuls of good Victorian hay from the rack above the manger.

Pawsome, silently caressing one of the greys, moved to the lattice on hearing my voice. "Sleightofhand

"Sort of attempt," replied the wizard, in the same key. "You gev me a start. All the lights was out two hours

"Second Kings," whispered the poor necromancer, in eager fellowship, and displaying a knowledge of the

Bible rare amongst his sect. "God bless you, Collins! may we meet in a better world!"

"It won't be difficult to do that," I replied dejectedly, as I withdrew to enjoy my unearned slumber.

Now the night, replete with such spheremusic, was past, and the cares that infest the day had returned to

everyone on the station, except myself and two or three equally clean, useless, and aristocratic loafers in the

boss's house. Toby, the halfcaste, was cantering away toward Clarke's, for the weekly mail. Priestley, at his

wagon, was bullocking even more desperately than usual, with a view to getting out of sight of the station as

soon as possible. Pawsome, repairing a sidesaddle, on his extemporised bench, was softly crooning a

familiar hymn, the sentiment of which seemed appropriate to himself, whilst the language breathed the very

Must I be carried to the skies On flowery beds of ease, While others fought to gain the prize, And sail'd

In the veranda of the house, Mr. Folkestone, a young English gentleman of not less than two

hundredweight, lolled on a hammock, smoking a chibouque, and reading a magazine; while straight

between us two aristocratic loafers, Vandemonian Jack, aged about a century, was mechanically sawing

firewood in the hot, sickly sunshine. This is one of the jobs that it takes a man of four or five score years to

perform ungrudgingly; and, to any illuminated mind, the secret of these old fellows' greatness is very plain.

Bathing, though an ancient heresy, has been of strictly local prevalence, and, for the best of reasons, of

transient continuance. Our relapse belongs to the present generation. Though our betterclass grandsires

understood no science unconnected with the gloves, a marvellous instinct taught them the unwholesomeness

of sluicing away that panoply of dirt which is Nature's own defence against the microbe of imbecility, and

which, indeed, was the only armour worn by the formidable Berserkers, from whom some of them claimed

descent. We have done it however (at least, we say so), whilst our social inferiors have held on to the

"I say, Mr. Collins," faltered Ida, breaking in on my reflections, "I picked up this little buckle aside o' your

bd; it's come off o' the back o' your trrs. I'll sew it on for you any time, for I notice you're bothered

with them slippin' down. O, Mr. Collins!"and the poor unlovely face was suddenly distorted with anguish

and wet with tears"ain't Mrs. Bodyzart wicked to put a slur on me like that? There ain't one word o' truth in

it; I'd say the same if I was to die tonight; an' you may believe me or believe me not, but I'm tellin' the truth.

"Hush! Stop crying, Ida! Don't look roundMrs. Beaudesart's watching you from the window, over there.

You poor thing! you should n't trouble yourself over what anybody says. Did you feed Pup this morning?"

"I give him a whole milkdish full o' scraps; but if people tells the truth, there's nobody in the world can say

"He 's got a dish o' good rainwater aside him; but if people would on'y consider"

"Truevery true. Now go away, dear, and don't come fooling about me, or you'll give her liberty to talk."

The girl limped back to the scene of her unromantic martyrdom, and I made a feeble effort to shake the

dewdrops from my mane, and, so to speak, look myself in the face. I must give this life over, I thought; and

I will give it over; an I do not, I am a villain. After all, there are not two sides to this question; there is only

one; and you may trust an overclean man to be an authority on the evil effects of bathing, upon mind, body,

and estate; just as the grogbibber is our highest authority on headaches, fantods, and bankruptcy.

The Spartans (so ran my reflections) were as much addicted to dirt as the Sybarites to cleanliness; and just

compare the two communities. The conquering races of later agesGoths, Huns, Vandals, Longobards, no

less celebrated for one kind of grit than for the other. It is the Turkish bath that has made the

onceformidable Ottoman Empire the sick man of Europe. Latifundia perdidere Italian (Large estates ruined

Italy). Yes. Blame it on the large estates. Would a large estate ruin you? Bathing did the business for Italy, as

it does the business for all its victims. If Rome had left to the soft Capuan his baths and his perfumes, she

would have pulledthrough. But think of the polished Roman debating the question of survival with the

superlatively dirty barbarian of the North! Polished is good, for, in the ruins of the fatal Roman baths, the

innumerable strigulae, used by the bathers to polish their skins, bear sad testimony to the suicidal cleanliness

of that doomed race. And just compare your strigulapolished Roman, morally and physically, with his

contemporary, the filthencrusted anchorite of the Thebaidthe former flickering briefly in a puerile,

semivital way, and going out with a sulphurous smell; the latter, on a ration of six dates per week, attaining

an interminable longevity, and possessing the power of striking scoffers dead, or blind, or paralytic, at

And, talking of hermitsdo you think Peter of Picardy could have launched the muscular Christianity of

Western Europe against the less muscular, because cleaner, Islamism of Western Asia, but for his

welladvertised vow, never to change his clothes, nor wash himself, till his contract should be completed?

Prouder in his rags than the Emperor in his purple! and justly too, for he achieved the very apotheosis of

dirtanimate, no doubt, as well as inanimate. Or take the first Teutonic Emperor of Romeconqueror,

arbitrator, legislator, and what not. In those middle ages, you know, it was the custom to name monarchs

from some peculiarity of person or habitudeand I put it to any reasonable soul; Was this mere Yarman

Brince likely to have become the central figure of the 10th century, but for such rigid abstinence from

external application of water as is implied in the significant name of Otto the Great?

Indeed, the most sweepingly appropriate bestowal of the title, 'Great,' is made when we refer to the adherents

of the dirtcult, collectively, as the Great Unwashed. Again, Dr. Johnson's biographies lovingly preserve the

personal habits of most of the loftiest and sweetest poets that ever trod English soil; and think what a large

percentage of those Museinvokers, according to their historian, carried a fair quantity of that soil perennially

on their hides. And speaking of the Diogenes of Fleet Street himself, we know, on good authority, that his

antipathy to the Order of the Bath caused him to appeal to more senses than one. He was another Otto the

Great. The original Diogenes, by the way, revelled in dirt, as well as in wisdom. And the mighty scholar,

Yet in spite of this cloud of witness, and in the face of our own experience, we will entice external leakage of

such incipient greatness as we havesoaking ourselves in water, as if we were possums, and our virility a

eucalyptus flavour that we sought to dissipate. Look at myselfnow a king; now thus! Thunderandturf!

Before touching the forbidden thing, I felt as if I wanted to pursue an inspiring, if purposeless, journey up

uncomfortable Alpine heights, with my Excelsiorbanner in my hand, and a tear in my solitary bright blue

eye; now, the maiden's invitation seems to be the only part of the enterprise that has any pith in it. Then, I

gloried in the fiendish adage of, 'Two hours' sleep for a man, three for a woman, and four for a fool'; now, my

livelist ambition is to gaze my fill on yon calm deep, then, like an infant, sink asleep on this form, and so

remain till dinnertimelunchtime, I should say; belonging, as I do, to the better classes. Then, I was like

Hotspur on his cropeared roan; now, I merely wish the desert were my dwellingplace, with one fair Spirit

for my minister. To confess the truth, I note a certain weak glimmer of selfrighteousness investing the

thought that I would be content with one fair Spirit. Got to, go to! By virtue, thou enforcest laughter.

"I wish I was as happy as you," murmured Ida, who had again silently approached. "Here's two newspapers;

they done with them in the house. O, Mr. Collins!"and the girl's tears broke forth afresh, whilst

ungovernable sobs shook her from head to foot"I can't git it off o' my mind what Mrs. Bodyzart said."

"Ida! Ida!" I remonstrated; "you're making your nose red." The information acted like a charm; her crying

"I can prove there ain't one word o' truth in it," she continued pertinaciously.

"That settles the matter beyond controversyconsidering that you rightly belong to the Middle Ages."

"Indeed I don't!" she replied, with a flash of resentment. "I was twentyseven last birthday; an' I don't care

who knows iton the third of July, it wasan' I would n't care tuppence if her ladyship snoke roun' tellin'

people I was forty. But to put a slur on me like that! I leave it to your own self, Mr. Collinswas it right?"

"Right? I repeated wearily. "In heaven's name, girl, what does it signify to you whether it was right or

otherwise? That's Mrs. Beaudesart's own business, not yours. Why, if she charged me with stooping to folly, I

would merely say, 'Sorry to undeceive you, ma'am; but I've been too much given to letting 'I dare not' wait

upon 'I would,' like the poor bandicoot i' the adage.' But I certainly shouldn't concern myself with a question

"Simply because I'm a philosopher, Ida. I've held communion with the Unfathomable, and watched the

exfoliation of the Inscrutable; and, you know, these things are altogether beyond the orbit of the girlmind.

But I was too far gone to take any interest in either of the loathsome contemporanes; too much afflicted even

to drift down to the swimminghole again, much as I desired to do so. I also longed for the opinion of my

mighty pipe on the dirtquestion; but that faithful ally was packed among my things, forty feet away, and it

might as well have been forty miles. So I just lay on the seat, clean, frail, and inert, as a recumbent statue,

moulded in blancmange; whilst the ancient t'othersider oscillated his framesaw, and the pious Pawsome

lightened his toil with selections from Sankey, and the perspiring Priestley hurried up his bullocks from the

rationpaddock, and Sling Muck, the gardener, used his hoe among the callots and cabbagee, with the

automatic stroke of a man brought up to one holiday per annum, and no Sunday. Meanwhile, the unreturning

sands of Life dribbled through the unheeded isthmus of the Present Moment; and the fixed cone of the Past

Nevertheless, I collected the wreckage of what had been very fair faculties, and attempted to grapple with an

idea which Ida's conversation had suggested. Finding this impossible, I made a mental memo. of the

inspirationand by the same token, I neatly utilised it within the next few hours. Your attention will be

At midday, the bell sounded from the hut. Pawsome and the tribesmen quitted their work, and went to

dinner. Priestley had started an hour before, bound for Nalrooka, with the remaining half of his load.

All the Levites, except Moriarty, were out on the run, but Martin, the head boundary rider, had timed himself

for lunch. This man's status was a vexed question. He certainly ratedbut did he rate high enough for the

barracks? As head boundary man, decidedly not; but as recent proprietor of a small station absorbed by

Runnymede, he was not destitute of pretensions. Out in the open air, he was, of course, as good as any Levite,

butWell, though we rather resented his presence in the Inner Court, we yielded him the benefit of the

doubt; and he took that benefit, just as if he had been born in the purple, like ourselves.

Martin was an Orangeman of rank. He had attained the Black Degree. It was whispered that he held all the

loyal brethren of Riverina under the whip, by reason of his being the only man in the region beyond the

Murrumbidgee who could confer the Purple Degree. For, owing to an inherent haziness in the theses and aims

of Orangeism, there are Orders in the Society as hard to attain as those German university degrees which no

man ever took and had his eyesight perfect afterward; though, to be sure, there is a certain difference in the

Moriartywhose front name was Felixwas, if anything, a Catholic; and, partly on this account, partly on

account of his being a young fellow, and partly on account of Miss King, the governess, Martin set him.

Now, there was just one man within a hundred miles who knew less of Irish History than Martin, and that

man was Moriarty; consequently, the two jostled each other as they rushed into that branch of learning where

scholars fear to treadeach repeatedly appealing to me for confirmation of his outlandish myths and clumsy

fabrications. I listlessly confirmed anything and everything. Having lost all mental, as well as physical,

energy where King John lost his regalia, namely, in the Wash, the line of least resistance was the line for me.

After a hearty lunch, I made my way back to the seat against the wall, while Moriarty lounged across to the

store, and Martin went to speak to the High Priest at the door of the Sanctum Sanctorum. Then Martin

mounted his horse, and rode away; and presently the tribesman, Jerry, brought a buggy and pair to the front

door. Montgomery and Folkestonethe latter in knickerbockerstook their seats in the buggy, and whirled

away down the horsepaddock fence. Then all was still, save for the faint plingplong of a piano in the Holy

Whom have we here? Moriarty to disturb me. Let him come. It is meat and drink to me to see a clown; by my

faith, we that have good wits have much to answer for; we shall be flouting; we cannot hold.

The young Levite, closing the door of the store behind him, advanced with the indescribably weary step of a

station man when the day is warm and the boss absent, and seated himself by my side.

"Why ain't you in the barracks having one of your quiet palavers with Mrs Beaudesart?" he asked.

"Something I wanted to ask you, Collins," he resumed; "but I'm beggared if I can think what it is. Slipped

away like a snake, while you're looking round for a stick. Singular how a person can't remember a thing for

the life of them, when once they forget it; and suddenly it crops up of its own accord when you're not

"Parse your granny!" he retorted. "I don't believe you could parse it yourself, as clever as you think you are.

"Yesand know as much as I do now," he repeated doggedly. "In fact, I never met anyone that knows as

much as I do; but people won't pay any attention to a young fellow, no matter if he was Solomon. That

"Gosh! you've been on the turkey; you'll be cutting yourself some of these times. I wish Toby was back with

"Now the Lord lighten thee; thou art a great fool," I sighed. "What time does Toby generally get back?"

"Any time between two in the afternoon and sunrise next morning, according to the state of the mailman's

horses. Beggar such a life as this. At it, early and late; working through accounts, and servingout rations,

and one thing or another; and no more chance of distinguishing myself than if I was in jail. I can't stand it

much longer, and what's more, I won't. I wish the mail was in. I've got a presentiment of something good this

time. If you don't speculate, you won't accumulate, as the saying is; and if a man can't make a rise by some

sort of gambling, he may as well lie down and die, straightoff. But the first rise is the difficulty; and, of

"Why, distinguish yourself, of coursewhat else? There's a great future sticking out for a fellow, if he's got

"So there is. Well, what shall it be? Mechanics? Fine opening for an inventive genius therebut you must be

"You had all the chances when you were my age," replied Moriarty bitterly. "I'm too late arriving.

"True," I observed. "I hadn't thought of that objection. Then why not take up some interesting study, and

"Anybody could do that," replied the young fellow contemptuously. "I want to distinguish myself."

"Then I'll tell you what you'll do, Moriarty. Take a narrow branch of some scientific study, and restrict

yourself to that. Say you devote your life to some special division of the Formicae?"

"Why, there's only about three species of ants altogether; and there's nothing to learn about them except that

they make different kinds of hills, and give different kinds of bites. That sort of study would about suit you.

"Still, every avenue to distinction is not closed," I urged. "We're knocking at the gates of Futurity for the

Australian pioneer of poetryfictionphilosophywhat not? You've got all the working, plant ready in

"No use, Collins," he replied hopelessly. "I've got the talent, right enough, but I haven't got the patience. In

"No; I can't very well do that. I haven't been there for the last month. I'd go tonight if I had a horse."

"Heavens above!" I murmured; "what would he be like if he was clean? He would distinguish himself in one

"Jealousy, jealousy," replied Moriarty disgustedly. "Never mind. I'll make things hum yet. Do you knowI

stand to win twentyfour notes on the regatta, besides my chance of the station sweep on the big Flemington,

let alone private bets. We'll get news of both events today; and I have a presentiment of something good.

"And how much do you stand to lose, if your mozzle is out?" I asked. "Bytheway, didn't I incidentally hear

"I don't believe that has anything to do with it," replied Moriarty, in an altered tone. "But, to tell you the truth,

I dare n't count up how much I'll lose if things go crooked. I've plunged too heavythere's no doubt about

thatbut I did it with the best intention. I made sure of scooping; and, for that matter, I make sure of it still.

But whatever you do, don't begin to preach about the evils of gamblingnot now, Collins; not till after we

get news of these events. Doesn't everybody gamble, from the Governor downwardbar you, and a couple

or three more sanctimonious old hypocrites, with one foot in the grave, and the other in the devil's mouth?

Why, Nosey Alf is the only fellow on this station that has no interest in the sweep, besides no end of private

"Gosh, yes!" replied Moriarty nervously. "I wonder what brings him from that direction? Come,

Collinswill you give me five to one he has letters for you? I'll take it at that."

"Well, let's have some wager before he gets any nearer," persisted Moriarty, with an unpleasant laugh. The

suspense was beginning to tell upon a mind not originally cast in the Stoic mould. So much so, that I felt

inclined to lose a trifle to him, even as a teetotaller would administer a nip to a man who was beginning to see

things. "Come!" he continued recklessly; "I'll give you two to one he has letters for you; twenty to one he has

letters for the station"And so he gabbled on, whilst, drifting into my Hamletmood, I charted the poor

"Hold on, Moriarty," I interrupted, recalling myself. "Let's hear that fiftytoone offer again. Am I to

understand that if Toby has letters for the station and none for me, you win; if he has letters for me and none

for the station, I win; and, failing the fulfilment of either double, the wager is off?"

"Halfsovereigns," I replied, feeling for the purse which, vulgar as it is, bushmen even of aristocratic lineage

are compelled to carry. I placed the little coinabout onetenth of my total wealthin Moriarty's hand. He

"What do you mean?" he asked petulantly. "I might n't win it, after all. Don't be more disagreeable than you

"You intend to get it without giving an equivalentdon't you? You know it's yours. Are n't you betting on a

certainty? Lay it on the windowsill, if you like, and pick it up when you can read your title clear. If you

don't speculate, you won't accumulate; and I suppose you've no objection to looking into the morality of your

I had cleared my throat for a disquisition which would have been intolerable to the unprincipled reader, when

a very curious thing arrested the attention both of Moriarty and myselfthe strangest coincidence, perhaps,

within the personal experience of either of usa conjuncture, in fact, which for a moment threw us both

staggering back on the theology of childhood. At the present time, I feel too meek to attempt any

The halfcaste had cantered up to the horsepaddock gate, had dismounted, had divested his horse of the

saddle and bridle, and had given the animal a slap with the latter. Now he was depositing those equipments in

the shed. Now he approached us, taking two letters and a newspaper from the tailpocket of what had once

"Yours, Collins," said he. "Don't say I never gave you nothing. Nix for you, Mr. (adj.) Moriarty."

"You're very laconic," observed the storekeeper in a hollow voice, yet eyeing the prince sternly; "very

laconic, indeed, I must say. If I was you, I would n't be quite so laconic. How the (sheol) comes it that you

"Need n't look in that paper for the Flemington, Collins," said the heirapparent; "she's a day too soon. I took

"I was asking how the (adj. sheol) you managed to come without the mail?" repeated Moriarty, with dignity.

"I heard you, right enough. I ain't deaf. Well, I come on a moke. Think I padded it? Fact was, Moriarty, I met

Magomery at Bailey's Tank, an' he told me to go like blazes to Scandalous Sandy's hut, on Nalrooka, an' tell

him a lot o' his sheep was boxed with ours in the Boree Paddick. 'I'll fetch the mail home myself,' says he.

"Well, considerin' you're boss o' this station, an' my bit o' filthy lucre comes out o' your pocket, I got great

pleasure informin' you I met ole Gladstone, comin' to tell us the same yarn. Anything else you want to

"Right. It's a lie, if you like. I got no stuff on it. See what Collins' paper says. An' now I feel like as if I could

He stalked away toward the hut, whilst I opened what turned out to be a loveletterevidently intended for

some other member of our diffusive clan, for I could make neither head nor tail of it; nothing, indeed, but

heart, and such heart as it has never been my luck to capture. Meanwhile, Moriarty had cut the string of the

"My mozzle is out, Collins." said he, with an effort. "I'll never clear myselfnever in the creation of cats. It's

"Yes; you suffer by comparison with the sanctimonious old hypocrites now," I replied, in a fatherly tone, as I

took the halfsovereign from the windowsill. "Feel something like an overproof idiotdon't you? We'll

K3769 No. 256473 Central Office of Unconsidered Trifles, Sydney, February I, 1884.

Sir,I am directed to inform you that the DeputyCommissioner purposes visiting Nyngan on the I7th prox.

You are required to attend the Office of the Department in that township at II a.m. on the day above

"Not a whisper about the Mform," I remarked. "Perhaps it's in your mail. No odds. Montgomery can

complete it, and send it on, just as well as if I had n't been near the place at all. But here's something like two

hundred and thirty miles to be done in seven daysand the country in such a state. This is the balsam that

the usuring senate pours into captains' wounds. Never mind The time is only too near, when I'll sit in my

sumptuous office, retaliating all this on some future DeputyAssistantSubInspector. And, in the meantime,

this long dusty ride will make a man of me once more. I must start at once; and I could do with some money.

"I know I am," replied the storekeeper, in a quivering voice. He was as punctiliously honourable in some

"Now, including your little liability to me, how much are you out, even if the Flemington gamble goes in

"Only sixtyeight notes," he faltered. "I'll clear it, right enough, if I'm not rushed, and if I don't get the sack

"But, by every rule of analogy, you're also badly left on the Flemington," I continued serenely. "How much

"Ninetyseven notes, and my rifle," he replied, steadying his voice by an effort. "Madmadmad! I wish I

"Will you swear of gambling altogether till my claim is discharged? On that condition, I can extend the

"If you think I could raise the money by that time," replied the poor fellow dubiously. "Anyway, I give you

my solemn promise. But, I say," he continued, with seeming irrelevance"when do you expect promotion?"

"At any moment. My presentiments, being based on the deepest inductions of science, and the subtlest

intuitions of the higher philosophy, are a trifle more trustworthy than yours; and I have a presentiment that

the thing is impending. But you need n't congratulate me yet. Think about yourself."

"That's just what I'm doing. If you tell her about this wager, I'll suicide, or clear."

"Well, upon my word! Do you think I'd condescend to undermine you, you storekeeper? Look out for Martin;

"I don't mean her," mumbled the young fool; "I mean Mrs. Beaudesart. You're going to marry her when you

There was such evident sincerity in his tone that I maintained a stern and stony silence, whilst his eyes met

"Well, that's what she told Mrs. Montgomery, last Sunday; and she said it seriously. Miss King was present at

the time; and she told Butler, and Mooney, and me, across the gate of the flowergarden, the same evening.

Mrs. Beaudesart takes it for granted, and so does everybody else. She says she accepted you some time ago."

"I hope I may never stir alive off this seat if I'm not telling you the exact truth. Ask Mooney or Butler."

"If I do sleep, would all my wealth would wake me," I murmured, halfunconsciously.

"Does it occur to you," I asked, with some bitterness, "that there are some things a person can do, and some

things he can't do? If the head of my Department orders me to Nyngan, I can reply by letter, telling him to

mind his own business, and not concern himself about me; but if Mrs. Beaudesart assumesif she merely

takes for grantedthat I'm going to marry her, I must do it, to keep her in countenance. How, in the fiend's

name, can I slink out of it, now that I'm accepted? Can I tell her I've examined my heart, and I find I can only

love her as a sister? Now, would n't that sound well? No, no; I'm a done man. Of course, she had no business

to accept me unawares; but as she has done so, I must help her to keep up the grisly fraud of feminine

reluctance; for, as the abbot sings, so must the sacristan respond. It is kismet. This is how all these

unaccountable marriages are brought about; though, to be sure, I have the dubious satisfaction of knowing

The expression of heavenly beatitude on Moriarty's face goaded my mind to activity. Sweeping, with one

glance, the whole horizon of expediency and possibility, I caught sight of the idea glanced at in a former

"By the way, Moriarty," said I; "respecting that trifling debt of honourthere's another condition that I didn't

think of. As a sort of payment on account, you must privately and insidiously circulate a very grave scandal

"Well, I won't!" exclaimed the young fellow, after a moment's pause. "I don't mind telling a lie when I'm

If anyone had used this threat to me, I would have asked how the posting was usually done, and what results

"You may depend on that," I replied quietly. "However, the scandal was only about myself."

"I'll enlighten you. I was going to ask you to take Nelson, or Mooney, or both of them, into your confidence.

Then you would arrange that Mrs. Beaudesart should overhear you discussing some horrible scandal in

connection with me. And mind, she would have to believe it, or you would be a ruined man for the rest of

your lifeyou would be a defaulting gambler, a byword, a hissing, an astonishment, with the curse of Cain

upon your brow. Then she would spurn me with contumely, and I would be my own man again. I would be in

sanctuary, so to speak; inviolable by reason of my disgrace. Metaphorically, you could lay the blast, and fire

it at your leisure, in my absence. I would leave all details to your own judgment, only holding you

responsible for quality of fuse, and quantity of powder. I'd stand the explosion."

"I'm on!" exclaimed Moriarty, brightening up. "Gosh! I'll give you a character to rights! Mind, it'll make you

"The smaller the better. I have a small aperture to crawl through, and no other means of escape. Of course,

being innocent all the time, the scandal won't even fizz on my inner consciousness. In fact, I'll feel myself

taking a rise out of everyone that believes the yarn; and I'll live it down in good time. Now lay your plans

This being definitely settled, I soon demonstrated to the young fellow that his case, as regarded other

liabilities, was by no means desperate; and his elastic temperament asserted itself at once. I may add, in

passing, that he has never broken his antigambling pledge; also, that my �50 remains unpaid to this day.

As the halfcaste lounged out of the front door of the hut, the cook went out by the back door, and gathered

an armful of firewood. Toby turned, and glided back into the hut, and, a moment later, the cook also

reentered, at the opposite side. Then the prince bounded out through the front door, with a triumphant grin

on his brown face, and an enormous cockroach of black sugar in his hand. The next moment, a piece of

firewood whizzed through the open door, smote H.R.H. full on Love of Approbation, ricochetted from his

"Will yo ever go home, I dunno?" laughed the prince, picking up his hat, while the baffled cook recovered his

"Now what's the use of arguing that a blackfellow belongs to the human race?" queried Moriartythe last

ripple of trouble having vanished from the serene shallowness of his mind. "That welt would have laid one of

us out. And did you ever notice that a blackfellow or a halfcaste can always clear himself when his horse

comes down? The first thing a whitefellow thinks about, when he feels his horse gone, is to get out of the way

of what's coming; but it's an even wager that he's pinned. Never so with the inferior race. Now, last Boxing

Day, when we had races here, we could see that the main event rested between Admiral Rodneya big

chestnut, belonging to a cove on a visit to the bosswith Toby in the saddle; and that grey of M'Murdo's,

"Admiral Cryton. That slews you! Did n't I tell you you'd be cutting yourself? It's M'Murdo's own

pronunciation; and if he doesn't know the proper twang, I'm dash well sure you don't; for he owns the horse.

But wasn't it a curious coincidence of name considering that neither the owners nor the horses had ever

met before? Well, Young Jack was to ride Admiral Crichton; and I had such faith in the horse, with Jack up,

that I plunged thundering heavy on him. So did Nelson. But, by jingo, the more we saw of Admiral Rodney,

the more frightened we gotin fact, we could see there was nothing for it but to stiffen Toby. Toby was to

get a note if he won the big event, and nothing if he lost; but it paid us to give him two notes to run

"One moment," I interrupted"just oblige me with the name and address of that horse's owner?"

"Shutup. It's blown over now. But as I was telling you, the chestnut had been a few times round the course,

under the owner's eye, and he knew the road; and to make matters better, you might break the reins, but you

could n't get a give out of his mouth; and he could travel like a riflebullet; so when Toby tried to get him

inside the posts, he pulled and reefed like fury, and bolted altogether; and came flying into the straight, a

dozen lengths to the good. Of course, losing the race made a difference of a note to Toby; so he caught the

horse's shoulder with his spur, and turned him upside down, going at that bat. Then, to keep himself out of a

row, he gammoned dead till we poured a pint of beer down his throat; and he lay groaning for two solid

hours, winking now and then at Nelson and me. But that'll just tell you the difference. Neither you nor I

would be game to do a thing like that; we could n't be trained to it; simply because we belong to a superior

race. I say, Toby!" for the halfcaste had seated himself near Pawsome's bench, and was there enjoying his

"Impidence ain't worth a dn, if it ain't properly carried out," replied the inferior creation. "Think you git a

note a week jist for eatin' your (adj.) tucker an' orderin' people about? I done my day's work. Fork over that

plug o' tobacker you're owin' me about the lenth o' that snake. Otherways, shut up. We ain't on equal terms

"I'll straighten you some of these times," replied Moriarty darkly. "It's coming, Toby!"

"No catchee, no havee, ole son!" laughed the prince. "The divil resave ye, Paddy! Macushla, mavourneen,

"Toby," said Moriarty, with a calmness intended to seem ominous; "if I had a gun in my hand, I'd shoot you

like a wilddog. But I suppose I'd get into trouble for it," he continued scornfully.

"Jist the same's for layin' out a whitefeller," assented the prince, still rasping at his cockroach, like Ugolini at

the living skull of Ruggieri, in Dante's airy conception of the place where wrongs are rectified. (That unhappy

"Permit me to suggest," said Moriarty, after a pause, "that if you contemplated your own origin and

antecedents, it would assist you to approximate your relative position on this station. Don't you think a trifle

"A servile and halting imitation of Mrs. B.; and imitation is the sincerest flattery," I commented. "I'll tell Miss

"Manners, please!Appropriate, I was saying, to a blasted varmin like you? Permit me to remind you that

"I know she did," replied the prince, with just a suspicion of vainglory. "Nobody would be fool enough to

"Come on, Moriarty," said I, rising; "I must take a bit off the near end of my journey tonight."

"Howld your howlt, chaps," interposed the goodnatured halfcaste. "I'll run up your horses for you. I was

on'y takin' a rise out o' Mr. Mori(adj.)arty, Esquire; jist to learn him not to be quite so suddent." And in

another minute, he was striding down the paddock, with his bridle and stockwhip.

Half an hour later, my horses were equipped; and, all the Levites being absent, four or five tribesmen slowly

collected under Pawsome's shed, waiting to see what would happen. Cleopatra was not without reputation.

"Tell you what you better do," said Moriarty to me"better hang your socks on Nosey Alf's crook tonight.

His place is fifteen mile from here, and very little out of your way. Illnatured, cranky beggar, Alf isbeen

on the peabut there's no end of grass in his paddock. And I sayget him to give you a tune or two on his

fiddle. Something splendid I believe. He's always getting music by post from Sydney. Montgomery had heard

him sing and play, some time or other; and when old Mooney was here, just before last shearing, he sent

Toby to tell Alf to come to the house in the evening, and bring his fiddle; and Alf came, very much against

his grain. Young Mooney was asked into the house, on account of his dad being there; and he swears he

never heard anything like Alf's style; though the stubborn devil would n't sing a word; nothing but play. And

he was just as good on the piano as on the fiddle, though his hand must have been badly out. Mooney thinks

"Is that it? I think it is. Well Alf's a misasynonymwomanhateramong other things. When he comes to

the station, he dodges the women like a criminal. And the unsociable dog begged of Montgomery not to ask

him to perform again. One night, Nelson was going past his place, and heard a concert going on, so he left his

horse, and sneaked up to the wall; but the music suddenly stopped, and before Nelson knew, Nosey's dog had

the seat out of his pants. Nosey came out and apologised for the dog, and brought Nelson in to have some

supper; and Nelson stayed till about twelve; but devil a squeak of the fiddle, or a line of a song, could he get

out of Alf. But, as the boss says, Alf's only mad enough to know the difference between an eaglehawk and a

sawfoolish expression, it seems to me. Best boundary man on the station, Alf is. Been in the Round

Swamp Paddock five years now; and he's likely a fixture for life. Boundary riding for some years in the

Bland country before he came here. Now I'll show you how you'll fetch his place"Moriarty began drawing

a diagram on the ground with a stick"You go through the Red Gatewe'll call this the gate. The track

branches there; and you follow this branch. It's the Nalrooka track; and it takes you along heremind, you're

"Wait, Moriarty," I interrupted"don't you see that you're reversing everything? A man would have to stand

"Don't matter a beggar which is the real north and south. I'm showing you the way you've got to go. We'll

start afresh to please you. Through herealong hereand follow the same line from end to end of the

"Hold on, hold on," I again interrupted"you're at right angles now. Don't you see that your line's north and

south?and did you ever see a pineridge running north and south? Begin again. Say the Red Gate is here;

"No, I'm dashed if I do! I'm no hand at directing; but, by gosh, you're all there at understanding."

"Jack," said I, turning to the primeval t'othersider"can you direct me to Nosey Alf's?"

"I'll try," replied the veteran; and he slowly drew a diagram, true to the points of the compass. "'Ere's the Red

Gatemind you shet itthen along 'ere, arf a mile. Through this gatean' mind 'ow you leave 'er, f'r the

wire hinclines to slip hover. Then straight along 'ere, through the pineridge, f'm hend to hend. You're hon

the Nalrookar track, mind, t' wot time you see a gate hin the fence as you're akerryin' hon yer right shoulder.

Gate's sebm mile f'm 'ere. Nalrookar track goes through that gate; b't neb' you mind; you keep straight ahead

pas' the gate, hon a pad you'll 'ar'ly see; han jist hat the fur hend o' the pineridge you'll strike hanuther gate;

an' you mus' be very p'tic'lar shettin' 'er. Then take a hangle o' fo'tyfive, with the pineridge hon yer back;

an' hin fo' mile you'll strike yer las' gate'ere, hin the co'ner. Take this fence hon yer right shoulder, an' run

'er down. B't you'll spot Half's place, fur ahead, w'en you git to the gate, ef it ain't night."

"Thank you, Jack, I replied, and then imprudently continued"It would suit some of these young pups to

"You hain't fur wrong," replied the good old chronicle, that had so long walked hand in hand with Time.

"Las' year, hit war hall the cry, 'Ole hon t' we gits a holt o' Cunnigarn's mongreals!''Ole hon t' we gits a holt

o' Thompson's mongreals!''We'll make hit 'ot f'r 'em!' Han wot war the hupshot? 'Stiddy!' ses Hi'w'e 's y'

proofs?' 'Proof be dam!' ses they'don't we know?' They know a 'ell of a lot! Has the sayin' his:'Onct boys

was boys, an' men was men; but now boys his men, an' men's"(I did n't catch the rest of the sentence).

"Han what were the hupshot? W'y, fact was Cunnigam an' Thompson 'ad bin workin' hon hour rampaddick

wun night; an' six Wogger steers got away, an' a stag amongst 'em; makin' f'r home; an' they left a whaler

mindin' the wagons; an' the two o' them hover'auled the steers way down hin hour Sedan Paddick. Well,

heverybodyMuster Magomery his self, no lessheverybody ses, 'Ole hon t' we gits a holt of 'em fellers'

mongreals!bin leavin' three o' hour gates hopen; an' the yowes an' weaners is boxed; an' puttin' a file

through Nosey Half's 'osspaddick, an' workin' hon it with 'er steers!' 'Stiddy!' ses Hi'w'e's y'r proofs?' Way

it war, Collings; 'ere come a dose o' rain jis' harter, an' yer could n't track. Well, wot war the hupshot? W'y,

Warrigal Half war hunloadin' hat Boottara; an' a yaller bullick 'e 'd got, Pilot by name"

"'Is Pilot starts by night f'm Boottara rationpaddick, an' does 'is thirty mile to hour 'osspaddick; an' the hull

menagerie tailin' harter. 'Shove 'em in 'e yaad, Toby,' ses Muster Magomery. Presinkly, up comes Half, an 'is

'oss hall of a lather. 'Take yer dem mongreals,' ses Muster Magomery; 'an' don' hoversleep y'self agin.' Think

"Not 'im," pursued Jack. "'E turns horf o' the main track t' other side the rampaddick; through the

Patagoniar; leaves hall gates hopen; fetches Nosey's place harter dark; houts file, an' hin with 'is mob, an'

gives 'm a gtful. Course, 'e clears befo' mo'nin'; an' through hour Sedan Paddick, an' back to Boottara that

"Tole me 'is hown self, not three weeks agone. Camped hat hour rampaddick, shiftin' Stewart's things to

Queensland. An' wot war the hupshot? 'Stiddy, now,' ses Hi'w'e 's y' proofs?' 'Some o' these young pups

horter take a lessing horf o' you, Jack,' ses you, jist now. You're right, Collings. Did n' Hi say, las'

lambin'did n' Hi say we war agwain ter hev sich anuther year as sixtyhate? Mostly kettle wot we hed

then, afore the wool rose; an' wild dogs bein' plentiful them times; an' we'd a sort o' 'ead stockkeeper, name

o' Bob Selkirk; an' this feller 'e started f'm 'ere with hate 'underd an' fo'ty sebm 'ead"

"And he would have his work cut out for him," I remarked, in cordial assent. "You've seen some changes on

Leaving the old fellow talking, I threw the reins over Cleopatra's head, and drew the near one a little the

"Would n't think that horse had a devil in him as big as a bulldog," observed the horsedriver. "Shake the

"And yet Collins can't ride worth a cuss," contributed Moriarty confidentially. "He's just dropped to this

fellow's style. Boss wanted to see him on our Satan, but Collins knew a thundering sight better."

A slight, loosebuilt lad, with a spur trailing at his right heel, advanced from the group.

"Would you mind lettin' me take the featheredge off o' this feller?" he asked modestly. "If he slings me, you

can git onto him while he's warm, an' no harm done. I'd like to try that saddle," he added, by way of excuse.

"Minds me o' one I got shook, five months ago, with a redheaded galoot I'd bin treatin' like a brother, on

account of him bein' flyblowed, an' the both of us travellin' the same road. Best shape saddle I ever had a leg

"Not worth while, Jack," I replied. "He might prop a little, certainly; but it's only playfulness." So I swung

into the deep seat of the stolen saddle, and lightly touched the lotusloving Memphian with both spurs.

First, a reeling, dancing, uncertain panorama of buildings, fences, and spectators; then a mechanical response

to the surging, jerking, concussive saddle, and a guarded strain on the dragging reins. Also a tranquil

cognisance of favourable comment, exchanged by competent judgesno excitement, no admiration,

remember; not a trace of newchum interest, but a certain dignified and judicious approbation, honourable

"You see, it'sonly playfulnessI remarked indifferently; the words being punctuated by necessity, rather

than by choice. Magnificent, butnot war. There's not ashadow of vice in his composition. As the poet

This is meremadness, And thus awhile thefit will work on him. Anon as patient as the female

dove, When that hergolden couplets have disclosed, His silence willsit drooping.

There you are!" And Cleopatra stood still; slightly panting, it is true, but with lamblike guilelessness in his

Then, as the toilers of the station slowly dispersed to see about getting up an appetite for supper, Moriarty

"Collins!" he exclaimed; "I'm better pleased than if I had won ten bob. What do you think?that verse you

quoted from Shakespear brought the question to my mind like a shot of a gun; the very question I wanted to

ask you a couple of hours ago. I know it's been asked before; in fact, I met with it in an English magazine,

where the writer uses the very words you quoted just now. I thought perhaps you had never met with the

Of some few amiable qualities with which it has pleased heaven to endow me beyond the majority of my

fellows, a Marlboroughtemper is by no means the least in importance. I looked down in the ingenuous face

of the searcher after wisdom, quenching, like Malvolio, my familiar smile with an austere regard of control.

"Semper felix," I observed hopelessly. "You're right in saying that the question has been asked before. It has

been asked. But daylight in the morning is the right time to enter on that inquiry. For the present, we must

leave the worldwearied prince to rest in his ancestral vault, where he was laid by the pious hands of Horatio

and Fortinbraswhere, each in his narrow cell for ever laid, the rude forefathers of The Hamlet sleep."

"Well then, I'm beggared if I can see anything in that sort of an answer," remarked the young fellow

"Dear boy," I replied; "I never imagined that you could. I would you had but the wit; 'twere better than your

"Which Jack? Old Jack, or Young Jack, or Jack the Shellback, or Fogabolla Jack? "

Then I whistled to Pup, noticed that Bunyip had n't got on the wrong side of the fence, and turned Cleopatra's

G. P. R. James rightly remarks that nothing is more promotive of thought than the walking pace of a horse.

We may add that nothing on earth can soothe and purify like the canter; nothing strengthen and exhilarate

like the gallop. The trot is passed over with such contempt as it deserves. So, for the first mile I was soothed

and purified; for the next halfmile I busied myself on a metaphysical problem; and so on for about five

The metaphysical difficulty (if you care about knowing) arose in connection with the singular issue of that

preposterous wager. Whence came such an elaborate dispensation? If from above, it was plainly addressed to

Moriarty, as a salutary check on his growing propensity; if from beneath, it must have been a last desperate

attempt to decoy into evil ways one who was, perhaps, better worth enlisting than the average fathead. To

which of these sources would you trace the movement? Mind you, our grandfathersto come no

closerwould have piously taken the event on its face value of �50, as a blessing to the Prodistan, and a

Presently I entered on the narrow pineridge; and now, carrying a line of fence on my right shoulder, I

followed the pleasant track, winding through pine, wilga, needlebush, quondong, and so forth. Two miles of

this; then on my right appeared the white gate, through which ran the Nalrooka track. Up to this time, I had

been following the route which a harsh usage of the country had interdicted to Priestley.

Montgomery and Folkestone, returning from their drive, had just come through this gate; the buggy, turned

toward home, was on the track in front of me, and Montgomery was resuming his seat, after shutting the gate.

I had just done explaining where I was bound for, and on what business, and where I intended staying that

For straight behind the buggy, and less than eighty yards away, Priestley's fourteenbullock team came

crawling along the fence, with the evident purpose of catching the Nalrooka track at the gate. Priestley had

chanced it. Knowing every gate on the run, he had merely gone round the rationpaddock, and had already

made a sevenmile stage in ten miles' travellingthat is, losing three miles in the detour. Once through this

gate, the track would be lovely, the wagon would chase the bullocks; evening would soon be on; he would

fetch feed and water at the Faughaballagh Tank, in the quiet moonlight; moreover, if he met a boundary

man, he could easily say he had permission from the boss; in any case, it would soon be not worth while to

order him back; and he would be off the run some time tomorrow forenoon. I could read his thoughts as I

looked at him across Montgomery's shoulder. Concealed from distant observation by the timber of the

pineridge, he had dismissed all apprehension, and allowed his mind to drift to a bend of the Murrumbidgee,

a couple of miles above Hay. There were his young barbarians all at play; there was their dacent mother; he,

Straight into the lion's mouth! Heaven helpbut does heaven help the Scotchnavigator? I question it. Half

an hour's loafing, at any time during the day, would have timed his arrival so as not only to obviate the

present danger, but to spare him the disquieting consciousness of narrow escape. And heaven helps those who

He knew the gate was near; and, with the automatic restlessness of an impatient dog tied under a travelling

dray, he walked back and forward, backward and forward beside his weary team; often looking back to see

the wagon clear the trees, but never, by any chance, looking forward against the blaze of the declining sun

intently enough to notice the back of the buggy, partly concealed, as it was, by an umbrageous wilga. As I

watched him, I wished, with Balaam, that there were a sword in mine hand, that I might slay the ass.

I dare n't ride past the buggy, for fear of Montgomery looking round to say something. I halfheard him tell

me that the Sydney crew had won the regatta, and that Jupiter was starting a hot favourite for the Flemington.

And all this time, the unconscious son of perdition was crawling nearer; not a jolt nor a clickclock came

from his wagon as it pressed the yielding soil; and the faint creaking of the tackle was drowned in the rustle

"I'm sorry to see you starting so late in the day, and Saturday too," continued the squatter courteously. "The

I bowed. I would have licked the dust to see him stand not upon the order of his going, but go at once. "Well,

I must be moving," I mumbled hastily, glancing behind me at the sun, and backing Cleopatra into the scrub,

"Now, confess the truth, Collinsyou've been having a tiff with Mrs. Beaudesart ?" continued Montgomery.

"Lovers' quarrel? That's nothing. I did n't think you were so pettish as to run away like this."

"Indeed, Mr. Montgomery," said I earnestly; "I assure you I'm only going at the call of duty. I'll

show"here it struck me that the production of my letter would delay things worse, and

"By the way, there's a parcel for Alf Jones in the mailbag," continued the squatter, with hideous dilatoriness.

"I see it's a roll of music. Better take it. And his newspaper. Get him to give you a tune on his violin, if you

"Thank you for the suggestion, sir," I continued slavishly, whilst backing Cleopatra a little further into the

scrub, and clearing my throat with a sharp, pentrating sound, as if I had swallowed a fly.

Just then, the bullocks stopped of their own accord, within ten yards of the buggy; and Priestley,

preoccupied in laying out fresh work for himself, was roused by my loud rrrehm! and took in the

Montgomery seemed amused at my tribulation. "Why, your manner betrays you, Collins! Never mind. You'll

grow out of that in good time. When is it coming off?" He crossed his knees, and held the reins jammed

between them, whilst deliberately filling and lighting his pipe. Meanwhile, Priestley, in silent communion

with his Maker, stood by his team as if waiting to be photographed. The buggy was in a cool, pleasant shade;

and Montgomery would maintain this flagitious procrastination of his managerial duties while I remained a

"Well, I'll show you the letter, Mr. Montgomery," said I, with a petulance tempered by sycophancy. I first

felt, then slapped, my pockets "By japers! I've left my pocketbook on the seat in front of the barracks!" I

continued hurriedly, as I turned Cleopatra back toward the station, and bounded off at a canter. I had n't gone

five strides, when, flick! went the buggywhip; the vehicle started after me; and Priestley was saved. But

there is no such thing as permanent safety in this world. The first rattle of the wheels was followed by a loud,

"Hullo! what the (sheol) have we here?" It was Montgomery's voice, no longer jocular. I turned and rode

back, as he swung his buggy round on the lock, skilfully threading the trees and scrub, till he resumed his old

position, but now facing the bullock team. "And what, in the devil's name, brings you round this quarter?" he

"You're right, Mr. Magomery," assented the bullock driver, with emphasis; "it is a bad job; it's a (adj.) bad

"Twotonfive. I know all about that, though I'm not interested in the transaction," retorted Montgomery. "I

"Well, that's just what I was goin' to explain when you took the word out o' my mouth. You see, Mr.

Magomery, the proper road for me would 'a' been back along the main track to the Canegrass Swamp, an'

from there along the reg'lar Nalrookar track; but I was frightened o' the Convincer, so I thought I'd just cut

"Well, no, Mr. Magomery, I don't; that's (adj.) certain. But if I'd 'a' thought you'd any objection, I'd 'a' ast

"You'd 'a' give me leaf?" suggested the bullock driver, in a tone full of unspoken entreaty.

"I'd have seen you in (sheol) first. I decline to make a thoroughfare of the run. But by condescending to ask

me, you'd have saved yourself some travelling. The nearest way to the main road is past the station. Here!

rouse up your dd mongrels, and make a start along this track. I'll see that you're escorted. If you looseout

before you reach the main road, I shall certainly prosecute you. Once there, I'll take care you don't trespass

Priestley had never been taught to order himself lowly and reverently to all his betters; yet there was deeper

"It s this way, Mr. MagomeryI don't deny I got here in a sneakin' way. I feel it, Mr. Magomery; by (sheol)

I do. Still, I'm here now. Well, if I tackle this track out to the main road, there's three o' them bullocks'll drop

in yoke before I fetch the station. Would you like to see the bones layin' aside this track, every time you drive

past? I bet you what you like, you'd be sorry when your temper is over. Then we'll say I'm out on the main

roadhow 'm I goin' to fetch Nalrooka? Not possible, the way I'm fixed. I would n't do it to you, Mr.

I had ridden to the side of the buggy. "Mr. Montgomery," said I; "I wish to heaven that you were under

onetenth of the obligation to me that I am under to you, so that I might venture to speak in this case. But the

remembrance of so much consideration at your hands m the past, encourages me. There's a great deal in what

Priestley says; my own experience in bullock driving brings it home to me; and I sympathise with him, rather

than with you. Of course the matter rests entirely in your hands; but to me it appears in the light of a

responsibility. It is noble to have a squatter's strength, but tyrannous to use it like a squatter."

Something like a smile struggled to Montgomery's sunburnt face; and I could see that the battle was over.

But another was impending. It was now halfanhour since I had met the buggy. Folkestone had calmly

ignored me from the first. When the trouble supervened, his haughty immobility had still sustained him at

such an altitude as to render Priestley, as well as myself, invisible even to bird's eye view. But the small soul,

rattling about loose in the large, wellfed body, could n't let it pass at that. On my interposing, he placed a

goldmounted glass in his eye, and, with a degress of rudeness which I have never seen equalled in a navvies'

camp, stared straight in my face till I had done speaking. Then the lens dropped from his eye, and he turned

The squatter looked plainly displeased. He was as proud as his guest, but in a different way. Folkestone,

being a gentleman per se, was distinguished from the ordinary image of God by caste and culture; and to

these he added a fatal selfconsciousness. Don't take me as saying that caste and culture could possibly have

made him a boor; take me as saying that these had been powerless to avert the misfortune. He was a

gentleman by the grace of God and the flunkeyism of man. Montgomery was also a gentleman, but only by

virtue of his position. So that, for instance, Priestley's personal facsimile, appearing as a welltodo

squatter, would have been received on equal terms by Montgomery; whereas, Folkestone's disdain would

have been scarcely lessened. The relative manliness of the two types of 'gentleman' is a question which each

"Pardon me for saying that you Australians have queer ways of maintaining authority," continued the

European, lazily raising his eyebrows, and speaking with the accentor rather, absence of accentwhich,

in an Englishman, denotes firstclass education. "A vagrant, by appearance, and probably not overburdened

with honesty, is found trespassing on your property; then this individualby Gad, I feel curious to know

who our learned brother for the defence isbandies words with you on the other fellow's behalf. I confess I

rather like his style. I expected to hear him address you as 'old boy,' or 'my dear fellow,' or by some such

affectionate title. Pardon my warmth, I say, Montgomery! but this phase of colonial life is new to me. Placed

in your position (if my opinion, as a landlord, be worth anything), I should make an example of the

trespassing scoundrel; partly as a tonic to himself, and partly as a lesson to this cad. If I rightly understand,

you have the power to punish, by fine or imprisonment, any trespass on your sheepwalks. You don't

exercise your prerogative, you say? By Gad, you'll have to exercise it, or, let me assure you, you will be

sowing thorns for your children to reap. Here, I should imagine, is an excellent opportunity for vindication of

This reasoning would n't have affected Montgomery's foregone decision to suspend his own rights in the

current case, had not Priestley been too industrious to notice the opening avenue of escape. But to the bullock

driver's troubled mind it appeared that he had managed to wander inside the wings of the stockyard of Fate,

and that Folkestone was lending a willing hand to hurroo him into the crush. Moreover, the rough

magnanimity of the man's nature was outraged by some supposed insult sustained by me on his behalf.

Just three words of comment here. Built into the moral structure of each earthly probationer is a thermometer,

graduated independently; and it is never safe to heat the individual to the boilingpoint of his register. You

never know how far up the scale this point is, unless you are very familiar with the particular thermometer

under experiment. Romeo, for instance, pacific by nature, and selfschooled to forbearance by the

secondstrongest of inspirations, meets deadly public insult by the softest of answers'calm, dishonourable,

vile submission,' his friend calls it. But the slaying of that friend touches Romeo's 212� Fahrenheit then!

'Away to heaven, respective lenity, and fireeyed fury be my conduct now!' Whereupon, Tybalt, the

tamperer, is scalded to death. In Ida, as we have seen, the insinuated aspersion of unchastity touched 100�

Centigrade; and the experimentalist was glad to retreat, with damaged dignity, from the escaping steam. So,

in Priestley, the wanton hostility of Folkestone touched 80� Reaumur; and the billy boiled over, wasting the

One moment more, please. Nations, kindreds, and peoples are individuals in mass; and here the existence of

an overlooked boilingpoint is the one thing that makes history interesting. Cowper puts on paper a fine

breezy English contempt for the submissiveness and ultraroyalism of the preRevolutionary Frenchand

lives to wonder at the course of events. Macaulay's diction rolls like the swelling of Jordan, as he expatiates

on the absolute subserviency, the settled incapacity for resistance, of the Bengaleetill presently the Mutiny

(a near thing, in two widely different senses, and confined to the Bengalee troops) shakes his credit. So it has

ever been, and ever shall be. But for that ingrained endowment of resilience, Man would long ago have

When Priestley came to the boil, all considerations of expediency, all natural love of peace and fear of the

wrath to come, all solicitude for wife and children, vanished from his mind, leaving him fit for treasons,

stratagems, and spoils. I must suppress about half the language in which he clothed his one remaining

"An' who are you?" he thundered, advancing toward the buggy. "A loafer!no better!an' you must shove

in your lip! I don't blame Magomery for bein' nasty; he's got a right to blaggard me, the way things is; an' I

give him credit. But you! Crrripes! if I had you a couple o' hundred mile furder back, I'd learn you

Folkestone, his head canted to a listening angle, noted with a halfamused, halftired smile the outlaw's

tirade. Then he rose, drew off his light coat, and laid it across the back of the buggy seat.

"I will thump this fellow, Montgomery," said he, and he certainly meant it. Priestley was a man of nine stone.

By your favour, once more, and only once. The Englishman proper is the pugilist of the world. The

Australian or American maxima may be as brutal, or even more so, but the average efficiency in smiting with

the fist of wickedness is, beyond all question, on the English side. 'English fair play' is a fine expression. It

justifies the bashing of the puny drapers' assistant by the big, hairy blacksmith; and this to the perfect

satisfaction of both parties, if they are worthy the name of Englishmen. Also, the English gentleman may take

off his coat to the potsherd of the earth; and so excellent is his discrimination that the combat will surely end

even as your novelist describes; simply because no worshipper can make headway against his god, when the

divinity hits back. At the same time, no insubordinate Englishman, named Crookednosed Yorkey, and made

in proportion, ever did, or ever will, suffer manual mauling at the hands of an English gentlemanor any

other gentleman, for that matter. What a fool the gentleman would be! No; Crookednosed Yorkey is always

English fairplay! Varnhagen von Ense tells us how Continental gentlemen envied the social usage which

permitted Lord Castlereagh, in 1815, to show off his bruising ability at the expense of a Viennese

cabmanprobably some consumptive featherweight, and certainly a man who had never seen a

scrappingmatch in his life. But English fairplay doesn't stand transplantation to Australia, except in

patches of suitable soil. For instance, when barloafer meets pimp, at �1 a side, then comes the rawmeat

business. The backcountry man, though saturnine, is very rarely quarrelsome, and almost never a pugilist;

nevertheless, his foot on his native saltbush, it is not advisable to assault him with any feebler weapon than

rifleandbayonet. There is a radical difference, without a verbal distinction, between his and the

Englishman's notions of fairplay. Each is willing to content himself with the weapons provided by nature;

but the Southern barbarian prefers a natural product about three feet long, and the thickness of your wrist at

the butthis conception of fairplay being qualified by a fixed resolution to prove himself the better

So Priestley, with a sinister glitter in his patient eyes, had reversed his whipstick, pliant end downward, and

bent along the ground. He knew the nature of seasoned pine. A sharp jerk, and the whipstick would snap,

supplying a nillanilla which would make him an overmatch for a dozen Folkestones in rotation. My hand

was on Cleopatra's mane, and my off foot clear of the stirrup; it would be a Christian act to save Foikestone

from the father of a batin', and Priestley from that sterner father, namely, old father antic, the law. But

"Sit down, Folkestone," said Montgomery, holding his companion's sleeve with a firm grip, whilst gazing

steadily northward through the narrow fringe of timber. Following his eye, I saw a horseman, a mile and a

I galloped out into the plain, wheeled broadside on, and waved my hat. The equestrian profile changed to a

narrow line, and I returned to the buggy, followed, at a decent interval, by Nelson. I was glad to see Priestley

"Come, here, Priestley," said Montgomery quietly. "You have my permission to follow this track to the

"Silence!But if you trespass on my feed or water, by God I'll prosecute you. Another thing. Never in future

load anything for me, or come to this station expecting wool. And I may as well warn you that every

boundary man in my employ will be on the lookout for you from this time forward. Nelson; you ride behind

his wagon to the boundary, and see that he keeps the track."A frown gathered on the young fellow's face,

reinforced by a burning blush as Montgomery went on"Perhaps you scarcely expected me to concur in

your opinion, that one ought to spring a bit in a season like this; yet I have no intention of crushing a poor,

decent, hardworking devilthat is, if he can add nine miles more to today's stage, without unyoking. I

have already given him a thorough good blackguarding for calculating upon crossing the run. If he trespasses

on feed or waterif he does n't go straight on with his team, wagon or no wagonyou and I may quarrel."

"Are n't you coming back to the station for your pocketbook?" he asked, with a glance out of the corner of

"Thinking too much about Mrs. Beaudesart," suggested the squatter. "She won't be at all displeased to hear of

I raised my wideawake to Folkestone, who again placed his glass in his eye, and stared at me wonderingly till

Another mile, and I cleared the pineridge. Looking back to the right, I could see Priestley and his guard of

honour crawling toward the Faughaballagh Sandhills, which lay two miles from the gate where we had

parted. They would reach the tank as twilight merged into moonlight. Then Nelson would say, 'I'm going to

have a drink of tea at Jack's hut. I'll be back in three or four hours. Pity you're not allowed to looseout, for

there's a grand bit of crow'sfoot round that pine tree in the hollow. Don't kindle a fire, unless you want to get

lagged.' And Priestley would get to the boundary by ten o'clock on the morrow, without the loss of a beast;

thanking heaven that he had n't been escorted by Arblaster or Butler, and racking his invention to provide for

the coming night. Also, Montgomery would, within a week, know all the details of the trip (stationspy

again), but, being a white man, he would silently condone Nelson's disobedience.

One more little incident enlivened the monotony of my journey to Alf's hut. Whilst giving my horses a

halfmile walk, I took out the newspaper Toby had brought. I did n't look for any marginal marks, having

recognised Jeff Rigby's handwriting in the address. Rigby is a man who never writes except on his own

account. His way of acknowledging a letter is to pick up a newspaper, of perhaps a month old, tie a string

round it, stamp and address it, and drop it in the nearest letterbox. This paper, however, happened to be the

latest available issue of a Melbourne daily, and contained a copious account of the regatta, followed by the

coarselyexecuted portrait of a young man, with the neck and shouldersand, by one of Nature's sad, yet

just, compensations, also the face and headof the average athlete. Rude as the engraving was, the subject

of it at once suggested what the LifeAssurance canvassers call an 'excellent risk'; and underneath ran the

briefly sketched the hero's history, habits, and physical excellencies. He was twentytwo years of age; had a

good position in the N.S.W. Civil Service; and was now on leave of absence. He was a nonsmoker, a

lifeabstainer, and in a word, was distinguished in almost every branch of those gambol faculties which show

a weak mind and an able body. It gave me quite a turn. Sic transit, thought I, with a sigh. Such is life.

The cranky boundary rider's little weatherboard hut, standing just inside his horsepaddock fence, was neater

than the average. The moonlight showed that a radius of five or six yards from the door had been swept with

a broom; while some kerosenetins, containing gardenflowers, occupied the angle formed by the chimney

and the wall. The galvanised bucket and basin on the bench by the door were conspicuously clean; and the

A blackandtan collie gave a few perfunctory barks as I drew near, whereupon Alf, with sleeves rolled up,

and hands freshly blooded to the wrists, appeared at the door, and drew back on seeing me. I brought my

horses through the gate, and he met me outside the hut; his hands washed, and his shirtsleeves buttoned. He

stood by, scarcely speaking, whilst I introduced myself, gave him his parcel and newspaper, and unsaddled

my horses. Then I followed him into the hut, and he cleared away from the table the anatomy of a fine turkey,

shot during the day. Sullenly he replenished the kettle, and put the fire together; then washed the table, and

But the newspaper revelation, in giving me a turn, had turned me philosophicsideupward; and I cared little

for Alf's sullenness, provided he listened with attention to my discourse on the mutability of things. By the

time he had poured out my tea, he was a vanquished man. He filled a cup for himself, to keep me company,

and guardedly commented on the news I brought from the station and the Pineridge Gate. Still I was

touched to observe that he kept his disfigured face averted as much as possible.

Did you ever reflect upon how much you have to be thankful for in the matter of noses? Your nose, in all

probability, is your dram of ealeyour club footyour Mordecai sitting at the king's gatebut you would

look very queer without it. In your morbid hypercriticalness, you may wish this indocile, undisguisable, and

most unsheltered feature had been made a little longer, or a little shorter, or a little wider, or not quite so

wide. Or perhaps you wish the isthmus between your eyes a little higher or the ridge of the peninsula a little

straighter, or the south cape a little more, or less, obtuse. Or possibly you wish that the front elevation

(elevation is good) did not admit, through the natural grottoes above your moustache, so clear a perspective

of the interior of Ambition's airy hall forcing upon you the conviction that your own early disregard of

your mother's repeated admonitions against wiping upward, had come home to you at last, and had come to

stay. Check that rebellious spirit, I charge you. Your nose is good enough; better, probably, than you deserve;

This poor boundary man had none to speak of. And it seemed such a pity. More beautiful, otherwise, than a

man's face is justified in being, lt was (apart from sex) as if Pygmalion's masterpiece had fallen heavily, face

downward, and then sprung into life, minus the feature which will least bear tampering with. The upper half

of his nose was represented by an irregular scar, running off toward the left eye, which was dull and opaque;

the other was splendid, soft, and luminous. And as he sat in the full light of the lamp, with his elbow on the

table, in order to shade with his hand the middle part of his face, the combination of fine frontal development

with exquisite and vigorous contour of mouth and chin was so striking that I involuntarily glanced round the

His lithe, graceful movements had at first led me to mark him down as a mere lad; but now the lamplight

showed a maze of incipient wrinkles on the sunburnt neck, and a few silver threads in the thick, strong,

coalblack hair. Moreover, owing to inadvertence or ignorance on the part of people who should have known

better, he had been christened in immediate succession to a girl. It is well and widely known that this

oversight, small as it looks, will free a man for life from any rude inquiry as to when he is going to burn off

the scrub. Alf had no scrub to burn off, except a faint moustache, unnoticeable but for its dark colour. For the

rest, he was slightly above medium height and by no means a good stamp of a mantapering the wrong

way, if I might so put it without shocking the doublerefined reader. And, from stiff serge jumper to

Germansilver spur, he (Alf, of course) was unbecomingly clean for Saturday. The somewhat wearisome

minuteness of this description is owing to his being, at least in my estimation, the most interesting character

I looked round for the bookshelf. It was a bookcase this time; a flat packingcase, nailed to the wall, fitted

with shelves, and curtained on the front. I rose and inspected the collection: fifty or sixty volumes

altogetherpoetry, drama, popular theology, reference, and a few miscellaneous works; history meagrely

"You don't find many people of my name in the country?" remarked the boundary man trivially, after a pause.

"Not many," I replied, wondering whether he referred to his nickname or to the inexpensive, but lasting, gift

"I've read it years ago, but we'll change," I replied. "When I first got my swappingbook, it was by Hannah

More; now it's by Zola, and smutty enough at that; it has undergone about twenty intermediate

metamorphoses, and it's still going remarkably strongin both senses of the word. Therefore I can

"I don't think it does a person any good to read Zola," remarked the boundary man gravely.

"Not the slightest, Alfthat is, in the works by which he is represented amongst us. But do you think it does

a person any good to read Holmes? Zola has several phases; one of them, I admit, blue as heaven's own tinct;

but Holmes has only one phase, namely, pharisaism. Zola, even as we know him here in Riverina, has this

advantage, that he gives you no rest for the sole of your footor rather, for the foot of your soul; whilst

Holmes serenely seduces you to his own pinchbeck standard. Zola is honest; he never calls evil, good; whilst

Holmes is spurious all through. Mind you, each has a genuine literary merit of his own.

"Well, his poems fill a little volume that the world would be sorry to lose; but why did n't he write one

"Neither was it in Longfellow's nature; yet Longfellow's poems on Slavery are judged worthy to form a

separate section of his works. But Holmes can denounce most valiantly. He denounces witchburning and

Inquisitionpersecution, like the chivalrous soul that he is. He has achieved the distinction of being the only

American poet of note who blandly ignores Slavery, and takes part with the aristocrat, as against the lowly.

The same spirit runs through all his writings. He has a range of about three notes: a flunkeyish kootooing to

soapbubble eminence; a tawdry sympathy with aristocratic woe; and a drivelling contempt for angular Poor

Relations, in bombazine gowns. Bombazine, bytheway, is a cheap, carpettylooking fabric, built of

"No, it's not! " broke in Alf, with a rippling laugh; "it's a very good dressmaterial; silk one way, and wool

the other; and it's mostly black, or maroon, or"he stopped with a gasp. "Why don't you sit down?" he

continued, in an altered tone. "And that reminds me, my day's work's not done yet."

He cleared the table, and placed upon it his halfdissected turkey, in a milkdish. I had the conversation to

myself till he finished his work and took the turkey outside to hang it on the meatpole. This was a sapling of

fifteen or twenty feet high, with a fork at the top, through which ran a piece of clothesline. I followed him to

the door, discoursing on literature, whilst he attached one end of the clothesline to the turkey's legs, hauled

it up to the fork, and hitched the fall of the rope to the pole. But just as the turkey reached its place, he had

dropped his head with a movement of pain; and, after securing the rope, he groped his way into the hut,

"Bit of bark, or something, dropped nght into my eye," he muttered. "It does n't suit me to have anything

By the bright lamplight, I soon relieved him of what proved to be a small ant; then he went out to the

"I got a grassseed in my eye the New Year's Day before last," he remarked, in a sort of sullen

selfcommiseration, after we had sat in silence for a minute. "I could n't see to catch a horse; and it took me

about six hours to grope my way along the fences to Dick Templeton's hut. I thought I'd have gone mad."

"Ah!" said I sympathetically, "that reminds me of an incident that came under my own notice on the very day

you speak of. I'll tell you how it happened." By this time, Alf had lit a meek and lowly meerschaum, whilst a

large grey cat had jumped on his knees, and settled itself for repose. "You asked me awhile ago whether I

knew anyone of your name in this part of the country. I forgot at the moment that one of my most profitable

Poor fellow, thought I, and I continued, "I was coming down from Cobar, with a single horse; and on the

New Year's Day before last, I reached the Yellow Tankabout forty miles from here, isn't it? I left my

saddle and things at the tank, and was taking my horse out to a place where there's always a bit of grass, when

"Personally, no; inductively, yes. She was one of those indefinably dangerous women who sing men to

destructionone of those tawnyhaired tigresses, with slumbrous dark eyesname, Iolanthe."

"Iolanthe de Vavasour," I replied goodhumouredly. "More appropriate than Mollyisn't it?"

The boundary man, after picking up his pipe, which had fallen on the slumbering cat, fixed his Zitska eye on

my face with a puzzled, shrinking, defiant look, whilst drawing his seat a little further away. Ah! years of

solitary life, with the haunting consciousness of frightful disfigurement, had told on his mind. Moriarty was

"'Is that you, Collins?' says he, trying to look up. 'You're just in time to do more for me than I would care

about doing for you. I've met with an accident. I was lying on my back under the wagon this morning,

tightening some nuts, when a bit of rust, or something, fell straight into my eye. Frightful pain; and it's

affecting the other eye already; giving me a foretaste of hell. No doubt it's a good thing; but I don't want a

monopoly of it; I wish I could pass it round.' This was Alf's style of philosophy. Our friend, Iolanthe, is

"Well, as I was telling you, it was after sunset, and there was no time to lose, so I whittled a bit of wood to a

point, and essayed the task in which I claim a certain eminence, namely, the extraction of a mote from my

"'You're right, Alf,' says I; 'it's a flake of rust, about the size of a fish's scale, lodged on the coloured part,

which we term the irisor, strictly speaking, on that part of the cornea which covers the iris. But I can't shift

"So I took a pin out of my coat, and grubbed the mote as well as I could by the deficient light. I don't know

what Alf thought of it at the time, but I considered it a lovely operation. When it was over, Alf signified to

"Next morning, as I was going toward my horsebell, I gave my patient a purely professional call, and found

his eye worse than ever. I subjected him to another examination; and, this time having the advantage of full

daylight, I discovered that the cause of his trouble wasn't a flake of rust, after all; but a small, barbed speck of

clean iron, embedded in the white of the eye. I discovered something else. Alf's eyes are as blue as those of

Zola's Nana; and in the iris of the affected one there is, or rather was, a brown spot. I had often noticed this

before; but, in the defective light, and the hurry of the operation, I had never thought of the thing and had

"You were badly off for something to laugh at!" Again I recalled Monarty's remark; for the boundary man's

voice trembled as he spoke, and his splendid eye blazed with sudden resentment. But the fit passed away

instantly, and he asked, in his usual subdued tone, "When did you see thisthis Alf Morris last?"

"About two months ago," I replied. "He was camped at that time in the Dead Man's Bend, at the junction of

"When are you likely to see him again?" asked the boundary man. "But, of course, you can't tell. It's a foolish

Ignorance is bliss, in that instance, poor fellow! thought I, glancing out at the weirdly beautiful moonlight;

and I replied, "Most likely I'll never see him again. These wooltracks, that knew him so well, will know him

"That decides it!" muttered the lunatic, swaying on his seat, whilst he clutched the edge of the table.

"Alf! Alf!" I remonstrated; laying my hand on his shoulder. He shrank from the touch, and immediately

recovered himself. "Let me explain, I continued soothingly. "He has gone four or five months' journey due

north, in charge of three teams loaded with lares and penates and tools, and cooking utensils, and rations, and

other things too numerous to particularise, belonging once to Kooltopa, but now to a new station in

Southwestern Queensland. Hence I say he's gone to a warmer climate. Not much of a joke, I admit."

"And what'swhat's become of Kooltopa?" asked the boundary man, panting under his effort at

"Old times are changed, old manners gone; a stranger fills the Stewarts throne," I replied, with real sadness.

"Kooltopa's sold to a Melbourne company, and is going to be worked for all it's worth. And I'm thinking of

the carrier, coming down with the survivors of a severe trip, and the penniless pedestrian, striking the station

For the guest flies the hall, and the vassal from labour, Since his turban was cleft by the infidel's sabre."

"Stewart's. I spake but by a metaphor. As with Antony, 'tis one of those odd tricks that sorrow shoots out of

There was a few minutes' silence. I was thinking of the Christian squatter, and so, no doubt, was many

"But he'll come back to Riverina when he delivers the loading?" suggested the boundary man.

Another pause. Glancing at my companion, as he sat with his elbows on the table, and one hand, as usual,

across the middle of his face, I noticed his chest heaving unnaturally, and his shapely lips losing their deep

"Quakers' meeting!" he remarked at length, with a slight laugh. "Why don't you say something? I'm not much

of a talker myself, but I'm a good listener. Tell us some yarn to pass the time. Anything you like. Tell us all

about that camp on the Lachlan, and what passed between you and your friend, Morris."

Upon this hint I spake. I recounted consecutively the incidents which form the subject of an earlier chapter,

whilst an occasional inquiry, or an appreciative nod, proved my eccentric auditor in touch with me from first

"Three or four weeks afterward," I continued, "I met this Bob Stirling in Mossgeil. He had a bit of a head on

him at the time, having just got through five notesthree from Stewart, and two from Alf. I got a bob's

worth of brandy to straighten him up; and we had a drink of tea together, while my horses went through a

"His account was, that Stewart, after parting from me, drove straight to Alf's camp, and deposited him there

to look after things. Stewart himself only stayed a few minutes, and then drove to Avondale, to see Mr.

Wentworth St. John Ffrench, Terrible Tommy's boss. Next morning, a wagonette came from Avondale, with

a few parcels of eatables, and a few bottles of drinkables, and other sinful lusts of the flesh. Four days after

that, again, Stewart drove round on his way back to Kooltopa. By this time, Alf was able to crawl about,

"However, when Stewart called, he got into a yarn with Alf, and had a drink of tea while Bob held the horses.

Presently, according to Bob's account, the conversation grew closer; and, after an hour or so, Stewart told

Bob to unharness the horses, and hobble them out where they could get a bite of grass. Altogether, Stewart

stayed about half a day. In a few days more, Alf was able to yoke and unyoke a few quiet bullocks; then he

and Bob started for Kooltopa together. Arrived at their destination, Stewart and Alf each paid Bob, as already

hinted; and Bob, having urgent business in Mossgeil, hurried away to transact it. He had just completed the

"And what makes you think he has left Riverina for good?" asked the boundary man absently.

"Catch him leaving Riverina. He knows he has a good character as a quiet, decent, innoffensive

sundownernobody's enemy but his ownand experience has taught him that any kind of tolerable

"Of course not. I beg your pardon. Well, I heard it from himself. I met him about three weeks agothat

would be about three weeks after my interview with Bob Stirling. He's fairly in love with what he saw of

Queensland, before last shearing; and, between bad seasons and selectorsnot to mention his own

presentiment of a rabbitplaguehe's fullup of Riverina. But that reminds me that I have n't brought Alf

Morris's story to a proper conclusion. I heard the rest of it from Stewart, on the occasion I speak of. Stewart

has bought his plant, and engaged him permanently. His first business is to take Stewart's teams to their

destinationno easy matter at this time of the year, and such a year as this; but if any man can do it, that

man is Alf. He started some weeks ago, a little shaky after his sickness, but recovering fast. Entirely changed

in disposition, Stewart tells me; and those who know him will agree that a change would n't be out of place.

But Stewart speaks of him as one of the noblestminded men he ever knew. He says he just wants a man like

Alf, and he does n't intend to part with him. I fancy our love of paradox makes us prone to associate

noblemindedness with cantankerousnessat all events, nobody ever called me nobleminded. But such is

"Then this new situation is a permanent thing for him?" suggested the boundary man.

"Because Stewart's about sixty, and Alf's somewhere in the neighbourhood of thirtyseven. The

Carlisletables would give Stewart an actuarial expectation of ten or fifteen years, and Alf one of

twentyfive or thirty. And there will be oldman changes in the personnel of the station staff when the grand

old Christian sleeps with his fathers, and his dirtyflash son reigns in his stead. Such, again, is life. But this

won't affect Alf's interests to any ruinous extent. He has a stockingful of his own. It's a wellknown fact that

few carriers of Riverina cleared as much money as he did, and probably not one spent less. Stewart gave him

�200 for his plant, and he never broke the cheque; posted it whole; Stewart himself took charge of it, as he

told me in his gossiping way. Let Alf alone. He knows how to come in out of the wet; in fact, the rainy day is

Whilst I spoke, my unfortunate companion was persistently trying to light his empty pipe, his hands

trembling, and his breath quickening. The Maroo fly was at him again. I tried to divert his attention.

"By the way," said I; "did n't you blame Thompson and Cunningham for duffing in your horsepaddock, ten

"Of course not. Still you owe them an apologywhich I shall be happy to convey, if you wish it. Alf Morris

was the depredator. He was hovering about your hut that night like a guardian angel, while his twenty

bullocks had their knifebars going doublespeed on your grass, and you slept the sleep of the unsuspecting.

Ask old Jack; he'll give you chapter and verse, without much pressing. He told me about it this afternoon."

But the fit came on, after all. The boundary man stared at me with a wild, shrinking look, and the same paling

of the lips I had noticed before; then he drank the remaining water out of the cup, and, rising from his seat,

Far gone, i' faith, thought I. Presently I went to the door, and, shoring up one of the posts with my shoulder,

Strange phenomena follow the footsteps of Night. It has long been observed that avalanches and landslips

occur most frequently about midnight, and especially on moonless midnights, when the sun and moon are in

conjunction at the nadir. This is the time when mines cave in; when loose bark falls from trees; when limbs

crash down from old, dead timber; when snowladen branches break; when all ponderable bodies, of

relatively slight restraint, are most apt to lose their hold. This may be definitely and satisfactorily accounted

for by the mere operation of Newton's Law. At the time, and under the conditions, specified, the conjoined

attraction of sun and moonan attraction sufficient to sway millions of tons of water, in the spring tidesis

superadded to the centric gravity of the earth, the triple force, at the moment of midnight, tending toward the

nadir, or downward. So that, when these midnight phenomena are most observable at one point of the globe,

they will be least likely to make midday manifestation at the antipodes to that point.

And, though changes of the moonas copiously proved by meteorological statisticshave no relation

whatever to rainfall, the illuminated moon, on rising, will rarely fail to clear a clouded sky. This singular

influence is exercised solely by the cold light of that dead satellite producing an effect which the sunlight,

though two hundred times as intense, is altogether powerless to rival in kind. When we can explain the nature

of this force adherent to moonlight, and to no other light, we may inquire why, in all ages and in all lands, the

verdict of experience points to moonlight as a factor in the production and aggravation of lunacy. An

empirical hypothesis, of course; but in the better sense, as well as in the worse. For the perturbing influence

of moonlight, if it be a myth, is about the most tenacious one on earth. This anomalous form of Force may or

may not be observable in asylums, where the patients are not directly subjected to it; but anyone who has

lived in the back country, camping out with all sorts and conditions of oddities, need not be accounted

credulous if he holds the word 'lunatic' to rest on a sounder derivation than 'illstarred,' or 'disastrous.'

But the subtropical moonlightstrong, chaste, and beautiful as its ideal queensoothes and elevates the

wellbalanced mind. I took from my packsaddle the doubletongued jewsharp I always carry; and, sitting

on the floor with my back against the doorpost, unbound the instrument from its square stick, and began to

play. It is not the highest class of music, I am well aware; and this paragraph is dictated by no shallow

impulse of selfglorification. But I never had opportunity to master any more complicated instrument; and

even if I had, it would n't be much use, for I know only about three tunes, and these by no means perfectly.

So I played softly and voluptuously, till my scanty repertory was exhausted, and then drifted into a tender

capriccio. I noticed Alf move uneasily on his bed; but, knowing the effect of music on my own mind, and

remembering Moriarty's and Montgomery's independent panegyrics on the boundary man's skill, I felt put on

"Like it!" I repeated. "I would give onefourth of the residue of my life to be a good singer and musician. As

it is, I'm not much of a player, and still less of a vocalist; but I'll give you a song if you like. How sweetly

"Not if I could play any better instrumentsuch as the violin, or the concertina; though I should in any case

avoid the piano, for fear of flattening the ends of my fingers. Still, the jewsharp is a jewsharp; and this is

the very best I could find in the market. Humble as it looks, and humble as it undeniably is, it has sounded in

every nook and corner of Riverina. Last time I took it out, it was to give a poor, consumptive old blackfellow

a treat, and now, you see, I tune, to please a peasant's ear, the harp a king had loved to bear."

"I'll give you a tune on the violin, if you like," exclaimed my companion, rising to his feet.

I carefully repacked my simple instrument, while the boundary man took from its case a dusky, darkbrown

violin. Then he turned down the lamp till a mere bead of flame showed above the burner, resumed his seat by

Query: If the relation of moonlight to insanity is a thing to be derided, what shall we say of the influence of

music on the normal mind? Is it not equally unaccountable in operation, however indisputable in effect?

Contemplate music from a scientific standpointthat is, merely as a succession of soundwaves, conveyed

from the instrument to the ear by pulsations of the atmosphere, or of some other intervening medium. Music

is thus reduced to a series of definite vibrations, a certain number of which constitute a note. Each separate

note has three distinct properties, or attributes. First, its intensity, or loudness, which is governed by the

height, depth, amplitudefor these amount to the same thingof the waves produced in the medium.

Second, the timbre, or quality, which is regulated by the shape, or outline, of these waves. Third the pitch,

high or low, which is controlled by the distance from crest to crest of the soundwavesor, as we say, from

To the most sensitive human ear, the highest limit of audibleness is reached by soundwaves estimated at

twentyeighthundredths of an inch from node to nodeequal to 48,000 vibrations per second. The extreme

of lowness to which our sense of hearing is susceptible, has been placed at 75 feet from node to nodeor 15

vibrations per second. This total range of audibleness covers 12 octaves; running, of course, far above and far

below the domain of music. The extreme highness and lowness of sounds which convey musical impression

are represented, respectively, by 2,000 and by 30 vibrations per secondor by soundwaves, in the former

Therefore, there are not only sounds which by reason of highness or lowness are unmusical, but, beyond

these, others to which the tympanum of the human ear is insensible. Nature is alive with such sounds, each

carrying its three distinct properties of intensity, timbre and pitch; but whilst this muddy vesture of decay

doth grossly close us in, we can no more hear them than we can hear the 'music of the spheres'apt term for

that celestial harmony of motion which guides the myriad orbs of the Universe in their career through Space.

But, to take an illustration from the visual faculty: any sound beyond the highest limit of audibleness would

resemble a surface lined so minutely and closely as to appear perfectly plain; whilst a sound too low in pitch

to be heard would be represented by superficial undulations of land or water so vast in extent that the idea of

unevenness would not occur. We have fairly trustworthy evidence that whales communicate with each other

by notes so low in pitchby soundvibrations so long in range, so few per secondthat no human ear can

detect them. Bats, on the other hand, utter calls so highproducing such rapid pulsationsas to be equally

Unison of musical notes is attained when the respective numbers of pulsations per second admit a low

commondivisor. For instance, the note produced by 60 vibrations per second will chord with one produced

by 120each node of the former coinciding with each alternate node of the latter. 60 and 90 will also chord;

60 and 70 will produce discord; 60 and 65, worse discord. And so on. The science of musical composition

lies in the management of soundpulsation, and is governed by certain rigid mathematical lawswhich laws

Airmovement may, of course, take place without soundvibration, for air is only incidentally a

soundconductor. Earth, metal, water, and especially wood (along the grain), are better media than the

atmosphere, for the transmission of sound. But sound may be transmitted without vibration of intervening

soundmedia. The electric current, passing along the telephone wire, picks up the sound waves at one end,

and instantaneously deposits them, in good order and condition, at the other endsay, a couple of hundred

So that the brilliant pianist of the concert hall; the cornetplayer of the "Army" ring; the blind fiddler at the

corner; the mother, singing her angeldonation to sleep; Clancy, thundering forth something concerning his

broken heart, whilst tailing up the stringing cattle; the canary in its cage; the magpie on the fenceare each

setting in motion the complex machinery of music, and with about equal scientific knowledge of what they

are doing. To the philosophic mind, however, they are not playing or singing; they are producing and

controlling soundvibrations, arbitrarily varied in duration and quality; a series of such pulsations

constituting a note; a series of notes constituting an air. These vibrations are diffused from the instrument or

the lips, at a speed varying with temperature, media, and other conditions; they ripple, spread, percolate,

everywhere; they penetrate and saturate all solids and gases, yet are palpable corporeally only to the

tympanum of the ear, and mechanically (as yet) only to the diaphragm of the phonograph.

Such, however, is the scientific analysis of music. Spoken language appeals by the same process, but with

very different effect. No one can understand a language which he has not previously learned, word by word;

and the verbal appeal, however imaginative or spiritual, comes in concrete formthat is, in the nature of

information. Spoken words inform the emotional side of our nature, through the intellectual; whereas music,

operating outwardly in the same manner, speaks over the head of intellect to an inborn sense which ceases not

For the music thus impassively anatomised by Science is a voice from the Unseen, pregnant with meaning

beyond translation. A mere ripple of soundvibration, called into existence by human touch; a creation,

vanishing from its birth, elusive, irreclaimable as a departing soul, yet strong to sway heart and hand as the

tornado sways the pliant pine. It is a language peculiar to no period, race, or caste. Ageless and universal, it

raises to highest daring, or suffuses with tenderness, today and here, as once on Argo's deck, or in the halls

of Persepolis. Purely material in origin and analysis, easily explicable in mere physical operation, its

influence is one of the things that are not dreamt of in the philosophy of Science. Why should a certain

psychological effect ensue upon certain untranslatable sounds being placed in a given relation to each other,

and not when the same sounds are placed in another relation?and why should that effect be always

upward? Why should the composer be perforce a prophet of the sphere above earth's murky horizonthe

musician his interpretercharged with embassy of peace, and fortitude, and newborn ardour, to the

troubled, and weary, and heavyladen? Has ingenuity never distilled from music any spirit of evil?

None. Euterpe alone of the Muses defies seduction. Harmony is intrinsically chaste. There is no secular

music; all music is sacred. Whatever the song the Sirens sang, its music was pure; and no less pure were the

notes which breathed from Nero's lute, whilst the blaze of ten thousand homes glutted his Imperial lust for

spectacle. Divorce the unworthy song, stay the voluptuous dance, and the music suffers no clinging

defilement; the redeemed melodies, stainless as freshfallen snow, may be wedded to songs of gallant

aspiration or angelic sympathy, which shall raise the soul awhile above earth's sordid infection, disclosing the

inextinguishable affinity of the divine part of man's dual nature with the dreamlike possibility of

The story of the Thracian lyre soothing the horrors of the underworld, and melting to relentment its gloomy

kingthe story of the shepherdminstrel's harp chasing the shapeless penumbra of looming insanity from

the first Hebrew brow crowned in Jehovah's despitethe story of the mighty prophet Elisha, fettered to earth

by wrath and scorn till, at his own command, the music swelled, and his enfranchised spirit rose on its

viewless wings to behold the veiled Future already woven from the tangled skein of the troubled

Presentthe thousandfold story of music's magic and mystery, stretches back into the forgotten Past, and

Onward into the fathomless eternity; for though 'the heaven of each is but what each desires'though the

Aryan heaven be a place of gradation and precedence, a realm to reign inthough the heaven of the Jewish

apostleseer burn with the gold and sparkle with the gems dear to his racethough the paradise of the

sunscorched Arab be dark with shade of evergreen trees, and cool with ripple of neverfailing streamsyet

is the universal art so intertwined with ideal bliss that no heaven of conscious enjoyment has been pictured by

belated humanity but music rings for ever there. For alas! what else of mundane achievement can fancy

conceive as reproduced in regions of eternal perfection, or transplanted thither? Science is of the earth; ever

bearing sad penalty, in toil of mind and bodyand what art, save music, has man dedicated to

Deityworship, without disappointment and loss? Doubtfully, Architecture; and for such consecration we

This his unknown anchorite's playing was both a mystery and a revelation I had never before heard anything

to compare with it, nor do I expect ever to hear the like again. Talent, taste, feeling, were there, all in

superlative degree, and disclosed with the unassuming confidence of power; whilst long and loving practice

in solitude had averted a certain artificiality which, in the judgment of the uninitiated, generally accompanies

musical skill. His was no triumphant mastery of a complicated and perplexing score; he was a sympathetic

interpreter, a lifebreathing, magiclending exponent of his composer's revelations, now his own. Solitary

practice, with no one but himself to please, would unavoidably give a distinct character to his performance,

and this character was evident from the first; it was melancholya weary, wistful melancholy, beyond

repining or tears, beyond impatience or passion; it was the involuntary record of a gentle heart breaking

My own incompetence to identify by name a tune which I spiritually recognise is, perhaps, the most

disgraceful manifestation of my neglected musical educationat all events, it is the one which causes me

most uneasiness. Experience has warned me never to ask a player for the 'Marseillaise,' or 'Croppies Lie

Down,' or what not; for he is pretty sure to say, 'Why, that's just what I've been giving you,' or words to

similar effect. Alf at last grew tired of my noncommittal remarks and replies, and, with a tact which

impressed me more afterward than at the time, named each tune before and after playing it. For instance, the

yearning tenderness of an exquisitely rendered air would seem to bring back some lost consciousness of an

earlier and happier existence, suffusing my whole being with a pensive sadness not to be exchanged for any

joy. I would feel the notes familiar, but whether of five years or five million years before, or whether in the

body or out of the body, I could n't tell. Alf, on concluding, would simply murmur, "Home, Sweet Home,"

and all would be explained. Then, perhaps, he would say, "The Last Rose of Summer"; and I would be able to

But he did n't confine himself to the comfortable vulgarity of popular airs. He played selections from Handel,

Mozart, Wagner, and I don't know whom; while the time passed unnoticed by both of us. At length he laid

the violin across his knees, and, after a pause, his voice rose in one of the sweetest songs ever woven from

words. And such a voice!rich, soft, transcendent, yet suggesting ungauged resources of enchantment

unconsciously held in reserve. I sat entranced as verse after verse flowed slowly on, every syllable clear and

distinct as in speech; the subtle tyranny of vocal harmony admitting no intruding thought beyond a regretful

But sorrow's sel' wears past, Jean, And joy's acomin' fast, Jean, The joy that's aye to last, I' the land o' the

leal. A' our freens are gane, Jean, We've lang been left alane, Jean. We'll a' meet again I' the land o' the leal.

"How happy Jean Armour must have been to be with poor Burns, while this cold world seemed to slip away

from his feet, and leave him to rest with his forgiving Saviour," murmured the boundary man, laying his

violin on the table, whilst he gazed absently into the expiring fire. "That song was composed by Burns, on his

"It is one of the most beautiful songs in the language," I replied; "but Burns is not the author. The song was

composed by a womanBaroness Nairne. It is not for men to write in that strain. As for Jean

"Ah! do you think a woman loves less because she has much to forgive?" returned Alf sadly, and then added,

with sudden interest, "But what difference do you notice between the poetry of men and women? What is the

"Sincerity," I replied. "Notwithstanding Mrs. Hemans, and others, you will find that, as a rule, men's poetry is

superior to women's, not only in vigour, but in grace. This is not strange, for grace is, after all, a display of

force, an aspect of strength. But in the quality of sincerity, woman is a good first. Take an illustration, while I

think of it: Compare the verses of my ancestor, Collins, 'On the Grave of Thompson,' with Eliza Cook's

"True," I replied pleasantly. "But our family is aristocratic, and a batonsinister only sets us off. However, in

the two poems I was speaking of, the subject matter is similar; the pieces are about the same length and the

writers have adopted the same iambic octosyllable, with alternate rhymes. Now, my ancestor's poem is not

excelled in grace by anything within the range of our literature; but there's nothing else in it whatever. Eliza

Cook's versification is, in a measure, forced and imperfect, her language occasionally homely and rugged, but

"But your ancestor is the most artificial writer of an artificial school, and Eliza Cook is the most spontaneous

writer of a spontaneous school," replied Alf, with the contradictive impulse which amusingly accompanied

his teachableness. "Of course," he added deprecatingly, "I would n't presume to criticise such a poet as

"Oh, that's all right," said I generously. "However, though your argument blunts the force of my illustration, it

does n't weaken my contention. You'll find the distinction I've pointedout hold good in a greater or less

degree throughout literature; you'll find examples by the thousand, and of course, exceptions by the dozen.

But sing again, Alf, please. Every minute you're silent, is a minute wasted. Sing anything you likeonly

"I wanted to have a talk," remonstrated Alf. "You were speaking of the difference between men and women

in their literary work. I believe you're right, though it never struck me before. Now there's another question

that might be worth comparing notes upon. Your remark just brought it into my mind. Here it is"he

hesitated a moment, then went on, with a certain constraint in his voice; the constraint we are apt to feel when

forced to plump out the word 'love,' in its narrower sense"When women love, they don't know why they

love; they just love because they doso they say, and we're bound to believe them. But when we love

women, why do we love them? Being more logical, we ought to know. Do we love a woman for her

beauty?or for her virtues?or for her accomplishments?or for what? I fancy, if we understood

ourselves, we should be able to say we loved her for some particular quality; and the others areas you

might sayOh, you know! What quality is it, then, that we love a woman for? There's a problem for you!"

"I can solve it with mathematical certainty, Alfthat is to say, in such a manner as to convey the

impossibility of the solution being otherwise than according to my finding. When I'm allowed to workout

these things m my own circuitous waywhich is seldom the casethere are few questions in moral or

psychological philosophy which the commission of my years and art can to no issue of true honour bring. But

"Very well," replied Alf readily. "I'll sing the songs as they come to my mind. Remember your promise,

Then, rich, soft, and sweet, rose that exquisite voice in easy volume, flooding with new and vivid meaning

old familiar verses. Here was my opportunity. I was interested in this boundary man, and resolved to know

his history. Rejecting Alf Jones as an assumed name, Nomenology would be at fault here; yet knowing

already, by a kind of incommunicable intuition, that he was a Sydneysider, and had been in some way

connected with the draperybusiness, I expected to have my knowledge so supplemented by the character of

his songs, thatcounting reasonably on a little further information, to be gathered before my departureI

should be able to workout his biography at least as correctly as biographies are generally workedout.

For the esoteric side of his history, I counted much on his spontaneous choice of songs. Man is but a lyre (in

both senses of the phoneticallytaken word, unfortunately); and some salient experience, some firegraven

thought, some clinging hope, is the plectrum which strikes the passive chords. An old truism will bear

expansion here, till it embraces the rule that, whatever else a man may sing, he always sings himself. But you

I have said that melancholy was the keynote of Alf's playing. Fused with this, and deeply coloured by it, the

tendency of his songs was toward love, and love alonechaste, supersensuous, but purely human and

exclusive love. No suggestion of national inspiration; no broad human sympathies; no echo of the oppressed

ones' cry; no stern challenge of wrong; only a hopeless, undying love, and an unspeakable selfpity. He

wasn't even a lyre; he was a pipe for Fortune's finger to sound what stop she pleased; and, judging from the

tone of his playing, and the selection of his songs, it had pleased that irresponsible goddess to attune the

chords of his being to a love, pure as heaven, sad as earth, and hopeless as the other place.

Silence again sank on the faint yellow lamplight of the hut, as the last syllables of the sixth song died

mournfully away'She is far from the Land where Her Young Hero Sleeps.' Then the boundary rider lit his

pipe, and slightly moved his seat, placing himself in an easy listening attitude, with his elbow on the table,

"Alf," said I impressively; "you'll certainly find yourself shot into outer darkness, if you don't alter your hand.

You're recklessly transgressing the lesson set forth in the parable of the Talents. Don't you know it's wrong to

bury yourself here, eating your own life away with melancholia, seeing that you're gifted as you are?

Maestros, and highclass critics, and other unwholesomely cultured people, might possibly sit on you, or damn

you with faint praise; but you could afford to take chance of that, for beyond all doubt, the million would

idolise you. I'm not looking at the business aspect of the thing; I'm thinking of the humanising influence you

would exercise, and the happiness you would confer, and, altogether, of the unmixed good that would lie to

your credit, if you made the intended use of your Lord's money. And here you are, burying it in the earth."

"O, I would n't be here, I suppose, only for the disfigurement of my face," he replied, swallowing a sob.

"That's nothing," I interjected, deeply pained by his allusion, and inwardly soliciting forgiveness without

repentance whilst I spoke. "Did the British think less of NelsonDid Lady Hamilton think less of him, if it

comes to thatfor the loss of his arm and his eye? Why, even the conceited German students value scars on

the face more than academic honours. Believe me, Alf, while a man merely conducts himself as a man, his

scars need n't cost him a thought; but if he's an artist, as you are, what might otherwise be a disfigurement

becomes the highest claim to respect and sympathy. It's pure effeminancy to brood over such things, for that's

just where we have the advantage of women. 'A woman's first duty,' says the proverb, 'is to be beautiful.' If

Lady Hamilton had been minus an eye and an arm, she would scarcely have attained her unfortunate

The boundary man laid down his pipe, rested his forehead on his arm upon the table, and for a minute or two

sobbed like a child. It was dreadful to see him. He was worse than Ida, in an argument with Mrs. Beaudesart;

he was as bad as an Australian judge, passing mitigated sentence on some wellconnected criminal.

Presently he rose, and walked unsteadily to the other end of the hut; his dog, with a low, pathetic whine,

following him. Perceiving that he was off again, I turned up the flame of the lamp, with a view to neutralising

No answer. He was lying on his back on the bed, one arm across his face, and the other hanging down; whilst

his dog, crouched at the bedside, was silently licking the brown fingers. Then my eye happened to fall on the

American clock over the fireplace. Not that time, surely! But my watch had beaten the clock by ten minutes.

"I say, Alf; I don't know how to apologise for keeping you up till this time. It's halfpast eleven."

Still no answer. I brought in my possumrug, and began to spread it on the floor. Alf had risen, and rolled his

blankets back off the bed. He now took out the mattress of dried grass, and laid it on the floor, then

"But I certainly won't rob you of your tick," said I. "One characteristic of childhood I still retain is the ability

"You must take it, if you sleep in this hut," he replied curtly. "Take that too." He handed me his feather

"Do you shut your door at nights?" I asked. "Because, if you do, I'll chain Pup to the fence. He likes to go in

and out at his own pleasure; and, if he found himself shutout, he might get lost."

"Right," said I; and I began to disrobe, as I always do when circumstances permit. Sleeping with your clothes

on is slovenly; sleeping with your spurs on is, in addition, ruinously destructive to even the strongest

"Bytheway, Alf," I remarked, as I pulled off my socks; "I was forgetting your problem. The solution is

clear enough to me, but the inquiry opens out no end of sideissues, each of which must be followed out to

its reintersection with the main line of argument, if we wish to leave our conclusion unassailable at any

point. The question, then, is: Do we love a woman for her beauty, for her virtues, or for her

accomplishments? Now let us make sure of our terminology." I paused, but Alf maintained silence.

"In the first place," I continued, kicking off the garment which it is unlawful even to name, "we must inquire

what the personal beauty of woman is, and wherein it consists. It consists in approximation to a given ideal;

and this ideal is not absolute; it is elastic in respect of races and civilisations, though each type may be

regarded as more or less rigid within its own domain. Passing over such racial ideals as the Hottentot Venus,

and waiving comparison between the Riverine ideal of fifty years ago and that of today, we have the typical

Eve of Flanders as one ideal, and the typical Eve of Italy as another." Again I paused, but Alf remained silent.

"Moreover," I continued, settling myself down into the comfortable mattress"if no specimen of classic art

had survived the dark ages, I question whether we would implicitly accept as our present ideal the chiselled

profile, in which physiognomists fail to find any special indications of moral or intellectual excellence. But

when we based our modern civilisation on the relics of classic Greecedirectly, or through Romewe

naturally accepted the ideal of beauty then and there current. Attila or Abderrahman might have deflected the

European standard of beauty into a widely different ideal, but it was not to be. And we're too prone to accept

our classic ideal as being identified with civilisation and refinement. We should remember that the flat

features of the Coptic ideal looked out on high attainments in art and science when our Hellenic archetypes,

in spite of their chiselled profiles, were drifting across from the HindoKoosh, in the blanketandtomahawk

stage of civilisation. Also, the slanteyed ideal of China has a decent record. Further still, the German is

"I ought to be," I replied, humouring his present caprice, though grieved to withhold the solution which he

had so earnestly desired an hour before. "Just as the secondary use of the bee is to make honey, and his

primary one to teach us habits of industry, so the secondary use of the hen is to lay eggs, and her primary one

to teach us proper hours. But, unfortunately, we don't avail ourselves of the lessons written for us in the Book

of Nature; we simply eat the honey and the eggs, allowing our capability and godlike reason to fust in us,

On awaking, as usual, to listen for bells, I became conscious of some thing between a sigh and a groan,

outside the hut. This was repeated again and again, until, actuated by compassion rather than curiosity, I crept

to the door, and looked out. Six or eight yards away, Alf was kneeling at the fence, his arms on one of the

wires, and the poor, disfigured face, wet with tears, turned westward to the pitiless moon, now just setting.

Thou art in a parlous state, shepherd, thought I; and it then occurred to me that my own acute, philosophic

temperament was one of the things I ought to be thankful for. But I couldn't feel thankful; I could only feel

powerless and halfresentful in the presence of a distress which seemed proof against palliative, let alone

antidote. At length the moon disappeared; then the boundary man's forehead sank on his arms, a calm came

over him, and I knew that his shapeless vagaries had taken form in prayer. So I withdrew to my possumrug,

speculating on the mysterious effect of a ray of lunar light on grey matter protected by various plies of

When I woke again, the early sunlight was streaming through the open door, and Alf, with a short veil of

crape concealing the middle of his face, was frying chops at the fire. The fit had passed away, and he was

My first solicitude was for Pup, but I soon saw that he was more than merely safe. He was lying at the foot of

the meatpole, gorged like a boaconstrictor, while a pair of halfchewed feet, still attached to the loosened

rope, were all that remained of the turkey. Probably he had stood on his hindfeet, scratching at the rope, till

the hitch, hurriedly secured in the first place, had come undone. I was too well accustomed to such things to

feel any embarrassment; and as for Alf, I couldn't help thinking that the loss of his turkey enhanced the

"Grandest dog I've seen for years," he remarked, as he set the table. "Do you get many kangaroos with him?"

"Oh, no," I replied; "I never get one, and don't intend to. I never let him go after anything. It's quite enough,

and sometimes more than enough, for him to do his regular travelling. The hot weather comes very severe on

him; in fact, some days I have to give him a drink every hour, or oftener. Then he has the hard ground to

contend with; and when the rain comes, the dirt sticks between his toes, and annoys him. Windy weather is

bad for him, too; and frost puts a set on him altogether. Then he's always swarming with fleas, and in addition

to that, the flies have a particular fancy for him. And, seeing that one half of the population is always plotting

to steal him, and the other half trying to poison him, while, for his own part, he has a confirmed habit of

getting lost, you may be sure we have plenty to occupy our minds, without thinking about kangaroos. He's

considerably more trouble to me than all my money, but he's worth it. As you say, he's a fine dog. I don't

"I don't know what I should do without my dog, either," replied Alf. And he related some marvellous stories

of the animal's sagacity; to which, of course, I could n't respond on Pup's behalf.

Then, whilst we saddledup and rode off together at a walk, the conversation naturally drifted to horses, until

about ten o'clock, when we stopped at a little wicketgate in the northeast corner of Alf's tenbyfive

"You're in the Patagonia Paddock now," said he, as I passed through the gate. "You'll strike the track in six

miles. Can I do anything for you at the station?" he added, after a pause. "Any message, or anything?"

When you remarked, yesterday, that the saddle on my horse was very like one that a redheaded galoot had

stolen from you, you displayed a creditable acuteness, combined with a still more creditable

unsuspiciousness. It was your saddle once, but it is yours no longer. It is mine.

You will find three onepound notes in this letter. Please accept the same as compensation for loss of the

article in question. This is all you are likely to get; for though the saddle is honestly worth about twice that

amount, my conscience now acquits me in the matter; moreover, my official salary is so judiciously

proportioned to my frugal requirements that I can afford no more. If you duly receive this money, and at the

same time feel hopelessly mystified concerning the saddle, a double purpose will be fulfilled.

"I'll put this into Jack's hand, if I live," said the boundary man, with amusing solemnity, as he buttoned his

"Thank you, Alf. And now," I continued, retaining for a moment the hand he extended in farewell"take my

advice, and, while you're at the station, give Montgomery notice. Let some more capable boundary man take

your place. You're not worth your damper at this work; for no man's ability is comprehensive enough to cover

musical proficiency such as yours, and leave the narrowest flap available for anything else. I can see through

you like glass. I could write your biography. And, believe me, you're no more fitted for this life than you are

to preside over a school of Stoic Philosophy. You're a reed, shaken by the wind. Be a man, Alf. Turn your

face eastward or southward, and challenge Fortune with your violin and your voice."

He made no reply, but below the edge of the crape mask I saw his lips move, as he bent his head in

A quarter of an hour afterward, I looked back to see him and his history a shapeless speck, far away along the

diminishing perspective of the line of fence. There was something impressive in the recollection that, during

the whole of our companionship, he had never uttered one objectionable or uncharitable word, nor attempted

THE reader, however unruly under weaker management, is by this time made aware of a power, beyond his

own likes and dislikes, controlling the selection and treatment of these informal annals. That power, in the

nature of things, resides napoleonically with myself, and has, I trust, been exercised toward the information

and edification of the few who fall under its jurisdictionsuggesting, as it does, Tom Hood's idea of perfect

Encouraged by this assurance, and prompted, as usual, by a refinement which some might construe into

fastidiousness, I shall once more avail myself of the prerogative hitherto so profitably sustained. The routine

record of March 9 is not a desirable text. It would merely call forth from fitting oblivion the lambingdown

of two stalwart fencers by a pimply old shantykeeper; and you know this sort of thing has been described ad

sickenum by other pens, less proper than minedescribed, in fact, till you would think that, in the

backcountry, drinking took the place of Conduct, as threefourths of life; whilst the remaining fourth

consisted of fighting. Whereas, outside the shearing season, you might travel a hundred miles, calling at five

shanties, without seeing a man the worse for drink; and you would be still more likely to go a thousand miles,

calling at fifty shanties, without seeing any indication of a fight. Of course, there are some queer tragedies,

and many melancholy farces, enacted at the shanties; but speaking in a broad, statistical way, the

shantykeeper gets such a miserably small percentage of the money earned outback that he usually lives in

saintlike indigence, and dies in the odour of very inferior liquor. Here and there, the exceptional case of a

shantykeeper retiring on his Congealed Ability goes to show the fatuity of the cursehypothesis, rounding

It would do you no good to hear how the old Major (he was an exofficer of the Imperial army) fawned on

my officialship, and threw himself in rapport with my gentlemanshiphow his haggard, handsome wife

leered at me over his shoulderhow the openhearted asses of fencers, in weary alternation, confidentially

told me fragmentary and idiotic yarnshow they shook hands with me till I was tired, and wept over me till

I was disgustedhow they irrelevantly and profusely apologised for anything they might have said, and

abjectly besought me, if I felt anyway nasty, to take it out of their (adj.) hidesI say, it would do you no

So, for this and two other reasons, I shall take as my text the entry of March 28, and a portion of the

following verse. This arbitrary departure in dates will give you another glimpse of Alf Jones. Also, the

peculiar scythesweep of my style of narrative will take in a rencontre with another person, to whom, in your

helpless state as a reader, you have already been introduced. And if you take it not patiently, the more is your

I had spent the night of the 27th at Burke's camp, on Boottara; my horses faring decently for the season.

Burke, the regular stationcontractor, had been off work for a month, keeping his twenty horses and

twentyfour bullocks in the Abbotsford Paddock, and watering them daily at Granger's Tank. The Abbotsford

Paddock, having gone dry in the spring, had fair grass in it, but, of course, no station stock.

In spite of all the loafing I could do, the season was telling on my horses. Their hoofs were worn to the

similitude of quoits; you could count their ribs a quarter of a mile off; and they had acquired that crease down

the hip pathetically known as 'the poor man's stripe.' Cleopatra's bucking had become feeble and mechanical,

and so transparently stagey that I used to be ashamed of it. Still, my aversion to lending the horse, or having

him duffed, compelled me to keep his performance up to the highest standard compatible with justice to

Runnymede homesteadto which that strange fatality was again driving mewas thirty miles from Burke's

camp; but, by losing a few miles in a slight detour, I could make a twentymile stage to Alf Jones's, and, next

day, a fifteenmile stage to the station. This rate of travelling, with frequent holidays, was fast enough for a

man without official hopes, or corresponding fear of the sack. If Alf was gone, so much the better for himself;

if he was still in the old spot, so much the better for me. That was the way I looked at it.

In view of the souldestroying ignorance which saturates society, it may be well to repeat that this central

point of the universe, Riverina Proper, consists of a wide promontory of open and level plain, coming in from

the southwest; broken, of course, by many pine ridges, clumps of red box, patches of scrub or timber, and

the inevitable red gum flats which fringe the rivers. Eastward, the plain runs out irregularly into open forests

of white box, pine, and other timber. Northwardsomething over a couple of hundred miles from the

Murraythe tortuous frontier of boundless scrub meets the plain with the abruptness of a wall. Boottara is

When I left Burke's camp, heading southwest for Alf's paddock, there was a strong, dry, andas it seemed

to me thenuseless, northwest wind tearing through the tops of the trees. I thought it might lull before I left

the shelter of the scrub, but it only increased. The willowy foliage of the scattered myalls on the plain stood

out horizontally to leeward; and an endless supply of lightlybounding roleypoleys were chasing each other

across the level ground. I lashed my hat on with a handkerchief, one side of the brim being turned down to

keep some of the sand and dust out of my weatherear. The horses, with ears flattened backward and muzzles

slanted out to leeward, caught the storm on their polls, and, leaning sideways against the stillincreasing

pressure, pushed on gallantly. They remembered Alf's grass as well as I remembered his music.

About middayhaving crossed the main track diagonally, without seeing itI came upon the portable

engine and centrifugal pump belonging to Runnymede, set up for work at Patagonia Tank.

On a wellmanaged station, like Runnymede, a tank is, whenever possible, excavated on the margin of a

swamp. The clay extracted is formed into a strong wall, or enclosing embankment, a couple of yards back

from the edge of the excavation; and under this wall, an iron pipe connects the swamp with the tank. The

swamp being full, and the water in the tank having reached the same level, the outer end of the pipe is closed,

and the portable pumping plant sent out to fill the space inside the wall, thus doubling the capacity of the

Three days before the time I speak of, a thunderstorm of a few miles' area had filled the Patagonia Swamp;

and Montgomery, dreading a rainless winter, had seized the opportunity to secure a supply of water. The

pumping plant had been setup on the evening before, but not started; and now the wind had swept all the

water to the other end of the swamp. The enginedriver and his mate had struck their tent to prevent its being

Young Mooney had come early from the station, to see how the pump started, and had been drawn into a

controversy with his halfbroken colt; the point in dispute being whether it was safe to go within forty yards

of the engine. Mooney had maintained the affirmative, and the colt, the negative. The Pure Logic which the

colt had opposed to Mooney's Applied Logic had ultimately prevailed, and the narangy had withdrawn from

the argument on his ear, whilst the colt had disappeared through the rising duststorm. Now Mooney was

sitting in the lee of the embankment, cursing the day he elected to be a squatter rather than a clergyman.

I watered my horses and Pup at the tank, condoled with Mooney, joined the two other chaps in severe

criticism on the weather, replenished my waterbag, and passed on. I may add that the pump was n't started

on that occasion at all; the water being blown clean out of the swamp, and scattered, fine as dust, through the

The steady intensity of the shower augmented as I went on. It got under my hat, and the next moment that

product of German industry was flying across the wilderness, for the good of trade. At last I had to givein.

The increasing broadside pressure, with the sand and dust, was becoming too much for the horses; and, in any

case, I should have had to stop on Pup's account. I turned Cleopatra's head to leeward, and began carefully to

dismount. But the wind ballooned the back of my coat and the right branch of my other garment, and I went

three yards through the air, like a bird shot on the wing. Recovering foothold, I fought my way to Bunyip,

and relieved him of his pack. Then, with Cleopatra's rein over my arm, I sat down on the ground to see it out.

At this low elevation, the air was thick with skipping crumbs of hard dirt, which rattled on my skull like hail;

in fact, everything not anchored to the ground was at racing speed, and all in the same direction.

But this strong, thirsty wind, coming from the northwestern deserts with a clear fetch of a thousand miles,

was not going to last many hours; meantime, I set myself to work out scientifically its genesis, operation, and

hidden purpose. The first and second considerations were merely matters of research and calculation; the

third was largely speculative, admitting of no more definite conclusion than that the time had come when

hygienic necessities required a thorough rousing and riddingout of microbes, bacteria, and other pests too

minute to be worth particularising. But I was better enlightened before another day had gone over my head.

Whilst engaged in these not unpleasing studies, I caught a momentary glimpse of something, ten yards away

to the left, which seemed to be moving slowly against the wind. The volume of flying dust was, of course, far

from uniform in density; and presently I caught sight of the object again. It was a man, creeping slowly and

painfully across the stubbly knobs of cottonbush on his hands and knees. I hailed him in a voice that took

the skin off my throat, but another glimpse showed him still travelling; his head bent almost to the ground. I

rose carefully to my feet, facing the shower, but only to be hurled down on top of the faithful Pup, and

savagely snapped at. Then I went like a quadruped till I reached the wayfarer, and caught him by the ankle.

He looked round; I beckoned, and crept back to my former seat, whilst he followed close behind. Then a

bearded, haggard, resolute face, framed by an old hat tied down over the ears, confronted me.

"You look like some worn and weary brother, pulling hard against the stream," I shouted.

The dry, cracked lips moved without speech, and the bloodshot eyes left my face to scan the packsaddle

He nodded. Cleopatra was close behind me, propped against the wind. I drew myself up by the near stirrup,

till I could unbuckle the waterbag from the cantle. Though filled with half a gallon of water not two hours

before, it was now halfempty. I drew the cork; my visitor clasped the cool, damp canvas between his

trembling hands, and, with fine selfcontrol, barely wetted his lips again and again. At last he took a

"You were going past it. It 's about a mile and a half straight across there. I've just come from it."

"Disappointed of water last night," he continued. "It was dark when I struck the little tank I was making for,

and I found her dry; and my throat like a limekiln. Too dogtired to go any further, so I rested till morning,

and then struck for the Patagonia, with a devil of a headache to help me along. I knew of another tank nearer,

but I would n't trust myself to find her in the dust. I helped to sink the Patagonia. Fine tankain't she?"

"I had a very good one a few hours ago, but Lord knows where she is now. I left her behind when the wind

"Well, I'll stay with you. If you shoot me straight for the swamp I'll be right. I'll spell tonight at the tank, and

"You'll find two very decent coves camped at the tank, with the engine and pump. They'll put you on your

"Any way. Work's scarce; contractors camped for want of water; too late for burrcutting; nothing doing. I

And so the profitless conversation (conversation is generally profitless) went on by fits and starts, till the sand

and dirtpellets ceased to drift. Halfanhour later, it was an almost perfect calm, though the air was still

By this time, I had repacked, and was ready to start. My guest was now on his feet, but shaky enough. With

Blighlike impartiality, I meted out half a pint of water to him, the same quantity to Pup, and the remaining

"Certainly," I replied. "Are you hardup? Because I can lend you five bob till we meet again."

"No, thankyou. I 've got a couple or three notes left, and even if I hadn't, I'd think twice before I touched

"Especially in the sense of being peculiar to certain sections of society," I replied. "Now strike straight across

My horses went off freely. I struck the wicketgate with accuracy and bowled on toward the declining sun,

which showed dull and coppery through suspended dust; till, just at that hour which calls the faithful

Mussulman to prayer, and the no less faithful sundowner to the station store, I reached my destination.

One glance was enough. Two strange horses were in the paddock; the kerosenetins still stood in the

sheltered angle by the chimney, but the flowers were dead; the smoothtrodden radius round the door was no

longer swept except by the winds of heaven, and was becoming a midden whence antiquaries of future ages

might sift out priceless relics with unpronounceable names. A strange dog came to the doorstep, gave a

single bark, and reentered; then Jack the Shellback appeared, and, recognising me, got a larger quantity of

profanity and indecency into his cordial welcome than you might think possible. Scarce as water was, he

cursed me into washing the sand out of my hair with two consecutive goes of the precious liquid, whilst he

swore the saddles of my horses, and obscenelanguaged some supper for me. Even before the shower, the

whole area of my mortal shrine, back from highwater mark round neck and wrists, had been pistolproof

with a thousand samples of dust, patiently collected over the same number of miles; but that did n't trouble

me. I could get rid of it along with much moral and mental virtue, unfortunatelypossibly at the

Runnymede swimminghole, or failing that, at the place where the Lachlan had been.

"Well, no," replied Jack, in reluctant and compassionate negative; and this was the only part of his long reply

fit to place before the sanctimonious reader. He went on to tell me, in the vulgar tongue, that if I had ever

been at sea, I would think nothing of a whiff like that. He told me of storms he had weathered particularly,

one off Christiana Cooner, a solitary island in the south Atlanticand the effect of his discourse is that I

have ever since been careful, in the company of sailors, to avoid speaking of the winds I have encountered.

"I'll fix you up for a hat," he continued, in language of matchless force and piquancy. "Bend her; she'll about

'She' was a drab belltopper, in perfect preservation, with a crown nothing less than a foot and a half high, and

a narrow, wavy brim. She proved a perfect fit when I 'bent' her. I wore her afterward for many a week, till one

night she rolled away from my camp, and I saw her no more, though I sought her diligently. Take her for all

"Now, if you'd a pair o' skylights athort your cutwater, you'd be set up for a professor of phrenology, or

doxology, or any other ology," suggested Jack, with one oath, two unseemly expletives, and two obscenities.

"How is that for high?" I asked, putting on a pair of large, round, clouded lenses, which my experience of

ophthalmia has warned me to carry continually, Then, without interrupting my good host's torrent of

unrepeatable congratulation, I turned aside and unstrapped a portion of Bunyip's pack. Presently I advanced

and resumed my seat, with the ancestor of all pipes pendent from my mouth. The hat, glasses, and pipe

chorded (if I may use that expression) so perfectly that Jack's merriment diedaway in a reverent petition to

The pipe has already been referredto in these annals. It was probably the most artistic, the most

opulentlooking, the most scholarly, the most imposing, and, from a Darwinian point of view, the most

highly specialised, meerschaum ever seen on earth. It was a pipe such as no smoker parts with during life, but

bequeaths to his bestbeloved sona pipe such as would make any man wish to have a Benjamin, but for the

fear that the heirpresumptive might be exposed to unfair temptation, and the old man himself to grave peril.

This nonpareil lies before me now, on an old, cracked dinnerplate, with my knife and tobacco. Its head,

ideally perfect as that goddess who rose from similar material, carries, in spite of its vast size, no suggestion

of the colossal, but rather of the majestic. Its aspect would be overpowering but for the soothing and

reassuring effect of colouras where, at point of contact, the opaque snow of the upper half, with

cirrhuslike edge, overlies rather than meets the indescribable wealth of lucent and fathomless umber, which

soulsatisfying colour intensifies toward the rounded heel, softening to a paler tint in its serene reascent, till

the meerschaum terminates in a heavy, semicylindrical collar, of almost audacious simplicity. Then a thick,

flexible, silkchequered stem takes up the wondrous tale, in its turn extending, with a most magnanimous

restraint, barely four inches ere transferring its glories to the worthy keeping of such a piece of Baltic amber

as you shall not match in any democratic community. The slight silver mounting hints a princely concession

to the great pipe family; and the two little red crackers, depending from the junction of mouthpiece and stem,

whilst giving no encouragement to presumptuous rivalry, soften the austere, unapproachable, superPhidian

Here it occurs to the subtle critic that this is something like what a novelist would write. A novelist is always

able to bring forth out of his imagination the very thing required by the exigencies of his storyjust as he

unmasks the villian at the critical moment, and, for the young hero's benefit, gently shifts the amiable old

potterer to a better land in the very nick of time. Such is not life. And to avoid any shadow of the imputation

in which that incidentbegging novelist wallows, I must now turn aside for one moment to tell how I came

into possession of such a pipe as no other Australian bushman ever owned. As for the digressionwell, I

suppose even the most insubordinate reader is by this time educated up to my style.

Shortly before the previous woolseason, I had found myself, on a rather chilly night, drawing toward the

western boundary of Gunbah, on the track from Hillston to Hay. A spark of red fire, miles ahead, told of

someone camped at a clump on Illilliwa, just about the spot I had marked out as my own destinationthere

being grass anywhere inside the boundary of Illilliwa, and none in the roadpaddocks of Gunbah. As I drew

nearer, the impotent tinkle of one of those hemispherical horsebells indicated a newchum's camp.

I casually noticed a man sitting before the fire, though he vanished before I arrived, leaving an empty

campstool. As I unsaddled my horses, he reappeared out of the darknessa large, blonde,

heavilymoustached young fellow, with a light rifle in the hollow of his arm, Being too hungry for

conversation, I merely tendered about three words of civil remark whilst raking out some coals for my

But during my ample repastthe second one of the dayI introduced myself more fully, and partly won my

way through the suspicious reserve of the strong man armed. By the time my supperservice was repacked,

and I was stretched in Aboriginal contentment beside the fire, I had noticed, by the uncertain light, an

eightbysix tent, which seemed to contain two campbedsteads, on one of which lay a sleeping man. Some

My new acquaintance, becoming quite frank and cordial, supported his end of the conversation in rather

laboured English, with a slight foreign accent. Goldmining was the topic which had risen to the surface;

and, as an hourtwo hourspassed, I was fairly abashed by the extent and accuracy of his information. He

talked so confidently, so scientifically, and, as far as my knowledge went, so veraciously, not only of the

principal Australian goldfields, but of the different notable claims, that curiosity broke through ceremony,

Just three weeks, he told me. His name, he added, with an inimitable bow, was Franz von Swammerbrunck,

very much at my service. His friend, Schloss, and himself, fellowstudents, had left Frankfort only three

"FrankfortontheMain, or FrankfortontheOder?" I asked, veiling a mild and inoffensive pedantry

His courteous reply tailedoff naturally into such a volume of condensed information as reimpressed on my

mind a fact which we are, perhaps, too prone to lose sight ofnamely, the existence of a civilisation north of

Torres Straits. Desiring, of course, to avail myself of some few rays of this boreal light, I tried to steer the

conversation in the direction of bainting and boetry (for such subjects go well at campfires), but Franz hung

so persistently on one rein that I had to give him his head, and he edged back to goldmining. Turn the

discourse whatever way I would, that wearisome topic was adroitly made to occur as if of its own accord.

"Tear Mr. Tongcollin, you haf dot impertinence perpetrate nefer," replied my companion earnestly. "Dis

schall pe mine period mit der sentryvatch. Dot molestation to youzelluf solitary vill pe, unt von apology ver

despicable iss to me reqvire ass der conseqvence. Bot you magnificentsuperb garrulity mos peen to der

strangealienisolate in dot platty dilemma mit Schloss unt minezelluf, invaluable unt moch velcome. Dot

gootdefine kevartz reef, by instance, vich you loquaciousdelineate, mit der visible golt destituteby tam!

he schall mine eyes from der skleep flyaway mit der enchantmentglitter! Ach Gott! Nefer py vhite man

vitness, you schall say, pefore fife unt seex yare passgone, unt by pushmen diminutive nomber unt platty

few altogedder. Bot der localisationtopography unt der route you schall py der map mit you gross

magnanimity indicate, unt Gott pless! Tousand pig tank you, Mr. Tongcollin! For von triflemoment, you ver

He entered the tent, and spoke to the sleeper, with suppressed eagerness in his voice. The watch below attired

himself and came forth; then followed a formal introduction; and in another couple of hours such was the

clearness and receptivity of these young men's mindsI had made them acquainted with all I knew of the

geology of Upper Riverina. And not less remarkable than their infatuation for nonauriferous reefs was their

vivid interest in bushrangers and blackfellows; but whereas they received my crude geological information

with the attention which its frankness certainly merited, it was plain that their idea of prospecting the

backblocks with the pick in one hand and the rifle in the other, remained unshaken by my repeated

assurances of peace and safety. That was all right. The topography of the wilderness was the thing they

wanted; they would manage the peace and safety for themselves. Schloss, in particular, was almost as eager

for the inevitable brush with outlaw or savage as he was for the no less inevitable golden reef.

In due time, the stars paled to indistinctness, then to invisibility, and the landscape came into view in the

fresh, chilly dawn, showing a strong grey horse feeding with Fancy and Bunyip, two hundred yards away. I

was in no hurry to start, but my friends were like greyhounds in the leash. Therefore, whilst I dozed off to

sleep, they packed up their elaborate camp, and harnessed their horse in the springcart. They would stop for

breakfast after a few hours' travelling; meantime, they had a cup of coffee. I roused myself to reiterate the

directions I had already given respecting the locality of half a dozen reefs in the backblocks; then my friends

stowed away their maps and diagrams, and shook hands with me so affectionately so Germanly, in

factthat I called up a certain sardonic expression of face, as the best safeguard against possible kissing.

Finally, when they were seated side by side under the tilt of the springcart, Swammerbrunck said, whilst his

Yes; I was slightly acquainted with Mr. Springfield. He was the landlord of a hotel in Hay.

"Vill you said, mit you proximateensuing interview, dot der two Yarman moreprogues schall peen ass pig

I promised to deliver the message, whereupon the wise men of the north laughed heartily. Then the three of

us raised our hats with aristocratic gravity; and the vehicle moved away toward the land of Disillusionment.

As I lay down again, I heard the poor fellows burst into unintelligible song; and, after the springcart had

jogged a quarter of a mile, one of the adventurers looked past the edge of the tilt toward me, and waved his

handkerchief. Not having any similar article on me at the time, I halfrose and returned the farewell with my

As big fools as ever! Between asleep and awake, I pondered on the quantity and quality of Australiannovel

lore which had found utterance there. The outlawed bushrangers; the lurking blackfellows; the squatter's

lovely Dianadaughter, awaiting the wellbred greenhorn (for even she had croppedup in

conversation)how these things recalled my reading! And yet they were quite as reasonable as the discovery

I had only wasted time in asseverating that barren reefs are twice as plentiful as halftucker reefs; ten times

as plentiful as wages reefs; and a hundred times as plentiful as pile reefs. Both margraves had listened with

polite toleration when I compassionately added that the pile reef is always discovered by an ungrammatical

person, named Old Brummy, or Sydney Bob, or Squintyeyed Pete, or something to the same general effect;

and this because few 'gentlemen' can stoop low enough, and long enough, and doggedly enough, to conquer;

whereas Brummy does n't require to stoop at alland his show is little better than Buckley's.

Also, the barons had derived keen enjoyment from my honest suggestion, that the 'gentlemans'' best show is

to discover the discoverer, and prevail upon the latter, per medium of firewater and blarney, to affix his

illegible signature to some expropriating document. And yet those visionaries were highly informed menat

least, as far as schools, lecturerooms, laboratories, museums, and the whole admirable machinery of modern

academic and technical training could take them. This, let me add, is the record of an actual occurrence. It

will just show you how much the novelist has to answer for; following, as he does, the devices and desires of

his own heart; telling the lies he ought not to have told, and leaving untold the lies that he ought to have told.

I am not forgetting the pipe. Leaving the camp at about ten in the forenoon, I noticed, lying among the

tussocks where the springcart had stood, something which, at the first glance, I took for the sumptuous

holster of an overgrown navy revolver. I need say no more. It may have been the landgraves' pipecase, or,

on the other hand, it may not. At all events, regarding the article as treasuretrove, within the meaning of the

Act, I formally took possession under 6 Hen. III., c. 17, sec. 34; holding myself prepared at any time to

surrender the property to anyone clever enough to sneak it, and cunning enough to keep it; though a sense of

delicacy might prevent me chasing the Kronprinzes round the country, as if they had stolen something. When

the pipe had eaten its magnificent head off in tobacco, then, of course, I sold it to pay expenses, and bought it

in myself. So I have it still. And if the censorious reader has detected here and there in these pages a tendency

toward the Higher Criticism, or a leaning to State Socialism, or any passage that seemed to indicate a

familiarity with cuneiform inscriptions, or with the history and habits of PreAdamite Man, he may be

assured that, at the time of writing such passage, I had been smoking the mighty pipeor rather, the mighty

pipe had been smoking meand the unlawful erudition had effervesced per motion of my scholastic ally.

"I can better that yet," remarked Jack unprintably. "I'll swap you coats. Yours ain't a bad one, but your arms

goes a foot too fur through the sleeves, an' she 's ridiculous short in the tail. She'll jist about fit my soulcase;

an' I got an alpacar one here, made apurpose for some clipper built (individual) like you. I would n't 'a'

speculated in her, on'y she was the last the hawker had left. She's never bin bent." He produced a

slatecoloured alpaca coat, which, when I tried it on, extended down to my knuckles and knees, trailing

clouds of glory where there was none before. "You'll do a bit o' killin' at the station, in that rigout,"

"Gone to (sheol)," replied his successor tersely. Alf, it appeared, had left the station six or eight weeks before,

bound for no one knew where. Jack's opinion was that in so doing he had made a slipperyhitch. I spoke of

Alf's singing; and Jack told me how the fellows at the station had persuaded him to give them a couple or

"Well, no," Jack replied, deferentially but positively; "nothing like what you 'd hear in a fo'c'sl."

In fact, according to Jack's account, he used to be reputed a middling singer himself. And he straightway

rendered a mawkishly sentimental song, and a couple of extremely unchaste ones, in a voice which made the

I remembered Alf's minstrelsy, and the contrast was painful. Jack noticed a depression creeping over me, and,

with the intuition of true hospitality, exerted his conversational powers for my entertainment. His discourse

ran exclusively on a topic which, sad to say, furnishes, in all grades of masculine society, the motif of nearly

every joke worth telling. In this line, Jack was a discriminating anthologist, and, moreover, a judicious

adapterall his gestes being related in the firstpersonsingular. His autobiographical record was a

staggerer; but I happened to recognise amongst his affaires de coeur several very old acquaintances, and

made allowance accordingly. If he had been a truthful man, the floor of the hut would have opened that night

and swallowed him alive; but his vainglorious emulation of St. Paul's chiefofsinners hyperbole covered

as with a mantle his multitude of bon fide transgressions, and preserved him for better things.

Yes; better things. For, mind you, beyond this rollicking blackguard there stood a second Jack, a

softhearted, selfsacrificing otherphase, chivalrous to quixotism, yet provokingly reticent touching any act

or sentiment which reflected real credit on himself. Not that every blackguard is a Bayard, any more than

every wifebeater is a coward; but almost all moral and immoral qualities are in reality independent of each

other. And Jack, for one thing, was eminently religiousas indeed were those greater geniuses and equally

hard cases, Dick Steele and Henry Fielding. Says the First Lord (neither of the Admiralty nor the Treasury),

'The web of our life is of a mingled yarn, good and ill together; our virtues would be proud if our faults

whipped them not; and our crimes would despair if they were not cherished by our virtues.'

"I always make a bit of a prayer before turnin'in," remarked Jack, in appendix to a story which Chaucer or

Boccaccio would have rejected with horror; then the poor fellow laid his pipe on the table, and, kneeling by

his bedside, repeated in a firm, reverent voice an almost unrecognisable version of the Lord's Prayer, and an

"See, it's this way with me," he continued, rising from his knees and relighting his pipe"las' time I seen

my pore motherwidowwoman, she was, for my ole man he 'd shipped bo'sun o' the Raglan, las' time she

weighed'Jack,' says the ole woman to me, an' the tears rollin' down her faceit'lI be goin' on five year ago

now'Jack,' says she; 'promise me you'll always make a bit of a prayer before turnin'in; for the Lord says

anybody that 's ashamed o' Him, He'll be ashamed o' him at the day o' judgment.' Awfulain't it? Course, I

promised, but it went in o' one ear, an' out o' the other, till about two year after, when I got word she was

dead. I was on Runnymede thenfor I come straight here when I bolted from the shipan' I begun to

bethink myself that she could see how I was keepin' my promise; so I bracedup, an' laid a bit closer. Lord

knows, I gev her worry enough while she was alive, without follerin' her up any furder." I have taken some

trouble in weeding the language of Jack's confession, so as not to destroy its consecutiveness.

And, coexisting in the worthy fellow's mind with this childlike simplicity, was a really fine store of the best

kind of knowledge, namely, that acquired from observation and experience. It is surprising how much a

landsman, however wellinformed, may gather from a sailor when he listens like a threeyears' child, and the

mariner hath his will. I only wish I was as well posted up in devilfish, stingarees, krakens, and other marine

commonplaces, as I am thanks to Jack's informationin the mano'war hawk and the penguin. It came

The door was left open for ventilation when we retired to rest, Jack in his bunk, and I on the floor. We were

both asleep, when I became aware of an icy touch on my face, accompanied by a breath strongly suggesting

to my scientific nose the hydrocarburetted oxychlorophosphate of dead bullock. Drowsily opening one

eye, I saw Pup standing by my side. He had thought I was dead; but, finding his mistake, he walked away

through the gloom with an injured and dissatisfied air, and began trying to root the lid off Jack's campoven

with his pointed nose. One peculiarity of the kangaroodog is, that though he has no faculty of scent at the

service of his master, he can smell food through halfinch boilerplate; and he rivals Trenck or Monte Cristo

in making way through any obstacle which may stand between him and the object of his desires.

"Pore creature's hungry," is near enough what he said. He opened a sort of safe, and took out all the cooked

mutton, which he divided into two unequal portions, then gave the smaller share to his own dog, and the

larger to Pup. "Bit evener on your keel after you've stowed that in your hold," he soliloquised profanely.

"Thankyou, Jack!" said I. "Would you just see that everything's safe from him before you turnin again.

There's always a siege of Jerusalem going on in his inside. The kangaroodog's the hungriest subject in the

"Well, no," replied Jack forbearingly, as he returned to his bed; "he ain't in it with the mano'war hawk.

That's the hungriest subject goin'; though, strictly speakin', he don't belong to no kingdom in particular; he

belongs to the high seas. If you'd 'a' had a chance to study mano'war hawks, like I've had, you'd never think

Then he gave me such a description of this afflicted bird as, in the interests of science, I have great pleasure

in laying before the intelligent public. I must, however, use my own language. Jack's rhetoric, though lucid

and forcible, would look so bad on paper that the police might interfere with its publication.

The mano'war hawk, it appears, utters a thrilling squeal of hunger the moment his beak emerges from the

shell; and this hunger dogs himkangaroodogs him, you might saythrough life. At adult age, he consists

chiefly of wings; but, in addition to these, he has a pair of eager, sleepless eyes, endowed with a power of

something like 200 diameters; and he has also a perennially empty stomachthe sort of vacuum, by the way,

which Nature particularly abhors. He can eat nothing but fish; and, since he suffers under the disadvantage of

being unable to dive, wade, or swim, some one else must catch the fish for him. The penguin does this, and

does it with a listless ease which would excite the envy of the mano'war hawk if the unceasing anguish of

The penguin also lives on fish, but there the resemblance happily ends. In every other respect he presents a

pointed antithesis to the mano'war hawk; and that is the only pointed thing about him, for he consists

wholly of a comfortable body, a blunt neb, and a pair of small, sleepy eyes. He has no neck, for he never

requires to look round; no wings, for he never requires to fly; no feet, for he stands firmly on one end, like a

50lb. bag of flour, which, indeed, he closely resembles. His life is unadventurous; some might call it

monotonous. He takes his position on a smooth rock, protected from cold by the beautiful padded surtout

which clothes him from neb to base, and from heat by the cool, limpid wave, softly laplapping against the

impenetrable feathers. He feels like a stove in the winter, and like a waterbag in the summer. When, from a

sort of drowsy, felicitous wantonnessfor he never requires to act either on reason or impulsehe desires

to visit an adjacent island, he simply allows the tide to encircle him to about twothirds his total altitude;

then, by the floatative property of his peerless physique, and by the mere volition of will, he transports

He has few wants, and no ambition. Dreaming the happy hours awaythat is his idea. He knows barely

enough to be aware that with much wisdom cometh much sorrow; therefore, no Pierian spring, no tree of

knowledge, thank you all the same. He is right enough as he is; the perpetual sabbath of absolute negation is

good enough for him. His motto is, 'Happy the bird that has no history.' Once a day, he experiences a crisp,

triumphant appetite, which differs from hunger as melody differs from discord; then he slowly halfunveils

his currantlike eyes, and selects from the finny multitudes swimming around him, such a fish as for size,

flavour, and general applicability, will best administer to his bodily requirements, and gratify his epicurean

Whilst he is in the act of dipping his neb in the water to help himself to the fish, a mano'war hawk espies

him from a distance of, say, five miles. Emitting a quivering shriek of hunger, the strongwinged sufferer

cleaves the intervening air with the speed of a telegram, and has siezed and swallowed the fish before his own

The penguin, living in total ignorance of the mano'war hawk's existence, vaguely and halfamusedly

apprehends his deprivation. In this way. You have heard the boardinghouse girl rap at your bedroom door,

and tell you that breakfast is on the table. You have thought to yourself: Now I'm turning out; now I'm putting

on my; now, my socks; nowWhy, I'm in bed still, and no nearer breakfast than at first! Here we have a

reproduction of the penguin's train of thought, plus the slight shock of surprise which marks your own

relatively imperfect organisation. The whole thing does n't amount to a crumpled roseleaf beneath the

penguin's base; so he apathetically depresses his dreamy eyes in casual quest of another fish.

Now if the feathered martyr could only wait one minute, he might obtain the second morsel on the same

terms as the first; but Nature has so constructed him that, in his estimation, the most important of all

economies is the economy of time; and his Dollond eye has descried another penguin, seven miles distant, in

the very act of dipping for a fish. Can he make the return trip? He must chance it. He negotiates with

lightning speed the interspace between his tortured stomach and the second penguin's provender, whilst his

own steamsiren screech of famine comes feebly halting after, and blends with the desolate plop of his prey

into the abysmal emptiness of his everyearning epigastrium. Then, wheeling madly roundhis Connemara

complaint freshly whetted by what he has takenhe sees the first penguin dropping asleep as the fish he has

just caught slides down headforemost, to be assimilated by the simple clockwork of his interior.

Too late, by full fifteen seconds! and the wild despair of lost opportunity lends a horrid eeriness to the

banshee utterance with which the mano'war hawk greets this crushing discovery, barbed, as it is, by the

prior knowledge that every penguin within twenty miles is in Nirvana for the present. Now he must

waitah! heavens, wait!while one with moderate haste might tell a hundred. By that time, the bird beside

him will have caught another fish; and though it be onlyBy my faith, he must wait longer; for the penguin,

concluding that his own appetite will be more finely matured by another halfhour's sleep, is just dozing off.

Woe for the mano'war hawk! he must decide on something without delay, and he must do that something

quicklyquicklyquicklyfor there will be loafing enough in the grave, as the great American moralist

But, five hundred miles away across the restless, hungry waste of waters is another rock, where penguins

steep themselves in sinless voluptuousness; and, with one prolonged, earsplitting yell, wrung from him by

the stillincreasing torment of his fell disease, the unhappy bird expands his ParadiseLost pinions, and, with

the speed of a comet passing its perihelion, sweeps away to that rock; for, like Louis XVI., he knows

After listening with much interest to the description here loosely paraphrased, I fell asleep with the

halfformed longing to be a penguin, and the liveliest gratitude that I was not a mano'war hawk.

Next morning, whilst I caught and equipped my horses, Jack tailed his own two into the catchingyard. Every

Runnymede boundary man was expected to find himself in horses; and Jack, on being rated, had purchased

the two quietest and most shapeless mokes on the stationor, indeed, off it. 'Mokes' is good in this

connection. But in a week or two, lazy as the mokes were, Jack could n't grapple either of them, stabbard or

port, in the open paddock; they had learned to await, and even approach him, starnon. So he had to pelt

them into the little yard, where an ingeniously devised adjustable crush, formed by one barbed wire, kept

Having caught one of his mokes, he caparisoned the(I forget his own designation) with what in dearth of

adequate superlative, I shall simply call a secondhand English saddle, of more than ordinary capacity. The

barrowload of firewood which had once formed the tree was all in splinters, so that you could fold the

saddle in any direction; and the panel had from time to time been subjected to so much amateur repairing

that, when Jack mounted, he looked like a hen in a nest, so surrounded he was with exuding tufts of wool,

raw horsehair, emus' feathers, and the frayed edges of half a dozen plies of old blanket, of various colours.

But when he said it was the softest saddle on the station, though it would be nothing the worse for a bit of an

overhaul, I was bound to admit that the statement and the reservation were equally reasonable.

We journeyed together as far as the western gate of Jack's paddock; and, the conversation turning on saddles,

he expressed himself in actionably misdemeanant language on the folly of riding horses like Cleopatra and

Satan without a speciallyrigged purchase. His idea of such a purchase was simple enoughmerely the

ordinary saddle, with two standing bulkheads of, say, thirty inches in height by eighteen in width, rigged

thortships, one forrid of the rider, and one aft, and each padded on the inside surface. A couple or three

ropeyarns, rove foreandaft on each side, would prevent the rider listing to stabbard or port, while the

vertical pitch would be provided for by a lashing rove across each shoulder. If the horse reared and fell back,

you would just draw your head in, like a turtle, and let the bulkheads carry the strain. With such a tackle (pr.

tayckle), Jack would undertake to ride the Evil One himself, let alone his namesake at the station; whereas,

there was Young Jack at work on the (horse) for the last week, while the (horse) aforesaid, knowing the

purchase he had on his rider, would be a fool to give in. But these young Colonials had nothing in them; and

After parting from this secret of England's greatness, I detected a certain spontaneous selfcomplacency

creeping over my soul, and slightly swelling my head; a certain placid cockiness not to be fully accounted for

by the consciousness of birth, which naturally broadened as I approached Runnymede. I thereupon resolved

myself into a committee of inquiry, and, applying the analytical system befitting these introspective

investigations, discovered, in the first place, furtively underlying my philosophy, a latent ambition to be

regarded as a final authority on things in general. Hitherto this aspiration had fallen short, partly owing to the

clinging sediment of my congenital ignorance, but more especially because I lacked, and knew I lacked, what

is known as a 'presence.' Now, however, the high, drab belltopper and long alpaca coat, happily seconded by

large, round glasses and a vast and scholarly pipe, seemed to get over the latter and greater difficulty; and, for

perhaps the first time in my life, I enjoyed that experience so dear to some of my fellowpilgrimsthe

consciousness of being welldressed. This would naturally come as a revelation to one who had always been

satisfied with any attire which kept him out of the hands of the police. There was something in presenting an

academiccumcapitalistic appearance even to the sordid sheep, as they looked up from nibbling their

cottonbush stumps, and to the frivolous galahs, sweeping in a changeablytinted cloud over the plain, or

studding the trees of the pineridge like large pink and silvergrey blossoms, set off by the rich green of the

foliage. But outside all possible research or divination lay the occult reason why my bosom's lord sat so

In the last sheeppaddock, just after clearing the pineridge, I met Young Jack on Satan. Satan was an

ornament to the station; a magnificently beautiful creamcoloured horse, with silver mane and tail; but

Now the shallow, inattentive reader may not grasp all that is implied in the remark that a specialist,

unconscious of his own peculiar and circumscribed greatness, and cheaply replaceable in case of extinction,

was exercising a seasoned colt, thoroughly spoiled beforehand. Your novelist, availing himself of his

prerogative, fancifully assigns this office to the welleducated, wellnurtured, and, above all, wellborn,

colonialexperiencer, fresh from the English rectory. But I am a mere annalist, and a blunt, stolid,

unimaginative one at that; therefore not entirely lost to all sense of the fitness of things.

Listen, then: When, after an assiduous and inglorious apprenticeship, you can wheel a galloping horse round

in his own length, without paraboling over his head, or turning him upside downwhen you can take him

safely across any leap he is able to clearwhen you can send him at his uttermost, with perfect safety,

through forest or scrubyou are scarcely one step nearer to the successful riding of an equine artist that has

sworn to get you off, or perish. Scarcely one step nearer than you were at first, unless you constitutionally

possess certain qualifications, and are at the same time distinguished by a plentiful lack of other gifts and

acquirements, for which, notwithstanding, you are fain to take credit. This rather obscure apostrophe is

written expressly for the benefit of such imaginative litterateurs and conversational liars as it may concern.

For it should be known that the perfect rider nascitur, non fit, to begin with; that his training must begin in

early boyhood, and be followed up sans intermission; that his system of horsebreaking must be the

YoungAustralian, which is, beyond doubt, the most trying in the world; that his skill is won by grassers

innumerable; that, in short, there is no royal road to the riding of a proper outlawa horse that, not with any

view of showingoff before girls, but with the confirmed intention of flattening out his antagonist, plays such

And yet, to be an ideal rider, man wants but little here below, nor is it at all likely he will want that little long.

He wantsor rather, needsa skull of best spring steel; a spinal column of standard Lowmoor; limbs of

guttapercha; a hide of vulcanised indiarubber; and the less brains he has, the better. Figuratively speaking,

he should have no brains at all; his thinking faculties should be so placed as to be in direct touch with the

only thing that concerns him, namely, the saddle. Yet his heart must not be there; he must by no means be

Perfect horsemanship is usually the special accomplishment of the man who is not otherwise worth his salt,

by reason of being too lazy for manual labour, and too slenderly upholstered on the mental side for anything

else. Sir Francis Head, one of the five exceptions to this ruleGordon being the second, 'Banjo' the third,

'Glenrowan' the fourth, and the demurring reader the fifthsays the greatest art in riding is knowing how to

fall. And here we touch the very root of the matter. It is the moral effect of that generallyfulfilled

apprehension which makes one salient difference between the cultivated, or spurious, rider, and the ignorant,

or true rider. In this case, Ignorance is not only bliss, but usurps the place of Knowledge, as power.

Edward M. Curr knew as much of the Australian horse and his rider as any writer ever did; and this is what

'They are taciturn, shy, ignorant, and incurious; undemonstrative, but orderly; hospitable, courageous, cool,

Yes, yesbut why? Looking back along that string of wellselected adjectives, does n't your own inductive

faculty at once place its finger on Ignorance as the key to the enigma? Notice, too, how Curr, being a bit of a

sticker himself, is thereby disqualified from knowing that the centaurs were better constructed for firing other

Your truerider must audibly and sanguineously challenge every unfamiliar scientific fact; stated in

conversation, and be prepared to stake his rudimentary soul on the truth of anything read aloud from a book.

He must believe, with the ecclesiastics of yesterday, that the earth is flat and square, like them, he must be a

violent supporter of the geocentric theory; unlike them, his aeschatological hypothesis must be that the fire

we wot of is only a man's own consciencethe wish, in his case, being father to the thought. Above all, he

must have no idea how fearfully and wonderfully he is made. He must think upon himself as a good strong

framework of bones, cushioned and buffered with meat, and partly tubular for the reception and retention of

food; he must further regard it as a rather grave oversight in his own architectural design that the calf of his

leg is riot in front. Just consider what advantages such a man enjoys in cultivating the art of knowing how to

fall. Why, a spill that perils neck or limb, a simple buster is to him, and it is nothing more.

But it is a great deal more to one who has been nourishing a youth sublime with the curious facts of Science

and the thousandandone items of general information necessary to any person who, like the fantastical

duke of dark corners, above all other strifes contends especially to know himself; and that physically, as well

as morally. To him it is a nasty scrunch of the two hundred and twentysix bones forming his own admirably

designed osseous structure; a dull, sickening wallop of his exquisitely composed cellular, muscular, and

nervous tissues; a general squash of his beautifully mapped vascular system; a pitiless stoush of membranes,

ligaments, cartilages, and what not; a beastly squelch of gastric and pancreatic juices and secretions of all

imaginable descriptions biliary, glandular, and so forth. And all for what? Why, for the sake of emulating

My contention simply is, that the Hamletman is only too well seized of the important fact that his bones cost

too much in the breeding to play at heelsovertip with them. And I further maintain that, for reasons above

specified, the man of large discourse, looking before an after (ah! that is where the mischief lies!) never, in

spite of his severest selfscrutiny, knows what a frightened beggar he is till he finds himself placing his foot

Just take yourself as an example. You remember the time you were passing the old cattleyards in the flat,

and saw four fellows of your acquaintance putting the bridle on a black colt in the crush? You remember how

the chaps inspected your saddle, and, the concurrence of opinion being that it was the best on the ground,

how they asked the loan of it for an hour? You lent it with pleasure, you will remember, and assisted them to

girth it on. You liked to be at the second backing of a coltnot as the central figure, of course, but in the

capacity of critic and adviser. There was the probability of some decent riding; also the probability of a

catastrophe. You may, perhaps, further remember that whilst the ceremony of saddling was in progress, you

casually related one of your most ornate and unassailable anecdoteshow, with that very saddle, you had

once backed a roan filly that on the preceding day had broken a circus man's collarbone? For reasons of

your own, you located the performance a hundred miles away; and for proof, you pointed to the saddle itself.

The colt, with a handkerchief across his eyes, was led out of the yard to some nice level ground; then a

deadlock supervened. The chap who had backed him on the previous evening for a couple of hours, and was

to have ridden him again, did n't like the set of your saddle, now that he saw it girthedon. The owner of the

colt, speaking for himself, frankly admitted that he never pretended to be a sticker. The third fellow, whilst

modestly glancing at his own unrivalled record, regretted he was sworn with a bookoath against backing

colts for the current year. The fourth was also out of it. Owing to a boil, which kept him standing in the

stirrups even on his own old crock, he was compelled to forego the one transcendant joy of his life. But

Well, to begin with, there was your own saddle on the colt; secondly, your conversation had not been that of a

man who did n't pretend to be a sticker; thirdly, the bookoath expedient was simply out of the question; and

fourthly, it was too late in the day to allege a boil. What was the use of your remarking that the first backing

of a colt is nothingthat, in this case, it is the second step that costs? The four fellows knew as well as you

dideveryone except the tenderfoot novelist knowsthat in nearly every instance, a freshly backed colt is

like a fish out of water; stupid, puzzled, halfsulky, halfdocile. It is at the second backing that he is ready to

contest the question of fitness for survival; he has had time to think the matter over, and to note the

onesidedness of the alliance. Again, there is a large difference between riding a colt upon a warm evening,

and doing the same thing on a cold, dry, gusty morning, when his hair inclines to stand on end. But there was

One of the fellows holds the blindfolded colt, whilst another rubs the saddle all over with a wet handkerchief.

The colt stands still and composed, with one ear warily cocked, the other indifferently slouched; with his

back slightly arched, andah! the saints preserve us!with his tail jammed hard down. Carelessly

humming a little tune, you hang your coat on the fence; and in the saying of two credos (note the appositeness

of Cervantes' expression here), you are in the saddlethe same saddle, by the way, with which you took the

flashness out of the roan filly that had broken the circus man's collarbone. What! have I pinch'd you, signior

The chap should have let the colt go at once, for, in situations like yours, a person keeps breakingup as the

Is there no pity sitting in the clouds, that looks into the bottom of your woe? We'll see presently. Meantime,

console yourself with the recollection of the roan filly that had broken the circus man's collarbone.

"Right." But your voice is not what it ought to be, and the soles of your boots are rattling on the flat part of

The chap draws the handkerchief from the colt's eyes, and walks backward. The colt catches sight of your left

foot, and skips three yards to the right. In doing so, he catches sight of the other foot, and skips to the left.

Then everything disappears from in front of the saddlethe wicked ears, now laid level backwardthe

black, tangled manethe shining neck with the sweeping curve of a circular sawthe clean, oblique

shouldersthey have all disappeared, and there is nothing in front of the saddle but a precipice. There is

How distinctly you note the grunting of the colt, the thumping of his feet on the ground, and the gratuitous

Ay! stick to him! Stick to the lever of a steam hammer, when the ram kicks the safetytrigger! Stick to the

twoman tugofwar rope, when an Irish quarryman, named Bamey, has hold of the other end! Stick to him,

quotha! Easier said than doneis it not? And yet you've been riding all manner of horses, on and off (mark

the significance of that expression) since you were a mere kiddie. However, you have stuck to him for a good

solid sixty seconds; now, one of your knees has slipped over the pad, and your stirrup is swinging loose.

And away circles the colt, slapping at the bit with his front feet, whilst your historic saddle shines in the sun,

and the stirrupirons occasionally meet high in the air. And away in chase go two of the chaps on their bits of

stuff. Meanwhile, you explain to the other two that the spill serves you right for riding so carelessly; and that,

though your soul lusts to have it out with the colt, a stringent appointment in the township will force you to

Satan approached, carrying his negatively gifted rider, at a free, flying canter; his gregarious instinct

prompting him to join my horses. His tawny skin was streaked with foam, and his off flank slightly stained

from the repeated puncture of Jack's spur. Ten yards from where I had pulledup, he suddenly sulked, and

"Well, I be dash! Did n't know you from a crow! Reckoned some member o' Parliament, or bishop, or

somebody, had bin swappin' horses with you. You are comin' out! Oh, I say! Nosey give me the letter, with

the three notes in it; but I couldn't make head or tail of it about the saddle. No more could n't Moriarty."

"Bad," replied Jack humbly. "You can easy enough steady him down, but then, the swine, he wants a spell;

an' when he gits a spell, you jist got to steady him down agen. Always got some new idear in his head.

There!"hastily rooting the horse's side with his spur"he's goin' to laydown, an' make chips o' the saddle.

Up! you swine"and, lying backward, he reached down to grip the sensitive membrane connecting the

swine's hindleg with his body. The maddened beast shot past me like a yellow streak for another ten yards;

then, with a flaring bound and a snort that was between a whistle and a shriek, spun halfround in the air, and

alighted rigidly on his front feet, his ears between his knees, and his neck and back describing a vertical

"Jist his style," continued Jack dejectedly. "Never be worth a dash for general" I lost the next word or

two, for the young fellow's face was buried in the mass of silver mane, as the horse reared rampant to the

balancing point; and the next word, again, was dislocated by a blow from the crupper buckle, just below the

speaker's shoulderblade. "An' Magomery wants a person to make a lady's hack out o' sich an outlawr as

him!" he continued, in hopeless protest, whilst the 'outlawr' exerted his iron muscles to the utmost, and the

saddle creaked like a basket. "Nummin' good horse, too; on'y spoiled withJist look at that!" Satan had

suddenly gathered his lithe, powerful limbs, and was tearing across toward the adjacent pineridge, spinning

round, every thirty yards, in two or three terrific bucks. "I don't want to sawr his mouth," shouted Jack over

"Away on the evergreen shore, probably," I soliloquised, resuming my journey. But, turning in the saddle,

and pushing up my glasses out of the way, I watched the receding contest. I saw Jack wrench the horse aside

from the timber; whereupon the animal reared rather too rashly, and just saved himself from falling backward

by dropping on his quarters and flapping down on one side. When his broadside touched ground, Jack was

standing beside him; and when he leaped to his feet, Jack was in the saddle. Exeunt fighting.

Toby, with his bare feet and brown, goodhumoured face, was the only person visible on the station premises

"Gosh, I didn't know you till I seen you sideon, when you was shuttin' the Red Gate," he remarked. (The

Red Gate was about a mile and a half distant). "I thought you was somebody comin' to buy the the station.

Magomery, he's buzznackin' roun' the run as usual," he continued, helping me to unsaddle. "Butler, he's laid

up with the bung blight in both eyes. All the other fellers is out. Mrs. Bodysark"and his grin

deepened"she 's all right. Moriarty, of course, he 's loafin' in the store; lis'n him now, laughin' fit to break

his neck at some of his own gosh foolishness. I'll shove your horses in the paddick. I say! ain't they fellaway

"Yes; the season's telling on them. Now will you look after Pup, like a good chap? Here's his chain. I want to

"Right. I don't wish you no harm, Collins; but I would n't mind if you was in heaven, s'posen you left me that

I went across to the store, and looked in. Moriarty's laughing suddenly ceased, as his eye fell on me; and he

"Wherefore that crackling of thorns under a pot? " I asked sternly, as I removed my belltopper and placed it

on the counter. "Don't you see the spirits of the wise sitting in the clouds and mocking you?"

"Well, I'll be dashed!" he exclaimed admiringly. "You are coming out in blossom. Now you only want the

upper half of your head shaved, and you could start a Loan and Discount bank, with a capital of half a

"Thanks, worthy peer," I replied, with dignity. "But, talking of finance, I trust you have n't forgotten the trifle

"I'm not likely to forget. Take that chair. I've got such fun here." He had sliced some corks into flat discs; into

the centre of each disc he had stuck a slender piece of pine, about two inches in height, and spatulated at the

upper end, like a paddle. Then to the flat part of each upright he had attached a blowfly, by means of a touch

of gum on the insect's back, and had placed in the grasp of each fly a piece of pine an inch long, cut into the

shape of a rifle. The walking motion of the fly's feet twirled and balanced the stick in rather droll burlesque of

musketry drill; and a dozen of these insectsatarms, disposed in open order on the counter, were ministering

"Just you notice the gravity of the beggars," he laughed. "Not a smile on them. Solemn as Presbyterians.

'Tention! Present! Recover! Not a lazy bone in their bodies. I say, Collins: a person could make a perpetual

motion, with a fly on a sort of a treadmill? Ah! but then it would n't pass muster unless it went of its own

accordwould it? Perpetual motion's a thing I've been giving my attention to lately. You remember you

advised me to study mechanics? Well, I 've been thinking of arranging a clock so as to wind itself up as it

went on. That 's one idea. Another is a little more complicated. It 's a waterwheel, driving a pump that

throws a stream into the race that feeds the waterwheel, so that you use the same water over and over again,

and the whole concern's selfacting. The idea came into my head like an inspiration. Mind, I'm telling you in

"Moriarty," said I sadly; "you 're worse than ever. Try something else. You're not a born mechanician."

"If I'm not, I'd like to know who the devil is?" replied the young fellow hotly. "Possibly, your own self? Was

n't my father a foreman in one of the largest machineshops in Victoria, in his day? I know what 's the matter

"It must be so. Plato, thou reasonest well," said I hopelessly. "But supposing you are a born mechanician, you

have neither the theoretical nor the practical training. Do you know for instance, the use of the brass slide you

"Of course I do! Why I could calculate with that slide before I was ten years old."

One to Moriarty. I should have remembered that his abnormal breadth across the temples qualified him to do

a sum in his head, in ten seconds, that I could n't do on a slate in ten hours, nor for that matter, in ten years.

"Good, so far," I replied benevolently. "But how much do you know of prismoidal formulae, or logarithmic

secants?not to speak of segmental ordinates, or the cycloidal calculus; or even of adiabatic expansion, or

torsional resistance, or the hydrostatic paradox, or the coefficient of friction? Now, these things are the very

Moriarty's countenance fell; but happening to glance at the performing flies, he laughed himself weak and

"It's going grand!" replied Moriarty, beaming with new pleasure. "I carried out your suggestions to the letter.

First, I took Mooney and Nelson into my confidence; and we arranged to meet accidentally, one evening after

dusk, under that willow beside her bedroom. At last we sat down, with our backs against the weatherboard

"Day, chaps," said a stranger, appearing at the door of the store. "Got any pickles in stock, Moriarty?"

"Say three bottles," replied the stranger, seating himself on the counter. "Andlet 's seea pound of

tobacco; a dozen of matches; a tin of bakingpowder; and a couple of hobblechains. I'll make that do till I

get as far as Hay. My chaps are squealing for pickles," he continued, turning to me. "I did n't know you at the

first glance. Your name's Collinsis n't it? You might remember me passing by you last spring, a few miles

back along the track here, where you 'd been helping Steve Thompson and a big, gipsylooking fellow to

load up some wool on a Sydneypattern wagon? So that chestnut was a stolen horse, after all. Smart bit of

work. Another devil of a seasonisn't it? I've been trying to shift 900 head of forward stores from Mamarool

to Vic.; but I advised the owner to give it best, though it was money out of my pocket, when I had none in it

to begin with. Managed to arrange for them on Wooloomburra till the winter comes on."

Whilst speaking, he had opened his knife and removed the capsule and cork from one of the bottles of

pickles; then, after drinking some of the vinegar out of the way, he began harpooning the contents of the

I made a suitable reply, whilst Moriarty, having made up his order, noted the items and price on the paper

"I see Alf Jones is gone, Moriarty," I remarked, after a pausethe stranger being occupied with his pickles.

"Foolishest thing he could do," replied the storekeeper. "Nosey was a fixture on Runnymede; he was one of

Montgomery's pets; and if he thinks he can better that in Australia, he's got a lot to learn. And what a hurry he

was in, to get out of the best billet he'll ever have, poor beggar! with his shyness and his disfigurement. But

he's been on the pea, like a good many more. Let's seeit was just the day after you went away that he came

to Montgomery, and said he must go. That'll be six or eight weeks ago now. Montgomery went a lot out of

his way to persuade him to stop, but it was no use; he was like a hen on a hot griddle till he got away. Decent

chap, too; and, by gosh! can't he sing and play! We found afterward that he had given his books to the station

library, with the message that we were to think kindly of him when he was gone. I felt sort of melancholy to

see him drifting away to beggary, with his fiddlecase across the front of his saddle, and his spare horse in

"Don't you believe it," I replied. "These cranky fellows have always sane spots in their heads; and Alf is

particularly lucky in that respect. There's not above twoor, at the most, threelobes of that fellow's brain

in bad working order. Just you watch the weekly papers, and you'll get news of him in his proper sphere. He's

gone to Sydney, or perhaps Melbourne, to do something better than boundary riding."

"No; he's gone to Western Queensland," remarked the stranger, who had been watching Moriarty's flies,

without the trace of a smile on his saturnine face. "I met him sixty or eighty mile beyond the Darling, on the

"Well," replied the stranger tolerantly, "the young chap I'm speaking of had some disfigurement of the face,

so far as I could distinguish through a short crape veil; and he was carrying a box that he evidently would n't

trust on his packhorse, but whether it was a violincase or a child's coffin, I was n't rude enough to ask.

Oldfashioned Manton singlebarrel slung on his back. Goodlooking blackandtan dog. Brown

saddlehorse; small star; WD conjoined, near shoulder; C or G, near flank. Bay mare, packed; J S, off

shoulder; white hindfoot. Horses in rattling condition; and he was taking his time. He'd been boundary

riding in the Bland country before coming here. Peculiar habit of giving his head a little toss sometimes when

"Not much of a yarn certainly," replied the stranger, holding his bottle up to the light while he speared a

gherkin with his knife. "It was coming on evening when I met him; and, says he, 'I 'm making for the

Oldman Gilgiehaven't you come past it?' So I told him if he wanted to camp on water, he'd have to turn

back five mile, and come with me to where I knew of a brackish dam. I'd just been disappointed of water,

myself, at the Oldman Gilgie. It had been halffull a few days before, but a dozen of Elder's camels had

called there, carrying tucker to Mount Brown; and each of them had scoffed the full of a 400gallon tank.

Talk about camels doing without water!"Just here, though the stranger's ordinary language was singularly

quotable in character, he digressed into a searching and comprehensive curse, extending, inclusively, from Sir

Thomas Elder away back along the vanishing vista of Time to the first man who had conceived the idea of

"So we camped late at night," he resumed, in a relieved tone; "and this friend of yours clearedoff early in the

morning. He was n't interested in anything but the Diamantina track, and I was nasty over the gilgie, so we

did n't yarn much. However, that chap 's no more off his head than I am. Bit odd, I daresay; but that's nothing.

I often find myself a bit oddnegligent, and forgetful, and sort of imbecilebut that's a very different thing

from being off your head. Why, just now, I saw your two horses in the paddock as I came up; and, if I was to

be lagged for it, I could n't think where I had seen them beforein fact, not till I recognised you. Want of

sleep, I blame it on. Well, if I don't shift, there won't be many pickles left for my chaps. They were to boil the

billy at the Balahs. Better give us another bottle." He handed Moriarty the money for the goods, and stowed

them in a small flourbag. "Solong, boyssee you again some day." And the imbecile stranger trailed his

"I can't say I do," replied the storekeeper. "One day, last winter, I happened to be out at the main road when

he passed with 400 head of fats; and somehow I knew that his name was Spooner. Never saw him again till

now. But how about Nosey Alfwas n't I right for once?and were n't you wrong for once?"

"So it appears," I replied. "But you haven't told me how you worked the scandal. You were sitting with your

"Sitting with our backs against the wall," repeated my agent complacently. "Well, we began to talk about the

jealousy there was amongst the station chaps on account of Jack the Shellback being picked to take Nosey's

place; and from that we got round to gossip about you stopping with Nosey the evening you left here, and

wondering how you got on together, being queer in different ways. Then the conversation settled down on

you; and we even quoted a remark Mrs. Beaudesart had made about you, only a couple of hours before. She

had said that, though you were such a wonderful talker, you were surprisingly reticent respecting your own

former life, and your family connections, and the place you came from. We commented on this remark, and

"Trust her," replied my ambassador confidently. "She saw us sittingdown as she went across the yard; and we

"Don't say 'meanness,'" I remonstrated. "I must take her part there. You can't judge even a highminded

woman by the standard of a moderately mean man, in this particular phase of character. Our deepest student

of human nature makes his favourite Beatrice, on receiving a hint, run down the garden like a lapwing, to do

a bit of deliberate eavesdropping; whilst her masculine counterpart, Benedick, has to hear his share of the

disclosure inadvertently and reluctantly. Similarly, in Love's Labour Lost, when the misdelivered letter is

That, of course, settles the matter in his mind; but the Princess, true to her sex, says eagerly, and with a

We will read it, I swear; Break the neck of the wax, and let every one give ear.

"Don't let us judge women by our standard here, for we can't afford to be judged by their standard in some

"Hear, hear; loud applause; much laughter," interrupted the delegate flippantly. "Well, we were yarning and

laughing over Mrs. Beaudesart's simplicity; and it came out that Nelson and Mooney knew there was some

reason why you dare n't go back to where you were known; but they had never heard the story; so I put them

"Well, that ought to drum me out of her esteem," I remarked, with the feeling of a man respited on the

scaffold. "And it hangs together fairly well for a fabrication. But I'm honestly sorry to have been forced to put

such an office on you, Moriarty. Indeed, I wonder how you could have the nerve to tell such a yarn in a

"Friendship, old man," replied my factor wammly. "But it ain't a fabrication. I found I couldn't invent

anything with the proper ring of truth about it; so, the evening before the disclosure, when Jack the Shellback

was in the store getting some things to take out with him, I asked him what was the most blackguardly prank

he ever got off with; and that was the yarn he told me. Of course, I altered it a bit to suit you."

"I don't see what else she can do, considering the way the thing cameoff. She would have to be like one of

"No effect at all," replied the nuncio decidedly. "Her manner's just the same when she hears you talked about

promiscuously; and she does n't take it any way ill to overhear a quiet joke about the thing that's supposed to

be comingoff some time soon. It's a failure so far as that goes. Certain as life."

"They're entirely independent of each otherif you insist on bringing me back to school, to waste my time

over one barren pupil. Poverty, for instance, is disgrace without dishonour; MichaelandGeorgeship is

dishonour without disgrace. In cases like mine, the dishonour lies in the fact, and the disgrace in the publicity.

"That's just what the whole station is doing at the present time," replied my legate unctuously. "Surprising

how these things spread of themselves, when they 're once fairly started. And everybody believes the yarn;

bar Mooney, and Nelson, and myself; and you can depend your life on us to keep it jigging. No, I'm wrong;

"Yes. I got a fright over that," explained the diplomatist. "The other morning, I was at some correspondence

here, and I heard a quick step, and when I looked up, who should I see but Montgomery, as black as thunder.

"'Moriarty!' says he, in a voice that made me jump; 'what is this story I hear of Collins? Now, no shuffling,'

says he; 'I've traced it home to you, and I want your authority. I always looked upon Collins as a decent sort

of oddity,' says he; 'and I'm determined to sift this matter thoroughly.' Frightened me out of a year's growth."

"Well?" said I, hazily; wondering whether this piteous wreckage of plot was owing to some defect in my own

"So I had to make a clean breast of it," continued the plenipotentiary, in a reluctant and apologetic tone. "No

use talking. It was impossible to stand to the yarn, when Montgomery's eye was on melet alone being

taken by surprise. It was dragged from me by a sort of hypodermic influence; and all the fun seemed to have

died out of it, till it sounded mean and small and unmanly. Yes; I had to tell him the fix you were in, and the

commission you had given me, and everything from first to last; bar that infernal wager. Well, you know,

Montgomery never laughs; but I saw his face twitching, once or twice; and before I had done, he wheeled

round and stood looking out of the door, as if I was n't worth listening to. Then he went away, coughing fit to

"I may thank him for being tree'd, in the first place; and he knows it," I remarked, with a sourness which

"How the tempus does fugit!" I replied. For the midday bell was ringing at the hut.

As we left the store, halfadozen representatives of the lower classes were stringingin from different

directions toward the hut, to attend to the most ancient and eminent of human institutionsthe institution

which predicates and affirms the brotherhood of our race as positively, and, to the philosophic mind, as

touchingly, as death itself; being recognised and remembered by the aristocrat who forgets his own personal

dirtorigin and dirtdestination; by the woman who forgets the date of her birth; by the friend who forgets

the insulting language he used to you when he was under the influence; and by the boy who forgets his

catechism. The mealsignal is the real Ducdame, ducdame, ducdame; the Greek invocation which calls fools

into a circle as surely as wise men; for neither folly nor wisdom is proof against its spell.

Just then, two swagmen on foot came into the yard, and approached Moriarty and me. I fixed my belltopper,

adjusted my specs, and assumed my stately pipe, whilst my soul went forth in psalms of thanksgiving. Here

was the true key to the Wilcannia shower; here was the underside of my imagined precaution against

ophthalmia; here was the hidden purpose of that repetitional picking and sorting of the hawker's stock which

had left Jack the Shellback his Hobson's choice in coats; here was a Wesleyan converging of the whole vast

order of the universe toward the happiest issue. For here was Tom Armstrong at last; and I stood prepared to

force a temporary renewalalbeit for double the original amountof the bill, drawn by me on the Royal

"Is the bose at hame?" asked the holder briskly, turning first to Moriarty and then to me. "Losh! it's no Tam

M'Callum!"he swung his swag to the ground, and extended his hand"Mony 's the thocht A had o' ye,

mun. Ma certie, A kent weel we wad forgather ir lang. An' hoo're ye farin' syne?"

"Excellent, i' faithof the chameleon's dish," I replied, with winning politeness, and a hearty handgrip,

though I felt like a man in the act of parrying a rifle bullet. "I have a wretched memory for faces, yet yours

seems familiar; and I 'm certain I've heard your voice before. Pardon me if I ask your name?"

"Now, where have we met before?" I pondered. "Armstrong? I know several of the name in Riverina, and

several in Victoria. Wait a momentDid we meet at the Caledonian Sports, in Echuca, two years ago, past?

No! Well, perhapsyesdidn't we have a drink together, at Ivanhoe, three or four months ago?"

"Od sink 't," muttered the honest fellow, in vexation; "A thocht ye was yin Tam M'Callum, frae

"I'm a Victorian myself, and my people are Irish," I remarked gently. "But my name's Collins," I continued,

"Ye 'se no be the mon A thocht ye was," replied Tam decidedlyand the unconscious doublemeaning of

"I think we do," replied the young fellow, moving toward the barracks. "The boss was saying there was a few

burrs that would have to be looked after at once. Call again in the evening, and see him."

"Yon wad fit mysen like auld breeks," persisted Tam; "bit A'm takkin' thocht o' Andraw here. Puir body's

sicht's nae fit fir sic wark; an' A mauna pairt wi' him the noo. An ye henna onythin' firbye birrkittin', we maun

He resumed his swag. I made a sign, perceptible only to Moriarty, and the latter hesitated a moment.

By virtue of a fine tradition, or unwritten law, handed down from the time of Montgomery's father, a

subaltern officer of Runnymede had power to send any decentlooking swagmanor a couple of them, for

that matter to the hut for a feed. Certain conditions, however, had formulated themselves around this

prerogative: first, the stranger must of necessity be a decentlooking man; second, he must be within the

precincts of the homestead at the ringing of the bell; third, the officer must walk down to the hut with him, as

a testimony; fourth, no particular sub must make a trade of it. The prerogative was something like one

enjoyed by abbots, and other ecclesiastical dignitaries, in the ages of faith; namely, the right to extend the

jurisdiction and protection of the Church over any secular prisoner accidentally met on his way to

executiona prerogative, the existence of which depended on its not being abused. And though Moriarty

was only on the Commissariat, and was therefore unmercifully saton by the vulgar whenever he presumed

to give orders, he held this right through a series of forerunners extending back to the time when Montgomery

I. had been his own storekeeper. Don't you believe the yarns your enthusiast tells of the squatter's

freeandeasy hospitality toward the swagman. Such things were, and are; but I would n't advise you to

count upon the institution as a neat and easy escape from the Adamic penalty. You might fallin. Hence

Moriarty's personal reluctance in the matter was perfectly natural. The meal at the hut, and the pannikin of

dust at the store, are two widely different things. But a faithful and exhaustive inquiry into the ethics of

station hospitality would fill many pages, for the question has more than one aspect.

"Go down to the hut, and have some dinner," said Moriarty, turning back; and we preceded the two men on

their way. "Can you make room for these chaps, Matt?" he asked, looking into the hut.

"Scotty thought he knew you," observed Moriarty, with characteristic profundity, as we turned again toward

"And I thought I knew his mate, though I can't manage to locate him," I replied. "But, as I was telling Scotty,

"Ay, that poor wreck would n't fetch much in the yard," remarked Moriarty, referring to Tam's mate. "When a

fellow comes to his state, he ought to be turned out for the summer in a swamp paddock, with the leeches on

his legs; then you ought to sell him to Cobb and Co., to get the last kick out of him. Or else pollaxe the

"Assuredly you will, sonnyjust for the remark you've made. But I 'd like to see that fellow again. Go on to

Confused identity seemed to be in the air. Had I seen that weary looking figure, and that weatherworn face,

before? I could n't determine; and I can't determine nowbut the question has nothing to do with this record.

At all events, impelled partly by a desire to have another look at the man, and partly, perhaps, by a morbid

longing to flaunt myself before Tam, I grandly dipped my lofty belltopper under the doorway of the hut, and,

without removing it, helped myself to a pannikin of tea from the bucket by the hearth, and sat down opposite

the silent swagman. Farther along the table, Tam was already breastdeep in the stream of conversation. In

answer to some question, he was replying that he had been only twelve months in the colonies.

"And what part of the Land o' Cakes are you from?" I asked, wantonly, but civilly.

"A'm frae Dumfriessheerfrae a spote they ca' Ecchelfechan," he replied complacently. "Bit, de'il tak't, wha'

"What the (sheol) was the name o' that (adj.) place you come from?" asked the station bullock driver, with

"An' wha' fir no?" demanded Tam sternly. "Haud tae ye 'se hae ony siccan a historic name in yir ain domd

kintra. D'ye ken wha, firbye mysen, was boarn in Ecchelfechan syne? Vinna fash yirsel' aboot"

"I say, Scotty," interposed Toby; "Egglefeggan 's the place where they eat broseain't it?"

"A'll haud nae deeskission wi' the produc' o' haufadizzen generations o' slavery," replied Tam haughtily.

"A dinna attreebute ony blame tae yir ain sel', laddie; bit ye canna owrecam the kirse o' Canaan."

"Cripes! do you take me for a (adj.) mulatter?" growled the descendant of a thousand kings. "Why, properly

"Od, ye puir, glaikit, misleart remlet o' a perishin' race," retorted Tam"air ye no the mair unsicker? Air ye

no feart ye'se aiblins see yon day gin ye 'se thole waur fare nir a wamefu' o' gude brose? Heh!"

"Oh, speak English, you (adj.) bawbeehunter!" muttered H.R.H. "Why, they 're a cut above brose in

"Eatee lice in China," replied the gardener, with national pride. "Plenty licegood cookeewelly ni'."

"By gummies! Hi seed the time Hi'd 'a' stopped yer jorrin', Dave!" said a quavering voice, dominating some

argument at the other end of the table. "Hi seed me fightin' in a sawrpit f'r tew hewrs an' sebmteen minits,

by the watch; an' fetched 'ome in a barrer. Now wot's the hupshot? Did 'n' Hi say, 'Look hout! we'll git hit to

"But you (adv.) well thought we'd get rain," persisted the old man's antagonistan openmouthed,

freshfaced rouseabout, who was just undergoing that colonising process so much dreaded by mothers and

"'Ow the (fourfold expletive) do you hundertake to know wot Hi thort? But wot war the hupshot? 'Look hout!'

ses Hi; 'we'll git hit to rights!' An' did we, hor did we not? Straight, now, Dave?"

"You're like Cassandra, Jack," I observed, to fill up the pause which marked Dave's discomfiture.

"That bloke as spoke las', 'e's got more hunder 'is 'at nor a six'underdan'fo'tyhacre paddick full o' sich

soojee speciments as you fellers," said the old man impressively. "Wich o' you knows hanythink about

Cassandra? Hin 'twentysix hit war, an' hit seems like las' week. Hi druv ole Major Learm'th to them races,

Hi did; an' wen the 'osses comes hin, 'e looks roun' an' ses to 'is labour, astannin' aside the kerridge,

'Cassandra fust,' ses 'e, 'an' the rest nowheers,' ses 'e. Now what's the hupshot? Collings'll see the day. Them's

ole Jack Goldsmith's words, an' jis' you mark 'em. Collings'll see the day! Yes, Dave," continued the heart of

the old man to the Psalmist; "Hi won ten bob on Cassandra that day; an' ten bob war ten bob them times,"

All this while, I had been observing the silent swagman, who seemed to grow uneasy under my notice.

"I was remarking to a friend just now that I fancied I had seen you before," I explained.

"Well, they ain't actilly sore, so much as sort o' dazzly and dim," replied the man, in evident relief. "I been

tryin' mostly everything this last four year, but I got better hopes now nor ever I had before. A boundary man

he give me a little bottle o' stuff the other day; an' it seems to be about the correct thing. Jist feels like a

spoonful o' redhot ashes in your eye; an' if a drop falls outside, it tums your skin black. That ought to cut

"No; you want none of these burning quack remedies; you want three months' careful treatment"

"I ain't denyin' it," interrupted the man, sadly and sullenly. "An' I don't thank Tom for bein' so fast," he

continued, raising his voice in attempted anger. "He ain't the man I took him foran' I'm sayin' it to his

The general conversation dropped, and Tam, pannikin in hand, rose and advanced to his mate's side.

"An' wha' is't ye're sayin' till ma face, Andraw?" he asked loudly, but with gentleness and commiseratiom

"I'm sayin' you'd no right to go blurtin' out about a man gittin' a stretch for a thing o' that sort. Seems like as if

there was a job for one of us on this station, an' you was takin' a mean advantage to collar it. It ain't like

"You might 'a' went about it a bit more manly," continued the other, with the querulousness of a sick child. "I

"So help me God, I never deserved it. I knowed no more about it nor the babe unborn, till I got it off o' the

"But how could you (adj.) well get three months for a thing you (adj.) well knew nothing about?" asked the

catechumen rouseabout. (Henceforth, the reader will have to supply from his own imagination the clumsy and

"Ye moight foine it dang aisy yeerself, Dave," observed a middleaged diner significantly.

"I been a misfortunate man, there's no denyin'," continued the swagman; "but I never done a injury to nobody

"Gin ye speer onythin' frae me," replied Carlyle's townie, after slowly surveying his questioner from head to

foot, "A maun inform ye A ken naethin' bit gude o' Andraw; an' A hae warkit wi' him mair nir fowr minth.

'Deed, the puir body taks owre muckle thocht fir ithers, an' disna' spare himsel' ava. A ken naethin' aboot yon

three minth; yon 's atween Andsaw an's Makker; an' A'll nae jidge onybody, sin' we maun a' be judgit by Ane

wha jidgeth iprightly. Bit as lang's A hae a pickle siller, Andraw'll no want." And Tam returned to his seat.

"What would I want of burnin' a stack?" remonstrated Andrew, blinking defiantly round the table. "Tell you

how it come. Hold on a minute"he went to the bucket, and refilled his pannikin"It was this way: I was

jist startin' to thatch a new haystack for two ole bosses o' mine, on the Vic. side o' the Murray, when up

"'Well, Andrew Glover, you're my prisonercharged with burnin' a stack,' says he. 'I must fetch you along,'

"And how did it go?" shouted Dave, who had shifted his pannikin and plate to Andrew's side.

"Well, the Court day it come roun'; an' when my case was called, the prosecutor he steps down off the bench,

an' gives evidence; an' I foun' him sayin' somethin' about not wantin' to press the charge; an' there was a bit of

a confab; an' then I foun' the Bench askin' me if I'd sooner be dealt with summary, or be kep' for the Sessions;

"I neither know him nor do I feel any aching void in consequence," I replied, pointedly interpolating, in two

"Oh yes! Well, I'm a bit hard o' hearin'I dunno if you notice it on me, but I aman' sometimes I'm worse

nor other times; so I did n't ketch most o' what went on; an' the prosecutor he was a good bit off o' me; an'

there was a sort o' echo. But I foun' one o' the magistrates sayin', 'Quite so, Mr. Watermanquite so, Mr.

Waterman,' every now an' agen; an' I was on'y too glad to git off with three months. I'd 'a' got twelve, if I'd

bin remanded for a proper trial. The jailer told me after he told me this Waterman come out real manly.

Seems, he got the charge altered to Careless Use o' Fire. So I can't help giving him credit, in a manner o'

"Well, yes; I was on his place, askin' him for work, as it might be this mornin'; an' he give me rats for campin'

so near his place, as it might be las' night. Seems, it was nex' mornin' his stack was burnt, jist after sunrise.

"(Adj.) shaky sort o' yarn," commented the bullock driver, in grave pity. "Let it drop, Dave."

"Divil a shaky," interposed the hon. member for Tipperary. "Arrah, fwy wud the chap call on the Daity?

Fishperdid ye iver foine justice in a coort? Be me sowl, Oi'd take the man's wurrd agin all the coorts in

Austhrillia. An' more betokendivil blasht the blame Oi'd blame him fur sthrekin a match, whin dhruv to

"Shoosteece iss (adj.) goot, mais revahnsh iss (adj.) bat," remarked another foreignera contractor's cook,

who had come to the homestead for a supply of rations. "Vhere iss de (adj.) von?vhere is de (adj.) autre?

All mixeh? De cohnseerashohn issI not know vat you vill call him ohn Angleesh, mais ve vill call him

"You vill barn de (adj.) snack," continued Theophile, turning politely to me; "you vill call him shoosteece;

mineself, I vill call him revahnsh. Mineself, I vill not barn de (adj.) snack; I vill be too (adj.) flash. I vill go to

"Not for your principles, Theophile," I replied, with a courteous inclination of my belltopper.

"Course, it's all in a man's lifetime," pursued Andrew resignedly. "Same time, it seems sort a' hard lines when

a man's shoved in the logs for the best three months in the year for a thing he never done. 'Sides, I was on for

a good long job with two as decent a fellers as you'd meet in a day's walk. I'd met one o' them ten mile up the

river, as it might be this afternoon; an' the fire it took place as it might be tomorrow mornin'."

"But where was you when the fire brokeout?that's the question," demanded Dave, with a pleasant

"You'll be bumpin' up agen a snag some o' these times, young feller," muttered the bullock driver.

"I was only askin' him where he was when the fire broke out," protested Somebody's Darling; then in a louder

"Dunno. Somewhere close handy," replied the swagman hopelessly. "Anyhow, I never done it. Well, then, I'd

jist got well started to work on Monday mornin', when up comes the bobby, an' grabs me. 'S'pose you'll have

to go,' says the missusfor the bosses was both away at another place they got. 'S'pose so,' says I. 'Better

take my swag with me anyhow.' Course, by the time my three months was up, things was at the slackest; an' I

could n't go straight back to a decent place, an' me fresh out o' chokey. Fact, I can't go back to that district no

more. But as luck would have it, I runs butt agen the very man I'd ratherest meet of anybody in the country."

The swagman paused, and slowly turned toward me, in evident trouble of mind"He did n't tell you two

blokes I was logged for stackburnin'?" And the poor fellow's flickering eyes sought my face appealingly.

"Why, you let the cat out of the bag yourself!" exclaimed Dave triumphantly. Then the conversation took a

By this time, I had provisionally accounted for my vaguelyfancied recognition of the man. With the

circumspection of a seasoned speculatist, I had bracketed two independent hypotheses, either of which would

supply a satisfactory solution. One of these simply attributed the whole matter to unconscious cerebration.

But here a question arose: If one half of my brain had been more alert than its duplicate when the object first

presented itselfso that the observation of the vigilant half instantaneously appeared as an intangible

memory to the judgment of the apathetic halfit still remained to be determined which of the halves might

be said to be in a normal condition. Was one half unduly and wastefully excited?or was the other half

unhealthily dormant? The thing would have to be seen into, at some fitting time.

But this hypothesis of unconscious cerebration seemed scarcely as satisfactory as the othernamely, that,

having at a former time heard Terrible Tommy mention the name of Andrew Glover, my educated instinct of

Nomenology, rising to the very acme of efficiency, had accurately, though unconsciously, snapshotted a

Then there were lessons to be gathered from Tom Armstrongs's prompt acceptance of such alibi evidence,

touching myself, as would have merely tended to unfathomable speculations on metempsychosis in an

etherpoised Hamletmind. Tom, though crushing for a couple of ounces, was one of your practical, decided,

cocksure men; guided by unweighed, unanalysed phenomena, and governed by conviction alonethe latter

being based simply, though solidly, upon itself. These men are deaf to the symphony of the Silences; blind to

the horizonless areas of the Unknown; unresponsive to the touch of the Impalpable; oblivious to the

machinery of the Moral Universein a word, indifferent to the mysterious Motive of Nature's allpervading

Soul. In such mental organisms, opinion, once deflected tangentially from the central Truth, acquires an

independent and stubborn orbit of its own. But the Absolute Truth is so large, and human opinion so small,

that the latter cannot get away altogether, however eccentric its course may be; indeed, the more elongated

the orbit of Error, the greater chance of its being swallowed up by the scorching Truth, on its return trip. In

the present instance, my own ready cooperation with a marvellously conducive Providential legislation had

been sufficient unto the deflection of Tom's opinion; and I was content to let the stillimpending collision

take thought for itself, particularly as Mrs. Beaudesart's conjunction was just about falling due. Then I rose to

"Here, mate," said I, fearlessly removing my clouded glasses, and handing them, with their case, to Andrew;

There was no trace of recognition in Tom's look of gratitude as his eyes rested on my face. But I sighed to

reflect that he was still looking out for the tracks of that miserable impostor from the braes o' Yarra.

Now I had to enact the Cynic philosopher to Moriarty and Butler, and the aristocratic man with a 'past' to

Mrs. Beaudesart; with the satisfaction of knowing that each of these was acting a part to me. Such is life, my

fellowmummersjust like a poor player, that bluffs and feints his hour upon the stage, and then cheapens

down to mere nonentity. But let me not hear any small witticism to the further effect that its story is a tale