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Not long after Lent, Fulkerson set before Dryfoos one day his  scheme for  a dinner in celebration of the

success of 'Every Other  Week.'  Dryfoos  had never meddled in any manner with the conduct of  the periodical;

but Fulkerson easily saw that he was proud of his  relation to it, and he  proceeded upon the theory that he

would be  willing to have this relation  known: On the days when he had been  lucky in stocks, he was apt to

drop  in at the office on Eleventh  Street, on his way uptown, and listen to  Fulkerson's talk.  He was on  good

enough terms with March, who revised  his first impressions of the  man, but they had not much to say to each

other, and it seemed to  March that Dryfoos was even a little afraid of  him, as of a piece of  mechanism he had

acquired, but did not quite  understand; he left the  working of it to Fulkerson, who no doubt bragged  of it

sufficiently.  The old man seemed to have as little to say to his  son; he shut  himself up with Fulkerson, where

the others could hear the  manager  begin and go on with an unstinted flow of talk about 'Every Other  Week;'

for Fulkerson never talked of anything else if he could help  it,  and was always bringing the conversation back

to it if it strayed: 

The day he spoke of the dinner he rose and called from his door :  "March,  I say, come down here a minute,

will you?  Conrad, I want you,  too." 

The editor and the publisher found the manager and the proprietor  seated  on opposite sides of the table.  "It's

about those funeral  baked meats,  you know," Fulkerson explained, "and I was trying to give  Mr. Dryfoos

some idea of what we wanted to do.  That is, what I wanted  to do," he  continued, turning from March to

Dryfoos.  "March, here, is  opposed to  it, of course.  He'd like to publish 'Every Other Week' on  the sly; keep  it

out of the papers, and off the newsstands; he's a  modest Boston  petunia, and he shrinks from publicity; but I

am not  that kind of herb  myself, and I want all the publicity we can  getbeg, borrow, or steal  for this

thing.  I say that you can't  work the sacred rites of  hospitality in a better cause, and what I  propose is a little

dinner for  the purpose of recognizing the hit  we've made with this thing.  My idea  was to strike you for the

necessary funds, and do the thing on a handsome  scale.  The term  little dinner is a mere figure of speech.  A

little  dinner wouldn't  make a big talk, and what we want is the big talk,  at present, if we  don't lay up a cent.

My notion was that pretty soon  after Lent, now,  when everybody is feeling just right, we should begin to  send

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out our  paragraphs, affirmative, negative, and explanatory, and  along about  the first of May we should sit

down about a hundred strong,  the most  distinguished people in the country, and solemnize our triumph.  There

it is in a nutshell.  I might expand and I might expound, but  that's  the sum and substance of it." 

Fulkerson stopped, and ran his eyes eagerly over the faces of his  three  listeners, one after the other.  March

was a little surprised  when  Dryfoos turned to him, but that reference of the question seemed  to give  Fulkerson

particular pleasure: "What do you think, Mr. March?" 

The editor leaned back in his chair.  " I don't pretend to have Mr.  Fulkerson's genius for advertising; but it

seems to me a little early  yet.  We might celebrate later when we've got more to celebrate.  At  present we're a

pleasing novelty, rather than a fixed fact." 

"Ah, you don't get the idea!" said Fulkerson.  "What we want to do  with  this dinner is to fix the fact." 

"Am I going to come in anywhere?"  the old man interrupted. 

"You're going to come in at the head of the procession!  We are  going to  strike everything that is imaginative

and romantic in the  newspaper soul  with you and your history and your fancy for going in  for this thing.  I can

start you in a paragraph that will travel  through all the  newspapers, from Maine to Texas and from Alaska to

Florida.  We have had  all sorts of rich men backing up literary  enterprises, but the natural  gas man in

literature is a new thing,  and the combination of your  picturesque past and your aesthetic  present is something

that will knock  out the sympathies of the  American public the first round.  I feel,"  said Fulkerson, with a

tremor of pathos in his voice, "that 'Every Other  Week' is at a  disadvantage before the public as long as it's

supposed to  be my  enterprise, my idea.  As far as I'm known at all, I'm known simply  as  a syndicate man, and

nobody in the press believes that I've got the  money to run the thing on a grand scale; a suspicion of

insolvency  must  attach to it sooner or later, and the fellows on the press will  work up  that impression, sooner

or later, if we don't give them  something else to  work up.  Now, as soon as I begin to give it away to  the

correspondents  that you're in it, with your untold millionsthat,  in fact, it was your  idea from the start, that

you originated it to  give full play to the  humanitarian tendencies of Conrad here, who's  always had these

theories  of cooperation, and longed to realize them  for the benefit of our  struggling young writers and

artists" 

March had listened with growing amusement to the mingled burlesque  and  earnest of Fulkerson's

selfsacrificing impudence, and with wonder  as to  how far Dryfoos was consenting to his preposterous

proposition,  when  Conrad broke out: "Mr. Fulkerson, I could not allow you to do  that.  It  would not be true; I

did not wish to be here; andand what  I thinkwhat  I wish to dothat is something I will not let any one

put me in a false  position about.  No!"  The blood rushed into the  young man's gentle face,  and he met his

father's glance with defiance. 

Dryfoos turned from him to Fulkerson without speaking, and  Fulkerson  said, caressingly: "Why, of course,

Coonrod!  I know how you  feel, and I  shouldn't let anything of that sort go out uncontradicted  afterward.  But

there isn't anything in these times that would give us  better standing  with the public than some hint of the way

you feel  about such things.  The publics expects to be interested, and nothing  would interest it more  than to be

told that the success of 'Every  Other Week' sprang from the  first application of the principle of Live  and let

Live to a literary  enterprise.  It would look particularly  well, coming from you and your  father, but if you

object, we can leave  that part out; though if you  approve of the principle I don't see why  you need object.  The

main thing  is to let the public know that it  owes this thing to the liberal and  enlightened spirit of one of the

foremost capitalists of the country; and  that his purposes are not  likely to be betrayed in the hands of his son,

I should get a little  cut made from a photograph of your father, and  supply it gratis with  the paragraphs." 

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Fulkerson laughed.  "Well, well!  Have it your own way, But the  sight of  your face in the patent outsides of the

country press would  be worth half  a dozen subscribers in every school district throughout  the length and

breadth of this fair land." 

There was a fellow," Dryfoos explained, in an aside to March, "that  was  getting up a history of Moffitt, and

he asked me to let him put a  steel  engraving of me in.  He said a good many prominent citizens were  going to

have theirs in, and his price was a hundred and fifty  dollars.  I told  him I couldn't let mine go for less than two

hundred,  and when he said he  could give me a splendid plate for that money, I  said I should want it  cash, You

never saw a fellow more astonished  when he got it through him.  that I expected him to pay the two  hundred." 

Fulkerson laughed in keen appreciation of the joke.  "Well, sir, I  guess  'Every Other Week' will pay you that

much.  But if you won't  sell at any  price, all right; we must try to worry along without the  light of your

countenance on, the posters, but we got to have it for  the banquet." 

"I don't seem to feel very hungry, yet," said they old man, dryly. 

"Oh, 'l'appeit vient en mangeant', as our French friends say.  You'll be  hungry enough when you see the

preliminary Little Neck  clam.  It's too  late for oysters." 

"Doesn't that fact seem to point to a postponement till they get  back,  sometime in October," March suggested, 

"No, no!" said Fulkerson, "you don't catch on to the business end  of this  thing, my friends.  You're proceeding

on something like the  old exploded  idea that the demand creates the supply, when everybody  knows, if he's

watched the course of modern events, that it's just as  apt to be the  other way.  I contend that we've got a real

substantial  success to  celebrate now; but even if we hadn't, the celebration would  do more than  anything else

to create the success, if we got it  properly before the  public.  People will say: Those fellows are not  fools; they

wouldn't go  and rejoice over their magazine unless they  had got a big thing in it.  And the state of feeling we

should produce  in the public mind would make  a boom of perfectly unprecedented  grandeur for E. O. W.

Heigh?" 

He looked sunnily from one to the other in succession.  The elder  Dryfoos  said, with his chin on the top of his

stick, "I reckon those  Little Neck  clams will keep." 

"Well, just as you say," Fulkerson cheerfully assented.  "I  understand  you to agree to the general principle of a

little dinner?" 

"The smaller the better," said the old man. 

"Well, I say a little dinner because the idea of that seems to  cover the  case, even if we vary the plan a little.  I

had thought of a  reception,  maybe, that would include the lady contributors and  artists, and the  wives and

daughters of the other contributors.  That  would give us the  chance to ring in a lot of society correspondents

and get the thing  written up in firstclass shape.  Bytheway!" cried  Fulkerson, slapping  himself on the leg,

"why not have the dinner and  the reception both?" 

"I don't understand," said Dryfoos. 

"Why, have a select little dinner for ten or twenty choice spirits  of the  male persuasion, and then, about ten

o'clock, throw open your  palatial  drawingrooms and admit the females to champagne, salads, and  ices.  It  is

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"What do you think of it, Mr. March?"  asked Dryfoos, on whose  social  inexperience Fulkerson's words

projected no very intelligible  image, and  who perhaps hoped for some more light. 

"It's a beautiful vision," said March, "and if it will take more  time to  realize it I think I approve.  I approve of

anything that will  delay Mr.  Fulkerson's advertising orgie." 

"Then," Fulkerson pursued, "we could have the pleasure of Miss  Christine  and Miss Mela's company; and

maybe Mrs. Dryfoos would look  in on us in  the course of the evening.  There's no hurry, as Mr. March

suggests, if  we can give the thing this shape.  I will cheerfully  adopt the idea of my  honorable colleague." 

March laughed at his impudence, but at heart he was ashamed of  Fulkerson  for proposing to make use of

Dryfoos and his house in that  way.  He fancied something appealing in the look that the old man  turned on

him, and something indignant in Conrad's flush; but probably  this was  only his fancy.  He reflected that

neither of them could feel  it as  people of more worldly knowledge would, and he consoled himself  with the

fact that Fulkerson was really not such a charlatan as he  seemed.  But it  went through his mind that this was a

strange end for  all Dryfoos's  moneymaking to come to; and he philosophically accepted  the fact of his  own

humble fortunes when he reflected how little his  money could buy for  such a man.  It was an honorable use

that  Fulkerson was putting it to in  'Every Other Week;' it might be far  more creditably spent on such an

enterprise than on horses, or wines,  or women, the usual resources of the  brute rich; and if it were to be  lost, it

might better be lost that way  than in stocks.  He kept a  smiling face turned to Dryfoos while these  irreverent

considerations  occupied him, and hardened his heart against  father and son and their  possible emotions. 

The old man rose to put an end to the interview.  He only repeated,  "I guess those clams will keep till fall." 

But Fulkerson was apparently satisfied with the progress he had  made; and  when he joined March for the

stroll homeward after office  hours, he was  able to detach his mind from the subject, as if content  to leave it. 

"This is about the best part of the year in New York," he said; In  some  of the areas the grass had sprouted,

and the tender young foliage  had  loosened itself froze the buds on a sidewalk tree here and there;  the  soft air

was full of spring, and the delicate sky, far aloof, had  the  look it never wears at any other season.  "It ain't a

time of year  to  complain much of, anywhere; but I don't want anything better than  the  month of May in New

York.  Farther South it's too hot, and I've  been in  Boston in May when that east wind of yours made every

nerve in  my body  get up and howl.  I reckon the weather has a good deal to do  with the  local temperament.

The reason a New York man takes life so  easily with  all his rush is that his climate don't worry him.  But a

Boston man must  be rasped the whole while by the edge in his air.  That accounts for his  sharpness; and when

he's lived through  twentyfive or thirty Boston Mays,  he gets to thinking that Providence  has some particular

use for him, or  he wouldn't have survived, and  that makes him conceited.  See?" 

"I see," said March.  "But I don't know how you're going to work  that  idea into an advertisement, exactly." 

"Oh, pahaw, now, March!  You don't think I've got that on the brain  all  the time?" 

"You were gradually leading up to 'Every Other Week', somehow." 

"No, sir; I wasn't.  I was just thinking what a different creature  a  Massachusetts man is from a Virginian, And

yet I suppose they're  both as  pure English stock as you'll get anywhere in America.  Marsh,  I think  Colonel

Woodburn's paper is going to make a hit." 

"You've got there!  When it knocks down the sale about onehalf, I  shall  know it's made a hit." 


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"I'm not afraid," said Fulkerson.  "That thing is going to attract  attention.  It's well writtenyou can take the

pomposity out of it,  here  and there and it's novel.  Our people like a bold strike, and  it's going  to shake them

up tremendously to have serfdom advocated on  high moral  grounds as the only solution of the labor problem.

You  see, in the first  place, he goes for their sympathies by the way he  portrays the actual  relations of capital

and labor; he shows how  things have got to go from  bad to worse, and then he trots out his  little old hobby,

and proves that  if slavery had not been interfered  with, it would have perfected itself  in the interest of

humanity.  He  makes a pretty strong plea for it." 

March threw back his head and laughed.  "He's converted you! I  swear,  Fulkerson, if we had accepted and

paid for an article  advocating  cannibalism as the only resource for getting rid of the  superfluous poor,  you'd

begin to believe in it." 

Fulkerson smiled in approval of the joke, and only said: "I wish  you  could meet the colonel in the privacy of

the domestic circle,  March.  You'd like him.  He's a splendid old fellow; regular type.  Talk about  spring! 

You ought to see the widow's little back yard these days.  You know  that  glass gallery just beyond the

diningroom?  Those girls have got  the pot  plants out of that, and a lot more, and they've turned the  edges of

that  back yard, along the fence, into a regular bower;  they've got sweet peas  planted, and nasturtiums, and we

shall be in a  blaze of glory about the  beginning of June.  Fun to see 'em work in  the garden, and the bird

bossing the job in his cage under the  cherrytree.  Have to keep the  middle of the yard for the clothesline,  but

six days in the week it's a  lawn, and I go over it with a mower  myself.  March, there ain't anything  like a

home, is there?  Dear  little cot of your own, heigh?  I tell you,  March, when I get to  pushing that mower round,

and the colonel is smoking  his cigar in the  gallery, and those girls are pottering over the flowers,  one of these

soft evenings after dinner, I feel like a human being.  Yes,  I do.  I  struck it rich when I concluded to take my

meals at the widow's.  For  eight dollars a week I get good board, refined society, and all the  advantages of a

Christian home.  Bytheway, you've never had much  talk  with Miss Woodburn, have you, March?" 

"Not so much as with Miss Woodburn's father." 

"Well, he is rather apt to scoop the conversation.  I must draw his  fire,  sometime, when you and Mrs. March

are around, and get you a  chance with  Miss Woodburn." 

"I should like that better, I believe," said March. 

"Well, I shouldn't wonder if you did.  Curious, but Miss Woodburn  isn't  at all your idea of a Southern girl.

She's got lots of go;  she's never  idle a minute; she keeps the old gentleman in firstclass  shape, and she  don't

believe a bit in the slavery solution of the  labor problem; says  she's glad it's gone, and if it's anything like  the

effects of it, she's  glad it went before her time.  No, sir, she's  as full of snap as the  liveliest kind of a Northern

girl.  None of  that sunny Southern languor  you read about." 

"I suppose the typical Southerner, like the typical anything else,  is  pretty difficult to find," said March.  "But

perhaps Miss Woodburn  represents the new South.  The modern conditions must be producing a  modern

type." 

"Well, that's what she and the colonel both say.  They say there  ain't  anything left of that Walter Scott dignity

and chivalry in the  rising  generation; takes too much time.  You ought to see her sketch  the old  school,

highandmighty manners, as they survive among some  of the  antiques in Charlottesburg.  If that thing could

be put upon  the stage it  would be a killing success.  Makes the old gentleman  laugh in spite of  himself.  But

he's as proud of her as Punch, anyway.  Why don't you and  Mrs. March come round oftener?  Look here!  How

would it do to have a  little excursion, somewhere, after the spring  fairly gets in its work?" 


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"Reporters present?" 

"No, no! Nothing of that kind; perfectly sincere and disinterested  enjoyment." 

"Oh, a few handbills to be scattered around: "Buy Every Other  Week,"  Look out for the next number of

'Every Other Week,' 'Every  Other Week at  all the newsstands.'  Well, I'll talk it over with Mrs.  March.  I

suppose there's no great hurry." 

March told his wife of the idyllic mood in which he had left  Fulkerson at  the widow's door, and she said he

must be in love. 

"Why, of course! I wonder I didn't think of that.  But Fulkerson is  such  an impartial admirer of the whole sex

that you can't think of his  liking  one more than another.  I don't know that he showed any unjust  partiality,

though, in his talk of 'those girls,' as he called them.  And I always rather fancied that Mrs. Mandelhe's

done so much for  her,  you know; and she is such a wellbalanced, wellpreserved person,  and so  ladylike

and correct" 

"Fulkerson had the word for her: academic.  She's everything that  instruction and discipline can make of a

woman; but I shouldn't think  they could make enough of her to be in love with." 

"Well, I don't know.  The academic has its charm.  There are moods  in  which I could imagine myself in love

with an academic person.  That  regularity of line; that reasoned strictness of contour; that neatness  of  pose;

that slightly conventional but harmonious grouping of the  emotions  and moralsyou can see how it would

have its charm, the  Wedgwood in  human nature?  I wonder where Mrs. Mandel keeps her urn  and her

willow." 

"I should think she might have use for them in that family, poor  thing!"  said Mrs. March. 

"Ah, that reminds me," said her husband, "that we had another talk  with  the old gentleman, this afternoon,

about Fulkerson's literary,  artistic,  and advertising orgie, and it's postponed till October." 

"The later the better, I should think," said Mrs: March, who did  not  really think about it at all, but whom the

date fixed for it  caused to  think of the intervening time.  "We have got to consider  what we will do  about the

summer, before long, Basil." 

"Oh, not yet, not yet," he pleaded; with that man's willingness to  abide  in the present, which is so trying to a

woman.  "It's only the  end of  April." 

"It will be the end of June before we know.  And these people  wanting the  Boston house another year

complicates it.  We can't spend  the summer  there, as we planned." 

"They oughtn't to have offered us an increased rent; they have  taken an  advantage of us." 

"I don't know that it matters," said Mrs. March.  "I had decided  not to  go there." 

"Had you?  This is a surprise." 

"Everything is a surprise to you, Basil, when it happens." 

"True; I keep the world fresh, that way." 


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"It wouldn't have been any change to go from one city to another  for the  summer.  We might as well have

stayed in New York." 

"Yes, I wish we had stayed," said March, idly humoring a conception  of  the accomplished fact.  "Mrs. Green

would have let us have the  gimcrackery very cheap for the summer months; and we could have made  all  sorts

of nice little excursions and trips off and been twice as  well as  if we had spent the summer away." 

"Nonsense!  You know we couldn't spend the summer in New York." 

"I know I could." 

"What stuff!  You couldn't manage." 

"Oh yes, I could.  I could take my meals at Fulkerson's widow's; or  at  Maroni's, with poor old Lindau: he's got

to dining there again.  Or, I  could keep house, and he could dine with me here." 

There was a teasing look in March's eyes, and he broke into a  laugh, at  the firmness with which his wife said:

"I think if there is  to be any  housekeeping, I will stay, too; and help to look after it.  I would try  not intrude

upon you and your guest." 

"Oh, we should be only too glad to have you join us," said March,  playing  with fire. 

"Very well, then, I wish you would take him off to Maroni's, the  next  time he comes to dine here!" cried his

wife. 

The experiment of making March's old friend free of his house had  not  given her all the pleasure that so kind

a thing ought to have  afforded so  good a woman.  She received Lindau at first with robust  benevolence, and

the high resolve not to let any of his little  peculiarities alienate her  from a sense of his claim upon her

sympathy  and gratitude, not only as a  man who had been so generously fond of  her husband in his youth, but

a  hero who had suffered for her country.  Her theory was that his  mutilation must not be ignored, but must be

kept in mind as a monument of  his sacrifice, and she fortified Bella  with this conception, so that the  child

bravely sat next his maimed  arm at table and helped him to dishes  he could not reach, and cut up  his meat for

him.  As for Mrs. March  herself, the thought of his  mutilation made her a little faint; she was  not without a

bewildered  resentment of its presence as a sort of  oppression.  She did not like  his drinking so much of

March's beer,  either; it was no harm, but it  was somehow unworthy, out of character  with a hero of the war.

But  what she really could not reconcile herself  to was the violence of  Lindau's sentiments concerning the

whole political  and social fabric.  She did not feel sure that he should be allowed to  say such things  before the

children, who had been nurtured in the faith  of Bunker Hill  and Appomattox, as the beginning and the end of

all  possible progress  in human rights.  As a woman she was naturally an  aristocrat, but as  an American she

was theoretically a democrat; and it  astounded, it  alarmed her, to hear American democracy denounced as a

shuffling  evasion.  She had never cared much for the United States  Senate, but  she doubted if she ought to sit

by when it was railed at as a  rich  man's club.  It shocked her to be told that the rich and poor were  not  equal

before the law in a country where justice must be paid for at  every step in fees and costs, or where a poor man

must go to war in  his  own person, and a rich man might hire someone to go in his.  Mrs.  March  felt that this

rebellious mind in Lindau really somehow outlawed  him from  sympathy, and retroactively undid his past

suffering for the  country: she  had always particularly valued that provision of the law,  because in  forecasting

all the possible mischances that might befall  her own son,  she had been comforted by the thought that if there

ever  was another war,  and Tom were drafted, his father could buy him a  substitute.  Compared  with such

blasphemy as this, Lindau's  declaration that there was not  equality of opportunity in America, and  that fully

onehalf the people  were debarred their right to the  pursuit of happiness by the hopeless  conditions of their

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when  Lindau met her arguments with  facts and reasons which she felt she was  merely not sufficiently

instructed to combat, and he was not quite  gentlemanly to urge.  "I am  afraid for the effect on the children,"

she  said to her husband.  "Such perfectly distorted ideasTom will be ruined  by them." 

"Oh, let Tom find out where they're false," said March.  "It will  be good  exercise for his faculties of research.

At any rate, those  things are  getting said nowadays; he'll have to hear them sooner or  later." 

"Had he better hear them at home?"  demanded his wife. 

"Why, you know, as you're here to refute them, Isabel," he teased,  "perhaps it's the best place.  But don't mind

poor old Lindau, my  dear.  He says himself that his parg is worse than his pidte, you  know." 

"Ah, it's too late now to mind him," she sighed.  In a moment of  rash  good feeling, or perhaps an exalted

conception of duty, she had  herself  proposed that Lindau should come every week and read German  with

Tom; and  it had become a question first how they could get him to  take pay for it,  and then how they could

get him to stop it.  Mrs.  March never ceased to  wonder at herself for having brought this about,  for she had

warned her  husband against making any engagement with  Lindau which would bring him  regularly to the

house: the Germans stuck  so, and were so unscrupulously  dependent.  Yet, the deed being done,  she would not

ignore the duty of  hospitality, and it was always she  who made the old man stay to their  Sundayevening tea

when he lingered  near the hour, reading Schiller and  Heine and Uhland with the boy, in  the clean shirt with

which he observed  the day; Lindau's linen was not  to be trusted during the week.  She now  concluded a season

of mournful  reflection by saying, "He will get you  into trouble, somehow, Basil." 

"Well, I don't know how, exactly.  I regard Lindau as a political  economist of an unusual type; but I shall not

let him array me against  the constituted authorities.  Short of that, I think I am safe." 

"Well, be careful, Basil; be careful.  You know you are so rash." 

"I suppose I may continue to pity him?  He is such a poor, lonely  old  fellow.  Are you really sorry he's come

into our lives, my dear?" 

"No, no; not that.  I feel as you do about it; but I wish I felt  easier  about himsure, that is, that we're not

doing wrong to let him  keep on  talking so." 

"I suspect we couldn't help it," March returned, lightly.  "It's  one of  what Lindau calls his 'brincibles' to say

what he thinks." 

II.

The Marches had no longer the gross appetite for novelty which  urges  youth to a surfeit of strange scenes,

experiences, ideas; and  makes  travel, with all its annoyances and fatigues, an inexhaustible  delight.  But there

is no doubt that the chief pleasure of their life  in New York  was from its quality of foreignness: the flavor of

olives,  which, once  tasted, can never be forgotten.  The olives may not be of  the first  excellence; they may be

a little stale, and small and poor,  to begin  with, but they are still olives, and the fond palate craves  them.  The

sort which grew in New York, on lower Sixth Avenue and in  the region  of Jefferson Market and on the soft

exposures south of  Washington Square,  were none the less acceptable because they were of  the commonest

Italian  variety. 

The Marches spent a good deal of time and money in a grocery of  that  nationality, where they found all the

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table d'hotes formed the adventure of the week, on the  day when  Mrs. March let her domestics go out, and

went herself to dine  abroad with  her husband and children; and they became adepts in the  restaurants where

they were served, and which they varied almost from  dinner to dinner.  The perfect decorum of these places,

and their  immunity from offence in  any, emboldened the Marches to experiment in  Spanish restaurants,

where  red pepper and beans insisted in every  dinner, and where once they  chanced upon a night of 'olla

podrida',  with such appeals to March's  memory of a boyish ambition to taste the  dish that he became poetic

and  then pensive over its cabbage and  carrots, peas and bacon.  For a rare  combination of international

motives they prized most the table d'hote of  a French lady, who had  taken a Spanish husband in a second

marriage, and  had a Cuban negro  for her cook, with a crosseyed Alsation for waiter,  and a slim young

SouthAmerican for cashier.  March held that some thing  of the  catholic character of these relations expressed

itself in the  generous  and tolerant variety of the dinner, which was singularly  abundant for  fifty cents, without

wine.  At one very neat French place he  got a  dinner at the same price with wine, but it was not so abundant;

and  March inquired in fruitless speculation why the table d'hote of the  Italians, a notoriously frugal and

abstemious people, should be  usually  more than you wanted at seventyfive cents and a dollar, and  that of the

French rather less at half a dollar.  He could not see  that the  frequenters were greatly different at the different

places;  they were  mostly Americans, of subdued manners and conjecturably  subdued fortunes,  with here and

there a table full of foreigners.  There was no noise and  not much smoking anywhere; March liked going  to

that neat French place  because there Madame sat enthroned and high  behind a 'comptoir' at one  side of the

room, and every body saluted  her in going out.  It was there  that a gentlelooking young couple  used to dine,

in whom the Marches  became effectlessly interested,  because they thought they looked like  that when they

were young.  The  wife had an aesthetic dress, and defined  her pretty head by wearing  her backhair pulled up

very tight under her  bonnet; the husband had  dreamy eyes set wide apart under a pure forehead.  "They are

artists,  August, I think," March suggested to the waiter, when  he had vainly  asked about them.  "Oh, hartis,

cedenly," August consented;  but Heaven  knows whether they were, or what they were: March never  learned. 

This immunity from acquaintance, this touchand go quality in their  New  York sojourn, this almost loss of

individuality at times, after  the  intense identification of their Boston life, was a relief, though  Mrs.  March had

her misgivings, and questioned whether it were not  perhaps too  relaxing to the moral fibre.  March refused to

explore his  conscience;  he allowed that it might be so; but he said he liked now  and then to feel  his

personality in that state of solution.  They went  and sat a good deal  in the softening evenings among the

infants and  dotards of Latin  extraction in Washington Square, safe from all who  ever knew them,  and enjoyed

the advancing season, which thickened the  foliage of the  trees and flattered out of sight the church warden's

Gothic of the  University Building.  The infants were sometimes cross,  and cried in  their weary mothers' or

little sisters' arms; but they  did not disturb  the dotards, who slept, some with their heads fallen  forward, and

some  with their heads fallen back; March arbitrarily  distinguished those with  the drooping faces as tipsy and

ashamed to  confront the public.  The small Italian children raced up and down the  asphalt paths, playing

American games of tag and hide andwhoop;  larger boys passed ball, in  training for potential championships.

The  Marches sat and mused, or  quarrelled fitfully about where they should  spend the summer, like  sparrows,

he once said, till the electric  lights began to show distinctly  among the leaves, and they looked  round and

found the infants and dotards  gone and the benches filled  with lovers.  That was the signal for the  Marches to

go home.  He said  that the spectacle of so much courtship as  the eye might take in there  at a glance was not,

perhaps, oppressive, but  the thought that at the  same hour the same thing was going on all over  the country,

wherever  two young fools could get together, was more than  he could bear; he  did not deny that it was

natural, and, in a measure.  authorized, but  he declared that it was hackneyed ; and the fact that it  must go on

forever, as long as the race lasted, made him tired. 

At home, generally, they found that the children had not missed  them, and  were perfectly safe.  It was one of

the advantages of a flat  that they  could leave the children there whenever they liked without  anxiety.  They

liked better staying there than wandering about in the  evening with their  parents, whose excursions seemed to

them somewhat  aimless, and their  pleasures insipid.  They studied, or read, or  looked out of the window at  the

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some  little girls in the house, but  in a ceremonious way; Tom had formed no  friendships among the boys at

school such as he had left in Boston; as  nearly as he could explain, the  New York fellows carried canes at an

age when they would have had them  broken for them by the other boys at  Boston; and they were both

sissyish  and fast.  It was probably  prejudice; he never could say exactly what  their demerits were, and  neither

he nor Bella was apparently so homesick  as they pretended,  though they answered inquirers, the one that New

York  was a hole, and  the other that it was horrid, and that all they lived for  was to get  back to Boston.  In the

mean time they were thrown much upon  each  other for society, which March said was well for both of them;

he  did  not mind their cultivating a little gloom and the sense of a common  wrong; it made them better

comrades, and it was providing them with  amusing reminiscences for the future.  They really enjoyed

Bohemianizing  in that harmless way: though Tom had his doubts of its  respectability; he  was very punctilious

about his sister, and went  round from his own school  every day to fetch her home from hers.  The  whole

family went to the  theatre a good deal, and enjoyed themselves  together in their desultory  explorations of the

city. 

They lived near Greenwich Village, and March liked strolling  through its  quaintness toward the waterside on

a Sunday, when a  hereditary  Sabbatarianism kept his wife at home; he made her observe  that it even  kept her

at home from church.  He found a lingering  quality of pure  Americanism in the region, and he said the very

bells  called to worship  in a nasal tone.  He liked the streets of small  brick houses, with here  and there one

painted red, and the mortar  lines picked out in white, and  with now and then a fine wooden portal  of fluted

pillars and a bowed  transom.  The rear of the  tenementhouses showed him the picturesqueness  of

clotheslines  fluttering far aloft, as in Florence; and the new  apartmenthouses,  breaking the old skyline

with their towering stories,  implied a life  as alien to the American manner as anything in continental  Europe.

In  fact, foreign faces and foreign tongues prevailed in  Greenwich  Village, but no longer German or even Irish

tongues or faces.  The eyes  and earrings of Italians twinkled in and out of the alleyways  and  basements, and

they seemed to abound even in the streets, where long  ranks of trucks drawn up in Sunday rest along the

curbstones suggested  the presence of a race of sturdier strength than theirs.  March liked  the  swarthy, strange

visages; he found nothing menacing for the future  in  them; for wickedness he had to satisfy himself as he

could with the  sneering, insolent, cleanshaven mug of some rare American of the  b'hoy  type, now almost as

extinct in New York as the dodo or the  volunteer  fireman.  When he had found his way, among the

ashbarrels  and the groups  of decently dressed churchgoers, to the docks, he  experienced a  sufficient

excitement in the recent arrival of a French  steamer, whose  sheds were thronged with hacks and

expresswagons, and  in a tacit inquiry  into the emotions of the passengers, fresh from the  cleanliness of

Paris,  and now driving up through the filth of those  streets. 

Some of the streets were filthier than others; there was at least a  choice; there were boxes and barrels of

kitchen offal on all the  sidewalks, but not everywhere manureheaps, and in some places the  stench  was

mixed with the more savory smell of cooking.  One Sunday  morning,  before the winter was quite gone, the

sight of the frozen  refuse melting  in heaps, and particularly the loathsome edges of the  rotting ice near  the

gutters, with the strata of wastepaper and straw  litter, and egg   shells and orange peel, potatoskins and

cigarstumps, made him unhappy.  He gave a whimsical shrug for the  squalor of the neighboring houses, and

said to himself rather than the  boy who was with him: "It's curious,  isn't it, how fond the poor  people are of

these unpleasant thoroughfares?  You always find them  living in the worst streets." 

"The burden of all the wrong in the world comes on the poor," said  the  boy.  "Every sort of fraud and

swindling hurts them the worst.  The city  wastes the money it's paid to clean the streets with, and  the poor

have  to suffer, for they can't afford to pay twice, like the  rich." 

March stopped short.  "Hallo, Tom!.  Is that your wisdom?" 

"It's what Mr. Lindau says," answered the boy, doggedly, as if not  pleased to have his ideas mocked at, even

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"And you didn't tell him that the poor lived in dirty streets  because  they liked them, and were too lazy and

worthless to have them  cleaned?" 

"No; I didn't." 

"I'm surprised.  What do you think of Lindau, generally speaking,  Tom?" 

"Well, sir, I don't like the way he talks about some things.  I  don't  suppose this country is perfect, but I think

it's about the best  there  is, and it don't do any good to look at its drawbacks all the  time." 

"Sound, my son," said March, putting his hand on the boy's shoulder  and  beginning to walk on.  "Well?" 

"Well, then, he says that it isn't the public frauds only that the  poor  have to pay for, but they have to pay for

all the vices of the  rich; that  when a speculator fails, or a bank cashier defaults, or a  firm suspends,  or hard

times come, it's the poor who have to give up  necessaries where  the rich give up luxuries." 

"Well, well!  And then?" 

"Well, then I think the crank comes in, in Mr. Lindau.  He says  there's  no need of failures or frauds or hard

times.  It's ridiculous.  There  always have been and there always will be.  But if you tell him  that, it  seems to

make him perfectly furious." 

March repeated the substance of this talk to his wife.  "I'm glad  to know  that Tom can see through such

ravings.  He has lots of good  common  sense." 

It was the afternoon of the same Sunday, and they were sauntering  up  Fifth Avenue, and admiring the wide

old double houses at the lower  end;  at one corner they got a distinct pleasure out of the gnarled  elbows that  a

pollarded wistaria leaned upon the top of a garden  wallfor its  convenience in looking into the street, he

said.  The  line of these  comfortable dwellings, once so fashionable, was  continually broken by the  facades of

shops; and March professed  himself vulgarized by a want of  style in the people they met in their  walk to

Twentythird Street. 

"Take me somewhere to meet my fellowexclusives, Isabel," he  demanded.  "I pine for the society of my

peers." 

He hailed a passing omnibus, and made his wife get on the roof with  him.  "Think of our doing such a thing in

Boston!" she sighed, with a  little  shiver of satisfaction in her immunity from recognition and  comment. 

"You wouldn't be afraid to do it in London or Paris?" 

"No; we should be strangers therejust as we are in New York.  I  wonder  how long one could be a stranger

here." 

"Oh, indefinitely, in our way of living.  The place is really vast,  so  much larger than it used to seem, and so

heterogeneous." 

When they got down very far uptown, and began to walk back by  Madison  Avenue, they found themselves

in a different population from  that they  dwelt among; not heterogeneous at all; very homogeneous, and

almost  purely American; the only qualification was American Hebrew.  Such a well  dressed, wellsatisfied,

wellfed looking crowd poured  down the broad  sidewalks before the handsome, stupid houses that March

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Sunday afternoon parade,  which seemed  to be a thing of custom, represented the best form among  the young

people  of that region; he wished he knew; he blamed himself  for becoming of a  fastidious conjecture; he

could not deny the fashion  and the richness and  the indigeneity of the spectacle; the promenaders  looked

NewYorky; they  were the sort of people whom you would know for  NewYorkers elsewhere,  so well

equipped and so perfectly kept at all  points.  Their silk hats  shone, and their boots; their frocks had the  right

distension behind, and  their bonnets perfect poise and  distinction. 

The Marches talked of these and other facts of their appearance,  and  curiously questioned whether this were

the best that a great  material  civilization could come to; it looked a little dull.  The  men's faces  were shrewd

and alert, and yet they looked dull; the  women's were pretty  and knowing, and yet dull.  It was, probably, the

holiday expression of  the vast, prosperous commercial class, with  unlimited money, and no  ideals that money

could not realize; fashion  and comfort were all that  they desired to compass, and the culture  that furnishes

showily, that  decorates and that tells; the culture,  say, of plays and operas, rather  than books. 

Perhaps the observers did the promenaders injustice; they might not  have  been as commonminded as they

looked.  "But," March said, "I  understand  now why the poor people don't come up here and live in this  clean,

handsome, respectable quarter of the town; they would be bored  to death.  On the whole, I think I should

prefer Mott Street myself." 

In other walks the Marches tried to find some of the streets they  had  wandered through the first day of their

wedding journey in New  York, so  long ago. They could not make sure of them; but once they ran  down to the

Battery, and easily made sure of that, though not in its  old aspect.  They recalled the hot morning, when they

sauntered over  the trodden weed  that covered the sickly grassplots there, and  sentimentalized the  sweltering

paupers who had crept out of the  squalid tenements about for a  breath of air after a sleepless night.  Now the

paupers were gone, and  where the old mansions that had fallen  to their use once stood, there  towered aloft

and abroad those heights  and masses of manystoried brick  work for which architecture has yet  no proper

form and aesthetics no  name.  The trees and shrubs, all in  their young spring green, blew  briskly over the

guarded turf in the  south wind that came up over the  water; and in the wellpaved alleys  the ghosts of

eighteenthcentury  fashion might have met each other in  their old haunts, and exchanged  stately

congratulations upon its  vastly bettered condition, and perhaps  puzzled a little over the  colossal lady on

Bedloe's Island, with her  lifted torch, and still  more over the curving tracks and chaletstations  of the

Elevated road.  It is an outlook of unrivalled beauty across the  bay, that smokes and  flashes with the in

numerable stacks and sails of  commerce, to the  hills beyond, where the moving forest of masts halts at  the

shore, and  roots itself in the groves of the many villaged uplands.  The Marches  paid the charming prospects a

willing duty, and rejoiced in  it as  generously as if it had been their own.  Perhaps it was, they  decided.  He said

people owned more things in common than they were apt  to  think; and they drew the consolations of

proprietorship from the  excellent management of Castle Garden, which they penetrated for a  moment's

glimpse of the huge rotunda, where the immigrants first set  foot  on our continent.  It warmed their hearts, so

easily moved to any  cheap  sympathy, to see the friendly care the nation took of these  humble  guests; they

found it even pathetic to hear the proper  authority calling  out the names of such as had kin or acquaintance

waiting there to meet  them.  No one appeared troubled or anxious; the  officials had a  conscientious civility;

the government seemed to  manage their welcome as  well as a private company or corporation could  have

done.  In fact, it  was after the simple strangers had left the  government care that March  feared their woes

might begin; and he would  have liked the government to  follow each of them to his home, wherever  he meant

to fix it within our  borders.  He made note of the looks of  the licensed runners and touters  waiting for the

immigrants outside  the government premises; he intended  to work them up into a dramatic  effect in some

sketch, but they remained  mere material in his  memorandumbook, together with some quaint old  houses on

the Sixth  Avenue road, which he had noticed on the way down.  On the way up,  these were superseded in his

regard by some hiproof  structures on the  Ninth Avenue, which he thought more Dutchlooking.  The

perspectives of  the crossstreets toward the river were very lively,  with their  turmoil of trucks and cars and

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dancing water.  At a very noisy corner, clangorous with some  sort of  ironworking, he made his wife enjoy

with him the quiet sarcasm of  an  inn that called itself the Homelike Hotel, and he speculated at  fantastic

length on the gentle associations of one who should have  passed  his youth under its roof. 

III.

First and last, the Marches did a good deal of travel on the  Elevated  roads, which, he said, gave you such

glimpses of material  aspects in the  city as some violent invasion of others' lives might  afford in human

nature.  Once, when the impulse of adventure was very  strong in them,  they went quite the length of the West

Side lines, and  saw the city  pushing its way by irregular advances into the country.  Some spaces,  probably

held by the owners for that rise in value which  the industry of  others providentially gives to the land of the

wise  and good, it left  vacant comparatively far down the road, and built up  others at remoter  points.  It was a

world of lofty apartment houses  beyond the Park,  springing up in isolated blocks, with stretches of  invaded

rusticity  between, and here and there an old countryseat  standing dusty in its  budding vines with the ground

before it in rocky  upheaval for city  foundations.  But wherever it went or wherever it  paused, New York gave

its peculiar stamp; and the adventurers were  amused to find One Hundred  and Twentyfifth Street inchoately

like  Twentythird Street and  Fourteenth Street in its shops and shoppers.  The butchers' shops and  milliners'

shops on the avenue might as well  have been at Tenth as at One  Hundredth Street. 

The adventurers were not often so adventurous.  They recognized  that in  their willingness to let their fancy

range for them, and to  let  speculation do the work of inquiry, they were no longer young.  Their  point of view

was singularly unchanged, and their impressions  of New York  remained the same that they had been fifteen

years before:  huge, noisy,  ugly, kindly, it seemed to them now as it seemed then.  The main  difference was

that they saw it more now as a life, and then  they only  regarded it as a spectacle; and March could not release

himself from a  sense of complicity with it, no matter what whimsical,  or alien, or  critical attitude he took.  A

sense of the striving and  the suffering  deeply possessed him; and this grew the more intense as  he gained

some  knowledge of the forces at workforces of pity, of  destruction, of  perdition, of salvation.  He wandered

about on Sunday  not only through  the streets, but into this tabernacle and that, as  the spirit moved him,  and

listened to those who dealt with  Christianity as a system of  economics as well as a religion.  He could  not get

his wife to go with  him; she listened to his report of what he  heard, and trembled; it all  seemed fantastic and

menacing.  She  lamented the literary peace, the  intellectual refinement of the life  they had left behind them;

and he  owned it was very pretty, but he  said it was not lifeit was deathin  life.  She liked to hear him  talk

in that strain of virtuous self  denunciation, but she asked him,  "Which of your prophets are you going to

follow?" and he answered:  "Allall!  And a fresh one every Sunday."  And so they got their laugh  out of it at

last, but with some sadness at  heart, and with a dim  consciousness that they had got their laugh out of  too

many things in  life. 

What really occupied and compassed his activities, in spite of his  strenuous reveries of work beyond it, was

his editorship.  On its  social  side it had not fulfilled all the expectations which  Fulkerson's radiant  sketch of its

duties and relations had caused him  to form of it.  Most of  the contributions came from a distance; even  the

articles written in New  York reached him through the post, and so  far from having his valuable  time, as they

called it, consumed in  interviews with his collaborators,  he rarely saw any of them.  The boy  on the stairs,

who was to fence him  from importunate visitors, led a  life of luxurious disoccupation, and  whistled almost

uninterruptedly.  When any one came, March found himself  embarrassed and a little  anxious.  The visitors

were usually young men,  terribly respectful,  but cherishing, as he imagined, ideals and opinions  chasmally

different from his; and he felt in their presence something  like an  anachronism, something like a fraud.  He

tried to freshen up his  sympathies on them, to get at what they were really thinking and  feeling,  and it was

some time before he could understand that they  were not really  thinking and feeling anything of their own

concerning  their art, but were  necessarily, in their quality of young,  inexperienced men, mere  acceptants of

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tremendously progressive, as  others were.  Certain of them called  themselves realists, certain  romanticists; but

none of them seemed to  know what realism was, or what  romanticism; they apparently supposed  the

difference a difference of  material.  March had imagined himself  taking home to lunch or dinner the  aspirants

for editorial favor whom  he liked, whether he liked their work  or not; but this was not an easy  matter.  Those

who were at all  interesting seemed to have engagements  and preoccupations; after two or  three experiments

with the bashfuller  sortthose who had come up to the  metropolis with manuscripts in  their hands, in the

good old literary  traditionhe wondered whether  he was otherwise like them when he was  young like them.

He could not  flatter himself that he was not; and yet  he had a hope that the world  had grown worse since his

time, which his  wife encouraged: 

Mrs. March was not eager to pursue the hospitalities which she had  at  first imagined essential to the literary

prosperity of 'Every Other  Week'; her family sufficed her; she would willingly have seen no one  out  of it but

the strangers at the weekly tabled'hote dinner, or the  audiences at the theatres.  March's devotion to his work

made him  reluctant to delegate it to any one; and as the summer advanced, and  the  question of where to go

grew more vexed, he showed a man's base  willingness to shirk it for himself by not going anywhere.  He

asked  his  wife why she did not go somewhere with the children, and he joined  her in  a search for

nonmalarial regions on the map when she consented  to  entertain this notion.  But when it came to the point

she would not  go;  he offered to go with her then, and then she would not let him.  She said  she knew he would

be anxious about his work; he protested  that he could  take it with him to any distance within a few hours, but

she would not be  persuaded.  She would rather he stayed; the effect  would be better with  Mr. Fulkerson; they

could make excursions, and  they could all get off a  week or two to the seashore near Bostonthe  only real

seashorein  August.  The excursions were practically  confined to a single day at  Coney Island; and once

they got as far as  Boston on the way to the  seashore near Boston; that is, Mrs. March and  the children went;

an  editorial exigency kept March at the last  moment.  The Boston streets  seemed very queer and clean and

empty to  the children, and the buildings  little; in the horsecars the Boston  faces seemed to arraign their

mother  with a downdrawn severity that  made her feel very guilty.  She knew that  this was merely the Puritan

mask, the cast of a dead civilization, which  people of very amiable  and tolerant minds were doomed to wear,

and she  sighed to think that  less than a year of the heterogeneous gayety of New  York should have  made her

afraid of it.  The sky seemed cold and gray;  the east wind,  which she had always thought so delicious in

summer, cut  her to the  heart.  She took her children up to the South End, and in the  pretty  square where they

used to live they stood before their alienated  home,  and looked up at its closeshuttered windows.  The

tenants must  have  been away, but Mrs. March had not the courage to ring and make sure,  though she had

always promised herself that she would go all over the  house when she came back, and see how they had

used it; she could  pretend  a desire for something she wished to take away.  She knew she  could not  bear it

now; and the children did not seem eager.  She did  not push on to  the seaside; it would be forlorn there

without their  father; she was glad  to go back to him in the immense, friendly  homelessness of New York, and

hold him answerable for the change, in  her heart or her mind, which made  its shapeless tumult a refuge and a

consolation. 

She found that he had been giving the cook a holiday, and dining  about  hither and thither with Fulkerson.

Once he had dined with him  at the  widow's (as they always called Mrs. Leighton), and then had  spent the

evening there, and smoked with Fulkerson and Colonel  Woodburn on the  gallery overlooking the back yard.

They were all  spending the summer in  New York.  The widow had got so good an offer  for her house at St.

Barnaby for the summer that she could not refuse  it; and the Woodburns  found New York a wateringplace

of exemplary  coolness after the burning  Augusts and Septembers of Charlottesburg. 

"You can stand it well enough in our climate, sir," the colonel  explained, "till you come to the September

heat, that sometimes runs  well  into October; and then you begin to lose your temper, sir.  It's  never  quite so

hot as it is in New York at times, but it's hot longer,  sir."  He alleged, as if something of the sort were

necessary, the  example of a  famous Southwestern editor who spent all his summers in a  New York hotel  as

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the mountains or the sea,  and then hurrying back at the promise of  cooler weather.  The colonel had  not found

it necessary to do this  yet; and he had been reluctant to leave  town, where he was working up  a branch of the

inquiry which had so long  occupied him, in the  libraries, and studying the great problem of labor  and poverty

as it  continually presented itself to him in the streets.  He said that he  talked with all sorts of people, whom he

found  monstrously civil, if  you took them in the right way; and he went  everywhere in the city  without fear

and apparently without danger.  March  could not find out  that he had ridden his hobby into the homes of want

which he visited,  or had proposed their enslavement to the inmates as a  short and simple  solution of the great

question of their lives; he  appeared to have  contented himself with the collection of facts for the  persuasion of

the cultivated classes.  It seemed to March a confirmation  of this  impression that the colonel should address

his deductions from  these  facts so unsparingly to him; he listened with a respectful  patience,  for which

Fulkerson afterward personally thanked him.  Fulkerson said  it was not often the colonel found such a good

listener;  generally  nobody listened but Mrs. Leighton, who thought his ideas were  shocking, but honored him

for holding them so conscientiously.  Fulkerson  was glad that March, as the literary department, had  treated

the old  gentleman so well, because there was an open feud  between him and the art  department.  Beaton was

outrageously rude,  Fulkerson must say; though as  for that, the old colonel seemed quite  able to take care of

himself, and  gave Beaton an unqualified contempt  in return for his unmannerliness.  The worst of it was, it

distressed  the old lady so; she admired Beaton as  much as she respected the  colonel, and she admired Beaton,

Fulkerson  thought, rather more than  Miss Leighton did; he asked March if he had  noticed them together.

March had noticed them, but without any very  definite impression  except that Beaton seemed to give the

whole evening  to the girl.  Afterward he recollected that he had fancied her rather  harassed by  his devotion,

and it was this point that he wished to present  for his  wife's opinion. 

"Girls often put on that air," she said.  "It's one of their ways  of  teasing.  But then, if the man was really very

much in love, and  she was  only enough in love to be uncertain of herself, she might very  well seem  troubled.

It would be a very serious question.  Girls often  don't know  what to do in such a case." 

"Yes," said March, "I've often been glad that I was not a girl, on  that  account.  But I guess that on general

principles Beaton is not  more in  love than she is.  I couldn't imagine that young man being  more in love  with

anybody, unless it was himself.  He might be more in  love with  himself than any one else was." 

"Well, he doesn't interest me a great deal, and I can't say Miss  Leighton  does, either.  I think she can take care

of herself.  She has  herself  very well in hand." 

"Why so censorious?"  pleaded March.  "I don't defend her for  having  herself in hand; but is it a fault?" 

Mrs. March did not say.  She asked, "And how does Mr. Fulkerson's  affair  get on?" 

"His affair?  You really think it is one?  Well, I've fancied so  myself,  and I've had an idea of some time asking

him; Fulkerson  strikes one as  truly domesticable, conjugable at heart; but I've  waited for him to  speak." 

"I should think so." 

"Yes.  He's never opened on the subject yet.  Do you know, I think  Fulkerson has his moments of delicacy." 

"Moments! He's all delicacy in regard to women." 

"Well, perhaps so.  There is nothing in them to rouse his  advertising  instincts." 


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The Dryfoos family stayed in town till August. Then the father went  West  again to look after his interests;

and Mrs. Mandel took the two  girls to  one of the great hotels in Saratoga.  Fulkerson said that he  had never

seen anything like Saratoga for fashion, and Mrs. Mandel  remembered that  in her own young ladyhood this

was so for at least  some weeks of the  year.  She had been too far withdrawn from fashion  since her marriage

to  know whether it was still so or not.  In this,  as in so many other  matters, the Dryfoos family helplessly

relied upon  Fulkerson, in spite of  Dryfoos's angry determination that he should  not run the family, and in

spite of Christine's doubt of his  omniscience; if he did not know  everything, she was aware that he knew

more than herself.  She thought  that they had a right to have him go  with them to Saratoga, or at least  go up

and engage their rooms  beforehand; but Fulkerson did not offer to  do either, and she did not  quite see her way

to commanding his services.  The young ladies took  what Mela called splendid dresses with them; they  sat in

the park of  tall, slim trees which the hotel's quadrangle  enclosed, and listened  to the music in the morning, or

on the long piazza  in the afternoon  and looked at the driving in the street, or in the vast  parlors by  night,

where all the other ladies were, and they felt that  they were  of the best there.  But they knew nobody, and Mrs.

Mandel was  so  particular that Mela was prevented from continuing the acquaintance  even of the few young

men who danced with her at the Saturdaynight  hops.  They drove about, but they went to places without

knowing why,  except  that the carriage man took them, and they had all the  privileges of a  proud exclusivism

without desiring them.  Once a  motherly matron seemed  to perceive their isolation, and made overtures  to

them, but then  desisted, as if repelled by Christine's suspicion,  or by Mela's too  instant and hilarious

goodfellowship, which  expressed itself in hoarse  laughter and in a flow of talk full of  topical and syntactical

freedom.  From time to time she offered to bet  Christine that if Mr. Fulkerson was  only there they would have

a good  time; she wondered what they were all  doing in New York, where she  wished herself; she rallied her

sister about  Beaton, and asked her why  she did not write and tell him to come up  there. 

Mela knew that Christine had expected Beaton to follow them.  Some  banter  had passed between them to this

effect; he said he should take  them in on  his way home to Syracuse.  Christine would not have  hesitated to

write to  him and remind him of his promise; but she had  learned to distrust her  literature with Beaton since he

had laughed at  the spelling in a scrap of  writing which dropped out of her musicbook  one night.  She

believed that  he would not have laughed if he had  known it was hers; but she felt that  she could hide better

the  deficiencies which were not committed to paper;  she could manage with  him in talking; she was too

ignorant of her  ignorance to recognize the  mistakes she made then.  Through her own  passion she perceived

that  she had some kind of fascination for him; she  was graceful, and she  thought it must be that; she did not

understand  that there was a kind  of beauty in her small, irregular features that  piqued and haunted his  artistic

sense, and a look in her black eyes  beyond her intelligence  and intention.  Once he sketched her as they sat

together, and  flattered the portrait without getting what he wanted in  it; he said  he must try her some time in

color; and he said things which,  when she  made Mela repeat them, could only mean that he admired her more

than  anybody else.  He came fitfully, but he came often, and she rested  content in a girl's indefiniteness

concerning the affair; if her  thought  went beyond lovemaking to marriage, she believed that she  could have

him  if she wanted him.  Her father's money counted in this;  she divined that  Beaton was poor; but that made

no difference; she  would have enough for  both; the money would have counted as an  irresistible attraction if

there  had been no other. 

The affair had gone on in spite of the sidelong looks of restless  dislike  with which Dryfoos regarded it; but

now when Beaton did not  come to  Saratoga it necessarily dropped, and Christine's content with  it.  She  bore

the trial as long as she could; she used pride and  resentment  against it; but at last she could not bear it, and

with  Mela's help she  wrote a letter, bantering Beaton on his stay in New  York, and playfully  boasting of

Saratoga.  It seemed to them both that  it was a very bright  letter, and would be sure to bring him; they  would

have had no scruple  about sending it but for the doubt they had  whether they had got some of  the words right.

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difference if  they were wrong.  But Christine  could not endure to think of that laugh  of Beaton's, and there

remained only Mrs. Mandel as authority on the  spelling.  Christine  dreaded her authority on other points, but

Mela said  she knew she  would not interfere, and she undertook to get round her.  Mrs. Mandel  pronounced the

spelling bad, and the taste worse; she forbade  them to  send the letter; and Mela failed to get round her, though

she  threatened, if Mrs. Mandel would not tell her how to spell the wrong  words, that she would send the letter

as it was; then Mrs. Mandel said  that if Mr. Beaton appeared in Saratoga she would instantly take them  both

home.  When Mela reported this result, Christine accused her of  having mismanaged the whole business; she

quarrelled with her, and  they  called each other names.  Christine declared that she would not  stay in  Saratoga,

and that if Mrs. Mandel did not go back to New York  with her  she should go alone.  They returned the first

week in  September; but by  that time Beaton had gone to see his people in  Syracuse. 

Conrad Dryfoos remained at home with his mother after his father  went  West.  He had already taken such a

vacation as he had been  willing to  allow himself, and had spent it on a charity farm near the  city, where  the

fathers with whom he worked among the poor on the East  Side in the  winter had sent some of their wards for

the summer.  It  was not possible  to keep his recreation a secret at the office, and  Fulkerson found a  pleasure in

figuring the jolly time Brother Conrad  must have teaching  farm work among those paupers and potential

reprobates.  He invented  details of his experience among them, and  March could not always help  joining in

the laugh at Conrad's humorless  helplessness under Fulkerson's  burlesque denunciation of a summer  outing

spent in such dissipation. 

They had time for a great deal of joking at the office during the  season  of leisure which penetrates in August

to the very heart of  business, and  they all got on terms of greater intimacy if not greater  friendliness  than

before.  Fulkerson had not had so long to do with  the advertising  side of human nature without developing a

vein of  cynicism, of no great  depth, perhaps, but broad, and underlying his  whole point of view; he  made

light of Beaton's solemnity, as he made  light of Conrad's humanity.  The art editor, with abundant sarcasm,

had  no more humor than the  publisher, and was an easy prey in the  manager's hands; but when he had  been

led on by Fulkerson's flatteries  to make some betrayal of egotism,  he brooded over it till he had  thought how

to revenge himself in  elaborate insult.  For Beaton's  talent Fulkerson never lost his  admiration; but his joke

was to  encourage him to give himself airs of  being the sole source of the  magazine's prosperity.  No bait of

this sort  was too obvious for  Beaton to swallow; he could be caught with it as  often as Fulkerson  chose;

though he was ordinarily suspicious as to the  motives of people  in saying things.  With March he got on no

better than  at first.  He  seemed to be lying in wait for some encroachment of the  literary  department on the art

department, and he met it now and then  with  anticipative reprisal.  After these rebuffs, the editor delivered

him  over to the manager, who could turn Beaton's contrarymindedness to  account by asking the reverse of

what he really wanted done.  This was  what Fulkerson said; the fact was that he did get on with Beaton and

March contented himself with musing upon the contradictions of a  character at once so vain and so offensive,

so fickle and so sullen,  so  conscious and so simple. 

After the first jarring contact with Dryfoos, the editor ceased to  feel  the disagreeable fact of the old man's

mastery of the financial  situation.  None of the chances which might have made it painful  occurred; the

control of the whole affair remained in Fulkerson's  hands;  before he went West again, Dryfoos had ceased to

come about the  office,  as if, having once worn off the novelty of the sense of owning  a literary  periodical, he

was no longer interested in it. 

Yet it was a relief, somehow, when he left town, which he did not  do  without coming to take a formal leave

of the editor at his office.  He seemed willing to leave March with a better impression than he had  hitherto

troubled himself to make; he even said some civil things  about  the magazine, as if its success pleased him;

and he spoke openly  to March  of his hope that his son would finally become interested in  it to the  exclusion

of the hopes and purposes which divided them.  It  seemed to  March that in the old man's warped and

toughened heart he  perceived a  disappointed love for his son greater than for his other  children; but  this might

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When Lindau  went out, March  explained to Dryfoos that he had lost his hand in the  war; and he told  him

something of Lindau's career as he had known it.  Dryfoos appeared  greatly pleased that 'Every Other Week'

was giving  Lindau work.  He said  that he had helped to enlist a good many fellows  for the war, and had  paid

money to fill up the Moffitt County quota  under the later calls for  troops.  He had never been an Abolitionist,

but he had joined the Anti  Nebraska party in '55, and he had voted  for Fremont and for every  Republican

President since then. 

At his own house March saw more of Lindau than of any other  contributor,  but the old man seemed to think

that he must transact all  his business  with March at his place of business.  The transaction had  some

peculiarities which perhaps made this necessary.  Lindau always  expected  to receive his money when he

brought his copy, as an  acknowledgment of  the immediate right of the laborer to his hire; and  he would not

take it  in a check because he did not approve of banks,  and regarded the whole  system of banking as the

capitalistic  manipulation of the people's money.  He would receive his pay only from  March's hand, because

he wished to be  understood as working for him,  and honestly earning money honestly  earned; and sometimes

March  inwardly winced a little at letting the old  man share the increase of  capital won by such speculation as

Dryfoos's,  but he shook off the  feeling.  As the summer advanced, and the artists  and classes that  employed

Lindau as a model left town one after another,  he gave  largely of his increasing leisure to the people in the

office of  'Every Other Week.'  It was pleasant for March to see the respect with  which Conrad Dryfoos always

used him, for the sake of his hurt and his  gray beard.  There was something delicate and fine in it, and there

was  nothing unkindly on Fulkerson's part in the hostilities which  usually  passed between himself and Lindau.

Fulkerson bore himself  reverently at  times, too, but it was not in him to keep that up,  especially when Lindau

appeared with more beer aboard than, as  Fulkerson said, he could manage  shipshape.  On these occasions

Fulkerson always tried to start him on the  theme of the unduly rich;  he made himself the champion of

monopolies, and  enjoyed the invectives  which Lindau heaped upon him as a slave of  capital; he said that it

did him good. 

One day, with the usual show of writhing under Lindau's scorn, he  said,  "Well, I understand that although

you despise me now, Lindau" 

"I ton't desbise you," the old man broke in, his nostrils swelling  and  his eyes flaming with excitement, "I bity

you." 

"Well, it seems to come to the same thing in the end," said  Fulkerson.  "What I understand is that you pity me

now as the slave of  capital, but  you would pity me a great deal more if I was the master  of it." 

"How you mean?" 

"If I was rich." 

"That would tebendt," said Lindau, trying to control himself.  "If  you  hat inheritedt your money, you might pe

innocent; but if you hat  mate it,  efery man that resbectedt himself would haf to ask how you  mate it, and  if

you hat mate moch, he would know" 

"Hold on; hold on, now, Lindau!  Ain't that rather unAmerican  doctrine?  We're all brought up, ain't we, to

honor the man that made  his money, and  look downor try to look down; sometimes it's  difficult on the

fellow  that his father left it to?" 

The old man rose and struck his breast.  "On Amerigan!" he roared,  and,  as he went on, his accent grew more

and more uncertain.  "What  iss  Amerigan?  Dere iss no Ameriga any more!  You start here free and  brafe,  and

you glaim for efery man de right to life, liperty, and de  bursuit of  habbiness.  And where haf you entedt?  No

man that vorks  vith his handts  among you has the liperty to bursue his habbiness.  He  iss the slafe of  some


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richer man, some gompany, some gorporation, dat  crindt him down to  the least he can lif on, and that rops

him of the  marchin of his earnings  that he knight pe habby on.  Oh, you  Amerigans, you haf cot it down  goldt,

as you say!  You ton't puy  foters; you puy lechislatures and  goncressmen; you puy gourts; you puy

gombetitors; you pay infentors not  to infent; you atfertise, and the  gountingroom sees dat de etitorial  room

toesn't tink." 

"Yes, we've got a little arrangement of that sort with March here,"  said  Fulkerson. 

"Oh, I am sawry," said the old man, contritely, "I meant noting  bersonal.  I ton't tink we are all cuilty or

gorrubt, and efen among  the rich there  are goodt men.  But gabidal"his passion rose again"  where you find

gabidal, millions of money that a man hass cot togeder  in fife, ten,  twenty years, you findt the smell of tears

and ploodt!  Dat iss what I  say.  And you cot to loog oudt for yourself when you  meet a rich man  whether you

meet an honest man." 

"Well," said Fulkerson, "I wish I was a subject of suspicion with  you,  Lindau.  Bytheway," he added, "I

understand that you think  capital was  at the bottom of the veto of that pension of yours." 

"What bension?  What feto?"  The old man flamed up again.  "No  bension  of mine was efer fetoedt.  I

renounce my bension, begause I  would sgorn  to dake money from a gofernment that I ton't peliefe in  any

more.  Where  you hear that story?" 

"Well, I don't know," said Fulkerson, rather embarrassed.  "It's  common  talk." 

"It's a gommon lie, then!  When the time gome dat dis iss a free  gountry  again, then I dake a bension again for

my woundts; but I would  sdarfe  before I dake a bension now from a rebublic dat iss bought oap  by

monobolies, and ron by drusts and gompines, and railroadts andt oil  gompanies." 

"Look out, Lindau," said Fulkerson.  "You bite yourself mit dat dog  some  day."  But when the old man, with a

ferocious gesture of  renunciation,  whirled out of the place, he added: "I guess I went a  little too far that  time.

I touched him on a sore place; I didn't  mean to; I heard some talk  about his pension being vetoed from Miss

Leighton."  He addressed these  exculpations to March's grave face, and  to the pitying deprecation in the  eyes

of Conrad Dryfoos, whom  Lindau's roaring wrath had summoned to the  door.  "But I'll make it  all right with

him the next time he comes.  I  didn't know he was  loaded, or I wouldn't have monkeyed with him." 

"Lindau does himself injustice when he gets to talking in that  way," said  March.  "I hate to hear him.  He's as

good an American as  any of us; and  it's only because he has too high an ideal of us" 

"Oh, go on! Rub it inrub it in!" cried Fulkerson, clutching his  hair in  suffering, which was not altogether

burlesque.  "How did I  know he had  renounced his 'bension'?  Why didn't you tell me?" 

"I didn't know it myself.  I only knew that he had none, and I  didn't  ask, for I had a notion that it might be a

painful subject." 

Fulkerson tried to turn it off lightly.  "Well, he's a noble old  fellow;  pity he drinks."  March would not smile,

and Fulkerson broke  out: "Dog on  it!  I'll make it up to the old fool the next time he  comes.  I don't  like that

dynamite talk of his; but any man that's  given his hand to the  country has got mine in his grip for good.  Why,

March! You don't suppose  I wanted to hurt his feelings, do you?" 

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But they could not get away from a certain ruefulness for that  time, and  in the evening Fulkerson came round

to March's to say that  he had got  Lindau's address from Conrad, and had looked him up at his  lodgings. 

"Well, there isn't so much bricabrac there, quite, as Mrs. Green  left  you; but I've made it all right with

Lindau, as far as I'm  concerned.  I told him I didn't know when I spoke that way, and I  honored him for

sticking to his 'brinciples'; I don't believe in his '  brincibles';  and we wept on each other's necksat least, he

did.  Dogged if he didn't  kiss me before I knew what he was up to.  He said  I was his chenerous  gong friendt,

and he begged my barton if he had  said anything to wound  me.  I tell you it was an affecting scene,  March;

and rats enough round  in that old barracks where he lives to  fit out a firstclass case of  delirium tremens.

What does he stay  there for?  He's not obliged to?" 

Lindau's reasons, as March repeated them, affected Fulkerson as  deliciously comical; but after that he

confined his pleasantries at  the  office to Beaton and Conrad Dryfoos, or, as he said, he spent the  rest of  the

summer in keeping Lindau smoothed up. 

It is doubtful if Lindau altogether liked this as well.  Perhaps he  missed the occasions Fulkerson used to give

him of bursting out  against  the millionaires; and he could not well go on denouncing as  the slafe of  gabidal a

man who had behaved to him as Fulkerson had  done, though  Fulkerson's servile relations to capital had been

in  nowise changed by  his nople gonduct. 

Their relations continued to wear this irksome character of mutual  forbearance; and when Dryfoos returned in

October and Fulkerson  revived  the question of that dinner in celebration of the success of  'Every Other

Week,' he carried his complaisance to an extreme that  alarmed March for  the consequences. 

V.

"You see," Fulkerson explained, "I find that the old man has got an  idea  of his own about that banquet, and I

guess there's some sense in  it.  He  wants to have a preliminary little dinner, where we can talk  the thing up

firsthalf a dozen of us; and he wants to give us the  dinner at his  house.  Well, that's no harm.  I don't believe

the old  man ever gave a  dinner, and he'd like to show off a little; there's a  good deal of human  nature in the

old man, after all.  He thought of  you, of course, and  Colonel Woodburn, and Beaton, and me at the foot  of the

table; and  Conrad; and I suggested Kendricks: he's such a nice  little chap; and the  old man himself brought up

the idea of Lindau.  He said you told him  something about him, and he asked why couldn't  we have him, too;

and I  jumped at it." 

"Have Lindau to dinner?"  asked March. 

"Certainly; why not?  Father Dryfoos has a notion of paying the old  fellow a compliment for what he done for

the country.  There won't be  any  trouble about it.  You can sit alongside of him, and cut up his  meat for  him,

and help him to things" 

"Yes, but it won't do, Fulkerson!  I don't believe Lindau ever had  on a  dresscoat in his life, and I don't

believe his 'brincibles'  would let  him wear one." 

"Well, neither had Dryfoos, for the matter of that.  He's as high  principled as old PanElectric himself, when

it comes to a  dresscoat,"  said Fulkerson.  "We're all going to go in business  dress; the old man  stipulated for

that. 

"It isn't the dresscoat alone," March resumed.  "Lindau and  Dryfoos  wouldn't get on.  You know they're

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'brincibles,' and there'll be an explosion.  It's  all well enough for  Dryfoos to feel grateful to Lindau, and his

wish  to honor him does him  credit; but to have Lindau to dinner isn't the  way.  At the best, the old  fellow

would be very unhappy in such a  house; he would have a bad  conscience; and I should be sorry to have  him

feel that he'd been  recreant to his 'brincibles'; they're about  all he's got, and whatever we  think of them, we're

bound to respect  his fidelity to them."  March  warmed toward Lindau in taking this view  of him.  "I should feel

ashamed  if I didn't protest against his being  put in a false position.  After  all, he's my old friend, and I

shouldn't like to have him do himself  injustice if he is a crank." 

"Of course," said Fulkerson, with some trouble in his face.  "I  appreciate your feeling.  But there ain't any

danger," he added,  buoyantly.  "Anyhow, you spoke too late, as the Irishman said to the  chicken when he

swallowed him in a fresh egg.  I've asked Lindau, and  he's accepted with blayzure; that's what he says." 

March made no other comment than a shrug. 

"You'll see," Fulkerson continued, "it 'll go off all right.  I'll  engage  to make it, and I won't hold anybody else

responsible." 

In the course of his married life March had learned not to censure  the  irretrievable; but this was just what his

wife had not learned;  and she  poured out so much astonishment at what Fulkerson had done,  and so much

disapproval, that March began to palliate the situation a  little. 

"After all, it isn't a question of life and death; and, if it were,  I  don't see how it's to be helped now." 

"Oh, it's not to be helped now.  But I am surprised at Mr.  Fulkerson." 

"Well, Fulkerson has his moments of being merely human, too." 

Mrs. March would not deign a direct defence of her favorite.  "Well, I'm  glad there are not to be ladies." 

"I don't know.  Dryfoos thought of having ladies, but it seems your  infallible Fulkerson overruled him.  Their

presence might have kept  Lindau and our host in bounds." 

It had become part of the Marches' conjugal joke for him to pretend  that  she could allow nothing wrong in

Fulkerson, and he now laughed  with a  mocking air of having expected it when she said: "Well, then,  if Mr.

Fulkerson says he will see that it all comes out right, I  suppose you  must trust his tact.  I wouldn't trust yours,

Basil.  The  first wrong  step was taken when Mr. Lindau was asked to help on the  magazine." 

"Well, it was your infallible Fulkerson that took the step, or at  least  suggested it.  I'm happy to say I had

totally forgotten my early  friend." 

Mrs. March was daunted and silenced for a moment.  Then she said:  "Oh,  pshaw ! You know well enough he

did it to please you." 

"I'm very glad he didn't do it to please you, Isabel," said her  husband,  with affected seriousness.  "Though

perhaps he did." 

He began to look at the humorous aspect of the affair, which it  certainly  had, and to comment on the singular

incongruities which  'Every Other  Week' was destined to involve at every moment of its  career.  "I wonder if

I'm mistaken in supposing that no other  periodical was ever  like it.  Perhaps all periodicals are like it.  But I

don't believe  there's another publication in New York that  could bring together, in  honor of itself, a fraternity

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speculator like old Dryfoos, and a  humanitarian dreamer like young  Dryfoos, and a sentimentalist like me,

and a nondescript like Beaton,  and a pure advertising essence like  Fulkerson, and a society spirit like

Kendricks.  If we could only  allow one another to talk uninterruptedly  all the time, the dinner  would be the

greatest success in the world,  and we should come home  full of the highest mutual respect.  But I  suspect we

can't manage  thateven your infallible Fulkerson couldn't  work itand I'm afraid  that there'll be some

listening that 'll spoil  the pleasure of the  time." 

March was so well pleased with this view of the case that he  suggested  the idea involved to Fulkerson.

Fulkerson was too good a  fellow not to  laugh at another man's joke, but he laughed a little  ruefully, and he

seemed worn with more than one kind of care in the  interval that passed  between the present time and the

night of the  dinner. 

Dryfoos necessarily depended upon him for advice concerning the  scope and  nature of the dinner, but he

received the advice  suspiciously, and  contested points of obvious propriety with  pertinacious stupidity.

Fulkerson said that when it came to the point  he would rather have had  the thing, as he called it, at

Delmonico's or  some other restaurant; but  when he found that Dryfoos's pride was  bound up in having it at

his own  house, he gave way to him.  Dryfoos  also wanted his womancook to prepare  the dinner, but

Fulkerson  persuaded him that this would not do; he must  have it from a caterer.  Then Dryfoos wanted his

maids to wait at table,  but Fulkerson  convinced him that this would be incongruous at a man's  dinner.  It  was

decided that the dinner should be sent in from  Frescobaldi's, and  Dryfoos went with Fulkerson to discuss it

with the  caterer.  He  insisted upon having everything explained to him, and the  reason for  having it, and not

something else in its place; and he treated  Fulkerson and Frescobaldi as if they were in league to impose upon

him.  There were moments when Fulkerson saw the varnish of professional  politeness cracking on the

Neapolitan's volcanic surface, and caught a  glimpse of the lava fires of the cook's nature beneath; he trembled

for  Dryfoos, who was walking roughshod over him in the security of an  American who had known how to

make his money, and must know how to  spend  it; but he got him safely away at last, and gave Frescobaldi a

wink of  sympathy for his shrug of exhaustion as they turned to leave  him. 

It was at first a relief and then an anxiety with Fulkerson that  Lindau  did not come about after accepting the

invitation to dinner,  until he  appeared at Dryfoos's house, prompt to the hour.  There was,  to be sure,  nothing

to bring him; but Fulkerson was uneasily aware  that Dryfoos  expected to meet him at the office, and perhaps

receive  some verbal  acknowledgment of the honor done him.  Dryfoos, he could  see, thought he  was doing all

his invited guests a favor; and while he  stood in a certain  awe of them as people of much greater social

experience than himself,  regarded them with a kind of contempt, as  people who were going to have a  better

dinner at his house than they  could ever afford to have at their  own.  He had finally not spared  expense upon

it; after pushing  Frescobaldi to the point of eruption  with his misgivings and suspicions  at the first interview,

he had gone  to him a second time alone, and told  him not to let the money stand  between him and anything

he would like to  do.  In the absence of  Frescobaldi's fellowconspirator he restored  himself in the caterer's

esteem by adding whatever he suggested; and  Fulkerson, after trembling  for the old man's niggardliness, was

now  afraid of a fantastic  profusion in the feast.  Dryfoos had reduced the  scale of the banquet  as regarded the

number of guests, but a confusing  remembrance of what  Fulkerson had wished to do remained with him in

part,  and up to the  day of the dinner he dropped in at Frescobaldi's and  ordered more  dishes and more of

them.  He impressed the Italian as an  American  original of a novel kind; and when he asked Fulkerson how

Dryfoos had  made his money, and learned that it was primarily in natural  gas, he  made note of some of his

eccentric tastes as peculiarities that  were  to be caressed in any future naturalgas millionaire who might fall

into his hands.  He did not begrudge the time he had to give in  explaining to Dryfoos the relation of the

different wines to the  different dishes; Dryfoos was apt to substitute a costlier wine where  he  could for a

cheaper one, and he gave Frescobaldi carte blanche for  the  decoration of the table with pieces of artistic

confectionery.  Among  these the caterer designed one for a surprise to his patron and  a  delicate recognition of

the source of his wealth, which he found  Dryfoos  very willing to talk about, when he intimated that he knew

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Dryfoos left it to Fulkerson to invite the guests, and he found  ready  acceptance of his politeness from

Kendricks, who rightly  regarded the  dinner as a part of the 'Every Other Week' business, and  was too sweet

and kindhearted, anyway, not to seem very glad to come.  March was a  matter of course; but in Colonel

Woodburn, Fulkerson  encountered a  reluctance which embarrassed him the more because he was  conscious

of  having, for motives of his own, rather strained a point  in suggesting the  colonel to Dryfoos as a fit subject

for invitation.  There had been only  one of the colonel's articles printed as yet, and  though it had made a

sensation in its way, and started the talk about  that number, still it  did not fairly constitute him a member of

the  staff, or even entitle him  to recognition as a regular contributor.  Fulkerson felt so sure of  pleasing him

with Dryfoos's message that he  delivered it in full family  council at the widow's.  His daughter  received it

with all the enthusiasm  that Fulkerson had hoped for, but  the colonel said, stiffly, "I have not  the pleasure of

knowing Mr.  Dryfoos."  Miss Woodburn appeared ready to  fall upon him at this, but  controlled herself, as if

aware that filial  authority had its limits,  and pressed her lips together without saying  anything. 

"Yes, I know," Fulkerson admitted.  "But it isn't a usual case.  Mr.  Dryfoos don't go in much for the

conventionalities; I reckon he  don't  know much about 'em, come to boil it down; and he hoped"here

Fulkerson  felt the necessity of inventing a little"that you would  excuse any want  of ceremony; it's to be

such an informal affair,  anyway; we're all going  in business dress, and there ain't going to be  any ladies.  He'd

have  come himself to ask you, but he's a kind of a  bashful old fellow.  It's  all right, Colonel Woodburn." 

"I take it that it is, sir," said the colonel, courteously, but  with  unabated state, "coming from you.  But in these

matters we have  no right  to burden our friends with our decisions." 

"Of course, of course," said Fulkerson, feeling that he had been  delicately told to mind his own business. 

"I understand," the colonel went on, "the relation that Mr. Dryfoos  bears  to the periodical in which you have

done me the honor to print  my papah,  but this is a question of passing the bounds of a purely  business

connection, and of eating the salt of a man whom you do not  definitely  know to be a gentleman." 

"Mah goodness!" his daughter broke in.  "If you bah your own salt  with  his money" 

"It is supposed that I earn his money before I buy my salt with  it,"  returned her father, severely.  "And in these

times, when money  is got in  heaps, through the natural decay of our nefarious  commercialism, it  behooves a

gentleman to be scrupulous that the  hospitality offered him is  not the profusion of a thief with his  booty.  I

don't say that Mr.  Dryfoos's goodfortune is not honest.  I  simply say that I know nothing  about it, and that I

should prefer to  know something before I sat down at  his board." 

"You're all right, colonel," said Fulkerson, "and so is Mr.  Dryfoos.  I give you my word that there are no flies

on his personal  integrity,  if that's what you mean.  He's hard, and he'd push an  advantage, but I  don't believe

he would take an unfair one.  He's  speculated and made  money every time, but I never heard of his  wrecking a

railroad or  belonging to any swindling company or any  grinding monopoly.  He does  chance it in stocks, but

he's always  played on the square, if you call  stocks gambling." 

"May I, think this over till morning?"  asked the colonel. 

"Oh, certainly, certainly," said Fulkerson, eagerly.  "I don't know  as  there's any hurry." 

Miss Woodburn found a chance to murmur to him before he went:  "He'll  come.  And Ah'm so much oblahged,

Mr. Fulkerson.  Ah jost know  it's all  you' doing, and it will give papa a chance to toak to some  new people,

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"I don't see why any one should want to do that," said Fulkerson,  with  grateful gallantry.  "But I'll be dogged,"

he said to March when  he told  him about this odd experience, "if I ever expected to find  Colonel  Woodburn

on old Lindau's ground.  He did come round handsomely  this  morning at breakfast and apologized for taking

time to think the  invitation over before he accepted.  'You understand,' he says, 'that  if  it had been to the table

of some friend not so prosperous as Mr.  Dryfoos  your friend Mr. March, for instanceit would have been

sufficient to  know that he was your friend.  But in these days it is a  duty that a  gentleman owes himself to

consider whether he wishes to  know a rich man  or not.  The chances of making money disreputably are  so

great that the  chances are against a man who has made money if he's  made a great deal of  it.'" 

March listened with a face of ironical insinuation.  "That was very  good;  and he seems to have had a good

deal of confidence in your  patience and  in your sense of his importance to the occasion" 

"No, no," Fulkerson protested, "there's none of that kind of thing  about  the colonel.  I told him to take time to

think it over; he's the  simplesthearted old fellow in the world." 

"I should say so.  After all, he didn't give any reason he had for  accepting.  But perhaps the young lady had the

reason." 

"Pshaw, March!" said Fulkerson. 

VI.

So far as the Dryfoos family was concerned, the dinner might as  well have  been given at Frescobaldi's rooms.

None of the ladies  appeared.  Mrs.  Dryfoos was glad to escape to her own chamber, where  she sat before an

autumnal fire, shaking her head and talking to  herself at times, with the  foreboding of evil which old women

like her  make part of their religion.  The girls stood just out of sight at the  head of the stairs, and disputed

which guest it was at each arrival;  Mrs. Mandel had gone to her room to  write letters, after beseeching  them

not to stand there.  When Kendricks  came, Christine gave Mela a  little pinch, equivalent to a little mocking

shriek; for, on the  ground of his long talk with Mela at Mrs. Horn's, in  the absence of  any other admirer, they

based a superstition of his  interest in her;  when Beaton came, Mela returned the pinch, but  awkwardly, so that

it  hurt, and then Christine involuntarily struck her. 

Frescobaldi's men were in possession everywhere they had turned the  cook  out of her kitchen and the

waitress out of her pantry; the  reluctant  Irishman at the door was supplemented by a vivid Italian,  who spoke

French with the guests, and said, "Bien, Monsieur," and  "toute suite,"  and "Merci!" to all, as he took their

hats and coats,  and effused a  hospitality that needed no language but the gleam of his  eyes and teeth  and the

play of his eloquent hands.  From his  professional dresscoat,  lustrous with the grease spotted on it at  former

dinners and parties,  they passed to the frocks of the elder and  younger Dryfoos in the  drawingroom, which

assumed informality for the  affair, but did not put  their wearers wholly at their ease.  The  father's coat was of

black  broadcloth, and he wore it unbuttoned; the  skirts were long, and the  sleeves came down to his knuckles;

he shook  hands with his guests, and  the same dryness seemed to be in his palm  and throat, as he huskily

asked  each to take a chair.  Conrad's coat  was of modern texture and cut, and  was buttoned about him as if it

concealed a bad conscience within its  lapels; he met March with his  entreating smile, and he seemed no more

capable of coping with the  situation than his father.  They both waited  for Fulkerson, who went  about and did

his best to keep life in the party  during the halfhour  that passed before they sat down at dinner.  Beaton  stood

gloomily  aloof, as if waiting to be approached on the right basis  before  yielding an inch of his ground;

Colonel Woodburn, awaiting the  moment  when he could sally out on his hobby, kept himself intrenched

within  the dignity of a gentleman, and examined askance the figure of old  Lindau as he stared about the

room, with his fine head up, and his  empty  sleeve dangling over his wrist. March felt obliged to him for

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begin to talk with him, as if  he wished to  show him particular respect, though it might have been  because he

was  less afraid of him than of the others.  He heard Lindau  saying, "Boat,  the name is Choarman?" and

Dryfoos beginning to explain  his Pennsylvania  Dutch origin, and he suffered himself, with a sigh of  relief, to

fall  into talk with Kendricks, who was always pleasant; he  was willing to talk  about something besides

himself, and had no  opinions that he was not  ready to hold in abeyance for the time being  out of kindness to

others.  In that group of impassioned  individualities, March felt him a refuge and  comfortwith his  harmless

dilettante intention of some day writing a  novel, and his  belief that he was meantime collecting material for it. 

Fulkerson, while breaking the ice for the whole company, was mainly  engaged in keeping Colonel Woodburn

thawed out.  He took Kendricks  away  from March and presented him to the colonel as a person who, like

himself, was looking into social conditions; he put one hand on  Kendricks's shoulder, and one on the

colonel's, and made some  flattering  joke, apparently at the expense of the young fellow, and  then left them.

March heard Kendricks protest in vain, and the colonel  say, gravely:  "I do not wonder, sir, that these things

interest you.  They constitute a  problem which society must solve or which will  dissolve society," and he

knew from that formula, which the colonel  had, once used with him, that  he was laying out a road for the

exhibition of the hobby's paces later. 

Fulkerson came back to March, who had turned toward Conrad Dryfoos,  and  said, "If we don't get this thing

going pretty soon, it 'll be the  death  of me," and just then Frescobaldi's butler came in and announced  to

Dryfoos that dinner was served.  The old man looked toward  Fulkerson with  a troubled glance, as if he did not

know what to do; he  made a gesture to  touch Lindau's elbow.  Fulkerson called out, "Here's  Colonel

Woodburn,  Mr. Dryfoos," as if Dryfoos were looking for him;  and he set the example  of what he was to do

by taking Lindau's arm  himself.  "Mr. Lindau is  going to sit at my end of the table,  alongside of March.  Stand

not upon  the order of your going,  gentlemen, but fall in at once."  He contrived  to get Dryfoos and the  colonel

before him, and he let March follow with  Kendricks.  Conrad  came last with Beaton, who had been turning

over the  music at the  piano, and chafing inwardly at the whole affair.  At the  table Colonel  Woodburn was

placed on Dryfoos's right, and March on his  left.  March  sat on Fulkerson's right, with Lindau next him; and

the  young men  occupied the other seats. 

"Put you next to March, Mr. Lindau," said Fulkerson, "so you can  begin to  put Apollinaris in his

champagneglass at the right moment;  you know his  little weakness of old; sorry to say it's grown on him." 

March laughed with kindly acquiescence in Fulkerson's wish to start  the  gayety, and Lindau patted him on the

shoulder.  "I know hiss  veakness.  If he liges a class of vine, it iss begause his loaf  ingludes efen hiss  enemy, as

Shakespeare galled it." 

"Ah, but Shakespeare couldn't have been thinking of champagne,"  said  Kendricks. 

"I suppose, sir," Colonel Woodburn interposed, with lofty courtesy,  "champagne could hardly have been

known in his day." 

"I suppose not, colonel," returned the younger man, deferentially.  "He seemed to think that sack and sugar

might be a fault; but he  didn't  mention champagne." 

"Perhaps he felt there was no question about that," suggested  Beaton, who  then felt that he had not done

himself justice in the  sally. 

"I wonder just when champagne did come in," said March. 

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They all laughed, and gave themselves the air of drinking champagne  out  of tumblers every day, as men like

to do.  Dryfoos listened  uneasily; he  did not quite understand the allusions, though he knew  what Shakespeare

was, well enough; Conrad's face expressed a gentle  deprecation of joking  on such a subject, but he said

nothing. 

The talk ran on briskly through the dinner.  The young men tossed  the  ball back and forth; they made some

wild shots, but they kept it  going,  and they laughed when they were hit.  The wine loosed Colonel  Woodburn's

tongue; he became very companionable with the young  fellows; with the  feeling that a literary dinner ought

to have a  didactic scope, he praised  Scott and Addison as the only authors fit  to form the minds of gentlemen. 

Kendricks agreed with him, but wished to add the name of Flaubert  as a  master of style.  "Style, you know,"

he added, "is the man." 

"Very true, sir; you are quite right, sir," the colonel assented;  he  wondered who Flaubert was. 

Beaton praised Baudelaire and Maupassant; he said these were the  masters.  He recited some lurid verses from

Baudelaire; Lindau  pronounced them a  disgrace to human nature, and gave a passage from  Victor Hugo on

Louis  Napoleon, with his heavy German accent, and then  he quoted Schiller.  "Ach, boat that is a peaudifool!

Not zo?"  he  demanded of March. 

"Yes, beautiful; but, of course, you know I think there's nobody  like  Heine!" 

Lindau threw back his great old head and laughed, showing a want of  teeth  under his mustache.  He put his

hand on March's back.  "This  poyhe was  a poy denwars so gracy to pekin reading Heine that he

gommence with the  tictionary bevore he knows any Grammar, and ve bick  it out vort by vort  togeder." 

"He was a pretty cay poy in those days, heigh, Lindau ?"  asked  Fulkerson, burlesquing the old man's accent,

with an impudent wink  that  made Lindau himself laugh.  "But in the dark ages, I mean, there  in  Indianapolis.

Just how long ago did you old codgers meet there,  anyway?"  Fulkerson saw the restiveness in Dryfoos's eye

at the purely  literary  course the talk had taken; he had intended it to lead up that  way to  business, to 'Every

Other Week;' but he saw that it was leaving  Dryfoos  too far out, and he wished to get it on the personal

ground,  where  everybody is at home. 

"Ledt me zee," mused Lindau.  "Wass it in fiftynine or zixty,  Passil?  Idt wass a year or dwo pefore the war

proke oudt, anyway." 

"Those were exciting times," said Dryfoos, making his first entry  into  the general talk.  "I went down to

Indianapolis with the first  company  from our place, and I saw the redshirts pouring in  everywhere.  They had

a song, 

"Oh, never mind the weather, but git over double trouble,  For  we're bound for the land of Canaan." 

The fellows locked arms and went singin' it up and down four or  five  abreast in the moonlight; crowded

everybody' else off the  sidewalk." 

"I remember, I remember," said Lindau, nodding his head slowly up  and  down.  "A coodt many off them nefer

gome pack from that landt of  Ganaan,  Mr. Dryfoos?" 

"You're right, Mr. Lindau.  But I reckon it was worth itthe  country  we've got now.  Here, young man!" He

caught the arm of the  waiter who was  going round with the champagne bottle.  " Fill up Mr.  Lindau's glass,

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bless it! No  offence to you,  Colonel Woodburn," said Dryfoos, turning to him before  he drank. 

"Not at all, sir, not at all," said the colonel.  "I will drink  with you,  if you will permit me." 

"We'll all drink  standing!" cried Fulkerson.  "Help March to get  up,  somebody! Fill high the bowl with

Samian Apollinaris for Coonrod!  Now,  then, hurrah for Lindau!" 

They cheered, and hammered on the table with the butts of their  knife  handles.  Lindau remained seated.  The

tears came into his  eyes; he said,  "I thank you, chendlemen," and hiccoughed. 

"I'd 'a' went into the war myself," said Dryfoos, "but I was  raisin'  a family of young children, and I didn't see

how I could leave  my farm.  But I helped to fill up the quota at every call, and when the  volunteering stopped

I went round with the subscription paper myself;  and we offered as good bounties as any in the State.  My

substitute  was  killed in one of the last skirmishesin fact, after Lee's  surrender  and I've took care of his

family, more or less, ever  since." 

"Bytheway, March," said Fulkerson, "what sort of an idea would it  be to  have a good war storymight be

a serialin the magazine?  The  war has  never fully panned out in fiction yet.  It was used a good  deal just

after it was over, and then it was dropped.  I think it's  time to take it  up again.  I believe it would be a card." 

It was running in March's mind that Dryfoos had an old rankling  shame in  his heart for not having gone into

the war, and that he had  often made  that explanation of his course without having ever been  satisfied with  it.

He felt sorry for him; the fact seemed pathetic;  it suggested a  dormant nobleness in the man. 

Beaton was saying to Fulkerson: "You might get a series of sketches  by  substitutes; the substitutes haven't

been much heard from in the  war  literature.  How would 'The Autobiography of a Substitute' do?  You might

follow him up to the moment he was killed in the other  man's place, and  inquire whether he had any right to

the feelings of a  hero when he was  only hired in the place of one.  Might call it 'The  Career of a Deputy

Hero.'" 

"I fancy," said March, "that there was a great deal of mixed motive  in  the men who went into the war as well

as in those who kept out of  it.  We canonized all that died or suffered in it, but some of them  must have  been

selfseeking and lowminded, like men in other  vocations."  He found  himself saying this in Dryfoos's

behalf; the old  man looked at him  gratefully at first, he thought, and then  suspiciously. 

Lindau turned his head toward him and said: " You are righdt,  Passil; you  are righdt.  I haf zeen on the fieldt

of pattle the voarst  eggsipitions  of human pasenesschelousy, fanity, ecodistic bridte.  I  haf zeen men in  the

face off death itself gofferned by motifes as low  asas pusiness  motifes." 

"Well," said Fulkerson,."it would be a grand thing for 'Every Other  Week'  if we could get some of those ideas

worked up into a series.  It  would  make a lot of talk." 

Colonel Woodburn ignored him in saying, "I think, Major Lindau" 

"High brifate; prefet gorporal," the old man interrupted, in  rejection of  the title. 

Hendricks laughed and said, with a glance of appreciation at  Lindau,  "Brevet corporal is good." 

Colonel Woodburn frowned a little, and passed over the joke.  "I  think  Mr. Lindau is right.  Such exhibitions

were common to both  sides, though  if you gentlemen will pardon me for saying so, I think  they were less

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knew it; we felt  more intensely that  if each were not for all, then none was for any." 

The colonel's words made their impression.  Dryfoos said, with  authority,  "That is so." 

"Colonel Woodburn," Fulkerson called out, "if you'll work up those  ideas  into a short papersay, three

thousand wordsI'll engage to  make March  take it." 

The colonel went on without replying: "But Mr. Lindau is right in  characterizing some of the motives that led

men to the cannon's mouth  as  no higher than business motives, and his comparison is the most  forcible  that

he could have used.  I was very much struck by it." 

The hobby was out, the colonel was in the saddle with so firm a  seat that  no effort sufficed to dislodge him.

The dinner went on from  course to  course with barbaric profusion, and from time to time  Fulkerson tried to

bring the talk back to 'Every Other Week.'  But  perhaps because that was  only the ostensible and not the real

object  of the dinner, which was to  bring a number of men together under  Dryfoos's roof, and make them the

witnesses of his splendor, make them  feel the power of his wealth,  Fulkerson's attempts failed.  The  colonel

showed how commercialism was  the poison at the heart of our  national life; how we began as a simple,

agricultural people, who had  fled to these shores with the instinct,  divinely implanted, of  building a state such

as the sun never shone upon  before; how we had  conquered the wilderness and the savage; how we had  flung

off, in our  struggle with the mothercountry, the trammels of  tradition and  precedent, and had settled down, a

free nation, to the  practice of the  arts of peace; how the spirit of commercialism had stolen  insidiously  upon

us, and the infernal impulse of competition had  embroiled us in a  perpetual warfare of interests, developing

the worst  passions of our  nature, and teaching us to trick and betray and destroy  one another in  the strife for

money, till now that impulse had exhausted  itself, and  we found competition gone and the whole economic

problem in  the hands  of monopoliesthe Standard Oil Company, the Sugar Trust, the  Rubber  Trust, and

what not.  And now what was the next thing?  Affairs  could  not remain as they were; it was impossible; and

what was the next  thing?" 

The company listened for the main part silently.  Dryfoos tried to  grasp  the idea of commercialism as the

colonel seemed to hold it; he  conceived  of it as something like the drygoods business on a vast  scale, and he

knew he had never been in that.  He did not like to hear  competition  called infernal; he had always supposed it

was something  sacred; but he  approved of what Colonel Woodburn said of the Standard  Oil Company; it  was

all true; the Standard Oil has squeezed Dryfoos  once, and made him  sell it a lot of oilwells by putting down

the  price of oil so low in  that region that he lost money on every barrel  he pumped. 

All the rest listened silently, except Lindau; at every point the  colonel  made against the present condition of

things he said more and  more  fiercely, "You are righdt, you are righdt."  His eyes glowed, his  hand  played

with his knifehilt.  When the colonel demanded, "And what  is the  next thing?"  he threw himself forward, and

repeated: "Yes,  sir!  What is  the next thing?" 

"Natural gas, by thunder!" shouted Fulkerson. 

One of the waiters had profited by Lindau's posture to lean over  him and  put down in the middle of the table a

structure in white  sugar.  It  expressed Frescobaldi's conception of a derrick, and a  touch of nature  had been

added in the flame of brandy, which burned  luridly up from a  small pit in the centre of the base, and

represented  the gas in  combustion as it issued from the ground.  Fulkerson burst  into a roar of  laughter with

the words that recognized Frescobaldi's  personal tribute to  Dryfoos.  Everybody rose and peered over at the

thing, while he explained  the work of sinking a gaswell, as he had  already explained it to  Frescobaldi.  In the

midst of his lecture he  caught sight of the caterer  himself, where he stood in the pantry  doorway, smiling with

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"Come in, come in, Frescobaldi!  We want to congratulate you,"  Fulkerson  called to him.  "Here, gentlemen!

Here's Frescobaldi's  health." 

They all drank; and Frescobaldi, smiling brilliantly and rubbing  his  hands as he bowed right and left,

permitted himself to say to  Dryfoos :  "You are please; no?  You like?" 

"Firstrate, firstrate!" said the old man; but when the Italian  had  bowed himself out and his guests had sunk

into their seats again,  he said  dryly to Fulkerson, "I reckon they didn't have to torpedo that  well, or  the derrick

wouldn't look quite so nice and clean." 

"Yes," Fulkerson answered, "and that ain't quite the stylethat  little  wigglywaggly blue flamethat the

gas acts when you touch off  a good  vein of it.  This might do for weak gas"; and he went on to  explain: 

"They call it weak gas when they tap it two or three hundred feet  down;  and anybody can sink a well in his

back yard and get enough gas  to light  and heat his house.  I remember one fellow that had it  blazing up from a

pipe through a flowerbed, just like a jet of water  from a fountain.  My, my, my! You fel you

gentlemenought to go out  and see that  country, all of you.  Wish we could torpedo this well,  Mr. Dryfoos,

and  let 'em see how it works!  Mind that one you  torpedoed for me?  You know,  when they sink a well," he

went on to the  company, "they can't always  most generally sometimes tell whether  they're goin' to get gas or

oil or  salt water.  Why, when they first  began to bore for salt water out on the  Kanawha, back about the

beginning of the century, they used to get gas  now and then, and then  they considered it a failure; they called

a gas  well a blower, and  give it up in disgust; the time wasn't ripe for gas  yet.  Now they  bore away

sometimes till they get halfway to China, and  don't seem to  strike anything worth speaking of.  Then they put

a  dynamite torpedo  down in the well and explode it.  They have a little bar  of iron that  they call a Godevil,

and they just drop it down on the  business end  of the torpedo, and then stand from under, if you please!  You

hear a  noise, and in about half a minute you begin to see one, and it  begins  to rain oil and mud and salt water

and rocks and pitchforks and  adoptive citizens; and when it clears up the derrick's paintedgot a  coat on that

'll wear in any climate.  That's what our honored host  meant.  Generally get some visiting lady, when there's

one round, to  drop  the Godevil.  But that day we had to put up with Conrad here.  They  offered to let me drop

it, but I declined.  I told 'em I hadn't  much  practice with Godevils in the newspaper syndicate business, and  I

wasn't  very well myself, anyway.  Astonishing," Fulkerson continued,  with the  air of relieving his explanation

by an anecdote, "how  reckless they get  using dynamite when they're torpedoing wells.  We  stopped at one

place  where a fellow was handling the cartridges pretty  freely, and Mr. Dryfoos  happened to caution him a

little, and that ass  came up with one of 'em in  his hand, and began to pound it on the  buggywheel to show us

how safe it  was.  I turned green, I was so  scared; but Mr. Dryfoos kept his color,  and kind of coaxed the

fellow  till he quit.  You could see he was the  fool kind, that if you tried  to stop him he'd keep on hammering

that  cartridge, just to show that  it wouldn't explode, till he blew you into  Kingdom Come.  When we got  him

to go away, Mr. Dryfoos drove up to his  foreman.  'Pay Sheney off,  and discharge him on the spot,' says he.

'He's too safe a man to have  round; he knows too much about dynamite.'  I never saw anybody so  cool." 

Dryfoos modestly dropped his head under Fulkerson's flattery and,  without  lifting it, turned his eyes toward

Colonel Woodburn.  "I had  all sorts of  men to deal with in developing my property out there, but  I had very

little trouble with them, generally speaking." 

"Ah, ah! you foundt the laboringman  reasonabledractabletocile?"  Lindau put in. 

"Yes, generally speaking," Dryfoos answered.  "They mostly knew  which  side of their bread was buttered.  I

did have one little  difficulty at  one time.  It happened to be when Mr. Fulkerson was out  there.  Some of  the

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"No, no!" cried Fulkerson.  "Let me tell that! I know you wouldn't  do  yourself justice, Mr. Dryfoos, and I

want 'em to know how a strike  can be  managed, if you take it in time.  You see, some of those  fellows got a

notion that there ought to be a union among the  workingmen to keep up  wages, and dictate to the

employers, and Mr.  Dryfoos's foreman was the  ringleader in the business.  They understood  pretty well that as

soon as  he found it out that foreman would walk  the plank, and so they watched  out till they thought they had

Mr.  Dryfoos just where they wanted him  everything on the keen jump, and  every man worth his weight in

diamonds  and then they came to him,  andtold him to sign a promise to keep that  foreman to the end of

the  season, or till he was through with the work on  the Dryfoos and Hendry  Addition, under penalty of having

them all knock  off.  Mr. Dryfoos  smelled a mouse, but he couldn't tell where the mouse  was; he saw that  they

did have him, and he signed, of course.  There  wasn't anything  really against the fellow, anyway; he was a

firstrate  man, and he did  his duty every time; only he'd got some of those ideas  into his head,  and they

turned it.  Mr. Dryfoos signed, and then he laid  low." 

March saw Lindau listening with a mounting intensity, and heard him  murmur in German, "Shameful!

shameful!" 

Fulkerson went on: "Well, it wasn't long before they began to show  their  hand, but Mr. Dryfoos kept dark.  He

agreed to everything; there  never  was such an obliging capitalist before; there wasn't a thing  they asked  of

him that he didn't do, with the greatest of pleasure,  and all went  merry as a marriagebell till one morning a

whole gang of  fresh men  marched into the Dryfoos and Hendry Addition, under the  escort of a dozen

Pinkertons with repeating rifles at halfcock, and  about fifty fellows  found themselves out of a job.  You

never saw such  a mad set." 

"Pretty neat," said Kendricks, who looked at the affair purely from  an  aesthetic point of view.  "Such a coup

as that would tell  tremendously in  a play." 

"That was vile treason," said Lindau in German to March.  "He's an  infamous traitor! I cannot stay here.  I

must go." 

He struggled to rise, while March held him by the coat, and  implored him  under his voice: "For Heaven's

sake, don't, Lindau! You  owe it to  yourself not to make a scene, if you come here."  Something  in it all

affected him comically; he could not help laughing. 

The others were discussing the matter, and seemed not to have  noticed  Lindau, who controlled himself and

sighed: " You are right.  I  must have  patience." 

Beaton was saying to Dryfoos, "Pity your Pinkertons couldn't have  given  them a few shots before they left." 

"No, that wasn't necessary," said Dryfoos.  "I succeeded in  breaking up  the union.  I entered into an agreement

with other parties  not to employ  any man who would not swear that he was nonunion.  If  they had attempted

violence, of course they could have been shot.  But  there was no fear of  that.  Those fellows can always be

depended upon  to cut one another's  throats in the long run." 

"But sometimes," said Colonel Woodburn, who had been watching  throughout.  for a chance to mount his

hobby again, "they make a good  deal of trouble  first.  How was it in the great railroad strike of  '77?" 

"Well, I guess there was a little trouble that time, colonel," said  Fulkerson.  "But the men that undertake to

override the laws and  paralyze  the industries of a country like this generally get left in  the end." 

"Yes, sir, generally; and up to a certain point, always.  But it's  the  exceptional that is apt to happen, as well as

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exceptional in your system.  The fact is, those  fellows  have the game in their own hands already.  A strike of

the  whole body of  the Brotherhood of Engineers alone would starve out the  entire Atlantic  seaboard in a

week; labor insurrection could make head  at a dozen given  points, and your government couldn't move a man

over  the roads without  the help of the engineers." 

"That is so," said Kendrick, struck by the dramatic character of  the  conjecture.  He imagined a fiction dealing

with the situation as  something already accomplished. 

"Why don't some fellow do the Battle of Dorking act with that  thing?"  said Fulkerson.  "It would be a card." 

"Exactly what I was thinking, Mr. Fulkerson," said Kendricks. 

Fulkerson laughed.  "Telepathyclear case of mind transference.  Better  see March, here, about it.  I'd like to

have it in 'Every  Other Week.'  It would make talk." 

"Perhaps it might set your people to thinking as well as talking,"  said  the colonel. 

"Well, sir," said Dryfoos, setting his lips so tightly together  that his  imperial stuck straight outward, "if I had

my way, there  wouldn't be any  Brotherhood of Engineers, nor any other kind of labor  union in the whole

country." 

"What!" shouted Lindau.  "You would sobbress the unionss of the  voarking  men?" 

"Yes, I would." 

"And what would you do with the unionss of the gabidaliststhe  drosts  and gompines, and boolss?

Would you dake the righdt from one  and gif it  to the odder?" 

"Yes, sir, I would," said Dryfoos, with a wicked look at him. 

Lindau was about to roar back at him with some furious protest, but  March  put his hand on his shoulder

imploringly, and Lindau turned to  him to say  in German: "But it is infamousinfamous! What kind of man

is this?  Who  is he?  He has the heart of a tyrant." 

Colonel Woodburn cut in.  "You couldn't do that, Mr. Dryfoos, under  your  system.  And if you attempted it,

with your conspiracy laws, and  that  kind of thing, it might bring the climax sooner than you  expected.  Your

commercialized society has built its house on the  sands.  It will have to  go.  But I should be sorry if it went

before  its time." 

"You are righdt, sir," said Lindau.  "It would be a bity.  I hobe  it will  last till it feelss its rottenness, like

Herodt.  Boat, when  its hour  gomes, when it trope to bieces with the veight off its own  gorrubtion  what

then?" 

"It's not to be supposed that a system of things like this can drop  to  pieces of its own accord, like the old

Republic of Venice," said  the  colonel.  "But when the last vestige of commercial society is  gone, then  we can

begin to build anew; and we shall build upon the  central idea, not  of the false liberty you now worship, but of

responsibility  responsibility.  The enlightened, the moneyed, the  cultivated class shall  be responsible to the

central  authorityemperor, duke, president; the  name does not matterfor the  national expense and the

national defence,  and it shall be responsible  to the workingclasses of all kinds for homes  and lands and

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The workingclasses shall be responsible to the leisure class for  the  support of its dignity in peace, and shall

be subject to its  command in  war.  The rich shall warrant the poor against planless  production and the  ruin that

now follows, against danger from without  and famine from  within, and the poor" 

"No, no, no!" shouted Lindau.  "The State shall do thatthe whole  beople.  The men who voark shall have

and shall eat; and the men that  will not voark, they shall sdarfe.  But no man need sdarfe.  He will  go  to the

State, and the State will see that he haf voark, and that he  haf  foodt.  All the roadts and mills and mines and

landts shall be the  beople's and be ron by the beople for the beople.  There shall be no  rich  and no boor; and

there shall not be war any more, for what bower  wouldt  dare to addack a beople bound togeder in a

broderhood like  that?" 

"Lion and lamb act," said Fulkerson, not well knowing, after so  much  champagne, what words he was using. 

No one noticed him, and Colonel Woodburn said coldly to Lindau,  "You are  talking paternalism, sir." 

"And you are dalking feutalism!" retorted the old man. 

The colonel did not reply.  A silence ensued, which no one broke  till  Fulkerson said: "Well, now, look here.  If

either one of these  millenniums was brought about, by force of arms, or otherwise, what  would  become of

'Every Other Week'?  Who would want March for an  editor?  How  would Beaton sell his pictures?  Who would

print Mr.  Kendricks's little  society verses and short stories?  What would  become of Conrad and his  good

works?"  Those named grinned in support  of Fulkerson's diversion,  but Lindau and the colonel did not speak;

Dryfoos looked down at his  plate, frowning. 

A waiter came round with cigars, and Fulkerson took one.  "Ah," he  said,  as he bit off the end, and leaned

over to the emblematic  masterpiece,  where the brandy was still feebly flickering, "I wonder  if there's enough

natural gas left to light my cigar."  His effort put  the flame out and  knocked the derrick over; it broke in

fragments on  the table.  Fulkerson  cackled over the ruin: "I wonder if all Moffitt  will look that way after  labor

and capital have fought it out  together.  I hope this ain't ominous  of anything personal, Dryfoos?" 

"I'll take the risk of it," said the old man, harshly. 

He rose mechanically, and Fulkerson said to Frescobaldi's man, "  You can  bring us the coffee in the library." 

The talk did not recover itself there.  Landau would not sit down;  he  refused coffee, and dismissed himself

with a haughty bow to the  company;  Colonel Woodburn shook hands elaborately all round, when he  had

smoked  his cigar; the others followed him.  It seemed to March  that his own  goodnight from Dryfoos was

dry and cold. 

VII.

March met Fulkerson on the steps of the office next morning, when  he  arrived rather later than his wont.

Fulkerson did not show any of  the  signs of suffering from the last night's pleasure which painted  themselves

in March's face.  He flirted his hand gayly in the air,  and said, "How's your poor head?"  and broke into a

knowing laugh.  "You don't seem to have got up with the lark this morning.  The old  gentleman is in there with

Conrad, as bright as a biscuit; he's beat  you  down.  Well, we did have a good time, didn't we?  And old Lindau

and the  colonel, didn't they have a good time?  I don't suppose they  ever had a  chance before to give their

theories quite so much air.  Oh, my! how they  did ride over us!  I'm just going down to see Beaton  about the

cover of  the Christmas number.  I think we ought to try it  in three or four  colors, if we are going to observe the

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that hour of the morning; he always  came in the afternoon on  his way uptown. 

The fact of his presence renewed the sinister misgivings with which  March  had parted from him the night

before, but Fulkerson's  cheerfulness seemed  to gainsay them; afterward March did not know  whether to

attribute this  mood to the slipperiness that he was aware  of at times in Fulkerson, or  to a cynical amusement

he might have felt  at leaving him alone to the old  man, who mounted to his room shortly  after March had

reached it. 

A sort of dumb anger showed itself in his face; his jaw was set so  firmly  that he did not seem able at once to

open it.  He asked,  without the  ceremonies of greeting, "What does that onearmed Dutchman  do on this

book?" 

"What does he do?"  March echoed, as people are apt to do with a  question  that is mandatory and offensive. 

"Yes, sir, what does he do?  Does he write for it?" 

"I suppose you mean Lindau," said March.  He saw no reason for  refusing  to answer Dryfoos's demand, and

he decided to ignore its  terms.  "No,  he doesn't write for it in the usual way.  He translates  for it;  he examines

the foreign magazines, and draws my attention to  anything he  thinks of interest.  But I told you about this

before" 

"I know what you told me, well enough.  And I know what he is.  He  is a  redmouthed labor agitator.  He's one

of those foreigners that  come here  from places where they've never had a decent meal's victuals  in their  lives,

and as soon as they get their stomachs full, they  begin to make  trouble between our people and their hands.

There's  where the strikes  come from, and the unions and the secret societies.  They come here and  break our

Sabbath, and teach their atheism.  They  ought to be hung!  Let 'em go back if they don't like it over here.  They

want to ruin the  country." 

March could not help smiling a little at the words, which came fast  enough now in the hoarse staccato of

Dryfoos's passion.  "I don't know  whom you mean by they, generally speaking; but I had the impression  that

poor old Lindau had once done his best to save the country.  I  don't  always like his way of talking, but I know

that he is one of the  truest  and kindest souls in the world; and he is no more an atheist  than I am.  He is my

friend, and I can't allow him to be  misunderstood." 

"I don't care what he is," Dryfoos broke out, "I won't have him  round.  He can't have any more work from this

office.  I want you to  stop it.  I want you to turn him off." 

March was standing at his desk, as he had risen to receive Dryfoos  when  he entered.  He now sat down, and

began to open his letters. 

"Do you hear?"  the old man roared at him.  "I want you to turn him  off." 

"Excuse me, Mr. Dryfoos," said March, succeeding in an effort to  speak  calmly, "I don't know you, in such a

matter as this.  My  arrangements as  editor of 'Every Other Week' were made with Mr.  Fulkerson.  I have

always  listened to any suggestion he has had to  make." 

"I don't care for Mr. Fulkerson?  He has nothing to do with it,"  retorted  Dryfoos; but he seemed a little

daunted by March's position. 

"He has everything to do with it as far as I am concerned," March  answered, with a steadiness that he did not

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reason that I have given.  Nobody but Mr. Fulkerson  has any right  to talk with me about its management." 

Dryfoos glared at him for a moment, and demanded, threateningly:  "Then  you say you won't turn that old

loafer off?  You say that I have  got to  keep on paying my money out to buy beer for a man that would  cut my

throat if he got the chance?" 

"I say nothing at all, Mr. Dryfoos," March answered.  The blood  came into  his face, and he added: "But I will

say that if you speak  again of Mr.  Lindau in those terms, one of us must leave this room.  I  will not hear  you." 

Dryfoos looked at him with astonishment; then he struck his hat  down on  his head, and stamped out of the

room and down the stairs; and  a vague  pity came into March's heart that was not altogether for  himself.  He

might be the greater sufferer in the end, but he was sorry  to have got  the better of that old man for the

moment; and he felt  ashamed of the  anger into which Dryfoos's anger had surprised him.  He  knew he could

not  say too much in defence of Lindau's generosity and  unselfishness, and he  had not attempted to defend

him as a political  economist.  He could not  have taken any ground in relation to Dryfoos  but that which he

held, and  he felt satisfied that he was right in  refusing to receive instructions  or commands from him.  Yet

somehow he  was not satisfied with the whole  affair, and not merely because his  present triumph threatened

his final  advantage, but because he felt  that in his heat he had hardly done  justice to Dryfoos's rights in the

matter; it did not quite console him  to reflect that Dryfoos had  himself made it impossible.  He was tempted  to

go home and tell his  wife what had happened, and begin his  preparations for the future at  once.  But he

resisted this weakness and  kept mechanically about his  work, opening the letters and the manuscripts  before

him with that  curious double action of the mind common in men of  vivid imaginations.  It was a relief when

Conrad Dryfoos, having  apparently waited to make  sure that his father would not return, came up  from the

countingroom  and looked in on March with a troubled face. 

"Mr. March," he began, "I hope father hasn't been saying anything  to you  that you can't overlook.  I know he

was very much excited, and  when he is  excited he is apt to say things that he is sorry for." 

The apologetic attitude taken for Dryfoos, so different from any  attitude  the peremptory old man would have

conceivably taken for  himself, made  March smile.  " Oh no.  I fancy the boot is on the other  leg.  I suspect  I've

said some things your father can't overlook,  Conrad."  He called the  young man by his Christian name partly

to  distinguish him from his  father, partly from the infection of  Fulkerson's habit, and partly from a  kindness

for him that seemed  naturally to express itself in that way. 

"I know he didn't sleep last night, after you all went away,"  Conrad  pursued, "and of course that made him

more irritable; and he  was tried a  good deal by some of the things that Mr. Lindau said." 

"I was tried a good deal myself," said March.  "Lindau ought never  to  have been there." 

"No."  Conrad seemed only partially to assent. 

"I told Mr. Fulkerson so.  I warned him that Lindau would be apt to  break  out in some way.  It wasn't just to

him, and it wasn't just to  your  father, to ask him." 

"Mr. Fulkerson had a good motive," Conrad gently urged.  "He did it  because he hurt his feelings that day

about the pension." 

"Yes, but it was a mistake.  He knew that Lindau was inflexible  about his  principles, as he calls them, and that

one of his first  principles is to  denounce the rich in season and out of season.  I  don't remember just  what he

said last night; and I really thought I'd  kept him from breaking  out in the most offensive way.  But your father

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"Yes, I know," said Conrad. 

"Of course, I don't agree with Lindau.  I think there are as many  good,  kind, just people among the rich as

there are among the poor,  and that  they are as generous and helpful.  But Lindau has got hold of  one of  those

partial truths that hurt worse than the whole truth,  and" 

"Partial truth!" the young man interrupted.  "Didn't the Saviour  himself  say, 'How hardly shall they that have

riches enter into the  kingdom of  God?'" 

"Why, bless my soul!" cried March.  "Do you agree with Lindau?" 

"I agree with the Lord Jesus Christ," said the young man, solemnly,  and a  strange light of fanaticism, of

exaltation, came into his wide  blue eyes.  "And I believe He meant the kingdom of heaven upon this  earth, as

well as  in the skies." 

March threw himself back in his chair and looked at him with a kind  of  stupefaction, in which his eye

wandered to the doorway, where he  saw  Fulkerson standing, it seemed to him a long time, before he heard

him  saying: "Hello, hello! What's the row?  Conrad pitching into you  on old  Lindau's account, too?" 

The young man turned, and, after a glance at Fulkerson's light,  smiling  face, went out, as if in his present

mood he could not bear  the contact  of that persiflant spirit. 

March felt himself getting provisionally very angry again.  "Excuse  me,  Fulkerson, but did you know when

you went out what Mr. Dryfoos  wanted to  see me for?" 

"Well, no, I didn't exactly," said Fulkerson, taking his usual seat  on a  chair and looking over the back of it at

March.  "I saw he was on  his car  about something, and I thought I'd better not monkey with him  much.  I

supposed he was going to bring you to book about old Lindau,  somehow."  Fulkerson broke into a laugh. 

March remained serious.  "Mr. Dryfoos," he said, willing to let the  simple statement have its own weight with

Fulkerson, and nothing more,  "came in here and ordered me to discharge Lindau from his employment  on  the

magazineto turn him off, as he put it." 

"Did he?"  asked Fulkerson, with unbroken cheerfulness.  "The old  man is  business, every time.  Well, I

suppose you can easily get  somebody else  to do Lindau's work for you.  This town is just running  over with

half  starved linguists.  What did you say?" 

"What did I say?"  March echoed.  "Look here, Fulkerson; you may  regard  this as a joke, but I don't.  I'm not

used to being spoken to  as if I  were the foreman of a shop, and told to discharge a sensitive  and  cultivated

man like Lindau, as if he were a drunken mechanic; and  if  that's your idea of me" 

"Oh, hello, now, March! You mustn't mind the old man's way.  He  don't  mean anything by ithe don't know

any better, if you come to  that." 

"Then I know better," said March.  "I refused to receive any  instructions  from Mr. Dryfoos, whom I don't

know in my relations with  'Every Other  Week,' and I referred him to you." 

"You did?," Fulkerson whistled.  "He owns the thing!" 

"I don't care who owns the thing," said March.  "My negotiations  were  with you alone from the beginning,

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"Oh, better let the old fool drop," said Fulkerson.  "He'll light  on his  feet somehow, and it will save a lot of

rumpus." 

"And if I decline to let him drop?" 

"Oh, come, now, March; don't do that," Fulkerson began. 

"If I decline to let him drop," March repeated, "what will you do?" 

"I'll be dogged if I know what I'll do," said Fulkerson.  "I hope  you  won't take that stand.  If the old man went

so far as to speak to  you  about it, his mind is made up, and we might as well knock under  first as  last." 

"And do you mean to say that you would not stand by me in what I  considered my dutyin a matter of

principle?" 

"Why, of course, March," said Fulkerson, coaxingly, "I mean to do  the  right thing.  But Dryfoos owns the

magazine" 

"He doesn't own me," said March, rising.  "He has made the little  mistake  of speaking to me as if he did; and

when"March put on his  hat and took  his overcoat down from its nail"when you bring me his  apologies,

or  come to say that, having failed to make him understand  they were  necessary, you are prepared to stand by

me, I will come back  to this  desk.  Otherwise my resignation is at your service." 

He started toward the door, and Fulkerson intercepted him.  "Ah,  now,  look here, March!  Don't do that!  Hang

it all, don't you see  where it  leaves me?  Now, you just sit down a minute and talk it over.  I can make  you

seeI can show you Why, confound the old Dutch  beerbuzzer! Twenty  of him wouldn't be worth the

trouble he's makin'.  Let him go, and the  old man 'll come round in time." 

"I don't think we've understood each other exactly, Mr. Fulkerson,"  said  March, very haughtily.  "Perhaps we

never can; but I'll leave you  to  think it out." 

He pushed on, and Fulkerson stood aside to let him pass, with a  dazed  look and a mechanical movement.

There was something comic in  his rueful  bewilderment to March, who was tempted to smile, but he  said to

himself  that he had as much reason to be unhappy as Fulkerson,  and he did not  smile.  His indignation kept

him hot in his purpose to  suffer any  consequence rather than submit to the dictation of a man  like Dryfoos;  he

felt keenly the degradation of his connection with  him, and all his  resentment of Fulkerson's original

uncandor returned;  at the same time  his heart ached with foreboding.  It was not merely  the work in which he

had constantly grown happier that he saw taken  from him; but he felt the  misery of the man who stakes the

security  and plenty and peace of home  upon some cast, and knows that losing  will sweep from him most that

most  men find sweet and pleasant in  life.  He faced the fact, which no good  man can front without terror,  that

he was risking the support of his  family, and for a point of  pride, of honor, which perhaps he had no right  to

consider in view of  the possible adversity.  He realized, as every  hireling must, no  matter how skillfully or

gracefully the tie is  contrived for his  wearing, that he belongs to another, whose will is his  law.  His

indignation was shot with abject impulses to go back and tell  Fulkerson that it was all right, and that he gave

up.  To end the  anguish  of his struggle he quickened his steps, so that he found he  was reaching  home almost

at a run. 

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to let him in when he flung it  open.  "Why, Basil," she said, "what's brought you back?  Are you  sick?  You're

all pale.  Well, no wonder!  This is the last of Mr.  Fulkerson's  dinners you shall go to.  You're not strong

enough for it,  and your  stomach will be all out of order for a week.  How hot you  are! and in a  drip of

perspiration!  Now you'll be sick."  She took  his hat away, which  hung dangling in his hand, and pushed him

into a  chair with tender  impatience.  "What is the matter?  Has anything  happened?" 

"Everything has happened," he said, getting his voice after one or  two  husky endeavors for it; and then he

poured out a confused and  huddled  statement of the case, from which she only got at the  situation by

prolonged crossquestioning. 

At the end she said, "I knew Lindau would get you into trouble." 

This cut March to the heart.  "Isabel!" he cried, reproachfully. 

"Oh, I know," she retorted, and the tears began to come.  "I don't  wonder  you didn't want to say much to me

about that dinner at  breakfast.  I noticed it; but I thought you were just dull, and so I  didn't insist.  I wish I had,

now.  If you had told me what Lindau had  said, I should  have known what would have come of it, and I could

have  advised you" 

"Would you have advised me," March demanded, curiously, "to submit  to  bullying like that, and meekly

consent to commit an act of cruelty  against a man who had once been such a friend to me?" 

"It was an unlucky day when you met him.  I suppose we shall have  to go.  And just when we bad got used to

New York, and begun to like  it.  I don't  know where we shall go now; Boston isn't like home any  more; and

we  couldn't live on two thousand there; I should be ashamed  to try.  I'm  sure I don't know where we can live

on it.  I suppose in  some country  village, where there are no schools, or anything for the  children.  I  don't know

what they'll say when we tell them, poor  things." 

Every word was a stab in March's heart, so weakly tender to his  own; his  wife's tears, after so much

experience of the comparative  lightness of  the griefs that weep themselves out in women, always  seemed

wrung from  his own soul; if his children suffered in the least  through him, he felt  like a murderer.  It was far

worse than he could  have imagined, the way  his wife took the affair, though he had  imagined certain words,

or  perhaps only looks, from her that were bad  enough.  He had allowed for  trouble, but trouble on his account:

a  svmpathy that might burden and  embarrass him; but he had not dreamed  of this merely domestic, this  petty,

this sordid view of their  potential calamity, which left him  wholly out of the question, and  embraced only

what was most crushing and  desolating in the prospect.  He could not bear it.  He caught up his hat  again, and,

with some  hope that his wife would try to keep him, rushed  out of the house.  He  wandered aimlessly about,

thinking the same  exhausting thoughts over  and over, till he found himself horribly hungry;  then he went into

a  restaurant for his lunch, and when he paid he tried  to imagine how he  should feel if that were really his last

dollar. 

He went home toward the middle of the afternoon, basely hoping that  Fulkerson had sent him some

conciliatory message, or perhaps was  waiting  there for him to talk it over; March was quite willing to talk  it

over  now.  But it was his wife who again met him at the door,  though it seemed  another woman than the one

he had left weeping in the  morning. 

"I told the children," she said, in smiling explanation of his  absence  from lunch, "that perhaps you were

detained by business.  I  didn't know  but you had gone back to the office." 

"Did you think I would go back there, Isabel?"  asked March, with a  haggard look.  "Well, if you say so, I will

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you." 

"Nonsense," she said.  "I approve of everything you did.  But sit  down,  now, and don't keep walking that way,

and let me see if I  understand it  perfectly.  Of course, I had to have my say out." 

She made him go all over his talk with Dryfoos again, and report  his own  language precisely.  From time to

time, as she got his points,  she said,  "That was splendid," "Good enough for him!" and "Oh, I'm so  glad you

said  that to him!" At the end she said: 

"Well, now, let's look at it from his point of view.  Let's be  perfectly  just to him before we take another step

forward." 

"Or backward," March suggested, ruefully.  "The case is simply  this: he  owns the magazine." 

"Of course." 

"And he has a right to expect that I will consider his pecuniary  interests" 

"Oh, those detestable pecuniary interests!  Don't you wish there  wasn't  any money in the world?" 

"Yes; or else that there was a great deal more of it.  And I was  perfectly willing to do that.  I have always kept

that in mind as one  of  my duties to him, ever since I understood what his relation to the  magazine was." 

"Yes, I can bear witness to that in any court of justice.  You've  done it  a great deal more than I could, Basil.

And it was just the  same way with  those horrible insurance people." 

"I know," March went on, trying to be proof against her flatteries,  or at  least to look as if he did not deserve

praise; "I know that what  Lindau  said was offensive to him, and I can understand how he felt  that he had a

right to punish it.  All I say is that he had no right  to punish it  through me." 

"Yes," said Mrs. March, askingly. 

"If it had been a question of making 'Every Other Week' the vehicle  of  Lindau's peculiar opinionsthough

they're not so very peculiar; he  might  have got the most of them out of RuskinI shouldn't have had  any

ground  to stand on, or at least then I should have had to ask  myself whether his  opinions would be injurious

to the magazine or  not." 

"I don't see," Mrs. March interpolated, "how they could hurt it  much  worse than Colonel Woodburn's article

crying up slavery." 

"Well," said March, impartially, "we could print a dozen articles  praising the slavery it's impossible to have

back, and it wouldn't  hurt  us.  But if we printed one paper against the slavery which Lindau  claims  still exists,

some people would call us bad names, and the  countingroom  would begin to feel it.  But that isn't the point.

Lindau's connection  with 'Every Other Week' is almost purely  mechanical; he's merely a  translator of such

stories and sketches as  he first submits to me, and it  isn't at all a question of his opinions  hurting us, but of my

becoming an  agent to punish him for his  opinions.  That is what I wouldn't do; that's  what I never will do." 

"If you did," said his wife, "I should perfectly despise you.  I  didn't  understand how it was before.  I thought

you were just holding  out  against Dryfoos because he took a dictatorial tone with you, and  because  you

wouldn't recognize his authority.  But now I'm with you,  Basil, every  time, as that horrid little Fulkerson says.

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"I don't know," said March, thoughtfully, "that we had a right to  expect  anything else.  Fulkerson's standards

are low; they're merely  business  standards, and the good that's in him is incidental and  something quite  apart

from his morals and methods.  He's naturally a  generous and right  minded creature, but life has taught him to

truckle and trick, like the  rest of us." 

"It hasn't taught you that, Basil." 

"Don't be so sure.  Perhaps it's only that I'm a poor scholar.  But  I  don't know, really, that I despise Fulkerson

so much for his course  this  morning as for his gross and fulsome flatteries of Dryfoos last  night.  I could

hardly stomach it." 

His wife made him tell her what they were, and then she said, "Yes,  that  was loathsome; I couldn't have

believed it of Mr. Fulkerson." 

"Perhaps he only did it to keep the talk going, and to give the old  man a  chance to say something," March

leniently suggested.  "It was a  worse  effect because he didn't or couldn't follow up Fulkerson's  lead." 

"It was loathsome, all the same," his wife insisted.  "It's the end  of  Mr. Fulkerson, as far as I'm concerned." 

"I didn't tell you before," March resumed, after a moment, "of my  little  interview with Conrad Dryfoos after

his father left," and now  he went on  to repeat what had passed between him and the young man. 

"I suspect that he and his father had been having some words before  the  old man came up to talk with me,

and that it was that made him so  furious." 

"Yes, but what a strange position for the son of such a man to  take!  Do you suppose he says such things to his

father?" 

"I don't know; but I suspect that in his meek way Conrad would say  what  he believed to anybody.  I suppose

we must regard him as a kind  of  crank." 

"Poor young fellow! He always makes me feel sad, somehow.  He has  such a  pathetic face.  I don't believe I

ever saw him look quite  happy, except  that night at Mrs. Horn's, when he was talking with Miss  Vance; and

then  he made me feel sadder than ever." 

"I don't envy him the life he leads at home, with those convictions  of  his.  I don't see why it wouldn't be as

tolerable there for old  Lindau  himself." 

"Well, now," said Mrs. March, "let us put them all out of our minds  and  see what we are going to do

ourselves." 

They began to consider their ways and means, and how and where they  should live, in view of March's

severance of his relations with 'Every  Other Week.'  They had not saved anything from the first year's  salary;

they had only prepared to save; and they had nothing solid but  their two  thousand to count upon.  But they

built a future in which  they easily  lived on that and on what March earned with his pen.  He  became a free

lance, and fought in whatever cause he thought just; he  had no ties, no  chains.  They went back to Boston with

the heroic will  to do what was  most distasteful; they would have returned to their own  house if they had  not

rented it again; but, any rate, Mrs. March  helped out by taking  boarders, or perhaps only letting rooms to

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"The great thing," she said, "is to be right.  I'm ten times as  happy as  if you had come home and told me that

you had consented to do  what  Dryfoos asked and he had doubled your salary." 

"I don't think that would have happened in any event," said March,  dryly. 

"Well, no matter.  I just used it for an example." 

They both experienced a buoyant relief, such as seems to come to  people  who begin life anew on whatever

terms.  "I hope we are young  enough yet,  Basil," she said, and she would not have it when he said  they had

once  been younger. 

They heard the children's knock on the door; they knocked when they  came  home from school so that their

mother might let them in.  "Shall  we tell  them at once?"  she asked, and ran to open for them before  March

could  answer. 

They were not alone.  Fulkerson, smiling from ear to ear, was with  them.  "Is March in?"  he asked. 

"Mr. March is at home, yes," she said very haughtily.  "He's in his  study," and she led the way there, while the

children went to their  rooms. 

"Well, March," Fulkerson called out at sight of him, "it's all  right!  The old man has come down." 

"I suppose if you gentlemen are going to talk business" Mrs.  March  began. 

"Oh, we don't want you to go away," said Fulkerson.  "I reckon  March has  told you, anyway." 

"Yes, I've told her," said March.  "Don't go, Isabel.  What do you  mean,  Fulkerson ?" 

"He's just gone on up home, and he sent me round with his  apologies.  He sees now that he had no business to

speak to you as he  did, and he  withdraws everything.  He'd 'a' come round himself if I'd  said so, but I  told him

I could make it all right." 

Fulkerson looked so happy in having the whole affair put right, and  the  Marches knew him to be so kindly

affected toward them, that they  could  not refuse for the moment to share his mood.  They felt  themselves

slipping down from the moral height which they had gained,  and March made  a clutch to stay himself with

the question, "And  Lindau?" 

"Well," said Fulkerson, "he's going to leave Lindau to me.  You  won't  have anything to do with it.  I'll let the

old fellow down  easy." 

"Do you mean," asked March, "that Mr. Dryfoos insists on his being  dismissed?" 

"Why, there isn't any dismissing about it," Fulkerson argued.  "If  you  don't send him any more work, he won't

do any more, that's all.  Or if he  comes round, you can He's to be referred to me." 

March shook his head, and his wife, with a sigh, felt herself  plucked up  from the soft circumstance of their

lives, which she had  sunk back into  so quickly, and set beside him on that cold peak of  principle again.  "It

won't do, Fulkerson.  It's very good of you, and  all that, but it  comes to the same thing in the end.  I could have

gone on without any  apology from Mr. Dryfoos; he transcended his  authority, but that's a  minor matter.  I

could have excused it to his  ignorance of life among  gentlemen; but I can't consent to Lindau's  dismissalit

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this opinion or  that." 

"But don't you see," said Fulkerson, "that it's just Lindau's  opinions  the old man can't stand?  He hasn't got

anything against him  personally.  I don't suppose there's anybody that appreciates Lindau in  some ways more

than the old man does." 

"I understand.  He wants to punish him for his opinions.  Well, I  can't  consent to that, directly or indirectly.  We

don't print his  opinions,  and he has a perfect right to hold them, whether Mr. Dryfoos  agrees with  them or

not." 

Mrs. March had judged it decorous for her to say nothing, but she  now  went and sat down in the chair next

her husband. 

"Ah, dog on it!" cried Fulkerson, rumpling his hair with both his  hands.  "What am I to do?  The old man says

he's got to go." 

"And I don't consent to his going," said March. 

"And you won't stay if he goes." 

Fulkerson rose.  "Well, well! I've got to see about it.  I'm afraid  the  old man won't stand it, March; I am,

indeed.  I wish you'd  reconsider.  II'd take it as a personal favor if you would.  It  leaves me in a fix.  You see

I've got to side with one or the other." 

March made no reply to this, except to say, "Yes, you must stand by  him,  or you must stand by me." 

"Well, well!  Hold on awhile! I'll see you in the morning.  Don't  take  any steps" 

"Oh, there are no steps to take," said March, with a melancholy  smile.  "The steps are stopped; that's all."  He

sank back into his  chair when  Fulkerson was gone and drew a long breath.  "This is pretty  rough.  I  thought we

had got through it." 

"No," said his wife.  "It seems as if I had to make the fight all  over  again." 

"Well, it's a good thing it's a holy war." 

"I can't bear the suspense.  Why didn't you tell him outright you  wouldn't go back on any terms?" 

"I might as well, and got the glory.  He'll never move Dryfoos.  I  suppose we both would like to go back, if we

could." 

"Oh, I suppose so." 

They could not regain their lost exaltation, their lost dignity.  At  dinner Mrs. March asked the children how

they would like to go  back to  Boston to live. 

"Why, we're not going, are we?"  asked Tom, without enthusiasm. 

"I was just wondering how you felt about it, now," she said, with  an  underlook at her husband. 

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"I suppose I should go to Harvard," said Tom, "and I'd room out at  Cambridge.  It would be easier to get at

you on the Back Bay." 

The parents smiled ruefully at each other, and, in view of these  grand  expectations of his children, March

resolved to go as far as he  could in  meeting Dryfoos's wishes.  He proposed the theatre as a  distraction from

the anxieties that he knew were pressing equally on  his wife.  "We might  go to the 'Old Homestead,'" he

suggested, with a  sad irony, which only  his wife felt. 

"Oh yes, let's!" cried Bella. 

While they were getting ready, some one rang, and Bella went to the  door,  and then came to tell her father

that it was Mr. Lindau.  "He  says he  wants to see you just a moment.  He's in the parlor, and he  won't sit  down,

or anything." 

"What can he want?"  groaned Mrs. March, from their common dismay. 

March apprehended a storm in the old man's face.  But he only stood  in  the middle of the room, looking very

sad and grave.  "You are Going  oudt," he said.  " I won't geep you long.  I haf gome to pring pack  dose

macassines and dis mawney.  I can't do any more voark for you;  and I  can't geep the mawney you haf baid me

a'ready.  It iss not  hawnest mawney  that hass been oarned py voark; it iss mawney that  hass peen mate py

sbeculation, and the obbression off lapor, and the  necessity of the boor,  py a man Here it is, efery tollar,

efery  zent.  Dake it; I feel as if  dere vas ploodt on it." 

"Why, Lindau," March began, but the old man interrupted him. 

"Ton't dalk to me, Passil!  I could not haf believedt it of you.  When  you know how I feel about dose tings,

why tidn't you dell me  whose mawney  you bay oudt to me?  Ach, I ton't plame youI ton't  rebroach you.

You  haf nefer thought of it; boat I have thought, and I  should be Guilty,  I must share that man's Guilt, if I

gept hiss  mawney.  If you hat toldt  me at the peginningif you hat peen frank  with meboat it iss all righdt;

you can go on; you ton't see dese tings  as I see them; and you haf cot a  family, and I am a free man.  I voark  to

myself, and when I ton't voark,  I sdarfe to myself.  But.  I geep  my handts glean, voark or sdarfe.  Gif  him hiss

mawney pack! I am  sawry for him; I would not hoart hiss  feelings, boat I could not pear  to douch him, and

hiss mawney iss like  boison!" 

March tried to reason with Lindau, to show him the folly, the  injustice,  the absurdity of his course; it ended in

their both getting  angry, and in  Lindau's going away in a whirl of German that included  Basil in the guilt  of

the man whom Lindau called his master. 

"Well," said Mrs. March.  "He is a crank, and I think you're well  rid of  him.  Now you have no quarrel with

that horrid old Dryfoos, and  you can  keep right on." 

"Yes," said March, "I wish it didn't make me feel so sneaking.  What a  long day it's been! It seems like a

century since I got up." 

"Yes, a thousand years.  Is there anything else left to happen?" 

"I hope not.  I'd like to go to bed." 

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"The theatre?  Oh yes, certainly! I meant after we got home," and  March  amused himself at the puzzled

countenance of the child.  "Come  on!  Is Tom ready?" 

IX.

Fulkerson parted with the Marches in such trouble of mind that he  did not  feel able to meet that night the

people whom he usually kept  so gay at  Mrs. Leighton's table.  He went to Maroni's for his dinner,  for this

reason and for others more obscure.  He could not expect to  do anything  more with Dryfoos at once; he knew

that Dryfoos must feel  that he had  already made an extreme concession to March, and he  believed that if he

was to get anything more from him it must be after  Dryfoos had dined.  But he was not without the hope,

vague and  indefinite as it might be,  that he should find Lindau at Maroni's, and  perhaps should get some

concession from him, some word of regret or  apology which he could report  to Dryfoos, and at lest make the

means  of reopening the affair with him;  perhaps Lindau, when he knew how  matters stood, would back down

altogether, and for March's sake would  withdraw from all connection with  'Every Other Week' himself, and

so  leave everything serene.  Fulkerson  felt capable, in his desperation,  of delicately suggesting such a course

to Lindau, or even of plainly  advising it: he did not care for Lindau a  great deal, and he did care  a great deal

for the magazine. 

But he did not find Lindau at Maroni's; he only found Beaton.  He  sat  looking at the doorway as Fulkerson

entered, and Fulkerson  naturally came  and took a place at his table.  Something in Beaton's  largeeyed

solemnity of aspect invited Fulkerson to confidence, and he  said, as he  pulled his napkin open and strung it,

still a little damp  (as the scanty,  oftenwashed linen at Maroni's was apt to be), across  his knees, "I was

looking for you this morning, to talk with you about  the Christmas  number, and I was a good deal worked up

because I  couldn't find you; but  I guess I might as well have spared myself my  emotions." 

"Why?"  asked Beaton, briefly. 

"Well, I don't know as there's going to be any Christmas number." 

"Why?"  Beaton asked again. 

"Row between the financial angel and the literary editor about the  chief  translator and polyglot smeller." 

"Lindau?" 

"Lindau is his name." 

"What does the literary editor expect after Lindau's expression of  his  views last night?" 

"I don't know what he expected, but the ground he took with the old  man  was that, as Lindau's opinions didn't

characterize his work on the  magazine, he would not be made the instrument of punishing him for  them  the

old man wanted him turned off, as he calls it." 

"Seems to be pretty good ground," said Beaton, impartially, while  he  speculated, with a dull trouble at heart,

on the effect the row  would  have on his own fortunes.  His late visit home had made him feel  that the  claim of

his family upon him for some repayment of help given  could not  be much longer delayed; with his mother

sick and his father  growing old,  he must begin to do something for them, but up to this  time he had spent  his

salary even faster than he had earned it.  When  Fulkerson came in he  was wondering whether he could get

him to  increase it, if he threatened  to give up his work, and he wished that  he was enough in love with

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really in love with Alma Leighton,  who had no money, and who had  apparently no wish to be married for

love,  even.  "And what are you  going to do about it?"  he asked, listlessly. 

"Be dogged if I know what I'm going to do about it," said  Fulkerson.  "I've been round all day, trying to pick

up the piecesrow  began right  after breakfast this morningand one time I thought I'd  got the thing  all put

together again.  I got the old man to say that  he had spoken to  March a little too authoritatively about Lindau;

that, in fact, he ought  to have communicated his wishes through me;  and that he was willing to  have me get

rid of Lindau, and March  needn't have anything to do with it.  I thought that was pretty white,  but March says

the apologies and regrets  are all well enough in their  way, but they leave the main question where  they found

it." 

"What is the main question?"  Beaton asked, pouring himself out  some  Chianti.  As he set the flask down he

made the reflection that if  he  would drink water instead of Chianti he could send his father three  dollars a

week, on his back debts, and he resolved to do it. 

"The main question, as March looks at it, is the question of  punishing  Lindau for his private opinions; he says

that if he consents  to my  bouncing the old fellow it's the same as if he bounced him." 

"It might have that complexion in some lights," said Beaton.  He  drank  off his Chianti, and thought he would

have it twice a week, or  make  Maroni keep the halfbottles over for him, and send his father  two  dollars.

"And what are you going to do now?" 

"That's what I don't know," said Fulkerson, ruefully.  After a  moment he  said, desperately, " Beaton, you've

got a pretty good head;  why don't you  suggest something?" 

"Why don't you let March go?"  Beaton suggested. 

"Ah, I couldn't," said Fulkerson.  "I got him to break up in Boston  and  come here; I like him; nobody else

could get the hang of the thing  like  he has; he'sa friend."  Fulkerson said this with the nearest  approach  he

could make to seriousness, which was a kind of  unhappiness. 

Beaton shrugged.  "Oh, if you can afford to have ideals, I  congratulate  you.  They're too expensive for me.

Then, suppose you  get rid of  Dryfoos?" 

Fulkerson laughed forlornly.  " Go on, Bildad.  Like to sprinkle a  few  ashes over my boils?  Don't mind me!" 

They both sat silent a little while, and then Beaton said, "I  suppose you  haven't seen Dryfoos the second

time?" 

"No.  I came in here to gird up my loins with a little dinner  before I  tackled him.  But something seems to be

the matter with  Maroni's cook.  I don't want anything to eat." 

"The cooking's about as bad as usual," said Beaton.  After a moment  he  added, ironically, for he found

Fulkerson's misery a kind of relief  from  his own, and was willing to protract it as long as it was  amusing,

"Why  not try an envoy extraordinary and minister  plenipotentiary?" 

"What do you mean?" 

"Get that other old fool to go to Dryfoos for you!" 

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"That Southern one." 

"Colonel Woodburn?" 

"Mmmmm." 

"He did seem to rather take to the colonel!" Fulkerson mused aloud. 

"Of course he did.  Woodburn, with his idiotic talk about  patriarchal  slavery, is the man on horseback to

Dryfoos's muddy  imagination.  He'd  listen to him abjectly, and he'd do whatever  Woodburn told him to do."

Beaton smiled cynically. 

Fulkerson got up and reached for his coat and hat.  "You've struck  it,  old man."  The waiter came up to help

him on with his coat;  Fulkerson  slipped a dollar in his hand.  "Never mind the coat; you can  give the  rest of

my dinner to the poor, Paolo.  Beaton, shake! You've  saved my  life, little boy, though I don't think you meant

it."  He  took Beaton's  hand and solemnly pressed it, and then almost ran out of  the door. 

They had just reached coffee at Mrs. Leighton's when he arrived and  sat  down with them and began to put

some of the life of his new hope  into  them.  His appetite revived, and, after protesting that he would  not take

anything but coffee, he went back and ate some of the earlier  courses.  But with the pressure of his purpose

driving him forward, he  did not  conceal from Miss Woodburn, at least, that he was eager to get  her apart  from

the rest for some reason.  When he accomplished this,  it seemed as  if he had contrived it all himself, but

perhaps he had  not wholly  contrived it. 

"I'm so glad to get a chance to speak to you alone," he said at  once; and  while she waited for the next word he

made a pause, and then  said,  desperately, "I want you to help me; and if you can't help me,  there's no  help for

me." 

"Mah goodness," she said, "is the case so bad as that?  What in the  woald  is the trouble?" 

"Yes, it's a bad case," said Fulkerson.  "I want your father to  help me." 

"Oh, I thoat you said me!" 

"Yes; I want you to help me with your father.  I suppose I ought to  go to  him at once, but I'm a little afraid of

him." 

"And you awe not afraid of me?  I don't think that's very  flattering, Mr.  Fulkerson.  You ought to think Ah'm

twahce as awful as  papa." 

"Oh, I do! You see, I'm quite paralyzed before you, and so I don't  feel  anything." 

"Well, it's a pretty lahvely kyand of paralysis.  Butgo on." 

"I willI will.  If I can only begin." 

"Pohaps Ah maght begin fo' you." 

"No, you can't.  Lord knows, I'd like to let you.  Well, it's like  this." 


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Fulkerson made a clutch at his hair, and then, after another  hesitation,  he abruptly laid the whole affair before

her.  He did not  think it  necessary to state the exact nature of the offence Lindau had  given  Dryfoos, for he

doubted if she could grasp it, and he was  profuse of his  excuses for troubling her with the matter, and of

wonder at himself for  having done so.  In the rapture of his concern  at having perhaps made a  fool of himself,

he forgot why he had told  her; but she seemed to like  having been confided in, and she said,  "Well, Ah don't

see what you can  do with you' ahdeals of friendship  except stand bah Mr. Mawch." 

"My ideals of friendship?  What do you mean?" 

"Oh, don't you suppose we know?  Mr. Beaton said you we' a pofect  Bahyard  in friendship, and you would

sacrifice anything to it." 

"Is that so?"  said Fulkerson, thinking how easily he could  sacrifice  Lindau in this case.  He had never

supposed before that he  was chivalrous  in such matters, but he now began to see it in that  light, and he

wondered that he could ever have entertained for a  moment the idea of  throwing March over. 

"But Ah most say," Miss Woodburn went on, " Ah don't envy you you'  next  interview with Mr. Dryfoos.  Ah

suppose you'll have to see him at  once  aboat it." 

The conjecture recalled Fulkerson to the object of his confidences.  "Ah, there's where your help comes in.

I've exhausted all the  influence  I have with Dryfoos" 

"Good gracious, you don't expect Ah could have any!" 

They both laughed at the comic dismay with which she conveyed the  preposterous notion; and Fulkerson

said, "If I judged from myself,  I  should expect you to bring him round instantly." 

"Oh, thank you, Mr. Fulkerson," she said, with mock meekness. 

"Not at all.  But it isn't Dryfoos I want you to help me with; it's  your  father.  I want your father to interview

Dryfoos for me, and  II'm afraid  to ask him." 

"Poo' Mr. Fulkerson!" she said, and she insinuated something  through her  burlesque compassion that lifted

him to the skies.  He  swore in his heart  that the woman never lived who was so witty, so  wise, so beautiful,

and  so good.  "Come raght with me this minute, if  the cyoast's clea'."  She  went to the door of the diningroom

and  looked in across its gloom to the  little gallery where her father sat  beside a lamp reading his evening

paper; Mrs. Leighton could be heard  in colloquy with the cook below, and  Alma had gone to her room.  She

beckoned Fulkerson with the hand  outstretched behind her, and said,  "Go and ask him." 

"Alone!" he palpitated. 

"Oh, what a cyowahd!" she cried, and went with him.  "Ah suppose  you'll  want me to tell him aboat it." 

"Well, I wish you'd begin, Miss Woodburn," he said.  "The fact is,  you  know, I've been over it so much I'm

kind of sick of the thing." 

Miss Woodburn advanced and put her hand on her father's shoulder.  "Look  heah, papa!  Mr. Fulkerson wants

to ask you something, and he  wants me to  do it fo' him." 

The colonel looked up through his glasses with the sort of ferocity  elderly men sometimes have to put on in

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edito' and his proprieto', and he wants you to  pacify them." 

"I do not know whethah I understand the case exactly," said the  colonel,  "but Mr. Fulkerson may command

me to the extent of my  ability." 

"You don't understand it aftah what Ah've said?"  cried the girl.  "Then  Ah don't see but what you'll have to

explain it you'self, Mr.  Fulkerson." 

"Well, Miss Woodburn has been so luminous about it, colonel," said  Fulkerson, glad of the joking shape she

had given the affair, "that I  can  only throw in a little sidelight here and there." 

The colonel listened as Fulkerson went on, with a grave diplomatic  satisfaction.  He felt gratified, honored,

even, he said, by Mr.  Fulkerson's appeal to him; and probably it gave him something of the  high  joy that an

affair of honor would have brought him in the days  when he  had arranged for meetings between gentlemen.

Next to bearing  a  challenge, this work of composing a difficulty must have been  grateful.  But he gave no

outward sign of his satisfaction in making a  resume of the  case so as to get the points clearly in his mind. 

"I was afraid, sir," he said, with the state due to the serious  nature of  the facts, "that Mr. Lindau had given Mr.

Dryfoos offence by  some of his  questions at the dinnertable last night." 

"Perfect red rag to a bull," Fulkerson put in; and then he wanted  to  withdraw his words at the colonel's look

of displeasure. 

"I have no reflections to make upon Mr. Landau," Colonel Woodburn  continued, and Fulkerson felt grateful

to him for going on; "I do not  agree with Mr. Lindau; I totally disagree with him on sociological  points; but

the course of the conversation had invited him to the  expression of his convictions, and he had a right to

express them, so  far  as they had no personal bearing." 

"Of course," said Fulkerson, while Miss Woodburn perched on the arm  of  her father's chair. 

"At the same time, sir, I think that if Mr. Dryfoos felt a personal  censure in Mr. Lindau's questions

concerning his suppression of the  strike among his workmen, he had a right to resent it." 

"Exactly," Fulkerson assented. 

"But it must be evident to you, sir, that a highspirited gentleman  like  Mr. MarchI confess that my feelings

are with him very warmly in  the  mattercould not submit to dictation of the nature you describe." 

"Yes, I see," said Fulkerson; and, with that strange duplex action  of the  human mind, he wished that it was

his hair, and not her  father's, that  Miss Woodburn was poking apart with the corner of her  fan. 

"Mr. Lindau," the colonel concluded, "was right from his point of  view,  and Mr. Dryfoos was equally right.

The position of Mr. March is  perfectly correct" 

His daughter dropped to her feet from his chairarm.  "Mah  goodness!  If nobody's in the wrong, ho' awe you

evah going to get the  mattah  straight?" 

"Yes, you see," Fulkerson added, "nobody can give in." 

"Pardon me," said the colonel, "the case is one in which all can  give  in." 


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"I don't know which 'll begin," said Fulkerson. 

The colonel rose.  "Mr. Lindau must begin, sir.  We must begin by  seeing  Mr. Lindau, and securing from him

the assurance that in the  expression of  his peculiar views he had no intention of offering any  personal offence

to Mr. Dryfoos.  If I have formed a correct estimate  of Mr. Lindau, this  will be perfectly simple." 

Fulkerson shook his head.  "But it wouldn't help.  Dryfoos don't  care a  rap whether Lindau meant any personal

offence or not.  As far  as that is  concerned, he's got a hide like a hippopotamus.  But what  he hates is  Lindau's

opinions, and what he says is that no man who  holds such  opinions shall have any work from him.  And what

March says  is that no  man shall be punished through him for his opinions, he  don't care what  they are." 

The colonel stood a moment in silence.  "And what do you expect me  to do  under the circumstances?" 

"I came to you for adviceI thought you might suggest?" 

"Do you wish me to see Mr. Dryfoos?" 

"Well, that's about the size of it," Fulkerson admitted.  "You see,  colonel," he hastened on, "I know that you

have a great deal of  influence  with him; that article of yours is about the only thing he's  ever read in  'Every

Other Week,' and he's proud of your acquaintance.  Well, you know"  and here Fulkerson brought in the

figure that  struck him so much in  Beaton's phrase and had been on his tongue ever  since" you're the man

on horseback to him; and he'd be more apt to  do what you say than if  anybody else said it." 

"You are very good, sir," said the colonel, trying to be proof  against  the flattery, "but I am afraid you overrate

my influence."  Fulkerson let  him ponder it silently, and his daughter governed her  impatience by  holding her

fan against her lips.  Whatever the process  was in the  colonel's mind, he said at last: "I see no good reason for

declining to  act for you, Mr. Fulkerson, and I shall be very happy if  I can be of  service to you.  But"he

stopped Fulkerson from cutting  in with  precipitate thanks"I think I have a right, sir, to ask what  your

course  will be in the event of failure?" 

"Failure?"  Fulkerson repeated, in dismay. 

"Yes, sir.  I will not conceal from you that this mission is one  not  wholly agreeable to my feelings." 

"Oh, I understand that, colonel, and I assure you that I  appreciate, I" 

"There is no use trying to blink the fact, sir, that there are  certain  aspects of Mr. Dryfoos's character in which

he is not a  gentleman.  We have alluded to this fact before, and I need not dwell  upon it now: I  may say,

however, that my misgivings were not wholly  removed last night." 

"No," Fulkerson assented; though in his heart he thought the old  man had  behaved very well. 

"What I wish to say now is that I cannot consent to act for you, in  this  matter, merely as an intermediary

whose failure would leave the  affair in  state quo." 

"I see," said Fulkerson. 

"And I should like some intimation, some assurance, as to which  party  your own feelings are with in the

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The colonel bent his eyes sharply on Fulkerson; Miss Woodburn let  hers  fall; Fulkerson felt that he was being

tested, and he said, to  gain time,  "As between Lindau and Dryfoos?" though he knew this was  not the point. 

"As between Mr. Dryfoos and Mr. March," said the colonel. 

Fulkerson drew a long breath and took his courage in both hands.  "There  can't be any choice for me in such a

case.  I'm for March,  every time." 

The colonel seized his hand, and Miss Woodburn said, "If there had  been  any choice fo' you in such a case, I

should never have let papa  stir a  step with you." 

"Why, in regard to that," said the colonel, with a, literal  application  of the idea, "was it your intention that we

should both  go?" 

"Well, I don't know; I suppose it was." 

"I think it will be better for me to go alone," said the colonel;  and,  with a color from his experience in affairs

of honor, he added:  "In these  matters a principal cannot appear without compromising his  dignity.  I believe I

have all the points clearly in mind, and I think  I should act  more freely in meeting Mr. Dryfoos alone." 

Fulkerson tried to hide the eagerness with which he met these  agreeable  views.  He felt himself exalted in

some sort to the level of  the  colonel's sentiments, though it would not be easy to say whether  this was  through

the desperation bred of having committed himself to  March's side,  or through the buoyant hope he had that

the colonel  would succeed in his  mission. 

"I'm not afraid to talk with Dryfoos about it," he said. 

"There is no question of courage," said the colonel.  "It is a  question  of dignityof personal dignity." 

"Well, don't let that delay you, papa," said his daughter,  following him  to the door, where she found him his

hat, and Fulkerson  helped him on  with his overcoat.  "Ah shall be jost wald to know ho'  it's toned oat." 

"Won't you let me go up to the house with you?"  Fulkerson began.  "I needn't go in" 

"I prefer to go alone," said the colonel.  "I wish to turn the  points  over in my mind, and I am afraid you would

find me rather dull  company." 

He went out, and Fulkerson returned with Miss Woodburn to the  drawing  room, where she said the

Leightons were.  They, were not  there, but she  did not seem disappointed. 

"Well, Mr. Fulkerson," she said, "you have got an ahdeal of  friendship,  sure enough." 

"Me?"  said Fulkerson.  "Oh, my Lord!  Don't you see I couldn't do  anything else?  And I'm scared half to death,

anyway.  If the colonel  don't bring the old man round, I reckon it's all up with me.  But  he'll  fetch him.  And I'm

just prostrated with gratitude to you, Miss  Woodburn." 

She waved his thanks aside with her fan.  "What do you mean by its  being  all up with you?" 

"Why, if the old man sticks to his position, and I stick to March,  we've  both got to go overboard together.

Dryfoos owns the magazine;  he can  stop it, or he can stop us, which amounts to the same thing, as  far as

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"And then what?" the girl pursued. 

"And then, nothingtill we pick ourselves up." 

"Do you mean that Mr. Dryfoos will put you both oat of your  places?" 

"He may." 

"And Mr. Mawch takes the risk of that jost fo' a principle?" 

"I reckon." 

"And you do it jost fo' an ahdeal?" 

"It won't do to own it.  I must have my little axe to grind,  somewhere." 

"Well, men awe splendid," sighed the girl.  "Ah will say it." 

"Oh, they're not so much better than women," said Fulkerson, with a  nervous jocosity.  "I guess March would

have backed down if it hadn't  been for his wife.  She was as hot as pepper about it, and you could  see  that she

would have sacrificed all her husband's relations sooner  than  let him back down an inch from the stand he

had taken.  It's  pretty easy  for a man to stick to a principle if he has a woman to  stand by him.  But when you

come to play it alone" 

"Mr. Fulkerson," said the girl, solemnly, "Ah will stand bah you in  this,  if all the woald tones against you."

The tears came into her  eyes, and  she put out her hand to him. 

"You will?"  he shouted, in a rapture.  "In every wayand  alwaysas  long as you live?  Do you mean it?"  He

had caught her hand  to his breast  and was grappling it tight there and drawing her to him. 

The changing emotions chased one another through her heart and over  her  face: dismay, shame, pride,

tenderness.  "You don't believe," she  said,  hoarsely, "that Ah meant that?" 

"No, but I hope you do mean it; for if you don't, nothing else  means  anything." 

There was no space, there was only a point of wavering.  "Ah do  mean it." 

When they lifted their eyes from each other again it was halfpast  ten.  "No' you most go," she said. 

"But the colonelour fate?" 

"The co'nel is often oat late, and Ah'm not afraid of ouah fate,  no' that  we've taken it into ouah own hands."

She looked at him with  dewy eyes of  trust, of inspiration. 

"Oh, it's going to come out all right," he said.  "It can't come  out  wrong now, no matter what happens.  But

who'd have thought it,  when I  came into this house, in such a state of sin and misery, half  an hour  ago" 

"Three houahs and a half ago!" she said.  "No! you most jost go.  Ah'm  tahed to death.  Goodnight.  You can

come in the mawning to  seepapa."  She opened the door and pushed him out with enrapturing  violence, and

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"Why, colonel!  I was just going up to meet you."  He had really  thought  he would walk off his exultation in

that direction. 

"I am very sorry to say, Mr. Fulkerson," the colonel began,  gravely,  "that Mr. Dryfoos adheres to his

position." 

"Oh, all right," said Fulkerson, with unabated joy.  "It's what I  expected.  Well, my course is clear; I shall stand

by March, and I  guess  the world won't come to an end if he bounces us both.  But I'm  everlastingly obliged to

you, Colonel Woodburn, and I don't know what  to  say to you.  II won't detain you now; it's so late.  I'll see

you  in  the morning.  Goodni" 

Fulkerson did not realize that it takes two to part.  The colonel  laid  hold of his arm and turned away with him.

"I will walk toward  your place  with you.  I can understand why you should be anxious to  know the  particulars

of my interview with Mr. Dryfoos"; and in the  statement which  followed he did not spare him the smallest.  It

outlasted their walk and  detained them long on the steps of the 'Every  Other Week' building.  But  at the end

Fulkerson let himself in with  his key as light of heart as if  he had been listening to the gayest  promises that

fortune could make. 

By the tune he met March at the office next morning, a little, but  only a  very little, misgiving saddened his

golden heaven.  He took  March's hand  with high courage, and said, "Well, the old man sticks to  his point,

March."  He added, with the sense of saying it before Miss  Woodburn: "And  I stick by you.  I've thought it all

over, and I'd  rather be right with  you than wrong with him." 

"Well, I appreciate your motive, Fulkerson," said March.  "But  perhaps  perhaps we can save over our

heroics for another occasion.  Lindau seems  to have got in with his, for the present." 

He told him of Lindau's last visit, and they stood a moment looking  at  each other rather queerly.  Fulkerson

was the first to recover his  spirits.  "Well," he said, cheerily, "that let's us out." 

"Does it?  I'm not sure it lets me out," said March; but he said  this in  tribute to his crippled selfrespect rather

than as a forecast  of any  action in the matter. 

"Why, what are you going to do?"  Fulkerson asked.  "If Lindau  won't work  for Dryfoos, you can't make him." 

March sighed.  "What are you going to do with this money?"  He  glanced at  the heap of bills he had flung on

the table between them. 

Fulkerson scratched his head.  " Ah, dogged if I know: Can't we  give it  to the deserving poor, somehow, if we

can find 'em?" 

"I suppose we've no right to use it in any way.  You must give it  to  Dryfoos." 

"To the deserving rich?  Well, you can always find them.  I reckon  you  don't want to appear in the transaction!

I don't, either; but I  guess I  must."  Fulkerson gathered up the money and carried it to  Conrad.  He directed him

to account for it in his books as  consciencemoney, and  he enjoyed the joke more than Conrad seemed to  do

when he was told where  it came from. 

Fulkerson was able to wear off the disagreeable impression the  affair  left during the course of the forenoon,

and he met Miss  Woodburn with  all a lover's buoyancy when he went to lunch.  She was  as happy as he  when

he told her how fortunately the whole thing had  ended, and he took  her view that it was a reward of his

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relations with the beneficent powers,  and that their felicity had  been especially looked to in the  disposition of

events.  They were in a  glow of rapturous content with  themselves and radiant worship of each  other; she was

sure that he  merited the bright future opening to them  both, as much as if he owed  it directly to some noble

action of his own;  he felt that he was  indebted for the favor of Heaven entirely to the  still incredible  accident

of her preference of him over other men. 

Colonel Woodburn, who was not yet in the secret of their love,  perhaps  failed for this reason to share their

satisfaction with a  result so  unexpectedly brought about.  The blessing on their hopes  seemed to his  ignorance

to involve certain sacrifices of personal  feeling at which he  hinted in suggesting that Dryfoos should now be

asked to make some  abstract concessions and acknowledgments; his  daughter hastened to deny  that these

were at all necessary; and  Fulkerson easily explained why.  The thing was over; what was the use  of opening

it up again? 

"Perhaps none," the colonel admitted.  But he added, "I should like  the  opportunity of taking Mr. Lindau's

hand in the presence of Mr.  Dryfoos  and assuring him that I considered him a man of principle and  a man of

honora gentleman, sir, whom I was proud and happy to have  known." 

" Well, Ah've no doabt," said his daughter, demurely, " that you'll  have  the chance some day; and we would

all lahke to join you.  But at  the same  tahme, Ah think Mr. Fulkerson is well oat of it fo' the  present." 


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