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William Dean Howells .............................................................................................................................1

XXVI. .......................................................................................................................................................1

XXVII......................................................................................................................................................4

XXVIII. ....................................................................................................................................................7

XXIX. .....................................................................................................................................................10

XXX. ......................................................................................................................................................15

XXXI. .....................................................................................................................................................17

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XXXVII.................................................................................................................................................37

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XXVI.

They found Burnamy expecting them at the station in Carlsbad, and  she  scolded him like a mother for taking

the trouble to meet them,  while she  kept back for the present any sign of knowing that he had  staid over a  day

with the Triscoes in Leipsic.  He was as  affectionately glad to see  her and her husband as she could have

wished, but she would have liked it  better if he had owned up at once  about Leipsic.  He did not, and it

seemed to her that he was holding  her at arm'slength in his answers  about his employer.  He would not  say

how he liked his work, or how he  liked Mr. Stoller; he merely said  that they were at Pupp's together, and  that

he had got in a good day's  work already; and since he would say no  more, she contented herself  with that. 

The long drive from the station to the hotel was by streets that  wound  down the hillside like those of an

Italian mountain town,  between gay  stuccoed houses, of Southern rather than of Northern  architecture; and

the impression of a Latin country was heightened at  a turn of the road  which brought into view a colossal

crucifix planted  against a curtain of  dark green foliage on the brow of one of the  wooded heights that

surrounded Carlsbad.  When they reached the level  of the Tepl, the hill  fed torrent that brawls through the

little city  under pretty bridges  within walls of solid masonry, they found  themselves in almost the only

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vehicle on a brilliant promenade  thronged with a cosmopolitan world.  Germans in every manner of misfit;

Polish Jews in long black gabardines,  with tight corkscrew curls on  their temples under their black velvet

derbys; Austrian officers in  tight corsets; Greek priests in flowing  robes and brimless high hats;  Russians in

caftans and Cossacks in  Astrakhan caps, accented the more  homogeneous masses of western  Europeans, in

which it would have been  hard to say which were English,  French or Italians.  Among the vividly  dressed

ladies, some were  imaginably Parisian from their chic  costumes, but they might easily have  been Hungarians

or Levantines of  taste; some Americans, who might have  passed unknown in the perfection  of their dress,

gave their nationality  away in the flat wooden tones  of their voices, which made themselves  heard above the

low hum of talk  and the whisper of the innumerable feet. 

The omnibus worked its way at a slow walk among the promenaders  going and  coming between the rows of

pollard locusts on one side and  the bright  walls of the houses on the other.  Under the trees were  tables, served

by  pretty bareheaded girls who ran to and from the  restaurants across the  way.  On both sides flashed and

glittered the  little shops full of  silver, glass, jewelry, terracotta figurines,  woodcarvings, and all the  idle

frippery of wateringplace traffic:  they suggested Paris, and they  suggested Saratoga, and then they were  of

Carlsbad and of no place else  in the world, as the crowd which  might have been that of other cities at  certain

moments could only  have been of Carlsbad in its habitual effect. 

"Do you like it?" asked Burnamy, as if he owned the place, and Mrs.  March  saw how simplehearted he was

in his reticence, after all.  She  was ready  to bless him when they reached the hotel and found that his  interest

had  got them the only rooms left in the house.  This  satisfied in her the  passion for size which is at the bottom

of every  American heart, and  which perhaps above all else marks us the youngest  of the peoples.  We pride

ourselves on the bigness of our own things,  but we are not  ungenerous, and when we go to Europe and find

things  bigger than ours, we  are magnanimously happy in them.  Pupp's, in its  altogether different  way, was

larger than any hotel at Saratoga or at  Niagara; and when  Burnamy told her that it sometimes fed fifteen

thousand people a day in  the height of the season, she was personally  proud of it. 

She waited with him in the rotunda of the hotel, while the  secretary led  March off to look at the rooms

reserved for them, and  Burnamy hospitably  turned the revolving octagonal case in the centre  of the rotunda

where  the names of the guests were put up.  They were  of all nations, but there  were so many New Yorkers

whose names ended  in berg, and thal, and stern,  and baum that she seemed to be gazing  upon a cyclorama of

the signs on  Broadway.  A large man of  unmistakable American make, but with so little  that was of New

England  or New York in his presence that she might not at  once have thought  him American, lounged toward

them with a quill  toothpick in the corner  of his mouth.  He had a jealous blue eye, into  which he seemed

trying  to put a friendly light; his straight mouth  stretched into an  involuntary smile above his tawny

chinbeard, and he  wore his soft hat  so far back from his high forehead (it showed to the  crown when he  took

his hat off) that he had the effect of being  uncovered. 

At his approach Burnamy turned, and with a flush said: "Oh! Let me  introduce Mr. Stoller, Mrs. March." 

Stoller took his toothpick out of his mouth and bowed; then he  seemed to  remember, and took off his hat.

"You see Jews enough, here  to make you  feel at home?" he asked; and he added: "Well, we got some  of 'em

in  Chicago, too, I guess.  This young man"he twisted his head  toward  Burnamy" found you easy enough?" 

"It was very good of him to meet us," Mrs. March began.  "We didn't  expect" 

"Oh, that's all right," said Stoller, putting his toothpick back,  and his  hat on.  "We'd got through for the day;

my doctor won't let me  work all I  want to, here.  Your husband's going to take the cure, they  tell me.  Well, he

wants to go to a good doctor, first.  You can't go  and drink  these waters hit or miss.  I found that out before I

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"Oh, no!"  said Mrs. March, and she wished to explain how they had  been  advised; but he said to Burnamy: 

"I sha'n't want you again till ten tomorrow morning.  Don't let me  interrupt you," he added patronizingly to

Mrs. March.  He put his hand  up  toward his hat, and sauntered away out of the door. 

Burnamy did not speak; and she only asked at last, to relieve the  silence, "Is Mr. Stoller an American?" 

"Why, I suppose so," he answered, with an uneasy laugh.  "His  people were  German emigrants who settled in

Southern Indiana.  That  makes him as much  American as any of us, doesn't it?" 

Burnamy spoke with his mind on his FrenchCanadian grandfather, who  had  come down through Detroit,

when their name was Bonami; but Mrs.  March  answered from her eight generations of New England

ancestry.  "Oh, for  the West, yes, perhaps," and they neither of them said  anything more  about Stoller. 

In their room, where she found March waiting for her amidst their  arriving baggage, she was so full of her

pentup opinions of Burnamy's  patron that she, would scarcely speak of the view from their windows  of  the

wooded hills up and down the Tepl.  "Yes, yes; very nice, and I  know  I shall enjoy it ever so much.  But I don't

know what you will  think of  that poor young Burnamy!" 

"Why, what's happened to him?" 

"Happened?  Stoller's happened." 

"Oh, have you seen him, already?  Well?" 

"Well, if you had been going to pick out that type of man, you'd  have  rejected him, because you'd have said

he was too pat.  He's like  an actor  made up for a Western millionaire.  Do you remember that  American in

'L'Etranger' which Bernhardt did in Boston when she first  came?  He,  looks exactly like that, and he has the

worst manners.  He  stood talking  to me with his hat on, and a toothpick in his mouth; and  he made me feel  as

if he had bought me, along with Burnamy, and had  paid too much.  If  you don't give him a setting down,

Basil, I shall  never speak to you;  that's all.  I'm sure Burnamy is in some trouble  with him; he's got some  sort

of hold upon him; what it could be in  such a short time, I can't  imagine; but if ever a man seemed to be, in  a

man's power, he does, in  his! 

"Now," said March, "your pronouns have got so far beyond me that I  think  we'd better let it all go till after

supper; perhaps I shall see  Stoller  myself by that time." 

She had been deeply stirred by her encounter with Stoller, but she  entered with impartial intensity into the

fact that the elevator at  Pupp's had the characteristic of always coming up and never going down  with

passengers.  It was locked into its closet with a solid door, and  there was no bell to summon it, or any place to

take it except on the  groundfloor; but the stairs by which she could descend were abundant  and  stately; and

on one landing there was the lithograph of one of the  largest and ugliest hotels in New York; how ugly it was,

she said she  should never have known if she had not seen it there. 

The diningroom was divided into the grand saloon, where they  supped amid  rococo sculptures and frescoes,

and the glazed veranda  opening by vast  windows on a spread of tables without, which were  already filling up

for  the evening concert.  Around them at the  different tables there were  groups of faces and figures fascinating

in  their strangeness, with that  distinction which abashes our American  level in the presence of European

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"How simple and unimpressive we are, Basil," she said, "beside all  these  people!  I used to feel it in Europe

when I was young, and now  I'm  certain that we must seem like two fadedin old village  photographs.  We

don't even look intellectual!  I hope we look good." 

"I know I do," said March.  The waiter went for their supper, and  they  joined in guessing the different

nationalities in the room.  A  French  party was easy enough; a Spanish mother and daughter were not  difficult,

though whether they were not SouthAmerican remained  uncertain; two  elderly maiden ladies were

unmistakably of central  Massachusetts, and  were obviously of a bookclub culture that had left  no leaf

unturned;  some Triestines gave themselves away by their  Venetian accent; but a  large group at a farther table

were  unassignable in the strange language  which they clattered loudly  together, with bursts of laughter.  They

were  a family party of old  and young, they were having a good time, with a  freedom which she  called

baronial; the ladies wore white satin, or black  lace, but the  men were in sackcoats; she chose to attribute

them, for no  reason but  their outlandishness, to Transylvania.  March pretended to  prefer a  table full of

Germans, who were unmistakably bourgeois, and yet  of  intellectual effect.  He chose as his favorite a

middleaged man of  learned aspect, and they both decided to think of him as the Herr  Professor, but they did

not imagine how perfectly the title fitted him  till he drew a long comb from his waistcoat pocket and combed

his hair  and beard with it above the table. 

The wine wrought with the Transylvanians, and they all jargoned  together  at once, and laughed at the jokes

passing among them.  One  old gentleman  had a peculiar fascination from the infantile innocence  of his gums

when  he threw his head back to laugh, and showed an upper  jaw toothless except  for two incisors, standing

guard over the chasm  between.  Suddenly he  choked, coughed to relieve himself, hawked, held  his napkin up

before  him, and 

"Noblesse oblige," said March, with the tone of irony which he  reserved  for his wife's preoccupations with

aristocracies of all  sorts.  "I think  I prefer my Hair Professor, bourgeois, as he is." 

The ladies attributively of central Massachusetts had risen from  their  table, and were making for the door

without having paid for  their supper.  The head waiter ran after them; with a real delicacy for  their mistake he

explained that though in most places the meals were  charged in the bill,  it was the custom in Carlsbad to pay

for them at  the table; one could see  that he was making their error a pleasant  adventure to them which they

could laugh over together, and write home  about without a pang. 

"And I," said Mrs. March, shamelessly abandoning the party of the  aristocracy, "prefer the manners of the

lower classes." 

"Oh, yes," he admitted.  "The only manners we have at home are  black  ones.  But you mustn't lose courage.

Perhaps the nobility are  not always  so baronial." 

"I don't know whether we have manners at home," she said, "and I  don't  believe I care.  At least we have

decencies." 

"Don't be a jingo," said her husband. 

XXVII.

Though Stoller had formally discharged Burnamy from duty for the  day, he  was not so full of resources in

himself, and he had not so  general an  acquaintance in the hotel but he was glad to have the young  fellow

make  up to him in the readingroom, that night.  He laid down a  New York paper  ten days old in despair of

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elbow, as  he gave a contemptuous glance at the foreign  journals, in Bohemian,  Hungarian, German, French,

and Italian, which  littered the large table. 

I wonder," he said, "how long it'll take'em, over here, to catch on  to  our way of having pictures?" 

Burnamy had come to his newspaper work since illustrated journalism  was  established, and he had never had

any shock from it at home, but  so  sensitive is youth to environment that, after four days in Europe,  the  New

York paper Stoller had laid down was already hideous to him.  From  the politic side of his nature, however, he

temporized with  Stoller's  preference.  "I suppose it will be some time yet." 

"I wish," said Stoller, with a savage disregard of expressed  sequences  and relevancies, "I could ha' got some

pictures to send home  with that  letter this afternoon: something to show how they do things  here, and be  a

kind of objectlesson."  This term had come up in a  recent campaign  when some employers, by shutting down

their works,  were showing their  employees what would happen if the employees voted  their political  opinions

into effect, and Stoller had then mastered  its meaning and was  fond of using it.  "I'd like 'em to see the woods

around here, that the  city owns, and the springs, and the  donkeycarts, and the theatre, and  everything, and

give 'em some  practical ideas." 

Burnamy made an uneasy movement. 

"I'd 'a' liked to put 'em alongside of some of our improvements,  and show  how a town can be carried on when

it's managed on business  principles.  "Why didn't you think of it?" 

"Really, I don't know," said Burnamy, with a touch of impatience. 

They had not met the evening before on the best of terms.  Stoller  had  expected Burnamy twentyfour hours

earlier, and had shown his  displeasure  with him for loitering a day at Leipsic which he might  have spent at

Carlsbad; and Burnamy had been unsatisfactory in  accounting for the  delay.  But he had taken hold so

promptly and so  intelligently that by  working far into the night, and through the  whole forenoon, he had got

Stoller's crude mass of notes into shape,  and had sent off in time for  the first steamer the letter which was to

appear over the proprietor's  name in his paper.  It was a sort of  rough but very full study of the  Carlsbad city

government, the methods  of taxation, the municipal  ownership of the springs and the lands, and  the public

control in  everything.  It condemned the aristocratic  constitution of the  municipality, but it charged heavily in

favor of  the purity, beneficence,  and wisdom of the administration, under which  there was no poverty and no

idleness, and which was managed like any  large business. 

Stoller had sulkily recurred to his displeasure, once or twice, and  Burnamy suffered it submissively until

now.  But now, at the change in  Burnamy's tone, he changed his manner a little. 

"Seen your friends since supper?" he asked. 

"Only a moment.  They are rather tired, and they've gone to bed." 

That the fellow that edits that book you write for?" 

"Yes; he owns it, too." 

The notion of any sort of ownership moved Stoller's respect, and he  asked  more deferentially, "Makin' a good

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"A living, I suppose.  Some of the highclass weeklies feel the  competition of the tencent monthlies.  But

'Every Other Week' is  about  the best thing we've got in the literary way, and I guess it's  holding  its own." 

"Have to, to let the editor come to Carlsbad," Stoller said, with a  return to the sourness of his earlier mood.  "I

don't know as I care  much  for his looks; I seen him when he came in with you.  No snap to  him."  He clicked

shut the penknife he had been paring his nails with,  and  started up with the abruptness which marked all his

motions,  mental and  physical; as he walked heavily out of the room he said,  without looking  at Burnamy,

"You want to be ready by half past ten at  the latest." 

Stoller's father and mother were poor emigrants who made their way  to the  West with the instinct for sordid

prosperity native to their  race and  class; and they set up a small butcher shop in the little  Indiana town  where

their son was born, and throve in it from the  start.  He could  remember his mother helping his father make the

sausage and headcheese  and pickle the pigs' feet, which they took  turns in selling at as great a  price as they

could extort from the  townspeople.  She was a good and  tender mother, and when her little  Yawcup, as the

boys called Jacob in  mimicry after her, had grown to  the schoolgoing age, she taught him to  fight the

Americans, who  stoned him when he came out of his gate, and  mobbed his homecoming;  and mocked and

tormented him at playtime till  they wore themselves  into a kindlier mind toward him through the  exhaustion

of their  invention.  No one, so far as the gloomy, stocky,  rather dense little  boy could make out, ever

interfered in his behalf;  and he grew up in  bitter shame for his German origin, which entailed upon  him the

hard  fate of being Dutch among the Americans.  He hated his  native speech  so much that he cried when he

was forced to use it with his  father and  mother at home; he furiously denied it with the boys who  proposed to

parley with him in it on such terms as "Nix come arouce in de  Dytchman's house."  He disused it so

thoroughly that after his father  took him out of school, when he was old enough to help in the shop, he  could

not get back to it.  He regarded his father's business as part  of  his national disgrace, and at the cost of leaving

his home he broke  away  from it, and informally apprenticed himself to the village  blacksmith and

wagonmaker.  When it came to his setting up for  himself in the business  he had chosen, he had no help from

his father,  who had gone on adding  dollar to dollar till he was one of the richest  men in the place. 

Jacob prospered too; his old playmates, who had used him so  cruelly, had  many of them come to like him;

but as a Dutchman they  never dreamt of  asking him to their houses when they were young  people, any more

than  when they were children.  He was long deeply in  love with an American  girl whom he had never spoken

to, and the dream  of his life was to marry  an American.  He ended by marrying the  daughter of Pferd the

brewer, who  had been at an American school in  Indianapolis, and had come home as  fragilely and nasally

American as  anybody.  She made him a good, sickly,  fretful wife; and bore him five  children, of whom two

survived, with no  visible taint of their German  origin. 

In the mean time Jacob's father had died and left his money to his  son,  with the understanding that he was to

provide for his mother, who  would  gladly have given every cent to him and been no burden to him,  if she

could.  He took her home, and cared tenderly for her as long as  she  lived; and she meekly did her best to

abolish herself in a  household  trying so hard to be American.  She could not help her  native accent, but  she

kept silence when her son's wife had company;  and when her eldest  granddaughter began very early to have

American  callers, she went out of  the room; they would not have noticed her if  she had staid. 

Before this Jacob had come forward publicly in proportion to his  financial importance in the community.  He

first commended himself to  the  Better Element by crushing out a strike in his Buggy Works, which  were  now

the largest business interest of the place; and he rose on a  wave of  municipal reform to such a height of favor

with the  respectable classes  that he was elected on a citizens' ticket to the  Legislature.  In the  reaction which

followed he was barely defeated  for Congress, and was  talked of as a dark horse who might be put up  for the

governorship some  day; but those who knew him best predicted  that he would not get far in  politics, where

his bullheaded business  ways would bring him to ruin  sooner or later; they said, "You can't  swing a bolt like

you can a  strike." 


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When his mother died, he surprised his old neighbors by going to  live in  Chicago, though he kept his works

in the place where he and  they had  grown up together.  His wife died shortly after, and within  four years he

lost his three eldest children; his son, it was said,  had begun to go  wrong first.  But the rumor of his increasing

wealth  drifted back from  Chicago; he was heard of in different enterprises  and speculations; at  last it was said

that he had bought a newspaper,  and then his boyhood  friends decided that Jake was going into politics  again. 

In the wider horizons and opener atmosphere of the great city he  came to  understand better that to be an

American in all respects was  not the  best.  His mounting sense of importance began to be  retroactive in the

direction of his ancestral home; he wrote back to  the little town near  Wurzburg which his people had come

from, and  found that he had relatives  still living there, some of whom had  become people of substance; and

about the time his health gave way  from lifelong gluttony, and he was  ordered to Carlsbad, he had pretty

much made up his mind to take his  younger daughters and put them in  school for a year or two in Wurzburg,

for a little discipline if not  education.  He had now left them there, to  learn the language, which  he had

forgotten with such heartburning and  shame, and music, for  which they had some taste. 

The twins loudly lamented their fate, and they parted from their  father  with open threats of running away; and

in his heart he did not  altogether  blame them.  He came away from Wurzburg raging at the  disrespect for his

money and his standing in business which had  brought him a more galling  humiliation there than anything he

had  suffered in his boyhood at Des  Vaches.  It intensified him in his  dearbought Americanism to the point  of

wishing to commit lese majesty  in the teeth of some local dignitaries  who had snubbed him, and who  seemed

to enjoy putting our eagle to shame  in his person; there was  something like the bird of his stepcountry in

Stoller's pale eyes and  huge beak. 

XXVIII.

March sat with a company of other patients in the anteroom of the  doctor,  and when it came his turn to be

prodded and kneaded, he was  ashamed at  being told he was not so bad a case as he had dreaded.  The  doctor

wrote  out a careful dietary for him, with a prescription of a  certain number of  glasses of water at a certain

spring and a certain  number of baths, and a  rule for the walks he was to take before and  after eating; then the

doctor patted him on the shoulder and pushed  him caressingly out of his  inner office.  It was too late to begin

his  treatment that day, but he  went with his wife to buy a cup, with a  strap for hanging it over his  shoulder,

and he put it on so as to be  an invalid with the others at  once; he came near forgetting the small  napkin of

Turkish towelling which  they stuffed into their cups, but  happily the shopman called him back in  time to sell

it to him. 

At five the next morning he rose, and on his way to the street  exchanged  with the servants cleaning the hotel

stairs the first of the  gloomy  'Guten Morgens' which usher in the day at Carlsbad.  They  cannot be so  finally

hopeless as they sound; they are probably  expressive only of the  popular despair of getting through with them

before night; but March  heard the salutations sorrowfully groaned out  on every hand as he joined  the

straggling current of invalids which  swelled on the way past the  silent shops and cafes in the Alte Wiese,  till

it filled the street, and  poured its thousands upon the promenade  before the classic colonnade of  the

Muhlbrunn.  On the other bank of  the Tepl the Sprudel flings its  steaming waters by irregular impulses  into

the air under a pavilion of  iron and glass; but the Muhlbrunn is  the source of most resort.  There is  an

instrumental concert somewhere  in Carlsbad from early rising till  bedtime; and now at the Muhlbrunn  there

was an orchestra already playing;  and under the pillared porch,  as well as before it, the multitude  shuffled up

and down, draining  their cups by slow sips, and then taking  each his place in the  interminable line moving on

to replenish them at  the spring. 

A picturesque majority of Polish Jews, whom some vice of their  climate is  said peculiarly to fit for the

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plush  or velvet, with their corkscrew curls coming down  before their ears.  They were old and young, they

were grizzled and red  and black, but they  seemed all welltodo; and what impresses one  first and last at

Carlsbad  is that its waters are mainly for the  healing of the rich.  After the  Polish Jews, the Greek priests of

Russian race were the most striking  figures.  There were types of  Latin ecclesiastics, who were striking in

their way too; and the  uniforms of certain Austrian officers and soldiers  brightened the  picture.  Here and

there a southern face, Italian or  Spanish or  Levantine, looked passionately out of the mass of dull German

visages;  for at Carlsbad the Germans, more than any other gentile nation,  are  to the fore.  Their misfits, their

absence of style, imparted the  prevalent effect; though now and then among the women a Hungarian, or  Pole,

or Parisian, or American, relieved the eye which seeks beauty  and  grace rather than the domestic virtues.

There were certain faces,  types  of discomfort and disease, which appealed from the beginning to  the end.  A

young Austrian, yellow as gold, and a livid SouthAmerican,  were of a  lasting fascination to March. 

What most troubled him, in his scrutiny of the crowd, was the  difficulty  of assigning people to their

respective nations, and he  accused his years  of having dulled his perceptions; but perhaps it was  from their

long  disuse in his homogeneous American world.  The  Americans themselves fused  with the European races

who were often so  hard to make out; his fellow  citizens would not be identified till  their bad voices gave

them away;  he thought the women's voices the  worst. 

At the springs, a line of young girls with a steady mechanical  action  dipped the cups into the steaming source,

and passed them  impersonally up  to their owners.  With the patients at the Muhlbrunn  it was often a half

hour before one's turn carne, and at all a strict  etiquette forbade any  attempt to anticipate it.  The water was

merely  warm and flat, and after  the first repulsion one could forget it.  March formed a childish habit  of

counting ten between the sips, and  of finishing the cup with a gulp  which ended it quickly; he varied his

walks between cups by going  sometimes to a bridge at the end of the  colonnade where a group of  Triestines

were talking Venetian, and  sometimes to the little Park beyond  the Kurhaus, where some old women  were

sweeping up from the close sward  the yellow leaves which the  trees had untidily dropped overnight.  He  liked

to sit there and look  at the city beyond the Tepl, where it climbed  the wooded heights in  terraces till it lost its

houses in the skirts and  folds of the  forest.  Most mornings it rained, quietly, absentmindedly,  and this,  with

the chili in the air, deepened a pleasant illusion of  Quebec  offered by the upper town across the stream; but

there were sunny  mornings when the mountains shone softly through a lustrous mist, and  the  air was almost

warm. 

Once in his walk he found himself the companion of Burnamy's  employer,  whom he had sometimes noted in

the line at the Muhlbrunn,  waiting his  turn, cup in hand, with a face of sullen impatience.  Stoller explained

that though you could have the water brought to you  at your hotel, he  chose to go to the spring for the sake of

the air;  it was something you  had got to live through; before he had that young  Burnamy to help him he  did

not know what to do with his time, but now,  every minute he was not  eating or sleeping he was working; his

cure  did not oblige him to walk  much.  He examined March, with a certain  mixture of respect and contempt,

upon the nature of the literary life,  and how it differed from the life  of a journalist.  He asked if he  thought

Burnamy would amount to anything  as a literary man; he so far  assented to March's faith in him as to say,

"He's smart."  He told of  leaving his daughters in school at Wurzburg;  and upon the whole he  moved March

with a sense of his pathetic loneliness  without moving his  liking, as he passed lumberingly on, dangling his

cup. 

March gave his own cup to the little maid at his spring, and while  she  gave it to a second, who dipped it and

handed it to a third for  its  return to him, he heard an unmistakable fellowcountryman saying  good,

morning to them all in English.  "Are you going to teach them  United  States?" he asked of a face with which

he knew such an appeal  would not  fail. 

"Well," the man admitted, "I try to teach them that much.  They  like it.  You are an American?  I am glad of it.

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I'm out of it for the rest of the day; I can't  speak German." 

His manner was the free, friendly manner of the West.  He must be  that  sort of untravelled American whom

March had so seldom met, but he  was  afraid to ask him if this was his first time at Carlsbad, lest it  should

prove the third or fourth.  "Are you taking the cure?" he asked  instead. 

"Oh, no.  My wife is.  She'll be along directly; I come down here  and  drink the waters to encourage her; doctor

said to.  That gets me  in for  the diet, too.  I've e't more cooked fruit since I been here  than I ever  did in my life

before.  Prunes?  My Lord, I'm full o'  prunes!  Well, it  does me good to see an American, to know him.  I

couldn't 'a' told you,  it you hadn't have spoken." 

"Well," said March, "I shouldn't have been so sure of you, either,  by  your looks." 

"Yes, we can't always tell ourselves from these Dutch.  But they  know us,  and they don't want us, except just

for one thing, and that's  our money.  I tell you, the Americans are the chumps over here.  Soon's  they got all

our money, or think they have, they say, "Here, you  Americans, this is my  country; you get off; and we got to

get.  Ever  been over before?" 

"A great while ago; so long that I can hardly believe it." 

It's my first time.  My name's Otterson: I'm from out in Iowa." 

March gave him his name, and added that he was from New York. 

"Yes.  I thought you was Eastern.  But that wasn't an Eastern man  you was  just with?" 

"No; he's from Chicago.  He's a Mr. Stoller." 

"Not the buggy man?" 

"I believe he makes buggies." 

"Well, you do meet everybody here."  The Iowan was silent for a  moment,  as if, hushed by the weighty

thought.  "I wish my wife could  have seen  him.  I just want her to see the man that made our buggy.  I  don't

know  what's keeping her, this morning," he added,  apologetically.  "Look at  that fellow, will you, tryin' to get

away  from those women!"  A young  officer was doing his best to take leave  of two ladies, who seemed to be

mother and daughter; they detained him  by their united arts, and clung to  him with caressing words and

looks.  He was red in the face with his  polite struggles when he broke from  them at last.  "How they do hang

on  to a man, over here!"  the Iowa  man continued.  "And the Americans are as  bad as any.  Why, there's  one

ratty little Englishman up at our place,  and our girls just swarm  after him; their mothers are worse.  Well, it's

so, Jenny," he said to  the lady who had joined them and whom March turned  round to see when  he spoke to

her.  "If I wanted a foreigner I should go  in for a man.  And these officers!  Put their mustaches up at night in

curlpapers,  they tell me.  Introduce you to Mrs. Otterson, Mr. March.  Well, had  your first glass, yet, Jenny?

I'm just going for my second  tumbler." 

He took his wife back to the spring, and began to tell her about  Stoller;  she made no sign of caring for him;

and March felt  inculpated.  She  relented a little toward him as they drank together;  when he said he must  be

going to breakfast with his wife, she asked  where he breakfasted, and  said, "Why, we go to the Posthof, too."

He  answered that then they  should be sure some time to meet there; he did  not venture further; he  reflected

that Mrs. March had her reluctances  too; she distrusted people  who had amused or interested him before she

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XXIX.

Burnamy had found the Posthof for them, as he had found most of the  other  agreeable things in Carlsbad,

which he brought to their  knowledge one by  one, with such forethought that March said he hoped  he should

be cared  for in his declining years as an editor rather than  as a father; there  was no tenderness like a young

contributor's. 

Many people from the hotels on the hill found at Pupp's just the  time and  space between their last cup of

water and their first cup of  coffee which  are prescribed at Carlsbad; but the Marches were aware  somehow

from the  beginning that Pupp's had not the hold upon the world  at breakfast which  it had at the midday

dinner, or at supper on the  evenings when the  concert was there.  Still it was amusing, and they  were patient of

Burnamy's delay till he could get a morning off from  Stoller and go with  them to the Posthof.  He met Mrs.

March in the  readingroom, where March  was to join them on his way from the springs  with his bag of

bread.  The  earlier usage of buying the delicate pink  slices of Westphalia ham, which  form the chief motive of

a Carlsbad  breakfast, at a certain shop in the  town, and carrying them to the  caf‚ with you, is no longer of

such  binding force as the custom of  getting your bread at the Swiss bakery.  You choose it yourself at the

counter, which begins to be crowded by half  past seven, and when you  have collected the prescribed loaves

into the  basket of metallic  filigree given you by one of the baker's maids, she  puts it into a  tissuepaper bag

of a gay red color, and you join the  other invalids  streaming away from the bakery, their paper bags making a

festive  rustling as they go. 

Two roads lead out of the town into the lovely meadowlands, a good  mile  up the brawling Tepl, before they

join on the right side of the  torrent,  where the Posthof lurks nestled under trees whose boughs let  the sun and

rain impartially through upon its army of little tables.  By this time  the slow omnibus plying between Carlsbad

and some  villages in the valley  beyond has crossed from the left bank to the  right, and keeps on past  half a

dozen other cafes, where patients  whose prescriptions marshal them  beyond the Posthof drop off by the

dozens and scores. 

The road on the left bank of the Tepl is wild and overhung at  points with  wooded steeps, when it leaves the

town; but on the right  it is bordered  with shops and restaurants a great part of its length.  In leafy nooks

between these, uphill walks begin their climb of the  mountains, from the  foot of votive shrines set round with

tablets  commemorating in German,  French, Russian, Hebrew, Magyar and Czech,  the cure of

highwellborns of  all those races and languages.  Booths  glittering with the lapidary's  work in the cheaper

gems, or full of  the ingenious figures of the toy  makers, alternate with the shrines  and the cafes on the way

to the  Posthof, and with their shoulders  against the overhanging cliff, spread  for the passing crowd a lure of

Viennese jewelry in garnets, opals,  amethysts, and the like, and of  such Bohemian playthings as carroteating

rabbits, worstedworking  cats, dancingbears, and peacocks that strut  about the feet of the  passers and

expand their iridescent tails in mimic  pride. 

Burnamy got his charges with difficulty by the shrines in which  they felt  the farreflected charm of the

crucifixes of the whitehot  Italian  highways of their early travel, and by the toyshops where they  had a

mechanical, outdated impulse to get something for the children,  ending  in a pang for the fact that they were

children no longer.  He  waited  politely while Mrs. March made up her mind that she would not  buy any  laces

of the motherly old women who showed them under  pentroofs on way  side tables; and he waited patiently

at the gate of  the flowergardens  beyond the shops where March bought lavishly of  sweetpease from the

businesslike flowerwoman, and feigned a grateful  joy in her because she  knew no English, and gave him a

chance of  speaking his German. 

"You'll find," he said, as they crossed the road again, "that it's  well  to trifle a good deal; it makes the time

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fifties, and Mrs. March is younger than ever." 

They were at the gate of the garden and grounds of the caf‚ at  last, and  a turn of the path brought them to the

prospect of its  tables, under the  trees, between the two long glazed galleries where  the breakfasters take

refuge at other tables when it rains; it rains  nearly always, and the  trunks of the trees are as green with damp

as  if painted; but that  morning the sun was shining.  At the verge of the  open space a group of  pretty

servingmaids, each with her name on a  silver band pinned upon her  breast, met them and bade them a

'Guten  Morgen' of almost cheerful note,  but gave way, to an eager little  smiling blonde, who came pushing

down  the path at sight of Burnamy,  and claimed him for her own. 

"Ah, Lili!  We want an extra good table, this morning.  These are  some  American Excellencies, and you must

do your best for them." 

"Oh, yes," the girl answered in English, after a radiant salutation  of  the Marches; " I get you one. 

"You are a little more formerly, today, and I didn't had one  already." 

She ran among the tables along the edge of the western edge of the  gallery, and was far beyond hearing his

protest that he was not  earlier  than usual when she beckoned him to the table she had found.  She had  crowded

it in between two belonging to other girls, and by  the time her  breakfasters came up she was ready for their

order, with  the pouting  pretence that the girls always tried to rob her of the  best places.  Burnamy explained

proudly, when she went, that none of  the other girls  ever got an advantage of her; she had more custom than

any three of them,  and she had hired a man to help her carry her  orders.  The girls were all  from the

neighboring villages, he said,  and they lived at home in the  winter on their summer tips; their wages  were

nothing, or less, for  sometimes they paid for their places. 

"What a mass of information!" said March.  "How did you come by  it?" 

"Newspaper habit of interviewing the universe." 

"It's not a bad habit, if one doesn't carry it too far.  How did  Lili  learn her English?" 

"She takes lessons in the winter.  She's a perfect little electric  motor.  I don't believe any Yankee girl could

equal her." 

"She would expect to marry a millionaire if she did.  What  astonishes one  over here is to see how contentedly

people prosper  along on their own  level.  And the women do twice the work of the men  without expecting to

equal them in any other way.  At Pupp's, if we go  to one end of the out  door restaurant, it takes three men to

wait on  us: one to bring our  coffee or tea, another to bring our bread and  meat, and another to make  out our

bill, and I have to tip all three of  them.  If we go to the other  end, one girl serves us, and I have to  give only

one fee; I make it less  than the least I give any three of  the men waiters." 

"You ought to be ashamed of that," said his wife. 

"I'm not.  I'm simply proud of your sex, my dear." 

"Women do nearly everything, here," said Burnamy, impartially.  "They  built that big new Kaiserbad

building: mixed the mortar,  carried the  hods, and laid the stone." 

"That makes me prouder of the sex than ever.  But come, Mr.  Burnamy!  Isn't there anybody of polite interest

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"Well, I can't say," Burnamy hesitated. 

The breakfasters had been thronging into the grove and the  galleries; the  tables were already filled, and men

were bringing other  tables on their  heads, and making places for them, with entreaties for  pardon everywhere;

the proprietor was anxiously directing them; the  pretty servinggirls  were running to and from the kitchen in

a  building apart with shrill,  sweet promises of haste.  The morning sun  fell broken through the leaves  on the

gay hats and dresses of the  ladies, and dappled the figures of the  men with harlequin patches of  light and

shade.  A tall woman, with a sort  of sharpened beauty, and  an artificial permanency of tint in her cheeks  and

yellow hair, came  trailing herself up the sunshot path, and found,  with hardy  insistence upon the publicity,

places for the surlylooking,  downfaced young man behind her, and for her maid and her black  poodle;  the

dog was like the black poodle out of Faust.  Burnamy had  heard her  history; in fact, he had already roughed

out a poem on it,  which he  called Europa, not after the old fable, but because it seemed  to him that  she

expressed Europe, on one side of its civilization, and  had an  authorized place in its order, as she would not

have had in  ours.  She  was where she was by a toleration of certain social facts  which  corresponds in Europe

to our reverence for the vested interests.  In her  history there, had been officers and bankers; even foreign

dignitaries;  now there was this sullen young fellow .  .  .  .  Burnamy had wondered  if it would do to offer his

poem to March, but  the presence of the  original abashed him, and in his mind he had torn  the poem up, with a

heartache for its aptness. 

"I don't believe," he said, "that I recognizeany celebrities  here." 

"I'm sorry," said March.  "Mrs. March would have been glad of some  Hoheits, some Grafs and Grafins, or a

few Excellenzes, or even some  mere  wellborns.  But we must try to get along with the  picturesqueness." 

"I'm satisfied with the picturesqueness," said his wife.  " Don't  worry  about me, Mr. Burnamy.  "Why can't we

have this sort of thing at  home?" 

"We're getting something like it in the roofgardens," said March."  We couldn't have it naturally because the

climate is against it, with  us.  At this time in the morning over there, the sun would be burning  the life  out of

the air, and the flies would be swarming on every  table.  At nine  A. M.  the mosquitoes would be eating us up

in such a  grove as this.  So  we have to use artifice, and lift our Posthof above  the flyline and the

mosquitoline into the night air.  I haven't seen  a fly since I came to  Europe.  I really miss them; it makes me

homesick." 

"There are plenty in Italy," his wife suggested. 

"We must get down there before we go home." 

"But why did nobody ever tell us that there were no flies in  Germany?  Why did no traveller ever put it in his

book?  When your  stewardess said  so on the steamer, I remember that you regarded it as  a bluff."  He  turned to

Burnamy, who was listening with the deference  of a contributor:  "Isn't Lili rather long?  I mean for such a

very  prompt person.  Oh, no!" 

But Burnamy got to his feet, and shouted "Fraulein!" to Lili; with  her  hireling at her heels she was flying

down a distant aisle between  the  tables.  She called back, with a face laughing over her shoulder,  "In a

minute!" and vanished in the crowd. 

"Does that mean anything in particular?  There's really no hurry." 

"Oh, I think she'll come now," said Burnamy.  March protested that  he had  only been amused at Lili's delay;

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between them.  She asked if he did not think some of the young  ladies  were pretty beyond the European

average; a very few had style;  the  mothers were mostly fat, and not stylish; it was well not to  regard the

fathers too closely; several old gentlemen were clearing  their throats  behind their newspapers, with noises

that made her  quail.  There was no  one so effective as the Austrian officers, who  put themselves a good deal

on show, bowing from their hips to favored  groups; with the sun glinting  from their eyeglasses, and their

hands  pressing their swordhilts, they  moved between the tables with the  gait of tightlaced women. 

"They all wear corsets," Burnamy explained. 

"How much you know already!" said Mrs. March.  "I can see that  Europe  won't be lost on you in anything.

Oh, who's that?"  A lady  whose costume  expressed saris at every point glided up the middle  aisle of the grove

with a graceful tilt.  Burnamy was silent.  "She  must be an American.  Do  you know who she is?" 

"Yes."  He hesitated, a little to name a woman whose tragedy had  once  filled the newspapers. 

Mrs. March gazed after her with the fascination which such  tragedies  inspire.  "What grace!  Is she beautiful?" 

"Very."  Burnamy had not obtruded his knowledge, but somehow Mrs.  March  did not like his knowing who

she was, and how beautiful.  She  asked March  to look, but he refused. 

"Those things are too squalid," he said, and she liked him for  saying it;  she hoped it would not be lost upon

Burnamy. 

One of the waitresses tripped on the steps near them and flung the  burden  off her tray on the stone floor

before her; some of the dishes  broke, and  the breakfast was lost.  Tears came into the girl's eyes  and rolled

down  her hot cheeks.  "There!  That is what I call  tragedy," said March.  "She'll have to pay for those things." 

"Oh, give her the money, dearest!" 

"How can I?" 

The girl had just got away with the ruin when Lili and her hireling  behind her came bearing down upon them

with their three substantial  breakfasts on two wellladen trays.  She forestalled Burnamy's  reproaches  for her

delay, laughing and bridling, while she set down  the dishes of  ham and tongue and egg, and the little pots of

coffee  and frothed milk. 

"I could not so soon I wanted, because I was to serve an American  princess." 

Mrs. March started with proud conjecture of one of those noble  international marriages which fill our women

with vainglory for such  of  their compatriots as make them. 

"Oh, come now, Lili!" said Burnamy.  "We have queens in America,  but  nothing so low as princesses.  This

was a queen, wasn't it?" 

She referred the case to her hireling, who confirmed her.  "All  people  say it is princess," she insisted. 

"Well, if she's a princess we must look her up after breakfast,"  said  Burnamy.  "Where is she sitting?" 

She pointed at a corner so far off on the other side that no one  could be  distinguished, and then was gone,

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"We're all very proud of Lili's having a hired man," said Burnamy.  "We think it reflects credit on her

customers." 

March had begun his breakfast withthe voracious appetite of an  early  rising invalid.  "What coffee!" 

He drew a long sigh after the first draught. 

"It's said to be made of burnt figs," said Burnamy, from the  inexhaustible advantage of his few days' priority

in Carlsbad. 

"Then let's have burnt figs introduced at home as soon as possible.  But  why burnt figs?  That seems one of

those doubts which are much  more  difficult than faith." 

It's not only burnt figs," said Burnamy, with amiable superiority,  "if it  is burnt figs, but it's made after a

formula invented by a  consensus of  physicians, and enforced by the municipality.  Every caf‚  in Carlsbad

makes the same kind of coffee and charges the same price." 

"You are leaving us very little to find out for ourselves," sighed  March. 

"Oh, I know a lot more things.  Are you fond of fishing?" 

"Not very." 

"You can get a permit to catch trout in the Tepl, but they send an  official with you who keeps count, and

when you have had your sport,  the  trout belong to the municipality just as they did before you  caught  them." 

"I don't see why that isn't a good notion: the last thing I should  want  to do would be to eat a fish that I had

caught, and that I was  personally  acquainted with.  Well, I'm never going away from Carlsbad.  I don't  wonder

people get their doctors to tell them to come back." 

Burnamy told them a number of facts he said Stoller had got  together  about the place, and had given him to

put in shape.  It was  run in the  interest of people who had got out of order, so that they  would keep  coming to

get themselves in order again; you could hardly  buy an  unwholesome meal in the town; all the cooking was

'kurgemass'.  He won  such favor with his facts that he could not stop in time: he  said to  March, "But if you

ever should have a fancy for a fish of your  personal  acquaintance, there's a restaurant up the Tepl, where they

let you pick  out your trout in the water; then they catch him and  broil him for you,  and you know what you

are eating." 

"Is it a municipal restaurant?" 

"Semimunicipal," said Burnamy, laughing. 

We'll take Mrs. March," said her husband, and in her gravity  Burnamy felt  the limitations of a woman's sense

of humor, which always  define  themselves for men so unexpectedly. 

He did what he could to get back into her good graces by telling  her what  he knew about distinctions and

dignities that he now saw  among the  breakfasters.  The crowd had now grown denser till the  tables were set

together in such labyrinths that any one who left the  central aisle was  lost in them.  The servinggirls ran

more swiftly to  and fro, responding  with a more nervous shrillness to the calls of  "Fraulein! Fraulein!" that

followed them.  The proprietor, in his bare  head, stood like one  paralyzed by his prosperity, which sent up all

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Burnamy caught Lili's eye,  and three times she promised to  come and be paid before she came.  Then she said,

"It is so nice, when  you stay a little," and when he  told her of the poor Fraulein who had  broken the dishes in

her fall  near them, she almost wept with tenderness;  she almost winked with  wickedness when he asked if the

American princess  was still in her  place. 

"Do go and see who it can be!" Mrs. March entreated.  "We'll wait  here,"  and he obeyed.  "I am not sure that I

like him," she said, as  soon as he  was out of hearing.  "I don't know but he's coarse, after  all.  Do you  approve

of his knowing so many people's 'taches'  already?" 

"Would it be any better later?" he asked in tern.  "He seemed to  find you  interested." 

"It's very different with us; we're not young," she urged, only  half  seriously. 

Her husband laughed.  "I see you want me to defend him.  Oh,  hello!"  he cried, and she saw Burnamy coming

toward them with a young  lady, who  was nodding to them from as far as she could see them.  "This is the easy

kind of thing that makes you Blush for the author  if you find it in a  novel." 

XXX.

Mrs. March fairly took Miss Triscoe in her arms to kiss her.  "Do  you  know I felt it must be you, all the time!

When did you come?  Where is  your father?  What hotel are you staying at?" 

It appeared, while Miss Triscoe was shaking hands with March, that  it was  last night, and her father was

finishing his breakfast, and it  was one of  the hotels on the hill.  On the way back to her father it  appeared that

he wished to consult March's doctor; not that there was  anything the  matter. 

The general himself was not much softened by the reunion with his  fellow  Americans; he confided to them

that his coffee was poisonous;  but he  seemed, standing up with the ParisNew York Chronicle folded in  his

hand,  to have drunk it all.  Was March going off on his forenoon  tramp?  He  believed that was part of the

treatment, which was probably  all humbug,,  though he thought of trying it, now he was there.  He was  told the

walks  were fine; he looked at Burnamy as if he had been  praising them, and  Burnamy said he had been

wondering if March would  not like to try a  mountain path back to his hotel; he said, not so  sincerely, that he

thought Mrs. March would like it. 

"I shall like your account of it," she answered.  "But I'll walk  back on  a level, if you please." 

"Oh, yes," Miss Triscoe pleaded, "come with us!" 

She played a little comedy of meaning to go back with her father so  gracefully that Mrs. March herself could

scarcely have told just where  the girl's real purpose of going with Burnamy began to be evident, or  just how

she managed to make General Triscoe beg to have the pleasure  of  seeing Mrs. March back to her hotel. 

March went with the young people across the meadow behind the  Posthof and  up into the forest, which began

at the base of the  mountain.  At first  they tried to keep him in the range of their talk;  but he fell behind  more

and more, and as the talk narrowed to  themselves it was less and  less possible to include him in it.  When  it

began to concern their  common appreciation of the Marches, they  even tried to get out of his  hearing. 

"They're so young in their thoughts," said Burnamy, "and they seem  as  much interested in everything as they

could have been thirty years  ago.  They belong to a time when the world was a good deal fresher than  it is

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"Oh, yes, I can see that." 

"I don't know why we shouldn't be born older in each generation  than  people were in the last.  Perhaps we

are," he suggested. 

"I don't know how you mean," said the girl, keeping vigorously up  with  him; she let him take the jacket she

threw off, but she would not  have  his hand at the little steeps where he wanted to give it. 

"I don't believe I can quite make it out myself.  But fancy a man  that  began to act at twenty, quite

unconsciously of course, from the  past  experience of the whole race" 

"He would be rather a dreadful person, wouldn't he?" 

"Rather monstrous, yes," he owned, with a laugh.  "But that's where  the  psychological interest would come

in." 

As if she did not feel the notion quite pleasant she turned from  it.  "I suppose you've been writing all sorts of

things since you came  here." 

"Well, it hasn't been such a great while as it's seemed, and I've  had Mr.  Stoller's psychological interests to

look after." 

"Oh, yes!  Do you like him?" 

"I don't know.  He's a lump of honest selfishness.  He isn't bad.  You  know where to have him.  He's simple,

too." 

"You mean, like Mr. March?" 

"I didn't mean that; but why not?  They're not of the same  generation,  but Stoller isn't modern." 

"I'm very curious to see him," said the girl. 

"Do you want me to introduce him?" 

"You can introduce him to papa." 

They stopped and looked across the curve of the mounting path, down  on  March, who had sunk on a

wayside seat, and was mopping his  forehead.  He  saw them, and called up: "Don't wait for me.  I'll join  you,

gradually." 

"I don't want to lose you," Burnamy called back, but he kept on  with Miss  Triscoe.  "I want to get the

Hirschensprung in," he  explained.  "It's the  cliff where a hunted deer leaped down several  hundred feet to get

away  from an emperor who was after him." 

"Oh, yes.  They have them everywhere." 

"Do they?  Well, anyway, there's a noble view up there." 

There was no view on the way up.  The Germans' notion of a woodland  is  everywhere that of a dense forest

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interwoven in a roof of boughs and leaves so densely that  you may  walk dry through it almost as long as a

German shower lasts.  When the  sun shines there is a pleasant greenish light in the aisles,  shot here  and there

with the gold that trickles through.  There is  nothing of the  accident of an American wood in these forests,

which  have been watched  and weeded by man ever since they burst the soil.  They remain nurseries,  but they

have the charm which no human care  can alienate.  The smell of  their bark and their leaves, and of the  moist,

flowerless earth about  their roots, came to March where he sat  rich with the memories of his  countrybred

youth, and drugged all  consciousness of his long life in  cities since, and made him a part of  nature, with

dulled interests and  dimmed perspectives, so that for the  moment he had the enjoyment of  exemption from

care.  There was no wild  life to penetrate his isolation;  no birds, not a squirrel, not an  insect; an old man who

had bidden him  goodmorning, as he came up,  kept fumbling at the path with his hoe, and  was less intrusive

than if  he had not been there. 

March thought of the impassioned existence of these young people  playing  the inevitable comedy of hide and

seek which the youth of the  race has  played from the beginning of time.  The other invalids who  haunted the

forest, and passed up and down before him in fulfilment of  their several  prescriptions, had a thin unreality in

spite of the  physical bulk that  prevailed among them, and they heightened the  relief that the forest  spirit

brought him from the strenuous contact  of that young drama.  He  had been almost painfully aware that the

persons in it had met, however  little they knew it, with an eagerness  intensified by their brief  separation, and

he fancied it was the girl  who had unconsciously operated  their reunion in response to the young  man's

longing, her will making  itself electrically felt through space  by that sort of wireless  telegraphy which love

has long employed, and  science has just begun to  imagine. 

He would have been willing that they should get home alone, but he  knew  that his wife would require an

account of them from him, and  though he  could have invented something of the kind, if it came to the  worst,

he  was aware that it would not do for him to arrive without  them.  The  thought goaded him from his seat, and

he joined the upward  procession of  his fellowsick, as it met another procession straggling  downward; the

ways branched in all directions, with people on them  everywhere, bent  upon building up in a month the

health which they  would spend the rest of  the year in demolishing. 

He came upon his charges unexpectedly at a turn of the path, and  Miss  Triscoe told him that he ought to have

been with them for the  view from  the Hirschensprung.  It was magnificent, she said, and she  made Burnamy

corroborate her praise of it, and agree with her that it  was worth the  climb a thousand times; he modestly

accepted the credit  she appeared  willing to give him, of inventing the Hirschensprung. 

XXXI.

Between his work for Stoller and what sometimes seemed the  obstructiveness of General Triscoe, Burnamy

was not very much with  Miss  Triscoe.  He was not devout, but he went every Sunday to the  pretty  English

church on the hill, where he contributed beyond his  means to the  support of the English clergy on the

Continent, for the  sake of looking  at her back hair during the service, and losing  himself in the graceful  lines

which defined, the girl's figure from  the slant of her flowery hat  to the point where the pewtop crossed her

elastic waist.  One happy  morning the general did not come to church,  and he had the fortune to  walk home

with her to her pension, where she  lingered with him a moment,  and almost made him believe she might be

going to ask him to come in. 

The next evening, when he was sauntering down the row of glittering  shops  beside the Tepl, with Mrs.

March, they overtook the general and  his  daughter at a place where the girl was admiring some  storkscissors

in  the window; she said she wished she were still  little, so that she could  get them.  They walked home with

the  Triscoes, and then he hurried Mrs.  March back to the shop.  The man  had already put up his shutters, and

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window.  The gas was out, and the  shopman lighted a very  dim candle, to show them. 

"I knew you wanted to get them for her, after what she said, Mrs.  March,"  he laughed, nervously, "and you

must let me lend you the  money." 

"Why, of course!" she answered, joyfully humoring his feint.  "Shall I  put my card in for the man to send

home to her with them?" 

"Wellno.  No.  Not your cardexactly.  Or, yes!  Yes, you must,  I  suppose." 

They made the hushing street gay with their laughter; the next  evening  Miss Triscoe came upon the Marches

and Burnamy where they sat  after  supper listening to the concert at Pupp's, and thanked Mrs.  March for the

scissors.  Then she and Burnamy had their laugh again,  and Miss Triscoe  joined them, to her father's frowning

mystification.  He stared round for  a table; they were all taken, and he could not  refuse the interest  Burnamy

made with the waiters to bring them one  and crowd it in.  He had  to ask him to sup with them, and Burnamy

sat  down and heard the concert  through beside Miss Triscoe. 

"What is so tremendously amusing in a pair of storkscissors?"  March  demanded, when his wife and he were

alone. 

"Why, I was wanting to tell you, dearest," she began, in a tone  which he  felt to be wheedling, and she told the

story of the scissors. 

"Look here, my dear!  Didn't you promise to let this loveaffair  alone?" 

"That was on the ship.  And besides, what would you have done, I  should  like to know?  Would you have

refused to let him buy them for  her?"  She added, carelessly, "He wants us to go to the Kurhaus ball  with

him." 

"Oh, does he!" 

"Yes.  He says he knows that she can get her father to let her go  if we  will chaperon them.  And I promised

that you would." 

"That I would?" 

"It will do just as well if you go.  And it will be very amusing;  you can  see something of Carlsbad society." 

"But I'm not going!" he declared.  "It would interfere with my  cure.  The  sitting up late would be bad enough,

but I should get very  hungry, and I  should eat potato salad and sausages, and drink beer,  and do all sorts of

unwholesome things." 

"Nonsense!  The refreshments will be 'kurgemass', of course." 

"You can go yourself," he said. 

A ball is not the same thing for a woman after fifty as it is  before  twenty, but still it has claims upon the

imagination, and the  novel  circumstance of a ball in the Kurhaus in Carlsbad enhanced these  for Mrs.  March.

It was the annual reunion which is given by municipal  authority  in the large hall above the bathrooms; it is

frequented with  safety and  pleasure by curious strangers, and now, upon reflection, it  began to have  for Mrs.

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that she  ought really to go  in his, and save him from the late hours and the  late supper. 

"Very well, then," she said at last, "I will go." 

It appeared that any civil person might go to the reunion who chose  to  pay two florins and a half.  There must

have been some sort of  restriction, and the ladies of Burnamy's party went with a good deal  of  amused

curiosity to see what the distinctions were; but they saw  none  unless it was the advantages which the military

had.  The long  hall over  the bathrooms shaped itself into a space for the dancing at  one end, and  all the rest of

it was filled with tables, which at half  past eight were  crowded with people, eating, drinking, and smoking.

The military enjoyed  the monopoly of a table next the rail dividing  the dancing from the  dining space.  There

the tightlaced Herr  Hauptmanns and Herr Lieutenants  sat at their sausage and beer and  cigars in the

intervals of the waltzes,  and strengthened themselves  for a foray among the gracious Fraus and  Frauleins on

the benches  lining three sides of the dancingspace.  From  the gallery above many  civilian spectators looked

down upon the gayety,  and the dresscoats  of a few citizens figured among the uniforms. 

As the evening wore on some ladies of greater fashion found their  way to  the dancingfloor, and toward ten

o'clock it became rather  crowded.  A  party of American girls showed their Paris dresses in the  transatlantic

versions of the waltz.  At first they danced with the  young men who came  with them; but after a while they

yielded to the  custom of the place, and  danced with any of the officers who asked  them. 

"I know it's the custom," said Mrs. March to Miss Triscoe, who was  at her  side in one of the waltzes she had

decided to sit out, so as  not to be  dancing all the time with Burnamy, "but I never can like it  without an

introduction." 

"No," said the girl, with the air of putting temptation decidedly  away,  "I don't believe papa would, either." 

A young officer came up, and drooped in mute supplication before  her.  She glanced at Mrs. March, who

turned her face away; and she  excused  herself with the pretence that she had promised the dance, and  by good

fortune, Burnamy, who had been unscrupulously waltzing with a  lady he did  not know, came up at the

moment.  She rose and put her  hand on his arm,  and they both bowed to the officer before they  whirled away.

The officer  looked after them with amiable admiration;  then he turned to Mrs. March  with a light of banter in

his friendly  eyes, and was unmistakably asking  her to dance.  She liked his  ironical daring, she liked it so

much that  she forgot her objection to  partners without introductions; she forgot  her fiftyodd years; she

forgot that she was a mother of grown children  and even a  motherinlaw; she remembered only the step of

her outdated  waltz. 

It seemed to be modern enough for the cheerful young officer, and  they  were suddenly revolving with the

rest. . .  A tide of  longforgotten  girlhood welled up in her heart, and she laughed as she  floated off on it  past

the astonished eyes of Miss Triscoe and  Burnamy.  She saw them  falter, as if they had lost their step in their

astonishment; then they  seemed both to vanish, and her partner had  released her, and was helping  Miss

Triscoe up from the floor; Burnamy  was brushing the dust from his  knees, and the citizen who had bowled

them over was boisterously  apologizing and incessantly bowing. 

"Oh, are you hurt?" Mrs. March implored.  "I'm sure you must be  killed;  and I did it!  I don't know, what I was

thinking of!" 

The girl laughed.  "I'm not hurt a bit!" 

They had one impulse to escape from the place, and from the  sympathy and  congratulation.  In the

dressingroom she declared again  that she was all  right.  "How beautifully you waltz, Mrs. March!" she  said,

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American girls didn't see me.  And I can't be too  thankful papa didn't come!" 

Mrs. March's heart sank at the thought of what General Triscoe  would  think of her.  "You must tell him I did

it.  I can never lift up  my  head!" 

"No, I shall not.  No one did it," said the girl, magnanimously.  She  looked down sidelong at her draperies.  "I

was so afraid I had  torn my  dress! I certainly heard something rip." 

It was one of the skirts of Burnamy's coat, which he had caught  into his  hand and held in place till he could

escape to the men's  dressingroom,  where he had it pinned up so skillfully that the damage  was not suspected

by the ladies.  He had banged his knee abominably  too; but they did not  suspect that either, as he limped home

on the  air beside them, first to  Miss Triscoe's pension, and then to Mrs.  March's hotel. 

It was quite eleven o'clock, which at Carlsbad is as late as three  in the  morning anywhere else, when she let

herself into her room.  She  decided  not to tell her husband, then; and even at breakfast, which  they had at  the

Posthof, she had not got to her confession, though she  had told him  everything else about the ball, when the

young officer  with whom she had  danced passed between the tables near her.  He  caught her eye and bowed

with a smile of so much meaning that March  asked, "Who's your pretty  young friend?" 

"Oh, that!"  she answered carelessly.  "That was one of the  officers at  the ball," and she laughed. 

"You seem to be in the joke, too," he said.  "What is it?" 

"Oh, something.  I'll tell you some time.  Or perhaps you'll find  out." 

"I'm afraid you won't let me wait." 

"No, I won't," and now she told him.  She had expected teasing,  ridicule,  sarcasm, anything but the

psychological interest mixed with  a sort of  retrospective tenderness which he showed.  "I wish I could  have

seen you;  I always thought you danced well."  He added: "It seems  that you need a  chaperon too." 

The next morning, after March and General Triscoe had started off  upon  one of the hill climbs, the young

people made her go with them  for a walk  up the Tepl, as far as the caf‚ of the Freundschaftsaal.  In the

grounds  an artist in silhouettes was cutting out the  likenesses of people who  supposed themselves to have

profiles, and  they begged Mrs. March to sit  for hers.  It was so good that she  insisted on Miss Triscoe's sitting

in  turn, and then Burnamy.  Then he  had the inspiration to propose that they  should all three sit  together, and

it appeared that such a group was  within the scope of  the silhouettist's art; he posed them in his little  bower,

and while  he was mounting the picture they took turns, at five  kreutzers each,  in listening to American tunes

played by his Edison  phonograph. 

Mrs. March felt that all this was weakening her moral fibre; but  she  tried to draw the line at letting Burnamy

keep the group.  "Why  not?" he  pleaded. 

"You oughtn't to ask," she returned.  "You've no business to have  Miss  Triscoe's picture, if you must know." 

"But you're there to chaperon us!" he persisted. 

He began to laugh, and they all laughed when she said, "You need a  chaperon who doesn't lose her head, in a

silhouette."  But it seemed  useless to hold out after that, and she heard herself asking, "Shall  we  let him keep

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Burnamy went off to his work with Stoller, carrying the silhouette  with  him, and she kept on with Miss

Triscoe to her hotel.  In turning  from the  gate after she parted with the girl she found herself  confronted with

Mrs. Adding and Rose.  The ladies exclaimed at each  other in an  astonishment from which they had to recover

before they  could begin to  talk, but from the first moment Mrs. March perceived  that Mrs. Adding had

something to say.  The more freely to say it she  asked Mrs. March into  her hotel, which was in the same street

with the  pension of the Triscoes,  and she let her boy go off about the  exploration of Carlsbad; he promised  to

be back in an hour. 

"Well, now what scrape are you in?" March asked when his wife came  home,  and began to put off her things,

with signs of excitement which  he could  not fail to note.  He was lying down after a long tramp, and  he

seemed  very comfortable. 

His question suggested something of anterior import, and she told  him  about the silhouettes, and the

advantage the young people had  taken of  their power over her through their knowledge of her foolish

behavior at  the ball. 

He said, lazily: "They seem to be working you for all you're worth.  Is  that it?" 

"No; there is something worse.  Something's happened which throws  all  that quite in the shade.  Mrs. Adding

is here." 

"Mrs. Adding?" he repeated, with a dimness for names which she  would not  allow was growing on him. 

"Don't be stupid, dear!  Mrs. Adding, who sat opposite Mr. Kenby on  the  Norumbia.  The mother of the nice

boy." 

"Oh, yes! Well, that's good!" 

"No, it isn't!  Don't say such a thingtill you know!" she cried,  with a  certain shrillness which warned him of

an unfathomed  seriousness in the  fact.  He sat up as if better to confront the  mystery.  "I have been at  her hotel,

and she has been telling me that  she's just come from Berlin,  and that Mr. Kenby's been there, and  Now I

won't have you making a joke  of it, or breaking out about it, as  if it were not a thing to be looked  for; though

of course with the  others on our hands you're not to blame  for not thinking of it.  But  you can see yourself that

she's young and  goodlooking.  She did speak  beautifully of her son, and if it were not  for him, I don't believe

she would hesitate" 

"For heaven's sake, what are you driving at?" March broke in, and  she  answered him as vehemently: 

"He's asked her to marry him!" 

"Kenby?  Mrs. Adding?" 

"Yes!" 

"Well, now, Isabel, this won't do!  They ought to be ashamed of  themselves.  With that morbid, sensitive boy!

It's shocking" 

"Will you listen?  Or do you want me to stop?"  He arrested himself  at  her threat, and she resumed, after giving

her contempt of his  turbulence  time to sink in, "She refused him, of course!" 

"Oh, all right, then!" 


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"You take it in such a way that I've a great mind not to tell you  anything more about it." 

"I know you have," he said, stretching himself out again; "but  you'll do  it, all the same.  You'd have been

awfully disappointed if I  had been  calm and collected." 

"She refused him," she began again, "although she respects him,  because  she feels that she ought to devote

herself to her son.  Of  course she's  very young, still; she was married when she was only  nineteen to a man

twice her age, and she's not thirtyfive yet.  I  don't think she ever  cared much for her husband; and she wants

you to  find out something about  him." 

"I never heard of him.  I" 

Mrs. March made a "tchck!" that would have recalled the most  consequent  of men from the most logical and

coherent interpretation to  the true  intent of her words.  He perceived his mistake, and said,  resolutely:  "Well, I

won't do it.  If she's refused him, that's the  end of it; she  needn't know anything about him, and she has no

right  to." 

"Now I think differently," said Mrs. March, with an inductive air.  "Of course she has to know about him,

now."  She stopped, and March  turned his head and looked expectantly at her.  "He said he would not  consider

her answer final, but would hope to see her again and She's  afraid he may follow her What are you

looking at me so for?" 

"Is he coming here?" 

"Am I to blame if he is?  He said he was going to write to her." 

March burst into a laugh.  "Well, they haven't been beating about  the  bush!  When I think how Miss Triscoe

has been pursuing Burnamy  from the  first moment she set eyes on him, with the settled belief  that she was

running from him, and he imagines that he has been boldly  following her,  without the least hope from her, I

can't help admiring  the simple  directness of these elders." 

"And if Kenby wants to talk with you, what will you say?" she cut  in  eagerly. 

"I'll say I don't like the subject.  What am I in Carlsbad for?  I  came  for the cure, and I'm spending time and

money on it.  I might as  well go  and take my three cups of Felsenquelle on a full stomach as to  listen to

Kenby." 

"I know it's bad for you, and I wish we had never seen those  people,"  said Mrs. March.  "I don't believe he'll

want to talk with  you; but if" 

"Is Mrs. Adding in this hotel?  I'm not going to have them round in  my  breadtrough!" 

"She isn't.  She's at one of the hotels on the hill." 

"Very well, let her stay there, then.  They can manage their  loveaffairs  in their own way.  The only one I care

the least for is  the boy." 

"Yes, it is forlorn for him.  But he likes Mr. Kenby, and  No,  it's  horrid, and you can't make it anything

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"Well, I'm not trying to."  He turned his face away.  "I must get  my nap,  now."  After she thought he must have

fallen asleep, he said,  "The first  thing you know, those old Eltwins will be coming round and  telling us  that

they're going to get divorced."  Then he really slept. 

XXXII.

The midday dinner at Pupp's was the time to see the Carlsbad  world, and  the Marches had the habit of

sitting long at table to watch  it. 

There was one family in whom they fancied a sort of literary  quality, as  if they had come out of some

pleasant German story, but  they never knew  anything about them.  The father by his dress must  have been a

Protestant  clergyman; the mother had been a beauty and was  still very handsome; the  daughter was

goodlooking, and of a  goodbreeding which was both girlish  and ladylike.  They commended  themselves by

always taking the table  d'hote dinner, as the Marches  did, and eating through from the soup and  the rank

freshwater fish to  the sweet, upon the same principle: the  husband ate all the compote  and gave the others

his dessert, which was  not good for him.  A young  girl of a different fascination remained as  much a mystery.

She was  small and of an extreme tenuity, which became  more bewildering as she  advanced through her meal,

especially at supper,  which she made of a  long cucumber pickle, a Frankfort sausage of twice  the pickle's

length, and a towering goblet of beer; in her lap she held a  shivering  little hound; she was in the decorous

keeping of an elderly  maid, and  had every effect of being a gracious Fraulein.  A curious  contrast to  her

Teutonic voracity was the temperance of a young Latin  swell,  imaginably from Trieste, who sat long over his

small coffee and  cigarette, and tranquilly mused upon the pages of an Italian  newspaper.  At another table

there was a very noisy lady, short and  fat, in flowing  draperies of white, who commanded a sallow family of

SouthAmericans, and  loudly harangued them in SouthAmerican Spanish;  she flared out in a  picture which

nowhere lacked strong effects; and  in her background lurked  a mysterious black face and figure,  ironically

subservient to the old  man, the mild boy, and the pretty  young girl in the middle distance of  the family group. 

Amidst the shows of a hardened worldliness there were touching  glimpses  of domesticity and heart: a young

bride fed her husband soup  from her own  plate with her spoon, unabashed by the publicity; a  mother and her

two  pretty daughters hung about a handsome officer, who  must have been newly  betrothed to one of the girls;

and, the whole  family showed a helpless  fondness for him, which he did not despise,  though he held it in

check;  the girls dressed alike, and seemed to  have for their whole change of  costume a difference from time

to time  in the color of their sleeves.  The Marches believed they had seen the  growth of the romance which

had  eventuated so happily; and they saw  other romances which did not in any  wise eventuate.  Carlsbad was

evidently one of the great marriage marts  of middle Europe, where  mothers brought their daughters to be

admired,  and everywhere the  flower of life was blooming for the hand of love.  It blew by on all  the

promenades in dresses and hats as pretty as they  could be bought  or imagined; but it was chiefly at Pupp's

that it  flourished.  For the  most part it seemed to flourish in vain, and to be  destined to be put  by for another

season to dream, bulblike, of the  coming summer in the  quiet of Moldavian and Transylvanian homes. 

Perhaps it was oftener of fortunate effect than the spectators  knew; but  for their own pleasure they would not

have had their pang  for it less;  and March objected to having a more explicit demand upon  his sympathy.

"We could have managed," he said, at the close of their  dinner, as he  looked compassionately round upon the

parterre of young  girls, "we could  have managed with Burnamy and Miss Triscoe; but to  have Mrs. Adding

and  Kenby launched upon us is too much.  Of course I  like Kenby, and if the  widow alone were concerned I

would give him my  blessing: a wife more or a  widow less is not going to disturb the  equilibrium of the

universe;  but"  He stopped, and then he went on:  "Men and women are well enough.  They complement

each other very  agreeably, and they have very good times  together.  But why should  they get in love? It is

sure to make them  uncomfortable to  themselves and annoying to others."  He broke off, and  stared about  him.

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vestibule of the hotel  and  the shelter of its branching pavilion roofs until it was dimmed in  the  obscurity of

the low grove across the way in an ultimate depth where  the musicians were giving the afternoon concert.

Between its two  stationary divisions moved a current of promenaders, with some such  effect as if the colors

of a lovely garden should have liquefied and  flowed in mingled rose and lilac, pink and yellow, and white and

orange,  and all the middle tints of modern millinery.  Above on one  side were the  agreeable bulks of

architecture, in the buff and gray of  Carlsbad; and  far beyond on the other were the upland slopes, with  villas

and long  curves of country roads, belted in with miles of wall.  "It would be  about as offensive to have a

loveinterest that one  personally knew about  intruded here," he said, "as to have a  twospanner carriage

driven  through this crowd.  It ought to be  forbidden by the municipality." 

Mrs. March listened with her ears, but not with her eyes, and she  answered: "See that handsome young Greek

priest!  Isn't he an  archimandrite?  The portier said he was." 

"Then let him pass for an archimandrite.  Now," he recurred to his  grievance again, dreamily, "I have got to

take Papa Triscoe in hand,  and  poison his mind against Burnamy, and I shall have to instil a few  drops  of

venomous suspicion against Kenby into the heart of poor  little Rose  Adding.  Oh;" he broke out, "they will

spoil everything.  They'll be with  us morning, noon, and night," and he went on to work  the joke of repining  at

his lot.  The worst thing, he said, would be  the lovers' pretence of  being interested in something besides

themselves, which they were no more  capable of than so many lunatics.  How could they care for pretty girls

playing tennis on an upland  level, in the waning afternoon?  Or a cartful  of peasant women  stopping to cross

themselves at a wayside shrine?  Or a  whistling boy  with holes in his trousers pausing from some wayside

raspberries to  touch his hat and say goodmorning?  Or those preposterous  maidens  sprinkling linen on the

grass from wateringpots while the skies  were  full of rain?  Or that blacksmith shop where Peter the Great

made a  horseshoe.  Or the monument of the young warriorpoet Koerner, with a  gentlelooking girl and her

mother reading and knitting on a bench  before  it?  These simple pleasures sufficed them, but what could

lovers really  care for them?  A peasant girl flung down on the grassy  roadside, fast  asleep, while her

yokefellow, the gray old dog, lay  in his harness near  her with one drowsy eye half open for her and the  other

for the contents  of their cart; a boy chasing a red squirrel in  the old upper town beyond  the Tepl, and enlisting

the interest of all  the neighbors; the negro  doorkeeper at the Golden Shield who ought to  have spoken our

Southern  English, but who spoke bad German and was  from Cairo; the sweet afternoon  stillness in the

woods; the good  German mothers crocheting at the Posthof  concerts.  Burnamy as a young  poet might hate

felt the precious quality  of these things, if his  senses had not been holden by Miss Triscoe; and  she might

have felt it  if only he had done so.  But as it was it would be  lost upon their  preoccupation; with Mrs. Adding

and Kenby it would be  hopeless. 

A day or two after Mrs: March had met Mrs. Adding, she went with  her  husband to revere a certain

magnificent blackamoor whom be had  discovered  at the entrance of one of the aristocratic hotels on the

Schlossberg,  where he performed the function of a kind of caryatid,  and looked, in the  black of his skin and

the white of his flowing  costume, like a colossal  figure carved in ebony and ivory.  They took  a roundabout

way through a  street entirely of villapensions; every  house in Carlsbad but one is a  pension if it is not n

hotel; but these  were of a sort of sentimental  prettiness; with each a little garden  before it, and a bower with

an iron  table in it for breakfasting and  supping outdoors; and he said that they  would be the very places for

bridal couples who wished to spend the  honeymoon in getting well of  the wedding surfeit.  She denounced

him for  saying such a thing as  that, and for his inconsistency in complaining of  lovers while he was  willing to

think of young married people.  He  contended that there was  a great difference in the sort of demand that

young married people  made upon the interest of witnesses, and that they  were at least on  their way to sanity;

and before they agreed, they had  come to the  hotel with the blackamoor at the door.  While they lingered,

sharing  the splendid creature's hospitable pleasure in the spectacle he  formed, they were aware of a carriage

with liveried coachman and  footman  at the steps of the hotel; the liveries were very quiet and  distinguished,

and they learned that the equipage was waiting for the  Prince of Coburg, or the Princess of Montenegro, or

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said she did not care which it was; and she  was  patient of the denouement, which began to postpone itself

with  delicate  delays.  After repeated agitations at the door among  portiers,  proprietors, and waiters, whose

fluttered spirits imparted  their thrill  to the spectators, while the coachman and footman  remained

sculpturesquely impassive in their places, the carriage moved  aside and  let an energetic American lady and

her family drive up to  the steps.  The  hotel people paid her a tempered devotion, but she  marred the effect by

rushing out and sitting on a balcony to wait for  the delaying royalties.  There began to be more promises of

their early  appearance; a footman got  down and placed himself at the carriage  door; the coachman stiffened

himself on his box; then he relaxed; the  footman drooped, and even  wandered aside.  There came a moment

when at  some signal the carriage  drove quite away from the portal and waited  near the gate of the  stableyard;

it drove back, and the spectators  redoubled their attention.  Nothing happened, and some of them dropped  off.

At last an indescribable  significance expressed itself in the  official group at the door; a man in  a high hat and

dresscoat hurried  out; a footman hurried to meet him; they  spoke inaudibly together.  The footman mounted to

his place; the coachman  gathered up his reins  and drove rapidly out of the hotelyard, down the  street, round

the  corner, out of sight.  The man in the tall hat and  dresscoat went in;  the official group at the threshold

dissolved; the  statue in ivory and  ebony resumed its place; evidently the Hoheit of  Coburg, or  Montenegro, or

Prussia, was not going to take the air. 

"My dear, this is humiliating." 

"Not at all!  I wouldn't have missed it for anything.  Think how  near we  came to seeing them!" 

"I shouldn't feel so shabby if we had seen them.  But to hang round  here  in this plebeian abeyance, and then to

be defeated and defrauded  at last!  I wonder how long this sort of thing is going on?" 

"What thing?" 

"This base subjection of the imagination to the Tom Foolery of the  Ages." 

"I don't know what you mean.  I'm sure it's very natural to want to  see a  Prince." 

"Only too natural.  It's so deeply founded in nature that after  denying  royalty by word and deed for a hundred

years, we Americans are  hungrier  for it than anybody else.  Perhaps we may come back to it!" 

"Nonsense!" 

They looked up at the Austrian flag on the tower of the hotel,  languidly  curling and uncurling in the bland

evening air, as it had  over a thousand  years of stupid and selfish monarchy, while all the  generous republics

of  the Middle Ages had perished, and the  commonwealths of later times had  passed like fever dreams.  That

dull,  inglorious empire had antedated or  outlived Venice and Genoa, Florence  and Siena, the England of

Cromwell,  the Holland of the Stadtholders,  and the France of many revolutions, and  all the fleeting

democracies  which sprang from these. 

March began to ask himself how his curiosity differed from that of  the  Europeans about him; then he became

aware that these had detached  themselves, and left him exposed to the presence of a fellow  countryman.  It

was Otterson, with Mrs. Otterson; he turned upon March  with hilarious  recognition.  "Hello!  Most of the

Americans in  Carlsbad seem to be  hanging round here for a sight of these kings.  Well, we don't have a  great

many of 'em, and it's natural we  shouldn't want to miss any.  But  now, you Eastern fellows, you go to  Europe

every summer, and yet you  don't seem to get enough of 'em.  Think it's human nature, or did it get  so ground

into us in the old  times that we can't get it out, no  difference what we say?" 


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"That's very much what I've been asking myself," said March.  "Perhaps  it's any kind of show.  We'd wait

nearly as long for the  President to  come out, wouldn't we?" 

"I reckon we would.  But we wouldn't for his nephew, or his second  cousin." 

"Well, they wouldn't be in the way of the succession." 

"I guess you're right."  The Iowan seemed better satisfied with  March's  philosophy than March felt himself,

and he could not forbear  adding: 

"But I don't, deny that we should wait for the President because  he's a  kind of king too.  I don't know that we

shall ever get over  wanting to  see kings of some kind.  Or at least my wife won't.  May I  present you to  Mrs.

March?" 

"Happy to meet you, Mrs. March," said the Iowan.  "Introduce you to  Mrs.  Otterson.  I'm the fool in my

family, and I know just how you  feel about  a chance like this.  I don't mean that you're" 

They all laughed at the hopeless case, and Mrs. March said, with  one of  her unexpected likings: "I

understand, Mr. Otterson.  And I  would rather  be our kind of fool than the kind that pretends not to  care for

the sight  of a king." 

"Like you and me, Mrs. Otterson," said March. 

"Indeed, indeed," said the lady, "I'd like to see a king too, if it  didn't take all night.  Goodevening," she said,

turning her husband  about with her, as if she suspected a purpose of patronage in Mrs.  March,  and was not

going to have it. 

Otterson looked over his shoulder to explain, despairingly: "The  trouble  with me is that when I do get a

chance to talk English,  there's such a  flow of language it carries me away, and I don't know  just where I'm

landing." 

XXXIII.

There were several kings and their kindred at Carlsbad that summer.  One  day the Duchess of Orleans drove

over from Marienbad, attended by  the  Duke on his bicycle.  After luncheon, they reappeared for a moment

before  mounting to her carriage with their Secretaries: two young  French  gentlemen whose dress and bearing

better satisfied Mrs. March's  exacting  passion for an aristocratic air in their order.  The Duke was  fat and  fair,

as a Bourbon should be, and the Duchess fatter, though  not so fair,  as became a Hapsburg, but they were both

more  plebeianlooking than their  retainers, who were slender as well as  young, and as perfectly appointed  as

English tailors could imagine  them. 

"It wouldn't do for the very highest sort of Highhotes," March  declared,  "to look their own consequence

personally; they have to  leave that, like  everything else, to their inferiors." 

By a happy heterophemy of Mrs. March's the German Hoheit had now  become  Highhote, which was so much

more descriptive that they had  permanently  adopted it, and found comfort to their republican pride in  the

mockery  which it poured upon the feudal structure of society.  They applied it  with a certain compunction,

however, to the King of  Servia, who came a  few days after the Duke and Duchess: he was such a  young

King, and of  such a little country.  They watched for him from  the windows of the  readingroom, while the

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carriages which  brought the King and his suite drew  tamely up at the portal, where the  proprietor and some

civic  dignitaries received him.  His moderated  approach, so little like that  of royalty on the stage, to which

Americans  are used, allowed Mrs.  March to make sure of the pale, slight,  insignificant, amiablelooking

youth in spectacles as the sovereign she  was ambuscading.  Then no  appeal to her principles could keep her

from  peeping through the  readingroom door into the rotunda, where the King  graciously but  speedily

dismissed the civic gentlemen and the proprietor,  and  vanished into the elevator.  She was destined to see him

so often  afterwards that she scarcely took the trouble to time her dining and  supping by that of the simple

potentate, who had his meals in one of  the  public rooms, with three gentlemen of his suite, in sackcoats  like

himself, after the informal manner of the place. 

Still another potentate, who happened that summer to be sojourning  abroad, in the interval of a successful

rebellion, was at the opera  one  night with some of his faithful followers.  Burnamy had offered  Mrs.  March,

who supposed that he merely wanted her and her husband  with him,  places in a box; but after she eagerly

accepted, it seemed  that he wished  her to advise him whether it would do to ask Miss  Triscoe and her father

to join them. 

"Why not?" she returned, with an arching of the eyebrows. 

"Why," he said, "perhaps I had better make a clean breast of it." 

"Perhaps you had," she said, and they both laughed, though he  laughed  with a knot between his eyes. 

"The fact is, you know, this isn't my treat, exactly.  It's Mr.  Stoller's."  At the surprise in her face he hurried on.

"He's got  back  his first letter in the paper, and he's so much pleased with the  way he  reads in print, that he

wants to celebrate." 

"Yes," said Mrs. March, noncommittally. 

Burnamy laughed again.  "But he's bashful, and he isn't sure that  you  would all take it in the right way.  He

wants you as friends of  mine; and  he hasn't quite the courage to ask you himself." 

This seemed to Mrs. March so far from bad that she said: "That's  very  nice of him.  Then he's satisfied

withwith your help?  I'm glad  of  that." 

"Thank you.  He's met the Triscoes, and he thought it would be  pleasant  to you if they went, too." 

"Oh, certainly." 

"He thought," Burnamy went on, with the air of feeling his way,  "that we  might all go to the opera, and

thenthen go for a little  supper  afterwards at Schwarzkopf's." 

He named the only place in Carlsbad where yon can sup so late as  ten  o'clock; as the opera begins at six, and

is over at half past  eight, none  but the wildest roisterers frequent the place. 

"Oh!" said Mrs. March.  "I don't know how a late supper would agree  with  my husband's cure.  I should have

to ask him." 

"We could make it very hygienic," Burnamy explained. 

In repeating his invitation she blamed Burnamy's uncandor so much  that  March took his part, as perhaps she

intended, and said, "Oh,  nonsense,"  and that he should like to go in for the whole thing; and  General Triscoe


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accepted as promptly for himself and his daughter.  That made six people,  Burnamy counted up, and he

feigned a decent  regret that there was not  room for Mrs. Adding and her son; he would  have liked to ask

them. 

Mrs. March did not enjoy it so much as coming with her husband  alone when  they took two florin seats in the

orchestra for the comedy.  The comedy  always began half an hour earlier than the opera, and they  had a five

o'clock supper at the TheatreCaf‚ before they went, and  they got to  sleep by nine o'clock; now they would

be up till half past  ten at least,  and that orgy at Schwarzkopf's might not be at all good  for him.  But  still she

liked being there; and Miss Triscoe made her  take the best  seat; Burnamy and Stoller made the older men

take the  other seats beside  the ladies, while they sat behind, or stood up,  when they, wished to see,  as people

do in the back of a box.  Stoller  was not much at ease in  evening dress, but he bore himself with a  dignity

which was not perhaps  so gloomy as it looked; Mrs. March  thought him handsome in his way, and  required

Miss Triscoe to admire  him.  As for Burnamy's beauty it was not  necessary to insist upon  that; he had the

distinction of slender youth;  and she liked to think  that no Highhote there was of a more patrician  presence

than this yet  unprinted contributor to 'Every Other Week'.  He and Stoller seemed on  perfect terms; or else in

his joy he was able to  hide the uneasiness  which she had fancied in him from the first time she  saw them

together, and which had never been quite absent from his manner  in  Stoller's presence.  Her husband always

denied that it existed, or if  it did that it was anything but Burnamy's effort to get on common  ground  with an

inferior whom fortune had put over him. 

The young fellow talked with Stoller, and tried to bring him into  the  range of the general conversation.  He

leaned over the ladies,  from time  to time, and pointed out the notables whom he saw in the  house; she was

glad, for his sake, that he did not lean less over her  than over Miss  Triscoe.  He explained certain military

figures in the  boxes opposite,  and certain ladies of rank who did not look their  rank; Miss Triscoe, to  Mrs.

March's thinking, looked their united  ranks, and more; her dress was  very simple, but of a touch which saved

it from being insipidly girlish;  her beauty was dazzling. 

"Do you see that old fellow in the corner chair just behind the  orchestra?"  asked Burnamy.  "He's ninetysix

years old, and he comes  to  the theatre every night, and falls asleep as soon as the curtain  rises,  and sleeps

through till the end of the act." 

"How dear!" said the girl, leaning forward to fix the nonagenarian  with  her glasses, while many other glasses

converged upon her.  "Oh,  wouldn't  you like to know him, Mr. March?" 

"I should consider it a liberal education.  They have brought these  things to a perfect system in Europe.  There

is nothing to make life  pass  smoothly like inflexible constancy to an entirely simple custom.  My  dear," he

added to his wife, "I wish we'd seen this sage before.  He'd  have helped us through a good many hours of

unintelligible  comedy.  I'm  always coming as Burnamy's guest, after this." 

The young fellow swelled with pleasure in his triumph, and casting  an eye  about the theatre to cap it, he

caught sight of that other  potentate.  He whispered joyfully, "Ah!  We've got two kings here  tonight," and he

indicated in a box of their tier just across from  that where the King of  Servia sat, the wellknown face of the

King of  New York. 

"He isn't badlooking," said March, handing his glass to General  Triscoe.  "I've not seen many kings in exile;

a matter of a few Carlist  princes and  exsovereign dukes, and the good Henry V. of France, once,  when I was

staying a month in Venice; but I don't think they any of  them looked the  part better.  I suppose he has his

dream of recurring  power like the  rest." 

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"Oh, you don't really mean that!" 

"I don't know why I should have changed my mind." 

"Then it's as if we were in the presence of Charles II. just before  he  was called back to England, or Napoleon

in the last moments of  Elba.  It's better than that.  The thing is almost unique; it's a new  situation  in history.

Here's a sovereign who has no recognized  function, no legal  status, no objective existence.  He has no sort of

public being, except  in the affection of his subjects.  It took an  upheaval little short of an  earthquake to unseat

him.  His rule, as we  understand it, was bad for all  classes; the poor suffered more than  the rich; the people

have now had  three years of selfgovernment; and  yet this wonderful man has such a  hold upon the masses

that he is  going home to win the cause of oppression  at the head of the  oppressed.  When he's in power again,

he will be as  subjective as  ever, with the power of civic life and death, and an  idolatrous  following perfectly

ruthless in the execution of his will." 

"We've only begun," said the general.  "This kind of king is  municipal,  now; but he's going to be national.

And then, goodby,  Republic!" 

"The only thing like it," March resumed, too incredulous of the  evil  future to deny himself the aesthetic

pleasure of the parallel,  "is the  rise of the Medici in Florence, but even the Medici were not  mere

manipulators of pulls; they had some sort of public office, with  some  sort of legislated tenure of it.  The King

of New York is  sovereign by  force of will alone, and he will reign in the voluntary  submission of the

majority.  Is our national dictator to be of the  same nature and  quality?" 

"It would be the scientific evolution, wouldn't it?" 

The ladies listened with the perfunctory attention which women pay  to any  sort of inquiry which is not

personal.  Stoller had scarcely  spoken yet;  he now startled them all by demanding, with a sort of  vindictive

force,  "Why shouldn't he have the power, if they're willing  to let him?" 

"Yes," said General Triscoe, with a tilt of his head towards March.  "That's what we must ask ourselves more

and more." 

March leaned back in his chair, and looked up over his shoulder at  Stoller.  "Well, I don't know.  Do you think

it's quite right for a  man  to use an unjust power, even if others are willing that he  should?" 

Stoller stopped with an air of bewilderment as if surprised on the  point  of saying that he thought just this.  He

asked instead, "What's  wrong  about it?" 

"Well, that's one of those things that have to be felt, I suppose.  But  if a man came to you, and offered to be

your slave for a certain  considerationsay a comfortable house, and a steady job, that wasn't  too

hardshould you feel it morally right to accept the offer?  I  don't say  think it right, for there might be a kind

of logic for it." 

Stoller seemed about to answer; he hesitated; and before he had  made any  response, the curtain rose. 

XXXIV.

There are few prettier things than Carlsbad by night from one of  the many  bridges which span the Tepl in its

course through the town.  If it is a  starry night, the torrent glides swiftly away with an  inverted firmament  in

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of  their own.  By nine  o'clock everything is hushed; not a wheel is heard  at that dead hour;  the few feet

shuffling stealthily through the Alte  Wiese whisper a  caution of silence to those issuing with a less  guarded

tread from the  opera; the little bowers that overhang the  stream are as dark and mute as  the restaurants across

the way which  serve meals in them by day; the  whole place is as forsaken as other  cities at midnight.  People

get  quickly home to bed, or if they have a  mind to snatch a belated joy, they  slip into the TheaterCaf‚, where

the sleepy Frauleins serve them, in an  exemplary drowse, with plates  of cold ham and bottles of the gently

gaseous waters of Giesshubl.  Few are of the bold badness which delights  in a supper at  Schwarzkopf's, and

even these are glad of the drawn  curtains which  hide their orgy from the chance passer. 

The invalids of Burnamy's party kept together, strengthening  themselves  in a mutual purpose not to be

tempted to eat anything which  was not  strictly 'kurgemass'.  Mrs. March played upon the interest  which each

of  them felt in his own case so artfully that she kept them  talking of their  cure, and left Burnamy and Miss

Triscoe to a moment  on the bridge, by  which they profited, while the others strolled on,  to lean against the

parapet and watch the lights in the skies and the  water, and be alone  together.  The stream shone above and

below, and  found its way out of and  into the darkness under the successive  bridges; the town climbed into the

night with lamplit windows here  and there, till the woods of the hill  sides darkened down to meet it,  and

fold it in an embrace from which some  white edifice showed palely  in the farthest gloom. 

He tried to make her think they could see that great iron crucifix  which  watches over it day and night from its

piny cliff.  He had a  fancy for a  poem, very impressionistic, which should convey the notion  of the  crucifix's

vigil.  He submitted it to her; and they remained  talking till  the others had got out of sight and hearing; and

she was  letting him keep  the hand on her arm which he had put there to hold  her from falling over  the

parapet, when they were both startled by  approaching steps, and a  voice calling, "Look here!  Who's running

this supper party, anyway?" 

His wife had detached March from her group for the mission, as soon  as  she felt that the young people were

abusing her kindness.  They  answered  him with hysterical laughter, and Burnamy said, "Why, it's  Mr. Stoller's

treat, you know." 

At the restaurant, where the proprietor obsequiously met the party  on the  threshold and bowed them into a

pretty inner room, with a table  set for  their supper, Stoller had gained courage to play the host  openly.  He

appointed General Triscoe to the chief seat; he would have  put his  daughter next to him, if the girl had not

insisted upon Mrs.  March's  having the place, and going herself to sit next to March, whom  she said  she had

not been able to speak a word to the whole evening.  But she did  not talk a great deal to him; he smiled to find

how soon  he dropped out  of the conversation, and Burnamy, from his greater  remoteness across the  table,

dropped into it.  He really preferred the  study of Stoller, whose  instinct of a greater worldly quality in the

Triscoes interested him;  he could see him listening now to what  General Triscoe was saying to Mrs.  March,

and now to what Burnamy was  saying to Miss Triscoe; his strong,  selfish face, as he turned it on  the young

people, expressed a mingled  grudge and greed that was very  curious. 

Stoller's courage, which had come and gone at moments throughout,  rose at  the end, and while they lingered

at the table well on to the  hour of ten,  he said, in the sort of helpless offence he had with  Burnamy, "What's

the  reason we can't all go out tomorrow to that old  castle you was talking  about?" 

"To Engelhaus?  I don't know any reason, as far as I'm concerned,"  answered Burnamy; but he refused the

initiative offered him, and  Stoller  was obliged to ask March: 

"You heard about it?" 

"Yes."  General Triscoe was listening, and March added for him, "It  was  the hold of an old robber baron;

Gustavus Adolphus knocked it  down, and  it's very picturesque, I believe." 


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"It sounds promising," said the general.  "Where is it?" 

"Isn't tomorrow our mineral bath?"  Mrs. March interposed between  her  husband and temptation. 

"No; the day after.  Why, it's about ten or twelve miles out on the  old  postroad that Napoleon took for

Prague." 

"Napoleon knew a good road when he saw it," said the general, and  he  alone of the company lighted a cigar.

He was decidedly in favor of  the  excursion, and he arranged for it with Stoller, whom he had the  effect of

using for his pleasure as if he were doing him a favor.  They were six,  and two carriages would take them: a

twospanner for  four, and a one  spanner for two; they could start directly after  dinners and get home in  time

for supper. 

Stoller asserted himself to say: "That's all right, then.  I want  you to  be my guests, and I'll see about the

carriages."  He turned to  Burnamy:  "Will you order them?" 

"Oh," said the young fellow, with a sort of dryness, "the portier  will  get them." 

"I don't understand why General Triscoe was so willing to accept.  Surely, he can't like that man!" said Mrs.

March to her husband in  their  own room. 

"Oh, I fancy that wouldn't be essential.  The general seems to me,  capable of letting even an enemy serve his

turn.  Why didn't you  speak,  if you didn't want to go?" 

"Why didn't you?" 

"I wanted to go." 

"And I knew it wouldn't do to let Miss Triscoe go alone; I could  see that  she wished to go." 

"Do you think Burnamy did?" 

"He seemed rather indifferent.  And yet he must have realized that  he  would be with Miss Triscoe the whole

afternoon." 

XXXV.

If Burnamy and Miss Triscoe took the lead in the onespanner, and  the  others followed in the twospanner, it

was not from want of  politeness on  the part of the young people in offering to give up  their places to each  of

their elders in turn.  It would have been  grotesque for either March  or Stoller to drive with the girl; for her

father it was apparently no  question, after a glance at the more rigid  uprightness of the seat in the

onespanner; and he accepted the place  beside Mrs. March on the back seat  of the twospanner without

demur.  He asked her leave to smoke, and then  he scarcely spoke to her.  But  he talked to the two men in front

of him  almost incessantly,  haranguing them upon the inferiority of our  conditions and the  futility of our hopes

as a people, with the effect of  bewildering the  cruder arrogance of Stoller, who could have got on with

Triscoe's  contempt for the worthlessness of our workingclasses, but did  not  know what to do with his scorn

of the vulgarity and venality of their  employers.  He accused some of Stoller's most honored and envied

capitalists of being the source of our worst corruptions, and guiltier  than the votingcattle whom they bought

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"I think we can get rid of the whole trouble if we go at it the  right  way," Stoller said, diverging for the sake of

the point he  wished to  bring in.  "I believe in having the government run on  business  principles.  They've got it

here in Carlsbad, already, just  the right  sort of thing, and it works.  I been lookin' into it, and I  got this  young

man, yonder"he twisted his hand in the direction of  the one  spanner! "to help me put it in shape.  I believe

it's going  to make our  folks think, the best ones among them.  Here!"  He drew a  newspaper out  of his pocket,

folded to show two columns in their full  length, and  handed it to Triscoe, who took it with no great eagerness,

and began to  run his eye over it.  "You tell me what you think of  that.  I've put it  out for a kind of a feeler.  I got

some money in  that paper, and I just  thought I'd let our people see how a city can  be managed on business

principles." 

He kept his eye eagerly upon Triscoe, as if to follow his thought  while  he read, and keep him up to the work,

and he ignored the Marches  so  entirely that they began in selfdefence to talk with each other. 

Their carriage had climbed from Carlsbad in long irregular curves  to the  breezy upland where the great

highroad to Prague ran through  fields of  harvest.  They had come by heights and slopes of forest,  where the

serried stems of the tall firs showed brown and whitishblue  and grew  straight as stalks of grain; and now on

either side the farms  opened  under a sky of unwonted cloudlessness.  Narrow strips of wheat  and rye,  which

the men were cutting with sickles, and the women in red  bodices  were binding, alternated with ribands of

yellowing oats and  grass, and  breadths of beets and turnips, with now and then lengths of  ploughed  land.  In

the meadows the peasants were piling their carts  with heavy  rowen, the girls lifting the hay on the forks, and

the men  giving  themselves the lighter labor of ordering the load.  From the  upturned  earth, where there ought

to have been troops of strutting  crows, a few  sombre ravens rose.  But they could not rob the scene of  its

gayety; it  smiled in the sunshine with colors which vividly  followed the slope of  the land till they were

dimmed in the forests on  the faroff mountains.  Nearer and farther, the cottages and villages  shone in the

valleys, or  glimmered through the veils of the distant  haze.  Over all breathed the  keen pure air of the hills,

with a  sentiment of changeless eld, which  charmed March, back to his boyhood,  where he lost the sense of

his wife's  presence, and answered her  vaguely.  She talked contentedly on in the  monologue to which the

wives of absentminded men learn to resign  themselves.  They were both  roused from their vagary by the

voice of  General Triscoe.  He was  handing back the folded newspaper to Stoller,  and saying, with a queer  look

at him over his glasses, "I should like to  see what your  contemporaries have to say to all that." 

"Well, sir," Stoller returned, "maybe I'll have the chance to show  you.  They got my instructions over there to

send everything to me." 

Burnamy and Miss Triscoe gave little heed to the landscape as  landscape.  They agreed that the human

interest was the great thing on  a landscape,  after all; but they ignored the peasants in the fields  and meadows,

who  were no more to them than the driver on the box, or  the people in the  twospanner behind.  They were

talking of the hero  and heroine of a novel  they had both read, and he was saying, "I  suppose you think he was

justly  punished." 

"Punished?" she repeated.  "Why, they got married, after all!" 

"Yes, but you could see that they were not going to be happy." 

"Then it seems to me that she was punished; too." 

"Well, yes; you might say that.  The author couldn't help that." 

Miss Triscoe was silent a moment before she said: 

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"Why," said Burnamy, "I supposed that women hated anything like  deception  in men too much to tolerate it

at all.  Of course, in this  case, he  didn't deceive her; he let her deceive herself; but wasn't  that worse?" 

"Yes, that was worse.  She could have forgiven him for deceiving  her." 

"Oh!" 

"He might have had to do that.  She wouldn't have minded his  fibbing  outright, so much, for then it wouldn't

have seemed to come  from his  nature.  But if he just let her believe what wasn't true, and  didn't say  a word to

prevent her, of course it was worse.  It showed  something weak,  something cowardly in him." 

Burnamy gave a little cynical laugh.  "I suppose it did.  But don't  you  think it's rather rough, expecting us to

have all the kinds of  courage?" 

"Yes, it is," she assented.  "That is why I say she was too  exacting.  But a man oughn't to defend him." 

Burnamy's laugh had more pleasure in it, now.  "Another woman  might?" 

"No.  She might excuse him." 

He turned to look back at the twospanner; it was rather far  behind, and  he spoke to their driver bidding him

go slowly till it  caught up with  them.  By the time it did so, they were so close to it  that they could  distinguish

the lines of its wandering and broken  walls.  Ever since they  had climbed from the wooded depths of the  hills

above Carlsbad to the  open plateau, it had shown itself in  greater and greater detail.  The  detached mound of

rock on which it  stood rose like an island in the midst  of the plain, and commanded the  highways in every

direction. 

"I believe," Burnamy broke out, with a bitterness apparently  relevant to  the ruin alone, "that if you hadn't

required any  quarterings of nobility  from him, Stoller would have made a good sort  of robber baron.  He's a

robber baron by nature, now, and he wouldn't  have any scruple in levying  tribute on us here in our

onespanner, if  his castle was in good repair  and his crossbowmen were not on a  strike.  But they would be on

a strike,  probably, and then he would  lock them out, and employ none but nonunion  crossbowmen." 

If Miss Triscoe understood that he arraigned the morality as well  as the  civility of his employer, she did not

take him more seriously  than he  meant, apparently, for she smiled as she said, "I don't see  how you can  have

anything to do with him, if you feel so about him." 

"Oh," Burnamy replied in kind, "he buys my poverty and not my will.  And  perhaps if I thought better of

myself, I should respect him  more." 

"Have you been doing something very wicked?" 

"What should you have to say to me, if I had?" he bantered. 

"Oh, I should have nothing at all to say to you," she mocked back. 

They turned a corner of the highway, and drove rattling through a  village  street up a long slope to the rounded

hill which it crowned.  A church at  its base looked out upon an irregular square. 

A gaunt figure of a man, with a staring mask, which seemed to hide  a  darkling mind within, came out of the

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upon the visitors' interest; he mastered, after a  moment, their wishes in  respect to the castle, and showed the

path  that led to it; at the top, he  said, they would find a custodian of  the ruins who would admit them. 

XXXVI.

The, path to the castle slanted upward across the shoulder of the  hill,  to a certain point, and there some rude

stone steps mounted more  directly.  Wilding lilacbushes, as if from some forgotten garden,  bordered the

ascent; the chickory opened its blue flower; the clean  bitter odor of vermouth rose from the trodden turf; but

Nature spreads  no  such lavish feast in wood or field in the Old World as she spoils  us with  in the New; a few

kinds, repeated again and again, seem to be  all her  store, and man must make the most of them.  Miss Triscoe

seemed to find  flowers enough in the simple bouquet which Burnamy put  together for her.  She took it, and

then gave it back to him, that she  might have both hands  for her skirt, and so did him two favors. 

A superannuated forester of the nobleman who owns the ruin opened a  gate  for the party at the top, and levied

a tax of thirty kreutzers  each upon  them, for its maintenance.  The castle, by his story, had  descended from

robber sire to robber son, till Gustavus knocked it to  pieces in the  sixteenth century; three hundred years later,

the  present owner restored  it; and now its broken walls and arches, built  of rubble mixed with  brick, and

neatly pointed up with cement, form a  ruin satisfyingly  permanent.  The walls were not of great extent, but

such as they were  they enclosed several dungeons and a chapel, all  underground, and a  cistern which once

enabled the barons and their  retainers to water their  wine in time of siege. 

From that height they could overlook the neighboring highways in  every  direction, and could bring a

merchant train to, with a shaft  from a  crossbow, or a shot from an arquebuse, at pleasure.  With  General

Triscoe's leave, March praised the strategic strength of the  unique  position, which he found expressive of the

past, and yet  suggestive of  the present.  It was more a difference in method than  anything else that

distinguished the levy of customs by the  authorities then and now.  What  was the essential difference, between

taking tribute of travellers  passing on horseback, and collecting dues  from travellers arriving by  steamer?

They did not pay voluntarily in  either case; but it might be  proof of progress that they no longer  fought the

customs officials. 

"Then you believe in free trade," said Stoller, severely. 

"No.  I am just inquiring which is the best way of enforcing the  tariff  laws." 

"I saw in the Paris Chronicle, last night," said Miss Triscoe,  "that  people are kept on the docks now for hours,

and ladies cry at  the way  their things are tumbled over by the inspectors." 

"It's shocking," said Mrs. March, magisterially. 

"It seems to be a return to the scenes of feudal times," her  husband  resumed.  "But I'm glad the travellers make

no resistance.  I'm opposed  to private war as much as I am to free trade." 

"It all comes round to the same thing at last," said General  Triscoe.  "Your precious humanity" 

"Oh, I don't claim it exclusively," March protested. 

"Well, then, our precious humanity is like a man that has lost his  road.  He thinks he is finding his way out,

but he is merely rounding  on his  course, and coming back to where he started." 

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up, if they can't stand  the  duties." 

"Oh, we ought to make it rough for them anyway," March consented. 

If Stoller felt his irony, he did not know what to answer.  He  followed  with his eyes the manoeuvre by which

Burnamy and Miss Triscoe  eliminated  themselves from the discussion, and strayed off to another  corner of

the  ruin, where they sat down on the turf in the shadow of  the wall; a thin,  upland breeze drew across them,

but the sun was hot.  The land fell away  from the height, and then rose again on every side  in carpetlike fields

and in long curving bands, whose parallel colors  passed unblended into  the distance.  "I don't suppose,"

Burnamy said,  "that life ever does much  better than this, do you?  I feel like  knocking on a piece of wood and

saying 'Unberufen.'  I might knock on  your bouquet; that's wood." 

"It would spoil the flowers," she said, looking down at them in her  belt.  She looked up and their eyes met. 

"I wonder," he said, presently, "what makes us always have a  feeling of  dread when we are happy?" 

"Do you have that, too?" she asked. 

"Yes.  Perhaps it's because we know that change must come, and it  must be  for the worse." 

"That must be it.  I never thought of it before, though." 

"If we had got so far in science that we could predict  psychological  weather, and could know twentyfour

hours ahead when a  warm wave of bliss  or a cold wave of misery was coming, and prepare  for smiles and

tears  beforehandit may come to that." 

"I hope it won't.  I'd rather not know when I was to be happy; it  would  spoil the pleasure; and wouldn't be any

compensation when it was  the  other way." 

A shadow fell across them, and Burnamy glanced round to see Stoller  looking down at them, with a slant of

the face that brought his  aquiline  profile into relief.  "Oh!  Have a turf, Mr. Stoller?" he  called gayly up  to him. 

"I guess we've seen about all there is," he answered.  "Hadn't we  better  be going?" He probably did not mean

to be mandatory. 

"All right," said Burnamy, and he turned to speak to Miss Triscoe  again  without further notice of him. 

They all descended to the church at the foot of the hill where the  weird  sacristan was waiting to show them

the cold, bare interior, and  to  account for its newness with the fact that the old church had been  burnt,  and this

one built only a few years before.  Then he locked the  doors  after them, and ran forward to open against their

coming the  chapel of  the village cemetery, which they were to visit after they  had fortified  themselves for it

at the village cafe. 

They were served by a little hunchback maid; and she told them who  lived  in the chief house of the village.

It was uncommonly pretty;  where all  the houses were picturesque, and she spoke of it with  respect as the

dwelling of a rich magistrate who was clearly the great  man of the place.  March admired the cat which

rubbed against her skirt  while she stood and  talked, and she took his praises modestly for the  cat; but they

wrought  upon the envy, of her brother so that he ran off  to the garden, and came  back with two fat,

sleepyeyed puppies which  he held up, with an arm  across each of their stomachs, for the acclaim  of the

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"Oh, give him something!  "Mrs. March entreated.  "He's such a  dear." 

"No, no! I am not going to have my little hunchback and her cat  outdone,"  he refused; and then he was about

to yield. 

"Hold on!"  said Stoller, assuming the host.  "I got the change." 

He gave the boy a few kreutzers, when Mrs. March had meant her  husband to  reward his naivete with half a

florin at least; but he  seemed to feel  that he had now ingratiated himself with the ladies,  and he put himself  in

charge of them for the walk to the cemetery  chapel; he made Miss  Triscoe let him carry her jacket when she

found  it warm. 

The chapel is dedicated to the Holy Trinity, and the Jesuit brother  who  designed it, two or three centuries ago,

indulged a devotional  fancy in  the triangular form of the structure and the decorative  details.  Everything is

threecornered; the whole chapel, to begin  with, and then  the ark of the high altar in the middle of it, and

each  of the three  sidealtars.  The clumsy baroque taste of the  architecture is a German  version of the impulse

that was making Italy  fantastic at the time; the  carving is coarse, and the color harsh and  unsoftened by years,

though it  is broken and obliterated in places. 

The sacristan said that the chapel was never used for anything but  funeral services, and he led the way out

into the cemetery, where he  wished to display the sepultural devices.  The graves here were  planted  with

flowers, and some were in a mourning of black pansies;  but a space  fenced apart from the rest held a few

neglected mounds,  overgrown with  weeds and brambles: This space, he said, was for  suicides; but to March  it

was not so ghastly as the dapper grief of  certain tombs in consecrated  ground where the stones had

photographs  of the dead on porcelain let into  them.  One was the picture of a  beautiful young woman, who

had been the  wife of the local magnate; an  eternal love was vowed to her in the  inscription, but now, the

sacristan said, with nothing of irony, the  magnate was married again,  and lived in that prettiest house of the

village.  He seemed proud of  the monument, as the thing worthiest the  attention of the strangers,  and be led

them with less apparent  hopefulness to the unfinished  chapel representing a Gethsemane, with the  figure of

Christ praying  and his apostles sleeping.  It is a subject much  celebrated in  terracotta about Carlsbad, and it

was not a novelty to his  party;  still, from its surroundings, it had a fresh pathos, and March  tried  to make him

understand that they appreciated it.  He knew that his  wife wished the poor man to think he had done them a

great favor in  showing it; he had been touched with all the vain shows of grief in  the  poor, ugly little place;

most of all he had felt the exile of  those who  had taken their own lives and were parted in death from the

more patient  sufferers who had waited for God to take them.  With a  curious, unpainful  selfanalysis he noted

that the older members of  the party, who in the  course of nature were so much nearer death, did  not shrink

from its  shows; but the young girl and the young man had  not borne to look on  them, and had quickly

escaped from the place,  somewhere outside the gate.  Was it the beginning, the promise of that  reconciliation

with death which  nature brings to life at last, or was  it merely the effect, or defect, of  ossified sensibilities, of

toughened nerves? 

"That is all?" he asked of the spectral sacristan. 

"That is all," the man said, and March felt in his pocket for a  coin  commensurate to the service he had done

them; it ought to be  something  handsome. 

"No, no," said Stoller, detecting his gesture.  "Your money a'n't  good." 

He put twenty or thirty kreutzers into the hand of the man, who  regarded  them with a disappointment none

the less cruel because it was  so patient.  In France, he would have been insolent; in Italy, he would  have

frankly  said it was too little; here, he merely looked at the  money and whispered  a sad "Danke." 


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Burnamy and Miss Triscoe rose from the grassy bank outside where  they  were sitting, and waited for the

elders to get into their  twospanner. 

"Oh, have I lost my glove in there?" said Mrs. March, looking at  her  hands and such parts of her dress as a

glove might cling to. 

"Let me go and find it for you," Burnamy entreated. 

"Well," she consented, and she added, "If the sacristan has found  it,  give him something for me something

really handsome, poor fellow." 

As Burnamy passed her, she let him see that she had both her  gloves, and  her heart yearned upon him for his

instant smile of  intelligence: some  men would have blundered out that she had the lost  glove in her hand.  He

came back directly, saying, "No, he didn't find  it." 

She laughed, and held both gloves up.  "No wonder!  I had it all  the  time.  Thank you ever so much." 

"How are we going to ride back?" asked Stoller. 

Burnamy almost turned pale; Miss Triscoe smiled impenetrably.  No  one  else spoke, and Mrs. March said,

with placid authority, "Oh, I  think the  way we came, is best." 

"Did that absurd creature," she apostrophized her husband as soon  as she  got him alone after their arrival at

Pupp's, "think I was going  to let  him drive back with Agatha?" 

"I wonder," said March, "if that's what Burnamy calls her now?" 

"I shall despise him if it isn't." 

XXXVII.

Burnamy took up his mail to Stoller after the supper which they had  eaten  in a silence natural with two men

who have been off on a picnic  together.  He did not rise from his writingdesk when Burnamy came in,  and

the young  man did not sit down after putting his letters before  him.  He said, with  an effort of forcing himself

to speak at once, "I  have looked through the  papers, and there is something that I think  you ought to see." 

"What do you mean?" said Stoller. 

Burnamy laid down three or four papers opened to pages where  certain  articles were strongly circumscribed

in ink.  The papers  varied, but  their editorials did not, in purport at least.  Some were  grave and some  were

gay; one indignantly denounced; another affected  an ironical  bewilderment; the third simply had fun with the

Hon. Jacob  Stoller.  They all, however, treated his letter on the city government  of Carlsbad  as the praise of

municipal socialism, and the paper which  had fun with  him gleefully congratulated the dangerous classes on

the  accession of the  Honorable Jacob to their ranks. 

Stoller read the articles, one after another, with parted lips and  gathering drops of perspiration on his upper

lip, while Burnamy waited  on  foot.  He flung the papers all down at last.  "Why, they're a pack  of  fools!  They

don't know what they're talking about!  I want city  government carried on on business principles, by the

people, for the  people.  I don't care what they say!  I know I'm right, and I'm going  ahead on this line if it takes

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you?" 

"There's nothing the matter with me." 

"Do you mean to tell me it is"he could not bring himself to use  the  word"what they say?" 

"I suppose," said Burnamy, with a dry mouth, "it's what you may  call  municipal socialism." 

Stoller jumped from his seat.  "And you knew it when you let me do  it?" 

"I supposed you knew what you were about." 

"It's a lie!"  Stoller advanced upon him, wildly, and Burnamy took  a step  backward. 

"Look out!" shouted Burnamy.  "You never asked me anything about  it.  You told me what you wanted done,

and I did it.  How could I  believe you  were such an ignoramus as not to know the a b c of the  thing you were

talking about?"  He added, in cynical contempt, "But  you needn't worry.  You can make it right with the

managers by spending  a little more money  than you expected to spend." 

Stoller started as if the word money reminded him of something.  "I  can  take care of myself, young man.  How

much do I owe you?" 

"Nothing!" said Burnamy, with an effort for grandeur which failed  him. 

The next morning as the Marches sat over their coffee at the  Posthof, he  came dragging himself toward them

with such a haggard air  that Mrs. March  called, before he reached their table, "Why, Mr.  Burnamy, what's the

matter?" 

He smiled miserably.  "Oh, I haven't slept very well.  May I have  my  coffee with you?  I want to tell you

something; I want you to make  me.  But I can't speak till the coffee comes.  Fraulein!" he besought a  waitress

going off with a tray near them.  "Tell Lili, please, to  bring  me some coffeeonly coffee." 

He tried to make some talk about the weather, which was rainy, and  the  Marches helped him, but the poor

endeavor lagged wretchedly in the  interval between the ordering and the coming of the coffee.  "Ah,  thank

you, Lili," he said, with a humility which confirmed Mrs. March  in her  instant belief that he had been

offering himself to Miss  Triscoe and been  rejected.  After gulping his coffee, he turned to  her: "I want to say

goodby.  I'm going away." 

"From Carlsbad?" asked Mrs. March with a keen distress. 

The water came into his eyes.  "Don't, don't be good to me, Mrs.  March!  I can't stand it.  But you won't, when

you know." 

He began to speak of Stoller, first to her, but addressing himself  more  and more to the intelligence of March,

who let him go on without  question, and laid a restraining hand upon his wife when he saw her  about  to

prompt him.  At the end, "That's all," he said, huskily, and  then he  seemed to be waiting for March's comment.

He made none, and  the young  fellow was forced to ask, "Well, what do you think, Mr.  March?" 

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"I think, I behaved badly," said Burnamy, and a movement of protest  from  Mrs. March nerved him to add: "I

could make out that it was not  my  business to tell him what he was doing; but I guess it was; I guess  I  ought

to have stopped him, or given him a chance to stop himself.  I  suppose I might have done it, if he had treated

me decently when I  turned  up a day late, here; or hadn't acted toward me as if I were a  hand in his

buggyworks that had come in an hour after the whistle  sounded." 

He set his teeth, and an indignant sympathy shone in Mrs. March's  eyes;  but her husband only looked the

more serious. 

He asked gently, "Do you offer that fact as an explanation, or as a  justification." 

Burnamy laughed forlornly.  "It certainly wouldn't justify me.  You  might  say that it made the case all the

worse for me."  March forbore  to say,  and Burnamy went on.  "But I didn't suppose they would be onto  him so

quick, or perhaps at all.  I thoughtif I thought  anythingthat it  would amuse some of the fellows in the

office, who  know about those  things."  He paused, and in March's continued silence  he went on.  "The  chance

was one in a hundred that anybody else would  know where he had  brought up." 

"But you let him take that chance," March suggested. 

"Yes, I let him take it.  Oh, you know how mixed all these things  are!" 

"Yes." 

Of course I didn't think it out at the time.  But I don't deny that  I had  a satisfaction in the notion of the hornets'

nest he was poking  his thick  head into.  It makes me sick, now, to think I had.  I  oughtn't to have  let him; he

was perfectly innocent in it.  After the  letter went,  I wanted to tell him, but I couldn't; and then I took the

chances too.  I don't believe be could have ever got forward in  politics; he's too  honestor he isn't dishonest

in the right way.  But that doesn't let me  out.  I don't defend myself!  I did wrong; I  behaved badly.  But I've

suffered for it. 

I've had a foreboding all the time that it would come to the worst,  and  felt like a murderer with his victim

when I've been alone with  Stoller.  When I could get away from him I could shake it off, and even  believe  that

it hadn't happened.  You can't think what a nightmare  it's been!  Well, I've ruined Stoller politically, but I've

ruined  myself, too.  I've  spoiled my own life; I've done what I can never  explain toto the people  I want to

have believe in me; I've got to  steal away like the thief I am.  Goodby!"  He jumped to his feet, and  put out

his hand to March, and then  to Mrs. March. 

"Why, you're not going away now!" she cried, in a daze. 

"Yes, I am.  I shall leave Carlsbad on the eleveno'clock train.  I  don't  think I shall see you again."  He clung to

her hand.  "If you  see General  TriscoeI wish you'd tell them I couldn'tthat I had  tothat I was  called

away suddenlyGoodby!"  He pressed her hand  and dropped it, and  mixed with the crowd.  Then he came

suddenly back,  with a final appeal to  March: "Should youdo you think I ought to see  Stoller, andand tell

him I don't think I used him fairly?" 

"You ought to know" March began. 

But before he could say more, Burnamy said, "You're right," and was  off  again. 

"Oh, how hard you were with him, my dear!"  Mrs. March lamented. 


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"I wish," he said, "if our boy ever went wrong that some one would  be as  true to him as I was to that poor

fellow.  He condemned himself;  and he  was right; he has behaved very badly." 

"You always overdo things so, when you act righteously!" 

"Now, Isabel!" 

"Oh, yes, I know what you will say.  But I should have tempered  justice  with mercy." 

Her nerves tingled with pity for Burnamy, but in her heart she was  glad  that her husband had had strength to

side with him against  himself, and  she was proud of the forbearance with which he had done  it.  In their

earlier married life she would have confidently taken  the initiative on  all moral questions.  She still believed

that she  was better fitted for  their decision by her Puritan tradition and her  New England birth, but  once in a

great crisis when it seemed a  question of their living, she had  weakened before it, and he, with no  such

advantages, had somehow met the  issue with courage and  conscience.  She could not believe he did so by

inspiration, but she  had since let him take the brunt of all such issues  and the  responsibility.  He made no

reply, and she said: "I suppose  you'll  admit now there was always something peculiar in the poor boy's

manner  to Stoller." 

He would confess no more than that there ought to have been.  "I  don't  see how he could stagger through with

that load on his  conscience.  I'm not sure I like his being able to do so." 

She was silent in the misgiving which she shared with him, but she  said:  "I wonder how far it has gone with

him and Miss Triscoe?" 

"Well, from his wanting you to give his message to the general in  the  plural" 

"Don't laugh!  It"s wicked to laugh!  It's heartless!" she cried,  hysterically.  "What will he do, poor fellow?" 

"I've an idea that he will light on his feet, somehow.  But, at any  rate,  he's doing the right thing in going to

own up to Stoller." 

"Oh, Stoller!  I care nothing for Stoller!  Don't speak to me of  Stoller!" 

Burnamy fond the Bird of Prey, as he no longer had the heart to  call him,  walking up and down in his room

like an eagle caught in a  trap.  He  erected his crest fiercely enough, though, when the young  fellow came in  at

his loudly shouted, "Herein!" 

"What do you want?" he demanded, brutally. 

This simplified Burnamy's task, while it made it more loathsome.  He  answered not much less brutally, "I

want to tell you that I think  I used  you badly, that I let you betray yourself, that I feel myself  to blame."  He

could have added, "Curse you!" without change of tone. 

Stoller sneered in a derision that showed his lower teeth like a  dog's  when he snarls.  "You want to get back!" 

"No," said Burnamy, mildly, and with increasing sadness as he  spoke.  "I don't want to get back.  Nothing

would induce me.  I'm going  away on  the first train." 

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"Look out!"  Burnamy turned white. 

"Didn't you lie me into it, if you let me fool myself, as you say?"  Stoller pursued, and Burnamy felt himself

weaken through his wrath.  "Well, then, you got to lie me out of it.  I been going over the damn  thing, all

nightand you can do it for me.  I know you can do it," he  gave way in a plea that was almost a whimper.

"Look here!  You see if  you can't.  I'll make it all right with you.  I'll pay you whatever  you  think is

rightwhatever you say." 

"Oh!" said Burnamy, in otherwise unutterable disgust. 

"You kin," Stoller went on, breaking down more and more into his  adopted  Hoosier, in the stress of his

anxiety.  "I know you kin, Mr.  Burnamy."  He pushed the paper containing his letter into Burnamy's  hands,

and  pointed out a succession of marked passages.  "There!  And  here!  And  this place!  Don't you see how you

could make out that it  meant something  else, or was just ironical?"  He went on to prove how  the text might be

given the complexion he wished, and Burnamy saw that  he had really  thought it not impossibly out.  "I can't

put it in  writing as well as  you; but I've done all the work, and all you've got  to do is to give it  some of them

turns of yours.  I'll cable the  fellows in our office to say  I've been misrepresented, and that my  correction is

coming.  We'll get it  into shape here together, and then  I'll cable that.  I don't care for the  money.  And I'll get

our  countingroom to see this scoundrel"he picked  up the paper that had  had fun with him"and fix him

all right, so that  he'll ask for a  suspension of public opinion, and You see, don't you?" 

The thing did appeal to Burnamy.  If it could be done, it would  enable  him to make Stoller the reparation he

longed to make him more  than  anything else in the world.  But he heard himself saying, very  gently,  almost

tenderly, "It might be done, Mr. Stoller.  But I  couldn't do it.  It wouldn't be honestfor me." 

"Yah!" yelled Stoller, and he crushed the paper into a wad and  flung it  into Burnamy's face.  "Honest, you

damn humbug!  You let me  in for this,  when you knew I didn't mean it, and now you won't help me  out

because it  a'n't honest! Get out of my room, and get out quick  before I" 

He hurled himself toward Burnamy, who straightened himself, with  "If you  dare!  "He knew that he was right

in refusing; but he knew  that Stoller  was right, too, and that he had not meant the logic of  what he had said  in

his letter, and of what Burnamy had let him imply.  He braved  Stoller's onset, and he left his presence

untouched, but  feeling as  little a moral hero as he well could. 

XXXVIII.

General Triscoe woke in the bad humor of an elderly man after a  day's  pleasure, and in the selfreproach of a

pessimist who has lost  his point  of view for a time, and has to work back to it.  He began at  the belated

breakfast with his daughter when she said, after kissing  him gayly, in  the small twoseated bower where they

breakfasted at  their hotel when  they did not go to the Posthof, "Didn't you have a  nice time, yesterday,  papa?" 

She sank into the chair opposite, and beamed at him across the  little  iron table, as she lifted the pot to pour

out his coffee. 

"What do you call a nice time?" he temporized, not quite able to  resist  her gayety. 

"Well, the kind of time I had." 

"Did you get rheumatism from sitting on the grass?  I took cold in  that  old church, and the tea at that

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"Oh, poor papa!  I couldn't go with Mr. Stoller alone, but I might  have  gone in the twospanner with him and

let you have Mr. or Mrs.  March in  the onespanner." 

"I don't know.  Their interest in each other isn't so interesting  to  other people as they seem to think." 

"Do you feel that way really, papa?  Don't you like their being so  much  in love still?" 

"At their time of life?  Thank you it's bad enough in young  people." 

The girl did not answer; she appeared altogether occupied in  pouring out  her father's coffee. 

He tasted it, and then he drank pretty well all of it; but he said,  as he  put his cup down, "I don't know what

they make this stuff of.  I  wish I  had a cup of good, honest American coffee." 

"Oh, there's nothing like American food!" said his daughter, with  so much  conciliation that he looked up

sharply. 

But whatever he might have been going to say was at least postponed  by  the approach of a servingmaid,

who brought a note to his daughter.  She  blushed a little at sight of it, and then tore it open and read: 

"I am going away from Carlsbad, for a fault of my own which forbids  me to  look you in the face.  If you wish

to know the worst of me, ask  Mrs.  March.  I have no heart to tell you." 

Agatha read these mystifying words of Burnamy's several times over  in a  silent absorption with them which

left her father to look after  himself,  and he had poured out a second cup of coffee with his own  hand, and was

reaching for the bread beside her before she came slowly  back to a sense  of his presence. 

"Oh, excuse me, papa," she said, and she gave him the butter.  "Here's a  very strange letter from Mr.

Burnamy, which I think you'd  better see."  She held the note across the table to him, and watched  his face as

he  read it. 

After he had read it twice, he turned the sheet over, as people do  with  letters that puzzle them, in the vain

hope of something  explanatory on  the back.  Then he looked up and asked: "What do you  suppose he's been

doing?" 

"I don't believe he's been doing anything.  It's something that Mr.  Stoller's been doing to him." 

"I shouldn't infer that from his own words.  What makes you think  the  trouble is with Stoller?" 

"He saidhe said yesterdaysomething about being glad to be  through  with him, because he disliked him

so much he was always afraid  of  wronging him.  And that proves that now Mr. Stoller has made him  believe

that he's done wrong, and has worked upon him till he does  believe it." 

"It proves nothing of the kind," said the general, recurring to the  note.  After reading it again, he looked

keenly at her: "Am I to  understand that  you have given him the right to suppose you would want  to know the

worst  or the best of him?" 

The girl's eyes fell, and she pushed her knife against her plate.  She  began: "No" 

"Then confound his impudence!"  the general broke out.  "What  business  has he to write to you at all about

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"Because he couldn't go away without it!" she returned; and she met  her  father's eye courageously.  "He had a

right to think we were his  friends;  and if he has done wrong, or is in disgrace any way, isn't it  manly of  him to

wish to tell us first himself?" 

Her father could not say that it was not.  But he could and did  say, very  sceptically: "Stuff!  Now, see here,

Agatha: what are you  going to do?" 

"I'm going to see Mrs. March, and then" 

"You mustn't do anything of the kind, my dear," said her father,  gently.  "You've no right to give yourself

away to that romantic old  goose."  He  put up his hand to interrupt her protest.  "This thing has  got to be gone

to the bottom of.  But you're not to do it.  I will see  March myself.  We  must consider your dignity in this

matterand mine.  And you may as well  understand that I'm not going to have any  nonsense.  It's got to be

managed so that it can't be supposed we're  anxious about it, one way or  the other, or that he was authorized to

write to you in this way" 

"No, no!  He oughtn't to have done so.  He was to blame.  He  couldn't  have written to you, though, papa" 

"Well, I don't know why.  But that's no reason why we should let it  be  understood that he has written to you.  I

will see March; and I  will  manage to see his wife, too.  I shall probably find them in the  reading  room at

Pupp's, and" 

"The Marches were in fact just coming in from their breakfast at  the  Posthof, and he met them at the door of

Pupp's, where they all sat  down  on one of the iron settees of the piazza, and began to ask one  another

questions of their minds about the pleasure of the day before,  and to  beat about the bush where Burnamy

lurked in their common  consciousness. 

Mrs. March was not able to keep long from starting him.  "You  knew," she  said, "that Mr. Burnamy had left

us?" 

"Left! Why?" asked the general. 

She was a woman of resource, but in a case like this she found it  best to  trust her husband's poverty of

invention.  She looked at him,  and he  answered for her with a promptness that made her quake at  first, but

finally seemed the only thing, if not the best thing: "He's  had some  trouble with Stoller."  He went on to tell

the general just  what the  trouble was. 

At the end the general grunted as from an uncertain mind.  "You  think  he's behaved badly." 

"I think he's behaved foolishlyyouthfully.  But I can understand  how  strongly he was tempted.  He could say

that he was not authorized  to stop  Stoller in his mad career." 

At this Mrs. March put her hand through her husband's arm. 

"I'm not so sure about that," said the general. 

March added: "Since I saw him this morning, I've heard something  that  disposes me to look at his

performance in a friendlier light.  It's  something that Stoller told me himself; to heighten my sense of

Burnamy's  wickedness.  He seems to have felt that I ought to know what  a serpent I  was cherishing in my

bosom," and he gave Triscoe the facts  of Burnamy's  injurious refusal to help Stoller put a false complexion

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The general grunted again.  "Of course he had to refuse, and he has  behaved like a gentleman so far.  But that

doesn't justify him in  having  let Stoller get himself into the scrape." 

"No," said March.  "It's a tough nut for the casuist to try his  tooth on.  And I must say I feel sorry for Stoller." 

Mrs. March plucked her hand from his arm.  "I don't, one bit.  He  was  thoroughly selfish from first to last.  He

has got just what he  deserved." 

"Ah, very likely," said her husband.  "The question is about  Burnamy's  part in giving him his deserts; he had

to leave him to them,  of course." 

The general fixed her with the impenetrable glitter of his  eyeglasses,  and left the subject as of no concern to

him.  "I  believe," he said,  rising, "I'll have a look at some of your papers,"  and he went into the  readingroom. 

"Now," said Mrs. March, "he will go home and poison that poor  girl's  mind.  And, you will have yourself to

thank for prejudicing him  against  Burnamy." 

"Then why didn't you do it yourself, my dear?" he teased; but he  was  really too sorry for the whole affair,

which he nevertheless  enjoyed as  an ethical problem. 

The general looked so little at the papers that before March went  off for  his morning walk he saw him come

out of the readingroom and  take his way  down the Alte Wiese.  He went directly back to his  daughter, and

reported  Burnamy's behavior with entire exactness.  He  dwelt upon his making the  best of a bad business in

refusing to help  Stoller out of it,  dishonorably and mendaciously; but he did not  conceal that it was a bad

business. 

"Now, you know all about it," he said at the end, "and I leave the  whole  thing to you.  If you prefer, you can

see Mrs. March.  I don't  know but  I'd rather you'd satisfy yourself" 

"I will not see Mrs. March.  Do you think I would go back of you in  that  way?  I am satisfied now." 

XXXIX.

Instead of Burnamy, Mrs. Adding and her son now breakfasted with  the  Marches at the Posthof, and the boy

was with March throughout the  day a  good deal.  He rectified his impressions of life in Carlsbad by  March's

greater wisdom and experience, and did his best to anticipate  his  opinions and conform to his conclusions.

This was not easy, for  sometimes he could not conceal from himself, that March's opinions  were  whimsical,

and his conclusions fantastic; and he could not always  conceal  from March that he was matching them with

Kenby's on some  points, and  suffering from their divergence.  He came to join the sage  in his early  visit to the

springs, and they walked up and down  talking; and they went  off together on long strolls in which Rose was

proud to bear him company.  He was patient of the absences from which  he was often answered, and he

learned to distinguish between the  earnest and the irony of which March's  replies seemed to be mixed.  He

examined him upon many features of German  civilization, but chiefly  upon the treatment of women in it; and

upon  this his philosopher was  less satisfactory than he could have wished him  to be.  He tried to  excuse his

trifling as an escape from the painful  stress of questions  which he found so afflicting himself; but in the

matter of the  womananddog teams, this was not easy.  March owned that  the notion  of their being

yokemates was shocking; but he urged that it  was a  stage of evolution, and a distinct advance upon the time

when women  dragged the carts without the help of the dogs; and that the time  might  not be far distant when

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Rose surmised a joke, and he tried to enjoy it, but inwardly he was  troubled by his friend's apparent

acceptance of unjust things on their  picturesque side.  Once as they were sauntering homeward by the brink  of

the turbid Eger, they came to a man lying on the grass with a pipe  in his  mouth, and lazily watching from

under his fallen lids the cows  grazing by  the riverside, while in a field of scraggy wheat a file of  women

were  reaping a belated harvest with sickles, bending wearily  over to clutch  the stems together and cut them

with their hooked  blades.  "Ah,  delightful! " March took off his hat as if to salute the  pleasant sight. 

"But don't you think, Mr. March," the boy ventured, "that the man  had  better be cutting the wheat, and letting

the women watch the  cows?" 

"Well, I don't know.  There are more of them; and he wouldn't be  half so  graceful as they are, with that flow

of their garments, and  the sway of  their aching backs."  The boy smiled sadly, and March put  his hand on his

shoulder as they walked on.  "You find a lot of things  in Europe that  need putting right, don't you, Rose?" 

"Yes; I know it's silly." 

"Well, I'm not sure.  But I'm afraid it's useless.  You see, these  old  customs go such a way back, and are so

grounded in conditions.  We  think  they might be changed, if those who rule could be got to see how  cruel  and

ugly they are; but probably they couldn't.  I'm afraid that  the  Emperor of Austria himself couldn't change

them, in his sovereign  plenitude of power.  The Emperor is only an old custom too, and he's  as  much

grounded in the conditions as any."  This was the serious way  Rose  felt that March ought always to talk; and

he was too much grieved  to  laugh when he went on.  "The women have so much of the hard work to  do,  over

here, because the emperors need the men for their armies.  They  couldn't let their men cut wheat unless it was

for their  officers'  horses, in the field of some peasant whom it would ruin." 

If Mrs. March was by she would not allow him to work these  paradoxes for  the boy's confusion.  She said the

child adored him, and  it was a  sacrilege to play with his veneration.  She always interfered  to save  him, but

with so little logic though so much justice that Rose  suffered a  humiliation from her championship, and was

obliged from a  sense of self  respect to side with the mocker.  She understood this,  and magnanimously  urged

it as another reason why her husband should  not trifle with Rose's  ideal of him; to make his mother laugh at

him  was wicked. 

"Oh, I'm not his only ideal," March protested.  "He adores Kenby  too, and  every now and then he brings me to

book with a text from  Kenby's gospel." 

Mrs. March caught her breath.  "Kenby! Do you really think, then,  that  she" 

"Oh, hold on, now! It isn't a question of Mrs. Adding; and I don't  say  Rose had an eye on poor old Kenby as a

stepfather.  I merely want  you to  understand that I'm the object of a divided worship, and that  when I'm  off

duty as an ideal I don't see why I shouldn't have the fun  of making  Mrs. Adding laugh.  You can't pretend she

isn't wrapped up  in the boy.  You've said that yourself." 

"Yes, she's wrapped up in him; she'd give her life for him; but she  is so  light.  I didn't suppose she was so

light; but it's borne in  upon me more  and more." 

They were constantly seeing Rose and his mother, in the sort of  abeyance  the Triscoes had fallen into.  One

afternoon the Addings came  to Mrs.  March's room to look from her windows at a parade of  bicyclers' clubs

from the neighboring towns.  The spectacle prospered  through its first  halfhour, with the charm which

German sentiment and  ingenuity, are able  to lend even a bicycle parade.  The wheelmen and  wheelwomen

filed by on  machines wreathed with flowers and ribbons, and  decked with streaming  banners.  Here and there

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club  costumes and insignia.  In the height of the  display a sudden mountain  shower gathered and broke upon

them.  They  braved it till it became a  drenching downpour; then they leaped from  their machines and fled to

any  shelter they could find, under trees  and in doorways.  The men used their  greater agility to get the best

places, and kept them; the women made no  appeal for them by word or  look, but took the rain in the open as

if they  expected nothing else. 

Rose watched the scene with a silent intensity which March  interpreted.  "There's your chance, Rose.  Why

don't you go down and  rebuke those  fellows?" 

Rose blushed and shrank away without answer, and Mrs. March  promptly  attacked her husband in his behalf.

"Why don't you go and  rebuke them  yourself?" 

Well, for one thing, there isn't any conversation in my phrasebook  Between an indignant American Herr and

a Party of German Wheelmen who  have taken Shelter from the Rain and are keeping the Wheelwomen out in

the Wet."  Mrs. Adding shrieked her delight, and he was flattered into  going on.  "For another thing, I think it's

very well for you ladies  to  realize from an objectlesson of this sort what spoiled children of  our  civilization

you are.  It ought to make you grateful for your  privileges." 

"There is something in that," Mrs. Adding joyfully consented. 

"Oh, there is no civilization but ours," said Mrs. March, in a  burst of  vindictive patriotism.  "I am more and

more convinced of it  the longer I  stay in Europe." 

"Perhaps that's why we like to stay so long in Europe; it  strengthens us  in the conviction that America is the

only civilized  country in the  world," said March. 

The shower passed as quickly as it had gathered, and the band which  it  had silenced for a moment burst forth

again in the music which  fills the  Carlsbad day from dawn till dusk.  Just now, it began to  play a pot  pourri of

American airs; at the end some unseen Americans  under the trees  below clapped and cheered. 

"That was opportune of the band," said March.  "It must have been a  telepathic impulse from our patriotism in

the director.  But a pot  pourri  of American airs is like that tablet dedicating the American  Park up here  on the

Schlossberg, which is signed by six Jews and one  Irishman.  The  only thing in this medley that's the least

characteristic or original is  Dixie; and I'm glad the South has  brought us back into the Union." 

"You don't know one note from another, my dear," said his wife. 

"I know the 'Washington Post.'" 

"And don't you call that American?" 

"Yes, if Sousa is an American name; I should have thought it was  Portuguese." 

"Now that sounds a little too much like General Triscoe's  pessimism,"  said Mrs. March; and she added: "But

whether we have any  national  melodies or not, we don't poke women out in the rain and keep  them  soaking!" 

"No, we certainly don't," he assented, with such a wellstudied  effect of  yielding to superior logic that Mrs.

Adding screamed for  joy. 

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"I hate to have you tease him, dearest," his wife interposed. 

"Oh, no," the mother said, laughing still, but with a note of  tenderness  in her laugh, which dropped at last to a

sigh.  "He's too  much afraid of  lesemajesty, for that.  But I dare say he couldn't  stand the sight.  He's queer." 

"He's beautiful!" said Mrs. March. 

"He's good," the mother admitted.  "As good as the day's long.  He's  never given me a moment's troublebut

he troubles me.  If you  can  understand!" 

"Oh, I do understand!" Mrs. March returned.  "By his innocence, you  mean.  That is the worst of children.

Their innocence breaks our  hearts and  makes us feel ourselves such dreadful old things." 

"His innocence, yes," pursued Mrs. Adding, "and his ideals."  She  began  to laugh again.  "He may have gone

off for a season of  meditation and  prayer over the misbehavior of these bicyclers.  His  mind is turning that

way a good deal lately.  It's only fair to tell  you, Mr. March, that he  seems to be giving up his notion of being

an  editor.  You mustn't be  disappointed." 

"I shall be sorry," said the editor.  "But now that you mention it,  I  think I have noticed that Rose seems rather

more indifferent to  periodical literature.  I supposed he might simply have exhausted his  questionsor my

answers." 

"No; it goes deeper than that.  I think it's Europe that's turned  his  mind in the direction of reform.  At any rate

he thinks now he  will be a  reformer." 

"Really!  What kind of one?  Not religious, I hope?" 

"No.  His reform has a religious basis, but its objects are social.  I don't make it out, exactly; but I shall, as

soon as Rose does.  He  tells me everything, and sometimes I don't feel equal to it,  spiritually  or even

intellectually." 

"Don't laugh at him, Mrs. Adding!" Mrs. March entreated. 

"Oh, he doesn't mind my laughing," said the mother, gayly.  Rose  came  shyly back into the room, and she

said, "Well, did you rebuke  those bad  bicyclers?" and she laughed again. 

"They're only a custom, too, Rose,", said March, tenderly.  "Like  the man  resting while the women worked,

and the Emperor, and all the  rest of it." 

"Oh, yes, I know," the boy returned. 

"They ride modern machines, but they live in the tenth century.  That's  what we're always forgetting when we

come to Europe and see  these  barbarians enjoying all our uptodate improvements." 

There, doesn't that console you?" asked his mother, and she took  him away  with her, laughing back from the

door.  "I don't believe it  does,  a bit!" 

"I don't believe she understands the child," said Mrs. March.  "She  is  very light, don't you think?"  I don't

know, after all, whether it  wouldn't be a good thing for her to marry Kenby.  She is very  easygoing,  and she

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She had fallen into a tone of musing censure, and he said, "You  might put  these ideas to her." 

XL.

With the passage of the days and weeks, the strange faces which had  familiarized themselves at the springs

disappeared; even some of those  which had become the faces of acquaintance began to go.  In the  diminishing

crowd the smile of Otterson was no longer to be seen; the  sad, severe visage of Major Eltwin, who seemed

never to have quite got  his bearings after his error with General Triscoe, seldom showed  itself.  The Triscoes

themselves kept out of the Marches' way, or they  fancied so;  Mrs. Adding and Rose alone remained of their

daily  encounter. 

It was full summer, as it is everywhere in midAugust, but at  Carlsbad  the sun was so late getting up over the

hills that as people  went to  their breakfasts at the cafes up the valley of the Tepl they  found him  looking very

obliquely into it at eight o'clock in the  morning.  The  yellow leaves were thicker about the feet of the trees,

and the grass was  silvery gray with the belated dews.  The  breakfasters were fewer than  they had been, and

there were more little  barefooted boys and girls with  cups of red raspberries which they  offered to the passers

with cries of  "Himbeeren! Himbeeren!" plaintive  as the notes of birds left songless by  the receding summer. 

March was forbidden the fruit, but his wife and Mrs. Adding bought  recklessly of it, and ate it under his eyes

with their coffee and  bread,  pouring over it pots of clotted cream that the 'schone' Lili  brought  them.  Rose

pretended an indifference to it, which his mother  betrayed  was a sacrifice in behalf of March's inability. 

Lili's delays in coming to be paid had been such that the Marches  now  tried to pay her when she brought their

breakfast, but they  sometimes  forgot, and then they caught her whenever she came near  them.  In this  event

she liked to coquet with their impatience; she  would lean against  their table, and say: "Oh, no.  You stay a

little.  It is so nice."  One  day after such an entreaty, she said, "The queen  is here, this morning." 

Mrs. March started, in the hope of highhotes.  "The queen!" 

"Yes; the young lady.  Mr. Burnamy was saying she was a queen.  She  is  there with her father."  She nodded in

the direction of a distant  corner,  and the Marches knew that she meant Miss Triscoe and the  general.  "She  is

not seeming so gayly as she was being." 

March smiled.  "We are none of us so gayly as we were being, Lili.  The  summer is going." 

"But Mr. Burnamy will be returning, not true?" the girl asked,  resting  her tray on the corner of the table. 

"No, I'm afraid he won't," March returned sadly. 

"He was very good.  He was paying the proprietor for the dishes  that  Augusta did break when she was falling

down.  He was paying  before he  went away, when he was knowing that the proprietor would  make Augusta to

pay." 

"Ah!"  said March, and his wife said, "That was like him!" and she  eagerly explained to Mrs. Adding how

good and great Burnamy had been  in  this characteristic instance, while Lili waited with the tray to  add some

pathetic facts about Augusta's poverty and gratitude.  "I  think Miss  Triscoe ought to know it.  There goes the

wretch, now!" she  broke off.  "Don't look at him!"  She set her husband the example of  averting his  face from

the sight of Stoller sullenly pacing up the  middle aisle of the  grove, and looking to the right and left for a

vacant table.  "Ugh! I  hope he won't be able to find a single place." 


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Mrs. Adding gave one of her pealing laughs, while Rose watched  March's  face with grave sympathy.  "He

certainly doesn't deserve one.  Don't let  us keep you from offering Miss Triscoe any consolation you  can."

They  got up, and the boy gathered up the gloves, umbrella, and  handkerchief  which the ladies let drop from

their laps. 

"Have you been telling?" March asked his wife. 

"Have I told you anything?" she demanded of Mrs. Adding in turn.  "Anything that you didn't as good as

know, already?" 

"Not a syllable!"  Mrs. Adding replied in high delight.  "Come,  Rose!" 

"Well, I suppose there's no use saying anything," said March, after  she  left them. 

"She had guessed everything, without my telling her," said his  wife. 

"About Stoller?" 

"Wellno.  I did tell her that part, but that was nothing.  It was  about  Burnamy and Agatha that she knew.  She

saw it from the first." 

"I should have thought she would have enough to do to look after  poor old  Kenby." 

"I'm not sure, after all, that she cares for him.  If she doesn't,  she  oughtn't to let him write to her.  Aren't you

going over to speak  to the  Triscoes?" 

"No, certainly not.  I'm going back to the hotel.  There ought to  be some  steamer letters this morning.  Here we

are, worrying about  these  strangers all the time, and we never give a thought to our own  children  on the other

side of the ocean." 

"I worry about them, too," said the mother, fondly.  "Though there  is  nothing to worry about," she added. 

"It's our duty to worry," he insisted. 

At the hotel the portier gave them four letters.  There was one  from each  of their children: one very buoyant,

not to say boisterous,  from the  daughter, celebrating her happiness in her husband, and the  loveliness of

Chicago as a summer city ("You would think she was born  out there!"  sighed her mother); and one from the

son, boasting his  wellbeing in  spite of the heat they were having ("And just think how  cool it is here!"  his

mother upbraided herself), and the prosperity of  'Every Other Week'.  There was a line from Fulkerson,

praising the  boy's editorial instinct,  and ironically proposing March's resignation  in his favor. 

"I do believe we could stay all winter, just as well as not," said  Mrs.  March, proudly.  "What does 'Burnamy

say?" 

"How do you know it's from him?" 

"Because you've been keeping your hand on it!  Give it here." 

"When I've read it." 


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The letter was dated at Ansbach, in Germany, and dealt, except for  some  messages of affection to Mrs.

March, with a scheme for a paper  which  Burnamy wished to write on Kaspar Hauser, if March thought he

could use  it in 'Every Other Week'.  He had come upon a book about  that hapless  foundling in Nuremberg,

and after looking up all his  traces there he had  gone on to Ansbach, where Kaspar Hauser met his  death so

pathetically.  Burnamy said he could not give any notion of  the enchantment of  Nuremberg; but he besought

March, if he was going  to the Tyrol for his  aftercure, not to fail staying a day or so in  the wonderful place.

He  thought March would enjoy Ansbach too, in its  way. 

"And, not a wordnot a syllableabout Miss Triscoe!" cried Mrs.  March.  "Shall you take his paper?" 

"It would be serving him right, if I refused it, wouldn't it?" 

They never knew what it cost Burnamy to keep her name out of his  letter,  or by what an effort of the will he

forbade himself even to  tell of his  parting interview with Stoller.  He had recovered from his  remorse for

letting Stoller give himself away; he was still sorry for  that, but he no  longer suffered; yet he had not reached

the  psychological moment when he  could celebrate his final virtue in the  matter.  He was glad he had been

able to hold out against the  temptation to retrieve himself by another  wrong; but he was humbly  glad, and he

felt that until happier chance  brought him and his  friends together he must leave them to their merciful

conjectures.  He  was young, and he took the chance, with an aching heart.  If he had  been older, he might not

have taken it. 

XLI.

The birthday of the Emperor comes conveniently, in late August, in  the  good weather which is pretty sure to

fall then, if ever in the  Austrian  summer.  For a week past, at Carlsbad, the workmen had been  building a

scaffolding for the illumination in the woods on a height  overlooking the  town, and making unobtrusive

preparations at points  within it. 

The day was important as the last of March's cure, and its  pleasures  began for him by a renewal of his

acquaintance in its first  kindliness  with the Eltwins.  He had met them so seldom that at one  time he thought

they must have gone away, but now after his first cup  he saw the quiet,  sad old pair, sitting,together on a

bench in the  Stadt Park, and he asked  leave to sit down with them till it was time  for the next.  Eltwin said  that

this was their last day, too; and  explained that his wife always  came with him to the springs, while he  took

the waters. 

"Well," he apologized, "we're all that's left, and I suppose we  like to  keep together."  He paused, and at the

look in March's face he  suddenly  went on.  "I haven't been well for three or four years; but I  always  fought

against coming out here, when the doctors wanted me to.  I said I  couldn't leave home; and, I don't suppose I

ever should.  But my home  left me." 

As he spoke his wife shrank tenderly near him, and March saw her  steal  her withered hand into his. 

"We'd had a large family, but they'd all died off, with one thing  or  another, and here in the spring we lost our

last daughter.  Seemed  perfectly well, and all at once she died; heartfailure, they called  it.  It broke me up,

and mother, here, got at me to go.  And so we're  here."  His voice trembled; and his eyes softened; then they

flashed  up, and  March heard him add, in a tone that astonished him less when  he looked  round and saw

General Triscoe advancing toward them, "I  don't know what  it is always makes me want to kick that man." 

The general lifted his hat to their group, and hoped that Mrs.  Eltwin was  well, and Major Eltwin better.  He

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with them to the Posthof for breakfast." 

"Aren't you going, too?" asked March. 

"No, thank you," said the general, as if it were much finer not;  "I shall breakfast at our pension."  He strolled

off with the air of a  man who has done more than his duty. 

"I don't suppose I ought to feel that way," said Eltwin, with a  remorse  which March suspected a reproachful

pressure of his wife's  hand had  prompted in him.  "I reckon he means well." 

"Well, I don't know," March said, with a candor he could not wholly  excuse. 

On his way to the hotel he fancied mocking his wife for her  interest in  the romantic woes of her lovers, in a

world where there  was such real  pathos as these poor old people's; but in the company of  Miss Triscoe he

could not give himself this pleasure.  He tried to  amuse her on the way  from Pupp's, with the doubt he always

felt in  passing the Cafe Sans  Souci, whether he should live to reach the  Posthof where he meant to

breakfast.  She said, "Poor Mr. March!"  and  laughed inattentively; when  he went on to philosophize the

commonness  of the sparse company always  observable at the SansSouci as a just  effect of its Laodicean

situation  between Pupp's and the Posthof, the  girl sighed absently, and his wife  frowned at him. 

The flowerwoman at the gate of her garden had now only autumnal  blooms  for sale in the vases which

flanked the entrance; the windrows  of the  rowen, left steeping in the dews overnight, exhaled a faint

fragrance; a  poor remnant of the midsummer multitudes trailed itself  along to the  various cafes of the valley,

its pink paper bags of bread  rustling like  sere foliage as it moved. 

At the Posthof the 'schone' Lili alone was as gay, as in the prime  of  July.  She played archly about the guests

she welcomed to a table  in a  sunny spot in the gallery.  "You are tired of Carlsbad?" she said  caressingly to

Miss Triscoe, as she put her breakfast before her. 

"Not of the Posthof," said the girl, listlessly. 

"Posthof, and very little Lili?" She showed, with one forefinger on  another, how very little she was. 

Miss Triscoe laughed, not cheerily, and Lili said to Mrs. March,  with  abrupt seriousness, "Augusta was

finding a handkerchief under the  table,  and she was washing it and ironing it before she did bring it.  I have

scolded her, and I have made her give it to me." 

She took from under her apron a man's handkerchief, which she  offered to  Mrs. March.  It bore, as she saw

Miss Triscoe saw, the  initials L. J. B.  But, "Whose can it be?" they asked each other. 

"Why, Burnamy's," said March; and Lili's eyes danced.  "Give it  here!" 

His wife caught it farther away.  "No, I'm going to see whose it  is,  first; if it's his, I'll send it to him myself." 

She tried to put it into the pocket which was not in her dress by  sliding  it down her lap; then she handed it to

the girl, who took it  with a  careless air, but kept it after a like failure to pocket it. 

Mrs. March had come out in her Indiarubber sandals, but for once  in  Carlsbad the weather was too dry for

them, and she had taken them  off and  was holding them in her lap.  They fell to the ground when she  now rose

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"Oh, let me carry them for you!" she entreated, and after a tender  struggle she succeed in enslaving herself to

them, and went away  wearing  them through the heelbands like manacles on her wrist.  She  was not the  kind

of girl to offer such pretty devotions, and Mrs.  March was not the  kind of woman to suffer them; but they

played the  comedy through, and let  March go off for his last hillclimb with the  promise to meet him in the

Stadt Park when he came to the Kurhaus for  his last mineral bath. 

Mrs. March in the mean time went about some final shopping, and  invited  the girl's advice with a fondness

which did not prevent her  rejecting it  in every case, with Miss Triscoe's eager approval.  In  the Stadt Park  they

sat down and talked; from time to time Mrs. March  made polite feints  of recovering her sandals, but the girl

kept them  with increased  effusion. 

When they rose, and strolled away from the bench where they had  been  sitting, they seemed to be followed.

They looked round and saw  no one  more alarming than a very severelooking old gentleman, whose  hat brim

in  spite of his severity was limp with much lifting, as all  Austrian hat  brims are.  He touched it, and saying

haughtily in  German, "Something  left lying," passed on. 

They stared at each other; then, as women do, they glanced down at  their  skirts to see if there was anything

amiss with them, and Miss  Triscoe  perceived her hands empty of Mrs. March's sandals and of  Burnamy's

handkerchief. 

"Oh, I put it in one of the toes!" she lamented, and she fled back  to  their bench, alarming in her course the

fears of a gendarme for the  public security, and putting a baby in its nurse's arms into such  doubts  of its

personal safety that it burst into a desolate cry.  She  laughed  breathlessly as she rejoined Mrs. March.  "That

comes of  having no  pocket; I didn't suppose I could forget your sandals, Mrs.  March!  Wasn't  it absurd?" 

"It's one of those things," Mrs. March said to her husband  afterwards,  "that they can always laugh over

together." 

"They?  And what about Burnamy's behavior to Stoller?" 

"Oh, I don't call that anything but what will come right.  Of  course he  can make it up to him somehow.  And I

regard his refusal to  do wrong when  Stoller wanted him to as quite wiping out the first  offence." 

"Well, my dear, you have burnt your ships behind you.  My only hope  is  that when we leave here tomorrow,

her pessimistic papa's poison  will  neutralize yours somehow." 

XLII.

One of the pleasantest incidents of March's sojourn in Carlsbad was  his  introduction to the manager of the

municipal theatre by a common  friend  who explained the editor in such terms to the manager that he

conceived  of him as a brother artist.  This led to much bowing and  smiling from the  manager when the

Marches met him in the street, or in  their frequent  visits to the theatre, with which March felt that it  might

well have  ended, and still been far beyond his desert.  He had  not thought of going  to the opera on the

Emperor's birthnight, but  after dinner a box came  from the manager, and Mrs. March agreed with  him that

they could not in  decency accept so great a favor.  At the  same time she argued that they  could not in decency

refuse it, and  that to show their sense of the  pleasure done them, they must adorn  their box with all the beauty

and  distinction possible; in other  words, she said they must ask Miss Triscoe  and her father. 

"And why not Major Eltwin and his wife?  Or Mrs. Adding and Rose?" 


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She begged him, simply in his own interest, not to be foolish; and  they  went early, so as to be in their box

when their guests came.  The  foyer  of the theatre was banked with flowers, and against a curtain of  evergreens

stood a highpedestalled bust of the paternal Caesar, with  whose sidewhiskers a laurel crown comported

itself as well as it  could.  At the foot of the grand staircase leading to the boxes the  manager stood  in evening

dress, receiving his friends and their  felicitations upon the  honor which the theatre was sure to do itself  on an

occasion so august.  The Marches were so cordial in their  prophecies that the manager yielded  to an artist's

impulse and begged  his fellowartist to do him the  pleasure of coming behind the scenes  between the acts of

the opera; he  bowed a heartfelt regret to Mrs.  March that he could not make the  invitation include her, and

hoped  that she would not be too lonely while  her husband was gone. 

She explained that they had asked friends, and she should not be  alone,  and then he entreated March to bring

any gentleman who was his  guest with  him.  On the way up to their box, she pressed his arm as  she used in

their young married days, and asked him if it was not  perfect.  "I wish  we were going to have it all to

ourselves; no one  else can appreciate the  whole situation.  Do you think we have made a  mistake in having the

Triscoes?" 

"We!"  be retorted.  "Oh, that's good! I'm going to shirk him, when  it  comes to going behind the scenes." 

"No, no, dearest," she entreated.  "Snubbing will only make it  worse.  We  must stand it to the bitter end, now." 

The curtain rose upon another laurelled bust of the Emperor, with a  chorus of men formed on either side, who

broke into the grave and  noble  strains of the Austrian Hymn, while every one stood.  Then the  curtain  fell

again, and in the interval before the opera could begin,  General  Triscoe and his daughter came in. 

Mrs. March took the splendor in which the girl appeared as a  tribute to  her hospitality.  She had hitherto been

a little  disappointed of the open  homage to American girlhood which her  readings of international romance

had taught her to expect in Europe,  but now her patriotic vanity feasted  full.  Fat highhotes of her own  sex

levelled their lorgnettes at Miss  Triscoe  all around the  horseshoe, with critical glances which fell  blunted

from her  complexion and costume; the house was brilliant with the  military  uniforms, which we have not yet

to mingle with our unrivalled  millinery, and the ardent gaze of the young officers dwelt on the  perfect  mould

of her girlish arms and neck, and the winning lines of  her face.  The girl's eyes shone with a joyful excitement,

and her  little head,  defined by its dark hair, trembled as she slowly turned  it from side to  side, after she

removed the airy scarf which had  covered it.  Her father,  in evening dress, looked the Third Emperor

complaisant to a civil  occasion, and took a chair in the front of the  box without resistance;  and the ladies

disputed which should yield the  best place to the other,  till Miss Triscoe forced Mrs. March fondly  into it for

the first act at  least. 

The piece had to be cut a good deal to give people time for the  illuminations afterwards; but as it was it gave

scope to the actress  who,  'als Gast' from a Viennese theatre, was the chief figure in it.  She  merited the

distinction by the art which still lingered, deeply  embedded  in her massive balk, but never wholly obscured. 

"That is grand, isn't it?" said March, following one of the  tremendous  strokes by which she overcame her

physical disadvantages.  "It's fine to  see how her art can undo, for one splendid instant, the  work of all those

steins of beer, those illimitable licks of sausage,  those boundless  fields of cabbage.  But it's rather pathetic." 

"It's disgusting," said his wife; and at this General Triscoe, who  had  been watching the actress through his

lorgnette, said, as if his  contrarymindedness were irresistibly invoked: 

"Well, I don't know.  It's amusing.  Do you suppose we shall see  her when  we go behind, March?" 


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He still professed a desire to do so when the curtain fell, and  they  hurried to the rear door of the theatre.  It

was slightly ajar,  and they  pulled it wide open, with the eagerness of their age and  nation, and  began to mount

the stairs leading up from it between rows  of painted  dancinggirls, who had come out for a breath of air, and

who pressed  themselves against the walls to make room for the  intruders.  With their  rouged faces, and the

stare of their glassy  eyes intensified by the  coloring of their brows and lashes, they were  like painted statues,

as  they stood there with their crimsoned lips  parted in astonished smiles. 

"This is rather weird," said March, faltering at the sight.  "I  wonder if  we might ask these young ladies where

to go?"  General  Triscoe made no  answer, and was apparently no more prepared than  himself to accost the

files of danseuses, when they were themselves  accosted by an angry voice  from the head of the stairs with a

demand  for their business.  The voice  belonged to a gendarme, who descended  toward them and seemed as

deeply  scandalized at their appearance as  they could have been at that of the  young ladies. 

March explained, in his ineffective German, with every effect of  improbability, that they were there by

appointment of the manager, and  wished to find his room. 

The gendarme would not or could not make anything out of it.  He  pressed  down upon them, and laying a rude

hand on a shoulder of  either, began to  force them back to the door.  The mild nature of the  editor might have

yielded to his violence, but the martial spirit of  General Triscoe was  roused.  He shrugged the gendarme's

hand from his  shoulder, and with a  voice as furious as his own required him, in  English, to say what the  devil

he meant.  The gendarme rejoined with  equal heat in German; the  general's tone rose in anger; the

dancinggirls emitted some little  shrieks of alarm, and fled noisily  up the stairs.  From time to time  March

interposed with a word of the  German which had mostly deserted him  in his hour of need; but if it  had been a

flow of intelligible  expostulation, it would have had no  effect upon the disputants.  They  grew more

outrageous, till the  manager himself, appeared at the head of  the stairs, and extended an  arresting hand over

the hubbub.  As soon as  the situation clarified  itself he hurried down to his visitors with a  polite roar of

apology  and rescued them from the gendarme, and led them  up to his room and  forced them into armchairs

with a rapidity of  reparation which did  not exhaust itself till he had entreated them with  every circumstance

of civility to excuse an incident so mortifying to  him.  But with all  his haste he lost so much time in this that

he had  little left to show  them through the theatre, and their presentation to  the prima donna  was reduced to

the obeisances with which they met and  parted as she  went upon the stage at the lifting of the curtain.  In the

lack of a  common language this was perhaps as well as a longer interview;  and  nothing could have been more

honorable than their dismissal at the  hands of the gendarme who had received them so stormily.  He opened

the  door for them, and stood with his fingers to his cap saluting, in  the  effect of being a whole file of

grenadiers. 

XLIII.

At the same moment Burnamy bowed himself out of the box where he  had been  sitting with the ladies during

the absence of the gentlemen.  He had  knocked at the door almost as soon as they disappeared, and if  he did

not  fully share the consternation which his presence caused, he  looked so  frightened that Mrs. March reserved

the censure which the  sight of him  inspired, and in default of other inspiration treated his  coming simply  as a

surprise.  She shook hands with him, and then she  asked him to sit  down, and listened to his explanation that

he had  come back to Carlsbad  to write up the birthnight festivities, on an  order from the ParisNew  York

Chronicle; that he had seen them in the  box and had ventured to took  in.  He was pale, and so discomposed

that  the heart of justice was  softened more and more in Mrs. March's  breast, and she left him to the  talk that

sprang up, by an admirable  effect of tact in the young lady,  between him and Miss Triscoe. 

After all, she decided, there was nothing criminal in his being in  Carlsbad, and possibly in the last analysis

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he had gone away under such a cloud; but on the  other hand  it was nice, though in a different way, if he

longed so  much to see Miss  Triscoe that he could not help coming.  It was  altogether in his favor  that he was

so agitated, though he was  momently becoming less agitated;  the young people were beginning to  laugh at

the notion of Mr. March and  General Triscoe going behind the  scenes.  Burnamy said he envied them the

chance; and added, not very  relevantly, that he had come from Baireuth,  where he had seen the last  of the

Wagner performances.  He said he was  going back to Baireuth,  but not to Ansbach again, where he had

finished  looking up that Kaspar  Hauser business.  He seemed to think Mrs. March  would know about it,  and

she could not help saying; Oh, yes, Mr. March  was so much  interested.  She wondered if she ought to tell him

about his  handkerchief; but she remembered in time that she had left it in Miss  Triscoe's keeping.  She

wondered if the girl realized how handsome he  was.  He was extremely handsome, in his black evening dress,

with his  Tuxedo, and the pallor of his face repeated in his expanse of shirt  front. 

At the bell for the rising of the curtain he rose too, and took  their  offered hands.  In offering hers Mrs. March

asked if he would  not stay  and speak with Mr. March and the general; and now for the  first time he

recognized anything clandestine in his visit.  He  laughed nervously, and  said, "No, thank you!" and shut

himself out. 

"We must tell them," said Mrs. March, rather interrogatively, and  she was  glad that the girl answered with a

note of indignation. 

"Why, certainly, Mrs. March." 

They could not tell them at once, for the second act had begun when  March  and the general came back; and

after the opera was over and they  got out  into the crowded street there was no chance, for the general  was

obliged  to offer his arm to Mrs. March, while her husband followed  with his  daughter. 

The facades of the theatre and of the hotels were outlined with  thickly  set little lamps, which beaded the

arches of the bridges  spanning the  Tepl, and lighted the casements and portals of the shops.  High above  all,

against the curtain of black woodland on the mountain  where its  skeleton had been growing for days, glittered

the colossal  effigy of the  doubleheaded eagle of Austria, crowned with the tiara of  the Holy Roman  Empire;

in the reflected splendor of its myriad lamps  the pale Christ  looked down from the mountain opposite upon

the  surging multitudes in the  streets and on the bridges. 

They were most amiable multitudes, March thought, and they  responded  docilely to the entreaties of the

policemen who stood on the  steps of the  bridges, and divided their encountering currents with  patient appeals

of  "Bitte schon!  Bitte schon!"  He laughed to think  of a New York cop  saying "Please prettily!  Please

prettily!"  to a  New York crowd which he  wished to have go this way or that, and then  he burned with shame

to  think how far our manners were from  civilization, wherever our heads and  hearts might be, when he heard

a  voice at his elbow: 

"A punch with a club would start some of these fellows along  quicker." 

It was Stoller, and March turned from him to lose his disgust in  the  sudden terror of perceiving that Miss

Triscoe was no longer at his  side.  Neither could he see his wife and General Triscoe, and he began  to push

frantically about in the crowd looking for the girl.  He had  an  interminable five or ten minutes in his vain

search, and he was  going to  call out to her by name, when Burnamy saved him from the  hopeless  absurdity

by elbowing his way to him with Miss. Triscoe on  his arm. 

"Here she is, Mr. March," he said, as if there were nothing strange  in  his having been there to find her; in fact

he had followed them all  from  the theatre, and at the moment he saw the party separated, and  Miss  Triscoe

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question in his  bewilderment, Burnamy was gone again; the girl offered no explanation  for  him, and March

had not yet decided to ask any when he caught sight  of his  wife and General Triscoe standing tiptoe in a

doorway and  craning their  necks upward and forward to scan the crowd in search of  him and his  charge.  Then

he looked round at her and opened his lips  to express the  astonishment that filled him, when be was aware of

an  ominous shining of  her eyes and trembling of her hand on his arm. 

She pressed his arm nervously, and he understood her to beg him to  forbear at once all question of her and all

comment on Burnamy's  presence  to her father. 

It would not have been just the time for either.  Not only Mrs.  March was  with the general, but Mrs. Adding

also; she had called to  them from that  place, where she was safe with Rose when she saw them  eddying about

in  the crowd.  The general was still, expressing a  gratitude which became  more pressing the more it was

disclaimed; he  said casually at sight of  his daughter, "Ah; you've found us, have  you?" and went on talking to

Mrs. Adding, who nodded to them  laughingly, and asked, "Did you see me  beckoning?" 

"Look here, my dear!" March said to his wife as soon as they parted  from  the rest, the general gallantly

promising that his daughter and  he would  see Mrs. Adding safe to her hotel, and were making their way

slowly home  alone.  "Did you know that Burnamy was in Carlsbad?" 

"He's going away on the twelveo'clock train tonight," she  answered,  firmly. 

"What has that got to do with it?  Where did you see him?" 

"In the box, while you were behind the scenes." 

She told him all about it, and he listened in silent endeavor for  the  ground of censure from which a sense of

his own guilt forced him.  She  asked suddenly, "Where did you see him?" and he told her in turn. 

He added severely, "Her father ought to know.  Why didn't you tell  him?" 

"Why didn't you?" she retorted with great reason. 

"Because I didn't think he was just in the humor for it."  He began  to  laugh as he sketched their encounter with

the gendarme, but she did  not  seem to think it amusing; and he became serious again.  "Besides,  I was  afraid

she was going to blubber, any way." 

"She wouldn't have blubbered, as you call it.  I don't know why you  need  be so disgusting!  It would have

given her just the moral support  she  needed.  Now she will have to tell him herself, and he will blame  us.  You

ought to have spoken; you could have done it easily and  naturally  when you came up with her.  You will have

yourself to thank  for all the  trouble that comes of it, now, my dear." 

He shouted in admiration of her skill in shifting the blame on him.  "All right!  I should have had to stand it,

even if you hadn't behaved  with angelic wisdom." 

"Why," she said, after reflection, "I don't see what either of us  has  done.  We didn't get Burnamy to come

here, or connive at his  presence in  any way." 

"Oh! Make Triscoe believe that!  He knows you've done all you could  to  help the affair on." 

"Well, what if I have?  He began making up to Mrs. Adding himself  as soon  as he saw her, tonight.  She

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"Well, thank Heaven! we're off tomorrow morning, and I hope we've  seen  the last of them.  They've done

what they could to spoil my cure,  but I'm  not going to have them spoil my aftercure." 

XLIV.

Mrs. March had decided not to go to the Posthof for breakfast,  where they  had already taken a lavish leave of

the 'schone' Lili, with  a sense of  being promptly superseded in her affections.  They found a  place in the

redtablecloth end of the pavilion at Pupp's, and were  served by the  pretty girl with the rosebud mouth

whom they had known  only as Einund  Zwanzig, and whose promise of "Komm' gleich, bitte  schon!" was

like a  bird's note.  Never had the coffee been so good,  the bread so aerially  light, the Westphalian ham so

tenderly pink.  A  young married couple whom  they knew came by, arm in arm, in their  morning walk, and sat

down with  them, like their own youth, for a  moment. 

"If you had told them we were going, dear," said Mrs. March, when  the  couple were themselves gone, "we

should have been as old as ever.  Don't  let us tell anybody, this morning, that we're going.  I  couldn't bear  it." 

They had been obliged to take the secretary of the hotel into their  confidence, in the process of paying their

bill.  He put on his high  hat  and came out to see them off.  The portier was already there,  standing at  the step of

the lordly twospanner which they had ordered  for the long  drive to the station.  The Swiss elevatorman

came to the  door to offer  them a fellowrepublican's good wishes for their  journey; Herr Pupp  himself

appeared at the last moment to hope for  their return another  summer.  Mrs. March bent a last look of interest

upon the proprietor as  their twospanner whirled away. 

"They say that he is going to be made a count." 

"Well, I don't object," said March.  "A man who can feed fourteen  thousand people, mostly Germans, in a day,

ought to be made an  archduke." 

At the station something happened which touched them even more than  these  last attentions of the hotel.

They were in their compartment,  and were  in the act of possessing themselves of the best places by  putting

their  bundles and bags on them, when they heard Mrs. March's  name called. 

They turned and saw Rose Adding at the door, his thin face flushed  with  excitement and his eyes glowing.  "I

was afraid I shouldn't get  here in  time," he panted, and he held up to her a huge bunch of  flowers. 

"Why Rose! From your mother?" 

"From me," he said, timidly, and he was slipping out into the  corridor,  when she caught him and his flowers

to her in one embrace.  "I want to  kiss you," she said; and presently, when he had waved his  hand to them

from the platform outside, and the train had started, she  fumbled for her  handkerchief.  "I suppose you call it

blubbering; but  he is the sweetest  child! " 

"He's about the only one of our Carlsbad compatriots that I'm sorry  to  leave behind," March assented.  "He's

the only unmarried one that  wasn't  in danger of turning up a lover on my hands; if there had been  some  rather

old girl, or some rather light matron in our acquaintance,  I'm not  sure that I should have been safe even from

Rose.  Carlsbad  has been an  interruption to our silver wedding journey, my dear; but I  hope now that  it will

begin again." 

"Yes," said his wife, "now we can have each other all to  ourselves." 


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"Yes.  It's been very different from our first wedding journey in  that.  It isn't that we're not so young now as we

were, but that we  don't seem  so much our own property.  We used to be the sole  proprietors, and now we  seem

to be mere tenants at will, and any  interloping lover may come in  and set our dearest interests on the

sidewalk.  The disadvantage of  living along is that we get too much  into the hands of other people." 

"Yes, it is.  I shall be glad to be rid of them all, too." 

"I don't know that the drawback is serious enough to make us wish  we had  died youngor younger," he

suggested. 

"No, I don't know that it is," she assented.  She added, from an  absence  where he was sufficiently able to

locate her meaning, "I hope  she'll  write and tell me what her father says and does when she tells  him that  he

was there." 

There were many things, in the weather, the landscape, their sole  occupancy of an unsmoking compartment,

while all the smoking  compartments  round overflowed with smokers, which conspired to offer  them a

pleasing  illusion of the past; it was sometimes so perfect that  they almost held  each other's hands.  In later life

there are such  moments when the  youthful emotions come back, as certain birds do in  winter, and the  elderly

heart chirps and twitters to itself as if it  were young.  But it  is best to discourage this fondness; and Mrs.

March joined her husband in  mocking it, when he made her observe how  fit it was that their silver  wedding

journey should be resumed as part  of his aftercure.  If he had  found the fountain of youth in the warm,  flat,

faintly nauseous water of  the Felsenquelle, he was not going to  call himself twentyeight again  till his second

month of the Carlsbad  regimen was out, and he had got  back to salad and fruit. 

At Eger they had a memorable dinner, with so much leisure for it  that  they could form a lifelong friendship

for the old  Englishspeaking  waiter who served them, and would not suffer them to  hurry themselves.  The

hills had already fallen away, and they ran  along through a cheerful  country, with tracts of forest under white

clouds blowing about in a blue  sky, and gayly flinging their shadows  down upon the brown ploughed land,

and upon the yellow oatfields,  where women were cutting the leisurely  harvest with sickles, and where  once

a great girl with swarthy bare arms  unbent herself from her toil,  and rose, a statue of rude vigor and  beauty, to

watch them go by.  Hedges of evergreen enclosed the yellow  oatfields, where slow wagons  paused to gather

the sheaves of the week  before, and then loitered  away with them.  Flocks of geese waddled in  sculpturesque

relief  against the closecropt pastures, herded by little  girls with flaxen  pigtails, whose eyes, blue as

cornflowers, followed  the flying train.  There were stretches of wild thyme purpling long  barren acreages,

and  growing up the railroad banks almost to the rails  themselves.  From  the meadows the rowen, tossed in

long loose windrows,  sent into their  car a sad autumnal fragrance which mingled with the  tobacco smoke,

when two fat smokers emerged into the narrow corridor  outside their  compartments and tried to pass each

other.  Their vast  stomachs beat  together in a vain encounter. 

"Zu enge!" said one, and "Ja, zu enge!" said the other, and they  laughed  innocently in each other's' faces, with

a joy in their  recognition of the  corridor's narrowness as great as if it had been a  stroke of the finest  wit. 

All the way the land was lovely, and as they drew near Nuremberg it  grew  enchanting, with a fairy

quaintness.  The scenery was Alpine, but  the  scale was toylike, as befitted the region, and the mimic peaks

and  valleys with green brooks gushing between them, and strange rock  forms  recurring in endless caprice,

seemed the home of children's  story.  All  the gnomes and elves might have dwelt there in peaceful  fellowship

with  the peasants who ploughed the little fields, and  gathered the garlanded  hops, and lived in the farmsteads

and village  houses with those high  timberlaced gables. 

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"No," his wife returned; "it would have been too much for them.  Nobody  but grown people could bear it." 

The spell which began here was not really broken by anything that  afterwards happened in Nuremberg,

though the old toycapital was  trolley  wired through all its quaintness, and they were lodged in a  hotel

lighted  by electricity and heated by steam, and equipped with an  elevator which  was so modern that it came

down with them as well as  went up.  All the  things that assumed to be of recent structure or  invention were as

nothing against the dense past, which overwhelmed  them with the sense of  a world elsewhere outlived.  In

Nuremberg it is  not the quaint or the  picturesque that is exceptional; it is the  matteroffact and the

commonplace.  Here, more than anywhere else,  you are steeped in the  gothic spirit which expresses itself in a

Teutonic dialect of homely  sweetness, of endearing caprice, of rude  grotesqueness, but of positive  grace and

beauty almost never.  It is  the architectural speech of a  strenuous, gross, kindly, honest  people's fancy; such as

it is it was  inexhaustible, and such as it is  it was bewitching for the travellers. 

They could hardly wait till they had supper before plunging into  the  ancient town, and they took the first

tramcar at a venture.  It  was a  sort of transfer, drawn by horses, which delivered them a little  inside.  of the

city gate to a trolleycar.  The conductor with their  fare  demanded their destination; March frankly owned

that they did not  know  where they wanted to go; they wanted to go anywhere the conductor  chose;  and the

conductor, after reflection, decided to put them down  at the  public garden, which, as one of the newest things

in the city,  would make  the most favorable impression upon strangers.  It was in  fact so like all  other city

gardens, with the foliage of its trimly  planted alleys, that  it sheltered them effectually from the

picturesqueness of Nuremberg, and  they had a long, peaceful hour on  one of its benches, where they rested

from their journey, and repented  their hasty attempt to appropriate the  charm of the city. 

The next morning it rained, according to a custom which the  elevatorboy  (flown with the insolent

recollection of a sunny summer  in Milan) said  was invariable in Nuremberg; but after the oneo'clock  table

d'hote they  took a noble twospanner carriage, and drove all  round the city.  Everywhere the ancient moat,

thickly turfed and  planted with trees and  shrubs, stretched a girdle of garden between  their course and the

wall  beautifully old, with knots of dead ivy  clinging to its crevices, or  broad meshes of the shining foliage

mantling its blackened masonry.  A  tileroofed open gallery ran along  the top, where so many centuries of

sentries had paced, and arched the  massive gates with heavily moulded  piers, where so countlessly the  fierce

burgher troops had sallied forth  against their besiegers, and  so often the leaguer hosts had dashed  themselves

in assault.  The  blood shed in forgotten battles would have  flooded the moat where now  the grass and flowers

grew, or here and there  a peaceful stretch of  water stagnated. 

The drive ended in a visit to the old Burg, where the Hapsburg  Kaisers  dwelt when they visited their faithful

imperial city.  From  its ramparts  the incredible picturesqueness of Nuremberg best shows  itself, and if one  has

any love for the distinctive quality of  Teutonic architecture it is  here that more than anywhere else one may

feast it.  The prospect of  tower and spire and gable is of such a  mediaeval richness, of such an  abounding

fulness, that all incidents  are lost in it.  The multitudinous  roofs of redbrown tiles, blinking  browsily from

their low dormers, press  upon one another in endless  succession; they cluster together on a rise  of ground and

sink away  where the street falls, but they nowhere disperse  or scatter, and they  end abruptly at the other rim

of the city, beyond  which looms the  green country, merging in the remoter blue of misty  uplands. 

A pretty young girl waited at the door of the tower for the  visitors to  gather in sufficient number, and then led

them through the  terrible  museum, discanting in the same gay voice and with the same  smiling air on  all the

murderous engines and implements of torture.  First in German and  then in English she explained the fearful

uses of  the Iron Maiden, she  winningly illustrated the action of the racks and  wheels on which men had  been

stretched and broken, and she sweetly  vaunted a sword which had  beheaded eight hundred persons.  When she

took the established fee from  March she suggested, with a demure  glance, "And what more you please for

saying it in English." 


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"Can you say it in Russian?" demanded a young man, whose eyes he  had seen  dwelling on her from the

beginning.  She laughed archly, and  responded  with some Slavic words, and then delivered her train of

sightseers over  to the custodian who was to show them through the  halls and chambers of  the Burg.  These

were undergoing the repairs  which the monuments of the  past are perpetually suffering in the  present, and

there was some special  painting and varnishing for the  reception of the Kaiser, who was coming  to

Nuremberg for the military  manoeuvres then at hand.  But if they had  been in the unmolested  discomfort of

their unlivable magnificence, their  splendor was such as  might well reconcile the witness to the superior

comfort of a private  station in our snugger day.  The Marches came out  owning that the  youth which might

once have found the romantic glories of  the place  enough was gone from them.  But so much of it was left to

her  that she  wished to make him stop and look at the flirtation which had  blossomed  out between that pretty

young girl and the Russian, whom they  had  scarcely missed from their party in the Burg. He had apparently

never  parted from the girl, and now as they sat together on the threshold of  the gloomy tower, he most have

been teaching her more Slavic words,  for  they were both laughing as if they understood each other  perfectly. 

In his security from having the affair in any wise on his hands,  March  would have willingly lingered, to see

how her education got on;  but it  began to rain, The rain did not disturb the lovers, but it  obliged the  elderly

spectators to take refuge in their carriage; and  they drove off  to find the famous Little Goose Man.  This is

what  every one does at  Nuremberg; it would be difficult to say why.  When  they found the Little  Goose Man,

he was only a mediaeval fancy in  bronze, who stood on his  pedestal in the marketplace and contributed

from the bill of the goose  under his arm a small stream to the  rainfall drenching the wet wares of  the wet

marketwomen round the  fountain, and soaking their cauliflowers  and lettuce, their grapes and  pears, their

carrots and turnips, to the  watery flavor of all fruits  and vegetables in Germany. 

The air was very raw and chill; but after supper the clouds cleared  away,  and a pleasant evening tempted the

travellers out.  The portier  dissembled any slight which their eagerness for the only amusement he  could think

of inspired, and directed them to a popular theatre which  was  giving a summer season at low prices to the

lower classes, and  which they  surprised, after some ,search, trying to hide itself in a  sort of back  square.  They

got the best places at a price which ought  to have been  mortifyingly cheap, and found themselves, with a

thousand  other harmless  bourgeois folk, in a sort of spacious, agreeable barn,  of a decoration by  no means

ugly, and of a certain artless comfort.  Each seat fronted a  shelf at the back of the seat before it, where  the

spectator could put  his hat; there was a smaller shelf for his  stein of the beer passed  constantly throughout the

evening; and there  was a buffet where he could  stay himself with cold ham and other  robust German

refreshments. 

It was "The Wedding Journey to Nuremberg" upon which they had oddly  chanced, and they accepted as a

national tribute the character of an  American girl in it.  She was an American girl of the advanced  pattern,  and

she came and went at a picnic on the arm of a head  waiter.  She  seemed to have no office in the drama except

to  illustrate a German  conception of American girlhood, but even in this  simple function she  seemed rather to

puzzle the German audience;  perhaps because of the  occasional English words which she used. 

To the astonishment of her compatriots, when they came out of the  theatre  it was not raining; the night was as

brilliantly starlit as a  night could  be in Germany, and they sauntered home richly content  through the narrow

streets and through the beautiful old Damenthor,  beyond which their hotel  lay.  How pretty, they said, to call

that  charming port the Ladies' Gate!  They promised each other to find out  why, and they never did so, but

satisfied themselves by assigning it  to the exclusive use of the slim  maidens and massive matrons of the  old

Nuremberg patriciate, whom they  imagined trailing their silken  splendors under its arch in perpetual

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XLV.

The life of the Nuremberg patriciate, now extinct in the control of  the  city which it builded so strenuously and

maintained so heroically,  is  still insistent in all its art.  This expresses their pride at once  and  their simplicity

with a childish literality.  At its best it is  never so  good as the good Italian art, whose influence is always

present in its  best.  The coloring of the great canvases is Venetian,  but there is no  such democracy of greatness

as in the painting at  Venice; in decoration  the art of Nuremberg is at best quaint, and at  the worst puerile.

Wherever it had obeyed an academic intention it  seemed to March poor and  coarse, as in the bronze fountain

beside the  Church of St. Lawrence.  The  water spins from the pouted breasts of  the beautiful figures in

streams  that cross and interlace after a  fancy trivial and gross; but in the base  of the church there is a

timeworn Gethsemane, exquisitely affecting in  its simplehearted  truth.  The long ages have made it even

more affecting  than the  sculptor imagined it; they have blurred the faces and figures in  passing till their

features are scarcely distinguishable; and the  sleeping apostles seem to have dreamed themselves back into

the  mother  marble.  It is of the same tradition and impulse with that  supreme glory  of the native sculpture,

the ineffable tabernacle of  Adam Krafft, which  climbs a column of the church within, a miracle of  richly

carven story;  and no doubt if there were a Nuremberg sculptor  doing great things today,  his work would be of

kindred inspiration. 

The descendants of the old patrician who ordered the tabernacle at  rather  a hard bargain from the artist still

worship on the floor  below, and the  descendants of his neighbor patricians have their seats  in the pews  about,

and their names cut in the proprietary plates on  the pewtops.  The vergeress who showed the Marches

through the church  was devout in the  praise of these aristocratic fellowcitizens of  hers.  "So simple, and  yet

so noble!" she said.  She was a very  romantic vergeress, and she told  them at unsparing length the legend  of

the tabernacle, how the artist  fell asleep in despair of winning  his patron's daughter, and saw in a  vision the

masterwork with the  lilylike droop at top, which gained him  her hand.  They did not  realize till too late that

it was all out of a  novel of Georg Ebers's,  but added to the regular fee for the church a  gift worthy of an

inedited legend. 

Even then they had a pleasure in her enthusiasm rarely imparted by  the  Nuremberg manner.  They missed

there the constant, sweet civility  of  Carlsbad, and found themselves falling flat in their endeavors for  a  little

cordiality.  They indeed inspired with some kindness the old  woman  who showed them through that cemetery

where Albert Durer and  Hans Sachs  and many other illustrious citizens lie buried under  monumental brasses

of such beauty: 

     "That kings to have the like, might wish to die."

But this must have been because they abandoned themselves so  willingly to  the fascination of the bronze

skull on the tomb of a  fourteenthcentury  patrician, which had the uncommon advantage of a  lower jaw

hinged to the  upper.  She proudly clapped it up and down for  their astonishment, and  waited, with a toothless

smile, to let them  discover the bead of a nail  artfully figured in the skull; then she  gave a shrill cackle of joy,

and  gleefully explained that the wife of  this patrician had killed him by  driving a nail into his temple, and  had

been fitly beheaded for the  murder. 

She cared so much for nothing else in the cemetery, but she  consented to  let them wonder at the richness of

the sculpture in the  level tombs, with  their escutcheons and memorial tablets, overrun by  the long grass and

the  matted ivy; she even consented to share their  indignation at the  destruction of some of the brasses and the

theft of  others.  She suffered  more reluctantly their tenderness for the old,  old crucifixion figured in  sculpture

at one corner of the cemetery,  where the anguish of the Christ  had long since faded into the stone  from which

it had been evoked, and  the thieves were no longer  distinguishable in their penitence or  impenitence; but she

parted  friends with them when she saw how much they  seemed taken with the  votive chapel of the noble

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chase one another, with bones in their mouths, around the  Canossa  palace at Verona.  A sense of the beautiful

house by the Adige  was  part of the pleasing confusion which possessed them in Nuremberg  whenever they

came upon the expression of the gothic spirit common  both  to the German and northern Italian art.  They

knew that it was an  effect  which had passed from Germany into Italy, but in the liberal  air of the  older land it

had come to so much more beauty that now,  when they found  it in its home, it seemed something fetched

from over  the Alps and  coarsened in the attempt to naturalize it to an alien  air. 

In the Germanic Museum they fled to the Italian painters from the  German  pictures they had inspired; in the

great hall of the Rathhaus  the noble  Processional of Durer was the more precious, because his  Triumph of

Maximilian somehow suggested Mantegna's Triumph of Caesar.  There was to  be a banquet in the hall, under

the mighty fresco, to  welcome the German  Emperor, coming the next week, and the Rathhaus was  full of

workpeople  furbishing it up against his arrival, and making  it difficult for the  custodian who had it in charge

to show it  properly to strangers.  She was  of the same enthusiastic sisterhood as  the vergeress of St. Lawrence

and  the guardian of the old cemetery,  and by a mighty effort she prevailed  over the workmen so far as to  lead

her charges out through the corridor  where the literal conscience  of the brothers Kuhn has wrought in the roof

to an exact image of a  tournament as it was in Nuremberg four hundred  years ago.  In this  relief, thronged

with men and horses, the galalife  of the past  survives in unexampled fulness; and March blamed himself

after  enjoying it for having felt in it that toyfigure quality which  seems  the final effect of the German

gothicism in sculpture. 

XLVI.

On Sunday Mrs. March partially conformed to an earlier New England  ideal  of the day by ceasing from

sightseeing.  She could not have  understood  the sermon if she had gone to church, but she appeased the

lingering  conscience she had on this point by not going out till  afternoon.  Then  she found nothing of the

gayety which Sunday  afternoon wears in Catholic  lands.  The people were resting from their  weekday

labors, but they were  not playing; and the old churches, long  since converted to Lutheran uses,  were locked

against tourist  curiosity. 

It was as it should be; it was as it would be at home; and yet in  this  ancient city, where the past was so much

alive in the perpetual  picturesqueness, the Marches felt an incongruity in it; and they were  fain to escape from

the Protestant silence and seriousness of the  streets  to the shade of the public garden they had involuntarily

visited the  evening of their arrival. 

On a bench sat a quiet, rather dejected man, whom March asked some  question of their way.  He answered in

English, and in the parley that  followed they discovered that they were all Americans.  The stranger  proved to

be an American of the sort commonest in Germany, and he said  he  had returned to his native country to get

rid of the ague which he  had  taken on Staten Island.  He had been seventeen years in New York,  and now  a

talk of Tammany and its chances in the next election, of  pulls and  deals, of bosses and heelers, grew up

between the civic  stepbrothers,  and joined them is a common interest.  The  GermanAmerican said he was

bookkeeper in some glassworks which had  been closed by our tariff, and  he confessed that he did not mean

to  return to us, though he spoke of  German affairs with the impartiality  of an outsider.  He said that the

Socialist party was increasing  faster than any other, and that this  tacitly meant the suppression of  rank and the

abolition of monarchy.  He  warned March against the  appearance of industrial prosperity in Germany;

beggary was severely  repressed, and if poverty was better clad than with  us, it was as  hungry and as hopeless

in Nuremberg as in New York.  The  working  classes were kindly and peaceable; they only knifed each other

quietly  on Sunday evenings after having too much beer. 

Presently the stranger rose and bowed to the Marches for goodby;  and as  he walked down the aisle of trees

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as they had in common.  He had reverted to an  entirely German  effect of dress and figure; his walk was slow

and  Teutonic; he must be a  type of thousands who have returned to the  fatherland without wishing to  own

themselves its children again, and  yet out of heart with the only  country left them. 

"He was rather pathetic, my dear," said March, in the discomfort he  knew  his wife must be feeling as well as

himself.  "How odd to have  the lid  lifted here, and see the same old problems seething and  bubbling in the

witch's caldron we call civilization as we left  simmering away at home!  And how hard to have our tariff

reach out and  snatch the bread from the  mouths of those poor glassworkers!" 

"I thought that was hard," she sighed.  "It must have been his  bread,  too." 

"Let's hope it was not his cake, anyway.  I suppose," he added,  dreamily,  "that what we used to like in Italy

was the absence of all  the modern  activities.  The Italians didn't repel us by assuming to be  of our epoch  in the

presence of their monuments; they knew how to  behave as pensive  memories.  I wonder if they're still as

charming." 

"Oh, no," she returned, "nothing is as charming as it used to be.  And  now we need the charm more than ever." 

He laughed at her despair, in the tacit understanding they had  lived into  that only one of them was to be

desperate at a time, and  that they were  to take turns in cheering each other up.  "Well,  perhaps we don't

deserve  it.  And I'm not sure that we need it so much  as we did when we were  young.  We've got tougher; we

can stand the  cold facts better now.  They  made me shiver once, but now they give me  a sort of agreeable

thrill.  Besides, if, life kept up its pretty  illusions, if it insisted upon being  as charming as it used to be, how

could we ever bear to die?  We've got  that to consider."  He yielded  to the temptation of his paradox, but he  did

not fail altogether of  the purpose with which he began, and they took  the trolley back to  their hotel cheerful in

the intrepid fancy that they  had confronted  fate when they had only had the hardihood to face a  phrase. 

They agreed that now he ought really to find out something about  the  contemporary life of Nuremberg, and

the next morning he went out  before  breakfast, and strolled through some of the simpler streets, in  the hope  of

intimate impressions.  The peasant women, serving portions  of milk  from house to house out of the cans in the

little wagons which  they drew  themselves, were a touch of pleasing domestic comedy; a  certain effect of

tragedy imparted itself from the lamentations of the  suckingpigs jolted  over the pavements in handcarts; a

certain majesty  from the long  procession of yellow mailwagons, with drivers in the  royal Bavarian  blue,

trooping by in the cold small rain, impassibly  dripping from their  glazed hatbrims upon their uniforms.  But

he  could not feel that these  things were any of them very poignantly  significant; and he covered his  retreat

from the actualities of  Nuremberg by visiting the chief book  store and buying more  photographs of the

architecture than he wanted, and  more local  histories than be should ever read.  He made a last effort for  the

contemporaneous life by asking the Englishspeaking clerk if there  were any literary men of distinction

living in Nuremberg, and the  clerk  said there was not one. 

He went home to breakfast wondering if be should be able to make  his  meagre facts serve with his wife; but

he found her far from any  wish to  listen to them.  She was intent upon a pair of young lovers,  at a table  near

her own, who were so absorbed in each other that they  were proof  against an interest that must otherwise

have pierced them  through.  The  bridegroom, as he would have called himself, was a  pretty little Bavarian

lieutenant, very dark and regular, and the  bride was as pretty and as  little, but delicately blond.  Nature had

admirably mated them, and if  art had helped to bring them together  through the genius of the bride's  mother,

who was breakfasting with  them, it had wrought almost as fitly.  Mrs. March queried impartially  who they

were, where they met, and how,  and just when they were going  to be married; and March consented, in his

personal immunity from  their romance, to let it go on under his eyes  without protest.  But  later, when they met

the lovers in the street,  walking arm in arm,  with the bride's mother behind them gloating upon  their bliss, he

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chances out of  ten, could not  fail to eventuate at the best in a marriage as tiresome as  most other  marriages,

and yet she was abandoning herself with those  ignorant  young people to the illusion that it was the finest and

sweetest  thing  in life. 

"Well, isn't it?" his wife asked. 

"Yes, that's the worst of it.  It shows how povertystricken life  really  is.  We want somehow to believe that

each pair of lovers will  find the  good we have missed, and be as happy as we expected to be." 

"I think we have been happy enough, and that we've had as much good  as  was wholesome for us," she

returned, hurt. 

"You're always so concrete!  I meant us in the abstract.  But if  you will  be personal, I'll say that you've been as

happy as you  deserve, and got  more good than you had any right to." 

She laughed with him, and then they laughed again to perceive that  they  were walking arm in arm too, like

the lovers, whom they were  insensibly  following. 

He proposed that while they were in the mood they should go again  to the  old cemetery, and see the hinged

jaw of the murdered  Paumgartner, wagging  in eternal accusation of his murderess.  "It's  rather hard on her,

that  he should be having the last word, that way,"  he said.  "She was a woman,  no matter what mistakes she

had  committed." 

"That's what I call 'banale'," said Mrs. March. 

"It is, rather," he confessed.  "It makes me feel as if I must go  to see  the house of Durer, after all." 

"Well, I knew we should have to, sooner or later." 

It was the thing that they had said would not do, in Nuremberg,  because  everybody did it; but now they hailed

a fiacre, and ordered it  driven to  Durer's house, which they found in a remote part of the town  near a  stretch

of the city wall, varied in its picturesqueness by the  interposition of a dripping grove; it was raining again by

the time  they  reached it.  The quarter had lapsed from earlier dignity, and  without  being squalid, it looked

worn and hard worked; otherwise it  could hardly  have been different in Durer's time.  His dwelling, in no  way

impressive  outside, amidst the environing quaintness, stood at the  corner of a  narrow sidehill street that

sloped cityward; and within  it was stripped  bare of all the furniture of life belowstairs, and  above was none

the  cozier for the stiff appointment of a showhouse.  It was cavernous and  cold; but if there had been a fire in

the  kitchen, and a table laid in  the diningroom, and beds equipped for  nightmare, after the German  fashion,

in the empty chambers, one could  have imagined a kindly, simple,  neighborly existence there.  It in no  wise

suggested the calling of an  artist, perhaps because artists had  not begun in Durer's time to take  themselves so

objectively as they do  now, but it implied the life of a  prosperous citizen, and it expressed  the period. 

The Marches wrote their names in the visitors' book, and paid the  visitor's fee, which also bought them tickets

in an annual lottery for  a  reproduction of one of Durer's pictures; and then they came away, by  no  means

dissatisfied with his house.  By its association with his  sojourns  in Italy it recalled visits to other shrines, and

they had to  own that it  was really no worse than Ariosto's house at Ferrara, or  Petrarch's at  Arqua, or

Michelangelo's at Florence.  "But what I  admire," he said, "is  our futility in going to see it.  We expected to

surprise some quality of  the man left lying about in the house because  he lived and died in it;  and because his

wife kept him up so close  there, and worked him so hard  to save his widow from coming to want." 

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"A friend of his who hated her.  But he had to allow that she was a  God  fearing woman, and had a New

England conscience." 

"Well, I dare say Durer was easygoing." 

"Yes; but I don't like her laying her plans to survive him; though  women  always do that." 

They were going away the next day, and they sat down that evening  to a  final supper in such goodhumor

with themselves that they were  willing to  include a young couple who came to take places at their  table,

though  they would rather have been alone.  They lifted their  eyes for their  expected salutation, and recognized

Mr. and Mrs.  Leffers, of the  Norumbia. 

The ladies fell upon each other as if they had been mother and  daughter;  March and the young man shook

hands, in the feeling of  passengers  mutually endeared by the memories of a pleasant voyage.  They arrived at

the fact that Mr. Leffers had received letters in  England from his  partners which allowed him to prolong his

wedding  journey in a tour of  the continent, while their wives were still  exclaiming at their encounter  in the

same hotel at Nuremberg; and then  they all sat down to have, as  the bride said, a real Norumbia time. 

She was one of those young wives who talk always with their eyes  submissively on their husbands, no matter

whom they are speaking to;  but she was already unconsciously ruling him in her abeyance.  No  doubt  she was

ruling him for his good; she had a livelier, mind than  he, and  she knew more, as the American wives of young

American  business men  always do, and she was planning wisely for their travels.  She recognized  her merit in

this devotion with an artless candor,  which was typical  rather than personal.  March was glad to go out with

Leffers for a little  stroll, and to leave Mrs. March to listen to Mrs.  Leffers, who did not  let them go without

making her husband promise to  wrap up well, and not  get his feet wet.  She made March promise not to  take

him far, and to  bring him back early, which he found himself very  willing to do, after an  exchange of ideas

with Mr. Leffers.  The young  man began to talk about  his wife, in her providential, her almost  miraculous

adaptation to the  sort of man he was, and when he had once  begun to explain what sort of  man he was, there

was no end to it, till  they rejoined the ladies in the  readingroom. 

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The young couple came to the station to see the Marches off after  dinner  the next day; and the wife left a

bank of flowers on the seat  beside Mrs.  March, who said, as soon as they were gone, "I believe I  would rather

meet people of our own age after this.  I used to think  that you could  keep young by being with young people;

but I don't,  now.  There world is  very different from ours.  Our world doesn't  really exist any more, but  as long

as we keep away from theirs we  needn't realize it.  Young  people," she went on, "are more  practicalminded

than we used to be;  they're quite as sentimental; but  I don't think they care so much for the  higher things.

They're not so  much brought up on poetry as we were," she  pursued.  "That little Mrs.  Leffers would have

read Longfellow in our  time; but now she didn't  know of his poem on Nuremberg; she was  intelligent enough

about the  place, but you could see that its quaintness  was not so precious as it  was to us; not so sacred."  Her

tone entreated  him to find more  meaning in her words than she had put into them.  "They  couldn't have  felt as

we did about that old ivied wall and that grassy,  flowery moat  under it; and the beautiful Damenthor and that

pileup of  the roofs  from the Burg; and those winding streets with their Gothic  facades  all, cobwebbed with

trolley wires; and that yellow, aguish  looking  river drowsing through the town under the windows of those

overhanging  houses; and the marketplace, and the squares before the  churches,  with their queer shops in the

nooks and corners round them!" 

"I see what you mean.  But do you think it's as sacred to us as it  would  have been twentyfive years ago?  I

had an irreverent feeling  now and  then that Nuremberg was overdoing Nuremberg." 


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"Oh, yes; so had I.  We're that modern, if we're not so young as we  were." 

"We were very simple, in those days." 

"Well, if we were simple, we knew it!" 

"Yes; we used to like taking our unconsciousness to pieces and  looking at  it." 

"We had a good time." 

"Too good.  Sometimes it seems as if it would have lasted longer if  it  had not been so good.  We might have

our cake now if we hadn't  eaten it." 

"It would be mouldy, though." 

"I wonder," he said, recurring to the Lefferses; "how we really  struck  them." 

"Well, I don't believe they thought we ought to be travelling about  alone, quite, at our age." 

"Oh, not so bad as that!  "After a moment he said, "I dare say they  don't  go round quarrelling on their wedding

journey, as we did." 

"Indeed they do!  They had an awful quarrel just before they got to  Nuremberg: about his wanting to send

some of the baggage to Liverpool  by  express that she wanted to keep with them.  But she said it had  been a

lesson, and they were never going to quarrel again."  The  elders looked  at each other in the light of

experience, and laughed.  "Well," she  ended, "that's one thing we're through with.  I suppose  we've come to

feel more alike than we used to." 

"Or not to feel at all.  How did they settle it about the baggage?" 

"Oh!  He insisted on her keeping it with her."  March laughed  again, but  this time he laughed alone, and after a

while she said:  "Well, they gave  just the right relief to Nuremberg, with their good,  clean American

philistinism.  I don't mind their thinking us queer;  they must have  thought Nuremberg was queer." 

"Yes.  We oldsters are always queer to the young.  We're either  ridiculously lively and chirpy, or we're

ridiculously stiff and grim;  they never expect to be like us, and wouldn't, for the world.  The  worst  of it is, we

elderly people are absurd to one another; we don't,  at the  bottom of our hearts, believe we're like that, when

we meet.  I  suppose  that arrogant old ass of a Triscoe looks upon me as a grinning  dotard." 

"I wonder," said Mrs. March, "if she's told him yet," and March  perceived  that she was now suddenly far

from the mood of philosophic  introspection;  but he had no difficulty in following her. 

"She's had time enough.  But it was an awkward task Burnamy left to  her." 

"Yes, when I think of that, I can hardly forgive him for coming  back in  that way.  I know she is dead in love

with him; but she could  only have  accepted him conditionally." 

"Conditionally to his making it all right with Stoller?" 

"Stoller?  No!  To her father's liking it." 


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"Ah, that's quite as hard.  What makes you think she accepted him  at  all?" 

"What do you think she was crying about?" 

"Well, I have supposed that ladies occasionally shed tears of pity.  If  she accepted him conditionally she

would have to tell her father  about  it."  Mrs. March gave him a glance of silent contempt, and he  hastened to

atone for his stupidity.  "Perhaps she's told him on the  instalment plan.  She may have begun by confessing

that Burnamy had  been in Carlsbad.  Poor  old fellow, I wish we were going to find him  in Ansbach! He could

make  things very smooth for us." 

"Well, you needn't flatter yourself that you'll find him in  Ansbach.  I'm  sure I don't know where he is." 

"You might write to Miss Triscoe and ask." 

"I think I shall wait for Miss Triscoe to write to me," she said,  with  dignity. 

"Yes, she certainly owes you that much, after all your suffering  for her.  I've asked the banker in Nuremberg

to forward our letters to  the poste  restante in Ansbach.  Isn't it good to see the crows again,  after those  ravens

around Carlsbad?" 

She joined him in looking at the mild autumnal landscape through  the open  window.  The afternoon was fair

and warm, and in the level  fields bodies  of soldiers were at work with picks and spades, getting  the ground

ready  for the military manoeuvres; they disturbed among the  stubble foraging  parties of crows, which rose

from time to time with  cries of indignant  protest.  She said, with a smile for the crows,  "Yes.  And I'm thankful

that I've got nothing on my conscience,  whatever happens," she added in  dismissal of the subject of Burnamy. 

"I'm thankful too, my dear.  I'd much rather have things on my own.  I'm  more used to that, and I believe I feel

less remorse than when  you're to  blame." 

They might have been carried near this point by those telepathic  influences which have as yet been so

imperfectly studied.  It was only  that morning, after the lapse of a week since Burnamy's furtive  reappearance

in Carlsbad, that Miss Triscoe spoke to her father about  it,  and she had at that moment a longing for support

and counsel that  might  well have made its mystical appeal to Mrs. March. 

She spoke at last because she could put it off no longer, rather  than  because the right time had come.  She

began as they sat at  breakfast.  "Papa, there is something that I have got to tell yon.  It  is something  that you

ought to know; but I have put off telling you  because" 

She hesitated for the reason, and "Well!" said her father, looking  up at  her from his second cup of coffee.

"What is it?" 

Then she answered, " Mr. Burnamy has been here." 

"In Carlsbad?  When was he here?" 

"The night of the Emperor's birthday.  He came into the box when  you were  behind the scenes with Mr.

March; afterwards I met him in the  crowd." 

"Well?" 

"I thought you ought to know.  Mrs. March said I ought to tell  you." 


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"Did she say you ought to wait a week?"  He gave way to an  irascibility  which he tried to check, and to ask

with indifference,  "Why did he come  back?" 

"He was going to write about it for that paper in Paris."  The girl  had  the effect of gathering her courage up for

a bold plunge.  She  looked  steadily at her father, and added: "He said he came back  because he  couldn't help

it.  Hewished to speak with me, He said he  knew he had no  right to suppose I cared anything about what

had  happened with him and  Mr. Stoller.  He wanted to come back and tell  methat." 

Her father waited for her to go on, but apparently she was going to  leave  the word to him, now.  He hesitated

to take it, but he asked at  last with  a mildness that seemed to surprise her, "Have you heard  anything from

him  since?" 

"No." 

"Where is he?" 

"I don't know.  I told him I could not say what he wished; that I  must  tell you about it." 

The case was less simple than it would once have been for General  Triscoe.  There was still his affection for

his daughter, his wish for  her happiness, but this had always been subordinate to his sense of  his  own interest

and comfort, and a question had recently arisen which  put  his paternal love and duty in a new light.  He was

no more  explicit with  himself than other men are, and the most which could  ever be said of him  without

injustice was that in his dependence upon  her he would rather  have kept his daughter to himself if she could

not  have been very  prosperously married.  On the other hand, if he  disliked the man for whom  she now hardly

hid her liking, he was not  just then ready to go to  extremes concerning him. 

"He was very anxious," she went on, "that you should know just how  it  was.  He thinks everything of your

judgment andandopinion."  The  general made a consenting noise in his throat.  "He said that he  did not

wish me to 'whitewash' him to you.  He didn't think he had  done right; he  didn't excuse himself, or ask you to

excuse him unless  you could from the  standpoint of a gentleman." 

The general made a less consenting noise in his throat, and asked,  "How  do you look at it, yourself, Agatha?" 

"I don't believe I quite understand it; but Mrs. March" 

"Oh, Mrs. March!" the general snorted. 

"says that Mr. March does not think so badly of it as Mr. Burnamy  does." 

"I doubt it.  At any rate, I understood March quite differently." 

"She says that he thinks he behaved very nobly afterwards when Mr.  Stoller wanted him to help him put a

false complexion on it; that it  was  all the more difficult for him to do right then, because of his  remorse  for

what he had done before."  As she spoke on she had become  more eager. 

"There's something in that," the general admitted, with a candor  that he  made the most of both to himself and

to her.  "But I should  like to know  what Stoller had to say of it all.  Is there anything,"  he inquired, "any  reason

why I need be more explicit about it, just  now?" 

"Nno.  Only, I thought He thinks so much of your opinion  thatif" 


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"Oh, he can very well afford to wait.  If he values my opinion so  highly  he can give me time to make up my

mind." 

"Of course" 

"And I'm not responsible," the general continued, significantly,  "for the  delay altogether.  If you had told me

this before Now, I  don't know  whether Stoller is still in town." 

He was not behaving openly with her; but she had not behaved openly  with  him.  She owned that to herself,

and she got what comfort she  could from  his making the affair a question of what Burnamy had done  to

Stoller  rather than of what Burnamy had said to her, and what she  had answered  him.  If she was not perfectly

clear as to what she  wanted to do, or  wished to have happen, there was now time and place  in which she

could  delay and make sure.  The accepted theory of such  matters is that people  know their minds from the

beginning, and that  they do not change them.  But experience seems to contradict this  theory, or else people

often act  contrary to their convictions and  impulses.  If the statistics were  accessible, it might be found that

many potential engagements hovered in  a doubtful air, and before they  touched the earth in actual promise

were  dissipated by the play of  meteorological chances. 

When General Triscoe put down his napkin in rising he said that he  would  step round to Pupp's and see if

Stoller were still there.  But  on the way  he stepped up to Mrs. Adding's hotel on the hill, and he  came back,

after  an interval which he seemed not to have found long,  to report rather  casually that Stoller had left

Carlsbad the day  before.  By this time the  fact seemed not to concern Agatha herself  very vitally. 

He asked if the Marches had left any address with her, and she  answered  that they had not.  They were going

to spend a few days in  Nuremberg, and  then push on to Holland for Mr. March's aftercure.  There was no

relevance in his question unless it intimated his belief  that she was in  confidential correspondence with Mrs.

March, and she  met this by saying  that she was going to write her in care of their  bankers; she asked  whether

he wished to send any word. 

"No.  I understand," he intimated, "that there is nothing at all in  the  nature of aaan understanding, then,

with" 

"No, nothing." 

"Hm!" The general waited a moment.  Then he ventured, "Do you care  to  saydo you wish me to

knowhow he took it?" 

The tears came into the girl's eyes, but she governed herself to  say,  "Hehe was disappointed." 

"He had no right to be disappointed." 

It was a question, and she answered: "He thought he had.  He  saidthat  he wouldn'ttrouble me any more." 

The general did not ask at once, "And you don't know where he is  nowyou  haven't heard anything from

him since?" 

Agatha flashed through her tears, "Papa!" 

"Oh! I beg your pardon.  I think you told me." 


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