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A Hazard of New Fortunes, V1

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The following story was the first fruit of my New York life when I  began  to live it after my quarter of a

century in Cambridge and  Boston, ending  in 1889; and I used my own transition to the commercial

metropolis in  framing the experience which was wholly that of my  supposititious  literary adventurer.  He was

a character whom, with his  wife, I have  employed in some six or eight other stories, and whom I  made as

much the  hero and heroine of 'Their Wedding Journey' as the  slight fable would  bear.  In venturing out of my

adoptive New England,  where I had found  myself at home with many imaginary friends, I found  it natural to

ask the  company of these familiar acquaintances, but  their company was not to be  had at once for the asking.

When I began  speaking of them as Basil and  Isabel, in the fashion of 'Their Wedding  Journey,' they would

not respond  with the effect of early middle age  which I desired in them.  They  remained wilfully, not to say

woodenly,  the young bridal pair of that  romance, without the promise of novel  functioning.  It was not till I

tried addressing them as March and  Mrs. March that they stirred under my  hand with fresh impulse, and set

about the work assigned them as people  in something more than their  second youth. 

The scene into which I had invited them to figure filled the  largest  canvas I had yet allowed myself; and,

though 'A Hazard of New  Fortunes  was not the first story I had written with the printer at my  heels, it  was the

first which took its own time to prescribe its own  dimensions.  I had the general design well in mind when I

began to  write it, but as it  advanced it compelled into its course incidents,  interests,  individualities, which I

had not known lay near, and it  specialized and  amplified at points which I had not always meant to  touch,

though I  should not like to intimate anything mystical in the  fact.  It became,  to my thinking, the most vital of

my fictions,  through my quickened  interest in the life about me, at a moment of  great psychological import.

We had passed through a period of strong  emotioning in the direction of  the humaner economics, if I may

phrase  it so; the rich seemed not so much  to despise the poor, the poor did  not so hopelessly repine.  The

solution  of the riddle of the painful  earth through the dreams of Henry George,  through the dreams of Edward

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Bellamy, through the dreams of all the  generous visionaries of the  past, seemed not impossibly far off.  That

shedding of blood which is  for the remission of sins had been symbolized  by the bombs and  scaffolds of

Chicago, and the hearts of those who felt  the wrongs  bound up with our rights, the slavery implicated in our

liberty, were  thrilling with griefs and hopes hitherto strange to the  average  American breast.  Opportunely for

me there was a great streetcar  strike in New York, and the story began to find its way to issues  nobler  and

larger than those of the loveaffairs common to fiction.  I  was in my  fiftysecond year when I took it up, and

in the prime, such  as it was, of  my powers.  The scene which I had chosen appealed  prodigiously to me, and

the action passed as nearly without my  conscious agency as I ever allow  myself to think such things happen. 

The opening chapters were written in a fine, old fashioned  apartment  house which had once been a family

house, and in an  uppermost room of  which I could look from my work across the trees of  the little park in

Stuyvesant Square to the towers of St. George's  Church.  Then later in  the spring of 1889 the unfinished novel

was  carried to a country house on  the Belmont border of Cambridge.  There  I must have written very rapidly

to have pressed it to conclusion  before the summer ended.  It came,  indeed, so easily from the pen that  I had

the misgiving which I always  have of things which do not cost me  great trouble. 

There is nothing in the book with which I amused myself more than  the  househunting of the Marches when

they were placing themselves in  New  York; and if the contemporary reader should turn for instruction  to the

pages in which their experience is detailed I assure him that  he may  trust their fidelity and accuracy in the

article of New York  housing as  it was early in the last decade of the last century: I  mean, the housing  of

people of such moderate means as the Marches.  In  my zeal for truth I  did not distinguish between reality and

actuality  in this or other  mattersthat is, one was as precious to me as the  other.  But the types  here portrayed

are as true as ever they were,  though the world in which  they were finding their habitat is  wonderfully, almost

incredibly  different.  Yet it is not wholly  different, for a young literary pair now  adventuring in New York

might  easily parallel the experience of the  Marches with their own, if not  for so little money; many phases of

New  York housing are better, but  all are dearer.  Other aspects of the  material city have undergone a

transformation much more wonderful.  I find that in my book its  population is once modestly spoken of as two

millions, but now in  twenty years it is twice as great, and the grandeur  as well as  grandiosity of its forms is

doubly apparent.  The transitional  public  that then moped about in mildly tinkling horsecars is now hurried

back and forth in clanging trolleys, in honking and whirring motors;  the  Elevated road which was the last

word of speed is undermined by  the  Subway, shooting its swift shuttles through the subterranean woof  of the

city's haste.  From these feet let the witness infer our whole  massive  Hercules, a bulk that sprawls and

stretches beyond the rivers  through the  tunnels piercing their beds and that towers into the skies  with

innumerable topsa Hercules blent of Briareus and Cerberus, but  not so  bad a monster as it seemed then to

threaten becoming. 

Certain hopes of truer and better conditions on which my heart was  fixed  twenty years ago are not less dear,

and they are by no means  touched with  despair, though they have not yet found the fulfilment  which I would

then  have prophesied for them.  Events have not wholly  played them false;  events have not halted, though

they have marched  with a slowness that  might affect a younger observer as marking time.  They who were

then  mindful of the poor have not forgotten them, and  what is better the poor  have not often forgotten

themselves in  violences such as offered me the  material of tragedy and pathos in my  story.  In my quality of

artist I  could not regret these, and I  gratefully realize that they offered me the  opportunity of a more  strenuous

action, a more impressive catastrophe  than I could have  achieved without them.  They tended to give the

whole  fable dignity  and doubtless made for its success as a book.  As a serial  it had  crept a sluggish course

before a public apparently so unmindful of  it  that no rumor of its acceptance or rejection reached the writer

during  the half year of its publication; but it rose in book form from that  failure and stood upon its feet and

went its way to greater favor than  any book of his had yet enjoyed.  I hope that my recognition of the  fact  will

not seem like boasting, but that the reader will regard it  as a  special confidence from the author and will let it

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KITTERY POINT, MAINE, July, 1909. 

PART FIRST 

A HAZARD OF NEW FORTUNES 

I.

"Now, you think this thing over, March, and let me know the last of  next  week," said Fulkerson.  He got up

from the chair which he had  been  sitting astride, with his face to its back, and tilting toward  March on  its

hindlegs, and came and rapped upon his table with his  thin bamboo  stick.  "What you want to do is to get out

of the  insurance business,  anyway.  You acknowledge that yourself.  You never  liked it, and now it  makes you

sick; in other words, it's killing you.  You ain't an insurance  man by nature.  You're a naturalborn literary

man, and you've been going  against the grain.  Now, I offer you a  chance to go with the grain.  I don't say

you're going to make your  everlasting fortune, but I'll give  you a living salary, and if the  thing succeeds you'll

share in its  success.  We'll all share in its  success.  That's the beauty of it.  I tell you, March, this is the  greatest

idea that has been struck  since"Fulkerson stopped and  searched his mind for a fit image"since  the

creation of man." 

He put his leg up over the corner of March's table and gave himself  a  sharp cut on the thigh, and leaned

forward to get the full effect of  his  words upon his listener. 

March had his hands clasped together behind his head, and he took  one of  them down long enough to put his

inkstand and mucilagebottle  out of  Fulkerson's way.  After many years' experiment of a mustache  and

whiskers, he now wore his grizzled beard full, but cropped close;  it gave  him a certain grimness, corrected by

the gentleness of his  eyes. 

"Some people don't think much of the creation of man nowadays.  Why  stop  at that?  Why not say since the

morning stars sang together?" 

"No, sir; no, sir!  I don't want to claim too much, and I draw the  line  at the creation of man.  I'm satisfied with

that.  But if you  want to  ring the morning stars into the prospectus all right; I won't  go back on  you." 

"But I don't understand why you've set your mind on me," March  said.  "I haven't had, any magazine

experience, you know that; and I  haven't  seriously attempted to do anything in literature since I was  married.

I gave up smoking and the Muse together.  I suppose I could  still manage  a cigar, but I don't believe I

could" 

"Muse worth a cent."  Fulkerson took the thought out of his mouth  and put  it into his own words.  "I know.

Well, I don't want you to.  I don't  care if you never write a line for the thing, though you  needn't reject

anything of yours, if it happens to be good, on that  account.  And I  don't want much experience in my editor;

rather not  have it.  You told  me, didn't you, that you used to do some newspaper  work before you  settled

down?" 

"Yes; I thought my lines were permanently cast in those places  once.  It  was more an accident than anything

else that I got into the  insurance  business.  I suppose I secretly hoped that if I made my  living by  something

utterly different, I could come more freshly to  literature  proper in my leisure." 

"I see; and you found the insurance business too many, for you.  Well,  anyway, you've always had a

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more or  less thinking about magazines." 

"Yesless." 

"Well, all right.  Now don't you be troubled.  I know what I want,  generally, speaking, and in this particular

instance I want you.  I  might  get a man of more experience, but I should probably get a man of  more  prejudice

and selfconceit along with him, and a man with a  following of  the literary hangerson that are sure to get

round an  editor sooner or  later.  I want to start fair, and I've found out in  the syndicate  business all the men

that are worth having.  But they  know me, and they  don't know you, and that's where we shall have the  pull on

them.  They  won't be able to work the thing.  Don't you be  anxious about the  experience.  I've got experience

enough of my own to  run a dozen editors.  What I want is an editor who has taste, and  you've got it; and

conscience, and you've got it; and horse sense, and  you've got that.  And I like you because you're a Western

man, and I'm  another.  I do  cotton to a Western man when I find him off East here,  holding his own  with the

best of 'em, and showing 'em that he's just  as much civilized as  they are.  We both know what it is to have our

bright home in the setting  sun; heigh?" 

"I think we Western men who've come East are apt to take ourselves  a  little too objectively and to feel

ourselves rather more  representative  than we need," March remarked. 

Fulkerson was delighted.  "You've hit it!  We do!  We are!" 

"And as for holding my own, I'm not very proud of what I've done in  that  way; it's been very little to hold.

But I know what you mean,  Fulkerson,  and I've felt the same thing myself; it warmed me toward  you when

we  first met.  I can't help suffusing a little to any man  when I hear that  he was born on the other side of the

Alleghanies.  It's perfectly stupid.  I despise the same thing when I see it in  Boston people." 

Fulkerson pulled first one of his blond whiskers and then the  other, and  twisted the end of each into a point,

which he left to  untwine itself.  He fixed March with his little eyes, which had a  curious innocence in  their

cunning, and tapped the desk immediately in  front of him.  "What I  like about you is that you're broad in your

sympathies.  The first time I  saw you, that night on the Quebec boat,  I said to myself : 'There's a man  I want to

know.  There's a human  being.'  I was a little afraid of Mrs.  March and the children, but I  felt at home with

youthoroughly  domesticatedbefore I passed a word  with you; and when you spoke first,  and opened up

with a joke over  that fellow's tableful of light literature  and Indian moccasins and  birchbark toy canoes and

stereoscopic views,  I knew that we were  brothersspiritual twins.  I recognized the Western  style of fun, and  I

thought, when you said you were from Boston, that it  was some of the  same.  But I see now that its being a

cold fact, as far  as the last  fifteen or twenty years count, is just so much gain.  You  know both  sections, and

you can make this thing go, from ocean to ocean." 

"We might ring that into the prospectus, too," March suggested,  with a  smile.  "You might call the thing 'From

Sea to Sea.'  Bytheway, what  are you going to call it?" 

"I haven't decided yet; that's one of the things I wanted to talk  with  you about.  I had thought of 'The

Syndicate'; but it sounds kind  of dry,  and doesn't seem to cover the ground exactly.  I should like  something

that would express the cooperative character of the thing,  but I don't  know as I can get it." 

"Might call it 'The Mutual'." 

"They'd think it was an insurance paper.  No, that won't do.  But  Mutual  comes pretty near the idea.  If we

could get something like  that, it  would pique curiosity; and then if we could get paragraphs  afloat  explaining

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He bent a wide, anxious, inquiring smile upon March, who suggested,  lazily: "You might call it 'The

RoundRobin'.  That would express the  central idea of irresponsibility.  As I understand, everybody is to  share

the profits and be exempt from the losses.  Or, if I'm wrong,  and the  reverse is true, you might call it 'The

Army of Martyrs'.  Come, that  sounds attractive, Fulkerson!  Or what do you think of  'The Fifth Wheel'?  That

would forestall the criticism that there are  too many literary  periodicals already.  Or, if you want to put

forward  the idea of complete  independence, you could call it 'The Free Lance';  or" 

"Or 'The Hog on Ice'either stand up or fall down, you know,"  Fulkerson  broke in coarsely.  "But we'll leave

the name of the  magazine till we get  the editor.  I see the poison's beginning to work  in you, March; and if I

had time I'd leave the result to time.  But I  haven't.  I've got to know  inside of the next week.  To come down to

business with you, March, I  sha'n't start this thing unless I can get  you to take hold of it." 

He seemed to expect some acknowledgment, and March said, "Well,  that's  very nice of you, Fulkerson." 

"No, sir; no, sir! I've always liked you and wanted you ever since  we met  that first night.  I had this thing

inchoately in my mind then,  when I  was telling you about the newspaper syndicate  businessbeautiful

vision  of a lot of literary fellows breaking loose  from the bondage of  publishers and playing it alone" 

"You might call it 'The Lone Hand'; that would be attractive,"  March  interrupted.  "The whole West would

know what you meant." 

Fulkerson was talking seriously, and March was listening seriously;  but  they both broke off and laughed.

Fulkerson got down off the table  and  made some turns about the room.  It was growing late; the October  sun

had  left the top of the tall windows; it was still clear day, but  it would  soon be twilight; they had been talking

a long time.  Fulkerson came and  stood with his little feet wide apart, and bent  his little lean, square  face on

March.  "See here! How much do you get  out of this thing here,  anyway?" 

"The insurance business?" March hesitated a moment and then said,  with a  certain effort of reserve, "At

present about three thousand."  He looked  up at Fulkerson with a glance, as if he had a mind to  enlarge upon

the  fact, and then dropped his eyes without saying more. 

Whether Fulkerson had not thought it so much or not, he said:  "Well, I'll  give you thirtyfive hundred.  Come!

And your chances in  the success." 

"We won't count the chances in the success.  And I don't believe  thirtyfive hundred would go any further in

New York than three  thousand  in Boston." 

"But you don't live on three thousand here?" 

"No; my wife has a little property." 

"Well, she won't lose the income if you go to New York.  I suppose  you  pay ten or twelve hundred a year for

your house here.  You can get  plenty  of flats in New York for the same money; and I understand you  can get

all  sorts of provisions for less than you pay nowthree or  four cents on the  pound.  Come!" 

This was by no means the first talk they had had about the matter;  every  three or four months during the past

two years the syndicate man  had  dropped in upon March to air the scheme and to get his impressions  of it.

This had happened so often that it had come to be a sort of  joke between  them.  But now Fulkerson clearly

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"I dare say it wouldn'tor it needn'tcost so very much more, but  I  don't want to go to New York; or my

wife doesn't.  It's the same  thing." 

"A good deal samer," Fulkerson admitted. 

March did not quite like his candor, and he went on with dignity.  "It's very natural she shouldn't.  She has

always lived in Boston;  she's  attached to the place.  Now, if you were going to start 'The  Fifth Wheel'  in

Boston" 

Fulkerson slowly and sadly shook his head, but decidedly.  "Wouldn't do.  You might as well say St. Louis or

Cincinnati.  There's  only one city  that belongs to the whole country, and that's New York." 

"Yes, I know," sighed March; "and Boston belongs to the Bostonians,  but  they like you to make yourself at

home while you're visiting." 

"If you'll agree to make phrases like that, right along, and get  them  into 'The RoundRobin' somehow, I'll say

four thousand," said  Fulkerson.  "You think it over now, March.  You talk it over with Mrs.  March; I know

you will, anyway; and I might as well make a virtue of  advising you to do  it.  Tell her I advised you to do it,

and you let  me know before next  Saturday what you've decided." 

March shut down the rolling top of his desk in the corner of the  room,  and walked Fulkerson out before him.

It was so late that the  last of the  chorewomen who washed down the marble halls and stairs of  the great

building had wrung out her floorcloth and departed, leaving  spotless  stone and a clean, damp smell in the

darkening corridors  behind her. 

"Couldn't offer you such swell quarters in New York, March,"  Fulkerson  said, as he went tacktacking down

the steps with his small  bootheels.  "But I've got my eye on a little house round in West  Eleventh Street that

I'm going to fit up for my bachelor's hall in the  third story, and adapt  for 'The Lone Hand' in the first and

second, if  this thing goes through;  and I guess we'll be pretty comfortable.  It's right on the Sand Strip  no

malaria of any kind." 

"I don't know that I'm going to share its salubrity with you yet,"  March  sighed, in an obvious travail which

gave Fulkerson hopes. 

"Oh yes, you are," he coaxed.  "Now, you talk it over with your  wife.  You give her a fair, unprejudiced chance

at the thing on its  merits, and  I'm very much mistaken in Mrs. March if she doesn't tell  you to go in and  win.

We're bound to win!" 

They stood on the outside steps of the vast edifice beetling like a  granite crag above them, with the stone

groups of an allegory of  lifeinsurance foreshortened in the basrelief overhead.  March  absently  lifted his

eyes to it.  It was suddenly strange after so many  years'  familiarity, and so was the wellknown street in its

Saturdayevening  solitude.  He asked himself, with prophetic  homesickness, if it were an  omen of what was

to be.  But he only said,  musingly: "A fortnightly.  You  know that didn't work in England.  The  fortnightly is

published once a  month now." 

"It works in France," Fulkerson retorted.  "The 'Revue des Deux  Mondes'  is still published twice a month.  I

guess we can make it work  in  Americawith illustrations." 

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"My dear boy! What are you giving me?  Do I look like the sort of  lunatic  who would start a thing in the

twilight of the nineteenth  century without  illustrations?  Come off!" 

"Ah, that complicates it! I don't know anything about art."  March's look  of discouragement confessed the

hold the scheme had  taken upon him. 

"I don't want you to!" Fulkerson retorted.  "Don't you suppose I  shall  have an art man?" 

"And will theythe artistswork at a reduced rate, too, like the  writers, with the hopes of a share in the

success?" 

"Of course they will!  And if I want any particular man, for a  card, I'll  pay him big money besides.  But I can

get plenty of  firstrate sketches  on my own terms.  You'll see! They'll pour in!" 

"Look here, Fulkerson," said March, "you'd better call this  fortnightly  of yours 'The Madness o f the

HalfMoon'; or 'Bedlam Broke  Loose'  wouldn't be bad!  Why do you throw away all your hard earnings  on

such a  crazy venture?  Don't do it!"  The kindness which March had  always felt,  in spite of his wife's first

misgivings and reservations,  for the merry,  hopeful, slangy, energetic little creature trembled in  his voice.

They  had both formed a friendship for Fulkerson during the  week they were  together in Quebec.  When he

was not working the  newspapers there, he  went about with them over the familiar ground  they were showing

their  children, and was simply grateful for the  chance, as well as very  entertaining about it all.  The children

liked  him, too; when they got  the clew to his intention, and found that he  was not quite serious in  many of the

things he said, they thought he  was great fun.  They were  always glad when their father brought him  home on

the occasion of  Fulkerson's visits to Boston; and Mrs. March,  though of a charier  hospitality, welcomed

Fulkerson with a grateful  sense of his admiration  for her husband.  He had a way of treating  March with

deference, as an  older and abler man, and of qualifying the  freedom he used toward every  one with an

implication that March  tolerated it voluntarily, which she  thought very sweet and even  refined. 

"Ah, now you're talking like a man and a brother," said Fulkerson.  "Why,  March, old man, do you suppose I'd

come on here and try to talk  you into  this thing if I wasn't morally, if I wasn't perfectly, sure  of success?

There isn't any if or and about it.  I know my ground,  every inch; and I  don't stand alone on it," he added, with

a  significance which did not  escape March.  "When you've made up your  mind I can give you the proof;  but

I'm not at liberty now to say  anything more.  I tell you it's going  to be a triumphal march from the  word go,

with coffee and lemonade for  the procession along the whole  line.  All you've got to do is to fall  in."  He

stretched out his hand  to March.  "You let me know as soon as  you can." 

March deferred taking his hand till he could ask, "Where are you  going?" 

"Parker House.  Take the eleven for New York tonight." 

"I thought I might walk your way."  March looked at his watch.  "But I  shouldn't have time.  Goodbye!" 

He now let Fulkerson have his hand, and they exchanged a cordial  pressure.  Fulkerson started away at a

quick, light pace.  Half a  block  off he stopped, turned round, and, seeing March still standing  where he  had

left him, he called back, joyously, "I've got the name!" 

"What?" 

"Every Other Week." 

"It isn't bad." 


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"Tata!" 

II.

All the way up to the South End March mentally prolonged his talk  with  Fulkerson, and at his door in

Nankeen Square he closed the parley  with a  plump refusal to go to New York on any terms.  His daughter

Bella was  lying in wait for him in the hall, and she threw her arms  round his neck  with the exuberance of her

fourteen years and with  something of the  histrionic intention of her sex.  He pressed on, with  her clinging

about  him, to the library, and, in the glow of his  decision against Fulkerson,  kissed his wife, where she sat by

the  study lamp reading the Transcript  through her first pair of  eyeglasses: it was agreed in the family that

she looked distinguished  in them, or, at any rate, cultivated.  She took  them off to give him a  glance of

question, and their son Tom looked up  from his book for a  moment; he was in his last year at the high school,

and was preparing  for Harvard. 

"I didn't get away from the office till halfpast five," March  explained  to his wife's glance," and then I

walked.  I suppose  dinner's waiting.  I'm sorry, but I won't do it any more." 

At table he tried to be gay with Bella, who babbled at him with a  voluble  pertness which her brother had

often advised her parents to  check in her,  unless they wanted her to be universally despised. 

"Papa!" she shouted at last, "you're not listening!"  As soon as  possible  his wife told the children they might

be excused.  Then she  asked, "What  is it, Basil?" 

"What is what?" he retorted, with a specious brightness that did  not  avail. 

"What is on your mind?" 

"How do you know there's anything?" 

"Your kissing me so when you came in, for one thing." 

"Don't I always kiss you when I come in?" 

"Not now.  I suppose it isn't necessary any more. 'Cela va sans  baiser.'" 

"Yes, I guess it's so; we get along without the symbolism now."  He  stopped, but she knew that he had not

finished. 

"Is it about your business?  Have they done anything more?" 

"No; I'm still in the dark.  I don't know whether they mean to  supplant  me, or whether they ever did.  But I

wasn't thinking about  that.  Fulkerson has been to see me again." 

"Fulkerson?"  She brightened at the name, and March smiled, too.  "Why didn't you bring him to dinner?" 

"I wanted to talk with you.  Then you do like him?" 

"What has that got to do with it, Basil?" 

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at last." 

"What shape?" 

March outlined it for her, and his wife seized its main features  with the  intuitive sense of affairs which makes

women such good  businessmen when  they will let it. 

"It sounds perfectly crazy," she said, finally.  " But it mayn't  be.  The  only thing I didn't like about Mr.

Fulkerson was his always  wanting to  chance things.  But what have you got to do with it?" 

"What have I got to do with it?"  March toyed with the delay the  question  gave him; then he said, with a sort

of deprecatory laugh: "It  seems that  Fulkerson has had his eye on me ever since we met that  night on the

Quebec boat.  I opened up pretty freely to him, as you do  to a man you  never expect to see again, and when I

found he was in  that newspaper  syndicate business I told him about my early literary  ambitions" 

"You can't say that I ever discouraged them, Basil," his wife put  in.  "I should have been willing, any time, to

give up everything for  them." 

"Well, he says that I first suggested this brilliant idea to him.  Perhaps I did; I don't remember.  When he told

me about his supplying  literature to newspapers for simultaneous publication, he says I  asked:  'Why not apply

the principle of cooperation to a magazine, and  run it in  the interest of the contributors?' and that set him to

thinking, and he  thought out his plan of a periodical which should pay  authors and artists  a low price outright

for their work and give them  a chance of the profits  in the way of a percentage.  After all, it  isn't so very

different from  the chances an author takes when he  publishes a book.  And Fulkerson  thinks that the novelty

of the thing  would pique public curiosity, if it  didn't arouse public sympathy.  And the long and short of it is,

Isabel,  that he wants me to help  edit it." 

"To edit it?"  His wife caught her breath, and she took a little  time to  realize the fact, while she stared hard at

her husband to make  sure he  was not joking. 

"Yes.  He says he owes it all to me; that I invented the ideathe  germ   the microbe." 

His wife had now realized the fact, at least in a degree that  excluded  trifling with it.  "That is very honorable

of Mr. Fulkerson ;  and if he  owes it to you, it was the least he could do."  Having  recognized her  husband's

claim to the honor done him, she began to  kindle with a sense  of the honor itself and the value of the

opportunity.  "It's a very high  compliment to you, Basila very high  compliment.  And you could give up  this

wretched insurance business  that you've always hated so, and that's  making you so unhappy now that  you

think they're going to take it from  you.  Give it up and take Mr.  Fulkerson's offer!  It's a perfect  interposition,

coming just at this  time!  Why, do it!  Mercy!" she  suddenly arrested herself, "he  wouldn't expect you to get

along on the  possible profits?"  Her face  expressed the awfulness of the notion. 

March smiled reassuringly, and waited to give himself the pleasure  of the  sensation he meant to give her.  "If

I'll make striking phrases  for it  and edit it, too, he'll give me four thousand dollars." 

He leaned back in his chair, and stuck his hands deep into his  pockets,  and watched his wife's face, luminous

with the emotions that  flashed  through her minddoubt, joy, anxiety. 

"Basil!  You don't mean it!  Why, take it!  Take it instantly!  Oh,  what  a thing to happen!  Oh, what luck!  But

you deserve it, if you  first  suggested it.  What an escape, what a triumph over all those  hateful  insurance

people!  Oh, Basil, I'm afraid he'll change his  mind! You ought  to have accepted on the spot.  You might have

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out with the despatchOr we can send  Tom!" 

In these imperatives of Mrs. March's there was always much of the  conditional.  She meant that he should do

what she said, if it were  entirely right; and she never meant to be considered as having urged  him. 

"And suppose his enterprise went wrong?"  her husband suggested. 

"It won't go wrong.  Hasn't he made a success of his syndicate?" 

"He says soyes." 

"Very well, then, it stands to reason that he'll succeed in this,  too.  He wouldn't undertake it if he didn't know

it would succeed; he  must have  capital." 

"It will take a great deal to get such a thing going; and even if  he's  got an Angel behind him" 

She caught at the word"An Angel?" 

"It's what the theatrical people call a financial backer.  He  dropped a  hint of something of that kind." 

"Of course, he's got an Angel," said his wife, promptly adopting  the  word.  "And even if he hadn't, still, Basil,

I should be willing  to have  you risk it.  The risk isn't so great, is it?  We shouldn't be  ruined if  it failed

altogether.  With our stocks we have two thousand  a year,  anyway, and we could pinch through on that till

you got into  some other  business afterward, especially if we'd saved something out  of your salary  while it

lasted.  Basil, I want you to try it!  I know  it will give you a  new lease of life to have a congenial occupation."

March laughed, but  his wife persisted.  "I'm all for your trying it,  Basil; indeed I am.  If it's an experiment, you

can give it up." 

"It can give me up, too." 

"Oh, nonsense! I guess there's not much fear of that.  Now, I want  you to  telegraph Mr. Fulkerson, so that he'll

find the despatch  waiting for him  when he gets to New York.  I'll take the whole  responsibility, Basil, and  I'll

risk all the consequences." 

III.

March's face had sobered more and more as she followed one hopeful  burst  with another, and now it

expressed a positive pain.  But he  forced a  smile and said: "There's a little condition attached.  Where  did you

suppose it was to be published?" 

"Why, in Boston, of course.  Where else should it be published?" 

She looked at him for the intention of his question so searchingly  that  he quite gave up the attempt to be gay

about it.  "No," he said,  gravely,  "it's to be published in New York." 

She fell back in her chair.  "In New York?"  She leaned forward  over the  table toward him, as if to make sure

that she heard aright,  and said,  with all the keen reproach that he could have expected: "In  New York,  Basil!

Oh, how could you have let me go on?" 

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putting the best  foot, forward  at firstor as long as the whole thing was in the air.  I didn't know  that you

would take so much to the general enterprise,  or else I should  have mentioned the New York condition at

once; but,  of course, that puts  an end to it." 

"Oh, of course," she assented, sadly.  "We COULDN'T go to New  York." 

"No, I know that," he said; and with this a perverse desire to  tempt her  to the impossibility awoke in him,

though he was really  quite cold about  the affair himself now.  "Fulkerson thought we could  get a nice flat in

New York for about what the interest and taxes came  to here, and  provisions are cheaper.  But I should rather

not  experiment at my time of  life.  If I could have been caught younger, I  might have been inured to  New

York, but I don't believe I could stand  it now." 

"How I hate to have you talk that way, Basil!  You are young enough  to  try anythinganywhere; but you

know I don't like New York.  I  don't  approve of it.  It's so big, and so hideous!  Of course I  shouldn't mind  that;

but I've always lived in Boston, and the children  were born and  have all their friendships and associations

here."  She  added, with the  helplessness that discredited her good sense and did  her injustice,  "I have just got

them both into the Friday afternoon  class at Papanti's,  and you know how difficult that is." 

March could not fail to take advantage of an occasion like this.  "Well, that alone ought to settle it.  Under the

circumstances, it  would  be flying in the face of Providence to leave Boston.  The mere  fact of a  brilliant

opening like that offered me on 'The Microbe,' and  the halcyon  future which Fulkerson promises if we'll

come to New York,  is as dust in  the balance against the advantages of the Friday  afternoon class." 

"Basil," she appealed, solemnly, "have I ever interfered with your  career?" 

"I never had any for you to interfere with, my dear." 

"Basil!  Haven't I always had faith in you?  And don't you suppose  that  if I thought it would really be for your

advancement I would go  to New  York or anywhere with you?" 

"No, my dear, I don't," he teased.  "If it would be for my  salvation,  yes, perhaps; but not short of that; and I

should have to  prove by a  cloud of witnesses that it would.  I don't blame you.  I  wasn't born in  Boston, but I

understand how you feel.  And really, my  dear," he added,  without irony, "I never seriously thought of asking

you to go to New  York.  I was dazzled by Fulkerson's offer, I'll own  that; but his choice  of me as editor

sapped my confidence in him." 

"I don't like to hear you say that, Basil," she entreated. 

"Well, of course there were mitigating circumstances.  I could see  that  Fulkerson meant to keep the

whiphand himself, and that was  reassuring.  And, besides, if the Reciprocity Life should happen not to  want

my  services any longer, it wouldn't be quite like giving up a  certainty;  though, as a matter of business, I let

Fulkerson get that  impression; I  felt rather sneaking to do it.  But if the worst comes  to the worst, I  can look

about for something to do in Boston; and,  anyhow, people don't  starve on two thousand a year, though it's

convenient to have five.  The  fact is, I'm too old to change so  radically.  If you don't like my saying  that, then

you are, Isabel,  and so are the children.  I've no right to  take them from the home  we've made, and to change

the whole course of  their lives, unless I  can assure them of something, and I can't assure  them of anything.

Boston is big enough for us, and it's certainly  prettier than New  York.  I always feel a little proud of hailing

from  Boston; my  pleasure in the place mounts the farther I get away from it.  But I do  appreciate it, my dear;

I've no more desire to leave it than you  have.  You may be sure that if you don't want to take the children out

of  the Friday afternoon class, I don't want to leave my library here, and  all the ways I've got set in.  We'll keep

on.  Very likely the company  won't supplant me, and if it does, and Watkins gets the place, he'll  give  me a


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subordinate position of some sort.  Cheer up, Isabel! I have  put  Satan and his angel, Fulkerson, behind me,

and it's all right.  Let's go  in to the children." 

He came round the table to Isabel, where she sat in a growing  distraction, and lifted her by the waist from her

chair. 

She sighed deeply.  "Shall we tell the children about it?" 

"No.  What's the use, now?" 

"There wouldn't be any," she assented.  When they entered the  family  room, where the boy and girl sat on

either side of the lamp  working out  the lessons for Monday which they had left over from the  day before, she

asked, "Children, how would you like to live in New  York?" 

Bella made haste to get in her word first.  "And give up the Friday  afternoon class?"  she wailed. 

Tom growled from his book, without lifting his eyes: "I shouldn't  want to  go to Columbia.  They haven't got

any dormitories, and you  have to board  round anywhere.  Are you going to New York?"  He now  deigned to

look up  at his father. 

"No, Tom.  You and Bella have decided me against it.  Your  perspective  shows the affair in its true

proportions.  I had an offer  to go to New  York, but I've refused it." 

IV

March's irony fell harmless from the children's preoccupation with  their  own affairs, but he knew that his

wife felt it, and this added  to the  bitterness which prompted it.  He blamed her for letting her  provincial

narrowness prevent his accepting Fulkerson's offer quite as  much as if he  had otherwise entirely wished to

accept it.  His world,  like most worlds,  had been superficially a disappointment.  He was no  richer than at the

beginning, though in marrying he had given up some  tastes, some  preferences, some aspirations, in the hope

of indulging  them later, with  larger means and larger leisure.  His wife had not  urged him to do it; in  fact, her

pride, as she said, was in his  fitness for the life he had  renounced; but she had acquiesced, and  they had been

very happy together.  That is to say, they made up their  quarrels or ignored them. 

They often accused each other of being selfish and indifferent, but  she  knew that he would always sacrifice

himself for her and the  children;  and he, on his part, with many gibes and mockeries, wholly  trusted in  her.

They had grown practically tolerant of each other's  disagreeable  traits; and the danger that really threatened

them was  that they should  grow too well satisfied with themselves, if not with  each other.  They  were not

sentimental, they were rather  matteroffact in their motives;  but they had both a sort of humorous  fondness

for sentimentality.  They  liked to play with the romantic,  from the safe vantageground of their  real

practicality, and to divine  the poetry of the commonplace.  Their  peculiar point of view separated  them from

most other people, with whom  their means of selfcomparison  were not so good since their marriage as

before.  Then they had  travelled and seen much of the world, and they had  formed tastes which  they had not

always been able to indulge, but of  which they felt that  the possession reflected distinction on them.  It

enabled them to look  down upon those who were without such tastes; but  they were not  illnatured, and so

they did not look down so much with  contempt as  with amusement.  In their unfashionable neighborhood they

had  the fame  of being not exclusive precisely, but very much wrapped up in  themselves and their children. 

Mrs. March was reputed to be very cultivated, and Mr. March even  more so,  among the simpler folk around

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days, and it  abounded in books on which he spent more than he  ought.  They had  beautified it in every way,

and had unconsciously  taken credit to them  selves for it.  They felt, with a glow almost of  virtue, how

perfectly it  fitted their lives and their children's, and  they believed that somehow  it expressed their

charactersthat it was  like them.  They went out very  little; she remained shut up in its  refinement, working

the good of her  own; and he went to his business,  and hurried back to forget it, and  dream his dream of

intellectual  achievement in the flattering atmosphere  of her sympathy.  He could  not conceal from himself that

his divided life  was somewhat like  Charles Lamb's, and there were times when, as he had  expressed to

Fulkerson, he believed that its division was favorable to  the  freshness of his interest in literature.  It certainly

kept it a high  privilege,a sacred refuge.  Now and then he wrote something,and got it  printed after long delays,

and when they met on the St. Lawrence  Fulkerson had some of March's verses in his pocketbook, which he

had  cut  out of astray newspaper and carried about for years, because they  pleased  his fancy so much; they

formed an immediate bond of union  between the men  when their authorship was traced and owned, and this

gave a pretty color  of romance to their acquaintance.  But, for the  most part, March was  satisfied to read.  He

was proud of reading  critically, and he kept in  the current of literary interests and  controversies.  It all seemed

to  him, and to his wife at secondhand,  very meritorious; he could not help  contrasting his life and its inner

elegance with that of other men who  had no such resources.  He thought  that he was not arrogant about it,

because he did full justice to the  good qualities of those other people;  he congratulated himself upon  the

democratic instincts which enabled him  to do this; and neither he  nor his wife supposed that they were selfish

persons.  On the  contrary, they were very sympathetic; there was no good  cause that  they did not wish well;

they had a generous scorn of all kinds  of  narrowheartedness; if it had ever come into their way to sacrifice

themselves for others, they thought they would have done so, but they  never asked why it had not come in

their way.  They were very gentle  and  kind, even when most elusive; and they taught their children to  loathe

all manner of social cruelty.  March was of so watchful a  conscience in  some respects that he denied himself

the pensive  pleasure of lapsing into  the melancholy of unfulfilled aspirations;  but he did not see that, if he  had

abandoned them, it had been for  what he held dearer; generally he  felt as if he had turned from them  with a

high, altruistic aim.  The  practical expression of his life was  that it was enough to provide well  for his family;

to have cultivated  tastes, and to gratify them to the  extent of his means; to be rather  distinguished, even in the

simplification of his desires.  He  believed, and his wife believed, that  if the time ever came when he  really

wished to make a sacrifice to the  fulfilment of the aspirations  so long postponed, she would be ready to  join

with heart and hand. 

When he went to her room from his library, where she left him the  whole  evening with the children, he found

her before the glass  thoughtfully  removing the first dismantling pin from her back hair. 

"I can't help feeling," she grieved into the mirror, "that it's I  who  keep you from accepting that offer.  I know it

is!  I could go  West with  you, or into a new countryanywhere; but New York terrifies  me.  I don't  like New

York, I never did; it disheartens and distracts  me; I can't find  myself in it; I shouldn't know how to shop.  I

know  I'm foolish and  narrow and provincial," she went on, "but I could  never have any inner  quiet in New

York; I couldn't live in the spirit  there.  I suppose people  do.  It can't, be that all these millions' 

"Oh, not so bad as that!" March interposed, laughing.  "There  aren't  quite two." 

"I thought there were four or five.  Well, no matter.  You see what  I am,  Basil.  I'm terribly limited.  I couldn't

make my sympathies go  round two  million people; I should be wretched.  I suppose I'm  standing in the way  of

your highest interest, but I can't help it.  We  took each other for  better or worse, and you must try to bear with

me" She broke off and  began to cry. 

"Stop it!" shouted March.  "I tell you I never cared anything for  Fulkerson's scheme or entertained it seriously,

and I shouldn't if  he'd  proposed to carry it out in Boston."  This was not quite true,  but in the  retrospect it

seemed sufficiently so for the purposes of  argument.  "Don't say another word about it.  The thing's over now,

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understand that it isn't  your limitations that  are in the way.  It's mine.  I shouldn't have  the courage to take such

a  place; I don't think I'm fit for it, and  that's the long and short of  it." 

"Oh, you don't know how it hurts me to have you say that, Basil." 

The next morning, as they sat together at breakfast, without the  children, whom they let lie late on Sunday,

Mrs. March said to her  husband, silent over his fishballs and baked beans: "We will go to  New  York.  I've

decided it." 

"Well, it takes two to decide that," March retorted.  "We are not  going  to New York." 

"Yes, we are.  I've thought it out.  Now, listen." 

"Oh, I'm willing to listen," he consented, airily. 

"You've always wanted to get out of the insurance business, and now  with  that fear of being turned out which

you have you mustn't neglect  this  offer.  I suppose it has its risks, but it's a risk keeping on as  we are;  and

perhaps you will make a great success of it.  I do want  you to try,  Basil.  If I could once feel that you had fairly

seen what  you could do  in literature, I should die happy." 

"Not immediately after, I hope," he suggested, taking the second  cup of  coffee she had been pouring out for

him.  "And Boston?" 

"We needn't make a complete break.  We can keep this place for the  present, anyway; we could let it for the

winter, and come back in the  summer next year.  It would be change enough from New York." 

"Fulkerson and I hadn't got as far as to talk of a vacation." 

"No matter.  The children and I could come.  And if you didn't like  New  York, or the enterprise failed, you

could get into something in  Boston  again; and we have enough to live on till you did.  Yes, Basil,  I'm  going." 

"I can see by the way your chin trembles that nothing could stop  you.  You may go to New York if you wish,

Isabel, but I shall stay  here." 

"Be serious, Basil.  I'm in earnest." 

"Serious?  If I were any more serious I should shed tears.  Come,  my  dear, I know what you mean, and if I had

my heart set on this  thing  Fulkerson always calls it 'this thing' I would cheerfully  accept any  sacrifice you

could make to it.  But I'd rather not offer  you up on a  shrine I don't feel any particular faith in.  I'm very

comfortable where  I am; that is, I know just where the pinch comes,  and if it comes harder,  why, I've got used

to bearing that kind of  pinch.  I'm too old to change  pinches." 

"Now, that does decide me." 

"It decides me, too." 

"I will take all the responsibility, Basil," she pleaded. 

"Oh yes; but you'll hand it back to me as soon as you've carried  your  point with it.  There's nothing mean

about you, Isabel, where  responsibility is concerned.  No; if I do this thingFulkerson again?  I can't get away

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wanted me to do it.  I understand your position, Isabel, and that you're really acting from  a  generous impulse,

but there's nothing so precarious at our time of  life  as a generous impulse.  When we were younger we could

stand it;  we could  give way to it and take the consequences.  But now we can't  bear it.  We  must act from cold

reason even in the ardor of  selfsacrifice." 

"Oh, as if you did that!" his wife retorted. 

"Is that any cause why you shouldn't?"  She could not say that it  was,  and he went on triumphantly: 

"No, I won't take you away from the only safe place on the planet  and  plunge you into the most perilous, and

then have you say in your  revulsion of feeling that you were all against it from the first, and  you  gave way

because you saw I had my heart set on it."  He supposed  he was  treating the matter humorously, but in this

sort of banter  between  husband and wife there is always much more than the joking.  March had  seen some

pretty feminine inconsistencies and trepidations  which once  charmed him in his wife hardening into traits of

middleage  which were  very like those of less interesting older women.  The sight  moved him  with a kind of

pathos, but he felt the result hindering and  vexatious. 

She now retorted that if he did not choose to take her at her word  be  need not, but that whatever he did she

should have nothing to  reproach  herself with; and, at least, he could not say that she had  trapped him  into

anything. 

"What do you mean by trapping?"  he demanded. 

"I don't know what you call it," she answered; "but when you get me  to  commit myself to a thing by leaving

out the most essential point, I  call  it trapping." 

"I wonder you stop at trapping, if you think I got you to favor  Fulkerson's scheme and then sprung New York

on you.  I don't suppose  you  do, though.  But I guess we won't talk about it any more." 

He went out for a long walk, and she went to her room.  They  lunched  silently together in the presence of their

children, who knew  that they  had been quarrelling, but were easily indifferent to the  fact, as  children get to be

in such cases; nature defends their youth,  and the  unhappiness which they behold does not infect them.  In the

evening,  after the boy and girl had gone to bed, the father and mother  resumed  their talk.  He would have liked

to take it up at the point  from which it  wandered into hostilities, for he felt it lamentable  that a matter which

so seriously concerned them should be confused in  the fumes of senseless  anger; and he was willing to make

a tacit  acknowledgment of his own error  by recurring to the question, but she  would not be content with this,

and he had to concede explicitly to  her weakness that she really meant it  when she had asked him to accept

Fulkerson's offer.  He said he knew  that; and he began soberly to talk  over their prospects in the event of  their

going to New York. 

"Oh, I see you are going!" she twitted. 

"I'm going to stay," he answered, "and let them turn me out of my  agency  here," and in this bitterness their

talk ended. 

V.

His wife made no attempt to renew their talk before March went to  his  business in the morning, and they

parted in dry offence.  Their  experience was that these things always came right of themselves at  last,  and they

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heart he gave  her more  credit for the effort than he had allowed her openly.  She  knew that she  had made it

with the reservation he accused her of, and  that he had a  right to feel sore at what she could not help.  But he

left her to brood  over his ingratitude, and she suffered him to go  heavy and unfriended to  meet the chances of

the day.  He said to  himself that if she had assented  cordially to the conditions of  Fulkerson's offer, he would

have had the  courage to take all the other  risks himself, and would have had the  satisfaction of resigning his

place.  As it was, he must wait till he was  removed; and he figured  with bitter pleasure the pain she would feel

when  he came home some  day and told her he had been supplanted, after it was  too late to  close with

Fulkerson. 

He found a letter on his desk from the secretary, "Dictated," in  typewriting, which briefly informed him that

Mr. Hubbell, the  Inspector  of Agencies, would be in Boston on Wednesday, and would call  at his  office

during the forenoon.  The letter was not different in  tone from  many that he had formerly received; but the

visit announced  was out of  the usual order, and March believed he read his fate in it.  During the  eighteen

years of his connection with itfirst as a  subordinate in the  Boston office, and finally as its general agent

therehe had seen a good  many changes in the Reciprocity; presidents,  vicepresidents, actuaries,  and

general agents had come and gone, but  there had always seemed to be a  recognition of his efficiency, or at

least sufficiency, and there had  never been any manner of trouble, no  question of accounts, no apparent

dissatisfaction with his management,  until latterly, when there had begun  to come from headquarters some

suggestions of enterprise in certain ways,  which gave him his first  suspicions of his clerk Watkins's

willingness to  succeed him; they  embodied some of Watkins's ideas.  The things proposed  seemed to March

undignified, and even vulgar; he had never thought  himself wanting in  energy, though probably he had left

the business to  take its own  course in the old lines more than he realized.  Things had  always gone  so

smoothly that he had sometimes fancied a peculiar regard  for him in  the management, which he had the

weakness to attribute to an  appreciation of what he occasionally did in literature, though in  saner  moments he

felt how impossible this was.  Beyond a reference  from Mr.  Hubbell to some piece of March's which had

happened to meet  his eye, no  one in the management ever gave a sign of consciousness  that their  service was

adorned by an obscure literary man; and Mr.  Hubbell himself  had the effect of regarding the excursions of

March's  pen as a sort of  joke, and of winking at them; as he might have winked  if once in a way he  had found

him a little the gayer for dining. 

March wore through the day gloomily, but he had it on his  conscience not  to show any resentment toward

Watkins, whom he  suspected of wishing to  supplant him, and even of working to do so.  Through this

selfdenial he  reached a better mind concerning his  wife.  He determined not to make her  suffer needlessly, if

the worst  came to the worst; she would suffer  enough, at the best, and till the  worst came he would spare her,

and not  say anything about the letter  he had got. 

But when they met, her first glance divined that something had  happened,  and her first question frustrated his

generous intention.  He had to tell  her about the letter.  She would not allow that it had  any significance,  but

she wished him to make an end of his anxieties  and forestall whatever  it might portend by resigning his place

at  once.  She said she was quite  ready to go to New York; she had been  thinking it all over, and now she  really

wanted to go.  He answered,  soberly, that he had thought it over,  too; and he did not wish to  leave Boston,

where he had lived so long, or  try a new way of life if  he could help it.  He insisted that he was quite  selfish in

this; in  their concessions their quarrel vanished; they agreed  that whatever  happened would be for the best;

and the next day be went to  his office  fortified for any event. 

His destiny, if tragical, presented itself with an aspect which he  might  have found comic if it had been

another's destiny.  Mr. Hubbell  brought  March's removal, softened in the guise of a promotion.  The

management at  New York, it appeared, had acted upon a suggestion of  Mr. Hubbell's, and  now authorized

him to offer March the editorship of  the monthly paper  published in the interest of the company; his office

would include the  authorship of circulars and leaflets in behalf of  lifeinsurance, and  would give play to the

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as much as at  present, but the work would not take his  whole time, and in a place like  New York he could get

a great deal of  outside writing, which they would  not object to his doing. 

Mr. Hubbell seemed so sure of his acceptance of a place in every  way  congenial to a man of literary tastes

that March was afterward  sorry he  dismissed the proposition with obvious irony, and had  needlessly hurt

Hubbell's feelings; but Mrs. March had no such  regrets.  She was only  afraid that he had not made his

rejection  contemptuous enough.  "And now," she said, "telegraph Mr. Fulkerson,  and we will go at once." 

"I suppose I could still get Watkins's former place," March  suggested. 

"Never!" she retorted.  "Telegraph instantly!" 

They were only afraid now that Fulkerson might have changed his  mind, and  they had a wretched day in

which they heard nothing from  him.  It ended  with his answering March's telegram in person.  They  were so

glad of his  coming, and so touched by his satisfaction with  his bargain, that they  laid all the facts of the case

before him.  He  entered fully into March's  sense of the joke latent in Mr. Hubbell's  proposition, and he tried to

make Mrs. March believe that he shared  her resentment of the indignity  offered her husband. 

March made a show of willingness to release him in view of the  changed  situation, saying that he held him to

nothing.  Fulkerson  laughed, and  asked him how soon he thought he could come on to New  York.  He refused

to reopen the question of March's fitness with him;  he said they, had  gone into that thoroughly, but he

recurred to it  with Mrs. March, and  confirmed her belief in his good sense on all  points.  She had been from

the first moment defiantly confident of her  husband's ability, but till  she had talked the matter over with

Fulkerson she was secretly not sure  of it; or, at least, she was not  sure that March was not right in  distrusting

himself.  When she  clearly understood, now, what Fulkerson  intended, she had no longer a  doubt.  He

explained how the enterprise  differed from others, and how  he needed for its direction a man who  combined

general business  experience and business ideas with a love for  the thing and a natural  aptness for it.  He did

not want a young man, and  yet he wanted  youthits freshness, its zestsuch as March would feel in  a thing

he  could put his whole heart into.  He would not run in ruts,  like an old  fellow who had got hackneyed; he

would not have any hobbies;  he would  not have any friends or any enemies.  Besides, he would have to  meet

people, and March was a man that people took to; she knew that  herself; he had a kind of charm.  The editorial

management was going  to  be kept in the background, as far as the public was concerned; the  public  was to

suppose that the thing ran itself.  Fulkerson did not  care for a  great literary reputation in his editorhe

implied that  March had a very  pretty little one.  At the same time the relations  between the  contributors and

the management were to be much more,  intimate than  usual.  Fulkerson felt his personal disqualification for

working the  thing socially, and he counted upon Mr. March for that;  that was to say,  he counted upon Mrs.

March. 

She protested he must not count upon her; but it by no means  disabled  Fulkerson's judgment in her view that

March really seemed  more than  anything else a fancy of his.  He had been a fancy of hers;  and the sort  of

affectionate respect with which Fulkerson spoke of him  laid forever  some doubt she had of the fineness of

Fulkerson's manners  and reconciled  her to the graphic slanginess of his speech. 

The affair was now irretrievable, but she gave her approval to it  as  superbly as if it were submitted in its

inception.  Only, Mr.  Fulkerson  must not suppose she should ever like New York.  She would  not deceive  him

on that point.  She never should like it.  She did not  conceal,  either, that she did not like taking the children out

of the  Friday  afternoon class; and she did not believe that Tom would ever be  reconciled to going to

Columbia.  She took courage from Fulkerson's  suggestion that it was possible for Tom to come to Harvard

even from  New  York; and she heaped him with questions concerning the  domiciliation of  the family in that

city.  He tried to know something  about the matter,  and he succeeded in seeming interested in points

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VI.

In the uprooting and transplanting of their home that followed,  Mrs.  March often trembled before distant

problems and possible  contingencies,  but she was never troubled by present difficulties.  She kept up with

tireless energy; and in the moments of dejection and  misgiving which  harassed her husband she remained

dauntless, and put  heart into him when  he had lost it altogether. 

She arranged to leave the children in the house with the servants,  while  she went on with March to look up a

dwelling of some sort in New  York.  It made him sick to think of it; and, when it came to the point,  he would

rather have given up the whole enterprise.  She had to nerve  him to it,  to represent more than once that now

they had no choice but  to make this  experiment.  Every detail of parting was anguish to him.  He got

consolation out of the notion of letting the house furnished  for the  winter; that implied their return to it, but it

cost him pangs  of the  keenest misery to advertise it; and, when a tenant was actually  found, it  was all he

could do to give him the lease.  He tried his  wife's love and  patience as a man must to whom the future is easy

in  the mass but  terrible as it translates itself piecemeal into the  present.  He  experienced remorse in the

presence of inanimate things  he was going to  leave as if they had sensibly reproached him, and an

anticipative  homesickness that seemed to stop his heart.  Again and  again his wife had  to make him reflect

that his depression was not  prophetic.  She convinced  him of what he already knew, and persuaded  him

against his knowledge that  he could be keeping an eye out for  something to take hold of in Boston if  they

could not stand New York.  She ended by telling him that it was too  bad to make her comfort him  in a trial

that was really so much more a  trial to her.  She had to  support him in a last access of despair on  their way to

the Albany  depot the morning they started to New York; but  when the final details  had been dealt with, the

tickets bought, the  trunks checked, and the  handbags hung up in their car, and the future had  massed itself

again  at a safe distance and was seven hours and two  hundred miles away, his  spirits began to rise and hers to

sink.  He would  have been willing to  celebrate the taste, the domestic refinement, of the  ladies'  waitingroom

in the depot, where they had spent a quarter of an  hour  before the train started.  He said he did not believe

there was  another station in the world where mahogany rockingchairs were  provided;  that the dullred

warmth of the walls was as cozy as an  evening lamp, and  that he always hoped to see a fire kindled on that

vast hearth and under  that aesthetic mantel, but he supposed now he  never should.  He said it  was all very

different from that tunnel, the  old Albany depot, where they  had waited the morning they went to New  York

when they were starting on  their wedding journey. 

"The morning, Basil!" cried his wife.  "We went at night; and we  were  going to take the boat, but it stormed

so!"  She gave him a  glance of  such reproach that he could not answer anything, and now she  asked him

whether he supposed their cook and second girl would be  contented with  one of those dark holes where they

put girls to sleep  in New York flats,  and what she should do if Margaret, especially,  left her.  He ventured to

suggest that Margaret would probably like  the city; but, if she left,  there were plenty of other girls to be had

in New York.  She replied that  there were none she could trust, and  that she knew Margaret would not  stay.

He asked her why she took her,  thenwhy she did not give her up  at once; and she answered that it  would be

inhuman to give her up just in  the edge of the winter.  She  had promised to keep her; and Margaret was

pleased with the notion of  going to New York, where she had a cousin. 

"Then perhaps she'll be pleased with the notion of staying," he  said. 

"Oh, much you know about it!" she retorted; and, in view of the  hypothetical difficulty and his want of

sympathy, she fell into a  gloom,  from which she roused herself at last by declaring that, if  there was  nothing

else in the flat they took, there should be a light  kitchen and a  bright, sunny bedroom for Margaret.  He

expressed the  belief that they  could easily find such a flat as that, and she  denounced his fatal  optimism,

which buoyed him up in the absence of an  undertaking and let  him drop into the depths of despair in its

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He owned this defect of temperament, but he said that it  compensated the  opposite in her character.  "I

suppose that's one of  the chief uses of  marriage; people supplement one another, and form a  pretty fair sort of

human being together.  The only drawback to the  theory is that unmarried  people seem each as complete and

whole as a  married pair." 

She refused to be amused; she turned her face to the window and put  her  handkerchief up under her veil. 

It was not till the diningcar was attached to their train that  they were  both able to escape for an hour into the

carefree mood of  their earlier  travels, when they were so easily taken out of  themselves.  The time had  been

when they could have found enough in  the conjectural fortunes and  characters of their fellowpassengers to

occupy them.  This phase of  their youth had lasted long, and the world  was still full of novelty and  interest for

them; but it required all  the charm of the diningcar now to  lay the anxieties that beset them.  It was so potent

for the moment,  however, that they could take an  objective view at their sitting cozily  down there together, as

if they  had only themselves in the world.  They  wondered what the children  were doing, the children who

possessed them so  intensely when present,  and now, by a fantastic operation of absence,  seemed almost

nonexistents.  They tried to be homesick for them, but  failed; they  recognized with comfortable

selfabhorrence that this was  terrible,  but owned a fascination in being alone; at the same time, they  could

not imagine how people felt who never had any children.  They  contrasted the luxury of dining that way, with

every advantage except  a  band of music, and the old way of rushing out to snatch a fearful  joy at  the

lunchcounters of the Worcesier and Springfield and New  Haven  stations.  They had not gone often to New

York since their  wedding  journey, but they had gone often enough to have noted the  change from the

lunchcounter to the lunchbasket brought in the  train, from which you  could subsist with more ease and

dignity, but  seemed destined to a  superabundance of pickles, whatever you ordered. 

They thought well of themselves now that they could be both  critical and  tolerant of flavors not very sharply

distinguished from  one another in  their dinner, and they lingered over their coffee and  watched the autumn

landscape through the windows. 

"Not quite so loud a pattern of calico this year," he said, with  patronizing forbearance toward the painted

woodlands whirling by.  "Do  you see how the foreground next the train rushes from us and the  background

keeps ahead of us, while the middle distance seems  stationary?  I don't think I ever noticed that effect before.

There  ought to be  something literary in it: retreating past and advancing  future and  deceitfully permanent

presentsomething like that?" 

His wife brushed some crumbs from her lap before rising.  "Yes.  You  mustn't waste any of these ideas now." 

"Oh no; it would be money out of Fulkerson's pocket." 

VII.

They went to a quiet hotel far downtown, and took a small  apartment  which they thought they could easily

afford for the day or  two they need  spend in looking up a furnished flat.  They were used to  staying at this

hotel when they came on for a little outing in New  York, after some rigid  winter in Boston, at the time of the

spring  exhibitions.  They were  remembered there from year to year; the  colored callboys, who never  seemed

to get any older, smiled upon  them, and the clerk called March by  name even before he registered.  He asked

if Mrs. March were with him,  and said then he supposed they  would want their usual quarters; and in a

moment they were  domesticated in a far interior that seemed to have been  waiting for  them in a clean, quiet,

patient disoccupation ever since they  left it  two years before.  The little parlor, with its gilt paper and  ebonized

furniture, was the lightest of the rooms, but it was not very  light at  noonday without the gas, which the

bellboy now flared up for  them.  The uproar of the city came to it in a soothing murmur, and they  took


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possession of its peace and comfort with open celebration.  After  all,  they agreed, there was no place in the

world so delightful as a  hotel  apartment like that; the boasted charms of home were nothing to it;  and then the

magic of its being always there, ready for any one, every  one, just as if it were for some one alone: it was like

the experience  of  an Arabian Nights hero come true for all the race. 

"Oh, why can't we always stay here, just we two!" Mrs. March sighed  to  her husband, as he came out of his

room rubbing his face red with  the  towel, while she studied a new arrangement of her bonnet and  handbag on

the mantel. 

"And ignore the past?  I'm willing.  I've no doubt that the  children  could get on perfectly well without us, and

could find some  lot in the  scheme of Providence that would really be just as well for  them." 

"Yes; or could contrive somehow never to have existed.  I should  insist  upon that.  If they are, don't you see

that we couldn't wish  them not to  be?" 

"Oh yes; I see your point; it's simply incontrovertible." 

She laughed and said: "Well, at any rate, if we can't find a flat  to suit  us we can all crowd into these three

rooms somehow, for the  winter, and  then browse about for meals.  By the week we could get  them much

cheaper;  and we could save on the eating, as they do in  Europe.  Or on something  else." 

"Something else, probably," said March.  "But we won't take this  apartment till the ideal furnished flat winks

out altogether.  We  shall  not have any trouble.  We can easily find some one who is going  South for  the winter

and will be glad to give up their flat 'to the  right party' at  a nominal rent.  That's my notion.  That's what the

Evanses did one  winter when they came on here in February.  All but  the nominality of the  rent." 

"Yes, and we could pay a very good rent and still save something on  letting our house.  You can settle

yourselves in a hundred different  ways  in New York, that is one merit of the place.  But if everything  else

fails, we can come back to this.  I want you to take the refusal  of it,  Basil.  And we'll commence looking this

very evening as soon as  we've had  dinner.  I cut a lot of things out of the Herald as we came  on.  See here!" 

She took a long strip of paper out of her handbag with minute  advertisements pinned transversely upon it,

and forming the effect of  some glittering nondescript vertebrate. 

"Looks something like the seaserpent," said March, drying his  hands on  the towel, while he glanced up and

down the list.  "But we  sha'n't have  any trouble.  I've no doubt there are half a dozen things  there that will  do.

You haven't gone uptown?  Because we must be  near the 'Every Other  Week' office." 

"No; but I wish Mr. Fulkerson hadn't called it that!  It always  makes one  think of 'jam yesterday and jam

tomorrow, but never jam  today,' in  'Through the LookingGlass.'  They're all in this region." 

They were still at their table, beside a low window, where some  sort of  neverblooming shrub symmetrically

balanced itself in a large  pot, with a  leaf to the right and a leaf to the left and a spear up  the middle, when

Fulkerson came stepping squarefootedly over the  thick diningroom  carpet.  He wagged in the air a gay

hand of  salutation at sight of them,  and of repression when they offered to  rise to meet him; then, with an

apparent simultaneity of action he  gave a hand to each, pulled up a chair  from the next table, put his  hat and

stick on the floor beside it, and  seated himself. 

"Well, you've burned your ships behind you, sure enough," he said,  beaming his satisfaction upon them from

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"The ships are burned," said March, " though I'm not sure we alone  did  it.  But here we are, looking for

shelter, and a little anxious  about the  disposition of the natives." 

"Oh, they're an awful peaceable lot," said Fulkerson.  "I've been  round  among the caciques a little, and I think

I've got two or three  places  that will just suit you, Mrs. March.  How did you leave the  children?" 

"Oh, how kind of you!  Very well, and very proud to be left in  charge of  the smoking wrecks." 

Fulkerson naturally paid no attention to what she said, being but  secondarily interested in the children at the

best.  "Here are some  things right in this neighborhood, within gunshot of the office, and  if  you want you can

go and look at them tonight; the agents gave me  houses  where the people would be in." 

"We will go and look at them instantly," said Mrs. March.  "Or, as  soon  as you've had coffee with us." 

"Never do," Fulkerson replied.  He gathered up his hat and stick.  "Just  rushed in to say Hello, and got to run

right away again.  I  tell you,  March, things are humming.  I'm after those fellows with a  sharp stick  all the

while to keep them from loafing on my house, and  at the same time  I'm just bubbling over with ideas about

'The Lone  Handwish we could  call it that!that I want to talk up with you." 

"Well, come to breakfast," said Mrs. March, cordially. 

"No; the ideas will keep till you've secured your lodge in this  vast  wilderness.  Goodbye." 

"You're as nice as you can be, Mr. Fulkerson," she said, "to keep  us in  mind when you have so much to

occupy you." 

"I wouldn't have anything to occupy me if I hadn't kept you in  mind, Mrs.  March," said Fulkerson, going off

upon as good a speech as  he could  apparently hope to make. 

"Why, Basil," said Mrs. March, when he was gone, "he's charming!.  But now we mustn't lose an instant.  Let's

see where the places are."  She ran over the halfdozen agents' permits.  "Capitalfirstratethe  very

thingevery one.  Well, I consider ourselves settled!  We can go  back to the children tomorrow if we like,

though I rather think I  should  like to stay over another day and get a little rested for the  final  pulling up that's

got to come.  But this simplifies everything  enormously, and Mr. Fulkerson is as thoughtful and as sweet as he

can  be.  I know you will get on well with him.  He has such a good heart.  And his  attitude toward you, Basil, is

beautiful alwaysso  respectful; or not  that so much as appreciative.  Yes,  appreciativethat's the word; I

must  always keep that in mind." 

"It's quite important to do so," said March. 

"Yes," she assented, seriously, "and we must not forget just what  kind of  flat we are going to look for.  The

'sine qua nons' are an  elevator and  steam heat, not above the third floor, to begin with.  Then we must each

have a room, and you must have your study and I  must have my parlor; and  the two girls must each have a

room.  With  the kitchen and dining room,  how many does that make?" 

"Ten." 

"I thought eight.  Well, no matter.  You can work in the parlor,  and run  into your bedroom when anybody

comes; and I can sit in mine,  and the  girls must put up with one, if it's large and sunny, though  I've always

given them two at home.  And the kitchen must be sunny, so  they can sit  in it.  And the rooms must all have

outside light.  Aud  the rent must not  be over eight hundred for the winter.  We only get a  thousand for our


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whole house, and we must save something out of that,  so as to cover the  expenses of moving.  Now, do you

think you can  remember all that?" 

"Not the half of it," said March.  "But you can; or if you forget a  third  of it, I can come in with my partial half

and more than make it  up." 

She had brought her bonnet and sacque downstairs with her, and was  transferring them from the hatrack to

her person while she talked.  The  friendly doorboy let them into the street, and the clear October  evening  air

brightened her so that as she tucked her hand under her  husband's arm  and began to pull him along she said,

"If we find  something right away  and we're just as likely to get the right flat  soon as late; it's all a

lotterywell go to the theatre somewhere." 

She had a moment's panic about having left the agents' permits on  the  table, and after remembering that she

had put them into her little  shoppingbag, where she kept her money (each note crushed into a round  wad),

and had heft it on the hatrack, where it would certainly be  stolen, she found it on her wrist.  She did not think

that very funny;  but after a first impulse to inculpate her husband, she let him laugh,  while they stopped under

a lamp and she held the permits half a yard  away  to read the numbers on them. 

"Where are your glasses, Isabel?" 

"On the mantel in our room, of course." 

"Then you ought to have brought a pair of tongs." 

"I wouldn't get off secondhand jokes, Basil," she said; and "Why,  here!"  she cried, whirling round to the

door before which they had  halted, "this  is the very number.  Well, I do believe it's a sign!" 

One of those colored men who soften the trade of janitor in many of  the  smaller apartmenthouses in New

York by the sweetness of their  race let  the Marches in, or, rather, welcomed them to the possession  of the

premises by the bow with which he acknowledged their permit.  It was a  large, old mansion cut up into five or

six dwellings, but it  had kept  some traits of its former dignity, which pleased people of  their  sympathetic

tastes.  The darkmahogany trim, of sufficiently  ugly design,  gave a rich gloom to the hallway, which was

wide and  paved with marble;  the carpeted stairs curved aloft through a generous  space. 

"There is no elevator?"  Mrs. March asked of the janitor. 

He answered, "No, ma'am; only two flights up," so winningly that  she  said, 

"Oh!" in courteous apology, and whispered to her husband, as she  followed  lightly up, "We'll take it, Basil, if

it's like the rest." 

"If it's like him, you mean." 

"I don't wonder they wanted to own them," she hurriedly  philosophized.  "If I had such a creature, nothing but

death should  part us, and I should  no more think of giving him his freedom!" 

"No; we couldn't afford it," returned her husband. 

The apartment which the janitor unlocked for them, and lit up from  those  chandeliers and brackets of gilt

brass in the form of vine  bunches,  leaves, and tendrils in which the early gasfitter realized  most of his

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and they  grouped themselves in a  reminiscence of the time when they were part  of a dwelling that had its

charm, its pathos, its impressiveness.  Where they were cut up into  smaller spaces, it had been done with the

frankness with which a proud  old family of fallen fortunes practises  its economies.  The rough pine ~  floors

showed a black border of  tackheads where carpets had been lifted  and put down for generations;  the white

paint was yellow with age; the  apartment had light at the  front and at the back, and two or three rooms  had

glimpses of the day  through small windows let into their corners;  another one seemed  lifting an appealing eye

to heaven through a glass  circle in its  ceiling; the rest must darkle in perpetual twilight.  Yet  something

pleased in it all, and Mrs. March had gone far to adapt the  different  rooms to the members of her family,

when she suddenly thought  (and for  her to think was to say), "Why, but there's no steam heat!" 

"No, ma'am," the janitor admitted; "but dere's grates in most o' de  rooms, and dere's furnace heat in de halls." 

"That's true," she admitted, and, having placed her family in the  apartments, it was hard to get them out again.

"Could we manage?"  she  referred to her husband. 

"Why, I shouldn't care for the steam heat ifWhat is the rent?"  he  broke off to ask the janitor. 

"Nine hundred, sir." 

March concluded to his wife, "If it were furnished." 

"Why, of course!  What could I have been thinking of?  We're  looking for  a furnished flat," she explained to

the janitor, "and this  was so  pleasant and homelike that I never thought whether it was  furnished or  not." 

She smiled upon the janitor, and he entered into the joke and  chuckled so  amiably at her flattering oversight

on the way downstairs  that she said,  as she pinched her husband's arm, "Now, if you don't  give him a quarter

I'll never speak to you again, Basil!" 

"I would have given half a dollar willingly to get you beyond his  glamour," said March, when they were

safely on the pavement outside."  If it hadn't been for my strength of character, you'd have taken an

unfurnished flat without heat and with no elevator, at nine hundred a  year, when you had just sworn me to

steam heat, an elevator,  furniture,  and eight hundred." 

"Yes! How could I have lost my head so completely?"  she said, with  a  lenient amusement in her aberration

which she was not always able to  feel  in her husband's. 

"The next time a colored janitor opens the door to us, I'll tell  him the  apartment doesn't suit at the threshold.

It's the only way to  manage  you, Isabel." 

"It's true.  I am in love with the whole race.  I never saw one of  them  that didn't have perfectly angelic

manners.  I think we shall all  be  black in heaventhat is, blacksouled." 

"That isn't the usual theory," said March. 

"Well, perhaps not," she assented.  "Where are we going now?  Oh  yes, to  the Xenophon!" 

She pulled him gayly along again, and after they had walked a block  down  and half a block over they stood

before the apartmenthouse of  that name,  which was cut on the gaslamps on either side of the  heavily

spiked,  aesthetichinged black door.  The titter of an  electricbell brought a  large, fat Buttons, with a stage

effect of  being dressed to look small,  who said he would call the janitor, and  they waited in the dimly

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the  janitor came in his goldbanded  cap, like a Continental porker.  When  they said they would like to see

Mrs. Grosvenor Green's apartment, he  owned his inability to cope with the  affair, and said he must send for

the superintendent; he was either in  the Herodotus or the Thucydides,  and would be there in a minute.  The

Buttons brought hima Yankee of  browbeating presence in plain clothes  almost before they had time to

exchange a frightened whisper in  recognition of the fact that there  could be no doubt of the steam heat  and

elevator in this case.  Half  stifled in the one, they mounted in the  other eight stories, while  they tried to keep

their selfrespect under  the gaze of the  superintendent, which they felt was classing and  assessing them with

unfriendly accuracy.  They could not, and they  faltered abashed at the  threshold of Mrs. Grosvenor Green's

apartment,  while the  superintendent lit the gas in the gangway that he called a  private  hall, and in the

drawingroom and the succession of chambers  stretching rearward to the kitchen.  Everything had, been done

by the  architect to save space, and everything, to waste it by Mrs. Grosvenor  Green.  She had conformed to a

law for the necessity of turning round  in  each room, and had foldingbeds in the chambers, but there her

subordination had ended, and wherever you might have turned round she  had  put a gimcrack so that you

would knock it over if you did turn.  The  place was rather pretty and even imposing at first glance, and it  took

several joint ballots for March and his wife to make sure that  with the  kitchen there were only six rooms.  At

every door hung a  portiere from  large rings on a brass rod; every shelf and  dressingcase and mantel was

littered with gimcracks, and the corners  of the tiny rooms were curtained  off, and behind these portieres

swarmed more gimcracks.  The front of the  upright piano had what March  called a shortskirted portiere on it,

and  the top was covered with  vases, with dragon candlesticks and with Jap  fans, which also expanded

themselves bat wise on the walls between the  etchings and the water  colors.  The floors were covered with

filling, and  then rugs and then  skins; the easy chairs all had tidies, Armenian and  Turkish and  Persian; the

lounges and sofas had embroidered cushions  hidden under  tidies. 

The radiator was concealed by a Jap screen, and over the top of  this some  Arab scarfs were flung.  There was

a superabundance of  clocks.  China  pugs guarded the hearth; a brass sunflower smiled from  the top of either

andiron, and a brass peacock spread its tail before  them inside a high  filigree fender; on one side was a

coalhod in  'repousse' brass, and on  the other a wrought iron woodbasket.  Some  red Japanese birdkites were

stuck about in the necks of spelter  vases, a crimson Jap umbrella hung  opened beneath the chandelier, and

each globe had a shade of yellow silk. 

March, when he had recovered his selfcommand a little in the  presence of  the agglomeration, comforted

himself by calling the  bricabrac  Jamescracks, as if this was their full name. 

The disrespect he was able to show the whole apartment by means of  this  joke strengthened him to say boldly

to the superintendent that it  was  altogether too small; then he asked carelessly what the rent was. 

"Two hundred and fifty." 

The Marches gave a start, and looked at each other. 

"Don't you think we could make it do?"  she asked him, and he could  see  that she had mentally saved five

hundred dollars as the difference  between the rent of their house and that of this flat.  "It has some  very  pretty

features, and we could manage to squeeze in, couldn't we?" 

"You won't find another furnished flat like it for no twofifty a  month  in the whole city," the superintendent

put in. 

They exchanged glances again, and March said, carelessly, "It's too  small." 

"There's a vacant flat in the Herodotus for eighteen hundred a  year, and  one in the Thucydides for fifteen,"

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bath." 

"Thank you," said March; "we're looking for a furnished flat." 

They felt that the superintendent parted from them with repressed  sarcasm. 

"Oh, Basil, do you think we really made him think it was the  smallness  and not the dearness?" 

" No, but we saved our selfrespect in the attempt; and that's a  great  deal." 

"Of course, I wouldn't have taken it, anyway, with only six rooms,  and so  high up.  But what prices!  Now, we

must be very circumspect  about the  next place." 

It was a janitress, large, fat, with her arms wound up in her  apron, who  received them there.  Mrs. March gave

her a succinct but  perfect  statement of their needs.  She failed to grasp the nature of  them, or  feigned to do so.

She shook her head, and said that her son  would show  them the flat.  There was a radiator visible in the

narrow  hall, and  Isabel tacitly compromised on steam heat without an  elevator, as the flat  was only one flight

up.  When the son appeared  from below with a small  kerosene handlamp, it appeared that the flat  was

unfurnished, but there  was no stopping him till he had shown it in  all its impossibility.  When  they got safely

away from it and into the  street March said: "Well, have  you had enough for tonight, Isabel?  Shall we go to

the theatre now?" 

"Not on any account.  I want to see the whole list of flats that  Mr.  Fulkerson thought would be the very thing

for us."  She laughed,  but with  a certain bitterness. 

"You'll be calling him my Mr. Fulkerson next, Isabel." 

"Oh no!" 

The fourth address was a furnished flat without a kitchen, in a  house  with a general restaurant.  The fifth was a

furnished house.  At  the  sixth a pathetic widow and her pretty daughter wanted to take a  family to  board, and

would give them a private table at a rate which  the Marches  would have thought low in Boston. 

Mrs. March came away tingling with compassion for their evident  anxiety,  and this pity naturally soured into

a sense of injury.  "Well, I must say  I have completely lost confidence in Mr.  Fulkerson's judgment.  Anything

more utterly different from what I  told him we wanted I couldn't imagine.  If he doesn't manage any better

about his business than he has done about  this, it will be a perfect  failure." 

"Well, well, let's hope he'll be more circumspect about that," her  husband returned, with ironical propitiation.

"But I don't think it's  Fulkerson's fault altogether.  Perhaps it's the houseagents'.  They're a  very illusory

generation.  There seems to be something in  the human  habitation that corrupts the natures of those who deal

in  it, to buy or  sell it, to hire or let it.  You go to an agent and tell  him what kind of  a house you want.  He has

no such house, and he sends  you to look at  something altogether different, upon the  wellascertained

principle that  if you can't get what you want you  will take what you can get.  You don't  suppose the 'party' that

took  our house in Boston was looking for any  such house?  He was looking  for a totally different kind of

house in  another part of the town." 

"I don't believe that!" his wife broke in. 

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"We didn't get much more than half; and, besides, the agent told me  to  ask fourteen hundred." 

"Oh, I'm not blaming you, Isabel.  I'm only analyzing the  houseagent and  exonerating Fulkerson." 

"Well, I don't believe he told them just what we wanted; and, at  any  rate, I'm done with agents.  Tomorrow I'm

going entirely by  advertisements." 

VIII.

Mrs. March took the vertebrate with her to the Vienna CoffeeHouse,  where  they went to breakfast next

morning.  She made March buy her the  Herald  and the World, and she added to its spiny convolutions from

them.  She  read the new advertisements aloud with ardor and with faith  to believe  that the apartments

described in them were every one  truthfully  represented, and that any one of them was richly responsive  to

their  needs.  "Elegant, light, large, single and outside flats"  were offered  with "all improvementsbath,

icebox, etc."for  twentyfive to thirty  dollars a month.  The cheapness was amazing.  The Wagram, the

Esmeralda,  the Jacinth, advertised them for forty  dollars and sixty dollars, "with  steam heat and elevator,"

rent free  till November.  Others, attractive  from their air of conscientious  scruple, announced "firstclass flats;

good order; reasonable rents."  The Helena asked the reader if she had  seen the "cabinet finish,  hardwood

floors, and frescoed ceilings" of its  fiftydollar flats;  the Asteroid affirmed that such apartments, with "six

light rooms and  bath, porcelain washtubs, electric bells, and hallboy,"  as it  offered for seventyfive dollars

were unapproached by competition.  There was a sameness in the jargon which tended to confusion.  Mrs.

March  got several flats on her list which promised neither steam heat  nor  elevators; she forgot herself so far

as to include two or three as  remote  from the downtown region of her choice as Harlem.  But after  she had

rejected these the nondescript vertebrate was still voluminous  enough to  sustain her buoyant hopes. 

The waiter, who remembered them from year to year, had put them at  a  window giving a pretty good section

of Broadway, and before they set  out  on their search they had a moment of reminiscence.  They recalled  the

Broadway of five, of ten, of twenty years ago, swelling and  roaring with  a tide of gayly painted omnibuses

and of picturesque  traffic that the  horsecars have now banished from it.  The grind of  their wheels and the

clash of their harsh bells imperfectly fill the  silence that the  omnibuses have left, and the eye misses the

tumultuous perspective of  former times. 

They went out and stood for a moment before Grace Church, and  looked down  the stately thoroughfare, and

found it no longer  impressive, no longer  characteristic.  It is still Broadway in name,  but now it is like any

other street.  You do not now take your life in  your hand when you  attempt to cross it; the Broadway

policeman who  supported the elbow of  timorous beauty in the hollow of his  cottongloved palm and guided

its  little fearful boots over the  crossing, while he arrested the billowy  omnibuses on either side with  an

imperious glance, is gone, and all that  certain processional,  barbaric gayety of the place is gone. 

"Palmyra, Baalbec, Timour of the Desert," said March, voicing their  common feeling of the change. 

They turned and went into the beautiful church, and found  themselves in  time for the matin service.  Rapt far

from New York, if  not from earth,  in the dim richness of the painted light, the hallowed  music took them  with

solemn ecstasy; the aerial, aspiring Gothic forms  seemed to lift  them heavenward.  They came out, reluctant,

into the  dazzle and bustle of  the street, with a feeling that they were too  good for it, which they  confessed to

each other with whimsical  consciousness. 

"But no matter how consecrated we feel now," he said, "we mustn't  forget  that we went into the church for

precisely the same reason that  we went  to the Vienna Caf‚ for breakfastto gratify an aesthetic  sense, to

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Pagan impulse, Isabel,  and we'd better own  it." 

"I don't know," she returned.  "I think we reduce ourselves to the  bare  bones too much.  I wish we didn't

always recognize the facts as  we do.  Sometimes I should like to blink them.  I should like to think  I was

devouter than I am, and younger and prettier." 

"Better not; you couldn't keep it up.  Honesty is the best policy  even in  such things." 

"No; I don't like it, Basil.  I should rather wait till the last  day for  some of my motives to come to the top.  I

know they're always  mixed, but  do let me give them the benefit of a doubt sometimes." 

"Well, well, have it your own way, my dear.  But I prefer not to  lay up  so many disagreeable surprises for

myself at that time." 

She would not consent.  "I know I am a good deal younger than I  was.  I feel quite in the mood of that morning

when we walked down  Broadway on  our wedding journey.  Don't you?" 

"Oh yes.  But I know I'm not younger; I'm only prettier." 

She laughed for pleasure in his joke, and also for unconscious joy  in the  gay New York weather, in which

there was no 'arriere pensee' of  the east  wind.  They had crossed Broadway, and were walking over to

Washington  Square, in the region of which they now hoped to place  themselves.  The  'primo tenore' statue of

Garibaldi had already taken  possession of the  place in the name of Latin progress, and they met  Italian faces,

French  faces, Spanish faces, as they strolled over the  asphalt walks, under the  thinning shadows of the

autumnstricken  sycamores.  They met the familiar  picturesque raggedness of Southern  Europe with the old

kindly illusion  that somehow it existed for their  appreciation, and that it found  adequate compensation for

poverty in  this.  March thought he sufficiently  expressed his tacit sympathy in  sitting down on one of the iron

benches  with his wife and letting a  little Neapolitan put a superfluous shine on  his boots, while their  desultory

comment wandered with equal esteem to  the oldfashioned  American respectability which keeps the north

side of  the square in  vast mansions of red brick, and the international  shabbiness which has  invaded the

southern border, and broken it up into  lodginghouses,  shops, beergardens, and studios. 

They noticed the sign of an apartment to let on the north side, and  as  soon as the little bootblack could be

bought off they went over to  look  at it.  The janitor met them at the door and examined them.  Then  he  said, as

if still in doubt, "It has ten rooms, and the rent is  twenty  eight hundred dollars." 

"It wouldn't do, then," March replied, and left him to divide the  responsibility between the paucity of the

rooms and the enormity of  the  rent as he best might.  But their selflove had received a wound,  and  they

questioned each other what it was in their appearance made  him doubt  their ability to pay so much. 

"Of course, we don't look like NewYorkers," sighed Mrs. March,  "and  we've walked through the Square.

That might be as if we had  walked along  the Park Street mall in the Common before we came out on  Beacon.

Do you  suppose he could have seen you getting your boots  blacked in that way?" 

"It's useless to ask," said March.  "But I never can recover from  this  blow." 

"Oh, pshaw!  You know you hate such things as badly as I do.  It  was very  impertinent of him." 

"Let us go back and 'ecraser l'infame' by paying him a year's rent  in  advance and taking immediate

possession.  Nothing else can soothe  my  wounded feelings.  You were not having your boots blacked: why

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"They always know.  Don't you remember Mrs. Williams's going to a  Fifth  Avenue milliner in a Worth dress,

and the woman's asking her  instantly  what hotel she should send her hat to?" 

"Yes; these things drive one to despair.  I don't wonder the bodies  of so  many genteel strangers are found in

the waters around New York.  Shall we  try the south side, my dear?  or had we better go back to  our rooms and

rest awhile?" 

Mrs. March had out the vertebrate, and was consulting one of its  glittering ribs and glancing up from it at a

house before which they  stood.  "Yes, it's the number; but do they call this being ready  October  first?"  The

little area in front of the basement was heaped  with a  mixture of mortar, bricks, laths, and shavings from the

interior; the  brownstone steps to the front door were similarly  bestrewn; the doorway  showed the halfopen,

rough pine carpenter's  sketch of an unfinished  house; the sashless windows of every story  showed the activity

of workmen  within; the clatter of hammers and the  hiss of saws came out to them from  every opening. 

"They may call it October first," said March, "because it's too  late to  contradict them.  But they'd better not

call it December first  in my  presence; I'll let them say January first, at a pinch." 

"We will go in and look at it, anyway," said his wife; and he  admired  how, when she was once within, she

began provisionally to  settle the  family in each of the several floors with the female  instinct for  domiciliation

which never failed her.  She had the help  of the landlord,  who was present to urge forward the workmen

apparently; he lent a hopeful  fancy to the solution of all her  questions.  To get her from under his  influence

March had to represent  that the place was damp from undried  plastering, and that if she  stayed she would

probably be down with that  New York pneumonia which  visiting Bostonians are always dying of.  Once

safely on the pavement  outside, she realized that the apartment was not  only unfinished, but  unfurnished, and

had neither steam heat nor  elevator.  "But I thought  we had better look at everything," she  explained. 

"Yes, but not take everything.  If I hadn't pulled you away from  there by  main force you'd have not only died

of New York pneumonia on  the spot,  but you'd have had us all settled there before we knew what  we were

about." 

"Well, that's what I can't help, Basil.  It's the only way I can  realize  whether it will do for us.  I have to

dramatize the whole  thing." 

She got a deal of pleasure as well as excitement out of this, and  he had  to own that the process of setting up

housekeeping in so many  different  places was not only entertaining, but tended, through  association with

their first beginnings in housekeeping, to restore  the image of their  early married days and to make them

young again. 

It went on all day, and continued far into the night, until it was  too  late to go to the theatre, too late to do

anything but tumble into  bed  and simultaneously fall asleep.  They groaned over their  reiterated

disappointments, but they could not deny that the interest  was unfailing,  and that they got a great deal of fun

out of it all.  Nothing could abate  Mrs. March's faith in her advertisements.  One of  them sent her to a flat  of

ten rooms which promised to be the solution  of all their difficulties;  it proved to be over a liverystable, a

liquor store, and a milliner's  shop, none of the first fashion.  Another led them far into old Greenwich  Village

to an  apartmenthouse, which she refused to enter behind a small  girl with a  loaf of bread under one arm and

a quart can of milk under the  other. 

In their search they were obliged, as March complained, to the  acquisition of useless information in a degree

unequalled in their  experience.  They came to excel in the sad knowledge of the line at  which  respectability

distinguishes itself from shabbiness.  Flattering  advertisements took them to numbers of huge

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facades, till Mrs. March refused to stop at any door where there  were more than six bellratchets and

speakingtubes on either hand.  Before the middle of the afternoon she decided against ratchets  altogether,

and confined herself to knobs, neatly set in the  doortrim.  Her husband was still sunk in the superstition that

you can  live anywhere  you like in New York, and he would have paused at some  places where her  quicker

eye caught the fatal sign of "Modes" in the  groundfloor windows.  She found that there was an east and west

line  beyond which they could  not go if they wished to keep their  selfrespect, and that within the  region to

which they had restricted  themselves there was a choice of  streets.  At first all the New York  streets looked to

them illpaved,  dirty, and repulsive; the general  infamy imparted itself in their casual  impression to streets in

no  wise guilty.  But they began to notice that  some streets were quiet  and clean, and, though never so quiet

and clean  as Boston streets,  that they wore an air of encouraging reform, and  suggested a future of  greater and

greater domesticity.  Whole blocks of  these downtown  crossstreets seemed to have been redeemed from

decay, and  even in the  midst of squalor a dwelling here and there had been seized,  painted a  dull red as to its

brickwork, and a glossy black as to its  woodwork,  and with a bright brass bellpull and doorknob and a

large  brass  plate for its keyhole escutcheon, had been endowed with an effect  of  purity and pride which

removed its shabby neighborhood far from it.  Some of these houses were quite small, and imaginably within

their  means;  but, as March said, some body seemed always to be living there  himself,  and the fact that none

of them was to rent kept Mrs. March  true to her  ideal of a fiat.  Nothing prevented its realization so  much as

its  difference from the New York ideal of a flat, which was  inflexibly seven  rooms and a bath.  One or two

rooms might be at the  front, the rest  crooked and cornered backward through in creasing and  then decreasing

darkness till they reached a light bedroom or kitchen  at the rear.  It might be the one or the other, but it was

always the  seventh room with  the bath; or if, as sometimes happened, it was the  eighth, it was so  after having

counted the bath as one; in this case  the janitor said you  always counted the bath as one.  If the flats  were

advertised as having  "all light rooms," he explained that any  room with a window giving into  the open air of a

court or shaft was  counted a light room. 

The Marches tried to make out why it was that these flats were go  much  more repulsive than the apartments

which everyone lived in  abroad; but  they could only do so upon the supposition that in their  European days

they were too young, too happy, too full of the future,  to notice whether  rooms were inside or outside, light or

dark, big or  little, high or low.  "Now we're imprisoned in the present," he said,  "and we have to make the

worst of it." 

In their despair he had an inspiration, which she declared worthy  of him:  it was to take two small flats, of four

or five rooms and a  bath, and  live in both.  They tried this in a great many places, but  they never  could get two

flats of the kind on the same floor where  there was steam  heat and an elevator.  At one place they almost did

it.  They had  resigned themselves to the humility of the neighborhood,  to the  prevalence of modistes and

liverystablemen (they seem to  consort much in  New York), to the garbage in the gutters and the  litter of

paper in the  streets, to the faltering slats in the  surrounding windowshutters and  the crumbled brownstone

steps and  sills, when it turned out that one of  the apartments had been taken  between two visits they made.

Then the  only combination left open to  them was of a groundfloor flat to the  right and a thirdfloor flat to

the left. 

Still they kept this inspiration in reserve for use at the first  opportunity.  In the mean time there were several

flats which they  thought they could almost make do: notably one where they could get an  extra servant's

room in the basement four flights down, and another  where  they could get it in the roof five flights up.  At the

first the  janitor  was respectful and enthusiastic; at the second he had an  effect of  ironical pessimism.  When

they trembled on the verge of  taking his  apartment, he pointed out a spot in the kalsomining of the  parlor

ceiling, and gratuitously said, Now such a thing as that he  should not  agree to put in shape unless they took

the apartment for a  term of years.  The apartment was unfurnished, and they recurred to the  fact that they

wanted a furnished apartment, and made their escape.  This saved them in  several other extremities; but short

of extremity  they could not keep  their different requirements in mind, and were  always about to decide

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They went to several places twice without intending: once to that  old  fashioned house with the pleasant

colored janitor, and wandered  all over  the apartment again with a haunting sense of familiarity, and  then

recognized the janitor and laughed; and to that house with the  pathetic  widow and the pretty daughter who

wished to take them to  board.  They  stayed to excuse their blunder, and easily came by the  fact that the  mother

had taken the house that the girl might have a  home while she was  in New York studying art, and they hoped

to pay  their way by taking  boarders.  Her daughter was at her class now, the  mother concluded; and  they

encouraged her to believe that it could  only be a few days till the  rest of her scheme was realized. 

"I dare say we could be perfectly comfortable there," March  suggested  when they had got away.  "Now if we

were truly humane we  would modify our  desires to meet their needs and end this sickening  search, wouldn't

we?" 

"Yes, but we're not truly humane," his wife answered, "or at least  not in  that sense.  You know you hate

boarding; and if we went there I  should  have them on my sympathies the whole time." 

"I see.  And then you would take it out of me." 

"Then I should take it out of you.  And if you are going to be so  weak,  Basil, and let every little thing work

upon you in that way,  you'd better  not come to New York.  You'll see enough misery here." 

"Well, don't take that superior tone with me, as if I were a child  that  had its mind set on an undesirable toy,

Isabel." 

"Ah, don't you suppose it's because you are such a child in some  respects  that I like you, dear?"  she

demanded, without relenting. 

"But I don't find so much misery in New York.  I don't suppose  there's  any more suffering here to the

population than there is in the  country.  And they're so gay about it all.  I think the outward aspect  of the place

and the hilarity of the sky and air must get into the  people's blood.  The weather is simply unapproachable;

and I don't care  if it is the  ugliest place in the world, as you say.  I suppose it is.  It shrieks and  yells with

ugliness here and there but it never loses  its spirits.  That  widow is from the country.  When she's been a year

in New York she'll be  as gayas gay as an L road."  He celebrated a  satisfaction they both had  in the L roads.

"They kill the streets and  avenues, but at least they  partially hide them, and that is some  comfort; and they do

triumph over  their prostrate forms with a savage  exultation that is intoxicating.  Those bends in the L that you

get in  the corner of Washington Square, or  just below the Cooper  Institutethey're the gayest things in the

world.  Perfectly  atrocious, of course, but incomparably picturesque!  And the  whole  city is so," said March,

"or else the L would never have got built  here.  New York may be splendidly gay or squalidly gay; but, prince

or  pauper, it's gay always." 

"Yes, gay is the word," she admitted, with a sigh.  "But frantic.  I can't get used to it.  They forget death, Basil;

they forget death  in  New York." 

"Well, I don't know that I've ever found much advantage in  remembering  it." 

"Don't say such a thing, dearest." 

He could see that she had got to the end of her nervous strength  for the  present, and he proposed that they

should take the Elevated  road as far  as it would carry them into the country, and shake off  their nightmare of

flathunting for an hour or two; but her conscience  would not let her.  She convicted him of levity equal to

that of the  NewYorkers in proposing  such a thing; and they dragged through the  day.  She was too tired to

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It  was something about the  children at first, whom they had talked of  wistfully before falling  asleep, and then

it was of a hideous thing  with two square eyes and a  series of sections growing darker and then  lighter, till the

tail of the  monstrous articulate was quite luminous  again.  She shuddered at the  vague description she was

able to give;  but he asked, "Did it offer to  bite you?" 

"No.  That was the most frightful thing about it; it had no mouth." 

March laughed.  "Why, my dear, it was nothing but a harmless New  York  flatseven rooms and a bath." 

"I really believe it was," she consented, recognizing an  architectural  resemblance, and she fell asleep again,

and woke renewed  for the work  before them. 

IX.

Their househunting no longer had novelty, but it still had  interest; and  they varied their day by taking a

coupe, by renouncing  advertisements,  and by reverting to agents.  Some of these induced  them to consider the

idea of furnished houses; and Mrs. March learned  tolerance for Fulkerson  by accepting permits to visit flats

and houses  which had none of the  qualifications she desired in either, and were  as far beyond her means as

they were out of the region to which she  had geographically restricted  herself.  They looked at threethousand

and fourthousand dollar  apartments, and rejected them for one reason  or another which had nothing  to do

with the rent; the higher the rent  was, the more critical they were  of the slippery inlaid floors and the

arrangement of the richly decorated  rooms.  They never knew whether  they had deceived the janitor or not; as

they came in a coupe, they  hoped they had. 

They drove accidentally through one street that seemed gayer in the  perspective than an L road.  The

fireescapes, with their light iron  balconies and ladders of iron, decorated the lofty house fronts; the  roadway

and sidewalks and doorsteps swarmed with children; women's  heads  seemed to show at every window.  In

the basements, over which  flights of  high stone steps led to the tenements, were greengrocers'  shops

abounding in cabbages, and provision stores running chiefly to  bacon and  sausages, and cobblers' and tinners'

shops, and the like, in  proportion  to the small needs of a poor neighborhood.  Ash barrels  lined the  sidewalks,

and garbage heaps filled the gutters; teams of  all trades  stood idly about; a peddler of cheap fruit urged his

cart  through the  street, and mixed his cry with the joyous screams and  shouts of the  children and the scolding

and gossiping voices of the  women; the burly  blue bulk of a policeman defined itself at the  corner; a drunkard

zigzagged down the sidewalk toward him.  It was not  the abode of the  extremest poverty, but of a poverty as

hopeless as  any in the world,  transmitting itself from generation to generation,  and establishing  conditions of

permanency to which human life adjusts  itself as it does to  those of some incurable disease, like leprosy. 

The time had been when the Marches would have taken a purely  aesthetic  view of the facts as they glimpsed

them in this street of  tenement  houses; when they would have contented themselves with  saying that it was

as picturesque as a street in Naples or Florence,  and with wondering why  nobody came to paint it; they would

have  thought they were sufficiently  serious about it in blaming the artists  for their failure to appreciate  it, and

going abroad for the  picturesque when they had it here under  their noses.  It was to the  nose that the street

made one of its  strongest appeals, and Mrs. March  pulled up her window of the coupe.  "Why does he take us

through such a  disgusting street?"  she demanded,  with an exasperation of which her  husband divined the

origin. 

"This driver may be a philanthropist in disguise," he answered,  with  dreamy irony, "and may want us to think

about the people who are  not  merely carried through this street in a coupe, but have to spend  their  whole lives

in it, winter and summer, with no hopes of driving  out of it,  except in a hearse.  I must say they don't seem to

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completely than any of their  fellowcitizens, Isabel.  And I wonder what they think of us, making  this

gorgeous progress through  their midst.  I suppose they think  we're rich, and hate usif they hate  rich people;

they don't look as  if they hated anybody.  Should we be as  patient as they are with their  discomfort?  I don't

believe there's steam  heat or an elevator in the  whole block.  Seven rooms and a bath would be  more than the

largest  and genteelest family would know what to do with.  They wouldn't know  what to do with the bath,

anyway." 

His monologue seemed to interest his wife apart from the satirical  point  it had for themselves.  "You ought to

get Mr. Fulkerson to let  you work  some of these New York sights up for Every Other Week, Basil;  you could

do them very nicely." 

"Yes; I've thought of that.  But don't let's leave the personal  ground.  Doesn't it make you feel rather small and

otherwise unworthy  when you see  the kind of street these fellowbeings of yours live in,  and then think  how

particular you are about locality and the number of  bellpulls?  I don't see even ratchets and speakingtubes at

these  doors."  He craned  his neck out of the window for a better look, and  the children of  discomfort cheered

him, out of sheer good feeling and  high spirits.  "I didn't know I was so popular.  Perhaps it's a  recognition of

my humane  sentiments." 

"Oh, it's very easy to have humane sentiments, and to satirize  ourselves  for wanting eight rooms and a bath in

a good neighborhood,  when we see  how these wretched creatures live," said his wife.  "But  if we shared all

we have with them, and then settled down among them,  what good would it  do?" 

"Not the least in the world.  It might help us for the moment, but  it  wouldn't keep the wolf from their doors for

a week; and then they  would  go on just as before, only they wouldn't be on such good terms  with the  wolf.

The only way for them is to keep up an unbroken  intimacy with the  wolf; then they can manage him

somehow.  I don't  know how, and I'm afraid  I don't want to.  Wouldn't you like to have  this fellow drive us

round  among the halls of pride somewhere for a  little while?  Fifth Avenue or  Madison, uptown?" 

"No; we've no time to waste.  I've got a place near Third Avenue,  on a  nice cross street, and I want him to take

us there."  It proved  that she  had several addresses near together, and it seemed best to  dismiss their  coupe and

do the rest of their afternoon's work on foot.  It came to  nothing; she was not humbled in the least by what she

had  seen in the  tenementhouse street; she yielded no point in her ideal  of a flat, and  the flats persistently

refused to lend themselves to  it.  She lost all  patience with them. 

"Oh, I don't say the flats are in the right of it," said her  husband,  when she denounced their stupid inadequacy

to the purposes of  a Christian  home.  "But I'm not so sure that we are, either.  I've  been thinking  about that

home business ever since my sensibilities  were draggedin a  coupethrough that tenementhouse street.

Of  course, no child born and  brought up in such a place as that could  have any conception of home.  But that's

because those poor people  can't give character to their  habitations.  They have to take what  they can get.  But

people like us  that is, of our meansdo give  character to the average flat.  It's made  to meet their tastes, or

their supposed tastes; and so it's made for  social show, not for  family life at all.  Think of a baby in a flat!  It's a

contradiction  in terms; the flat is the negation of motherhood.  The flat means  society life; that is, the pretence

of social life.  It's  made to give  artificial people a society basis on a little moneytoo  much money,  of course,

for what they get.  So the cost of the building is  put into  marble halls and idiotic decoration of all kinds.  I

don't.  object to  the conveniences, but none of these flats has a livingroom.  They have  drawingrooms to

foster social pretence, and they have dining  rooms  and bedrooms; but they have no room where the family

can all come  together and feel the sweetness of being a family.  The bedrooms are  blackholes mostly, with a

sinful waste of space in each.  If it were  not  for the marble halls, and the decorations, and the foolishly

expensive  finish, the houses could be built round a court, and the  flats could be  shaped something like a

Pompeiian house, with small  sleepingclosets  only lit from the outsideand the rest of the  floor thrown

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unpretentiously.  Why, those tenements are  better and humaner than  those flats!  There the whole family lives

in the  kitchen, and has its  consciousness of being; but the flat abolishes the  family  consciousness.  It's

confinement without coziness; it's cluttered  without being snug.  You couldn't keep a selfrespecting cat in a

flat;  you couldn't go down cellar to get cider.  No! the AngloSaxon  home, as  we know it in the AngloSaxon

house, is simply impossible in  the Franco  American flat, not because it's humble, but because it's  false." 

"Well, then," said Mrs. March, "let's look at houses." 

He had been denouncing the flat in the abstract, and he had not  expected  this concrete result.  But he said,

"We will look at houses,  then." 

X.

Nothing mystifies a man more than a woman's aberrations from some  point  at which he, supposes her fixed

as a star.  In these unfurnished  houses,  without steam or elevator, March followed his wife about with  patient

wonder.  She rather liked the worst of them best: but she made  him go  down into the cellars and look at the

furnaces; she exacted  from him a  rigid inquest of the plumbing.  She followed him into one  of the cellars  by

the fitful glare of successively lighted matches,  and they enjoyed a  moment in which the anomaly of their

presence there  on that errand, so  remote from all the facts of their longestablished  life in Boston,  realized

itself for them. 

"Think how easily we might have been murdered and nobody been any  the  wiser!" she said when they were

comfortably outdoors again. 

"Yes, or made way with ourselves in an access of emotional  insanity,  supposed to have been induced by

unavailing flathunting,"  he suggested.  She fell in with the notion.  "I'm beginning to feel  crazy.  But I don't

want you to lose your head, Basil.  And I don't  want you to  sentimentalize any of the things you see in New

York.  I  think you were  disposed to do it in that street we drove through.  I  don't believe  there's any real

sufferingnot real sufferingamong  those people; that  is, it would be suffering from our point of view,  but

they've been used  to it all their lives, and they don't feel  their' discomfort so much." 

"Of course, I understand that, and I don't propose to  sentimentalize  them.  I think when people get used to a

bad state of  things they had  better stick to it; in fact, they don't usually like a  better state so  well, and I shall

keep that firmly in mind." 

She laughed with him, and they walked along the L bestridden  avenue,  exhilarated by their escape from

murder and suicide in that  cellar,  toward the nearest cross town track, which they meant to take  home to  their

hotel.  "Now tonight we will go to the theatre," she  said, "and  get this whole house business out of our

minds, and be  perfectly fresh  for a new start in the morning."  Suddenly she  clutched his arm.  "Why,  did you

see that man?"  and she signed with  her head toward a decently  dressed person who walked beside them, next

the gutter, stooping over as  if to examine it, and half halting at  times. 

"No.  What?" 

"Why, I saw him pick up a dirty bit of cracker from the pavement  and cram  it into his mouth and eat it down

as if he were famished.  And look! he's  actually hunting for more in those garbage heaps!" 

This was what the decentlooking man with the hard hands and broken  nails  of a workman was doinglike a

hungry dog.  They kept up with  him, in the  fascination of the sight, to the next corner, where he  turned down

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They walked on a few paces.  Then March said, "I must go after  him," and  left his wife standing. 

"Are you in wanthungry?"  he asked the man. 

The man said he could not speak English, Monsieur. 

March asked his question in French. 

The man shrugged a pitiful, desperate shrug, "Mais, Monsieur" 

March put a coin in his hand, and then suddenly the man's face  twisted  up; he caught the hand of this

almsgiver in both of his and  clung to it.  "Monsieur! Monsieur!" he gasped, and the tears rained  down his

face. 

His benefactor pulled himself away, shocked and ashamed, as one is  by  such a chance, and got back to his

wife, and the man lapsed back  into the  mystery of misery out of which he had emerged. 

March felt it laid upon him to console his wife for what had  happened.  "Of course, we might live here for

years and not see another  case like  that; and, of course, there are twenty places where he could  have gone  for

help if he had known where to find them." 

"Ah, but it's the possibility of his needing the help so badly as  that,"  she answered.  "That's what I can't bear,

and I shall not come  to a place  where such things are possible, and we may as well stop our  househunting

here at once." 

"Yes?  And what part of Christendom will you live in?  Such things  are  possible everywhere in our

conditions." 

"Then we must change the conditions" 

"Oh no; we must go to the theatre and forget them.  We can stop at  Brentano's for our tickets as we pass

through Union Square." 

"I am not going to the theatre, Basil.  I am going home to Boston  to  night.  You can stay and find a flat." 

He convinced her of the absurdity of her position, and even of its  selfishness; but she said that her mind was

quite made up irrespective  of  what had happened, that she had been away from the children long  enough;  that

she ought to be at home to finish up the work of leaving  it.  The  word brought a sigh.  "Ah, I don't know why

we should see  nothing but sad  and ugly things now.  When we were young" 

"Younger," he put in.  "We're still young." 

"That's what we pretend, but we know better.  But I was thinking  how  pretty and pleasant things used to be

turning up all the time on  our  travels in the old days.  Why, when we were in New York here on  our  wedding

journey the place didn't seem half so dirty as it does  now, and  none of these dismal things happened." 

"It was a good deal dirtier," he answered; "and I fancy worse in  every  wayhungrier, raggeder, more

wretchedly housed.  But that wasn't  the  period of life for us to notice it.  Don't you remember, when we  started

to Niagara the last time, how everybody seemed middleaged and  commonplace; and when we got there

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"At least they weren't starving," she rebelled. 

"No, you don't starve in parlorcars and firstclass hotels; but if  you  step out of them you run your chance of

seeing those who do, if  you're  getting on pretty well in the forties.  If it's the unhappy who  see  unhappiness,

think what misery must be revealed to people who pass  their  lives in the really squalid tenementhouse

streetsI don't mean  picturesque avenues like that we passed through." 

"But we are not unhappy," she protested, bringing the talk back to  the  personal base again, as women must to

get any good out of talk.  "We're  really no unhappier than we were when we were young." 

"We're more serious." 

"Well, I hate it; and I wish you wouldn't be so serious, if that's  what  it brings us to." 

"I will be trivial from this on," said March.  "Shall we go to the  Hole  in the Ground tonight?" 

"I am going to Boston." 

"It's much the same thing.  How do you like that for triviality?  It's a  little blasphemous, I'll allow." 

"It's very silly," she said. 

At the hotel they found a letter from the agent who had sent them  the  permit to see Mrs. Grosvenor Green's

apartment.  He wrote that she  had  heard they were pleased with her apartment, and that she thought  she  could

make the terms to suit.  She had taken her passage for  Europe, and  was very anxious to let the flat before she

sailed.  She  would call that  evening at seven. 

"Mrs. Grosvenor Green!" said Mrs. March.  "Which of the ten  thousand  flats is it, Basil?" 

"The gimcrackery," he answered.  "In the Xenophon, you know." 

"Well, she may save herself the trouble.  I shall not see her.  Or  yes  I must.  I couldn't go away without

seeing what sort of creature  could  have planned that flyaway flat.  She must be a perfect" 

"Parachute," March suggested. 

"No!  anybody so light as that couldn't come down." 

"Well, toy balloon." 

"Toy balloon will do for the present," Mrs. March admitted.  "But I  feel  that naught but herself can be her

parallel for volatility." 

When Mrs. GrosvenorGreen's card came up they both descended to the  hotel  parlor, which March said

looked like the saloon of a Moorish  dayboat;  not that he knew of any such craft, but the decorations were  so

Saracenic  and the architecture so Hudson Riverish.  They found  there on the grand  central divan a large lady

whose vast smoothness,  placidity, and  plumpness set at defiance all their preconceptions of  Mrs. Grosvenor

Green, so that Mrs. March distinctly paused with her  card in her hand  before venturing even tentatively to

address her.  Then she was  astonished at the low, calm voice in which Mrs. Green  acknowledged  herself, and

slowly proceeded to apologize for calling.  It was not quite  true that she had taken her passage for Europe, but

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little worn out with the care  of housekeeping  Mrs. March breathed, "Oh yes!" in the sigh with  which ladies

recognize  one another's martyrdomand Mrs. Green had  business abroad, and she was  going to pursue her

art studies in Paris;  she drew in Mr. Ilcomb's class  now, but the instruction was so much  better in Paris; and

as the  superintendent seemed to think the price  was the only objection, she had  ventured to call. 

"Then we didn't deceive him in the least," thought Mrs. March,  while she  answered, sweetly: "No; we were

only afraid that it would be  too small  for our family.  We require a good many rooms."  She could  not forego

the  opportunity of saying, "My husband is coming to New  York to take charge  of a literary periodical, and he

will have to have  a room to write in,"  which made Mrs. Green bow to March, and made  March look sheepish.

"But  we did think the apartment very charming",  (It was architecturally  charming, she protested to her

conscience),"  and we should have been so  glad if we could have got into it."  She  followed this with some

account  of their househunting, amid soft  murmurs of sympathy from Mrs. Green,  who said that she had

been  through all that, and that if she could have  shown her apartment to  them she felt sure that she could have

explained  it so that they would  have seen its capabilities better, Mrs. March  assented to this, and  Mrs. Green

added that if they found nothing exactly  suitable she would  be glad to have them look at it again; and then

Mrs.  March said that  she was going back to Boston herself, but she was leaving  Mr. March to  continue the

search; and she had no doubt he would be only  too glad to  see the apartment by daylight.  "But if you take it,

Basil,"  she  warned him, when they were alone, "I shall simply renounce you.  I  wouldn't live in that

junkshop if you gave it to me.  But who would  have  thought she was that kind of looking person?  Though of

course I  might  have known if I had stopped to think once.  It's because the  place  doesn't express her at all that

it's so unlike her.  It couldn't  be like  anybody, or anything that flies in the air, or creeps upon the  earth, or

swims in the waters under the earth.  I wonder where in the  world she's  from; she's no NewYorker; even we

can see that; and she's  not quite a  country person, either; she seems like a person from some  large town,

where she's been an aesthetic authority.  And she can't  find good enough  art instruction in New York, and has

to go to Paris  for it!  Well, it's  pathetic, after all, Basil.  I can't help feeling  sorry for a person who  mistakes

herself to that extent." 

"I can't help feeling sorry for the husband of a person who  mistakes  herself to that extent.  What is Mr.

Grosvenor Green going to  do in Paris  while she's working her way into the Salon?" 

"Well, you keep away from her apartment, Basil; that's all I've got  to  say to you.  And yet I do like some

things about her." 

"I like everything about her but her apartment," said March. 

"I like her going to be out of the country," said his wife.  "We  shouldn't be overlooked.  And the place was

prettily shaped, you can't  deny it.  And there was an elevator and steam heat.  And the location  is  very

convenient.  And there was a hallboy to bring up cards.  The  halls  and stairs were kept very clean and nice.

But it wouldn't do.  I could  put you a folding bed in the room where you wrote, and we  could even have  one in

the parlor" 

"Behind a portiere?  I couldn't stand any more portieres!" 

"And we could squeeze the two girls into one room, or perhaps only  bring  Margaret, and put out the whole of

the wash.  Basil!" she almost  shrieked, "it isn't to be thought of!" 

He retorted, " I'm not thinking of it, my dear." 

Fulkerson came in just before they started for Mrs. March's train,  to  find out what had become of them, he

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"Not a thing," she said.  "And I'm just going back to Boston, and  leaving  Mr. March here to do anything he

pleases about it.  He has  'carte  blanche.'" 

"But freedom brings responsibility, you know, Fulkerson, and it's  the  same as if I'd no choice.  I'm staying

behind because I'm left,  not  because I expect to do anything." 

"Is that so?"  asked Fulkerson.  "Well, we must see what can be  done.  I  supposed you would be all settled by

this time, or I should  have humped  myself to find you something.  None of those places I gave  you amounts to

anything?" 

"As much as forty thousand others we've looked at," said Mrs.  March.  "Yes, one of them does amount to

something.  It comes so near  being what  we want that I've given Mr. March particular instructions  not to go

near  it." 

She told him about Mrs. Grosvenor Green and her flats, and at the  end he  said: 

"Well, well, we must look out for that.  I'll keep an eye on him,  Mrs.  March, and see that he doesn't do

anything rash, and I won't  leave him  till he's found just the right thing.  It exists, of course;  it must in a  city of

eighteen hundred thousand people, and the only  question is where  to find it.  You leave him to me, Mrs.

March; I'll  watch out for him." 

Fulkerson showed some signs of going to the station when he found  they  were not driving, but she bade him

a peremptory goodbye at the  hotel  door. 

"He's very nice, Basil, and his way with you is perfectly charming.  It's very sweet to see how really fond of

you he is.  But I didn't  want  him stringing along with us up to Fortysecond Street and  spoiling our  last

moments together." 

At Third Avenue they took the Elevated for which she confessed an  infatuation.  She declared it the most ideal

way of getting about in  the  world, and was not ashamed when he reminded her of how she used to  say  that

nothing under the sun could induce her to travel on it.  She  now  said that the night transit was even more

interesting than the  day, and  that the fleeing intimacy you formed with people in second  and third  floor

interiors, while all the usual street life went on  underneath, had  a domestic intensity mixed with a perfect

repose that  was the last effect  of good society with all its security and  exclusiveness.  He said it was  better

than the theatre, of which it  reminded him, to see those people  through their windows: a family  party of

workfolk at a late tea, some of  the men in their  shirtsleeves; a woman sewing by a lamp; a mother laying

her child in  its cradle; a man with his head fallen on his hands upon a  table; a  girl and her lover leaning over

the windowsill together.  What  suggestion! what drama? what infinite interest!  At the Fortysecond  Street

station they stopped a minute on the bridge that crosses the  track  to the branch road for the Central Depot,

and looked up and down  the long  stretch of the Elevated to north and south.  The track that  found and  lost

itself a thousand times in the flare and tremor of the  innumerable  lights; the moony sheen of the electrics

mixing with the  reddish points  and blots of gas far and near; the architectural shapes  of houses and  churches

and towers, rescued by the obscurity from all  that was ignoble  in them, and the coming and going of the

trains  marking the stations with  vivider or fainter plumes of flameshot  steamformed an incomparable

perspective.  They often talked afterward  of the superb spectacle, which  in a city full of painters nightly  works

its unrecorded miracles; and  they were just to the Arachne roof  spun in iron over the cross street on  which

they ran to the depot; but  for the present they were mostly  inarticulate before it.  They had  another moment of

rich silence when  they paused in the gallery that  leads from the Elevated station to the  waitingrooms in the

Central  Depot and looked down upon the great night  trains lying on the tracks  dim under the rain of

gaslights that starred  without dispersing the  vast darkness of the place.  What forces, what  fates, slept in

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waited there like fabled  monsters of Arab  story ready for the magician's touch, tractable,  reckless,

willlessorganized lifelessness full of a strange semblance  of life. 

The Marches admired the impressive sight with a thrill of patriotic  pride  in the fact that the whole world

perhaps could not afford just  the like.  Then they hurried down to the ticketoffices, and he got her  a lower

berth in the Boston sleeper, and went with her to the car.  They made the  most of the fact that her berth was in

the very middle  of the car; and  she promised to write as soon as she reached home.  She promised also  that,

having seen the limitations of New York in  respect to flats, she  would not be hard on him if he took

something  not quite ideal.  Only he  must remember that it was not to be above  Twentieth Street nor below

Washington Square; it must not be higher  than the third floor; it must  have an elevator, steam heat, hailboys,

and a pleasant janitor.  These  were essentials; if he could not get  them, then they must do without.  But he

must get them. 

XI.

Mrs. March was one of those wives who exact a more rigid adherence  to  their ideals from their husbands than

from themselves.  Early in  their  married life she had taken charge of him in all matters which  she  considered

practical.  She did not include the business of  breadwinning  in these; that was an affair that might safely be

left  to his absent  minded, dreamy inefficiency, and she did not interfere  with him there.  But in such things

as rehanging the pictures, deciding  on a summer  boardingplace, taking a seaside cottage, repapering  rooms,

choosing  seats at the theatre, seeing what the children ate  when she was not at  table, shutting the cat out at

night, keeping run  of calls and  invitations, and seeing if the furnace was dampered, he  had failed her so  often

that she felt she could not leave him the  slightest discretion in  regard to a flat.  Her total distrust of his

judgment in the matters  cited and others like them consisted with the  greatest admiration of his  mind and

respect for his character.  She  often said that if he would only  bring these to bear in such  exigencies he would

be simply perfect; but  she had long given up his  ever doing so.  She subjected him, therefore,  to an iron code,

but  after proclaiming it she was apt to abandon him to  the native  lawlessness of his temperament.  She

expected him in this  event to do  as he pleased, and she resigned herself to it with  considerable  comfort in

holding him accountable.  He learned to expect  this, and  after suffering keenly from her disappointment with

whatever he  did he  waited patiently till she forgot her grievance and began to  extract  what consolation lurks

in the irreparable.  She would almost  admit at  moments that what he had done was a very good thing, but she

reserved  the right to return in full force to her original condemnation  of it;  and she accumulated each act of

independent volition in witness  and  warning against him.  Their mass oppressed but never deterred him.  He

expected to do the wrong thing when left to his own devices, and he  did it without any apparent recollection

of his former misdeeds and  their  consequences.  There was a good deal of comedy in it all, and  some  tragedy. 

He now experienced a certain expansion, such as husbands of his  kind will  imagine, on going back to his

hotel alone.  It was, perhaps,  a revulsion  from the pain of parting; and he toyed with the idea of  Mrs.

Grosvenor  Green's apartment, which, in its preposterous  unsuitability, had a  strange attraction.  He felt that he

could take  it with less risk than  anything else they had seen, but he said he  would look at all the other  places

in town first.  He really spent the  greater part of the next day  in hunting up the owner of an apartment  that had

neither steam heat nor  an elevator, but was otherwise  perfect, and trying to get him to take  less than the agent

asked.  By  a curious psychical operation he was able,  in the transaction, to work  himself into quite a

passionate desire for  the apartment, while he  held the Grosvenor Green apartment in the  background of his

mind as  something that he could return to as altogether  more suitable.  He  conducted some simultaneous

negotiation for a  furnished house, which  enhanced still more the desirability of the  Grosvenor Green

apartment.  Toward evening he went off at a tangent far  uptown, so as to be able  to tell his wife how utterly

preposterous the  best there would be as  compared even with this ridiculous Grosvenor Green  gimcrackery.  It

is  hard to report the processes of his sophistication;  perhaps this,  again, may best be left to the marital

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He rang at the last of these uptown apartments as it was falling  dusk,  and it was long before the janitor

appeared.  Then the man was  very  surly, and said if he looked at the flat now he would say it was  too  dark,

like all the rest.  His reluctance irritated March in  proportion to  his insincerity in proposing to look at it at all.

He  knew he did not  mean to take it under any circumstances; that he was  going to use his  inspection of it in

dishonest justification of his  disobedience to his  wife; but he put on an air of offended dignity.  "If you don't

wish to  show the apartment," he said, "I don't care to  see it." 

The man groaned, for he was heavy, and no doubt dreaded the stairs.  He  scratched a match on his thigh, and

led the way up.  March was  sorry for  him, and he put his fingers on a quarter in his  waistcoatpocket to give

him at parting.  At the same time, be had to  trump up an objection to the  flat.  This was easy, for it was

advertised as containing ten rooms, and  he found the number eked out  with the bathroom and two large

closets.  "It's light enough," said  March, "but I don't see how you make out ten  rooms" 

"There's ten rooms," said the man, deigning no proof. 

March took his fingers off the quarter, and went downstairs and  out of  the door without another word.  It

would be wrong, it would be  impossible, to give the man anything after such insolence.  He  reflected,  with

shame, that it was also cheaper to punish than forgive  him. 

He returned to his hotel prepared for any desperate measure, and  convinced now that the Grosvenor Green

apartment was not merely the  only  thing left for him, but was, on its own merits, the best thing in  New  York. 

Fulkerson was waiting for him in the readingroom, and it gave  March the  curious thrill with which a man

closes with temptation when  he said:  "Look here!  Why don't you take that woman's flat in the  Xenophon?

She's  been at the agents again, and they've been at me.  She likes your look  or Mrs. March'sand I guess

you can have it at  a pretty heavy discount  from the original price.  I'm authorized to  say you can have it for

one  seventyfive a month, and I don't believe  it would be safe for you to  offer one fifty." 

March shook his head, and dropped a mask of virtuous rejection over  his  corrupt acquiescence.  "It's too small

for uswe couldn't squeeze  into  it." 

"Why, look here!" Fulkerson persisted.  "How many rooms do you  people  want?" 

"I've got to have a place to work" 

"Of course! And you've got to have it at the Fifth Wheel office." 

"I hadn't thought of that," March began.  "I suppose I could do my  work  at the office, as there's not much

writing" 

"Why, of course you can't do your work at home.  You just come  round with  me now, and look at that again." 

"No; I can't do it." 

"Why?" 

"II've got to dine." 

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One may trace the successive steps of March's descent in this  simple  matter with the same edification that

would attend the study of  the self  delusions and obfuscations of a man tempted to crime.  The  process is

probably not at all different, and to the philosophical  mind the kind of  result is unimportant; the process is

everything. 

Fulkerson led him down one block and half across another to the  steps of  a small dwellinghouse,

transformed, like many others, into a  restaurant  of the Latin ideal, with little or no structural change  from the

pattern  of the lower middleclass New York home.  There were  the corroded  brownstone steps, the mean little

front door, and the  cramped entry with  its narrow stairs by which ladies could go up to a  diningroom

appointed  for them on the second floor; the parlors on the  first were set about  with tables, where men smoked

cigarettes between  the courses, and a  single waiter ran swiftly to and fro with plates  and dishes, and,

exchanged unintelligible outcries with a cook beyond  a slide in the back  parlor.  He rushed at the

newcomers, brushed the  soiled tablecloth  before them with a towel on his arm, covered its  worst stains

with a  napkin, and brought them, in their order, the  vermicelli soup, the fried  fish, the cheesestrewn

spaghetti, the veal  cutlets, the tepid roast fowl  and salad, and the wizened pear and  coffee which form the

dinner at such  places. 

"Ah, this is nice!" said Fulkerson, after the laying of the  charitable  napkin, and he began to recognize

acquaintances, some of  whom he  described to March as young literary men and artists with whom  they

should probably have to do; others were simply frequenters of the  place,  and were of all nationalities and

religions apparentlyat  least, several  were Hebrews and Cubans.  "You get a pretty good slice  of New York

here,"  he said, "all except the frosting on top.  That you  won't find much at  Maroni's, though you will

occasionally.  I don't  mean the ladies ever,  of course."  The ladies present seemed harmless  and

reputablelooking  people enough, but certainly they were not of  the first fashion, and,  except in a few

instances, not Americans.  "It's like cutting straight  down through a fruitcake," Fulkerson went  on, "or a

mincepie, when you  don't know who made the pie; you get a  little of everything."  He ordered  a small flask

of Chianti with the  dinner, and it came in its pretty  wicker jacket.  March smiled upon it  with tender

reminiscence, and  Fulkerson laughed.  "Lights you up a  little.  I brought old Dryfoos here  one day, and he

thought it was  sweetoil; that's the kind of bottle they  used to have it in at the  country drugstores." 

"Yes, I remember now; but I'd totally forgotten it," said March.  "How far back that goes!  Who's Dryfoos?" 

"Dryfoos?"  Fulkerson, still smiling, tore off a piece of the  halfyard  of French loaf which had been supplied

them, with two pale,  thin disks of  butter, and fed it into himself.  "Old Dryfoos?  Well,  of course! I call  him

old, but he ain't so very.  About fifty, or  along there." 

"No," said March, "that isn't very oldor not so old as it used to  be." 

"Well, I suppose you've got to know about him, anyway," said  Fulkerson,  thoughtfully.  "And I've been

wondering just how I should  tell you.  Can't always make out exactly how much of a Bostonian you  really are!

Ever been out in the naturalgas country?" 

"No," said March.  "I've had a good deal of curiosity about it, but  I've  never been able to get away except in

summer, and then we always  preferred to go over the old ground, out to Niagara and back through  Canada,

the route we took on our wedding journey.  The children like  it  as much as we do." 

"Yes, yes," said Fulkerson.  "Well, the naturalgas country is  worth  seeing.  I don't mean the Pittsburg

gasfields, but out in  Northern Ohio  and Indiana around Moffittthat's the place in the  heart of the gas

region that they've been booming so.  Yes, you ought  to see that country.  If you haven't been West for a good

many years,  you haven't got any idea  how old the country looks.  You remember how  the fields used to be all

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"I should think so." 

"Well, you won't see any stumps now.  All that country out around  Moffitt  is just as smooth as a

checkerboard, and looks as old as  England.  You  know how we used to burn the stumps out; and then

somebody invented a  stumpextractor, and we pulled them out with a  yoke of oxen.  Now they  just touch 'em

off with a little dynamite, and  they've got a cellar dug  and filled up with kindling ready for  housekeeping

whenever you want it.  Only they haven't got any use for  kindling in that countryall gas.  I rode along on the

cars through  those level black fields at corn  planting time, and every once in a  while I'd come to a place

with a piece  of ragged old stovepipe  stickin' up out of the ground, and blazing away  like forty, and a  fellow

ploughing all round it and not minding it any  more than if it  was spring violets.  Horses didn't notice it, either.

Well, they've  always known about the gas out there; they say there are  places in the  woods where it's been

burning ever since the country was  settled. 

"But when you come in sight of Moffittmy, oh, my!  Well, you come  in  smell of it about as soon.  That gas

out there ain't odorless, like  the  Pittsburg gas, and so it's perfectly safe; but the smell isn't  badabout  as bad

as the finest kind of benzine.  Well, the first  thing that strikes  you when you come to Moffitt is the notion that

there has been a good  warm, growing rain, and the town's come up  overnight.  That's in the  suburbs, the

annexes, and additions.  But it  ain't shabbyno shantyfarm  business; nice brick and frame houses,  some of

'em Queen Anne style, and  all of 'em looking as if they had  come to stay.  And when you drive up  from the

depot you think  everybody's moving.  Everything seems to be  piled into the street; old  houses made over, and

new ones going up  everywhere.  You know the kind  of street Main Street always used to be in  our

sectionhalf  plankroad and turnpike, and the rest mudhole, and a  lot of stores  and doggeries strung along

with false fronts a story higher  than the  back, and here and there a decent building with the gable end to  the

public; and a courthouse and jail and two taverns and three or four  churches.  Well, they're all there in

Moffitt yet, but architecture  has  struck it hard, and they've got a lot of new buildings that  needn't be  ashamed

of themselves anywhere; the new courthouse is as  big as St.  Peter's, and the Grand Operahouse is in the

highest style  of the art.  You can't buy a lot on that street for much less than you  can buy a lot  in New

Yorkor you couldn't when the boom was on; I saw  the place just  when the boom was in its prime.  l went

out there to  work the newspapers  in the syndicate business, and I got one of their  men to write me a real

bright, snappy account of the gas; and they  just took me in their arms  and showed me everything.  Well, it was

wonderful, and it was beautiful,  too!  To see a whole community  stirred up like that wasjust like a big  boy,

all hope and high  spirits, and no discount on the remotest future;  nothing but perpetual  boom to the end of

timeI tell you it warmed your  blood.  Why, there  were some things about it that made you think what a  nice

kind of  world this would be if people ever took hold together,  instead of each  fellow fighting it out on his

own hook, and devil take  the hindmost.  They made up their minds at Moffitt that if they wanted  their town to

grow they'd got to keep their gas public property.  So they  extended  their corporation line so as to take in

pretty much the whole  gas  region round there; and then the city took possession of every well  that was put

down, and held it for the common good.  Anybody that's a  mind to come to Moffitt and start any kind of

manufacture can have all  the gas he wants free; and for fifteen dollars a year you can have all  the gas you

want to heat and light your private house.  The people  hold  on to it for themselves, and, as I say, it's a grand

sight to see  a whole  community hanging together and working for the good of all,  instead of  splitting up into

as many different cutthroats as there  are ablebodied  citizens.  See that fellow?"  Fulkerson broke off, and

indicated with a  twirl of his head a short, dark, foreignlooking man  going out of the  door.  "They say that

fellow's a Socialist.  I think  it's a shame they're  allowed to come here.  If they don't like the way  we manage

our affairs  let 'em stay at home," Fulkerson continued.  "They do a lot of mischief,  shooting off their mouths

round here.  I  believe in free speech and all  that; but I'd like to see these fellows  shut up in jail and left to jaw

one another to death.  We don't want  any of their poison." 

March did not notice the vanishing Socialist.  He was watching,  with a  teasing sense of familiarity, a tall,

shabbily dressed, elderly  man, who  had just come in.  He had the aquiline profile uncommon among  Germans,

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they kept some tone of  their yellow in  the gray to which they had turned.  His eyes were  full, and his lips and

chin shaped the beard to the noble outline  which shows in the beards the  Italian masters liked to paint for

their  Last Suppers.  His carriage was  erect and soldierly, and March  presently saw that he had lost his left

hand.  He took his place at a  table where the overworked waiter found  time to cut up his meat and  put

everything in easy reach of his right  hand. 

"Well," Fulkerson resumed, "they took me round everywhere in  Moffitt, and  showed me their big wellslit

'em up for a private view,  and let me hear  them purr with the soft accents of a massmeeting of  locomotives.

Why,  when they let one of these wells loose in a meadow  that they'd piped it  into temporarily, it drove the

flame away forty  feet from the mouth of  the pipe and blew it over half an acre of  ground.  They say when they

let  one of their big wells burn away all  winter before they had learned how  to control it, that well kept up a

little summer all around it; the grass  stayed green, and the flowers  bloomed all through the winter.  I don't

know whether it's so or not.  But I can believe anything of natural gas.  My! but it was beautiful  when they

turned on the full force of that well  and shot a roman  candle into the gasthat's the way they light itand a

plume of fire  about twenty feet wide and seventyfive feet high, all red  and yellow  and violet, jumped into

the sky, and that big roar shook the  ground  under your feet! You felt like saying: 

'Don't trouble yourself; I'm perfectly convinced.  I believe in  Moffitt.'  Weeell!" drawled Fulkerson, with a

long breath, "that's  where I met  old Dryfoos." 

"Oh yes!Dryfoos," said March.  He observed that the waiter had  brought  the old onehanded German a

towering glass of beer. 

"Yes," Fulkerson laughed.  "We've got round to Dryfoos again.  I  thought  I could cut a long story short, but I

seem to be cutting a  short story  long.  If you're not in a hurry, though" 

"Not in the least.  Go on as long as you like." 

"I met him there in the office of a realestate manspeculator, of  course; everybody was, in Moffitt; but a

firstrate fellow, and  public  spirited as all getout; and when Dryfoos left he told me  about him.  Dryfoos

was an old Pennsylvania Dutch farmer, about three  or four miles  out of Moffitt, and he'd lived there pretty

much all his  life; father was  one of the first settlers.  Everybody knew he had the  right stuff in him,  but he was

slower than molasses in January, like  those Pennsylvania  Dutch.  He'd got together the largest and  handsomest

farm anywhere around  there; and he was making money on it,  just like he was in some business  somewhere;

he was a very intelligent  man; he took the papers and kept  himself posted; but he was awfully  oldfashioned

in his ideas.  He hung  on to the doctrines as well as  the dollars of the dads; it was a real  thing with him.  Well,

when the  boom began to come he hated it awfully,  and he fought it.  He used to  write communications to the

weekly  newspaper in Moffittthey've got  three dailies there nowand throw cold  water on the boom.  He

couldn't catch on no way.  It made him sick to  hear the clack that  went on about the gas the whole while, and

that  stirred up the  neighborhood and got into his family.  Whenever he'd hear  of a man  that had been offered a

big price for his land and was going to  sell  out and move into town, he'd go and labor with him and try to talk

him  out of it, and tell him how long his fifteen or twenty thousand would  last him to live on, and shake the

Standard Oil Company before him,  and  try to make him believe it wouldn't be five years before the  Standard

owned the whole region. 

"Of course, he couldn't do anything with them.  When a man's  offered a  big price for his farm, he don't care

whether it's by a  secret emissary  from the Standard Oil or not; he's going to sell and  get the better of  the other

fellow if he can.  Dryfoos couldn't keep  the boom out of has  own family even.  His wife was with him.  She

thought whatever he said  and did was just as right as if it had been  thundered down from Sinai.  But the young

folks were sceptical,  especially the girls that had been  away to school.  The boy that had  been kept at home

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to stir  the boy upwith the hot end of the boom, too.  So when a fellow came  along one day and offered old

Dryfoos a cool  hundred thousand for his  farm, it was all up with Dryfoos.  He'd 'a'  liked to 'a' kept the  offer to

himself and not done anything about it,  but his vanity  wouldn't let him do that; and when he let it out in his

family the  girls outvoted him.  They just made him sell. 

"He wouldn't sell all.  He kept about eighty acres that was off in  some  piece by itself, but the three hundred

that had the old brick  house on  it, and the big barnthat went, and Dryfoos bought him a  place in  Moffitt

and moved into town to live on the interest of his  money.  Just  What he had scolded and ridiculed everybody

else for  doing.  Well, they  say that at first he seemed like he would go crazy.  He hadn't anything  to do.  He

took a fancy to that landagent, and he  used to go and set in  his office and ask him what he should do.  'I

hain't got any horses, I  hain't got any cows, I hain't got any pigs, I  hain't got any chickens.  I hain't got

anything to do from sunup to  sundown.'  The fellow said  the tears used to run down the old  fellow's cheeks,

and if he hadn't been  so busy himself he believed he  should 'a' cried, too.  But most o' people  thought old

Dryfoos was  down in the mouth because he hadn't asked more  for his farm, when he  wanted to buy it back

and found they held it at a  hundred and fifty  thousand.  People couldn't believe he was just homesick  and

heartsick  for the old place.  Well, perhaps he was sorry he hadn't  asked more;  that's human nature, too. 

"After a while something happened.  That landagent used to tell  Dryfoos  to get out to Europe with his money

and see life a little, or  go and live  in Washington, where he could be somebody; but Dryfoos  wouldn't, and he

kept listening to the talk there, and all of a sudden  he caught on.  He  came into that fellow's one day with a

plan for  cutting up the eighty  acres he'd kept into town lots; and he'd got it  all plotted out sowell,  and had so

many practical ideas about it,  that the fellow was astonished.  He went right in with him, as far as  Dryfoos

would let him, and glad of  the chance; and they were working  the thing for all it was worth when I  struck

Moffitt.  Old Dryfoos  wanted me to go out and see the Dryfoos  Hendry Additionguess he  thought maybe

I'd write it up; and he drove me  out there himself.  Well, it was funny to see a town made: streets driven

through; two  rows of shadetrees, hard and soft, planted; cellars dug and  houses put  upregular Queen Anne

style, too, with stained glassall at  once.  Dryfoos apologized for the streets because they were handmade;

said  they expected their streetmaking machine Tuesday, and then they  intended to push things." 

Fulkerson enjoyed the effect of his picture on March for a moment,  and  then went on: "He was mighty

intelligent, too, and he questioned  me up  about my business as sharp as I ever was questioned; seemed to

kind of  strike his fancy; I guess he wanted to find out if there was  any money in  it.  He was making money,

hand over hand, then; and he  never stopped  speculating and improving till he'd scraped together  three or four

hundred thousand dollars, they said a million, but they  like round  numbers at Moffitt , and I guess half a

million would lay  over it  comfortably and leave a few thousands to spare, probably.  Then he came  on to New

York." 

Fulkerson struck a match against the ribbed side of the porcelain  cup  that held the matches in the centre of the

table, and lit a  cigarette,  which he began to smoke, throwing his head back with a  leisurely effect,  as if he had

got to the end of at least as much of  his story as he meant  to tell without prompting. 

March asked him the desired question.  "What in the world for?" 

Fulkerson took out his cigarette and said, with a smile: "To spend  his  money, and get his daughters into the

old Knickerbocker society.  Maybe  he thought they were all the same kind of Dutch." 

"And has he succeeded?" 

"Well, they're not social leaders yet.  But it's only a question of  time  generation or twoespecially if time's

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"You don't mean to say, Fulkerson," said March, with a  halfdoubting,  halfdaunted laugh, "that he's your

Angel?" 

"That's what I mean to say," returned Fulkerson.  "I ran onto him  in  Broadway one day last summer.  If you

ever saw anybody in your  life;  you're sure to meet him in Broadway again, sooner or later.  That's the

philosophy of the bunco business; country people from the  same  neighborhood are sure to run up against each

other the first time  they  come to New York.  I put out my hand, and I said, 'Isn't this Mr.  Dryfoos  from

Moffitt?'  He didn't seem to have any use for my hand; he  let me  keep it, and he squared those old lips of his

till his imperial  stuck  straight out.  Ever see Bernhardt in 'L'Etrangere'?  Well, the  American  husband is old

Dryfoos all over; no mustache; and haycolored  chin  whiskers cut slanting froze the corners of his mouth.

He cocked  his  little gray eyes at me, and says he: 'Yes, young man; my name is  Dryfoos,  and I'm from

Moffitt.  But I don't want no present of  Longfellow's Works,  illustrated; and I don't want to taste no fine  teas;

but I know a  policeman that does; and if you're the son of my  old friend Squire  Strohfeldt, you'd better get

out.'  'Well, then,'  said I, 'how would you  like to go into the newspaper syndicate  business?'  He gave another

look  at me, and then he burst out  laughing, and he grabbed my hand, and he  just froze to it.  I never  saw

anybody so glad. 

"Well, the long and the short of it was that I asked him round here  to  Maroni's to dinner; and before we broke

up for the night we had  settled  the financial side of the plan that's brought you to New York.  I can  see,'t said

Fulkerson, who had kept his eyes fast on March's  face, "that  you don't more than half like the idea of

Dryfoos.  It  ought to give you  more confidence in the thing than you ever had.  You  needn't be afraid,"  he

added, with some feeling, "that I talked  Dryfoos into the thing for my  own advantage." 

"Oh, my dear Fulkerson!" March protested, all the more fervently  because  he was really a little guilty. 

"Well, of course not! I didn't mean you were.  But I just happened  to  tell him what I wanted to go into when I

could see my way to it,  and he  caught on of his own accord.  The fact is," said Fulkerson, "I  guess I'd  better

make a clean breast of it, now I'm at it, Dryfoos  wanted to get  something for that boy of his to do.  He's in

railroads  himself, and he's  in mines and other things, and he keeps busy, and he  can't bear to have  his boy

hanging round the house doing nothing, like  as if he was a girl.  I told him that the great object of a rich man

was to get his son into  just that fix, but he couldn't seem to see it,  and the boy hated it  himself.  He's got a

good head, and he wanted to  study for the ministry  when they were all living together out on the  farm; but his

father had  the oldfashioned ideas about that.  You know  they used to think that any  sort of stuff was good

enough to make a  preacher out of; but they wanted  the good timber for business; and so  the old man wouldn't

let him.  You'll see the fellow; you'll like him;  he's no fool, I can tell you; and  he's going to be our publisher,

nominally at first and actually when I've  taught him the ropes a  little." 

XII.

Fulkerson stopped and looked at March, whom he saw lapsing into a  serious  silence.  Doubtless he divined his

uneasiness with the facts  that had  been given him to digest.  He pulled out his watch and  glanced at it.  "See

here, how would you like to go up to Fortysixth  street with me, and  drop in on old Dryfoos?  Now's your

chance.  He's  going West tomorrow,  and won't be back for a month or so.  They'll all  be glad to see you, and

you'll understand things better when you've  seen him and his family.  I  can't explain." 

March reflected a moment.  Then he said, with a wisdom that  surprised  him, for he would have liked to yield

to the impulse of his  curiosity:  "Perhaps we'd better wait till Mrs. March comes down, and  let things take  the

usual course.  The Dryfoos ladies will want to  call on her as the  lastcomer, and if I treated myself 'en garcon'

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"Well, perhaps you're right," said Fulkerson.  "I don't know much  about  these things, and I don't believe Ma

Dryfoos does, either."  He  was on  his legs lighting another cigarette.  "I suppose the girls are  getting

themselves up in etiquette, though.  Well, then, let's have a  look at the  'Every Other Week' building, and then,

if you like your  quarters there,  you can go round and close for Mrs. Green's flat." 

March's dormant allegiance to his wife's wishes had been roused by  his  decision in favor of good social

usage.  "I don't think I shall  take the  flat," he said. 

"Well, don't reject it without giving it another look, anyway.  Come on!" 

He helped March on with his light overcoat, and the little stir  they made  for their departure caught the notice

of the old German; he  looked up  from his beer at them.  March was more than ever impressed  with something

familiar in his face.  In compensation for his prudence  in regard to the  Dryfooses he now indulged an impulse.

He stepped  across to where the old  man sat, with his bald head shining like ivory  under the gasjet, and his

fine patriarchal length of bearded mask  taking picturesque lights and  shadows, and put out his hand to him. 

"Lindau! Isn't this Mr. Lindau?" 

The old man lifted himself slowly to his feet with mechanical  politeness,  and cautiously took March's hand.

"Yes, my name is  Lindau," he said,  slowly, while he scanned March's face.  Then he  broke into a long cry.

"Ahhhhh, my dear poy! my gong friendt!  mymyIdt is Passil Marge,  not zo?  Ah, ha, ha, ha! How

gladt I am to  zee you! Why, I am gladt! And  you rememberdt me?  You remember  Schiller, and Goethe, and

Uhland?  And  Indianapolis?  You still lif in  Indianapolis?  It sheers my hardt to zee  you.  But you are lidtle  oldt,

too?  Tventyfive years makes a  difference.  Ah, I am gladt!  Dell me, idt is Passil Marge, not zo?" 

He looked anxiously into March's face, with a gentle smile of mixed  hope  and doubt, and March said: "As

sure as it's Berthold Lindau, and  I guess  it's you.  And you remember the old times?  You were as much  of a

boy as  I was, Lindau.  Are you living in New York?  Do you  recollect how you  tried to teach me to fence?  I

don't know how to  this day, Lindau.  How  good you were, and how patient! Do you remember  how we used

to sit up in  the little parlor back of your  printingoffice, and read Die Rauber and  Die Theilung der Erde and

Die  Glocke?  And Mrs. Lindau?  Is she with" 

"Deadtdeadt long ago.  Right after I got home from the  wartventy  years ago.  But tell me, you are

married?  Children?  Yes!  Goodt! And how  oldt are you now?" 

"It makes me seventeen to see you, Lindau, but I've got a son  nearly as  old." 

"Ah, ha, ha! Goodt! And where do you lif?" 

"Well, I'm just coming to live in New York," March said, looking  over at  Fulkerson, who had been watching

his interview with the  perfunctory smile  of sympathy that people put on at the meeting of old  friends.  "I want

to  introduce you to my friend Mr. Fulkerson.  He and  I are going into a  literary enterprise here." 

"Ah! zo?"  said the old man, with polite interest.  He took  Fulkerson's  proffered hand, and they all stood

talking a few moments  together. 

Then Fulkerson said, with another look at his watch, "Well, March,  we're  keeping Mr. Lindau from his

dinner." 

"Dinner!" cried the old man.  "Idt's better than breadt and meadt  to see  Mr. Marge!" 


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"I must be going, anyway," said March.  " But I must see you again  soon,  Lindau.  Where do you live?  I want

a long talk." 

"And I.  You will find me here at dinnertime."  said the old man.  "It  is the best place"; and March fancied

him reluctant to give  another  address. 

To cover his consciousness he answered, gayly: "Then, it's 'auf  wiedersehen' with us.  Well!" 

"Also!" The old man took his hand, and made a mechanical movement  with  his mutilated arm, as if he would

have taken it in a double  clasp.  He  laughed at himself.  "I wanted to gif you the other handt,  too, but I  gafe it

to your gountry a goodt while ago." 

To my country?"  asked March, with a sense of pain, and yet  lightly, as  if it were a joke of the old man's.

"Your country, too,  Lindau?" 

The old man turned very grave, and said, almost coldly, "What  gountry  hass a poor man got, Mr. Marge?" 

"Well, you ought to have a share in the one you helped to save for  us  rich men, Lindau," March returned, still

humoring the joke. 

The old man smiled sadly, but made no answer as he sat down again. 

"Seems to be a little soured," said Fulkerson, as they went down  the  steps.  He was one of those Americans

whose habitual conception of  life  is unalloyed prosperity.  When any experience or observation of  his went

counter to it he sufferedsomething like physical pain.  He  eagerly  shrugged away the impression left upon

his buoyancy by Lindau,  and added  to March's continued silence, "What did I tell you about  meeting every

man in New York that you ever knew before?" 

I never expected to meat Lindau in the world again," said March,  more to  himself than to Fulkerson.  "I had an

impression that he had  been killed  in the war.  I almost wish he had been." 

"Oh, hello, now!" cried Fulkerson. 

March laughed, but went on soberly: "He was a man predestined to  adversity, though.  When I first knew him

out in Indianapolis he was  starving along with a sick wife and a sick newspaper.  It was before  the  Germans

had come over to the Republicans generally, but Lindau was  fighting the antislavery battle just as naturally

at Indianapolis in  1858 as he fought behind the barricades at Berlin in 1848.  And yet he  was always such a

gentle soul!  And so generous!  He taught me German  for  the love of it; he wouldn't spoil his pleasure by

taking a cent  from me;  he seemed to get enough out of my being young and  enthusiastic, and out  of

prophesying great things for me.  I wonder  what the poor old fellow is  doing here, with that one hand of his?" 

"Not amassing a very 'handsome pittance,' I guess, as Artemus Ward  would  say," said Fulkerson, getting back

some of his lightness.  "There are  lots of twohanded fellows in New York that are not doing  much better, I

guess.  Maybe he gets some writing on the German  papers." 

"I hope so.  He's one of the most accomplished men!  He used to be  a  splendid musicianpianistand knows

eight or ten languages." 

"Well, it's astonishing," said Fulkerson, "how much lumber those  Germans  can carry around in their heads all

their lives, and never  work it up  into anything.  It's a pity they couldn't do the acquiring,  and let out  the use of

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He talked on, unheeded by March, who went along halfconsciously  tormented by his lightness in the

pensive memories the meeting with  Lindau had called up.  Was this all that sweet, unselfish nature could

come to?  What a homeless old age at that meagre Italian table d'hote,  with that tall glass of beer for a

halfhour's oblivion!  That shabby  dress, that pathetic mutilation!  He must have a pension, twelve  dollars  a

month, or eighteen, from a grateful country.  But what else  did he eke  out with? 

"Well, here we are," said Fulkerson, cheerily.  He ran up the steps  before March, and opened the carpenter's

temporary valve in the door  frame, and led the way into a darkness smelling sweetly of unpainted

woodwork and newly dried plaster; their feat slipped on shavings and  grated on sand.  He scratched a match,

and found a candle, and then  walked about up and down stairs, and lectured on the advantages of the  place.

He had fitted up bachelor apartments for himself in the house,  and said that he was going to have a flat to let

on the top floor.  "I  didn't offer it to you because I supposed you'd be too proud to live  over your shop; and it's

too small, anyway; only five rooms." 

"Yes, that's too small," said March, shirking the other point. 

"Well, then, here's the room I intend for your office," said  Fulkerson,  showing him into a large back parlor

one flight up.  "You'll have it  quiet from the street noises here, and you can be at  home or not, as you  please.

There'll be a boy on the stairs to find  out.  Now, you see, this  makes the Grosvenor Green flat practicable,  if

you want it." 

March felt the forces of fate closing about him and pushing him to  a  decision.  He feebly fought them off till

he could have another look  at  the flat.  Then, baked and subdued still more by the unexpected  presence  of

Mrs. Grosvenor Green herself, who was occupying it so as  to be able to  show it effectively, he took it.  He

was aware more than  ever of its  absurdities; he knew that his wife would never cease to  hate it; but he  had

suffered one of those eclipses of the imagination  to which men of his  temperament are subject, and into

which he could  see no future for his  desires.  He felt a comfort in irretrievably  committing himself, and

exchanging the burden of indecision for the  burden of responsibility. 

"I don't know," said Fulkerson, as they walked back to his hotel  together, "but you might fix it up with that

lone widow and her pretty  daughter to take part of their house here."  He seemed to be reminded  of  it by the

fact of passing the house, and March looked up at its  dark  front.  He could not have told exactly why be felt a

pang of  remorse at  the sight, and doubtless it was more regret for having  taken the  Grosvenor Green flat than

for not having taken the widow's  rooms.  Still,  he could not forget her wistfulness when his wife and  he were

looking at  them, and her disappointment when they decided  against them.  He had  toyed, in, his aftertalk to

Mrs. March, with a  sort of hypothetical  obligation they had to modify their plans so as  to meet the widow's

want  of just such a family as theirs; they had  both said what a blessing it  would be to her, and what a pity

they  could not do it; but they had  decided very distinctly that they could  not.  Now it seemed to him that  they

might; and he asked himself  whether he had not actually departed as  much from their ideal as if he  had taken

board with the widow.  Suddenly  it seemed to him that his  wife asked him this, too. 

"I reckon," said Fulkerson, "that she could have arranged to give  you  your meals in your rooms, and it would

have come to about the same  thing  as housekeeping." 

"No sort of boarding can be the same as housekeeping," said March.  "I want my little girl to have the run of

a kitchen, and I want the  whole  family to have the moral effect of housekeeping.  It's  demoralizing to  board, in

every way; it isn't a home, if anybody else  takes the care of  it off your hands." 

"Well, I suppose so," Fulkerson assented; but March's words had a  hollow  ring to himself, and in his own

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He parted from him on the usual terms outwardly, but he felt  obscurely  abused by Fulkerson in regard to the

Dryfooses, father and  son.  He did  not know but Fulkerson had taken an advantage of him in  allowing him to

commit himself to their enterprise with out fully and  frankly telling him  who and what his backer was; he

perceived that  with young Dryfoos as the  publisher and Fulkerson as the general  director of the paper there

might  be very little play for his own  ideas of its conduct.  Perhaps it was the  hurt to his vanity involved  by the

recognition of this fact that made him  forget how little choice  he really had in the matter, and how, since he

had not accepted the  offer to edit the insurance paper, nothing remained  for him but to  close with Fulkerson.

In this moment of suspicion and  resentment he  accused Fulkerson of hastening his decision in regard to  the

Grosvenor  Green apartment; he now refused to consider it a decision,  and said to  himself that if he felt

disposed to do so he would send Mrs.  Green a  note reversing it in the morning.  But he put it all off till

morning  with his clothes, when he went to bed, he put off even thinking  what  his wife would say; he cast

Fulkerson and his constructive treachery  out of his mind, too, and invited into it some pensive reveries of the

past, when he still stood at the parting of the ways, and could take  this  path or that.  In his middle life this was

not possible; he must  follow  the path chosen long, ago, wherever, it led.  He was not master  of  himself, as he

once seemed, but the servant of those he loved; if  he  could do what he liked, perhaps he might renounce this

whole New  York  enterprise, and go off somewhere out of the reach of care; but he  could  not do what he

liked, that was very clear.  In the pathos of  this  conviction he dwelt compassionately upon the thought of poor

old  Lindau;  he resolved to make him accept a handsome sum of moneymore  than he  could spare,

something that he would feel the loss ofin  payment of the  lessons in German and fencing given so long

ago.  At  the usual rate for  such lessons, his debt, with interest for  twentyodd years, would run  very far into

the hundreds.  Too far, he  perceived, for his wife's joyous  approval; he determined not to add  the interest; or

he believed that  Lindau would refuse the interest; he  put a fine speech in his mouth,  making him do so; and

after that he  got Lindau employment on 'Every Other  Week,' and took care of him till  he died. 

Through all his melancholy and munificence he was aware of sordid  anxieties for having taken the Grosvenor

Green apartment.  These began  to  assume visible, tangible shapes as he drowsed, and to became  personal

entities, from which he woke, with little starts, to a  realization of  their true nature, and then suddenly fell fast

asleep. 

In the accomplishment of the events which his reverie played with,  there  was much that retroactively stamped

it with prophecy, but much  also that  was better than he forboded.  He found that with regard to  the Grosvenor

Green apartment he had not allowed for his wife's  willingness to get any  sort of roof over her head again after

the  removal from their old home,  or for the alleviations that grow up  through mere custom.  The practical

workings of the apartment were not  so bad; it had its good points, and  after the first sensation of  oppression

in it they began to feel the  convenience of its  arrangement.  They were at that time of life when  people first

turn to  their children's opinion with deference, and, in the  loss of keenness  in their own likes and dislikes,

consult the young  preferences which  are still so sensitive.  It went far to reconcile Mrs.  March to the

apartment that her children were pleased with its novelty;  when this  wore off for them, she had herself begun

to find it much more  easily  manageable than a house.  After she had put away several barrels  of  gimcracks,

and folded up screens and rugs and skins, and carried them  all off to the little dark storeroom which the flat

developed, she  perceived at once a roominess and coziness in it unsuspected before.  Then, when people

began to call, she had a pleasure, a superiority, in  saying that it was a furnished apartment, and in disclaiming

all  responsibility for the upholstery and decoration.  If March was by,  she  always explained that it was Mr.

March's fancy, and amiably  laughed it  off with her callers as a mannish eccentricity.  Nobody  really seemed to

think it otherwise than pretty; and this again was a  triumph for Mrs.  March, because it showed how inferior

the New York  taste was to the  Boston taste in such matters. 

March submitted silently to his punishment, and laughed with her  before  company at his own eccentricity.

She had been so preoccupied  with the  adjustment of the family to its new quarters and  circumstances that the

time passed for laying his misgivings, if they  were misgivings, about  Fulkerson before her, and when an

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number of 'Every Other Week.'  He kept these  from her, too, and the  business that brought them to New York

had  apparently dropped into  abeyance before the questions of domestic  economy that presented and  absented

themselves.  March knew his wife  to be a woman of good mind and  in perfect sympathy with him, but he

understood the limitations of her  perspective; and if he was not too  wise, he was too experienced to  intrude

upon it any affairs of his  till her own were reduced to the right  order and proportion.  It would  have been folly

to talk to her of  Fulkerson's conjecturable uncandor  while she was in doubt whether her  cook would like the

kitchen, or her  two servants would consent to room  together; and till it was decided  what school Tom should

go to, and  whether Bella should have lessons at  home or not, the relation which  March was to bear to the

Dryfooses, as  owner and publisher, was not to be  discussed with his wife.  He might  drag it in, but he was

aware that with  her mind distracted by more  immediate interests he could not get from her  that judgment, that

reasoned divination, which he relied upon so much.  She would try, she  would do her best, but the result

would be a view  clouded and  discolored by the effort she must make. 

He put the whole matter by, and gave himself to the details of the  work  before him.  In this he found not only

escape, but reassurance,  for it  became more and more apparent that whatever was nominally the  structure  of

the business, a man of his qualifications and his  instincts could not  have an insignificant place in it.  He had

also  the consolation of liking  his work, and of getting an instant grasp of  it that grew constantly  firmer and

closer.  The joy of knowing that he  had not made a mistake was  great.  In giving rein to ambitions long

forborne he seemed to get back  to the youth when he had indulged them  first; and after half a lifetime  passed

in pursuits alien to his  nature, he was feeling the serene  happiness of being mated through his  work to his

early love.  From the  outside the spectacle might have had  its pathos, and it is not easy to  justify such an

experiment as he had  made at his time of life, except  upon the ground where he rested from  its

considerationthe ground of  necessity. 

His work was more in his thoughts than himself, however; and as the  time  for the publication of the first

number of his periodical came  nearer,  his cares all centred upon it.  Without fixing any date,  Fulkerson had

announced it, and pushed his announcements with the  shameless vigor of a  born advertiser.  He worked his

interest with the  press to the utmost,  and paragraphs of a variety that did credit to  his ingenuity were afloat

everywhere.  Some of them were speciously  unfavorable in tone; they  criticised and even ridiculed the

principles  on which the new departure  in literary journalism was based.  Others  defended it; others yet denied

that this rumored principle was really  the principle.  All contributed to  make talk.  All proceeded from the

same fertile invention. 

March observed with a degree of mortification that the talk was  very  little of it in the New York press; there

the references to the  novel  enterprise were slight and cold.  But Fulkerson said: "Don't  mind that,  old man.  It's

the whole country that makes or breaks a  thing like this;  New York has very little to do with it.  Now if it  were

a play, it would  be different.  New York does make or break a  play; but it doesn't make or  break a book; it

doesn't make or break a  magazine.  The great mass of the  readers are outside of New York, and  the rural

districts are what we have  got to go for.  They don't read  much in New York; they write, and talk  about what

they've written.  Don't you worry." 

The rumor of Fulkerson's connection with the enterprise accompanied  many  of the paragraphs, and he was

able to stay March's thirst for  employment  by turning over to him from day to day heaps of the  manuscripts

which  began to pour in from his old syndicate writers, as  well as from  adventurous volunteers all over the

country.  With these  in hand March  began practically to plan the first number, and to  concrete a general

scheme from the material and the experience they  furnished.  They had  intended to issue the first number with

the new  year, and if it had been  an affair of literature alone, it would have  been very easy; but it was  the art

leg they limped on, as Fulkerson  phrased it.  They had not merely  to deal with the question of specific

illustrations for this article or  that, but to decide the whole  character of their illustrations, and first  of all to get

a design for  a cover which should both ensnare the heedless  and captivate the  fastidious.  These things did not

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to run the art leg himself.  The phrase was again his,  but it  was simpler to make the phrase than to run the leg.

The difficult  generation, at once stiffbacked and slippery, with which he had to do  in  this endeavor, reduced

even so buoyant an optimist to despair, and  after  wasting some valuable weeks in trying to work the artists

himself, he  determined to get an artist to work them.  But what  artist?  It could not  be a man with fixed

reputation and a following:  he would be too costly,  and would have too many enemies among his  brethren,

even if he would  consent to undertake the job.  Fulkerson  had a man in mind, an artist,  too, who would have

been the very thing  if he had been the thing at all.  He had talent enough, and his sort of  talent would reach

round the whole  situation, but, as Fulkerson said,  he was as many kinds of an ass as he  was kinds of an artist. 


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